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Battle Of The New Rock Music
Tuesday and Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 8/26/08 Last Night It Was: Slipknot - Psychosocial V.S. Anberlin - The Feel Good Drag The Vote Was 7 - 3 Slipknot Ramains Your Champion and is on one Hell of a Roll! They Will Return Thursday night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me .. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio. Tuesday and Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Thursday 6/19/08 Last Night It Was: Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend V.S. Apocalyptica - I Dont Care The Vote Was 10 - 2 Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend is on a Streak 4 in a Row! They Will Return Tuesday night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me ..
Battlefield Messages
As the Sky Darkened, the stench of carrion arose to my nostrils. I stood ready for battle, with shot nerves, for lying there next to me was the corpse of my dear friend. As I stood, waiting for the command, my heart began to race, beads of sweat rolled down my face. Thats when I heard those words, "TO ARMS, TO ARMS!" The bone chilling cry of our captain. I charged into battle, sword and shield in my hands. All around axes and swords drawn and biting into the flesh of my brothers at arms. I felt helpless to save those not yet weened from their mother's love. The battle raged on, I felt the cold steel against my flesh, but nothing as cold as the wind blowing deep inside my ferocious wound. I fought on, my world began to blur, but I fought on never stopping. Now the sky began to grow black, to where no one could see. I had found one last enemy, I raised my sword with what was left of my mighty strength...and...then... "Those who fight for honors of others die in vai
Battle Of The Bands are the contestants of the battle just in case you can't read them in the bracket. As long as you can see the bracket you can work it to get the winner ...... Sevendust vs Motorhead Aerosmith vs Scorpions Avenged Sevenfold vs Chevelle Megadeth vs Black Sabbath Motely Crue vs Disturbed Soundgarden vs Queensryche Alice in Chains vs Stone Temple Pilots Pantera vs Guns and Roses Mudvayne vs Black Label Society Van Halen vs Godsmack Danzig vs Led Zepplin Slipknot vs Judas Priest Slayer vs Iron Maiden Metallica vs AC/DC Nickleback vs Tesla Ozzy Osborne vs Dio Ok everyone !!! We will be posting the bracket for the Unholy Confessions battle of the bands on Wednesday, April 16th. At that time feel free to take a look at it, copy it and work the bracket down to come up with your winner of the battle!! After completing your bracket, leave your FU name, number and of cou
Battle With Jen
Battle Of The Sexs 2 , Auction
Since the Battle of the Sexes ~ Round I Auction was such a success we are doing it again... with several new twists! Battle of the Sexes ~ Round II This will be a Fu-Bucks & Cash Auction (Cash Conversation Rate at Bottom) ** Entry Fee: 25,000 Fu-Bucks ** Starting Bid: 50,000 Fu-Bucks ** Entry returned upon no bids. !!! NEW TWISTS !!! 1) The entry with the most rates for their picture will receive a Bling Pack (one male, one female) 2) The Top 5 Males and the Top 5 Females that bring in the highest bids will be auctioned off AGAIN in a LIVE FU-BUCKS ONLY AUCTION in Dirty Deeds Radio Lounge.
Batt Cave Rules *staff*
Batt Cave
Battle Of Dj's
Battle Of Lions
Battle Rapping.
Well there is no battle. But this version of Lil' Wayne's "Let the Beat Build" is fantastic. I just though I would share. Bonus points for him because I Twittered this last night and he kindly thanked me for the support this morning + added me. Enjoy. Plus I know a lot of people who hate lil' Wayne. I guess this is nice because this puts some substance to the style Nyle "Let The Beat Build" from Nyle on Vimeo.
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Battle Of The Sexes Auction ~ Round Iv & V
Battle of the Sexes ~ Round IV This will be a Fu-Bucks & Cash Auction There is no entry fee for entering the auction!!! The entry with the most rates for their picture will receive a Bling Pack Battle of the Sexes ~ Round V This will be a Fu-Bucks ONLY Auction The top 5 Males along with the Top 5 Females will be auctioned off AGAIN in a LIVE FU-BUCKS ONLY AUCTION in Dirty Deeds Radio Lounge.
The Battle Of Verdun - The Greatest Battle Ever
Phase 1 - The preparations before the Battle The Great War in 1914 and 1915 The Great War, or as we now call it - the First World War, began on 4 August 1914. By the end of that year all movement of the armies had ceased and the war had become an immobile trench war. In 1915 several attempts were made to forcibly achieve a decisive breakthrough. However, these attempts all failed and only lead to terrible losses. Both parties were convinced that 1916 would be the year of their crucial victory. Germany expected to have this at Verdun. The allies tried to realise their victory through a joint operation at the river Somme. Click here to see the map of the Battle of Verdun 1916 The German plan of attack The German commander-in-chief General Erich von Falkenhayn considered England to be Germanys most important enemy. He believed England would collapse as soon as France, their most important ally, would be defeated. That is why a target had to be found that would be so impor
Battle Of The Sexes Auction - Men
Battle of the Sexes ~ Round IV This will be a Fu-Bucks & Cash Auction (Cash Conversation Rate at Bottom) Remember: The entry with the most rates for their picture will receive a Bling Pack & the top 5 Males (along with the Top 5 Females) auctioned off AGAIN in a LIVE FU-BUCKS ONLY AUCTION in Dirty Deeds Radio Lounge. Check out these luscious men up for auction ~ Go get yourself one... or more!!!
Battle Of The Sexes Auction
Battle Of The Sexes Auction
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Battle Of The Sexes
Its A Battle Of The Sexes Thats Right I Said A Battle Of The Sexes! New Years Eve 8pm 1am EST! We need teams so come on in and find out the details to see if YOU have what it takes to win The Battle Of The Sexes!
Battle Wounds
Its amazing to me how some men are in denial about a woman not wanting to have sex with them... My ex-bf visited last night (we are still friends) to watch some TV. I don't get much company, so just having him here, even though it means I have to watch things I wouldn't normally watch, is nice. Well, I guess my mis-matched PJs (sloppy, ripped flannel pants with an unattractive Tshirt, sweater and fuzzy socks) was just too sexy for him (Ha Ha Ha). He made a grab for the boobs, I went to jump out of the way, but apparently my toe got caught under the sofa.... The result is him feeling awful and this...
Battledome's Next Battle Is Set
The Batt Kave
Battered Soul
My life tormented A childhood of painSpent bruised and scarredHours locked in a small dark roomTo scared to shout for helpWith only spiders for companyDay after dayThe bruises cameTo ashamed to show the worldHow could I have explained? The screaming stoppedThrough fear of more painThe inner screamsStill ringing in my earsThe nightmaresNever fadeAnother dayDarkness consumes my beingWishing for someone to set me freeAnother fist flies my wayPain shoots through meLike a thousand knivesPiercing my soulOnto adult yearsStill bruised insideOnly to find loves the sameIs this normalWas it something I did? Walking into doors seems like a bad habit for meOne black eye after the nextHere I was againHiding in a dark cornerHoping the monsters wouldn't see meHoping they wouldn't bring more painWill this ever end? The child inside so battered The child inside so scared
Battle Of The Sexes
Battle Of The Sexes
Battle Of The Sexes Auction
This will be a Fu-Bucks AND Cash Auction *There is a 25,000 fubuck entry fee for joining. *Top 5 Males & Top 5 Females will move on to Round VII * The entry with the most picture rates will receive a Bling Pack
Battle Of The Dj's
Battle Of The Dj's
Battle Of The Djs
Battle Of Sexes Auction
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Battal Bully And Others
HEAR YE ALL DJ,S IF YOU CAN USE A 100,000 FUBUCKS AND WANT TITLE AS THE BEST PLEASE READ & REPOST If you want to enter the battle hit my SB at DJ-LOST SOUL OR DJ GAMBLER Our next battle is on April 10th unless we need Friday the 9TH in The Gamblers Den click below on tag to enter. Gambler It's Almost Battle Time! YES APRIL 10,AND 11TH SATERDAY AND SUNDAY 2PM TO12AM HOSSTED BY THE GAMBLERS DEN AND HELD IN THE DJ'S BATTAL LOUNGE That Means,we have 20 open slots for battling djs so if you think you have what it takes to be the best contact dj Gambler @ the gamblers den and join the battle... 1ST PRIZE WINNER $100,000 FUBUCKS 2ND PRIZE WINNER $50,000 FUBUCKS 3RD PRIZE WINNER $25,000 FUBUCKS ALSO THE SHOW WILL BE OPENED & CLOSED WITH A MYSTERY DJ THERE WILL BE A $25,000 FUBUCK PRIZE TO THE FIRST PERSONE THAT GUESSES THE NAME OF THE MYSTIC DJ....... IF YOU LIKE GOOD TUNES COME TO THE BATTLE OF THE DJ'S AND OR THE GAMBLERS DEN LOUNGE COME IN A
The Battle Of Our Minds
life is not a given thing like a bird it can take wing it will not let us know our fate it cannot give us a time or date life as we know can come to an end the rules and limits will never bend we all have standards low and high we must give them up by and by sometimes we burn bridges because we fell we have to as life evaporates like the morning dew our minds grow weary withered and weak our lives are not endless at best meek we are all poor money or not we are all cold not warm or even hot we all have loved ones that hold us dear but we will never know happiness not even near dont try to understand for you never will you can nevre stop my urge to kill like the winter snow or the summer rain you can never understand my hurt my pain
The Battle Begins......
Battle Of Big Ass Lil
Many times this night; I'm known to repeat the Battle of Big Ass Lill and Yukon Pete. But wait there is more to this tale so listen if you will it's called the revenge of Big Ass Lil. Lil had a sister named Tight Twat Tiny. She was a whole lot smaller and whole lot meaner. She rode to town and pulled up in the square. Where is Yukon Pete she yelled. You fucked Lil to death and called her a whore. It's time I even the score. Pete heard the challenge and came charging to the square an saw Tiny scratching her hair, He whipped out his cock and pumped out a load knocking the Bitch right down to the road. She got back up and shook off the cum and said not bad boy but now it's my turn. She grabbed on his cock and gave him atwist and fresh wad of cum oozed out in her fist. She stroked it with fury she stroked it with lust she made him keep cumming until there was dust. Tiny saw that her work was done by shouting out look Yukon shrunk. Pete hollered and grabbed on his balls an
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Battle Of The Bands On Fubar
How does a portion of a site flourish without supporting the actual users ?..I see time and time again artists/bands that never even use this site go up month after month to battle in the Battle of the Bands..meanwhile, an artist such as myself (faithful user) will maybe battle once every 3 months..this twisted system needs fixing ASAP..what part of the game is this?..why aren't the artists that use this site religiously rewarded?..why are artists that have long since discontinued using their pages still going up every month to battle?..I've battled a total of six times in the 11 months I've been here..four of which were Finals that I busted my ass to get to..what kind of wacked system is this?..I personally have probably spent more hours actually using this site than any other artist/band here..why?..cause I believed that by investing in this site I would eventually get payback..isn't that how things normally work? get out what you put in..even though they took away the prize mon
The Battling Boys Of Benghazi
The poem was written by an unknown MARINE CORPS Officer THE BATTLING BOYS OF BENGHAZI We're the battling boys of Benghazi No fame, no glory, no paparazzi. Just a fiery death in a blazing hell Defending our country we loved so well. It wasn't our job, but we answered the call, fought to the Consulate and scaled the wall. We pulled twenty Countrymen from the jaws of fate Led them to safety, and stood at the gate. Just the two of us, and foes by the score, But we stood fast to bar the door. Three calls for reinforcement, but all were denied, So we fought, and we fought, and we fought til we died. We gave our all for our Uncle Sam, But Barack Obama didn't give a damn. Just two dead seals who carried the load No thanks to us..........we were just "Bumps In The Road". This needs to be circulated as much as we can possibly keep it going. I think this is the feeling of the general population and it should be pursued until something is done with the incompetent peopl
Battlefield Of The Mind
I hold on to the peace as I sleep not knowing if I want to wake from this dream, Playing in the tree's with all the kids in my dreams,Then I wake to this insanity,a world of people and things,Can't deal with the pain that I live as I try to go back to sleep.. People saying and doing things that make no sense to me,I'm only at peace when I sleep.. Please stop me when I wake this pain just go away... Inside my mind a poison is spreading Taking over control Turning happiness to ashes Overwhelming my senses The toxins imbed deeply, painfully Destruction entails I prepare for each battle None yet I have won As the terror becomes prominent It's razor edge threatening I know it's going to kill me Playing a game of waiting ED the opposition he has no mercy No kindness, no compassion Just a manipulative consolation A cycle of excruciating betrayal. I know it will be my turn to die, One by one ED kills us Th
Battlefield Of The Mind
Baudelaire And Lord Byron
SED NON SATIATA Strange goddess, brown as evening to the sight, Whose scent is half of musk, half of havanah, Work of some obi, Faust of the Savanah, Ebony witch, and daughter of the night. By far preferred to troth, or opium, or sleep, Love vaunts the red elixir of your mouth. My caravan of longings seeks in drouth Your eyes, the wells at which my cares drink deep. Through those black eyes, by which your soul respires, Pitiless demon! pour less scorching fires. I am no Styx nine times with flame to wed. Nor can I turn myself to Proserpine To break your spell, Megera libertine! Within the dark inferno of your bed. — Charles Baudelaire
Bavaro Knows
The moon is a liar qnd a fake, why does he get so much respect for romance and love, he takes and takes and gives nothing. Stealing light from the sun to put on your fake face but you are a barren whore when the light dont shine, full of holes and nothing to look at. The cancer you put on cancers and the lunar cee with your gravity. I am a cancer but I know the real you moon and I hate you.
Bawdy Drinking Toasts!
Here's to dancing: A vertical expression of a horizontal intention. May your liquor be cold, May your women be hot. And may your troubles slide off of you slicker than snot. Here's to sin and here's to virtue, A little bit of both won't hurt you, A little virtue is enhancing, A little sin can be entrancing, Be good, my dear, but don't be haughty, There's too much fun in being naughty. [1948ca. Bedroom Party Literature]
AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION1. The sport of choice for the urban poor isBASKETBALL.2.The sport of choice for maintenance level employees isBOWLING.3.The sport of choice for front-line workers isFOOTBALL.4.The sport of choice for supervisors isBASEBALL.5.The sport of choice for middle management isTENNIS. And....6.The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers isGOLF. THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your ballsbecome.There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles
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Bay Day At Hallmark
Bad day at Hallmark Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day??? //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... 'What the hell was I thinking?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I've discussed this before. I've gone through this in my own experience, and it was a total pain in the ass. But it's perfectly plain to me that this is getting out of control beyond the scope of my own profile and my own photos. So I feel inclined to visit this problem once again. The question before us all is "What is the true definition of not safe for work?" Here's the problem with the NSFW policy as I see it. Someone could bring up a photo or a stash item or a blog or whatever and rate it NSFW, no matter what the content is. The moment that checkbox gets hit, that item immediately becomes "unclean". This is all based on one person's opinion. No one else gets a say in the appropriateness of the item after it gets labeled NSFW. Let's take this approach. If someone's default photo, for instance, is a picture of a beach at sunset, and for some reason, there's another member on the site who has it out for this person, the angry member could go on there and rate the beach
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You are invited to attend the wedding of Sarah and Chris Thursday October 18, 2007 at 7 p.m. PST (10 p.m. EST) in the Wildcat Lounge ~Chris~ ROCK future hubby of yourtruelove@ fubar ~Sarah~ ROCKStruelove&soulmate@ fubar Wild Horse will be the official Wild Horse ~Fubar's 24th Godfather~@ fubar
For The Subs And Doms! Self-Control If you can't control yourself--your vices, your emotions, your tendency to act out--you cannot control another person. You are too weak and self-indulgent to control another. As mentioned above, all submissives, even the best, resist control at times. Dealing with that resistance in a way that encourages good behavior in the submissive and helps to train her to be a better submissive and a happier person means realizing from the start that your submissive's actions, however you may dislike them, are not about you. They are, rather, about her problems with submitting. Learning not to respond narcissistically--i.e., with anger, personal affront, hurt, or defensiveness--when she behaves in a resisting or manipulative way, is part of self-control. Instead of overreacting, a self-controlled dominant will rationally and over time devise workable strategies based on his intimate knowledge of his submissive that discourage the behavior and attitudes he di
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1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... Opening Credits: Ani DiFranco 32 Flavors ( I think everyone who has ever tried to rise above, only to have the haters try to drag them down should have this song in their library.) Waking Up: Corinne Bailey Rae Id Like To I'd, I'd like to put my fingers on you, I'd, I'd like to paint a picture for you, Sometimes you don't understand where I'm coming from, I'm just trying to make you see that I desire the simple things (What a deep and slightly frustrating thought to wake up to.) First Day at School: Smashing Pumpkins Rat in a Cage (how apropos. go to public h.s. in fort smith, arkansas and tell me this doesnt fit perfectly.) Falling in Love: Marilyn Manson This is the New Shit (weird. that song does kinda ma
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Bbg Bulletin
Hmm... I really like that some people mask their ignorance with false intellect. See... Some poor ignorant souls seen my bulletin yesterday about Cam Hos, Scripters for rates and fans, and Fake Referrals/Referral Scripts. Apparently... These someones did not like it. (As if I would care) As usual... That was not the end of my ranting and raving. That was not the end of what I have to say. That was not even the end of what is to come next. Once all the shit hits the fans and all the guilty are exposed... Who only knows what will be next. Cleaning house time seems to have arrived. And, man, they are getting down and scrubbing every corner of fubar. So, within minutes of my post... I have shouts telling me oh this person is not cheating... this person is not scripting rates... this person is not scripting fans... I should let these people in on a lil secret from law school... Proclaiming unaccused innocence is the first step in identifying the guilty. While you may not be caught in sc
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We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situat
Bbq At My New House!
Theres gonna be a Texas gathering in North Carolina. BBQ at my house on Saturday April 14th 2007. The plan so far is to cook out here at the house then head to "Cadillac Ranch" afterwards. Message me for details and directions.
Bbq Rules
BBQ RULES We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of This sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
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Bbq Season
New Standard Operating Procedures Released Today - Please Learn BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes desert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three foot exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to te
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The bar was dark and smoky but after the day I had I decided to brave walking in alone and have the drink I thought I desperately needed to unwind. A hotel bar isn't my idea of a perfect place to unwind but when in a strange city the options are limited. As my eyes adjust to the dim lighting in the bar I see the form of a shapely woman sitting at the bar. Dressed all in red, my favorite color on a woman, she was sitting all by herself sipping her glass of wine. I glanced around the bar and didn't see anyone that looked like they belonged with her, just a couple of sleazy looking businessmen giving her the eye. I decide to act on my instinct and walk towards an empty barstool next to the lady in red. Taking my seat I took a quick look at her to see if her front looked as good as her backside did. She was beautiful. Long, blond streaked, dark brown hair, big dark eyes and full pouty lips that looked in need of kissing. She had a little smile on her face and it showed off t
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Your Birthdate: February 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: JuneWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Its my b-day today...yeah, I'm 21 now. Its about fucking time. Anyways, send love my way...cause I'm the princess.
Today is 2 of my very good friends b-day. CANADIAN BAD A$$ is turning 28 today and the drug you can't resist aka Joy is turning 25. so if u can go and show them sum b-day luv!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* CANADIAN BAD A$$ 1%er COME REAL R NOT AT ALL!!!@ fubar the drug you can't resist ~i LOVE girls *taken* DREAM GIRLZ@ fubar PLEASE REPOST!!!!!!!! This lovely woman in the link below is one of my very good friends on here. If u want to meet someone with always a smile on her face. Then this is the person to meet then! Cause if ur ever down. U can always count on here to chear u back up with one of her smiles! :D She is 39 yrs young today! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* CuteSmily1 by name...VERY SMILY by Reputation@ fubar Go and show her all the love and it will be returned!! PLEASE REPOST!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday to me! What is there to do in. Bergen and Union town, New Jersey. will be working a week in each place.
B-day Bash
hey everyone my daughters b-day is the 19th she will be 4 i cant belive it. she got everything she wanted and we are havin it at the park like she wanted. yea i know she is spoiled lol
B-day 06/14/1979
B-day Comin Up!!
B-day Tommorow!! (july 10th)
My B-Day's Tommorow!!! Wish me a Happy B-Day n Stuff!!
i dont know why i try to find someone to care or love me for me cause all i get is a game ..... is it cause im too hairy or too old or to young ..... im not looking for a one night stand im looking to settel down but what the fuck noone wants me all i here is games n keep being played like a sucker .... i got a big heart n ill stand up for my woman n try to take care of her the best i can but when noone will give me a chance why do i keep trying id be better off dead n then noone will miss me cause that realy never cared about me in the first place ..... yes im hurt n im pissed i just got told was not intersted n GOODBYE again wtf do i have to beet wemon or use them or hurt them .... well if thats the case i guess ill never find anyone so in a week i will say goodbye to everyone here in a blog cause ill deleate everything i have ever created n onone will ever miss me cause thay dont want to know mw im sry GOOD BYE !!!!!!!!!!!! i hope i was a good laugh when i was here i know i wont be
B-day Party
10/3/07 B-days !!!
Thankyou all for the gifts and well wishes. Sorry I didnt respond sooner, but been away from home for a couple of weeks. Again, thankyou to you all. Billy
B-day Thank You - Nov 10 2007
B -days
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B-day And Other Thoughts
I went to my first Drag King and Queen show on Friday night, at The Edge. My wife and I have a really good friend who does Drag King shows. I went to go see her for the first time Fri night and loved it. Everyone on stage that night was really good. My fav 2 are Ducan Dan and Justin. I am thinking of becoming a Drag King, My wife loves the idea. What does everyone else think? I was reading a Mummm about gays and lesbians getting married and what people thought of it. To most of what people was saying I agreed but for some I was highly disappointed. Yes, I am a lesbian and I am getting married in March. I belive in God as much as the next person but I disagree that God will send us to hell for who we love. To the ones who think this way you should be ashamed of your selfs. There is a saying that goes "Dont judge a book by its cover" Although I am a lesbian there is more to us then just on who we date or who we love or who we sleep with. What gives you the right to judge
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Bday Photo! :p
Bday Wish List
so umm not like it matters.. cause i doubt anyone would actually do but it's a long shot.. made a wish list on from a request by a friend. i would really like something from there.. rather than here..something i can actually touch and the only thing i want from this site is a yea it expires next monday.. still buildin my wish list.. apperently it's not enough to go hey i really like there hot and i look hot in them:P so here's the me it's cheap stuff too.. yea i dont like even askin for stuff..*hides in shame* so made it btw..u don't have to buy me anything if u don't want to ...*holds finger gun to ur head* yea it's ur choice O_o so yea this is just another obtion for those that wanted to get me something for my bday on the 18th. *smiles* ~dinarocks So it's going to be my 28th birthday on June 18.I really want
Bday Bullys From Friends
TODAY Is This AWESOME Chick's BIRTHDAY!!!!! Dina is probably the most nicest and genuine person you'll ever meet on here! She's always showing EVERYONE support, and now it's YOUR turn to show her you appreciate it! Today's DINA'S Birthday, And I'm EXPECTING You ALL To Stop By Her Page And Make Her Feel Special!! Dina's gone through a lot this past year, but she never let anything really get to her. I truly value the friendship that she and I have developed since w
Bday Bully From Jinx
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Bday Wishes From Smeximilf
Its about that time! You know, the time that comes around every year for EVERYBODY...its BIRTHDAY TIME! Our very own sexi smexi FU, Confidence, is celebrating her birthday on Monday and we need to make this a very SPECIAL birthday for her! Everybody knows my girl LOVES bling, so bling, bling, bling her like CRAZY...I'm talking jets, flying monkeys, Elmos, even bling packs galore! She is always doing so much for everybody so lets go and shower her with birthday luv! BLING HER, GIFT HER, TICKER HER, BLAST HER, I'm even talking about HAPPY HOUR her...she is worth it ALL! ~*~ wh mk m x~*~Owner Of LV Ю∃M Always ~N~ 4ever**@ fubar Brought to you by ME :D The Baddest MILF~ Wifey to Fornicates@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF~ Wifey to Fornicates' on
B-day Love!
Some of you may know some of you may not, but my ex died the 22nd of last month. We had two beautiful baby girls before she passed on. I'm keeping her fubar page up for friends and family to stay updated on the girls and so her spirit may live on, yeah it sounds creepy but we all handle death differently. Anyway, today would have been her 24th birthday and I really want to show her she is missed and loved. So for all my friends who care, please help me do so, click the pic below and f/a/r her it would be greatly appreciated. Thanx in advance! Queen Robin@ fubar
Ok alot is going on now. The shopping season is finally over for me at work. Now comes the cut hours and little bonus money. I really like this guy i am friends with I would love to be more than friends, but i know he does or have time for a girlfriend now. On the other hand I have at least five guys who just want to play but I dont want to with them. I have met alot of friends on here and some who are just interested in sex. I am now 38 and I am ready to finally settle down in life to concentrate on my family. But still like to enjoy the good life once in awhile with someone. I have worked un retail for over 20 years and it has be a crazy experience in my life but I have enjoyed it alot. Cant wait to see what next in my life!!!!!! Ok my bday is coming up on the 27th. I will be 38 and still single. I really dont know if there are any real guys out there who are looking for their soulmates. I sometimes feel like men look at me for only just sex and not someone for a g
B-day Thanks
i just wanna thank everyone who bought me gifts or said happy b-day to me. to those who didn't say ANYTHING, well, there's always next year to say something :P
Bday Love
(`v)Thick&Lovely(`v)@ fubar Wish her a happy bday. Bday comment bombing
B'day Autos To Be On
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Bday Party
hey everyone having a bday party this weekend in nc and if u on my friends list and in nc let know if u wanna attend it will be in the country and will bonfire and it is bring your on beer party lmao
Happy birthday! Elvis still lives While its been more than 30 years since his death, Elvis Presleys birthday still sparks bitterweet memories among his fans. He also remains a vital marketing item, as in this Pasadena store-front window. By YVETTE OROZCO Updated: 01.07.09 Every year, many music fans commemorate the birthday of Elvis Presley, who would have turned 74 today. Although he died more than 30 years ago, the iconic figure lives in on the media on countless anniversary specials, music tributes and year-round memorabilia. But perhaps most tangibly, Presley lives on through those who remember him as one of their own. He was a God-fearing man who served in the army when he was called and who stayed simple, said David Heickman, who spent Wednesday afternoon looking for guitar books for his 13-year-old granddaughter, a budding musician. That personal identification with the man who was born in Tupelo, Miss., drove a truck for a living and then conquer
Bday Pimpout!
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Today is my 28th bday and noone will member watch so i think its on gonna go drink get drunk and have fun wether anyone comes or not sad i can member others bday but noone members mine
B-day Gift
my b-day is the 15th of march vip bling turtle auto 11's salutes pic made for me
B-day Fun
Hey ladies, wanting to have a 3some with you and my husband. Please respond if you are interested.
Bday Wish List
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Bdsm And Mind Controll
BDSM TOTAL MIND CONTROLL ( Just my thought's on mind controll part ) In the BDSM world alot of Dom's use mind controll to keep the submissive in controll ...Why you may ask ....To bend the mind into giving up free will ( or so I have been told ) But as a person and humanbeing in my thought's total mind controll is the worst way to treat a submissive.As I have said befor ......Submmising is a gift not something that should be takin lightly and to give such a thing is one of the hardest and most giving way a sub can say I love you Striping away ones self and molding the sub's mind to acept and do the thing's the Dom wants.But is this love ? Is it truly submissing ?I say no...In my thought's it is a way of robing one of their true self and a way of being selfish. We are who and what we are to make us a indivusal. In time the sub will go threw a burn out stag ( i have been there so I know this one frist hand ) It's where the min
Bdsm Glossary
By Franklin Veaux. This glossary is intended as a guide to many of the terms you might hear in the BDSM community. Note that you should not assume everyone who is involved with BDSM is into everything listed here; many of the specific practices described in the Glossary are quite rare. It's sometimes common for people who are involved in one particular type of play--bondage, for example, or perhaps spanking--to believe that what they do isn't BDSM, on the mistaken idea that being involved in BDSM means being into everything from pain play to extreme sadomasochism. In fact, nobody is into everything, and even in the BDSM community, not everyone has the same tastes, the same limits, or the same ideas. If you see something described in here which you personally find disturbing or off putting, that's fine; it doesn't mean that you aren't or can't be interested in BDSM. Hell, there are plenty of things I find disturbing, and there's nothing wrong with that! The definitions give
BDSM and a Vanilla Marriage a balancing act my name is ann. i am 31 years old, and i have been married ten years to a man who, to put it simply, thinks it's kinky sex if the lights are left on. In my heart, i have always known that i am a submissive, longing in my heart for my Master. i have shared some of my fantasies of BDSM with my husband, and i will admit that he has tried to please me a few times, but he makes it so obvious with his behavior that he does not approve of or enjoy BDSM, that he robs from me any pleasure that i might have found. So, being the sensible woman that i am, i tried to shut away that part of my heart that cried in the night, needing a Master. Luckily for my sanity, i discovered the cyber-world of BDSM. my first forays into what the internet offered led me to sites with a lot of pictures, and a little information. Then, as i found myself being turned on by things i had never thought of, i began to search deeper, looking for more information. i will
June 12, 2006 This weekend, I have had to think long and hard on what the Collar I wear means to me. I thought I had put enough thought into it when I first accepted His Collar. I knew it meant my complete submission to Him, and I extended that submission to include any time we were in contact with one another. I originally thought that the Collar was only going to apply to the times that we were together so as to not affect my other relationship. I have come to realize that the Collar is a 24/7 commitment, with the understanding that the needs of my other partner are equal to those of my Master, and as such, nothing asked of me will ever interfere with that. Being new to wearing a Collar, I though that there could be a possibility of having more than one Master, equating it to having more than one partner, with open communication, my mind could at the time see how that could have been possible. The idea was enticing. Over the weekend, I was confronted with that possibility
Bdsm Misc.
The Bag By I walked into that garage sale, That crisp November day. Mainly to calm down from a spat with my submissive, In which both of us had said more than we should say. I saw the bag tossed forgotten in a corner, It's leather old and frayed. I almost overlooked it, Till I saw upon it the D/s emblem so proudly displayed. The bag was locked with a padlock, The contents I could only guess. I asked the woman how much she wanted for it, My true interest I dared not confess. "That bag belonged to my brother" she said. As she softly wiped away a tear. "We lost him in an auto accident. It's been just over a year." "His instructions were not to sell the bag to just anyone. But only to the one who could give the proper answer to me." Confused I asked her what the question was. She said "S...S...," and I answered "C." She smiled, nodded and I wrote a check. I had no idea what it's contents might be. But the emblem alone, I thought a good sign. At home a
In human sexual behavior, a submissive is one who enjoys having any of a variety of BDSM practices performed upon them by a "Dominant"; or one who holds a submissive position within a relationship based upon dominance and submission (Ds or D/s). This enjoyment can spring from a simple desire for submission or an enjoyment of the interplay of wills involved in such a scenario. A submissive is also referred to as a 'sub', where the dominant in a D/s relationship is the 'Dom.' The main difference between a submissive and a bottom is that the submissive ostensibly does not give instructions, although s/he does set limits on what the Dominant can do. There are also indications that submissives substantially outnumber Dominants[citation needed], in both males and females. Professional Dominants provide stimulatory services (which may or may not include sex) for those unable to find a compatible partner for this activity. In many BDSM communities, there is a distinction between a sub
Bdsm Stories
MASTER "I have thought about what you are offering and I am willing to submit to you as my master." The words crossed her lips with a surety and understanding above her 18 years. She would commit to her master wholly and completely, whatever that involved. A smile crossed his lips with the knowledge of this. He would control her, dominate her, watch her submit and surrender to this lifestyle. His anticipation of this left him almost breathless with desire. "I will call you. You may never contact me. The instructions I give are complete and must be obeyed to the letter. Failure to comply will lead to punishment. Punishment is my choice and delivery of punishment will happen over a period of time decided by me. Public humiliation will not form part of this relationship. The pain will be torture and delightful." His words caused her fear and trepidation. These became immediate aphrodisiacs. She felt the crotch of her panties become soaked. She heard her breath ragged in h
Above all else He cherishes His slave, in the knowledge that the gift she gives Him is the greatest gift of all. He is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to Him, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. He is in control of himself first and foremost, so that He may control others. As a stern and demanding Master, He can cause His slave to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, He will then kiss the tears away, without stepping out of character. In times of trouble, a Master will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. He is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. He would never ask His slave to put Him before her career, or family, just to satisfy His own pleasure. To win His slave's mind, body, spirit, soul, and love, He knows He must first win her trust. He will show His slave humor, k
You received the message as drinks with your friends for your birthday were winding down. It gave you an address and room number, and told you to be there at 12:30 am. You felt your pussy start to get wet the instant you read that - you would finally be used the way you so desperately wanted to... The address led you to a hotel downtown, and as you entered the lobby your heart began to race. No one would know why you were there, but for some reason you felt their eyes on your body, as if they knew that you were here for the sole purpose of pleasing your Master. As you walked quickly to the elevator bank, you could feel the wetness start to run down your legs and your nipples begin to press against the fabric of your bra and showing against your shirt. You entered the elevator, and as soon as the doors closed you couldn't help but slide your hand under your skirt and against your cunt. Right before the doors opened, you brought your fingers to your lips to taste your wetness.
I just want a man that will be a fuckin' man. Someone I can submit to completely and fully. Not just my body, but my heart as well. A man that will respsect me while dominating me, love me while punishing me... too much to ask? Her palms were a bit sweaty, hear heart was racing, she honestly didnt know what to expect. Shed seen one picture, and talked online. She had no idea who would approach her with the greeting Good evening Little One. As she walked off the jet-way, she smoothed her hair down and adjusted her skirt. Throwing her shoulders back, she reassured herself that it was going to be a good weekend. Just then, someone grabbed her elbow, leading her away from the terminal. She had only one bag, as hed instructed her to bring only what she could carry on the plane. She turned to her left to look up at this man, this Master shed come to meet. Hello pet, its good to finally have you here, he said. That settled her nerves a bit, but she was sti
Bdsm/ Slaves
The following 128 rules are written in the context of a M/s (Master/slave) relationship, but could be used by those in a D/s (Dominant/submissive) relationship, and provide a good project for those submissive/slave males to adapt them towards their relationship with their Dominatrix/Mistress, respectively (double meaning intended). Some notes for the female to take into consideration when using these rules and participating in a Master/slave relationship (or any part of the BDSM world out there): 1. The Master/slave relationship is a complex one requiring a serious commitment to honest and open communication, and the practice of learned responsibilities for the care and protection of each person's well being, psychological, physical, sexual, social, and emotional health. you can protect both you and your Master's participation through the use of selected safe words (like 'yellow' and 'red') and gestures (such as tight hand holds, wiggling of a limb, or opening of a hand).
Bdsm Dictionary
BDSM Dictionary of Terms AB, Adult Babies := Grown-ups who wish to be treated as babies. This can include the wearing of nappies, bottle feeding and changing (see also Age Play) Abuse := "physical maltreatment" and "improper or excessive use or treatment" (Merriam-Webster Dictionary) "An abusive relationship is one in which substantial physical, mental, or emotional harm is inflicted, that is not temporary in nature, and is not clearly compensated for by positive and loving experiences over a long period of time." -- by louise, 1997 Age Play := Role Play involving an "age change". Ex. Grown-ups who wish to be treated as babies, school boys/girls, Algolagnia := Medical/psychological term for the love of pain. Colloquially known as "Masochism". Alternative Lifestyle := A sexuality that differs significantly from the 'norm' may make an alternative lifestyle necessary or desirable. A sexual orientation less common than the norm may stigmatize the individual pushing the
Bdsm Humor
(as a disclaimer I want to say that by no means I want to disrespect kids in any way... I am a mother and I take my kid seriously... but this is kind of funny, so I hope no one gets offended by this blog) The neighbors complain that your kids do full body cavity searches when playing cops and robbers. Your daughter uses Twizzlers as floggers. You go into the playroom and discover an interrogation chair built entirely of Legos. You come home and find them tickling a bound and gagged baby-sitter. They hand you the body harness and leash that they used as toddlers when it's time to go shopping. Your son wants to know when he'll get his allowance, because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware store. You tell them they're too old to spank and they try to assure that they aren't. Your daughter speaks wistfully about being confined to the playpen while the other children played in the room. You yell out to your son to come and do his chore
Bdsm Information
by Lord Suttle What is a safeword, exactly what it sounds like! A word that keeps you safeThere are three levels of safewords, just like a stoplight. Red means stop,yellow means slow down and green means go. Although not everyone uses colorsas safewords this is a good place to start in order to explain what asafeword is, lets examine each level. Red -Stop, we've gone to far and the scene must end immediately. No oneshould ever attempt to renegotiate once this safeword has been used. Forboth Tops and bottoms this scene is over. If your playing with someone whodoes not respect your safeword odds are they are not going to respect thelimitations you have negotiated. This might be the time to be sane anddiscontinue play with this particular person. Also as a bottom you have yourown set of responsibilities. Never forget the story of the Boy that criedWolf. Just because you need to switch positions does not mean its time touse the ultimate safeword. Safe-wording when you truly don't need to w
Hello girl is 27 years old she lives in Cleveland Tn . she has a 4 month old baby boy who was 2 months early, the dad is not in my life or hardly in the babys life either. my sons name is logan. girl has been into the lifestyle for 8 years but being submissive is who she is and who she has always been. girl has yet to find a Master who can control her completely so she is still looking for that special one who can do that.. girl is not owned but dont know that she is looking either but if it happens it happens , you never know what can happen. girl wants a Master who she can feel His control through His touch. see it in His eyes, Hear it in His voice one who will love her and care for her and treat her the way she should be treated.. girls hard limits as of now are: no scat no animals no dead people no minors no hooks or hanging from skin lol does not like humuliation she is not into poly at all if You want to know more then pls ask below is some kneels i wrote a
Bdsm Info
Collars and Traditions Everything you wanted to know about collars and then some. Includes: A special concern about the dilution old traditions. by jade -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Collars, collars everywhere... but what are they and why do we use them? Recently we had a firestorm of activity on our bulletin board concerning collars. It's a subject often asked about and one that seems to generate many different responses from the community. I'm not going to claim to have all the answers on this topic or try to write a document to use as a standard for the D/s, BDSM lifestyle. However, I will try to share what we've learned in our own experiences during our journey into the realm of dominance and submission. A collar is extremely significant in our lifestyle, no matter in what group you find yourself. It not only identifies the person wearing it as a member of the lifestyle, it indicates they are submissive a
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Hot Wax, the Intense Sensation Introduction Hot wax is one of the more intense and erotic things that we, as BDSM players, get involved in. However, hot wax can be considered edge play and something that requires training and experience. Hot wax applied improperly is dangerous! Hot wax applied properly and at the right time in a scene is immensely erotic. In the following paragraphs, we will attempt to address not only the ways to apply hot wax to a submissive, but also what tools to use and special safety issues to be considered while doing hot wax play. General Safety Rules As we said in the introduction, hot wax applied improperly is dangerous! Using the wrong melting point wax and/or not checking temperature of the molten wax can result in up to third degree burns, requiring immediate attention by a physician. Obviously, most of us are not interested in a ride naked in an ambulance after having suffered serious burns and having to live through the embarrassment of ex
I lay there beside him, my mind wandering over thoughts that would make a whore blush, as his hands sleepily caressed my arm. Where is your mind, Lily? Wandering. I replied with a smile. Thinking dirty thoughts. He smiled, blue eyes glittering and tickled me a little, What kind of dirty thoughts? he asked, hand snaking up to my side and under my shirt. He simply held my side, pressing pleasurably into my ribcage. Just thoughts, you know...naughty things I shouldnt think of. I laughed. He tickled me a tiny bit more, his hand tracing tiny circles along a part of my body that is rarely touched. I squirmed and fought his hand playfully, but he was so much stronger than me, I gave up and sighed. Okay...I was thinking of stupid girl things. Like how many women have know? He sighed and looked at me defeated. Women always ask that to men, dont they? I guess we do. I admitted. So? Hmm, let me think...quite a few. Does it matter?
Daddy Doms A babygirl's view by Kendra I mentioned the term Daddy Dom in a chat room the other day and was greeted by a resounding Yuk! It got me thinking about the misconceptions surrounding this aspect of D/s. I realize most think that it involves a father/daughter relationship. That isn't quite true, Daddy/little girl is a much different level. I do not know if I can explain what I mean so I will simply talk about what a Daddy Dom is to me. First I should say that in my relationship my Dom is not my father, he is nothing like my father, and I have no need for him to replace my father. He is however my Daddy. We do not engage in age play specifically ( beyond the occasional school girl fantasy *s*) and our relationship is not based on any need to have sex with children. I am always all woman, and always a very independent woman. He does have the ability to make me feel like a little girl, however, a very cherished and sometimes needy little girl.
Submissive BDSM Play Partner Checklist This checklist should be filled out by a Sub and provided to their Dom/Top before playing with them. This will provide a quick "head-start" to identifying limits, negotiating and finding common ground for play. Dominants may wish to work through the checklist, to get a better handle on their specific interests. Switches should go through the checklist twice; one persons Dom and Sub interests may be very different. For each item, you need to provide two answers: For experience, write YES or NO next to each item to indicate if you have ever DONE that activity. Mark N/A if it does not apply to your gender. For willingness, indicate for each item how you feel about DOING that activity by rating it on a scale of NO or Zero to 5. "?" means you don't understand what the item is attempting to describe. NO means you will NOT do that item under any circumstances (a hard limit). 0 (zero) indicates you have utterly no desire to do that
Bdsm , My Lifestyle
Houseboy duties and requirements: Duties: Cleaning Cooking Running errands Taking care of My needs, what ever that may be. requirements: Must like pain! Must like chastity and or denial! Must be very submissive! Must be willing to do ANYTHING I say! Must never whine! Must have your own income! Must have a car & license! Must be available at least 1 day a week! Must be lifestyle oriented! Must be local! Fill this out honestly and completely if you wish to be considered for servitude to Twisted Goddess, send it to Me in a private message. Name: Age: Weight & Height: Bust size (girls) / Penis size (boys): Eye & Hair Color: Which are you Submissive / Slave: Location: Orientation: Email address: Marital status: Able to travel: Education level: Employment: Income level: Skills/talents: Able to tribute (gifts / money) Mistress time is precious, if you want My attention you have to be able to tribute Me for it:
the following was sent to me this morning in sb and it goes to prove some people have no respect for others yes my lifestyle is different then most but that does not mean i want to be harassed about it. i will make the choice of who i want to be with without being approached in this manner below is the link to the guy that sent the following misterak25...: hello... you are a good slavegirl material? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... read my profile and my blog and when you think then, that you would be an enrichment for me and my slavegirl family, adress me as sir and add me on yahoo: misterak20 or msn: and contact me there immediately, to ask for a chance to present yourself as worthy submissive. misterak25 "Owner of 3 Fubar Slavegirls"@ fubar A hand reaches
Bdsm Accesories
Well, I have been doing some cool designs, keychains, t-shirts and will be doing some more.. check them out and get your stuff!! Make Mistress M happy!! and if you have a particular request.. drop me a line. buy unique gifts at Zazzle
Bdsm Lifestyle
ok first you never getin this lifestyle for no one but yourself,a Dom sould never become one for any woman he sould always do it for himself no matter what,if he does not then he is doing it not for himself,this goes asl well for a Domme,when you do this lifestyle for another sex it means you are putting them first and if you are a Dom/Domme you never put them first unless you wish to,i learned the hard way i got into this lifestyle many years ago not for no woman i done it cause i enjoyed the power the control over a woman,if i would have done it any diff it would mean less of me i wouldn't have any respect for those who come befor me,as for me i am not the same Dom like i was when i started but the thing is it doesn't matter if i have changed over the years point blank i done this lifestyle for myself that is first off for any one of us in control then it comes pleasure. june5,2007 written by LordRipper ok the next thing for all to know about our lifestyle is this,you can
Bdsm Related
The Rules 1. I will not hum the theme from Jeopardy while Master decides which implement to spank me with. 2. I will not annotate Master's "To Do" list. 3. I will not applaud when Master uses big words. 4. Master's dog does NOT stink. 5. I will not genuflect at Master's erection. 6. Master does NOT hog the bed. 7. I will not refer to Master's kitty as "snake food." 8. I will not snigger at the pronunciation of Master's commands. 9. I will not perform a ventriloquist act with Master's penis. 10. I will not imitate Master's accent. 11. Master's chair is not to be used to pile my clutter. 12. I will keep my leopard print sheets laundered so that Master is not subjected to "those flowery things." 13. I will not yawn while waiting for Master to climax. 14. I will not chew my collar. 15. I will not giggle during paddlings. 16. I will not propose letter grades when Master belches. 17. I will not snarl when Master asks me to share my chocolate
Bdsm Poetry
Waiting I wait ... In darkness for I am blindfolded, I wait. I wait ... In absolute silence for earplugs are firmly in place, I wait. I wait ... Laying absolutely still for I am tight bound, I wait. I wait ... For that touch The touch of my Dom, my Master. My skin ablaze with expectation. I wait ... For the crack of the cane Or the thud of the flogger Or the clap of His hand on my arse. I wait ... For the scrape of His nails Or the soft touch of His lips Or even the bite of His teeth. I wait ... With anticipation mounting With every second that passes Ticking off the clock in my mind's eye. I wait ... As I feel the air around me move Telling me he is close Almost ready to take me into space. I wait ... As I smell the burning of a candle As my mind races trying to work out what comes next As my body trembles with desire. And then ... A drip on my breast, the nipple. It burns! Although it is only lube My imagination turns it to hot wax.
I though my Mistress days had passed but recently my interest has been peaked again. Now I need to figure out how to buy all that gear and supplies again. Got rid of it all about a year ago because it had been a year since I played...but now it is time to move back into the circle. It is a wonderful sense of control in an uncontrollable world. Being on a fixed income suck. I will figure something out and I will share my progress with you guys here.
Bdsm Terms Found Here And Everywhere
BDSM Dictionary of Terms AB, Adult Babies := Grown-ups who wish to be treated as babies. This can include the wearing of nappies, bottle feeding and changing (see also Age Play) Abuse := "physical maltreatment" and "improper or excessive use or treatment" (Merriam-Webster Dictionary) "An abusive relationship is one in which substantial physical, mental, or emotional harm is inflicted, that is not temporary in nature, and is not clearly compensated for by positive and loving experiences over a long period of time." -- by louise, 1997 Age Play := Role Play involving an "age change". Ex. Grown-ups who wish to be treated as babies, school boys/girls, Algolagnia := Medical/psychological term for the love of pain. Colloquially known as "Masochism". Alternative Lifestyle := A sexuality that differs significantly from the 'norm' may make an alternative lifestyle necessary or desirable. A sexual orientation less common than the norm may stigmatize the individual pushing the person t
B.d.s.m. Stuff
Yes, I am into bondage, but let me share a little of what bondage is about before you cast your judgment. Bondage is about absolute trust. It's about going to a level of intimacy beyond anything you've ever experienced before. It's about giving yourself so completely to another human being that you abandon all sense of self and just lose yourself in them. Bondage is not just leather and chains and being all trussed up like a steer at a rodeo. Those things are for people who like S&M as well as bondage. For the rest of us, there are padded handcuffs, ribbons and silk ropes. These things are designed to enhance pleasure and stimulation. Most of them are easy to get out of if you start to feel uncomfortable. It's all about the tease, and pushing your senses to the limit. We're so busy in today's world, and so used to instant gratification, that we've lost the art of foreplay. It's all wham bam, thank you maam and then move on to the next conquest. I kno
Bdsm Tip Sheet For Beginners
Authors: Lady Green & Jay Wiseman The following material is very closely based on the handout we give to the audience when we are invited to give an "SM For Beginners" presentation at a location such as a college campus, erotic boutique, or similar location. It assumes that the reader has some basic interest but no prior education or experience in this matter. BDSM is one of several overall names given to a collection of behaviors that involve bondage, spanking, domination, and other activities that are done in a safe, consensual, non-abusive manner and in an erotic context. BDSM is a form of erotic play that involves significant physical and emotional risks, and thus requires instruction in order to do so with reasonable safety. Accordingly, we make the following recommendations for beginners. Please understand that the tips below do not provide, nor are they meant to provide, complete instruction. 1. Do BDSM only with people you know well and are on good terms with, an
Bdsm 01
Abbey Habits by decimus Abigail. Said Mother Superior. You are a novitiate who has spent almost a month within our community. You were sent here so that we might assess your potential to become a member of our ancient and secret order. Yet you were seen last Friday frequenting a Public House and have confessed as much. She paused. I find your stated desire to remain within our walls and to complete your training difficult to believe. Abigail pressed herself further into the hard parquet flooring. She was laying face down on the floor, arms outstretched. Her white robes bunched around her body. She wanted to say something to excuse her guilt but knew that now was not the time. Mother Superior turned to the other person lying next to Abigail. To the ungodly the only difference between the two prostrate figures would seem to be the color of their robes. Sister Mary. She continued, As one of our younger members it was your responsibility to act as moral guardi
Bdsm 02
Documenting the Relationship by WFEATHER "Troy will be here Tuesday night," He told her, "to work his special magic with the camera. I believe that one of the best possible Valentine's Day experiences should be a documentation of O/our relationship." she simply smiled sweetly, barely daring to look up from where she knelt beside His favorite reclining chair while Joe Scarborough prattled on. "That would be wonderful, Master. How do You want Troy to photograph U/us?" He reached over the arm of the recliner to gently stroke her head, petting her like a beloved puppy. "I have an idea in mind," He replied quietly, His gentle confidence and firm decisiveness exuding through both His voice and His touch. "And I believe that it will create a very memorable night for you." "Thank You, Master," she replied gracefully. "You show Your slave too much kindness sometimes." "Oh? In that case, across My thighs, now!" Inwardly, she smiled, eagerly awaiting the lengthy, harsh s
As I entered the room, the smell of desire filled the air. My servant in only her soft flowing robe with her hair frazzled from the work she performed at my latest request. She asked if everything was to my satisfaction and I refused to answer. As I walked through the house i noticed a few small imperfections in her tasks. She is just leanrning my tolerences. We enter the last room of which she was to clean. I have noticed every minute detail. She again asks with small bits of fear in her voice "Is it to you liking M'lord?" Still no answer. She circles around me in anticipation of my answer. In a deep, unpleased tone I finally answer "Lift your robe and turn away!" She does as i demand and braces for her deserved spankings. In one swoop I plunge all my manliness deep inside her cleanly shave box. I ride her hard pulling her hair and asked "Do you think you deserve this?" She begins to explain "I know I didn't......" "I asked a yes or no question" I say in a pantin
I found this in browsing the internet for learning material and thought it was beautiful. It relates beautifully into how i feel for my Master now (although he will be expecting to hear this in my own words). Wanted to share it with my fellow sub sisters and others. Perhaps it will enlighten someone who is looking to understand. I am a submissive woman ~Author Unknown i find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to my Master in a loving relationship. i am not weak or stupid. i am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what i want out of my life. i do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. i will look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never will i be more complete than when He is with me. i know that He will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with His strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as i am everything to Him. His touch awakens me and His thoughts free me. Only in servin
ya know i've sat in many chatrooms over the years and listened to all the misconceptions that people have about what a true Dom/sub relationship is....not only do i practice the lifestyle online but i do it as well in r/l with my wife....a true Dom/Domne is one that protects their sub...takes care of their desires to be treated submissive...not to treat with them as doormats and order them to do things that the sub does not wish to do...a true Dom/Domne talks with the sub and sets limits on how far the sub is willing to go...and does not cross those limits....yes a sub may serve their Master/Mistress but should not be forced to be a complete slave that is not allowed to have a thought of their own...myself i love a submissive that is a brat...both my r/l and online subs are total brats and love to keep me on my toes and i wouldn't have them any other way...i love them both to death and would do anything for either of case your wondering yes my online sub is different from my
Bdsm Basic Terms ********************** Other ways to just be you ********************** 24/7 discussion: Ageplay ANTI-GOR: Nice Guy Dom: Contract sample: Daddy Dom some references: Reading libraries: click on reading room top right Some possilbe truths of BDSM: http://www.sensuoussadi
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket BDSM = Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sadism & Masochism To most it may seem a lil' fucked up, but to the few, it is a way of life. Pain is pleasure, pain is an art, pain is beautiful. To the many, pain is just that, a reaction to things that probably should "hurt"or likewise be unenjoyed. It's not only that. Pain is a reminder we are living. Pain, to those that truely charish what it is, can be one of, if not, the most erotic stimulation of them all. We have the whips and chains We have the ball gag And the oh so pleasing, dripping candle wax. That is only the beginning. seeing as its such an underground practice, I can't share the play piercing (sticking needs through the skin, for arousal), fear play (teasing with knives and razorblades, or more simply, just teasing a mate through their fears..), tit torture (nipple clamps, sticking a number of needle's through one's nips [play piercing again]), fire
Time to vent..... The ol lady and I have been in the B.D.S.M. Lifestyle for about 25 yrs, As a Dom I have seen and met many sub/slaves and trained quite a few, But it seems that the older some get the dumber they get. I was emailed By a sub In Colorado requesting that I consider them for training, Well that is an aweful long way away and Im not keen on the whole cyber Dom shit, and the sub was male, IM REALLY not keen on when I refused I was told that If I was a true Dom the issues I could over look. After I proceeded to bite a chunck out of his ass I let him know if he was a true sub he'd learn respect.
I was out of business for a while due to personal reason. But now that I am word how I missed it. So tell me...what do you think of it? Its a lifestyle for me and loving it big time.
Bdsm Australia
Bdsm Talk
A Daddy Dominant And Lil Baby Girl Type Relationships Are A Erotic Sexual Roleplaying Of BDsM, In Which A sub Is Allowed To Express you "lil girl Or Child Like" Side. The "lil girl" Is submissive, Often With A Masochism Side And Belongs To you "Daddy", Just As In A BDsM Total Power Exchange Relationship. This Has Nothing To Do With Pedophilia or Incest, Nor Does It Imply Any "Secret Closet Desires To Have A Relationship With Your Father Or Any Family Member". Heck No, My Daddy Dominant Is Not My "Real Father", And I Have No Desire For Him To Replace My Father. But When I Am In His Presence, He Does Have The Ability To Make Me Feel Like I Am a "lil girl", And It's A Feeling Of Safeness, Security And Love That I Need And Desire In A Relationship. He Makes Me Feel all Glowy...lolz.... He Is Called A "Daddy" Because Of His Ability In The Role Of The "Daddy Dominant", Becomming The Teacher, The Mentor, The Physician, The Protector And The Punisher. He Takes On The Role Of The Male Aut
Bdsm Dictionary
- [ A a ] - # 69:Slang for mutual oral stimulation by two individuals. # A Spot:An erogenous zone located in the anus near the prostate. # Ablutophilia:A paraphilia where an individual is unusually sexually excited by baths or showers. # Abuse:To cause physical or psychological harm. # Acquaintance Rape : Forced sexual intercourse by someone familiar to the victim. # Acrophilia : Sexual arousal from being in high places. # Adelphogamy: A marriage in which brothers share their wives. # Adult : An individual who is considered an adult, particularly by law. # Adult Entertainment : Sexually explicit or graphic material designed to be viewed by adults. # Adult Novelties : Synonym for adult toys. # Adult Toy : A device (like a vibrator or dildo) that is designed to increase sexual pleasure. # Adult Toy Cleaner : A special cleaning solution, usually with antibacterial properties, that is used to clean sex toys. # Adulterer : A person who commits adultery. # Adultery : A voluntar
Bdsm Things
Daddy Dominance I have decided to use this particular essay to discuss the distinct attributes and aspects of the daddy dominant, as a special request from various list members and because I am actually partial to this specific type of dominant in some respects. Previously, I had written an article on this topic months ago, but I seem to have lost it in the archiving process. I have decided to rewrite this essay. The first thing I want to do, is dispel any notions or misconceptions about the relationship between daddy dominants and their little-girl subs. It has nothing to do with incest, age play, or any closeted desires or fetish for, or with children. Nor is it about a father-daughter relations, in fact, there is nothing about this type of relationship that resembles anything about their father for the little-girl subs, whatsoever. In this dominants opinion, a daddy dominant is the most tender of all dominants. He loves and adores his little-girl submissive with a true, e
Bdsm Rants
What is a bigot? I get accused of being a bigot in chat. Is this because I have strong beliefs and share them? If so .. then it's untrue. I listen to everyone - then tell them to fuck off and leave me alone! Labels - Why is it people say "Don't label me!" and then later I see them saying "I'm a sub/slave/Master/Dom" or "I'm looking for a sub/slave/Master/Dom". Surely labels help to define who we are and what we are and therefore helps in finding a kindred spirit. They might not be quite sure of what they want but must have some sort of draw to bring them to the BDSM arena in the first place. I think labels are good!!!! They help us define who we are. i am a sub :-p Lots of subs with bad 1st experiences main causes : this is when dreams are in fluffy- cuffy land and then they've met a proper bdsmer go to a club think it's all fet wear dom canes or crops maybe they've made out in chat that they can take a caning (famous sub saying : I have some experience) note : silk
Bdsm Medical Concerns
Because i am a concerns me. This information is to serve as guidance only! Always check whether your play partner is on any medication or has any medical condition that may become complicated during play. Always tell your partner if you are on any medication or have any medical condition. Seek full medical advice from your GP if s/he is BDSM friendly or ask anonymously at one of the many internet doctor sites on the web. Never compromise your health and safety. Bruising Repeated bruising could cause anaemia, (a pathological deficiency in the oxygen-carrying component of the blood, measured in unit volume concentrations of haemoglobin, red blood cell volume, or red blood cell number.) Scarring could occur at the site of the bruising., from the bruises or from compaction of the skin layers caused by use of hard wooden or leather paddles. Scar tissue has less circulation and this may show as whiter areas on a bum reddened by spanking or a bum reddened by hot bath wat
BDSM A silhouette on my bedroom wall You linger like the morning after You beautiful disaster The ghsot of what we had Watching my every single move It's so perverse and so very, very lewd You sick voyeur, you dirty angel Nothing I do saves me from your brown-eyed Hell That bed that we laid in still keeps your sordid form But I can't do anything until these tethers are torn A crushing pressure in my head From all the weight left by you And now my spine is growing black and blue The crucifix you nailed me to Burns my skin like boiling acid As your figure stands there; torrid, spiteful, acrid You sick voyeur, you dirty angel Nothing I do saves me from your brown-eyed Hell That bed that we laid in still keeps your sordid form But I can't do anything until these tethers are torn This sick fetish, this fetid kink I'm kept on a collar, attached by a link This cage that I'm in now still smells of your form And I can't do anything until these tethers are torn
Bdsm Glossary
Tampon training - Rectal insertion of tampons by male submissives to empathize with the female menstrual cycle. Tantric Yoga, Vajrayana Buddhism - Indian means for achieving a transcendent spiritual state that incorporates sexual and meditative techniques. There are many paths to enlightenment and erotic exploration is one. Tawes. taws - Thick rigid leather with a lengthwise slit (or slits) in it used in a paddle-like fashion. Thud - A blow that is felt at a deeper level than sting, Thud is usually easier to tolerate, but may actually be more damaging as it can cause deeper bruising. Tit torture - Erotic play involving the breasts. Tolleyboy - A locking chastity belt made in England of rubber-lined stainless steel. Top - One who takes the active role in physical scene, but not necessarily emotional/mental control. Top's disease - A state of self-delusion wherein the top believes his own fantasy of dominant superiority. Top
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Bdsm... A To Z In Definition
Last updated 01-June-2007 Note: These pages are copyright by Franklin Veaux. You may reproduce the contents of these pages, provided you do so intact and unedited, and you provide credit and a return link. This glossary is intended as a guide to many of the terms you might hear in the BDSM community. Note that you should not assume everyone who is involved with BDSM is into everything listed here; many of the specific practices described in the Glossary are quite rare. It's sometimes common for people who are involved in one particular type of play--bondage, for example, or perhaps spanking--to believe that what they do isn't BDSM, on the mistaken idea that being involved in BDSM means being into everything from pain play to extreme sadomasochism. In fact, nobody is into everything, and even in the BDSM community, not everyone has the same tastes, the same limits, or the same ideas. If you see something described in here which you personally find disturbing or offputting, that's fi
Bdsm...for The Submissives
How to Find and Keep a Dom/me Lately, I've seen a lot of my submissive pals going through hard times: having bad luck finding the right online Dom/me, feeling frustrated with the Dom/me, losing the Dom/me. I'd like to share my thoughts on how to find and keep a good online Dom/me: what I've come to understand through my own experiences, watching the experiences of others, and from observing and learning from my Mistress, Lady Cauchemar. Note: these are my own opinions, not necessarily those of my Mistress or the IR management. And there is certainly more than one way of approaching many of these matters; this is the way that *I* think works best. These comments are also aimed more at the beginner and novice online submissive who is looking for a more serious relationship with a dominant, whether that involves a formal collar or not. If you are only interested in your basic netsex slap-n-lick, then much of the following may not be necessary. 1. Don't Be A Pest! A twisted logic
Bdsm....for The Doms
10 Qualities That Make A Good Mistress by Lapp Topp Here are some qualities I think are found in a good Mistress. As always, YMMV. 1. Control. Above all, a good Mistress is always in control of herself. She does not rant or rave, and never punishes when angry. On the rare times that temper overwhelms her, she walks away until she regains balance. After all, how can a Domme control her sub if she can't control herself? 2. Creative. A good Dominant puts time, energy and creativity in her scenes. She is not satisfied playing the same games over and over, and goes the extra length to come up with new and different ideas. 3. Human. The best Mistress knows she is human. She realizes she will make mistakes, and is quick to apologize when she does. She knows she won't be thought of as any less "Dommly" because of an apology. On the flip side, she realizes that others will make mistakes also, and even though she may punish for the mistake, she accepts an apology graciously and pu
Bdsm... Humor
A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal? ' he asks. 'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.' Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?' a subbie's blackboard lessons
Bdsm Facts
The Top Ten Breeches of BDSM Etiquette By Mistress Ren Growing up, we are taught the importance of etiquette - societal etiquette, business etiquette, etiquette for Grandma's house, etc. Good etiquette is our way of showing others that we respect them. Having been in the scene for quite a while, I've witnessed my share of faux pas. The following are breeches of scene etiquette that I have seen over the years. They are in no particular order 1) Talking indiscreetly about private BDSM parties. Whether it be before the fact - or after - talking indiscreetly about play parties can, at the least, get folks angry with you, and, at the most, have you permanently removed from future guest lists. Because private homes or function spaces can only accommodate so many people, many party hosts find that they are limited in the number of folks they can invite. When invitees talk openly about the upcoming party, or a party they have just attended, people not on the guest list tend
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A Daddy Dom is the most tender of all Dominants. He loves His adult little one with an undying passion. He always has his submissive's best interest in mind, even when it conflicts with his personal desires. That doesn't mean that he gives into her every whim. There can be a huge difference in her desires and her real needs. He has to be able to make that sacrifice for her if needed. And yes, at times he does punish her. This usually hurts him just as much if not more than her, but he will always do what's best for her. He helps her set and reach her goals in life, not just in the lifestyle. He will help her improve herself to be the best she can be, not for HIM but for her ! He's not just looking to make her a better submissive, but a better person in general. He becomes many things in her life, a mentor, a teacher, a protector, a guide, AND� a lover! He offers her what she needs most of all, unconditional love and acceptance. He is consistent in his actions so that she kno
Bdsm Etiquette
The Top Ten Breeches of BDSM Etiquette 1.) If it is not yours do not touch!!!! (Touching other people's partners without permission) You would never walk into a supermarket and begin fondling a stranger, would you? Of course not! And yet, it happens often in BDSM clubs and private parties all the time. There are some egotistic Dominants who feel that all submissives - regardless of who might own them - are fair game. These dominants think nothing of approaching a submissive, and not only ordering them about, but helping themselves to the submissive's body. Why do they get away with it? Mostly because newbie submissives don't realize they have the right to tell this rude interloper to go blow. Touching another person without their express permission is not only a rude invasion of privacy and the height of bad BDSM manners, but can also be considered a crime of sexual harassment or sexual assault. So think twice before you help yourself! 2.) Touching other people's to
Bdsm Life Style.
MY PORN AND FETISH WEB SITE (MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO ENTER SITE.) adulttoysbdsm< BASIC DEFINITION: BDSM COMMUNITYBDSM—bondage, discipline/dominance, sado/submissive, masochismBondage —the art of restricting the movement of someone through physical, mental or emotional methodsDiscipline —a tenant of BDSM, discipline ranges from the discipline of the Dominant to ensure the safety of the submissive, and self-control, to the discipline of a submissive in obeying the Dominant. Discipline remains one of the pillars of BDSMDominance/submission —the power play that physically & mentally occurs in a BDSM relationshipSado-Masochism (S/M)—Sado Masochism is the giving and receiving of pain for erotic pleasure. A Sadist is one who gets pleasure out of giving the pain, and a masochist is one who derives erotic pleasure out of receiving the pain. The pain may be physical or mental, and may vary from very light (a bite, a pinch, a name-calling) to very heavy (caning, i
Bdsm Honor & Trust
Dominance is protective magic that penetrates layers of our existence Those who choose to acknowledge and adore it's essence, will humble themselves to it's passionate fury Those who choose to ignore it, will become insane as their flesh cries in it's absence Those who are addicted to the kiss of the whip, are never the same...and their flesh cries in it's absence Origins of "SAFE SANE CONSENSUAL" by slave david stein under the Guardianship of Master Steve of Butchmann's taken from the Leather History Group The following essay is the core of a larger work that is still in progress. Comments may be sent to the author via e-mail, Copyright 2000 by david stein; all rights reserved. *** History is what happens while you're doing something else-- and it may not be until years later that you discover what you did was "historic." When i agreed in mid-1983 to be part of a committee of GMSMA (Gay Male S/M Activists) charged with drafting a new "statement of ide
A Bdsm Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the domain,Not a subbie was stirring, (they were tied down with chain)The shackles were hung by the chimney with care,And the St. Andrews cross stood empty and bare. The subbies were nestled all snug in their beds,While visions of floggers danced in their heads;The Dom in his leather, and I in my slave cap,Had just settled down after getting our whacks. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,I crept from the bed to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew very quickly.Tripped over some handcuffs and cursed soft and thickly. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snowGave the luster of mid-day to objects below,When, what to my sleep-crusted eyes should unfurl,But a miniature sleigh, pulled by eight pony girls, With a Dominant driver, so forbidding and stern,I knew in a moment I'd a great deal to learn.More rapid than eagles his pony girls came,And he whipped them, and shouted, and called them by name; "Now, dash
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This is a compiled list from many sources and you may agree or disagree with these.. just ideas. I did NOT write this.. only sharing, but was not given the source. If you know the source, please post it in a comment. Thanks! 101 ideas to make Your sub/slave feel Owned (i.e. loved) One of the main factors, for me in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of Master's control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive (heheheh). The more often a slave is reminded of her submission, the deeper it becomes....and the more fulfilling. So here are some ideas you might want to try... And no matter what rules you decide to make your own, consistent. If you are unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules you make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make a slave feel less loved than to have a Master/Mistress who ignores her transgressions and does not exert their Dominance. 1. Ha
She rolls over and lays on stomach on bed wearing her pink and black corset, waiting on him. He climbs up behind her pulling her head up and tilting her neck slightly and sinking his fangs into her neck. She arches back in pleasure and lets out a soft moan into his ear. He sinks his fangs in deeper drawing and drinking her blood letting his hands slide slowly down her body caressing her softly and slowly. She moans softly in his ear, "where do you want me?" He pulls her up turning her to face him as he pulls her closer. He sinks his fangs back deep into her neck as he lays her back on the bed. He pulls out a nylon cord and binds her hands to the bed posts. He pulls back and slowly makes his way slowly down her body and pulling out more nylon cord and binds her legs apart. He whispers to her, "hush and enjoy what you are about to get my love." He comes back up to her neck licking and sucking gently letting his hands slide down pulling her corset down a little exposeing her breasts. He m
He is Master, and i am slave,He is owner, and i am owned,He commands, and i obey,He is to be pleased, and i am to please.Why is this?Because He is Master, and i am slave this is the slave creed Being your slave, what should I do but tend Upon the hours and times of your desire? I have no precious time at all to spend, Nor services to do till you require. Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you, Nor think the bitterness of absence sour When you have bid your servant once adieu. Nor dare I question with my jealous thought Where you may be, or your affairs suppose, But, like a sad slave, stay and think of naught Save where you are how happy you make those. So true a fool is love that in your will, Though you do anything, he thinks no ill. -W. Shakespear ~Essential BDSM~ 1. Honesty. Without honesty, there can be no trust. Without trust D/s is nothing. 2. Trust. Trust is sometimes given freely or it is gi
Our telephone conversation is brief. I don't know much about you from your ad, and I don't ask. I don't even know your name, only your code: luv69. I simply tell you that when you come over, we will have a drink and discuss the night's activities. I tell you how to find my posh condo in Northwest Washington, DC, with its hardwood floors and Oriental rugs and incredible view over the park and how to enter the secret code to get into the building. An hour later, I hear a knock at my door. I open it. You are small, with blonde hair and postcard-sky blue eyes. You are young, your early 20's at most. You are wearing a thin cotton summer dress, blue, with a low-cut bodice and buttons down the front. The length is medium-thigh, and your legs are bare, clad only in a pair of strappy leather sandals. I can see the roundness of your well-shaped breasts. Your nipples are erect. I am so much taller than you that you reach only to my chest. My dark hair and trimmed beard are a sharp contrast to
I Submit all As I sit alone in the Darkness of night I hear your voice Calling me as soft as a whisper Although I feel the power of it's pull I long for your touch For you to hold me in your arms To feel your strength embrace me I can sense you as you come closer to me I feel the heat from your stare I know the moment When you reach out to touch me I feel it burn deep into My soul I submit all to you As you pull me close I surrender My heart Mind, body & soul
Valari clicked off the computer monitor, her hand shaking as the button depressed. Her courage faded with the image on the screen. One thought ran through her mind-I shouldn't have done that. Shouldn't have given him my number. As she bit her bottom lip the subtle flavor of her cherry lip gloss filled her mouth. She pushed back the desk chair and took a sip of water, sloshing it around in her mouth before swallowing it. She left the computer room, her bare feet making small shuffling noises as she paced the livingroom. She turned on the television and sat down on the sofa. She flipped through the channels until she found Dexter's Laboratory, then tossed the remote to the cushion beside her. She glanced over at the cordless phone. It was on the table opposite her. She moved from one end of the sofa to the other so she could be closer to it. She pulled her bare feet up, tucking them beneath her and ran her thumb over the nail of her big toe. She needed to repaint them. The light gr
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He came home to find her standing before him in a short black skirt, sheer white blouse, black stockings and black high heels. It was obvious she wasn't wearing a bra, as he could clearly see her dark, taut nipples pressing against the thin fabric of her blouse. He wondered if she was wearing any panties. Her cheeks were flushed. He looked at her and smiled, saying "What have you been up to My dear?" She grinned, a Cheshire cat grin, and took his hand gently in hers. She slid their joined hands up her leg and he could feel her bare skin just above the lacy tops of her thigh high stockings. She kept pressing his hand higher. Suddenly he felt that she did indeed have a scrap of cloth covering her, though such a small amount of material should hardly be called panties. The fabric was wet with her liquid heat. He stifled a small groan as he slipped his fingers beneath the material and felt the vibrator gently humming, buried deep in her cunt. And his eyes widen a bit as he realized she
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Definition: [Domination] is the desire to exert control over a consenting partner for the purpose of mutual gratification. Now what does this truely mean for most....well its unfortunate but most out there take this to mean a power play....and that its not for mutual gratification only for there own...they do not take into account the other person that is there...thinking only of themselves. Now I'm not going to say that everyone does this...there are those that are true unto the lifestyle in which W/we live, and everyday is a learning experience. No one knows all there is to this life. But I digress in what I'm speaking of....I know most of Y/you already know this but its always good to revisit and refresh upon the basics otherwise sometimes W/we lose sight of things and lose the way. Now there are many different forms and ways of Domination...its different to each C/couple and how they wish to portray the lifestyle in T/there relationship. It can be as simple as some added fun in th
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Definition: [Domination] is the desire to exert control over a consenting partner for the purpose of mutual gratification. Now what does this truely mean for most....well its unfortunate but most out there take this to mean a power play....and that its not for mutual gratification only for there own...they do not take into account the other personthat is there...thinking only of themselves. Now I'm not going to say that everyone does this...there are those that are true unto the lifestyle in which W/we live, and everyday is a learning experience. No one knows all there is to this life. But I digress in what I'm speaking of....I know most of Y/you already know this but its always good to revisit and refresh upon the basics otherwise sometimes W/we lose sight of things and lose the way. Now there are many different forms and ways of Domination...its different to each C/couple and how they wish to portray the lifestyle in T/there relationship. It can be as simple
A while back, I came across an article by Nina Hartley in Hustler’s Taboo magazine. Here is a summary of her advice on what you can do, or avoid doing, to have a good scene. 1. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT GOING IN Take responsibility for making your own choices. Ask for what you want, and be clear. 2. NO FLAKING Once you’ve decided to go ahead with a scene, pick a time and stick with it. 3. HAVE NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES BEYOND SHARED PLEASURE Trading use of your body to manipulate is sleazy in the extreme. 4. SHOW UP READY TO PLAY AND IN THE MOOD TO DO SO Be in the moment. If you don’t feel prepared to play, step up to it bravely, apologize, and don’t play. 5. NO DRAMA Leave any personal stuff at the door. 6. STATE YOUR DESIRES AND LIMITS UP FRONT AND BE SPECIFIC It should go without saying, I’m not a mind reader. When negotiating the scene, be honest. 7. THE DOM SETS THE AGENDA, WHIL
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Bdsm Writings (my Own)
PLEASE NOTE BEFORE I BEGIN: These writings are my own.They are graphic. If you're not into BDSM, they may disturb you. And they are certainly not appropriate for anyone under 18 years of age. If you would like to provide constructive criticism on the story itself, any grammatical or spelling errors and the like, I welcome it! IF YOU ARE NOT INTO BDSM AND YOU JUST PLAIN DON'T LIKE THE STORY FOR WHATEVER REASON, PLEASE EXPRESS THIS IN A RESPECTFUL, INTELLIGENT WAY; SAVE YOUR PITHY REMARKS FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES. It has been my experience that just because you are not into a certain fetish, does not mean you can't appreciate a well-written story. So that's it. Here's the prologue. I do hope you enjoy it. :) "You really are a glutton for punishment, aren’t you?" His words cut through the air like a knife. Every sensation is magnified. I can feel the ropes biting into my wrists and ankles, the strain of my muscles as he pulls my legs farther apart…the dripping wetness in b
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They say BDSM is an adult attitude, and surely its true. But what is so adult in exhibiting? What's so adult in hiding in the dungeons and under the leather masks to avoid social judgment? Is it so adult to look for play partners focusing on our own fantasy? THE MEDIA PARADOX There is a very peculiar phenomenon growing up in our days, regarding the media and their attitude toward BDSM and alternative sexuality. The weird paradoxes of communications acted by the media have been signaled from many sides, but what is going on about kink lifestyle is something really special. First thing everyone notice, media are in love with BDSM. Seems that magazines and newspaper cannot spend a week without highlighting one or another fetish or BDSM black chronicle event. Same thing about movies: you can't find a movie without a good touch of fetish - BDSM - submission scene. Even BatMan suits in PVC and Catwoman in latex drives around her whip - not to say what the Gurka likes to do with
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Despite the fact that their sexual preferences are listed in the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders as potentially problematic, people who play with whips and chains in the bedroom may actually be more psychologically healthy than those who don't.A new study finds that practitioners of bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism, or BDSM, score better on a variety of personality and psychological measures than "vanilla" people who don't engage in unusual sex acts. BDSM is a sexual practice that revolves around those four fetishes. BDSM is listed in the DSM-5, the newest edition of the definitive psychiatrist's manual, as a paraphilia, or unusual sexual fixation — a label that has caused controversy between kinky communities and psychiatrists, who themselves are mixed on whether sexual predilections belong in the catalog of mental disorders. As written, the DSM-5 does not label BDSM a disorder unless it causes harm to the practitioner or to o
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The Beach
Id been waiting to hit the beach ever since I moved to Ft. Walton Beach, Florida, but one thing or another would come up and Id have to put it off again. Finally I got my chance. I packed my suntan lotion, towel, umbrella and a steamy book into my sand proof bag and set it by the door. I rummaged through my drawers and found my bikini. I loved the way it looked on my body. My curves were left to tempt anyone who dared look at me. I felt so incredibly sexy in it. I twirled a few times in front of the mirror to make sure I looked all right. Once I was satisfied I threw on a tank top and a pair of my jogging shorts. I slipped on my sandals, picked up my bag and was out the door. I purposely left my cell phone tucked safely away in my desk drawer. Nothing was going to stop the day I had planned for myself. I found the perfect spot on the sand and laid out my towel. I watched the families play in the ocean and couples rub lotion on each other as I stripped down to my purple bikini. I rub
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Beacuase I'm Broken!!!!
It seems like yesterday that my world fell from the sky It seems like yesterday I didnt know how hard I could cry It feels like tomorrow I may not get by But I will try I will try wipe the tears from my eyes I'm beautifully broken and I don't mind if you know it I'm beautifully broken and I don't care if I show it Every day is a new day I'm reminded of my past Everytime theres another storm I know that it wont last Every moment I'm filled with hope cause i get another chance But I will try I will try Got nothing left to hide Without the highs and the lows Where will we go? Where will we go? I am beautifully broken, I am beautifully broken I am beautifully broken and I don't care if I show it....
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Beach Vacation
Well folks, we had a great time. Spent 4 days in Bethany at the National Guard Training Site. Compliments of the the US ARMY. Thank You. We had a trailer to ourselves. We had a couple of socials with the bosses they were great. We played poker, horseshoes, drank like fishes and had a great time. It was a bit different partying with the Colonel. He was actually very cool. We spent a few hours on the beach, I love the beach! Walked the boardwalk, drove to Ocean city did the boardwalk, and we ate at Phillips the all you can eat seafood place. Its great! On the way home we stopped at Dover Air Force base, at the PX i picked up new sneakers, a pair of jeans and cigs. We had a great time.
Be A Child Advocate!
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Beach Naked Twister Tournament
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OMG it is so fucking cold out here! Last winter I thought I would die longing for the beaches of NC. This year again I am finding myself staying inside. I am so ready for school to start so I have something to focus on!
Golden brown sands cushion my bottom and feet while I sit here staring at the sky Looking up at the clouds' different shapes watching seagulls and doves fly by Entranced by this genuine beauty bringing my hands together I close my eyes In a state of peace and serenity as the waves release their cries Then a cool breeze creeps up to me flowing through my clothes and hair Rubbing my face ever so gently as you would do a baby with care The embracing cool breeze leaves me as I cast my eyes upon the sea Losing my breath in wonder suffocating from all the beauty In taking my eyes off the sea I get up so I can leave Peace and serenity I sought out Also what I received pink2008 Lying in the sand on the beach, That's where I want to be. All civilization is out of reach, It's just I, myself, and me. The waves crashing into the deep green water Echoes in me, calling for me to come out, But if I touch the water, my dream will shatter, So the water I m
The Beach House
I did not realize the was already a lounge called the Wolves Den. Therefore I have changed the name of my lounge to the Beach House I am trying my hand at setting up a lounge. Feel free to drop by and say hi. It is a work in progress so please bear with me. Here is the link:
The Beach
The beach It was late at night and Laura was walking the beach. She thought she was alone but soon noticed someone heading her way. It was guy, older, but he was cute and getting hotter by the minute as he approached. She was horny and could not help but stare at his crotch. He had a very short swimming trunk on and his cock was just poking out from the edge. Their eyes met as they passed and she winked at him, moaning softly enough to be heard, yet subtle. Her eyes went to his crotch and she licked her lips. The look of lust was heavy in them both as they passed each other. Their hands brushed against each other and their fingers locked. Hi he said, hi back she said and asked for her hand back. No he said, taking her hand and pulling her into him. Her fingers were thrust into his mouth as he sucked on them, swirling his hot tongue over and around. She wanted to jerk her hand out, but it felt good. I can tease too she said and grabbed his hand, her mouth going up and down his finge
Beach Trip 5.17.09
You call me and tell me to prepare for a weekend away. You pick me up and all you tell me about where were going is sit back and enjoy. We go out for a romantic dinner at a nice place. we sit in a dark corner near a fireplace and candle lit table. we enjoy a wonderful dinner and awsome conversation,after dinner we go for a moon lit walk along a beach. To my suprise you have been there before. You have a blanket and candles lit with a white sheer tent,and asti chiling,with a vase of pink roses.You kiss me so softly and slowly fall to our knees. You gently lay me down and kiss my lips and worrk your way to my neck. then you slowly un buttton my blouse with your mouth,and work on my bra then you caress my breasts softly and gently kiss them and ,you caress my nipples with your lips. As you are doing this I am moaning withutter pleasure. you slowly work you way down my body I shutter with pleasure the whole time . you softly caress my clit with your tongue until your face is moistened w
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i was strolling along the beach in Venice..looking for shark's teeth. It was early..dew still upon the slender grass. reaching down i licked it off with my tongue..the salty taste lingered and reminded me of another similar taste. Stepping over a sand dune I practically fell over this godess blond beach bunny... ummmm. Man i've lost my train of thought cause all i could do was enjoy this little bit of bliss laying on that pale blue towel.. I could hear words, but they didn't mean anything to me.. oh shit, it was me talking "sorry 'bout almost running you over". I had kicked sand on her blanket and offered to help brush it off. I held one end and she the other..pulling on the towel i fuckin couldn't get my mind around getting her towel clean as i was enraptured with her silkin tongue speaking to me and her full, ample, well-formed breasts.. thank gaud for bikins. She then offered to share some of her iced coffee with me and handed me a clear plastic cup filled with coffee. Beads
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Bead Auction
Over the past week or so I've had several inquiries from people about what it would take to get the big set of beads from me. So I'm putting a twist on a fubar tradition and putting them and a box of approximately 40 more smaller beads up for auction. In 1 week (May 21) the best offer gets all of the beads shipped to them. So if you're interested, send me a message with your best offer. How is this different from other fubar auctions you may ask? Well I'm not going to base this on who has the most fubucks to offer, a hh, a blast, vip, etc. Be creative in your offer. These are mardi gras beads, all earned. :) After a few days, I'll pass along to the highest bidders what the best offer is so everyone gets a fair shot at winning. Good luck to all. :)
Be Afraid...
i saw on the news today that there is a university that is talking about letting students carry concealed weapons?!?!?!?! for their protection...... how MESSED up is that??? i can see it now, some hurt, lonely, unstable person walks in a room full of people and pulls out a couple of guns....well we all know the ending to this story. BUT. 75% of the people in that room carry a gun and shoot 5 to 10 more people... do the math. how many accidents would happen at drunken partys? teachers shot because the student didnt like the grade they got? i could go on. yeah, im afraid...
Be A Friend!!!
Who says the sky is the limit when theres feet on the moon!!! Lots of people will be getting shit faced this week,be a friend and don't let your friend drive drunk!!!
Be A Good Friend
Hey, As I mentioned in my other blog, I am in a giveaway, its been a couple weeks now, and Ive only got a little over 2000 comments, ive got a long way to go, I am helping as much as i can but i dont internet at home so i have to count on the goodness and kindess of my friends. goal is receive 3500 comments a day so that i can finish this giveaway in 3 weeks, i have over 700 friends, so if everyone pulls together, it really wont take that long and its not that much work. i will return all love. so just click on the link, and lets get this done! thanks!! much love! Stacy this pic needs 50,000 comments so i can receive 500,000 fubucks, a 7day blast, and a bling pack!! EVILBYTCH NEEDS YOUR HELP, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO HELP THOSE WHO NEED IT, WHERE ITS A GIVEAWAY, CONTEST, OR JUST TO LEVEL. LETS SHOW HER SOME LOVE, SHE NEEDS 10,000 COMMENTS My friend jessica's son has had several medical problems since birth, well he is in ICU again. Please pray for him. he is on 17 month
Be A Hottie
Come be part of the Original & Best Ladies Team on Fu . You have been selected as one of Fubars most Sexiest Lady's and we would love to have to tryout for our 2nd Alarm Hotties Family . Click on the pics above & your on your way . Brought to you by : ~r Dk Kght ~Owned By R/l Wife~ĭFllŷ Dlĭu~Promo Chief 2nd Alarm Hotti
Bealzes Satanic Fubar
Somebody posted this in a message group I am in. I thought it was so good, I wanted to share it with everybody.Realize, though, that this might be illegal to do. Therefore, I am posting it as an entertainment only piece and refuse to accept any problems you might have if you actually do this stuff. THE 700 CLUB GAME It is simple to play. You just pick up your phone and dial 1-800-446-0700 (anytime 7 days a week, so they claim). When someone answers, just hang up. >CLICK
Bealzes Political Leanings
Have you heard?!? The new poverty figures are out! And the poverty rate has dropped for the first time in five years! Yay! We're on our way to recovery!!!Now for some numbers...The rate of poverty dropped from 12.5 percent of Americans to 12.3 percent. Let's do some figuring with these numbers.According to the U.S. Census Bureau's home page, the population of the United States when I checked it this morning was 302,728,365. See?Running through some simple math, multiplying 302,728,365 by 0.123 (12.3 percent), we get 37,235,589.That means that there are over 37 MILLION people living in poverty right now. And that's the GOOD news of the day!It's enough to make me cry.So, let's think. With our current system, we have over 37 million people living in poverty. With Social Credit, this number would drop to zero. Not just zero percent, but ZERO INDIVIDUALS.In closing, I invite you to watch this video, Money As Debt. While it is long (47 minutes), it talks about how the U.S. money s
Bealzes Historical Entries - April 06
That was all from April of last year. Sure is a lot, huh? :-) (Originally Posted on April 26, 2006)Like I have said before, I am looking for a new job. If the contents of this blog got out to recruiters, HR personnel, and the like, it probably wouldn't be a good thing.In addition, Alabama has a law where the employee can quit anytime they want and the employer can fire anytime they want, both with no reason given.Also, our children were removed from our house by the state for stupid mistakes my wife and I made. If the guardians found out about this blog, we wouldn't be able to visit them anymore. (The guardians (who are all relatives) are xtian church-goers.)Therefore, I feel I have to keep my decision to study Satanism on the down low.Does anybody else feel that they have to keep the fact they are in a non-xtian religion secret? And do you have a cutesy name attached to it (like a hidden witch would be said to be "in the broom closet?"Just curious. (Originally posted Friday, Ap
Bealzes Work Blog
The SysAdmin (the guy who works on the hardware, making sure our sites stay up) here has been trying for months to get Idiot Boss to hire an Assistant SysAdmin.Idiot Boss decided that was an expense he didn't want.Yesterday, the SysAdmin got another job and will be leaving here.Idiot Boss was worried because the SysAdmin is the only person here who knows how to do the hardware stuff.So, here's what's going to happen:1) The SysAdmin has a friend looking for a SysAdmin job. He will be hired here, but the SysAdmin will still leave.2) The SysAdmin will be put on salary here and work from home (or wherever he's at) when the new Assistant SysAdmin can't figure something out. He also gets to keep the laptop he got from here.3) The new Assistant SysAdmin has the same name as the Crazy Guy who left here a while back, but is not the same person, much to my relief.So we'll see how that goes...tag: idiot boss, careers, business-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at I hav
Bealzes Historical Entries - May 2006
(Originally Posted on June 1, 2006)Well, Blue Security (as you know) has bitten the dust. People are trying to come up with a new service called Black Frog, which will use a distributed network as opposed to a single set of servers.Until then, though, I am using KnujOn, found here. They say they have already shut down some spam sites. I figure I can try it for now.tag: internet, blue frog, blue security, spam, tools, email, distributed computing (Originally Posted on May 1, 2006)I am having trouble emotionally accepting what logically I can accept about the existence of the xtian version of Satan and the like. However, at the website of the First Church of Satan, I found this page.In it, a Satanic person was talking to a person who wanted to be a Satanist but was having trouble emotionally coping with the decision. So the Satanist (John Allee (aka Lord Egan)) wrote out a "I sell my soul for X" letter, which he had the other person sign. This helped signal the subconscious
Bealzes Historical Entries - June 2006
(Originally Posted on July 3, 2006)Last night, my wife and I got to talking about the removal of our curses and what would have to preceed them.My wife is big into public humiliation. Her main choice of an act of contrition is for the cursed to (a) be naked, (b) be on their knees, (c) be in the middle of a busy public street, and (d) sing the Kitty Cat song from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (although I do believe it was actually sung when the show was Grim & Evil).In case you're wondering, the song goes:Look at me, I am a kitty cat.I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat.If I eat them all, then I'll get fat.La-la-la-la I am a kitty cat.I, on the other hand, just require a simple question to be answered. The question is, "Why should I remove the curse?" I mean, I must have had what I considered a damn good reason for doing it in the first place. Why should I have to undo my hard work?Without a suitably good answer, I will not remove the curse. Simple enough, huh? tag: curse,
Bealzes Historical Entries - July 2006
(Originally Posted on July 25, 2006)I found this in one of my Satanic discussion groups, Dark Sanctum. The original article can be found here.The Transformation Many of us who choose the path of the occult find down the line that it is not all fun an games, but a process of trial and error as well as growth. It isn't an easy path to take for those who are True Ones, meaning `sincere in their Satanic growth' and are not posers, find it quite challenging to say the least. As True Ones the transformation from the conditioning of this world to the next can be a very hard process. Crossing the abyss, "death" is an evolutionary process and one can achieve it through growing in the ways of the LHP. Once a person crosses the abyss what is obtained is a god like mind set for we become as gods in our own right. Not meaning that we would be rich with worldly goods and own the world, but we become in control of our own destiny and in control of our emotions. Also, one become quite proficient in t
Bealzes Historical Entries - August 2006
(Originally Posted on August 31, 2006)All I will say about this one is that I will not say anything about it.Church condemns abortion performed on raped girl, 11Sibylla Brodzinsky in Bogot�/span>Thursday August 31, 2006The GuardianA Vatican official has said the Catholic church will excommunicate a medical team who performed Colombia's first legal abortion on an 11-year-old girl, who was eight weeks pregnant after being raped by her stepfather. The rest of the story can be found here.tag: news, church, christ, christian, catholic, abortion, rape, news, medicine-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas! (Originally Posted on August 22, 2006)(Those of a "delicate condition" might want to skip this blog posting. It is of a more mature nature.)I would like to discuss one of the Nine Satanic Statements and the matching Satanic Sin with a new discovery about myself I made last night.The Satanic Statement is:3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!Th
Bealzes General Junk
Coworker: You know what would be good?Me: Yes, but I don't have any high explosives.Coworker: You know what else would be good?Me: Yes, but I don't have access to a fast acting, undetectable poison.(I had several other things I could have added, but he finally told me what he thought would be good. It wasn't as good as my ideas.)tag: work, conversation, funny, humor-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at I was on messenger the other day when this conversation happened between me and a guy my wife hangs out with:(04:02:09 PM) The_Other_Guy: HOWDY(04:04:34 PM) BealzesBud: Hey.(04:04:46 PM) The_Other_Guy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?(04:04:54 PM) BealzesBud: Not too bad. You?(04:05:06 PM) The_Other_Guy: PRETTY GOOD (04:05:35 PM) The_Other_Guy: JUST CHATTING AND RELAXING ON AN OFF DAY
Bealzes Historical Entries - September 2006
(Originally posted on September 28, 2006)I found this site with a video about how The Rainbow Connection from The Muppet Movie seems like something H.P. Lovecraft would have written about Cthulu.So I searched for the lyrics of The Rainbow Connection:Why are there so many songs about rainbowsand what's on the other side?Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,and rainbows have nothing to hide.So we've been told and some choose to believe it.I know they're wrong, wait and see.Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.The lovers, the dreamers and me.Who said that every wish would be heardand answered when wished on the morning star?Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.Look what it's done so far.What's so amazing that keeps us star gazingand what do we think we might see?Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.The lovers, the dreamers and me.All of us under its spell. We know that it's probably magic.Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?I've heard them
Bealzes Historical Entries - October 2006
(Originally posted on October 31, 2006)Here's a link to a site with Halloween music called "Calling All Fiends." You can download the entire collection or play them in a streaming format. It'd probably be pretty good for trick-or-treaters. tag: Halloween, music, free, downloads-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas! (Originally posted on October 4, 2006)Today is the 18th anniversary of Jim Bakker being indicted on fraud charges. At least one of those television evangelist fuckers got caught!tag: history, religion, crime, fraud-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas! (Originally posted on October 19, 2006)It turns out the new Supreme Court may not be as pussy-whipped by the Religious Reich as I previously thought. They (the Supremes) have decided against hearing cases where the Boy Scouts of America have been losing previously-held privileges due to their policies on gays and atheists. (A news story on this is here.)Personally, I'd like to see them all go away and a new organization,
Bealzes Historical Entries - November 2006
(Originally posted on December 8, 2006)I have a PrivatePhone number where people can call and just leave messages. Again, it's not connected to my real phone number, name, etc in any way, shape or form.If you want to call, you can:Holler at me...Get your own PrivatePhone number(Realize: If you do, I can easily post whatever you say to my blog.) }>:->tag: phone, voicemail-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Donate Virtual BloodAve Satanas!
Bealzes Historical Entries - December 2006
(Originally posted on December 26, 2006)In the first post of this series, I have gone over the fact that the biblical god is evil. In the second post, I have shown that religion is a socially-acceptable form of insanity.In this third and final installment, I will go over what to do about it.THE BAD NEWS: With the inmates running the asylum, nothing can currently be done to heal the mental imbalance in the people so afflicted. There just isn't a way to show people the truth, since there are so many other places that will reinforce the insanity. It's hard to stomp out this wildfire, because parents with the most noble of motives infect their own children. You also have societies built around the insanity, such as any Islamic state.THE GOOD NEWS: While we can't do much right now, the tendency of the majority of people seems to be heading away from religion. Science, tolerance, etc., are showing people that religion is wrong. In order to get butts on pews, priests are having to bac
Bealzes Historical Entries - January 2007
(Originally posted on January 19, 2007)Last night my wife told me she had cursed two of my coworkers, ones who were going to open the business with me but never seemed to work on it. One of them has been robbed twice in the past month. Fortunately, he had insurance. He's moving out of his apartment, but I wonder if it'll help...In other news, I had lunch last week with Putz Boy. I ignored him quite well. I think he got the feeling I don't care for him...tag: curse, coworkers, Putz Boy-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas! (Originally posted on January 10, 2007)One thing I am getting a little addicted to is the Yahoo Answers site. It's kind of fun asking and answering questions about various things.One of my questions deals with the new 14 Points of Fascism and if we're really experiencing something bad.Most people, though, are just saying yes or no without giving reasons behind it, which is what I was really after.tag: Yahoo, Yahoo answers, questions, fun, hobby-*-*-*-*-*-*-
Bealzes Historical Entries - February 2007
(Originally posted on January 23, 2007)For the past few months, I have scheduled appointments early every other Monday morning to get out of one company meeting.This week, though, Idiot Boss rescheduled the meeting I missed to this morning today (Wednesday). Therefore, I had to sit through the crappy meeting, listening to him talk about all sorts of things.However, I will have the last laugh. My wife gave me a stomach bug that the emergency room doctor said is infecting about half the county. I probably passed that bug to everyone in the room. Including, of course, the Idiot Boss.See, it's like chess. You have to think several moves ahead...tag: Idiot Boss, meetings, revenge, business, health-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas! (Originally posted on January 22, 2007)Fortunately, I don't have to put up with the bullsh!t of evangelicals coming to my house and waking me up. At the very least, my bedroom air purifier makes enough racket that I can't hear them knocking on my front
Bealzes Historical Entries - March 2007
(Originally posted on March 20, 2007)For the past few weeks, the other programmer and I were trying to find a problem in some code created by Putz Boy. Yesterday, Idiot Boss told me to contact Putz Boy to get his help with the problem. The Old Graphics Guy (who now works with Putz Boy) said that PB looked dumbfounded at the request.Anyway, Putz Boy said he'd help... for $150 an hour.Fortunately, the SysAdmin here found the problem. What's really good about that is (a) PB hates SA with a passion and (b) the problem was created in the first place by PB so he could extort money from this company (at least accoring to New Graphics Guy, who talked to PB about it last year).So I got to send a message to B, statng that his mortal enemy found buggy code and the problem was fixed, so we didn't need his help after all.Old Graphics Guy said that Putz Boy was PISSED!Life is good...tag: Putz Boy, Idiot Boss, careers, work, revenge-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas! (Originally posted on Mar
Bealzes Betrayal And Recovery
Yesterday when I got home, my wife was upset. It turns out that she was reading my blogs about the crap I'm going through. And it upset her that I am mean on the blogs, but I talk nicely to her.And yes, I do talk nicely to her. Just because she crapped on my life doesn't mean that I have to yell at her...In other news, I started looking for a copy of the TV Funhouse's Five Stages of Grief, but all I could find is this Robot Chicken sketch: If I find the other one, I'll post it as well. :-) But don't hold your breath...tag: betrayal, cuckold, cheating, infidelity, married life, therapy, love, trust, five stages of grief, TV Funhouse, Robot Chicken, video-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at There were two things I forgot in the last post:1) When we left Wal-Mart, my current wife was looking around. It turned out that she was looking to see if the girls from inside were waiting to jump her in the parking lot. If so, I'd've went to call the
Bealzes Tmi And Nsfw Blog Stuff
I found this at and thought it'd be interesting to see what answers I would receive on it. Now, truthfully I don't like all of the items on this list, but many are turn-ons for me. What are your thoughts?If you are interested, please feel free to mail me your answers. Or, if you're also into exhibitionism, you can just post it as a response to this message... Submissive BDSM Play Partner Check List By Tammad Rimilia This checklist should be filled out by a Sub and provided to their Dom/Top before playing with them. This will provide a quick "head-start" to identifying limits, negotiating and finding common ground for play. Dominants may wish to work through the checklist, to get a better handle on their specific interests. Switches should go through the checklist twice; one persons Dom and Sub interests may be very different. For each item, you need to provide two answers: For experience, write YES o
Bealzes Polyblog
So as I said, one of the poly family members IMed me yesterday in CherryTAP. Words were exchanged (she said I portrayed her as a bitch in the blogs, for example), and several times I asked if we were done so I could go on my depressed, miserable way. She kept talking, so I figured the answer was always no.So this morning I logged into CT and the first thing I got was a message from The Bitch (another poly family member) who said she'd kick my ass if I IMed the other member again, claiming the other member belonged to her (The Bitch). I wrote back that (a) I didn't start the crap, ( b ) I tried ending the crap, and (c) if anybody's ass needed kicking for talking out of turn, it was the other member.(Damn! I just realized that I shouldn't have erased those messages. I would have had damned good proof that I was threatened with bodily harm.)The whole good thing I got out of it was, instead of having The Bitch block me in CT (which she had done before), I got to block her. That means
Beale St. - Join Me!
OK. Tomorrow (Monday 6/4) I am going to pull an all-nighter on Beale St. in Memphis. I LOVE Beale St.!!! If any CTAPpers can join me, that would be AWESOME! I should be there by 7:00, and I'll be wearing my blsck snd red #3 cap. If anybody wants to hang for awhile, PLEASE look for me (you'll recognize me from my photos). I will buy any and every CherryTAPper on Beale St. a drink (or more...!). If you are shy, just walk up close to me and say LOUD "CHERRY TAP!!" I'll know it's YOU!! Hope to see you tomorrow. --TennDocc
Bealzes Thought Of The Day
A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard. I'm downloading furniture for my Sims. They have more of a life than I do.--Kaneda The Top 10 Signs You're NOT Cut Out To Be An Evil Overlord:Planet-smashing laser beam only comes in hot
Bealzes Nsfw Stash
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Beamers Nightmare
THE BOYFRIEND SUBSTITUTE She dangled the short pieces of cord in front of his face. Gonna let me tie you up then? she asked, jokingly, but with a wicked grin. Youll crease my shirt, he replied, although he was excited by the idea. Take it off. She almost ordered him, excited herself at the thought of it. **************************************** He had found her attractive from the first moment they had met. She had rebuffed his advances, telling him she liked him as a friend. She teased continuously, always standing so close to him he could smell her perfume and her natural scent, but still pushing him away if he tried to touch her. She had immediately recognised how attracted to her he was, and took advantage of this. She encouraged him, and discouraged him at the same time. She asked him to drive her home after wor
this fucking stupid that people are lazy assholes that have nothing better to do than sit at their computers more than 10 hours a day at cherrytap. YOU FUCK ASSHOLES; the king@ CherryTAP i think the us is getting into others people business when the us should keep in their own bussiness

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