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Great Song!!
Song lyrics | Missy Higgins lyrics i luv this song soo much i had to learn it on the piano, it such a beautiful song!!!!!!
Long Distance Love
FOR NICK....I LOVE YOU Long Distance Love by Panda When it hurts so bad, why does it feel so good? I wish this all made sense, I wish I understood. Not having you here with me is tearing me up inside, but I can't stop thinking about you no matter how hard I try. You know how I feel about you, and I know I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but it's so hard to do when I can't even be next to you. Why does it gotta be so complicated? Loving you feels so right, but at the same time, knowing I can't have you keeps me awake at night. I just want this to be simple, I just want you here with me, to look into your eyes, be held in your arms...then I'd truly be happy. Right now this distance between us is out of our control, but I'm still hoping one day soon, I'll get what I'm wishing for.
Watch This Idiot
Bee-Rett@ fubar This girl has been to mine and several of my friends pages and rated our pics and profiles a "1", so I thought that I would nicely explain to her that that is not the way to make friends on fubar, but she wont let anyone leave a comment for her, which leads me to believe that she knows exactly what she is doing,she hit 8 of my friends that I know of and 6 of my family members so I just thought I would pass this information on
Heres The Deal
pic comments for pic comments rates for rates
Only 10
If you could just give me ten comments! That would be a big help!!
So Im normally working ten to twelve hours a day but since it has rained the last cpl days Ive had some time off............ and HOLY SHIT!!!!!! The number of people Ive seen on here, even friends, begging for attention, points, and even gifts! Its totally gone insane since I remember it better back in the spring. Do you beggars have such low self esteem that you need to resort to beg for CYBER gifts? hell I can even understand points to an extent, but gifts? Does it really make it a gift if you have to beg for it? Im not frustrated by it, just surprised. I will exclude those with the inside jokes among friends as not being beggars, but man, the rest of you need to deal with ur lack of attention issues and get on with life. OK Im done ranting now.
Here It Is I Think
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Without You
Without You" My tears are flowing for you As my mind wonders and heart beats My body is nothing without you And as the wetness of my cheek are beginning to dry And my thoughts weaken and try to forget I feel like nothing without you The beats within my chest were real, Something that no one will ever steal When there is nothing without you But as I try to forget you more and more My body grows weaker and begins to wear Mind floats, rises to react I know I'm nothing without you..
There have been a lot of people since I came onto Fu Bar who claim they are my friends or say they want to be friends. Some will friend you and never come back to your page. Others friend you and then delete you. I thought I had made some friends or those who would be honest with me. But I found out that honesty goes as far as anyone can truly see you in cyberspace. I found out some of these people went off and blocked me and then got upset that I would remove things that no longer mattered to me since I was blocked. So to all those on my friends list who read this and wish to no longer be my friend I understand please just quietly delete me from your friends list and stop fanning me. Those who wish to remain my friend just drop me a little note once in a while to tell me that we are still friends. I do try to return any love shown to me.
You're The One
You're The One" Is it possible That someone like you Could complete me? You're the only one I want The only one I think about The only one I truly love You've treated me wrong sometimes As I've done the same But everyone makes mistakes And your not one of mine Be with me for the rest of time I'll give you my heart And you give me your mind
Waiting For The Kiss
"Waiting For The Kiss" I've never had the chance To kiss your beautiful lips To hold you tight all day To run my fingers through your hair Or talk to you till the sun comes up My mind says this won't be so But my heart knows different Someday I will do these wonderful things And never let you go No matter how long it takes No matter how many tears it makes I will see you Kiss you And hold you Until the end of time
Heres Some Random Stuff About Me
Someone sent this to me and I hate forwarding stuff...I'd love to get this back from some of you on what your answers would be..but if you dont' want biggie. Here's the answers for me if you are interested in knowing more about me :) that goes around about things you have done. I"d love to get some of you filling it out and sending it to me..but you don't have to. Here are some facts about me. Four jobs I have had: 1. Taxidermist 2. Librarian 3. Custom Picture Framer 4. Canon Copier salesman Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. Snatch 2. Lock stock and 2 smokin barrells 3. Swordfish 4. XMen Four places I have lived 1. Alpharetta, GA 2. Detroit, Michigan. 3. REading, PA 4. Baltimore, MD Four shows I like to watch: 1. Big Love 2. The late late show with craig ferguson3. The girls next door 4. Dateline Four places I have been on vacation: 1. Jamiaca 2. Cancun, Mexico 3. Las Vegas, NV 4. Savannah, GA Four of my favorite foods are:
he's in a tattoo contest if you can comment him as much as possible it'll be appreciated smart guy and a fellow mummer
9900 To Level A Leveler
Big Bird
Does anyone really know what kinda bird Big Bird is suppose to be? lol
He Is Different!
He makes me smile even when miles apart. He makes me feel like the only thing on this earth when we talk. He is kind, and sweet, and sincere, and wonderful. He puts all the rest to shame with his kindness. He makes me think of only good. No worries about when the other shoe will drop. No thoughts of when this will go wrong Just the contentment, of us keeps us going. He does not need anyone else Neither do I, I just need his voice once a day. His love I will wait for. As he will wait for mine. I did not think feelings like this could happen for me. I did not think there was anyone out there that thought about me like he does. I want to hold him, and kiss him. And I want to fall so hard head over heals this time. I want to be dizzy with love I want to be lovedrunk, I want him the same way. He'll dance with me, he'll hold me tight i'm sure. He'll be what I need, and I will try to be what he needs day in and day out.
Wont Be On Much Anymore For A While
This week Wensday or Thursday I'll be transfering to a different building an wont be able to get online due to the fact I'm a supervisor to other staff, getting a higher raise. Im happy that I'm getting put in a higher level of the the Bussness, its been almost 6 months since i have been with the company an I'm really excited. The boyfriend issuse is still the same. An thats about it for now I guess... ~Shorty~
Enough Is Enough!
I can't believe that because I left this screename on here and made another account for fun that some of my friends from this account are mad. I made another account for fun and because I did miss Cherry Tap( at the time I left it was still Cherry Tap). I didn't tell anyone because I wanted to have it for fun and didn't really think I would keep it. The longer I was on it I made more and more new friends and slowly some of my friends from this name found me and added me. The majority of them had no problem with why I did what I did. But a few are still upset and feel like they were betrayed for some reason. I have apologized over and over again even though I don't think I did anything wrong and I still get grief for it. I feel like I have been a great friend and a good person, I don't add people for points, if I did that I wouldn't have left this account for so long and not tried to level up. I bomb people when they need me to. I don't get involved with drama and yet I still get ridicu
Never Want You Back (rough Draft)
Here I am alone again Wondering what could have been The tears the pain the cry’s the trust To think it was all a part of lust I trusted you with all I had You spit on me and that’s too bad A good thing to rot away And you had nothing to say A cheat a lie A final goodbye A heartbreak a kiss No longer in a wonderful bliss Goodbye to tears Goodbye to fears I’m done running from the world, from who I am Tired of being shut and hidden Tears of blood haunt me as I sleep Memories of you as I weep… Wilting away with everyday I feel the sharp pain cut thro me When you look at me what do you see A scared little girl holding the world by the hand No nothing goes as planned A girl on the floor holding her knees hoping for a better day A girl on the floor screaming at you please just go away Im tired of this, im tired of you Head spinning in a world of confusion Im done with this illusion Let me be please leave me on the floor Im done w
Those Who Walk Away From You
The People That Walk Away From You When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Don't try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. Hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that "they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us." [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can''t make them stay. Let them go. It doesn't mean that they are a bad person. It just means that their part in the story is over. You've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it''s dead. You've got to know when it's over. You have the gift of good-bye. It's the
im getting sick. i dont like it.
Because You Loved Me
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I just feel sad inside. I try to get close, yet you pulled away. Forget it I said, move on, life's not that long I wont hold on. Loves a senseless waste, my weakest human trait. Play the game.I haven't got time to waste. Such a shame , I wasted your time. Father No pride shown. No time. All I have are the echoing screams, and scars. You left me empty, sad, alone, angry, abandoned. Forget , I wish i could.
Ok I'm Biased
Vote For her cause Shes cute(well, she smells good too lol)
Nsfw Pics
well, my recently former g/f wanted me to take down my cock pics.....she felt it was disrespectful. i said i would take them down if she would quit talking to her ex-b/f who is playing head games with her.....she said that was different. i guess i wasn't that important to her either. shes got a new place to live so she doesn't need me any more, thats my observation anyway. ultimatums never work but compromise does. so as far as i am concerned, i am now single. so ladies, bring it on !!!!!
When The Music's Over
The End
Ok Contest
ok im hopeing i have this right... this is her link rate,fan,add to comment the shit out of me lol ooh i was told if i dont win... well forget wat i was told lol *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar ok i hope this all works but i think this is it and NO cheating...of course we have no cheaters as my friends lol thanks tongue
I Dont Know Anymore...
Well here I go again...wondering what the fuck is wrong with me and men. I dont understand them at all and I get this feeling of uncertantity. Before you say "oh be more confident" I really dont think its that, i tend to come on too strong or try to hard (definite turn off I know) I guess I'm too passionate about finding "mr.right now" I dont even know if that guy exists for me. I wouldn't go lesbian I've dreamed of having a family (yes I know that can happen with another woman but I love men too much to give that dream up)...I guess I'm "too young" to know anything. It just gets so hard and confusing sometimes. I'm lonely.
Speculation And Temptation
Do we push away the things we have for the things that we want? Do we take things we don't want to keep things that we need? Do we give and see ourselves as gods because of it? I am guilty of the second. There is speculation about the first. And I know of someone who I have caught red handed doing the last. Can this person refuse to believe in God yet still build themselves in His image? I am not overly religious or anything. I am not a Bible-thumping anything but sometimes another person's actions can shine a light on the faith I do have. Do you make promises just so someone can believe you and you can have the satisfaction of letting them down? I know many who get off on hurting other people. How tricky they are with their deceit. So masterful. There is no switching in something like that. And karma may come through but perhaps not in a timely fashion. While I may not seek my own vegeance I still want to witness it crashing down on someone who caused me pain before I di
Vh1 Score Contest
Hello all, Phreaky here. I haven't been on in a whyle bekauze I have been pursuin' theze kontestz. One of tha' kompetition traxx have been posted. If U have a moment, and believe I should be heard, go 2 and vote for my trakk. Voting startz 08.27.07... Thingz should be back 2 normal soon... And I'll be bakk to rap with U good folkz... One Luv. My$ta' P
Inspired By Madison!!!
I wonder if you knew, how often my thoughts turn to you. As the darkness covers the night, I hold you ever so tight. I am amazed, to say the least, as my eyes upon your beauty does feast. That your surrender, you gave to me, knowing that your trust would set you free. How tender and fragile, you so appear, But your strength inside holds no fear. For though you submit, it's of your free will For inside, unbroken, your spirt remains strong still.
The Real Beginning
Lonely 4 Too Long.....
What du u du when all ur smiles are just a kover up for the tearz!?! When you act lyke nothingz wrong...but really, deep down...ur heart iz slowly shattering intu a billion pieces of dust...!?! I want tu move on, but how kan i when it feelz lyke everyone iz using me?? I've been alone for almost a year now!.....I miss him...i really du! He doesn't understand just how much i need him! We only randomly get along...right now we're fighting!....He frustratez me so bad! One time he told me that i'd never find neone better than him, n' sumtimez i really let it sink in....i start believing him, but deep down i know that there'z better out there....He'll find me sumday...but what du i du until then? I'm a mutha tu twin boyz...n' i love spending time with my kidz, but the hardest part of my day is laying down each night...AlOnE.....I am hyper & kurr-azie during the day, but once i hit the pillow...thatz when the tearz fall....n' noone knowz it but me..... lost, konfused.....n' just
well everyone im off for the night have fun
Thank You
Down To The Old Pub Instead
I am lookin for some new tattoos. anyone got any ideas? Also lookin for artist that might be interested in tryin to draw a pattern for me. If you know of someone or are interested then please contact me.
I look inside and I feel so small I am never good enough to become what you already are My words evade me this evening. She is everything to me The unrequited dream The song that no one sings The unattainable She's a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real is one more reason The story that builds up inside of me alludes me in the deepest recesses of my mind. Every attempt to find my own words fades by the cover of random useless thought. You're gonna fill her up with sadness You're gonna fill her up with shame You're gonna fill her up with sorrow before she even takes your name ARRRRGGGGGGGG My End
Masters Of Horror And Dvd Giveaway!
HTTP://WWW.CULTCUTSFILMS.COM LATEST FULL LENGTH REVIEWS DARKROOM BORN TO FIGHT FORGOTTEN NOIR VOLUME 1 CULTCUTS CAPSULE REVIEWS DVD AND SIGNED BOOK GIVEAWAY! We haven’t had a contest in a long time, so what better way to start again than a quadruple dose of terror! Black Cab Productions in conjunction with their new DVD release of 3 DEAD GIRLS have offered up three copies of their short film trilogy on DVD and Christopher Alan Broadstone’s novel PUZZLEMAN signed by the author! Rules are simple! You must be 18 to enter due to subject matter (sorry kiddies!) and you must email your entry (one per address as multiple entries will be deleted entirely) by September 4th, 2007. Make sure to include your name, age and mailing address! Just visit us at for more details! LATEST CULT AND HORROR DVD RELEASES! FOR ALL OF THIS WEEK'S DVD CULT AND HORROR RELEASES VISIT OUR SIGHT AT THIS UPDATE BROUGHT TO YOU BY DI
Deep Sh!t
The Marriage Creed So now little man you’ve grown tired of grass L.S.D., Goofballs, Cocaine, and hash And someone pretending to be a true friend Said “I’ll introduce you to miss heroin.” Well honey, before you start fooling with me Just let me inform you of how it will be For I will seduce you and make you my slave I’ve sent men much stronger than you to their graves You think you could never become a disgrace And end up addicted to poppy seed waste So you’ll start inhaling me one afternoon; You’ll take me into your arms very soon And once I have entered deep down in your veins The craving will nearly drive you insane. You’ll need lots of money, as you have been told For darling, I’m much more expensive than gold You’ll swindle your mother and just for a buck You’ll turn into something vile and corrupt You’ll mug and you’ll steal for my narcotic charm And feel contentment when I’m in your arms
The Ghost Rider Speaketh
Hey Everyone come on over and give me a hand. Im just trying to finish my contest up. I only need 3200 more bombs to finish up. Heres the link for you all that don't have it. Thank you everyone who has helped so far. The Ghost Rider is Watching so come on and lend a hand.
Welcome To College Torture Sessions Begin On August 13
Did ya all miss me? But probably didn't notice I was gone huh .. LOL.. no matter. **Frowns** Its been a long hot summer here in the state of California as I start my classes for college. I've been messing around with the Piano lately though, I totally suck at it for now but these classes will be sure to untie my knotted fingers eventually. Also i'm taking Keyboarding and Word Processing so now I surely have to watch the way I type, keep up with my spelling and puncuation.. mmm How do you spell that again? Well no matter, i'm sure someone will come along and correct me **Smiles** Another class I'm taking and not one that I enjoy is Accounting.. **Total Frustration** Math is surely not one of my strong suits but, its required for my AA so I'll just get it out of the way and forget about it later, I'm sure. I can say one thing though at least the Instructor is some Yummy Eyecandy to look at as I Muddle through my days.. What a sexy smile he has and, ladies he's british **YUMMY*
Thanks To All Who Gave Me 11s
Dimples Contest!!!
Last request...last begging from me...last time before I go to bed...*sniffles* Please help with this contest...Please Please Please....What else can I say....but PLEASE COMMENT BOMB ME!!!...LOL Click the link..and bomb away...Please *sniffling*
I Don't Get It!!
People are odd creatures. Curiosity killed the cat and it has nine lives - so why do we need to know so much about a person and what motivates them to act in certain ways? I tell you I need a break, and you want to know why. I tell you because I don't think I'm being fair to you and don't want to be a person who uses people as props in life, and you're confused. i wish I could tell you more, but I'm afraid of hurting your fragile ego, if you were a cat you'd be on your last few lives - just leave things be.
Make A Man Out Of Me
God, grant me the maturity To ignore the things I cannot change; The ego to force the things I can; But not the wisdom to know the difference. God, grant me the absurdity To use really bad pickup lines; The eyes to leer at perky breasts; And the balls to think it’s working. God, grant me the audacity To treat women like luggage; The muscles to push them around; And the class to do it whenever I can. God, grant me the sincerity To lie my way into any girl’s pants; The heart to do it without giving a damn; And the coldness to never call again. God, please…make me a man.
Random Things
Love...when you love someone you can tell but when your IN love everyone else can tell. Ok so theres this thing called retarded-ness well me and my girls we gone PRO! Love is giving someone the power to break your heart but trusting them not to. Save a horse ride a cowboy. We're all the same color when you turn out the light. The truth is you dont know what is going to happen tomorrow. life is a crazy ride, and nothin is guaranteed. -Eminem Live everyday to the fullest!
Dream Theater Drums
Ok so I love Dream Theater, and I love the drums... here is a kid rocking out to some of my favorite songs. ------------------ ------------------ -------------------
What So Bad About Asking Sexual Stuff
what so bad about asking sexual stuff
Jean Has Returned.
Merci for the help you know who. :p He's home. There was some trouble but it's ok now.. I know this isn't very long of a post but it will have to do for now. :p
Zodiac Bedroom Habits
CAPRICORN December 23 - January 20 Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying power - in bed and beyond!! Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to! FAVE POSITION: Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind. BEST SEX TOY: An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy goat. CAPRICORN MALE IN BED Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too. BUT you can definitely
It Is As It Is
"You are who you are No one can change that and certainly not you Just be true to you "
As It Could Have Been
Anytime you want to heal some pain, Or get away from all the rain, Call me up, don't be afraid. Call me up, speak my name. Can I be the one to give, so that you can live? Why should you cry? Cry until you're dry. Not because I say, And then some day, Call me up, and speak my name. Time to pick, time to choose, If you don't pick Love, you lose. To not decide is to decide, If you don't live, you've died. Call me up, and speak my name. Call me up don't be afraid. It's up to you as it's always been, It's your life, my old friend. It's up to you, to use your nerve, Go and get what you deserve. Call me up, and speak my name. Call me up, don't be afraid.
Scottie and I would like to thank Craig for the beautiful wedding he performed for us. I also want to thank My sister Dangerous for being there. Love yahs! And I also thank Fae and WhiskeyRiver and those who attended. We are happy to have you all as part of our family! As the ceremony was wonderful so were the wonderful words that Craig wrote for us for the speech and prayer.... Lots of fu-love to Craig!! 'Good evening and welcome to the ceremony that will unite Scott and Fu-Scotties Sweet N Sassy in Fubar marriage. We gather here today to celebrate their union, and to honor their commitment to not just gazing at one another, but to looking outward together in the same direction. Today Scott and Fu-Scotties Sweet N Sassy proclaime thier love to the Fubar world, and we rejoice with and for them.' 'In marriage, we give ourselves freely and generously into the hands of the one we love, and in doing so, each of us receives the love and trust of the other as our most precious gif
Just Some Thoughts
I get to move in to my apartment in a few days, well that is after I clean it up some. I know I am driving my mom crazy and my dad too. I will be happy to be out on my own again and stuff. It feels like I can start fresh and new again. And I am still fighting with telling my family my choice. A select few know already, and then others have told me, how could they not figure it out. I can see their point. But I don't know how to do it, or if I should. I mean do I wait till I meet that nice girl and then do it, or prepare them now for that. I just feel so confused right now about all of this. I don't know who I am any more you know. Have you ever felt lost in your own mind? And I know that this is who I am. There is no doubt in my mind about that. I just don't know how to come out and tell people, or even where to meet people, or anything like that. I feel like I don't know how to be who I am. Its driving me crazy. I mean most the people I tell are cool with it, but wh
Okay Guys... Wtf.....
I've helped people level before.... I've taken time out of my busy day and schedule to comment bomb people, or throw rates people's way... what the hell guys... where's the freakin help when I freakin need it?
Sun Rise
i saw this sun rise that i just cant shack.. i mean it still makes me cry.. to see such a sun rise like that.. i mean here i was driving over the same bridge that i take to get to work.. an for some time my morning thoughts are of my life and how i just wish i could have one thing go my way.. or I'm thinking about the arms i just got away from.. this morning i was not in those arms.. yea it sucked.. there very nice arms.. :) but i have been trying to see what road i need to take.. i have felt so scared lately.. worried about how am i going to do all this.. I'm a single mom.. of two little boyz.. i have a job that takes up my life.. i feel I'm failing as a mom.. an its making my work fail too.. i hear ppl talk about how I'm messing up my kids life cause of the choices i have been making.. my oldest wants his father back.. wants that happy home life again.. yet i don't think i will be able to give him that.. his dad is never around.. so that leave me.. yet i know that he needs a man in h
It's been a few days, but that was intentional. I wanted to get the feel of living with her again. I can hardly say things are great, but they are far from bad. It's strange after all the fighting and drama we have managed to stay very civil to one another. I guess after the first night, I realized that as much anguish as she put me through she honestly regretted it. She hasn't come out and said those exact words, but her demeanor towards me has changed. I want to talk to her about some things but I don't want to break the peace. I want to ask her why. I want to ask her if it was worth it? I want to ask her if she still doubts that I loved her or still do. I don't want her to think I am trying to say "I told you so.", I just want to know the answers to those questions. I know it sounds like she is a horrible person from what she has done, but she isn't. She is one of the most wonderful people I have ever met. She is really a good person with a big heart, I think she just got
Being A Emt
Lights Are Flashing, Sirens Are Wailing My Adrenaline Starts Pumping, My Heart Starts Thumping I Can Only Pray God Will Give Me The Strength To Go To Such Great Length I Hope I Am Trained For What This Call Could Be, After All I'm Just An EMT And Just When I Think I've Saw It All, I Have Some Of My Biggest Falls Like The Baby That Was Born Only To Die Moments Later. I Witnessed The 14 Year Old Mother Mourn Like The 102 Year Old Man In Cardiac Arrest, Did CPR Like Practicing For A Test He Was Down Too Long, Did It For His Wife Who Thought It Wasn't His Time To Go Why Am I Doing This? Surely Not Because Of The Bad I Witness I Can Make A Difference, A Change In Someone's Life, But Their Has To Be An Exchange You Can't Save Them All When God's Angels Get A Call They Have To Go, Everyone Has A Time You Know As Long As You Do All You Can And Realize Your Not A Miracle Man
To My Fellow Brother If I Fall
Brother when you weep for me Remember that it was meant to be Lay me down and when you leave Remember I'll be at your sleeve In every dark and choking hall I'll be there as you slowly crawl On every roof in driving snow I'll hold your coat and you will know In cellars hot with searing heat At windows where a gate you meet In closets where young children hide You know I'll be there at your side The house from which I now respond Is overstaffed with heroes gone Men who answered one last bell Did the job and did it well As firemen we understand That death's a card dealt in our hand A card we hope we never play But one we hold there anyway That card is something we ignore As we crawl across a weakened floor For we know that we're the only prayer For anyone that might be there So remember as you wipe your tears The joy I knew throughout the years As I did the job I loved to do I pray that thought will see you through.
Laugh For August 21
Street Light Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a street-light, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help. "What is it you have lost?" he asked. "My watch," replied the drunk. "It fell off when I tripped over the pavement." The passer-by joined in the search but after a quarter of an hour, there was still no sign of the watch. "Where exactly did you trip?" asked the passer-by. "About half a block up the street," replied the drunk. "Then why are you looking for your watch here if you lost it half a block up the street?" The drunk said: "Because the light's a lot better here."
Quote For August 21
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend. -- Albert Camus Bonus Quote: If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -- Sir James M. Barrie
When God Made Ems Providers...
When God Made EMS Providers... When the Lord made EMTs and Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? An EMS provider has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle their uniform." "They have to be able to lift 3 times their own weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as they are doing CPR on a baby they know will never breathe again." "They have to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals. And they have to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the
Hot Barbecued Chicken - Pasta Salad
2 1/2-3 lb. chicken quarters 2 pkg. Italian dressing mix Oil as directed on packages Lemon or vinegar as directed on packages 1/2 lb. pasta 1/2 c. chopped onion 1/2 c. chopped celery 1/3 c. chopped green pepper 1/2 c. grated carrot 1/4 c. fresh, chopped parsley 1 tsp. oregano Wash chicken, put in flat pan. Prepare salad dressing as directed on package. Pour over chicken. Let marinate overnight in refrigerator, turning pieces occasionally. Grill chicken on barbecue or broil in oven, brushing occasionally with marinade. When chicken is cooked, boil water in medium pan. Cook pasta until tender but not mushy. Drain. Heat marinade from chicken to boiling. Add onions, celery, green pepper and carrot. Saute for 2 minutes. Add parsley and oregano. Pour over cooked pasta. Stir lightly until blended. Pile onto large platter. Place grilled chicken pieces on top of pasta. Serve immediately. Makes 6-8 servings. Note: This salad is good cold too! Remove leftover chicken from bones
is it a good thing or a bad thing to want ur self to die jus to c what wood happen and how peppel wood react to it
Sad Story
One of the saddest stories I have ever read!!! Brought tears to my eye's. Please don't be like this lady and realize too late what a great animal the dog is.... "Ugly" Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident stray dog. Ugly loved three things in this world fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly. To start with, she had only one eye, and where the other should have been was a gaping hole. She was also missing her ear on the same side, her left foot has appeared to have been badly broken at one time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making her look like she was always turning the corner. Her tail has long been lost, leaving only the smallest stub, which she would constantly jerk and tw
Death, departure, walk away, walk out Should I or should I not pout Family and friends Lovers and one-night stands I have loved, lost and lived How do I trust, how do I love again I should move on, it's all in my past But my pain remains, continues and lasts This pain lingers in my heart, mind and soul Damn it - why is this world so cold How can I have faith in God and family When people I love are taken from me Where can I find true and loyal friends I'm sick of the lies, fights and revenge Hurt continuously, hurt at a young age How do I love again with all of my rage How do I get past all of this, show me a sign So I can leave my sadness, pain and crying behind
Another Poem I Wrote
The eyes are the windows to the soul As like the water is the main source of life Love is a four letter word But the feeling is so much more The wind blows and the birds sing Sunshine covers darkness And darkness covers sunshine Live the life you have for there is only one So i say my poem and my word here is done.
If These Walls Could Talk
If these walls could talk, you'd know my body is dead, my mind has been taken over, that's why I am so scared, I can't control it, anger is making me blind, I've been left here on my own chained to a hate of some kind. If these walls could talk. If these walls could talk, you'd know about my fears, about all those nights I screamed for help, about all my fallen tears. You'd know about the demons haunting me at night, you'd be able to help me keep my fire alight, if these walls could talk. If these walls could talk they would say that it's all right, God sends His angels to look over me at night. They'd encourage me, say though I am alone it doesn't mean Im on my own. He watches me, from above and showers me with all His love, if only these walls could talk.
Untitled Poem
With mixed emotions of love and hate. becomes one symbol of heart and triangle. The heart may be strong but at times it will break. my mind so weak and mentally broken. Fearing thats the tears will start to fall again. My mind racing through various obsticles. At the end it crashes and the tears start flowing. As I close my eyes my world becomes dark. Then the candles blew and then dissapeared. The windows open and he appeared. Saying dont be afraid.
A Poem I Made For A Friend
Some roads in life seem bright and straight but don`t they all circumnavigate paths that promise delight and mirth sometimes you overrate their worth fluffy clouds deceive and rain a lily`s pink wings so cruelly slain just by the touch of a callous hand that hurts (and you know I understand) don`t see this world as cruel, though for all your grief shall flee tomorrow under clouds of gray and tears of woe have faith, your petals shall re-grow your smile brightens up the soft light it strikes your face and sparkles bright and with those glimmers, God even stud the pink lily`s life with a special bud people shall come and people shall go but this bud will always, beside you grow if the nights are cold and you feel colder I`ll light a fire and be your shoulder sometimes the rain will veil the sun but we know getting wet is buckets of fun I`ll be right there, if you ever feel blue to listen to you moan `all because of you.` I know you`re sad now, it`s a steep c
Live Life To The Fullest
Live life to the fullest, Because you only have one chance, Don't do anything you'll regret, Because you could be gone in a glance. When I die I want to be remembered, As the one who brought people joy, The one that showed compassion, And not just remembered as "that boy". Life is like a long road, Full of twists and turns, With lots of stops on the way, And one gets what one earns. When I die I hope to go to Heaven, And meet the Lord, Jesus Christ, That's why I don't want to live my life wrong, Or my chances will be sliced. It's not to late to ask for forgiveness, If you've sinned before, Because Jesus loves you so much, And he'll open up a whole new door. So remember this advice, When you go through your long journey, Don't try to be better than others, Because it's not a tourney. You could be gone in an instant, So why take the chance, Just ask for God to come in your heart, And your life will enhance.
Live Life To The Fullest
Live life to the fullest, Because you only have one chance, Don't do anything you'll regret, Because you could be gone in a glance. When I die I want to be remembered, As the one who brought people joy, The one that showed compassion, And not just remembered as "that boy". Life is like a long road, Full of twists and turns, With lots of stops on the way, And one gets what one earns. When I die I hope to go to Heaven, And meet the Lord, Jesus Christ, That's why I don't want to live my life wrong, Or my chances will be sliced. It's not to late to ask for forgiveness, If you've sinned before, Because Jesus loves you so much, And he'll open up a whole new door. So remember this advice, When you go through your long journey, Don't try to be better than others, Because it's not a tourney. You could be gone in an instant, So why take the chance, Just ask for God to come in your heart, And your life will enhance.
Thought Of Life
My soul is falling into a bottomless pit To a never-ending place Thoughts of regrets i did in past years Dreams turn to nightmares of my my worst fears Tears and sadness fill my heart Untill it cant take no more And spills out my eyes Like a flowing river of sadness The walls are closing and there is no way out Just the thought of life is what i think about.
What Im Feeling
Tears in my eyes can tell no lies What we feel should never be hidden I sit in depressed not knowing who I am Time heals wounds and my heart shatters into 1000 pieces Tears in my eyes cant tell no lies Noche's contigo abajo del los estrellas siento que estoy in los cielos My tears run gently down my cheeks For every tear represents loss Emotions of different kinds I cry I cry for reasons I dont know why From my heart comes sadness and love Tears in my eyes can tell me no lies Yo lloro por ti como la noche llora por luz Tears in my eyes can tell me no lies Needing someone to talk to like you I thank So I close me eyes and cry to sleep Wishing one day im yours to keep
My Horrorscope For The Day!!!
A good friend brings some news that you've been waiting for -- maybe without realizing it. Your good energy makes the day even more enjoyable, and your social circles are especially appealing.
Silent Killers
Just to Update all who cared these past 2 week have been spent at the bedside of a Great Friend ..but as of 948 Pm tonight He gave up and let the cancers or the treatment finally win...Michael Angus O Rielly has Now Joind the troops In ValHalla and is Now at Peace.. Thanks to all who helped me get thru this.. Be safe all..
ok So, My name's Joy im a singer a little metal band called sinister . Im a pretty go with the flow kinda girl and i love to drink. here's a song im working on right now tell me what you think. LOVE, LUST, OBSESSION?- I let you back in then you left and ran away with my heart it was total theft The taste of you flesh is all that i crave the madness and insanity from it will lead me straight to my grave Denying me day after day I hate you so much but i love you is all i can say If i cant have you then no one else can i'll take what i cant have my wish, is my demand you fucked me over and raped my mind i want your disease all the time My human instincts have now turned canabalistic not caring to be your puppet anymore im sick of your shit So let's turn the tables it's your turn to fall I'll destroy whats left of you heart and mind then watch your skin crawl so i kicked her limp body as i watched her lye in the mud laughing manicaly at th
The Begining..
Here she stands, 10 feet tall on her knees. She is impervious, she is bold like merlot on white carpet. Not easily bleached out or faded. No, not her. She is bold, intelligent, risque. She knows all too well the actions of others, jaded by societies' concepts of liberation-the acts of drinking and drugging rather than freeing one's mind. Jaded, however, she is not. She has loved the greatest love of her life, and like a greasy sausage falling from the countertop, it's dirty and thrown away. She still wants it, hungry for Him. But it is gone. She cries herself to sleep, staring at a popcorn ceiling, making out His face in the dark. At 3 in the morning. At sunrise. She reaches out for Him, fingers touching the empty space. The Witch casts out the Tarot. Decks of divination. She will read what her Lord has in store for her. Ave Satanas!
Orgy??? Or'ly!!!
I Can Do Better
this is the way i feel about the one that broke my heart.. "I Can Do Better" Uh, yeah you can do it I didn't give a damn what you say to me I don't really care what you think of me Cause either way you're gonna think what you believe There's nothing you could say that would hurt me I'm better off without you anyway I thought it would be hard but I'm OK I don't need you if you're gonna be that way Because with me, it's all or nothing I'm sick of this shit, don't deny You're a waste of time I'm sick of this shit, don't ask why [Chorus] I hate you now So go away from me You're gone, so long I can do better, I can do better Hey, hey you I found myself again That's why you're gone I can do better, I can do better You're so full of shit I can't stand the way you act I just can't comprehend I don't think that you can handle it I'm way over, over it I will drink as much lemoncello as I can And I'll do again and again I don't really care what you ha
Dead Jackass
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.................................. ......... Father O'Malley then replied:
What I Really Need Tonight.....
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer Wanna tell you a story, about the house-man blues I come home one Friday, had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job She said that don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent, and out the door I went So I goes to the landlady, I said, "You let me slide?" I'll have the rent for you in a month. next I don't know So said let me slide it on you know people, I notice when I come home in the evening She ain't got nothing nice to say to me, but for five year she was so nice Loh' she was lovy-dovy, I come home one particular evening The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?", I said, "No, can't find no job" Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post" I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" She said "That don't confront m
theres alot to be said about a great many things...mine has to do with love...but before we start this is not the love as in lets get married or bang kind of love...this is a love for another person genuinely because they make you feel better knowing that at the end of the day those smiles of love will be there. but is it fair to have to sacrifice other desires so that you can in fact love? or should the responsibilities be shared between both individuals whoever they may be..idk my whole concept of love and friendship is totally blown i guess...sometimes you feel u have a purpose and other time u just dont feel...its simple really...simply complicated...i put alot of effot into loving someone and they are angry when u desire thier company..but claim to be one of ur greatest comsumes me
Good Morning
Your forehead, close and perfect, I cannot leave unkissed. Your deep and probing eyes are closed, and while you sleep, I've missed. Their color and their brightness, and how they open wide, with wit and charm and knowledge, and such an intense pride. Your warm and sexy body, all snuggled next to me, your curves, your skin, your beating heart, all ecstacy for me. I know I shouldn't wake you, it's early in the day, but darling how I crave you, in every single way. I want to kiss your lips and kiss all there is of you, the soft the firm the yeilding your sweetest morning dew. My lips kiss both your eyelids, a burtterfly so light, you move and sigh inside your sleep, a simple pure delight. Your cheeks aren't round and rosey, they fit your face so well, so kissing them is heaven, my darling, can't you tell? Your lips, now even as you sleep, mold perfectly to mine, their warmth and subtle parting, oh woman, so sublime. I know it's early, yet my tongue, into your little part, I gentl
How Your Page Gets Hacked
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way
For All The Nice Girls
Men complain that they never meet nice girls, girls who are genuinely interested and compelling, who are intelligent and sweet and smart and beautiful; men despair that no good women want to share in their lives, that girls play mindgames, that girls love to keep them hanging. Yet, men, I ask you: were you to meet one of these genuinely interested, thrillingly compelling, interesting and intelligent and sweet and beautiful and smart girls, were you to give her your number and wait for her to call... and if you were to receive a call from her the next day and she, in her truthful, loyal, intelligent and straightforward nice girl fashion, were to tell you that she finds you intriguing and attractive and interesting and worth her time and perhaps material from which she could fashion a boyfriend, would you or would you not immediately call your friends to tell them of the "stalker chick" you'd met the night prior, who called you and wore her heart on her sleeve and told the truth? And wou
About My Meloine
After eating breakfast, my little girl says, "Mommy, will you watch this show with me?" I look at the breakfast dishes in the sink and then at her big blue eyes. "Okay," I say, and we snuggle together on the couch and watch her favorite show. After the show, we put together a puzzle and I head for the kitchen to wash those dirty dishes when the phone rings. "Hi," my friend says, "What have you been doing?" "Well," I say, "watching my little one's favorite show with her and putting together a puzzle." "Oh," she says, "so you're not busy today." No, I think to myself, just busy making memories. After lunch, Melonie says, "Mommy, please play a game with me." Now I am looking at not only the breakfast dishes but also the lunch dishes piled in the sink. But again, I look at those big blue eyes and I remember how special it felt when my mom played games with me when I was a little girl. "Sounds like fun," I answer, "but just one game." We play h
Well..I woke up this morning, hoping I would have gotten a litle more help than I did on this contest.(Thank you for those of you that did help..MUAH..Love you forever!!!) I guess the friends and family that I have are not truly what I expected. I wasn't asking for all the time in the world, but a comment or two would have been nice...:( Or a "hey I don't do those, but good luck" Anyway...what an eye opener..:) If anyone has a change of the pic and comment..thanks
So im sitting in french class right now listening to my teacher online. Interesting I know, anyways Ive got clogging lessons later tonight so I wont be on for long today.
Oh Man ! This Is The Absolute Truth !!!!!
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' > 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' > He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .' > And they say blondes are dumb... > ---------------------------------------------------------- > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, > I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' > The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' > ---------------------------------------------------------- > 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' > 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE! How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. The golden years are really just metallic years, gold in the tooth, silver in your hair, and lead in the rear. Life would be infinitely happier i
To Xaderin
Dear One Who Has My Heart...
Dear One Who Has My Heart, It is in the palm of your hands. Please be careful with my love, for there's not much that it can stand. There's some things i need to tell you; things I think you should know. No matter what, my love for you, will only continue to grow. The love for you that's in my heart, cannot be broken or bent. The beat it takes when you say my name, starts pounding without consent. You mean more to me than anything. I would do anything you asked me to. That's how strong my love is- and all of it's for you!
Today Is Day 1!
i had my last cigarette this morning an now the true test of will power begins please everyone give me some support here thanx huggss
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My Nerdy Reading Goal
Okay, so I can't remember if I mentioned this in my past blogs or not, so if I have and you're tired of it, go ahead and scream at me. Anyway, Last year I set a goal for myself of reading at least 10,000 pages. I set this when I began keeping a log of all the books I read, just for my own amusement. Being the nerd that I am, I made an excel spreadsheet, so it became relatively easy to tally up the total pages and whatnot, and being obsessed with numbers, I set the said goal for myself. (I think this was in March and I'd already gone through 2000 pages so I thought what the hey) In any case, I finished the year with 10,591 total. So I thought for 2007 I should double it, and see if I can get to 20,000 pages....which quickly changed to well, let's see if I can average about 2000 pages a month, or 24,000 for the year. And I was on track for that until about May, when I sorta lost my mind again and never really made much headway. Then I got back into it a month or so ago...finall
A Very Special Poem For A Special Man
JUST like a rose, so precious and rare, is the forever friendship The two of us share. Planted with kindness, it's warmed by the sun of caring and sharing, laughter and fun. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's grounded in trust and nurtured by love, with a sprinkling of grace from god up above ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tears of sadness and joy, like dew, renew this friendship I share with you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And in the heart's garden we find the room to be ourselves to grow and bloom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A blessing of beauty unsurpassed our friendship's a flower that will always last...
Ah Yes. Today!
Can't wait to get out of work:
one of those blah fucking blah days when you know as soon as you wake up you should just go your ass back to bed!!! ..... ohhhh well maybe its not to late to go back now or drown in the tub might be an option....blah blah blah
Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, August 21: The most important lesson life offers is self-acceptance. That means seeing positive attributes along with other sides. Miraculously, your relationship with your sweetie improves as your relationship with yourself does. Holy cow does this hold true??
Bob Dylan And Johnny Cash .. A Bit Blurry, But.....
Heres A Mumm For Ya
does your old man or old lady know you look like a slut on line too get points
Iam So Happy
my life is geting better everyday. the man edge asked me to marry him and i said yes... while be geting married in next mouth.. i just wanted to share my good news with all my fubar friends and family. love you all smooches.. ill still come on fubar off and on and talk with all of you.
I Would Mumm This
but I'd rather blog it. So the anti-war/pro-war rages on heavily to this day. It's in the debates for the nomination elections. It's even on Fubar, and other website communities. Yet most of the people throwing up pictures claiming one side or the other then using that information the picture tells us, is using a "spineless" form of information. That's right, the tried and true tactic of propaganda. Yet, most people don't see it as propaganda but yet fact. It's because propaganda when used properly will make people see it as fact. This was proven in a case where people will believe what they read. Candid Camera proved this in a skit where they put up a sign that said "[this state] Closed," the majority of people stopped and turned around or complained about it. The road was open but yet they stopped because the sign said it was closed. That shows that the best propaganda is written. Now the pictures they use to instill emotion into a certain way. Look at the pictures. The coffin
Best Comeback Ever
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER! Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teac
What is truth? Clearly it is different things to different people. You would think that truth would be a pretty universal concept, but I have found that, that is not the case. Some people have the uncanny ability to talk themselves into a lie becoming a truth. Hypothetically situation: You are chatting with a friend, you haven't known this friend for very long, but you feel things are progressing and you feel there is a possibility of things going in a positive, new direction. (Now here is where, one might be talking yourself into a truth, that is a lie). In the midst of the conversation, you say something like "God oranges are the best fruit." Well your friend disagrees emphatically, they like apples better. You say "okay, that is your opinion, I respect that." A day goes by, and the friend that you had been talking to regularly, suddenly has more important things going on, and suddenly doesn't have the time to even drop you a "hi" anymore. You start to wonder, what the hell is going
For My Detractors
I wish my nickname was anything but: "i'llcallyou,don'tcallme" Does your pillow move during the night... Mine does.. it is constantly tormenting me,,, once I even woke up and thought it was trying to suffocate me... turns out it was just an ex-girlfriend.. boy, was I relieved... telling me I'm ugly isn't exactly news to me... telling me I'm handsome is proof of substance abuse... telling me I'm alright... that's all I ask... no need to push the boundaries... If you think I should change my ways look at how you spend your days look at what you consider your life it's not like I'm asking you to be my wife... If you want me to be sorry for who I am look in the mirror, snap the picture in the cam don't blame me for being happy the way I IS this is my world, you're even lucky I let you VIZ If you think I should cut my hair and shave what difference will it make in the grave I shouldn't have to care what you think it's not my fault all your hair has fallen
Q & A
Q- What does a redneck chick do after sucking a cock? A- Spits out the feathers.
When The Deal Goes Down
2 Ol Ladies Haha
Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were nearly one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and Take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well... Once the photographer arrived, he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The nearly- deaf sister said to her twin,"WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other. "Now get a little closer together,"said the cameraman. Again,"WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin, the nearly-deaf twin shouted out, "OH, GOOD HEAVENS - BOTH OF US?"
2007 Black Rock City Address
Only a couple days left, hope you guys are ready!!! This year I'll be camping with "MICROTRIBE" at 330 and Habitat or Intertidal. Here are the street names for this year FYI Esplanade Arctic Boreal Coral Reef Desert Estuary Fresh Water Grassland Habitat Intertidal Jungle Kelp Forest Landfill
Canada Pension
Having reached the age of 62, I went to apply for Canada Pension last week. After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally got to the counter. The woman there asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that I had left my wallet on the nightstand in my bedroom. I told the lady that I was very sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," I said. At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt." I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and with that she promptly processed my application. When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience at the Canada Pension Office. She listened to the whole story and then said,"You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability, too."
The Worth Of A Woman :)
THE WORTH OF A WOMAN… Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, wal
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff." Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, "Where are you going"? She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too." He says, "Why, what is the matter with you ?" She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
Sick & Twisted Bastard!!
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Hahha Don't Eat Chicken Sandwiches
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." [] "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if
Life is a prison, Oh God let me out. No one to listen, To hear when you shout. Climb the walls of insanity, Ride the waves of despair. If you fall it don't matter, There's no one to care. Used to wish for a window, To see birds, trees and sky, But you're better without one - Stops you aiming too high. Watching freedom is painful, For those locked away. Seeing joy, love and happiness, Another price that you pay. Strong is good, weak is bad. Be it false, be it true. Your mind makes the choice, And enforces it too. Cell walls built by society, With rules to adhere. If you breach the acceptable, You had better beware. Hide the pain, carry on, Routine is the key. Don't let on that you're not, What you're pretending to be. Lock it all up inside you, How badly that bodes. Look out for that one day, When it all just explodes. Leaving naught but a shell, Base functionality too. But killing all else, That was uniquely you. So how do you grow,
Does This Happen To You Also?
Between the bouncer checks and the screen freezing up with Active X mis- configurations or whatever. it’s a royal pain to even try to log on. I bet twice a day I get a Bouncer check and for about every 6 logins I get booted 5 times do to freeze ups and illegal operations. I do not think there is this much security in the Federal Building…
Truly Madly Deeply..........savage Garden
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love be everything that you need. I love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do.. I will be strong I will be faithful 'cos I'm counting on A new beginning. A reason for living. A deeper meaning. I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever. Until the sky falls down on me... And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky, I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry.. The tears of joy for all the pleasure and the certainty. That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of.. The highest power. In lonely hours. The tears devour you.. I want to stand with you on a mountain, I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever, Until the sky falls down on me... Oh can't you see it baby? You don't have to close your eyes 'cos it's standing right before
Tough Getting Old
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece. The third old lady remarked, I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits do
Show Him Love
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Update Before A Break...
I know…I don’t log on here near as much as I used to. There are a dozen reasons for that, the top two being work and now school. In my goal to get my CJ degree I’ve managed to nab a 4.0 GPA for the first session. My next one starts tomorrow. Wish me luck! It’s gonna be hectic. On top of all that….my birthday is Saturday. Weird, neh? There are some events that I’m going to attend because I swear they were thinking of me when they planned them (who else in Nashville wants a Masquerade Ball more than me?). But all in all this should be a good birthday. I hope. High school reunion is next month. I’m still undecided about it. I’ll probably get the ticket and go anyway but still…’ll probably be filled with people I didn’t like then and won’t like now. Not to mention I swear that nearly everyone I knew then is now married with kids. I mean, great for them but I’m afraid I’ll feel out of place. I don’t even know if people will recognize me. I’ve gotten a tad bit taller, I don’t
I have alot of friends who ride, so when I saw this on a bulliten, it made me cry, and I felt like I had to repost it to the bulliten as well as my blog! God bless all my biker friends and all of their brothers and sisters! "I'm Just a Biker" I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you
No Easy Road
was rescheduled today cause my blood pressure was too high...i will try again on Thursday!! thanks 4 everyones thought and prayers... much luv......katie
2nd Day
Well as many of you know I have started a new job this week. For the next two months I will basically be 'in school'. That is going to require a lot of time and effort to do the things necessary to pass the exams. My time on here is going to be very sporadic which is hard for me because I have met some great people on here and am continuing to do so all the time. As soon as I get a rhythm of the studying and such I'll be on here more so in person and not just being logged in during the day. If you haven't heard from me in a while or I haven't gotten back to your email or IM I will as time allows. Thank you all for your support and understanding. And as an addition....all the alcohol (virtual or other wise) is greatly appreciated!!! LOL
Going Offline
For anyone interested. I will be offline for most of the day. Hopefully the install will go smoothly and I'll be back online tonight. Hope you all have a Fantastic Day! Sir Dave
Who Will Save Your Soul
A Poem
Forgive Me You changed your mind you say You don’t really love me it seems I hear the words come out of your mouth But the look in your eyes tells me your lying I don’t know if you are scared Or Just not ready But I’ll let you go Forgive me if I don’t cry this time And I let you walk right of t his life of mine It doesn’t change the way I feel But my heart can’t take this any more There is a time when my love for you Pales next to who I need to be We have been done this road before You’ve made cry and feel dying You promised never again But yet now here we are once more You want me to hate you but I can’t I want to scream but I won’t I’ll let you walk right out the door Forgive me if I don’t cry this time And I let you walk right of this life of mine It doesn’t change the way I feel But my heart can’t take this any more There is a time when my love for you Pales next to who I need to be So my tears they won’t fall. I’ll swea
Leveled Up Today
Thanks to everybody who helped me level up. Very appreciated! MUAH!!
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13 Weeks Today
Well, I had an appt. this morning. I am measuring a little further along that I did last time. They now put my due date at 2/26/08. My daughter was born on 2/25/03 so i will definitely have some close birthdays! Your belly may soon be big enough to announce to the world that you're expecting, but your baby is still tiny. In fact, he's only about 3 inches long crown to rump — roughly the size of a jumbo shrimp — and weighs just about an ounce. Despite the small proportions, there's a fully formed baby inside your womb now. Much more proportional than it was a few weeks ago, his head is now only about a third the size of his body. His tiny, unique fingerprints are already in place. His kidneys and urinary tract are functional, and he's starting to urinate out the amniotic fluid he's been swallowing. As you start your second trimester, most of your baby's critical development will be completed, and your odds of miscarriage will drop considerably.
Just An Update..........
Well I just got back from the hospital once again. Apparently the pain pills that they gave me on Thursday have managed to do nothing but make everything worse. So the more it hurt, and the more I took, gee, the worse it got!!! Good thing I broke down and went in again. Sometimes it just pisses me off that the doctor's want to treat the symptoms instead of fixing the damn problem. I have now missed 4 days of work because of this, and had they just done something the first time, maybe it would have been better by now. Don't know if I will have a job when I get back, and don't know if my check will be enough to cover the rent, so ya a little anxious about shit right now, which gee guess what, the doctor says absolutely will not help anything if I am stressed and anxious!!!!! Going to go to bed now, and try to just be oblivious for a little while. Thanks to everyone who has been worrying and had me in their thoughts. Love ya.
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Truth About The Jokers Cards (icp Songs, Unmasked)
Carnival of Carnage Inside cover Extra special thanks: The almighty creator for giving us the gift to entertain. The Ringmaster Thanks mostly goes to The God above!!! #1 Wax Museum This song basically says to take responsiblity for your actions. #2 Murder Go Round What goes around comes around. #3 Chicken Huntin' Don't hate people because they are different. #4 Mr Johnson's Head Again this gives the idea that racism only leads to death. #5 Southwest Song You don't have to be perfect "Good people sometimes do bad things" Don't be prideful. #8 The Dead One Life goes on...about 1:55 sec for some behind for some it says "Christ help you" This song is about being sprirtually dead about 3:01 it says "Have some faith" #9 My Funhouse We think this speaks of Punishment for one's evil deeds. #10 For The Maggots Be real, be yourself. being fake, gets you into bad situations. #11 Wagon Wagon Everybody is going to die "Are you down with the Clown?" Are you spri
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What Is Your Favorite Food
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To My Friends
hello all i am not able at this time to keep my internet connection going but when i do get back on line i will be able to thanks you all for the love that you send my way. My teen son ran up my phone bill and i had to have the service shut down until he can pay me for it my friend tracy will be handle things her for me and i hope to get back on soon Love you all From C&T Stash Club--Seejaykaygee--
Killer Animals...and Those That Should Be
Ever watch the show, "When Animals Attack"? Yeah, me too. I don't know why, I just can't tear my eyes away from an alligator attacking a person who happens to be throwing rocks at it. Sometimes I find myself shaking my pom poms for the animals. Yet, I can't help but notice these shows always show animals you'd expect to be attacking. Like the following- Killer Bees: You expect bees to attack someone who's poking around their hive. If someone is dumb enough to kick a hive they should be attacked. But you expect this. What do you think of when you hear the word bees? You think of honey and killer bees. Heck, it's in their name, KILLER bees. Lions: They are the king of the jungle. If people are going to build a village in a lion's front yard, you can't expect the lion to sit by and do nothing. Being as how a lion cannot utilize the court of law for an eviction, the lion does the only thing it knows how, it attacks and eats villagers. Again, we expect this. Bears: Another man..
Helping A Dear Friend
OK for those who care.... Yes again i call out for u... plz stop by rate my Dear Sweet Friend And of course a few 100 comments as well But lots not 4get me tonight at 5pm... if i loose....well i can't say yet... but plz do wat u can......even if its just 10 thanks....or 20 or 30 i have love ya all..... me.....Tongue
People ask why I look so sad, I tell them. People ask questions. I tell them. People ask to see your picture. I show them. I then start to cry. They ask why. I tell them. They appoligize. They shouldn't have to. You should!
My Hate
for people grows look at the world its not hard too not be sick of people
2nd Place
Well..second place so far..not too shabby for a lowly underdog...I appreciate the help everyone that did..Hugs and Kisses to you ALL..:)
Daddys Lil Gurl
standing tall daddys lil gurl never did a wrong always following the rules now youve grown doing what you want the streets become home hoping you wont stop drugs are your best friends drinkings not far behind always staying gone or out with a guy praying for an answer not liking what you find wondering why you did it alone you always cry
Unhappy Americans
I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay Leno!! Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 daysa week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have
Contest 5pm Sorry
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your touch upon my face your lips against mine the gentle words you whisper the whole worlds divine you lay beside me you keep me in your heart you tell me you love me i hope we never part
I was getting ready to put my Silverstein CD in the CD player at work. I pushed the button and the tray slid out. I go into my CD case and start freaking out cause I can't find it. Disappointed and defeated I decided to just close the tray. Yeah. Silverstein was already in there. O_o
The Longest Summer Ever -part I
One sunny hot bay in Daytona Beach. FL, there was a 30 year old female who's name was Viola. She was sitting outside in her back yard, laid back sunbathing nude. Next to her was her sparkling, refreshing and mouth watering pool.Her eyes was closed, so she could not see who was peeking at her over her privicy fence. On the other side was a tall dark and handsome 32 year old male. His name was Dion, his nationality was African-Peurto Rican. His facial features was very strong. His eye color was light hazle. When you look into them, you just melt all over yourself. His jaw structure was very broad, which complimented his sideburns. His lips was nicely formed "pussy eating" ones. Around them was a very attactive goatee. TO THOSE OF YOU THAT WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE REST OF THIS STORY, PLEASE COME AND COMMENT ME TO LET ME KNOW. $$$SPORTYMAMI2$$$
Date Test
Your dating personality profile:Religious - Faith matters to you. It is the foundation that you build your life upon. You trust that God has a plan for you.Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.Practical - You are a down-to-earth individual who is not impressed with material excess. You care about the stuff of like that really matters.Your date match profile:Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.Religious - You seek someone who is grounded in faith and who possesses religious values. You believe that a religious person can enhance your life.Your Top Ten Traits1. Religious2. Funny3. Practical4. Liberal5. Traditional6. Adventurous7. Outgoing8. Sensual9. Wealthy/Ambitious10
Some Have A Misconseption About God And His Will>
God almighty Creator of all , He is God , He is all; He can do all , He wants not for ayone to be lost . He gives us a choice and thats if we want to belive in Him as Our Lord and Saviour or not?A choice Our Lord Gives us a choice.. God isnt Satan > Satan was an angel thrown down from heaven cause he denied God and wanted to over power our Lord . So a battle goes on . Satan decives in Gods Name ; Satan is a great lier and deceiver . All bad things arent always Gods will;. if man doent turn from his sins They will fall and destruction will come . But God gives us warning and we hear not and keep doing in sin ;We wont turn to him in faith< So we have only our ways of sin that brings down Gods wrath upon man kind.Some do belive, They be followers ,these will go when the tribulation comes 144hundred thousand out of all this world ;thats not many to walk in faith but to God its a great number.To God they are worth all to save give Eternal life too. But Im pleading to you;
Food Poisoning Sucks
i musta lost 10-15 pounds from food poison. i still feel really out of it :-(
Beer Vs. Girlfriend
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I would have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65.00 for makeup. I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back. -I got this joke in an email and I thought it was funny as hell!
Our Love Will Never Fade
A face on a page A name on a screen But there is a lot more To what we have here Love doesn't fade quickly And it's not always quick to grow But in our case it has And I'll cherish it for life You're so wonderful to me Always so kind and sweet Sometimes I think That I don't deserve it I'm always going to be amazed At what has grown between us But I will always love you That love will never fade For my babygirl, written on August 4, 2007...I LOVE YOU!
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Come N Se
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Un-believable!! Racism Is Out Of Control!!!
Here's the sorry P.O.S. this is about Tree Climber Where's My Banana?@ fubar The Living Ghost ~ I Love My Race & My Women ~ Your Ignorance Is The Real Racism@ fubar I posted a bulletin on this guy yesterday... as you can see from the screen shots, it's only getting worse... up to you, but I would suggest you block him. (repost of original by '© ¥ §~ °°J¦¦Täñä~®©~¥ ß' on '2007-08-21 12:54:04') (repost of original by '~ Unique Dream ™ ~' on '2007-08-21 13:35:13')
Lactation is an interesting dream symbol since it is uniquely women who participate in this activity in waking. Dreams about lactation may reflect archetypal gender identity concerns. A woman who dreams of this may see herself as fulfilling a mothering role. This may be literal, as in wish-fulfillment, or figurative, as in mothering a man in a romantic relationship. Some women have anxiety about their ability to provide adequate milk after childbirth. In these instances, dreams of feeding a child may be visualizations of these concerns.
Help Please
I had some trouble with the internet, but now I am back. I am in a BBW contest. I am in 3rd place right now because of my computer issues. PLEASE bomb me and help me out. Anyone who does at least 100 comments I will give you VIP Gifts and 11's. Thanks so much. MUAH Once you have done at least 100 comments let me know and I will get your VIP gifts and 11's once I see if it has been done. Thanks again. *FU-Bombers Co-Owner Co-Founder* Bisexual_Rachel Memb@ fubar
Tribal Rank & Job Description
Kindred Spirits Clan Title, Rank And Tribal Job Chief One who is highest in rank or authority; a leader. (Founder) Elder's An older, influential member of a family, tribe, or community. (Advisor/oversee's working ranks) Scribe's A professional copyist of manuscripts and documents. (Makes Graphic's) Medicine Man/Woman A male/female shaman or shamanistic healer, especially among Native American peoples. (One who oversee's and moderates the conduct of the member's) Conscripts One who Carries the messenge of the tribe to other people.) (recruiters) Warriors/Lady Warriors One who engages in a combat or struggle. (Bombers) Braves Male Native American Tribe member.) (Helps level our Member's up).) Squaw Female Native American Tribe member. (Helps level our Member's up)
My Master Ordered me to have my husband spank me and when he was done with that I was to suck my husbands cock. It took all I had because I really diidn't want to do either, but I did as I was ordered. I had my husband sit at the edge of the bed i unzipped his pants and pulled out his cock and began working my tongue down the shaft. As I got to the bottom I started sucking very gently working my way back up to the top to the head teasing it once I got there. Then I started working it harder and faster until he came all over my neck.
How Naughty Are You
please send youe answers to me 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little corny? 12) Would you ever consider a 3 sum? 13) How hard would you do me? 14) Is this making you ho
Do You Like Scary Movie
do you like scary movie
For The Angels Watching Me
Something I Follow When It Comes To Parenting
Second Philosophy - TO THE CHILDREN As an eagle prepares its young to leave the nest with all the skills and knowledge it needs to participate in life, in the same manner so I will guide my children. I will use the culture to prepare them for life. The most important thing I can give to my children is my time. I will spend time with them in order to learn from them and to listen to them. I will teach my children to pray, as well as the importance of respect. We are the caretakers of the children for the Creator. They are his children, not ours. I am proud of our Native language. I will learn it if I can and help my children to learn it. In todays world it is easy for the children to go astray, so I will work to provide positive alternatives for them. I will teach them the culture. I will encourage education. I will encourage sports. I will encourage them to talk with the Elders for guidance; but mostly, I WILL SEEK TO BE A ROLE MODEL MYSELF. I make this commitment to my ch
Recent News!
Well as you all know I finally got word in on my job. My first official day back to work is Sept 3rd. Now how odd is it my first day of work is my birthday? What a great way to spend my birthday. lol But hey at least it will be time and half!!! w00t! Plus I got a dollar pay raise! w00t! Of course now with everything costing more here I need it. Speaking of my birthday. I think all I want is a manicure/pedicure and my hair done. I need a nice girl day out relaxing and feeling like a girl again. Like a pretty girl! But anyways thats recent news. Thanks for reading. Love you all! Misty P.S. Will started his first week at law school this week and Elyja starts his first week of school on the 29th!
I truly believe in soulmates. Here are a few steps to take in order to open yourself up to the possibility of one day finding your soulmate: 1. Realize your worth: Everyone is worth something great. Everyone was put here for a reason. If you can't love yourself, how do you expect someone else to love you? Your worth is weighed heavily to your soulmate and your love for yourself will show and he/she will love you even more. 2. Redirect your desires: Sex is the easiest thing to get on the planet. By redirecting your desires to a mental kind of lovemaking instead of a physical kind of lovemaking, you will open yourself up to more possibilities when it comes to your soulmate. 3. Release your fear of being alone: It's much better to WANT a person than to NEED a person. Don't settle for the Okay person. Sanctify yourself so you can recieve the Perfect person for you. (And yes, I know no one is perfect) Once you realize that you were created to be a blessing to someone, you begin t
Skin so cold I knew you'd go away And now I put you down to lay Nothing to feel for you This was our last dance Closer and closer, it's time to surrender To the desire that you cannot mention Don't try to breathe Don't try to run away But I'm reaching for the sky Won't you please stay With a smile I watch you go You'll never know I didn't cry With a smile I saw you die You'll never know I didn't cry No more fear They said you were so weak And now I put you down to lay Nothing to feel for you This was our last dance
I wish that I could be with you And hold you in my arms, Whisper all my love to you And kiss away your tears. I wish that I could take your cares And put them all away, Neatly folded into drawers While pleasure lights your smile. I wish that joy could step inside Your heart and stay awhile, And all the rain could turn into A rainbow in the sun. And all our loneliness like mist Could fade into the blue, A memory of sad, hard times That happened long ago. But I cannot come home right now, And you cannot come here; And so our dreams must be the fields On which we laugh and play. If life cannot be what we want, It will, it will be so; For love can turn the harshest light To gold through sheer affection.
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway
...Stay... ...So we can play... ...All day... ...And all night... ...Please don't fight... ...My love center's so tight... ...Aching for you... ...Let's try something new... ...I'll keep on my shoes... ...Crawl on hands and knees... ...Twist you up in the sheets... ...Leave you no breath, just a wheeze... ...You must... ...Trust... ...In this lust... ...Let's make our own show... ...Get the camera, a video... ...Don't hold back, let it all go... ...Suck on my heels... ...Make me squeal... ...Devour me as if I'm your last meal... ...Baby... ...Tell me... ...What you need... ...Wanna bite at my lips?... ...Want me to crack the whip?... ...How bout my juices, want a sip?... ...Lemme give you a tip... ...Lay your tongue softly on my clit... ...Wiggle it just a little bit... ...Feel my back arch?... ...My mouth's dry and parched... ...Soon the explosions start... ...Makes my insides burn... ...Next it's your turn... ...Think you can handle me?... ...Oh t
Night Time Fun
His white goo, all for me, traveled down my body. It ran down between my eyes, down my nose, and past my lips, where my tongue darted out, just to taste a little. The heat went up within, while the white drop stopped at my chin, and there it rested for a minute. Then it dropped, very suddenly, down to my chest. Slowly it crawled down, between my pearl breasts. It slid down further, past my middle, and down to my waist, going along my belly button, and down below. In anticipation, I opened my thighs. And my eyes meeting yours, I opened them more. I looked down, watching the drop snake down to my puffy lips - - pink and fresh. And there it sat. I took my finger, where it lingered along my slit. Opening wide, I sighed, rubbing the white drop into me. Rubbing myself slow and steady, where I was so wet and ready.
Round One
Deep lustful thoughts, Running through my veins. Yearning for your touch, Hungering for the pain! Surrendering my body to you, Seek and you shall find. Explicit images of you, Invading my mind. Throw me down and take me, Don't listen if I say no. This is all just a game to me. I think you ought to know. All my days and nights, Are filled with dreams of my desire. Remembering your simple touch, Only adding fuel to my fire. Take advantage of me, Make my body scream. Feeling you straddled between my thighs, All your motions sending chills down my spine. Electricity runs through me, A current I am unable to control. You're penetrating me so deeply, I feel you raping my soul! My nails etch into your back, With each thrust you enter deeper. My body has never been so vulnerable, My senses have always been weaker. You push me down to taste you, Enticing my lips and my tongue. Energy surges through you, I think you're about to cum. Explosions
I want you to slowly undress me I want to feel you touch me To run your hands down my body Down my sides, backward to my ass Slowly moving up again over my tummy Making your way to my breasts Cupping them, running your fingers over my nipples Feeling them harden like little pebbles I want you to kiss me gently on my lips Moving your mouth across my cheek, Slowly planting butterfly kisses as you move over to my neck I want you to kiss my neck, feel me shiver Feel my nipples getting even harder I want you to move your mouth across my throat Planting butterfly kisses all the way Moving downward – over my collar bone to my breasts I want you to kiss each breast gently, softly Taking each nipple between your lips, in your mouth Running your tongue over each of them and biting them gently Making me shiver with ecstasy, with longing I want you to slowly move me towards the bed To lay me down gently on my back To come lay beside me Look into my eyes as you run your
Tell me that you never cared that you never gave a f*ck tell me I was useless to you that I only brought you bad luck, say that you never loved me that you never cared a bit so I can feel the same way and get over all of this sh*t tell me I am nothing, hurt me like you did before hurt me so much that I wont feel pain anymore tell me that you used me just for a piece of skin, make me hate you like I want to so all of my healing can begin. Shatter my heart into a billion peices then set it on fire tell me when you said you loved me you were being a liar, murder my soul with a rusty dagger drown my innocence in blood chop my sanity up while your at it shove my concience into the mud, I never want to love again love is for the blind it's only for people who cant see this feeling just f*cks with your mind
How Do U Stop?
how do you stop "catchin feelings" about something regarding someone when you have feelings for that person? i don't understand how to do it other than to be cold. and if i have to do that, then that means that i shouldn't be with the person. and that's not what i want. so how do you not catch feelings about something that's said or done by the other when you have feelings for him/her? it doesn't make sense to me how you can if you truly care about him/her. to me, if you don't, then the feelings aren't as strong as you say. they may be there, but not like you claim. i'm sure i'd be told to just leave if it's so bad, but again, i don't want to do that. i just wish the other would understand why i have the feelings. why is it i have to understand only their side of things? i do understand parts of it. i might not agree with it, but i understand. and yes, things are going to sting. but if you truly care about the other person, then i would think that you'd try to be more unde
is it me or is myspace an fubar coping each other
Boys Please Read!!!!!
(I SAID BOYS NOT MEN... THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!) I have NSFW pics on here. They are pretty hot. I know this, or I wouldn't have posted them. However, just because a boy goes into them, drools over them, jacks off to them, etc, this does NOT mean I want to hear about it, have cyber sex with you, phone sex with you, or meet you. EVER. I do NOT want you telling me to call you "Daddy." I do NOT want you to send me a shout asking me if I want to play. Obviously from the pictures, you can see that I play when I want to. It's MY choice who plays with me. If I have a pic of me and 2 or 3 other women, do NOT ask me if I want a man in the mix. Obviously, we are reasonably attractive women. If we wanted a man involved, there are plenty of them that would be more than happy to volunteer that we actually ARE interested in. If you are leaving these comments, then obviously you have not read my blog or my page and taken the time to get an idea of who I am. I would highly suggest it. I DO NOT D
Baby Oil
I stood in the shower with water all around Closed my eyes as my hands did slide Imagining you were there close at hand To watch me tease my body sublime My fingers did play and tease my clit As I poured more baby oil on my fingertips Then I began to massage my breasts Squeezing my nipples with gentle twists Then pouring more oil I began to caress My hands roaming freely across my hips Fingers teased along my ass as I did sway Parting softly as they made their way Sliding in places never before teased As I leaned back oh how they eased Moans became louder within the room As sensuous passions now consume.
Florida Justice..........
Justice prevailed....for once. Great answer from a Florida Sheriff. Florida's got it right. Bravo for Sheriff Judd!!! As reported earlier this week, some dirt bag who got pulled over in a routine Traffic stop in Florida ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A statewide manhunt ensued. The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. SWAT team officers fired and hit the guy 68 times. Now here's the kicker: Naturally, the media asked why they shot him 68 times? Polk County Sheriff, Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel – "That's all the bullets we had." (Talk about an all time classic answer!!!)
Scared The Crap Outta Me!
There I am sound asleep!! Dogs beside me, ....and all of a sudden...banging on the door at around midnight on a work night. I'd been sick to death with the flu, headache and feeling like shit. It's the kid across the street, banging and banging, you need to stay awake she says, there is a huge fire in the back of your house across the tracks. Damn I got up looked out the window and said, "What the fuck!" You could see the water from the Fire Trucks, and the flames shooting out of the houses...actually they were new houses from what we heard. Finally, about 1/2hr into watching them many other Fire Engines were called to the scene and it was finally put out. I was scared shitless. I mean the house and property are insured but who the hell wants to start all over again??? You know how long it takes some insurance companies to make things right! Now I been tired all damned day! Bed early tonight.
Leveling Up.....
I need about 6,000 to level up....can anyone help? :)
Lounge Is Open!!!!
Hey everyone!!! The Slightly insane lounge is open. I am ready to serve ya some alcohol, we have awesome music goin on! Come on in, chill, relax and have some fun. Click on the pic below to get in. If you arent a member of the lounge you can do that too. :D Looking forward to seeing you there!!! Hugs Mystical
What Kind Of Nerd Are You?
What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Drama Nerd You sure do love the spotlight and probably have a very out-going and loud personality. Or not. That's just a stereotype, of course. Participation in the theatre is something to be very proud of. Whether you have a great voice for musicals, or astounding skills for dramas/comedies; keep up the good work. We need more entertainment these days that isn't television and video games (not that these things are bad, necessarily.)Social Nerd Science/Math Nerd Literature Nerd Gamer/Computer Nerd Anime Nerd Artistic Nerd 
Ass Fuckin
I bend over and look at my feet Take my hands and spread those cheeks Get ready for your dick to begin Uh O it's starting to bend Got to get that ass lubed up So it'll be ready for a real good fuck Spit on my finger stick it in my ass It's all ready and lubed at last Oh fuck this shits all tight You had to push with all your might I'm trying not to cry A good ass fuckin won't make me die I just relax and enjoy I don't worry for you will be a good boy You won't neglect my little twat I hear you cum ready or not Shoving your cock right in my cunt I lie on the bed so you can hit it from the front You can see the pleasure in my face I'm even trying to meet your pace Ready? You're gonna blow your load I say I'm ready Let's do it again two-fold
I lay here waiting for you to crawl between my legs spreading my pussy lips exposing my pink flesh wanting so bad to be licked mmmm your tongue feels so good yeah that's it stick them fingers in pound them in and out you know how to fit them in there just right do it harder baby that's it lick and suck my clit while you finger fuck my pussy then i 'll sit on your dick and ride you till you cum for me ooooh yeah feels so good can't you see iam in extasy make me cum for you the way you always do
When A Girl Misses A Guy
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hur
I'm Going Back To School
I'm going back to school in September, I'm going to get a degree in computers. that's after I get me math and writing skills to college level. I hope to do well it will take at least 4 years to finish, but I could not be happier.
Pagan Playground
I leave my cares and world behind And drift away with a wandering mind To a place where dreams come true Where the grass is green and the sky is blue Then a gentle breeze brushes my face As I wander through this gentle place Where birds and bees sing in the trees And the grass bends with a gentle breeze A song is sung but in natures way One that is heard when children play One that is carried forth for all to hear But heard by those who know no fear It plays both in day and also at night You don't use your ears or need a light Close your eyes for it is all around Open your heart and it will be found Once it is heard it won't just go away It won't leave you alone not for a day Its source can't be found but still you will look Beneath every rock and the babbling brook Try as you might and look where you can And when you are finished go look again For this magickal sound and wondrous place Is often hidden right in front of our face But though it is so s
Shorty's Place
Today's Horoscope
Something big happens in your love life and you can hardly think about anything else. It could be someone new, or maybe a milestone of sorts with your current partner. Whatever it is, keep smiling! Note: I LIKE IT!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!
Need To Rip Pics
I want to rip pics for my friends album so if it's ok with u let me know. Angel
Still Waiting.......
So far no letter for me. I found out that my friend did not pass... She is optimistic and will be trying again next year. Good Luck to her... and Still waiting and praying for me.... More to follow.........
The Things I Have Done....
Ok, I know I have done some things in my life that I shouldn't have done. I have stolen things from people and talked about people behind their backs. I have cheated on tests and lie to teachers. I have broken into peoples houses and ate food from their refrigerator and then taken a nap in their bed. I have looted from parked cars on the side of the street and from peoples driveways. I have stolen things from little kids and have skipped school to play rambo. I have run away from home when I was not supposed to go anywhere. I have wathed other people do things that I should not have and I have helped people do things that I should not have. I have abused people in ways that I am not proud of and I have stood by while others have been abused when I possibly could have done something to stop it. I have said things to people intentionally to hurt their feeliings and lied to them to get my own way. I have used people in ways that no one should and I have turned away from those that cared
Bootycall Application
BOOTYCALL APPLICATION Name___________________ Age____ Phone(____)__________ Occupation________________________________ Do you live with your parents Yes__ No__ Do you live with your significant other Yes__ No__ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M­­­/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you want it (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can you last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do you like giving oral sex (Y/N)__ Which do you prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Threesome__ Group__ While having sex, *What do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Take Control__ Scratch__ Pull hair__ Bite__ Smack Booty__ Fake It__Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__
9 Words Women Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hr. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wan
I keep getting a link, probably just like everyone else here, to click on and take a survey to get 10,000 fubar bucks. So, I click it, answer some crap and immediately get a message that says I do not qualify, take a hike. WTF? I want my bucks. Dammit! Should I try to lie next time?
What Should I Do?
I dont think things will work out with the one that i love. i wish things would i wish she would give me a chance to prove myself again once i have less stress worring about our fincial problems. but then agian i feel i need to move on cause i dont think she would ever love me again the way she use to. i miss her and love her so much more then she really knows. but you know if not being with me makes her happy i hope someone comes along thats can take care of her as good as i did. maybe she'll realize that there is no one like me and as good of a person i tried to be and come to her senses but i hope she does before its becomes to late.
Ghost Rider Screwed Up
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer. 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life
Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil
My Most Controversial Mumm Yet
This morning I posted a mumm asking, "Do children belong on an adult site? Should FUBee's use their children to get points?" Currently the vote is Nay: No, that's disgusting (71.4%) with 85 votes, to Yay: Sure, why not? (28.6%) with 34 votes. Personally I tend to agree with the majority. One person said it is no different from going into a bar with pictures of your children in your wallet. I think it depends on how you handle those pictures. If you show them to everyone you meet in that particular environment, in my opinion you are inviting harm to your children. A child molester is going to be a LOT more attracted to a someone they know has children who's parents are making them accessible. Having them in your wallet and not showing them around would be equivalent to keeping them in a family only folder. Only people you really know and trust get to see them. That's cool. If you have your kids in your main pic that is displayed to everyone, I think that is more akin to ta
Pls Help Me
Ok im in a contest, i need to get 20 thousand comments, if you can please just click on my pic below and leave me a few comments and a rate it would be great. Thanks everyone who helps out i really appreciate it Shell xxxxx
How Do You?
Meet people here.. So far it's been rate and return the favor.. No real conversations.
Beer Butt Chicken
Chili powder and cayenne pepper add zip this easy barbeque recipe. Ingredients: 2 whole chickens, about 3 lbs each 1 tbsp paprika 2 tsp chili powder 1 tsp oregano 1 tsp salt 1 tsp black pepper 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper 1/2 tsp garlic powder 1 tbsp packed brown sugar 2 12 oz cans beer 1 small onion, diced 2 cloves garlic diced Directions: Trim chickens of any excess fat. Rinse inside and out and pat dry. In a small bowl, combine paprika, chili powder, oregano, salt, black and cayenne peppers, garlic powder, and brown sugar; mix well. Run about a teaspoon of the mixture on the inside of each chicken. Rub the remaining mixture over the surface of the chickens. Open beers and pour off about half of the beer; Stuff the onion and garlic into the cans. Ease the chickens over the beer cans, feet down, until chickens are resting on the cans and their legs. The beer cans must remain upright at all times. Scatter a handful of soaked hickory chips over hot charcoal that has ashed over.
Subcutaneous Injections
I did my first SC injection in class today. Ive never purposelly inserted a needle into anyone, so it was scary. I sucked bdly my first try but the second time I did it correctly. YAY!
A Date At The Drive-in
LOL I know my Chonchie has to remember this one from back in the day LOL A Date At The Drive-In Tonight’s the night I see my man, He makes love like no man can. We’ll jump into his van and go, To see a drive-in movie show. Then before its half past eight, We’ll start to neck cause I cant wait. Before the show goes very far, He’ll be feeling how hard my nipples are. I’m feeling good by nine o’clock, I’m playing with his eight inch cock. I’ll stroke his pecker ‘for and ‘aft, I’ll rub his head and squeeze his shaft. Then ill get so fucking hot, I’ll whisper give me all you got. He rolls on me and shoves it in, And makes the rock ‘n roll begin. He bangs so hard he fuckin rocks, It feels so good inside my box. I hear him say “I’m gonna cum”, I’m there too and then we’re done. The second movie starts, that’s when, We do it over once again.
Big Welcome Lll
Nikki Sixx Trivia
When he was a teenager he beat up some bullies with a lunchbox full of rocks. [citation needed] In the book The Dirt, Mötley Crüe manager Tom Zutaut remembers freak occurrences at Sixx's apartment during the writing of Shout at the Devil. Sixx, searching for inspiration, came across Satanic literature. His defacto girl friend of the time Lita Ford said to Zutaut "Cabinet doors kept opening and shutting, there are weird noises, and things keep flying around the apartment for no reason". Zutaut later continues "When I returned two nights later, there were forks and knives sticking out of the walls and ceiling, and Nikki and Lita looked much paler and sicker than usual. Zutaut later confesses that during his disturbing visit, a fork flew straight into the ceiling. Often has "Fuck", "Fucker", "Fuck off" and "Fuck You" written on some of his on-stage clothing. Has the word 'SIXX' and the number '1958' tattooed on his knuckles. An incident on the same tour as above involved Ozzy snor
Unusual Ways To Punish Criminals
i remember the days when criminals were either fined or sent to prison. 1. fashion policed last year in delaware a superior court judge sentenced russell teeter to 60 days in jail for exposing himself to a 10 year old girl. obviously not believing this to be punishment enough (more jail time?) the judge also demanded that mr teeter wear a t-shirt bearing the statement ‘i am a registered sex offender’ to work for 2 years. 2. toothbrush justice just last month a 73 year old man was caught taking metal from scrapyards under false pretenses. he told yard owners that the metal donations would be used to build a memorial for soldiers in iraq only to sell the metal and pocket the cash. judge a.t. frank decided that philip kolinski’s sentence should include cleaning the war memorial outside the governmental centre using a toothbrush. he was also accompanied by a placard saying ‘i stole from veterans’. genius. 3. dishing out a sentence 19 year old donna shelby went out for
This Life
This life is a rollercoaster- makes you scream and laugh out loud at the same time. Everything is moving too fast, and I'm losing control... ... closing my eyes, catching pieces of dreams colored like butterflies. This life's not as it seems- there's a snake in every field a secret behind every smile. This life's a cocktail of mixed emotions- bitter- sweet with sugar and salt. Skeletons in the closets dance to the symphony on replay, written with lies. This life is a merry-go-round - makes you sick right from the beginning. I shiver, left out in the rain; broken inside, for just being myself.
Bang Or Pass
BANG OR PASS There is at least one person on your list that wants to bang the hell out of you. So lets play the Bang or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to bang the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd bang you." SCARED? lol this shits funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as ""Bang or Pass""
Rules For Members
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. Please try to attend all family functions once we have a lounge.
Well Who Can You Trust Then?
11/27/2005 FORMER Tory defence minister Michael Portillo was reported to be cheating on his wife with a model 21 years younger than him. Portillo, 52, who was widely rumoured to be gay after admitting a fling with a man at university - began seeing Rachel Johnston nine years ago. The pair were spotted in Belfast on Wednesday where they had two passion-filled meetings behind the back of Portillo's loyal wife Carolyn. The pair romped in a GBP200-a-night suite at a fourstar hotel for two hours. Portillo then made a speech to 500 guests before returning to Rachel's room for another sex session. Ex-lingerie model Rachel, 31, first wrote to Portillo when she was a student and he was in John Major's government in 1996. He would regularly fly to her home town of Belfast for illicit encounters.
Name: becca Sisters: 1 Brothers: 0 Shoe size: 7.5-8.5 Height: 5'2" What are you wearing? jeans and a t shirt Favorite Number? Favorite Drink? cheerwine Favorite Month: november Favorite Breakfast: scrambled eggs ***********Have You Ever***************** Broken a bone: yes Been in a police car: yes Been on a boat?: yes Swam in the ocean and surfed?: yes and body surfed. Fallen asleep in school: yes Cried when someone died: yes Saved emails? yes Been cheated on: yes --------------------------Ever Had- ------------------------------- Chicken pox: yes Sore throat: yes Stitches: yes Broken nose: yes -------------------Do You------------------------------------ Like cake? kinda Like school? yes ------------------------Questions---------------------------------------- Who was the last person you danced with? the southfork cloggers Who makes you smile? mummers --------------------------Who------------------------ Who did you last yell at? id
Laxative Cough Syrup My Favorite Adult
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
Home Alone :(
Dude i really hate being home by myself when its night... its freaky!! Not to mention im beyond bored at the moment... *tear* lol. Oh well... I guess im a lil entertained singing to my music... maybe i should watch a movie!? Everyone A Tramp?
Something I've been thinking seriously about that really bothers me. I am one of the many men in America who is attracted to thin women. Now, this use to be a good thing until not long ago. You can't seem to find thin women who are available any more. Wanna guess why?... it's not neccesarily because they're all married either. What I've found is that women who are blessed with thin bodies almost always end up using it to make money. Now, don't get me wrong. I"m not saying that they all become prostitutes but they do find one way or another to get paid for looking the way they do. I don't mean just modeling either. There are any number of ways to sell yourself without actually selling yourself. Web cams and phonelines that hire mock customers to generate the appearance of a large membership, sex lines for lonely men, porn movies, porn mags, and the list goes on and on. Now, before you think that I'm some prude believe me when I tell you that...I am definately not. I do beli
Fbi, Cia, And Lapd
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
Shoutbox Problems???
Is anyones shoutbox not working? or is it just me.. lol either mines broke or the last 3 people i have sent a message to are ignoring me :-P lol
Naughty Application
our Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 8a. Are you a top of a bottom? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 19 number please :)..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND - REPOST THIS! TITLE IT-Naughty Application
An Afterthought
I feel French today. Picture me a golden-haired Asher or a morbid Requiem saying shit that noone understands in hopes of being... understood? Whatever... maybe I have been reading too many Anita Blake novels. But I will not let my 7+ years of French go to waste. And while it may not be understood, I will be glad of the release. Le conte de fées est par-dessus. Il est minuit et je suis une citrouille encore. J'ai embrassé un crapaud et ai fini par avec les verrues. Mes pieds sont coupés et grossi de trébucher par-dessus tant de chemins mauvais si les détritus de pantoufle de verre pour ajuster. Je le morceau la pomme et a senti le flux de sang. Et comme je suis tombé à mes genoux personne m'a attrapé. J'ai dansé où il n'y avait pas de musique. J'ai prié quand il n'y avait pas Dieu. J'ai continué à rêver malgré aucun espoir est parti. La vague de la baguette magique me n'a pas accordé les souhaits mais m'est parti avec assez de regrets. Encore. Maintes et maintes fois. Sans relâche
I Don't Know
I don't know I dont know to to speak to you Everytime i go near my heat skips a beat We pass and look at each other but we say nothing, we just keep walking Are you shy to talk to me or do you just dont care if you see me I dont know what your thinking i dont know how you feel Everytime i see you, you sometimes look at me with your beautiful Hazel-Green eyes And everytime you look at me my heart beats fast. i dont know if you notice me But i hope that you will.
Live Like It Were The Last Day Of Your Life..(spanish)
“Vive cada día como si fuera el último”. Aprovecha al máximo cada hora, cada día y cada época de la vida. Así podrás mirar al futuro con confianza y al pasado sin tristeza. Sé Tú mismo. Pero sé lo mejor de tí mismo. Ten valor para ser diferente y seguir Tú propia estrella. Y no tengas miedo de ser Felíz. Goza de lo bello. Ama con toda el alma y el corazón. Cree que aman aquellas personas que Tú amas. Olvídate de lo que hayas hecho por tus amigos y recuerda, lo que ellos han hecho por ti. No repares en lo que el mundo te debe y fíjate en lo que le debes al mundo. Cuando te enfrentes a una decisión, tómala tan sabiamente como te sea posible. Luego olvídala. El momento de la certeza absoluta nunca llega. Sobre todo recuerda, que Dios, ayuda a quienes se ayudan a sí mismos. Actúa como si todo dependiera de ti, y reza como si todo dependiera de Dios. Vive cada día a plenitud. Conquístate a ti mismo. Hoy deseo sugerirte que hagas una experiencia contigo mismo, pa
Another I Dont Know Poem
I just dont know where we go from here. I dont even know if I still want you near. I just dont know how to feel anymore. Every since you walked out the door. Walked out of my life like it was okay. Now you want to work things out and I dont know what to say. Should I start over and forget the past. When I dont even know if this love will even last. Do I make it work or should I let it fade. You hurt me like the cut of a blade. But I still love you, I still care. I just dont know if it's my heart that we should share. I just dont know what I am to do All I know is that i'm missing you.
Can't Take It Anymore
Yeah well I never wanted to hurt someone I never wanted to know I never wanted to feel this pain And I can’t wait for it to go I never thought of the hearts I broke I never knew how it was Now I know what it feels like It just makes it worse But my heart can’t take this anymore It’s broken down Ever since you walked out that door And I can’t stand to cry It like life’s just past me by My heart can’t take this anymore You said you never wanted to hurt someone You never wanted to know You never wanted me to feel this pain And you hope it goes You said you never wanted my heart to break You never knew how it was Now you know what it feels like It just makes it worse My heart just can’t take thins anymore Its broken down Ever since you walked out that door And I can’t stand to cry Its like life’s just passed me by My heart…. My heart…. My heart…. Just can’t take it anymore Can’t take it anymore
The Heart
i knew from the start that it was 2 good 2 b true. but i faked it. we were a perfect match. he was the lo 2 my lette. the insanely mean 2 my crazy nice. he was the fizz n my faygo the stars n my sky. we complimented each other perfectly. it was almost as if we were meant 2 b. we had so much n common and so much 2 talk about and learn it was wonderful. kinda like a fairy tale n the making.... then he decided that he would have sex with the fat whore down the street. and lieing 2 me in order 2 do it. my whole world came crashin down like the tears falling from his eyes. through some heavy persuasion by a third party i forgave him. it seems that im the kind of girl that loves assholes. i knew that he was cyber bully...that he was unusually cruel but i never thought he would b like that 2 me. and he wasnt...4 a lil while. i dont like fighting and get along great with others so when all the fighting started i was really tripped out. in no time at all he brought out
Sorry I love you the way that I do Sorry for everything I put you through Sorry, your love I couldnt renew Sorry our days were just too few Sorry for all that I did Sorry, my love was never hid Sorry that 'us' you rid Sorry I would do whatever you bid Sorry I still love you Sorry I am feeling so blue Sorry I thought our love grew Sorry you did what you had to Sorry for my love for you Sorry we were not true Sorry we are through Sorry our love you outgrew
Old Women Are Great
~~master Card Wedding~~
Master Card Wedding > > You got to love this guy.. This is a true story about a recent wedding that > took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and > even Jay Leno mentioned it. > > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. > > After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a > microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for > Coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. > > He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank > his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. > > As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a > special gift just from him. > > So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. > > He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. > > Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best
Good Night Friends
~ Good Night to all my friends ~
Easy Creamy Chicken And Dumplings
Skinless, boneless chicken breasts or thighs add to the ease of this recipe. Condensed soup and refrigerted biscuits also add convenience. Ingredients: 1 tablespoon all purpose flour 12 ounces skinless, boneless chicken breast halves or thighs, cut into one inch pieces 2 tablespoons margarine or butter 1 stalk of celery, sliced 1 medium carrot, chopped 1 onion, cut into wedges 1 1/4 cups chicken broth 1 10 3/4 ounce can condensed cream of chicken with herbs soup 1/8 teaspoon pepper 1 4.5-ounce package (6) refrigerated buttermilk biscuits* 1 cup frozen peas Directions: Place flour in a plastic bag. Add chicken pieces and shake until coated. In large saucepan cook chicken, celery and onion in hot margarine for 2-3 minutes or until chicken is brown. Stir in broth, condensed soup and pepper. Bring to boiling, reduce heat. Simmer covered about 20 minutes or until chicken and vegetables are tender. Meanwhile separate biscuits. Cut each biscuit into quarters. Stir peas into chic
Chicken-chipotle Burrito Bowls
Chipotle peppers lend a smoky, spicy flavor to this homey southwestern chicken casserole. Ingredients: 1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breast halves, cubed 1 (15-oz.) can black beans, drained and rinsed 1 cup frozen corn 2 cups canned, crushed tomatoes 1 to 2 teaspoons finely chopped canned chipotle chile peppers in adobo sauce 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro 1 clove garlic, minced 4 corn tortillas, cut or torn into bite-sized pieces 2 cups hot cooked white rice Reduced-fat dairy sour cream (optional) Reduced-fat shredded cheddar or Monterey Jack cheese (optional) Fresh cilantro (optional) Directions: Heat oven to 350 degrees. Spray a 9x13-inch glass baking dish with nonstick cooking spray. Arrange chicken in an even layer in baking dish. In a bowl combine beans, corn, tomatoes, chipotle chili peppers, cumin, cilantro, and garlic; pour mixture evenly over chicken. Sprinkle with tortilla pieces. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes or until chicken is
Sporadic Sixxy
I've been a bit busy...for those who may have noticed I'm not harassing your pages much anymore. It's not lack of luv or anything. ;-) My children & I were in a minor car accident last week. Since then I have been in some major pain. Sitting at the comp, even sitting with the laptop, for any amount of time seriously puts a hurting on me. I try to pop on and do site work, say hey to folks, check email...or something now and then; but I can't sit and do it all at once like I have been known to do in the past. I'm not sure who all reads these, but for those who do...I'll be here a bit less for a while. Don't think I've ditched friends made or don't want to keep in touch. I'm just trying to heal...and dealing with a sick child, and lots of insurance crap. You're all jealous of my glamorous life...admit it! ROFL :-p Seriously...take care of yourselves..and your loved ones. You never know what tomorrow holds...or if you'll even get a tomorrow. Peace all... ♥Sixxy
~~road Rage~~
Enough Is Enough (a Pissed Off Rant)
Seen The Way It Has To Be
I've seen the way it has to be, and I know the way it cannot be. I've done my crying, I have felt the pain, but know I cant give up hope, cause I know now there is a reason for every tear that falls, for every heartache we will face. I've seen the way it has to be, and know what it cannot be, but know I must keep going. I must face life's obstacles and remind myself that I can get through with alittle bit of help from friends. I can make it through. cause I know now what I need to do. I've seen the way it has to be, and I know now what it can not be, I will make it through.
i found this quote and when i read it it really hit home "*~* Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.Always believe that everything happens for a REASON. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody ever said it would be easy...they just promised it would be worth it. *~*
WHISPER In the dead of night i sit in fright. Whispering in my head; Did he hear me?, Did i make a sound?, Will he get me when no one else is around? Breathing slowly, i creep under the blankets even more. Don't make a sound, don't breathe, don't move. i repeat to myself more. Entangled screams inside my head... Would this continue if i was dead? I would be free from this pain and rage, that much i know is true. In the dead of night i sit in fright. Awaiting, the moment to be free from you.
I Can't Believe This!!!
God I haven't been sick in like eight to nine maybe even ten years now! However I am running a massive fever right now and my head is killing me and I feel like up chucking! I don't know what brought this on cause I went to stay w/a friend for three days and was fine, and then came home and the only thing that I have eating is fruits and veggies the whole two days home and don't know what's going on!? Well I am sure that some of you are like "ok where did that come from", but this is a big deal to me cause I don't know how to act about it. I took like seven Ibprohin 200 mm, and slept under the covers for a few hrs and tried to sweat it out, and now I guess that I am going to take a cold ass shower to get my fever to go away! God I feel so horriable, and just want to pass out and die right now!!!!
Does Someone You Know Have Diabetes?
I was talkin to a friend of mine on here tonight and we were discussin a very important topic. If someone you know has diabetes and is overweight, please research all you can on diabetes and what is it and how to alleviate it and manage it. Being overweight is not any help whatsoever! Get your loved one to exercise if only it means walking around the mall or the block or wherever. Sometimes our loved one needs a handful of tough love in the matter as well. There is no reason a 27 year old or a 57 year old person needs to die of complications from diabetes when it is manageable. I saw my grandmother suffer of the disease and I myself have diabetes. I have lost over 60 lbs in a year and my diabetes is very much under control because of that alone. So please please care and love your loved one but also make them realize that there is help and support for their disease. And to my friend, I am here for you no matter what. please don't think twice about hittin me up if you need more assistan
My Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
A Brief Encounter
He rode all night in the mist. Knowing that his army was less than a day's march behind him. He liked to be alone. To hate. At the crossroads he slowed for a dimly lit cabin well off the road. Dismounting, he walked his steed toward the cabin. It would be morning soon this would be as good a spot to rest as any. Throwing back the door, he found a weeping lass cowering by the fire. "Fear not women, I come for food and lodging." "Why are 'the impaler' you leave no enemies alive" she breathed. "Where is you man" Vlad asks, scanning the humble quarters. "He has been dead 8 months now Sire, fighting in your army." She replies staring into the fire. "Grieve no more woman, he helps us all." Vlad tosses a bag of gold pieces and the table "for your service madam." The woman gets up and says "sit Sire, remove your boots. Allow me to make you comfortable. I will prepare food." Vlad removes his sword and his boots, finds a comfortable pillow between th
Those In Shangri-la
Those In Shangri-la This song goes out to all the fallen fam I raise my hatchet sayin damn... For all the homies up in shangri-la Wicked clown love an we miss ya'll We all Gotta die sometime So those in shangri-la we'll see ya in due time Chorus This goes out to the lo's an lette's We all miss them ninja an ninjettes we'll all meet again someday when it comes, party in shangri-la I say Even though ya'll is above For ya'll, Much mutha fuckin wicked clown love! Ya'll is in my prayers every day Even though your gone, you aint forgotten, I mean what I say To those still alive, when haters are outa they place With my hatchet they'll be the next CSI murder case I got's love all all of the juggalo family!! Chorus x2
Only Us Stoners Know What's Up
Ya know I got 2 states of mind, stoned and asleep First I hit the sweetleaf, and then I have nice dreams When I get up, I wake and bake, take a piss and shake My clock stopped at four-twenty, what you want me to say I stay blazed all day, no matter where I’m creepin’ Hot boxin on your block, and at the spot on the weekends You’ll see smoke risin’, just who could it be It’s my rhyme and crime partner, d. dash l. o. c. Yeah that be me born and raised in the suburbs. Faded off the bud smoke blowin it at you nerds thanks johnny richter for your nice little hand Off I got some purple kush Did you bring the sand box? Let’s bounce some bud so we can make a little keefe Spice up the leaf before we smoke the tree Everybody in the scene Know we blow the most dosha That way they label up the kottonmouth solders. “we got all types”– at 4-2-0 yeah our clocks is always altered- “we talkin pounds” these Anti-hero’s are just here to serve you proper “roll that shit up” so leave
A Very Sad Couple Of Days For Me
Today sucks, I just found out last night that a very old friend of mines daughters were in a parasailing accident in Florida on Saturday. His oldest daughter had some injuries and his youngest daughter Amber who was 15 years old died from her injuries. I hadnt spoken Dennis in a long time and when I heard the news I called him as soon as I was able to track down his phone number. It broke my heart to hear him sound so broken. Please everyone, light some candles and say some prayers for this family. They are going to need all of the positive energy they can get sent their way. Blessings
Sexual Zodiac
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at
Stop Merely Trying
Stop trying and start doing. When you see yourself as merely trying, you don't give yourself the benefit of a solid and complete commitment. When you're merely trying, every minor disruption becomes a major excuse for not following through. Go beyond trying, see yourself as doing, and the little bumps along the way will be much less likely to stop you. Would you rather have a trying life or a life overflowing with achievement and fulfillment? The difference comes by replacing all your trying with the full commitment of doing. When you see yourself as trying to achieve something, you're constantly sending yourself a message that you really don't deserve it. Instead, choose to see yourself as actively making it happen and you'll become confident of a positive, successful outcome. If you're merely trying, what's the point? Take one more step up on the ladder of commitment, and focus your energy on making it happen. You deserve the very best that life has to offer. Go beyond j
Sexual Fortune
You are naughty and need a spanking 'What is your Fortune?' at
Wont Rain All The Time
We walked the narrow path, beneath the smoking skies. Sometimes you can barely tell the difference between darkness and light. Do you have faith in what we believe? The truest test is when we cannot, when we cannot see. I hear pounding feet in the, in the streets below and the women crying and the children know that there's something wrong, and it's hard to belive that love will prevail. Oh it won't rain all the time. The sky won't fall forever. And though the night seems long, your tears won't fall forever. Oh, when I'm lonely, I lie awake at night and I wish you were here. I miss you. Can you tell me is there something more to belive in? Or is this all there is? In the pounding feet, in the, In the streets below And the window breaks And a woman falls, There's something wrong, It's so hard to belive that love will prevail. Oh it won't rain all the time. The sky won't fall forever. And though the night seems long, your tears
This Pastor Has Guts!
This Pastor has Guts” It seems prayer still upsets some people. Please read.... When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard; "Heavenly Father, We come before you today To ask your forgiveness and To seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, "Woe to those who call evil good" But that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium And reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and Called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness And called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called it choice. We have shot abortionists And called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline Our children and called it Building self esteem. We have abused power And called it politics. We have coveted our neighbor's Possessions and called it ambition.
Drunken Ramblings
I will keep this as clean as possible for those of you at work. I am sitting awake bored in the dark with only this computer to keep me from going insane. What is it about my personality that makes me NOT trust anyone. I expect the worst from people and Im pretty sure it's just because that's what I've seen from the majority of the people I let into my life. The cold dark mean side of people. I guess I just bring out the worst in people
Honest hearts produce honest actions.
Bombers Needed Please!!!
Happy Hump Day
Pic On The Night Stand
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well , who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."
Odd Facts About Me
Odd Facts about MEDO YOU SNORE?:I think I do sometimes, never stayed awake to check...haha LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:Lover totally WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:Losing one of my children AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:Not so much WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:Its stupid, but to each his own DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:yes, I do WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:I thought I was....but, beauty is in the eye of the beholder HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:what single life??? lol...I dont think I have ever been single....long story WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:Black DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:sometimes HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:Nope, but I would love to ANY SECRET TALENTS?:hehehehe....well, I do have a couple WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:Some place quiet and green...maybe in the mountains HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:yep....and no I dont care for it much HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:Yes..interesting movie DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:I dont care as much as I should...I dont use aresol h
well here I am sitting at work bored shitless. Someone come and spice me up!!!
The Cry Of The Wolf
The cry of the wolf, cuts the silence of the night. A sound so anciently familiar, that man instinctively seeks flight. Those who seek to understand, know that they are not cruel. They kill only what they need, living by mother nature's rules. The wolf pack is a family, just like yours and mine. Living together with unwritten laws, each member knows when it is their turn to dine. Wolves are loving and caring parents, punishing and praising each pup their due. For each one must learn their place, if the pack is to survive each generation anew. So when you hear a wolf's howl, listen to it to the full. Feel its' primeval beauty, way deep down in your soul! ~Mark D Martinson~
Prayer For The Day
Heavenly Father, thank You for the blood of Jesus which cleanses my sins and gives me a blameless heart. Search my heart today and remove anything that isn't pleasing to You. I open my heart to You and invite You to work in every area of my life. I bless You and thank You for Your faithfulness. In Jesus Name. Amen.....Have a Jesus Filled Day!God Bless!
To My Friends (new & Old)
I'm on the road alot/ Not all hotels or venues have internet access. So, if I'm not on for a while dont get all butt sore and start leaving me shitty notes in my shoutbox. Duh, I wont get them for a while. Just be patient and relax. I'll get to you when I can. If its that important I get to you, give me ur number and when I'm bored in the van or waiting for the show to start I'll call you.
Read This Please!!!!
STATE POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS* Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of RatBonesBlakStar or contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know. Ladies, this is serious. Gentlemen,
Someone Elses Pic...
I guess there was a new change on everyones profile page. It looks more streamlined, however, it seems to lack some security. I checked out mine to see how it looked, and low and behold, there was a picture of a blonde (not attractive)womans pic on my picture part of my profile?????????? Of course I deleted it. I want to know how this could happen and if anyone else has had the same happen to them. If this is the kind of security fubar has then no ones profile is safe from sabotage. Please let me know if it has happened to you and how you feel about the lack of security with fubar! Rio
Getting The Hang....
yep finally getting over the frustration.... im getting the hang of fubar..damn bout time well hope ppl keeps coming and checking me out i am maybe ill come across urs...Holla...
You need to push your boundaries a bit today, if only to stave off boredom. It's a great time to explore new possibilities in your love life or home situation, but go only as far as you're willing to go. Right now I'm looking at my life as having possibilities right now. Just when I think my life is going to go in one direction, something completely changes. The good thing is at the moment I'm flexible about the changes. I've always pushed my boundaries, sometimes a little too much so but things have always worked out the way they are supposed to.
What Is A Demon
I am a demon,a tortured soul damned by the choice i made to not believe in god but what is a demon really? A demon is a fallen angel an angel that believed in satin rather than god,that hates humans because god loves us more than he does them but ironicly still hold some love for god.Demons and Angels in fact look exactly the same so by looking at them you cant tell them apart it's the way they talk to humans that sets them apart angels tell you to worship god and carry out his will while demons tell you not to believe in god because he is flawed.I am a demon yet i tell people to respect one another,i tell people not to fight,i try to share wisdom and compassion to those in need,i never tell people their religious beliefs are wrong nor should they not have faith but i let it be known that religion is not for me.I am a demon because i have never been love by any of my girlfriends in my past yet i loved them out of fear of not being loved.When i'm angry i curse god and when im happy i pr
My Baby Started Scool
So my little baby girl just started her first day of school. Kindergarten... :-) She seemed to do very well... She gave me a big hug and a big kiss goodbye and ran over to her desk ready to learn. Whoo Hoo!!
Again With The Lies!!
Today is perfect for big parties or other social events. You're feeling friskier than usual -- which is saying a lot -- and ought to be able to get your friends or sweetie in the right mood as well.
Nerd World
Its a Nerd World baby. Let's take it back to the origins; High School. There were two classes the Nerds and the Jocks. Now lets look at those classes a bit. Who would argue that Michael Jordan isn't the highest of all Jocks? He makes the most money, set the most records, and was the best player in a very popular sport. Now lets look at the High Nerd; Bill Gates. What Jordan makes in a year, Bill Gates makes waking up. Sure people hate windows, but they still use it. Having one of his products; The Xbox, is just as cool and maybe even cooler than having a pair of Air Jordans, and no one wants to come over to your house and stare at your shoes for two hours.
Not Feelin' It
Just not into this whole work thing this week. I'm glad I have Friday off. The sooner this week is over the better. I just wish I had something fun to do Friday. I'll probably just hibernate. Its supposed to be raining that day anyway.
Why Parents Drink!!
Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed To "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so Nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing ,tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that Marijuana doesn't really hurt anyo
Kidney Stones Suck!
ok, so i'm new here to FUBAR, but here goes. my first rant of many, i'm sure. i have surgery 2 days ago to remove a kidney stone, and lemme tell ya.... i'm hurtin'!!! with the meds you have to take afterwards, and the gallons of water you have to drink in order to flush all that crap out, there's one big pain in the ass after another. i'll be glad when it's all over. tired of being in such pain. on a lighter note, school starts back up on monday, as does my co-op job as a mechanical engineer for one of the world's largest maker of steering components for GM vehicles. kinda cool. more later..... i have to go pee again....
Loving You
You are the first person I ever actually love And I thank the man up above Everytime I see you I love you even more It’s a feeling I have never felt before When I’m w/u I could be myself I don’t have to pretend 2 be someone else That feeling when u look at me Forever I hope you and I will be I don’t know what I will do w/out u in my life I probably will die inside It the way u are I never thought I can fall so hard It like you’re the other half of me And when I’m with you I feel free I don’t know what u do But w/out u my sky will no longer be blue When I’m with u I get off track And I can’t found my way back When I’m not w/u I feel like I’m going insane Loving you that’s the thing I just can’t explain
Do I?......
Do I haunt your dreams? Hear me laugh and sing? Does it fade away, into A memory and a whisper? Look and you may see. A haunting clint of me. Looking from behind the tree. Running down your street. Think and you may recall. Listen and you may hear. A memory and a whisper. Make this life real. Tell me what you feel. Send it on the breeze. The wind will float it to me. For tonight I know. Under the moon glow. Everything to me. Is plainly seen. A memory and A whisper. Of you and me. Listen and you will hear. Think and recall the memory. Do I haunt your dreams? Do I haunt your life? I know its true.... Memory and a whisper
i want to thank all of my friends for careing for me and thanks for the gifts and comments you guys rock im doing better today and its not raining the sun is out again thanks guys for being there for me
I Was In A Car Accidnet
Yesturday afternoon I was on my way back from dropping some stuff off at my place and just as I almost got back some kid who just barely got his license T-Boned my car. Nothing to serious but I did go to the hospital to have my neck checked out cause it is really sore and giving my a really bad headache. They gave me some medication and well lets just say last night I had the best sleep I have had in a realy really long time. Well I wanted to let everyone know I am alright but I am not going to be around for the net few days. Take care and I will talk to you all later.
Traffic Accidents
90%of teens say "oh shit"right before they get in a major traffic accident. The other 10 % are from wisconsin (thats where im from:P) And say "hold my beer and watch this shit!"
Chronically Confused
seems as if i have tried everything to cope with the depression that plagues my thoughts while i sit here alone and in everyday life. lots of ppl think i shouldnt be depressed because i have love. but i have learned that love is not the root of all happiness. all though love does keep me alive from each day to each day, but it does not keep the sadness of depression away. i am bombarded with debt, stress, and feeling as if i dont belong no matter where i go. this includes work, in public, and even in my own home. i'm unsatisfied with my residence and everything that inhabits inside. but most of all i have discovered that i am unhappy with myself. my looks, personality, all my traits, they all disguist me in everyway. and i think until i can control all these things that make me unhappy, depressed, stressed, and paranoid, i will never truly be able to be happy. i fear that i will never be able to control them and i fear i will never be able to be happy.
Do You Ever Regret Things...
I do all the time.. seriously. I wish i had my license 3 years earlier... I wish i didnt have 2 jobs last year... I wish i called him more.... i wish i wasnt so busy.... i wish i noticed when he needed me... i wish i went to visit more.... i wish i was a better daughter.. I dont regret missing him though..
Why I'm Sad
I found out this morning that the woman that basically raised me from age 9 months to 14 yrs died. I am very upset by this. This woman was not related to me but she was like a mother to me. She was very dear to me as was her husband that passed away in 1993. I will miss her very much. Love you Gladys. 11-20-20 to 8-20-07.
I'm A Bitch
I hate the world today You're so good to me I know but I can't change Tried to tell you But you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath Innocent and sweet Yesterday I cried Must have been relieved to see The softer side I can understand how you'd be so confused I don't envy you I'm a little bit of everything All rolled into one I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way So take me as I am This may mean You'll have to be a stronger man Rest assured that When I start to make you nervous And I'm going to extremes Tomorrow I will change And today won't mean a thing Just when you think, you got me figured out The season's already changing I think it's cool, you do what you do And don't try to save me I'm a bitch, I'm a tease I'm a goddess on my knees When you hurt, when you suffer I'
She Was My Sweetheart
tired of posting these on my profile, so into the blogs they go..
Too Much Time In My Pc Chair
Well today is my day off. And what goals have I set for today? I have decided to spend as much time as possible with my very bestest buddy, my "PC Chair" Give me a moment to describe it to you. it is a 5 wheeled high backed, double armed, faded purple (under the stains n dust) PC Chair, and is about the most comfy place in the house. Not to mention its located right in front of my PC I dont even have to get up for a snack cuz my thoughtful chair has taken my hunger into consideration amd has cleverly stashed away random goodies down in the crevices. When I am low on change, who but my PC Chair has tended to my financial needs and freely donates up to $1.86 in change. You may say " $1.86 ? what can ya do with that?" But hey thats a cold soda pop to enjoy ( in my PC Chair of course). It has wheels so that I dont have to get up and walk anywhere in the house. All I need do is push myself around and Im there. A few pushes and Im in the restroom and with some "experianc
Wot Sex Sign Are You?
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at
The Most Wonderful Day
Yesterday was the best birthday I have ever had. Even though My love could not be with me physically. we spent the entire day together.. and then went to bed at about the same time. I could never love any one more than I love you dearest. you are my heart soul and world... when we are finally together ..6days.. I am never letting go of you... then 9/29 we shall.. become one and be together forever. You have made me the happiest woman in the turn i will try to make you the happiest man. You are my world.. my heart.. my universe
How Hot Are You?
According to this reading, you are 86% sexually hot! 'How sexually hot are you?' at
don't think anyone reads bulletin's anymore just wanted to send a shout posted some new nsfw pics in my private folder the last 2 day if your interested take a look
My Morning
Ok, so I haven’t been to sleep since yesterday. I'm pretty much running on fumes at this point. My sister decided that she was going to throw a tantrum. I in an attempt to stop her managed to have my knee lock up and almost broke my freaking neck, and now my left knee is in some serious pain. My morning has started out oh so well, I can't wait for the rest of my day to begin **Sarcastic Grin**. Later all, that is if I survive this day.
Please Read.........a Girl Is Missing (from The Bulletin Board)
My friends Step-Sister is missing, please repost this bulletin so that everyone would be able to see the flyer and hopefully find Megan. Thanks Ron (Raincloud-Honorable Society of Wolves) Endangered Runaway Case Type: Endangered Runaway Name: Megan Elizabeth Francis Welch DOB: Mar 10, 1993 Age Now: 14 Missing Date: Aug 13, 2007 Missing City: LAUREL Missing State : MD Missing Country: United States Race: White Sex: Female Height: 5'6" (168 cm) Weight: 140 lbs (64 kg) Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Hazel Case Number: USMD070078656 Circumstances: Subject is missing from Laurel, Howard County, Maryland. Subject is known to wear a gold chain with a "Star of David". Subject may be in the company of a Hispanic male by the first name of Javier and in a Red Chevy Camaro ANYONE HAVING INFORMATION SHOULD CONTACT Maryland Center for Missing Children 1-800-637-5437 (1-800-MDS-KIDS) Howard County PD, 410-313-2929, Det. Markley or Det. Perry
Warm butter through the skin and cold steel, Like a pressure valve, Like a song. So sweet and kind and fierce, With broken bottles, And sexy. Just touching what you want, Just grasping at its tail, Sliding around muscle and bone Loving and careful Ripping dashing gashing With a Coke can edge. The only real thing You can feel, Just about the only thing that gets through anymore. Somehow the line along metaphor and reality Seems to balance on a razor blade So nicely, Precisely. Like scalpels and switch blades, Not the conjunction of pain and pleasure, But of suspicion and proof-- It’s all the same, Just a new way of doing it. So maybe you suffer too, But at least I can see mine. Bailisk
Psst Have You Heard The Latest Its Spreadin Like Wild Fire
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ~`!cRaZy-SHARON!`~ Date: Aug 22, 2007 8:14 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Concrete Evidence Official Street TeamDate: Aug 22, 2007 6:37 AMHey everyone, I know I tell you guys everyday, but please continue to play Without You. All ya gotta do is click the link! Thanks everyone for all your support!And as always, don't forget to leave CE some love!!!a>
Never Let The Bozos Get You Down
Every now and then I have to remind myself, that life is too short to let the bozos, pretenders, fakers, and general riff-raff bring you down. Sometimes I feel like I am Al Bundy and that I never get a break. Then I am reminded that I am just fine. I know who I am, and that's fine. I am a loyal friend to the end, you can try and teat me like a doormat, and that's ok. I will smile, and think of some happiness, a snickerdoodle cookiee, a 40 yr old cognac, and I wil be just fine. Life is too short, and I like to have fun.
Bring On, Bring On
What could I do different? It makes one sober to think In an age of illusion Its hard to know when to stop How could I live indifferent Believing in time and fate As long as I have a witness My name is not at stake Bring on This flowering Bring on, bring on Bring on This flowering Bring on Though words cannot describe Its hard waiting for heaven May your song keep you alive Bring on This flowering Bring on, bring on Bring on This flowering And on the day I said good-bye My drowning tear catches a light Like the gift of sight The babys eye, darkness into light I can rest my soul and Walk in the light Im positively spring time The gift of sight The babys eye Darkness into light
All I Want Is Everything...
I don't know how to leave you And I don't know how to stay I got things that I must tell you That I don't know how to say The man behind these empty words Is crying out in shame Holding on to this sinking ship Where nothing else remains All I want is everything, am I asking too much? All I want is everything, like the feel of your touch But all I have are yesterdays, tomorrow never comes It's hard to hold your head up When you're kneeling down to pray And talkin' don't come easy now When the words get in the way And if you could see what's going on Behind these private eyes The truth would look so easy now But I'm running out of lies All I want is everything, am I asking too much? All I want is everything, like the feel of your touch But all I have are yesterdays, tomorrow never comes You think the shadow of doubt is hanging over my head It's just an angel whose wings hide the sun And it's myself I betray, I cannot wish this awa
Falling In And Out Of Love
When I say I love you I do But this with you will not do I need someone I can lean on Someone I can count on too Yes you are there sometimes For that I am grateful to you But I need someone there full time And that you can not do You told me once you loved me That I could believe in you I was there when you needed someone Where were you when I needed someone, too? The time has come for me to let go Never to expect you to care again People may come and people may go But my love will never end
A Quick "hi" Before Work
This is gonna have to be a REALLY quick "HI"! I have to leave for work in no more than 15 mins., and I'm not quite ready yet. I pushin' it. But...I try my best to get in and say "HI" to everyone, since I am not the best at getting in to individual profiles. That didn't use to be that big a problem...untill my friends list got longer and longer...I'd be ALL day postin' comments, and nothing else...hehehehe So...a big COLLECTIVE HI, seems to be the best way! Hope you all have a great day, and I'll be back around Fu later this afternoon when I get home! HAVE A GOOD ONE FU'S...TAKE CARE
The Devil Came Down To Georgia
When one falls into a hole, lies and assumptions abound how does one banish the evils inside? I liked the hole before the devil came down to Georgia.Now I am strangling inside. I won't speak any more there in lies danger. Isolation my solace if there is any to be found. Accusations like litter on a Chicago street gives me pause but I won't beat feet. I will try what I haven't before, stand my ground and steadfast stick to my truths. Reign in my anger and search for answers like a sleuth. UFFKIN AY I'm back in the saddle again.
Driving Test
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a 'drop off' - (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on) and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? For the answer see below * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round *
Definitely Out Of My Mind
Ok, so I am a middle aged (OMFG!!!) somewhat attractive mother of four children. I use the term "children" very lightly because they are all just about grown. I am already starting to feel the "empty nest". Anyway, I think I am stuck in a rut in my life and there is no hope of ever getting out of it short of death. I love to flirt with men (some women) and I do it all the time... I work in a public place so there is ample opportunity. I find myself fantasizing about the men I flirt with...I love a guy with ink and if he rides a motorcycle I am quivering all over! There lies my problem...I have been with my "b/f" type person for almost 5 years...but I can't help but think that there has to be more to MY life than this...I feel like I have somehow been short changed...I keep thinking about all those men I could be with and I just want to scream at the top of my voice "I need more!!!" I hate the thought of being with this one guy for the rest of my life..."is this the last man I am ev
Ha! Today's Horrorscrope! You may feel like giving up, thanks to weird signals or missed deadlines -- but try your best to hang in there! Things should pick up in the very near future, and you'll be glad you kept the faith.
The Perfect Mate
The idea of a perfect mate is a fairy tale told to us by family members and loved ones thru out our lives. The truth is everyone is so individual whether by upbringing or opinion that I don't believe that there could be a perfect person for each of us. We've all heard- the right one will come along. The reality is perfect would be boring. We need someone imperfect because we are all imperfect. Our differences make up who we are. I find that this ideal tends to be the hardest to dispell. Would you really want someone who fits to a tee? Would you really want someone who never has a conflict with you? How would you continue to grow as a person? I don't know about you after a good arguement, the sex feels all the better. Fighting can bring an appriciation of differences. The perfect man, in my mind would be a bore........not perfect at all.
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
My Perfect Girl
The perfect girl for me would be the one that keeps my life on the edge of excitement, using her imagination to keep me motivated about life in general. Making me want her and make love to her at all times. It would be a girl that would love trying new things in life, and keeping our lives wrapped in adventures at all times. Looks count, but it's not a big part of my decision. Emotions and feelings it is what really counts at the end anyways for that it's all there inside my heart..... I would fall in love with that girl, and i would make her the center of my life, giving her all my attention and energies creating the most beautiful story of love.
aug 31....rock n roll baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Tasty Cheesy Chicken
Italian seasoning and Parmesan cheese create a great flavor on this BBQ chicken dinner. Ingredients: 1 package chicken thighs and breasts 1/2 tsp Italian seasoning 1 tsp Parmesan cheese 1 bottle honey BBQ sauce Directions: BBQ the chicken on a grill. Mix the BBQ sauce with Parmesan cheese and Italian seasoning. Stir very well. When the chicken is done cooking, place the BBQ sauce on the chicken while it is on the grill and let it cook onto the chicken. Number of Servings: 4 or more Notes from the Cook Make sure BBQ sauce is brazed on chicken.
2 Tough Questions. . . Very Interesting!!
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart ofwhiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll
Ghost Rider On Behalf Of Sassy Laurie
What Is Real?
The question on my mind recently has been: What is real? I get so caught up in things sometimes, and the way that I feel, I don't pay attention to the tell tale signs that others around me might not be on the same page. There are times that I get very focused on things in my life, kind of dig my heels in and forget to look around at what else is going on. I guess some might say that I get a bit obsessive. I do it in relationships, work, home, everything, but usually only one thing at a time. I need to learn to multi-task with my energy!!! LOL Lately I have been focusing alot on my medical issues, haven't had a lot of time to focus elsewhere, so it has given me the opportunity to see some things that I hadn't previously seen. Like who those people in my life are that really care about me. They are the ones that ask me how I am, and send me good wishes, and tell me to keep my head up, that things will all work out. Then there are the people that just don't seem to ha
Feel my kiss warm upon your lips I want to embrace you tight Let me run my fingers through your hair Watch as my silhouette Glides across the room To comfort you in bed this night Let my fingers trail upon your skin As I watch the bumps begin to rise Tremble as my heart begins to race Thinking of what I want to do tonight Let our bodies become one I want to feel your heart beating with mine Come and let me touch you Take all of you inside We can dance that lovers waltz A constant rhythm against me Let me feel your soft warm skin Against me all the time I want to give you my touch I want to love you til the end of time.
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The Break-up
why did you leave me "I needed some space" nobody will grieve with me "I think they don't like your face" was I so terrible to please "you kept making me wear protection" I didn't want to get a disease "you made me wear a steel toe shoe over my erection" was it too much to ask that you eat me "your gave me a knife and a fork" was it too much to ask that you say you love me "you'd fart and ask "does it smell like pork?" will I ever see you again "god willing, it'll be through a telescope" i'll love you til the very end "then tomorrow, come look for me at the end of a rope"
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Long slow deep Tongues twirling in sensual motion Intensity with bolts of electricity Racing through our bodies Against the wall As if to say "I want you now" Passionate rush Heart throbbing ecstacy Soft subtle release Tenderly lighting upon the lips Gripped in erotic sensations Panting with breathless wonder Wanting badly yet teasing to please In unison as two lovers dancing Round and round in perfect motion Nibble of lips as if to taste Sweet nectar of the Gods Longer slower deeper A kiss like no other!
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They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no' Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go I'd rather be at home with ray I ain't got seventeen days Coz there's nothing There's nothing you can teach me That I can't learn from mr hathaway I didn't get al lucky at class But I know it don't come in a shot glass They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no' Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go The man said 'why do you think you here' I said 'I got no idea I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby so I always keep a bottle near' He said 'I just think your depressed, kiss me here baby and go rest' They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no' Yes I've been
Why Would Anyone Post Mum Asking If You Sell Soul To The Devil?
I have no idea but someone seems to have a weird sence humor on this one > but im not laughing iIs serious to joke about God (A blastehmey)about our Lord and to Our Lord ..To joke of the the devil is serious cause he is no joking matter> to me about our Lord>. sounds like a devil at work for sure requesting souls an beware I say to you ; when your approached with these wicked ones. Pray to God so he,ll open your eyes to the light so you can see its devil playing games to win your soul in here . Be a ware ok .. God will be near; close by watching and seeing all. and knowing all. hugs diana
Hey Friends Of Ct
i am at the library and thought i would touch base with everybody.....hope everyone has been doing ok....for us things are still rough....however lee did tell that jerkoff he was buying that truck from where to stick that truck.....then we found out that the guy was selling us the truck illegally.....anyway other than finances being in a blah situation right now we are doing ok....white oak has put lee in as a company driver for now until he can get him another truck.....i still don't know how long it will be before i can get back online.....miss you all...... lots of love, rebelrose32
So, I got off work early tody. Came home, made my afternoon coffee, fired up the internet, found some hot lesbian video action, starting fubaring, and started doing some self exploration when the phone rings. My wife's friend was cominmg over to print some resumes. Just when it was getting good. Well, she left and the realty company calls and they want to show the house between 6:00 and 8:30 tonight. So much for renting a movie. Now I'm scared to take my clothes off because I don't who else will drop by. Has this ever happened to you?
Cali Part 2
I got a L.A. Style hair do and it f'ing rox. I have my purple and blue out of my hair now its all dark until I get home then will redo it. I am flying home tomorrow for my b-day.
One Cock,two Cocks,three Cocks.four?
Though I try to be a good girl..and I am occassionally very good it..I love being a bad could say a nasty girl..well somewhat a slut. But I take pride in keeping up to that name..having some fun...getting what I want...leaving no one unpleased. What a day it was..I can still recall..I had the day off..and you know me when I have time on my hands...Im gonna fuck..shit I dont even have to have time on my hands..I do quickie's too!:-)Anyway, I call up some friends..some special friends ..each one unique in there own way. Each one has pleased me to my satisfaction previously ..or they wouldnt get the call. So I make plans with guy one..animal in bed..very conservative out of the bedroom...and fucking sexy as hell! I plan to meet him at his hotel around 5...he travels frequently ..which is always a good thing for me..he cums my way. Then I call guy number boy..hard working blue collar man..facial hair..and a tanned body to worship. Were getting together around 7:
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To Those Who Have Sent Me Personal Salutes...
...if i have not returned the love, barw with me. They are on the making. Things have gotten a bit hectic and stressful as of today. Don't wanna really get into it right now. I'm still pretty pissed off, and when I talk about something when I am still mad it just makes me more so. Just know i haven't forgotten you! Thanks for your support and patience!! Gimptastic (eric)
October 17
LMAO... I wasn't going to post this but then I got to my power symbol... PERFECT! ROFLMAO... Your Birthdate: October 17 You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life. And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others. You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented. Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage. Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all Your power color: Bronze Your power symbol: Half Moon Your power month: August
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Walk With Me
Walk with me, the path of life, to explore every bend of the road Enjoy with me the beauty of life, along its wonderful way Find comfort with me, in each other's arms, when grief crosses our path Find strength with me, in each other's strength, when despair lies in wait Laugh with me, a single true laugh, to enlighten another's distress Cry with me, a single true tear, to understand true happiness Cherish with me, the wonders of life, as they need to be preserved Rejoice with me, in the mysteries, of what is yet to be Find peace with me, in each other's souls, when the world has gone insane Find love with me, in each other's hearts, until this life has been fulfilled And when the path comes to an end I hope we can say from within We've known the beauty of true love, our love came from within
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Strip Song
Your Stripper Song Is She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D. "Her off beat dance makes me fantasize (Her curves) She's sexy!!" You are 100% sex appeal. As simple as that. LMAO Personally... I'd prefer Buttons... :)
For Those Who Served & Fought For Our Freedom......
Take a man and put him alone, put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but his blood, make him live in sweat, in mud. This is the life I have to live, this the soul to the Devil I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, while young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Vietnam". Use your signs and have your fun, then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, then I'm supposed to die for you. There is one thing that you don't know; and that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love just for hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, then I heard them say "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, to let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, to keep the freedom you live by. By his dying your life he buys, but who gives a DAMN if a
My Man Jim
I Posted Some Pics Of Jim Which I Have Been Seeing For The Past 2 Weeks. Im Glad I Didnt Meet On Here. Met To Many Players. Hes Older And A Sweet Guy And Treats Me Good. For Once Gods Looking Out For Me.
Have U Felt It????
a question to everyone im askin is have u ever felt like ... like enuff isnt enuff? almost like u just cant get enuff of something that its makes ur whole body and ur mind goes into a state of confusion. i feel this. i feel this every day. maybe im going crazy. maybe insane is the logical answer. let me explain what in talkin about. i will be sitting here. my mine wanders to the thought of a special person in my life. this is when everything happens. this is something i think of every day, all day. thinkin about wat im gonna say. thinkin about wat im gonna do. wondering wat she will say, wat she will do back. wondering when she will be here, and when she will leave. hopeing our time together will keep her interested and hopeing she will never leave. wishing her day has been a good one and if t hasnt wat i can do to take her mind off the problems of everyday life. thinkin i failed if i cant put a smile on her face when shes sad. making her laff when shes mad or keepin her happy for
Great Read
Women have strengths that amaze men. > >>They bear hardships and they carry burdens, > >>but they hold happiness, love and joy. > >>They smile when they want to scream. > >>They sing when they want to cry. > >>They cry when they are happy > >>and laugh when they are nervous. > >>They fight for what they believe in. > >>They stand up to injustice. > >>They don't take 'no' for an answer > >>when they believe there is a better solution. > >>They go without so their family can have. > >>They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. > >>They love unconditionally. > >>They cry when their children excel > >>and cheer when their friends get awards. > >>They are happy when they hear about > >>a birth or a wedding. > >>Their hearts break when a friend dies. > >>They grieve at the loss of a family member, > >>yet they are strong when they > >>think there is no strength left. > >>They know that a hug and a kiss > >>can heal a broken heart. > >>Wome
Your Love Is Represented By a Pink Rose You see love as something that should be light, fun, and whimsical. People fall in love with you easily. And you tend to fall out of love easily! You express your love through attention and shared experiences. You love people more than they realize.What Rose Represents Your Love?
Have A Good Evening!
OK, I've had about enough for today. Heading home now sweeties. Talk to ya all tomorrow. Have a good night and Happy Hump Day!!!!
Fitting In
its funny most of my pix i have a drink in hand its not that i drink alot( actually ive recently quit) but it seems the only time ppl take my picture is when im out lol and finally my pix fit in someplace with the fubar drinking theme hahahahaha maybe its just that they think my picture is better taken with that magical bar lighting ive heard so much about lmao
So I am having computer trouble. My computer likes to just reboot itself at random times when I am using it. There is no warning screen, it simply reboots and I get really pissed off. My internet connection is constantly reseting itself too. I'll be on yahoo messenger and it disconnects almost after every message I receive or send. WTF!!! I'm getting so pissed about this that I am ready to throw this fucking thing through the window!!! Any help out there? And no it is not a virus. I have 4 virus checkers, 2 firewalls and 3 IP scramblers.
Damn Im Stuck On You
I think i found true love. shes the only one to make smile, shes always there there when im feelin down. since there first time we talked shes been on my mind and it hurts every nite for me to say goodbye. seein her face keeps me sane a day without her could cause some horrible thangs. all i need is her smile to get me by cuz shes all i think about from time to time.
I have had the worse day possible! Besides feeling all alone and it being a yucky weather day where I wanna stay inside under the covers naked :) I have gotten two tickets because my kids were not buckled in the seats! Wish I could cry right now, but hey that's life...hope everyone else had a better day! Now let's party this Hump Day up! Let's drink and get naked!
Somewhere hope was lost in the shuffle of my life. With downcast eyes, and scuffed shoes I wander. Glancing quickly into the faces of passersby. Taking note of their smiles, their proud carriage. They have a meaning, a purpose, that I do not. Continuing on my way, fading into the crowd, I stumble, and a strong hand reaches out for me. Without thought, I grab it, and steady myself. My feet back under me, I turn to say Thanks. And in looking into the eyes of the stranger, Hope collides with me, and I know I am not lost. For that stranger wasn't a stranger at all, But, Hope disguised in the form of man. By reaching out, he gave me back my hope, Through simple kindness, showed me I was worthy. ~Morgana Angelia~ ~8-22-2007
Am I???
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.Oh I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention,but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza
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For Lack Of New Materiel...force
Right away when he walked in I could tell he was nerves so I asked him to mix us a drink. After chit-chat, and several drinks later; it was time for the kid gloves to come off. A small gesture of bumping into someone can be the opening for a lot of things....(smiling). A quick turn while moving the breast close enough to tease, does wonders. From there a very soft whisper makes him get close into you and before you know it your lips are feeling the smoothness of each others (for lack of a better word) alpha for the first time. Then, a roaming of the hands lets the other one know it's ok to touch and your off to a wonderful, investigating touch and experimenting session. This one became different, he laid on the bed with his clothes on, waiting for me to lay in his arms. After a very nice, long, sometimes heavy, sometimes soft kissing session and some more whispering about things to come; my clothes came off, and his half way did. He wanted to please me first. He when down on me a
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A Real Friend
Just what is a real friend? Out of all the people on my friends list, I can honestly say I can call about 6 of them Real Friends. A real friend will ask how my day was and really care. A real friend will call me once a day to check up on me or text me to let me know they are thinkin of me. When a real friend hurts, I hurt and vice versa. A real friend knows that appreciation and understanding and commitment are all vital to being a real friend. So sit back and think of what you know about me and how you treat me as well as others on your friends list. Would you call yourself a real friend or not?
Well Well Lol
Last I looked my videos in my stash were back YAY lol
Sit down and listen to stories Romanticizing yesteryear None of us have been there Not like you Ignorant offspring spewing mourning Please, spare me They don’t hold a light to you And your candle faded fast But enough of this collective Judas Who can deny your influence on our world? It’s hard to see you in this light Pale and shrunken and eaten away What happened to the giant? Held on high shoulders And introduced to the autumn’s colors Oh what will they do when the lights go down Without you there to guide them all to Zion? What will they do besides shiver in fear and blind faith? Do you believe in the Father, The son And the Holy Ghost Save yourself and shake your fist And let them know you’ve made your way home The sky is shining bright, but all eyes are on the ground You were the light the children will only hear about Told in stories fueled by your burning son I only pray the lord knew when to take you up You’ve been in this shell for too long Snug i
Blood Instead Of Ink
Blood Instead of Ink He didn't realized how much pain was inflicted When he wrote the title it was slightly restricted What he had written in blood, he could not erase But all he could think of was her conniving face First verse told a story of love's once upon a time When all he cared about was the girl on his mind It was the schoolboy crush he never grew out of Maturing into something he thought could be love The second verse consisted of some romantic events Which included his memorable Birthday presents Long walks on the beach and dinner by candlelight Stargazing in an open field on a late summer night The next verse was the collapse of his relationship Where things were going wrong and he let them slip For some reason she didn't feel the same way anymore And that's where she left him and walked out the door In the fourth verse tears were pouring from his eyes Streaming down his face onto the paper as he cries But those tears turned into angry words as
Nine Words A Woman Uses!
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
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Rituals On D/s Lifestyle
There are several benefits to the establishment and performance of rituals. They reinforce the D/s relationship and provide an avenue for expression of commitment and involvement. Submissives display trust and respect for the dominant through their obedience, and dominants affirm the trust and openness of the submissive through recognition. In this way, the flow of power is facilitated and balance is maintained. Since rituals are one of the conduits of power flow between the dominant and the submissive, lack of ritual, therefore, can act as a dam, hindering smooth interaction between the individuals. Removal of an established ritual can also be used as a powerful form of punishment. A submissive may not realize just how important a simple ritual is until it is removed. If power flow is the language of submission, then rituals become its vocabulary. Let's consider a ritual for serving tea. Such a ritual might entail kneeling on the dominant's right side, holding the cup in a ce
How I Miss You My Darling, How I miss your touch I miss your whisper of "I love you so much" Your love is so sweet, so gentle, so tender So wonderful - just like the sender My love for you is so true and so deep I pray that my love you will forever keep I love you more each and every day I love you, Baby - in every way I love it when you Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ! ! ! ! OMG - that makes me Purrrrrrrrrrr! ! ! ! LIYA - is where I want to be Me pleasing you and you pleasing me I want to be touching you - skin to skin Baby - I am ready for our life to begin I am counting the days until then You will long for love - never again I will love you like crazy for the rest of your life You will have the best friend, lover and wife I want to be your everything I want to be what makes your heart sing I love you, Darling - please never doubt I love you so much - I want to Shout Until we are together again - hold me in your heart I am holding you in mine - as I have from the s
What Slaves Need
Author: ©1997 by david stein © slaves, and those who seek to be slaves, are constantly advised not to be self-centered and not to focus on our needs and desires but rather those of others. And this can be good advice when a would-be slave is so focused on fantasies of what a Master will look like, act like, and do to the slave that he loses sight of what he will do for the Master or bring to the relationship. Being a full-time sex toy/captive/whipping boy almost never actually happens, and if that’s what slavery means to you, 99% of the real-life Masters out there will be terribly disappointing. But aside from that lesson, there’s another, more subtle lesson about slave “selfishness” that’s only now becoming clear to me, which is that someone who’s looking to become a slave, or remain a slave, needs to be ruthlessly selfish about getting his or her slave needs met. By this i don’t mean the basic needs of life for food, shelter, clothing, employment, social contacts, and a degree
Random Do you have any pets? Nyet What color shirt are you wearing? black Name three things that are physically close to you: comp, couch, table? lol What is the last book you read? green eggs and ham xD Are you or were you a good student? nah not good What's your favorite sport? NONE Do you enjoy sleeping late? no What's the weather like right now? 67degrees F but apartment is COLD brrrr Who tells the best jokes? moi What was the last thing you dreamed about? dunno Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes...and NOOO *crosses fingers* Do you believe in karma? no Do you believe in luck? no Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? poached xD Do you collect anything? If so, what? dust...i collect bitches online :P lol Are you proud of yourself? OUI Are you reliable? yes, but i dont like being it Have you ever given money to a bum? no What's your favorite food? italian Have you ever had a secret
its always the same people play the game it starts out so strong in the end its wrong forever loving you living life without a clue someone else comes in bitter life of sin no point in love or trust they all turn to dust each time a love is lost a piece of hearts the cost people always tell lies can see it in their eyes fuck you and the game no more feeling shame ill cut my eyes you see before I cry ill bleed
Earning power - Or hair patrol. Just started a new job - cleaning. Hair - hate it, ready to shave my own head, and I swear if I have a single nightmare about hair I will. So, to all you rich fucks who can afford to have someone clean your house rinse, chase, vac your own fucking hair and get rid of the damm cats, they're stinky, smelly hairy and worthless too.
How To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Obsessive-compulsive.
-Your water bill has increased 400 percent since he moved in. -Your face is chafed where he kissed you good-bye eighty-seven times. -He has to clap ten times and touch his nose before he can have an orgasm. Should you brake up with him? Tough call. On the plus side, you can absolutely count on him. He certainly follows a set routine. And he doesn't have much time to cheat between the hand-washings. However, his extracurricular activities may leave little time for you. If you do choose to break up, be persistent-you may have to tell him more than once before it "takes".
She ate my heart like candy The only way to describe her was.. dangerous. Her smile held hidden hazards and her curves were downright treacherous. Her beauty was dark and cruel and mocked my insignificance. She had eyes that were cold yet inviting, that left me feeling defenseless. She was as deadly as a poisonous flower. Try as I might to fight her I was helplessly in her power. It was over for me once she knew my secret, the source if my sexual fire. At the core of my heart, is love it's what fuels my passion and my desire. She caught me; I was trapped like a fly in her web. She bound me with her endless lust and restrained me to the confines of her bed. The taste of my passion was good to her, it sustained and maintained her. She fed off my love until the outside world was nothing more than a memory and a blur. Just one look is all it took to make me her passionate slave. I'd be hers in this life and lust f
Tigger Has Passed
We tried to adjust him to the big world slowly but it was just too much for him and his damaged heart. He passed away from fluid on the lungs. Tigger never knew freedom...Freedom can be very scary when all you have know is a small confined space. Be at peace and comfort will be missed.
well lately i been thinking about a few of my ex's and all the times i had w/ them and shit, but sumhow all my best times w/ them were when i fucked them, and all the kinky shit we'd that normal at all? all it does is just get me horny as fuck again.....thats kinda y im single and able 2 go flirt w/ girls and shit idk but at the same time i miss bein w/ sum 1
Invest In Breast!
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Golden Chain
Remembrance is a golden chain Death tries to break but all in vain; To have, to love and then to part Is the greatest sorrow of one's heart. The years may wipe out many things, But this they wioe out never- The memory of those happy days When we had time together
Cheatin Wife
The Cheatin' Wife A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair, and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and the cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I gave you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Pittsburgh Steeler tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays for the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at
Evolution Of Dance
Are You Close To Leveling?
Are you close to leveling? Do you have less then 15,000 points to level.We need you to have 50 pictures and some stash to rate. If so go to our home page profile and leave a profile comment on how much you have to go. SHADOW LEVELERS@ fubar If you are interested in being a leveler and helping other Fubers level up add us as a friend.If you have any questions please feel free to ask.
Super Man
Magic Beer� A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?" "Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and
12,000 To Level
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Welcome Back
My warm kisses, playful nibbles and lustful bites on your skin say you’ve been missed and how glad I am to be back in your arms. I enjoy the feeling of your fingers running through my hair, gripping my head tightly as my mouth shows my appreciation for you lick by slowly lovely lick. Your nipples stand at attention to let me know you’re happy to have me back as well. This is the sweet reward for my return. I need to find more reasons to leave and comeback more often. As my hands cup both breasts and knead them with my fingers slowly working them towards your nipples, my warm and waiting mouth falling over the erect points, I come to realize the absurdity of my statement. As my lips close around your soft nipples I know I would never leave this unless I had to. Tonight there will be no leaving. We belong to each other As a coming home present I give you my tongue. Frisky as a puppy, see how it likes you.. haha how it skips up and down your soft smooth curves and happily laps at
Where's Every One Gone
So haven't been on here for a while but I remember talking to people here constantly, now I feel like a leper on on this site... What've I got to do to get people to talk to me =(
Drive Thru Confessional
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said,"You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now." The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n' roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony." "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth." "All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional." "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!" "Yes," replied the elderly priest, "And I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, '
Read This And Rate
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
Family Members
I have free spaces. Any ladies interested in being in my family?
12,600 To Level A Leveler
CHRISTINA AGUILERA LYRICS "Beautiful" [Spoken] Don't look at me Every day is so wonderful Then suddenly, it's hard to breathe Now and then, I get insecure From all the pain, I'm so ashamed I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today To all your friends, you're delirious So consumed in all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone Is that the way it is You are beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring you down Don't you bring me down today... No matter what we do (no matter what we do) No matter what we say (no matter what we say) We're the song inside the tune Full of beautiful mistakes And everywhere we go (everywhere we go) The sun will always shine (sun will always shine) And tomorrow we might
This Is Interesting
Survey: Seniors have sex into 70s, 80s BY MARILYNN MARCHIONE, AP Medical Writer An unprecedented study of sex and seniors finds that many older people are surprisingly frisky — willing to do, and talk about, intimate acts that would make their grandchildren blush. That may be too much information for some folks, but it comes from the most comprehensive sex survey ever done among 57- to 85-year-olds in the United States. Sex and interest in it do fall off when people are in their 70s, but more than a quarter of those up to age 85 reported having sex in the previous year. And the drop-off has a lot to do with health or lack of a partner, especially for women, the survey found. The federally funded study, done by respected scientists and published in Thursday's New England Journal of Medicine, overturns some stereotypical notions that physical pleasure is just a young person's game. "Most people assume that people stop doing it after some vague age," said sex researcher Edward Lau
My heart is pounding. Her burning yearning has sparked a flame within my veins that makes my blood boil. She has awakened in me a desire I have never known. My heart pumps molten fluid through me, ignited by the intensity of our love. Beneath the steady drumming in my chest I can hear her panting as she tries to catch her breath. What sexy sounds she makes, giggling and cooing like a lovebird, her playful passion drives me wild. Fused together by love and heat our bodies glisten with sweat, naked flesh is everywhere. I can’t tell, or care where I end and where she begins. My thoughts are shattered by soft kisses on my neck. All else but her has faded from my memory. My only awareness is of her, of her slick and silky calf sliding along my thigh and her wet sensual mouth as she presses her tongue and lips against my neck. The sensations of her warm wet body gyrating against me is all the motivation I need to keep this marathon of love going. For just a moment longer I co
Why Parents Drink...haha
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing i
How To Read Between The Lines
Women Terminologies: what they mean... 1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's ok
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Under The Bridge
My Vip
Thank you to everybody who has helped me during the week and again so far today . I've reached my quota for pic comments again today . I'm maxed . I'll rate stash or pics if anyone wants to leave some comments . Have a good night and great rest of the week ahead . I don't know how to thank all of you so far . Much thanks & luv to all of you . Tom
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Rangers Rout Orioles 30-3
BALTIMORE - The Texas Rangers rounded the bases at a dizzying pace, touching the plate so often it became almost embarrassing to make an out. ADVERTISEMENT The Rangers became the first team in 110 years to score 30 runs in a game, setting an American League record Wednesday in a 30-3 rout of the Baltimore Orioles. Trailing 3-0 in the opener of a doubleheader, Texas scored five runs in the fourth inning, nine in the sixth, 10 in the eighth and six in the ninth. It was the ninth time a major league team scored 30 runs, the first since the Chicago Colts set the major league mark in a 36-7 rout of Louisville in a National League game on June 28, 1897, according to the Elias Sports Bureau. "When you're on this end of it," said Marlon Byrd, who hit one of two Texas grand slams, "you don't want to be the one to make the out. You feel like you have to get a hit every time up." Hours after announcing manager Dave Trembley would return for the 2008 season, the Orioles absorbed th
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Yup Another One
Have you had sex within the past 24 hours? lets not go there Are you gay? well no Do you have hairy legs? nope no way i hate hair Are you sick? nope feel ggrrreat Do you smoke, anything? lol anything Do you like monkeys?yup have 2 How many fillings do you have? a few Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? swiming pool Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? nope Have you ever used an electric toothbrush as a vibrator? lol no Have you ever read the Bible? no i got it on cd Did you ever go to Sunday School? umm i went to this church but were not gonna get into it...see mom eccentric Do you wear a lot of black? always Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? nope just my car Have you ever hugged a tree? yes Do you know what a sphincter actually is? yes Do you wish you lived somewhere else? yes Describe your hair .. alot of it Are you a wilderbeast? ahhhh no Do you like to have fun? always Are you a drama queen? I can be
Show Her
show my girls good friend some love she needs to level~J*E*S*S*I*C*A~@ fubar
Tis A Sad Day
im leaving FUBAR i hate it here,too much those of you whom i actually yack to ill miss u u can reach my by email u have 3 days to say goodbye
Crime Scene Investigators
This is the first one so I needed to send something appropriate and commensurate with how business is done in various law enforcement fields and that despite hard work..long hours, we too have social lives....copy and past this address to see the short movie.. Luv ya. Tony... PS..Just tried it and it works...let me know how you like it....
My Baby...
I know it seems to be that I am "too young" to be in love... but, guess what? I am in love with my baby-boi Andrew, there are pictures in my album, because I love him soo much so I thought I would add this... Hes mine, NOT YOURS you dirty WHORES! I LOVE YOU BABY-BOI!! ♥ Charly... xoxo'
Help My Friend Become The Next Fubar Godfather
Peeps, help my friend become the next fubar godfather. rate his pics, stash, mumms, and blogs. he's put a lot of work into this effort , so lets bomb his site with lots of rates! trout gang@ fubar
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About Sending Forwards
I can safely admit, yes I was and am guility as charged of sending forwards and stuff but lately it's gotten a bit redundant and ridiculous, the way I look at it for one, sending forwards and that via Yahoo or FUBAR or what have you is a little bit of non-sense, usually all it does is give somebody a computer virus and I don't need that since I'm on a fixed income and I don't think anyone else needs it either so as of now, don't send me anymore please besides I think if you care about me and love me and want to be friends with me, it should be talking to me on here or Yahoo or whatever the instant messenger is and if it isn't going to happen than I know who my true friends are because being a friend doesn't mean send 50 million people the same forward and expect it back or you'll have 7 yrs bad luck or have bad luck with relationships for 7 yrs, it's ridiculous! The way I look at it, is if your friends of mine, where ever it is, whether it be on here or Yahoo Messenger or AIM, you tal
Life In General
Today I looked back on a lot of things in life..I went to thinking when I was a kid and I didn't have to really worry about anything and all you had to do was be a kid and go to school?...I have been doing alot of thinking about when ya get old enough and you aren't Holding onto "mommy and daddy's" hand and your out on your own its hard...But I've managed to take care of myself and have my own house, a car, 2 jobs, and go to college full time and I am also a parent to my beautiful 4 year old son and now I could have another kid along the way..I put myself in my kids shoes to see from their point of view such as us as we were kids...Its weird being a parent....I have more to come..

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