why did you leave me
"I needed some space"
nobody will grieve with me
"I think they don't like your face"
was I so terrible to please
"you kept making me wear protection"
I didn't want to get a disease
"you made me wear a steel toe shoe over my erection"
was it too much to ask that you eat me
"your gave me a knife and a fork"
was it too much to ask that you say you love me
"you'd fart and ask "does it smell like pork?"
will I ever see you again
"god willing, it'll be through a telescope"
i'll love you til the very end
"then tomorrow, come look for me at the end of a rope"
