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What This Guy Is Saying Is Very Rare Too Bad
Swingers Club
I am looking to see if anyone else is intrested in a club that deals with the swinging lifestyle, would like to go for a ride to see what happens. Touch the Darkness @
I Want To Believe....
When will I die When will I marry Why do I cry for nothing sometimes Why do I feel like I'm in a hurry Feels like a race and I'm out of time Like a lover turning into a friend Somewhere a heart is getting broken again How does the whole thing end? I want to believe in something for real I want to believe in something I feel I want to believe it's all that I need I want to believe Who will be king and who will be begger? When will I have this mystery solved? Who said a ring could mean love forever Nothin's for sure except growing old Will I always be here spinning my wheels Or does misforturne have a hand in the deal Is that how my fate is sealed? I want to believe love has a chance to survive The dream to be as one I want to believe in a nurturing love And not just a sacrifice Where is my home and where am I going? When will I know and how will I know? I had a lover who turned into a friend I had a heart but it got broken again And I don't know if it ev
Suns Gonna Rise.....
You know I've seen that face before I'm not sure if I want it to be that old face I used to see. cause that's the one that left me all alone took my feelings and hung them out to dry never gave a reason why yes I know I fell from grace before but all that's gonna end sun's gonna rise again I'll be listening to those lies again sun's gonna rise cos (cause) I went back for more guess I never learned my lesson well I went straight back into hell but when the lightning hits the stormy sky no one cares about who'll be left to cry and there ain't no reason why yes I know I led the chase before the chase is gonna end you feeling sorry for yourself don't affect my mental health no more I've had enough and it's over sun's gonna rise again I'll be listening to those lies again sun's gonna rise
lookin for people to go bike ridin with in my area, you know of any one let me know.
Freaks Apply Here Lmfao Lets See Who Does This
PLEASE REPOST THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ COPY & PASTE AND REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9. Would you trust me to pick up during the act? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would
Dont Cry Some For The Mens Too Now, Ya Need To Take A Look
In Memoryan Of Kenji Nagai
The graphical reporter Japanese deceased today in Myanmar was identified like Kenji Nagai, into 50 years, according to informed local agency Kyodo. Nagai worked for producer of video APF News, cradle in Tokyo, which she is the one that identified it at a first moment, which later was corroborated by the Ministry of Exteriors of Japan, according to the public television network NHK. Photographic images from Rangún showed the Japanese reporter thrown in the ground during a manifestation and pointed by a gun that carries a soldier. Nagai had traveled single east Tuesday to Myanmar, for a visit of around one week, and had predicted to put itself today in contact with its company, something that did not do, according to the producer tokiota APF.
New Blog Sept 27 2007
Greetings to my friends, Changed jobs since I originally left. Now driving for an air freight company. Mostly run now from Houston to Atlanta and Houston to Chicago. Going through southern states to Atlanta, and of course...north to the big windy. Miss talking with all my friends on here, but...if the wheels arent turning, no money is coming keep the peterbilt tires rolling as long as I can. Again, drop me a line if you'd like to get together for coffee or tea. don't worry, I dont have time for anything Jim
Sexy Lol
A Favor Please????
Help my sexy this contest. Comment Bomb her sexy carmel ass and lets help her win!
Joy Division - Atmosphere
Feet Pictures
why do so many people like feet? what is it about them that so many people enjoy? whats sexy about a part of your body that's trapped in a shoe all day walking around sweating and getting funky? to me it's not appealing at all can some one please fill me in?
Pantera Still Rawks Needs Our Help
I wanted to have another contest but am way to busy in my life promoting the band. So I was thinking you guys can help out. But of course I need to make it worth your while. So here is the plan. I need at least 10 ppl to place the WD player in their stash. For the next month these "promoters" will try and get more plays then their opponents. I will be able to keep track by how many stash ratings you have. I also can track from the player. There will be NO point gain for me. Only for YOU the "promoter".Top 2 Promoters will receive a blast. How many days will be determined by how many stash ratings they received. 3rd and 4th will receive 1 day tickers. If you are interested please leave me a message.
David Bowie - Heroes
Go Head I Dare U
PLEASE REPOST THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ COPY & PASTE AND REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9. Would you trust me to pick up during the act? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would
Meth In Kids Candy
taken from a friend.. Hello all...this is actually very true. I was at a recent conference through work and attended a presentation from an FBI agent warning about this. Thank you CanesCountry for spreading the word. Sincerely, GoCanes! Chris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Body: There is a type of crystal meth going around that lookslike strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sureit will make its way around the country. Kids are ingestingthis thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola,cherry, grape and orange. It looks just like pop rocks. Please instruct children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. Pass this around it could save some family a lot of hear
Freak Application
PLEASE REPOST THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ COPY & PASTE AND REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9. Would you trust me to pick up during the act? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would
Inside Her Walls (part 1)
Him 9/20/07 She thinks of him in the day And dreams of him In the night The ringing phone puts on a smile on her face When its his name she sees. Her bad day fades away when his voice comes Across the miles and says “Hey Baby” The miles between them seem to be Non-existence For the hours she can spend just listening To him talk or even just hearing him Breathe. She can almost feel him right next to her as They connect over the Air waves. The time she gets to see his face over the cam while Listening to his voice makes it all the Better and eases The toughness of the distance between them. Soon he’ll be close to her even Though only for a short time For her it will be enough to last till the next time She holds him close to her And Falls into him.
It's been kind of a week for me, and I'm in a really black/sad mood. So, those I owe email, please forgive me, because I really don't want to write what I'm really thinking right now, so I think you're better off with no email than with gloomy email. A friend just told me he was gloating 'cuz he had another great date last night, and has another one scheduled, and my first (ugly, horrible) reaction was "fuck off." I'm not a small person, and I really am happy for him, but did I really need to hear that right now? Um, no. :) I can't even get a regular friend with benefits thing going, let alone an actual relationship. My last actual date was, um, 15 months ago? Speaking of, my last stab at a FwB came wandering back last night and wanted to get together, and I was kinda thinking "WTF? After seven weeks?" Sorry, dude, I expect more from a friend with benefits. Like, regular sex. I don't know why I keep giving him chances. I'm a sucker, I guess. I've got to stop sleeping with much yo
Insider Her Walls (part 2)
Her Fears 9/24/07 She knows what she feels She knows how much she wants to just Close her eyes and fall. Yet she won’t let herself She’s afraid of the risk of it not being real And getting hurt again. The walls she has up surround her to protect Her must be weak, she thinks, But at least they haven’t crumbled, so she still Has some protection from the Emotions and from the feelings that lay Outside her walls. She hides behind these walls shaking in Fear of what’s outside of them. For all the times she went and let the walls Down she was hurt Beyond comprehension and expression. Inside her walls and her fears She knows at sometime, someone will break Thru the walls and get To her. But when he does will it be to Save her or Deceive her Like the rest? She’d give anything and everything to be Rid f these fears and to Fall into the unknown only to have Him there to catch her. But she can’t, her past hurts and present fears Won’t let her take That risk
The Flow
I have been dreaming for many nights of running my lips up and down your thighs - letting me take you up to heaven and back to earth, make your passions flow while we smoke some herbs. Cool whip cream on your chest as you go insane, saying that you will fuck me while screaming my name, I know that no one will make you feel the same - we'll grab some strawberries to continue the game. you get on top baby ride me till i burst into you, Why won't you tell me if my dream will come true? I just want six hours alone with you!
Woman's Perfect Breakfast
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Who Has A Guest Book
who has a guest book
God Created Woman
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece .
Boobs Baby
Please come by and vote on my boobs, comment as much as you can please, muah...
The Ten Commandments
ten commandments 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.) 7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more) 9. Thou shall not think about having crimes (like Nike says, just do it) 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave "em in the middle)
Poetry... Kinda
What I'm Here For: Spank me, Hate me, Hold me, Taint me, Push me, Pull me, Whip me, Screw me, Black and Blue me, Bruise me, Use me, Burn me, Rape me, That's what I'm here for...
New Pledge
WRITTEN BY A KID IN ARIZONA New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached: NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple , orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowe
Veterans Disarmament Act To Bar Vets From Owning Guns
Please read and understand the severity of this Bill...request widest distro Jess Larry Pratt Sunday September 23, 2007 Hundreds of thousands of veterans -- from Vietnam through Operation Iraqi Freedom -- are at risk of being banned from buying firearms if legislation that is pending in Congress gets enacted. How? The Veterans Disarmament Act -- which has already passed the House -- would place any veteran who has ever been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) on the federal gun ban list. This is exactly what President Bill Clinton did over seven years ago when his administration illegitimately added some 83,000 veterans into the National Criminal Information System (NICS system) -- prohibiting them from purchasing firearms, simply because of afflictions like PTSD. The proposed ban is actually broader. Anyone who is diagnosed as being a tiny danger to himself or others would have his gun rights taken away ... forever. It is section 102((1)©(iv) i
Spring Cleaning
Spring Cleaning Air out all the hidden lies within your life that he created by a false love. Bathe within a refresh way of thinking. Beat his betrayal out of the rug that will release your pain and sorrow upon the winds of life. Dig out disinfect to erase his ill words and horror within the house. Drip dry you eyes of tears to the sorrow your love is gone for him. Dust off the wasted love and desire from the shelves And Empty your heart to begin again anew alone. Drag out the mattress and set afire. Freshen you new reality with purge from the past. Purify your heart and soul with mending hopes. Scour, scrape and scrub his remaining grime upon your life. Straighten and tidy up your life that will give you reasons to spruce up for new horizon upon your darken life. Let spring cleaning begin now for you, Before it’s too late. ©2007 Firestar
Daily Horoscope: Gemini For September 27,2007
Daily Horoscope: Gemini For September 27,2007 You've got a great way with words on your worst day -- and today is far from that! You're in a great place to communicate difficult truths or surprise people with announcements of affection.
Halloween Scares
Halloween Scares The apples are juicy and red, But To take one bite, Your heart will flutter away forever. Autumn is upon Us, It is the Time of darkness And Magic. Ballerina is Trembling In fear Of the Zombia Wanting To dance With her Forever. Black cat is Hissing And Laughing At all. Broomsticks Are Set out For one night Ride upon The Halloween night Sky of Darkness. Candy is Waiting. Capes are floating About The Vampires, Witches And Mask men Of death That is Lurking Upon this Unholy Night of Freedom. Cobwebs Are picked Cleaned for Spells. Ghosts Cries And Screaming of Death Upon your life. Monster with hats And Masks Begin to search for You. A mummy Hums of Death. Bats flying About screech Of you Within reach Of shrieking Skeleton hanging In the tree. Werewolves Smell the Air about them. Vampires rises From Their hidden Coffin to Feed upon Life tonight
Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLICATION" CUT AND PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me dirty pictures of you? 26. Will yo
We've all had them and they are incredibly inevitable, life-changing decisions. I have had to make my fair share throughout life, as every other person does; however, I feel like I have had to make the largest ones as of late. It's amazing how one's mind races when faced with something unexpected and unplanned. I know God has a purpose for me and a group of talents and traits to be used with my own free will, but I have no idea where I am about to go now. Should I dive in and try to keep up with the rush of the current or watch the water take it's shape to another destination? I know this won't make sense to most of you, but I am sure some can relate
To Life
We can rant and rave with it does not go our way, but in then end, it is the love we send, the care and the compassion the heart that mends, all that matters is how we do not pretend, that we are who we are giving what is penned.
More Of My Feelings.
Brain damage The lunatic is on the grass The lunatic is on the grass remembering games and daisy chains and laughs got to keep the loonies on the path The lunatic is in the hall the lunatics are in the hall the paper holds their folded faces to the floor and every day the paper boy brings more And if the dam breaks open many years too soon and if there is no room upon the hill and if your head explodes with dark forebodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the moon The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head you raise the blade, you make the change you rearrange me ' till I'm sane you lock the door and throw away the key there's someone in my head but it's not me And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear you shout and no one seems to hear and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
Where Is My Path?
I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then I walk alone Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the border line Of the edge and where I walk alone Read between the lines What's fucked up and everything's alright Check my vital signs To know I'm still alive and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til
But Does It?
It starts with One thing, I dont know why It doesnt even mather how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down till the end of the day Clock ticks life away Its so unreal You didnt look out below, Watch the time go right out the window Tryn to hold on Didnt even know, I wasted it all Just to watch you go I kept everything inside And even though I tried It all fell apart What its meant to be Will, eventually be, A memory of a time, When I tried so hard and got so far But in the end, it doesnt even matter... I had to fall, to loose it all... But in the end, it doesnt even matter... One thing, I dont know why It doesnt even mather how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To remind myself How I tried so hard... Dispite the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you
I had Damien on the 16th. I was in labor for 40 some hours and he's the most sweetest thing ever!
I Don't Condone Theft, But.........!
Hourly Update Thief walks out of Victoria's Secret with 350 bras Associated Press Tucson, Arizona | Published: 09.26.2007 advertisement FLAGSTAFF — A thief with a hankering for sexy undergarments slipped off with hundreds of bras from a Victoria’s Secret store in broad daylight. Police in Flagstaff say they’re taking a close look at how the thief managed to take off with about 350 bras while the store was open. The anti-theft tags hooked on the bras did not trigger a store alarm. The theft from the store at the Flagstaff Mall on Sunday was not captured by surveillance cameras, police said. They suspect the items may be resold, and are monitoring Internet auction sites. The bras are worth an estimated $15,000. Karma is a bitch! :D
My Mumm...
Hey! Just a little confused here. I added a ton oF new pics and can't decide which one to use as my primary photo. Tell me what you guys think. I have to do this through a blog because im not yet a level 5 to be able to do a mumm...
We're spreading my Mom & Dad's ashes this weekend, and I want to read something special, not too long, because this is going to be very difficult. It will just be my sister, my son & I..what do you think of this poem? Invictus by William Ernest Henley; 1849-1903 Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find me, unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul.
Has It Come To This?
Has it really come to this on lostcherry/cherrytap/fubar...I mean I shouldnt be suprised...this site is about competition...its about getting noticed...look at me...look at me...and I am just as guilty as everyone else...I like to be noticed. Not going to lie but I have got to draw the line at begging for people to buy me Blasts/VIP/and Happy Hour. This is just ridiculous. Now I am not saying that guys dont do it but mostly it is women. And you know what...if I had to lay blame it is the guys fault...I am just as guilty in this too...we all wanna see the girls naked the girls say hey...if you wanna see my shiznit you gotta pay up...still I say this is it anything worse than prostitution? I say decide...would love to hear what you have to say...
Going Out!
AS much fun as this is blogging away since im unable to comment I think we are going out with the kids to see a movie-not sure which- either Balls of Fury or Mr woodcock. hmmmmm think Ill make a mumm- that is if Im still able to do that that is!8-p Ordered pizza and it was soooo good! So alert the drama whores! Im stepping away from the pc tonight!Gasp! You should try it some time! Its not so bad! Might be surprised! WOOT! Smooches and licks to all my friends! TTFN, Temptress
Life 3
It takes a day to make a dream, But it takes many nights for a seed to become a tree. Life is a ladder that must be climbed. But in every stage, There are many rivers and battles to fight And our hopes determines our future. Life is a trip through the wilderness And everyone must survive for success. But without a determination We can never reach our destination. There are many roads in life, But choice Stands between the broad and the narrow. The world is not only what we see But what we hear Life is time and time is tide. We are making an endless journey But no ladder is without an end Problems may fall like rain But every seed has its season.
What Has Been On My Mind Who Ever Reads Please Don't Cry On Me Please Thats All I Ask...
Today is Sep.27,2007. It Thrusday evening and I have been thinking about alot that has been bothering me for the last 3 years. I am now 24 years old as of last month, (August the 20) And I still don't understand why everything I do feels like its wrong all the time. In 2004 I meet very beautiful young lady and we kicked it day and night together...A month after her and I got together cuz at the time I was staying with my mom, her boyfriend, lil sister and lil brother. After her and I got together as a couple my mom's bf threw me out on the street because I was being nice when she came to me and asked me if I had a little extra money to loan her. Her and her mom and her bf didn't have a thhing to eat in their house so I took my last ten dollars and gave it to her so they could have some food to eat for a few days until they got on their feet. Well I ended up moving in with her and her loving family cuz I had no place to live at the time.Well things went incredible th
A Three Word Emotion
A four letter word Combined with I and You Just to tell someone That powerful word To someone else And to them, it could only mean so much Like a child and a mother. Love combined with I and You Is not just to tell someone But would also describe something else An emotion that would fall between happy and calm But you would never know which Until you take the time. Love brings joy to everyone that thinks about it But would then, just then Would the not have any worries Because they thought about love That three word emotion As to what I refer to it as That emotion you share and say, I love you
Feeling Good
my life is getting back in order.i am happy again and i want to find that love that will heal my heart completely.i have some wonderful friends that has been there for me from day one. i have heard it put this way b4 and it is so true.friends are like a tree,some blow away like the leaves.some hang around for a while like the limbs,but the ones that are like the roots of a tree will be there forever..the friends i have are all like the roots..i love my friends...thanks
The Rose
Beauty in many ways, Kindly many days. A representation of love, That is sent from above. Shimmering red rays, Sparkling raindrops laze, Showering feelings of love, Broken off with a gentle shove. Alone on the ground, In the dirt and drowned. Will its beauty ever shine? Will there be more smiles of mine? Its return is bound, Again love is found. Ever-growing like a vine Attracting glow in its time.
Messed Up!!!
This oughta upset everybody! How they vote in the United Nations Below are the actual voting records of various Arabic/Islamic States which are recorded in both the US State Department and United Nations records: Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time United Arab Emirates votes against the U. S. 70% of the time. Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time. Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time. Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the time. Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the time. Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the time. Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time. Sudan votes against the United States 75% of the time. Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time. Libya votes against the United States 76% of the time. Egypt
Am I A Son Of Odin?
Swords In The Wind I surrender my soul Odin hear my call One day I'll sit beside your throne In Valhalla's great hall Like so many before me I'll die with honor and pride The right of the warrior Forever to fight by your side Send a sign, raise the sail Wave a last goodbye Destiny is calling Immortality be mine Call the witch to cast the runes Weave a magic spell We who die in battle are born Not for heaven, not for hell [Bridge:] We are sons of Odin The fire we burn inside Is the legacy of warrior kings Who reign above in the sky [Chorus:] I will lead the charge My sword into the wind Sons of Odin fight To die and live again Viking ships cross the sea In cold wind and rain Sail into the black of night Magic stars our guiding light Today the blood of battle Upon my weapons will never dry Many I'll send into the ground Laughing as they die [Repeat bridge, chorus] Place my body on a ship And burn it on the sea Let my spirit rise Valk
The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: RoughDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BothHow often do you like to have sex?: As much as possibleIs sex a top priority for you?: Eh...yesDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: YesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: I don'tHow do you feel about one night stands?: Not really my thingHow many one night stands have you had?: 2What's your favorite position?: DoggieWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: AnywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Make loveHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: YesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Depends on the person im withDo you get off first or do they?: If its a guy hopefully I do...if its a girl she doesDo you like kissing during sex?: YesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Yes and im loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?:
Bird Thief!
So, this bird walks into a store . . . Watch! He s-l-o-w-l-y enters the store, and then he runnnnnnns OUT! A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast for this and other birds! The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a "regular", and he always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips, because they think it's so funny!
My Contest Has Started
M is for the Memories That we both have shared. I love you, Mum, because I know That you will always be there. O is for Opportunities That came because of you. And I'm sure that you'll bring more As you guide me through and through. T is for the Time That you're always willing to spare. It's good to have that peace-of-mind To know that you will always care. H is for your Honesty You always share with me. You are the best mum in the world, As far as the eye can see. E is for your Excellence In finding out what's wrong. It's like you can read my mind To find out whether I will or won't. R is for the Respect I have Even if you never knew, I only hope that I will be As good a mum as you.
A Sickness Within My Friend
Insomnia Have you ever been in your bed just staring at the ceiling? Thoughts rushing through your mind with no idea of what you're feeling. The numbers on the clock seem to laugh in your face. It would be so much better if these thoughts could be replaced. The time will soon be four and you have to be up at eight. When the sun comes up you will kick yourself for staying up so late. But it wasn't your choice to toss and turn all night. It's because your mind and body were in a continuous fight. And it's a no holds barred match, in which the mind likes to fight cheap. Punching you with thoughts while your body just wants to sleep. This nightly battle is as bad as Armageddon. Because you never know which thoughts your mind is going to let in. Maybe something from early that day or something buried for years. Maybe a thought that makes you happy or one that brings you to tears. And just when the battle is over and you curl up cozily on your arm You close your eyes and
Confused As Always
so I'm totally confused by the male population lately. Part or me wants to trust someone and part of me is screaming not to! Its strange to let everything go and just trust someone. I'm not good at it and when things scream in my head that its all game its hard to trust. I donno. I just know that I'm totally and completely confused. Like I go days without talking to someone and then we spend an entire night talking nonstop for 6-8 hrs..then i dont hear from them again... I'm totally confused about this whole situation. Its hard to figure out whats going on. I'm trying to be trusting, but how can I not have doubts? I'm just confused and now this blog is just as Who knows. I know I shouldnt care and that things just will either take course or they wont... I just have absolutely no desire to get hurt again... UUGGGGHHHHH too confused! Did I say that enough?
The Bed Without Dreams
In my bed I could not sleep, I lie awake with unclosed lids. Darkness reclaimed another night, I could not vision brightness in mind. The ivory walls revealed the demon Its shadowy movement controls my feelings. In my bed I could not dream, The silent breeze covers my screams. This blind curse placed on the land! It influences evil to show its hands, This misconception from within It awakens the stream that storms within. In my bed I could not cry, The seizures spar my soul inside. The demon grows in the form of fear My eyes are what beholds it here. Inaccurate perception is what it feeds Phobias reveals their silent deeds. I still lie awake with unclosed lids, But the morning rays, as always, burn the trace of darkness.
My Favorite Past Time
My favorite past time, making people laugh at the unfunny things. My favorite past time, looking' a stranger in the eye and calling him or her my friend. My favorite past time, living life to the fullest, no regret, taking nothing for granted. My favorite past time, living life in this beautiful harmonious world. Life is love and love is life, never fail always succeed keep sacred your feelings let them be known. My favorite past
Pure Ecstasy
Can you imagine a romantic table set for two? With candles flickering against the array of flowers As their scent fills the room The embers brightly burning in the fireplace And the sound of the fire crackling is heard. The finest bottle of French wine is set for you and I. Our favorite love songs Are softly playing in the background. Candles and the fireplace is our only light A perfect setting for our Romantic evening of pure ecstasy. Our hearts both filled with passion, wanting To blend as one, embraced and looking deeply Into one anothers eyes we caress each Others face with the gentleness of our hands. We make a toast to our gift of love sent from above. As we drink from each others glass with hands entwined. Softly I kiss your lips that now taste like sweet wine And with the tip of my tongue I trace The outline of your soft tender lips. Taking me in your strong arms you lift me and carry me Before the blazing fire and slowly lay me down as we Feel love's de
At His Request
You stare me down waiting for me to answer you ... but I refuse. You ask again " Open your mouth dirty slut" and you grab a fist full of hair pulling my head back and pressing your cock against my lips "if you don't open I will shower you in piss" taking your hand away and slapping me. "what a surly bitch do you think you can disobey me and not be punished OPEN!" I whimper and open my mouth .. you smile down on me and start to piss in my mouth I start to gag but you hold my shoulder practically feeding me all of it ... "swallow!" you yell .. I try but I keep coughing it backup ..."you have so disappointed me cumslut...on your hands and knees... now get my cock hard " I take it all working it with my tongue feeling you get harder having you talk to me telling me what a dirty disobedient whore I've been .. and for it I won't get to cum .. you're going to fuck me but deny me from having an orgasm.. but you still want want me to beg and try to convince you otherwise .... you move be
Lifes Puzzle
As I sort through this puzzle so uncertain what I will find, Life becomes fragile when there's a piece that's left behind .. Curiosity in this creation, as it becomes so clear to me, Its all how we believe, and how it sets us free, Life is not about completing ,its about being true, some pieces may not fit,so its ok to start a new, starting my puzzle was not so hard at all; It's the journey that we've chosen that deter minds when to fall...
I Lost The Guestbook I Had, Had To Make A New One
I decided I was going to update and edit my profile today, should have left the damn thing alone. I somehow deleted the code for my guestbook, which meant I lost each and every one of the entries on it. GRrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! So I went to make another and the city I chose to put on there kept changing right back to feckin San Francisco, CA. That's not where I'm from, why the hell isn't it accepting the location I was entering? And as stubborn as I am, I kept trying to no avail, it didn't like the city I was entering so I tried another. Finally!!!!! So, now that I have another up, would ya'll be kind and put yourself in my guestbook yet again? Pretty please? Thanks bunches.
Birth Of A Poem
It's funny how a poem's born Like dew upon a summers morn It just seems to come alive You just can't keep it hid inside But only when you write it down Do they become poetic sound Otherwise just drift away Like all the thoughts we have each day
More Songs I Love Hope You Like It Too
Lips Of An Angel ( Hinder ) Honey why you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I dreamt of you too Does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But gir
Camz Show Tonight!
CAM show tonight at 11 pm est. Directions: Go to my site. Log in as a member Go to the webcam page Click the link to view me on webcam IT will open another page. YOu then scroll down for today.... until you see me Then you just follow the directions from there! Can't wait to see yall! XOXO, Aimeelynn P.S. Also I put up a new update today! Wanna come have a little bubbly with me?
When You're Gone
(great song...) I always needed time on my own I never thought I'd need you there when I cried And the days feel like years when I'm alone And the bed where you lie Is made up on your side When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now? When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone The words I need to hear to always get me through the day And make it okay I miss you I've never felt this way before Everything that I do Reminds me of you And the clothes you left They lie on the floor And they smell just like you I love the things that you do When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now? When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
Can Anyone Tell Me...
How to make morphs? I have photoshop but have no clue how to do the morphs... if anyone could tell me I would greatly appreciate it :) Thanks, Craig
Babe Are You Mine?
Now you gotta repost this as, "babe are you mine?" The 1st person to message you saying "I'm yours." ... will be your fubar sweetheart... you'd be surprised just who wants to be have to do this even if you are taken
The Road Less Traveled
The Road Less Traveled by Kit McCallum ..> ..> How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we yet again follow the known? O
Why is it that I always fuck everything up? I feel like I can't do anything right sometimes.... I am supposedly good at cooking and video games... Yet for some reason I can't even do those most of the time... I fuck them up. I try so hard to be a good boyfriend and lover... But yet again I suck at that too. I always end up getting jealous or angry about stuff that I guess shouldn't matter... Well for some reason these things matter to me and I can't shake them. I don't know how this is going to affect my life now but I can't change the way I feel about some things... I believe that if you are in a relationship then you give everything to it. You don't go to other people to get fulfillment. You should talk to your significant other and let them know what you need. Then that person will do their best to help you.... Am I wrong in this? Becasue that seems to be the way my relationships go... I try my hardest to make them happy but they always have to go to someone else to be happy... I am
The First Day
i have never done a blog before but here i go You came to me so fast,i didnt know what to do; In a instant i cried,and my heart grow; Instantly,i knew my life would never be the same; You will lean on me with trust,playing no games; This is real life,i need you,as much as you need me; Scared to death,but with more love then i have ever seen; I cant wait to see,and hold you,for the first time; Stopping everything i have,for you right on a dime; I dont know what will happen,in are new life together; All i know is i will love you forever; I sit and panic,"can i do this right;" With every living breath,i will take on the fight; With tears in my eyes,is this true love i feel?; This gift i have from God is real; Eight years later i have never forgotten that day; When i knew my baby girl was on her way;
This Is Me Headbanging To Pantera - Walk
ok people i hear it enough that i don't smile in pics. well thats true i rarely smile on camera but in my everyday life i smile alot i just happen to not like my smile for a camera. because when i smile on camera they are forced and a forced smile isn't a real smile. for those of you who want to see me smile in a pic im sorry i just can't do it. there are some of me and alyssa but they are forced ones. my true smile well it comes out in person. and yes ive been told over and over that i have a beautiful smile but when i get told so guess what its never in a pic. so please please please just acept that im not a picture smiler.
Life Of One That Lost Life
I am from color rape of aurorope and a density region ( glistening red fir burning from the ground up that tastes blood) I'm from the unholy heavens of the hateful world whose life is gained by life and life itself that can not corrupt or collide with another. I am from the life and households leaning on one another leaping place to place hurting the life of one who cares bout life and nothing else but thats the factor of hatered un the souls of a person that gives up to eaisly that could have secceded in life I'm from the life of conclusions that denied the love of one or more people to live up and take the souls of a man or woman that loved for eternity but you will always have them in your heart for the rest of your life
if i were glass would you break me... if i was china would you drop me... would you carry me with the most gentelness... would you wrap your arms around me so tight to where i wouldnt fall... keep me safe... would you put me on the top shelf and forget about me and leave me to clooect dust... or would you take me out to display me as your lovely peice of china your perfect glass that you wouldnt break... sit me on a pedistole and say to me... i would never break you... i will never drop you... you are my perfect glass and my rare peice of china...
Friends & Forgiveness
Thank You My Dear Friends All>> In Case Tomorrow Never Comes>>.
Another Day To Die
Today is just another day to die but you don't die for a long time you puzzle in your head why your dead already but you already know why, it's because your life is never over with until you finish your task.
Blazed And Confused
It can't get much clearer than "I want to be left alone." But for some reason, whenever I tell someone that, that for some reason still gives them license to come bug me, or call me 50 times a day over some dumb shit, or even worse, getting pissy because I have "shut them out". GET THE FUCK OVER IT! It pisses me off that people do not realize that THEY might be the reason that I do not want to be bothered today. And even if not, I should not be made to feel like shit because I would rather be alone and have no conversation at all than sit with someone who persists to piss me off, and force myself to have conversation I clearly do not fucking feel like having. OK. That's all done now. Back to ///////#~~~
First Quiz!
Your Monster Profile Twisted Ogre You Feast On: Bananas You Lurk Around In: Closets You Especially Like to Torment: Cops What's Your Monster Name? I don't like my Monster name...though I do enjoy banana milk (does that count?). Hmm...I used to have a thing with closets when I was a kid...when I'd have a bad dream I'd go hide either under the bed or in the closet, taking my pillow and blankies with me. =^_^= And torment...cops? **laughs** I don't know about that...>.>
Thursday 9-27-07
May the sun shine, all day long, everything go right, and nothing wrong. May those you love bring love back to you, and may all the wishes you wish come true! ~Irish Blessing
Just One Rate
***NEED 20 of my perosnal friends on here to just drop ONE RATE ON THIS PIC****PLEASE***Can you click this link to this pic and just leave one rate on it for me...We are trying to win this lady a VIP ...please? ONE RATE...if you wanna drop a few comments that would be great too...this is a clickable link
Why Dont You Stay?
STAY Sugarland Enjoy The Ride i been sittin' here staring at the clock on the wall and i been layin here praying praying she won't call it's just another call from home and you'll get it and be gone and i'll be crying and i'll be beggin you baby beg you not to leave but i'll be left here waiting with my heart on my sleeve oh for the next time we'll be here seems like a million years and i think i'm dying what do i have to do to make you see she can't love you like me why dont you stay im down on my knees im so tired of being lonely don't i give you what you need when she calls you will go there is one thing you should know we dont have to live this way baby why dont you stay you keep telling me baby there will come a time when you will leave her arms and forever be in mine but i don't think that's the truth and i don't like being used and i'm tired of waiting it's too much pain to have to bare to love a man you have to share why dont
Pooh Bear
Fire My Words
ok, hey guys!! we have moved to our new home~! Everything is still in boxes and Jeff just got the internet hooked up!! Moving is a lot harder than I thought. I have hurt my ankle so I have slowed down some. But we only have one more load of junk at the old house and then I can clean and cut the grass and turn in the keys...woohoo!! Getting things out of boxes is my next objective. It will get done, I know that. I just want it done NOW! I am so sore all over. Jeff and I worked Tuesday from 11am - 4pm loading furniture into a 24 ft U Haul truck....then came to the new house and unloaded it and crashed around midnight. We were up the next morning around 8 and went till around 11 pm. Today was better for me. I got to sleep in to 8 whereas Jeff had to get up at 530 and go back to work. But he got off at noon and came home so we headed up to the other house and got the dogs and more stuff. MAN...I am tired! I will be online off and on the next few days so maybe we can catch u
Explaining Baseball
Explaining Baseball At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach, "now go over there and explain it to your mother."
See-through Frogs
How cool! Of course I actually enjoyed dissecting frogs, pigs, sharks, rats..... hehe I was pre-med believe it or not LMAO No need for dissection as see-through frogs jump in by Miwa SuzukiThu Sep 27, 2:54 PM ET Japanese researchers have succeeded in producing see-through frogs, letting them observe organs, blood vessels and eggs under the skin without performing dissections. "You can see through the skin how organs grow, how cancer starts and develops," said the lead researcher Masayuki Sumida, professor at the Institute for Amphibian Biology of state-run Hiroshima University. "You can watch organs of the same frog over its entire life as you don't have to dissect it. The researcher can also observe how toxins affect bones, livers and other organs at lower costs," he told AFP. Dissections have become increasingly controversial in much of the world, particularly in schools where animal rights activists have pressed for humane alternatives such as using comp
The Pink Dress
The Pink Dress There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no effort to speak to her. Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heaven forbid if you make a ste
Xbox 360
As most of you know, I am into Dragons of all kinds, I currently own 5 right now. Still looking for the elusive winged one though... LOL But you all also know that I am just a big gamer kid and love to play vid games, unfortunately I only own a PS2, I watched the show today about Halo 3 and that was enough to hook me. Here is where the problem begins, I am living on a very low VA disability and can't buy one outright from a store. (hint hint hint) an early Christmas present would be the best-est thing since sliced bread and bologna... OK, groveled hugzzzz y'all
My Life
so i just moved here. and i dont know anyone yet. so i'm kinda bummed. i had a ton of friends back where i was from. but now i'm a loser :(. i am working my MAD social skills at school though. USI i never even heard of it untill i came here. wish they had like a major sports team. but oh well, it's cool i guess..
I’m a shadow in the dark The quintessential sound of death I’m a shadow in the dark Like the reaper’s icy breath I’m a statue set in stone In apathetic sleep Let the world just pass me by And I will never weep I’m a shadow in the dark The quintessential sound of death I’m a shadow in the dark Like the reaper’s icy breath You don’t have to set me free You don’t have to light my night You don’t have to feel my breath Or step into my line of sight For I’m a shadow in the dark You know I’m there but you can’t see I’m a shadow in the dark You pass me by, and leave me be.
My Girlfriend
Tonight is the first night my girlfriend and I are going to meet at her house. We have been talking about this for quite some time now usually flirting with each other while we’re out discussing what we would do with the whip cream that were sharing off of our cake. She giggles and her face blushes but she can’t wait for the date to begin. I get there and gently kiss her on the lips, not like the night we were at the bar and she met me outside and laid a sloppy one on me, that’s when it all started. There were times when her breasts would brush up against me while we are at class fooling around and that would turn us on. So now at her house we go up to her room and I give her the bag I brought with me. She opens it and discovers that it’s our secret fantasy the whip cream, so now we can do what we’ve talked about all those nights over cake! We undress and she first puts it on me and before she is done I take it from her and spread it all over her loutish breasts and down to the top of
Clayton Moore~the Lone Ranger~
CLAYTON MOORE Born: September 14, 1914 Died: December 28, 1999 You will be missed Kemo Sabe As a lifelong fan of the Lone Ranger, this page will hopefully allow me to share some memories of the legendary fictional hero and the actor who continued to immortilize the western hero to all. Facts and Details Clayton Moore passed away at the age of 85 He was retired and living in California BIO: Clayton Moore was born Sept. 14, 1914 — in Chicago, son of a real estate developer. He worked in a family circus trapeze act and as a model before venturing to Hollywood, first appearing in movies and serials such as"Kit Carson", "The Return Of Jesse James", "The Crimson Ghost" and "The Ghost of Zorro" besides many others. He also appeared in Roy Rogers, Gene Autry and Hopalong Cassidy films. Created in 1933, The Lone Ranger, with his Indian companion Tonto, rode through the West bringing law and order during the golden age of radio and in 1949 also television. The masked rider hid h
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little... To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot even if you don't understand her at all... (",)
New Job Long Hours!!!
Hey all my fu friends I wanted to let you know I'm not trying to Ignore everyone But I am a sales associate now !!!! To all of you who dont know I'm working 6 days a week and trying to kep in touch with everyone and Reality!!!! But to all of you I still have Luv and will try to say hello on my day off!!!!
The Purpose....
The Purpose of relationship is not to have someone who might complete you... But to have someone whom you might share your incompleteness with... (",)
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-line Affair
10. Lately she sits at the computer naked. 9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette. 8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand. 5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software". 4. Lipstick on the mouse. 3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!" 2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt. 1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
Thanks for the B~day wishs. I really didn't have a good one but see that you all tried to say something to me and my own Fam forgot it. Makes me feel just as bad as ever. But thanks for thinking about me. Later
Top 10 Things To Do At The Mall
10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!" 9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed. 8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard. 7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. 6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts. 5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them. 4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof". 3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."
This Is How I Like My Pussy Licked! Hint Hint
This is all you need to know! 95% of females can't cum from sex unless they are on top…and why not unless on top? So they can stimulate their clit by grindin’ on our pelvic bones, which really does nothin’ for them, so the key is to eat pussy first! Make her cum a few times, numb her up, then hammer away or soft and slow with a lot of vaginal teasin’ with your meat thermometer to build it all up in the end, however you like! Now, once you are in between her legs, don't just fuckin' dive in there like a pig goin’ to the trough, take your time! I know that pussy is damned near irresistible, but don't act like it is! Lick her inner thighs, kiss them, kiss around her pussy lips, kiss the lips, etc. etc. Finally, once you've got your tongue on her clit, this is what you do! (you can use your hands to spread apart her lips if you want, that’s all preference! Its easier to make them cum with their lips spread so you can have easier access to their clit!) Roll the tip and somewhat flat par
Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women
Sweet Dreams
You know when u go to sleep at night your always thinking about the things that happen that day. Well I went to sleep last night and I had a dream after dream after dream about sex with different people and I was satified with everyone but one...And you know what the dream ended up being real. I jumped out of my skin they were so real... I had goosebumps. My skin was shiny with sweat and I tell you it was so awesome...I was wet below and I was laying in a pool of sweat.... It was wonderful when I awoke....
Mary ..... Mary had a little skirt With slits right up the sides And everytime she crossed her legs The boys could see her thighs Mary had another skirt With a slit right up the front She never wore that one...
1 Day Left!!! 7 Ebntries!! What U Waitin For???
Ok folks, I am GoInG to host a contest for the best Fu~Salute.1st place prize will be a 7 day blast, Second place will get choice of a ticker or Choice of BPG.Wanna enter??? The only rule i will have is it must be a FU approved salute......bombing WILL be to anyone and everyone.Contest will begin 9/29/07 at midnight cst and will close 10/6/07 at midnight cst Fumail me ur pic link ,The more the better....lets make the first contest i host kick ass!!! ONE DAY LEFT!!! Fu~mail me ur picture link....or miss out!!! DJ*TwiZLeTTe*[WifeyOfWardenAli]InMaTe#663087@ fubar
My Very First Time
My Very First Time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once T
This Is How I Like My Pussy Licked!!!!!!!! Omg!!!!!!
This is all you need to know! 95% of females can't cum from sex unless they are on top…and why not unless on top? So they can stimulate their clit by grindin’ on our pelvic bones, which really does nothin’ for them, so the key is to eat pussy first! Make her cum a few times, numb her up, then hammer away or soft and slow with a lot of vaginal teasin’ with your meat thermometer to build it all up in the end, however you like! Now, once you are in between her legs, don't just fuckin' dive in there like a pig goin’ to the trough, take your time! I know that pussy is damned near irresistible, but don't act like it is! Lick her inner thighs, kiss them, kiss around her pussy lips, kiss the lips, etc. etc. Finally, once you've got your tongue on her clit, this is what you do! (you can use your hands to spread apart her lips if you want, that’s all preference! Its easier to make them cum with their lips spread so you can have easier access to their clit!) Roll the tip and somewhat flat par
Top 10 Signs You're Being Stalked By Martha Stewart
10. You get a threatening note made up of letters cut from a magazine with pinking shears, and they're all the same size, the same font, and precisely lined up in razor-sharp rows. 9. That little tell-tale slice of lemon in the dog's water bowl. 8. On her show she makes a gingerbread house that looks exactly like your split-level, right down to the fallen over liquorice downspout and the stuck half-open graham cracker garage door. 7. You find your pet bunny on the stove in an exquisite tarragon rose petal and saffron demi-glace with pecan crusted hearts of palm and a delicate mint fennel sauce. 6. The unmistakable odor of potpourri follows you even after you've left the bathroom. 5. You discover that every napkin in the house has been folded in the shape of a swan. 4. No matter "where" you eat you discover your place setting always includes an oyster fork. 3. Twice this week you've been the victim of a drive-by doilying. 2. You wake up in the hospital with a con
Alice There was a young lady named Alice, Who used dynamite for a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of her asshole in Dallas.
A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
Dr. Seuss Purity Test
The Dr. Seuss Purity Test Have you done it on a boat? Have you done it with a goat? Have you done it in a bed? Have you done it with the dead? Have you done it in the ass? Have you done it, high on grass? Have you done it in the car? Have you simply gone too far? Have you done it on the beach? Have you done it with the teach? Have you done it on your back? Have you done it strapped to a rack? Have you done it in a box? Have you done it with a fox? Have you done it in a tree? Have you done it with more than three? Have you done it in the rain? Have you done it for the pain? Have you done it 'tween the tits? Have you done it wearing mitts? Have you done it p
For Coffee Drinkers: You Know You Are Addicted To Coffee If ...
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people's fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. You don't sweat, you percolate. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a
dear god im dry, i know this isnt really a blog, but if you have it in your heart to get a man a drink, you shall recive one with love cause you cant have a cheers for beers with no beers, lol i dont know if this is actually a blog, but i felt like goofing off, thanks for reading!!! cheers.
Next Level
I've been on the same level for a few week already, would like some feedback an how to reach to the next level. stuck on fu-fighter, next one is twist-fu. I have tried everything to past this level and nothing is working, can anyone help me pls. I will thank u for ur help.
Introducing Me!
What's up fubar I'm a newbie here! This is my first blog post, but I am in no way new to blogging or to social networking. In fact I have been doing it for years now through all kinds of different site. Fubar looks really cool and interesting, so I though I will give this place a shot as well. So why am I here anyway? To make more connection and catch up with some old ones. Meeting new people and making new friends is the name of the game folks. We are all cool people and we all have interesting things to share in our lives, so why not hang out, have a good time, and share what we all do best. You'll be hearing plenty more out of me around here in the coming weeks, so drop me a line on my profile or check out my pics and say hi. I'll be sure to drop by yours and return the favor. If you are feeling really adventurous check out my stash and see some cool original video that I have shot in the last few months. I'll be seeing you around of fubar...
Quickies "Now really, young man, you're a bore," Said a Lady Priscilla van Blore. "I'm covered with sweat And you haven't come yet And my God - it is quarter past four!" ------------------------------------------------ There was a young lady of Totten Whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks, Or for pastry or cakes, But lived upon penis *au gratin*. ------------------------------------------------ There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking machine: Both concave and convex, It would fit either sex - And could play with itself in between. ------------------------------------------------ There was a young lady named Mabel Who said, "I don't think I'm able; But I'm willing to try. So where shall I lie - On the bed, on the floor or the table ?" ------------------------------------------------ There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex live was strangely amiss. For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would seldom do
i am trying really, really fucking hard to not call him a racist. (okay so excuse me for being naive and never knowing about this before)
Check Out Daisyvision!!
daisyvision@ fubar
N.T.S.F.W what's up with this wow anyway feel free to comment it if your against it me too
Looking For A Friend
i would love to have a friend to talk with and drink a beer sonia
i am looking for someone to sponsor a blast for me thanks sonia
I Opened
I Have opened many doors for you to format our love and when you took that naive step to decieve our love that was once steadfast, I dropped our love in the Ocean in hopes when you found it, that you would realize that "Love" is more then just a thing! Days and nights'were spent wondering where you went,Never a moment in time did I not desire your everlasting touch!With much standing in our way to call"Love" I thought we had better distance then what we did... I opened my heart to you and gave you the key that would bring (two) hearts to beat as one. I wanted to learn you inside and out... I wanted to learn your wants', likes, dislikes and what turns you on. I was not scared to ask you what pleases you, so I would know how to please you because in my life, I wanna please my woman first!! You did not let felcity sit in!! It was due from within. The lastime I dropped that tear in the ocean for you and told you when you found that tear, I said it would be the last time, We were ov
My Sensual Darkness...
I might take a chance and show you a side of me My openness is sometimes misconstrued I am often misunderstood Don’t mistake my honesty for arrogance I know who I am and I embrace it My darkness is not yours for the taking But I can show you the beauty within I can make you see things you’ve never seen before Feel things that exist in your unspoken dreams There is a great deal to discover if your mind is open Do not abuse my sincerity You will never meet anyone more real than me I can teach you how I see things How I feel things You will want to become a better person because of me I live within a different kind of darkness Here there are no rules No boundaries You are free to show who you truly are For me it can be no other way I could never live in shadows Masks won’t ever cover this face I brazenly walk though uncharted territory I shine in the darkest of nights Can you feel the heat radiating from my soul? There is a sensual side to the darkness
Silky Smooth.............
I'm sure you can guess where this is going. He hears me in the shower and as he always does, has to come in and take a peek at what I am doing. Um.... showering? I think he secretly hopes he will catch me doing something naughty, and join in, or at the very least, watch. I assure him if I intended to do that I'd give him ample time to get his ass in the shower with me, or again, at the very least, a time frame in which to "catch" me if that's his thing. (I suspect it is) Today I am shaving my legs and as the razor gets closer to my pussy he clears his throat. I look up and smile slyly. "Wanna watch?" I ask in my best vixen voice. "No." he answers and for just a split second my heart catches in my throat. "I want to do it." Oh, there's my heart, back in my chest and beating fast. "Really?" My grin shows him I'm all for it. "Yes, as soon as you are out of the shower, come to the bedroom." He says and leaves. I finish my shower quickly and towel dry my hai
National Police Rememberance Day
Get More at today is National Police Rememberance Day in Australia... just wanna say a big thank-you to all the serving officers of the Australian State police services who put their lives on the line everyday so that we can live in safety Get More at Get More at Get More at Get More at
Just Being Me
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat It's not your fault
Are My Pics Real? (some Background)
I've been asked if my pics where real, so I thought I would give a little background on them. Some friends of mine started a company by the name of Dungeon Steel. They mostly specialize in cages & the X-tra cool fetish toys (ie: shackles & chains, St. Andrews crosses), but can make any thing from a glass top table to a swinging bed. They're the designers of the suit and the ones that built the triangle in my pics. The Grind show pic that I have posted is from one of our shows in Huntsville Al. taken by my favorite fire-breathing clown Otis. I love doing the shows, I use any where from one to two grinders at a time, & prefer an open space to work with but have been limited to cages at times. Yes, my crotch does get hot. The triangle pics were taken in studio by the beautiful Crystal Starr, an excellent photographer, head of Betty Roulette & our newest Grinder Girl. For the most part the triangle is usually elevated 12 feet from the bottom bar to the floor depending on the space availab
Hehe I Am Loved
Ok, Baby boy is a total sweet heart!! and he deserves this blast!!! come show him some love!! I want him to win this blast!!! Please come leave him lots of comments!! please please please *hugs*
Why Do I Deal With This?????
Why do I deal with people shitting on me all the time? Why am I so nice? Why can't I be a bitch????? I wish there were classes so I could take one so I wouldn't have people doing this shit to me, so called friends ( you know who you are ) and co-workers. I feel like crawing under a rock and killing myself. I can't take this shit. I am so fu****g tired of it. I wish I would die!
When I!
So I sit here looking at the events in my life Did she mean it when she said she'd be my wife. I think of the promises to those that i have made Did she believe or just think i wanted to get laid. Looking at myself from anothers eyes is the hardest thing to do Did she hear my words when I said to her "I only Love You". Feeling emotions going back and forth through my head Wondering is it destin for me to be alone until I'm dead. Wondering why I feel like this but yet want to survive I wake in the morning breathing no thoughts of suicide. Seeing into the crowd all my friends they shine and smile As I watch there loved one work hard for that extra mile. Knowing it's not them hurting me, it has to be my past Maybe because I don't know how, is why it never last. Always believing theres someone for everyone Just not really knowing how do I get to be that one. I can see her desire to hold me in her arms But it's not for keeps its to fear off the harms. S
The Many Addicts Of Winnie The Pooh
Tigger is the obvious tweeker bouncing here and there can't stay in one place Piglet is so scared hiding under the bed oh d d d dear dear he needs his heroin Pooh is obviously the stoner lookin for his honey "POT" Owl knows everything because he has been to prison and you learn everything when you get locked up Eeyore is the classic alcoholic "my house fell down my wife left me well feel bad for me and buy me a drink" Kanga is a prostitute working for coke Roo poor Roo a coke baby with add and the possibility of tweeker Tigger being his daddy Rabbit is everyones friend and can solve all problems with his "crops" mind you he is always telling the crows/ African Americans to back off his shit he cant make money if they are stealing his shit.... then you have the craziest mother fu@*er of them all Christopher Robin he is the one taking shrooms and acid tripping with his toys thinking they are talking to him taking him to the "magical" Hundred Acre Woods
All Consuming Fire............
In the beginning of any relationship there are phases you go through. There is initial attraction, followed by a certain amount of lust and then you begin to really get to know the person. Things are tentative at first and, even if the sex is good, there is a learning curve unless you are just going for just straight "get me off" fucking. Nothing wrong with that. As a matter of fact, I really like straight "get me off" fucking. The lust I feel is good, but I want the longing. And in the beginning, while fun, it's still awkward while you find the groove. Then comes the time where you look at each other and the sparks fly through the air and they're so intense you can almost see them. You certainly feel them. An example of what I speak of would be........... Surrounded by people, he all of a sudden got up and walked over and stood in front of me. The butterflies in my stomach as I looked up at him, his beautiful unshaven face, moved south through my belly and down
The Falls
I didn't know just how far we had come Until I saw the falls There, we were standing You were holding my hand As the mist washed our faces clean Our tears fell Together Safely we had made our mistakes Safely we had eachother And from then on There was no need to look back The beauty of it all Washed our sins clean Together So powerful So cleansing So beautiful You were to me A brand new day A new begining The river will clear the way
My Broken Heart
My Broken Heart I can write the saddest lines tonight. Write for example: ‘The night is fractured and they shiver, blue, those stars, in the distance’ The night wind turns in the sky and sings. I can write the saddest lines tonight. I loved him, sometimes he loved me too. On nights like these I held him in my arms. I kissed him greatly under the infinite sky. He loved me, I loved him too. How could I not have loved his huge, still eyes. I can write the saddest lines tonight. To think I don’t have him, to feel I have lost him. Hear the vast night, vaster without him. Lines fall on the soul like dew on the grass. What does it matter that I couldn’t keep him. The night is fractured and he is not with me. That is all. Someone sings far off. Far off, my soul is not content to have lost him. As though to reach him, my sight looked for him. My heart looked for him: he is not with me The same night whitens, in the same branches. We, from that time,
Ok Now Im Mad
omfg some little dick weed is flaggin my pics nsfw , wtf they show no nudity n not suggestive in any way .. if u dont like my pics stay the fuck off my page and if a lil ass scares u then u dont belong on an adult site ffs
Mad @ Fubar
im gettin fed up with fubar! its sayin that im not a fan of any1 and it wont let me add pix wtf???? and i still cant do a mums!! i dont know what 2 do. and as beenin a payed member i shouldnt have this much trouble
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A True Boyfriend...??
Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her When she says she's ok don't believe it talk with her Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like a person and not something to show off for Tease her and let her tease you back. Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie with her. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" *If that is true, have you found anyone like that girls?* (",)
Yesterday, Today!
I read this quote about a month ago on a church bulliton board That I pass every day. I find myself reading this everytime, I guess it just makes since when you think about it and its got me putting things in perspective in a couple areas of my life, so here it is, let me know what you think. "Don't let yesterday take up to much of today".
Lifes Too Short
LIFE IS TOOOO SHORT! Life is too short to be wasting away waiting for good things to happent to you. So get up and go "make it happen." Whatever your heart desires, your goals, your happiness, your friendships, etc. Sometimes things happen to us and bring us down, sometimes to the point when we think we can't get back up--or maybe we may not even want to get up. But it is time-out for self-pity, and depression. Life has so much to offer but we just have to be aggressive and go get it!!!!! Meeting people, hanging out with good positive friends, furthering your education, doing things for other people can all bring pleasureable joy to your life. If we just stop and look around us and see all the things that God has given us to enjoy life--and stop looking at all the bad things--we might have unspeakeable joy. Everyday we sit around and waste, moping because someone has hurt us is a day that we have added to death. Life is tooo short when there is soooo much that
Deleting My Account
Ok all my family and friends...i am having serious issues with the pics and albums of i decide if it isnt fixed during the next two hours i will delete my account and create a new please if you are a family member or a good friend of mine look out for my new account and readd me.... Hugs EveningStar
Cleaning My List
I am going to be cleaning my list up! Those of you who want to stay please let me know!
Lets See Who Cares
I wrote of my friend that everyone seems to ignore now take this as advice but time changes things and someday you will be praying that people overlook what time has taken from you.... now PLEASE show my friend some love ok..... thanks to all of those that do.... perhaps then i can get her to put her pics back up she has taken them down....
For You My Darling Steve.xx
Making love by an open fire, Your stiletto so fine. The heat emitted by the flames, The passion in your eyes. The tenderness of your caresses, The power of your thrust. The unconditional love we share, The strength of our lust. The mingle of our bodies, The tangle mass we are. Our bodies totally in tune, As we make love by the fire. The embers are growing dim, The flames have died. Our loving and passion, Still hot……….remains.
i still cant do anything im quite frustrated maybe ill sign back on tuesday to suck ass to try to get my comments back
Hi everyone and Good morning well not So good I hate mornings the bright sun waking me up or getting up to get things done in the morning i am a grouch if woken up to early I rather stay up till the wee hours of the night and sleep in till noon or later. Well I woke up this morning early and i don't know why because i did not have to be and i worked till 11 last night and i work till 10 tonight well i am going to go try to lay back down in this dreaded morning
Please Come Read
ANARCHY and I are in a Happy Hour Giveaway we need to reach 50,000 comments each. I know it sounds like alot but with your help we will get there.... So if you could stop by and leave a couple of comments we'd really appreciate it :) ANARCHYS CONTEST PIC: MINE: Also FAN/RATE/ADD the hosts while you're there they are great ladies!! bbG©... Have You Seen My Gerbil?@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar MANY THANKS TO YOU ALL, HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT
Rebirthing - Skillet
I lie here paralytic Inside this soul Screaming for you till my throat is numb I wanna break out I need a way out I don't believe that it's gotta be this way The worst is the waiting In this womb I'm suffocating Feel your presence filling up my lungs with oxygen I take you in I've died Rebirthing now I wanna live for love wanna live for you and me Breathe for the first time now I come alive somehow Rebirthing now I Wanna live my life wanna give you everything Breathe for the first time now I come alive somehow I lie here lifeless In this cocoon Shedding my skin cause I'm ready to I wanna break out I found a way out I don't believe that it's gotta be this way The worst is the waiting In this womb I'm suffocating [Bridge:] Tell me when I'm gonna live again Tell me when I'm gonna breathe you in Tell me when I'm gonna feel inside Tell me when I'm gonna feel alive Tell me when I'm gonna live again Tell me when this f
If I Ever Needed Prayers Its Not Only For Me Also For My Kages Mom And Him And Me Ty
This Pisses Me Off..
this is what really pisses me off sometimes.. i was sitting at home about 2 days ago, after rating a few pics.. i first faned, then asked for a friendship, and then in my shoutbox, pops up this person, whom say to me, that my friendship was denied. lol. like i really care, but, what did i do wrong? i asked her this 2 times. and then today. after talking to her for less then 10 mins, she was pissed because she was working, and did NOT SEE that i did rate her. this is a c/p from the chat. *~*Sapphyr...: have a nice day ->*~*Sapphyr...: and you dont hear me crying about it. i thanked you in your sb for it. ->*~*Sapphyr...: from what i was able to see, you rated 2 o my pics an 11. that was it. ->*~*Sapphyr...: i rate more then enough people every day, im already out of rates for today. *~*Sapphyr...: well lets see i tend to rate all my friends pics so i expect the same thing in return, ->*~*Sapphyr...: so what are you saying? *~*Sapphyr...: yeah i know
Save Money In Your Gas Tank!
My buddy Sidearm blogged this article this morning and I thought I would share it all with you as it appears to be something all of us could make good use of! Make sure to show him some love too! He's a great guy. (D) New Gas Tips (Every penny counts). I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline....Here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gal.. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon. Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity Of 16,800,000 gallons. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried
Breast Cancer
A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... * I * 6 * Y Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. AGAIN , PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10
The New Cheers For Beers
Well, as some of you know by now, i have never been able to level up, and since fubar has yet to get back to me, i have decided to open the new crazy, cheers for beers homepage. please hit me up, i have crazy love for all my friends and dont want to lose any of you!!!!!!
as of 6 this morning i am an aunt to a beautiful baby girl she's tiny a lil over 5lbs but shes healthy well i just had to post something about my beautiful alexis!
You Don't Have To Delete
PLEASE if you have PRIVATE FOLDERS with nudes or kids pictures How to fix it go to your folders turn off the NSFW and then click ok. ignore the error message. then go back and turn it back on and then set it to friends or family only and click ok and its back to how it was LOCKED!!!!!
Rally Time
Hey All Couples
maybe this will work maybe not but all my couple friends out there and ones who might read this blog there is a fantasy i have of hearing a couple a wild and crazy couple going at it over the phone if there is any couple out there crazy, wild and open enough to do this contact me by posting a comment on this blog.
Savage Chicken - Mad Cow???
I Like
I like the way your eyes light up when you smile I like the you tease me for a while I like the way you pull my hair I like the way you look at me with a knowing stare I like the way you fuck me in a relentless haste But most of all I like the way you taste!
You Know Who You Are
Have I Ever by Ravenz23 Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, li
My Hunger
Watching you move, Stirs my lust for you, The blood upon your lips, Sends thrills through me, I Want to take you, Wouldn't matter where, As long as it's now, I hardly care, Every caress of your flesh, Is a pure pleasure, The kiss, A point of no return, Must have you now, Never know if I could stop, Won't even try, To deny, This hunger i have for you
The Burning Desire
Just a touch, My fire is ignited, Just a kiss, I am burning with desire. Fervor fills me As our clothes Leave our bodies, Leaving us breathless. Sweet explorations Amidst suppressed moans, Feverish kisses, Pushing us to our limits. Melding as one, Sweat against sweat, Skin against skin, We are in indescribable heaven. Panting heavenly, Smiling with contentment, Once again, We gave in to our burning desires.
When your heart speaks, take good notes. Judith Campbell
Okay, a brief explanation of what I do. I'm a school bus driver (not glorious, but pays the bills!). I have been driving a bus for 14 years, but this past Tuesday (9-25-07) was definitely a first. My bus caught on fire. I was driving a rear-engine bus, and as I was driving up the Farmington Road hill my bus started losing power. By then the back of the bus was smoking badly. At the top of the hill, I turned onto Hilltop St. and stopped the bus. By then there was smoke inside the bus. There were luckily only 3 kids on the bus, so I killed the engine and helped them off the bus. As soon as I got them to safety, I turned around to see the back of the bus on fire. The fire ended up practically gutting the inside of the bus. It was one of the scariest moments of my life. This is why I disagree with people who say that big buses need seatbelts. If I had a whole busload with seatbelts on, Most of them probably would not make it. Thankfully, I only had 3 kids on the bus, and one is autistic. I
"Just when you thought you knew for sure what was going on, along comes some new information that throws off your best theory. That's okay -- wallow in the ambiguity for a bit and see what comes of it." I do not like ambiguity.
Woot Woot
Showing Love To Pobre Diabla , A Very Special Lady!!!
POBRE DIABLA, Your In My Prayers... I wish I could send you some warming rays to make your day a little brighter. I wish I could send some magic to make your heart a little lighter. But I can only send this cheerful note, and my best wishes to you to let you know you're in my thoughts and in my prayers too. Your In My Thoughts... I had no reason to send you a note, no great news to reveal. But I wanted you to know that you're in my thoughts and in my heart as well. And I'm sending you a wish for a wonderful day. I hope lots of sunshine comes your way. POBRE DIABLA YOU ARE SPECIAL... You Are Special... You are special, because you're someone's friend. You've touched someone's life in a unique way like no one else could. You've been there when someone needed you, when someone felt sad and all alone. You've given comfort. You've made someone smile. You've been there to celebrate the good times, and to lend an ear when som
A Beating Heart
Shhh,hold tight for i hear what i can't see,For there is no light only sound by witch to guide me. Shhh,there it is again,like the beating of a snare,It sounds so familiar yet has its own stlye and flare. I hear it so clearly like an oldfavorite song,,I am yearning for it,this sounds i seen to long. Shhh,can't you hear it the sound is ah so clear, I seem to be drown to it, it's calling to me I fear, Shhh, listen with me, I need to know what it could be. I feel as though I'm floating to it, It'settting me free, It's unlike anything i have ever heard before, I wonder could I truely be who this sound is for? This sound is ur heart calling out to mine, Like two souls lost in the intricate sounds of time. Through distance may seperate us, It's only miles u see, For nothing can ever really keep apart those who are meant to be. Through wind, rain, sleet or snow this sound will keep going,Longing to once again be with that person that's is all knowing. The one who knowns ur heart and touches u
This Week
Well I had a pretty bum week. SIGH! BUT it is FRIDAY and I have a fully planned weekend ahead of me and I plan to have a good time. No one and I mean no one is gonna piss me off or I just may have to punch them in the nose. I know I am way to nice to do that but hey it sounded good. lol Anwyas thought I would blog because well I am at work and bored outta my mind. I am gonna start lookin for another job because this one is starting to blow! Well bye for now Xenia
Fubar Sucks!!!!!!!!!!
The love of our neighbor in all its fullness simply means being able to say to him: "What are you going through?" --Simone Weil Love is listening to our friends and really hearing what they have to say. Sometimes we find it hard to listen because we are so full of ourselves. We don't hear well when we stop listening and start thinking about our own responses. We feel most heard when someone doesn't try to fix us or give us all the answers. Mostly, we need a friend to let us pour our hearts out, to tell our stories to. In giving another the same attention we'd like to have, we live by the Golden Rule, and we allow ourselves the rewards of true friendship. Today let me bring a friend my undivided attention
My New Hero:
Lover to die for kiss-and-kill pill A Chinese woman who killed her lover with a rat poison-laced kiss when she suspected him of being unfaithful has been sentenced to death, a newspaper said Thursday. Xia Xinfeng, from Maolou in the central province of Henan, passed a capsule with rat poison from her mouth to her long-time lover, Mao Ansheng, during a kiss, the Shanghai Daily said. Mao swallowed the capsule and died soon afterwards. "The couple had said that if either one of them cheated on the other, he or she would have to die," the paper said in explaining the mouth-to-mouth assault. Xia found Mao had been "talking" with another woman and deemed that he had broken their promise.
Kims Contest
please take a minute to help out my friend in the contest she in
Major Fubar Fuck Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go to your folders turn off the NSFW and then click ok. ignore the error message. then go back and turn it back on and then set it to friends or family only and click ok and its back to how it was LOCKED!!!!! PLEASE if you have PRIVATE FOLDERS with nudes or kids pictures DELETE them NOW fubar FUCKED UP anyone can see ALL your photo's DON'T BELIEVE me ask me to view a private folder and SEE for yourself !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An Understanding
Our bodies might be broken, torn, bruised and scared; but this is just a shell to help us get thru our journey. Our soul is what has to learn everything that we can,love with everything you have to give, endure pain so much that it stops hurting, listen with your eyes as well as your ears, and live like there is no turning back and that tomorrow is never guaranteed. Once we have accomplished this understanding our lives will be rich in every possible way and our smiles will shine brighter than the sun. To this I hope the path is clear and the light that guides you stays bright in the darkness that may fall.
(not From Me From The Bulletin Board) Major Fubar F*ck Up !!!! Private Albums R Open !!!
PLEASE if you have PRIVATE FOLDERS with nudes or kids pictures DELETE them NOW fubar FUCKED UP anyone can see ALL your photo's DON'T BELIEVE me ask me to view a private folder and SEE for yourself REPOST PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Added by KinkStar Sin: Guys, if you mark your folders as NSFW, then change them to family and go back in and clear off the NSFW's you should be good. this is what i did this morning and according to those i've asked to check for me it has worked ~Sin
Life's Paths
I used to think that our paths where concrete. As we walked along and that we just came to forks in the road along the way. This being our decision on which way to go. As I sit here today thinking about the past, present, and what may be in the future; I have come to think that maybe its sand we travel across. I can still see my foot prints behind me a good ways, so I know where I have been and when I look straight down I can see my shadow being cast upon where I am. Then I look out into the horizon in front of me in all directions and ponder the next step and the path I want to make. With this I know that there isn't a wrong way to go, just a decision to take the scenic route or the short cut. All of this leading to what needs to be learned and an exhilarating experience that I can add to my memories. Life is a Canvas you are the Artist and experiences are the colors. So make your mark and add your hand prints and even foot prints all over the world.
Love Of My Life
Thank you for your commitment to all of us You go to work and provide without a single fuss I know its hard that second day to leave With all the love you have received I thank you for your dedication I have a great sense of admiration I say this with my deepest thought This is what has always been sought You are my inspiration and in my dreams I know some times I can take it to extremes I love you with the deepest love With this thought i would hope that we can rise above I pray that the lord will help you gain the knowledge to help you with your goal In hopes that you can over come the thought of being in a toilet bowl Just keep your head up and the thought of us Try not to get frustrated or fall into the thought of disgust I love you and thank you so much for your dedication and all your thoughtfulness!
Never Alone
In the darkness with no light, your foot steps forgotten in the night. Your heart beat thumping ever so loud, The dying love you disavowed. The feelings of love, passion, and desire, Leave your heart in the ever burning fire. You may not see the light to which your feet will lead, This because the map your eyes refuse to read. I wait for you with open arms, No whistles, bells, or even charms. Just myself and my soul right beyond my eyes of stone, If you see this you will know that the pain is what your heart has outgrown. Love is powerful in any dimension, this is what causes so much apprehension. Let yourself fall into the unknown, For you will find yourself not alone.
Some Lyrics For You Scumbags!
Alison Moyet was most likely inspired to write this after seeing this skanky website: How are you, can I look a little closer Well let me introduce you to Say how d'you do believer So tell me is he young enough Or could it be hung up enough And does he help to keep it up when he's handing It out to please you Do you ever think the night away How about the day ain't it getting long These eggshell hearts you're tripping on Oh when you've got money you can build a bomb Oh it's beautiful, touching up your lonely nights Oh how you shine when you throw all the suckers on Tired of every single one Oh you're filth, you're filth, you're filthy And someone' gonna hose you down You're gonna be sorry for the way you whore a life around Now tell me he is young enough Or could it be hung up enough Or maybe just hung up enough to keep it up when you're flagging Do you ever soak the night away How about the day ain't it getting long These eggshell hearts you're tripping on
Sitting in my window silent and alone, Thinking of you so far away and a drifting scent of men's cologne. The thoughts keep coming oh so fast, The feelings that I come to know have never been surpassed. I don't know how to tell you or show you what I feel, This is all happening at a pace that is so surreal. As I fall deeper into thought of what could be, I'm scared that its an image that you want and not the real me. I look up at the night sky and wonder where you are, The feeling that someone just touched my arm is very bizarre. I take a deep breath and slowly exhale, Making sure to pay attention to every last detail. I have let myself get wrapped up in you completely, Your words seem to flow ever so sweetly. I do not have a crystal ball or a knowing of what the future holds, All I can do is appreciate the time and the moments between us as they unfold. I see a shooting star fly by and make a wish upon it, This has left me feeling all giddy and happy inside I must a
This Person Stole Our Pics
This person, stole our pics and put them in her nsfw pics as her own. I can't believe what a loser she is.
The Best Way To Describe A Gemini
thats an air sign for ya!can take you to heaven in bed but will drive you crazy out of it!lol
Dude Wheres My Car
Ok so the most fucked up thing happened to me this morning. I got a call the other day but i missed it from an 800 # and the dude told me to call him. First thought bill collector though it was odd because how did they get my cell phone number, but i digress said bill collector calls me this morning and informs me that im the owner of a 03 Chevy Impala and im behind 6 months on my payments. The car will be repo'd and i will be sued if i dont turn the car over............Now if you dont know me that well you would say something to the extent of pay your car payment........those of you who know me well would say as i did WHAT FUCKING CAR?!?!? As i proceeded to tell this dense numbnut i do not own a vehicle hell i dont have a fucking license to drive a vehicle and i have never lived in Colorado. He said i could face criminal charges for giving a false address....once again ive never been in Colorado let alone lived there for the past 4 years to have purchased a vehicle. Though it sucks th
All Bombers And Friends!!!!!!!!!!
Come help my friend and fellow bomber meber Coach win his first contest. He is a great guy and has always been there to help people level or win conttests and know it is his turn to win. So please come rate the pic and leave some comments!!!!!!!!!!!
Show Ur Support!
- Get Your Own Do you SUPPORT our NATIONS troups? Do you want to be supportive to them and talk to them? Well come on down to the Soldiers Playground, where all the troups are and in need of the US people's support. They are people too who volunteered to fight for us, gettin killed for us and their families!! Support their families as well as they too are important!! Join us please!
So I've asked a couple people what a "Mojito" is and since we don't we do (thanks Pete) ;) From Wiki: Mojito (pronounced IPA: [məˈhiː.toʊ] (English) [mo'] (Spanish)) is a traditional Cuban cocktail which became popular in the United States during the late 1980s, and has recently seen a resurgence in popularity. A mojito is traditionally made of five ingredients: spearmint, rum, sugar (traditionally sugar cane juice), lime, and carbonated water[1]. Its combination of sweetness and refreshing citrus and spearmint flavors are intended to mask the potent kick of the rum, and have made this clear cocktail a popular summer drink. Many hotels in Havana also add Angostura bitters to cut the sweetness of the mojito; while a popular variation, it is not the original version created in La Bodeguita del Medio[1]. To make a Mojito, juice from a lime is added to sugar and mint leaves in a tall glass. The mixture is then gently mashed repeatedly with a
How Are You Right Now
how are you right now
Stupid People
I am blocking all my pics now since there are Stupid People that want to say that all my pics are not safe for work and there is nothing wrong with them. So now I am just gonna keep them to myself and the people who can appericate them.
Hamburger Or Cheeseburger
hamburger or cheeseburger
Doctor Who: The Sound Of Drums - Tonight At 8/7c On Sci Fi
The Sound of Drums- Friday September 28th at 8:00pm E/P, encore at 1:00am E/P on Sci Fi Channel. The Doctor, Martha and Captain Jack return to London as Harold Saxon becomes Prime Minister, and his reign of terror begins. This is only the start of his ambitions, however, as he announces mankind's first contact with an alien race, the Toclafane. An audacious plan, spanning the whole of time and space, begins to close around the Earth. John Barrowman (Torchwood) and John Simm (Life on Mars) guest star.
Hoy Dogs Are Taco
hot dogs or taco
baby kind of in a hurry but i just wanted you to know that i am thinking about you.
Love Letters Recipe ?
125g rice flour 35g plain flour 155g granulated sugar 1 1/2 cups coconut milk (from 1 coconut) 2 eggs 2 egg yolks Sift rice and plain flour into a mixing bowl. Add in sugar and slowly add the coconut milk. Stir until smooth then add the eggs and egg yolks. Whisk until well blended. Strain the batter. Lightly grease love letter moulds with a piece of muslin cloth dipped in oil. Heat mould over charcoal fire. When heated, place the moulds open over a bowl of batter and pour a ladelful of batter onto the mould. Close the mould tightly and bake over charcoal fire for about half a minute on each side. When golden in colour, remove and immediately fold into a quarter. Press lightly with a tin cover to level the surface. Cool and store in an air-tight container or tin.
How To Make Your Abum Private Again!
Thanks to The Public Enemy!!! luv ya!!! So everyone knows about the glitches in private albums by now I'm sure. All you have to do is go into the album and set the album to "NSFW content", then undo it and set your album to whatever you want! LOL Seems pretty easy huh! All the credit goes to: The Public Enemy~DJ For Fallen Angels Lounge ~@ fubar Show him some love!!! xoxo, Bunny
Gothic Rose Hh Giveaway
Pics From The Show Last Night...
hahahahaha! i'm a fucking perv!
The Good Die Young I Guess I'm Safe
R.I.P. Dale You will be missed tremendously! Wait at the gates and you fellow comrades will be there soon!!!!!!
3rd Affair
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity..' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase,and took it home. 'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'
Lounge Guidelines - Bus Bouncers
These guidelines need to be followed if Banning someone, If it is Not in the Guideline you need to or someone needs to screen shot possible offenders so that I can take care of the issue. 1. Racial Bullshit, You see it in the lounge Screenshot and Ban Them immediately 2. Any Complaints about a member in the lounge harassing another member in the lounge shall be screen shot and dealt with immediately if your not shure about Banning send me screenshot and ID numbers of parties involved. ( If it does not happen in the Lounge itself it is not our problem, That’s what the block button is for ) 3. ONLY get involved if it happens in the Lounge and can be seen by everyone. 4. Harassment will not be tolerated, if it is not in a joking manner or the person ask them to stop and it continues a screenshot and immediate ban is warranted. 5. Spamming in the lounge will not be allowed NO Contest Links or Lounge Links that are not Short Bus related, unless authorized by a Short Bus Bou
Ensign: A Not So Trivial Pursuit
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 28 September 2007 Last week I took an online survey about my satisfaction with my current vehicle. It was reasonable as survey goes and then dovetailed into this question: "Name the seven ingredients of a Big Mac." Anybody who saw the commerical in the 1980s probably remembers the McDonald's jingle "twoallbeefpatties, specialsauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, onasesameseedbun" as a list of the ingredients even if you don't know the words. It's a little scary I STILL know that as well as the six kids from the 1970s television show "The Brady Bunch" (pop culture thing; Greg, Peter, Bobby, Marcia, Jan, and Cindy), though that wasn't quite a knee-jerk reaction for me. Then came the third "pop culture" question: Name the Ten Co
For Uncle Ted
This is in memory of my Uncle Ted,one of my dads brothers, who passed away due to complications from diabetes on july 28,2005. He was my hero and my rock, the one person in the world that i could tell everything too and have no worries the one person who offered guidance and acceptance with no judgements. I miss you still. This is what they read at his memorial: If You Could See Me Now our prayers have all been answered i finally arrived the healing that had been delayed has now been realized no ones in a hurry there is no schedule to keep we're all enjoying Jesus just sitting at His feet If you could see me now i'm walking on streets of gold if you could see me now i'm standing tall and whole if you could see me now youd know i've seen His face if you could see me now youd know all pains erased.
Although the heart knows no boundaries, the eyes and the mind construct many, and they use formidable walls to confine us within their barren borders. I'm scaling the wall and running like hell.
Fucked Up Beyond Reconition
Fubar out of order again.Baby J suppose to be fixing Photos.Bulletin Reposts are Down,Contest Links are Fucked up as well an some members blogs dissappear. Good Luck Fubarland
I played hooky today from work. I decided to try to help out some of my friends on here. I have some really great friends that have gone out of their way to help me and so I really wanted to return the favor. Rest assured I will get around to everyone. I will rate your stash and pics as quickly as I can. If I miss anyone please let me know. I am only level 11 so I run out of rating credits picture comment credits fast. It really bites. But know I care about you all and I will get to you. **HUGZ**
A Time..
For everything there is a season, And a time for every matter under heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; A time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; A time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together; A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing; A time to seek, and a time to lose; A time to keep, and a time to throw away; A time to tear, and a time to sew; A time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate, A time for war, and a time for peace. - Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
What A Wonderful Day This Would Be!
Here I set with pen in hand writing this poem to a wonderful man. One of whom I’ve not yet met in real life nevertheless he teases my sexual drive. What a wonderful day it would be if on the warm ground he laid with me. Basking in the warmth of the sun rays making sweet love to me all the day. What a wonderful way to savor the moment sharing this day with my Turkish hunk in it. Sweaty bodies moving in rhythm to and fro sweet tasty juices from each other will flow. On the grass or on the floating docks at the beach together with him our sensual excesses will be reached. And then oh what a wonderful day this would be keeping the love growing from him to me. Though this is a short poem this time it is only to tell what is on my mind. When I say no a bed, use a blanket on the ground while we wildly, passionately tumble around. And that is a wonderful day!!!! LSR 28 September 2007 (from a lovely hottie, love u)
Awesome Poem
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They
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She Walks In Beauty
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow'd to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impair'd the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens o'er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling place. And on that cheek, and o'er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent! - Lord Byron
My Memories
Eyes open Body shaking My worst fear is waking They are coming back They won't leave me alone All I want to do is go home But they won't leave They keep me awake I wish that these Memories were fake Doubled over in agony I wish it would stop After all the battles I have fought I am all alone My family has past Now my soul is fading fast Hands are cold Tears are streaming Voices are screaming The light is closer I can see it Don't know how it became lit People are around me I am unaware Right now, I really don't care You are crying I cannot hear you My mind is about to go through I am shaking more Breathing is gone Now you think life is wrong You cannot change it This is fate It cannot wait We have Memories Don't forget them Bring them when you come to me in heaven.... Let me hope that my voice doesn't haunt you at night.... Nor my image during the day.... Nor my being for the rest of your life....
The Nightmare Is Over!
Finally got a job offer after nine long months. It's going to be a shock to the system getting back in to the 9-5 routine, but the alternative sucks! Thank God it's over!
Have You Ever
Brandy LyricsHave You Ever? Lyrics
Joy Of My Life
Its been a year, my how you've grown You are walking, and just about talking and have the urge to do everything on your own. You almost have a mouthful of teeth This is exciting for all the new foods, but a disgust when its time to change a diaper and try to breathe Your love for music makes you dance I enjoy watching you move up and down and jump with a prance The smiles, laughter, and squeals of joy you reveal every day Leaves everyone you meet wrapped in a glow in every way We both enjoy it when we play The love for you builds stronger and will never stray I look into your eyes with so much admiration As you look back I know we share the same adoration You have an amazing personality You shine with all your individuality I am so excited to experience everything with you Letting you laugh, play, and explore even more I look forward to all the days to come And wait with anticipation for life's music that you will strum For you have touched my h
New Shoes - A Rite Of Passage
Many years ago, after just having my fist child, I became immediately pregnant with my second one. With my mother standing in the waiting room holding my newborn baby, the nurse pulled me back into a room to tell me that my pregnancy test was positive. I was devistate. I had become pregnant with my fist child while on my honeymoon. I was not prepared for the first one, let alone a second one. I remember standing in the waiting room with my mother as the tears rolled down my face. It was then that a tradition was created and it will always be my favorite memory of my mother. She said to me, "He might keep you pregnant, but he's not going to keep you barefoot." We left the office and she took me out to buy a new pair of shoes that day. They were hot pink tennis shoes that I had been wanting. I now have the opportunity to pass that tradition on to my daughter. She is expecting her first baby in April. She too was a bit devistated by the news at first, but like all mothers, she love
I'mmmmmm Baaaack
Been out of the fubar loop for a while. Today is the first day I have gotten on the computer since I came down with the Pneumonia. I had my follow up appointment this morning and had a specialist look at my "vioce box". Looks like I may have a deep dusky voice for the rest of my life. Considering how sick I got I will take that as a blessing. I was coughing with such force I have some scar tissue in my throat that probably wont go away. But I am back and the stronger then ever. Hope to catch up with yall over the next couple of weeks and I hope to continue to meet and greet the quality people of Fubar.
Just to let everyone know that I am moving this weekend and wont be back online until Tuesday. So ya'll take it easy an be safe an i'll be in touch when I get back online. Katrina
Deja Vu Or Hollywood And Real Life
I have just finsihed watching Clerks and Clerks 2, again..... All of the sudden it hit me, Whack!!!! My God!!!! I'm Dante!!! For real, I make no qualms about it, I'm you're everyday Joe, who goes to work and slogs through the drudgery of it. I stoicly take the shit that is thrown at me by the big kahunas and customers and still comes back, because I see the inherent good in most people. I put up with the crazies out in the world because for every one asshole there are at least 4 decent people out there. I may hate having to do some of the things I do at work but Istill come in and do them, because thats my job and while it may suck, I take pride in what I do. I may not be the latest Hollywood hearthrob but I'm considered somewhat attractive, cute, and adorable. With a unique wit and charm, I believe that there is still the "right" woman for me that is still out there. Of course if Real life was like the movies, then I should be up on the roof of a fast food joint dancing to
My son's grades so far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know its only kindergarden but hell I'm excited for him!!!!!!! ART KDG. 100.00 A+ 9/14/2007 Lang. arts KG 100.00 A+ 9/28/2007 MATH KG 100.00 A+ 9/26/2007 MUSIC KDG. 90.00 A- 9/26/2007 PHYSICAL EDUCATION KDG. 93.33 A- 9/26/2007
Cry No More
Cry No More Love isn't always fair. Yet we must not despair. Love may falter and cause pain. We can't let that keep our hearts in chains. There will be a better day in life. A second chance, No need to cry. It's a time to dance and laugh. Leaving sad memories in the past. View the sunset and smell the flowers. Play in the falling rain showers. Someday true love may just come along. Til'then we must enjoy life and remain strong.
Skrewdriver - Suddenly We live in changing times When certain thoughts are now a crime Power flows through an evil pen And freedom's light in growing dim (chorus) One day if suddenly, I'm forced to take my leave Will you still carry on, with the things that we believe? One day if suddenly, they take my life away Will you still be fighting to win a bright new day? The people who've stood against us They seem to be above the law With the power to listen into private moments in our lives And the power to come kick down your door (chorus) Our strength has come from ideals many years' old A strength that has survived within our blood A strength our foe has recognised, and sworn to drag it down He wants to drag our people through the mud (chorus) x2
Something To Think About
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is 'bra' singula
Sometimes Salvation
To lessen my troubles I stopped hanging out with relatives And empty saviours like you I wish I had a nickel for every miracle That you easily tricked me into You can lead a horse to water But faith is another matter So don't you surrender Cause sometimes salvation In the eye of the storm I've no time for accusations Or conversations on all the bad, bad things you do. Just a note from your jailor Drugs and the relations To all the people around you You can lead a horse to water But faith is another matter So don't you surrender Cause sometimes salvation In the eye of the storm I've kept secret your superstitions And all its twisted wisdom That I fell into Sister can you try and find me?
I'm Sick....
WELL... I feel like shit... I'm going back to the ER this weekend... either tonight or tomorrow... Last time they did a great job and all but couldn't REMOVE the gallbladder cuz of some infection or some crazy crap... so, they set me up with a surgeon... well, he requires 1/2 of the money up front... I'm not gonna pay out 3500 to remove an organ... hell, that should be ILLEGAL!!! Fuck, i could have someone on the black market PAY ME to remove my organs... JEEZ... damn not having insurance... So, i've kinda let it go hoping it would get better, or way worse so they'd have no choice but to take it out... well it's gotten way worse... i've had the runs for 3 weeks now... hardly been able to eat anything... dizzy, feel like puking, IN PAIN.... so fuck it... I'm going back... and so help me god if they refer me to a surgeon i'm gonna raise some serious hell!!! I just can't keep dealing with this shit... it's painful damnit!! I've spent the past 3 days asleep, almost literally... cuz i'm soo
Hotel Illness
Oh good heavens, baby where's my medicine? I must have left it outside with my etiquette The undertaker's rule of thumb It's hard to talk with a novocain tongue This room smells like hotel illness The scars I hide are now your business I can't seem to make hair nor hide of this No baby love is not a punishment. Hypnotize by your rotten behavior This week's fashion is last year's flavor I got a head full of sermons and a mouth full of spiders The politics of the world's greatest liar So tell me baby is it true all those things that they say about you...
Oral Short Story
ORAL ADDICTION While taking a sip of her white wine, Shari casually scanned the crowded tavern, all the time searching for her next "victim"!!! "Oooooo," she said to her best friend Mona, "look at that cute guy at the end of the bar, what do ya think!?!" Mona cocked her head and gave the young man a quick once over and replied, "I guess so, Shar, but good grief, haven't you had enough for one day!?!" Shari ignored her friend's rejoinder, and like a shark honing in on it's prey, she made a beeline straight for her quarry and with a big smile said, "Hi, my name's Shari, I couldn't help seeing that you're drinking alone, do you mind if I join you!?!" Taken a little bit by surprise, the stranger stammered, "Uh, no, take a stool!!!" Shari plopped her plump bottom onto the padded seat, and while extending her hand said, "My name's Shari, Shari Conners!!!" "My name's Seth Ames," he replied loudly over the din of music and conversation, "I'm glad to meet you, do you come her of
This Is My Confidence
Faith is the "white cane" for blind existence. Beyound this single instant of life I am totally blind. The maze ahead is obscured in darkness; each step holds potential terror. But Faith goes before me to feel out the way that I might with confidence continue my journey. Faith cannot see, but it can feel and conveys the message of having sensed the security of a safe surface upon which to tread. Thus, with faith in my hand I need neither grope nor fear the terrors of darkness; for faith leads step by step along the path to God. For we walk by Faith not by sight... II Corinthians 5:7
Internet Service
Copy Of A Blog For The Best Family To Joinnnnn
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. If you are intrested please get a hold of me thank you ~DJ Philburg360~DSC~ ~Founder Of Wakan- Tanka Clan@ fubar
When Things Go Wrong
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Flowing With Love
I loved a man Who did not love me I love a man Who loves me But does not want me I love a man as a friend Who loves me romanticaly I love a man as a father Who loves me as a daughter I am flowing with love With no one to give it to
I just got home from taking my sister to work...on my way this is what I saw... I was heading up the road and got to the stop light. Its a long wait at that light, to steal from the TV show WEEDS - its the punishment light, so I had time to look around and see what was going on. A man was walking up the median carrying one of those little plastic cooler/lunch box things in one hand and a 12 pack of beer in the other. He had on blue work clothes and appeared to be covered in a white dust that I can only assume was either concrete dust or plaster dust. You could tell this man was a hard working man, one who works for the family that he couldn't live without. I thought to myself, damn - must suck to not have a car. But as soon as I thought that another thought hit me twice as fast. I thought to myself - maybe this man chooses not to have a car, maybe its just an unneeded commodity in his life. Maybe he just doesn't need that to be happy. Here he is, a working man,
My Humble Prayer
Lord I ask that you allow me to take upon myself the pain and sickness he feels. I know it's alot to ask for but Lord he's tired and I am strong. Let me take it upon myself so that he can get better. No more sickness! No more pain! He means so much to everyone and with him being sick he is not him-self. SO I, your hunble servant ask this one thing of you. I sat and watched my dad everyday get sicker and sicker. I do not want to watch him do the same. If I oculd have taken what my dad felt I would have but my dad fought it till the very end. He was a solider for you and now I am a solider for you; asking for this small thing to help my love, best-freind. I know it's price but Lord I am ready. Let me be the vessel that holds his pain and sickness. Let me fight this so he can live!
No Shame
The silence is getting so loud That I can hardly hear your breath on my lips, Suffocating my emotions. The pride in my walk is now a mist in my presence, And no dignity, yet no shame. My mind itself tortures what my body cannot, Creating my eyes to shudder and my dreams to shatter in my sleep. My eyes awake and I’m introduced once again to the remote world. In which their money’s laid on my pillow.
Honor Guard
hey guys I just joined the TN Army National Guard Honor Guard. I will be doing the services for the military funerals in the area, you know like folding the flag and presenting it to the family, and etc. I think it is one of the most honorable things you do to show respect. When I get my Blues, I will post the pics..
The Mumm On Txt Break Ups
Okay the message was along the lines of (without all that shortcut lingo for txting lazy ass bullshit) For one it was from his younger brother... Which i find very odd...but thats just me For two it was along the lines of " well it's been three yrs where not going any where. i find it for the best that u go find some one else"
Womens Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.
Our Son
This is the many cutest things he does lol I needed to get a few items so he wrote the list for me. As I was telling him the items the last one was cigarettes. He made this face and said ewww mommy. I said I know baby I need to quit. Then he said Yes because it makes your lungs black I know a saw a picture of what lungs look like from someone who smokes. They are just to smart now adays lol Also, when he was in 1st grade he brought home a pamplet with the no smoking sign on it and he said she mommy and dad it says to quit. He said see mawmaw and pawpaw it makes your lungs black and you can get sick and die. You all need to quit. And he was dead serious. Oh, when we ran outta time for the bank he added *go tomorrow* to it. lol And asked me the next day are we going to the bank today don't forget I have the list. hehe That stinker.
The Top 10 Languages Spoken In The World
10. French -- Number of speakers: 129 million Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!). To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR). 9. Malay-- IndonesianNumber of speakers: 159 million Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world. Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island
Dying Friendship
We used to tell each other everything No lying or any single tear But times change quickly over the year Now we hardly talk at least compared to before It’s like life left the window closed but also closed a door Now were stuck with each other in the escapeless room And not knowing what to do we let our friendship resume But it’s not the same as before something’s different indeed For we have opened an unclosing wound and r just watching it bleed We blame one another when we know its no ones fault Our friendship has now come to an uncanny halt Maybe we just need time or just some space Or maybe our friendship has died out with grace I’d like to save one of us for we both can’t die... But we also can’t sit up every night and cry I’ll stab myself && you shoot yourself in the head Our friendships too late since we’re now both dead
Haven’t you ever wished you knew all the answers to your million questions; but wouldn’t that make life dull? I don’t regret a single thing in my life. Everything happens for a reason. Yet, when surprising things happen between two people, don’t you just wish you knew what the other person was thinking? I just wish I knew how to open up and express how I feel. I wish I had the words….
Randy Pausch Part 3
Football Games
You Might Be Gay If.................
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-B-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump i
I remember a time when all my tears were over grazed knees and mummy and daddy were all i had the please when boys were grose and i was happy with being just pals no front teeth, and cute piggy tails back when mummy's word was god when bed time was set all the memorys of childhood and the friends i wont forget when life was easy and we spoke about it all when the hardest thing was homework and the wake up call for school parties were for cake and the mummies time to chat i could handle all the grazed knees if i could go back to that
Missing You
Our love can't end it never will with all the letters i send you may be miles away and i miss you but one day everything will be Ok right now missing you so much it pains me inside my hand is waiting for your touch every night i think of what we have and at those moments i think maybe the distance isn't that bad even though i cry and weep in the darkest nights you are still in my dreams when i sleep I'm waiting for you to come back counting down the days until we get our relationship back on track
I just found out that my cousin goes for his parole hearing this next Tues. He's been before and not recieved a parole date. They gave him 5 to life and he's already been in for 7 years. His caseworker has stated that she believes that at this hearing he will recieve his date. My family and I have waited for so long for this not to mention his son will finally be able to know when his daddy is coming home. Any of your prayers,however way you do pray,will be much appreciated! Much love to you all!
For Those That May Or May Not Know....
Ok Not sure if everyone knows how to do this but here is some info on how to share peoples profiles on Fubar... It is very easy to do... for whatever reason you may want to share someone.. whether it be because they helped you level and you want to show them some love, are good friends or whatever the case may be. Here is how you share a friends profile.... 1 Go to their profile. 2. Click on the link that says Share This... you can either share it with everyone or select the groups that you would like to share the profile with. This will send an email to everyone that you selected to come view your friends profile. As far as for linking goes... Some of you may or may not know how ppl post blogs with picture links in them.. well here is how you do it... 1. go to the profile you want to link to.... 2. Click on the "link to this profile" Copy and paste the link that shows up into your private Message, Blog or Comment. It will show up like this when it is se
Would You?
WOULD U EVER................ [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Spank Me? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take Me Out to the Movies? [] Make Out With Me at the Movies? [] Take A Shower With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [] Take Me Anywhere With You [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me If i Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me [] Like me [] Love me Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Sexy? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Beaut
Inner Light
What Would You Do?
I was walking around in a store. I saw a ashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to."It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas.She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes ther
Hi And Thanks
I'm obviously new to this and wanted to say thanks to all for the warm welcome. And Phil?? What did you get me into? j/k So far I like the site although I can't promise I'll always keep up with it.For those of you who would like to know more about me please feel free to ask. My interests are pretty broad. Could never list them all here. I would be typing all night. I'm always up for good conversation. I am in the process of getting divorced. Please no pity I'm really ok with it. Ummm as you've probably noticed I'm not the best blogger, but I try. It is nice to meet those of you who have already added me and I look forward to making more friends here.
Brattybytch Is On The Loose !!!!
ok . she's really not on the loose but .. she is in a contest to win a blast .. so how about you come on over and help her out . she's in need of about 11,000 comment . yeah it may seem like a lot but .when you think of the percentage of the entire contest .. its really not a lot .. So.. Start ya Clickers !!! .. and head on over to show her some luv ..
Maybe Nsfw
shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like
This Is Why I'm Single Lol
I'm often asked "why are you single?" Well everyday I wake up and add another reason to the list. Don't people realize how delicate the heart is? On the flip side don't people realize that some of us educated people sit back and watch how the lies unfold. How many people realize that anyone can be anyone online or even over the phone but when you meet in person, that person is someone totally different? How hard is it to be real and true and honest to those you befriend or even develop feelings for? Its a sad situation when the reality hits and that person feels like an ass for "being found out" that they are a pathalogical liar. Common sense is a wonderful thing to have lol. Now for those online looking for their true love...99% of the time your gonna end up hurt. I'm tired of giving advice to grown ass people older than me, that advice not being considered and those same people coming back to me crying over the hurt. Put your fucking thinking caps on people...if the person you are so
Iron This
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Poem Written By Me
Why do I feel so lonely with so many around...Why does my heart ache for a love not yet found...Years I have searched and asked why...Hoping to find some answers before I die...Lessons I have learned along the path I have taken...Only to reach another crossroad with the forsaken...The more I have fallen, the stronger I have become...This in itself is very confusing for some...But with hope and desires set so high...You have to keep going to find the answers to WHY.
I'm Taking You To The Fubar Drive In...
My Dearest Friend... Tonight, I'm taking you to the FUBar Drive In... Admission's Free... you PAY to GET OUT. We shall, of course, begin with a 1930's Mickey Mouse Cartoon... oh, not just any... this is THE HAUNTED HOUSE ... with Special guests "CREATURE FEATURE"... longtime friends & an EPIC band, too! They shall be reading the obituaries in alpha-Order....... are you EVER gonna like this! ..........*INTERMISSION* In these 15 seconds, you're going to learn the COOLEST effing THING! .......... ..... .....Check the popcorn for hair & dim the lights. Our Special Screening's about to begin. It's another Gory Demise by CREATURE FEATURE........ it's entitled "SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS" & was my myspace song for a long time... ........Please uncover your eyes so you can return the speaker to its post... thank you. Look out for Crazy Assholes & maaaaaaybe you can come back next week...? Your most devoted Pal, Cherie' :)
Owned And Collared
I am owned by my Master and he has also collared me. I choose to do this because I want him to control me and I fully enjoy this. I love it when my Master gives me orders to follow and when he uses me as his slave. I do this on my own free will with nothing holding me back.I wish to serve my Master and please him.
Sick Kids
well my daughter has been sick these few days. she was sick tuesday afternoon. she was running a real high fever and trowing up. i took her to the dr. that evening and they admitted her to that hospital. so we were in the hospital tuesday night untill this morning. the dr. didnt really know what the infection was. that is why we ended up there. but they kinda figure out it was probably a UTI. but she is so much better now im so glad. well just thought i would let everyone know that is the reason why i havent been on the past few days. well ttyl
The Reality
All day I picture curves arching under me Dripping the sweat of passion, the heat Jeering at the bodies we use to strain for pleasure Equaled by no other. We quest together for the Coolness and calmness that follows it. Tonight I must make this image into reality. I cannot live on images. both of us crave veritability of pleasure, not phantoms of fever. Each moment stretches into eternity; I Long to run my hand down the spine, cup Each buttock in turn, lick a line of Shivers along the spine hiding behind you. Soon I will make love to you.
I've been here on fubar for awhile now, and I am totally lost. It seems like a great way to meet people, but I haven't actually done that. I have people on my friends list, but I dont talk to them, there are some who dont respond even if I try. So I guess my question is, what is the use of befriending someone, if you dont actually want to talk to them. There is the obvious "fan,friend,and rate to see my NSFW pics" I've taken the bait, i'll admit that, and those type of profiles I never expect a response if I were to give one, they seem to be out there to get their points. That is fine with me, is their choice to do whatever they want to, and for the most part they are all very clear about their intentions. But what I dont understand is ratings, fanning, and friending. How do you know if someone actually wants to know more about you and thats why they've friended unless they say so. When I have nothing noted it leads me to believe its just about the points game. And the question at the
I'm Alive
LOL...barely! Anyways they've changed my schedule yet again and i'm now doing 2am to 10am. My body is just never going to adjust, but i'm surviving. I've put the request in to go to swings. Don't know how long that will take though. I've really come to like the graveyard people and will miss them when they do eventually change my schedule. Tomorrows my Friday and I finally get 2 days off in a row. I know I need it. Anyways just wanted to tell ya all i'm sorry i've been somewhat missing in action and not more available to rate, comment and chat. Have a fantastic weekend. Luv ya, Jackie BTW I need to find a home for my two adorable chihuahuas, anyone now of anyone that might want to give them a good home. They are mother and son and I will not separate them. (pics in my pet album)
Sex Therapists......lmao ( Please Read )
A Florida couple, both well in their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The Doctor asks"What can i do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"The doctor raises both eyebrow, but he was so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says "there's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."HE thanks them for coming, he wishes them luck, he chrarges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week , however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapists to watch again. The sex therapists is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, the leaves. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says."I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything." "She's married and
Going Back To Old Profile
This is for those of you that REALLY want to stay in contact with me.... I'm going back to my old profile. A lot of you already have both of my profiles in your friends, but there are even more who don't. I really would like to stay friends with all of you, but it would take me forever to come to each profile and send a friend request. I will be deleting this profile. I'll give it a week or so and hopefully most of you will see this. I promise this is the last time my profile will be changed. Hope you guys will add me back. Here's the link... ArmyWifey@ fubar
Check My Pictures Out
Im Jazzysexymo im new to the game but one thing i can say is that if you take a look at my pictures you men will love them
My Zodiac
imikimi - Customize Your World
The Pain Of My Past Supressed By My Destiny
drag the blade across my skin feel the pain settle in feel the rush to my head laying down in my bed see the blood flow from the wound overwhelming emotions consumed as these dark thoughts fill my head on the inside i feel dead when will all this bullshit end all this hurt i want to mend but the darkness wont go away in my head and heart it plays constant waves of hurt and pain always running threw my brain want to scream out want to cry wanting nothing but to die all of this is in my past but new tension is building fast makes me think of wicked things what good can tomorrow bring? dont want to slip in that old routine destiny is what keeps me sane so i supress all my pain hide it deep and hide it well locked up inside under this shell shes my world my everything never know how much joy her smile can bring shes my rock what keeps me sane fuck the past and all that pain live for her and each day is new start to forget all the hurt; i got my daughter shes
Daddy It Hurts
Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charil's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,
IM beat tired . im headin to bed ive gotta get up early as im goin out with my sister .I hope you all have a wonderful nite . and if by chance you've got a spare moment or three . im almost level'd if youd like to leave me some love and surprise me for when i come back on to be at a whole never level .. *BIG SMILES* Luv to all Hugs n Smoochies Nite Wen :)
You Fake!!!!!
Your Desire
I see the lust in your eyes It's my body you desire You're the demon with angel eyes Wings unfurled, your body lies Ready to be taken and touched By this angel with demon eyes I feel your passion and pleasure Your gaze belies your trust Hard to resist this pressure Black and white, golden and blue Above and below watch in angst As their children come unglued Neither expected such an act Would be committed by their prizes God will blush as the Devil Cries
Shrimp Creole
Serving: Serves: 4 Cook Time: 10 minutes Total Time: 30 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 large bell pepper, chopped 1 large onion, chopped 3 to 4 cloves garlic, crushed, or garlic powder, to taste 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 tablespoon sugar 2 large cans tomato sauce 1 pound shrimp, peeled, deheaded Creole seasoning, to taste hot cooked rice DIRECTIONS: Saute bell pepper, onion, and garlic cloves in olive oil. (If using garlic powder instead of garlic cloves, season to taste.) Add tomato sauce and simmer 20 minutes. Add sugar. Stir occasionally. Season with Creole seasoning to taste. Add raw shrimp and cook until they're cooked through. Serve over white rice.
What Is Important??
Is it how much money we have? Money is a necessary tool, but does it make us who we are? Is it how many "things" we can accumulate? One fire or disaster would wipe these things out in a heartbeat! Is it how smart we are? Head knowledge is a great thing, but is it the answer to all? Is it how many friends we have? Friends are the fabric of life, but do they determine our happiness, or success in life? Is it having a "name" in the world? Would being "famous" make us any different on the inside? I think not. But what IS important? To me... Someone to share my thoughts, my dreams, my heart, my sorrows, my successes, my failures, my fears, my insecurities, my love, my body in a totally open, uninhibited way. Someone that I can talk to about anything without the fear of rejection or ridicule. Someone who will share these same things with me, KNOWING that I will love them and accept them unconditionally no matter what. Someone that I would go to the end of the earth for. Som
Music Of Love
Feelings growing ever so swiftly Heart beats together creating a song Two bodies passionately intertwining Dancing off one another becoming erotic Creating the music of love Time passes by life takes hold Day in and day out both working towards a dream Frustration building making you both scream Forcing yourselves to sit down at the table Which seems like communicating for hours and hours Putting the focus back on one another Being able to share the tears and laughter of the day Then reaching at a smile from both ways Getting lost in each others embrace Feeling the intense passion of a kiss Letting go of all life's stress and worries Falling back into the music of love Marriage is all the sweat, tears, laughter, happiness, and passionate pleasures that the days of a life time together present to you. This creating your own music of love that binds you to each other.
Lost In Confusion
to start i would have just asked in a mumm but it says i cant do that so oh well.. So this is where i am really confused at... This girl who says she has feelings fer me still sees her ex almost everyday or talks to him.... I am not wanting to be played a fool, but things have developed to sum extent. I am not sure what to do or how to speak about it... I think there are things going on that i am supposed to be to stupid to notice or know, but I cant help not to igonore these small lil signs and hints that are being givin to me... The part thats getting to me the most is she is the first person to ever make me feel like i am somebody and that i belong. So this is really affecting me in many ways... Do you see my delima or where i am coming from.... Please Help You can leave all the comments you want to, any helpfull advice would be nice....
Wondering where you are tonight Wondering what your thinking So much time has passed between us I'm over the what if's and the could of been's Missing your friendship most of all I remember when you were my best friend Then I remember getting lost in the dark Separating myself from the jealousy at last The feelings of hurt, anger, and despair have lifted I'm ready to start a new page I'm ready to begin a new chapter I'm ready to embrace your thoughts with not only my ears but my mind I can finally say I'm ready to be a friend I would like to share with you what's in my heart I apologize for the pain, tears, and hurt I caused I apologize for the misplaced anger I apologize for not being a bigger person With time I have learned a valuable lesson Communication is the key and listening is the lock I'm not asking everything be fixed over night I just hope and pray that it can be repaired with time Its been 6 long years and I'm finally at peace
Gardening Shears
->loveyou4ev...: Exactly. You wouldn't think I would. But it's not all that hard to chop off a guys dick with gardening shears loveyou4ev...: I was not joking.. I was being sincere, and it would of been nice to get to know you.. loveyou4ev...: Well I don't think you wold,b ut I understand now. I am sorry.. ->loveyou4ev...: No, I'm telling you to get to know a person before you joke around about meeting them. For all you know, I could chop off guys dicks once I meet them loveyou4ev...: okay then.. I guess you are telling me not to message you ->loveyou4ev...: Good thing I'm unreliable then loveyou4ev...: wel then that would me a nice moment to get to know you.. ->loveyou4ev...: You don't even know me. loveyou4ev...: To spend some time with a beautiful girl.. ->loveyou4ev...: Why? loveyou4ev...: well then I might be able to someday see ->loveyou4ev...: Why? loveyou4ev...: Well I wish I could rely on you...
Contest Now Open!!
And let the voting begin!!! Click on a for your favorite salute. Comment bombing is allowed...Contest will be open until 10*6*07 @ midnight(cst).... Good Luck to ya all...and Thanks so much for entering.... *SheLbY* *DJ~KyLe FoX* *DJ~GotHLeTTe* *MoNkEyBuTtEr* *DJ~MisFiT*
7000 To Level
SHOW SOME LOVE AND HELP HIM LEVEL Judas Mesias - Club F.A.R. Member - G Spotter@ fubar
Dyin Friendship
We used to tell each other everything No lying or any single tear But times change quickly over the year Now we hardly talk at least compared to before It’s like life left the window closed but also closed a door Now were stuck with each other in the escapeless room And not knowing what to do we let our friendship resume But it’s not the same as before something’s different indeed For we have opened an unclosing wound and r just watching it bleed We blame one another when we know its no ones fault Our friendship has now come to an uncanny halt Maybe we just need time or just some space Or maybe our friendship has died out with grace I’d like to save one of us for we both can’t die... But we also can’t sit up every night and cry I’ll stab myself && you shoot yourself in the head Our friendships too late since we’re now both dead
Fake Friends
I have fake friends there's so many The hunger for pain comes full and plenty I cut deep into my own soft skin But only because of my fake friends The lies and rumors are too much to bear The constant sorrow and nobody to care I bleed to death in my soul so dark and hidden To all my fake friends I say good ridden
Only If You Was Not So Far Away
i met thies woman and she is so sweet and sexy. only if she was not so far away. you know who you are girl.
Support The Troops
Let's get in front of the troops and back them up all the way......Support the Troops! Graphics
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Show My Best Friend Some Luv!!
~ ♥ ~ Vî×èñ åkå bººgîè$ Mºmmå ~ ♥ ~@ fubar Go Get her guys...hehe
Sexy Saturday
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The Pain Is Real
~The Pain Is Real~ Can you see what I see, even when your not around to comfort me, you hurt me like no one else will know, inside I feel I'm ready to explode, Do you feel what I feel, you said words to me that will never heal, I cant help myself inside i want to bleed, your friendship and generousity was all I would ever need, But now it has came and it has gone, and somehow my twisted little fucked up life will move on, what is sad is many men wish death upon me, it's like I'm not even meant to walk this earth or even be, My mother said I was an accident sometimes I think it's true, I didnt think it was when I met you, but now its over and I have to live with the consequences, just know that I still care regardless of the morose and awkward faces, Look into my eyes you will see pain deeper than a flesh wound, why is it that a baby is so innocent while resting in his mothers womb, is it because they know not the difference between right and wrong, or be
Hippie Joke
A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and he asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?" says the hippie. "Yeah!", says the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard and pop up claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetry dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and th
Everyone Listen
okay i just got a letter from some one on here about my sexuality u no what i don't give a flying fuck what anyone says I'm a bisexual freak i like both men and women if any one has a problem with that then take me off Ur friends list cause u no what its time to grow up people this is the 20th century every one just needs to exsept people for who they r it dose not matter if ur black , yellow ,white , or green just remember just be u and dont try to change who u r inside if u want to get to no me my email addresses r on my profile thanks and have a wounderful day
Jus Plain It Or Die!
to u that read this, ty....this is the Captain speaking...that is all...diiisssssmissed to the ones i know well...its jus
Teeth Problems
I was having some teeth problems so i went and had those teeth pulled yesterday. The dentist was a complete asshole...i wasnt numb before he started pulling and i screamed in pain so he kept calling me a ball baby and said he was quit and i could go somewhere else...i told him i wasnt numb and he said it was all in my head cuz thats the same dose he gives everybody...the dentist that i used to go to no longer accepts my insurance but she always had to give me 6 shots of novacaine to numb me i was looking at my gums where those teeth were pulled and they are now black...i mean really black....i have some people telling me that its an infection...i dont know...never had taht happen before. what do you guys all think? i dont know what to already taking antibiotics.
Weeding My Friend's List
I am weeding out my friend's list. See this is what happens when one can't sleep lol
Sept 29
September 29, 2007 Quote of the Day "If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all." – Michelangelo
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The Weirdest Thing That Happened To Me This Year !
This originally was posted on myspace on Jan 25th of this year, there were pics with it, but I dunno how to post that crap over here.I was chatting with a new friend and they happened to ask me what the weirdest thing that happened to me this year was, so I figured it was worth sharing for those of you that actually READ blogs. If you wanna see the pics gimme a holler and I will send ya some. Okay, so for those of you just tuning in, I am currently staying with a friend here in Houston, well right outside of there, and I was having an AWESOME time til about 12 midnight last night when the bottom fell out here. The windows were blown out the back door, the better part of the windows are sucked out into the back yard. There is debris raining all OVER the back yard and into the swimming pool. There is this immense heat wave that comes rolling into the house and the storage cabinet tries to attack my friend that is sitting in front of the computer. The cats have hauled ass and aren't fa
"Gimme More" It's "ANIDA" Bitch I see you, And i just wanna dance with you Everytime they turn the lights down Just wanna go that extra mile for you You got my display of affection Feels like no one else in the room (the room) We can get down like there's no one around We keep on rockin, we keep on rockin' Cameras are flashin while we're dirty dancer They keep watchin, keep watchin' Feels like the the crowd was sayin Gimme Gimme more Gimme more Gimme gimme more [x4] Center of attention, even when you're up against the wall You got me in a crazy position (uh huh) If you're on a mission (ooh) You got my permission ooohhh I just can't control myself, more They want more? Well I'll give them more (ow!) Gimme more gimme more Gimme more gimme more babe I just want more Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme [x4]
Men And Women
Men Vs. Women Relationships When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective. Maturity Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely w
Some Things To Say To That Fatal Question...why Ain't You Married Yet?
You haven't asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. What? And spoil my great sex life? Nobody would believe me in white. Because I just love hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. It gives my mother something to live for. My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon? I'm waiting until I get to be your age. It didn't seem worth a blood test. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. They just opened a great singles bar on my block. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? We really want to, but m
Moving...but Not To Texas...anyone In Vegas Interested?
All My Pics Went Poof!!
On Friday, Sept 28th, Fubar had a major clitch and all "private pics" were made open. When this happened I deleted all my folders. I am planning on throwing up some more soon. To all of my family... ull just have to wait. But Ill make sure theyre extra good for you. MUAH!!
New Profile
OK kiddies im back I lost my last profile cause stupid idiots cannot correct pasword problems so Im startin over Profile is thus a work in PROGRESS Rate me rate me rate me and add add add ok For my old friends re addddd me pleaseeee Dennis
i want your number... Body: I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =]
Stuff Stuff
anyone know of a good program to take videos into .GIF pics? i want i want
My Wedding Day
it is 6:49 in the morning and i cant sleep anymore. i am getting married in about 9 hours to the man of my dreams. i never thought i would re marry again one failed attempt was enough but this man was patient and loveing and giving, his smile makes me smile, and his pain makes me hurt, his eyes look into mine and i feel peace, he sings me love songs, and no matter how frazzled i get (and i get pretty frazzled) he just holds me tells me it will all be ok and then kisses me, i feel safe with this man and i feel oh so loved I know that there will be hard times and times i make him angry or he makes me angry, but i also know that we will talk it out and adjust we are just two people willing to make the sacrafice for eachother and i love that. i should stop rambeling lol thank you my friends for always being there for me and thank you for all your blessings. i guess i should wake up my groom we have a wedding to get ready for
Wishing All A Great Day If Your Still In Here On Fubar >> Hugs All
Good morning all; im off to get cofee, hugs and im saying prayers ... for some more that need God , to see them thru to another day: See we all have troubles and woes , at times in our lives , but God well he,ll see to it, we are loved and cared for , and go on to do what, he had instore for us in our life , or he,ll take some us home. So Hugs now ill be back soon. Diana
All The Same... I Love This Song
All The Same Lyrics
Johnny Depp Clips - "Creep" (Radiohead) Ahhhh - Just listen.... When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell I'm doing here? I don't belong here She's running out again She's running out She runs runs runs Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't belong here
Venus Butterfly
VENUS BUTTERFLY Eternal child, forever wild, She casts a spell of bright enchantment. Here now there, without a care For worldly rules and life’s commandment Secret treasure, past all measure, Hidden deep inside her chamber; Buried long within a song That threatens love’s exceeding danger. [CHORUS]] She’ll be there, but only for a while. Winter’s come and she must run and smile. She’s on the wings that lift her when she’s down. Forever wild, forever free. No cocoon, she seeks the moon – Enticing summer midnight madness Passion calls as daylight falls, Betraying innocence and gladness. [SAME MELODY AS CHORUS] She feels the Venus flytrap closing in. As fascination fades she can begin Now to elude a lethal strong embrace – A prison with a most beguiling face. Escaped from trap, she needs no map To tell her where her heart will send her. Danger past, she’s free at last – When love is cruel she won’t surrender [REPEAT CHORUS] Copyright 2004
30 Things A Guy Should Know About Their Women!!!!!
30 things a guy should know: This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON
Cyber Sex...p-a-h-l-e-a-z-e!
If I have to hear another "Wanna Play?" Or "Wanna have some awesome Sex on here?" again, Im gonna puke. First of all, I think Cyber Sex is Soooo stupid! Why?? Wouldnt you rather have the real thing?! Im not no Goddess but Im not that desperate either. So PAHLEAZE..If I "wanna play" I will tell you I want to..probably will never happen, but if ya ask me, and u dont hear from me, you know your answer. Now to the friends that have been shouting me and I havent gotten back for a bit, Ive been quite busy unpacking ect...and 99% of the time, my daughter has my puter on, so it might say Im online, but Im The other 1%? who knows :p lol Wanna shout out to ALL my new friends Ive made..And of course my Crushes..~MUAH~
Not Mine
Your heart is pretty much destroyed right now, and it's hard for you to think of anything else. You are in deep despair, and sometimes it feels like you will never love again. Your hear may be at its lowest point right now. Things can only get better from here. Deep down, your heart is susceptible to: Being swept away by the wrong person Your current outlook on love: You find yourself wondering if love is ever worth it Your love life will improve if you: Take a lot of steps back. You're in no shape to fall in love right now. Watch out for: Anyone who may try to take advantage of your fragile state.
The Kiss
A kiss carries with it oh so much, tenderness as the lips softly touch, A kiss says hello, as well as goodnight, it says many things, given just right. A magical message a kiss will convey, a language of love..... as if is to say, So intimate, this moment in time, Capture in a kiss, this felling subline. kisses warm up the longer they last, as a kiss becomes hot, time goes by fast, Search deep ur feelings, are any like this? As romantic the passion, born in a kiss.
Acquired 30 Days
I didn't see great advantages in pay 30 days of blast. The numbers of photos only increased in 2. I can't post the Mumms. It didn't increase my the numbers of family. What the difference between buy blast and Vip? Thanks by the attention!
You're not entirely sure you're seeing things quite right, so take your tie and look more closely. It may be that you need to ask a few penetrating questions before the whole truth comes out. ----------------------------------------------------- Fuck yeah who wants to be penetrated?????
To Rod.
I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you
Queen - We Will Rock You/we Are The Champions (live Aid '85)
Fire Element
THE ELEMENT OF FIRE APPEARANCE - PHYSICAL FIRE - SPIRITUAL FIRE - SYMBOLS RELIGIOUS MEANINGS OF FIRE - MYTH/LORE Fire, together with Wind, Earth and Water is one of the four known basic Elements, which represent the substance of the world - at least this is the common belief among many races and tribes throughout Caelereth. Fire in its physical appearance can do for you what the sun itself does for the whole world - it provides you with light and warmth and can serve you as heat source to cook upon. Fire is also an impulsive and a dangerous element, that can smoulder and suddenly burst. Fire can give wings of courage, compassion and devotion. Fire is obstinate and heady and absolutely not subtle. It is seen as the force burning inside us, giving us an iron willpower to go for our goals, bestowing upon us the passion to do it with all of ourself, resulting in the honour and freedom to do it without backstabbing and with an open face. The Volkek-Oshra Orcs View picture in full
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Daddy,s, Tail
A DAD'S STORY On July 22nd I was in route to Washington , DC for a business trip. It was all so very ordinary, until we landed in < /I> Denver for a plane change. As I collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an announcement was made for Mr. Lloyd Glenn to see the United Customer Service Representative immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave the plane and I heard a gentleman asking every male if he were Mr. Glenn. At this point I knew something was wrong and my heart sunk. When I got off the plane a solemn-faced young man came tow ard me and said, "Mr. Glenn, there is an emergency at your home. I do not know what the emergency is, or who is involved, but I will take you to the phone so you can call the hospital." My heart was now pounding, but the will to be calm took over. Woodenly, I followed this stranger to the distant telephone where I called the number he gave me for the Mission Hospital . My call was put through to the trauma center wher
A Few Funnies
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story : If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown
Random Mornin Thoughts
Hey all... after a good 12 hours sleep or so, during which i think i only woke up once (thank god, i'd been sleeping in 2-3 hour intervals for two days) i figured i'd actually come say hi :p again thanks to all of you that had the respect to stay out of my family shit :p and to ghost for the vip /hugs for those that don't know, my birthday is coming up this friday YAY :p i should have more pics up this week once i'm sure everything is truly set with albums and i can get my family ones reuploaded :p anyhow, i'll be in and out most of the day so feel free to stop by and say hi ;) all of the friend albums that were up are still up and unlocked, so take a look if you're one of the ones that was afraid to do so yesterday (yes, i was on a rampage, lol) i'm gonna be reorganizing soon to condense albums so there's not such a long string of them, things like the blue sin, body parts, et cetera that are mixed sfw and nsfw will be put together in a mixed album so i can create fi
Just Me
hiya just catching up on my life,,,,,, you really dont give a fuck what i think or what is going in my life... this might get a lil ugly so if your offended delete me..... dont have time to play chase my tail untill i get dizzy. so if you wanna chat that is cool or cam is fun i am just gonna be how i always am i am selfish, typical, and yes i am just a guy looking to play the web game..... so if you wanna have fun and get silly i am your man...but as far as relationships you might be looking for someone else sorry i am pushin 40 yrs and i am wanting to ya
Yea God Is Good
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a > > bottle on a beach and picked it up. > > > > Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile and > > said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" > > > > "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I > > don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. > > > > The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be > > returned to that bottle forever." > > > > Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the > > woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in > > my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you !" > > > > The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. > > > > The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya > > Harding, and Hillary Clinton. > > > > His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. > >
Another Loooooong One.....
You can only pick ONE out of the 3..... Corona, Smirnoff or Bud light? michelob ultra :) Flowers, Candy, or Cards? Flowers Beer, Wine, or Mixed drinks: beer Football, soccer or baseball: football Kissing, Hand Holding, or Hug? kissing Buy, Borrow, or Lease: buy Ford, Chevy, or Dodge. ford Email, Telephone, or Letter? email California, New York, or Florida? FL Kisses on the Neck, Stomach, or Ears? neck Morning, Afternoon, or Night? night Christmas, Thanksgiving, or Halloween: thanksgiving Coke, Pepsi, or Sprite: Diet Dr. Pepper Dogs, Cats, or Hamsters: cats...but dogs are a close 2nd Beach, Mountains, or Desert mountains Cookies, Cake, or Brownies cake March, July, or October: October Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner Lunch Giver, Sharer, or Keeper: all of the above Eyes, Nose, or Mouth: eyes Friends that lie, Enemies that pretend to be your friend, or Alone: alone ------- Who was your first? 1.Who w
I Don't Understand
I don't understand how someone can want to call me every day, smile so big and beautiful when she sees me, want me to give her kisses, pout playfully when I don't give her ENOUGH kisses, talk about the trips we're going to take together, curl up in my arms all night and in the morning tell me how well she slept, tell me she misses me when she hasn't seen me for a while, tell me she wishes we were together when I'm on the road, tell me she likes me, she loves me, she's "getting used to" me, smile with me, laugh with me, not want me to let go when I hug her and then one day out of the blue just up and say to me, "I'm not in love with you. The idea of our having a life together has never crossed my mind. We're just friends hanging out together. Sorry I wasted your time." I don't understand it and I don't think I ever will. I feel sad and so sorry for her because she's such a beautiful person and there is something so fucked up going on inside her. So sad. But it's not my problem -
He Is My Drug
He Is My Drug I’m addicted to him and his cute smile. It makes me sick not seeing him for a while. I can’t get enough of chatting with him, Especially when I see him at the cam. But the best is to hear his voice, I just have to love it, there is no choice. I see him once and want more and more, Not talking to him makes my heart sore. He is too good to share him with others, So I will keep my mouth shut, and not telling other mothers. I need him for the rest of my life, I hope he feels the same, and accept me as wife. He makes me happy when we chat, Everybody would enjoy him, I bet! I just don’t know what he wants with me, He could get any other girl and this for free! It is quiet expensive to get to him, But I will do everything even if I have to swim!
Just Different
Just different Boy, I dont wanna waste your time, just want to let you know you're fine, but I will never can call you mine cuz you got them ladies waiting in line. We're talking now every day, although you are still so far away, but I will continue to pray, so I might see you someday. I know we had again a little fight, and yes, my attitude isn't always right, but I'm still waiting for your call at night and be dreaming of you holding me tight. You say you love me and my smile and can't live without seeing it for a while. I never met one with your kind of style, and would go for you to the end of this world every mile. Boy, I don't know more what to do, all I think is about you, maybe soon you will be my boo and I hope you feel so too...
I don't know why others are on fubar but I am here to have a little fun. This isent my real life and i think its fun to hear the insults as well as the pos comments so keep on laughing with me or at me it dosent matter as long as your laughing
Reasons To Date A German Girl Basketball Player
Reasons to date a German girl basketball player We like getting hot and sweaty We work well with balls We are used to follow the requirements of a man We like it long and hard We are able of at least 3 different languages Some wear kneepads for a reason We have numerous positions We will play anytime We know how to get low We make you scream for more Not many people will have the pleasure to score on our hole We like being on top We play hard as long as we needed! We are the evidence that girls can have a six-pack, too! We know how to hold a position We work hard to meet a man's demanding We know different moves to score We are always willing to learn new things
Find You're Here
I have always related to this and the sister song, Find You're Gone. Someone once told me it was a heartless song... maybe thats why I relate to it. When I wake up I find you're here I should feel joy But I am not even near I don't know where You've been tonight I guess, you've been with someone else But I don't care if I'm right. I do not feel No jealousy If I would lose you now I'd simply say: "It's destiny!" I find you're here Moving on You're just doing what you want And I can't find it wrong I know for sure You would be gone You wouldn't stay with me If something better comes along I do not feel Anxiety I wouldn't be alone for long That's destiny! When I wake up I find you're here I should feel joy But I am not even near I don't know where You've been tonight If I would lose you now I'd simply say: "It's destiny!" I cannot blame you For a thing If I would have the chance I'd do the same... to you!
How I Love ….
How I love, talking to you, because you chase away my blue, you fell my heart with delight, and sweet dreams of you all night. How I love, thinking of you, of knowing a gentleman so sweet and true, it’s been so long since I heard polite words, it fells my ears as does the sound of birds. How I love the way you sweep me of my feet, and make my heart skip, skip, skip a beat, not for time shared together personally, but for the hopes that one day we could meet. LSR 28 September 2007 1810 hours To my sweet Sinan From Lori
Hey Ladies
what goin on sexy ladies
What To Do When Fear Grips You > Christ Knows >>
There are all kinds O fear < like falling from a high place . or a gripping fear of your life flashing before you, As your torn to chose life or death ,Or to make a decision in life ,that is realy gona change all you,ve worked hard for.. Or a love one dying and you have to make a chioce of life support or no. Or a fiancee; who has lied or cheated and you know you have to let them go . It wasn,t real love after all , Not on their part for You. There are all kinds Of fear to deal with. At all levels and with lot of insecurities too. So this is when Faith has to come into play and who better than the Lord ; Jesus Christ to beleive in; and gain strength there of and from. Prayer yes ; is A kind of Faith and to know it is a light too; that is your beginning to let in ; and it will open up the door to even brighter light; to the real thruth of God . hugs all. diana
Once More, Unto The Breach!
So, I've been stalling on writing this, the words have been lost on me, but here goes my best attempt to stifle my procrastinatory tendencies. As many of you know, I served with honor in the 82D Airborne Division of the United States Army for 4 long years. Much of that time spent in Iraq. I tried not to be bitter for the fact that I had joined to go to Afghanistan and ended up in Iraq, and just decided for myself that when my time was up, I would politely take my leave. And so I did. Here I am, 2 years (come October 3rd) after watching Ft. Bragg shrink in my rear view mirror for the last time, and I have had an interesting turn of events. You see, the thing they don't tell you in the Army o' One commercials is that whenever you sign up... you do so for 8 years. Oh sure... you can get a 6, 4, or even a 3 year contract when going in, but from the moment you sign said contract... they make you their possession until 7 years 364 days later. Well, if you are any good with math, you'll r
My Thirst
Lets go baby and I can make a mountain where a boy once was and I can teach you the secrets of what is what was. I can grow you up and lay you down the secrets lie in me, beneathe this gown of frail femininity, this almost dying fearful wide eyes are smiling at you because they know you have a special gift for them. The raging sea of passion is licking up the insides of my tantric loving embraces over breasts that would feed children if not for their wild unsuspecting nature. i am a heart beating, throbbing surviving on all and anything you will give me. and i am dying when you use me to much or fill me so much that i burst. you are no angel and no demon but a man real flesh and blood. ripping tissue for tissue. life is for the living, but if you cannot feel alive then whats the reason? I can make your mouth drip with the knowing fire of desire, i can quench your thirst lover, i can take apart your hurts between my thighs and create a new civilizations of peace and laughte
If You Still Wanna Chat It Up With Me
Im not really into this site anymore, and I miss so many of you, but since I hardly log onto here, you can find me on my space. Send me some love there miss you guys
He's No Good
Check Me Out On Youtube!
check me out on youtube ^_^
Feeling something new, i am going through the motions,My life is changing. Hope people don't get the notion. That i am selfish, or making mistakes. I have to start fresh, before its too damn late. So many changes are around the bend. I have a new job,i have found some new friends. I care so much for all who are dear. With my new journey i cannot have fear. I will only see, what is right for me. By jumping in ,and diving, in completely. I am not getting younger, and I am smiling again. I'm a 32 year old teenager,with the biggest silly grin. It's never too late,to truly start to live, and this i know........... i have all of myself to give.
Black Sabbath - War Pigs W/political Footage
Black Sabbath - War Pigs w/political footage
Until you fall down you never learn to stand up! LK
Gas Station Customers... The Strange And Stupid....
Ok, so as it states on my page I work for a gas station. Well... There are days I have to wonder where people come from.. and knowing most have intellegance there are the few we get where I just have to wonder about them. Why don't some customers have a sense of humour... and others... just.. who they are.. We get a colorful base of people that come into the store. Day in and day out I get to hear people complain about the rising cost of fuel. That is something that I don't think will ever dissapaite. Our fuel company like others has a discount card. Sometimes a customer will pull the competors card out by mistake. And teasingly, jokingly I first tell them I can't use the card, but I would be glad to toss the other card in the trash for them. (I got this little joke from my manager who happens to be an equal oppertunity customer harrasser ;) ) ok back to the story. Last night I told a customer the same thing in a joking manner and he got really angry. "Well it's none of your b
Men And Daughter's!
My little sneaky daughter! I just took a shower after walking on the treadmill and got dressed. I am supposed to go out to dinner tonight so I was trying to find some pants that don't look terrible on me and look like I am wearing someone else's clothes! So, I find some pants that look descent on me, they are black. Not too baggy. I am thinking that I will wear these tonight to dinner. So I just walked by where I keep my purses and my new black purse is gone! My daughter told me she thought it should be for her when I bought it. I said NO. It is mine! So last night she tells us that she is staying at a friends house and then they are getting up to go to San Fransisco for the day. Now I can guess where my purse went! I just called her to ask her if she had it and she was being coy. I told her that I wanted to use that purse today and she could have asked! Little sneaky girl! I should be doing laundry but I can't! Why? Because my husband decided to undo my washer and
This Is My Weekend.
Today's Saturday...and I'm at work? Because my boss made me? Nope. I volunteered. I'm the only one here. But its kinda nice. Justice is finally on its way to being served..and I know only a few people will understand that...but just know that this makes me happy. I've been talking to yet another man..he makes me laugh so much! That's all I care to say, out of fear of jinxing it. Those who are frequent readers know that I seem to have a problem with that. :) I need to win the lottery. Seriously. So despite the craziness and the people who I talk to that keep me entertained...I can't help but be lonely and a little sad when the dust settles, the kids are asleep and there's nothing but me and the night. I miss having someone to go home to, someone to come home to me...someone to cook for, someone to watch tv with and talk to about any random thing that pops into my head. (there's a lot of that, by the way) I like being on my own, but there are just times...when I wish it were
50 Questions For The People Who Are A Little Older...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? hmmmm all, LOL 2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? hmmmm have to think way back on this one.... 4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be? I wouldn't let myself get to be in the shape that I am in 5. Name of first grade teacher? Blanca, not sure of her last name, to long ago!!! 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? hahahahahaha you don't want to know, TRUST ME!!! LOL 7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? a vet 9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? was the first thing I saw this morning and did not feel like looking to much 10. What are your thoughts on gas prices? they suck 11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would it be? As long is in the middle of nowhere, any place but most likely Alaska 12. What was your first thought when the alarm went off this morning? Thank God it's Friday, LOL 13. La
I am new to all of this, I am not looking for a girlfriend/boyfriend. I am happily married with three wonderful kids. About me: I am 40 years old, a computer technician, and in my spare time I Write articles on a website called hubpages. In Fubar I believe in sharing the love, if you rate me and add me I will reciprocate with the same. I will not ask anyone to share their personal pictures with me, but won't object if you want to share them. THANKS FOR TAKING A LOOK AT MY PAGE.....JIMMY
So What Are You Gonna Do Now???
70 MILLION ARE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW... 39 MILLION ARE PLANNING TO HAVE SEX... 28 MILLION ARE DONE WITH IT... ~ can you imagine about that statistics??? ...and about what they are doing, and were just sitting up our ass here in front of our PC monitors doing fubar??? :-P
In My Heart I Silent Cry.
Thoughts of you run through my head, As I lie here sleepless in my bed. Loudly they echo in my brain, Almost loud enough to hear the pain. To hide this pain that you caused me... I laugh and play and pretend I'm happy. Yet every time we pass each other by... In my heart I silent cry. Still...The days must keep on going, Like this river of pain keeps flowing. I smile whenever you are around, But my heart has really fallen to the ground. So as I wish you love, all the happiness one can have, In my heart I silent cry. Written by: Ben H.
Wrestling Show
Hello my friends, I know this site isn't for promoting but I thought there might be a few of you interested in this. I run a wrestling entertainment show in Seymour, TN. called UWA. We are having our yearly Halloween Horror show on Oct. 4th. If you live in the Knoxville, Seymour, Maryville, or Sevierville, TN. area come out and see the show. We have a good time and it is very entertaining. For matches check out my website at We try our best to put on a show that is family oriented so the whole family can come out and enjoy. Former TNA Stars The Naturals Chase Stevens & Andy Douglas will be there. It is held at 10237 Chapman Hwy. Back of Novellis and Seymour Hardware. Want mor info email me at Thank you for reading this and hope you decide to come out
Crash Your Car? Blame The Stars....
Looks like I'm in the clear... A recent study suggests that you think twice before getting into a vehicle driven by an Aries. By Reuters Never mind how careful you are behind the wheel or how long you've been driving, the signs of the zodiac may be bigger factors behind your ability to avoid car crashes -- or why you have too many. According to a study by, a Web site that quotes drivers on insurance rates, astrological signs are a significant factor in predicting car accidents. The study, which looked at 100,000 North American drivers' records from the past six years, puts Libras (born between Sept. 23 and Oct. 22) followed by Aquarians (born between Jan. 20 and Feb. 18) as the worst offenders for tickets and accidents. Leos (July 23-Aug. 22) and then Geminis (May 21-June 20) were found to be the best overall. "I was absolutely shocked by the results," said Lee Romanov, president of Toronto-based Romanov also wrote the book
SHORTCOMINGS are not the reason to give up but a challenge to improve ourselves. DEFICIENCIES are not an excuse to back out but an INSPIRATION to move forward. (",)
Head Spin
Where did this begin? How did you make my head spin? How is it that I was unaware Of just how deeply you care? Interrogated, challenged, and tested a generous interest invested Honest discovery or a ruse? caught off guard, did I amuse? Comfort, pleasure and confusion a mixed concoction of revelation and illusion The game afoot, I know not the rules what is at stake, are we just fools? You hunger to make a confession the lie to yourself a sad regression For I see more clearly than you think A threshold before, you teeter the brink You stare impassioned at this emotional abyss bonded by unexpected passion found remiss Stealthily persistent you delved found all the secrets I'd shelved To be dissected and then displayed a riot of conflict on parade The clever acrobat bests the sad clown another day, another circus, another town This attraction, a hell of a ride what to do when thrill seekers collide? Push the envelope, take a chance
Home Alone
i'm staying in tonight to try and save some money. anyone wanna come keep me company??
Missing You...
Sometimes... I need to be silent so that others could hear me... I need to be out of sight so that others could see me... I need to be absent so that others could feel my presence... (",) _dYaNiKa
A Painfully Sweet Fact...
A painfully sweet fact: Theres always going to be that one thing you wish for, but can never get... That one mistake you can never take back... And most of all, That one memory you would do anything, just to have it again... (",)
Dealing With Anger
That's what happens when you're angry at people. You make them part of your life. --Garrison Keillor Our problems with anger and our problems in relationships go hand in hand. Some of us have held back our anger, which led to resentment of our loved ones. Some of us have indulged our anger and become abusive. Some of us have been so frightened of anger that we closed off the dialogue in our relationships when angry feelings came out. Some of us have wasted our energy by focusing anger on people who weren't really important to us. Do we truly want them to become so important? Yet, perhaps the important relationships got frozen because we weren't open and respectful with our anger. It isn't possible to be close to someone without being angry at times. We let our loved ones be part of our lives by feeling our anger when it is there and expressing it openly, directly, and respectfully to them - or by hearing them when they are angry. Then, with dialogue, we can let it go. I will
Sex is great I cann't wait. Take a bet what the heck. Lets kiss and thouch ouch thats ruff. Take it slow were alone I can moan. Let me lick it's not sick I love clit. In and out my my my round and round look at the time. Hot and tired pleased and wet do you hurt yet. You can cum oh what what fun. Now were done son of a gun we had fun. What the heck just a sec let me check. No ones home bring on the moans.
Free At Last...........
I'm so sorry for the way my last blog was worded, and the title that appeared next too my name......I'm my own person, I still ask to be treated with respect...........But I know also, that this web site is for more than just a casual glance......Take my breath Away, and you will then know the true meaning of me..........Peace and Love ~Dragonfly
Just looking for the same thing we all need, affection, acceptance, love, and tenderness. Not to different than anyone else, but allot to ask for in today's hyper-competitive world of almost unchecked aggression.
Please Comment On This !
apparantly my albums are full or i've uploaded my limit on pics ive always resisted uploading a salute pic dunno why - just have i've also noticed that i haven't shifted points since reaching the level im now at do i have to post a salute pic to get things moving again ??
Ldc Re-mix
Lost, Abandoned, Forgotten And Forsaken
Lost, Abandoned, Forgotten and Forsaken Wandering lost thru the fog of my life, I wonder if it is all worth it or if I should just surround to what fate has decreed. Is all love just an illusion or is it something only for those who are pure of heart and soul. Either way then I am damned twice over for I am not pure of anything and I cant tell illusion from reality any more. All has become a waking nightmare. Once I thought I could not live without you then I found that there was life after you. Once I found that life was possible you step back in for only moment and every thing goes straight back into hell. Your presence broke all my convictions of accepting fate and walking away. You have broken something inside of me and I do not think it can be fixed not sure if I want it fixed anymore maybe just maybe I am better off broken and not being able to care and feel for another person. Doubts have become my second nature, trust has become an allusive thing, my heart lives in perpetual
Sweet ~dreams
Waking from a dream I reach for you needing you close to me, I feel the sinewy muscle beneath my hands as I draw you near, you slightly awaken as you feel my touch and I hear you sigh, I feel a slow rise of desire as our bodies touch and a soft moan escapes my lips, I slowly kiss your back and push my body even closer to yours, I decide not to wake you , this passion wraps me in a cocoon of contentment , my eyes close and I can feel every beat of your heart as you sleep and I drift into sweet dreams of loving you...........................
Mental Wandering Of A Doom Hero Lost Forever To The Darkness Of His Despair
at times this gloom fall over my heart and seems to sap all hope of the future away. i look at my past and see something i am not and cannot be proud of over all. no i am not an evil man but just a man all the same. most of this dark enshrouded life of mine i have walked it alone in company and in spirit. forever wandering thru the shadows of the the Normal's world never truly seen and when even noticed i see nothing more than the sign to ward off the evil eye as if i was something dark and evil. can a lonely soul be considered as such? would you think of such a soul wandering lost and heart broken thru the ages as evil or could you find it somewhere in your heart to feel a little bit of compassion for one such as i? for i can expect nothing more than that for my soul is darkened far too much to be accepted and truly loved. the taint of this darkness seeps out from me and flows around me as if a shield against mine enemies. when if fact all it is in my prison master making sure that i
Fellowship Of Pain
Tears of blood we cry only those who have known our kind of pain can see the trails of blood we leave behind!There are few who know the pain we live in and even fewer who could survive it. Are we survivers or are we just gluttons for punishment, or fools? You decide. Inspired by my Bro Kindred @ Heart! Mordechai Kiran Havic aka: Anti-Cupid
The Fun Of Getting Old.
I came to the realization today that I'm no longer able to bounce back from getting bucked off horseback. That just busted my youthful feeling bubble. Wouldn't have been so bad, but he had the thoughtfulness to graze my back twice with his hooves, while I was under his belly. Yes, when I got up I was rather pissed to the gills. So much so that I didn't feel any pain. It's been 3hrs since it happened and the pain is starting to set in for the night. I don't think I was hurt bad, but mostly it was my pride. Now to wait for all the pretty bruises to pop out and shine for all to see. Next time I'm feeling like a teenager, I'm gonna get in my car and just cruise up to town with my music up loud. Hopefully that will help me remember not to get pitched off the back of a horse again.
Bird Of Prey
Silence Kills
They say silence is golden, They have never heard silence from a loved one. They have never felt silence when it strikes out like a club to knock you flat. They have never felt the loneliness within that silence. They have no idea of what they say because simply Silence Kills. Stephen
Song I Love You This Much By Jimmy Wayne >>reminded M E This I Am Loved Was ,loved By Christ Always>
Ive always said I never been loved by any man and never will be.> But Christ loved me , he was a man on this earth, before I ever was born. So see we can lie even when we dont know it . But This song made me relise this . Christ opend his arms wide to love all that would come to him.On the cross he he was nailed arms open wide . Alleheluia!!!!
27 Things About You
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 27 things about you. Just copy and hit reply to poster and paste. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! So copy and bulletin it BLANK and then respond to it as a message to my in box!!! 1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would yo
The Vow
Sum Luv !!!!!
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Feelings Feelings so raw and exposed, Feelings bare before the world, Feelings of fear and loss, Feelings that have no meaning, Feelings of isolation that eat at the soul, Feelings that last forever, Feelings of passion and love, Feelings never shared, Feelings of never being good enough, Feelings shared yet discounted, Feelings for you that will never fade, Mordechai
What I Want
I want someone in my life who is happy to be with me and doesn't constantly look and search for someone better than what they have! Treat me special and I will do the same otherwise I just feel like another girl who is a just for now until the right one comes along! No more will I be second best or take being treated like shit because I'm not what the person really wants! I can be happier on my own and more at peace. I want someone who is in it for the long haul not just a temporary fix and when I find that person everyone will know because my heart will smile so big even the heaven's will be in awe!
To The Boston Redsux
So on Friday, I am watching the Yankees lose to Baltimore and Boston clinch the American League East Title. I couldnt help it but to be bothered by everything I saw. At one point the Owner said that it was a thrill to win the division from "that un-named Team". I give you (Boston Fans) a lot of credit on winning the division but I cant help it to remember that at one point the Yankees were 8 games under 500 and left for dead in the American League East. J. Papelbon stated that this season is theirs and that it wont be a happy one until they win the Series. May I remind him that in order for that to occur, you will have to go through the Bronx or through Cleveland. I also saw some fan say that the Yankees have always been about the money and he mentioned how Babe Ruth came to be a Yankee. May I remind you that it was the Boston Owner who approached the Yankees about the Trade for possibly the greatest player of all time. I will finish this with this thought. You all tal
I'm brand spanking new to this, kinda confusing and jumbled around. w/e. Anyways trying to figure it bear with me until i get the ropes....if i'm doing something wrong or something just send me a mail and i'll correct it...
ok so there is someone who likes to make up different profiles evryday and view my profile guess what i don't give 2 shits look all u want pretty sad that u have to fuck with people over the internet cause ur too much of a puss to come and do it in person oh btw i know who u are BRANDI HUTTON well whatever makes u happy i'm too old for this shit GO AWAY!!!!
Saturday 9-29-07
To the lamp of love: may it burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial. ~Author Unknown
24 Things To Always Remember
24 Things to Always Remember. . . and One Thing to Never Forget 1. Your presence is a present to the world. 2. You're unique and one of a kind. 3. Your life can be what you want it to be. 4. Take the days just one at a time. 5. Count your blessings, not your troubles. 6. You'll make it through whatever comes along. 7. Within you are so many answers. 8. Understand, have courage, be strong. 9. Don't put limits on yourself. 10. So many dreams are waiting to be realized. 11. Decisions are too important to leave to chance. 12. Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize. 13. Nothing wastes more energy than worrying. 14. The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets. 15. Don't take things too seriously. 16. Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets. 17. Remember that a little love goes a long way. 18. Remember that a lot . . . goes forever.
Won't Be On As Much
I have pretty much moved out of my house and I am leaving my wife. Therefore, I will not be online as often as I was. I will still try to check in as often as possible. I hope all of my real friends on here will still be here. LUV YOU ALL and there is one in particular that I LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY!! She knows who she is. Till next time... jokerLUVSboobs
The American Soldier
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father`s; but he has never collected unemployment either. He`s a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155 mm howizzitor. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rif
Turkish - Hulya Avsar - Sevdim
My Wish List
I was thinking of something special to write for my 100th blog, and what better than to celebrate the accomplishments of john goddard, a world famous adventurer and motivational speaker. He is an astounding personality I would say, having a list of his own from the age of 15 and have been accomplishing each and everyone of his goals ever since. Here is a website of his list and personal stories and what nots... Truly inspirational I would say. way of celebrating this person is through writing a list of goals of my own and God willing achieve each and every one of them. Truth is the reason behind this list is that I've my own fair share of trials, and I just plainly need to do this... so here goes... 1. Go to Disneyworld Florida and go on all the rides. 2. Get married and have 2-3 kids 3. Have a hawaiian theme wedding 4. Visit the Middle East (haven't figured out where yet) 5. Do my Masters Degree 6. Visit my fri
Yeah Im A Tard, What Can I Say???
ok so yeah i dont come to the fubar a lot and i rarely check my little updatey thingy so i dont really notice the ratings, comments and such... for those that rated and commented and what not THANKS A MILLION and the next time im on ill start repaying the favors... RAWR BITCHES...
These Are Up To Be Worked On When You All Can Drop A Few Comments
Until we get the rules up and get the ID cards ready. Here are some giveaways going on that you all can pitch in and get a little practice in for the next contest. Just no blank comments. Always put something even if is a number. Get in this habit as many of the contests require no blank comments and if you happen to do one you could be the cause of the person we are bombing being disqualified. Just click on the pics and start comment bombing. If you use the tags that Les has put up in pics will call attention to our Bombing squad and maybe get us more members. Tracy 27,000 comments gets her a month VIP and a 7 day Blast Tali 15,000 comments gets her a month VIP WaterLily 40,000 comments gets her the million dollar mansion.........1 RATE = 5 COMMENTS Tali 23,000 comments gets her a yacht.......1RATE = 5 COMMENTS
Here Are The Official Rules
Rules for Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better: This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call thi

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