zoom zoom's blog: "it's only funny the first time you die"

when the winter comes banging on your door you'll crave the warmth, you'll wish there was more you cancel the chime ringing choir at your porch you'd trade it in for that silly tiki torch when winter comes howling into your face you'd sacrifice it for beach sand in its place you call out the challenge for those that pass "is it cold enough for ya", as they try to kick your ass when winter comes along and freezes your toes you'll wish the smell of suntan oil was filling your nose you consider a move to the warmer clime you'd do it, you say, if you only had the time when the winter is the winter of your discontent think about those less fortunate, those that cannot afford their rent consider the homeless, and you will feel blessed you'll not curse the cold, for you are warmly dressed i hope I passed the audition..

Imagination runs wild, I could evolve, but then again, I could devolve... I wouldn't want to surprise you and say I enjoy my time on planet earth.. but everyday, I wake up and feel the sense of sanity that often takes over the mind of earthlings. I went to Ozzfest on August 18th, 2007. Ozzy's voice was cracklin.. Zakk played brilliant guitar as usual.. and Michael Bordin on drums, bang da bang... Free tickets, sure... but now it's 20 bucks to park, an extra 2 bucks for everything... but on the bright side, the security guard that opened my soda (they won't let you have a beverage with a cap on it) sprayed himself with cream soda, cuz the moron just twisted the cap right off... I'm beginning to think, no, I know, fubar is kickin myspace's ass... if for no other reason Nudity... god bless the freedom to put it all on the internet I'd wish upon a star, but the damn thing melts my spaceship when I get to close to it

I walk on water okay, it's really a frozen lake I can part the red seas okay, it's really a blood soaked cake I brought a plague down on egypt okay, it was really just a bad flu I killed all the first born children okay, they were just chickens in the stew I caused the twin towers to collapse okay, it was lincoln logs and the weren't that tall I shot john f. kennedy from the grassy knoll okay, I watched it on tv, it came on after lucille ball I have been everywhere and done everything okay, so I'm a house bound schmuck in my underwear I conquer planets with the greatest of ease okay, one of these days, I'll go outside, to this I swear I hope I've passed the audition

rev up my motor turn the key and the gasoline burns watch the tires spinning faster and faster, around the hairpin turns rev up the engines take it one lap at a time free spinning bearings, total collapse brakes that can stop on a dime rev up the horses ponies chasing the checkered flag one more lap to go exploding right front tire, now isn't that a drag.... DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHY I WAS FIRED FROM MAKING TWINKIES???