Blonde Joke (if you're a blond, don't take offense, simply substitute "nurse" for where it says "blond")
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidently cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart.
Why Wal-Mart you ask ... ???
Well DUH!
Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!
