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Is The Speed Of Light Absolute?
Okay so here is a question. I don’t need posers who just want to blow smoke out their ass trying to sound smart. This is an actual question. Is there an absolute speed of light? Does light travel at 300,000 kps no matter the conditions? So here is your crash course in relativity. You are on a train traveling at 90mph and drop a ping pong ball onto a table. To you the ball travels straight down, and then bounces straight up. So in your perspective it hasn’t traveled any distance. However for an observer on the ground who is stationary, the ball travels forty feet between bounces. Since the train is moving, they observe distance between bounces, while you observe no lateral distance traveled. Both people are right according to their perspective. Now if hit the ping pong ball at 10mph across the train car, to you the ball will have traveled 10mph, but to the stationary observer it will be moving at 100mph. Again according to the perspective of the observer, they are both right.

Pissed!!!
Thought Id explain my beware-PISSED! status from earlier.Im not sure if I already blogged about it or not, if i did I apologize that Im getting old and old people repeat stories over and over!8-p For those NOT caught up with my boring life, I bought a new car back in April I think it was-was going for a used but decided for a few more thousand it would be worth it to buy NEW to have the lifetime warranty and not deal with the headache of used car issues. It is a 2007 Kia Rio- only 14 miles on it when I got it. I've been very happy with it up until about 3,000 mile mark about 2 weeks ago. The check engine light comes on. It still seems to be driving well so I decide to just drop by the dealership in the morning after work and let them run diagnostics on it.YES I DID check the gas cap first! You would be surprised how many people asked me that! LOL After 2.5 hrs in the waiting room with no response they tell me it was randomly misfiring and they replaced 2 fuel injectors and a few

My Horneyscope!!! ;)
TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Ruling Planet: VENUS The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buyflowers, and light candles for someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly. FAVE POSITION The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most comfortable. BEST SEX TOY A battery powered "erotic massager" TAURUS MALE IN BED The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy,

A Guy At The Beach
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor pescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will the Viagra do him, Doc? ' ' ' ' "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

Old Love
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail." The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."

A Divorce Letter
Dear Wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I ad gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, You don't want sex anymore or anything. So, either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to Texas together! Have a great life! ======================================================================= Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your l

Prime Example This Is The Whole Conversation!
Read bottom to top! ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: I'm glad you know what I come here to do if you read my profile you would and I was ×º°”˜`”°º×...: exactly i rated all your s but you only come here too rate your real friends have a nicew evening we all have a life ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: ok ×º°”˜`”°º×...: i work 70 hours a week im self employed ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: I don't usually chat on here I have been stopping by to rate and stuff sorry ×º°”˜`”°º×...: good for you ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: I'm playing poker tournaments ×º°”˜`”°º×...: hun you never message me ->Im > You: says I'm dry here ->×º°”˜`”°º×...: what? ×º°”˜`”°º×...: wish you would talk too me but i guess you have many many real friends

Well Once Again.
Well once again sports fans. I've wound up looking like a complete fool. At this point, I'm so numb I dont' even feel anything at once again having given my heart to someone who is a liar. Even after everything I told him about the hell I've gone through in the last year, it all comes out in the wash that he is still married! He's been living on the couch for the last few months though! Planning on getting a divorce. Oh lucky me!

Fubar Bouncers
MAYBE SOMEONE OUT THERE CAN TELL ME WHAT THE ID CHECKS ARE ALL ABOUT I HAVE SENT A COUPLE OF MESSAGES TO THE BOUNCERS ON FUBAR AND YOU CAN SEE THE HELP I HAVE GOTTEN CONSTANTLY I AM GETTIN THIS ID CHECK EVRY F***IN NIGHT AT LEAST FOUR OR FIVE TIMES A NIGHT SO MAYBE SOMEONE CAN TELL ME WHATS GOIN CAUSE ITS GETTIN ANNOYIN THANX L8RS

I Miss You Already!!!!
I know I should of this and that while I was in VA but at least I got to kiss you. I miss you a lot and as these feelings grow stronger I yearn for you're touch again. I start to feel bad about not approaching you. ANd now I am here wishing you were here with me. All I have is you're picture... I try not cry when I hear certain songs that make me think of you. I love you and I wish I was there. Shit I am crying as I write this...

To My Friends
Hello to All My Friends/Family here on FuBar. Some of you have known me from the old Lost Cherry days, while some have just met me. But for the most part, you all know that I am a Very Patriotic Person and Support not just the US Military but that of our Allies, too! As well, most of you also know that since last summer I have been maintaining a Special Blog for the Military and their Families her on Lost Cherry/Cherry Tap/FuBar. http://fubar.com/blog/73734 Guess What!! I am a little put out and upset at people on my Friends/Family Lists. Here is why: Currently I have 485 Friends and 246 Fans. But the http://fubar.com/blog/73734 blog only has a rating of 232. WHY IS THIS! ----------------------------------- Now, I don't know who has an hasn't rated the blog. So all I can do is ask everyone to please double check that you have done so. Remember this Blog was Recreated in April. So even if you rated it before, there is a small chance you mi

Freinds With Benefits :)
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", and it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery

I Hate My X
From July 26,19999 until now I have raised my daughter on my own with my mothers help. My husband then in 1999 decided to take the law into his own hands and had been in prison umtil this past August, for Use of a firearm within city limits with intent to maime, disfigure or kill .Also firing a police officer. All these since then I have taken care of my daughter and raised her right. First day he came out of prison the firt words out of his mouth were i need a piece of ass and some money.Well that didnt set wel with me and i told him so. During the years we were together i lived a life of hell because everynight he was out with his friends getting hi and drunk hed come home beat the hell out of me and to be honest the time he was in prison was a relief to me! He has done nothing but cause trouble for me since he has gotten out of prison now hes trying to take my daughter from me after he tried to sign his rights to her away so he wouldnt have to pay child

To My Best Friend
I dedicate this Whole page to my best friend. The Cute baby In my pictures.. he is My son.. & he is all im about.. For without him.. there Is no me.. there for... the song "somebody's Me By Enrique Iglesias Is also dedicated to this lovely angel... If you knew this baby boy.. my little prince.. you too would agree.. He is My hero.. my best friend & my son.. & HE is the greatest GUY in my life.. none can top him.. i love you Joey.. Always & forever..

Help!!!
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Inside The Darkness
Inside The Darkness (verse one) The smell of love has gone, But still I hold on, Waiting for that moment, When you take my hand, Tell me with your eyes, Everything will be fine, And in one lost night, We will change every thing (chorus) Eclipse the moon, Drown out the sun, Blackness overwelms us, Soothing our minds, Take me to another deminsion, Lets live forever, Show me you can love me, Inside the darkness (verse two) Faded eyes of blue, Show the pain well, I know i cannot hide this, It's the disease in me, Forgive all that i've done, I cannot change it now, Look deep into these eyes, Everything will be fine (chorus two) Eclipse the moon, Drown out the sun, Blackness overwelms us, Soothing our minds, I'll take you away to another world, Let's live forever, I can show you love, Inside the darkness (verse three) Steal the night away, Run away from the past, Feel the love grow inside, Bury everything that doe

Horny-scopes Lol
True Story SCORPIO October 24 - November 22 Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship. Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out. FAVE POSITION: Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass. BEST SEX TOY: Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys SCORPIO MALE IN BED His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satis

Friday The 13th Comes On Monday This Month!
Hello all~ Just back from a long awaited, much needed vacation. I had way too much fun, and I am perfectly pooped out for my return to legal slavery this coming Monday, which seeems to be Friday the 13th this month. I must be more FUBAR than I thought. I fianlly made it down to Texas to visit my two grandsons - oh yeah, my son too. The youngest baby has fully recovered from his two eye surgeries in June & July and now he can see! He laughs at "gampa" making funny faces and clowning for him, and love to see the birds outside, just as I do. He also is a very tough little guy to survive the torture he gets from his older brother. Big brother still remembers all the funny faces I taught him, just like their father does. Between the two of them, they wore out my big, rolling butt on our trip to the Texas coast. We went to Port Aransas, and it was HOT! It was a long trip, but I am glad I got to go. I am a lot poorer but enriched at the same time if you know what I mean. I stopped i

If Men Were In Charge Of Planning Weddings
1. There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" Party. 2. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue-jean cutoffs and halter-tops. 3. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors. 4. Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit that "forsaking all others" part. 5. The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '69 Camaro or some other Chevy with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley! 6. Big, slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of Best Man. 7. Tailgate receptions. 8. Instead of a sit-down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza, and plenty of barbecue. 9. The "bride's father pays" tradition could stay. 10. All dance-floor songs would be by Iggy and the Stooges, Ted Nugent, the Smashing Pumpkins, 2Pac, and Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Never Before Asked Questions?
71 QUESTIONS I GUARANTEE YOU'VE NEVER ANSWERED! 1. would you kiss the last person you kissed again? My God daughter? you bet 2. What song describes your relationship status? Sleepin' Single in a double bed 3. How much does your dog weigh? 10-15 lbs maybe 4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart broken? the heartbroken 5. Ever waxed your legs? no...thank you very much 6. Earrings or necklaces? Neither. 7. Who have you talked to most today? My mom..like 3 times I think 9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you? That would be you David, lol 10.color of your shirt? Yello 11. How many years have you taken a language? ummmmm 12. Who's on speed dial 2? my mommy... 13. What color is your background on your computer mainly? its a sexy picture of soscandalous tomcat, so it red and black 14. Do you wish on 11:11? hmmmm ok who thought that one up...I mean come on what the sunificace of 11:11??? some guy wake up one day and say h

I Think Its Funny
how having a few people dropping off your friends list can reduce the drama amount on your page by 100%... Just an interesting observation, that's all.. Anywho, I have a lot of trips to take here in the next few weeks so I will be on and off.. If I dont get right back to you, its not because I dont love ya, I just have a lot going on :)

You Know You've Been New Mexico Too Long When.....
1. You can correctly pronounce words like Tesuque, Cerrillos, Acoma, Buena, Ocotillo, and Pojoaque, and Isleta (and you actually know what or where they are!). 2. You have been told by at least one out-of-state vendor that they are going to charge you extra for international shipping. 3. You expect to pay more if your house is made of Adobe. 4. You can order your Big Mac with green chile. 5. You buy salsa by the half-gallon. 6. Dunno where #6 went? 7. Your Christmas decorations include "red Chiles, a half-ton of sand and 200 paper bags." 8. Most restaurants you go to begin with "El" or "Los." 10. You price shop for tortillas. 11. You have an extra freezer just for green Chile. 12. You consider Billy the Kid a state hero. 13. You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful front lawn. 14. You ran for state legislature just so you could speed legally. 15. You pass on the right because that is the fast-lane. 16. You think Sonic

Can Anyone Do Me A Favor Please?
Can some one or anyone who has adobe, photoshop, paint shop pro or special programs make a pic of me and my fiance together please? we will be meeting soon, please get back to me, thanks.

Thoughts About Marriage
Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" the other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, " I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late. A happy m

"patience"
I watch u disappear into the dark, I wonder... Will I see u again? Will I feel ur heartbeat under my hand? Will I feel the touch that leaves me breathless? I count the days ur not at my side. I watch the clock, tick-tock. I hope u know-I love you, and without u I am an empty shell. I sit waiting watching the dark for signs of my lyfe.

"cut"
I cut and I cut, and yet I find myself still... longing for u, needing u, wanting u. Why cant I cut the feeling away? Why do I luv u? Why must u haunt me? One day maybe I will cut deep enough, and end this pain.

Help Him Out Plz Just Click The Banner
Thanks to Fubar and it's loyal people, I am now at number one. If you haven't clicked, please do so! If you have, many many thanks. (repost of original by 'I need clicks on my Korn Banner!!' on '2007-07-29 18:41:22') (repost of original by 'TexasTattoo Artist' on '2007-07-29 19:38:26') (repost of original by 'Woman by Birth Bitch by Choice' on '2007-08-11 22:53:30') (repost of original by 'DaWangHardt' on '2007-08-11 23:14:21')

Blast Blast Blast
OK GANG. I WAS GIVEN A 1 DAY BLAST! WOoT!! SO IF ANYONE SEE'S IT PLEASE GET A SCREEN SHOT FOR ME...MUCH APPRECIATED, AND THERE MIGHT BE A GIFT IN IT FOR YOU IF YOU GET IT FOR ME.... tHANKS ((HUGZ)) jENN

Check This Out Ohhh Laaaa Laaaa
Im still in dire need of ur help for my contest Pease everyone family, friends and contacts. I just want to get this done and over with. Come on everyone lets have a party. Just click on the Pic

Aries
Aries Your element: Fire Your ruling planets: Mars Symbol: The Ram Your stone: Ruby Life Pursuit: The thrill of the moment Vibration: Enthusiastic Aries Secret Desire: To lead the way for others. Description: Aries are fire signs and those born under this element are regarded in astrology as adventurous, active and outgoing. It won't matter where you go or how remote or unusual it is - from the Outback to the Antarctic - you can be sure that an Aries has been there before you (or at the very least you will meet one along the way!) Aries is a uniquely naive sign. Although they are independent, outgoing and assertive they are also surprisingly trusting, often innocently walking into the lion's den at times. No matter what upheaval, challenge or triumph they confront - an Aries has a wonderful ability to bounce back. Their faith in life and the future remains untouched by hardship. Their gift is that they are always children at heart and the world is always a magi

Important All
I am now gonna be MIA til i figure things out. So my profile comment things will be off til I get back. I will miss everyone but Friday when I went to the doctors my Blood pressure was high. With all the stress on here I need to take time. Sat and now I have had so much stress that I feel my heart racing thats not good. My breathing is not normal right now. SO best I become MIA for the time being. I will miss all my friends and someone who is a big part of my life and that love(You know who are). But If I don't take a time out I am not sure what will happen. Stress is not good for anyone. I am going to invest in a blood pressure deal to make sure. My doctor told me it was high for my age

Truth And Consequences
It's over and done in no uncertain terms. I recognize, surrender to or accept the finality of the truth or consequences in order to look to the future or have "changed my mind." I let go of all attachment or resistance to sustaining conditions that don't work or are out of my hands. E tu brute? I can't move forward by beating a dead horse. It's the last word so put a period on it and move on. I am empowered by truth and consequences and my virtue is liberation or release from suffering, uncertainty or victimhood.

Shouldn't I Be Done With This By Now?
I keep wondering if there shouldn't be some kind of statute of limitations on how long your ex can make you crazy. I left him in December, the divorce was official in March. It's August, and I swear just thinking about him rips my freaking heart out like I just walked out the door. My personal life is a mess. I've got 5 people all bound and determined to convince me that I ought to be with them. I'm finally going back to school, but not to finish either of the two majors I started, just to get a crummy one year certification then go running off to somewhere new. Sometimes I wonder if the only reason I'm going back to school is because my parents have offered to send me to Japan on vacation if I get good enough grades. I just miss him. I miss the way the whole feel of a room changed when he walked into it. There was such a feeling of momentum around him, like he could make all sorts of things happen, as if somehow he just knew what to do next. I miss how he'd do anything t

Omg!!!
So a good friend of mine had her baby yesterday...I was there in the room with her when she had him...let me just say wow what am experience. I personally have no desire to have any kids but man it was such a beautiful thing. Well maybe not while she was pushing lol, she got kind of ugly right there but it was ok..she did a natural birth so I know there was a lot of pain. it was funny because at one point she was pushing and she kept saying "oh it hurts" and her mom turns around and goes "yeah but I bet you werent saying that when you were making this baby" lmao..that was just too hilarious...But it was an amazing day.. Scott and Kristin...I couldnt be more happier for you guys. Congratulations on Aiden, he's gorgeous..Thank you for allowing me that experience...Now I am definetly positive Im never having a kid lol...and if I do Im gonna make sure Im loaded on drugs lol...jk I love you guys so much!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

A View To Start The Morning......for Jonnywadd2
Light steaks across the room He stands at the foot of the bed Fresh out of the shower Beaded water on his skin Towel slung low on his hips He doesn’t see me watching He stares at himself in the mirror Studies his body I watch through barely open eyes Studying lines and curves He’ll dress and leave I’ll sit and draw I’ll sketch the lines And draw the curves Attention to detail with every stroke An image will appear The memory of the dawn The view from my bed Of the naked man The man I share my bed with

When You Meet A Friend...
When You Meet A Friend To meet a friend is to open a book there is no need to rush take your time read the pages one by one let the plot unfold as it will each page adds a nuance, a gesture, a word, a scene what will happen next you need to know your lips begin to move you suddenly realize you've become one of the characters in an enthralling life story you can not help yourself the heroine's dreams have become your dreams your lives have become completely intertwined then suddenly you realize with a deep sense of dread you're coming to the end of that wonderful volume but wait do not fear see over there -- stacked up on those shelves -- an infinite number of books by the very same author waiting, ready more stories to be read when you meet a friend…

Picture
When I close my eyes all I see is him. I cant sleep. So I just drink the pain away. I lost my best friend the other day. He hung himself and im the one who found him. The picture of him hanging there is burned in my mind. And all I want to do is get it out of my mind. I have never cryed this much in my whole life. But I was reminded last night that he would not want me to be this sad and depresed so I am trying my hardest to be happy. But it's not as easy as every one made it sound. But I keep thinking if he dosnt want me to be sad then why did he do it. He was always there for me. He was there for me when I got kicked out of my house. He was there for me when I went to jail. And much more other times. He was the one that always saved me from myself. But now theres no one to save me. I guess I will have to get use to it.

Yet Another Sunrise
Wide awake and watching the sun rise yet again... I ask how many days has it been now... No sleep, no rest for the wicked... Tortured soul anguishing alone in the dark... I see a light, so very bright... I try to reach out, touch it grab ahold of it... Only to have it slip once more through my fingers... My fear has me locked in stasis... Turmoil and conflicting emotions churning... Deep inside tearing me apart... I see what I want, feel it so very strongly... Yet will my dream ever become reality??? Do I have the strength, the courage... To open up and let it in... Cast aside my fears and doubts??? Or live my life never knowing... How can I be sure??? There are no gaurantees... No promises in the midst of passion... Go with your heart... Rely on your instincts... What every essence and fiber of your being is telling you... Learn to love once again... Allow yourself to be cherished... It's what we all want... Wh

Funny Joke
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel So good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needl

The Naked And The Nude - Robert Graves
The Naked and the Nude Robert Graves For me, the naked and the nude (By lexicographers construed As synonyms that should express The same deficiency of dress Or shelter) stand as wide apart As love from lies, or truth from art. Lovers without reproach will gaze On bodies naked and ablaze; The Hippocratic eye will see In nakedness, anatomy; And naked shines the Goddess when She mounts her lion among men. The nude are bold, the nude are sly To hold each treasonable eye. While draping by a showman's trick Their dishabille in rhetoric, They grin a mock-religious grin Of scorn at those of naked skin. The naked, therefore, who compete Against the nude may know defeat; Yet when they both together tread The briary pastures of the dead, By Gorgons with long whips pursued, How naked go the sometime nude!

Oj's Future
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did w

Poems I Wrote Ages Ago
“Roses” Roses, Roses, everywhere Such beauty is her hair Her wondrous eyes I do see They send a charge through me Petals of beauty before the night Who can withstand such a sight? The face of a rose is beauty indeed To find my right rose, I shall ride my steed I shall search till my strength comes to an end In time my heart shall mend Roses need to be treated with care Finding the right rose is sometimes rare Such beauty has she, would a rose ever want me? Who has the answer? Not me. Ah......but she. Roses, Roses, everywhere Part 2 Roses, Roses everywhere I seek God through song and prayer Lord help me find the right one Who has a heart for Jesus your Son You know what I need to complete my life A part of me that can be completed by a wife To work together and beat as one heart Praising your name and our service to you we start Roses, Roses, everywhere To treat my rose as a treasure so rare Coming together as a husband and wife should be Oh Lord, is th

Idk
I am just so alone anymore. I just get so tired of having my heart broke. What got me depressed was that I saw the profile of my ex. She is in a realionship and I realize just how alone I am. Yes I kind of am seeing someone, but see is married and I don't get to see that much of her. Guess thats not much of a realionship is it? But its the best I can do. I know, I know, I keep getting told thats not true but it is. It just seems like nobody wants me. I don't get hit on or flirted with at all. Guess I am just to ugly. I haven't felt the touch of a woman in sometime now, no hugs no kisses nothing. I am just so alone. So when I go home in a little while from work, I am going to get undressed climb into my bed, hug my pillow and cry myself to sleep once again. How did I get like this????

Alpha Female
Oh Tricky, Tricky............ I see you. I know what you are up to. Trying to play little games. Trying to breed discontent. Trying to be something you will never be. You think you're going to get away with it? No, I don't think so. If it were up to me you'd bleed. It's not up to me for my Alpha holds the reins. If he ever falters..... I'll be the last thing you see in the dark! © 2005 RayvenRed

Let It Go
The trivial annoyances, even though they are virtually meaningless, can overwhelm you if you let them. Choose not to let them. Be diligent about the things that truly matter, and be very flexible about the things that don't. There's no sense in wasting your precious time arguing or agonizing about something that doesn't really make a difference anyway. Learn to let go, and to rise above the petty squabbles. You'll end up with much more time and energy available to work on the really important things. Instead of carrying around your frustrations like so many trophies, choose to leave all the small, insignificant ones behind. You won't impress anyone by constantly complaining, and it won't add value to your life, so let it go. You have much more meaningful and important issues upon which to focus your time and energy. Spend your moments truly living. Get in the habit of letting go of the small, meaningless matters. And delight in the freedom, effectiveness and peace that you cr

Directness
Direct people are a joy to be around. We never have to guess what they're really thinking or feeling, because they're honest about their thoughts and openly express their feelings. We never have to wonder if they're with us because they want to be, or if they're there out of guilt and obligation. When they do something for us, we don't have to worry whether they'll end up resenting us because direct people generally do things that please themselves. We don't have to fuss about the status of our relationship because if we ask, they'll tell us. We don't have to worry if they're angry because they deal openly with their anger and resolve it quickly. We don't have to ponder whether they are talking about us behind our backs because if they have something to say, it will be said to us directly. We don't have to wonder if we can rely on them because direct people are trustworthy. Wouldn't it be nice if we were all direct? Today, I will let go of my notions that it

Crap It!!! :p
Ok... just so you guys know, I'm not ignoring any of you. I don't know what the hell is the deal with my internet, but I swear dial-up is 10 times faster than this! GRRRR!!! It's taking me 10 minutes to open one page and I can't even get on anyones profile pages to rate them or anything. I can't even talk to anybody in the shoutbox! I'm really starting to feel pissy so I'm gonna get off here and make a phone call before I rip this POS from the wall and trash it! Hope yall have a great Sunday. ~Melinda

R.i.p.our Angel Ray-
deaths. 8/12/2007.Edward Lee LEE, Edward Entered into eternal rest on the afternoon of August 6, 2007, Edward Raymond Lee, husband of Cindy Easter Lee. Residence, Summerville, South Carolina. Service will be private. Friends may call at J. HENRY STUHR, INC., GREENRIDGE ROAD CHAPEL, this Sunday, August 12, 2007, between two and four o'clock. Mr. Lee was born May 5, 1965, in Charleston, South Carolina, a son of James Lee and Dorothy Carolyn Waltz Knox. He was a courier for a delivery company. Surviving are his father of Kenston, NC; his mother of Summerville; his wife of Summerville; a son, Robert Parker, Jr., of Summerville; a brother, Robert Lee of Grifton, NC; and a sister, Shirley Sewell of Woodruff, SC. A memorial message may be written to the family by visiting our website at www.jhenrystuhr.com. Visit our guestbook at www.charleston.net/deaths. Cool Slideshows!

Bright Darkness
The Darkness shines Bright from images in our minds peering into nothing we see everything and yet still know it not at all Reaching into the blackness of the shadows grasping nothing but enlightenment a handfull of compassion for all our tomorrows are clear and bright as the shield of darkness even in the sun with wide eyes we are blind like a moonless night in the caverns of our minds our ears still hear the ticking away of life and time in the darkness, calculating the day our lives will no longer chime on a 2 am kitchen raid with the lights off our days are the same way running till we stub our toes then coming to life as our pace is slowed in the darkness we become bright

Episode 79: Of Partisan Stances On Non-partisan Issues...
Let's clear the air before I begin this. First, let me start off by saying that I'm not going to lay into one side (and rather mercilessly) without laying into the other. Each and every side will become a target if necessary because I feel it's time to say what many have thought but have never taken the time to say. Second, I'm not going to suffer anyone's negativity. I'm going to say what I have to say and then walk away. If you have negative comments, you'll be ignored...period. I can tolerate differences of opinion and even intense (though not heated) debate but nastiness will harm YOU more than it will ME. That's the bottom line. Third, I'm asking everyone to stand down from arms for just a moment. Just long enough to hear what I have to say and give it consideration. Let it sink in. I've come, not to offer a rant bereft of solutions but a striking portrait of how our common goal means nothing to any of us at present and how it can mean something again and how we can rise abo

Proverbschapter 3verses 5&6
PROVERBSCHAPTER 3VERSES 5&6 5 TRUST IN THE LORD WITH ALL THINE HEART;AND LEAN NOT UNTO THINE OWN UNDERSTANDING 6 IN ALL THY WAYS ACKNOWLEDGE HIM,AND HESHALL DIRECT THY PATHS We alwaystry see things from natural views, when we have to do is trust GODAND LET HIM LEAD US , but we try to control all the aspects , and wonder why we fail,when we listen to GOD'S WORD AND TRUST HIM, WITH ALL YOUR HEART , we will see things happen in your life , that you will never see , with natural eyes, or for your new christians , the world view , did you ever wonder how BLESSINGS come through when you need them , not when you desire them , but they are always right on time , you don't how it happen, but it's there on time , that's because WHEN WE TRUST GOD, AND LEAN NOT ,TO OUR UNDERSTANDING , that's when you tell GOD , WHAT YOU NEED and don't try to figure out how he's going to do it, just know that HE will , the ways of GOD ARE NOT like ours, if we keep trying to see things through

How Stupid Can You Be
TheBostonChannel.com 4 Charged In MySpace Burglary Plot Suspects Lured Men They Met On-Line POSTED: 8:29 am EDT August 12, 2007 UPDATED: 9:08 am EDT August 12, 2007 http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/13874062/detail.html ORANGE, Mass. -- An Orange man and his three cousins from Gardner have been charged with posing as a woman in order to lure men to be robbed. The three men and a woman, police said, posed as an 18-year-old woman on MySpace.com, the Internet social networking site. They enticed the men they met on the site to come to a meeting. In one case, when the victim went out to meet the fictional woman, his home was robbed while he was gone. Another man who went to meet the woman at a park was robbed when he got there. Police said Bryan Bowers, Thomas Lafrennie, Amanda Lafrennie and Lawrence Lafrennie have each been charged with armed robbery and assault.

Rhymes
got the RECIPE/open SESAME/your SISTERS SEXING ME d*** her down to she has to get a HISTORECTOMY EQUIPPED WITH WEAPONTRY/keep colored condomems like a CRAYON BOX/pull it off and start to SPRAY ON TOP with the option of her face or ASS CHEEKS/this chick blowing up my phone since LAST WEEK/smokin my d@@@like she STAY ON ROCKS asking if im coming out this WAY OR NOT/i'm wearing the VICTORIA SECRET/hurry up Deville/so i can show you some MORE OF MY FREAKNESS that p**** is the CORE OF MY WEAKNESS/if this was a show/then the fellaz would have TOOK ALL SEATS/suck dem nipples get em hard like the bottom of FOOTBALL KLEATS

Every One
just want everyone to know I may ask to be friends and leave notes and what not and even judge pic but if anyone was wondering why i dont rait the people who am i to to say who is better , no on is better than the next

True Love
This is a poem I wrote for someone who consumes my heart, soul and every thought.. Tell me what ya think! Butterflies flutter within me, At just one thought of you, Lightheaded I become, could this really be true? Is there truly someone made for me? Someone faithful who will love me for who I am, Could this really be? Curiosity brought us together, longing for true love, A friend, a lover, a soul mate, sent from up above, Fate is what I call it, or some say destiny, Whatever the word I’m looking for, Were you really meant for me? I cannot shake this feeling, I do not want it to end, I am so blessed because of you, My very special friend., Unlike any other, not typical in any way, You’re different from the rest, No matter what they say, I feel you with my body, my soul and with my heart, I knew you were an angel right from the very start, When I heard your

True Love
This is a 2nd poem I wrote for this person, enjoy! Though miles come between us, You’re in my heart and mind, Every passing day, every dream unwind. These feelings they are true, Of never ending love, They consume me as time passes, These thoughts are all of you. I wonder did I find you , or was it you who found me? Whatever the force that brought us together, It was a blessing don’t you see? I often wonder, daydreaming of things to come, What our lives will be like when all is said and done, Secure in the arms of the one He made for me, To spend a life of happiness for all eternity, No tears of pain to cry again, no hurtful words I hear, Just reassuring tenderness as you draw me near, As the time passes gently, I long for you by my side, To never leave my presence, Unlike

Sexiest Look Contest!! 12 Are Signed Up
The Cleavage Contest is doing well so plan on doing another one as the SEXIEST LOOK CONTEST!! So far we have 12, will there be any more?? Starts Tuesday the 14th and will run till Monday the 20th Anyone 18 - 70 can be in it. The thing that surprised me were the comments from the older women that didn't think they could compete with the younger ones in the cleavage contest. I think alot of the older women I asked have incredible breasts and cleavage....and are very sexy...So dont let age detour you.... The pics must not be NSFW. had a problem with one cleavage shot and she didn't get started for a day because of it. Again this contest will be for a SEX TOY and a BLAST!!!! Anyone with 2000 cooments will get a SEX TOY!! All contestants from the previous contest will be excluded in this one, lets give their fans a break. If your going to be in the contest you must have friends and fans that will Bomb comments for you.

Poem
It's not that hard to see, That you don't love me, And it's not that hard to tell, Why I feel like I'm in hell, You once told me you love me, And now you say you like me, You told me you loved everything about me, But now it's hard to see, You don't say I'm beautiful, If you did I'd be very grateful, You don't praise when I do good, You only tell me what I should, And baby I'm falling apart, But I don't ever want us to part, But lately it hasn't been easy, Cause I've been going crazy, And I don't know what to do, Cause baby in my heart, I can feel us falling apart, But on the other hand, I can't stand, The fact that I miss you, And the fact that I love you, Because you don't love me so.

Weekend
I am having a good weekend.Started out a little rough Friday.I just woke up feeling shitty.Daniel and I chilled and watched movies yesterday.My parents got here.I now have a teenager officially.Anthony is 13!!!I can't believe I have a teen.I know he had a great time with my parents and we have a fresh start and a new school year coming up,Both of my boys will be at school.Eric just for half a day.Daniel and I are just going to chill,grill some hot dogs and burgers and watch some movies.Have some couple time.I am pretty tired.We went to bed pretty late and were up early.I am not motivated to do anything else.

Bombing Contest Im #26 Bomb Away Thanks Appreciate All The Help I Can Get
CONTESTANTS PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS BULLETIN AND PLEASE PASS IT TO ALL OF YOUR BOMBERS OR PROSPECTIVE BOMBERS TO READ. if you are reading the blog... dont forget to rate it. [ click here to see blog and rate ] I will continue random pimpouts and to offer CT Support help for those that are in my friends list over the next ten days. But I will not be promoting any contests other than my own. I will be promoting all the men in Mr. Fubar and my contest photo on DJ House's page. (this is my contest pic on his page... only needs a rate, comments not necessary...) Regarding Mr. Fubar Contest... Someone come to me to make the statement that the only reason I was hosting a contest was to stay in the top scores. True. And false. First.. Yes I am in the top scores. And yes I would like to continue to stay in the top scores. I would like to think that I have true friends that would like to see me stay there as well. For those that would like to see me stay there... Please drop by

Redneck
Well i have been back in Mississippi for the last 3 months as of today Well in the last 3 months i have seen alot of things that you would say you might be a redneck if These things i have seen i will explain and there all pretty interesting and were funny to me since they all tell me im not a redneck Well one of the first things that happend when i was here was my 16 year old nephew decided he wanted a small boat to go on the pond with since we have 3 ponds here its a logical request well anyway we couldnt find one at the exact point that he wanted one so he decided to go out to the trailers that were wripped apart during Katrina and get the bath tubs out of it well about an hour later we had about 7 kids out on the pond in bath tubs and using things like brooms and rakes and stuff to paddle with i thought this was funny as hell then a few weeks Later a friend of the family was going to rehab and he didnt pay any attention to the shirt he had been wearing that morning and walked in

Contest Starting
MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds i am starting up another contest in a week or so...it will be the sexiest playmate on fubar....... first place will be a vic for a month second place will be a yahat therd place will be a mens ring or a diamond ring i would like it to be all bombing families in this contest so it could be a good fight and not anyone just getting blown out of the water... your host is hotstud252006 and my link is posten down below...please send pic link to my fubar mail......good luck to all...................... HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real@ fubar (repost of original by 'HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real' on '2007-08-12 08:21:08') (repost of original by 'ANGEL1111 REAL WIFE TO HOTSTUD262006 & FOUNDER & THE FIRST LADY OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY' on '2007-08-12 08:53:40')

What Is A Girl To Do?
what if one day u came home and everything has changed. your husband doesnt love you anymore or care?? and you just dont know what to do... he has told you he just doesnt care what happens to you and makes you cry. what is a girl to do? she lays alone thinking and thinking and thinking of how to change his mind but nothing seems to work. walkin around in lingerie, cooking, cleaning, straddling him, nothing. he just ignores her. why would he do this to me? why??? we always fight there is no more love. no one to blame but ourselves. she thinks of how things would be on her own but she doesnt want to live without him. she thinks of suicide but that wouldnt help anything and she would hurt more ppl than she could imagine. so she just lays all alone fallin more into depression and all she can think is.... "Whats a girl to do?"

New Pics..coming Soon
i had some pics taken not long ago but i havent had the time to post them yet. as soon as i do some resizing and things like that, i'll get them up. but beware on there lol....my man loves for me to dress in costume so the pics are of me dressed up and sexy alice

Ok Well In Three Day Blast Contest And Need Ratings And Comment Bombing To Keep Up
Please help me in this contest as falling behind quite dearly in need of your support. This goes out to everyone on FUBAR that can read this especially as never had a blast and will forever remember your support if you please help. I am really in need of ratings as well, so just to rate my pic would be fine with me if you don't like leaving comments I will understand. Thanks for hearing me out and here is the link to the contest below as ends on wed

Love Hurts
my heart is so sad I want to hold my loved ones in my arms just to feel them close to me but no mater how hard i try i cant hold them but the love you feel inside will never die....so believe in your heart of all the love you shared and keep the memories close to your heart....got to believe in the love and keep it inside of you...and know that everything happens for a reason...but the pain seems to never go away....you just learn to live and love again....somehow someway...I will move on and things will get better....I just have to believe in myself and know I will find someone special to make my life more wonderful than i could have ever have realized it to be....

Yo, What The Hell??????
WHATS GOOD PEOPLE... WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON WHEN YOU PUT UP A HARMLESS MUMMS AND YOU GET SUSPENDED (FOR A SO CALLED WEEK) AND IT GOES LONGER THAN THAT? I MEAN WE THE FUBAR COMMUNITY COME AND SHOW OUR LUV EVERYDAY. WE COMMENT , PUT UP PICS, AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS THEY ASK US TO DO, BUT THEY CAN'T JUMP AND TAKE OFF SUSPENSIONS LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO. NOW I ASK YOU MA PEOPLE, IF YOU FEEL LIKE FUBAR HAS DONE YOU WRONG LIKE ME... HERE IS YOU PLCE TO COMMENT ON IT.

The Soldier
someone posted this in a bulletin but i wanted to add it to my blog. If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You won't be able to stop yourself. The Military The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student,pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he

Love Me Or Hate Me!
WHEN YOU SEE ME, YOU STARE WHEN YOU STARE, YOU SMILE WHEN YOU SMILE, I SMILE WHEN I SMILE, I LOVE WHEN I LOVE, YOU LOVE WHEN A MAN AND WOMEN MEET ALL THE QUESTIONS COME OUT. ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT SOMEONE THINKS YOUR A FAKE OR YOU ARE JUST SIMPLY ARE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. FUCK THAT! MY MIND AND THOUGHTS ARE ALWAYS PUT OUT THERE AND NOT FOR SOMEONE TO WONDER ON. I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE... WHEN UR ANGRY. U LOOK MEAN WHEN YOU LOOK MEAN, YOU SHUT ME OUT WHEN YOU SHUT ME OUT, I SHUT YOU OUT THEN THERE'S THE MAKE UP SEX! LOVE ME OR HATE ME I'M THE ONE WHO CHOOSES TO BE WHO I AM AND NOBODY ELSE.

My Proof...carla's Convo With A Friend
Okay the other party's name has been changed so that no drama is placed at her door step...As you will see it is time stamped so ya know it isn't bullshit...also if you all have carla on your page you will also notice that it is her messy name...enjoy ~++~ (8/7/2007 4:48:24 AM): CARLA!! UwIsHu HaDmE (8/7/2007 4:58:41 AM): HUH? ~++~ (8/7/2007 4:59:00 AM): WTF ARE YOU DOING UwIsHu HaDmE (8/7/2007 4:59:12 AM): huh? ~++~ (8/7/2007 4:59:17 AM): HAVE YOU AND SHAWN LOST YALLS MINDS UwIsHu HaDmE (8/7/2007 4:59:33 AM): ummm ok im lost ~++~ (8/7/2007 4:59:38 AM): THE LOUNGE ~++~ (8/7/2007 4:59:42 AM): DOP UwIsHu HaDmE (8/7/2007 4:59:46 AM): its closed ~++~ (8/7/2007 4:59:49 AM): HAVE YA'LL LOST YALLS FUCKIN MINDS UwIsHu HaDmE (8/7/2007 5:00:06 AM): why? cuz we shut it down? ~++~ (8/7/2007 5:00:55 AM): YEAH BECAUSE EVERYONE ALL YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS CAME THERE AND THERE WERE SO MANY MEMORIES IN THAT PLACE THATS ALOT TO LOOSE CLOSING A PLACE LIKE THAT UwIsHu HaDmE (8/7/2007 5:00:56 AM

$20
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no m

Lalala
Sometimes... it would be great if certain things in life didnt get so complicated or ... wutever i guess. Anywho... I reeeeeeeeeealy want back into my apartment. On the plus side i FINALLY got a computer. No more running to the parents house, and i can stay on it as late as i want. Of course tho i do gottz to let my roomie use it to cuz that would just be unfair and plus i love her.. so she gets to use it!! Other then that im hoping to find out if the landlord knows when i will be able to get back into my apartment... im hoping its not gonna take forever, but they started ripping up the carpet now to.. *sigh* stupid broken pipelines... My weekend was... well... peachy i guess. I really needed friday night tho. Thank god megan invited me. *grins* Love ya all.

Thai Pineapple Chicken Curry
* Prep Time: 15 min. * Cook Time: 35 min. * Serves: 6 Ingredients 1. 2 cups uncooked jasmine rice 2. 1 quart water 3. 1/4 cup red curry paste 4. 2 (13.5 ounce) cans coconut milk 5. 2 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into thin strips 6. 3 tablespoons fish sauce 7. 1/4 cup white sugar 8. 1 1/2 cups sliced bamboo shoots, drained 9. 1/2 red bell pepper, julienned 10. 1/2 green bell pepper, julienned 11. 1/2 small onion, chopped 12. 1 cup pineapple chunks, drained Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 623 kcal * | * Carbohydrates: 77 g * | * Dietary Fiber: 3 g * | * Fat: 34 g * | * Protein: 20 g * | * Sugars: 17 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Cooking Directions 1. Bring rice and water to a boil in a pot. Reduce heat to low,

Mexican Polenta Scramble
Ingredients 1. 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil 2. 4 poblano peppers, diced 3. 1 pint cherry tomatoes, halved 4. 2 teaspoons ground cumin 5. 1/4 teaspoon salt 6. 1 (16 ounce) tube prepared plain polenta, cut into 1/2-inch slices 7. 1 bunch scallions, trimmed and sliced 8. 1 cup shredded reduced-fat Cheddar cheese, preferably sharp 9. 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro 10. 1 tablespoon lime juice 11. 1 avocado, diced 12. 2 tablespoons pepitas, toasted (see Tip) Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 333 kcal * | * Carbohydrates: 34 g * | * Dietary Fiber: 9 g * | * Fat: 16 g * | * Protein: 15 g * | * Sugars: 3 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Cooking Directions 1. Heat oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add peppers and cook, stirrin

520
okay. im going to go lay down. i'm getting a headache. And im starting to get crabby. GRRR! If you want me to rate something when i come back - leave me a link in my shoutbox. i have tons of stash rates left and a bunch of 10's. my 11's are gone for the day. be back later.

Sorry I Havent Been Here Much
Sorry to all my friends that i wasent here much. my kids and hubby caught me by suprise and asked me to spend 1 week with them with no computer. They whanted to pamper me for a hole week for my birthday.well the week is done and i missed you all. hope you all understand

Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most of my friends on my list know I am married and that my hubby is an OTR trucker... he got home yesterday morning and we did the family party thing it was fun I am being serious when I say my in-laws are not normal... I like them. NEWays, we came home last night I tried to get my hubby to snuggle with me he said that he hadn't slept much in days and I knew he hadn't but he started kissing me at little after 8 and it went on till way after midnight....OMG it ihas never been that long or that great had to post a mumm to see if I should wonder as to what drugs he was getting on the road...lol we did things we had never done before and it was beyond amazing I am definately not trading him in, even though some people we know think we are getting divorced ....(you know who you are if not ask) it was a joke to see how desperate you are and what kind of friend you really are hitting on my husband... I digress, I am regreting because that is a jinx I don't need I love him and can't picture m

Mask People Wear
You know it's really hard when people judge you before they even get to know you... But what's worse is when your own family judges you. They say family is about love... it is about caring... it is about not judging one another and accepting someone for who they are as they are your family blood of your blood. But in this world today people even family wear many mask to hide what they have done or who they really are but are the first to judge others. When I look in the mirror I know I can look without a mask hiding my face for I know who I am and what I have done in my life. Some I might not be so proud of but I don't wear a mask to cover them as it is a proven fact that we learn from our mistakes and facing them mistakes is a part of growing. I know while looking into that mirror I do not judge anyone for anything they have done as I know not everyone life is the same. WHY must I be judged by my own family... why must they sit in their homes and talk about the life I have lived or am

Bisexual 4 Life!
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Worth Reading!!
A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change...or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that you are neither Prince Charming or Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you...and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will al

2 Chicks Making Out Whats Hotter?
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Cum N Join Akaneon.com!
ITS THE "OTHER" Cherry tap! COME AND JOIN PEOPLES! YOU WILL LIKE IT. Luisa MY MEMBER NAME IS Lezgo2bedn69, so ADD ME if you join, -k-?? LOTS OF LOVE....>DARK_LILITH_666. (Demonstars Woman) Check out Akaneon: Social Networking For The Future!

Me And Luisa
i love luisa dearly and she is the greates thing in my life and i hope sonn in the future we can be parents and have kids 2gether and a long marriage as well and a long 2gether i hope all goes well and i do even if brenda or other love is sorta against it maybe. but she needs to learn love is just not that way in a swinging relationship. but that is all i have to say till next time i blog -c- ya Demonstar

This Girl
she came all the way to texas to get me and says she loves me with all her heart take it when i first got there some things happened that i really didnt like and ive said somethings to her that i really shouldnt have said and it broke her heart but i didnt realize how much i loved this woman to the day i was walking out and the look in her eyes went thru me like lighting now im sitting in texas wondering what could have been she is now tossed up between me and an ex she says she know she doesent have feelings for like me im just wondering if i should back off and give her time to figure out what to do

Grandma
The world is a cruel and hurtful place filled with pain suffering. When i sit here on this sunday looking back at all the good times you shared with me and the rest of this family I know that it is going to be hard at first but i will make it through this for all my friends i ask that you keep my family in your prayers at this time thank you ashley

Why Me
I sit here in a room alone And wonder What's happening to me Why am I like this Why couldn't it be someone else Why me I sit here in a room alone Thinking About what's happening to me And wondering If this is the end of this Oh, what I would do if it was I sit here in a room alone Asking myself Why was I the chosen one And I wonder Why I can't be like everyone else I wish this thing would leave me alone I sit here in a room alone Asking myself "why me"

For Ronnie
"For My big brother I never met" Have you ever missed a person That you have never met Besides the pictures you have seen I do love a person that I did not get to meet And I feel guilty about this Because I feel like I do not have the right To miss him because I never met him He came to me in a dream and told Me that I should not feel guilty because I am his little sister and he loves me If I could turn back time I would make it that He would still be here Even though he is in Our hearts it would be nice to be Able to hold him and never let him go Because he is missed by so many people God does thing in mysterious ways maybe Ronnie was not suppose to be here But in heaven with God!

Try Outs And What Not
so on the 25th i decided to go to philly and do a casting call for the biggest loser. this is a major step for me.. some of you may or may not know i was hurt in saving my lil one from drowing.. she is ok though.. anyways.. i was told by the hubby just rest and i can only get up to go bathroom change eat.. and if i go out i have to use my crutchs.. well he hasnt helped a bit with house work.. i am left to do it.. it upsets me because i need to make sure my foot does not hurt on the day i tryout.. blah.. i need a maid..

Grr Wtf
Ok so im pissed at my friend Madi.. we had plans thurs when i starte dmy little time off. and she had to cancel to clean and stuff and she was tired. ok no biggy. well i just found out that it was to hang out with this new boy. now mind you i could give a rats ass who she hangs out with or fucks for that matter we ar ejust friends, i got her back if she needs me. but id never diss a friend to go hang out with someone else, let alone Lie to them. if i say i cant go out. i wont go out. end of fucking story... see why i dont care for people?

My Birthday Date
Your Birthdate: November 28 You have a Type A personality so big it makes other Type A's shrink away in shame. You never shy away from adversity - and you love to tackle impossible problems. Failure is not an option for you, and more than a few people are put off by your ego. You tend to be controlling, and you hate leaving anything up to chance. Your strength: Your bold approach to life Your weakness: You don't accept help Your power color: Bronze Your power symbol: Pyramid Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

First Look At "sweeney Todd"
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com After receiving an incredibly dark poster for the upcoming big screen adaptation of "Sweeney Todd," we now have the first still from the movie. It features Johnny Depp as Todd inside of a broken down house; his pants are dirty, his skin is pale and his hair is wild. Depp is joined by his co-star Helena Bonham Carter, who plays his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett. The story of "Sweeney Todd" is of a wrongfully imprisoned barber in Victorian England who sets out to seek revenge on the judge who imprisoned him. The film is directed by Tim Burton, who is re-uniting with Depp for the sixth time. The first five films were "Ed Wood," "Edward Scissorhands," "Sleepy Hollow," and the recent "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and "Corpse Bride." "Sweeney Todd" hits theaters on December 21st.

Here's Another Lame One
I received a friend request and accepted it. I went back to my home page and the bar tab still said I had a friend request. I looked and it was the same one. I went back and forth trying to get rid of it then I accepted again thinking it maybe didn't register the first time. Wrong!!!! I got a reply from fubar saying I'd made an error that there was a friend request already pending. Okay, don't send the error message, remove the request for friend note. Remove lame shit.

Interesting Concept
I was talking to a friend last night who tends to be the philosophical type. He asked me how I will look back on my life when I am old and gray and feel about the things I had done and things I had accomplished. It was an great question and I really did not have to think about the answer. I would look back on my life and know, that even though I had been through hard times, I always picked myself up off the ground, dusted the dirt off of me and kept on going. I am only 26, and the living that I have done is more than most people ever experience in 90 years of life. I have modeled for a few different things and have been accepted by a major company to model for them. I've been to more concerts than I could ever count and have hung out with more bands than some people have even heard of, although NEVER making a groupie of myself...only having some drinks with them and talking to them learning who they really are and what inspires their music. I am educated and will soon have a degree. I'

Drama Ick
I wonder if there is some point to peoples endless drama, and mind games. such things are so immature and rather disgusting and ontop of that useless, they serve no pupose other then bullshit. Perhaps it gives them some ammusement perhaps some wierd sense of satisfaction who knows, all I can really say is thank god for the block and delete buttons lol

Come On Baby J...quit Treating The People That Make You Money Like Shit!!!
Ok...so we have all of these "new limits on comments" and "bouncer checks"...why can you add these and NOT take away shit like this! If I want to send the same pretty picture to all of my friends and family...that is OUR business!!! I sent this to many of our Military... I got this... Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you ride the short-bus and don't understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks! Baby J...YOU are a FUCKING MORON...you don't treat people that are SUPPORTING your space like this!!! If my FRIENDS and FAMILY have a problem with the messages I send...it is up to THEM to tell me...Not YOU to treat US like SHIT. Fascist Bitch and Short Bus... I will remember that the next time your stupid fucking face shows up "begging" for money.YOU make enough money ASS...start treating us with some RESPECT!!!

Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 12,2007
Try not to take life so seriously today -- nobody else is! If anything, it's a great time to kick back, enjoy what you've got, and ponder what more you want out of life. The answers may surprise you.

You've Asked.. So Here It Is.
This blog is basically for all the people that want to know why I'm such an angry person. So.. here you fucking go. I've been cheated on 4 times by my ex. I live in an apartment that has way too many fucking memories. I just recently quit my job. I don't have any money. I have bills up the ass that are not paid. I don't have any fucking gas to go see my daughter that lives with her grandmother. I'm struggling to even keep food in my house. I have to move out by the 1st of September with no where to go. I'm struggling to find a job. I recently had a miscarriage. My so called friends arn't real. My ex roomate took off with my shit and won't return it. I've been emotionally fucked. I've been mentally fucked. I've been lied to my face numerous times so in turn I've become a gullable person. I've been called fat so many times, so I believe it. I've been called ugly so many times, so I believe it. All my friends have fucked me over, so I become anti social. I'm on depression medication th

Help! I Am Jacks Wsted Life Needs Help To Level
i am jacks wasted life.....new pics rate them@ fubar He has about 1800 to go to level up. Please take a minute of your time and go check out his stash and pics. He is the newest member of the C&T Stash Club. Thanks, Tracy

Another Downrater!
Well ya'll, we have another downrater on Fubar. She left me a comment that said if she does not feel that a person is a 10, she will not rate them a 10. You know what to do everyone!!! trapt_clown@ fubar

The Year 1500
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the

A Dream
I had a perfect dream this morning. It was so great, it felt real. It was about me going and visiting my boyfriend for the very first time. This is how my dream went: "I was surrounded by water. I remember seeing water. I also remember seeing a walk-way across the water. I saw my boyfriend riding his bike to his house. I was beyond him on foot. Next thing I knew is that I'm inside his house. I remember looking out the front door and seeing water again. There was someone sitting outside, but I don't know who it was. I also remember that it was night time. So, I closed the front door. I walk to the kitchen. My boyfriend's mom was in there. We said something, but I don't remember what was said. Then, I fellow my boyfriend into a huge room that had like 2 rooms together. He was showing me some tv's. Then, I layed down between two beds. He was sitting down on one bed and I was leaning against that bed too. Then I got up and layed half of my body on that bed. I layed my arm out and he was

Angels?
What is all this shit about Angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people now, believe in Angels. What're you, fuckin' stupid? Has everybody lost their fuckin' minds in this country? Angels, shit. You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive collective psychotic chemical flashback of all the drugs. All the drugs, smoked, swallowed, snorted, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. Thirty years of adulterated street drugs'll get you some fuckin' Angels, my friend. George Carlin

No Chance In Hell Of Winning...sooooooo
Im in the Most Wanted Contest and have no chance in hell of winning...so please everyone give your votes to Teresa...Even though we are in the same contest she has been bombing me also...Shes in 2nd right now but will ALL of our help she could win!!!Shes a sweetie and would love to see her win this! THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!

Motherhood
ok, so it's rant time again. I've been getting a lot of shit lately for my new default picture and the fact that I'm pregnant in it. I've personally always considered myself to be more on the prudish side. I have a total of TWO pictures that actually show anything, and my face isn't even in them. But the part I don't understand is, those pictures aren't why people have been calling me a slut/whore/bad mother. It's THIS picture are you kidding me? First of all, if I was an A or a B cup, I wouldn't be getting shit at all. There is a stereotype that goes around for girls who are..larger in the chest area, and if you're one of them you know exactly what I'm talking about. So all I can rationalize from being called these names is that I'm a "slut" because I have big boobs. How is that any different than saying that because someones black, they're a thief? Or you're Asian, so you MUST be a bad driver. They're all stereotypes and assumptions made just by the way someone looks, so I

Yeah Um...
I'm not a "blog" guy but I do like to write. So to all of you 1 people that will read this, I just gotta say that I used to give a fuck, and now I could care fucking less! I was born, I lived, and I will die someday. That's the physical part of it. Mentally I was born, I lived, and at like 5 I died. I'm not a big emotion guy but when I do finally let someone in I expect them to treat me with some respect. I also expect that if someone feels they are close to me than it's because I have made them feel that way. Because I feel close, and comfortable with them. Welp...all that is done, and over with. I'm killing the part of me that feels emotion again. I'm just fucking done with it all. I remember why I locked the little boy inside the box in the frist fucking place. And he ain't comin out till I'm good, and fucking ready to let him out. Or at least until I'm dead...which ever comes first!

Never Leave Your Nuts Alone!
Never leave your Nuts alone A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response,the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything

Music
Music, ... It can calm the soul, stir the emmotions or make your heart race with passion. With music, we can tell the world how we feel, who we are, and where we came from. Regardless of the style, all music tells a story. So why get stuck in any one type? music is like food for our souls, try something new,.. enjoy all that you can. We can learn about our world simply by listening to something we have never heard before. It might be sung in a language our minds do not understand, but our hearts understand. The simple act of listening to music from a different culture, a different generation or a different genre allows us to feel things we may not have allowed ourselves to feel before. Before you judge a culture, a country, a race, a generation... take the time to learn and understand from them. You never know, you might find that a simple song can spur your mind to learn a new language, study a new culture, or open yourself to a new set of ideas, a new way

The Bell Witch
The Bell Witch of Tennessee In Robertson County Tennessee, near the Kentucky state line the most extraordinary haunting occurs. The Bell Witch, an entity that first made its appearance in 1817 to John Bell and his family, is still present today although no Bells occupy the area and the farm house where the haunting focused is no longer present. It was burned to the ground by neighbors who witnessed attacks against the Bell family and who feared for their own safety. The true identity of this spirit is unknown but it is felt that The Bell Witch is none other than the moody Kate Batts of Halifax, North Carolina. She was engaged to John Bell until her untimely death sometime in the 1770's. Her lifeless body was found near a well close to her home. The circumstances surrounding her death are mysterious and remain unsolved. John Bell, her future husband, wasted no time mourning the loss of his intended. He married Lucy shortly after Kate's funeral. The newly married coupl

41 Facts, 21 Secrets
Today- ----------- 1. Talk to a boy/girl you like? yes....if you count the ass crack of dawn as today! 2. Learn anything new? yeah... 3. Talk to an ex? no... thankg god!!! 4. Miss someone? yeah....alot -Last Person Who- ------------------------ 5. Laid in your bed? my kitty cat samurai 6. Made you cry? some boy... 7. You went to the movies with? my uncle kris.... transformers!!!! 8. Went to the mall with you? what mall... there's nothing in the mall in goldsboro!!! 10. Who Made you laugh? kris 11. Said they loved you? grandmother General stuff-- ------------------- 16. Favorite location? New Hampshire 18. Who are you most scared of? snakes and spiders!!! 19. Who do you want to get married to? ..... 21. Does anyone like you? i think so 22. Do you like being around people? yes! 24. Are you lonely right now? kinda 25. Song stuck in your head? you wanna make a memory 26. Been on radio/TV? tv, once... 28. Eve

Home Again
I will be home until Thursday morning at which time I will be out on the road again. I can't wait to sleep in my own bed tonight and wrap my legs around my husband again. Tomorrow I have a one hour massage lined up in mid afternoon followed immediately by a chiropractic appointment. I figure that the stress over the past several weeks of driving and working as a contract nurse will be rubbed and popped right out of me. I am very much looking forward to the next few days off and simply relaxing.

I'm Leaving
Today will be my last day here, if you want to stay in touch let me know otherwise, thank you to all my friends and family here for the great time. I wish you all the best in life and in love. So as I say goodbye, I'll leave this for the dream of my heart, Jodi........ Words just cant express how much you mean to me. It's hard for me to show it, so you may never see. I think of you quite often more than you'll ever know I dont want to hide it, but I can never let it show. I want you in my life but more than you are, somebody to be with have more time to spend Although you'll never know this everything I say is true although I'll probably never let it show, I'm in love with you.

Shirley Plantation
Gracing the southern Virginian colony and commanding a view of the James River, Shirley Plantation began building in 1723 by Edward Hill III for his daughter, Elizabeth. Hill’s sister, Martha, had left for England to study, leaving behind an unsigned portrait of herself. A strong mouth and deep eyes dominated the painting, almost daring one to ignore its presence in the room. Martha later married an Englishman, Hugh Griffith, and remained in England. Though the portrait is known by the family as “Aunt Pratt,” no one seems to know the source of the name Pratt. In 1858, long after Martha’s death, the family noticed the painting rocking violently against the wall above the mantel in a third story bedroom. Moving the noisy portrait to the attic only intensified its turbulent actions. Knocking was heard around the house and word got out that the plantation was infected with a rather boisterous picture. The Civil War soon surrounded the plantation and the residents of Shirley were

If I Was Your Vampire
6 A.M. Christmas morning. No shadows, no reflections here. Lying cheek to cheek in your cold embrace. So soft and so tragic as a slaughterhouse. You press the knife against your heart. And say, "I love you, so much you must kill me now." I Love you, so much you must kill me now. If I was your vampire, certain as the moon, instead of killing time, we'll have each other until the sun. If I was your vampire, death waits for no one. Hold my hands across your face, because I think our time has come. Digging your smile apart with my spade-tounge. The hole is where the heart is. We built this tomb together, and I won't fill it alone. Beyond the pale everything is black, no turning black. If I was your vampire, death waits for no one. Hold my hands across your face, because I think our time has come. Blood-stained sheets in the shape of your heart, this is where it starts... Blood-stained sheets in the shape of your heart, this is where it st

On The Eve Of My Departure To....
The big desert overseas. Yes I am goin to Iraq this is my 3rd deployment over. An yes this will be a 15 month rotation this time. I want to thank all my new friends and family people for letting me a part of this special site. I also want to say 'sorry that I will probaly be slow to respond to alot of emails and to do votes and comments. Thank you all for all the support from you all. I will try to update and post as much as possible. Thank you, Coyote

Please Help!!!
Hey ya'll Buzz Man also know as DJ Buzz of the Extreme X Lounge got his account deleted. He was a level 19. Can ya'll help me get him back to where he was. It would be much appreciated. ~ BUZZ MAN~@ fubar

Mutilation Is The Most Sincere Form Of Flattery
Hey There's no rules today. You steal instead of borrow. You take all the shapes that I make. And you think That you thought All the thoughts That I thought you, Don't you? Mutilation's the most Sincere form of flattery. If you want to be me, Then stand in line like the rest. Now, do you know what I mean? The young get less bolder The legends get older But I stay the same As long as you have less to say Do you think that I wouldn't say this? You know that I play this better than you. Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you And Fuck you too Do you think that I wouldn't say this? You know that I play this better than you. Rebels without applause I sell my shadow to those Who are standing in it They think I would Bitch about them Thinking they are The shit When they can't Even step In it The young get less bolder The legends get older But I stay the same As long as you have less to say Do you think that I wouldn't say this? You know that I play this better tha

Soul
You Are a Ring Finger You are romantic, expressive, and hopeful. You see the best in everything. You are very artistic, and you see the world as your canvas. You are also drawn to the written word. Inventive and unique, you are often away in your own inner world. You get along well with: The Pinky Stay away from: The Index Finger What Finger Are You?

9,675,000,000 Ppl In This World && Yet I Ended Up With Your Crazy Ass As A Friend?
9,675,000,000 ppl in this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? damn, im lucky! send this to everyone you love. get 1 back - ppl feel sorry for you get 2 back - you have a couple true friends get 3 back - you aight get 4 back - your loved get 5 back - your adored get 6 or more - damn your a celebrity

Hornyscopes!! I'm A Capricorn!....oh, Yeah!!!!
Hornyscopes!! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control him

Black
Your Lucky Love Color is Black When someone gets to know you, they still make feel a bit intimidated by you. You are alluring and sexy, but you have a dark, dangerous side that you don't hide. And just like your color suggests, you are sophisticated and wise - especially when it comes to men. Your heart is hard to win over. You don't fall in love easily... or often. What Does Your Lucky Love Color Tell Men?

True Passions
michele kissed him with all the emotion in her heart, and and all the passion that had bulit through so manng days of heated looks and fleeting touches.(your name)response was immediate, his arms like liveing metal,banding her, half lifting he from the tubas his mouth opened over hers and his toung stroked and tasted ,a low masculine sound of pleasure coming from deep in his throat. "THE TUB WILL HOLD TWO," she whispered, unsure where the thought came from, but certain that she wanted him there in the warm , sented water, skin to wet skin , rubbing aganist her . the image made a tight coil of haet twist deep inside her. where had her exhaustion gone? she felt alive and awake, her body strummed to hightened awareness. he laughed, the sound rich with promise,curling aorund her and through her and coming to rest at the juncture of her thighs in a steady pulse. she looked away as his hands went to the waistband of his paints then sudused by cursity , she she looked back to f

David A.k.a. Drkangel6 { I Believe In You!!! }
DAVID, I BELIEVE YOU'RE A SPECIAL AND GIFTED PERSON. I BELIEVE YOU HAVE WAHT IT TAKES TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MUCH INNER STRENGTH AND COURAGE. I BELIEVE YOU'RE CREATIVE,INTELLIGENT,AND CAPABLE. I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE AHEAD OF YOU. AND THIS SUMMER I HOPE YOU NEVER FORGET THAT SOMEONE BELIEVES IN YOU! AND THAT SOMEONE IS ME TEJANA POR VIDA 100% I PRAY FOR YOU DAVID... DEAR GOD, I PRAY THAT THE FRIEND WHO'S RECIEVING THIS MESSAGE WILL DROP ME LINE TODAY. BUT EVEN IF I DON'T HEAR A WORD, PLEASE SEND MANY BLESSINGS MY FRIENDS WAY AND LOTS OF SUNSHINE THROUGHT THE DAY!!!! YOU ARE FOREVER IN MY PRAYERS AND I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY... LOVE YA, TEJANA POR VIDA 100%

Soldiers
COME GATHER AROUND MY FRIENDS FOR I SHALL TELL A STORY, OF A MAN WHO IS NOW A SOLDIER FIGHTING FOR OUR GLORY. HE GREW UP IN THIS COUNTRY THE LAND OF THE FREE A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN SPEAK OUT LOUD AND BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE. HE ALSO HAS A SISTER WHO IS MUCH OLDER THAN HE SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL IN THE YEAR OF 83. SO SOON THIS BOY BECAME A MAN AS HE TURNED THE AGE EIGHTEEN AND HAS A STEADY JOB IN THE EYES OF ALL MARINE. HE ALSO HAS A WIFE WHO HOLDS THE KEY TO HIS HEART AND A LITTLE BABY GIRL THAT SHALL NEVER BE APART BUT THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPEND A PHONE CALL CHANGED HIS LIFE "ITS TIME TO GO MY SON, NOW SAY GOOD BYE TO YOU CHILD AND WIFE" HE HUNG UP THE PHONE AND NO SOONER TURNED AROUND A TEAR DROP FELL UPON HIS CHEEK AND SILENCE WAS THE ONLY SOUND HE WALKED OVER TO HIS LOVE AND TOOK HER HAND AND WHISPERED IN HER EAR "IF I SHOULD NOT RETURN MY ANGEL PLEASE KEEP ME IN YOUR PRAYER" HE GRABBED HIS THINGS AND WALKED OUTSIDE AND BEHIND HIM CLOSED THE DOOR SAYING" I AM A

Its Not Thankless
I awake. the day has started. Coffee brews and I grab a cup. Dogs dancing at the back door, I let them outside. The children have been up for awhile. Their pajamas strewn about the living room- naked little bodies running rampant I follow behind, scooping up socks and pants and tiny little pairs of underwear, toss them in the hamper on the way to my room. Pull on some shorts, throw my hair back in a ponytail, swallow the hot coffee. Children ready for breakfast, bowls of cereal and cups of milk, everyone munches quietly. No thank you mommy, but I know. My littlest man hops from the table and wraps his arms around my leg. "I wuv uu mooorree mommy" My oldest turns and smiles, his eyes twinkling. The middle boy jumps from the couch into my arms, planting a kiss on my lips. They don't have to say thank you, I know Their smiles, their hugs, even their tears, tell me.

Three Days Grace Pain Lyrics
Pain lyrics Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain

Foot
So ya My perfect summer I broke my foot at the beach.I'm in a cast for four weeks.Summer will be over then whats up with that ugh.my friend and I were splashin each other and our foots met.Hers won my broke .Great summer huh.I hobbled off the beach in pain.Poor me

Joke
Today is International Weird-Ass People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a weird ass friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, sniff toilet seats or occasionally poop yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special.

John
well about my husband john, last night he got another tattoo, he got my name tattooed on the back of his neck, it looks really good. then today we did some house cleaning and then we went to our friends house for a birthday party. we all had fun. and now i'm headed to bed nite all.

The Most Beautiful Rainbow
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Good Night All
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Getting Older
tHESE ARE PRETTY GOOD. An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!" Keep reading Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. Keep Readi

Evil ?
One can not Savor the joy of bliss Without first knowing pain How true can be a kiss Without a crimson stain Good can not exist Without a touch of darkness There is no day without night No warmth, without evil's caress No salvation without plight One can not Truely love, until one can hate One can not feel Until one is blind, tied, fate Until there is that certain chill A touch of evil Is the purest of all Debased and depraved And from the wilds called Isn't it what you have always craved Just one touch of evil Hard and hot between your thighs Invading your thoughts and soul I am not speaking lies The truth lies in your sacred shoals A touch of evil Is what you want On the edge of a knife Or with ropes that taunt Let evil touch your life

On Love And Pain
On Love and Pain Last updated: 14 June 2007 By Daniel Evans from Aberystwyth When I put my hand in to the fire, nerves and sinews soon conspire to cause an unrelenting pain that makes me take it out again. That mechanism is defensive preventing damage too extensive. So why then, when we find a lover, don't we feel pain instead of pleasure? Surely it would be much wiser to see in love potential danger? To turn away from one's desire and treat it like that flaming fire. Unfortunately, the pain comes after to act as late-arriving measure of just how total was the pleasure. But why come now when it's all over? To warn the gallivanting fool, the cavalier, the trite, the cruel, that love must always, always be taken very seriously. So next time when you meet the one the memory of pain will come and you will treat your new-found lover with care that you will stay together.

What Does Your Birthday Mean
Your Birthdate: January 26 You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena. Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top. You're driven and intense, but you also know when to kick back and cooperate. Your ability to adapt to almost any situation is part of what's going to make you a success. Your strength: Your attention to detail Your weakness: You can be a little too proud of your successes Your power color: Turquoise Your power symbol: Arrow pointing up Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Choking
One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called Out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from a nearby table stood up and announced That he was quite experienced at this sort of Thing. He stepped over with almost no look of Concern at all, wrapped his hands around the Boys gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the Quarter. The man then went back to his table as Though nothing had happened. "Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are You a paramedic?" "No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."

Lost Sex Drive
A young wisecracking professor asked the old professor when he had first noticed that he lost his sex drive. The old professor replied, "I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar."

Agony Of Pain
Agony of Pain Is pain the upward thrust of a knife Into a part of your living body Or is pain the gut-wrenching Ordeal of losing a loved one Is pain the mental anguish of love lost That break the silence of a nightmare Of silent screams That separate your brain from your body Is only numbed by a poison called booze That dribbles from your unconscious body That lie in the eternal gutter of pain itself allan james saywell

~something’s Different~
~Something’s Different~ Current mood: "Peachy Baby" Category: "Peachy Baby" Writing and Poetry You say things are fine and god i hope thats true but, my heart can feel a difference your just not "you" The past few months with you have been a dream but are things with us exactly what they seem? Out of the blue, you found me sad and alone, you made me see how amazing your love could be You breathe the very life back into me My heart is on pause hoping we can make it through what lies ahead for me and you Weather were together or in time we part my love for you will remain forever in my heart ~Patrice~

Legitamate Update
For anyone who might be wondering. . . So I'm staying with some friends and still job hunting. As I've said in previous posts I'm currently dating a Guy named Ryan who i love quite utterly. He's currently in basic training but will be finished in about a month and yes I could easily tell you the exact number of days. Just finished watching Raising Cain which is an even trippier movie than I remembered but still quite bad ass. . . So thats my life in a nut shell for now anyway.

;-(
Craziness!!! — Sunday, August 12, 2007 So, that girl I liked so much has a jealous boyfriend. I guess I kinda suspected it from the beginning, but didn't want to really believe it. I don't remember her telling me that. I guess she could have when I was drunk, but I don't think so. This might make people not trust me, but if you are a dipshit, I will likely post your messages in my blogs. So only the dipshits have to worry about it. Incase you haven't read the messages from other people I've posted in the past, Here is an example of a dipshit. At the end, he's kinda sucking up. I'm thinking mostly because he doesn't want to lose his girlfriend who hates him causing drama. From: timothy Date: Aug 12, 2007 2:35 PM hello dude im chrissa boyfreind i dont know if she told you about me but im a really jelious person ok so i would apertiate it if you wouldnt text her so much ok .thanks and kinda do say anything k thankssssss ---------------------------------

Edit Friends
Tonite before i go to bed i'm gonna edit my friends list. So if u r a real friend don't be offended if i deleted u by accident. Simply ask to be friends and i will. I'm tired of ppl thinking they can friend me to see my naughty pics. That's not all of u but quite a few. So please don't be offended.I'll show them to whom i choose when i want to. If i decide to show you doesn't mean i want to see yours.

Its Just Me
I get a funny feeling, it comes from deep inside. I get all mad and angry, wanting to go and hide. My doctor calls it depression, my sister says it's just me. But the thoughts and feelings, no one will ever be able to see. Some say I'm psycho, some say I'm just weird. It's like I'm a different person, and the old me just disappeared. I get really edgy, I want to commit suicide real bad. Then I get a headache, followed by feeling sad. I wish I could get help, I wish it would go away. Maybe if I keep praying real hard, it will some day

Ice Yourself Jewelry Designs
Hello to all of my dear friends on Fubar! I have added pictures of the jewelry that I make for you to look at, rate, leave comments, and if the mood arises, purchase from me. I have been making jewelry for almost 2 years now, and want to shre it with the world! So come and check them out, and if you are interested, message me and I will be happy to work out an arrangement with you!

Always Near
A glance, a brushing touch or a soft whisper is all it took to drive her over the edge A lover’s power over her, was to strong to ignore, as she felt her knees buckle. I filled her very essence with my soul, which she could not control. She felt my loins burst within her pink folds, filling her with cream. When she turned to tell her love, that she desired more, I was not there. Reality swept thru her mind as she was reminded that my sweet was no more. She knelt over my grave touching her depths as she wished I still could. Her wails of ecstacy and sorrow rocked thru her in an orgasmic release. A single tear drop fell from her face as she blew her lost lover one last kiss. A gentle breeze fluffed her hair as she walked away from my gaze. She heard my voice whispering in her ear, when she turned to look back. Don’t worry my dear, for my touch will always be near. Sir

Scorpio - The Addict
Once you have opened this, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist. Read your sign, then pass it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, This is the real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Energetic. Predicts future. GREAT kisser. Always gets what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The BE

Our Troops
Prayer Request I understand the weather in Iraq is very difficult to bear right now. Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance and safety. Please keep our troops in your hearts and minds!! God Bless America And God Bless Our Troops

Love
Why do we fall in love?A Question i ponder on.. We fall to suffer and to silently whimper? To become Vulnerable? Falling in love the lonely soul experiences the darkest side,a true depression. Our hearts become but wounded ...Broken...We give ourselves to them and for what? To be hurt? LOL Plain and simple Love sucks!

Mind & Heart.. But Not Soul....
To know my heart you must first touch my mind. To know what it is.. I treasure inside. For me to open myself to you.. You must show me that yours is willing and true. Once you’ve seen ..and cared to know.. Only then a small piece of it will I show. For I guard my heart fiercely..and let very few in. But once there..you’ll stay forever within. One thing though.. you must keep in mind.. If you touch my heart... that’s all the further you’ll get for my soul is held by another.. and thus.. not mine to give. ~Candyce~

Flavorrrrrr Flaaaaav!!
...and here I was thinking Flav couldn't surprise me anymore at how fuckin clueless he can be! But this dumbfuck actually called Jeff Ross' jokes racist??? When Carrot Top said he should have brought watermelon to "this backyard barbecue", The Mean Queen saying "black people don't feel bad if you never caught Jimmy Kimmel's show.. it does come on after LIGHTS OUT", and Snoop saying Jeff Ross is an obnoxious JEW that no one likes so why not be his lawyer!! Hell, even Jimmy Kimmel said Chris Benoit is a better father than Flav and he decides to get mad at Jeff Ross?? Fucked up... Flav has about as much active listening skills as a damn snake with A.D.D.!!! That was an Achilles heel on this hilarious show... nah, NOT Flav calling Jeff Ross out for racist jokes and actually saying motherfuck you and John Wayne to him, its the fact that they let this fool SPEAK at all!!! But I watched it three times and still can't figure out who got hit with harder jokes: Flav, Carrot Top or the damn Flavo

Stolen Moments
She watches the clock tick slowly. The hours and minutes seeming to drag by. Her mind is focused on a special someone, she longs to see again. She waits patiently to see a message, or hear his voice, or for the off chance he may be headed her way. How she treasures those stolen moments, when the whole world seems to disappear. Leaving only the two of them in each others arms. How he makes her laugh and smile. She still gets butterflies in hr stomach every time she hears his voice. When she sees him walking towards her, her heart almost leaps out of hr chest. And when his arms wrap around hr it is one of the safest places she has ever known. She loves his smile and the sparkle in his eye when he looks at her. She wants nothing more than to keep him smiling. Make him feel special, loved, and wanted. She knows this isnt easy for him but she hopes he knows he is. Music Video:LITTLE WONDERS (by Rob Thomas)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Please Help
I have been going through some drama lately with a certain person on here, andI have decided to try and get it out of my life. I have blocked all parties involved and am still to this day being harassed. Its making me not want to be on here anymore. This person has either gone under a different name and is still watching or is having someone give him info. Whatever the case may be, if any of you can help me, I would appreciate it. I don't know what to do...but I know I don't want to feel this way everytime I get on here...someone help me please?

One Of My Sayings
I say... "Life is being stressed, over worked and believing that it all is for some reason when it isn't. But LIVING is always being happy, enjoying yourself and not letting anything or anyone weigh you down and hold you back!" You can say whatever you want, but thats one of the many things I say

Why This One?
Why this one Why this friend, What do i have to feel the way i do, Why do i have to feel the pain of looseing another friend to a decenion i've made Why Dose my heart feel like itz bein ripped out Why do i have to let this friend walk out of my life like he was never there, Why cant i go back and fix things before they got bad, Tell me why I have to feel this pain, Tell me why this friend walked away!

Back.
Stolen away for the last 6 days more or less, by 2 of my siblings. Both along with everyone else in the family knowing how nothings really been going right in my life of late. Took me away for a few days out of the city. Just some nice quiet remote little place. Never felt so relaxing. Knowing full well, that the only ones which could call and bother us were our parents. Was a big weight off my mind. Now though, I'm home again. I'm really hoping that things stay quiet. Especially after the phone calls I had off my baby's biological father. None of it nice, and it's not getting written here. But all is well with both of us, and for that I am doubly glad. - Emjay

Men Are Fucking Pigs
Im sorry but this is getting old. I moved to AZ to be with someone I thought loved me but I was wrong. This person has already torn a hole in my heart and is making that hole bigger. And I know he doesnt care, cause if he did he would be here with me instead of out every single night doing god only knows what. He told me before I moved out here that he loved me and that he had changed, that was...BULL SHIT!! Hes actually treats me worse then before. So I left my friends, family, a good job for this. And the worse part is is that I have no way back. So yeah fucked myself over....

K-mart
Thing to do in K-mart (and i have done some of this!) Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realise it. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons." (Extra points for this one if you're male.) Try on bras over top of your clothes. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the rest rooms. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex and candy" Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Homewares," and see what happens. Tune all the radios to a line-dancing station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10." Challenge other customers to duels with t

Message To Fans, Friends, Family
To all my Family,Friends,Fans at fubar.Please accept my appologies as i am going to have to sign off for quite some time.I am experiensing cash flow problems at the moment,and as i must put my kids first.I find i must sell my computer so to enable me to pay some outstanding bills.I would be very graetfull if everyone would accept my appologies.As soon as i can afford another pc i will recontact all of you.You all have been fabulous friends and i loved every second on fubar.I hope to see you all again soon.My love and thoughts to everyone.I felt i had to be 100% honest as you all have been with me.Thankyou all.Bye for now.XXXX

Today
As I approached this day of the year, I had an attitude of blasé...it hasn't been anything special to me in a number of years. Since I have joined the "family" of the former CherryTap-now Fubar at the suggestion of a friend, Ms. Reckless, I have made a great number of acquaintances- a number of whom have become very good friends. My shock at the overwhelming response to my Birthday has me reeling and quite amazed! I am very touched that so many are so thoughtful, generous, and kind! I am so very touched-so much so, that I wanted to write something to let everyone know how much I appreciate them, and the well wishes I have received. THANK YOU ALL, SO VERY MUCH! I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH!!!

20 Dollar Bill
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 >>bill. In >>the room of 200, he asked, >> >> >> >>"Who would like this $20 bill?" >> >> >> >>Hands started going up. >> >> >> >>He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you >> >> >> >>but first, let me do this. >> >> >> >>He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. >> >> >> >>He then asked, "Who still wants it?" >> >> >> >>Still the hands were up in the air. >> >> >> >>Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" >> >> >> >>And he dropped it on the ground >> >> >> >>and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. >> >> >> >>He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. >> >> >> >>"Now, who still wants it?" >> >> >> >>Still the hands went into the air. >> >> >> >>My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. >> >> >> >>No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it >> >> >> >>because it did not decrease in value. >> >> >> >>I

Going Away
So i've moved house, been on holiday and left myself 2 days to wash and repack my shizz before i go away again for almost 5 weeks to cali to see my man so everything is sorta in a blur lol. I feel like my life is moving forward in a positive direction for the first time in 4 years and it feels so damn good lol. I won't be on fubar as much as i have been in the past but i think my separation from the internet might be a good thing, for the time being at least :P Stil lovin all my fu-friends lol, you know you all rock :D xxx

I Am Your Friend..
You may not have ever seen me But you know that I am here. You can feel me in your heart As you enter each new day. I will always be there for you I am your friend. Someone to share the good times As well as the bad. I make no judgments by what you say I just listen with my heart and Hope to be of help in anyway I can. I will be there for you now and forever And always please remember I am your friend!

True Friendship..
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life!

Weird Laws In The Usa
Oral sex is illegal in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. Although some of these sex laws may be old laws it is interesting to know that….. In Utah adultery, oral sex and anal sex are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada. In Willowdale, Oregon, it is against the law for a husband to curse during sex. In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on. In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances including the wedding night. In Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin vending-machine condom sales are banned. In Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tenn

A Monday Giggle For Ya!
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was too short to reach.

New Tats
well i FINALLY got then i have to get some pictures i finally got my new tat LIVE LIFE down the back of my calves! rock on the letteras are a blue that fades to black and it looks so freaking awsome so ill go take some pics and post um for ya!

Bless My Puter.....(cute)
Lord Please Bless My Computer Every night I lie in bed This little prayer inside my head God bless my mom and dad and bless my children and take care of my spouse who brings me so much joy... God, there's just one more thing I wish that you would do if you don't mind my asking to bless my 'puter, too?? Now I know that it's not normal to bless a small machine but listen just a second and I'll try to explain... You see, that little metal box holds more than odds and ends Inside those small components rest a hundred loving friends. Some it's true I've never seen and most I've never met... never shaken hands or ever truly hugged, and yet... I know for sure they love me by the kindnesses they give, and this little scrap of metal is how I get to where they live. By faith is how I know them, Much the same as I know You. I share in life it brings them, So if it's OK with you... Just take an extra minu

Thank You My Angel
Angels coming out to play..... Angels touch our life each day. Though we may not know they are there, There are angels....everywhere! Angels can cause a heart to sing.... Angels give our spirits wings! An angel's touch can bring God so near. An angel's smile....can dry a tear. Have you felt a tug on your heartstrings? Chances are twas caused by angel wings. They flutter softly in the light.... Shimmering with edges of gold so bright.... We mere mortals to earth are bound.... Angels trod on holy ground. So next time you are feeling low.... Remember....angels are there....where ever you may go! Thank You for Being Such an Angel!

Yummy Lol
He takes it out slowly, looks at it and touches it with his warm wet tongue. Then touches it gently with his hot lips and starts sucking it with pleasure. He takes it out of his mouth and licks it, then bites it. Licks lips and then continues sucking. So yummy and juicy... mmmmmm... he loves ice cream.

Photos
Hey everyone.... I just posted a bunch of new pics... Please stop by comment and rate.... This will be the last batch of photos until I level.... So if you comment and rate... I will level and post more... Thanks HarleySportee69

Come On Friends And Family I Need Rates Contest Ends Today Please Help Me
Im in a support the troops contest that ends today Im only asking for you to rate my pic and just ask one of your friends to do the same please come by and comment and rate my pic as many times as you want you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today [ fubar.com photo: 2696324338 ] Please tell your friends Thanks so much

Diary Of A Dog
Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! Day number 181 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! Day number 182 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOR

Paid
I received a check yesterday for 2 stories I sold to the publisher of some erotica books. The two stories that are now printed on paper are also here in my blog. The stories are TAHOE STORM and SATURDAY NIGHT and they are free here to read if you are into erotic stories. With some time I will be writing more stories and see if I can sell them also. So now I am published on literotica.com, eroticstories.com and also in HOT & HEAVY and NAUGHTY WORDS magazines. Of course, as usual my pen name shows in the magazines as well as it does online... 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage

Come Check It Out...
I am in a contest now. There is no time limit, I just have to reach 20,000 comments.....please help out if you can....here and there.....thanks so much...here is the link..http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=664485&albumid=449308&i=3335693005 all I need is 20,000 comments. I have no time limit at all. So, whenever you can is good..bombs away!!!

:(
ok so im really bored and to make it worse im lonly! it sucks i just want someone to talk to and someone to be really sweet to me, but its so hard to find someone like that :( i know this is short but yeah its how i feel! ~mE~

Morning From Hell
Everyone who knows me, knows that I love Mondays. Yes, I'm a bit odd but I truly do. Today however, has been an exception to that. It started off somewhat ok but not bad. As the morning progressed it became intense with one particular client. NEVER in my life have I hung up on one, I did today though. After telling him that he did not need to speak to me like he was, he continued, so I simply hung up the phone. Granted it took him about 30 minutes to call back and apologize. Like I explained to him, I'm here to help him and by doing that will not help his situation at all. So I'm going to hope that the day gets better!

My Book
I am working on my book. It is an collection of short erotic stories for woman. The response I have gotten from some of the stories are very good and encouraging. It is a collection of stories called "Office Happenings". It is a collection of short stories of "happening" in the office like the title suggests. Interested in a preview of the stories in let me know and Ill see what I can do.

Games Feature
yes the games were a good idea but i have a suggestion and i just wonder who else agrees, what about if we also have the choice of single player games,reason im asking is because some people get into the games eventually only for the other person to leave or not even get matched to anyone. do you agree

Aryan Brother
I may not agree with your decisions or the choices you've made... Or the direction you've gone but still I’ll always remember those days... Before all the hatred and anger... When your priorities changed... And you chose the road that went the opposite way of the path that we blazed... Even though I respect your struggle... You don't seem to respect mine... Differences of opinion are fine... Yet you still left me behind... When you embarked on your journey through the fires of hate... Discovered a community that embraced your leadership and pale face... Ideas rearranged... These days you seem completely against the grain... I never know if you're just caught up or if you really feel the same... As the people surrounding you... They seem to draw from your charisma... A born leader with the capacity to truly see... The Eye of Ra... While I tend to view the world through the right optics... I've studied your theories but honestly see no way to stop it... We're worlds a

What Ur Bdate Means To U
Your Birthdate: February 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: JuneWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Support Our Troops
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Da Loser White Sox!
some fuckin jagoff named Da White Sox just blocked me cause i told him i didnt have a webcam and that he should jack off to some porn and leave the internet alone, so if you come across him and you wanna do me a favor, rate the bastard virgin a 1 like he did to me and tell him you did it for me!

Time To Go
Hi Eevryone, Will it is time for me to go to Wi. again...lol Did u think i was leaving... I don't think I could leave this place ever.. Made to many good friends here.. I like to name them all, but knowing me i would forget someone. You all know who you are anyway... I will be gone Aug.16th and will be back just for a few days on the 27th Than gone again on the 30th until Setp. 10. I hope you all stay well and I'll see you when I get back Will miss you all Fireman7

The Difference Between A Ducks Legs Is That One Of Them Are Both The Same....
ok...ok... this is the 3rd time I've deleted everything and started over getting whats in my head down on this "digital" paper. Have you ever wondered why that no matter how much positive you can do for a person, all the self sacrafice and effort given forth to a person there are always going to be those who just manage to turn the tables and drop nothing but negative on you. Makes it a bit harder to trust anyone... even the closest people afterwords. Still it always brings out the face in the person spitting back their diatribe as to who they really are. It's odd that after so much losing out and giving in to a lifestyle that is just below the average even set for oneself just because it makes that other person smile that it doesn't take much or at all for that other person to turn face and turn coat on everything between those people. So yea, I think i just said the same damn thing 3 times... I'm not going back and I'm no editing this.... not a blog editor. Ne who... some people migh

Quitterdon't Even Know How Many Times I've Wanted To Quit My Job In Last 2 Years
Don't even know how many times I've wanted to quit my job in the last 2 years........Too many to count..LOL...But I have stuck it out just the same.....So,you can call me a loser or most anything else,but never call me a quitter.......Got my 4% raise today,oh yeah!

New Job
Starting new job on August 20th. Can't hardly wait. This is a great opportunitie for me. I will be getting out of the field and starting a new prodution line for my new company. Wish me luck on my new addventure ... One!

Tarot Card
You are The Hierophant Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching. All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel. The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

How Do I Breath
How Do I Breathe, It Feels So Different Being Here, I Was So Next To Being Next To You, Life For Me Is Not The Same, There's No One To Turn To. I Don't Know Why I Let It Go Too Far, Starting Over It's So Hard. Seems Like Everywhere I Try To Go, I Keep Thinking Of You. I Just Had A Week Of Calls, Wishing That I Never Let You Fall, Baby You Are Not Blame At All. Remember When I Pushed You Away? Baby If You Knew I Cared, You'd Have Never Went Nowhere, Girl I Should've Been Right There. How Do I Breathe, Without You Here By My Side? How Will I See, When Your Love Brought Me To The Light? Where Do I Go, When Your Heart's Where I Lay My Head? When You're Not With Me, How Do I Breathe? Girl I'm Losin' My Mind. Yes I Made A Mistake. I Thought That You Would Be Mine. Guess The Joke Was On Me. I Miss You So Bad I Can't Sleep. I Wish I Knew Where You Could Be. Another Dude Is Replacing Me, But This Can't Be Happening. I Just Had A Wake Up Call, Wishing Tha

Dang!!!!
FOR THE PPL OUT THERE THAT LIKE TO MAKE PPL FEEL DUMB CUZ THEY CANT SPELL YOU NEED TO BACK OFF HAVE U NEVER HERD OF LEARNING PROBLEMS BEFORE? I MEAN COME ONE USE SOME COMMEN SENCE BEFORE YOU SAY STUFF...I WENT TO SCHOOL TYVM!!!!!!

Not Really A Rant But....
I was having a "discussion" with someone about single parenting.. Now I am a single parent. My son is 13.. I raised him on my own with no help from his father. I worked full time.. 2 jobs at one point.. even had one job where I was able to take him with me to work.. came home, cleaned, fed him.. etc.. Now, this person I was discussing things with, seemed to think that single parents dont have it near as hard as they say. With child support they are "living the life" so they think. I was like HELLO!!! I am court ordered to recieve 157 dollars a month in child support. I might see 50 of it.. if I am lucky. Enforcing that order gets me the "you should be happy with that, its not what he owes or what he's supposed to pay, or even on time, but at least you get it". Now, yes.. single parents make that choice for thier children, I would hope its for their kids... they choose to raise their children, not pawn them off on others.. they work, they come home to put in another 5 or 6 h

Aquarius
Yeah...pretty much me... Aquarius About Your Sign... Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "

Help Him To Level Up Please
Friends , Please can yall come help my friend to level up Hes less about at 6,600 points to go now Thank you very much. my music is in my stash 2NEW SONGS under trackz please rate!!!!!!....and yep i rap>>>@ fubar

Stupid Intolerant Hicks....
I just read a MuMM by some inbred piece of work that claims in his own words that "the South supports the military more than the rest of the country"... Now his statement has ZERO proof to back this ludicrious statement up with and most, along withe me, think he is being a tad racist... It just chaps my ass when some harebrain comes along and tries to push things off on people like that...I mean if he wants to go play Aryan Crud with his little inbred assmonkeys thats one thing, but keep your racist beliefs to yourself please... I really hate people like that...Grrrrrr.... I am one of the most tolerant people here and I have friends from ALL walks of life but people like him, should be shot... Nuff said...

Merv Griffin Dead At 82
He made answers questions and vowels commodities Merv Griffin's life was a medley of success: Creator of TV icons "Jeopardy!" and "Wheel of Fortune," talk show impresario and, ultimately, business tycoon. By Dennis McLellan, Los Angeles Times Last update: August 12, 2007 – 9:05 PM Print this story E-mail this story Save to del.icio.us Share on newsvine Share on Digg Related Content Talk show host Merv Griffin speaks in front of a television audience. The entertainer and entrepreneur has died at age 82. Associated Press Griffin's empire Audio: Music from 'Jeopardy' Audio: Merv Griffin says daytime TV was special Audio: Merv Griffin talks about 'Jeopardy' and 'Wheel of Fortune' More from Obituaries He made answers questions and vowels commodities Deaths elsewhere Griffin's empire Deaths elsewhere Bob Madryga tried to keep kids out of trouble LOS ANGELES - Merv Griffin, a onetime big-band singer who leveraged his later career as a TV talk-show hos

Long Trip-travelling Need Help
I am taking my first trip across the states. I am going to be taking a 15 month old. I need to know what I should take for him, to play with etc. He does good on long car trips. I also need help about food and snacks. Due to medical problems fast food needs to be limited to a minimum. Any tips would be great too.

Im Still 24 Rates Down
I just want to say thanks to every one who helped me in this contest and want to say ill help you in any way just ask Im in a support the troops contest in today to go please come by and comment and rate my pic as many times as you want you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today [ fubar.com photo: 2696324338 ]

Wishful Thinking
Tonight I'm in the city, and it's like Disneyland, but I'm sick and tired and I can't wait to get back home again. And I have this dream... you'll be waiting there. What I really mean is I wish you were here. I'm sending you this postcard to tell you that I'm fine, and to let you know wherever I go you never leave my mind.

The Good Ol' Days
Those Born 1930-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930s, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE ac

Top Forty Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say
Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say: 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms n this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrestling's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the f

What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?
What Your Favorite Color Purple Says About You: Intuitive --- Seeking --- Creative Kind --- Self-Sacrificing --- Growth Oriented Strong --- Very Wise --- Rare What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?

Quit My Job
So I put in my notice yesterday that today was going to be my last day and strangely, I have never been happier. I was really starting to get tired of all the morons that came to Wal-Mart, walk halfway down the checkout lane just to ask me if I was open. Well, no shit moron. Do you think that I am standing here for my own enjoyment? What is with these people. Do they take stupid pills for breakfast or something? Anyway, no more of that. Thank God. I still think that they need to put up a buzzer at the doors and lets people know if they are stupid or not. Well, I'm done ranting for now.

I Know I Bitch About This A Lot But...
With each passing day i hate my job more and more. I wish i could quit but i can't until i can find a replacement job. I hope i can (even though I feel hope is a waste because it will either happen or it won't happen so you are either fucked or you aren't fucked so pretty much from there only time will tell on anything. I guess it's the waiting that bothers me the most. The not knowing whether I have just wasted time online filling out an application only to be passed over.

56 Questions
1. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? I don't know...some people might be able to do it, but it definitely isn't ME 2. Do you bite your boyfriend's/girlfriend's toenails? WTF..NO 3. Are you a jealous person? I don't think so 4. What are you allergic to? nothin' 5. What books, if any, have made you cry? The Kite Runner 6. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? I'm probably guilty of it more than anyone else lol Email me people!! I'm so much better at email :D 7. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? hmmm...Edy's Cookies and Cream 8. If someone you had no interest in dating, expressed interest what would you do/say? no, thank you? 9. What would you rather be doing right now? i wish i were w/ my mommy....its her b-day 10. What song lyric, if any, is stuck in your head at the moment? Paperweight by Joshua Radin...Ever word you say I think I should write down, Don't wanna forget come daylight 11. Do yo

Same Rubbish
well it was my first day back at work today and it is the same rubbish as before i went on holiday. so feeling depressed glad i came on here as i could see the lady my heart wants to go to. wish i could leave this country to go to this lady dreams can hurt my heart is longing for love

Just Some Thoughts
I saw this written somewhere and it caught my eyes and truly touched my heart. I wanted to share it and then write my view points on the subject... "When there's this one special person, Who you can't stop thinking about, It could be love. When that person makes you laugh, For no reason It could be love. When you smile, From pure happiness, It could be love. When the small things, Start making sense, It could be love. When a simple statement makes your heart race, Then it could be love. When a silly look, Makes you smile, Then it could be love. When the eyes of that person, Says I love you. Then you know its love." This statement holds a lot of truth to what love is. Now a days people misuse the word love and throw it around without thinking how someone could become hurt or devastated. Love is so much more than just an emotion. It is a feeling that requires one to look deep into their heart. It is not just a kiss or a hug or even a sexual encounter. Those are all just ways of exp

Where Is This Going?
My life is such a mess...and it's ironic that the biggest train wrecks seem to happen when everyone ELSE thinks that my life is starting to go in the right direction. I'm tired of being so god damn wishy washy. What the hell do I want? Do I wanna be single and find a man who I can start over with on a clean slate or do I want my best friend, the father of my children, the one that I can't seem to shake no matter what I do? Why does he have to have that effect on me? What kind of effect do I have on him, if one at all? It's because I'm lonely, I know. I let these men come to me and they all end up being psychotic, clingy, possesive retards and I don't wanna deal with it. But I also don't have the time or patience to go out and FIND what I want. But then again what I want is my fucking husband! And I don't wanna want him. But let's face it, we're fucking awesome together. I'm convinced there are no good, decent, honest men out there. No. They're all lying cheating bastards. So I ac

New Legislation For Haunted Buildings In England
I received my monthly Psychologists magazine which contained a large article describing “those sick people who go on ghost walks”. Psychology has as many views on the paranormal, as there are psychologists. And many see the paranormal as psychologies biggest area of failure.Britain has had so many new laws brought in over the past few years that they often take a while to filter through. One of the most intriguing is the property disclosure act, this means if your house is haunted you have to tell the buyer.In the past establishing just what constitutes a haunting has been open to various interpretations, and a particular problem area is council housing, where different boroughs in the past had very different policies. As overseas buyers come to London to invest in property, they often bring with them Feng Shui practitioners, while one recent Japanese businessman pulled out of a deal when he found that the building was built on the site of a house where a family had died in W.

I Saw Her Standing There
Well she was just seventeen You know what I mean And the way she looked Was way beyond compare So how could I dance with another, Oh, when I saw her standing there Well she looked at me and I, I could see That before too long I'd fall in love with her She wouldn't dance with another Oh, when I saw her standing there Well my heart went boom When I crossed that room And I held her hand in mine Oh we danced through the night And we held each other tight And before too long I fell in love with her Now I'll never dance with another Oh, when I saw her standing there Well my heart went boom When I crossed that room And I held her hand in mine Oh we danced through the night And we held each other tight And before too long I fell in love with her Now I'll never dance with another Oh, when I saw her standing there Oh, since I saw her standing there Yeah, well since I saw her standing there

Please Please Me
Last night I said these words to my girl I know you never even try, girl Come on, come on, come on, come on Please, please me, wo yeah, like I please you You don't need me to show the way, love Why do I always gave to sat, love Come on, come on, come on, come on Please, please me, wo yeah, like I please you I don't want to sound complaining but you know there's always rain in my heart I do all the pleasing with you, it's so hard to reason with you wo yeah, why do you make me blue? Last night I said these words to my girl I know you never even try, girl Come on, come on, come on, come on Please, please me, wo yeah, like I please you wo yeah, like I please you wo yeah, like I please you

Welfare Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come fast as you can.' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw the welfare cash! Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighb

Phillycheesesteak And Southwestern Cream Corn
Ill offer one more of my favorite dishes....this one is a good one and spicy too. Ingredients roast beef (thinly sliced deli style) 1lb. red and green bell pepper jalepena pepper onion hot pepper jack cheese corn on the cob (5) pakg of philly cream cheese whipping cream salt pepper saffron (spice) frenchbread sandwich buns Preparations For the sandwich start by dicing the jalapenas and ring the onions and bell peppers then halve them and carmelize them in a skillet with some oil or butter with a little salt and pepper and a pinch of saffron then slice the roast beef into strips 1/2 inch or so. Salt and pepper the beef and add to the skillet and brown (add another pinch of saffron) then grate a lot of the pepper jack cheese to the mixture and stir ontil melted and slimy. and stuff into the toasted french buns spread with a little mayonaise and or mustard. Now for the cream corn steam the ears or boil in water untill cooked then cut the kernals off the e

Help
(Help) I need somebody (Help) Not just anybody (Help) You know I need someone (Help) When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured Now I find I've changed my mind I've opened up the doors Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me And now my life hand changed in oh, so many ways My independence seems to vanish in the haze But every now and then I feel so insecure I know that I just need you like I've never done before Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured Now I find I've changed my mind I've opened up the doors

To Friends And Contest Winners
I'M VERY SORRY I'M NOT ON HERE RIGHT NOW SINCE MY INTERNET WAS CUT OFF I SHOULD BE BACK NEXT WEEK SOMETIME UNFORTUNATLY I'LL ONLY HAVE DIAL UP I WILL GIVE THE PRIZES OUT TO THE WINNERS WHEN I AM BACK ON THE INTERNET AGAIN WILL BE BACK SOON DONNA

Lonely
Why must you be so far away I don’t want to be alone tonight Its too quit in my house tonight I fear that I will do Something that I will hate In the morning I wish that you were here To hold me tight Never letting me go Whispering in my ear That things will get better All this pain I’m going though Will go away only in time But for tonight only You will be there here for me Letting me know that some ones cares And when I’m about to cry You will lend me you shoulder For you make me happy Like no one else has In such a long time For that’s all I want Is to be happy with you I want to call you mine I want to be with you And only you For I’m falling in love with you

Ironic
It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me Its so ironic your what I had pictured you to be But there are facts in our lives We can never change Just tell me that you understand and you feel the same This perfect romance that Ive created in my mind Id live a thousand lives Each one with you right by my side But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance And so it seems like well never have the chance Aint it funny how some feelings you just cant deny And you cant move on even though you try Aint it strange when your feeling things you shouldnt feel I wish this could be real Aint it funny how a moment could just change your life And you dont want to face whats wrong or right Aint it strange how fate can play a part In the story of your heart Sometimes I think that a true love can never be I just believe that somehow it wasnt meant for me Life can be cruel in a way that I cant explain And I dont think that I could face it all again I barely

Less Than 2 And A Half Hours To Go I Just Need You To Rate My Pic Link Is Below
Im in a support the troops contest it ends today at 6:00pm pacific time please come by and at least rate my pic and comment of you want as many times as you want to you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today [ fubar.com photo: 2696324338 ] I just want to say thanks to every one who helped me in this contest and want to say ill help you in any way just ask Please tell your friends

1+1=0
The monster has reared its ugly head once again Ripping at your heart with its best intentions Plugging into your soul Draining you Tapping in like a warm connector But when the story’s told And the truth is known The beast shall once again Remain alone Flattery means nothing When your angel’s flown away Presiding in her chaste, majestic glory A touch of the hand A glimpse into the soul Bitter and tainted Weary and old What were you thinking? What have you done? Now it is finished What I thought had begun.

About Me:
I am what I am... true to myself, looking for just the right person and having fun until I figure out who that is. I am a student of history, just finishing up on my Master's degree in history, (yes even old people go back to school, try it you will like it!!!)... Some things are worth trying once, some worth trying twice...

Blah Blah
Well.. got the new weed wacker today . and holy hell is HUGE.. .. went like wild and did most of the yard .. and now my arms feel like they are jelly HAHAHA .. so if i type anything to you all and it kinda looks fulbed up . you know why LOL

Contest Extended!
OK well due to circumstances beyond my control, there was a period of time today that no one was able to bomb the pictures so I have decided to extend the contest. It will now end at 12:00 p.m. (Noon) EST on Friday, August 17th. Come show these people some love already!!!! Esquire - Donna (FuBar WIFE Of ChicaTgurl ~~Lady TxCowGirl) - Chris (jokerLUVSboobs~RECRUITER of P.D.Y~ PANDORA'S PIMP) - Kelbel - Doing88 (name withheld cuz he's a PITA!) -

Come On Friends And Family I Dont Need Comments Unless You Want To I Just Need Ate Just Ask One One Your Friends To Rate My Picless Than A Hour And A
Im in a support the troops contest it ends today at 6:00 pm pacific time please come by and comment and rate my pic as many times as you want you want use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today I need the rate more than the comment [ fubar.com photo: 2696324338 ] I just want to say thanks to every one who helped me in this contest and want to say ill help you in any way just ask Please tell your friends Thanks so much

I Would
If I could have whatever I longed for, I would ask for something never asked for before, I would ask to be saved from life, be delivered to death, To finally expel my final breath, I would ask to be taken away from this place that I hate, To finally be positioned outside of sweet death’s gate, I would long to be away from those who I didn’t know, To finally be swept down a crystal river that will always flow, I would long to be cured of the emotions I feel, To finally rest and become unreal, I would plead to bathe in a lake of my tears, To finally be free of my guilt and my fears, I would plead to eat meals of bones and drink cups full of blood, To finally be accepted and belong for good, I would die to be free from my design, To finally ignore my final deadline, I would die to be blind and never see, I would die just to be free.

Come
COME INTO THE SCOOTER BAR AND LISTEN TO DJ SUNSHINE PLAY THE SOUNDS OF THE RUDE BAND AKA THE RUDE AWAKING....... INTRODUCING BEN.......... INTRODUCING TO YOU GREG...... INTRODUCING GARRET.......... AND THE THERE IS VANCE........... COME IN TONIGHT FROM 3AM TO 5 AM AND TAKE A LISTEN TO THE RUDE BAND LIVE AND IN CHARGE...... FROM SOUTH DAKOT

Only 50 Minutes To Go And Im Only 3 Rates Behind You Dont Need To Comment Just A Single Rate
Im in a support the troops contest ends in less then 50 minutes please come by and just rate the pic you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today [ fubar.com photo: 2696324338 ] I just want to say thanks to every one who helped me in this contest and want to say ill help you in any way just ask Please tell your friends Thanks so much

Monday Night
So I sit here tonight ten minutes before the Bronco's Pre Season Kick off and think of my day. Have you ever had a boss, (Yes that's person over you) screw something up so bad that his boss calls you directly and asks you to take over these projects. This college kid they hired to be my boss, Came out of high school, Went to college and took his degree to the procurement off ice paying bills. This in my bosses eyes qualified him to Run a Mechanical Department. But everytime the shit hits the fan his higher ups call me direct and leave him in the dark until I brief him. I am thinking I should ask for a raise. ............................................. NFL Football Is upon us. Let it be known I have two favorite teams, The Broncos and The Chargers. Two teams same division. I like to cover my bets. Last night I saw The Chargers come out with a GREAT first string Drive. And a great effort from the back up ranks. I disagree with the replacement of Schottenheimer with Turn

Lingerie
lusciously, i..plant a moist kiss on you..capable of lighting your fire...your.. unrestrained desire..leads to the removal of your attire...you smell my neck, misted with the scent that you most admire...in my eyes, you gaze.you know i can take you higher..i never cease to amaze...you always take.. initiative..but of course..it's just one of mans ways..it's your.. nature to..require..only the best...you gradually acquire..all that you aspire..but not prior..to indulging lustfully in my delectable curves...dabbling at my navel..nibbling at my waist, as if it were an hors d'oeuvre [or-derve]..showing my.. tender thighs..the affection they deserve...our heavenly.. harmony brings relaxation to my nerves...our kisses are.. impassioned..call me old fashioned..but i enjoy fore play...it's a.. scrumptious way..to stay sane..after a sore day... lechery is'nt a crime...i'm... inclined to do as i please to cause our pleasure to intensly climb...this.. neglige is increasing m

I Just Love You
i.. ..love you.. ..with every fiber of my being.. . every aspect of my entity.. . ..my heart is a comfortable inhabitant.. ..of your divinity.. ..a beautiful vicinity.. ________ my..emotions get the best of me.. but that's just.. natural femininity.. you handle me.. ..gently, but with such masculinity.. ________ you..are the source of my..pulse.. the reason my heart beats periodically.. you..nurture my lungs..and keep me.. breathing methodically... ________ my heart was once helpless.. almost like infancy.. but you.. willingly cradled it.. with a considerable instancy... . ..i love.. ..you with.. every strand of my presence.. . every sector of my lifespan.. . and learning of every deep thought living in each crevice of your brain.. is my life plan.. ________ there's..no way to..possibly calculate.. the many ways in which..our souls relate.. our love is impossible to desecrate.. . too complicated to decipher the literal terms.. that

My Fubar Wife!!!
Ok well I want a Fubar wife so this is how its goes!! 1)If you want to be my wife tell me why you would be a good one. 2)Must leave me a gift. 3)Must comment and rate all of my pic's! 4)Must rate my blogs and stash. Thats it! Lets see who my wife is ganna be! -----Jason Cursed Cowboy

8-13-07 Astrology
It's the perfect time to make plans and get what you need to carry them out. Whether you're arranging a family reunion or something smaller, you can get it all together more quickly than you realize.

Calypso Beans And Rice (arroz Y Habichuelas Calipso)
INGREDIENTS: 1 tablespoon butter 2 tablespoons olive oil 3 cups cooked rice 3 cups cooked calypso beans salt to taste Curry powder to taste 1 Heat the butter and oil in a large skillet. Add the rice and beans. Saute over medium-high heat for 5 minutes. Season to taste. 2 Note: If calypso beans are unavailable use pink, black, or your favorite bean.

Compatability
Horror scope Current mood: bored Love Compatibility of Aries with Aquarius Aries and Aquarius get along famously right from the get-go - you both love new beginnings, the excitement of starting over and enthusiastically sharing your dreams with each other. You need your independence and your partner needs emotional detachment. This means you'll always have the freedom and space you need with each other. Your Aquarius can be a bit of a know-it-all, though, and with your quick temper, a good-natured argument can quickly turn into a full-out brawl. On the bright side, this mentally stimulating relationship will rarely have any dull moments. LMAO That is so true with us.

Why Are People!!!
at Mc Donalds fuckin morons how can anyone mess up this order! 2 double cheeseburgers a large fri and a number 7 meal. and i still got ripped of for a fri! what the hell fuckin morons! i mean a meal comes with fris! shit. ok im done venting

What If I Was
What if I was to kiss you, Maybe hold onto you tight, Sing a song into your ear, And make love into the night What if I was to lift you up, And then kiss you in the air, Touch your skin with my hands, Run my fingers through your hair What if I was to take you away, From this world and show you mine, Show a love with me can last, Forever and ever and all time What if I was to pick flowers, And go around the world to you, Would you be in total shock, Or feel this love is true What if I was to make you feel, Nothing you've ever felt before, And finally you know that love is real, You just had to go and explore What if we were to click, Just like that from day one, Would you be able to tell, That true love had begun

Hey Ladies I Have A Hottie For You
THIS IS A BUDDY OF MINE AND HE REALL NEED UR HELP. HE'S COOL AS HELL AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND. COULD YOU ALL STOP BY HIS CONTEST AND BOMB THE HELL OUT OF HIM. ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS HAS BEEN CHEATING HIM ALL DAY BY USING A BOMBING MACHINE AND CHEATING HIM BADLY. SO IF ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL LADIES WILL STOP BY AND CHECK AND HELP HIM OUT IM SURE YOU WILL SOON FIND OUT WHAT KINDA GUY HE REALLY IS.JUST CLICK THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO HIS PIC.

Country Bitches Vs City Bitches
A city bitch will take you where you need to go. A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it ain't worth it. *A country bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in". A city bitch will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up or get knocked the f*** out. *A country bitch will just knock her out!!! A city bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A country bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get f-ed up! A city bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A country bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these city bitches how we do it. A city bitch wonders who your new man is. *A country bitch knows his first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A city bitch thinks the fri

My Ode To Going Skyclad!
What the use of wearing panties Whalebone corsets of your Auntie's Boxer shorts and other scanties Best of all is nude There's such fun in going bra-less Now that it's no longer lawless 'Specially if your figure's flawless Best of all is nude - )O( - Nude is what you're born in Shirts are never torn in Underwear and lacy flimsies, garter belts and other whimsies Yards of itchy cloth to put your form in Ducks all do it, maidens rue it Even ancient Picts in Britain blue it Going naked's how to do it Best of all is nude! - )O( - If your garters aren't elastic Tie them up in knots fantastic (Panty hose is something drastic!) Best of all is nude! If you're tired of wearing clotheses Shed your garment 'mongst the roses Never mind the old bluenoses Best of all is nude! - )O( - Nude is best for ducking! Worst for horses bucking! Moonlit nights will see such sights that are very bes

Make Love To Me
Oh, come with me Take me in your arms Kiss me long and deep Feel my passion rise Remove my clothes Caress my soft skin With your fingertips Feel the softness Of my tender breasts Beneath your hands Touch them, stroke them Squeeze them, knead them Cover them with kisses Close your lips around the nipples Feel their hardness With your tongue Delve into me With your hot tongue Devour me Taste my essence As I scream your name... Make love to me!

Special Sisters
Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to quit your job, or move across country, always do what you really want. Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out. Never apologize for being successful. Only haters want to keep you at their level. Never apologize for crying. Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself. Never apologize for being frugal. Just because you save your money instead of blowing it on the latest fashion emergency doesn't mean you're cheap. Never apologize for being a single mom. Babies are a blessing. Never apologize for treating yourself to something special. Sometimes you have to show yourself some appreciation. Never apologize for leaving an abusive relationship. Your safety should always be a priority. Never apologize for setting high standards in a relationship. You know what you can tolerate and what simply gets on your nerves. Never apologize for saying NO.

2 Wett 4 Words
I hate to be in the mood when there is no one or nothing around to help me out! When I am in the mood like dat, I take a good shower, lock my room door and start to write…but @ a certain point…sex, whether with urself, or another is the same typical…Good or Bad…thick or slim…whack or workable…then is when I have to help me remember the good in the boredom! I opened up my legs laying flat on either side, start sucking on my nipples, and rubbing on my clict, inserting my fingers in2 myself to produce pleasure, and repress da unsatisfying urge until further notice! Deep as it can go, sucking till my own mouth sores limp…but this is 1 of those episodes dat a bitch can’t do it alone… I go on line, but no one of importance is there…I call the local chats, but bitches wanna play kid games…time to blow off da old black book 4 a stallion to knock my block severely! Would you believe that there is no one? My goodness…now I am pissed, frustrated, and got to keep busy or would literally go crazy

My Rose
[even though]It's of the divine the thought of her lips meeting mine it's tearing me up inside harboring these feelings I constantly hide It's not a matter of pride I question if she can reciprocate the emotions I'd provide I ponder what would happen should love set sail the next casualty would be our friendship which would fail that's not an option worth taking I'd rather remain the friend rather than suffer through a relationships failure upon ground shaking due to the vibrations brought about from our hearts breaking I'd rather remain the friend with whom she shares time, secrets, & meals I rather remain a friend than battle with the onslaught disclosure reveals I'd rather be the friend who on occasion gets to hear her voice rather than falling out of contact to to a selfish choice in secret and minus loves scar I rather she remained my shining star I would be able to bear her no longer having feelings for me to share tell her I love her? I don't dare thoughts

A Lil Quickie
As we danced, studying each others facial expressions, he placed the back of his hand in between my full cleavage, and moved two of his thick smooth chocolate fingers down the front of my butter colored belly into my black ,soaked with cum thong, and into my sugary walls. I gasped with ecstasy as they slithered over my swelling clit and into the depths of me. My body shivered as he never took his amazingly hypnotizing eyes off of me while he played with the soft flesh leading to my sweet center. And when he finally made it to my g-spot, a devilish smile came upon his perfectly sculpted face because he felt the tightening of my body….he knew he had me. As we stood there on the dance floor of the sexually charged night club with the silvery lights dancing over our bodies, he pulled my stiff body to his, and dug deeper within me. He gripped the base of my neck, and fed me his juicy tongue. I gladly took it in by running my hands across his muscular shoulders to lock them behind his thic

Am I Wrong?
Maybe I am the worst person to walk the earth, or maybe I am just human. I haven't had a good f*ck since - dayum it's been so long i can't even remember. I really need one. And my husband is incapable of that feat. I haven't been able to talk to him since the beginning of our marriage. I had to cut him off from the bank accounts because he kept overdrawing the account. And he lies. Not the huge ones. Just the little sh*t that he knows I already know but lies anyway. I know one of my male friends would have been happy to marry me, had the right circumstances presented themselves. As such he is the best confidant I have, and if we were closer I am sure he would take care of that "other" problem. So now I find myself in need of a "no strings" relationship. On the one hand I feel horrible, but on the other I am feeling like I am getting the brunt of the "for worse" part of the wedding vows. Granted it has only been 2 years, but isn't that enough time to suffer in silence? I am not

Just Thinking Too Much
justa thought I've been thinking alot about love lately due to my current fight to gain someone's trust enough to make them show me completely how they feel. I've been wondering if love and all it's endevors are really worth it......alot of times I use music in my life to help me get out feelings that I can't always get out on paper or by mouth. One song that has an interesting way of talking about how someone becomes your love and how they turn in to you life is "I Miss You" by Blink 182..... Hello there, the angel from my nightmare the shadow in the background of the morgue the unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley we can live like Jack and Sally if we want where you can always find me we'll have Halloween on Christmas and in the night we'll wish this never ends we'll wish this never ends (I miss you, miss you) (I miss you, miss you) Where are you and I'm so sorry I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always this sick strange dar

Fubar Friends
I somehow got pushed to fourth. plz help me out and vote everyday! thanks so much. Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #4!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!

What Kind Of Bride Will You Be?
You Will Be a Traditional Bride! You're the type of girl who is feminine, old fashioned, and totally traditional. You've been dreaming of your wedding day since you were young And you can't wait to be a princess in your big white gown. It's likely that you'll have a big family wedding and take your husband's name While a huge affair will be fun, just don't go all Bridezilla about the color of your napkins! What Kind of Bride Will You Be?

Even After All These Years The Pain Still Remains
Turn On Volumethey'd always have funthey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bigger and soonmandy knew she was pregnant againshe gave birth to a beautiful baby boy on september

Hazel Eyes....
Black Eyes people with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. _____________________________

My Very Own Roller Coaster!!!!!!
Sometimes my life just feels like a roller coaster! But I am very sure that everyone has those moments!! One day things are great, and rolling along smoothly, and then the next, uh ya, it's just not rolling along anywhere! Or wait, maybe that's just the big drop that everyone calls the fun part!! Not me, I never got into roller coasters of any sort! Give me a ferris wheel any day! I like the unchanging safety of it. It's very comforting! Don't get me wrong, I love the adrenaline of a fun, wild, scary ride as much as the next person, but I need to have the choice. If I choose to stand in line for 3 hours to have fun for two minutes, great!! But if not, that should be great too!! It's the same in my life. There are times that I am more than willing to take a risk, and jump into things blindly and just have faith. But let me have the choice!! I don't like it when things just pop out of nowhere to cause me drama!! Sometimes I swear that half the people I know have l

The Goddess Is Alive
Moon shines down upon a sea of Light, Shifting sands lay singing in the Heart of the Night. I looked upon a scene that gripped me to the core, White-clad maidens below were dancing on the shore. Sweet sounds slipped from moon-lit throats, Wind whipped hair abound, Lit by the light within and without, The Women circled 'round. As I stood, water engulfed my feet, My body swayed to your Heavenly Heart beat. Wind and wave and fire light, Paled in my mind Earthly delight. Time slipped by me as you held your embrace, And windblown spray covered my face. Protected deep within your Womb, I could feel the tender pain of Life's bloom. Candles flared high as the Dance progressed, Deep inside with a healing touch you blessed. All around, wind, wave and fire shouted of your life, Your light speared deep within, soothing my strife. Divine Mother, Goddess of Light, To you I come seeking protection from the night. Come home to shelter within your arm, Surrounded b

Wondering Survey
Do you get distracted easily? what was that When is your next vacation and where? this weekend and not telling i dont want any lurkers Do you ride roller coasters? yes!! weeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE Who was the last person you yelled at? kids oh ya kids Are you wearing a necklace?omg no where is it i lost my C :'( What family member do you look like?my sister Do you take any daily vitamins or pills? yes Where does your grandma live? Duncan BC Are you friends with your neighbors? ya i got lots of eyecandy Where have you lived throughout your life? all over Do you have a routine before going to bed?ya i do kisssssssss Have you ever tee-peed someone's house? a car count? Have you ever had a crush on your sister's/brother's friend? no way there too old When was the last time you drove more than 30 minutes? when dont i Do you have any enemies? i'm sure i do What is your usual breakfast? nothing or sunny D What are you doing tonight? nothing its my bday

The Best Feeling In The World?
Freshly shaven legs. Ask any girl... seriously. It's HEAVEN! So yea. Today's been a pretty boring day. Woke up and headed to work. Stayed in town so I got to sleep in a bit. Not sure if it really helps though. I'm still always tired as fuck :( Ah well... at least I get to hang out with people I love being around. Work took about as long as I figured it would. Got to prove how much I really do pay attention to my surroundings by walking straight into a clothing rack. In three days when I'm asking where the hell I got the nasty bruise on my arm- remind me of this? Thanks. Tomorrow I get to drive 4 hours round trip for what will most likely be a 2 or 3 hour store. I've never counted this before but they're having me run it. With a good but slow crew. I'm hoping that I have at least one person from my office so I can have someone else drive and just for my own piece of mind. Heh Brad got hired at work and starts training Wednesday. I'm either a good friend or definately a masoc

Celebrating Being And Becoming
How far have I come along the pathway from conception to the present. I have been the fetus growing in my mother's womb. I have been the infant loved and cherished, the child at play. I have been the teenager infatuated with love and life and the young woman on a splendid journey. I am the wife and mother and have shared my home and love. My experiences have been rich, deep and full. My body is healthy, bold and beautiful. My voice is free and clear. And now, once again, I feel the changes that pass as a gentle wind through my body, that let me know I am transforming. I am thankful for the sensations, the feelings, the messages my body gives. It is as a metamorphosis from one beautiful form into another, like a caterpillar to butterfly. I shed what I no longer need as a snake sheds its skin. This is a new sense of balance I hail as I experience the transition from one stage to another. The richness of my life is enhanced by appreciating who I am a

Why Women Should Never Force Men To Shop Against Their Will
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-min

Getting Sick Of Guys Bs An Other Peoples Bs
Its been a bit since I wrote in here alot has been going on.... First of all... I was dating this guy that I thought was a wounderful, honest an loving guy that I thought was the one. Well any ways, we where dating for a little over 2 months an here after last week Tuesday we meet up talked an what not. After I left his place I texted an called his phone it was disconnected, so here I'm thinking he would come over sometime last week or weekend. NAH he never called, texted or showed up. Now I'm like WTF.... I wrote him a letter an sent it out on Thursday still didnt hear nothing so I then sat at home all weekend hoping he would show up, Sunday was here an I decided to write a bitchy letter I sent it out Today (Monday) so he will get it tomorrow or Wensday. I'm planning on getting a toy again an keeping that for ever since nothing else can please me anymore... At least that will be faithful to me lol. Then OMG my MOTHER wait my crack headed drunk MOTHER.... We went to reg. my si

Poem
Rainbow Bridge Just this side of Heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine and our friends are warm and comfortable.All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigour; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing: they each miss someone very special, someone who was left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; his eager body begins to quiver. Suddenly, he breaks from the group, flying over the green grass, faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend fin

~ The Temptations - Papa Was A Rolling Stone ~
It was the third of September. That day I'll always remember, yes I will. 'Cause that was the day that my daddy died. I never got a chance to see him. Never heard nothing but bad things about him. Mama, I'm depending on you to tell me the truth. And Mama just hung her head and said, "Son, Papa was a rolling stone. Wherever he laid his hat was his home. (And when he died) All he left us was ALONE." "Papa was a rolling stone, my son. Wherever he laid his hat was his home. (And when he died) All he left us was ALONE." Well, well. Hey Mama, is it true what they say, that Papa never worked a day in his life? And Mama, some bad talk going around town saying that Papa had three outside children and another wife. And that ain't right. Hey, talk about Papa doing some store front preaching. Talked about saving souls and all the time leeching. Dealing in debt and stealing in the name of the Lord. Mama just hung her head and said, "Papa was a rolling stone, my son.

† Wtf †
i ask and ask for help yet i get shit on a stick all i am asking for a a little bit of fucking help but no one even try's anymore why i try to help everyone all the time but i get shit so if you want something beg for it cause i am not playing with ingreats anymore. I AM DONE FOR GOOD !!!!!!! ~ Lost In The Dark ~

Bachelors Grove Cemetary
Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery, located near Midlothian and Oak Forest, Illinois, is one of the hottest spots of paranormal activity in the country. The small, abandoned cemetery formerly known as Everdon’s lies near the Rubio Woods Forest Preserve just outside the Chicago city limits. The cemetery was established in the late 1830’s and its last resident was buried there in 1989. Many of the individuals were German immigrants who were hired to build the Illinois Michigan Canal. Many of the workers were single men as the backbreaking, dirty work and the long hours made married life a true hardship. So many of them died and were buried there that the cemetery was renamed Bachelor’s Grove. Although the graves are no longer attended and nearly forgotten, there is no shortage of activity around them. The cemetery is well known as a place where unusual sights and sounds are experienced. More than 100 tales of glowing balls of light, apparitions, and unexplained noises have be

Im Nobody's Fool!!!!
Fall back Take a look at me And you'll see I'm for real I feel what only I can feel And if that don't appeal to you Let me know And I'll go 'Cuz I flow Better when my colors show And that's the way it has to be Honestly 'Cuz creativity could never bloom In my room I'd throw it all away before I lie So don't call me with a compromise Hang up the phone I've got a backbone stronger than yours If you're trying to turn me into someone else Its easy to see I'm not down with that I'm not nobody's fool If you're trying to turn me into something else I've seen enough and I'm over that I'm not nobody's fool If you wanna bring me down Go ahead and try Go ahead and try You don't know You think you know me like yourself But I fear That you're only telling me what I wanna hear But do you give a damn Understand That I can't not be what I am I'm not the milk and cheerios in your spoon Its not a simple hearing but not so soon I might've fallen for that when I wa

What I Wrote On Someones Mummer
2007-08-13 07:41:47 #63 of 63 A few years back I studied to be a minister to one of the big denominations (I won’t mention which one) However, I will say when I discovered they made their man made doctrine their primary source of their religion… I got out. I feel you should not be led spiritually by man but by God. A situation came up where this organized religion stated that something was not in the Bible. It was in the Bible. They said but the Bible did not speak against the sin in question. However, the Bible did say that anyone committing that particular sin should be stoned to death. Now, is that not plainly speaking against something? Their rebuttal was that it is NOT spoken against in their doctrine and that was their final word. Half of the church walked out with me on that day. It was sad. My advice to anyone who has questions about God, religion or the Bible is to open the Bible up!!! You have the same tools as any member of clergy. Many of the religions have tri

Notice Me!!!!!!
Notice me, take my hand Why are we strangers when Our love is strong Why carry on without me Everytime I try to fly, I fall Without my wings, I feel so small I guess I need you, baby And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, it's haunting me I guess I need you, baby I make believe that you are here It's the only way I see clear What have I done You seem to move on easy And everytime I try to fly, I fall Without my wings, I feel so small I guess I need you, baby And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, you're haunting me I guess I need you, baby I may have made it rain Please forgive me My weakness caused you pain And this song's my sorry At night I pray That soon your face will fade away And everytime I try to fly, I fall Without my wings, I feel so small I guess I need you, baby And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, you're haunting me I guess I need you, baby

Venting!!!
Some days are ones you wish never happened or that you could rewind and start over with the knowledge you have when it's gone. This might be one of those and then it might be one that for once I did exactly what i needed to . I don't always know how to gracefully tell someone to get out of my friggin life but when it has been done a dozen ways and they still don't get it, maybe it's time to be rude. I just can't stand those who think that just cause they come from a higher class background than me and my friends that they are better than we are. Especially when they choose to continue to hang on to a long dead fame ( in their mind fame) and define themselves by this I'm sorry. I still don't think I have to be a part of feeding the dinosaurs ego. This one thinks she here's God tell her what to do and then does some of the stupidest shit on earth. An example would be paing a high priced attorney to fight a misdemeanor littering ticket. If my reputation couldn't stand up to

Aussie Pride
YeAH AuSsiEs RepResEnT му αυssιє ρяι∂є ι ωιℓℓ иσт нι∂є му αυssιє яα¢є ι ωιℓℓ иσт ∂ιsgяα¢є му αυssιє вℓσσ∂ ƒℓσωs нσт & тяυє му αυssιє ρєєρs ι ωιℓℓ sтαи∂ ву уσυ тняυ тнι¢к & тнιи тιℓℓ тнє ∂αу ωє ∂ιє συя αυssιє ƒℓαg αℓωαуs sтαи∂s н

Mascara Stained Tears...
Black lines stream down her face Contaminating crystal tears. A side of her she hates to bare She hides her sadness from her peers. Her emerald eyes turn bloodshot red As she cries into the night So ashamed, is she, of this She refuses to face the light. Mascara stained tears to match her heart As she longs to be far away Away from the pain she feels The price, she deems, she has to pay. No one can console her No one can get too close, This is how she copes with pain Though it makes no sense to most. She will not harm herself She wishes not for death, But her insides burn with regret And she cannot seem to catch her breath. Her heart lies in shattered pieces Her sobs echo their haunting sound She puts her fist through a door Then falls, hard, upon the ground. Two hours later, the screaming stops She sits and faces the rising sun, Her eyes look gold in the growing light This battle with her heart, she has won. Her eyes have now a spark of life Though tears a

Final Goodbye
She sits by the window, Watching the rain, It sounds on the roof, And drives her insane. Upon a silk chair, Within this dark room, She leaves us her story, All that led to her doom. It begins "I was born." And ends, "Now I die." But wait, that last line, Was only a lie… In a time once graceful, Where no hatred was fed, She found a young man, Who now lies somewhere dead. He promised his return, The start to new life, For once he came home, He'd make her his wife. Such saddening news, With which she can't cope, Yet, still in her heart, A glimmer of hope. Alas her young love, Will never, home, return, She still smells the smoke, As her lover's pyre does burn. Her tears stop flowing, Her heart becomes stone, She'll live out her life, Forever, alone. She left us, this night, Her head she held high, This sad, sorry tale, Of her final goodbye...

Naughty Or Nice You Tell Me...
naughty application! REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Your age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 19. Number please: SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HA

The Poet's Poem
To anyone who has ever known pain, Heartbreak, or delight, A sinner's love, or tears stained black, Or a call deep in the night. For love, or lust, or deep desire, We write these words so pure, Our writing is our disease, And yet, there is no cure… To speak of love that's come and gone, Or lust, within the rain, Or how our world is dark and bleak, And our joy is our bane. This is our gift, and yet, our curse, To relive our odious crimes, And yet, some are blessed, To have had happier times… We tell stories, one by one, With every line we compose, Careful, though, we must make it flow, And be careful of the prose. Breakups, break outs, joy, and pain, Hostility, love, and hate. We see the world from the outside, We peek in from behind the gate. The world will never really know us, They fear what they don't understand. They don't know that we're all normal, It's just what we do is grand… If I never write another word, If my mind becomes abruptly plain, If I w

The Valley Of Black Roses And Broken Hearts
I live in a place you don't know, Far away from the shining sun, A place where there is beauty, But it only exists for some. The sky is always midnight blue, The ground is always dark, The only birds are Crows, We never see the morning lark. The moon shines on forever, It lights the path we walk, Oh how I'd love to show you, But you will not stay to talk. The trees grow bleeding hearts, Instead of leaves of green, Many fear this lonely sight, The most beautiful I've ever seen. The Mountains rise from the ground, In such an elegant form, Ghostly stone protectors, They shield us from the storm. The river is not rushing water, It's full of fallen tears, No crickets chirp here happily, Their music is slow and sad to hear. The air smells of roses, And yet they are all dead, The wind whispers softly, Words already said. Please stay with me in my home, This place I do adore, Do not run away from me, My love, do not abhor, And yet, you run, like those before, I

Rough Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different

Blue Eyes
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. _____________________________

You Like Rocky Horror? Come And Get Some @ Panoptikon!!!!!!!
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Peanut Butter & Gasoline
So here i am shedding my skin like the snake you are. In my days I wonder how to wonder but than I just wonder. I control this part of me so you cannot enter. I block my eyes from the love you tear away from my hands. I eat the flesh of the weak so I can communicate with the deaf. Though you may not understand it's not your fault. You are rasied dead from the time you were born. Children of the Corn? Nope. Just pain in lust and greed. Another memory washed away with LSD. I open that gate and ramble on like a madman. Wait. I am the Madman to ramble on like the Madman that rambles on to talk about nothing but the weather and sex. Ok. I give. You win.