Fubar Blog Posts 4

Voice
Thinking about the meaning of my life, I found that I'm one of those persons, Who born to love, but die for it too. I thought, I want some 'pretty' love with bubbles in the air and flowers in my hair? But fast a voice in my head replied; "No!, You don't"... I asked 'Why?' And she said; 'Because your world isn't 'pretty', Isn't normal because isn't still...' While I was so confused, after hearing that answer that voice started to speak again... 'Look deeply inside yourself, why You want to be like me?, why You want to be blind, and walk without know where you are going?...' And I said; 'I can't answer..., I don't know who you are...' 'Don't You? I'm who you were, I'm who you miss, but You have to know that I'll never let you turn into me...' 'Is time to change, don't be afraid, hug your fears and love them as you love your enemies...' 'Run away and never g

More Photos From Our Nashville Trip
Hi everyone....I thought I would share a couple of photos we took on our Nashville trip this past weekend. The first, is one of myself and my manager Angela at The Grand 'Ole Opry. Then, one Angela took of me in front of the building. Myself and Angela in front of The Grand 'Ole Opry entrance in Nashville Peter in front of The Grand 'Ole Opry Another pic of Angela and myself in front of The Grand 'Ole Opry building A pic I took of Angela in front of The Grand 'Ole opry Building

Be Yourself
""People who are simply themselves. Too often there are those who surround themselves with people simply to change the way others view them. They are lacking in their own individuality or creativeness and thus hide behind the glamour and notoriety of others. I prefer people who swim against the mainstream. I prefer people who can laugh at me almost as much as I can laugh at them. I prefer people who can handle complete honesty and give it back in return when I ask for it. I prefer and demand open-mindedness and the ability to look beyond the mere mortal shell and see the true inner beings within the shells.""

The Kiss
""The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - the little, soon-forgotten charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heart-felt compliment, and the countless infinitesimals of pleasurable and genial feeling. When I kiss you I do nothing else. You're my whole universe..and the moment is eternal at that moment I have no plans and I go nowhere. Just kissing you...it's overwhelming. For the decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.""

Lonely
Hey there lonely girl, lonely girl Let me make your broken heart like new Oh, my lonely girl, lonely girl Don't you know this lonely boy is for you Ever since he broke your heart, you seem so lost Each time you pass my way How I long to take your hand and say don't cry I'll kiss your tears away You think that only his two lips can kiss your lips And make your heart stand still But once you're in my arms you'll see No one can kiss your lips the way I will

Knife In The Back
Lust was the poison in your venomous kiss, Photos burning through my mind I reminisce. That dreadful day I knew love did not exist, My world shattered into the darkest abyss. My eyes were deceived by her wicked grin, A knife in my back pierced through my skin. Echoing the airwaves an eerie song on violin, Ripping at my heart and ears she sealed a win. Lost the game she forced upon my aching soul, With the trust she broke and my life she stole. I had loved her and my heart she would console, But she loved another and played a double role. Split between love and lust I began to break, I realized loving her was my biggest mistake. Everything she had offered to me was fake, A lesson learned and a new man will awake.

The Wait
Sadness becomes her. Does anyone care to save her? A pure soul that knows nothing of greed. Hope eludes her, she knows nothing about love. Because love avoids her like a plague. She knows nothing about compassion. She knows nothing about passion. Because there was never anyone around to give her proper attention. A kiss upon the lips is all she needs. A kiss for a girl that knows nothing of greed. A pure soul... there she stands ...waiting as sadness becomes her.

Moon Shadow
The sunset gun booms out in hollow roar Night breathes upon the waters of the bay The river lies, a symphony in grey, Melting in shadow on the further shore. A sullen coal barge tugs its anchor chain A shadow sinister, with one faint light Flickering wanly in the dim twilight, It lies upon the harbor like a stain. Silence. Then through the stillness rings The fretful echo of a seagull's scream, As if one cried who sees within a dream Deep rooted sorrow in the heart of things. The cry that Sorrow knows and would complain And impotently struggle to express -- Some secret shame, some hidden bitterness -- Yet evermore must sing the same refrain. Silence once more. The air seems in a swoon Beneath the heavens' thousand opening eyes While from the far horizon's edge arise The first faint silvery tresses of the moon.

Passion's Flames
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire. No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back- no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames.

*sigh*
So i know most of us hate our jobs. I've always fallen in that category and it just seems to get worse. I need something new. I need to change. *fuck* i'm so aggravated all the time. I dunno.. i'm just hoping to hear something good I'm being really impatient, to say the least. not to mention that as a 'wanna be' writer i could not be anymore frustration... I feel like my words are gone. i feel so uninspired .... maybe its because all of my passion is put into my fiance, which isn't a bad thing... its a good thing... i just need to remember that's all i'm askin'. maybe i could force myself.. or maybe i need away time. I need something. heh... *screams*

Man
You know there are so many guyz out there why do they have to be big ( not to be mean to some of you guy) But it like they care about shape size look why cant they see pass that and see what the person is in within. I dont think looks is everthing or shape or size. What is up with hit and run. Why do guy like to do that to us woman why do they have to be pigs and just walk away. I WANT TO KNOW. What do you guyz think about me ? P.S Dont trying to hate on u guyz that are on my friends list or trying to be mean or a bitch

Law Of The Garbage Truck
How often do you let other people's nonsense change and control your mood and life? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, an insensitive employee or a grumpy mate ruin your day? Unless you're the "Terminator," they probably set you back on your heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly he or she can quickly refocus on what's important. I learned this in the back of a taxi. Here's what happened. I hopped in a taxi and took off. As we were driving along all of a sudden a car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. The taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded & missed the car just by inches! This is what happened next. The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused the accident whipped his head around and started yelling bad words at us. Some of the words came with special facial expressions and nasty hand signs. Next is what blew me away. The taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. I mean, he was friendly

You Know U Had Too Much To Drink When.....
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. You have a "happy hour" at home When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car "Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." Your favorite drink is ethanol. "Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" "I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender." You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've n

I Lost 50 Pounds On This Miracle Diet!
Ya just gotta love stupid people Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my Orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the Way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now Enthralled with my story.) Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off

Feelings Of Love
What a joyous feeling it is To have ones Heart a Glow Ans as light as a Heavenly cloud To have the Suns Rays Shining from within ones self To look at each day with such new Hope A Hope for a Bright new day For someone to share this joyous feeling with A hope for someone to Love Yes this feeling is Love The Heavenly glow of ones Heart The sunny shine of the sun One will seek to share this Love With all or just one person For thats the power of Love wrote 10~1~07

Blarg!!!!!!!
Somewhere out there is a person who will understand the simplicity of that statement. I repeat BLARG!!!!!!! Okay now that that is out of my system.... ex's suck....but you know what sucks worse than a new ex? The New Ex's Future Ex.....*chuckles* I feel sorry for both of em. And For totally different reasons. The bad part is while she was busy falling for him, he was still sleeping in my bed, hell they've been sleeping in my bed, but thats cool I got a new bed and it's better, anyway i couldn't have taken it with me and I'm going to a better place. This is my official dig into it. and this is all there will be. Fuck it I hope they're happy In fact I hope they are happy for a long time. Blessings to you both just don't let me see you together cuz um yeah i think it might make me sick, Dude just think of that Fiona apple song and you might know why. LOL It's all good We live We Love We Learn We Move on And then there is Something that my good friend would ca

A Give-away
So my very good friend bucs said when I get 15K on this pic he'll get me a VIP. Special deal for me. lol So if anybody wants to help him, me and yourself actually lol here's the link... Don't have to or anything. No time limit. Just a special give away for me. Should Rate/Fan/Add him anyways cuz he's a good guy. He is always adding movies for everybody to watch. Helping out when he can. Just an all around good guy :)

Daddys Lil Girl
Daddys lil girl Im daddys little girl, He catches me when i fall, He picks me up when im down, He dries my tears when i cry, He will always be with me, I will always be his baby, I could tell him anything, and everything, He was my 1 true friend, He believed in me, trusted me, and supported me in everything i did, So how could i see my life without him in it? He was a sensational father, and great best friend, i could confide in him always, he never dissapointed me, i always tried to make him proud to sum all this up............... I WILL ALWAYS BE MY DADDYS LIL GIRL!

Return Requested See Why, Please Repost
A Return is Requested....You'll see why! Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a s

Show Em Some Love
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Chicken Cordon Bleu Sandwich
If you love the entrée chicken cordon bleu then you will love this sandwich. Serve this with some sweet potato fries or some regular fries and you will have an outstanding meal. Ingredients 6 oz. chicken breast, boneless and skinless Flour 1 1/2 Tbs. oil 2 oz. ham, sliced 1 1/2 oz. Swiss cheese, sliced 1 Kaiser bun Lettuce Directions Heat the oil in a heavy skillet. Dredge the chicken in the flour. Add to the skillet and cook until tender and lightly browned. Place on a cookie sheet. Top with the ham and cheese. Place under the broiler until the cheese has melted. Place on the bun and garnish with the lettuce.

This Is A Recipe For A Lot Of People, So It's Great To Make For A Party...
This is a recipe for a lot of people, so it's great to make for a party... Ingredients: 4-5 lb. chuck roast 1 tsp. salt 1/4 C. brown sugar 1/4 Cup vinegar 1/4 Ccup Worcestershire sauce 1 8 oz. can tomato sauce 2 Cup water 1 onion, chopped Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place all above ingredients in heavy Dutch oven, cover and bake for 4 hours. Remove from oven and skim off fat, take out bones, gristle and fat. Shred meat with a fork and serve over hamburger buns. Yield: about 25 sandwiches

... This Is Not Good
I have a lot of CDs, some audio, some mp3 discs, etc., of varying ages. (The oldest are holding up fairly well but I have made backups... of most of them in fact...) Still, backups of discs I made a few years ago are, as some have predicted, becoming less and less readable- I've started to have to make backups of them. It may be too late for some of them, as I find this evening. So it goes! (Edit: though at the moment I'm not backing them up, I'm putting them on my iPod *g*)

Cream Of No Nuts Soup
This beautiful creamy, velvet, rich soup is wonderful by itself or served with a grilled salmon steak with herb salad. Ingredients: 2 Cup Chicken stock 2 Cup 1/2 & 1/2 ( half cream and half milk) 2 Tbs.ve oil 2 Tbs. butter 1/4 Cup sweet onion - chopped 2 Tbs. garlic - chopped fine 1/4 Cup flour 1 tsp. lemon juice Directions: In an 8 qt sauce pan, put chicken stock into pan on medium heat. In skillet, get pan hot and Put olive oil in, add sweet onions and garlic until tender, Add butter and melt to a light yellow color. Add flour, ( be sure to coat all flour with oil and butter), add 1/2 & 1/2 slowly, making sure to wisk at the same time. This will give you a creamy look and feel to your soup that will be unforgetable. Remove from heat. Add lemon juice to chicken stock. Add chicken stock slowly, (Chicken stock should almost be at a boil) while wisking. Return to heat for thicking. Thicking to desire taste, salt ( koser ) and pepper to taste. Serve with crusty bread and WO

Johnny Cash Lyrics
There once was a man who just couldn't cry He hadn't cried for years and for years Napalmed babies and the movie love story For instance could not produce tears As a child he had cried as all children will Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan Things got bad, but he couldn't cry His dog was run over, his wife up and left him And after that he got sacked from his job Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob His novel was refused, his movie was panned And his big Broadway show was a flop He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail Oh, but still not a dribble or drop In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered And made to make license plates Water and bread was all he was fed But not once did a tear stain his face Doctors were called in, scientists, too Theologians were last and practically least They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff But in

First Day Of Autumn
How silently they tumble down And come to rest upon the ground To lay a carpet, rich and rare, Beneath the trees without a care, Content to sleep, their work well done, Colors gleaming in the sun. At other times, they wildly fly Until they nearly reach the sky. Twisting, turning through the air Till all the trees stand stark and bare. Exhausted, drop to earth below To wait, like children, for the snow.

Control Freak
OMG you all. I only just realized that I am indeed a control freak. Thank the powers that be that I understand that there are LEVELS of control. For instance, I want to know what's gonna happen so I can change it. I understand one thing about ME now...I NEED to know what's going to happen. I'm frustrated as hell that we didn't get the RENT house that we wanted. I'll continue looking. But I had my heart set on that place............. I've really just understood my need for control. I want - no I NEED to know what is going on. Then I can decide for myself if it's good for me. Is this wrong?

Pork Chops And Potatoes In Mustard Sauce
This crockpot recipe churns out pork chops dripping with flavor and spice. Ingredients 6-8 pork chops 2 Tbs. cooking oil 1 10 1/2 oz. cream of mushroom soup 1/4 C. chicken broth 1/4 C. country Dijon-style mustard 1/2 tsp. crushed dried thyme 1 clove garlic, minced 1/4 tsp. pepper 2 medium potatoes, cut into thin slices 1 onion, thinly sliced Directions In a skillet, brown, pork chops on both sides in hot oil. Drain. In stoneware combine mushroom soup, chicken broth, mustard, thyme, garlic and pepper. Add potatoes and onion, stirring to coat. Place browned pork chops on top of potato mixture. Cover cook on Low for 10 hours or on High for 5 hours.

Midevil Love Letters Recipe (?)
Midevil Love Letters recipe (?) 125g rice flour 35g plain flour 155g granulated sugar 1 1/2 cups coconut milk (from 1 coconut) 2 eggs 2 egg yolks Sift rice and plain flour into a mixing bowl. Add in sugar and slowly add the coconut milk. Stir until smooth then add the eggs and egg yolks. Whisk until well blended. Strain the batter. Lightly grease love letter moulds with a piece of muslin cloth dipped in oil. Heat mould over charcoal fire. When heated, place the moulds open over a bowl of batter and pour a ladelful of batter onto the mould. Close the mould tightly and bake over charcoal fire for about half a minute on each side. When golden in colour, remove and immediately fold into a quarter. Press lightly with a tin cover to level the surface. Cool and store in an air-tight container or tin. mould means you mold it with your hands. Please, let us know if you try this and how it turnd out. why or why not? TY. ok?

Suicide Is Painless
Through early morning fog I see, visions of the things to be, the pains that are withheld for me. I realize and I can see... that suicide is painless. It brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I please. The game of life is hard to play. I'm gonna lose it anyway. The losing card I'll someday lay, so this is all I have to say. Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I please. The sword of time will pierce our skins . It doesn't hurt when it begins. But as it works its way on in. The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, suicide is painless. It brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I please. A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key. Is it to be or not to be, and I replied 'oh why ask me?' Cause suicide is painless, it brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I please. ...and you can do the same things if you please.

Who I Be
I always try to tell the truth - some times brutally too much I'm big into validation, okay I don’t always agree but I validate your right to feel it and say it I have issues but who doesnt? I really love animals I'm practically addicted to dogz I am a good judge of character even when it turns out I am wrong about that person I love my “original” family to a fault even tho we barely get along I can talk anyone under the table if I am inclined too I think I am a complicated person or perhaps that just what I have been told and now I believe it I sometimes wonder why people like me and then I think that can’t really know me I believe I am one of those people that know a little about a lot of things – so it all comes down to the bluff I always wished I was more special or had a talent that could transcend to help others I am still trying to figure myself out I am so into self-help, motivation, quotes, poetry or any thing that moves my spirit I am as

A Cappella
A Cappella by ParkerDupris © I've never told you this when we were spending serious time together, but way back when I was about ten, it was about this same time of year when I stopped dinner conversation cold one night. I thought my mom was going to drop the holiday ham, right there on the green shag. I had just piped up about a peculiar dream I'd had the night before, when time seemed to freeze at the table. The clanking and chatter had abruptly given way to an arresting silence. If music had been playing somewhere in the background, you would have heard a needle dragging across vinyl before that silence. Grandma recovered first, beaming and starting to say something, but mom cut her off with a smile I knew was fake, even back when I was ten and didn't know that green shag carpeting was awful. With a bit of a forced-pleasant tone in her voice, she told me "I'm sure it was just a dream, Parker". Her look at grandma was the same one she reserved for me when I'd let

Carragh Sìorruidh
Carragh Sìorruidh by Alainn© Beneath the unending circle of the white harvest moon, a ring of highland sandstone sentinels stand guard over a platform of sacrifice. Crystal stars cut through the sky like a swath of iridescence that shines down upon the land with a cold, unearthly light. The chilled air of autumn whistles through the fields of grass, the sea sweeping across the dry land upon its wings. No sound, other than that of the wind and the distant sea, penetrates the circled stones. It is there, standing beside the altar, the sacrifice waits. She has the youth of a maiden: smooth, flawless ivory skin; small breasts, firm yet supple; a perfect figure unmarred by time; and a confidence of immortality only the naivety of youth can hold. Her beauty rivals the glory of the heavens, with eyes the color of blooming heather, a magnificent crown of gilded tresses fall to a pair of shapely thighs, and the aristocratic bones of her face are delicately wrought to be the supreme par

40 Secrets About Myself
: 40 Secrets About Yourself. Be honest no matter what. [One] Who was your last text from? i don't have a cell :( but soon i will [Two] Where was your default picture taken? My house in my room b4 leaving for a party [Three] What's your middle name? Jose [Four] Your current relationship status? Kinda single but not really u know who you are ;) [Five] Does Your Crush Like You Back? idk cant say but it seems like it [Six] What is your current mood? buzzing and feel like dying [Eight] What color shirt are you wearing? im not wearing a shirt [Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, would you? no, everything happened for a reason, no reason to change that [Eleven] Do you drink tea? not really. [Twelve] Ever had a near death experience? twice [Thirteen] Something you do a lot? music!!! listen to and play [Fifteen] Who can you tell anything to? My grandma mother father i love em all. but there are certain limits i can take [

Come Show This Sweetheart Some Love
HEY ALL YOU FUBARIANS COME BY AND SHOW THIS SWEETHEART SOME LOVE HE DESERVES IT COME HELP ME LEVEL HIM UP TO GODFATHER HE HAS HELPED ALOT OF US OUT SO NOW ITS TIME TO HELP HIM SO COME BY AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE $r Whi+e Knigh+~Blondies r/l hubby ~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~@ fubar

Cum Wars Episode 01
Cum Wars Episode 01 by littlejoe1 © I woke up excited at the new adventure in store for the crew and me. We have trained for years for this and now it was finally here....exploring Venus. We stepped out of our ship and onto the rocky surface. It was barren and dismal looking but yet exciting. As we began to look around this new world I noticed a large rock formation that seemed different from the others. I went to investigate. I scrapped off some samples and placed them in my bag. I turned and began to head back when I noticed a light coming from the rock. I went to see where it was coming. As I stood near the rock the ground under me opened and I feel into darkness. When I awoke my arms were chained above me and to a wall. It was dark and I was unable to see around me. Fear took over, as I was unsure of my future. Who did this to me and what were they going to do to me? I heard movement around me but could see nothing. I saw a figure moving towards me but could not see a face.

Annette At The Lake
Annette at the Lake by BlackSnake © I could hardly believe it. In the line at the grocery store was Annette O'Toole, the woman who plays Martha Kent on the TV show Smallvile. She looked thinner than she did on TV, but a really nice bubble butt. I'd say it was perfect, but I was star stuck. Her hair looked true red, not like it was colored or than thing, and she wore a pair of plain tight fitting jeans, a plaid shirt, and white tennis shoes. I would have expected a big star like her to be hiding behind dark sunglasses and a scarf that let you know that she didn't want to be stopped. I really don't think that she cared one little bit. I was buying skim milk, chips, sodas, and a few candy bars. She looked at the magazine rack and chuckled then turned back in line. I think I was the only one who recognized her. She always seemed like the kind of woman that who have been my best lover. I had more than a few dreams about banging Superman's earth mom. She glanced back and must ha

Thank Goodness.
well, finally stuff is starting to look up and in my favor. nick is going to talk to the lawyer tomorrow and he's suppose to be taking our divorce and pushing it through. it's about damn time. grr. also, i will be recieving my bah. thank goodness. i need that money. heath and i will be getting married as soon as this freaking divorce is finalized. heath was so excited today whenever i told him that all this was finally happening. we've been together for 10 months now. 10 months. that's longer than nick and i were together before deciding on divorce. nick and i were together for 4 months and decided that we wanted a divorce. we've been separated for 11 months now. grr. i hate men sometimes. i love heath tho. okay goodnight.

Song That Relates To Me
HILARY DUFF LYRICS Burned What's wrong with me? I get lonely in a crowd, Everyone is smiling, But I made myself left out. I got an imaginary shield around me, But nobody's ever really getting through. I keep thinking that they're gonna break me free, But they never do! (no) When somebody's knockin, When somebody wants me, When somebody's trying to love me completely. I get scared, Don't know how it works. Will somebody save me? Or will I get burned? Don't wanna get burned.. Is there thickness in the air? Or are you heavy on my heart? Why can't I just fit in? Why can't I do what everyone else does? People come around like a storm, When you least expect them to. For me I run for cover, When I should really face the truth. When somebody's knockin, When somebody wants me, When somebody's trying to love me completely. I get scared, Don't know how it works. Will somebody save me? Or will I get burned? I don't wanna [repeat] Wh

Can't Think Anything Else To Write
All you ever wanted All you ever needed Will come to you Only when you give in Your picture a world so dark and hard But your looking at the wrong one All you need to do is take a look Over here where I'm coming from You build walls made up of hate and fear And you wonder why no one wants to come BLAH I am out of words for the night...

Im A Skunk
LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ON TO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS...PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. Don't forget to scroll down to see what it says about you. January 01 - 09 ~ Ass January 10 - 24 ~ Slug January 25 - 31 ~Cockroach February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk February 22 - 28 ~ Snake March 01 - 12 ~ Ape March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach March 16 - 23 ~ Slug March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite April 01 - 03 ~ Ass April 04 - 14 ~ Snake April 15 - 26 ~ Slug &nb sp; ; ; ; April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk May 01 - 13 ~ Slug May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach June 01 - 03 ~ Slug June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk June 15 - 20 ~ Ass June 21 - 24 ~ Ape June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite July 01 - 09 ~

Witches Protection Bottle
The following are the ingredients for a Witch's Protection Bottle and it works in two ways. It not only protects you, but it will deflect the harm towards you back to the originator. Get a glass jar such as a Mason jar, or even a baby food jar, anything that has a lid to it. Fill the jar halfway with small sharp objects such as pins, metal scrapings, broken glass, razor blades, etc. Be careful when you are filling the jar! Once the jar is half full with these objects, fill the jar up with a holy water mixture of salt and water. Put the top on the jar and be sure it's secured. This jar should be buried in the ground at least twelve inches deep. As long as the bottle remains in the ground, you will be protected from harm that is sent your way. If you bury the jar somewhere away from home, and you wont know if it will still be there in a year (City Witches don't always have backyards), then be sure to repeat this process each year.

One Of A Kind!!!
I've got this feeling deep inside. But what it is I don't know. My vision starts to change. My mind gets filled with rage. I raise my fists up to the sky. What do ya see? The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes you believe I'm one of a kind (one of a kind) The fear I leave in the back of your mind. Makes you believe I'm One of a kind. And Now I feel like I'm alive. Don't know just how I got so low. These voices in my mind. Tell me it's killing time. It is a thrill I can't describe. What do ya see? The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes you believe I'm one of a kind (one of a kind) The fear I leave in the back of your mind. Makes you believe I'm One of a kind. The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes me believe, makes you believe. The fear that I see in the back of your mind. Makes me believe, makes you believe. The fear I see when I look in your eyes. Makes you believe I'm one of a kind (one of a kind) The fear I leav

Cell Phone # Becoming Public
Checked Snopes. TRUE Cell phone numbers going public REMINDER....all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls. ....YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number. HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS. It take about 20 seconds.

A Jack The Ripper Story
people,im a real live psychic and im bound to be it and this is how it started for me."see,it started for me, yelling gleefully,at jack the ripper,to come hither,a ghost he would always be.i wanted him,to come near and see what i was hearing.he looked in the trees and said it must be me,making the noise,for he and the boys,they were sure.me being to-wit,and not above it, for i was a boy at the time,had to remind dear old jack that in fact it wasnt me,it was he,who was still hanging from the trees,the one with all the leaves,making the noise.he said to avoid,and without being annoyed,that no it couldnt be,cause see,i didnt hang, somebody stabbed me.laughing at this report,his retort to my record,i said,for it surely would be,for after me, your the worst in the cemetary,and thusly a grudge god would carry,and certainly do,keep himself true,and hang thee merrily.after looking around,and looking at the ground,he said without much sound,i can be found,just not in town,look in the cemetary,t

Cradled In Your Arms
Cradled In Your Arms by BlueWolf © Cradled in your arms Held close to your heart This dance will never end Once you let it start Step away with me Follow where I go Our loves takes us to places That only we can know Lost within a dream we drift away in peace passionate souls united our hearts feels its release this dance is never over in your arms eternally we hold each other closely our spirits are set free love may sometimes stumble but ours will never fall for what we feel within is the greatest love of all I hear the music play Lost in its melody We dance through out the night Together you and me When I hold on to your heart And you nuzzle close to me Holding each other together That’s the way its meant to be For as long as I shall live My hands reach out to touch As we share the love we give And we give so very much As we dance in to the night And the night time fades away I will be cradled in your arms To stay........................

Warrior Insights(tm)- Justice.þ
Warrior Insights(tm)- Justice.þ From: WARRIOR INSIGHTS HQ (info@ModernWarrior.com) Sent: Fri 9/28/07 4:15 PM To: patrices_love@hotmail.com Justice is the acrobat within each warrior that walks the wavy, narrow border between yin and yang. To some, justice can only be enacted through laws written by society to maintain order. To others, it is carried out through vengeful acts which violate those very same laws in favor in laws mandated by a deity that one believes in. And still, to others it is a natural law of the universe which demands that fairness, even after the fact, is the only true form of justice. To a warrior, justice is decided through a belief in a greater good and must be an act that achieves or at least attempts to achieve that greater good. Therefore when justice is to be sought out just to satisfy a thirst for revenge, it steps firmly into the side of darkness. On the other hand, if justice is sought out to avenge a grievous wrong, with a result intended make th

The Son
Brilliant as the sun, my Lord doth shine. Warming my skin, tingling so fine. I feel his arms, holding me tight. Even throughout, the darkest of night. While my soul endures, thy torrent storm. In the end, it takes new form. Reborn again, to feel renewed. Never to understand, without going through. Completely made whole, with fired up spirit. Never again evil, am I to fear it.

Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into stayin with you,loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left you. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person, it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of good-bye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in good-bye. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm faithful, and I know wh

Beck-loser
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose kill the headlights and put it in neutral stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control baby's in Reno with the vitamin D got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt don't believe everything that you breathe you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve so shave your face with some mace in the dark savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park (yo. Cut it.) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (double-barrel buckshy) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare ban all the music with a phony gas chamber 'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag one's o

Failure
I have a fear of being alone with no love my heart turned to stone i found some who chiseled at my heart he means the world to me again i have failed like i knew i would alone i will spend my days my nights seem so long no one to talk to i have failed at love once again

Work Sucks
My job has me working a lot of overtime and I seem to have ZERO time for much else besides , work, eat, shower, sleep. Couple that with the fact that I STILL cant comment or post bulletins and it seems like Im ignoring everyone. I Rest assured I am NOT! I miss everyone very much! I came home to see I had made slave princess sticky for top 50 sexy women of Fubar. Made me smile!Hence the silly status! For those that havent heard about the grounding(LOL its what I lovingly refer to my ban as)you can go a few blogs back to the enough already blogs to read up. TTFN Smooches! Temptress please rate this blog if you havent already to help me get to top 50 blogs!

A New Start
I walked through the many faces of people, Looking into their eyes, I see the sorrow,pain and sadness I walked through the quiet pathways, Kids' voices lost in the wind, The street covered with darkness Emptiness felt in each steps I fight for what I believe, To offer all I have I fight for the those needed, Giving them the peace they deserved Sacrifices I made, I asked for no returns, Filled with peace and love, I lived for them, I fight for them, In the sand seeking a new start for them

Either You Do Or Don't!
I'm not one to ask fer help but ya know, I'm having a hell of a time getting to my next lvl which will be in 40,000 points or so. If ya'll would come by sometime an rate my pictures/stash which I have lots of, I'd be more than grateful to you guys....I will try my best to return the favor when ever possible!

Afraid Of Terrorists? Are You Gonna Do That A Kid?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071001/ap_on_go_ot/airports_toy_screening TSA to scrutinize remote-controlled toys By EILEEN SULLIVAN, Associated Press Writer Mon Oct 1, 5:38 PM ET Airport screeners will be taking a closer look at remote control toys in carry-on luggage due to concerns they could be used to detonate bombs, U.S. officials said Monday. The new practice is a result of reviewing recent intelligence, but isn't based on any specific threat, according to the Transportation Security Administration. "We're always looking at the dots," TSA Administrator Kip Hawley said Monday. "And we got to the point on this one that we felt it was advisable to alert our officers." Passengers — including children — carrying the toys on airplanes may have to go through secondary screening. The TSA does not have statistics on how many people bring remote-controlled toys in their carry-on luggage, Hawley said. "Although in our informal survey, we were told that there ar

Just Want To Apoloize
i am sorry i havent been online as much as i used to be. just have had this darn flu and cant seem to kick it.....i will take care of all of u as soon as i am able to stay on the computer longer. sorry for not leaving comments or rating all of u thanks for the love and patience hugs and kisses vickie

Verify Your Email Address
Now this thing is starting to get on my last nerve!!!! I have been using that email address for ages and still am and there has no email sent to it when I am verifying it. I have now just change the address hoping to get an email there but no luck... Can Someone, ANYONE!!!!! HELP!!!!!! Not sure what to do?? (y) or (n)

I'm Done
I am done trying to be a nice good person all the time cuz it gets me nowhere but hurt!!! I try to be there for my friends & loved ones but I tend to cross a line somehow which makes them mad at me so I am through!!! I just want to be there for people & help them through the hard times, give them a shoulder to cry on, a hand to hold, someone who will listen to them venting, who would do the same in return, I want to help other people out cuz I have never EVER been able to get myself calmed down but I am usually pretty good at being there for others...NOT anymore cuz then I am bad for worrying so much, stop getting talked to at all...From now on I am going to worry about me & my kids & no one else as selfish as that might seem oh fucking well, gotta do what I gotta do to save my last bit of sanity ya know!!! And as for having someone special to call my own well everytime I get close to having that it's right within my reach, I actually get to touch & feel it then it's taken from me as s

Yes!!!!
One of my articles got picked up by a online news paper here in San Antonio! If you want to read it you can go to riverwalkcurrent.com Then click on opinion/editor. It will drop down and click on 'my opinion'. The article titled 'Police abuses not something to be ignored'. I'm excited because this is something I've been wanting to do since I was 10 years old. It's kind of a serious article but I think it's good.

Just Some Thoughts.........
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes la ter......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

A Million Stars
There's a million stars out tonight, and i have been stairing at the same one. It reminds me of the sunshine that you have brought into my life. It reminds of the love that you have showed. It reminds of the tears that i have cried because i can't be there with you, to wipe away your tears. There's a million stars out tonight but i keep stairing at the same one. It reminds of the the laughter that we have shared, the good times that are yet to come. It reminds that i cant always be what everybody wants me to be. It reminds of the struggle of life's highway, and the bumps along the way. It reminds me that you will always be there for me. And if we ever do say goodbye i know in my heart is where you will be forever. There's a million stars out tonight. But one star sticks out the most and it is the one that i see you in. Because in my life you are a star. There's a million stars out tonight.

Sometimes
Sometimes i feel like i need to run from the pain, Sometimes i feel like noone really cares. Sometimes i wish i were dead, so i can keep my eyes closed. Sometimes i just cant understand why these walls of pain wont come tumbling down so i can be free. Depression has taken over and sometimes i just dont think i can go on. Soemtimes i feel like it just doesnt matter anymore. I am scared that you wont always be there for me, and that you will say goodbye, Sometimes i wish i could just hide forever so i wont have to face the pain and the hurt deep inside of me. Sometimes my heart aches so much it feels like it will explode. Sometimes i wish it would so i wouldnt be able to feel the hurt. Sometimes i wish life werent so hard. But sometimes i just need a hug to remind me that someone cares, and that i have friends who do care. Sometimes i wish i were dead, but maybe it isnt my time to go. Sometimes i just want to run and hide.

Here She Goes Again!
I've entered a contest for most popular fubarian. Winner gets a one month VIP. I know i can win this with the help of my friends. So please bomb the shit out of me lol. Even if you can just rate, rates count as well thanks. And if you can repost this as well that would be great. Much luv to all my friends! Lucy (repost of original by '♥CuTeCaNaDiAnGaL™~Fubar wifey of I'm Hip....;)' on '2007-10-02 05:16:10')

It Is Raining Outside
It is raining outside today, but it only covers up the tears that are falling. The thunder crashes as it covers up the sound of my heart breaking. The dark clouds remind me of the darkness in my life. I cant remember the last time i could actually smile and not have the tears fall. It is raining outside and so are the tears. I can no longer see through these tears that keep falling from my eyes. It hurts to know that all my friends live so far away, and there is noone here. It is raining outside forming an ocean, which my tears have helped out. This raging sea i cant swim acrossed. I am drowning in my own sorrow, It is raining outside. And the tears wont stop falling. It is raining outside, but it only covers up the tears that are still falling.

A Good Joke
a college student who moved back in with his parents for the summer nervously walked into the kitchen ''mom'" he said, i lost a bottle of bills that said ecstasy on the cap '' have you seen anything like that '' she answered '' f;ck the pills have you seen the dragon on the ceiling

Bliss
ecstatic splendor... Lost in bliss. Your warming touch... Your loving kiss. Soft eyes, Smiling lips. Strong hands, Caressing my hips. Roaming to regions, Exploring my skin. A soft cry is spoken; This must be a sin. Feeling so good, Don't want to stop. Your thorough search Sends me over the top. Your mouth against mine, Muting my moans. You speak to me With nothing but groans. Glistening bodies, Arms wrapped around. Hearing your heartbeat.. My comforting sound..

~summary Of Life~
~SUMMARY OF LIFE~ ...from 3 different views... GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) Just like Dad said, you can't trust your dog to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Listen to Mom when she says important stuff like, don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is always a Grandparent's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt anything but your feelings. 3) Families are

Kids And Beauty Contests
DO YOU THINK THAT IT RIGHT TO PUT 20 POUNDS OF MAKEUP ON A YOUNG GIRL AND ENTER THEM IN BEAUTY PAGEANTS ? I THINK THAT IT IS JUST INSANE THAT I SEE ALOT OF PARENT TRYING TO LIVE OUT WHAT THEY COULDNT HAVE , THROUGH THEIR YOUNG KIDS....IT DRIVES ME CRAZY TO SEE SUCH YOUNG KIDS BE PUSHED TO DO SOMETHING THAT THEY DONT WANT TO , AND YOU CANT TELL ME THAT PARENTS DO PUSH THEIR KIDS. WHATS EVEN MORE INSANE IS SEEING PARENTS TAKE OUT HOUSE LOANS , AND GO INTO DEBT FOR THESE CONTESTS. THESE YOUNG KIDS SHOULD WAIT TILL THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO SAY IF THEY WANT TO ENTER OR NOT......LOOK AT JON BENETS LIFE ? DO YOU THINK THAT SHE WAS A HAPPY YOUNG LADY ! I DONT THINK SHE WAS...THE LIFE SHE HAD WAS NOT A NORMAL. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE ENTERED YOUR KIDS IN PAGEANTS AND WHY AND IF YOU KNOW OF ANY PEOPLE THAT HAVE.......THE MAIN QUESTION IS : WOULD YOU FORCE YOUR YOUNG CHILD TO ENTER A BEAUTY PAGEANT?

My Thought On Love
The wonder of that which you cannot see,only feel. themagic of that which you cannot explain,only discover. The warmth of that which you cannot locate,only capture.The one gift which can have endless recipients at any given moment in time and space, is the gift of love. It is the greatest inheritance any being can procure on any level, and affords the fortunate addressee the only pure expression of joy this life can offer. Many have attempted to explain this magical fervor, yet no one can pinpoint how or at exactly what moment love comes into being amoung souls. As the old may say that life is fleeting, such can be love. Fear not, love. Relishing in its source embracing all that love calls to the heart, seeds fruit within the soul that is everlasting. Love unbrellas the spirit with supernatural animation whereby increasing one,s capacity to recieve, share and give love back. The verses found within this mind mirrors the souls that love has touched in varying degrees, during varying con

If I Have To Say Goodbye
If i have to say goodbye hope you never forget me. i will never foget you. I love you so very much, and it is breaking my heart. I guess life never turns out the way you want it to. things happen that you have no control over. I will miss you all so very much. If i have to say goodbye please dont think i will ever stop thinking about you all. If i ever have to say goodbye you will aways and forever be a part of my life. The tears are falling and i just don't understand. Depression has finally taken over and i just cant go on anymore, i am done fighting. There is just too much pain So please keep praying for me maybe i will make it through this. I love you my friends i dont want to say goodbye but if i have to say goodbye i promise i will never forget the love that was sent my way and all the hugs that kept me going. and the smile that was always there when i was talking wth you all. i will never forget. The smile is no longer there, the laughter is

Ghost Sex
GHOST SEX A professor at the University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in Ghosts?" About 90 students raised their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raised their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big r

My Grandma :(
hey yall...just wanted to say that i am sad to say that my grandma passed away. i am doing surprisingly well. i have never gone to a funeral before where i just knew that she was going to be okay. i know that she is happy and smiling down on me from Heaven.

Opps
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him. One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here." "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him." God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!" Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

Almost Caught In The Act!
Yesterday was really good for the most part except for my mini nervous break down over me being insecure. Both my boys had great days at school. They came home in a good mood. I made a really good chili for dinner that everyone was happy with. It was the best one I ever made. Then watched television with Peter. I told him I wanted him to take a shower early so we could go to bed early. I had plans! We were in bed by 9:00. The boys had gone to bed early too so it makes it easier. I had one thing on my mind...sex! I kissed Peter a few times and then guided his head down below! Of course, this turns him on more then anything. Knowing how bad I want it. So we are in the middle of having great sex. Many different positions. At one point, he has my legs up in the air and I hear a knock on our bedroom door. We both panic because the door is not locked. So he jumps over to the side and we pull the sheets up over us as fast as we can. It was Ashton and she opened up th

Angels Kiss
ITS MY SELFISHNESS THAT MAKES ME CRY, I WASN'T READY TO SAY GOODBYE. I WASN'T REDAY TO LET YOU GO. I PRAY YOU KNOW I LOVED YOU SO. ITS ME,NOT YOU WHO SUFFERS HERE. I KNOW YOUR LIFE GOES ON,SOMEWHERE. I KNOW THAT I SHOULD CELEBRATE. YOU'VE WALKED THROUGH HEAVENS GATE. BUT STILL I CAN'T STOP THINKING OF YOUR SMILE, YOUR TOUCH,YOUR SPECIAL LOVE. I KNOW THAT YOU HEAR WHAT I SAY. IT'S JUST DONE IN A DIFFERENT WAY. AND,SO I WANT TO SEND YOU THIS- TO YOU,THE ONE I LOVE AND MISS. ALL MY LOVE UPON AN ANGEL'S KISS.

Garnet
This is the crystal of focus and order. Finding or being given jewels of this type may indicate resolution of difficult circumstances. Another scenario may be peace and clarity of mind in the circumstances you are facing.

Public Speaking
Public speaking is the number one fear of the majority of adults-it even ranks higher than death! The result is that dreams of this sort are common. Rarely are they nightmares, but rather dreams of scrutiny and overcoming. Often the occasion of the speaking or the audience members will suggest something to you about an area of your life where people are looking too closely for your comfort. Another version of this is the public speaking dream where the topic or attire is totally inappropriate for the dreamer's context. This dream is similar to the nudity dream in that exposure and inadequacy are themes in the dream. The dream may be an attempt to expose a weakness that you are covering up. Was the nature of your public appearance absurd, or did it somehow fit logically with your waking life? Did you feel a sense of high anxiety during the situation, or were you calm and forthright?

Another Day Of 'nice Guitar' Arggggggh!!
damn--i got alerts i had pic comments--my fave--but damn--i feel i want to take all those frickin pix of me doing music down. 'nice guitar'---damn--i'm so sad. firstly--that nice guitar is not a guitar--it's a bass--4 strings E_A_D_G--ok--no B+E on top of that--it's a full octave lower--i can't play the guitar.--if it's nice--its not cause of me--i bought it brand spankin new for 129.00 including shipping--i got it only cause it's green--its actually a piece of crap--but its green--ok--i so much wish you coulda commented bout the dude playing it--that would be--well me--that woulda felt real good--always does.

Nasty Or Weird..not Sure Lol
SB message I got and responded to. Read bottom first. LOL ->sanchristo...: i bet it would be so funny if you had all of that plastic on and someone pushed you close to a fire and it started melting on your skin. LMAO sanchristo...: Hi, i am 30 m from germany. i get turned on, when i am wearing button down shirts, rubber pants, my selfmade plastic wear or a suit of plastic wrap. i wanna show my fetishism to other people.

Mr. Happy's Vacuum
2000 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin (13 May 1998, New Jersey) There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him. Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious e

She Can Do Anything He Can Do
She Can Do Anything He Can Do 2007 Personal Account (May 2007, Berkeley, California) I was taught by my fraternity to believe in human service, and always lend a hand. Particularly to attractive young women! One Saturday afternoon, I was drinking beer on the front deck of the frat house, and enjoying the California sun, when I heard the unmistakable "thump thump, thump thump" of a flat tire. A Ford SUV pulled up to the curb, and two pretty young women hopped out to inspect the damage. I quickly jumped down from the deck and offered to lend a hand. Perhaps they needed a jack, or a spare set of hands? I was rebuffed. "Just because we're women, doesn't mean we can't change a tire." So I sat back on the deck to watch the show. The women retrieved tools and the spare from their vehicle without trouble, and began to jack up the car. They didn't notice that the car was right against the curb. There was no room to remove the wheel or install the new one. I attempted to step in, but w

Steel Steal
Steel Steal 2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin Oh no, not again! (28 July 2007, Czech Republic) A pack of thieves attempted to steal and sell "scrap metal" from an abandoned factory in Kladno. Unfortunately for them, they selected the steel girders that supported the factory roof! When the girders were dismantled, the roof proceeded to fall, fatally crushing two of the thieves, and injuring three others. (21 June 2007, Philippines) Three enterprising individuals tried to make a buck by selling metal to the scrap heap. They entered a former US military complex in Clark, Pampanga, Philippines. Before them stood the prize: an abandoned water tank! Bedazzled by the profit to be made, the three gleefully abandoned logic, and began to cut the metal legs out from under the water tank. Guess where the tank fell? Straight onto the thieves. They have not yet been identified, as their bodies were severely flattened.

Let's Go Rockies!!!
How fuckin awesome is it that the Rockies beat the Padres lawst night in 13 innings and by one run. Matt Holliday KILLED em coming in to home plate. It was a tiebreaker game for the NL Wild Card. AAHH so fuckin cool. Can't wait to see them in Philly!!!! Oh and GO PACKERS......

Ice ( In Case Of Emergency )
We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore t

Seeking Mental Help
people that i know on here who will remain nameless really need too seek some sort of mental help for taking the shit that people say about them an others on the internet as seriously as they do please sek help your a danger to yourself an others pitbull

What Happened?
I dont know what happend but when I first logged on this morning all my pics were here, then about 2 hours all were gone, now about 40 something are still gone............can someone tell me how my pics in my albums just disappeared.........I work hard to have nice photos, and for some reason they just disappear.......this just SUX!!!!!!

Hey Every1
Please take a little time out of your day and help my friend she is the biggest sweetheart in the world, and never asks for anything so I am asking for her....thanks....I love you all http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=333192&albumid=597150&i=532332928

My Dogs Last Day
"That special place in our hearts feels so empty...But we realize as time passes, that animals have a way of teaching us about loving, loyalty, joy and friendship....And whatever we've shared in their precence can never really be lost..." With that being said, I think you know where this is going. I have had another miserable milestone in my life today....I'll tell you more about it .. I woke up this morning at nine am, with a gut feeling of something wrong. I took a shower and headed out to my grandparents farm, where I thought I could get some stuff done. I pulled up into the driveway and walked into the house. My grandma sat staring at me, almost frightened, and my aunt just sat there. I didnt know what to say to that look, when my grandmas eyes went at my dog Buddy. My Golden Retriever was laying on the floor, on a towel. I went over to him, and got down on my knees... My grandma just sat there, and said " I was going to call you and tell you what happened.." I began to cr

Helping My Dad
well...i have been waiting for a long time to start helping my dad at his shop...and now he has some other girl coming in and he wants me to show her how to use all his stuff...guess that's a hint that he doesn't really want my help which is just fine i suppose...the heck with it all..guess i'm gonna have to find me a better job somewhere else. i just wish that he would have told me ahead of time...then i never would've quit the job that i had!

Ok So
I CANT LOOK AT MY DEFAULT PICS FROM MY HOME PAGE AN THEN I WENT TO SOMEONE ELSES PAGE I COULDNT RATE THERE PICS B/C THE RATE BUTTONS ARE GONE.I THOUGHT AT FIRST MY PC WAS SCREWED UP PUT I SEE NOW ITS JUST THE WEBSITE. THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE THE GURL NEXT STORE { LMFAO} B/C I COULDNT GET ON FUBAR{IF MY PC WAS BROKE}. IM SO HOOKED TO THIS WEBSITE THAT ITS THE FIRST THING I DO IN THE MORNING AN WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK{IS CHECK MY STUFF}. EVERYONE RAGS MY ASS AN SAYS ... "IT WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU GET THERE" I KNOW THIS, LOL. I JUST HAVE SOME KOOL FRIENDS ON HERE AN LOVE THIS SITE.

Fubar 2
They are at it again! Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2007 11:23:28 -0700 (PDT) From: Size: 985 B To: fu1183510@fubar.com Reply-To: A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. And all I have asked is about system performance. It was about Mumms vanishing and reappearing. This is NSFW?

Grrr Trojans Are In 2nd Place In Bcs Ratings
damn it they were doing so well with the defeat of the nebraska cornsuckers 49-31 win over then, read in paper lsu pulled ahead of them damn it, well well see who really does good later on have a greaty day :) .

10-2-07
Try not to worry about how much you get done today -- sometimes you need to just give yourself a break! It's a good time to relax and maybe think about rearranging furniture and other low-stress activities. ********************************************************************************************************** Damn this is exactly what I was planning on doing today!!!!!!

08/02/07 1:01pm (gmt)
Well people, I haven't been online much since I started my classes and I am getting some concerns from friends. I am ok and still free from incarceration. Thank you all for caring. I am still doing good, but I am really stressed with all my schoolwork. On top of that I have some relationship issues that I haven't decided what I want to do. However, I have concluded that I need to focus on my schoolwork or I will not progress in life and I won't worth anything to anyone (incl. myself). I have been somewhat of a recluse to everyone by withdrawing from the web temporarily. It is nothing personal to anyone. Bare with me, knowing I am making the best choices that I can think of for now. BRB KouBoi #58824

Lust At First Sight
Is this lust at first sight - Do you feel that we might Get it together? Are you looking at me - Ask if I'm free For the evening? I see in your eyes- You want the paradise I can give you But how will we feel When dawn breaks the steel grey dark of the night? Will you look at me- Ask if I'm free for a lifetime? Or will we walk away- To our lives, dull and grey And remember...?

F**k You All
IM GANA BE STRAIGHT FORWORD RIGHT NOW. I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHO YOU ARE. I DONT LIKE YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IN ANY GIVEN SITUATION YOU WONT DO A DAMN THING FOR ME. THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS. THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU. STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE.

10 Chuck Norris Facts
Top 10 "Chuck Norris Facts" Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING *Chuck's Personal Favorite "Chuck Norris Facts"* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is curren

Electric Dreams
We dance in skies of electric blue Clothed in swathes of purple hue - Tossing, turning, through the night A Magical journey to the light. Run barefoot on silver sands Take a mystic journey to never lands Dance to music as yet un-played Swim in pools at the forest glade, Take my hand, come dance with me Experience joyous ecstasy. Float with me on white edged waves Explore with me those hidden caves Float in rainbows' colours bright Dance with me throughout this night. Chase the stars, and catch the moon Morning will be here too soon Hold me in your arms my love Above the clouds fly with the dove Let us soar to realms so high Dance on moonbeams in the sky. Swim down to the oceans' bed With a million starfish round my head Softly on the ocean floor Kiss me now, as ne'er before Come, dance this dream, while we may For tomorrow is another day.

Facts About Schizoaffective Disorder...this Is Very Long But Will Help You To Understand Me More, This Is What I Have
What Is Schizoaffective Disorder? Schizoaffective disorder is a major psychiatric disorder that is quite similar to schizophrenia. The disorder can affect all aspects of daily living, including work, social relationships, and self-care skills (such as grooming and hygiene). People with schizoaffective disorder can have a wide variety of different symptoms, including problems with their contact with reality (hallucinations and delusions), mood (such as marked depression), low motivation, inability to experience pleasure, and poor attention. The serious nature of the symptoms of schizoaffective disorder sometimes requires patients to be hospitalized at times for treatment. The experience of schizoaffective disorder can be described as similar to "dreaming when you are wide awake"; that is, it can be hard for the person with the disorder to distinguish between reality and fantasy. How Common Is Schizoaffective Disorder? About one in every two hundred people (1/2 percent) develops

Senses
Look, Look at your man Arms outstretched Wanting to hold you Touch, Touch your man Feel his warm body Respond to your touch Smell, The scent of your man The scent of his being And his freshly washed hair Taste, Taste your sweet man Taste his lips, and his body As you interrelate Listen, Hear your man Whisper words of endearment Midst cries of ecstasy Look, Look at your man Smiling at you Whilst you sleep on his pillow

Missing Lady
MISSING..... PLEASE HELP ME A FRIEND OF MINES BEST FRIEND IS MISSING........ PLEASE READ AND REPOST HELP GET THIS INFORMATION OUT THERE TO EVERYONE..... SPECIALLY FOR ANYONE IN TEXAS....I HAVE POSTED EVERYTHING WE KNOW SO FAR ... I HAVE ALSO POSTED A PICTURE OF HER..... PLEASE EVERYONE REPOST .. THANKS SO MUCH EVERYONE JODIE... Glenda Furch FORT WORTH -- Glenda Furch's daughters found it strange that she didn't call them all weekend. But after Latisha Furch stopped by her mother's east Fort Worth apartment Monday morning, panic set in. A comforter and pillows were missing from the bed, she said. A trash can, answering machine and vacuum cleaner were also missing. The sisters called police, who found evidence in the 51-year-old woman's apartment that "raised our concern for her safety and well-being," said Lt. Dean Sullivan, a police spokesman. He declined to elaborate. "We're really scared," Furch's daughter Shimon Furch said tearfully. "Something bad has hap

Borderline Personality Disorder...and Yet More About Me
Diagnosis A person with a borderline personality disorder often experiences a repetitive pattern of disorganization and instability in self-image, mood, behavior and close personal relationships. This can cause significant distress or impairment in friendships and work. A person with this disorder can often be bright and intelligent, and appear warm, friendly and competent. They sometimes can maintain this appearance for a number of years until their defense structure crumbles, usually around a stressful situation like the breakup of a romantic relationship or the death of a parent. Symptoms Relationships with others are intense but stormy and unstable with marked shifts of feelings and difficulties in maintaining intimate, close connections. The person may manipulate others and often has difficulty with trusting others. There is also emotional instability with marked and frequent shifts to an empty lonely depression or to irritability and anxiety. There may be unpredictable an

Love And Lust
Love is something devine falls from the heaven to earth It expects nothing for it but It renders everything to others including itself Love never ends in lust but it grows as affection and respect Lust expects to exploit others to satisfy it's needs Matured love becomes grace lust may not be so Lust spoils the character and life when it develops as aggressive Love never feeds the violence but Lust grows in violence and feeds violence To my Younger generation! have a love to smash the lust Pave the way to peace and take this world to that end

The Passionate Shepherd To His Love
Come live with me and be my love, And we will all the pleasures prove That valleys, groves, hills, and fields, Woods, or steepy mountain yields. And we will sit upon the rocks, Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks, By shallow rivers to whose falls Melodious birds sing madrigals. And I will make thee beds of roses And a thousand fragrant posies, A cap of flowers, and a kirtle Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle; A gown made of the finest wool Which from our pretty lambs we pull; Fair lined slippers for the cold, With buckles of the purest gold; A belt of straw and ivy buds, With coral clasps and amber studs: And if these pleasures may thee move, Come live with me, and be my love. The shepherds' swains shall dance and sing For thy delight each May morning: If these delights thy mind may move, Then live with me and be my love.

I Have The Greatest Man In The World
I just wanted to let you all know I have the most wonderful man on this planet and he loves me as much as I love him, CYN BABY THEY WILL ALL SOON SEE *WINKS* LOVES MY BABY HEART AND SOUL NO ONE CAN EVEN COMPARE TO HIM

She Walks In Beauty
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellowed to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impaired the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens o'er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling place. And on that cheek, and o'er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent!

Dreams
The rain softly was coming down Dark clouds hung overhead It was a gloomy, sad sort of day But inside of me the sun was shinning brightly Wandering thoughts of someone so dear One who has such beauty I want to hold Often dreaming of making smile and laugh Long talks of this and that and everything else Laughing and crying we share so much My heart aches when you are sad When melancholy strikes think of our friendship Like a seedling it can only grow stronger each day Hoping and dreaming that you will smile And open your heart just a little Once you do the sun will shine for you as well

Each Day
Each day brings new beginnings, Don't let your life drift by, Visit friends, who share your thoughts, And hold your head up high Wear a smile upon your lips, Carry love within your heart, You'll make it in the outside world, All you have to do is start. Make some plans, set your goals, Don't waste another minute, Just use that hidden inner strength, You'll see - the sky's your limit. Move on ahead and don't look back, Your strength will grow each day, You'll find that peace within your mind, You thought you lost one dismal day.

Is This What We Have To Look Forward Too ????
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?" "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's pissing in the fridge again!

Are You Here?
Are you here to show me how Are you around to let me know Is it’s is ok for me to show The feelings I have and can’t let go I can only feel you are just on the shore Is it real or just a mystery tour I like to think its better you see When the past is a direct part of me I miss my friends that are gone from here But somehow they show me they are near A message in passing or a fleeting glance They’re here with me now it feels more than chance It’s funny to be in touch and not just the same Maybe their here or I’m just insane I can feel them so it’s hard to explain They are telling me something all the same Wish I knew how to understand But I am simply just a man Life will continue this I know My brother told me long ago In death we leave this world for sure People and property are yours no more But I will still be here you see As long as my friends remember me Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/06/07

Homepage, Decorating For Fall
I have re-decorated The homestead (homepage)for the Fall Season Stop by and see my New Seasonal Message on the ole Home page. http://fubar.com/saspanda Anything special you would like to see me do to it that would be helpful to our Community, Let me know. Saspanda

Ways Away From Sin
defeating temptation Current mood: awake Category: Life LEARNING THE 4 BIBICAL KEYS Run from anything that gives you the evil thoughts that young men and women often have, but stay close to anything that makes you want to do what's right. (2Tim 2:22) Remember that the temptations that come into your life are no different from what others experience. And God is faithfull. He will keep the temptation from becoming so strong that you cannot stand up against it. When you are tempted, He will show you a way out so that you will not give into it. (1COR 10:13) God has promised never to allow more on you than he puts (within you) to handle it. He will not permit any temptation that you could not ever overcome. (HOWEVER), you must do your part too by practicing ( 4 bibical keys ) to defeating temptation. 1st BIBICAL KEY: Don't be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. (ROM 12:21) JOB said, "I made a covenant with my eyes not to look with lust upon a young

Stuck In A Room
stuck in a room Current mood: exhausted Category: Life Life is like being a bunch of little rooms. Who we get stuck with in those rooms, is what makes up parts of our lives. So make sure you know who's in your .. I could be detramental to your future..

Impending Surgeries
My october is gonna be extremely fun. I will spend most of it stitched up and on pain medication. Woohoo!! First I'll be getting my wisdom teeth out, and if any one of you wish to amuse yourselves by calling me to see how funny I talk afterwards, knock yourselves out..I'll be bored out of my mind while I recover. Then I'm getting my gallbladder out. Fun stuff, and I'm a little scared about that surgery. Luckily, I'll be going out to plenty of parties afterwards to make up for it. I'll have more pics up when I can. Later y'all! XOXO

Push Me
Standing at an edge of a waterfall. The water below is beautiful! I want to jump! I want to swim! I want to live a again! Will you please push me into the great unknown! So I can feal at home! Within myself, let me off this shelf! I'm falling fast! The winds in my hair. I can feel but just dont't care! The waters soft and bright! Like the heavens in the moonlight! I can swim! I can breathe! Thank you for pushing me!

3 Men Lost In The Woods
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I

Carpe Noctem Eternae.
Translates to "Seize the eternal night" or, more simply - "embrace death." The phrase came to me in one of my darker moments, before I knew that I knew the word for eternal in Latin. The people who are closest to me know the struggles with my dark place that have plagued me these past months. To embrace death can mean two things to me, depending on my frame of mind at the time...it can mean to fearlessly embrace the unknown, death being the most unknown thing to most of us...or, as originally, to welcome death itself. "Death is not a punishment" ~ Bastet "Say it for me, say it to me...I'll leave this life behind me. Say it if its worth saving me. " ~ Nickelback

Losing Yourself
Here I stand all alone Starring at the mirror Looking into a face that will never show it's true features Scared of everything that lingers in the wounds Standing there looking back was a girl who was fool of acts Knowone knew how she really felt At times she almost fooled her self She lost her self in a life full of lies Hoping someday she could live her life

The Year I Was Born 1979
In 1979 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter is president of the US A major accident occurs at a nuclear reactor on Three Mile Island near Middletown, PA An American Airlines DC-10 loses its engine and crashes seconds after takeoff, killing 275 people Hurricane David kills over 1200 in the US and the Dominican Republic Some 90 people, including 63 Americans, are taken hostage at the American Embassy in Tehran, Iran The Soviet Union invades Afghanistan ESPN starts broadcasting Aaliyah, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Norah Jones, Heath Ledger, and Kate Hudson are born Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl XIII Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Kramer vs. Kramer is the top grossing film Sophie's Choice by William Styron is published "My Sharona" by The Knack spends the most time at the top of the US charts The Facts of Life premiers What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Just A Dream ?
I looked so hard for this special girl I'll describe her to you, shes the most perfect in the world She makes me feel funny inside Her eyes glimmer more brightly than the night sky Someone who's special, attractive and sexy To fill my heart up, no more being empty When she smiles, the sun ruses up high But it rains, whenever she cries Her happiness makes the world a good place Sweet and caring, she'd be perfect in my case Cute and adorable, with a beautiful smile I have been looking for you for quite a while Once I find you, I'll never let go You're my dream girl, my faith and my hope

Time For Some Spring Cleaning Around Here.
Ok, enough with the drama bullshit. I don't want any part of it. If someone has something to say about me, come say it to my face. I'm not 100% sure who is running their mouth about me, but I am starting to get a good idea who it is. I, for the life of me, cannnot figure out how someone can get off on causing problems for others. I gave up on that shit when i got sober. I try to be a good person, but am damn tired of people taking advantage of me. It stops today. This is not a threat it is a promise. And I really hope the person who is the cause of my problem reads this and gets a good dose of consience. I hope this person lies awake all night thinking about how they are screwing over a decent person and costing them important things.

Oscw Wrestling Live!!
Are you a wrestling fan? Well then stop by www.oscwonline.com and show your support for local Independant wrestling. Be sure to also check us out on Myspace at www.myspace.com/oscwwrestling. OSCW is the place where old school and new school collide. We're not about glitz and glamour but about the abilities just the passion of the business. So check OSCW out and you too can see where the school of hard knocks, knocks back.

Kids
sittin here just did the dinner thing and cleaned downstairs...probably most i have done since thursday...have been really sick since friday...bronchitis on top of my asthma...and not to mention my brats are driving me nuts....once again my man is at work and they (the kids) dont wanna listen for shit....im ready to tie them up by their fucking toenails and tickle them to death with a feather...lol...anyways...thanks for taking the time to read my shit...blah blah blah...love yall

Women Over 30
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. He says: "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A

Grow Up
listen I'm a single guy tryin to meet ppl and see what happens if you don't like what other ppl say than ignore it I have meet a few ppl on here and I think they are nice but irf you have to have a comment war or seewho can buy the better gifts stop .... I don't care what anyone thinks I have the ppl on here because they are my friends and I will not stand for any childish games ok ......

Html Comments
If I get them with no actual human typing involved (ie: cut n' paste comments) it will be deleted. It's fine all puttin some piccy up and typing a little but this is really in response to the lame pictures of some sparkling chick or dude with RATE ME ADD ME FAN ME!!! somewhere in it. It's very MEMEME!! and anoying.

Kindness
Kindness Before you know what kindness really is you must lose things, feel the future dissolve in a moment like salt in a weakened broth. What you held in your hand, what you counted and carefully saved, all this must go so you know how desolate the landscape can be between the regions of kindness. How you ride and ride thinking the bus will never stop, the passengers eating maize and chicken will stare out the window forever. Before you learn the tender gravity of kindness, you must travel where the Indian in a white poncho lies dead by the side of the road. You must see how this could be you, how he too was someone who journeyed through the night with plans and the simple breath that kept him alive. Before you know kindness as the deepest thing inside, you must know sorrow as the other deepest thing. You must wake up with sorrow. You must speak to it till your voice catches the thread of all sorrows and you see the size of the cloth. Then it

"healthified" Fresh Apple Cake
From eatbetteramerica. Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:2 hr makes:20 servings 3/4 cup granulated sugar 3/4 cup packed brown sugar 1 cup buttermilk 1/2 cup canola oil 2 teaspoons vanilla 2 eggs 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 cups whole wheat flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 tablespoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon salt 3 cups finely chopped unpeeled apples (3 medium) 1 cup chopped walnuts 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Spray bottom only of 13x9-inch pan with cooking spray. 2. In large bowl, beat sugars, buttermilk, oil, vanilla and eggs with electric mixer on low speed 20 to 30 seconds or until blended. Add remaining ingredients except apples and walnuts; beat on low speed about 1 minute or until blended. Stir in apples and walnuts. Spread batter in pan. 3. Bake 40 to 45 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pan on cooling rack 1 hour. Nutritional Information 1 Serving: Calories 240 (Calories from Fat

Forced Instability Of Bovine
I was pondering about some things here lately So recently I was watching the X-files movie. Yes I had seen it before, yes I was a fan when it was a show, yes I lamented it ending … not the point. My thoughts were about aliens and our presumptions about these so called extra terrestrial beings. We assume they are more advanced than we are We assume they are more intelligent than we are We assume they are humanoid. We make many assumptions about our would be extra terrestrial brethren However who sees these people and where do they go Yes you are thinking it Let it warm up a bit in your mind The only people who ever really see them or are abducted by them seem to have an IQ in the standard deviation or two below average. Now you are almost there. These so called advanced aliens hang out in trailer parks and essentially go cow tipping Now my question here is there are really a lot more nicer places to hang out on this mud ball than trailer

Fake Do Not Add
This person is a fake, I have talked to the real pitbull and was informed that i added a fake one, this guy here stole the other guys pictures even his salute! and made an account using his birthday and age. HOW CREEPY IS THAT?? there is a way to tell this guy is new signed up in october and the real pitbull is at level 20... Just thought i would pass this along!! PITBULL@ fubar

Just Because
Not really sure what I have to say. I never post blogs much. I've had an awesome week so far and it's only Tuesday. I hope it stays this way... I've been teased before with weeks that start on a high but soon end on a low. Should I be cautious? Is something lurking around the corner to surprise me? I just want to go with the flow and see where it takes me. Sometimes the planets are lined in your direction and things are in your favor. Yet I am weary... Thoughts?

Vicks Dogs Are Being Considered Adoptable. Except For One.
CNN -- All but one of the dogs seized in the Michael Vick dog fighting case will be placed with families or put in a "sanctuary," where they will interact with people to overcome their fear and lack of socialization, according to court order filed Monday. Here is the link to the rest of the article http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/01/vick.dogs/ video from yahoo http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/ver/223/popup/index.php?cl=4340536 It is still up to the judge's decision what happens Vicks dogs. So lets get all of us dog people to let him know that these amazing dogs should not have to suffer because of loser Michael Vick! Hon. Henry E. Hudson Firm: United States District Court, Eastern Virginia Address: Lewis F. Powell, Jr., U.S. Courthouse 1000 E. Main St., Suite 305 Richmond, VA 23219-3525 Phone: (804) 916-2290 Web site: http://www.vaed.uscourts.gov

Simple Pleasures
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Oct 2, 2007 9:40 AM Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; than try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want so that they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then, do what you need to do. In order to have what you want. What really matters is what you do with what you have. You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with the best you have to give. Follow your passion. Live your life the way you want too. What makes you happy. Who has the power to stop you from being happy. Only you have that power; no one else. Your only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way. Get pleasures out of life; as much as you can. Nobody ever died from pleasure. If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if you don't ha

Best Quote Of 2007
Best Quote Of 2007 By Chris Rock, Comedian "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon."

Was Reading My Bible Today ;; Hate Begets Hate
why do parents think fighting is an answer . Hate is no answer. there are ways to stop bullies and we must remember the golden rule . Do unto others as you,d have them do unto you. Jesus said ;love them, as I have showed you love ,You love them also. So come on moms and dads , teach the kids this; we all have to live in this world and love not hate. hugs all diana

Good Joke
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?' 'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of t

Overtime
Just got a call from my husband, which will be working overtime again tonight and lemme say it sucks ass because I haven't gotten no time with him lately, if ya know what I mean. Anyways he won't be home till 3am, sad part is I have to stay up and make him dinner then get the kids off to school which is like 6am so mama is only gonna get 3 hours of sleep.. yay....lol... I just wish my man would quit this damn job but he says it makes to good of moneys to do so...

To A Certin Someone
To you my friend with whom I enjoy talking to I enjoy our talk and I think about you it seems like more each day. To you I think about delievering you something in person just to see how you would react. I want to meet you but I am afraid. Afraid of falling for someone again then getting hurt once more. But in the end I keep on saying how can you enjoy life with out taking chances. So to my friend you know who you are. I say this to you I am willing to take that chance are you?

You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else
· "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." · "All generalizations are false." · "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." · "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." · "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" · "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." · "Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle." · "Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons." · "Born Free. . . . Taxed to Death" · "Cover me. I'm changing lanes." · "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" · "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon" · "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." · "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." · "Conserve toilet paper, use both sides." · "REHAB is for quitters" · "I get enough exercise just pushing my lu

Interesting Day Ive Had
so .. got pissed quit my job. most of you know wtf im talking bout when i say too much bullshit to deal with for a part time not worth much job. I do NOT have time for the petty drama that place was already creating in my life. Spent the day visiting various auto places and met up with a friend for a brief chat while Melanies car was being aligned.by the way... THANKS FOR NOT REMINDING ME TO GET THE DAMN BATTERIES GRRR!(long story..dont ask) Found out something new & exciting bout my favorite hockey player in the whole wide world. He wrote two movies I have never ,but will have to, see between 2001 & 2002. Ones a sci-fi ones a horror and you KNOW I am so hunting them down to own simply because the man I named my son after wrote them.Why yes i DO know I'm kinda freaky stalker scary thanks :D

Baby Girl
As you were sleeping on my chest I watched you and wondered. Do you know how much I love you? I love you more than the earth loves the warmth of the sun. More than a rose loves the rain that gives it life. more than a bear loves her new born cub. more than a child licking a cone for the first time. more than life its self kelli. I want you to know you are my will to life. Your the one that tames my heart. Your the one that puts the smile on my face each and every day. When im weak and just want to give up your there to tell me its going to be ok and for the first time in my life I believe it when you say it because you and only you have I given all of me my trust and love. When the world seems to have letten me down once more and everyone that seemed to care has faded I turn and there you stand right by my side. You have given me so much kelli the happyness the love the caring the life I have always longed for. You know you are my everything babygirl. Making me your wife was

This Guilt
Guilty as charged Throw me behind bars Throw away the key Cuz I'll never be free Chains on my heart Causing me to fall apart Shackles in my dreams at night Continuing the fight To get out of this cell My own private hell Your need for me is all I'm fed Too much more of this shit and I'll be dead My only water is my salty tears Each one accounting for one more fear It's so dark in here Where you've kept me all these years Sometimes I get outside But then there's no place to hide From you and all your lies With each one another piece of me dies You give me plenty to read But your love is what I really need

My Fateful Day
I sit by the water staring at the glassy seas You sit silently next to me You want to help I know you do but you cant possibly understand what i'm going through You've tried to save me gripped my hand but i've slipped out of your grasp I slip further down without a sound and take the gun in my hands You don't know but i follow through with my plans The next day you find me where we had last been lying here silently with a note in my hand I apologize for all the trouble that i cause and thanks for all you do I and don't forget I've always loved you You fold it up Keep it safe remember my fateful day thanks for the help but i was too gone to save thats the last thing i want to say Before i really follow through with my fateful day as i take it in my hands and end my life that is too gone to save

Stricken
DISTURBED LYRICS "Stricken" You walk on like a woman in suffering Won't even bother now to tell me why You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment Leaving me broken another time You come on like a bloodstained hurricane Leave me alone, let me be this time You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption I don't want to mention, the reason I know That I am stricken and can't let you go When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know That I am crippled by all that you've done Into the abyss will I run You don't know what your power has done to me I want to know if I'll heal inside I can't go on with a holocaust about to happen Seeing you laughing another time You'll never know why your face has haunted me My very soul has to bleed this time Another hole in the wall of my inner defenses Leaving me breathless, the reason I know That I am stricken and can't let you go When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know That I am crippled by all

Mouthful Of Tabacco-y Goodness
So I decided to go out a smoke like a i do and I had a moment of such ultimate jackassery that it needed to be documented. . . I only had one cigarrette left in my pack right? And I was wearing gloves at the time and having a bit of trouble because when I bought them I forgot that I have child length fingers and cannot wear grown up gloves. So in my ultimate problem solving brilliance I decided the easiest way to access my cigarette was to tip the case back and catch it with my mouth. . . Now cigarettes are placed in a pack upside down so that loose bits of tabacco can fall out to the bottom of the pack(or thats my guess at the reasoning) so as I tipped back the back mouth open to catch the cigarette I got. . . You guessed it a mouthful of mentholy dried tobacco leaves. . .EWWWWW The best part was I was wearing lip gloss so they didn't just gross me out but proceeded to stick to my lips. . .I'm a jackass I know Have a lovely day

If U Ever Been Sore From Workin Out
IF YOU EVER BEEN SORE FROM WORKING OUT YOU'LL APRECIATE THIS Current mood: cheerful Category: Life OK, NOW THIS I ACTUALLY GOT FROM A GAL THAT LIVES BY ME I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING, THIS IS AWESOME!! Anyone that has ever been sore from working out can appreciate this! Current mood: cheerful If you don't laugh when you read this, we may not have much in common. I laughed so hard when I read this! I love it! Dear Diary For my sixty fifth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 45 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My wife seemed pleased with my

My Rage
Something from long ago.... MY BURNING RAGE, is still here, My violent rage is an endless fear. If you took the time to live my life, I'm sure you'd slit your wrist with the blade of a knife. If you pondered and slipped into my corrupted head, I'm sure you'd scream with hate, wishing you were dead. I cry for someone to love, someone to hold and kiss, I fall to my knees to ask, "Why is my life like this?" I'm tired of the hurt and all the pain, Tears fall from my eyes, like a storm of April rain. My dreams are grey and my love is black, I feel no affection, only the attack. I'm trapped in an air tight bubble, My messed up life is filled with so much trouble. I feel so empty, and I feel so alone, Lashes of hatred, cut right to the bone. The tears in my heart get deeper everyday, I don't hurt anyone, but I'm the one who has to pay.

Games Old People Play
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

Hello Buddy
If you check out my blog that I posted a few months ago "Goodbye Dallas" you'd understand why I called this one "Hello Buddy" I had to put my dog down in August..worst feeling in the world. Well My daughters ex boyfriend gave her a Golden retriever for Mothers Day this past May. My daughter & her bf broke up and he was being a jerk for not letting her keep her dog. He kept him so he could let her be in pain more than he put her through from the break-up & shes pregnant with his child. Well last night he called and told Jess that she could have her dog back, cause he has no time for him.. and boy it does show. We got him tonight and through him in the bath tub...he was so dirty from being outside most of the day & night. He is very skiddish torwards men..but not woman. Jess told me that her X was very sturn with him, but the poor thing is 7 months and still needs to get potty trained. But he does well if u take him out every 2 hrs.. So, yes.. we got another dog :p I didnt want one

Help
i accidently made a file inside my default file , and i couldnt find the pics i put into it , and then i deleted all the pics , cause i couldnt delete the file , now i cant put my pics back cause it says they are still there ..

To Pimp Your Lounge
BEFORE STARTING THIS YOU MUST HAVE F.A.R..ED ME ♥ WHEN B-J-IS FINISHED WITH PIC WORK YOU MUST RATE MY DEFAULT ALBUM... APROX 200 PIC .AND I WILL CHECK EACH ONE BEFORE BULLITEN PIMP-OUTS..ONLY FAIR♥♥♥♥ IM PULLINGTOGETHER A CORRECT BULLITEN TILL THEN GO TOMY PAGE UNDER LOUNGE BLOG AND LEAVE ALL( CORRECT) INFO.......... THIS IS A TEMPARY BLOG UNTILL I GET IT GOING CORRECT. THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO OWN LOUNGES OR WISH TO PIMP A LOUNGE. ADD YOUR LOUNGE LINK BELOW ( MY BLOG MY PAGE )AND YOUR PERSONAL PAGE LINK ALONG WITH ANY CO -OWNER LINKS ************************************************ THEN ILL ADD YOU AND ON A REGULAR BASIS YOUR LOUNGE WILL BE PIMPED OUT ********* AND MAY I SAY DAMN YOU ALL LOOK GOOD! *********************************************** ALL who wish to do this.>>>>>>>>MUST LEAVE A COMMENT WITH CORRECT DETAILS.AND TO FIRST FAR AND RATE ME...♥♥♥♥ AFTER B-J IS DONE WORKING ON FUBAR. TELL

Update
hey all! hope everyone else is having a good time, i am! my life is going the way i want it so far, hope it keeps up! my friend on here got me into some new music and at first i was like i dunno but now shes got me hooked lol! heres a list of some of the bands shes got me into: Lacuna Coil Within Temptation The Used Tigers Army Echoes of Enerity just to name a few lol, i just got within temptation's cd today and loved it! next i am going to get the used, now i will go so plz comment and rate please thank you!

Read When Photo Rates Are Down
Glitterfy.com - Gráficos em Português when photo rates are down meaning you can't see the cherries to rate. give me a shout if you have stash i will come by and we can help each other out. dont worry if you have less then i do if you only want to rate me the same amount of stash you have then do so. that one is up to you :) so just give me a shout or pm (private message) me if you need the help or whatever.

Stop This Ride, I Want Off.
I'm not so sure I want to continue this ride. It's not fun anymore. Too many broken promises. Not enough attention. Needing something more. More than any of this has to offer me. I sit here and wait. Patience is a virtue and all that crap. My patience has wore very thin as of late. All I can hear is silence and it's deafening. I need to have more. I deserve more. I have been going it alone for a long time now. Making all the effort, always. I cry silently. No one sees or hears me. I won't allow that. I reach out and grab air. My hand comes back empty. Again and again. And again.

Freinds
freind of mine lost his mother tonite, with her batle withcancer just want ot send him all i have so it would help him, ive ben her he is and i know people arent the same but he is saying all the things i said when my mom passed, you guys think its cuz were so close or cuz they passed of the same ting.

Stony Heart
so many nights so long ago too many days alot of heartache with nothing to show I close my eyes and dream of you we walk alone like so many lovers do can still feel it all fall apart it was that way from the very start living life like so many do this stony heart belongs to you lick the wounds feel the stare clear your mind close the door on a one sided love affair rattling chains in the night darkened shadows making things so wrong seem so right can still feel it all fall apart like it did from the very start ive lived my life like so many do this stony heart is there for you

Wwe Update....and Its Not Good!
The following is from WWE.com. BIRMINGHAM, Ala. ��" WWE Champion John Cena has suffered a complete tear of his right pectoral tendon and is heading into surgery, according to noted orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews. Because of the seriousness of the injury, WWE officials will not allow Cena to compete this Sunday at No Mercy, and he will have no choice but to surrender the title. Dr. Andrews said Cena could miss between six and eight months of action. Cena was injured during his match Monday night on Raw with Mr. Kennedy. Before visiting Dr. Andrews, Cena had said, “No matter how serious, the injury, one way or another I’ll be ready to compete on Sunday.” But despite Cena’s vow, WWE officials will not allow him to compete at No Mercy. Therefore, he must surrender the WWE Championship. WWE officials vow that there will be a WWE Championship Match this Sunday at No Mercy and a new WWE Champion will be crowned. Stay with WWE.com for further updates on

Endings
You tell me that you love me, You tell me I should wait. Can't you understand I'm lonely? Don't you realize I can't wait? I think about you all the time. Why can't you think of me? Now we hardly ever talk, Using words like us or we. Where did all the feelings go? Why can't we bring them back? You tell me I need patience. But I know it's love we lack. I don't want to leave you, So don't force me to go. All the things I love about you. . . There are more than you could know. But every time I'm near you, You always shut me out. I thought I was the only one, That you cared about. But now I see my folly, And I realize I was wrong. I thought I held your heart of hearts, But you did, all along. You only care for number one, With that I can't compete. You love me less than you love yourself, And so, I accept defeat. Don't try to talk me out of this, I'm sick of hollow lines. I thought of talking all this out, But it's just a waste of time. I'm ti

For A Friend.
I tell you that I love you You tell me it's a lie Every time I try to talk to you You just break down and cry. I can't bring back the magic The feelings we used to share I try to tell you I'm hurting But lately you just don't care. Should I go on trying? Trying to make you see. Or should I just admit it? You're not in love with me. Breaking up isn't easy. I've heard this to be true. You walk around in anguish. While friends say you're just blue. But life goes on, or so I'm told Whether we like it or not. And I've found that it's better to live life, Then to just sit around and rot. So reader now I make a toast, To finding someone new. I hope that you are happy, And life is good to you. August

Ex's & Ho's
eX’s & hO’s Dedicated to all the ex’s we hate, The same ungrateful bastards that continue to make us irate Continually talking shit, tryin to flip the script, Constantly revisiting all the dumb shit we ever did. The same fuckin bitch that tell you those three little words The same fuckin bitch who sleeps around just for the yearn The same fuckin bitch who fuck you and give you the burn The same fuckin bitch who you can’t get rid of like a germ Lies and constant fights day in and day out When half the time they don’t even know what the fuck their talking about An “I hate you”, but “I love you,” “I really miss you,” then “Fuck you!” All of the “I misunderstood you”’s, and the “How the hell could you?”’s Bitter about the thousand calls, or not having any at all, Bitter about the double standards and the shopping sprees at the mall She goes out to lunch with and Ex boyfriend named “Paul,” But she still get pissed at you for having other women giving you a call. Trying t

Should I?
for some reason the idea of approaching 40 bugs me. For anyone else close to it, does it bother you and those older, DID it bother you? Maybe it's because i haven't experienced anything really in life that most people my age have. Just a depressing time lately

My Boy Is Gone
I remember the very day when I felt my boy kick inside me for the very first time RIGHT under my heart!! I didn't I think when I counted his 10 little toes, I would be counting weeks until I see him again!! He needs not to do anything more to make me proud as I am already proud!! THIS is for him!! Good Luck in the Navy ... MOMMY's little GUY!! Until we meet again as we did 18 years ago!! I love you so much SON Thank you for all that you will do for our country

True Love!!
Groom, 24, marries bride, 82 A 24-year-old Argentine man has married an 82-year-old woman. Reinaldo Waveqche told reporters after the ceremony in Santa Fe, northern Argentina: "I've always liked mature ladies." He added: "I don't care what other people say." He and bride Adelfa Volpes, 82, plan to travel to Rio de Janeiro for their honeymoon. Asked if the marriage was purely spiritual, Ms Volpes laughed and replied: "There is going to be more." The couple were married in a civil service after several years of engagement, and later walked through a local church surrounded by reporters. Their love blossomed when Mr Waveqche went to live with her after his mother's death when he was 15. He said he admired his new wife's zest for life, and emphasised how special she was to him.

Alcohalic Beverage
alcoholic beverage anyone? (with pics)malibu coconut rumYou are malibu coconut rum. You love to chill, take it easy and smooth. If this was an outdoor party I could just see you skinny dipping. Sip this drink you prefer taste than to making a total ass out of yourself, by taking shots. I think that's totally rad and cool, at leaast you would be more capable of driving people home?Myspace Quizzes

Older!
*Exercise for Older Adults:* Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than full minute. *(I'm at this level)*

Friends W/benefits Fun Fun Fun
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL........ THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery

The Dark Queen
The Dark Queen by Wannabeboytoy © Read my bio if you haven't before you read this story! Hope you enjoy! The prince dropped down into the dungeon. He had made it past the wall of thorns, the living forest, and the giant spider and fought off the ogres and trolls that stood in his way in the quest to save the princess, his fiancé. Princess Flora, along with the royal family, had been captured and taken to the castle of the evil queen, Morticia. Once the prince was inside the dungeon he could see Flora. She was chained in the center of a room with the shackles holding her arms up from the roof above. There was a beam of light shining on her that illuminated her tattered clothes and the look of defeat she had with her head hanging low. The prince walked steadily and cautiously towards her, aware that it may be another trap. When it seemed that they were alone in the room, he called to her. "Flora, are you alright?" he asked, still keeping his distance. She looked up

Darfur Genocide
Let us include in our prayers our brothers and sisters in Darfur, South Africa. Almost 400,000 people have died and the number is alarmingly increasing at the moment. Innocent men are killed and women are raped, children are not spared from this brutal genocide. We are still very much lucky compared to them in our lives now. Everything we have is luxury already compared to what they are experiencing. Let us hope this violence will end soon. GOD bless them!

Our New Holiday Products Have Arrived!
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Blow Jobs - The Female Perspective
Blow Jobs - The Female Perspective 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair

Endless Cycle Ends
Holding on my soul rests it's course running for long it's so tired now. Endless searching rampant, random hearts colliding in this never ending cycle. Meeting, hello, I love, goodbye Then careening away to crash again with a renewed vengeance. Suddenly, a stranger, reaching through electronic waves, grabs my heart without seeing, without touching. I fall for this online caress. Crashing heart-to-heart one final time. Holding on My soul rests it's course And my cycle ends-- with love.

Ok Ok Last Time I Ask This Week, I Promise
Just begging one last time in hopes that someone will decide that i'm worth $7.50 and get me a blast to run on my birthday (which is friday) anyone that does, i'll make a salute for (your choice of sfw or nsfw). if you were ever going to get me one though, now would be the time it's most appreciated ;) ah well, was worth one last shot /sigh love you guys Sin

Anthem
A friend of mine inspired me. In his photo section he has one of the best albums I've even seen. It's titled Heros. His choice of heros is wonderful. One of those heros is Ayn Rand. I've read her books and loved them. But I admit I don't remember all the content. So I got myself a copy of Anthem and am going to read again. I'll update this blog as I go!

Sirens Latest T-shirt By Retro God
Ellloooooo - calling all loud girlies lol - here's my latest t-shirt (comes in over 30 styles/colors as usual). It's called 'Sirens' - those mythical women of the sea whose beautiful singing cast sailors under their spell and crash their ships on the rocks. Kinda like mermaids with attitude Anyway check them all out at www.retrogod.com There is bound to be at least one you like - I am the authentic mad t-shirt designer, my designs have been described as the strangest t-shirts on the net lol. Decide for yaselves :))))

Kirk Is My Hero
->KirkJohnso...: ill be mean on my MAIN one too, believe me, its known. So how do you like your kids?....Under 5? ->KirkJohnso...: con a con?...what were you convicted of? BIGG*NICK(...: SO U HAVE THIS FAKE PAGE TO BE MEAN...LOL IM JUST TRYIN TO HAVE FUN....ROFL BIGG*NICK(...: LOL DUDE...UR SO LAME ....U CANT CON A CON...LOL ->KirkJohnso...: LIAR. You just dont want poeple to know you are a kiddie rapist BIGG*NICK(...: NOPE.,...CV ->KirkJohnso...: so, is it the lube from your childs anus, your baby brothers mangina, or what? BIGG*NICK(...: AND I LL SICK YOU.....SO U DONT HAVE TO ..OK?? ->KirkJohnso...: is it from your baby brotehrs mangina? BIGG*NICK(...: YA U CAN.....LUBES ON SALE ->KirkJohnso...: Can i put mine in your ass?. Now, THAT would make you look gay BIGG*NICK(...: LOL YA KEEP BELIEVIN THAT...LOL ULL BE OK TUILL U GET TO THE PEARLY GATES...LMAO BIGG*NICK(...: HEY ? DOES THIS DICK IN MY MOUTH MAKE ME LOOK GAY?? ->KirkJohnso...: in

Wednesday 10-03-07
May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day. May songbirds serenade you every step along the way. May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue. And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through. ~Irish Blessing

Just A Thought
Spent a wonderful night together, two people just forgetting the outside world, enjoying the emotions shared between two bodies. I wish you were around or told me you wanted to be around more often,if she doesnt want you, I do. Your who I want to talk to when sad, happy or just to brighten your day. Told ya something, hoped to have someone to console me. Wanna tell you I love you, and I want to be with you, I miss you soo much. Why cant we just see where this goes? I need someone to hold me today, feeling a lil blue... why does the three lil words have to be kept from each other? It doesnt have to change things, just two people sharing our thoughts... xoxo M

Stitches Out
well hopefully im geting 4 of them removed later today and hen i can see how bad or good the cut is on my neck,if it is not to bad i will post a pic of it on here later for all to see. plus a big thank you too everyone who has asked how i am thanks loads mauh mauh mauh mauh stitches are out and pic coming tomorrow

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Farrelly Brothers, New O&a Show Videos, Erocktober Day 3, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many bacon-filled, grilled cheese sandwiches you like to gobble down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some pork and cheese. Speaking of shirts...(Check out what the lovely Mia is wearing!) As long

Then She Said My Name
Let me tell you 'bout the book That I've been reading It's got all my favorite words Let me tell you 'bout who I saw scheming Ya better know it's not my girl Let me tell ya 'bout what I've been seeing It's the window to the world Let me tell you 'bout the secret I've been keeping Said the oyster to the pearl Are you sorry? No not me And tell me why should I be Cause I've been knocked right off of my feet And no I didn't even miss a beat I never thought a love could be like this Then she said my name Now I'm wrapped around her finger I'll never be the same So let me tell ya 'bout the joke That you've been living Said the clown to the fool Let me tell you 'bout The wheel that keeps on spinning Said the teacher to the school Are you worried? Well could be, cause I'll tell you what I've seen I've weathered storms that would sink most ships Yes I know when to button my lip Offer me a melody Pour a cup of wine Spill your deepest memory And someday

Wish
To have one wish come true that would be great to say what i want will be good to tell all my secrets i would love, to have a rose go down my belly would be cool to, to recive flowers once in awhile would be better, or even to cuddle to would be great is that to much to ask from the one u love, even tho he treats u well with love but theres things missing that i want and im not gonna say all only a bit, but to have those every once in a while would just do me fine, or even in bed to be pleased, while someone get his jolly off i dont, but yes i still love him, just oh just to have those things would be nice.

Funny (stupid People)
ONE: Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or Twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO: I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I p

Wiish My Meetings Had This Impact............
AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central Business meetings have never been this much of a turn-on. For one woman anyway, who feels the need to, errr, relieve some tension. This boardroom is anything but boring. Now who'd like to shake her hand ? Bottomline... Likey likey - more of stacey please -

So Tired
Do you ever get that feeling of just being so tired you can't seem to cope? You just want to sleep forever. You don't want to do anything that just isn't important enough to do. I am feeling that way today. I am so tired and it takes twice as much work just to put one foot in front of the other. I hate that feeling. I just feel like I can't deal with anything today. I don't understand that. I know I shouldn't be this tired or feel this way but I do. I don't know what is wrong with me today. My energy is so low that it is taking so much coffee to keep me going. Its crazy!

A Financial Secret
There is one thing certain about our economy - it is uncertain . There are periods when "consumer confidence" is high . The United States government presents glowing reports of a reduced national debt. Interest rates are low and unemployment is down . The flip side of the coin is our trade deficit is enormous . The stock market is extremely volatile and the word economy is shaky . {{ Norman Cousins , editor of the "Saturday Review " , made a very perceptive statement about 40 years ago . }} It was true then , but it's even truer now . " We are so busy extending ourselves and increasing the size and ornamentation of our personal kingdom that we have hardly considered that no age in history has had so many loose props under it as our own . " We are so busy buying that we have failed to realize there are some moral screws loose in our society . The foundation is cracking . We might be just investing our money in the wrong places . The Bible presents eternal financial principles that make

Masquerade
This poem was written by a man from New York. With his permission I would like to share it with you. Masquerade I see my struggle when I look in the mirror At my body, sore and tender Yet another dose of reality making it all seem clearer My strength tested for as long as I can remember I rely on my strong sense of pride And with my head held high and proud I challenge this journey with mighty stride To escape the curse of this painful shroud As time goes on we hold fast to our stand With our voices soaring high The end of this masquerade is close at hand Our fight continues-another day going by It doesn't discriminate so I'm as strong as I can The silence is over from your fellow Man. (This poem is dedicated to all the quiet stories of men who suffer from Breast Cancer. The silent victims of this horrific disease need not be ashamed or emasculated, but rather stand united on the front to eradicate Breast Cancer with our more rec

The Tractor
DAMN TRACTOR! A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car." The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said, "Okay, Dad." A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him wanting a new two-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse . "as soon as that tractor is paid for . . " Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a tricycle. Again, ol' Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees

Measure Up
A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey and ordered a drink. While he was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. It jumped onto the pool table, took one of the billiard balls, stuck it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallowed it whole. The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy said, "No, what?" "He just ate a billiard ball off my pool table...whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finished his drink, paid his bar bill along with the stuff the monkey ate and walked out. Two weeks later he came into the bar again along with his monkey. He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar as before. While the man was finishing his drink, the monkey found a maraschino cherry

All My Family And Friends
Myspace Comments hey there to all my friends and family sorry I haven't been around lately just been busy with the grandkids and work right now trying to get my truck up and running so I need all the money I can get ya know. I thank those who still stop by and show me love even though I haven't been around. Just got some things in my life right now I'm working through that will make a big difference in my future life don't worrry its all good thats for sure!!!!

This Day Is A Day Of Our Lord>>todays Thought Is >>>
This day is given to thee out of love; to do as we can see to help another. yet some are to busy and life goes on and they do their daily chore. but then something will happen along the way when a stranger is in need, will you listen or try to help . will you walk on and not see or hear , do you know God says ; do unto these as I have done unto you. If you turn away , I (God) will turn from you too. God< is that person ,he is showing thru them to reach you. If your kindness shows thur and love then , God sees your heart, and yet if you turn away he knows your of hardend heart and can shed no love. Then your lost .. hugs all ; just a thought of today; hugs all diana

Remember This
i dont believe this is possible.. but ok. Body: if your a nice guy.. read this if your a jerk...learn this ladies: this will make you tear up :) fellas: read it, all of it! :) 1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST, and hold her there, just like that and whisper something into her ear. 19-tell her shes beautiful! 20-

Not Impressed
So I watched the first episode of Cavemen last night. It pretty much lived down to my expectations. I can't see this series going past one season if it even makes it that far. It was mildly amusing, like the commercials are, but its definitely not series material.

Fake Or A Liar?
Ok, as I have been burned yet again.....I'll repeat myself. "I'm so sick of the fakeness that goes on on this site. Do whatever you have to do to make yourself feel good, because I could care less, but please don't bring it into my world." If you are fake or a liar please don't bother talking to me. I don't have the time or the energy to deal with you. Thank you! Have a nice day! :)

Famous...
When people start talking behind your back... Never mind them, because it proves that they are obsessed to make a story about you... Just remember... they are the reason why you should consider yourself FAMOUS! :-)

Wtf Is Going On In The Library
We all know that the library is mainly for reading and checking your email(mainly) and sometimes even taking a nap(:)) and depending on where you live, getting drunk...but what is really going on behind those closed doors. I have seen people making out in the library, different types of deals going on in the back part of the so called place of reading...comment and tell me how you have abused the public library...but don't go into too much detail leave some for the imagination...and think, we all used to watch reading rainbow so innocently...pls comment

It's Been A Good Week So Far.....
Good morning or afternoon or evening? Some of you are a couple hours away and some are many hours away. It is kind of funny, for being a great week for the most part, it feels like the week is dragging. Does it to you? It feels like it should be at least Thursday! haha I was so tired last night that I got into bed around 8:30 and watched some tv for a while until I couldn't keep my eyes open anymore. (so no sex) I wake up a lot during the night because of the pain in my neck so I am not sleeping to well. I roll Biofreeze on my neck before I go to sleep and it wares off a few hours later and the pain starts all over again. I thin it is time to go to a doctor or something? Maybe chop off my head? Could be an idea! :o My son Christopher had a birthday last month and got a lot of money as gifts. Seemed to be all he got which is cool for a kid at 12. So he decided yesterday morning by looking at an add from the news paper that he wanted his own set of tools. I am not ta

The Story Behind The Poem “”alexis Bailey Simmons”” As It Happened.
It was New Years Eve in 2000 and the church gathered for their fellowship meeting. The Pastor looked around and noticed that all was there to bring in the New Year, all except one that is. Chris worked at a buffet and he was called to work that night. Being that he was the only one not there after prayer time, the Pastor said, “since it is New Years Eve and Chris is the only one who can not be here, I was thinking maybe we could all go to his work, get something light to eat and when Chris has a few spare minutes he can come join us”. All agreed and so they loaded four cars full. The Pastors children rode with their grandparents so Monnica and the girls could ride with him and his wife. It so happened that both families had the same car seat/stroller combo so when the Pastor got in and asked if everyone was ready all said yes. As it turns out Monnica indeed was not. She had her back turned to the door buckling up Taylor’s car seat belt. She glanced over her shoulder and saw the top

Poem For The Asking
I don't want to write a poem. I've met my quota of self-expression for the week I have no need to write anything new Just because there's an open mic this week. . . You think I can't just listen, And not get up and read Just because I never have doesn't mean I can't. I don't want to write a poem I'm tired of arguing with my spell checker Do you have any idea how difficult it is To be the only poet who can't spell or type? I don't want to write a poem I have nothing to complain about Nothing spectacular has happened I have no emotional baggage that I need to unload I don't want to write a poem I can't think of anything funny Or clever, or sad. . . Or new I don't want to write a poem August

That Lovin Touch
Ecstatic splendor... Lost in bliss. Your warming touch... Your loving kiss. Soft eyes, Smiling lips. Strong hands, Caressing my hips. Roaming to regions, Exploring my skin. A soft cry is spoken; This must be a sin. Feeling so good, Don't want to stop. Your thorough search Sends me over the top. Your mouth against mine, Muting my moans. You speak to me With nothing but groans. Glistening bodies, Arms wrapped around. Hearing your heartbeat.. My comforting sound..

Lord Thank You For Today
Ty for today , and every day , may we open our hearts to love you; May we let all troubles go unto you and know your all can do all ;and we need only you; Your love be the greatest love of all to us . May we trust in you and thy will for us all. May we know and have a tremendous faith in You; thru you Jesus Christ , our salvation is and will be forever eternally. Lord ;may I be able to do all . that You call me to do . My heart is willing and I do show love all about me, to others . Lord your here with me know and thank you for all. I live and breathe for you O Lord. May all be blessed and coomforted, and feel your love and guidence ; to what you have planned for them and their lives also.. hugs all; O Lord; thy are my Salvation.. Amen!!!!!

If Only
If only It were... I keep gazing at the wall, listening to the clock. it hurts just to realize. if it were written down-- and you would be the guy, we'd be the perfect pair, thrown upon a bucket of glares. maybe I don't mind having you as I sit here, wondering how many novels, I'd read dreaming of you. where you'll smile, whenever I turn my back, walk away. and I'd laugh, till tears would fall, dreaming of you. but as every story has a villain, and every villain has a plan. and everything just disappeared, away. What could I have done? My eyes has garnered tears, as I look down at my fears, wondering what went wrong. Is it what I have asked? To wear each other's masks? What happened to story, that I dreamed to create? Where I'll wrap you around my arms, and you'd throw away the tears, comfort all my fears. Where I can see you smile, and you can hear me laugh, walking for another mile. If only it were all true. Tell me if I can still have my happy en

Who I Am
As promised I will write a little about myself...who i am....what i do...why i do it! First, as you all see im 34 (35 in 7 days), i have 3 children (thats why you see stretch marks in my pics, big babies and a little body at that time). i wasnt always a big girl, actually i was small as a child and as teen and even a young adult, but having children changed all that, so instead of hiding i embrace my size. ive tried for years to lose the weight, even to the extreme of considering bypass surgery. But came to a realization that i dont have to change myself for others. why? because the world says skinny is better. and who says this, the skinny girls? well, i say i am big, I am beautiful, I am sexy. I am me!!!! I own a business and do plus size modeling in my spare time (so to speak, when i dont have much spare time). Why i do the plus size modeling? Well, obviously i need to be able to pay the bills (remember www.bighotbombshells.com, shameless plug). but, also i would like to por

Love To All My Friends
i am 225,000 points away from leveling, if you come by and show me some luv by rating my pics and stash etc, i would very much appreciate it, i return all the love, ty so much , hugs peepsbigmomma@ fubar

Horoscope
It's not about what happens "out there," for it's really all about your inner growth now. The changes can be quite dramatic now, especially if you are inclined to resist the inevitable. Don't be afraid to journey inward as you try to better understand your attractions and desires. Paying extra attention to your feelings can deepen an important relationship if you are patient.

This Isn't Real
(I'm still new to this, bear with me.) I've been an avid user of the web for about 9 years now and have learned a lot. I know the ropes and reigns and some personas are extremely easy to read. By that, I mean that if you're going to talk to me then use some respect. I am a grown woman and expect to be treated as such. I've had guys on here tell me after friending me - one day later - that I'm the one and the only one they think about. This is after exchanging a few brief lines. Once the "I'm bored" and then following cheesey lines about what I'm wearing and wishing I was there to keep them warm in bed, etc., ensue I tend to not talk much to that person any more. I don't like being rude, but you'll learn eventually (if this applies to you) that I'm not some idiotic internet whore. Yes, I'm blonde, but as I've observed with some of you brunette men, you're quite pathetic and ignorant. Hmm... Did that come off as rude? I won't be rude to you unless you disrespect me or

Art Of Seduction
Seduction has for ages been the most exciting thing in a relationship. Though most people are clueless as to how to seduce, they do not mind being seduced! It requires some amount of practice to master the art of seduction. Eye contact is very essential when seducing. Eyes are capable of "speaking" your deepest emotions and they it better than actually talking! However, learn to maintain a steady gaze. Staring or gawking is big no-no. Set the correct atmosphere for effective seduction. The lighting, ambience and other things should be comfortable. Avoid extremes like too bright lights or too dull ambience. Music always works if it is soft and subtle. It shouldn't steal the thunder from you! Learn to dance if you can. Master a few moves and set the dance floor on fire. Nothing turns on a person more than dancing, as you can get intimate with each other without feeling awkward. Smile as often as you can. But please do not show your teeth as often. Like eye contact, your smile sh

Congratulations Your Not A Slut
/www.slutquiz.com/images/01.gif" border="0" alt=""> Congratulations your NOT a Slut! But you can be if your try harder! Go out and do someone right now! Your Motto: "NO." Your Sign: "STOP" * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0***

No One Really Knows
"No one really knows What kind of bond we share And even if I told them They probably wouldn't care You are very dear to me I hope you know it's true And now that you are sick Tell me what that I should do? While you've been gone A part of me has been lost It's like I've taken our friendship for granted And now I'm paying the cost I never knew how much you meant to me until you went away The thought of you being really sick Haunted me every day I spent a few days at alone and my weekend was such a bore A lot of my time was spent in my room I think my mum's ready to break down the door And now I make this vow to you to keep until the end I'll help you through the pain and tears Until our rivers bend So if you ever need someone You know just who to call I'll be here by the phone To catch you if you fall "

"hope"
Its Magic & Its Free Its not in a prescription Its not in a IV It punctuates out laughter It Sparkles in our tears It simmers under sorrows and Dissipates our fears Do you know hope is? Its reaching past today Its dreaming of tomorrow Its trying a new way Its Questioning All the Answers And always seeking more"

"life"
Life is hard, Life is tough, You need to be strong, And never give up There may be days, That never seem to end, And you feel like you, Don't have a friend, But keep on walking Down that road, Your friends will follow And bear your load, But face each day, And what it brings, And you'll be ready, To face any thing.

Marriage
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!" "Yeah?" s

Ozark Trail
Trails have laced the earth’s surface for countless centuries. Early human beings followed game trails, and eventually wore trails of their own as they migrated and searched for food and water. Later, trails were developed between villages to allow for increased trade and cultural interchange. Trails also, of course, led to areas of special beauty and areas having spiritual significance. Trails such as the Independence, the Oregon, and the Santa Fe, on which settlers moved westward across America, are legendary. Most of these trails, however, fell into disuse as roads and then paved highways lured people to speedier forms of locomotion. For many people, speed has lost at least some of its appeal and non-motorized travel again has gained importance. Modern-day travelers are not settling new frontiers; instead, they usually seek quiet contrast to their often-hectic lives. They explore autumn-colored hills, rushing spring-fed rivers and quiet hollows. They find revitalization, inspi

God's Promise
God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow or sun without rain. But god did promise strength for the day comfort for the tears and light for the way. and all who believe in his kingdom above. He answers their faith with everlasting live God Bless

By The Year 2050
It's now official. By 2050 whites will be the minority race in the United States. When the Census of 2050 is completed the Census Bureau estimates that the white race will become a minority in the United States. Hispanics will be the dominant race. African Americans will remain the third prevalent ethnic group in America. The question is, will the middle class white male (who already is an unrecognized minority in America) qualify for set asides, a preferential quota system and, on Capitol Hill, a "Congressional White Caucus?" The census prediction estimates that the white population will grow about 7% while the Hispanic population will increase by 194%. The dramatic increase in Hispanics is not due to procreation. Hispanics have a higher birth rate than any other ethnic segment of the population (an average of 3 live births per family compared to two for Whites and African Americans). But it will be the influx of both legal and illegal Hispanics of childbearing years that will tilt

Poem
Blue eyes, brown hair Smile so sweet, it isn't fair. Broad shoulders, slim hips How I wish, I could kiss those lips. Being with you feels so right Especially when you hold me tight Love for us is impossible it seems, Because I can have you only in my dreams.

Making Up
"I'm tired of fighting with you! All you do is hear what you want and twist the rest!" "I learned from the best!" You stomp out of the room, towards the bedroom, leaving me on the couch in tears. Too many times lately have our evenings resorted to this. I sit and reflect on happier times. Times when we could laugh, and play; times when our battles were against the world, and not eachother; times when there were more smiles, and the tears were of joy. I hear you turn on the shower, and I sigh. How is it so easy for you to walk away? Do you not see the hurt in my eyes? The longing on my face for us to get things back to the way they used to be? I miss us. I know that I would rather fight with you everyday than be without you, but I'm so tired of the argueing, so tired of not knowing how you would react at my touch. I raise my tired, lonely body from the couch, and pad down the hall to the bedroom. Someone has to do something, and I'm not willing to give up without one more fight. I

9 Things
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is '

Back From Urgent Care
Hey Everyone, I just wanted to let you all know what I found out at Urgent Care today. Before I went to Urgent Care, I had a temperature of 101. When I got there, I did not have a fever. The doctor I saw was really nice and asked me a lot of questions. He told me that I have bronchitis, a viral infection in my stomach and some other kind of infection. The doctor gave me a prescription for a Z-Pak to fight the bronchitis. He told me to drink plenty of fluids and rest. He even gave me the bus money to get home. So if you do not see me on here that much bombing or rating, I am in bed resting and trying to get better. Love you all, Tiggerbear2007

As Some Of You Know I Have Been Messing With My Fan List
I unfanned every one, and went back and refanned the people who shared the love by fanning me in the first place.If I missed you , make sure you really did fan me, fan me if you missed me,and holler at me so I know and I WILL DEFINATELY return the love. :)my next step is to work on rating stash, then pic, blogs etc of every one :) I'm starting with my family, moving on to fans, then friends :)(yup moving from the smallest to the largest group. it's gonna take me some time to do obviously (and i won't be rating your NSFW since there is no point(or points, why waste a rate on something that will be no gain to anyone except for to their ego) to it(might look though depending on what it actually is LOL) That being said though, if you are REALLY close to leveling, (like under 5000) let me know and I'll bump you up on my rating list and help you out sooner. MUWAH!!!!!

Getting Married
Ow, ow! Whose getting married. ME!! I'm so excited. This is very good news. I have so much planning to do and thanks to my sister and Marie and the rest of the gals, I'll be having some great parties lined up. I've found a wonderful wedding dress as well. It is perfect for a ceremony in a theatre as well since I'm a theatre major. Oh boy, oh boy!

Myself
Beyond myself, some ware, I still wait for my return, And while I wait I see, in the far, far away something of a wonder, it lies just above the quick of my life's darkened heart, so close that in fact, it risks being devoured by what can only be explained as everything I have ever,EVER, refused to feel. I am terror stricken, so many good things have met such horrid and bleak fate to that heart. I can not risk being taken in aswell, and made to feel, not now, not while this new wonder has set its-self so near doom. .Now I can no longer wait for myself here, near this place, so dark and hungry. I must discover what or who that wonder Is, and what it means. How? how dose one pass there own darkened heart to the wonder that awates without being consumed? I so desperately want to know that wonder but I am in fear of my own darkened heart. ....................I wonder, is that wonder waiting for myself as well?

Looking For Female House Pet
Ok ladies im looking for a new female house pet must be a submissive if you are interested send me yr pic and tell me why you want to be my pet just keep in mind it will be my first time with a female a sexy pic with face shot must be included to be considred

Chips Dip Chains And Handcuffs
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs, Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100% Biting92% Bondage83% Blind Folds83% Blood42% Whips42% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Walking Baby
My 10 month old daughter started walking a few days ago and I cant believe how fast shes learning. Its shocking to remember just how tiny she was when she was born. One part of me wants her to stay that small forever, the other part cant wait until she can tie her shoes and make pretty pictures and read and all that big girl stuff... She is such hard work, but I know in the end its all worth it.

I Really Have To Much Time On My Hands. Is It True Or Not You Deside
Hello All Iam looking for a job and all but somehting came up today and while I was filling out apps and faxing resumes. Now i know i hate when I get on a Kick like this because it gets me off track but its one of my fav bands of all time and one of my fav songs. Its Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin some people say that there is backward satanic messages In the song. There are two songs in my stash that if the song is played backwards it talks about Satan and all. Iam not sure if its just a way for the haters to bust up one of the most popular classic rock bands of all time or is there really something to it. Some signs lead to it being true. I think back in the late 70s ealry 80s Jimmy Page bought Aleister Crowley's house in Scottland which had become a well known Satanic church and was known as "The Toolhouse." In his books, Crowley advocated that his followers learn to read and speak backwards.Plant and Page wrote most of the song and their 4th album at an old mansion

Re: Wtc Worker Witnessed Lobby Explosions On 9/11
WTC Worker Witnessed Lobby Explosions On 9/11 A man who was working in the World Trade Center on 9/11 has told WeAreChange. org that he personally witnessed explosions in the lobby area after he left the building to buy hot dogs at the same time that the first plane hit the north tower RE: WTC Worker Witnessed Lobby Explosions On 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 03 Oct 2007, 22:24 WTC Worker Witnessed Lobby Explosions On 9/11 A man who was working in the World Trade Center on 9/11 has told WeAreChange.org that he personally witnessed explosions in the lobby area after he left the building to buy hot dogs at the same time that the first plane hit the north tower. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/031007_lobby_explosions.htmRE: WTC Worker Witnessed Lobby Explosions On 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 03 Oct 2007, 22:24 WTC

The Letter
To everyone who reads this, I'm sorry for the pain. Believe me when I tell you, My actions weren't in vain. I don't know how to let you know, Of all the pain I was in. Nothing can describe the reason, I committed this sin. You said you knew the best for me, And how to make me smile. You didn't even think to check, Every once in a while. Whether I was right and good, Or just down and out. Whether I wore a smile, Or a frown or pout. Even my sharpest blades have been, Better friends than you. There for me through thick and thin, What was I to do? I've struggled through the past few years, Keeping out of strife. Each day edging closer, To taking my own life. My will to live had been dissolved, But my memories remained. Little did I realise how, The crimson river stained. So when you find this I'll be gone, My exit's growing near. Please forgive my selfishness, And please don't shed a tear. To all of those that loved me, And those that preten

Nothing To See
The love of my life is an acid trip in my mind. I wonder, how much truth can I see before I come down? It’s never enough. It is a nauseating ride trying to make the spinning stop through the drama. My wicked breaks the soul torn by my passion. Forever I must admit the obsession broke the fantasy and the claim that I could at last bring forth the truth I once seen. But now is the cold, sweating tears of ice. Though not what they once were inside of the storming wind. The chance I needed to feel something real doesn’t measure against the fog. Of course, if there was a belief it doesn’t begin to acknowledge the freedom. The choices I see don’t beg for acceptance. Yet superficial liars believe the blood is no different than the fly swirling around the meat.

What I Have So Far/not Yet Edited Feed Back Needed
The Dawning Of the Son Written By: Tosha Gravitt Dedicated to my Grandfather Crawford, I love you. The events herein are fictional, all names, places, and events are purely the imagination of an otherwise idol mind. Any similarity to real life persons is coincidental. Enjoy! (The works in question are still in the progression stage, all grammatical and tactical errors will be worked out later, and this is only a preview. I wanted you to see it before you left) Preface: What I say to you this day is not to be taken as a pathway or a means to create your own horror, only to prove that such things exists and should never be taken lightly. 1969 was a time of ignorance and evil men working with almost no opposition. Those that did not follow the same views of these men were often subjected to the minds and hands of their predecessors to be tortured and bound until there was no more use for them, and

~ John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance ~
John Lennon sings give peace a chance at the Montreal bed in . God i can't believe i remember this :( hehe When ever their is a War they will always be Anti War. A hole different time

People On Here
why do people take the time to create profiles and fill in information on them when nobody reads them? are people really that lazy? its kind of rediculous, especially when you do put the time in and put information that they feel is important to people on here... even if you put on your heading 'read before you message/add (or whatever) me' they still don't listen... i'm sorry but i'm not interested in becoming friends with people that are a lot older than i am. i'm sorry if that offends people, but that's just the way i am. someone sent me a shout this afternoon before i headed to work and they were older than me by 15 years... they asked me if i had yahoo or whatever so we could chat and i very politely told them to read my profile and then went to work... they then rated me a "1"... i love how people that are supposedly older then me are less mature... it just kinda makes me laugh... i feel sorry for some people... i guess even though most of the people i have encountered on here ha

Some Days!
Some days it seems like a total struggle to just get from morning to night in one solid piece. There are times when the tears just can not be fought back. It feels as though there is a huge weight on my chest and the breath that I draw is shallow and short. My spirit screams in pain wondering when the viel of darkness will be lifted from my heart. Will the pain ever stop or will it just persist through the days and nights that I am enduring? Will the answers ever come, will the light ever shine will the tears ever dry?

Not Sure What Happened
back in the corner of my mind i thought the days of dreaming have slipped by there comes a time when i just can't fight what is bound to come out in a matter of time secrets kept yet never quite forgotten a connection held, but will it be broken? strangers by day, lovers by night though not totally reasonable, it feels so right firendship to start, yet a destiny ... how are we to know? thinking of you dare i say feelings may not be returned to my dismay if you only knew the imprint you have left in my mind so to whom it must concern it was not suppose to go this way.... there was to be no feel no emotion not a second thought.... how this came to be, a mystery it shall always be.

Pleaseeeeee
This guy is a total sweetheart!!! He's really close to leveling up..please help him out by adding him, becoming his fan...and rating his pics!! thanks.. ♥ ~Angel~ †~DJ Rayne ~ † ScAtTeRsWORLD Manager/Drama Killer@ fubar

Sock's!!!!
How come when yu put your sock's in the washing machine, then stick em straight in the dryer (1"ft away) dry em!!! put em in the washing basket! then go to put them away! there's alway's "ONE" missing??? were do they go?? why do all the ones yu got left after every wash never match??? let me know........:-(

A Circle Of Friends
this is something i copied from Crystal GIRLS IN MY CIRCLE When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend, and then I started to become a woman. And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God would show you the best in many friends. One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man. Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom. Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities. Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be. One friend will say, 'Let's cry together,' another, 'Let's fight together,' another, 'Let's walk away together.' One friend will meet your spiritual need, another your shoe fetish, another your love for movies, another will be with you in your season of confusion, another will be your clarifier, another the wind beneath your wings. But whatever their assignment i

Love In Return
If you wanna get If you wanna get If you wanna get If you wanna get to know me Then you gotta show me Can you be there for me Are you strong enough Can you be my friend till the very end When I give you love Will you give me love in return When you're close to me I can't help it I'm staring right through you Wondering why You dont notice I'd do anything My friends say you know my name It's just not the same You keep playing the shy guy around me Pretending you're too cool Tell me you're free There's no body You want more than me My friends say you know my name It's just not the same

What A Friend Means To Me
To friends everywhere What is a friend? What indeed? Who lends an ear, or shoulder if need? Someone you can laugh with and accepts you even with all your grit. They know everyone sometimes makes mistakes, so, even when the problem; they don’t make- they say, “I’m sorry” when these upsets occur, simply to keep their friendship true and sure. A person willing to accept an apology; giving encouragement and a helping hand is the key to ensure the friendship keeps growing stronger for being a friend for life and even longer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So what is a friend in my minds eye? Riding life’s waves together; be them low or high. They think of you even with miles in-between, and the image of you; in their eyes are seen. They are by your side, but not in your way, they help keep you straight when you stray. What kind of friend are those honors due? The kind that – through thick or thin, sticks like glue. They know

Sweet
One of my quit smoking buds sent me the following email today.... Can you imagine that you have not smoked 9700 of those things… That is a lot. Actually that is 485 packs 48 ½ cartons Savings of $1,938.50 dollars…. WOW You go girl… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How cool is that??? I am DAMN proud of those numbers :) I ROCK!

Life And Love
This is to every guy that has ever hurt someone they so called cared and loved. When you hurt the ones you say you love, do you try to make it right? I haven't seen it. When you tell them that you love them, do you mean it or just trying to get in their pants or playing nice? I think it's both. When you say you wanna married them and have a child with them, is that what you really want? I don't think it is. When you look at your beautiful child and tell them that you love them, does that still forgive you for not being around them like you should be? Hell no it doesn't I already know this is gonna start shit with one particular person and I could give a rats butt. Honestly, if we mattered to him (and by we i mean a couple of other ppl besides just nathan and i) he would have done what was right and stop hiding the truth and lying to everyone that cares about you. Then you want to bring a person you know I can't stand to get your son, screw that your lucky I even let you

Fathers
You were never there for me Never acted like the father you were suppose to be You ran around, never came home Never even showed me your love It felt like you only came to see me once a year It was I, that always ended up shedding the tears I would praise you and put you on a pedastool..noo noo not my father he would never do that... But I was played for a fool I loved you dad, and only wanted your love in return But I never had it and thats what I had to learn I have grown up without you Not knowing and ever really spending time with you You come around now and you wonder how How your little girl has grown up so fast How would you know..I grew up without you dad You can never make up for what you did I am no longer your little kid I tried to spend time with you Show all the love I still had for you but over and over again, you pushed me away You come to me now, trying to be in my life But it will never make things right I had to learn to deal with it As I have g

Tags :s
A few of you know that I get my tubes & pics to do my tags from a group that supplies it, well about a week ago they asked me if I could make tags for the group every week, but, they wanted me to make 100 a week I'm thinking omg no way I will have no life but I have been getting good reviews from everyone I made tags for here so I thought may as well give it a shot. Well I decided to do blank tags so ppl could put in their own words & what not I have for the last 4 days been making tags non-stop I sent in 50 so far yesterday (ya thats a lot LOL) & so did 2 others. Now this may sound childish of me BUT they got thank-yous & even comments & criticisms, me I got NOTHING no word on if anyone liked them or how I can improve my style or if they were just no good :( so I don't know if i should continue or not I mean, I don't want to make things if no one likes them hell I can take criticism on my tags, & I'd even take suggestions on how to improve them. So if I happen to make a tag for yo

Shadow
Shadow She sits and stairs blankly at what seems to be a wall.. The room so black, filled with silence.. nothing is heard not even her tears that fall to the floor.. She cant figure out what she has done wrong, why others turn away, why others give her hopes only to smash her dreams.. Her life seems so empty, as if there was nothing there at all.. As if she was a shadow inside the silent room, as if when someone finally sees the light she quickly fades away, becomes nothing, just been washed away.. All her life she sits in darkness, waiting for her time to come, but as one day passes another comes, but not once is it her time.. her heart trys to heal, she allows others in, she tells herself not to, yet she cant turn them away.. She wants to be there for anyone in need, she wants to care for everyone who is without.. but all she ever wanted was to be needed in return to be loved, and cherished and cared for by those she has allowed in.. "What is so wrong with me?" she asks.. her head

Destiny Or Fate?
strange prince the rain falls down, the tears of angels splash splash into little puddles of mud, mud made from my anger and hate why, why would it have to be this way I thought long and hard, suffering increases pain lingers, he lingers, coming back for more enough. Go away I yell, go away. You did your damage I will survive, I did before you, I will after you a stranger in the distance draws near, could it be, could it be, my red eyes focus in, is this my prince charming my night in armour? He is distant, but drawing near. closer and closer, I wrap my arms around him, embracing he wipes my tears of distraught away. smelling his cologne, feeling how good he feels, how i longed for such a man, for such a caring touch a touch in a need of time. Thank you strange prince, thank you. His embrace, warm and tender he feels to good, to good to be true I clinch tighter, dont leave, dont leave lifting his katana toward me, h

Joke
-------Original Message------ Subject: FW: Divorce Joke ----- Original Message ----- Subject: Divorce Joke One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95" The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95? The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and. one of Ken's Friends

Scammer On Fubar Beware!
This Person Added Me On Yahoo Today Posing As A Model Saying Shes From Pa Now In Africa. Seems Weird To Me And She Or It Has A Profile On Here Also Please Be Careful. Thats All They Want Is Money! The Person Cant Even Type Right. joy@ fubar

Ole Thy Schwong
Why would I referrer to you by name or by hint, It wouldnt matter you'ld still get pissed. you know what you did, you played me for a fool, Now its my turn to walk away from you. If you want, I can play the blame game too, but I can admit my part how about you? I am not your escape goat, I am not a pawn you had my heart, but now its gone. But fate will give you yours, oh yes it will, For you reap what you sow, now "go with the flow" I looked up to you, not only at your face. I looked up to you, your soul was great. you taught me one thing I hold dear, forgiveness to others, you made that very clear. I will hold my head high, I will be strong I will just have to go buy a big plastic schwong.

Breast Self-exams
Breast self-exams: One way to detect breast cancer Breast self-exams — along with clinical breast exams and mammography — raise your awareness of your breast health. Find out what breast familiarity entails and review self-exam techniques. Breast self-exams, long advocated as essential for early breast cancer detection, are now considered optional. What's stressed today is breast awareness, which involves being familiar with the normal consistency of your breasts and the underlying tissue. Breast self-exams contribute greatly to breast awareness, teaching you how your breasts vary in sensitivity and texture at different times during your menstrual cycle and different stages of life. This sense of what's normal is known as breast familiarity. Benefits of breast familiarity When you know the normal feel of your breasts, it's easier to notice subtle but potentially serious changes. These changes may become apparent quickly, over the course of just a few months. Say, for exam

50 Things To Do During Finals
Just way too funny not to share... I wish I'd thought of some of these during my school years LOL. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 6. Bring cheerleaders. 7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've b

The Top 9 Sexual Jokes Of All Time!
The Top 9 Sexual Jokes of all time! #9 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." # 8 A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." # 7 A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos and he notices

Amour
Love is a wild animal It breathes you it looks for you It nests upon broken hearts and goes hunting when there are kisses and candles It sucks tightly on your lips and digs tunnels through your ribs It drops softly like snow First it gets hot then cold in the end it hurts Amour Amour Everyone just wants to tame you Amour Amour in the end caught between your teeth Love is a wild animal It bites and scratches and kicks towards me It holds me tightly with a thousand arms and drags me into its love nest It devours me completely and retches me back out after many years It drops softly like snow First it gets hot then cold in the end it hurts Amour Amour Everyone just wants to tame you Amour Amour in the end caught between your teeth Love is a wild animal You fall into its trap It stares into your eyes Spellbound when its gaze hits you Please please give me poison

Rosenrot (rose-red)
A girl saw a little rose It bloomed there in bright heights She asked her sweetheart if he could fetch it for her She wants it and that's fine So it was and so it will always be She wants it and that's the custom Whatever she wants she gets Deep wells must be dug if you want clear water Rose-red, oh Rose-red Deep waters don't run still The boy climbs the mountain in torment He doesn't really care about the view Only the little rose is on his mind He brings it to his sweetheart She wants it and that's fine So it was and so it will always be She wants it and that's the custom Whatever she wants she gets Deep wells must be dug if you want clear water Rose-red, oh Rose-red Deep waters don't run still At his boots, a stone breaks Doesn't want to be on the cliff anymore And a scream lets everyone know Both are falling to the ground She wants it and that's fine So it was and so it will always be She wants it and that's the custom Whatever she wants

Wo Bist Du (where Are You)
I love you I love you not I love you no more I love you no more or less than you Than you loved me When you still loved me [1] The pretty girls are not pretty The warm hands are so cold All clocks have stopped It's no longer healthy to laugh, and soon I'll look for you behind the light Where are you I don't want to be so alone Where are you The pretty girls are not pretty The warm hands are so cold All clocks have stopped It's no longer healthy to laugh, and soon I look for you behind the light Where are you I don't want to be so alone Where are you I look for you under every stone Where are you I fall asleep with a knife Where are you [1] The first few lines build on each other by adding only a word or two, yet changing the meaning of all the lines said up to this point. It can't really be fully translated.

Stirb Nicht Vor Mir (don't Die Before I Do)
The night opens her lap The child's name is loneliness It is cold and motionless I cry softly into time I don't know what your name is But I know that you exist I know that sometime someone will love me He comes to me every night No words are left to say With his hands around my neck I close my eyes and pass away I don't know who he is In my dreams he does exist His passion is a kiss And I can not resist I wait here Don't die before I do I wait here Don't die before I do I don't know who you are I know that you exist Don't die Sometimes love seems so far I wait here Your love I can't dismiss I wait here All the houses are covered in snow And candle light in the windows They lie there together And I I only wait for you I wait here Don't die before I do I wait here Don't die before I do I don't know who you are I know that you exist Don't die Sometimes love seems so far I wait here Your love I can't dismiss Don't die before I do

Feuer & Wasser (fire & Water)
It's beautiful when she swims the breaststroke Then I can see into her core Not that the breast is what's beautiful I just swim after her Sparking dust flows from the center A firework shoots from her crotch Fire and water don't come together Can't be bound, aren't related Sunken in sparks, I am aflame and am burned in the water Burned in the water It's beautiful when she swims naked then I want to see her from behind Not that the breasts are attractive Her legs open like scissors Then from its hiding place, the flame glows hotly from her thigh-angle [1] She swims past and doesn't notice me I am her shadow, she stands in the light There is no hope and no confidence Fire and water don't come together Can't be bound, aren't related Sunken in sparks, I am aflame and am burned in the water Like this, the blood boils in my loins I grab her with wet hands Smooth as a fish and cold as ice She won't waste herself on me I know Fire and water never come tog

Ein Lied (a Song)
Whoever does good will be forgiven Therefore be good in all your journeys Then you'll soon have visitors We'll come with the song book We were born for music We are the servants of your ears Whenever you're sad We play for you If you live without sin And give each other a hand If you don't squint into the sun a song will be played for you We are the servants of your ears We were born for music Whenever you're sad we play for you Whenever you can't sleep May you be treated to a song And heaven cracks A song falls softly from the light of heaven We were born for music We are the servants of your ears Whenever you're sad We play for you

My Sayings 5
Of everything I could want or need all I ask for is a beauty to call my own, someone to hold someone to love, one to share my good times and my bad, one who will laugh when I laugh cry when I cry but most of all love, I ask for that of a woman

Will Be.. In Chicago Looking For Cute Female
I will be in and around North Chicago, Oct 14-16th... if you care to run into me... = ) Not that i live far away.. just staying up there for training........ for the 2-3 days..... KajerWW on Yahoo IM KajerWW@hotmail.com on MSN kajer@verizon.net at home... if you care too take care , be bad Kajer

Mom Back In The Hospital
Well last night I had to put my mom back in the hospital she has an infection in her pic line and she was anemic so they had to give her some blood. So they have to figure out were shes bleeding from. There also running more test to make sure the cancer didn't come back.

I Am Back Online Whooohooo!!!
Just wanted to let everyone know that I now have a laptop in the truck so I will be off and on every day. Just depends on where I can get a good signal lol. We are in Gary IN. til about 2am EST and then off to Troy, MI. Miss talking to you all and hope everyone is good!! TwinkleBug (Angel)

Ember
It's not working. They squirm around instead, some grander dance perhaps. They try to escape, the pressure inside. Frustrated, thrash about, without motion. Can't quite force, that intimate touch. Dig into the past. Under the waste, of past failures or joys, there might be, a little ember. Breath into it, like a lovers ear, rebuilding passion, rebounding for another act. Raise up again. Press tightly together, warm bodies in darkness, nurture with twisted ways, create a new light, in the inky black. Small fire, bigger flames, sparks float, into feeling, into thoughts, into words, perhaps poetry.

Gabriel
The fond lips of night do bid you farewell As they close in on shadows; not heaven, nor hell Sleep tight my love, come morning light There will be no more battle, no more wars to fight Submit to the darkness, let your weary head rest Surrender to peace, don't fight for your breath Find not hurt, anger, berayal or lies No sin for forgiveness nor thorn in your side Let your mind wander from the depths of the pain Outside you will find me and home once again For you'll return just as you once did To recover the secrets and the raw truth we hid Sleep tight my love, let go of this world Of the tragedy, the lost souls, and embrace love unfurled Go to the Goddess, she holds you close to her heart Go to the God, you were his child apart So let go, child, and dream of the time When I was yours, and you were mine One day again I will be yours, a new day we'll see So goodnight my love, as I will, mote it be.

Time To Grow Up.
Hey friends and those just hanging on the friends list, Its been forever and a day since I've been around Fubar. Due to past events, I just needed a kind of "reboot" for my life path. So, I did. I made a change in my life path. Starting Oct 9th, I will be an official college student. I guess better late than never. I should of made this choice years ago, but even then, I picked the wrong path. The funny thing is, I am working towards a Bachelors in Psychology. I am so nervous though. I haven't done any structured education since 1994. But, the college I am doing online, I think, is a perfect match for me. I never was good with schooling. This place, does 1 class every 5 weeks. I don't have to worry about multiple classes, added stress, etc. Just one class / one focus. Anyway friends, just wanted to say I am still alive, still kicking.

Miss You
The pain consuming me is so surreal. I feel so hollow, so empty inside. I am sullen in my bitter loneliness. I don't want to be alone like this. Aching for you, my heart cries out in excruciating, murderous pain. . . and it won't stop. Wanting you, like some sort of addictive drug, I can barely live without your love. I want to die - the pain is too intense. I feel like my heart has been ripped out and the hole will never heal. Longing for your lips, I can't stop dreaming about you - but you're so far away. Missing you more each moment, I put on a mask and try to hide the anguish. Tormented without you, I cannot find myself in the darkness. I cannot think, for all of my thoughts are missing you.

Tag
"""TAG??? YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST. ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X"" FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this Send this heart 2 at least 15 people including me if u care 4 me!!! Let's see many hearts you get!!!! ........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶.. ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..................¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ......................¶¶¶¶ 21 hr ago

Empty
There is a place where I hide my soul when I cannot hold the weight of its pain anymore. It is a dark place with no walls or floor, no ceiling tiles that could be removed to expose an escape route to heaven. But heaven is the least of our needs now, as the weather turns cold. Flowers become brittle memories and I gather fractured petals along the way to that place where we can choose to hibernate or rest our cheek to silent stone.

~~never~~
~~~~~~Never say I love you If you really don't care~ ~~~~~~Never talk about feelings If they aren't really there.. ~~~~~~Never hold my hand, If you're going to break my heart ~~~~~~Never say you're going to.. If you don't plan to start ~~~~~~Never look into my eyes If all you do is lie~~ ~~~~~~Never say hello If you only mean goodbye ~~~~~~If you really mean forever Then say you will try ~~~~~~Never say forever.... Forever makes me cry~!

Seriously
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE ENDif u can stand it. Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..

One Last Night Of Terror
Today I had to go in for personal trials. Had to get up early for this also. Knowing today wasnt going to be a good one because of the dreams I had the night before had come true. The kids got up good and got off to school. My friend took me to the doctor and everything went well only because she was there to help me through things that I couldnt do myself. When we go back I had to go on a bus run. So I went. I got a phone call soon after asking me if it was ok for my soon to be ex to be there with his parents so he could get some of his stuff. I told her yes, thinking and praying that he would be gone when I got back but to my surprise he was still there and wanting to see the children. I let him stay for a bit but it was my understanding that his parents were going to come back and pick him up and well I ended up taking him back to where he came from. He so tried to use the kids against me one more time and I just couldnt stop crying. I had to stop the car on the way home

I've Been Wondering
What really is the purpose of Fubar? I mean is it a hook up spot for people to meet the love of their lives or is it an online soap opera or just a place to chill and make friends? WHat is ur take on it?

37 Things Girls Dont Know...how Many Are Really True!!
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll o

Kin Yoo Beleev This Sheeut??
"Burglar" turns out to be drunk neighbor Tue Oct 2, 1:37 PM ET A man in an eastern Dutch town went home last Saturday to find his lights on and his inebriated neighbor welcoming him at the front door with a drink. The drunken 53-year old, who lives two doors down in the small town of Gasselternijveen, had broken into the wrong house after finding that his key didn't work, according to a police report. His furniture looked different, his dog was missing. The drunken neighbor was arrested for trespass, but has since offered to pay for damages.

The South Is Still Being Shitted On... Literally!
N.Y. human waste raises stink in Alabama Wed Oct 3, 4:54 PM ET GOODSPRINGS, Ala. - Human waste from New York is creating a stink in rural north Alabama. A Texas company has opened a plant that treats sewer sludge from New York and turns it into fertilizer that is spread on Alabama farmland. It's a great deal for farmers, who get the fertilizer for free, but some in northwest Limestone County say they can't stomach the stench. "When the wind is right, we can't even breathe," said Lori Muse of Goodsprings. "People out here are really upset about it. It smells 10 times worst than a pig barn." Bill Daws, a county commissioner, called the odor "the worst smell that I've ever smelled." "But we've checked everything out and it all appears to be legit," he told The News Courier of Athens, which first reported the flap. Synagro Technologies Inc. of Houston, Texas, has a contract to dispose of human wastes from New York. The company treats sludge from wastewater plants in New Y

Naughty Survey
This is what I call.. The Naughty Survey. Simply fill it out and send it to the person who posted this bulletin. Have a naughty time! START 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little

Woman Suing Irs Over Sex-change
The Associated Press Oct. 1, 2007 01:07 PM NEW YORK - After years of painful soul searching, Rhiannon O'Donnabhain - a former construction engineer from a devout Irish Catholic family in Boston - decided to surgically change his sex to female in 2001. The struggle was equally tough financially - hormone treatments and medical procedures set her back $25,000, a burden she felt could be partially offset by taking a $5,000 tax deduction for medical costs. When she sent in her tax claims after the surgery, the Internal Revenue Service initially issued the 64-year-old former Coast Guard reservist a refund check for $5,000. But soon after, she was audited and ordered to return the refund because the IRS had determined that her surgery had been merely "cosmetic" - and therefore not tax deductible. Rather than return the money, O'Donnabhain opted to sue the IRS. The result has been a riveting case - the first of its kind in normally staid U.S. Tax Court - in which lawyers have just con

A Waste Of A Person
It doesnt matter None of it does. Your not worth it. You dont deserve it. You cant handle it. Just keep your hands occupied. None of them care. Why would they. Its hopeless. Your worthless. A burden. Broken, malfunctioning peice of shit. I before E except after C. you cant even spell. piece. I wish I could pick up the pieces. Its hard to super glue something back together when its not all there. How can you even look at me, Tolerate me, Be any part of my existence? Sick and twisted, Shattered, Self destructive, Lifeless, numb sorry excuse for a person. A sorry excuse for a human being. A waste. I am my own worst enemy. I want nothing more then to get as far away from myself as possible. if only.

Help Rescue The Amazing Rescuer!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ~~STACY~~ Date: Oct 3, 2007 1:40 PM A friend of mine started this online fundraiser for a dear friend, Carole, who is the Co-founder of The Paw'd Squad Animal Rescue. She has dedicated her life to animal rescue and is truly an inspiration to all of us. Please take a look and see if you can help. She has ALWAYS been there to help me out with every and any dog I have found, fostered, and adopted! She is truly amazing! She has been working hard to save the life’s of abandoned, sick, and abused dogs in Los Angeles. Since starting the Paw’d Squad in 2001 she has saved close to 500 dogs, and lives and lovingly cares for some of the hardest cases (dogs unadoptable due to behavioral or health problems that would otherwise be “put down”). The majority of the time, the funds to care for these animals comes out of the money she earns at her full-time day job. With all that she does to help these unfortunate animals, we now have a

And I Fantasize...
I look across the room, meet your dark eyes and sweet smile...and I fantasize. The taste of...sweet sweat mingled together, your readiness as I lick you, our mingled juices at completion. The smell of...your skin close enough to be inhaled, spicy-sweet juices dripping down my thighs, vanilla and lust mixed together. The sight of...your perfectly proportioned body above me, our limbs entwined for mutual ecstasy, tawny forest eyes staring into green depths. The sound of...breathing rising in tandem quicker and harder, exclamations of pleasure and delight, rain on the roof coaxing changes in our rhythm. The feel of...strong fingers cupping my breasts, being pulled open as you push into me, tightening around you as we finish together. I look across the room, meet your dark eyes and sweet smile and I fantasize...

Canadian Pennies (cut Up Prose)
I had fondled the transmission enough to blow a gasket by this point when finally the buick ahead left my crosshairs pulling up to the window i threw on my very best appreciative look for the dreaded bit of eye contact during bag exchange- thanking through my teeth as if I were riding shotgun to a ventriloquist I don't know if tacos and manners have much more in common than being forgotten in drivethroughs but one cant help but marvel at the correlation there are a lot of things we forget and even more we do in advance but the canadian pennies I found later were not either case canadian pennies-you can learn a lot about a person by their life stories bastardized quarters and prodical pennies its inevitable to run into those sneaky, deceptive silver pieces but like a lot of things in life theres no sense in hanging on to them for some people its a quick turn-around process a lot like hot potato with a bomb but with less guilt when it comes down to it its all ab

Do They Even Think?
Just wondering? When people say they are going to do something, anything really, start a new job...have a baby...join the military...do they ever really think about what they are doing? What that decision will mean to them? Maybe I am just crazy, but if you are going to devote a part of your life to something...and yes just about every major thing i listed requires some devotion to...you HAVE to know what you are getting into. You have to be prepared to be the best at what every it is. Why does it seem as though countless people are jumping head first into life altering choices just because they think that "it was a good idea at the time" and they end up not having done any research, any reading, no questions asked...just wing it and see what happens? really? Folks that do this...PLEASE... understand that you are someone in the world that affects others and even if you never want to be judged, labeled, or WTF ever else you want to call it..you ARE! If i start a new job and suc

Love
Love is such a difficult but wonderful thing. I am going throught my own problems right now, but that isn't the point. Yes, love hurts but it can be so wonderful. I will cherish every moment I have had with a certain person (you know who you are!). Even if we don't end up together, the love that I have for you means that all i want is for you to be happy. My heart may break, but it will mend when I know that you are happy. Love gives me the strength to let you go if I have to and it also gives me the strength to hope that we will be together. Yet, it will be if it is meant to be. I have the faith in our love that we will be together. I love you and I always will. Love can be a wonderful thing if you let it. Yes, hearts get broken, but having even 2 seconds of having another person love you back the way I know you do is worth the heart break. Love means that I can see you with another person. I hope I will be with you like we have planned, but if we aren't just remember what I said . .

I Have A Winner!
Winner is... Bobbybones~Dirty South Crew~D&DC~Fu Hubby to Jenny' Congratulations! The answer to my contest is... I have a song in my music player titled Rest In Peace by James Marsters. James played Spike in Buffy. The song was preformed by James Marsters in the episode "Once Again with Feeling". Bobbybones has won a 1 month VIP or 7 day blast... his choice! Again Congratulations. And thank you to all who participated. Watch for future contests!

Omg Omg!!!
Ok, so I am trying really hard to get some sleep, but it does not appear its going to happen anytime soon.... I have a certain someone on a bus right now, coming to see me...I am nervous as hell but also very excited that he is coming to see me.... I am not telling who, and probably won't until he leaves so I can see if its worth talking about....I think it is, but I'm not going to jinx it... I'm really not superstitious, but you never know in these situations...I don't talk too much about the people I plan to meet or am meeting, but I am really trying to find a way to wear myself out so I can get some damn sleep.... He will be here in about 11 hours....I can hardly contain myself....lol Ok, I quit rambling on now......I am going to go fold some laundry or something....

Check Me Out
posted lots of new pics of me in my default album..looking for ratings,comments adds,crushes and lots of fans..so if you love what you see..tell me,show me love,buy me gifts...all the love i will give back...can reach me on yahoo. thewolfwhowalksalone_2005.. well ladies step on up and lets see who really loves me the very most....

Guys Never Do This
LEAVE YOUR SHIRT FOR HER TO SLEEP IN LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYES WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKE SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN TH

This One Is For V. V.!!
This blog is all about V.V.,if you don't know who he is then your F*cking out of luck. Ok,to get this one started I'm going to give you the top 5 reasons I'm crazy for V.V.,hehe. 1)I fell inlove with his vocie on 12/22/2002. 2)I fell inlove with his laughter and his silly side on 4/3/2003. 3)The more I tried to push him out of my life ,the more life pushed him at me.(couldn't go anywhere with out my friends talking about him) 4)On 11/25/2004 it became a hate/love thing for me. 5)Now at this time I count him as being the only guy that hasn't let me down,so far that is. There you have it my top 5 reason's I'm crazy for V.V.,hehe. I know what your all thinking ya,ya,who your trying to kid, his got a great body to go with that vocie,but truth be told,I didn't know what he looked like untill 8/8/2005,so stick that up where the sun don't shine people. Anyhow,moving on!! As great as V.V. is, he wouldn't be where he is with out the rest of the band. What can I say their just as great as

Dreamland
So gently they came out Almost a whisper of a sound They mingled with the stillness And a feeling so profound I first heard those words Such a long time ago But now my world has smiled My face began to glow. I longed to hear those words again Bringing the winds of change I no longer felt I had to abstain From feeling joy instead of pain I said those words first So soft yet so sweet Magically and lovingly Our eyes would meet He reply came next Forever to endear As those wonderful words Now flowed into my ears "I love you!" I said, And my words echoed back From my lover's lips they came Precise and intact My spirit soon stirred My soul was renewed My heart beat loudly As my thoughts flew Over hills and valleys Through time and space I kissed him sweet lips Gently caressing his face My tears flowed freely Gentle tracks down my cheeks Overwhelmed by my silence I was unable to speak Always and forever are These moments with you They wil

Am I Ugly???
I was on a website that I'm also addicted to tonight and I added a picture with the name 'ImaClassyBitch' (you know because I am) and the very first comment I get within 1 minute of setting up the page is "No, your a fat bitch" with the rating of a one. Also just for kicks to see how many people in the world thinks I'm as cute as I say I am I add a picture of myself on HotorNot, I check my rating and its a 4.7. Thats very depressing I don't think I'm a 4.7, I'm atleast a 7, 7.5 on a good day. And I know I'm a big girl but I don't need no DUMB ASS commenting that I'm not classy I'm just fat. To all my blog readers Do you think I'm ugly????