A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your wee-wee?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your wee-wee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his,
Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him
a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin'
and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality
is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next t to him t hen says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'"
and gives a wink.
Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name.
He exclaims, "The name of my wee-wee is 'SECRET.' Now give me a dang
beer."
The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asked, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says:
"Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
