The old man in his mid-eighties struggles
to get up from the couch then
starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."She says, "Why, are you sick?"
He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts working
and positioning herself to get out
of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, "Where are you going"?
She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what is the matter with you ?"
She says, "If you're going to start using
that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
