LadyLilac's blog: "Blonde Jokes(I'm blonde too)lol"

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy, coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for Indecent Exposure. As he is locking him up, the Sheriff asks him, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road, when this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her, and so I did... We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of hot and sexy and says, "Now go to town, cowboy... And so here I am." Blonde Men do exist.

A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. The blonde drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.

Frogs - $20 A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

Us blondes aren't dumb Not all dumbs are blonde You have such beautiful blonde hair - why in the world did you dye your roots black? If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde I am NOT a dumb blonde! (attached upside down) To entertain a blone look below (top) - To entertain a blonde look above (bottom) Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel (Excuse Me... I have blonde root syndrome) When blondes have more fun, do they know it? BLONDE if you're HONK!! Your village called; they want their blonde back. I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling. I suffer from BRS: Blonde Root Syndrome If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at the blondes! Did you hear about the blonde that tripped over her cordless phone? We got our dumb reputation from the brunettes who dyed their hair. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? What does a blonde say when you blow into her ear? "Thanks for the refill." Blondes aren't dumb!(Attached upsidedown) Blonde jokes are one-liners just so burnettes can understand them If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth! If your not blonde, why do you act like it? What has two brain cells? a pregnant blonde The aliens have arrived and they are eating the skinny blondes first.

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length. Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the Blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here? "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.. "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers.

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the Kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think This place is . An auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of Crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then Spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, Headlights And running boards, you might as well gas up!" FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!