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Sad News Of My Family
Both of my sisters were pregnant at once. I have found out that my other sister Alison has miscarried.
Burning~ Peggy Scott Adams
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Ghost Rider Needs His Friends And Family
OK EVERYONE IF YOU DON'T MIND HELPING OUT. FIRST MY GIRL SASSY IS IN BIT OF A JAM WITH HER CONTEST AND NEEDS UR HELP. FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO THIS LINK *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar THIS IS THE HOST OF THE CONTEST, SEXYGIRLBLONDE, SHE A WONDERFUL AND GREAT PERSON. BEFORE ENTERING THE CONTEST YOU MUST RATE AND ADD HER AS A FRIEND EVEN FAN HER IF YOU WISH. THEN GO TO THIS LINK HERE FOR SASSY LAURIE'S ENTRY PIC. GHOST RIDER ASKS YOU TO PLEASE BOMB THE HELL OUT OF HER. SHES ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS ON FUBAR AND HAS HELPED ME OUT ON MANY OCCASIONS. GHOST RIDER THANKS YOU FOR UR SUPPORT AND HAVE A GREAT HUMP DAY
Dark And Alone
Dark and Alone It is dark and you are all alone. Your battery in your car has left you stranded in the parking lot of this quiet little shop in the woods. It is getting late and your friend hasn't arrived to pick you up yet. Nervously you look around, straining to see something, anything in the gloom. A cloudy night with no moon to light the parking area, you start at every sound. The trees seem to be alive with shadows. You are sure you heard footsteps just then but see nothing. Out of the corner of your eye a shadow moves across the rearview mirror. It's a man. You can tell that much. You check for the tenth time to make sure your doors are locked. Where is that friend of yours? You cant see his face, he is too close to the car doors, reaching for the handle. Its locked thank goodness. You strain at the window, looking up trying to get a glimpse of his face. You can't with the moon behind him, but he gets a glimpse of your breasts as you press against the window. The cool gla
Never Let Go
So restless at night, when I dream of you I open my eyes, hoping it came true It didnt again so with tears in my eyes I'll hold onto my pillow to soften the cries But distance means nothing in love that's true And though I long for one touch from you I'll squeeze this pillow while we're apart You hold me too, you hold my heart No one has ever made me feel so complete My whole life was lived just so we could meet I'll dream of you now, on into the night Hoping that soon you'll be holding me tight My dreams will come true one day I know Just hold me close, and never let go
Life With Or Without Regrets?
So I'm sitting at work today thinking about the things happening in my life. The people that I've met, the friends that I've made & the people that I've loved. The friends that I've lost touch with & the ones I regret. It kinda breaks down like this: The people I regret: I regret my ex-husband. I never should've married him. BUT if I hadn't I wouldn't have my son. And for all the trouble & hard times he gave me, I still love him (my son) to bits and pieces & have no clue what I would do without him. So -- I don't regret the person -- just the marriage "for the sake of our son." He left a mark (litterally since our son is Mark) on my life that can't be erased. The people I've lost touch with: My longest friends Sara & I lost touch a few years ago while I was still in the navy. I wonder how life has been to her. My next longest friend Jeremiah (I LOVE YOU BULLFROG!) was there for me all though High School while I dated his best friend, eventhough he had a crush on me (sry t
If You Could Pray..
Well my little sister has been in the hospital for over 2 months with leukemia.... her pancreas is failing, shes gained 15 pounds..She's had a non stop fever this whole time... I don't know what to do..only pray..
Frankypoo
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Chasing A Dream
Let me tell u what i desire i want some one that takes my breath some one that acquires the same steps i don't want to have any regrets Some say it only happens in your dreams so i chased mine, now it seems another waste of time I'm getting close to packing up and leaving notes but i wont, i wont give in so easily i wont be the one to be leaving feeling defeated so my heart weeps knowing that you are in grief making you smile is my objective you the one i selected my love for you cant questioned my hearts intentions then i open my eyes and realize rejection in a single cry I... I'm alone back to reality no longer chasing my dream But it felt so real your touch, your kiss, your words all seemed to take my breath between the lines i ain't read now I'm left trying to go back to sleep trying to see you, in other words I'm chasing a dream that felt so true
Will It Really Make Me Go Blind?
Now let me think aloud with y’all for a bit. I am thinking I may have an addiction and that I may need some help. I have addictive tendencies . . . I think about it all the time, I want to do it all the time, I think about how great it will be the next time I do it, I talk about it, I spend money on it, I find myself doing it all of the time, I lock my doors to do it, I hide in my bathroom to do it . . . I may have a problem. Please someone help me . . . The last time I did it was about half an hour ago and I already want to do it again. I was sitting here at the computer minding my own business when the urge gripped me and I could not resist. I tried to pretend the thought wasn’t there; I tried to pretend that I didn’t want to . . . But something made me do it. I reached over to the side of the desk and pulled out the instrument that would make me happy again. It’s pink and jelly like and has multiple speeds for my many varied needs and desires. I turned the little control
Hypnotize The Moon
1500 To Level
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Dream
Dream ~Tony Martinez Before you I didn't dream Now I can dream of nothing else I close my eyes and see your sweet smiling face I remember the grace with which you move I remember the happiness and joy While in your company Yet still so far away.... I wonder.... Do you hear me? As I whisper in your ear Do you see me? As I stare deep into our eyes Do you feel me? As I caress your face Do you hold on to me? As I wrap my arms around you Or is it all.... A dream I love you My Angel
Now, About My Guardian Angel (part 3)
On 9/21/02, I got to talking with someone online. At the time, it was just two people passing some time with each other. What I wasn't aware of at the time was that there would be a bond created between the two of us that is rarely found in two people. We spent a good part of the next 3 to 4 weeks talking with each other on a deeper and deeper level. During this time, she lost her father and suffered greatly through the loss. It almost seemed that I was brought into her life so as to be there when she needed someone most. As November approached, I didn't hear from her anymore. The entire month passed without an IM, an email, or a phone call. We had actually planned to meet at a hockey game on 11/30/02. Yes, as you may recall from the first blog of this series, that is the date of my car accident. So, now I find myself in the hospital. Well, not so much that I find myself in the hospital as I have no memory of the accident or the 7 or 8 days following the accident. I
7000 To Level
SHOW HER SOME LOVE..THIS WILL BE THE LAST LARGE ONE FOR THE NIGHT..WE HAVE 2 SMALL ONES AFTER THAT AND THATS IT FOR THE NIGHT.. A TOTAL OF 22 LEVELED SO FAR TODAY..AWESOME JOB AND THAT YOU EVERYONE FOR HELPING OTHERS TheBlondeQueen@ fubar
This Is A Perfect!!!
There is this song called Beautiful lier. Its perfect because me and my freind Gena know this guy, and it suits him perfect!!!! Here are the lyrics ~Beautiful Lier~ (Ay) (Ay) (Ay, Nobody likes being played) Oh, Beyonce, Beyonce Oh, Shakira, Shakira (Hey) He said, I'm worth it, his one desire I know things about him that you wouldn't want to read about He kissed me, his one and only (Yes) Beautiful Liar Tell me how you tolerate the things you Just found out about You never know Why are we the ones who suffer I Have to let go He won't be the one to cry (Ay) Lets not kill the Karma (Ay) Lets not start a fight (Ay) It's not worth the drama For a Beautiful Liar (Oh) Can't we laugh about it (ha ha) (Oh) It's not worth our time (Oh) we can live without him Just a Beautiful Liar I trusted him but when i followed you I saw you together I didn't know about you then till I saw you with him when, yea I walked in on your love scene slow da
Makin Plans
FIRST OF ALL I KNOW THESE SO CALLED PLAYERS WOULDN'T TELL U THIS,BUT I'M GONNA BE REAL AND SAY WHAT'S ON MY HEART,SO LET'S TAKE THIS CHANCE AND MAKE THIS LOVE FEEL RELAVENT,DIDN'T YA KNOW I LOVED U FROM THE START,WHEN I THINK ABOUT ALL THE YEARS WE PUT IN THIS RELATIONSHIP,WHO KNEW WE'D MAKE IT THIS FAR,THEN I THINK ABOUT WHERE WOULD I BE IF WE JUST FALL APART AND I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF LOSIN U,SO MEET ME AT THE ALTURE IN UR WHITE DRESS,WE AIN'T GETTIN NO YOUNGER WE MIGHT AS WELL DO IT,SO GIRL LET'S JUST GET MARRIED I WANNA GET MARRIED
The Haunting
Kamelot - The Haunting Omgawd! A Fucking Awesome, Song and band. Merely the sound of your voice Made me believe that you were her Just like the river disturbs ...my inner peace Once I believed I could find Just a trace of her beloved soul Once I believed she was all Then she smothered my beliefs One cold winter's night I may follow her voice to the river Leave me for now and forever Leave while you can Somewhere in time I will find you and haunt you again Like the WIND sweeps the earth Somewhere in time When no virtues are left to defend You fall in deep I was a liar in every debate I rule the forces that fuelled your hate When the cold in my heart leaves It comes to an end And quietly I'll go to sleep How could that first time recur When memories linger on and on What made me think you were her Helena is dead to all Nothing can bring her to life Don't pretend that I'll be loving you Once I believed she was gone But I'm corrupted
Still Here
Still here ~Tony Martinez I know that I have been silent I know you have missed me I have missed you more than you will ever know The pain of being silent Hurt more than I expected But it had to be done You had to rest You needed the rest You still do But now I can whisper Now I can come to you gently Just for a short while Til you must rest again I love you My angel
Seeing You
Seeing you ~Tony Martinez My angel When I see you I feel like I'm flying I feel stronger than any force, Darkness can throw at me I know we have had set backs I know you feel farther from me than ever before I know your desire to have me give up is strong But I must keep going I can never give up No matter how much I hurt No matter how much I cry Oh to know that pain To know that cry To hear that cry To see the trembles of my body But oh to see you To see that beautiful face To see that smile To see that spark in your eyes when you bite your lip Heals more than you know Oh the little things my angel Will you ever realize The little things that mean so much God you think I don't know it's hard? I know my love My dear sweet love I know so much more than you realize I know I still must climb the mountain of worthiness This high mountain the Darkness has put you on It burns and hurts every inch I crawl But then I look up and I see you With all your impe
Thank You!!
I just wanted to say thank you to all who bombed me or helped in any way to get me to Ninja. A special thank you to The Shadow Levelers! These ladies and gents do what they do because they are good people who just want to do a good thing for others. They are the epitome of "Random Acts Of Kindness". Never asking for anyhting in return. They do what they do for the fun of it. Show this group of people some love! Tell them Gimptastic sent ya!! SHADOW LEVELERS@ fubar
My Family And Closefriends
Just A Poem (my Darkside)
DREAMS OF WICKEDNESS Dreamin the dreams of a wicked man Forever lost in an unknown, desolate land The cold, black clouds move overhead The red moon rising, sign of the dead Can mortal men escape the holding cell Surounded by cries coming straight from hell The torment, the pain, exist only here Growing stronger each day from his fear Dangerous ways have brought him back to life The agonies and sorrows, slice like a knife Wanting the torture to cease, becomes silent Resistence is to great, becomes more violent In this land of the damned, we must move on Hoping his strenghth, becomes his wrong As the cold dreary nights, keep coming around The eternal wicked dreams, we will drown As we become united, strong we will stand Wants us to believe, but we will band His power is strong, some will succumb And bow down to his everlasting kingdom
Goodnight All
Life Has A Way Of Teaching You Things...
In April I turned 40. It was a big deal. I thought I would get instant wisdom... I had not idea what was about to happen. I had spent over 9 years as a military wife. I am a strong willed person and I thought I had seen it all. I watched as my friends came home in coffins and my husband was not himself. While my husband was deployed, my son was diagnosed with AUTISM. So here I was 40 spent quite a bit of time in the hospital with my son and husband. I had packed my car and taken my son to start over because it was no longer safe to stay in my own home. I found a good job a nice house and found that tanning beds relaxed me to no end. Then it happened.. I went to have a spot checked on my leg at it MELANOMA. My first thought was...who will raise my son. I was told the prognosis could be 7 months if the cancer had spread. I spent many sleepless nights trying to come to peace with everything. I DID GET MY INSTANT WISDOM! Life is funny like that. Prognosis, I get to live, cance
I Love This Movie
Thanks To My Friends
I would like to say thank you to everyone who helped me lvl! My wonderful friends made my night by rating all my stash and pictures. Those lovely people are! TheWGP@ fubar ty for commenting the heck out of me :p Bob T@ fubar thanks for rating all my pics and stash :D Gangbanging Zombie@ fubar ty ty :) i miss talking to you! pg1902@ fubar yeah i know he doesnt have alot of stuff on his page.. but hes been a good friend of mine for years and years! ty for helping me lvl! babygirl8188@ fubar ty chicka! :D Kevin@ fubar last but not least! ty so much! Please if you read this go show them all love! They all worked hard getting me leveled up! Love you all :D Misty
Another Funny One
The Results Are In!!!!!!!!
The results of my AES are in.... And I * * * * * * * * * * Scroll down * * * * * * * * * * * * * Did not pass But thats ok. I received and 18.26 out of 25 points and need a 20 to pass. So I have come to the conclusion that since I was so close...... I will try again next year. Wish me luck!!!!!
My Birthday
When did this become fubar?? ah well... My birthday was a lot of fun and very wild. I had over 55 friends show up. Will post pictures soon.
Rant And Roll
just plain and simple, I was recently chastised because I choose not to add someone as a friend. it came as a heads up from someone who has since been deleted from my friends list. I do not need to be prompted to add someone just because you think I should, I am my own person and do not follow the masses to have more friends than I have the ability to write to on a regular basis. I was told I am the sole demonstrator against the millions on here who choose to do this, and it is my loss not theirs that I have decided not to add them(Big Fuckin deal) furthermore it was relayed to me that I should check a profile before making a decision on whether I want to not add a person, well I did and I didn't care for them then and I still don't now. so if you are one of those who feel the need to pimp your friends or "show some love" for no apparent reason or in hopes of compelling me to return the favor. just walk on by. I have no time to participate in mindless bullshit. now if we are friends:
To All The Kids Who Survived The 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's And 70's!!
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight becau
Smile
No one needs a smile as much as a person who refuses to give one.
Rainbow
“The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work.”
Leader
“A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen to the needs of others. He does not set out to be a leader, but becomes one by the quality of his actions and the integrity of his intent.”
Hurt!
Fighting emotions that stand taller than I running away from the hurt avoiding the dreadful cry. calling your name but you're nowhere to be found scared, lost and alone...hurt bound. I loved you right...didn't I? I loved you right...didn't I? I LOVED YOU RIGHT...DIDN'T I? You laughed at me when I cried I opened myself to you and you lied you left me in a dreadful place never to return to this lonely and empty space I need to get out I need to be free, I need to run, I need to laugh, I need to love...BE ME!! You can't hurt me no more I've come too far I've won this battle, this dilemma, this war. I no longer call out your name expecting you to be found I'm no longer scared, lost, and alone....hurt bound
Fireflies!
Before you met me i was a fairy princess I caught frogs and called them prince And made myself a queen Before you knew me i traveled 'round the world I slept in castles and fell in love Because i was taught to dream I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top To capture tinkerbell They were just fireflies to the untrained eye But i could always tell I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails And i believe in peter pan and miracles And anything i can to get by And fireflies Before i grew up i saw you on a cloud I could bless myself in your name and pat you on your wings Before i grew up i heard you whisper so loud "life is hard, and so is love, child, believe in all these things" I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top To capture tinkerbell And they were just fireflies to the untrained eye But i could always tell Before you met me i was a fairy princess I caught frogs and called them prince And made myself a queen Before
Simplicity
“Simplicity is indeed often the sign of truth and a criterion of beauty.”
Heart
“In the end, the size of a person's accomplishment can best be measured by the size of their heart.”
Dancing In The Rain
“Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.”
Your Choice
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.
Please Message Me!
Have you got FLARE? Do you like MUSIC? Do you have a passion for FUN? If you answered yes to all the above, then why don`t you think about becoming a DJ for Underworld, We let you play whatever you like, and its a chance to make great friends. Message me on FU or yahoo if your interested, Dj_minxy24 is my yahoo but i ask you to only add me if you are serious! Thanks for your time Dj Minxy xxx
Spoken Words...
Once divided, there's nothing left to subtract. Some words when spoken can't be taken back.
Hi
Dear friends i am in the lucys contest. i need more ratings and comments more than 10,000. So, dear friends please repost this to ur friends and fans. Ask them to rate me and dont forget to comment on my pixs. kiss u Here is the link, plz comment http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=775696&albumid=519336&i=1371656759
Another Year Older
It's hard to believe that another birthday has arrived so soon. Another year has come and passed. Each one seems to arrive faster than the last. If you had asked me twenty years ago where I thought that I would be at this stage in my life, this would be the furthest from my expectations. I really have no room to complain. Without a doubt, I have taken my share of hard knocks along the way, but the road has also come rich with blessings. Perhaps far more than I have ever deserved. Although this is not where I had planned to be at this stage in my life, I look back at the lessons that I have learned along the way and the many people that have graced my life and the accomplishments that I have made mentally, physically, financially and spiritually. They all are a part of the puzzle. Each piece as important as the other. Both the joy and the pain have played an important part in who I am today. I cannot imagine the person that I would have been, had I not taken the paths that brou
To Every Girl (i Really Like This)
To Every Girl (I really like this) Current mood: cheerful To every girl who dresses CUTE not SKANKY. To every girl who wants to be called BEAUTIFUL ...not HOT To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for YOU. To every girl who gets her heart BROKEN, because he chose that stupid BITCH instead To every girl that would DIE to have a DECENT boyfriend. To every girl who would JUST ONCE like to be treated like a PRINCESS! To every girl that cries at night because of another HEARTBREAK To every girl that won't get down on her knees && open her mouth just to get a BOYFRIEND To every girl that just wants to HOLD HANDS To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he CARED MORE To every girl who would JUST ONCE want a guy to give their JACKET UP when they are cold. To e
Interesting Facts
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis can not copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I
Fukturds
Why do cheerios lower cholesterol? What happened to a good 'ol game of dodgeball? If you got problems, you know who to call Holy crap, did Chico just throw up on the wall? If you don't see a trampoline, don't expect me to break your fall Heck, maybe I will if you stop kicking my ball Behave yourself, or no dessert or trips to the mall
In Remembrance Of 9-11
I WAS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY WHEN I HEARD THE SOUND A SOUND I WILL NEVER FORGET I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD DREAM ONLY IT WAS A NIGHTMARE THE SMOKE...THE FIRE... THE SILENCE...THE SCREAMS PLEASE GOD LET ME WAKE TELL ME NONE OF THIS IS TRUE NOT HERE...NOT HOME THIS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN HERE WE ARE A LAND OF PEACE A LAND OF PLENTY A LAND OF PROMISE THIS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN HERE THEY ARE ALL GONE NEVER TO RETURN MY HEART IS BREAKING SO THE TEARS WILL NOT STOP THIS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN HERE THIS IS A POEM THAT WAS E-MAILED TO ME 9-11-2005 IF I KNEW IF I KNEW IT WOULD NE THE LAST TIME THAT I'D SEE YOU FALL ASLEEP I WOULD TUCK YOU IN MORE TIGHTLY AND PRAY THE LORD, YOUR SOUL TO KEEP I I KNW IT WOULD BE THE LAST TIME THAT I SEE YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR I WOULD GIVE YOU A HUG AND KISS AND CALL YOU BACK FOR ONE MORE IF I KNEW IT WOULD BE THE LAST TIME I'D HEAR YOUR VOICE LIFTED IN PRAISE I WOULD VIDEO TAPE EACH ACTION AND WORD SO I COULD PLAY T
I'm Still Alive
WELL EVERYONE I APOLOGIZE THAT I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE MUCH LATELY & HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING YOU ALL. I HAVENT HAD MUCH TIME TO GET ON HERE AND CHAT WITH ANYONE OR LEAVE ANY COMMENTS ON ANYONE PICTURES OR PAGES. I HAVE BEEN WORKING SOOOOO MUCH & I HAVE BEEN VERY SICK SINCE THIS PAST SATURDAY. I ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL TWICE IN ONE DAY. I AM STILL VERY SICK & MISERABLE,BUT I'M STILL ALIVE IS THE WAY I LOOK AT IT SO THINGS COULD BE WORSE. I HAVE A BAD SINUS INFECTION,MY TONSILS ARE REALLY ENLARGED. I HAD STREP THROAT & NOW I HAVE A HORABLE INNER & OUTER EAR INFECTION WITH SWIMMERS EAR WHICH IS FLUID ON BOTH SIDES OF THE EAR DRUM. YESTERDAY MORNING WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS UNABLE TO HEAR OUT OF MY RIGHT EAR AT ALL. I WENT ABOUT MY NORMAL DAY AND WENT TO WORK AND WAS AT WORK AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING BY NOON I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. THE DOCTOR GAVE ME SOME PERSCRIPTIONS TO GET FILLED WHICH I WENT AND GOT FILLED WHEN I LEFT THE HOSP. THEN I WENT BACK TO WORK WHILE AT W
Kissing..!!
Your Kissing Grade: A- You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate?
All Bombers Needed
TO ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY. SHELL IS IN A CONTEST AND NEEDS 20,000 COMMENTS TO WIN. SHE'S HALF WAY THERE NOW. ALL HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED! EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME OR HER KNOWS WE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU, ALL YA GOTTA DO IS ASK.
Venting
OK OK OK, enoughs enough. Now i dont know why im writing this, it may be stress, lack of sex even. But there's just a few things i need to get off my chest before i have to start work. Ok now in regards to this website, people it truely is fucking retarded to have 3 different videos and a music player with 50 pictures on your Fubar or even Myspace page. ALL THAT SHIT AINT CUTE!!! Plus it clogs up the load time of your page, ever wonder why people dont visit your page much 2+2 is 4 sunshine. Second, now im a guy and i LOVE to see women, naked is even better but ladies seriously......if you post naked or semi nude and risque or whatever pics of yourself either you show them, or you dont. To require people to rate every single pic of you and jump thru hoops and guess the winning combo to some puzzle or whatever dumb shit you guess up just to see you naked isnt worth it, sorry honey you aint that damned cute. Now for you other ladies who just allow certain people to view because they rate
Thursday!!!
Last day of the work week for me and I'm in a weird mood. lol! Deal with it! :p
Bomb The Hell Outta Me Plz
IM IN A TATTOO COMP JUST LIKE TO THANX EVERY ONE THAT HAS HELPED ME SO FAR,aT THE MOMMENT IN 1ST PLACE AND LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY LOL HERE IS THE LINK FOR THE COMP IF YOU GET CHANCE,anyone that rates the pic and comments bomb me will recieve a gift http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837718&albumid=484896&i=1626973294 Also i only need another 17,000 points to level up to fuberlord thanx again to my friends that have already bombed me to help out
World's Coolest Mom
The following is a description from an actual ebay item. here is the link http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675 . This item has already sold, but the description is so good it should live on. I'm selling a bunch of Pokemon cards. Why? Because my kids sneaked them into my shopping cart while at the grocery store and I ended up buying them because I didn't notice they were there until we got home. How could I have possibly not noticed they were in my cart, you ask? Let me explain. You haven’t lived until you’ve gone grocery shopping with six kids in tow. I would rather swim, covered in bait, through the English Channel, be a contestant on Fear Factor when they’re having pig brains for lunch, or do fourth grade math than to take my six kids to the grocery store. Because I absolutely detest grocery shopping, I tend to put it off as long as possible. There comes a time, however, when you’re peering into your fridge and thinking, ‘Hmmm, what can I make wi
Growing Up!
(Under age a certain age? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet." My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting ecoli Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE.. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes wi
3-legged Chicken
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken. "That''s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?" "I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
The Others
The others describe him as a perplaexing math problem that can never be solved. He goes on his way with little regret. Following isn't in his blood. Resisting the straight and narrow path is. He walks against the crowd that will soon follow. Inspirataion is the power that moves him ahead. It's always the brave soul who swims so proudly against the tide in the dull, crowded sea of sameness.
Some Secrets That You May Not Know About Me...
1. I HATE MY EARS! 2. I HATE MY NOSE! 3. I DON'T THINK WE EVER LANDED ON THE MOON! 4. EVOLUTION..YEAH RIGHT WE DIDN'T EVOLVE FROM APES!! 5. DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BIG BANG THEORY! 6. I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK..SERIOUSLY! 7. I WAS AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER IN A SHOOTOUT, AND I WATCHED A MAN DIE..I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT! 8. I HAVE ALOT OF PHOBIAS..LIKE DEEP WATER, TIGHT SPACES, SNAKES, BEING AROUND AIRPLANES, OR ON BOATS. 9. I THINK OF MYSELF AS WEIRD INDIVIDUAL. 10.I AM A VERY SHY PERSON, WITH VERY LOW SELF ESTEEM ISSUES! GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH SECRETS FOR NOW...I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THEM...LEAVE ME A COMMENT K!
Are You Fricking Kidding Me?drama First Thign This Morning!!wtf
Mail Center Read Mail Bright Idea: [Check out cool MySpace Groups. View Groups.] From: Block User LøSe® LøSe.. myspace.com/ima8ballgod Date: Aug 23, 2007 5:43 AM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: No Subject Body: Amber can you please stop making sexual comments on my boyfriends page.. ITS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF i know yall grew up together but to me i think you want him..... om: You Don't Know Me You Don&#.. myspace.com/thaistixxx Date: Aug 23, 2007 6:23 AM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: deleting you Body: my gf doesnt like your comments _____________________________________________________ I RESPONDED WITH THIS!! ------------------------------------------------------- im so sorry you feel like that hun... you have no reason to look @ me as a threat to your relationship..there just comemnts i send out to everyone on my list not just tony.i havent seen or heard from tony in years.. yes we did grow up together. his mother an
Fa-shizzle My Nizzel...wizzel!
Atlanta considers banning baggy pants 1 hour, 4 minutes ago http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070823/ap_on_fe_st/atlanta_sagging_pants Baggy pants that show boxer shorts or thongs would be illegal under a proposed amendment to Atlanta's indecency laws. The amendment, sponsored by city councilman C.T. Martin, states that sagging pants are an "epidemic" that is becoming a "major concern" around the country. "Little children see it and want to adopt it, thinking it's the in thing," Martin said Wednesday. "I don't want young people thinking that half-dressing is the way to go. I want them to think about their future." The proposed ordinance would also bar women from showing the strap of a thong beneath their pants. They would also be prohibited from wearing jogging bras in public or show a bra strap, said Debbie Seagraves, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Georgia. The proposed ordinance states that "the indecent exposure of his or her undergarments"
Test Your Mind
1. Your Name: Ht: Weight: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Can I have your number? ( ) - Wat is it 26. Will u cum for me? 27. Can u wear thong and boys short for me? Wat color 28. Wat the first thing u d
Part 1
How I long to be free of these walls , to feel the wartmth of the sun, to feel the cool air, and the grass between my toes, to take in the sweet smell of the roses, and dance with the stars. How I long to be free of these walls, that close on me tightly, if only to be free, to fly away, to kiss the butterflies, to lay with the wolves, to fly, like the eagle, to spread my wings, if only to fly. But no I am trapped, you open the door, and as I escape, you whisper my name, I begin to feel all that I have longed for, and I decide all I really wanted was ... you. With you i'm free...
Mandy (pt 5)
I pulled myself out of the pool. Mandy got up, grabbed her bikini bottoms and followed me to the pool house. I reached down and pulled my trunks off. I looked back up and Mandy and she was staring straight at my semi-erect cock with a huge smile on her face. She quickly untied her bikini top and threw both pieces over to the door. I sat down on the second bench and spread my knees apart. Mandy got the hint and came over and kneeled between my legs, her eyes fixated on my cock. She reached out and touched it. It jumped and was pointed straight at her. She reached out tentatively and touched the tip. It jumped again. Then she grabbed a hold of it with her right hand and slowly started rubbing it up and down. Now it was really getting hard. Her hands wrapped around its thickness. Her eyes got bigger and bigger as she watched it grow to its full 8 1/4 inches. The head was a deep red color. She reached out with her other hand and grabbed on. Clumsily she worked her two hands up and down my
If Nothing Else
I'm back on my soapbox this morning for a few minutes. I want everyone to know that it's very important that we make amends and just learn to stop the hate and love more often today and everyday. One never knows when their time is up on this world. There are alot of my friends on here that don't ever come to my page or even hit me up real quick to see how I am doing. Most of them don't care I'm fairly sure, but I love my friends...each and every one of them. I don't expect the love in return but once again, one may never know when their days on this Earth will be done. So, as you go on in life today, think of your friends and if you can, check in on them and see how they are doing. Just to put a smile on someone's face is a blessing. God bless you all and have a wonderful safe day!
Mandy (part 6)
The party was pretty boring. Lot's of couples drinking drinks and eating snacks. I had to explain too many times where my girlfriend was and why. Plus, the whole time I was thinking of my pretty little Mandy, sitting at home, waiting for me to come and teach her how to suck my dick. Soon after 7pm people began filtering out. I grabbed one of the un-opened bottles of wine and headed out the door. I drove into the garage just after 7:30 and headed inside. "Mandy, I'm home." I called as I walked through the door. She came bounding in from the family room and gave me a big hug. "Hi Harry...I missed you." She stepped back and I realized what she was wearing...nothing. She was as totally naked... From her pretty dark hair, to her super-cute fact, down to her mouth watering titties and her rockin' flat tummy, to her hairless pussy lips, down her perfectly shaped legs to the girly polish on her cute little toes my eyes devoured her sexy body. "Wow...you are amazing." "Oh Harry" she said ba
What's Your Pirate Name?
Your Pirate Name Is... Arch-Pirate Flirty Fran What's Your Pirate Name?
Yo Know You Wanna Rock
Click on banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at kscrys 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 6:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 8:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 10:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at anthraxbio 12:00AM EST (Midnight) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at anthraxbio Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - ~Crazy Bitch~ NoBody Does It Better~~' on '2007-08-23 07:35:55') (repost of original by 'LilBamaGirl~WRR Army' on '2007-08-23 07:47:17')
Why Did You Leave?
Just a quick note to say that I lost one of my friends here. When I came on today, I had 9 friends and now I have 8. If you want to be my friend that is okay but, if you are my friend and then leave without saying anything, Well then that is not very polite! I would appreciate it if you would let me know first before you go. Thanks!
First Video....
I finally got it to work right.. Just a few samples of what kinds of pics I can make. Others are in the slideshows..
Mandy (pt 8)
The next morning was Sunday and I rolled out of bed around 8:30. Mandy was still asleep. I took a leak and then stepped into the shower. I let the warm water wash over my face as I thought about the last two days with Mandy. As my mind reviewed last night's events...her expert cock-sucking and fucked her silly...my cock began to stiffen. I grabbed some shampoo and lathered up my hair then I leaned back to let the shower rinse it out. As I rinsed, I felt a strange sensation on my cock. I quickly opened my eyes and kneeling down in front of me was Mandy with a wicked smile on her face, licking the end of my stiffening cock. She reached out wither her left hand and started playing with my balls, squeezing them gently and rolling them around in her palm. Her right hand found the base of my dick and slowly started to stroke as she took my cockhead into her mouth and started sucking. I just closed my eyes and leaned my head back into the warm water, enjoying the feeling of this expert cock
Ironic
I find it ironic especially a women saying that a they don't like fake ass blondes....ps thats me ..but when they have there own hair died multi colors including blond highlights...and how can u make a decision based on the persons hair color, they may be the sweetest person you will ever know...I find it that sad and ironic .....just had to rant for a sec
Untitled
Once you said my eyes were a reflection of my soul That I must have the most gorgeous soul ever created It was filled with love, peace, happiness and a unshakable wonder All that is now gone, taken away in a single moment of loss Does that mean that now my eyes are hideous? If you looked into them once more would they hold the same thrall? Or would you feel sickened by what you now see in them? Would they cause you to remember what you had once seen? Could you see glimpses of my past self in them? Is it possible you would plead for the beauty back? Its not something I can do for it was never really my soul you saw That soul was ours combined, your purifying mine I've tried so many times to recreate my perfect soul Every time I've failed, causing my soul to become more disgusting I beg to you restore my soul to its former glory Not for me but so you can once more see all that you loved
No Pics.
I'm new here and having issues uploading photos. Each time I do, even if I mark them NSFW, they still send me mail complaining about it. Can anyone suggest something? I tried their help topics, but its still not working for me.
Help Her Godfather
SHES GOT 350,000 TO GO AND TO SOME THAT MAY SEEM ALTO BUT TO THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN WITH US FOR A WHILE KNOW THAT ITS NOT..SHES GOT A HAPPY HOUR SCHEDULED NEXT HOUR SO ALL LEVLERS NEED TO BE RATING HER. *Dark Enigma* {Lady Di's B*tch} Club FAR@ fubar
Insecure And Indecisive Men......!
men just do not understand the importantance of being straight forward and honest. now some do but not too many. all i can say is that if a guy just wants to make his girl jelous by spanding time with you then he needs to just say that. another thing is that if that guy is done with the girl that he is with then he needs to just tell her and get it all out straight to the point. i have fallen for one of these guys who does not like confratation.....so i am at a loss. i will just lay down and cry. distance is all i can give and do.
Why
why is it so hard to find a good guy and keep him????
We're Back!!! Hehehe
The First Day Of Class
He walked into the classroom and looked around - no one about. He had already spent some time at the copier and getting the key to the A/V cabinet in the room. Now he had to set up - only 20 minutes left. He finished quickly and went to the hallway to wait. He watched as student walked by and into the room - dreary-eyed, wide-eyed, clueless stares - he noticed them all as they passed in... Yesterday was my first day teaching at the local Community College and I had a great time. I spent the first 10-15 minutes of class with sweat pouring down my back and probably my forehead too. I am sure they could tell I was freshmeat, but they paid attention nonetheless. I gave my introduction, passed out the syllabus, and even "greeted" each of them. I expressed my desires for them to learn and they stared back at me with blank looks. I now know what my professors went through - have mercy on them if you are still in school. I expected to have a wide range of student ages represente
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Tooth Pain
I need a wisdom tooth pulled bad. The dentist can get me in to have it looked at. But they have to get it authorized to pull it. They said 3-4 weeks!!! So I'm supposed to be in pain and not able to eat for 3-4 weeks????
Just A Join I Had On Interest
Shot at 2007-07-20 The Global Bombers and Family Club is new to funbar,we are looking for some good men and women.so if u are looking for a family to grow with please stop bye and check us out.all is welcome ty for looking and have a great day :) this is the home page link corky1952@ fubar (repost of original by 'HANKSTER~FOUNDER OF GLOBAL BOMBER AND FAMILY CLUB' on '2007-07-20 15:03:19') (repost of original by 'Corky1952~Owner of The Global Bombers & Family Club~Founder of The White Tiger Bombers~' on '2007-07-20 15:36:36') (repost of original by 'WhiteTigerBombers' on '2007-07-20 21:01:48')
Right Of Passage
The night is upon me..... my 45 locked and loaded...... My heart racing........... tonights the night........ the night I earn my right..... my right to wear full colors..... for tonight i take a life...... Not just any life but the life of a man...... A man who will kill me if i dont kill him......... Am i scared?...... FUCK NO......... Why Should I be........ I am A demon........ A demon of the night......... I fly high....... And i shoot straight........ There he is....... upon his bike....... i take up my stance... I call his name....... i want him to look me in the eye... for he must know his exicutioner.......... I shall take his life........ And devour his Soul......... i queeze the trigger........ a shot cracks out.......... a body hits the ground......... I calmly put my gun away........ I light a smoke.... i walk inside ........... order a drink........ walk to the juke box......... put on comfortbly numb......... his body laying out side.....
Baby Boy
posting this poem to my daughter as she just had a baby boy on Aug 16/2007 . . . BABY BOY . . . All the dreams you ever dreamed, About a baby boy; Are wrapped up in this bundle of blue, Who gives you so much joy. So quickly he will start to grow, And time will fly so fast. Just hold tight to his little hand, And make each moment last. With busy hands and dirty face; Frogs & marbles & puppies in tow, Running from place to place. Right now he's fresh from Heaven, A gift for you to love. A tiny, sleeping, bundle of blue, Sent from the Father above.
Iceberg Collapsing!
New Information About September 11 Th.
Date: August 23, 2007 1:13 PM Body: Lone Gunman Pilot This pilot eerily predicts 911 months before it happened. The director got this idea directly from the CIA. We could have never guessed they would fly planes into buildings!? The government planned it of course they knew! TULSACANTWAIT.COM 9/11: WHAT DID RUPERT MURDOCH KNOW? http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=37543 Posted By: ChristopherBollyn Date: Friday, 3 October 2003, 12:59 p.m. Christopher Bollyn is an investigative journalist who has written extensively on the events of September 11, 2001 in the Washington-based American Free Press. He has researched different aspects of the 9/11 attacks and uncovered facts and evidence that challenge the official version of events. Two organizations, both pro-Israel, the Anti Defamation League (ADL) and the Fox News network, have desperately tried to smear Bollyn as an “anti-Semite” in order to discredit him and diminish the significance of his work. A
Ghetto Spelling Bee
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. 'I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff'. Mother: 'Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?' Tyreal: 'Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an 'F'. 1. HOTEL - My M omma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know. 2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL . 3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard. 4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little. 5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time. 6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space. 7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man s
Electric Monday
Another day, feel the same Adjusting to the status quo Ripping at me like an endless Monday morning Comedy is a good disguise When your whole is in a hole Intoxicate Wash away A spirit to lift your spirits Your river runs deep Let me swim in your calming waters Is it words you want? I’ve got words But you want more Desires and dreams to be fulfilled Continents and worlds to explore My eyes are red and heavy Blankly staring into the void Waiting for a reply I’ve stolen you away With little regard for another I refuse to give you back Right around the time you fade
Wanna Buy Some Pokemon Cards...
I'm selling a bunch of Pokemon cards. Why? Because my kids sneaked them into my shopping cart while at the grocery store and I ended up buying them because I didn't notice they were there until we got home. How could I have possibly not noticed they were in my cart, you ask? Let me explain. You haven’t lived until you’ve gone grocery shopping with six kids in tow. I would rather swim, covered in bait, through the English Channel, be a contestant on Fear Factor when they’re having pig brains for lunch, or do fourth grade math than to take my six kids to the grocery store. Because I absolutely detest grocery shopping, I tend to put it off as long as possible. There comes a time, however, when you’re peering into your fridge and thinking, ‘Hmmm, what can I make with ketchup, Italian dressing, and half an onion,’ that you decide you cannot avoid going to the grocery store any longer. Before beginning this most treacherous mission, I gather all the kids together and give them “The Lect
Fuck Bush
Geting Back At People
best way too get back at people on here is too not give them pic comments or rates if they don't give you any back
Georgia..........bush Lil Wayne
I Wish,i Wish.....
Me Birthday is coming up and I only want 2 things.Hereos the first season on DVD and a pretty blue glass cock.I heard they was better to use than plastic.
Kill Bush Lol!
Have I Ever Told You...
Have I ever told you... Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes, I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. that I wondered if this was dream Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that I would give everything up, just for one night to be able to lay near you, to feel your chest rise and fall with each breath you take,just to know that you are real? Hav
In My Dreams
In my dreams At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Vivid images; Pictures in my mind. My night's love, my passion; All in you I shall find. Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear. " Your touch eases me, Removing any fear. Your gaze meets mine; The warm look in your eyes, It melts my heart. From now on Nothing but blue skies! Tonight you romance me; Our bodies entwine. You enter; I gasp! Our souls combine. A touch here, a tickle there, It enthralls me; I am captivated. Our bodies move, the motion constant; My body's completely activated. Throughout the night Our passion flows, Coming together, My emotion grows. For you, in my dreams, Oh, how I care. But when morning comes, I am left in despair. Another night gone and passed. I awake in ecstasy all alone. For you visit at night; In dreams you come. And I dread the coming of a new dawn.
My Angel Of Honor
My Angel of Honor He came to me from out of the heavens, As I was standing alone. My heart so heavy and ladden with fears, The road ahead of me so long. His words rang so true, They swept my tears away. He comforted me, cared for me, Made me complete, He showed me the way. Honor was his light, Peace was his strength, Happiness was his goal, Love is my reward. Although we have just begun, Time will take us on this journey, Hand in hand we will explore, All God meant us to know. First step being the hardest, That one we have made. Our journey we are beginning, Our destination unknown. Honor being our guide, Peace being our strength, Happiness being with us, Love will be our reward.
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My Sweet Dreams Of You
My Sweet Dreams of You I drift to sweet dreams of you. I imagine the taste of your lips, the feel of your hands in mine, and the softness of your hair brushing against my cheek... and suddenly I'm strong yet weak from my need for you. And when you hold me close, and look into my eyes as you whisper how much you love me, I'm carried gently to the clouds. Your love makes me feel so alive and proud of the person I am when I'm with you. Yet when the stars fade as dawn breaks, you kiss me goodbye at the door, and I awake needing you even more than I did the day before. I'm missing you badly, and I wish you were here. But though you're far away, in my heart you'll stay. I'll never quit wishing that you were here beside me, but until that day, I've only to dream about you, and I escape to that place in my heart, where we're never apart.
What Does A Kiss Taste Like?
WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?? ONE DAY A TEACHER HAD A TASTE TEST WITH HER STUDENTS. SHE PICKED A LITTLE BOY TO DO THE FIRST TEST. SHE BLINDFOLDED HIM, PUT A HERSHEY KISS IN HIS MOUTH AND ASKED........"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?"...................................... "NO, I DON'T." SAID THE LITTLE BOY. "OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE.......IT'S THE THING YOUR DADDY WANTS FROM YOUR MOMMY BEFORE HE GOES TO WORK." SUDDENLY, A LITTLE GIRL AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM YELLS..... "SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!!!!
Mental Health Hotline
MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..." - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. - If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. - If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. - If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. - If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. - If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. - If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. - If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. - If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. - If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. - If you have
Something Must Be Wrong With Me.
Some say I'm too needy, but a man dying of thirst may be too needy for the glass of water that could save his life doesn't mean he still doesn't need the water. I tried being cool, I tried be desperate, I tried be suave but nothing works. So what's wrong with me? Is it... 1) My face (am I ugly) 2) Too desperate 3) Too fate 4) Something else. Please, I've never had a girlfriend, steady or otherwise. I feel that I'm missing something.
7 Degrees Of Blonde
7 Degree's of blonde 1st Degree A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 o'clock in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly a blonde) picked up the phone, listened a moment and said " How should I know that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The Husband said "who was that?" The wife answered " I don't know some woman who wanted to know if the coast was clear." 2nd Degree Two blondes are walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leans over to pick it up. She opens it and looks at the mirror and says " Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says "Here let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says " you dummy! it's me. 3rd Degree A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she find him in the arms of a redhead. Well the blonde opens her purse to take out
Full Length "assassination Of Jesse James" Trailer
The Assassination of Jesse James http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com With all the problems Brad Pitt's "Assassination of Jesse James" was having, we now actually have a full length trailer and it looks amazing. The story revolves around Robert Ford (Casey Affleck) joins Jesse James's (Pitt) gang, only to become resentful of the legendary outlaw and hatch a plan to kill the fastest gun in the West. The trailer is really slow, but shows the relationship between Ford and James, which eventually turns into an obsession. Since several versions of the film were cut, even one by Pitt himself, it is difficult to tell by the trailer which the studio eventually went with. That's basically the reason why this film has been delayed for so long. Its tone and a three-hour running time caused several people to begin making edits. Some wanted a Clint Eastwood-style actioner while others were looking to make a dark, contemplative examination of fame and infamy. In addition, test screenings
I Want To
I want to go to the ocean And climb the highest dune. I want you to undress me Beneath the summer moon I want to stand under the stars Held tight in your embrace I want to drink in your lust As you remove my gown of lace. I want to surrender my body To your every need and desire. I want to be a willing victim. Of your burning, passionate fire. I want to taste the kisses From your soft and tender lips. I want to feel the shivers From the touch of your fingertips. I want to lie beneath you And feel the heat from your skin. I want you to lift my soul To heights it's never been. I want to be left breathless Begging and pleading for more. I want to spiral into ecstasy As you rock me to the core. I want to spend the night In an erotic wonderland. I want to greet the morning new Making love to you in the sand.
The Fire Within
There is a fire within us.. that only needs a touch to bring forth flame. Passion ignites... when I hear you whisper my name. My body shivers... oh... but not from cold... but from the sweet anticipation... of a desire that never seems to grow old. I lay my head upon your chest.. kiss your skin so softly. I breathe in the manly scent of you... it intoxicates me like wine... making my senses whirl... or maybe it is the way your hands... are softly caressing my back... making me melt... yet every nerve is tingling... with the need of you. You gently lift me up and softly kiss my forehead Sending chills all down my spine Can't wait the anticipation... Softy kisses up my body as you caress my lips... My body fills with excitement and anticipation Hands roaming each others bodies Filling the silkiness of your skin My heart starts pounding from pleasure As your fingers run over my treasures Gently sliding the key in as you begin to turn Gently stroking my b
2900 To Level
SHOW SOME LOVE eroticdreamer-I want to be a porn star-at least they KNOW they are going to get f*c*ed@ fubar
It's The Little Things
18 August It's the Little Things It's all the little things that make me love you, All those things that we never mentioned, The times when it's you who breaks through, And shows me who is my best friend. It's those little things that make me love you, Inconsequential stuff that goes on day to day, Just normal stuff that anyone would do, But it's how you do it in your own little way. I love you for all the little things, Mentioned before - but not enough, We are seeing what life will bring, And at the end we will stand tough. I love you for those things so little, That I am sure they were forgotten, Even when we're stuck in the middle, With both of us feeling pretty rotten. It's all of the little things that make me love you, Thinking of all the ways I want to say, How it is that I came to love you, All together in just about every way. It's all of the little things for why I love you, For the hurts that you help to mend, For the times that you ar
Kelly
Never Give Up The Hope!!!!
When you have a feeling in your heart go with it. Never ever give up hope. And do not go by what people tell you that you should do or should not do. I have a very hard time expressing and putting it inot words on what, I am trying to get across. But I strongly belive that once you read it you will understand what I am getting across to you. All my life I was this way. Nobody ever took the time to teach me how to really express my inner feelings other than the man I married. I ough this man so very much for giveing me that extra push in life. He was the one who stood by me in everything that I am now. He made me belive that I could do what I am able to do now. He helped me to take things one at a time. This man is my back bone, the love of my life. And I will never ever forget what he has brought into my life. I will always love this man till the day I part from this old earth and leave behind the things of the past and the future!! I just want to say this last thing!!! Thank You S
Troy And Amanda
I was staying at my girlfriends house for a while…It was just as I was finishing college but before I had found a place of my own. Amanda (my GF) lived with he boyfriend Troy. He was hot but a little creepy. He was always “accidentally” walking in on me or he was always brushing against me. Now don’t get me wrong…I had fingered myself a couple of times while I listen to him fuck Amanda….He’s hot but off limits! One day when Amanda was out he grabbed me as soon as I got home from school. He reeked of booze as he bent me backwards over the kitchen table and started kissing and fondling me. His hands ripped my shirt open and yanked it off. My bra went next. I was flat on my back on the table, my legs flailing helplessly as his mouth sucked on my small pink nipples. His tongue rasped over the skin, his mouth suckling and chewing, forcing each nipple erect against my will. His hands squeezed my tit as he looked down into my face. "I'm gonna fuck you in the asshole little girl!" he
2900 To Level
HIS ACCOUNT WAS HACKED INTO AND DELETED HE WAS A LEVEL 16 SHOW SOME LOVE ☠ Your ☠ Worst ☠ Nightmare ☠ ♠ FA Bartender ♠@ fubar
This Is Me
Just a regular UK guy, work hard and spend 20/7 on a computer. Got animals, dog, cats and geese Don't know how this all works as first day here and still nursing a beer from PurpleHaze (a goood mate) Se ya around
Zzzzzzzz
I was suddenly awoke by the sound of my bedroom door opening. I lay there silently, afraid to move. I wished that I had worn clothes to bed. I feel someone crawling onto the bed. Suddenly he grabbed my hair and jerked me up so I was on my hands and knees. He knelt behind me and with no fanfare at all, slammed his hardened cock deep into my pussy tunnel. I grunted from the sudden filing of my nearly dry fuck tube. His cock rasped back and forth within me as he grabbed my waist and jerked me against him ruthlessly. He slammed his hips against my wide open crotch again and again. His hands slid down around my titties and squeezed and squished them as he grunted above me. Instinctively I spread my legs further apart as he fucked into me. My cunthole quickly began lubricating as the excitement mounted within my confused body. His hips pummelled my behind with brutal, furious strokes that halfway sent me to my face into the mattress with the force. I could feel every square inch of his
Head Automatica-beating Heart Baby
(Beating hearts baby...) Baby is this love for real? (Beating hearts baby...) Let me in your arms to feel-- (Beating hearts baby...) the beating of your heart baby. (Beating hearts baby...) The beating of your heart baby. You... You want nothing to do with me. You... You want nothing to do with me. I... I don't know what to do with you. 'Cause you... don't know what you do to me. Baby is this love for real? Let me in your arms to feel-- the beating of your heart baby. The beating of your heart baby. (Beating hearts baby...) Baby is this love for real? (Beating hearts baby...) Let me in your arms to feel-- (Beating hearts baby...) your beating heart baby. (Beating hearts baby...) The beating of your heart baby. Girl... You really got your hold on me. Girl... You really got your hold on me. Go... You gotta get away from me. 'Cause you... You want nothing to do with me. Baby is this love is for real Let me in your arms to feel-- the beating
My Friends
So true for all my friends... MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes So click the pic and do it!!! LMAO
Im Back!!!!!!
After what seems like a thousand years I am back alive and kicking. I had alot of things in my personal life that required my attention so I took a break from the ex Cherrytap world for awhile. Hope to talk to most of you within the next few days cheers CJ
Wow
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For August 23,2007 You need to limit your activities to a fairly narrow range today unless you want to risk exhausting yourself. Learn to say no and mean it -- otherwise, you may end up having to skip important dates!
First Blog
I am scrambling around trying to get kids ready to start school in a week.I need to get my truck ready for inspection by sept. 1st and for some added fun I entered a contest on the FU. It is my first one and will probably be my last. The contest runs till Aug. 27th and I am way behind. I would love to give my friends 11's. If ya bored check it out Make sure you give Cappy sum luv too! *HUGS*
First Impressions
First impressions First impressions are helpful and important. Yet they are certainly not everything. A quick first impression can give you a feel for what's going on. Still, there's much substance that lies beneath the surface. Allow your instincts to guide you without letting them dominate you. Do the work and dig deeper before making any long-term judgments or commitments. In presenting yourself, seek to make an excellent first impression. Be sure, however, to also have the depth of substance that will faithfully back up that initial positive impression. Those who are quick to judge, without considering all the facts, often make serious and irreversible mistakes. More often than not, hasty judgments lead to trouble, alienation, anger, frustration and regret. Pay attention to your first impression. And let that first impression be a starting point rather than a final conclusion. -- Ralph Marston
At The Beach
Nothing like being around family to remember why I moved to CO... heheehehee Anywho.. I'm down in Myrtle Beach for the day, visiting some family and we'll head back to Charlotte for the weekend. I'll get to see the wild crazy parties my sister goes to, what the night life is, see if I can get me some.. no, not with my sister, .... yeah right! I don't think my bible thumping sister would allow any fun to be had in her vicinity. oh well. It was fun on the drive down from VA, we drove by Radison University, all these freaking uber hot college girls, me hanging out the side of a freaking mini van and I have my parents in tow... grrrr. Then in Charlotte we drove by another campus, more hotties but nope, they still weren't turned on my a goateed old fart in a minivan complete with parents. Oh well.. At least I got to look! Went to the beach today, yeep, got a burn but it's all good. Hanging around the house now, trying to bite my sarcastic tongue around grandma. At least she hasn't
How My Day Went
Well My Day Was Pretty Good Today As I Got Hired Fulltime For The Company I Work For And Again We Held A Candle Light Vigil Luncheon For Nichole Today Her Parents And Friends And co Workers Gathered For A Memorial In Hall E Today And We Then Showed A video Of Her Life As A Child And Gathered Roses And Donations For The Memorial Service.
You Are The Soundtrack Of My Life
This was a quote from a fan Geddy Lee mentioned on the DVD Rush in Rio. I keep thinking about it and just how long I have been a fan. How much this band as impacted my life and the music that I write and the style in which I play. My first Rush album was Hemispheres and it was given to me by one of my uncles. At the time I was listening to Led Zeppelin and other bands of the late 70's (I still do, Jimmy Page is my favorite guitarist). And I was only about 8 years old. I played that album over and over and learned the story of the struggle between the heart and the mind by way of Apollo and Dionysus. Other songs on the record are the Tree's and Circumstances. Circumstance's I credit with giving the majority of closed minded individuals hatred towards Geddy's voice. Now I gave up a long time trying to convince people of how great a band Rush is. No body wants to hear it, no body wants to hear anything else than what is on the radio. If its complex arrangements, deep lyrics a
Bourbon And Dumaine
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Deja Vu
N. I.b.
Goodbye To Romance
Lies
The lies, The deciet, The false love, The heartache, The deception, It brings me nothing but pain. The cut, You gave, Runs deeper, Than the blade.
Help My Husband To Level Up Harleyrider Live To Ride Ride To Live
harleyrider~ live to ride - ride to live@ fubar
Poem
This a beautifl poem copy righted by someoen i have taken permission to put on this blog. Please do not abuse A Beautiful Smile Starting In your eyes Reaching your lips bringing me joy A Beautiful smile Across your face Happy and full of grace melting my heart A Beautiful Smile Lighting your face Deep & Sparkling makes my heart jumps A Beautiful Smile A Beautiful magic Terder but vibrant Feelings of Love Untold
Of Sex.
I'm sick of it. I haven't even actually had it yet, and I just hate it. It destroys so much, and ruins so many opportunities for me to just be happy and content, and to feel good about myself. I don't hate anyone who does it. I just hate how it makes things awkward. I know I play with fire alot - it's no surprise to me that I get burned so easily. I know it's not macho or anything to feel this way, but I can't help it. I just really want something real, I guess. :/
So You Wanna Know Me?
What is your least favorite body part on yourself? All of it...getting old SUCKS You see a homeless women begging for money, do you give her any? Occassionaly Who is your favorite person? Candace If you could be any celebrity of the OPPOSITE sex, who would you be? Sean Connery Do you believe that Michael Jackson is innocent or guilty? Uhmmmmm strapping him to a chair and pulling his finger and toe nails off with a pair of pliers is too good for him!!! What would be the first thing you bought if you had one million dollars? My kids each a home What do you want your wedding to be like? You've bumped your head!! Take my ass to Reno!! lol Which is your favorite vitamin water? Lime Do you use the word 'trippy'? no Do you wear eyeliner? Sometimes Can you put your leg behind your head? yes Have you ever had seizure? yes If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?: A Koala Bear...they are cute and can hang on a pole Forever!!! Wha
I Love You
all the guys look at you but non of them see what i do all they see is a cute girl they only want you as a toy but i see deep inside of you your more then just a smartass too i never thought i would feel this way again but your the only one in my head but youll never feel the same way you hardly talk to me all day im afraid you wont feel the same and you will use my heart like a game
T & A (pt4)
Troy came home a couple of hours later and stopped by my room to see if I was “okay”…Then he gave me a quick fuck. I grunted and humped against him as he knelt behind me and screwed me like a wanton little slut! He kept calling me his “Little Bitch Fuck-Dog”… In mid afternoon the next day Troy came in and put a dog collar around my neck. A little while later Amanda came in and attached a leash to it…She dragged me out of my room and down stairs. I whimpered and struggled against her as she pulled me around by the leash and collar. She sat down on a chair and pulled her skirt up to her waist revealing a bare naked cunt to me. "Since Troy ain't interested in me no more you can damned well suck me off you little piece of shit!" she hissed. She yanked my hair, forcing my face into her cunt. I had only sucked off a woman a few times before. She whipped my back with the leash until I followed her instructions and began slurping and lapping on her cunt slit and suckling on her clit
A Love Letter
I write you this letter to tell you how i feel, I want you to know my love for you is real, My heart beats faster by the sound of your voice, Im falling in love and i have no choice, But to tell you that i love you and i always will, theres a special place in my heart I hope you can fill, All these words come straight from my heart , hoping we can be together forever til death do us part!!
So Happy Together
I love you more than words can say, My love grows for you each and every day. You mean the world to me, Why can't people just let us be? I love you and you love me, Don't be bothered by people's jealousy. You know how to make my heart melt, Which is something I have never felt. You stand beside me through the tears & sadness, And yet you are there even for the madness. You know how to make me smile when I am sad, And even when I am mad, you can make me glad. You love me even when I frown, But you can turn that frown upside down. You love for who I am, and not what people see, For the people who don't see me as you do,can rot People are just jealous because you love me, They will just never see how happy we can be. You make me want to live another day, And that's a good thing, I can say. I would give you the world if I could, But some people don't think I should. I look past the people's lies and jealousy, And see the person there that I want it
A Letter To My Love
Dear Love, I know you are far away Many miles from here But in you I found A love that's crystals clear A love that takes me to A place I have dreamed of Ever since I had the knowledge Of what is like to love Although, we haven't met We've built a love that's strong One that's pure and honest And will last for very long You have always been there for me You have never let me down You always gave me strength When I felt like I would drown You taught me about friendship And ever lasting love You told me that I'm special And I'm your only one So here I'll end this letter But before you need to know That you're my life, my heart, my soul, My forever love Sincerely, Your Love
Not In My Heart
It’s not in my heart that I love you It’s in the soft of my lips and the tip of my tongue Where I taste your sweet kiss And your sigh as you breathe into me It’s only you that makes me feel this way This clenching, burning heat that melts its way Through arms and chest and in between The soft cream of my thighs And only forever could be long enough To revel in the sweet smell of sweat That trickles down your back and onto sheets Tangled by their time between us.
Poem: Green Eyes
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION. THANK YOU. For ice princess. Green Eyes Quite lost in the depths Yet not seeking to escape Content to dream on Maelstrom of swirling feelings Lost in beautiful green eyes
A Rose..
A Rose.. wrote on 8-23-07 a rose is just a rose.. from me to you and my love for you i chose.. when i need a smile.. you go that extra mile.. when i need a hug.. you give my heart that extra tug.. and when i need love... i know you were sent from above.
Boyfriend Application.... :)
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... Give me your number? kiss me? let me kis
To All My Friends,family, And Fans...
MY DEAR FRIENDS..... A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO LISTENS AND CARES, A FREIND IS SOMEONE WHO'S ALWAYS THERE... A FRIEND BRINGS HAPPINESS THAT CAN WARM AND MEND. I'M GLAD I CAN CALL ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ENTERED MY LIFE,BUT ONE THING REMAINS TRUE... I'VE NEVER MET A SINGLE SOUL WHO HAS TOUCHED MY HEART LIKE ALL OF YOU HAVE AT MY TIME OF SORROW. THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE,AND GIFTS THAT I HAVE RECIEVED IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS... THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING MY TRUE FRIENDS. HUGS,KISSES,LOVE,AND LAUGHTER ALWAYS MUAH!!!! TEJANA POR VIDA 100%
Sweet Pic
From Andrea 8-23-07
My awesome friend Shell goes out of her way to help me and all her friends whenever we need help. Time to show her some love now she only needs 27,819 to level! LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Andrea' on '2007-08-23 16:37:44')
They Still Need Our Prayers
This bulletin was sent out earlier this week, but due to a MySpace error, did not go through. Please read below: Dear Friends of the Help Kaleb Page, It is with joy and disappointment that we at the Help Kaleb Page post this bulletin. Joy in the fact that Kaleb's body is making progress, but disappointment that the actions of a small number of people could cause so much hurt. The responsible party has compromised Kaleb's safety and the safety of others. Please do not let this discourage you all, this family NEEDS your prayers and support! PLEASE continue to pray for Kaleb's recovery, his mommy and daddy, the upcoming trial, and even those intending harm for the Schwade family. We will be removing the PayPal button as per the family's request. We, at the Help Kaleb Page, encourage you to continue to send your encouraging emails and cards. We apologize for the delay in sending last week's update, several of us were away from our computers. We plan on continuing
Help Jenn Out!!
I need some more help Ya'll....i gotta hit level 13 before my boy does or i lose a bet...no i dont want to lose so can you help??? I return the love as soon as i can!!!! im good for it!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!! (repost of original by 'Jenn' on '2007-08-23 17:04:38')
Users Who Should Be Put Away, Tortured, Have Their Balls Removed Slowly And Then Killed. In A Very Slow Painful Way.
such as "WestrayKnight" This asswipe messages me, asking to be put in my family, long story short i refuse (because people in my family can access my nsfw pics) and he carries on being a nob, wont stfu and leave me alone. and ladies and gentlemen of FU, here is a quote the aforementioned prick said to me - "and for the record, I'm not just anyone, I am a descendant of the Pendragon clan of England, I am the descendant of Arthur, King of the Britains, I am Westray the Knight" well.. I think that speaks for its self yes? my reply.. "->WestrayKni...: oh. my god. Well let me just get a camera and strip for you then... lmfao!! you expect me to believe that???!!! ha! I dont care who you say you are, to me, youre just another person who i dont know and tbh, after you sounding like a complete pillock, dont really want to. you could be the bloody ruler of the universe for all i care." and his last one, before he blocked me (which to be perfectly honest, i think i should hav
Ladies And Gents
Okay so apparently im going back to work tomorrow...oh goody Im kinda fucked because ive been staying up soo late So i guess tomorrow i shall survive on energy drinks, sugar and seeing my coworkers acting like dumb asses [ as always ] So rawr To the biotches that ive called before ill probably call you tomorrow night and yeah...ya know lol Everyone else See ya when i see ya
What Is Pretty
Why do people think that to be pretty, it must be in looks. I disagree; you need more. I dont have the looks butI do have a heart,sense of humor, and personality. Why do people, myself included, thinks that looks is all that. I learned tonight that it dont matter about looks , its whats inside that counts.And I am a very pretty person and damn I love myself.
Lmfao!!!
CrazyKens-MySpace-Stuff
Los Umbrellos
ok..if anyone has the code for Los Umbrellos' No Tengo Dinero.....I NEED IT!!!!!!! i found it on myspace, but nowhere else...its an older song and was a single...but looking for the code cause i love that song! anyone can help me would be appreciated
Laugh For August 23
Signs that you are too drunk would be... You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! You can focus better with one eye closed. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." Your idea of cutting back is less salt. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep
Quote For August 23
Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves. Do not now seek the answers, which cannot be given you because you would not be able to live them. And the point is to live everything. Live the questions -- Rainer Maria Rilke Bonus Quote: If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Sending Love
Hey
I am real and you will see me when I'm ready for you to see me. Oh and if you want to be my friend then start working on my stash or other things that I post.
Sending Love
Forever Misuderstood(peom/rap)
what u dont get u see it for what it iz u blind like ever1 else quick to judge but not ur own self if i speak to u that cause u dig what im saying we stop talking u could not feel me even if i was on ur face like a zit quit never forget but it the reason im blocking u from everything..yahoo 2 my priv parts sex is so much a weapon but ur mind is the target when it all start
Computers
well this is fun finally finished updating this computer
Pain
*Pain inside* So dead inside so why do I even try, a worthless waste of space. I hide my pain beside the fake smile, but really inside I cry so hard trying to make the pain go away. I don’t understand how you can hurt me so bad Nothing but an object something you use till you get bored with me. So until I find someone to love me for me I’ll hide the pain inside for no one else to see
Who Says People Don't Care??
WOW, today was a kick azz day! A great friend of mine was trying to level up to fuberlord, she had 31,000 points to go, so me, being the kind~hearted friend I am, engage a few of my friends to help me out!!! OMG such a GREAT response from my friends!!! If I had a trophy for each one of you, I would definately inscribe it with these words...... "The GREATEST FRIENDS a girl could EVER have!!!" You guys rocked! SPECIAL thanks to BIGDADDYANAYA and POOH'S BABY.....you two hung in with me till the end!!! I will always remember that!!! Thanks for a terrific day! Hit me up whenever one of you needs help leveling!! I love yas!!!!
Msasssoluscious
5 Levels Of Hangovers
5 Levels of Hangovers...tee hee...go ahead and tell me how crappy you feel now I gotta thank Lisa for reminding me of this one cuz its effin awesome! lol Five Levels of Hangovers > One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. > Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. > Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your a
Kids
Have you ever done something that you thought was the right thing and it make you feel like crap? About 5 months ago me and my wife seperated which i thought was the right thing to do. We argue daily neither of us were ever happy and we wanted to seperate and eventually get a divorce before we ended up hating eachother. I don't know about most people but i think it would be better for both are kids who are 3 and 2 years old if me and my wife could atleast be atleast friends. My wife was at my house today with both my kids and my son was going to stay with me. But when mommy decided to go home he wanted to go too, but at the same time he wanted to stay here with daddy and couldnt make up his mind. It tore him apart that he coulnt have us both. He kept tellin me "daddy come home daddy come home" and it broke my heart, i almost went with them but i cant. When i go over there all me and my wife do is fight and i dont want to do it in front of the kids its not healthy for them and we all kn
What I Have Been Up To Lately.
I am so sorry that I have not been on in a long time but I have been busy with the baby. She is now 21/2 and she just started school on August 21st. My oldest one will start school in the 5th grade on August 27th. My husband and I have been busy with going through things and organizing the house, of course when hes not at work. I am going to try and get on more often, but I am also looking for a full time job. I am so sorry to all of my friends for not being online in a long time. I hope you can forgive me. Hugs and Kisses and you know where you can find me. I am on yahoo messenger and my id is cutestlittleangel_75287. Take care and have a wonderful day. Hugs!!!!
Divorce My Ass...
We have been consulted by your wife, Mrs Charity Georgina Davis regarding the unhappy circumstances arising out of the breakdown of your marriage. We understand that our client left the former matrimonial home in February 2007 and has since returned back to England. We understand that you continued to reside ini the former matrimonial home but since then, that tenancy has been terminated and that you are now residing elsewhere with your partner. Our client now wishes to apply to formally end your marriage by issuing divorce preceedings based upon your adultery with Lindsay Goosby. We would ask you to admit to the adultery by signing the enclosed Confession Statement. We shall therfore be grateful if you would please confirm that you are agreeable to divorce preceedings being issued on this basis. If so, kindly sign the enclosed Confession Statement and return it to us. LMFAO (They can't pin him for adultery because they never registered in the UNITED STATES as being married! LOL W
Here We Go Again....
See this chickie? Stop by and show her some loving please! Not only is she beautiful but shes got talent and brains too!!! And a heart of gold! So click and love for me please!
Love To All
I don't want to be a hater cause of this contest...I can't help if I have cuter dimples...(ooooo..that was hate....OK..just ..for everyone..I love you guys..thats all I have to say...:)
Somehow This Seems All Soo Wrong...
...For those of you who have recently read my previous blog entry, "What a dream..." I am sorry. Some of you might ask,"Why is he being sorry for? We chose to read it!" Well, quite honestly I don't usually type that kind of material around, well, anywhere period. Some of you who know me the best would know this as well. And I feel like I just violated myself. Bleh. Anyways, other than that I hope you guys and ladies, have an awesome and fantastic day. --Xonus ;D
Hooters
COME RATE MY HOOTERS PLEASE TY
A True Hottie Needs What????????
ALOT OF CONTEST LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM IN A CONTEST FOR SEXIEST BBW ON FUBAR CLICK THE PIC AND COME SUPPORT THE BBW ON FUBAR THANKS FOR THE LOVE
Speak Oh Speak
From the depths of the seemless void my soul begins to fall towards the sirine call of your words of a familiar ring. Speak oh speak my angel for a soul that was dead, into it life was fed and now looks foward to another day. Speak oh speak of a jubilant mind though some have been unkind and you chose to stay not to run away from a world of immeasurable pain.
Ugh!
Rule#1: Don't try to make me feel sorry for your ass, after you tried to commit suicide 3 months ago and failed, after I tried to talk you out of it. Rule#2: Don't tell me I shouldn't keep things in, that I should tell people, when you can't even take you're own fucking advice. Rule#3: Don't tell me, that you'll tell me tomorrow, when you know good and fucking well, you won't. You don't want help. Rule#4: Don't tell me you hate taking medication, and refuse to take it, when that's what you should be on, or you should be in a fucking mental institution! Rule#5: Don't make me feel guilty for being a bitch to you, after it's no one elses fault but you're own! Okay? Yeah, that's what I thought. Buh bye.
A Call For Peace
Thundering dawn come and melt away, The corruption of evil in which I lay. Give my mind the semblence of a sunny day, So my soul can find peace.
Dj Or Not
HEY PEEPS WHATS UP I WAS ASKED TO BE A DJ WHAT DO YOU THINK COMMENT BACK AND I'LL MAKE MY CHOICE THEN
Broken-everlast
Everlast "Broken" You're the air that I breathe The sun when it breaks through the clouds You're all that I need But I know that you're having some doubts I'm down on my knees I pray you'll stick this out Beggin' you please girl I'm sorry I let you down I'm broken like a promise I'm shattered like a dream I'm broken with all my pieces scattered 'round for you to see I'm broken like record I sing the same old song I'm broken like the heart of a man that's run away from love too long Girl what about you What about you girl It's so hard to speak I can barely look you in the eye It's so hard to breathe I know I ain't afraid to die Your breath is so sweet Your kisses could get me high My heart is so weak But your loving could get me by I'm broken like a promise I'm shattered like a dream I'm broken with all my pieces scattered 'round for you to see I'm broken like record I sing the same old song I'm broken like the heart of a man that's run away from
Nothing Else Matters. Well What U Said.
So close, no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters Never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say and nothing else matters Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view and nothing else matters never cared for what they do never cared for what they know but I know So close, no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters never cared for what they do never cared for what they know but I know Never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us, something new Open mind for a different view and nothing else matters never cared for what they say never cared for games they play never cared for what they do
The L Word.. Ten Minutes Shane Carmen
My Heart Will Go On.. Shane And Carmen
Just Cause
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Venting.. What A Shitty Day!
How much can one person take!! Im soo close to flipping out.. So today wasn't so bad.. I mean i had my training which ughhh... My feet hurt! Then went shopping after i got off work.. Ran around town with my sister.. This evening i got home checked my email.. I see an email from my husband stating that expedia.com wasn't going to refund our money from a canceled airline ticket! Soo i sit on the phone for an hour trying to get through the line with 3 fighting kids in the background. I finally get customer service on the line and explain my situation... And why is it that our 300 bucks is now NON refundable! Anyways soo like they are fucktards because they state i never called and canceled the ticket. Which is BS because i called with in the hour of booking the flight! SO i ws on the phone total of 2½ hours trying to resolve this problem. Finally getting a supervisor on the phone! He then gave me an address so i could send in some paperwork to see if we could get our money back!! I wrote
Russian Woman
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down) What were you thinking? Helloooo
Time Of Your Life...unpredictable
The Saints Won!!
THE SAINTS BEAT THE CHIEFS BY A SCORE OF 30-7. GO SAINTS!!! THIS YEAR THEY ARE OH SO SERIOUS!!!
Done With Love
Im done with trying to love or be loved. I finally find someone who I think is perfect for me even though hes Army and he still breaks my heart. No matter how much I dont want to hurt my heart breaks a lil more every time I think of the fact that hes no longer mine. Some days I wonder why I even try. There must be something wrong with me cuz every time I start to fall for someone I get screwed over. But this time I did fall...and fell hard. I was honestly hopin that when he got done with the Army there would be a future for us that was slowly being built while he was serving. All I know now is that my heart is broken and keeps breakin more and more every time I think of him or listen to certain songs. If your reading this then you obviously care and might know who Im talking bout. If the one Im talkin bout reads this know that I love you with all my heart even though I cant understand why you cant return the feelin anymore. You are my heart and sould right along with Heaven s
Cansado And Bored
today i bored!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have much jobs today! i am go to bed and i dreams whit angel!!!!!!!!!
The Devil Hums Softly.
There he is, staring into me, with his one cold, unblinking green eye. Daring me. Imploring me. Challenging me. Mocking me. "You think you're so fucking cool!" I say to him. But the impassive visage of the great satan does not crack into a sneer. He barely acknowledges my existence. Despite how close he and I are. How much time I've spent with him... he just stares and hums. Monomelodically. Smug. Superior. Unmoving. Cold. Rat bastard knows I need him. But like a petulant child he just sits peering in my soul pretending he doesn't owe me the common courtesy of acknowledgement. "BEAST! TEMPTER! WELL-DRESSED TURD! GIVE ME WHAT I NEED! RELENT! YIELD! PERISH! SUBMIT! I AM YOUR MASTER!" I scream finally breaking. I pull his face to mine. My breath coming out in mad irratic blasts. His mastered and perfect features dew-misted by my shallow, rasping spittle. Hours pass in silence. Hours pass in unanswered pleas and bribery. Finally I reach behind him, and pull th
Divorced Barbie
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95" The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95? The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and..... one of Ken's Friends.
If These Walls Could Talk 2 2000 Part 3/3
Andrew Mccarthy.. My Favorite From The Brat Pack
Ten Spiritual Things To Do When You Are Bored
1) Light a candle on your roomie's, friend's, or relative's forehead while they are sleeping. See how long it takes for them to wake up. This will tell you how long you will live. 2) Tell your future by interpreting the patterns in popcorn, beer cans and cigarette butts left on the floor after your last party. It's a lot like reading tea leaves. 3) Choose an outfit for the day using a divining rod. 4) Determine what your friends have done during the day by smelling their odor eaters. 5) Go outside skyclad, come in and interpret the patterns in your goose bumps. It's a lot like reading tea leaves. 6) Tape music videos, play them backwards on your VCR and try to find subliminal images and rock stars that take on Satanic appearances. 7) Interpret forms in your sculptured carpet. It's a lot like reading tea leaves. 8) At breakfast, eat all but a few bits of cereal, then stir it vigorously and interpret the resulting designs. (I actually did this one!) It's a lot like r
My New Comment Game!
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20 Ways Not To Get Invited Back To A Circle
1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like Darth Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light saber noises. 2. Start skat-singing when chanting. 3. Take the ritual athame from the alter and start cleaning your nails with it. 4. When taking a sip of the ritual wine, act like a wine snob and comment on it. 5. When doing the spiral dance, make a conga line. 6. Call down the Goddess with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!". 7. Call down the God with "Our father,who art in heaven..." 8. When chanting the names of the Goddess, randomly include Pokemon names. 9. When being smudged, complain about second-hand smoke. 10. In a drumming circle, laugh insanely and start drumming the beat to "Wipe Out". 11. When in a skyclad circle, randomly point and laugh. 12. When the ritual wine goblet is passed to you, chug it and ask for more. 13. Invoke Satan. 14. Take out a bible and start evangelizing. 15. Light up a cigar. 16.
Preety In Pink
Back 2 Work!
Last school year, completed my first year of working in a middle school as a Teacher's Assistant. And I really enjoyed my work and the kids, but the best part was, I was off all summer long. While school was out, I was off for 3 months!! I really enjoyed my first summer not having to work. I was finally able to do all the things in the summer I have always wanted to do but never had the time bc I was constantly working. So I went to VA on vacation to see my 2 brothers (one has cancer), nephew's 2nd birthday, Uncle's wedding and to sight see. We were gone 2 weeks and we had a great time! After I returned from VA, I spent a lot of time laying out on the beach or at the pool. My older daughter Britt goes to school full time and works nights and my youngest spent weeks at a time at her father's so I had plenty of alone time! And I took full advantage of getting up at noon and putting a bikini on and going to sit in the sun for 5-6 hrs. a day!! I got the best tan I have ever had s
Bound... These Chicks Are Hott
Angelina...in Foxfire Older Movie
Because I Thought It Was Worth Re-posting....
I wanted to share with you all something that the LOVE of my life wrote for me after we had a pretty heated arguement. He's an amazing man with a true talent for words. Please read and then read my response (lol..SURPRISE, Daddy!) to him........ Just wanted to say that if you love someone......hold them tight and don't ever let them go......and in the event that you get into a heated argument with that person.....REMEMBER all the good times that you've had together.....REMEMBER how truly alive that person makes you feel for the amount of time they are in your life.....REMEMBER every line of her face as she smiled a smile that brought light,life and love into your world.....REMEMBER the smell of her perfume.....and remember how that smell meant everything to you...so much so that you did'nt wash your clothes for fear of washing away a scent that lifted your heart and spirits......REMEMBER her heart and just how truly big it is.....and REMEMBER that she has made sacrifices along the w
Considered Posting A Bulletin About Something Interesting?
Seriously. I don't care if you hate so and so. I almost care if so and so stole your pics, because... I hate thieves. I don't give a rats ass if someone is A.) Missing B.) Has Cancer C.) Shanked you Why? A.) I can't do jack shit about it, and there's some dismal statistic stating that kids, or ... anyone, who has gone missing for x amount of time is 99% SURELY DEAD. Sucks, but... maybe you should ask your local police force to employ better methods in tracking missing people or locking up repeat sexual offenders as they are the people that commit most of these crimes B.) So did my brother's Fiance's mom. ... Could I fucking do anything about it? No. Fuck, I imagine 1/8 people I know will get cancer of some kind. Thoughts and prayers go with you by default... your situation is tragic, but there is NOTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU! Please ask your congressman to fund research for a cure NOT ME! C.) ... ... ... By this point I probably want to shank you. So I'm just going to go ahead
Happy Birthday 2 U!! 8-22-07
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Update For All
ok friends heres the latest news with me....my back is still fuckin hurting bad!!! Nick came over earlier and rubbed it felt alot better after he did so but its not hurtin bad again....just want ya'll to know i took a muscle relaxer and the last time i took it knocked me out for 3days!!! if it does that again ill be back on after i re-gain my self composure :P....also when nick was here me him and the roomie played (new album up of it)and WOW nick shook and convulsisved like i have NEVER seen him do before today!!! wow wow wow was really wild seeing him get into it ke he did today anyways peace all loves to all
So...
So my blog of earlier tonight, "It's Everyone" you can click the link below and left, is going to be the basis of my next book. I'm not sure if it will be a novel or a short story. A friend of mine needs me to write a short for his book of short stories, so I might do that. Anyway, it's all based on true events and will follow the life of a kid on that football team who is frustrated because his parents don't go to the games and he does not play much. At least I think so. A couple people on fubar bought my other two books last week and I sure thank you! :)
Who Wants To Get Fucked Up!
Drinks on me! It's Friday! COmment me on what FUBAR drink you want and I will dig in my Fu-pants and pull out some fu-bucks and whet your pallet! Realest
Interview With The Vampire
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Love Sux!!
why should i deal with this pain in my heart when it could all just go and fall apart why help others if i cant help myself why love you when you dont love me the same way why show my love that i got for you when you dont see it why deal with this pain in my heart why deal with this pain thats called love why deal with this pain thatS called pain why cant i just walk outside in the rain and let go of this pain you know why cause im just insain im just crazy im stupid you cant let go of pain cause pain will return back to you twice as hard and make you feel like 5hit even more but who cares bout how i feel cause this 5hit just aint real so why deal with this 5hit called pain and hear that word that i always get hurt with "love"
Chance Encounters Is Re-opening It's Doors!
Chance Encounters is Re-opening it's Doors!!!!!! Come join in on the fun Friday night starting at 9:00 p.m. CST. Door prizes to all how come and join our lounge! Brought to you by: Yoda ~ CT Hubby for Calissta ~ Confederate Bombers of CT ~ Club F.A.R. ~ bbG Fan Train ~@ fubar Calissta ♥♥ DJ_Goddess ♥♥ Vampy Priestess ♥♥ Yoda's CT Wife@ fubar Please repost
Leaving
Soon I will no longer be logging onto fubar often, eventually I will altogether delete my account, so if you want to say goodbye friends, family and admirers, please do so soon, if I know any of you well enough and you would like to keep in touch with me please ask for any contact information you may desire I will most likely give it to you without question. Goodbye my friends and farewell.
4 Some Reason I Cant Do Mumms
i did like 3 and then it showed that i cant do any........... does anyone have any idea's??? please let me know...is this a level thing???
Disconnected
I speak but no none listens I scream but no one hears I scrawl my thoughts and feelings in the dirt but the rain washes them away No one will ever know where I have gone or why Will anyone wonder? Will anyone care? Probably not Perhaps it is for the best A fresh start A clean slate Identity erased I have nothing left here anyway So I disappear quietly into the mist Maybe one day I will return See if things have changed Then again why bother?
Sumone Special2 Me Is Having A Birthday!!
OK THERE IS SUMONE SPECIAL AND DEAR TO ME AND HE GOES BY "BLAZE" TODAY (AUG 24) IS HIS BIRTHDAY SO DO ME A FAVOR AND GO DROP HIM SUM BIRTHDAY LUV THANKS !! Blaze/Fallen Angels Security/JLM Member Blade/Rock Stars Owner@ fubar
The Soft Part Of Bread
Why the title? I don't know really, just sort of came to me that I really like the soft part of bread, even though I don't eat much bread these days. It's nearly 2 a.m. and I am in so much pain I cannot sleep. When I lay down, I feel like my skin is being ripped off in sheets. Oh yeah, I should probably mention that, while moving, I pinched the skin on my side between two pieces of furniture, which created a blister. Of course, I ignored it because we were on a tight time schedule to get most of my stuff out of the hosue, and it rubbed against my clothing for the next couple of days. On Monday night, after the dust settled and I was able to get a couple hours sleep, I noticed that the one blister became three and the redness was growing. Too busy Tuesday and Wednesday to do much of anything besides put some antiseptic cream on it and continued to unpack. Today, however, the redness had turned purple and streaked almost down to my knee and up to my waist. Not a pretty scene, and fuc
Here We Go Again!
I'm not a bitch...really I'm not. Then things happen and I get pissed. I have a LOT going on in my life. and while I realize everyone else has thier own version of things that are going on in thier lives. I must say that I am tired. Tired of being the one that is ALWAYS THERE! So that when I am down and out nobody cares. Tired of being the shoulder to cry on, Cause when I need one, no one seems to be around. I am doing so much on my own and I have so much happening in the next few weeks, like going back to work and trying to get my body back on that schedule and try to spend some time with my daughter, that people are really gonna get pissed when Im not there to lean on anymore!
♥wooooooot♥
albert&nichole 66% Compatible ♥ albert and nichole have been romantically-together for awhile now, indicating a degree of compatibility. Their difference of faith could cause friction. They both abstain from drinking, so that helps compatibility. And then there is the fact that their styles mismatch, although that isn't too big a deal. Their astrological signs are in harmony, though, which is a plus. Their common love of animals is another good thing. And their views on children are similar. albert and nichole have a number of compatibility weak spots. With love and devotion these are not insurmountable. ♥The Dating Compatibility Test by Dating Diversions
Don't Like Me Stay Off Of My Profile
It's pretty decent of those who visit my profile and go back to my family and friends and leave comments such as "OH YOU MARRIED THAT GIRL??? EWWWW". Well I've got to be honest that it made me laugh. But what I would like to know is why the hell you showed up to my profile when you saw my profile pic already? If you don't like what I look like or don't like me period the stay off my profile. I could care less what you think of me, but you don't have to put me down to my fu husband/real life boyfriend who yes we happen to live together. got something to say about me, be a real woman and say it to my damn face NOT in a shout to the man you think you were going to have and get all upset cuz he married someone else on fubar. It's the damn internet... NOT something to take seriously... It just so happens that we are a real couple. Get a life or get off of the internet!!
I'm Amazed
You know the difference between guys and girls never ceases to amaze me...Women in general feel..I mean feel...for instance......a person is in a contest(hypothetically)...a woman cares about the one thats in it...does everything she can...a man on the other hand...wants something in return...not all mind you ..but most. Granted the woman may have feelings, but doesn't matter...she gives all. A man will give all if there is something in it for him. Again...NOT ALL..I'm just thinking out loud..:)
Grateful Dead Touch Of Grey Lyrics
Must be getting early Clocks are running late Paint by Number morning sky Looks so phony Dawn is breaking everywhere Light a candle, curse the glare Draw the curtains I don't care, cause It's all right I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive I see you've got your list out Say your piece and get out Yes I get the gist of it, but It's all right Sorry that you feel that way The only thing there is to say Every silver lining's got a Touch of grey I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive It's a lesson to me The Ables and the Beggars and the C's (or seas) The ABC's we all must face To try to keep a little grace It's a lesson to me The Deltas and the East and the Freeze The ABC's we all think of To try to win a little love I know the rent is in arrears The dog has not been fed in years It's even worse than it appears But it's all right Cow is giving kerosene Kid can't read at seventeen The words he kn
An Update On My Sister
Well as alot of you know my sister has had asthma for many years now. She has had alot of problems with bronchitis and pneumonia through out the years and has been seeing a family physician . The doctor has had her on steriods and medicine to help stop the attacks and to slow down the sickness, the problem is she was never refered to a pulmonary specialist. As of this past Friday she went to Lake Point Medical Center in Rowlett and they released her says she had bronchitis , once again they put her on the Z pack with is a form of antibotics and gave her more steriods. She is now Back in the hospital as of Tuesday because she could not breath at all. She has been in the ICU under special care to bring her oxygen level back up .She was on a ventilator and is now on pure oxygen. She was diagnosed with having Emphysema. She has been a smoker off and on for many years and it has taken its toll on her and her lungs. She was told today that it is her choice to either stay away from smoke and
What Did Boss Get Into ??? Lmao
ME AND MUH HOOKA NANI WAS PLAYING A LITTLE GAME Y'ALL KNOW AS "TRUTH OR DARE" WELL I AIN'T SCUURED AND I PICKED DARE,LMAO !! SO HERES THE DARE " I HAVE TO POST BULLETIN STATING THAT IF SUMONE BUY ME 30 DAY BLAST THEY WILL GET TO SEE ALL MY "FAMOUS BOOTY" PICS" SO ........... ************ATTENTION ************ BOSSLADYWITDASEXXXYEYEZ GETTING BRAVER LOL,IF YOU BUY ME 30 DAY BLAST I WILL SHOW U ALL OF MY "FAMOUS BOOTY" PICS IN FAMILY ALBUM. I MUST HAVE PROOF OF BLAST FIRST AND I GIVE MY WORD ONCE I SEE IT U WILL SEE THE PICS. AND BELIEVE ME IT'S WORTH IT !!! ANY TAKERZ?????? ~~~~ AND FOR ALL U IGNORANT SHIT TALKIN AND HATIN PEEPS THIS WAS A DARE SO DON'T GO GETTING SHIT TWISTED ~~~~~~~
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Rules Of The Clan
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. Please try to attend all family functions once we have a lounge.
The Fake...
They ink our image The device of our identity is unclear The avidity to be divine I can only be contrite My image is manifest Thier own is obscure Manikin mankind Lavishly dressed in lies A disguise to cover thier insecurities They see beautiful I see a beautiful way to cry Acceptance Not knowing its been neglected Justified by thier fabrication of real Why look through the eyes of plastic Your image is ideal You just have to look for it Stop being fake Try being real. ~yours truly~ salvador bishop.
Heres A Copy Of The Bulletin I Posted
Throwing out a challenge to all my family, friends and fans...cos Im stumped !!! My eldest daughter turns 18 in November...and she wants me to get a tattoo with her..this will be my first and last one..I love tatts..but never had the courage to go get one..so i figure its now or never.. The problem is..she has hers planned...I have no idea what i want ...Im thinking something to do with my kids...i have 3...maybe cherubs..I really dont know...Im open to anything I guess. So heres the challenge...design me a tatt...ill post my favourites and then put them in my profile..get people to vote on them..the one that ends up with the most votes...gets a 7 day blast..and will see it on me...sometime in November .. It can be an original design...or something found on the net...or even one of yours...the more the better. Anyone up for the challenge ? ps..advice on the placing of it..ie..WHERE IT WILL HURT THE LEAST !!! would be appreciated too..lol Hugz..Molly xoxo
Georgia On My Mind
Ray Charles Georgia on MY MIND Georgia, Georgia, the whole day through Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind Georgia, Georgia, a song of you Comes as sweet and clean As moonlight through the pines Other arms reach out to me Other eyes smile tenderly Still in peaceful dreams I see The roads leads back to you Georgia, Georgia, no peace I find Just and old sweet song Keeps Georgia on my mind
How The Heart Aches
fuck love and fuck the feelings that make the love, its all just lies and bitter ends that make that emotion! ah the hell with women for that matter what the hell fuck all of it all of this tidious bull shit that we call life what the fuck is its purpose any way>? ............................slow breathing comes out of my mouth as i stare at the mirror after just yelling at the top of my lungs, where, at myself i suppose. looking at my self sweating holding a gun in one hand and a picture of me and my ex with the words us against the world in the other. i clinch my teeth together and growl at my self "WHAT GOOD ARE YOU HUH? WHAT FUCKING KIND OF PERSON DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" AS i raise the gun to my head a sudden flash of darkness ingulfs me and im falling in to what i dunno but its peace ful. music then suddently surrounds me and of course being a dj its the a techno rythum but..........more like a heart beat really. "FUCK YOU!!" i scream at the darkness, nothing crys back but t
It Still Hurts
im not sure why but even though my life is getting so much better i mean like i have a job a house to live in and hell all my leagal shit was taken care of and the best part is that now a whole new crew that i met now has my back in ways i didnt think was even possible, so why do i still feel like im in pain inside
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Today's Quote Observe the wonders as they occur around you. Don't claim them. Feel the artistry moving through and be silent. -Rumi
Get Your Groove On!
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Photo Compo
Pretty Please Everyone that knows me or even if you dont please come rate and comment and bomb my picture below I am in a compo and have no idea how to get you to all help lil ol me win Thanks luv ya all for helping The link you need is: http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=770546&albumid=525357&i=1181914679
Root Cannal Today
meh =[ wish me luck
Does This Make Me Gay?
Ehhh
The mayor here says he is disappointed with the amount of kids that didn't go to school the first day of school.3000 students did not come.hmmm...I wonder why.Could it be that the buses didn't pick them up?Have they thought about people that might not have their own transportation? I know for a fact my 3 yr old was not picked up for 3 days out of this week.I had to take him to school myself.I have transportation but what about the kids who don't?My 13 yr old takes the bus also.His bus came at 8:15 on Tuesday and 8:30 on Wednesday. It looks like the mayor needs to figure out what the real issue is here
Understanding Someone
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.
Gone
TOO MANY ARE GONE AND NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TOO MANY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AGAINST TERROR AND DECENTION TOO MANY GIVE UP LIVES AND NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE JUST AS LONG AS ALL IS FAIR TOO MANY ARE GONE AND NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION BUT I FOR ONE DO WITH ALL MY HEARTFELT APPRECIATION
24 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Friday, August 24: The past has a strong pull, perhaps especially when it comes to matters of the heart, but the present is where it's at -- and the future's full of promise. Learn, let go and get in the moment!
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Friends Do You Know Me Well?
Friends do you know me well? This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME, even if you don’t have any idea what the answers are, and send it back to ME. BUT FIRST, post a blank one out to all your friends so they can fill one out about you! Be honest! What’s my name? Where did we meet? Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me? When is the last time that we saw each other? Were you happy to see me? Do I drink? What was your first impression of me when we met? What's one of my favorite things to do? What is the best feature about me? Am I shy or outgoing? Do I have any special talents? Do you consider me a good friend? Would you come to me for advice? What is a memory we have once had together? Have you ever hugged me? Have you ever kissed me? Do you miss me? Do you think I miss you? Would you cry in front of me? What is my favorite food? Have you ever had a crush on me? If there was one good ni
Rewind
Dead. Bang. Time paused for a sec Ond? One? What has become "You to shit didn't I!" Im confused now Trunk Fuckin The In Get What?! Get in the fuckin trunk As I start to feel like something is Fuck as funny Which is kind of funny as fuck This wouldnt have happened If i didnt try to sell A loaded gun.
Monkey Animation
If anyone wanna join this let me know and would make for ya :) ALl you have to take 3 pics of you cover your eyes, ears and mouth :)
My First Blog
I'm new to this blog thing, but I just want to say I'm glad to be part of Fubar, and have met alot of really cool people here. Hope to make some new friends, and am alwways willing to chat with anyone.
Profiles W/ No About Me
I just don't get it why people don't add info in the about me. Why can't they take the time to write something about themselves??? Are they too vain? Are they too shy? Do they not know themselves? Are they too lazy? Why even sign up for a site like this if they can't describe who they are?! UGH! It pisses me off! Most of the time I won't add them as a friend or even talk to someone if they don't have an about me section. I want to know a little bit about them dammit! I want to know how they view the world. I want to know of they are sex addicts. Weirdos. Druggies. Freaks. Whether their politics mesh with mine. SOMETHING DAMMIT! I'm not willing to start talking to some fool who doesn't have a blurb in their About Me. When I read their about me it gives me insight into their mind. If I get a bad feeling when reading it, chances are - I'm not going to like them. They won't make me feel comfortable when I talk to them. WRITE SOMETHING IN YOUR ABOUT ME! That's what it's there fo
Fubucks Servey
why is it that every time i try to do one of the servey's i get............ It does appear that you did not qualify for this survey based upon your answers during this study. Don't worry, this is completely normal. Our clients seek to receive a specific number of responses from each group which they have chosen to hear from. Click on the button below to take another survey to get the chance at $50,000 sweepstakes & 10,000 fu Bucks
Sweetest Fu!
HEY EVERYBODY, HELP OUT A GOOD FRIEND THAT I NOMINATED FOR SWEETEST FU........ HE'S A REALLY KEWL GUY, HELP COMMENT BOMB HIM, I WANT HIM TO WIN! THANX!! *HUGZ* http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=314206&albumid=522041&i=1827482810
Most People
on here would belive the sky is green if you told them
Bullsh*t
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Trust
Turst is a funny things, it takes forever to earn but a moment to lose. Why do we trust those we know we can't but don't trust those we know we can. I'm not quite sure where this has come from, but it's been on my mind alot lately. I have a few people in my life I trust. Sometimes I wonder if I should. The look on their face sometimes suggests they are hiding something from me. Maybe I'm just being paranoid. Due to things that have happened in the past it makes it hard for me to completely trust. I've been hurt too many times. To no one in particular, can I trust you? Are you going to hurt me again? If so do it and get it over with so I can move on.
Watch
Watch your thoughts;They become your words Watch your words;They become your actions Watch your actions;They become your habits Watch your habits;They become your character Watch your character;They become your destiny
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We Did It :)
MORGANTOWN, West Virginia (AP) -- To the disappointment of school administrators -- and the pride of some students -- West Virginia University is No. 1 on The Princeton's Review's annual list of the top 20 party schools. The school has made the list seven times in the past 15 years, despite efforts to curb underage drinking and rowdy behavior. But not since 1997 have the Mountaineers taken the top spot. Last year, WVU was No. 3, bested by the University of Texas at Austin and Penn State, both of which remain in the top 10 this year. Senior Katie O'Hara, 22, said WVU is No. 1 because "no matter what kind of party you want it's here -- bars, fraternities, house parties. ... If you want to take shots all night, there's a bar; no matter what you want to do, it's there." Still, O'Hara said her friends "know how to manage their time. They know when to party and when not to," which wouldn't explain the school's No. 1 ranking in the category of Their Students (Almost) Never Stud
This Is How Much I Want Everyone
to see that video of the hand puppet!! WAS ASWESOME!!! http://www.winthelotto.net/puppet.wmv
Even Angels Cry
felt so blue - the sky was so grey It was pouring down - I went walking anyway A ragged old man came right up to me He said: "I'm half blind - but there's things I see And things I believe" - He said: "Even angels cry If you don't believe my words Just look up at the sky Do you really think it's rain? It's nothing more than heaven's pain Even angels cry Even angels cry" I said: "Man, what makes you so smart?" He said: "Have you ever heard of a broken heart? Since she left me, I've been sad as you But she let's me know she misses me too I know that it's true Even angels cry If you don't believe my words Just look up at the sky Do you really think it's rain? It's nothing more than heaven's pain Even angels cry Even angels cry I really do believe that love's forever When it takes a hold of you, it won't let you go And it can pull a broken heart together And just in case you're troubled, I want you to know Even angels cry If you don't believe my words
New Nsfw Album
Adding some new pics that will be viewable by family only, unless I occasionally feel generous. Sorry folks, that's how it goes. Oh, and don't look if you don't want to know.
Giveme A Reason
This is another lonely morning It feels like another lonely night I'm almost sure I'll give up hoping Or shouldn't I give it one more try Give me a reason To hold on to this love Give me a reason To stay strong in my heart Show me a reason that I go on Words came straight from the start All alone Give me one good reason A reason to go on Did I just see a tear in your eyes Did I just miss a silent sign Is it the end or is it my mind Making it hard for you to try Give me a reason To hold on to this love Give me a reason To stay strong in my heart Show me a reason that I go on Words are straight from the start All alone Give me one good reason A reason to go on
Save My Soul
I was tempted Like a desperate child Sent out in the world to taste it It was colder than steel Frozen in fields Emptied by the turning of pages Falling like stone Over and over Falling alone Hold on hold on Love, will save my soul someday Love, will save my soul someday Take me away Take me so far away Love will save my soul someday I was trusted like a heart of gold Walked out on this earth to make it Yea, I'm better than bad Stronger than sad Harder than the rock of ages Fallin' like stones Over and over Falling alone Hold on, hold on Love, will save my soul someday Love, will save my soul someday Take me away Take me so far away Love will save my soul someday Fallin' like stone Over and over Falling alone Hold on, oh hold on Love, will save my soul someday Love, will save my soul someday Take me away Take me so far away Love will save my soul Love, will save my soul someday Love, will save my soul someday
Michigan Sucks!!!!
What the hell is goin on with the job market? Michigan sucks!!! There is no work here anywhere unless you are a college graduate with at least a bachelors degree in something. I mean come on, the unemplyment rate in southeastern Michigan right now is over 700,000!!! And there are only about 40,000 jobs available for those 700,000 unemployed people. What is our country coming too when we can't secure emplyment, yet we can send all this money to Iraq for them to "Rebuild" their country. Mr. Bush needs to start worryin about his own people a little more. He is sending all this money over seas, when his own people are starving and begging for work, yet there is neither.
Tweety
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Vip Giveaway?
anyone know of a vip giveaway?? id love to get in on one.. and be able to upload again lol xo
Wedding In The Wrr Tonight !!!!!!
Wedding tonight to join moose and angee in marital bliss is in the WRR at 9cst 10est all are invited. Special thanks to Miss Evil and Warlox and Csc and Dj Darkness for makeing this posible you all are just the greatest!
Oh Boy...tgif!!!!
Just droppin' in to say Hi, and Good Morning to all my Fu friends. Boy....TGIF....I am SO glad, and am definately ready for the weekend. It's work to day for a few hours, but hopefully that will go by rather quickly. I finally did it...been telling myself that I HAD to get a hair cut, my hair was getting so long, and driving me bonkers. I always hate to cut it, because without a perm, I have NO CURL WHATSOEVER! But...I can never afford a cut and perm all at once...about $60 if I have it done. So, I decided to get the cut, and buy my own perm rods, and do the perm myself. Which I have done before. But...trying to roll VERY STRAIGHT hair on perm rods, with everything in the mirror backwards, is next to impossible. Of course, the fact that my hair is short, doesn't help any either. So...needless to say, now I have some very straight hair, until I can find someone to help me roll it and can get the perm done. My friend Cheri will be in tomorrow for a visit. I know she'd be mo
Love
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of four through eight year olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way." "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love." "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth." "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs." "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don’t yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings." "L
Hmmmmm
Wow... so I thought that I actually had a mind of my own. I am told that I am not happy because I don't want to be happy... really??? You think I honestly can control the situation that I am in right now? I was told that I push people away... yes I admit I do! I do not want to let people in to only get hurt even more than I have been in my life. Nobody but myself knows what I have been through in my life... not everything...nor will anyone EVER know what all I have been through. I am sorry if I close myself off to people! It is easier for me to do that rather than allow myself to get hurt again. And I don't care who you are... everyone will eventually hurt someone... if it is intentional or not it will happen. I am sick and tired of being hurt and taken advantage of! IT STOPS NOW! I am living my life to please myself... so if I hurt you in the process I am sorry... but this is my life and there is NOBODY who is going to tell me how to live, feel, or act!
This Woman Should Run For President Written By A Housewife From New
This woman should run for president Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our Nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?..Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession
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Gleaming And Undeniable
there is a gleaming and undeniable evidence that human beings are wholly unlike any other animal in the cosmos - we are a precious mingling of the flesh and immortal fire. we long to be seen, approached, understood and to get into miscief; unconcious of the seductive quality in simple gestures. we try to stir everything up and see if it won't boil over and God won't come down and grab us by the hair. you pick the voices that scold you. you pick those who will turn on you and stick the knife right into your heart. some seem to stand ready, prancing about gleefully, ready to snatch our souls and pinch it between evil little fingers. relentless as ever before. all we can do is hope that the angels and saints intervene. there is a terrible lie in all this, but it makes no difference in the pain that we can feel. when do we become weak? why the sinking feeling in our stomach, the thinkness in our throat, the heat of tears in our eyes? why the tight knot of tension inside us expandin
Pollution Of Words And Money
words are our means of communication, that which raises man above beasts. we can think, we have concepts, we can write and pass our beliefs from one land to another, one generation to the next. pollute our relationships with flattery and manipulation, our languages with lies, propaganda, self-serving use of images, the prostitution of words and meaning, and we can no longer reach each other. we become isolated. nothing is real. we drown in a morass of the sham, the expedient. Deceipt, corruption, and betrayal---the lowest circles of hell. ever since man aquired goods and leisure, specialized his skills and learned to cooperate one with another for everyone's benifit, we have used a common means of exchange----money. in fact, ever since we began anything one could call civilization and learned that we are more than a collection of individuals, each for himself, and formed the concept of community, money has been pivotal. pollute that, and you strike at the root of all society.
Sorry About Music Lyrics
Hi all, Hello all Iam writting this blog to tell you why i put up music lyrics in my blogs. One reason why I do it is because Iam in a mood. I dont know what it is about music that gets me in and out of moods Iam in its werid, Its like if Iam in a good mood I will lsiten to some CCR or Ealges If Iam in a bad mood I will listen to soem SLipknot or Mudyavne. I guess music is a kind of a mood ring if you will of my life. The other reason why is because I like the song yep thats it. I out them up in my stash witch i have to go though because 99% of them are not working because of youtube. Yes its mostly rock to because thats what i grew up with my brothers and sisters and thats where i got most of my influences from. If i really in a mood and like the son it will come here to my blog. Well Iam blog happy trying to keep my mind off shit that is going on what else is new MY SO CALLED LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking For Reason...
I stand alone bleeding With my heart in my hands Looking for a reason To breath again. The days move slowly And it looks like the end I don't have the strength To love again. My mind spins madly but I go nowhere- Smothered by a world of hurt and pain. I'm sinking in this hell The one you made for me- It won't be long and I will breath again. (c)Michelle Hacker 2007
Family (freak) Circus
Last week, I finally got disowned by my parents.It's been a long time coming.  As I have (IIRC) mentioned before, I have been unable to go to my family's Christmas gathering for a few years.  My sister had disowned me even before that.Anyway, this tantrum is a repeat of several other ones that my parents have pulled.  This time, though, I will NOT try to reconcile with them.  On top of that, I will not talk to them anymore unless if they apologize.  And I don't see that happening...tag: family -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with    
Tattoo Contest
go vote for my ink in this tattoo contest http://fubar.com/images.php?u=837718&albumid=484896
Drama
What is it with people who think that they need drama in their lives 24/7. I have pics on my profile that I choose who views them, right? Don't contact me and argue with me because you cannot view some of my pics anymore. Grow up and get a life. I hate DRAMA!
Please Give Me Your Rate And Comment
Hey guys I really really really want to win! Please take some time out to help me out!!! Just click on the pic and rate it and then comment it! All of it counts. I hope I can count on you to help me out. Let me know if you are in any contest and I would be happy to help you out!
Just Something To Think About
well all we wanted to say thanks to friends and family for helping us get over the fresh meat hump...even though fubar won't allow couples to share a profile know that that is what we are. a couple we share with those who share with us and yes we will be adding new nsfw pics to the albums but for now we just want to see if people actual read and comment on these blog thins.lol anyways one and all have a great day/night and feel free to shout at us as we will respond back as soon as we recieve them hugs kisses and licks to all you sexy people
Ventriliquist Joke... Lol...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee." **************************************************** Geezzzzz... Glad I am not considered a blondie!!! lol
That's Bullcrap!
My boss doesn't think I look like my father. :(
Trust Issue? Or Lies Hidden Behind A Faked Truth
Lately I havent really been trusting anyone. I have been used and led on and hurt all in the past. I give people the benefit of the doubt. In hopes that the good I see is actually a true thing. Its hard to trust someone you dont actually know or havent met. It sucks I know, cause it is all in your head that what if this happened what if that happens and it screws with your emotions. All I want in life is to finish college, get a better job. I like the one I am at now but I want to be in my CJ field.. and soon lol. Meet someone and fall madly in love, advance in life. eventually get married and have a kid or two. and that is not now!!! lol... I have people that love me.. and I love them just the same.. But the question always remains.. are they being true to you.. Just a thought..
My Joke,i Made It Up..i Think!
How do Dyslexic people have sex? They do it backwards! :D Rock n Roll
A Poem About Summer!! Lol....
I found this beautiful summer poem and thought it might help make your day. It did me, and it's very well written. ENJOY! "Summer" a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre SHIT! It's Hot!
My Personal Being As Brew
SINCE THE AGE OF 16YRS OLD , I HAVE BEEN IN THE NURSING FIELD , AND IT HAS REALLY CHANGED .WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME IS PERSONAL AND HURTS MY SELF BEING AS A PERSON . CLICKS WENT OUT IN HIGH SCHOOL AND GRADE SCHOOL . ISN'T IT SAD , IT CONTINUES TODAY . AND I GUESS , AS A WOMEN AND WHAT I BELIEVE WILL ALWAYS BE AS IT IS , IF I WANTED TO BE REVENGEFUL YES I COULD BE , BUT , ITS NOT MY NATURE , AND YES , I CAN GET PISSY WHO HASN'T , AND I WILL , NOT CHANGE FOR NO ONE . AND ITS HURTS SO BAD , THAT PEOPLE ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE TO ME . YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY . BECAUSE MINE IS NOT GOOD AT ALL . HUGS CHERIE AKA BREW
Sexy!!!!
Go to Ruby's page to see her new, nekkider album... It's so worth it. tell her Persia sent you! Ruby Cairo {SSDC}@ fubar
Teddy Bear's Picnic
YAY i love the song http://12121.hostinguk.com/teddybear.htm
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The Joker's Wild
CHOOSE TO HAVE A BABY. THEY MIX THEIR SPEM, THEN HAVE A SURROGATE MOTHER ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED.WHEN THE BABY IS BORN, THEY RUSH TO THE HOSPITAL. TWO DOZEN BABIES ARE IN THE WARD, 23 OF WHOM ARE CRYING AND HICCUPPING. ONE , OVER IN THE CONER IS SMILING CONTENTEDLY AND SWEETLY GURGLING. A NURSE COMES BY AND TO THE GAYS' DELIGHT,SHE POINT OUT THE HAPPY CHILD AS THEIRS."ISN'T IT PRECIOUS" RIDLEYSAYS TO PEARSON,"ALL THESE UNHAPPY CHILDREN AND OURS IS SO HAPPY." THE NURSECOMES OVER AND FLATLY SAYS," OH, SURE, HE'S HAPPY AS A CLAM NOW,BUT JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE PULL THE PACIFIER OUT OF HIS ASS."
Floods In The Midwest!
Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I am in the midwest and part of the all the dang flooding and rain. I am fine so far. Just everything else is being affected by the storms. We are getting power surges quiet often and its starting to affect the phone lines. I have DSL and its making my internet run really really slow, if I get any kind of connection at all. It took me an hour to get on this morning. If you want to call me, call my cell number and hopefully there will be reception. Dont bother callin the house number right now. Its all staticy or has a huge hum and no one can hear a thing. I know these are petty things compared to what some of the counties around me and the states are going through, but just wanted to let you know if I am not around that is why. If you want to see whats going on here in Iowa and the surrounding states you can go to our local newstation website. Its kcci.com They are suppose to have updates on things, but I havent looked at it, I see en
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7
Come Out And Meet Me :-)
So, everybody on here always wants to meet me-here's your chance!!! I'll be partying it up with KILO 94.3 today at XXXtremes in Colorado Springs. Here's your chance to show your support for your local scene, and your only local pornstar. I'll be at XXXtremes from 4-6pm to sign my DVDs, and meet and take pics with fans. I'd love to see you there!
Two Muslim Mothers
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing. This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now." The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby." Mom says, "He's a martyr now." "Oh, so sad, my dear." Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born." Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too." "Oh gracious me," says the second mother. "And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18." Mom whispers. "Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says, "They blow up so fast, don't they
Ppl
Great people are just ordinary people with great desires
Love/hate
The opposite of love is not to hate but to separate. If love and hate have something in common it is because, in both cases, their energy is that of bringing and holding together—the lover with the loved, the one who hates with the hated. Both passions are tested by separation
Life And Its Ups And Downs
OMGGGG!!! WHERE DO I START.......WHAT AN EXCITING,INTERESTING DAY I HAD.MY MORNING DEFFINATELY STARTED OUT GREAAAAT TODAY.WOOOO HOOOO,LOL....OK I GUESS I CANT KEEP ANYONE IN SUSPENSE ANY LONGER,SO HERE GOES.MY MINDFREAK AND I HAVENT BEEN TOGETHER FOR 2 WEEKS NOW TODAY.SO ANYWAY MY BANKER CALLED ME LAST WEEK N FINALLY HAD NERVE TO ASK ME OUT,SO WE WENT OUT THIS MORNING B4 HE WENT TO HIS MEETING.HE PICKED ME UP IN NEW CADDILAC ESCALADE(WOWWWW)AND OMG ....IS HE SO SWEET,FUNNY,GENTLE,PERFECT GENTLEMAN.HE WASNT AFRAID TO SHOW SIGNS OF AFFECTION IN FRONT OF ANYONE....LIKE STROKING MY HAIR CONSTANTLY,PUTTING HAND ON LEG AS WE SAT AND TALKED AT TABLE. HE WAS VERY INTERESTED IN ME AND WHAT I HAD TO SAY AND MY BROWN EYES HAVE HIM HOOKED HE SAID. PLUS HE THINKS IM VERY CUTE N SWEET(YAY ME,LOL).HES VERY NICE LOOKING,DRESSES WELL,HAS CLASS N MONEY(BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT, I LIKE A NICE SMILE N EYES,WHICH HE HAS BOTH)AND IS VERY SOFT SPOKEN.WE HAD A VERY NICE LONG TALK,HE WAS VERY EASY TO TALK TO
Alrighty Then...
Ok, I might have actually found work again. I have an interview at 4pm. Hopefully, by tonight I will be working albeit part-time but at least its work...J.
Well Today My Internet Suck!
I have this really crappy connection today, it keeps going on and off and im a bit afraid that there is thunder in the air and then I´ll end up with no internet at all and that wouldnt be so nice. Got a letter in the mail today from poetry.com, another one of my poems got selected for publishing...Super! If You feel like lookin at them you can just search on www.poetry.com for elin warnecke, its just me with that name there, and if you wonder what my poems about well just ask, im an open kinda person.. Had a great talk with someone yesterday and I look forward to talkin again, lol you know who you are.. Hope that you all are fine and that your hearts beat fast when you look at my nsfw pics lol.. Bear with me I think that those are as far as ill go because I prefer that someone sees all me in person, while gettin it on lol.. Nah, Im kinda picky too. So the people that i fanned should feel special, I really mean it. Unless I took it away..lol. Hugs and Kisses to all wh
Hurricane Dean
Hurricane Dean passed Jamaica's south coast on Sunday afternoon/evening. It was devastating. Numerous houses suffered extensive damages caused by heavy winds which were, at times, up to100mph. There was heavy rainfall which caused low lying areas to be flooded. Cleanup excercises are now underway. The island is now under a state of public emergency as there are many areas that are still without electricity and water. GOD help us all....
Going Home
We have about 4 days or so untill we go home. Thats right my Izzy is done with treatment and will get her line out Tuesday. (If you don't know what a line it, its the tubs but into the chest to act as an I.V. so that the person does not have to get stuck every few days.) And so I will be back in Louisiana with both of my beautiful girls. I can't wait. I am so happy I have been doing the happy dance since yesterday!
Bright Lights - Matchbox 20
Wicked Game - Chris Isaac
Please Read... I Did And Freaked
Very important info ..... Google has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter and you will be given the person's name and address. If you then hit Map you will get a map to the person's house.. Everyone should be aware of this! It's a nationwide reverse telephone book. If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming!!! Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried my number and it came up along with the mapquest and directions straight to our house. I did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the same. Quite scary! Please look up your own number!!!!!!! In order to test whether your phone number is mapped, go to: Google ( http://www.google.com/ ) Type your phone number in the search bar (i.e. 555-555-1212) and hit enter. If you want to BLOCK Google from divulging your privat
Sister Weekend Begins!!
Last night we began Sister Weekend. We went to see 5 bands and it was awesome. I got two new cds, a t-shirt, and a feather boa. I'll explain the boa later. Drinks were had, guys were flirted with, fun was had. I want a guitarist of my own!!! I like what they do with the fingers!! Tonight we stay in a drink lots. Tomorrow night we have another show to go to. I really wish I were into random meaningless sex!!
Vermillion Pt 2- Slipknot
One Moment
One moment of pleasure One moment of pain He'll take desperate measures Just to do it again He speaks to you sweetly as he thrusts and thrusts And he fills you completely His eyes full of lust Now the pressure is mounting While you're screaming his name And the minutes are counting As you're playing this game You start to climax As your bodies entwine Then you start to relax As he tells you "you're mine" This dream that you're in
Her True Self
inescapable, unquenchable ecstasy drives her to the brink of ultimate insanity soul crushing, mind blowing intimacy sends her to the edge of unbelievable serenity soaring with him to the end of the world to create a harmony few have heard serving Him, pleasing Him, loving Him presents in her the willingness to be the best she could ever be her every heartbeat dependent on His desire At His feet, she kneels with pride awaiting His command smiling for that is where she belongs serving to her hearts contentment.
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Blogging Helps The Pain...
I'm Not Sure What Is Wrong With Me...All This Shit That keeps Happening Is Doing Nothing But Pushing Me And Pushing Me Further And Further over The Edge...it's Like God Throws Me A Bone And Then My Dog Gets To It Right Before I Reach Out To Grab It...I Hate Being Unhappy...The Worst Part Is I've Never had To Fake A Smile In My Life, Smiling Comes Naturally To Me. But Now I Can't Find A Reason To Smile For Real...And I Don't Feel Like I Have Anyone To Talk To. The People Who Said They'd Be There For Me If I Needed Someone To Cry To Aren't There...Everything Is As I Thought It Would Be, Not For The Good, But No One Can Change Gods Plan....Where Are All My Friends, And Why Don't They Hear Me Crying?
God And All That
(its realllllly long..but A post I made on CT before loosing my other account...I figured it fit here) "God, protect me from your followers." Well, needless to say, it doesn't work, thereby providing concrete proof that God doesn't exist and that prayer doesn't work.(sarcasm) And those who have squeaked through the supernatural protective net have expressed psychosis, which proves that religion creates it. Some of the nutty messages received include the following. These comments are so generic and typical that they apply to basically any blind believer, with the emphasis on blind. • "Your time will come!" This remark could be taken two ways: The friendly interpretation is that someone is wishing me luck. The hateful interpretation is that I am being condemned to judgment by a monstrous god person. • "Eternity is a long time to be wrong!" All freethinkers have heard this retort, which is a more refined version of "You're going to hell!" This comment is p
Proof Mankind Is Getting Dimmer
Once again, humanity points out why it's on the downward spiral, our heyday has already passed. At work I noticed one of those annoying "in memory of #3" stickers on a car. During lunch I asked him why he had it. He said "because Dale Earnhardt was the man!" So in turn you wish to waste some of your rear window real estate to protest this to the world? So let me get this right, a Man, which drove a car really fast in a circle dies, and it's all over the news, t-shirts, banners, stickers, mugs, and flags are made to "commemorate" his passing. And millions weep for the lose of a 'great man' Yet 2 years later the space shuttle explodes during re entry, killing 7 people, including Israel's first astronaut. It gets a small spot on the nightly news, maybe a 30 minute spot on CNN...and it's forgotten. No stickers, no banners, or 'in memory of' plaques made for them to buy. So you can drive a car really fast in a circle and have millions idolize you, or you can fly a ship
Help This Hottie
help this hottie level ONE HOT MAMA 618@ fubar
Verification E-mail
Hi All! I thought I'd start a blog to share with you my thoughts and feelings on life in general. And hopefully you'll feel free to add your own opinions. I look forward to hearing from you! :-D Ok, my first thought is more of a question. I have been waiting for a week to get a verification e-mail from Fubar so I can level up. I know that Baby J and crew are very busy, and that I'm not the only member on this site. But geeeeez! I keep getting messages to verify my e-mail, but I can't do that until they send me one. Has anyone else run into this? If so, how did you handle it? Ok, your turn! :-)
Tat Contest
my tat is in a contest an i need help please comment it
Heaven's New Policy
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. The next day at 12:01, the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly said to the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died." "No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife half naked. She appeared to be having an affair, but her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers unti
Im Serious He Needs Help
christopher@ fubar to all my friends if u help out my brother i would be so thankful cause dam he needs help and if there is any doctors in the house or shrinks he needs that too i know im his sister lmao
Sex On The Beach
Who The Fuck Cares
Matthew G. Nunnemaker This Poem Is For You You jerk!! I Still Don't Know Why You Made Me Write Such A Sad One....You're Crazy Kiddo But I Love You Anyway. Does It Even matter If I'm Truely There? Would You Stop To Notice Me Or Do You Even Care? If I Dissapeared From Here To Some Nonexistant Place. Would You Remember The Sound Of My Voice Or That Smile You Put On My Face? Softly I Cry Out For You They Say The Pain Will Go. But Still I'd Sit And Wait For You Time Passes By So Slow. But I'll Forget About You And How You Took Away My Fears. You'll Soon Be Out Of Memory And Not Thought About In years. ....Hmmm Kinda Makes Ya Sad. I Don't Know WHy I'm Even Asking Cuz It Never Happens...But Feedback Is Always Appreciated.
Perfect Failure Show Tomorrow!
The band has been kicking so much ass lately, it's awesome! I'm so stoked for the show tomorrow. I'm gonna go absolutely nuckin futs up on that stage, and the audience are gonna throw ritalin at me. Niccee. Laterz!
Fuck That Job!
Yeah, so I officially have no job. I was working as a mechanic for F-1 Racing in Boston. I was there for a month. I was hired as a full-time employee, but the they tried to fuck me over. You see, mass just implemented this bullshit law stating that everyone in the state has to have health insurance by the end of the year or they will take your state tax return. The also made a law that stated that every business that has employees who work over 40 hrs. and do not have health insurance must pay $140.00 a week penalty per employee, per week. F-1 then made the decision to drop every part-time employee to 32 hours to avoid the penalty. I thought that sucked for all of the part-timers. Then i found out that they actually put me in the books as a part-time employee!! I went upstairs to fix the mistake when I found out that it was no mistake at all!! They did it on purpose so I would not be e
Sucks...
Today I worked an eight hour day at my regular job, and I'm getting ready to work another eight at my part-time job. I wait tables on the weekend. I'm really startring to loathe the weekends. I hope I make some decent money tonight. The only good thing about my part-time job is the female servers are always fondling me.
Just Fred
Just Fred A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, just how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored b
Bridal Shower
I'm not going to be home tomorrow. My sister and over 20 other women will be invading the house for her bridal shower. Most likely, I'll be going to the mall to see Rush Hour 3. Hugs to everyone, and for those of you within the New York area, have fun at the State Fair because it plans to be 96 tomorrow. Also, I've been asked by some people to put some of my story chapters on FUBAR. I've decided not to do this. If you want to read my story, go to: http://stormdragonz.deviantart.com Nonetheless, enjoy the remaining few weeks of summer vacation. Children go back to school on the 4th, as do I for a college class called World Literature. No clue what it is about.
Hater's
WHEN WE ALL WAKE UP UNLESS WE'VE LOST OUR LYMB'S WE PUT OUR SOCK'S AN SHOE'S ON THE SAME WAY BUT BECAUSE I'M ME U HATE,THE WAY I WALK & TALK GOT U LOOKING AT ME HATING THE WAY I CARRY MYSELF THE WAY I LOVE ME GOT U HATING THE CAR'S I OWNE MY CRIB,AN DA WOMEN DAT'S N MY LIFE GOT U HATING,THATS WHY I'M SO ARROGNANT CUZ MY LIFE GOT U LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M AN ACTOR PLAYING A ROLE,AN WHEN I AM FEELING DOWN U HATAZ PICK MY SPIRIT'S UP CUZ NOW U SMILE CUZ U THINK I'M HURTING FOR SUMTHING BUT U WRONG I JUST DO DAT 2 MAKE YALL HATE ME MORE,THE REASON I'M SO ARROGNANT IS B-CUZ I LET MY HATER'S MOTIVATE ME....."KEEP IT 100"
Lost Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
Contest Help
PLEASE HELP ME IN A CONTEST NEED 10,OOO COMMENTS FOR A 3 DAY BLAST AND CONTEST DOESN'T EXPIRE SO PLEASE HELP ME GET TO 10,000 I AM ABOUT 8500 AWAY, AND NEED EVERYONES HELP!!!!!! CLICK ON PICK OF MY FUBAR WIFEY AND I AND IT SHOULD TAKE YOU TO CONTEST LINK....THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE AND IT WILL BE RETURNED 10-FOLD
Jet Fuel Alcoholics
Bizarre Joke: Jet Fuel Alcoholics Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usally have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, “I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel. ” Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, “How are you feeling? "Tim says he's fine, never felt better. Bob asks, “Do you have a hangover? ” Tim says no. Then Tim says, “Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover. ” Then Bob says, “Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet? ” Tim says, “No, why? ” Bob says, “I'm calling you from Detroit!”
The Love Of My Life
WELL I DONT EVER WRITE ON HER JUST RATE AND CHILL BUT THERES ONE SPECIAL PERSON OUT THERE SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS AND RIGHT NOW WERE FIGHTEN AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT STOP HELL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I GUESS ITLL B OK I HOPE AND THE REASON IM WRITEN THIS IS TO TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU!!!
Gettin Married
So I am gettin married to my ganjalette[Vanessa Williams] and i couldn't be happier but at the same time i have this deep depressed feeling cause she's so far away[in north carolina for those who don't know] but she's movin back after she gets everything straight so that makes me happy.and dollface if you read this i love you with all my heart and with everything i am i hope to make you the happiest you can be. i both love and respect you in every way shape and form and you have my love unconditionally. thank you for always being there for me.
Little League Baseball
Little League Baseball The recent activities of professional athletes are enough to make any sports fan shake their head in disgust and wonder. All the money they make and they can’t stay out of trouble? With accusations of steroids in baseball, football players not being able to stay out of jail, a referee in basketball embroiled in a game fixing scandal, and of course the Vick “thing” makes me want to give up on sports and its high priced pretty boy athletes. Then something strange and exciting happens that brings me back and lets me know there is hope. That phenomenon is called Little League Baseball. As we try to make sense of all that is going wrong in sports, the little league World Series allows to see all that is good in sports and the youth of the world. The emotion displayed by these kids is something you’ll never see in professional sports. The jubilation when they hit a home run or the tears shed when the last out is caught and they don’t win are something that gr
Lost Wife
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a very large supermarket and asked, "You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
Talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over , picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING that you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "what is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I wi
You Don't Deserve My Tears
I found this poem online and I liked it, so I'm sharing it with you. Love Poem You don't deserve my tears © By Jeri-Lynn Foreman For five months I have waited And held all my tears But last night I let them flow I never again wanted to cry for you Because of what you did You don't deserve my tears Because of what you did I Gave up I find no hope in humanity Because of what you did I see no love in a heart I look for the corruption Because of what you did I no longer care I try not to feel I try not to cry You don't deserve my tears Because of what you did I lost the only thing that made me happy You were what got me through each day But because of what you did I don't know what to do All that is left is tears Tears that have been waiting to fall Waiting for me to break Waiting for me to admit That I miss your love But you don't deserve me Because of what you did I am now lost Alone without you or anybody else You don't deserve my tears
Where Are You From
here are you from
What's For Dinner
what's for dinner
I Can't Believe It!
so..I have been hung over most of the day...wow..did I get drunk last night. anyway..apparently I have made an enemy in this contest I am in. A person that befriended me and tried to pretend to be nice has now written this to one of my Real friends curby88: as long as golfer dont win im happy curby88: 2007-8-24 11:52:49 curby88: PARTY LIKE A RO... curby88: i am out LOL..I can't imagine why he would have said that, but I am sure that you guys will help me through this right? I don't care if I win...I just want to make sure he doesn't either. So..once again..please help me out here with this contest would ya? Click the pic and cmoment ok?
How Tall Are You
how tall are you
New Jersey
i know someone who told me about the gateway to hell in new jersey anyone else here of it
There Is No Way...
I could have run out of photo ratings already? Seems like the higher you go in this game, the harder it is to level without any serious help. This is the 7th time I've maxed out at Level 23.
Hmmm
it'll make ya think....i really didn't think ppeople actually read these things. so do ne of yall think you would want to read ne of my shit...i am a writer. i need a soundin bored ne one up for the challenge?
Innocence
Innocence Dusk was settling and darkness looming... Streetlights were shining and the clouds were moving. Innocence met with innocence yet... How sweet what pure innocence can get. Stars in the sky reflected in the eye... Adrenaline running on high. A few more rushed good-byes None quite as sweet as what pure innocence buys. Midnight's burning... Someone's learning. Innocence met with innocence long-lost... Close encounter, respect for Innocence comes at such a high cost Dreams in the daytime... Innocence has been redefined. Sneak a few more stolen moments... This is it and they both know it. Summer heat and knew hope rising... Long-distance promises seem so binding. Innocence meets with new innocence now... Define which is more innocent how? Temptation becomes so great... But Innocence knows this to not be its Fate. Try so hard to say "so long"... Does this Innocence to an innocence that is long gon
= Dreams Suck =
dreams suck bigtime cause you have to eventually wake up. i'm hungover a little, and i guess i smoked too much noodle (see mumms) but waking up from the dreams i was just having really blows dogs. of course, they wern't sexual, you perverts, but they were nonetheless important to me, apparently, otherwise i wouldn't have been dreaming them. *slaps himself* was dreaming of what i don't have. a relationship, pure and simple, with someone normal, yet special, and secure within that relationship to where all was cozy and - well, DREAMY. fucking dreams suck ass. going back to dreaming, maybe it will still be there.... xxxooo -gregg michael
4000 Pts To Go
Okay I have about 4000 pts to go till I level up. It would be really awesome if ya'll could help a girl out and help me. I will return the fav. Thanks bunches
Just A Little Rant
It pains me to see the elder generation,of whom, cared for us as children not getting what I think to be proper care in society....would it kill the GOV to let us take care of them later on in life like they did for us for 18 yrs? would it be wrong to think of an elder type of healtcare so that we can take care of our parents like they did us?
Sad Just Sad
i think we are all adults here so why doesn't anyone act it
The Kill
30 SECONDS TO MARS LYRICS "The Kill" What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? (Oh, oh) What if I fell to the floor Couldn't take all this anymore What would you do, do, do? Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life What would you do? You say you wanted more What are you waiting for? I'm not running from you (from you) Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now, this is who I really am inside. Finally found myself Fighting for a chance. I know now, this is who I really am. Ah, ah Oh, oh Ah, ah Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you, you, you. Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you Come break me down (bury me, bury me) Break me down (bu
Butterflies N Teddybears
Butterflies n Teddybears Butterflies and Teddybears She sucks dick likes she dont care On her back she doesnt care She wont do it just anywhere Gonna find me someone new Gotta find one that likes to blow Rides me hard and suck my toes A little class, a little crude Butterflies and Teddybears Oh her tit and derriere Sexy bras and underwear Makes me drool and makes me smile Now I found me a brand newgirl She's the one that rocks my world Sucks me off like Monica L.... Plays my tool and makes it swell She wants to do it everywhere On the train or in a chair Anytime and Anywhere Name the place, she doesnt care Butterflies and Teddybears Got a woman thats likes to ---- (Ha,Ha) Yeah Butterflies and Teddybears OH HELL YEAH, I can get it anytime and anywhere
I Did This For A Couple
A couple called me today and heard I made a great dinner, they lived by a beach a hour from my house I made me get otu and get my head clear it was their first wedding aniversy . she wanted a romantic dinner for her and husband . So I spiced it up alittle for them tonight.I bought a some round steaks with cooked strawberry sauce over it , with a salad with chives in it and small slice of oranges , made some twice baked potaoes with cheese then I made some choclate moose for them, they love tea and made soem honey orange tea cold ice tea. I turn some dean martin music for them it was romantic, then some journey. they love the taste of music I played for them. Then I sat up awning for them to sit under a white tent like. with white whicker chairs adn they sat out there with a fire made for them. then Then outside I played barry white and some tom jones. they dance to it. I sat up a big tent up for them while they
Blow Me
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
New Here
I have been here for over an hour trying to figure it out. The only thing I have found is that it is gonna take longer than one day.
Friends.
Some how while I am writing this a song magically pops into my head. "Find out who your friends are" I kinda forgot who sings it, but there is one make of it where he has Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney singing with him. So today I had to work, like most days of the week and it was a sucky shift about 3 to 830. So due to labor being high and sales being low they sent me home. I sat around and talked with the scheduling manager about next week since for the majority of it I will be in the middle of nowhere. Then my phone rings and it was my Combichrist ring tone. This is special due to the fact that only my close friends get this ring tone. It was my friend Ace asking me if I was busy and I said no just got off from work. He asked me if I could pick up him and his friend Caleb. I said sure since I had nothing planned for tonight anyways except study for my final tomorrow. So I get to Caleb's house and they were like we need to take Caleb's drum kit or his stepfather may destroy i
Help This Hottie
help my girl with her contest
Now Is The Time For All My Friends To Shine!!!!
To All My Family,Friends,And Fans! As you all know I never ask for any type of help,ratings or comments from anyone. I send out Lots of Comments to Alot of people and never ask for anything in return,except for them to be a friend. Well,the time has come for all of my people to "SHINE" for me,as i am asking you all to go to a very dear Friends profile and extend some of the Love that i send to all,to Her She has been accused of being a "FAKE" and If you know her, you would know that not to be true! She as REAL as the Sun Risin' in the Morning! She has told me she is sick of this. She Told me that she may leave here. If this were to happen. I WOULD BE CRUSHED! All i ask is to stop by and leave a little Love to Her Let her Know that she is supported here. Tell her i sent ya She really needs her spirits Lifted. So,I say to you all My Great Friends,Just give a Little, of what you get from the good people here! Jus
Fuck Fubar!!
Seriously, fubar just sent me an email saying my account will be deleted because of the mums i posted!! OMFG!!! I FUCKING HATE FUBAR!!!
Work Is Overated!!!!!
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Next Time
Next time i cry for you will be the first time you die for me...
A Question For Ya...please Answer It
What does lateral violence mean to you???
My New Diet...
SO I'M STARTING MY DIET TODAY IT'S GONNA BE SO HARD BUT I'M GONNA DO IT..I'M DOING IT FOR MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT MY PICTURES FROM LIKE 12 YEARS AGO AND I WAS SO BEAUTIFUL..NOT THAT I'M NOT NOW BUT I WAS A LOT SEXIER IN MY EYES. MEAT VEGGIES AND CHEESE THAT'S IT..20 CARBS A DAY IS WHAT I'M ALLOWED AND I'M GUARANTEED WITHOUT EXERCISE TO LOSE 3LBS A DAY.. I'M JOINING THE GYM TOO I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET MY BODY BACK AND BECOME HEALTHIER...SO WISH ME LUCK GUYS CAUSE I'LL REALLY NEED IT..I'LL BE POSTING PIX TOO OF MY PROGRESS
Hey Guys And Girls
hey, this is not a good blog, i wish it was . for the last week my pop has been in the hospital, evryday is a touch and go. he is 85 and had to have a hip replacement,,didnt know if he would survive it. well thank god he did. but the after care he got sucked and now he is back in the hospital,,at one point we thought we were going to loose him. between my mom and me we have been looking out for him. my mom is a strong woman ,,thank the lord he gives her strength. but now because of an x ray tech my dads hip is out of place and has to have another surgery,, so i would like to ask a big huge favor from all of you who read this. pllllllllllllllllllllease keep him in your prayers,,,,,he has a blood disorder and is a diabetic,,,,he has a will to live so that is a plus and he is tuff but he is also tired. so please please keep him in your prayers. i also want to take the time to thank my friends on here and on yahoo who have helped me through the last ruff time,,you all have been a lean
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- Chris's Sexy Acronym - Cis for...CaptivatingHis for...HornyRis for...RavishingIis for...IntriguingSis for...Scrumptious The Sexy Acronym Generator at QuizUniverse.com
Hello
how the hell is every one
Help Me Out I Am In A Contest
13,500 To Level
Please only rate blog if you are helping i need to know how many levelers are rating and who is helping on the leveling. Happy Country Girl@ fubar
Why? Why? Why?
Here I sit, once again alone. The trust I had for another is gone. Nothing left inside me, nothing left to feel. Emptiness fills me as the hours gro. Alone again, and on my own. Why do I love? Why do I care? I know that the truth is noone out there cares?? I am sick of this hurt and pain that fills me. I am sick and tired of all this dispair. I wish I could run, I wish I could fly. Away from the pain that fills me inside.
Why Do People Bother?
Why do people bother checking someone out, then do nothing at all... at least rate for chrissake... That's what I do if it's someone that I haven't been to before.
Sitting Here
Sitting here looking out my window waiting for another day to go by. Sitting here just another momental picking my brain and wondering why. Another day gone what i do worng is not like before. Sealing in a room just like a tomb, locked behind the door. Theres no way out of this burning hell so i must struggle with time. theres no way out of this burning hell this pain is truly mine...... Ok now that that is out of the way.. i used to get out of bed everyday thinking this is how my life had to be. No changing the little things that were right in front of me.. To my suprise i does not have to be.. change is so easy if your greet it with an open mind!
The Wedding Plans!!!!!
Site: To be determined. Outside. The wedding prayer: Cherokee Prayer "God in heaven above please protect the ones we love. We honor all you created as we pledge our hearts and lives together. We honor Mother Earth and ask for our marriage to be abundant and grow stronger through the seasons. We honor fire - and ask that our union be warm and glowing with love in our hearts. We honor wind - and ask we sail through life safe and calm as in our father's arms. We honor water - to clean and soothe our marriage– that it may never thirst for love. All the forces of the universe you created, we pray for harmony and true happiness, as we forever grow young together. Amen." Possible Wedding Vows (Will change a little): GROOM STEP 1: O’ my beloved, our love has become firm by your walking one with me. Together we will share the responsibilities of the lodge, food and children. May the
One Love...
One Love So many times Love went south Down into the valley Of the shadow of doubt My faith was failing, My hope was gone I wandered In the wilderness All alone You came to me Like a revelation In your arms I found salvation One love Took me to The mountaintop Showed me a world I'd never seen One love took me Down to the riverside Opened my heart And washed me clean Nothin' less than A miracle Sent from heaven above One love I'm amazed by The wonder of you The clouds all open, And the light comes through All my life I had never guessed That anyone could Ever be so blessed I feel brand new, I've been revived All I want to do Is testify One love Took me to The mountaintop Showed me a world I'd never seen One love took me Down to the riverside Opened my heart And washed me clean Nothin' less than A miracle Sent from heaven above One love
Things To Ponder
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY 1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR..... 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. 6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? 7. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP? 8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION? 9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? 10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?" 11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT? 12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES? 13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK? 14. WHY DO THEY LOCK
The Nightingale...
Yesterday I thought that I walked alone And that love Was just a memory But a nightingale Followed me back home And my love was waiting There for me I had lost my faith As lovers often do When the storm clouds Gather overhead But the nightingale Sang a note so true That I knew I'd lost My fear instead And to think that I said Love was for fools And that time would never Heal these old wounds But the nightingale saved A prayer for me In the twilight he played A faithful tune I have heard the lark Over in the vale And I've heard The lonesome whippoorwill But the sweetest song Is the nightingale's And I know I'll Never get my fill
Now That I've Found You...
Now That I've Found You Terri Clark How can I believe That my heart would find Someone like you You see me, The real me No in bewteens, I had nowhere to hide You took away the Walls around me Made me feel safe To share my truth I see the heavens open, A heart that once was broken Is holding nothing back Now that I found you You hold me like a prayer, You touch me everywhere A lifetime just ain't enough To love you true Now that I found you I do believe We're meant to be Our chemistry will Last forever And through the years We'll see some tears We'll conquer fears And together we will grow Look through your eyes They tell me I no longer have To be alone I see the heavens open, A heart that once was broken Is holding nothing back Now that I found you You hold me like a prayer, You touch me everywhere A lifetime just ain't enough To love you true Now that I found you I see the heavens open, A heart that once was broken
Ahkmed The Arab
Subject: FW: AHKMED THE ARAB Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and was here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?" The doctor said, "You were homesick
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Why Orgasm Exsist?
QUESTION: Why do orgasm exist? ANSWER: Because, otherwise, we wouldn't know when to stop fucking! _dYaNiKa_
Why I'm Sad.
Today....my wife, the love of my life, left me. Although it was on good terms(as good as it can be I guess) it still hurts alot. I guess we just grew apart over the years and I know I wasn't the easiest person to live with sometimes. (Two souls that were joined as one are now torn apart...And a great love is undone.)
I Love You All* You Are All Gifts... Live Your Best Life***
Happiness is never something you get from other people. The happiness you feel is in direct proportion to the love you give."
My Daughter
All about being a Mother Current mood: loved Category: Life I love Kylee, she is my world , My life My happiness. to be 100% honest , I would be DEAD , if it wasn;t for her birth. I love that child more than ANYBODY could ever understand.. I still check on her 7-10 times a night after I put her to bed,. I worry if she is covered , I worry if she is cozy, I JUST worry!!! My Kylee is ALL that keeps me alive. Keeps me thinking of all the tommorow's.... yes I worry that I am creating a spoiled brat, because I am there for EVERY beck and call . If she say's mama I come running. My baby girl is all I have that makes me happy, that I can trust ,That I know loves me back..Her smile, OMG her smile, warms my heart , and when she gives me kisses and hug's , I am soo happy and Warm inside I could cry. I don't know how to describe what all happiness my 2 yr old gives me. I don't know where I am going with this, I just got back from checking on her and covering he
Bombing Contest
Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FROM THE TIME THERE IS 15 ENTRIES FOR 10 DAYS MOST COMMENTS WINS. RULES ARE NO DRAMA, NO NSFW AND SELF BOMBING IS ENCOURAGED. Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com 1ST PLACE = 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIC 2AND PLACE = 3 DAY BLAST 3-5 TH =TICKER SEND BRI A PM OR A SHOUT BRI GUY FAN,ADD AND RATE ME@ fubar
I Have Another Chance
please listen to this song... i have been walking like this girl with her heart here and there... (insert subliminal message to an orange someone here that said hello to me almost 3 months ago like the guy in the video... and no, this person didn't walk away) ♥ tomorrow morning is my graduation celebration, i'll take pics and post them in the afternoon
You See...
Walmart and me... we have a hate-hate relationship. They don't like me, and I don't like them. Ok so maybe that's way overly dramatic but it fits for the last two days. We were supposed to do shipment audits for 7 days straight on set schedules. This is a brand new thing for both companies so of course there were some changes happening with both programs and scheduling. Sucks, but understandable to a degree. Whatever, I was getting paid to sit around right? Anyways, yesterday I get to the store at about 1130am to do my first afternoon shift. The idea was to work from noon until 8 or 9- since it shouldn't have taken too long to count the truck and do the variance report. Their store manager figured they didnt have enough people so I agreed to let her people unload the truck before we started counting, which was against procedures. Fucking stupid idea. It looked good on paper but fuck me sideways we didnt get done counting until fucking 11pm. A bunch of bullshit following including a
#1
these hungry children can only enjoy the bitter taste of blood now i see why the little girl never smiles the malnourished bodies of poverty they came to clutch my dreams brushing against the shadows there's a sparkle in her eye something hopeful rises in me or is it nothing? i've nvr been so close to reality...
On The Prowl
Gonna getcha! The kitty is on the prowl tonight! First time in a long time, I slip by ya on the dance floor and chills run down your spine as you watch my tattoos disappear into the crowd... I'm going out tonight... Can you stand it? I can... If you can't stand the heat get out of my fucking kitchen!
Have A Heart And Read
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: KaYlA aNn aka Bunny Date: Aug 24, 2007 2:20 PM Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to trip over your shoes in the middle of the floor. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't i eat?SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.
Gone For 2 Weeks
To all my family, friends, fans, and future all of what i just listed...lol, i will be away from fubar starting tomorrow the 25th for the next two weeks, I shall return, so please still show my page love I will return the favor when I return. Hope everyone has a good weekend and good weeks to come. When it rains i will be thinking of you...inside joke...lol....Talk to everyone later.....Bye for now.
Why Women Take So Long In The Ladies Room
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To take your mind off y
Counting Crows - A Long December
A long december and theres reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last I cant remember the last thing that you said as you were leaven Now the days go by so fast And its one more day up in the canyons And its one more night in hollywood If you think that I could be forgiven...i wish you would Na na na The smell of hospitals in winter And the feeling that its all a lot of oysters, but no pearls All at once you look across a crowded room To see the way that light attaches to a girl And its one more day up in the canyons And its one more night in hollywood If you think you might come to california...i think you should Na na na Drove up to hillside manor sometime after two a.m. And talked a little while about the year I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower, Makes you talk a little lower about the things you could not show her And its been a long december and theres reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the la
Tom Petty - Its Good To Be King
It's good to be king, if just for a while To be there in velvet, yeah, to give 'em a smile It's good to get high, and never come down It's good to be king of your own little town Yeah, the world would swing if I were king Can I help it if I still dream time to time It's good to be king and have your own way Get a feeling of peace at the end of the day And when your bulldog barks and your canary sings You're out there with winners, yeah, it's good to be king Yeah I'll be king when dogs get wings Can I help it if I still dream time to time It's good to be king and have your own world It helps to make friends, it's good to meet girls A sweet little queen who can't run away It's good to be king, whatever it pays Excuse me if I have some place in my mind Where I go time to time
Do You Love Me Enough?
Ok I want to know how many people are out there that would do this for me. SEND ME SOME SEXY SHIT BE DIFF. LOOKING TO SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE A PIC WITH A PAPER THAT SAYS TEXAS GODDESS AND SEND IT TO ME. 1. BE SEXY. 2. SOmething to write on....... 3. WRITE TEXAS GODDESS ON YOU OR SOME PAPER MAKE IT NICE BUT BE DIFF AND SEXY HOLDING THE PICTURE. 4. TAKE THE PIC AND SEND IT. 5. I will post in a picture slide. 6.THANK YOU>>>>>> THANK YOU
~~abused Women~~
OLD ETHEL > Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved > to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and > getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. > Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a > picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually > joined in. > One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door > opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. > "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that > thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat > wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down > the hall. > As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, > weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got > proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink > coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, > Ma'am." > As Ethel neared the
U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
I have climbed the highest mountains I have run through the fields Only to be with you Only to be with you I have run I have crawled I have scaled these city walls Only to be with you But I still haven't found What I'm looking for But I still haven't found What I'm looking for I have kissed honey lips Felt the healing in her fingertips It burned like fire This burning desire I have spoke with the tongue of angels I have held the hand of a devil It was warm in the night I was cold as a stone But I still haven't found What I'm looking for But I still haven't found What I'm looking for I believe in the Kingdom Come Then all the colors will bleed into one But yes I'm still running. You broke the bonds You loosened the chains You carried the cross And my shame And my shame You know I believed it But I still haven't found What I'm looking for But I still haven't found What I'm looking for
All That I Have
i have nothing else to give to you... this is all that i have. oh i do wish i can please you... but this is all that i have. i wish there was more to say... but this is all that i have. i want to share the world with you... but this is all that i have. nothing else will matter... as long you are all that i have.
Life Is So Joyful
When you have green tea Mochi Ice cream
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place. Even your emotions have an echo In so much space And when you're out there Without care, Yeah, I was out of touch But it wasn't because I didn't know enough I just knew too much Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Probably And I hope that you are having the time of your life But think twice, that's my only advice Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are, Ha ha ha bless your soul You really think you're in control Well, I think you're crazy I think you're crazy I think you're crazy Just like me My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb And all I remember is thinking, I wanna be like them Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun And it's no coincidence I've come And I can die when I'm done But Maybe I'm crazy Maybe you're cra
Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation
A little less conversation, a little more action please All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me Satisfy me baby Baby close your eyes and listen to the music Drifting through a summer breeze Its a groovy night and I can show you how to use it Come along with me and put your mind at ease A little less conversation, a little more action please All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me Satisfy me baby Come on baby Im tired of talking Grab your coat and lets start walking Come on, come on Come on, come on Come on, come on Dont procrastinate, dont articulate Girl its getting late, gettin upset waitin around A little less conversation, a little more action please All
When We Make Love
ALabama WHen We Make Love There's a light, in your eyes tonight. You know I know that look anywhere. You got plans, and I'm one lucky man. Before we get so carried away, Theres just something I've been wanting to say. When we make love Its more to me than just an affair I want you to know how much I care When we make love Oh its such a precious time We share our hearts, our souls and our minds... When we make love Oh yea..... Watching you, make your little moves Well I can tell its gonna be a long night All day long, we keep holding on It couldn't be any better than this I got it all in my fingertips When we make love Oh, its more than just an affair I want you to know how much I care. When we make love Oh, its such a precious time We share our hearts our souls and our minds... These moments..these feelings..mmmmmm When we make love Its more to me than just an affair I want you to know how much I care When we make love Oh, its
Panic! At The Disco - Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the lights are dimming and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress? Well think of what you did, and how I hope to God he was worth it When the lights are dimming and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin. I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie, you had me Girl I was it look past the sweat, a better love deserving of Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat No no no, you know it will always just be me Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster! So testosterone boys and harlequin girls Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close? So testosterone boys and harlequin girls Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close? So I guess we're back to us, so cameraman swing the focus! In case I lost my train of thought where was it that we last left off? Let's pick up pick up Oh n
Live-----lightning Crashes
Worst Day
Fuckin worst day ever!!!! Current mood: frustrated I woke up with a bad ass headache around noon! Ok damn.. i can deal with that. I went to lunch with mom and dess.. and my check got cashed.. good paycheck.. I can deal with that .... It's when i walked into fuckin work that my day went to hell. I went to grab my headset from jen's office and fuck! I got asked to stay.. APPARENTLY there is an issue with my breaks and me takin to much of an extension of them. 2 1/2 hours over how long my breaks were to last total. This is a big issues because it's considered fuckin time fraud. Store mgt demanded a reason why and i couldn't really give them one to be honest. I've been really stressed out, dealing with a buncha things in my personal life and i just let it interfere in my job. I lose track of time or i've got a headache/stomachache from the stress and i take the extra mins to sit and relax. I DUNNO! All I know is that I had to write a letter to corporate mgt expl
~~women's Headache Problem Solved~~
There was this little wife who had been suffering severe headaches for a long time and nothing she did would ease the pain. One night she came home from work, all smiles and happy and announces to her husband that she no longer has that terrible headache. "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." "Well, that is wonderful" the husband replied. His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and say
Worst Day
Fuckin worst day ever!!!! Current mood: frustrated I woke up with a bad ass headache around noon! Ok damn.. i can deal with that. I went to lunch with mom and dess.. and my check got cashed.. good paycheck.. I can deal with that .... It's when i walked into fuckin work that my day went to hell. I went to grab my headset from jen's office and fuck! I got asked to stay.. APPARENTLY there is an issue with my breaks and me takin to much of an extension of them. 2 1/2 hours over how long my breaks were to last total. This is a big issues because it's considered fuckin time fraud. Store mgt demanded a reason why and i couldn't really give them one to be honest. I've been really stressed out, dealing with a buncha things in my personal life and i just let it interfere in my job. I lose track of time or i've got a headache/stomachache from the stress and i take the extra mins to sit and relax. I DUNNO! All I know is that I had to write a letter to corporate mgt expl
Soggy Bottom Boys - I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow
In constant sorrow all through his days! I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, The place where I was born and raised. The place where he was born and raised! For six long years, I've been in trouble. no pleasure here, on earth I've found. For in this world, I'm bound to ramble, I have no friends to help me now. He has no friends to help him now! It's fare thee well, my old true lover, I ne'er expect to see you again. For I'm bound to ride, that Northern Railroad, Perhaps I'll die upon this train. Perhaps he'll die upon this train! You can bury me in some deep Valley, For many years, there I may lay. Then you may learn to love another while I am sleeping in my grave While he is sleeping in his grave! Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger, My face you'll never see no more. But, there is one promise that is given, I'll meet you on God's golden shore. He'll meet you on God's
~~wine Vs. Water~~
Wine vs. Water I read today that in a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria FFound in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
Sylvia H ( From Stash )
This is the same note from stash. Now at this time. You are my only true lover. My heart will always tells u that I love you very fucken much with all my fucken heart.. Dont let the chain release. Hope you love this note. Love you babe..
Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower
There must be some kind of way out of here Said the joker to the thief Theres too much confusion I cant get no relief Businessman they drink my wine Plow men dig my earth None will level on the line Nobody of it is worth Hey hey No reason to get excited The thief he kindly spoke There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke but uh But you and I weve been through that And this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now The hours getting late Hey Hey All along the watchtower Princes kept the view While all the women came and went Bare-foot servants to, but huh Outside in the cold distance A wild cat did growl Two riders were approachin And the wind began to howl Hey Oh All along the watchtower Hear you sing around the watch Gotta beware gotta beware I will Yeah Ooh baby All along the watchtower
Some Insight Into Me
Well, as my first blog, it will be a totally fucked up one. Work=blows. People=Blows Fubar=not so bad... Anyways. This site is actually pretty fucking cool. A majority of people are hot AND kind. WOW that is a shocker really. People in the real world are devoured by material things, wealth of course, and their nack for loving themselves too much, haha. anyways my point is. Fubar, you rock. So this site gives me a chance to actually have fun without dealing with these slimy fucks. Chow. -King of Swing

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