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Blonde Joke
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Blonde Cookbook
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
Blonde....... Cowboy?
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says, "Well, it's like this, Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ...So I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... So I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town, Cowboy..." And here I am. Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist!!
Blonde With Flat Tire
A blonde gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases her car over to the shoulder of the road. Our blonde carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two life-sized cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The cardboard men are in trench coats, both exposing themselves to oncoming traffic. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up with rubber neckers. It wasn't very long before a police officer arrived. The Officer, clearly enraged, approached our disabled blonde yelling, "What in the world is going on here?!" "My car broke down, Officer, I have a flat tire." she says calmly. The officer asks, "Well...what's with these obscene cardboard men here by the road?!" She replied, "Oh...those are just my emergency flashers!" :-)
Blondeberry's Blog
Hey Ya'll! Today is Monday, February 25, 2008. In 47 days (Saturday, April 12,2008) I will be marrying my soul mate! I have no doubt in my mind that our love is forever. We actually met online almost 3 years ago. We will be tying the knot 2 days after our 3 year anniversary of meeting online. We took our time getting to know each other and between many instant messages and phone calls we knew we were in love. We waited 8 months to meet face to face to make sure it was what we wanted. When we laid eyes on each other we knew we were meant to be. Brent is a hard worker that when he took me to love he took my boys to love as well just like I took his children to love. I couldn't ask for a better step-father for Lee and Billy! He makes it possible for me to stay home with the kids. Family time is VERY important to us and we love our kids! The kids love having someone that wants to play with them and that is a kid at heart. I sit back and look at the 3 of them and smile. Brent
Blonde In Trouble
If you had to describe yourself as a drink, what would you be and why? I'll start: I'd be a margarita, on the rocks, with salt! Always fun, a little sweet, a bit adventurous and will stay with ya till the end! Now it's your turn! :-) BLOND IN TROUBLE A blond was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a body shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blond, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blond went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blond, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blond told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate roll
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Blonde Moment
My good friend Jack..aka Psycho~Sexy just had to delete his account because no one would help him. Some one stole some of his pictures and made up an account using his pictures. That doesn't seem fair does it? I want all my friends to harass the Sh*t out of him. He is a great friend of mine, probably one of my best friends, and I hate to see this happen. Thank's to you..all my love and kisses! Nancy here is the link Ricky1@ fubar So I was on cherry and a new request came in from Two Tons Of Fun (Bruce). Nice guy, pretty funny in fact. So I was rating his pictures and all of a sudden I got Error: you've reached the photo rating limit for your user level. I said that can't be! I know I haven't rated that many pics! So I apologized to Bruce and said that I was cut off. So this haunted me. WTF?? I approved the next person and tried to rate his picture and it rated! I said HUH!!?? So I went back to Bruce's page and he had on his pictures Error:you've reached the daily photo lim
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Blonde Jokes - No Offense Meant Towards Blondes Lol
Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. 'Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Monday?' 'Oh HECK !' the blonde says, 'I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.' Why did the blonde turn around and go home when she got to the airport to catch her flight? She saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
Blonde Bombshell
Blonde Jokes
Not meant to offend.. some of my best friends are blonde.... Making Orange Juice A beautiful blonde woman and her husband were at home one night. The husband notices his wife standing in front of the fridge with the freezer section open. She is standing there with a dead pan look on her face STARING into the freezer. Her husband watches her awhile. She continues standing, not moving, not blinking, just staring into the freezer compartment! Finally after 10 minutes of witnessing her staring and staring straight into the freezer he can take no more. He says to his beautiful blonde wife "Honey, What in the hell are you doing?" She says, "Making orange juice." "Making orange juice?" he asks her baffled. "Yes", she says, "It says, 'concentrate' on the can!" The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a
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NOT ENOUGH TIME... "And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could just be everything and everyone to you This life would just be so easy Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you We will make time stop for the two of us Make time stop and listen for our sighs Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you In our fight against the end Making love, we are immortal We are the last two left on Earth And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could just be everything and everyone to you Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you" INXS '92
Blondes Year In Review
A Blonde's Year in Review. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days
Blonde Joke
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened? The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!" A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched he
Blonde Jokes(i'm Blonde Too)lol
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy, coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for Indecent Exposure. As he is locking him up, the Sheriff asks him, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road, when this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her, and so I did... We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of hot and sexy and says, "Now go to town, cowboy... And so here I am." Blonde Men do exist. Us blondes aren't dumb Not all dumbs are blonde You have such beautiful blonde hair - why in the world did you dye your roots black?
Blonde Moment
I am laughing as I type this! I could not find my cell phone so I called the number. I could hear my cell phone ring through the phone I called it on. I thought, "well that's not going to help me any." I could hear my cell phone ring everywhere I went. By now, my voice mail had picked up the call so I had to recall my cell phone. Again, a very strong ring but I couldn't find my damn phone. I bent down to get my purse when I realized where my phone actually was. It was still stuck in my bra!! I had put it there an hour or so before because my hands were full....my other two hands...LOL Ladies, I'm sure you can relate! I just found this to be hilarious so I thought I'd share. I felt that this was indeed a blonde moment that had come over me!!
Blonde Jokes
BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then
Blonde's Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! ! *********** March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" *********** April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!! *********** May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! *********** June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. *********** July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! *********** August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open. *********** September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? *********** October - Hate M &M's.....th
Blonde On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000...are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it... A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars." Barbara: "Oh, gees, that's simple.... it’s a cuckoo." Regis: "You're sure? You can stick on $500,000 or play on for the million." Barbara: "I want to play; I'll go with C-Cuckoo." Regis: "Is that your final answer?" Barbara: "It is" Regis: "Are you confident?" Barbara: "Absolutely" Regis: "Barbara, you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo. Well....you're right! You have just won 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real
Blonde Joke Of Day
BLONDE JOKE OF THE DAY!!!! Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains she needed. The blonde replies 'fifteen inches.' 'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, 'but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!' The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!'
Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke (if you're a blond, don't take offense, simply substitute "nurse" for where it says "blond") A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidently cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart. Why Wal-Mart you ask ... ??? Well DUH! Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!
A Blonde Joke
> > > Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive > > > double-pane energy efficient kind, > > > > > > and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was > > > complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I > > > still hadn't paid for them. > > > > > > Helllooooo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am > > > automatically stupid. > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last > > > year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! > > > > > > Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him. > > > > > > There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just > > > hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. > > > > > > I bet he felt like an idiot. > > > > >
**blonde Logic** Lmao
BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How
Blonde Jokes
Blonde Joke #5 by LateNiteFantasy© The blonde had a problem; her tire went flat, She rolled to the shoulder and there the car sat. And out of the trunk, she extracted a man Of cardboard and stood him behind her sedan. The man was quite tall and his raincoat was long. In front it was open, displaying his dong. As drivers went by, they all slowed down to leer ‘Til traffic was tied up for miles to the rear. A highway patrolman then pulled up behind, And jumped out and claimed she was out of her mind For clogging up traffic so horribly tight By showing off such a deplorable sight. “Just what is that thing, so perverse and so bare? And why is it standing behind your car there? The blonde was surprised that the cop couldn’t see “Emergency flasher. What else would it be?” Blonde Joke #4 by LateNiteFantasy© Down the stairs she ambled with her swinging yellow hair Opened up her mailbox but she found no letters there. "Damn," she said and turn
The Blonde Guy
The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait !!!! > > > > > > An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. > > > > > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." > > > > > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed," Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." > > > > > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." > > > > > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. > > > > > > > > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. > > > > > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. > > > > > > At the fu
Blondies 1st Auction
THIS IS MY 2nd AUCTION SO GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE AND BID ON ME LOL. CLICK ON PIC BELOW & YOU'LL BE There this is what i am offering below. 250 11's a week 4 a month during hh. 250 10's a week 4 a month during hh. rate alll stash during happy hour. will wear owners name 4 a month owners midget added to my page for 3 months 1 sfw salute to owner. 1 sfw phone call to owner 1/2 hour 1 nsfw pic of your choice name and page link to my page for 3 months. 5 morphs made 4 owner of your choice. yahoo addy. daily gifts and drinks daily for a month. big pimpin gift once a week for a month. 1 pimped out bully per week for a month. permanent blog pimpout. more can be disscussed. (repost of original by '♥ßlondie ♥Slave & Real Life Wife 2 Sr White Knight ♥IßïC♥DSC♥§outhern' on '2008-10-18 08:53:24') (repost of original by 'Mr. Horny..aka Illinois Transplant' on '2008-10-18 10:03:00') (repost of original by '♥ßlondie b
Blond
First Class Blonde A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrest
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A Blonde, A Redhead, And Me
(Inspired by CookingForOne101's About Me section, thanks Steve!) I want to tell you a story.... This is a story about three gals: A Blonde, a Redhead, and me. When I lived in Massachusetts, the three of us were always together. One friend is a Swedish Blonde. Everywhere we go the men line up to speak to her and buy her drinks. My other friend is a Redhead. Everywhere we go the guys line up to see if her temper matches her hair, and if she is as wild as redhead rumors say. There was usually a friend for me. Not a blonde nor a redhead, just an average brunette content to enjoy the attention showed my friends. At the end of an average evening, we often exchanged phone numbers. The Swedish Blonde's guy held up her number like a trophy. The Redhead's guy held his number to his chest like a medal. The Swedish Blonde's guy always gets a wrong number. The Redhead's guy never gets a call back. My guy always gets my correct number and I always call back. The Swedish Blonde and th
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Blonde Joke For Wednesday
Did you get one? One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. " God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion. " So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When this angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good. " God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the email said? No? Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either........
Blonde Joke
Since I love the game of football I just had to do this... It's funny... I hope you enjoy it... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
Blonde Joke
BLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
Blonde Joke
BLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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The Blonde Mortician
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and she says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.'There's no charge,' she says.'No, really, I must compensate
Blonde's Rantings
So many things have changed for me since I last logged on here! I have finally found peace within myself! I am Happy; truly happy for the first time in sooo long! My marriage is back on track and I am so in love with my husband again! I feel wonderful and life is amazing!
Blonds Explain Easter
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned toher and said, "Do you want to talk? -- Flights go quicker if you strike upa conversation with your fellow passenger."The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger, "What would you want to talk about?"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or noHeaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly."OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you aquestion first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, buta horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinksabout it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discusswhy there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when youdon't know shit
Blond Jokes
Meteor Crater As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep." From the cabin, a blonde passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!" Hilarious Blonde Joke A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe r
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Blood Flows Warm And Is Best Served That Way!
I am Tantalizingdeath AKA DJ Tantalizing, I am here to meet real people. I am not here to prove to you how much of a woman I am or can be. If I choose to let you inside that is a chose I make freely. I also did not come here for CyberSex. I can get real sex and I know it. All I have to do is go down to the local College bar wear a short shirt no panties high- heals and a shirt that wouldn't cover my infants backside. And wow you'll be amazed at how much free booze and dick I can get. I am a flirt. I enjoy entising each listener I get pure delight in teasing each one every time I sign on at Temptation~X Radio. So if you enjoy a friend who is more then just the titties and ass nature handed her then lets chat, lets be friends, hell lets be real. Peace, Love, and Kisses You may have noticed on my page there is a link to a web cam. You also may be saying damn that thing doesn't work. Well it is not that it doesnt work but that I turn it on when I at differant imes through out the
Blood & The Gift Of Life
It is the essence of life. Life's being. Without it Life ceases to exist. I crave it. I have the Thirst for it. To Quench it is invevitable. The desire to live or die. I offer u the Gift of Life. Take it or Leave it. Immortality shall have its way one way or another.
Blood On The Moon: A Novel
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from Bella :)) 1. I think that snakes are one of the most gorgeous creatures on this earth and I would maim/torture to get a pet black mamba. 2. I'm going out with a rugby player who is deathly afraid of cats stalking him at night. (trust me, you don't want to know.) 3. I will eat mostly anything and everything, except for spiders and rabbits. 4. My dad was in Vietnam during the war, as a sailor on a cargo ship. 5. My aim in life is to make pictures with soul. 6. If I couldn't write I'd wither away and dessicate. 7. My secret aim in life is to be a ballerina by day and assassin by night. 8. I don't believe in the lottery.
Bloody Hand
i got shot in the hand by a 22 rifel about 100yards away. i still have the bullet in my hand. i wouldnt have this in my hand if it wasnt for my friend X . a
The Blood Is The Life
The world exists in two forms of order. The natural, or coincidental order, that which is defined and restricted by the laws of science, laws which give little under variation of circumstance, which are rigid and strict, such as the law of conservation of energy. All energy lasts forever, it merely changes form when necessary or allowable. All energy is capable of acting on and joining with other energy to aid in change and adaptation. Change is natural and inevitable, due to existence not being uniform. The other form of order is the affected or complimentary order these are the laws of nature that are not uniform within all circumstances. These kinds of order can be affected by beings and energies by exerting their will to change the circumstances. This being the basis for magickal working, focusing the will to achieve an end outside of the limits of ordinary function. Within these orders exists the fundamental energy. All knowledge and will is contained within this energ
Blooooooooooooog
Alright, since life is absolutely pissing me off at the moment, I've decided I might as well give this blogging shit a try. Today was so horrible, that I'm having a hard time even typing right now without breaking the keyboard upon making spelling mistakes. I'm just reaching the end of my lines. I am a VERY understanding, patient guy... But even I have limits. Woke up this morning, and felt a bit ick... No biggie... Then about noon-ish, I started feeling faint. Thankfully, we ended work a little early, and I got to go home an hour and a half earlier than usual. So I came home (a bus, 2 metros, and another bus) feeling like I was about to face plant the whole time. Got home, took a nap to help the feeling pass. Woke up to the sound of my cell receiving a text message. As usual, my hope was that it was from my gf, whome I only get to see on weekends since she's currently 3 hours away on course for another week or so. Well... I'm wishing now that it hadn't been her. To shorten this a
Blood Of An Angel
My wings have a sword through them and my hands and feet are bound. I'm trap in a world of death and pain. Only mine true love can free me and heal me. The darkness surrounds me and I'm all alone here. My blood runs down my pure white wings turning them red. I look around for the person who bound me, and for the person who will free me. Is this it has my life run out of time, Is there someone out there to save me from the death and pain. Can anyone heal me, I'm a angel sent from god to heal his children and to keep them safe from the demons and evil this world has become. Look at me, mine eyes are red and full of hate for the person who holds me here. Can I an angel feel hate, death, and pain.
Bloodz
YO TODAY IS MA 19th BIRTHDAY AND I PARTY HELLA HARD LASTNIGHT FOR THE NEW YEAR WITH MA GURLS BIANCA, DAH'BRITA, KELLA, AND MA BOY ZANE IT'S ALSO HIS 19th BIRTHDAY!!! YO BUT WE GONE GET OUR PARTY ON LATER ON TONIGHT! WE GONE PARTY EVEN HARDER!!! A$HES 2 A$HES DU$T 2 DU$T IN BLOOD WE TRUST. IN CKRABZ WE BUST. IF U KILL A CKRAB YOU WIN A PRIZE IF U KILL A BLOOD YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIE$ AND REMEMBER BLUE BIRD$ CANT FLY DA RED BLOODY HELL 5 POPPIN*6DROPPIN* 5 FLYIN*6DYIN* 5 PIMPIN* 6 LIMPIN* 5 BU"KIN* 6 DU"KIN 5 "KOMAIN* 6 RUNNIN* 5 FLAGGIN* 6 DRAGGIN* 5 RIPPIN* 6 DRIPPIN* LET IT RAIN,LET IT DRIP BU$T A CKRAB IN DA LIP LET IT FALL,LET EM TRIP FLIP DA CLIP AND DROP A CRIP BLOODS ARE RED CKRABS ARE FLUE DIsRE$PECT MY $ET AND WE COMIN FO U
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Blood
as the blood runs throw the vaines fealing the blood pump thinking of the knife bracking the skin and watching the blood cover the floor relizeing the pain is leaveing the boody no more pain no more life now whares the fun it that screw that ill bleed but not from the vain pain is my life and i love my life
Blood Rose Soceity
YOUR CHOICE DO WE PROTECT YOU? ...... OR SHOW YOU PURE K.O.P.E KLAN OF PURE EVIL.... ARE YOU WORTHY? COME FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF LET US TEST YOU TIGG IS ON AIR ROCKING THE HOUSE DOWN GET YOUR UR SEXY ASSES IN HERE JUST CLICK ANY PIC Maharet Akasha Founder Blood Rose Society Mistress Raven, Maharet Akasha Founder BRS,Famine of Blood LDC, Catwoman JLM@ CherryTAP November Elder Member of the Blood Rose Society Proud Member of the Blood Rose Society November@ CherryTAP Country Boy Superman Elder Bloode Rose Society Co Founder Justice League Mafia Proud Member of the Blood Rose Society November@ CherryTAP Weaver Weaver@ CherryTAP Bi Curuios Babe the bi-curious babe@ CherryTAP Akasha Maharet
Bloody Hell! ! ! !
Bloodletting!
i just got hit up with a cherry tap survey...after I fill out the enrty form, can anyone tell me how long it takes fro the actual survey to load...because it's alreday been 20 minute since i signed up! grrr!! for anyone reading these, i want to apologize to my friends, family, or lovers for not being on yahoo, aim, etc...i just need a rest from that stuff right now! I am also presently trying to find work, and its really kicking my ass...so please forgive me...I am just menatally exhausted... I am also training at a gondola service now too, and my muscles feel like they've been in a bar fight! speaking of which...I have to go there right now. have a great day everyone....! a little hung...just gonna rate today until typing doesn't hurt my head....gonna get some comfort food...bbl
Bloods Offensive?
wtf? since when is blood offensive? i realize its not for everyone but i for one am much more offended by all the religious shit on alot of ppls pages.. if my pics with tits and ass dont get NSFW'd then why do all the ones with the shit i love get tagged by some idiot that prolly wants a razor so bad they can taste it? i find it offensive that some asshole is running amok with an itchy trigger finger and an eye for my profile.. i am what i am and ill continue to be.. mark all the pics you want ill keep finding more and posting them..
Bloodstains
Light along the steel arc Red and black to silver heart It may not be painting or verse But this knife of mine is art. I'd use this one, but I'm not sure the stuff I usually write in my blogs is what they want to be posted here. If anyone here on cherryTAP is actually interested in reading a blog of mine, here are mine, in order of frequency updated: dacnomaniac.livejournal.com thrillkiller.insanejournal.com intoothandclaw.greatestjournal.com I'm also RedFeral on IMVU and Blood in the Fog on AIM.
Blood
You scored as Vampire. You are a straight up! Vampire Your hobbies may include drinking the blood of innocents...or not so innocents. You tend to shy away from crosses. Your bed is a coffin with the dirt from your homeland inside. The light is your enemy, and will destroy you should you be lured into its trap. Garlic is not your favorite spice in the kitchen, though it does make for a very nice weapon along with the holy water you stole from that priest awhile back...Just watch your back you never know who might be lurking in a dark alley!Vampire100%You are a Vampiric Elf!67%Fallen Angel58%You are a Demon58%Black Witch42%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth95%Rocker, Mosher40%Trendy
Bloodflowers
A shadow perched on the rooftop of the building above, watching all the people like insects below, all dressed for the drama that was Saturday night in Deep Ellum. Yet the attention of this predator was only on one- and when her scent wafted through the cool September air, he made his way below, effortlessly leaping down and across buildings to the streets, crimson eyes glowing. Leighondra walked out of the Galaxy Club out onto the busy sidewalk of Deep Ellum, lighting a cigarette as she walked to the next club, the next gig. She lived for the weekends when she could prowl the clubs, dancing, drinking in the music that was her addiction. The thick soles of her boots made her stride silent, purposeful- her mother often accused her of walking like a football player. Leighondra felt she simply walked- efficiently. Suddenly, her senses tingled, the hair standing on the back of her neck. She looked in front of her to see a shadow come from the alleyway, mingling with the crowd. The m
The Blood Of Kindred
Well I'm feeling better now just I still feel abit "unfinished" donno why but I'll find out before the nights over. that's all...just....hi lol That's all I gotta say.
Blood N Gore
Blooooog
I am still trying to figure this site out! I hope no one who request me gets offended when I don't accept. I like to know who I am friends with and who I am taalking to!!!
Blood & Trust.
give me some religion pass the wine 'cause this time I can't hold it in like I always did give me some more TV make it loud, make believe I've a desperate need for some company attention this is not a test help me get this moving target off my chest from my closest friends save me from this hopelessness talk some sense into this head I'll stop this endless S.O.S. treading water with weights around my neck a shipwreck of reckless accidents overboard and I'm about to quit head first and dive in this deep end abandon ship 'cause it's sinking way too quick give me some forgiveness and I'll try 'cause this time if I pull the pin I'll be blown to bits give me some more music I'll sit and read the lyrics like a bible, a gospel, a sing-along attention this is not a test swim to shore before unconsciousness my hands feel like they’re made of bricks save me from my recklessness talk some sense into this head I'll stop this endless S.O.S. treading water wi
The Blood Rose
o the roses o there was single red rose o in the guarden with the morgning dew falling off of the rose peddles o on to the ground of the grass o the sunlight shine on the rose to give it some light o it only bud but what such beautyful flowers o exspecialy this one o the rain gives it water to make it grow o i brought a special vase for it o so i also grew some black roses o two of my fav flowers o then has iwatched themspring up and blooming o the never look so lovely o so i picked them and took them in my house o of darkness and put them in my vase o done by ladydespair09
Bloody Hell
ok so bored... waiting for russ! hurry the hell up russ LOL. and if catch ya talking to any other girls, ill cut ur cock off LOL JK...sort of!
Blood For Oil!
The Blood Pool
http://fubar.com/army_chick_shelia My ex invited me to this awesome site which I've become uber addicted to but after awhile she got bitchy and harassing. Threatened to get my account disabled because I "didn't have permission" to upload pictures of US even though I'm in them and 95% of them I took. During that spirt of harassment I blocked her. Since then she's been sending the majority of Mistr3ss's House of Pain members to rate everything I have on here a "1", send harassing/rude/hateful/threatening messages, and it's just been a complete nightmare. We made peace that lasted a few days but she's up to her psychopathic harassment again and even has added fuStalking to the list of her abilities (I'm assuming she has at least one fake account as my friend and I really don't want to get paranoid and delete every single one of y'all just because she's literally insane.) Anyways, I think it's time for me to stop taking her shit and start dishing it out. I humbly come beginning
Bloopers
Blood
BLOOD A Kiss I Am Cold Close Your Eyes Give Me Your Soul For... Your BLOOD For... The Heat For... Your Heart For... The Beat Shades Of Warmth Become A Junkie's Bonfire Fix And The Heart It Clings Like Death To Taste Your Neck My Heart Is An Angry Fist That Seethes And Rages Against Its Cage Sense Your Heat Hide Thy Glow Black Silk Feast A Burning Rose Turn Away Let Me Go Turn Away From Me Let Me Go Drawn And Chased Through The Maze Crazed Dreams Dreams Of Pain A Kiss I Am Cold Close Your Eyes Give Me Your Soul Drink Your Life From A Glass Drunk On Love Alive At Last Caress Or Razor It's Gone So Fast Caress Or Razor Still It's Gone So Fast I Am Trembling My Hand On The Door It Is My Secret I Can Take This No More Desire You turn me on Your BLOOD my ecstasy Desire Don't try to run Your pain my fantasy The pain, the fear Your hell is here Your grave, my dear Your death is near Desire ..... Suck On This!!!
The Bloody Blog
Now Available for Pre-Order! Who Wants Some of Wrath's Sloppy Seconds? Who wouldn't? Each year at the World Horror Convention, the most anticipated event is the Gross-Out Contest, where authors stand up in front of everyone and deliver some of the most disturbing, gut-wrenching tales anyone has ever heard. Wrath James White's stories are among the best of them. Now, we present his stories for the first time in print - uncut. Here are his four stories from previous years, as well as his entry for the 2008 WHC. But there's more! We have a bonus story that is "one of the most grotesque and horrific murder/rape/revenge stories I have ever written." Mark McLaughlin provided the cover art in addition to a hilarious introduction. Approximately 35 pages 6 X 9 Chapbook http://www.skullvines.com/main/page_bookstore.html
Blood Thirsty Hooligans
Blood On The Mat
here is our north-south to that which you will stop. here are our strikes– no knockouts – shoot and mount. here is our cut perfectly contained for you. we hold guard cradled clinch. our takedown hurts your sprawl. Yet you stand-up. while we ground and pound. here is our submission – your slam.
Blood Tie
this is an awesome book written by my friend Stephanie i was given the privilege of reading it as it was being written. Click the banner below to check it out. Check out her blog to read the first chapter
"blood, Sweat, And Tears"
Each drop of blood that hits the ground, strengthens his reserve. Every time a drop falls, he pushes harder. No time or point in stopping. His partner won't stop, so neither will he. His blood goes into this sport he loves, his pain along with it. The sweat is enveloping him. All of his clothes stained and weighed down with it. His whole body's wet, and warm, his breaths are shallow and rushed. Each new drip that goes down his face, brings him closer to his goal. Each drip is added together to make his weight. No time or point in stopping. His partner won't stop, so neither will he. Sweat is a part of this sport, and a part of him. His tears slowly roll, down his face onto the mat. As he looks his opponent in the face, both bleeding, sweating, and ready to drop. Neither had given up, it was a fight until the end. He looks up to his parents in the crowd, sitting where he knew they would be. He looks to the fans, the coaches, and his team mates. A tear
Blood On The Moon
Blood on the moon and on your hands, Trouble on its way tonight, A party, a kiss, a broken dream, What a lovely, lonely night. Lovers intertwined, a sickening view, The calm before the storm breaks, My hands trace me swollen lips, And then my whole body shakes. I walk with my shadow, hand in hand I feel the darkness ease my pain, I hear echoes of your laughter, How quickly love makes you insane. Are you watching this moon too? As she lies on your bed? Funny how when you close your eyes, It's me you see instead. Friendships shouldn't be broken, Love should last above all, But what if the one that trips you, Only watches you fall? I walk alone amongst lovers, A freak amongst the rest, Am I damaged enough for you now? Did I pass the test? When you finally miss me, I hope you've memorized my face, It's your turn to reach out to me, And feel only empty space. Blood on the moon and on your hands, Trouble on its way tonight, I sit alone, small, tain
Blood
Blood drips from my finger's tips, as an ice cold breath leaves my lips. Stiffness has crepe into my joints, my mind is dull and without resolve. Life has no meaning without Death, and death is just an open doorway. To step inside is only the beginning, what awaits is not for the living to know. I have looked into that door, and have seen what is to come. Fear of the unknown, is only for those who do not know. Come walk with me inside this show, take my hand if you still fear. For death is only a beginning, not the eternal end. Come lay your worries upon my shoulder, and walk with me and be a little bolder. For life in this world is nothing but cold, and I weep for all my children, as I grow old
Blood, Revisited
Blood drips from my finger's tips, as an ice cold breath leaves my lips. Stiffness has crepe into my joints, my mind is dull and without resolve. Life has no meaning without Death, and death is just an open doorway. To step inside is only the beginning, what awaits is not for the living to know. I have looked into that door, and have seen what is to come. Fear of the unknown, is only for those who do not know. Come walk with me inside this show, take my hand if you still fear. For death is only a beginning, not the eternal end. Come lay your worries upon my shoulder, and walk with me and be a little bolder. For life in this world is nothing but cold, and I weep for all my children, as I grow old. A poem for my love I will never see. Those with power have broken my spirit. Depression takes on many forms. I am so depressed now. I don't know what to do. My business is going great but my love life sucks. Without love is life worth living. A question to ponder, while wr
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I WANNA BE OWNED BY A BBW GODDESS
The Blood
Blood Sweat And Tears
  Surrounded by four walls. The smelling of burning flesh is choking them. The smoke and dust is blinding them. Where are they? What will happen?   A day going by and nothing but more torture happens. Beating until skin has gone black, Not eating anything. New friends and family members disappearing as each few hours passed. Go finally for a shower and to never return.   Weeks have passed and feeling very lucky. Bodies turning into skeletons; seeing every bone and muscle, Trying to rip through passed the skin. No longer hungry, No longer tired. Just the happiness of living is all they need.   Months have passed. Only one is left, that came in the beginning. Happiness is gone. Sadness never came. Numbness is filling their soul. Burning flesh and ash is comforting. The wanting of a shower becomes more desperate.   Time has passed, How much is irrelevant. Pleading for a shower to end this madness. They accepted and dragged him in with the others.   D
Blood Of The Night
Blood Milk Sky
Whether to be agreat cagey perfumedbeastdying under thesweet patronageof Kings& exist like luxuriantflowers beneath theemblems of theirStrange empireor by mere insouciantfaithslap them, call their cardsspit on fate & cast hellto flames in usuryby dying, noblywe could exist likeinnocent trollspropogate our revels& give the finger to thegods in our privatebedroomslet's rather, maybe,perhaps,get fucking out inthe open, & byswelling, jubilantlyMagnificently, end them. Jim Morrison "Blood, Milk, And Sky" The siren sings a Lonely song of all the Wants and hungers The lust of love a brute Desire - the ledge of life Goes under - Divide the Dream into the fleshKaleidoscope and -Candle eyes - Empty Winds scrape on the Soul - but never stop To realize -Animal whisperingsIntoxicate the nightHypnotize the deperateSlow motion light - Wash Away into the rainBlood, milk and skyHollow moons illuminateAnd beauty never diesRunning wild running blindI breathe the body deep1,000 years beside myselfI do
Bloodlust's Blog
Disclaimer: Wrote this poem today at the library, had to get a lot off of my head. Your mind fills up with your delusions And your body aches with painful contusions I attempt sincerely to tell you the truth For it is your belligerent manner I try to soothe I long to stare into your vampiric eyes For they have me physically tantalized It is said that the eyes are the windows to the soul Gazing into yours makes me feel whole I cannot deny the lustful feelings I have towards you But it serves me no purpose when you don't feel them, too When it feels that my love is not reciprocated My heavy heart feels completely annihilated So many thoughts, a total juxtaposition When you say you feel the same, I blame inebriation I know how much alcohol is swishing in your veins I want to slow you down, but I can't find the reins I have dreamt of this one moment for so long But now that it's here, it feels completely wrong You must know my feelings, deep inside These are the feeling
Blood Drained
my warm blood drained from my body as he sunk his teeth into my silk flesh,i felt so alive, as if i could fly the full moon shined brightly into his dark eyes. a drop of blood dripped from his lips and he smiled gently as life surged through me. he rescued me from the heavens above and lead me to the portal to hell, he said be my significant other my sweet dark angel of mine we will go far with sweet devotion and time. i would love to cuddle with you on the mist of the night dew, no one makes me feel the way you do, i will watch over you as you sleep calling out your name, cloaked in darkness and despair their life, an ageless affair they wait. destiny on pause, hunting for you, sharpening their claws, their teeth, sharp pointed, their eyes glarring, their mouth silent. you read their kindness, of their love and despair, while they will hunt you,laughing , you never knew that they were there, watching through the windows, as your obsession grows, of love and mystery.
Bloodberry Jam
Blooming
the un-thought of buried a seed,
Blood Hou D Dogs
Somthing happend on the way to heaven Bad touch Bad touch
2 B Loved By You
let me know what you think i posted some on /axl rose/kiss/metallica/ac~dc/grateful dead/system of a down/ i hope you like them is to make new friend's on here so please bear with me
Blow Up Doll
Blowme
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Blowjobs
Let me first start by saying that the main reason I love giving head is b/c: 1.) I know I'm good at it & 2.) I love pleasing my man. With that said, let me say that I have always been a natural at it. The first guy I ever gave head told me I was the best he'd ever had. However when I first started (when I was 13) I used to hate doin it. I did it when my man asked me to, but only to make him happy. Since that time, I have grown up a lot. I must say that, although I was great when I first started, I am even better now, and here's what made the difference. B/c I hated doin it in the beginning, I used to try to hurry up and make him cum so I could be done. Now I don't know what made me go from hating it to loving it, but I do know that when you enjoy giving your man head, it's going to be better for him. Now that I enjoy it...I don't try to rush thru it..I take my time..taste every inch of it..look into his eyes and make sure he is watching me enjoy that dick. I prolong this a
Blowing Off Steam.......
Ok, I have already blogged MySpace about this. I don't want to offend anyone here but just hear me out. I am a member of both MySpace and of The LC and I am very happy with both. I have certain family members that are not nearly old enough to join LC yet, and live out of state that is how I keep in contact. And other older people who are quite frankly offended by nude pics and such so have no interest in joining. I know that MySpace is slow and is not as much fun as LC but it is alot more private for my family and personal friends. I'm not trying to piss anyone off or offend anyone this is just my personal opinion and I will not take any offence to any comments left here. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Blowing Kisses
Blowing Kisses Sitting here on a sandy shore Watching as the seagulls soar I blow kisses in the wind I watch them slowly as they descend I look out into the sea Wondering when you'll be with me I sit alone on this beach You are just so far out of reach I want to kiss you, oh so much I long to let you feel my touch The sky is painted with oranges and pinks I watch the sun as it sinks. Beneath the sea the sun's light melts away Taking what's left of the day As the darkness creeps over the sand I gently raise my hand One last time I place it to my lips I blow the kiss from my fingertips As the night finally is set all around I lift myself from the ground I whisper I love you with all my heart I await the day we are no longer apart.
Blow My Brains Out
Blow Job That Change America
The Blow Job that Changed America by John Bredin (12/13/06) They ought to have a conference on it. America eight years after "that" blow job, given to president Clinton by "that" woman: the one he theatrically denied having sex with in one of the greatest TV moments of all time (finger crooked) -- in my opinion right up there with Elvis shaking his booty on the Ed Sullivan Show. They should invite philosophers, sexologists, historians, and psychologists -- and Bill Clinton too, if he wants to come -- for a panel discussion to plumb fresh meaning and insights, now that sufficient time has passed to allow for reflection, on this most profoundly earthshaking (and American) of all blow jobs. Ah, the miracle that it even happened! Contrary to right wing scolds, those dour descendents of the Puritans whose idea of fun was to grab some marshmallows and roast a frisky woman alive at the stake, desire is -- like duh -- a positive thing. Because we only live once, we're limited to a
Blow Yourself
Blow Job Revenge......
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one second the sha
Blowin Kill
EVERY DAY I WAKE UP N BLOW KILL, I GET HIGH AND WIT MY CUZINS N CHILL. IM NOT EVEN TAKING PILLS, BUT IM STEADY DOING DRILLS. ALEX CANTU IS MY NAME, STAKIN PAPER IS MY GAME. DONT FUCK WIT ME CUZ, ILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FAME.
Blow The Dust Off...
So in my manic attempts to be a fun and winsome step mom I signed onto the committee for the children's Santa Ball Luncheon @ work. Planning and plotting begin- wicked crazy fun cool stuff in bloom. Costumes purchased. I laugh (suckers!) Am drawn to Gingerbread man full body foam-y suit with the primary desire to scream giggling "Not my gumdrop buttons" & "You monster!". Was rebuffed in that eerie Jedi way by the panel of uber mom. (Jedi being that it takes about 4 hours to go- "Oh man- that's my dick in the dirt"...) Minutes of meeting come out and to my horror and dismay realize that I was elected Santa's special helper elf. Ummmm ok. I'm 6'0", and amazon with an array of tattoo's and funky dyed black hair. Why me? Tonya claims irony. Jen claims Sadism. I'll be Elf-zilla, if only for the curly toed belled shoes that tinkle jingle ring as I walk. Oddly it seems that I have convinced a vast majority of the Polish mafia to bring their lil' people with the lure of Lizzzylock elfzilla & c
Blown Away Lol
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Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE (BY A FEMALE) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10
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Blowjobs
Guys we need to have a little respect for our ladys and girlfriends. When they are happy we are happy. Please read the following with an open mind. And try to look at it from their point of view.... Blowjob Etiquette 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extensio
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Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair fr
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Bls & Doom Crew ~ Faqs!!
From the Mother Chapter... Hey all You Berserker's & Berserkettes!! I would like to take a moment to just to answer a few questions that I get pretty often... I know that there are some old school BLS rockers out there... along with our newest S.D.M.F.'s who may still have a few questions about ZAKK, BLS, COLORS, PATCHES, THE DOOM CREW INC, CHAPTERS... etc. That's Beyond Cool! I get FIRED UP when interest and love is shown for ZAKK & BLS... from all You S.D.M.F. Veterans who have been in the Trenches at all the shows and tours... Picked up the CD and DVD's the day they came out... Have more BLACK & WHITE (BLS) t-shirts than anything else in your closet... Stood in lines to get to meet ZAKK, CRAIG, NICK, and J.D. Beyond Forever!! Thanks for Your True Support! You All are Truly Bad Ass!! But I have just as much Passion for All you New S.D.M.F.'s who get turned on to BLS from a Friend or Family member... or You just happen to have the upmost purest taste in 100[R>Whoop
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The Blue Bell, Asfordby. By Robert Stevenson.
well, don't know much about this one, but. it was a coaching in meny years ago, I know they Written about it in the doom's day book of 1066, 940 year's ago. that's when it got turned into a pub. they write about it being around 400 years b4 that. that is the oldest building in Asfordby. over all it's roughly 1340 years old, that's why it's a dodgy shaped building.
Blue
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
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Blue Dragoness's World
I've been having this feeling completely alone, yet in some ways I cherish my own time not having to share it. I share many things with my friends which those I have are amazing. Yet, I can't help but have this empty feeling inside. I fear its comming soon, my destruction. I have pleadged my love for a final time. With all I have held dear in my heart, from the time I was young until now, makes me wonder why is it I still look upon them with inncent eyes. I look out upon the world a lil differently I feel like the prey anymore and they await to leap. All I truly desire is to find that one true connection. Some call it a soul mate, some call it love... all I know is my life somehow will always seem incomplete cause for what I desire may no longer exsist. I hold many dreams in this life and I wish to be strong and independant. Yet I would also love having that one person there to hold me when in need. That one who can bring a smile to my face when the wor
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Blue Eyes!!!!
you know this is fore you!!!!! you know who im talkin bout !!!!! Music Video:BEHIND BLUE EYES (by Limp Bizkit)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
The Blue Otter Doodle
I dreamt in black and white sketches Tumbling thoughts, penciled in faces flicker in my minds eye Speckles of laughter fell from the captions on the misty pages of the glancing moment A glimmer of you in the pen and ink The moment the words fell from the wound that bled this night onto me I dreamt in black and white sketches Black and white dreams of you filled my night One falling into another, stumbling slumber swept me away To a black and white night With you.
Blue Eyes!!!!!
Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days. -Green Eyes- Sex Addicts!!!People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another.People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this- -Hazel eyes- People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the most unusual relati
Blue's Clues
Married, single or in a relationship, the stuff we often take for granted is just what we should be grateful for! Food, shelter, health, love, family, friends… As a general rule, no matter how bad things may sometimes seem, we’ve all got a lot for which to be thankful. Here are some of the seemingly small things many women take for granted: Freedom: and I don’t mean this in the political sense we’re always hearing about on the news. Whether you’re single or in a relationship, you have power over the decisions you make. Sometimes they’re harder than others, but the simple truth is that you create your own reality by the choices you make. So if you’re single, choose to make the most of your time with yourself – don’t sit around waiting for a man to complete you – complete yourself and a man to compliment you will come. And if you’re involved, remember who you are independent of your partner. The best way to have a healthy, happy relationship is to be two indi
Blue's Thoughts
I don't wanna see your face I don't wanna hear your name I don't wanna thing Just stay away baby Don't wanna know if you're alright Or what you're doin' with your life Don't wanna hear that you'll stay in touch maybe I'll get just fine So if you're goin' then darlin' goodbye, goodbye Don't call me in the middle of the night no more Don't expect me to be there Don't think that it will be the way it was before I'm not over you yet And I don't think I care And I don't want to be your friend I'll forget we ever met I'll forget I ever let Ever let you into this heart of mine baby You just gotta let me be You gotta keep away from me 'cause all I want to be is just free of you baby Don't you come around And say you still care about me Go now, go now Don't call me in the middle of the night... You take it casually, and that's what's killing me I'll get by just fine So if you're goin' then darlin' goodbye, goodbye Don't call me in the middle of the night
Blue'e Blog
WELL LADIES,BLUE IS IN THE HOUSE,AND HE I LOOKIN FOR THOSE FREAK'S IN THE SHEET'S.I JUST DON'T WANT TO FUCK!I AM KOOL LIKE THAT AND JUST LETTIN YOU FEMALE'S KNO,NOT A STRING ATTACHED,JUST THE G-ONE THAT I LIKE LICKIN KITTY KAT'S.AND IF YOU NEED HELP WITH IT LET ME KNO,K.DICK ISN'T BAD EITHER,CUM FIND OUT!AND FUCK ALL HATER'S,WHINER'S AND FAKER'S! LOVE YA THE BLUE ONE!
Blue Eyes
|B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S| -People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| -Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most beautiful. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the oppossite. *H . A . Z . E . l*. *E . Y . E . S* -People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chi
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i just thought i would say hi to everyone and say that i'm new to this site and i would like to make new friends and meet new people
Blueeyes
hi ladies my name is blueeyes and im looking for that specail someone that is not in to playing games and wont mess with my head im not in to that so if any of you out are looking for the same thing there hit me up and lets get to know eachother
Blue Wolf's Poetry,motivational Messages
Show The World Your Status As A Fellow Poet ! 2007 AWARDS RECEIVED And That's Not All! Sincerely, Nigel Hillary Publisher, Poetry Division - Noble House U.K. Today.. we salute you, Mr. Fubar Bouncer Guy(Mr. Fubar Bouncer Guy)Ever so diligently, you patrol the internet looking for ways to make everyones life a living hell(Should have been a highschool gym coach)With muscles bigger than beach balls and a blatant, cold-blooded attitude, you really know how to put the 'FU' in FUBAR.(Contests are so lame)Should you pop up once? twice? Or perhaps ten times in a row. Who needs friends, fans, rates, and comments anyway.(Rate me baby!) So crack open an ice cold Budlight, oh connoisseur of the CAPTCHAAnd know that as long as you keep doing your job, we'll keep hating your guts.(Mr. Fubar Bouncer Guy)
Bluetooth??
So I got this blue tooth thing or is it bluetooth when i talk on it i know it looks like i'm talkin to myself , I'm ok with that my problem is that I feel like i'm talkin to myself. There is a little voice whispering in my ear saying things and i talk back to it am i the only one this happens to?
Blue Skied And Clear
I still have to read about the swinging sixties! sighhh. books go back in 8 hours and i have 20 pages of economics to read. funny how none of this relates what so ever to my dissertation. isnt my life just so funny. anyways i hope no one reads this, its just me starting out here. if anyone is reading this i hope you go to bed earlier than me! sleep well Gits
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Blues4kali-a Cult Classic For The End Times
What will Winter Solstice bring in 2012? ...an instant of Karma? ...an ethereal spiral dance of the collective soul? ... cosmic judgment leveled against civilization's expanse? ...destruction of the world as we know it? ...a chance for a new start? ...the rise and the revenge of the Goddess? or simply another day in the life of paranoia? These are the false prophesies that your pastor warned you about! Reality Exchange Program "the South side of time..." Crazy Bear said there'd be days like this. As usual, no one believed him. Now, all I want to know is: where IS that lifeboat, and how DO I ditch this ship of fools, without any of these bliss ninnies noticing that I'm already gone? Captain, my ass. We are equal in this sea of madness. That iceberg is looking awfully big. Amana Mission is on a quest to save the world, and the only problem is, she can't remember why she got involved with such an obvious scam in the first place. Jesus saves. Christ. What a loser. Kali kills
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Bluebird
IM BACK, I LEFT THIS SITE WHEN THEY CHANGED THE FORMAT, BUT THE OTHER DAY I CHECKED IT AFTER 5 MONTH'S AND IT WAS BACK TO NORMAL.MY FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING WERE GONE BUT I WILL TRY IT AGAIN. I HAD SOME OF THE COOLEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD HERE. WELL IM FUCKING BACK.
Blueangelmomma
My Loving brother...Rest in Peace... Robert S. Culver Jr. 2/3/1963 - 2/13/2008 Do you ever wonder why some people are sick and some aren't...I seem to be one of the people who are sick all the time...if it isn't my asthma it's something else...most of this year so far i have been sick...just when i get better with one thing i get sick with another...now i am having to go to Cleveland Clinic to be checked out...I hope ya'll wish me luck and those of you who pray put me on ya prayer list..i sure could use it...Take care everyone and have a safe week!!! It's a wonder how people on here can be so very stupid..I sit and wonder if they just don't have a life or if they think long and hard how to make people just want to smack them...I am married...i have it posted on my profile...i make it no secret...I don't "play" with men on here I don't do anything inappropriate however...some really stupid people assume i still want to..why is that?...People need to put a cork in their heads to fix th
Blue Funk!!!
I just want to apologize to all for pretty much ignoring everyone and not answering comments or messages the past 3 weeks!! As a lot of you know, I had major surgery (back/spinal), and I have some other crap, going on in my life, and between that, the pain, the meds, the fact that i cant ride most of the summer,(!!!), I sunk into a deep depression. I lost all interest in most everything. I not only had nothing to say to my friends here, but pretty much my friends in RL too. I'm sorry. BUT, now I am off all meds, pain is pretty much gone, still hate my brace, but oh well! LOL! As far as the rest, it's still in my life but I am dealing a little better with it. S00000000, I AM BACK!!!! HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
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The Blue Ninja- The Drink.
So back when I was in college, I got the nick name of the Blue Ninja...Here is how. I hung out in this little bar under Speedy's in Morgantown. Thursdays were like $4 pitchers of Blue Kamikazes. I became know as Blue, because I would be doubling down with one pitcher in each hand -- and these were the big, heavy glass beer pitchers. I became well known for drinking hard and sharing my "blues." Then one day, I am in early, and Tony, the bartender, says, "Come, here, I got something for you to try." He makes a BK and then ducks under the bar to add something extra. I drank and it hit me like a ton of bricks. "I am going to name after you, the Blue Ninja, because it is like a Kamikazi, but it sneaks up on you and kicks your ass." THe secret ingredient - 9 shots of Everclear. (nine is a mystical number to the ninja.)
Blue Blog
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirements
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Blue October/ Blizzard
This is a blog from my myspace...but it a good one. I thought I would share.... OMFG..... YEAH I went to see Blue October at the vogue last night in Indy... is you jealous???? ..lol .....It was a journey..... Let me tell you.....  Well I heard Blue October was coming to town.... and I didn't have anyone to go with me..... and I was telling my friend Amber and she was like I will go... so I was like Sweet... so we got our tickets.... and I got a sitter all lined up... and everything was set ... until the night before the show.. the weather man proceeded to tell Indiana that shit loads of the white stuff ( snow) was going to be falling upon us in the afternoon the next day.... and I was like great.... but I prayed and prayed I asked God to hold off until I was back home safe in my bed....but if he couldn't stop it please let us have a safe trip... and I was telling everyone to pray for us.... I work 3rd and I went to bed at 11 and Amber called and woke me up after 2 sometime.
Blue And June
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than one time and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing to fast, and You'll eventually loose someone you love, so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you have never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you will never get back. pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them u
The Blue Lounge!!
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ¢¾DjSexyBiootch¢¾BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar 'DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2
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Blue Ghost
This is so cool... check this video out... What do you think! The blue ghost video in Ohio gas station. Web link to: _http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/11/14/lai.gas.ghost.woio_
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Blue Sky
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Blue Moon
Blue Eyes...
Okay, it seems like I have been plagued by something unusual. Eyes…oh-so-blue…limpid pools of blue…intense…the most intensely blue eyes watching me, following me and my every move. No facial features…just a haziness and those eyes. It was kind of eerie at first. I was kind of freaked out. I lay there in bed for a few minutes until I was completely confounded. Then, I realized whose eyes those were. They were yours…I remembered standing at the bottom of the stairs in my garage and looking up into your face. There…there were those eyes again. It was you. Well, motherfuck! Then I couldn’t stop thinking about it all day long. Dammit, Mike, it’s all your fault! Every color of blue I would see…I would try and compare it to those eyes…you know…the sky is the closest I came to a perfect match. What the Hell?!!!
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Blueeyes
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up agai
Blue Fridays
Blue Fridays. Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing blue every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the 'silent majority' We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or overbearing. Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -- and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that ... every red-blooded American who supports our men and women afar, will wear something blue. By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the United States on every Friday a sea of blue much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, coworkers, friends,
Blue Ribbon
Blue Roses
Blue roses will blossom in the snow, before I ever let you go, Blue roses will grow up to the sky, before I ever make you cry Blue rose given to a woman, Considered sacred from a heart of silent souls, Words spoken, silence was a bond created; Her boldness spurred from a single blue rose; Sacred blue rose hidden, Burns emotions once stirred, Rose blurred by a insecure woman, Lured by his love, now held for him ,from his words of his poems; Silent bond of love fell upon her, Words retrieved from his poem, Fond of what was told; Close to her heart she held what was inside, untold, A token of all she felt, For a man that gave a blue rose and a poem; Tokens of love now broken, Love once spoken with true meaning for a rose, Lost was the closeness so tenderly rendered, driven by a blue rose once given, No memory of what he molded from his heart and soul, Love that slurred emotions of desires within, Love that came from what holds to a blue rose, Hi
The Blue Flame
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The Blue Cat Club
Party On! Get on the Blue Cat's Party Bus Just Fan/Rate/Add all the other Party Peeps, Then Join the Blue Cat Club! ~*~ Click the Cat below, to be transported to the club ~*~ You'll receive in return lots of F/R/A's, Free drinks in the lounge (plus the best Music & Comedy on the Fu), & a custom/personalized Blue Cat Bus Tag After you fulfill the requirements just Private Message LuAngel and You will be added to the next update, Easy Huh? Party On!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Your Hostess ♕ LuAngel ♕Owner of The Blue Cat Club ~*~FuOwned by Tappanit & SilverPixi @ fubar Your Bus Driver
Bluenelda
Everybody thinks i'm crazy, nasty minded, and love to have fun. They would be right. Most of the time I'm a devoted wife, mother, and grandma but I like to let my hair down get comfy in as little clothes as I can get away with and have fun. I hope everyone enjoys chatting with me at badhabits.
Blue Eyes
This HOT Bald Military man is in the Hot Bald Man's calender contest. He needs our help. Please RATE this pic and drop a comment or a few. All help is appreciated. He is off fighting for us so lets show him some luv and help. *****I am also willing to pay for comments**** ****100 comments gets you 10k fubucks***** **** 1 rate gets you 500 fubucks ***** so come on and help :) The host requires you rate, fan and add her before you can rate and comment in this contest. ~*BRØKÊÑ §HÁRЧ ØFJÁÐÊ*~ØWÑÊR ØF §WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ & JÁÐʧ ÐÚÑGÊØÑ@ fubar This bully was bought to you by..... THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!
Blue Cat Radio
Blue Cat Radio is now two lounges strong! Click-a-Pic! Come for the Music & Comedy, Stay for the Friends! Join Both Clubs for the Most Fun!
Blue
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Blue Eyes
Which color eyes are you?__________________________________________________________ Black eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days.__________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad
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Blue Cat Club
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Libra! About Your Sign... Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring. They have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. But they do not tolerate argument from anyone who challenges their opinions, for once they have
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For those of you who knew Hawk and I were expecting... those plans have changed. We went to the doc last week and were told we had lost the baby at some point though there was no actual miscarriage. There was no development and we had to induce a miscarriage. Life sucks right now. I though tIw as doin ok until this afternoon. It has really hit me hard for some reason today. So, for now we are going to appreciate our princesses and love them and spend as much tie showing and telling them that. Just thought I would let ya'll know. One day at a time we shall get through this. Life Sucks
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My lilac point siamese cat Blue passed away almost 2 weeks ago.He was almost 15 years old.Tuesday night at 1145 pm on December 16th....Rest in peace Blue,we all love you and miss you terribly!
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Baby since you've been gone my world has been so wrong. I still can't figer out how i got meself into this mess.With you i didn't try my very best. Sometime I ask myself why I lefted you. Cause without you my world is so dark and blue. Babycakes I miss you so much it hurts. Everything we do nothing seem's to work.baby your all I think about. Our love was ture without a single daout. Baby why can't you see what you have done to me. in my heart you will alway's be.Sometime's I just can't figer out what is love. I love you more then anything in this world form my heart to the haven's above. what esle can I do my heart is so dark and blue without you. I can't sleep at night not one wink. everytime I thimk about you my heart just sink's. I try to fight this feeling I have for you. Everytime I try I just lose.So I just going to say this one more time I wish you were mine. Rose are red I'm just blue why don't you come on home and let our love be ture.
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Well I finally get to go on vacation and I'm getting the chance to go back to see my family in Indiana without having a major reason for going except for just going. Now the interesting thing is that I'm going with my 20 and 16 year old daughters and my grandson who is 1 and my granddaughter who is 10 months. Let me let everyone know that it is apprx. 1700 miles from where I live now back to where I am from. Now here is the kicker I just found out a week ago that my 16 year old is pregnant, but then my 20 year old told me last night that she is pregnant again (and she is split with her husband at the moment). So this could be a very interesting trip. By the time I get to Southern Indiana I will be ready for a stiff drink.
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To be used is never fun, but it happens wether you like it or not. Some times you are the person that is useing someone, maybe with out even relizing it. Most people go out looking for someone to use. They go in knowing what they want and once they get it there done and your left there in the cold. You can always hope for a change but you really know they are just useing you. Why fall for it though? Maybe in a way you are useing them yourself too. Probably not for the same reasons but none the less you are. Its when you come to relize that, thats all it is and nothing more. Knowing and relizing are two different things. Going in knowing its nothing is not as bad, then you relize its nothing and thats when it can hur, but just for the moment its alright, right? Well we all do thing to make our selves feel better, even if it is nothing but an allosion.
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A POEM FOR THE GRIEVING...Do not stand at my grave and weep.I am not there, I do not sleep.I am a thousand winds that blow,I am the diamond glints on snow.I am the sunlight on ripened grain,I am the gentle autumn's rain.When you awaken in the morning's hush,I am the swift uplifting rushof quiet birds in circled flight.I am the stars that shine at night.Do not stand at my grave and cry,I am not there, I did not die... -Anonymous
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I am still learning about this lost cherry thing. It seems pretty cool so far. I am way use to my space. Anyway I just thought I would write a small blog. I want to say thanks to my mom for showing me about lost cherry. Second work sucks right now. It was cool in the start but now I hate it. My friend or ex friend i should say, she asks me to come work with her and then treats me like a piece of shit. I am on the edge of quitting but I am gonna stick it out, i won't let her win or push me out of my job. I love the residents there and i won't leave just because she wants to be a bitch. I work for a health care place and there is nothing better then being there helping people. Anyway that is enough bitching from me. thanks for reading.
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Does it always have to be boaring moving back to a hometown >.< I WANNA PARTY!
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Boaring
So I took today off from work. It was nice cause I needed the break, but I just ended up doing work in my house. Whats the point? I woke up and started laundry then vaccumed my place while I waited for stupid Comcast to get here. Because I didn't want to pay $150 a month for service, I now have only basic channels. it sucks, but I only pay $60 for tv and inet now. I sit here and try to make friends on fubar, talk to coworkers on IM and write a blog (which I have never done cause I hate writing). Can you see that I'm bored today? It's frigin awesome out right now and I should really grab my camera, go for a walk and take photos. I REAALLY HATE WRITING!!!! Till next time John
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Consisting of vocalist Louise Reny and producer Leslie Howe, the duo released three albums and scored ten hits across Canada between 1985 and 1992. One to One evolved out of an Ottawa Valley band called Mainstream, who in the late '70s and early '80s, toured the local circuit performing cover songs. In 1983, Reny and Howe decided to strike out on their own, and after recording a few demos, they signed a two-album deal with Bonaire Records, and flew to West Germany to record. The dance fueled Forward Your Emotions was released in 1985 and became a smash hit across Canada. The singles "There Was A Time" and "Angel in My Pocket" also charted on the Canadian Top 40, the latter which also became a minor hit on the Billboard charts. A third single "Black on White" stalled at number 90 on the Canadian charts. Their 1988 follow-up 1-2-1 was a more guitar-based pop album that also became a smash hit. The hits "Hold Me Now" and "Do You Believe" climbed into the Canadian Top 40. Two more
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Rock Pioneer Bo Diddley Dies at Age 79 Rock pioneer Bo Diddley, famous for square guitar, hat and unique rhythm, dies at age 79 By RON WORD Associated Press Writer JACKSONVILLE, Fla. June 2, 2008 (AP) The Associated Press A founding father of rock 'n' roll dies at the age of 79. Bo Diddley, a founding father of rock 'n' roll whose distinctive "shave and a haircut, two bits" rhythm and innovative guitar effects inspired legions of other musicians, died Monday after months of ill health. He was 79. Diddley died of heart failure at his home in Archer, Fla., spokeswoman Susan Clary said. He had suffered a heart attack in August, three months after suffering a stroke while touring in Iowa. Doctors said the stroke affected his ability to speak, and he had returned to Florida to continue rehabilitation. The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was an inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, had a star on Holly
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Over 20 years out of the game I swore if I ever got back in, it was going to be a wild ride ... As of July 18th I was recruited into the Bodog Battle of the Bands !! Bookmark this link and *** Vote here Daily *** This is huge, Canada, US and Europe, competing for a $1,000,000 contract ... I intend on winning and to that end have begun to assemble a stage show to do the job. And so it begins ... are your in ?? To all Fans, Musicians, Sponsors and Promoters ... Check this blog to see how you can get involved with me on this venture. While this qualifying voting process unfolds, I ponder the wonders of the universe and plan the next phase ... Building a stage show that can win ... and here is where you can get involved If you fit the bill, as per competition rules, drop me a line right away !! Musicians, I can have up to 12 in the band - must be Canadian and have a valid passport Sponsors, We'll need a full compliment of stage gear - get your name involved
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Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take extra time to ensure great hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for on
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I got my dermal anchor today thanks to Daron at Little John's. I love it now that it's in, despite the bruising. But let me tell you. If anyone is thinking about getting one of these done, don't let me deter you, but it hurts like hell. Or at least mine did. They have to go very slowly to work the anchor in and they have to press on it rather hard. I must say, as painful as my rook and industrial were, this hurt even worse. I mean holy shit it hurt. I didn't cry or anything, but I did mutter quite a few curses and was sweating profusely through the whole thing. Now I just have to give it 6 weeks then I can take the healing cap off and replace it with a gem or something. But as I said, please don't let this deter you, as it's a great piercing, and everyone feels pain differently. Tiffany
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okay so i was GOnnA! get my tongue pierced today..actually re-done! n my uncle said "not while ur in my house" and do u want to kno why? "bc its nasty, its disgusting,..its violating to ur body".. wat the hell and a tattoo~ wen im on my own but the funny thing is wen i fisrt moved in they said.."you are an adult.u pay for it.u live with it.u deal with the responsibilities of it"..and yet 3 weeks latr.. no deal! ughh! so unfair..im 21..not 12..n this is wat i deal with for bein honest... geesh!
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Body Change
Ok, so we've all seen the movie "300" and pretty sure if you did the first thing you notice was the Spartan body. What alot of people may have not known is the workout program they went through to get that body. Several variation of that program have come forth and currently being used by several gyms. Some of the Fireman in my town have started to use this program at work, one of which is my uncle and the other is my friend of mine, an MMA fighter, who I used to train with. At first I didn't belive them but it's been a few weeks and I'm starting to see a difference in them, so with that in mind I too am going to start this program. It's based simply on using your own body weight and simple moves that almost everyone can do. It should be intresting to see if anything works for me, but I'll keep a weekly log of my progress and post pics later on throught out the months. Wish me luck!
Body Found Could Be First Atlanta Tornado Death
Workers clearing rubble from the tornado that slammed into downtown Atlanta discovered the body of a man on Saturday who could be the city's first fatality of the storm that hit earlier this month. Workers using a Bobcat to scoop up bricks and debris called police after seeing a hand sticking out of the rubble, said officer James Polite, a spokesman for the Atlanta Police Department. The tornado ripped through the city's downtown March 14, causing extensive damage to Atlanta's core.
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May you be healed,in mind, body,and soul. May you come to know that all healing proceeds from God, and he cares about every part of you. Perhaps the healing will come sooner for your attitude then for your body. Perhaps your mind will experience peace quicker then bones and muscles. But sooner or later, all will be well.
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Body facts It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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