Since I love the game of football I just had to do this... It's funny... I hope you enjoy it...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first
football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After
the game, he asked
her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she
replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just
couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well,
they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all
they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm
like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"