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Re-newed Faith!!!!
As the third quarter comes to an end, after another great game played by the New England Patriots, the score reflects just how formative they are. Okay, they were accused of cheating the first week of the season. By a team that, in my opinion, is just sore cuz they cant ever figure out a way to outplay one of their division rivals. And yes, they were caught...but only doing the same thing every other team does. And they took their blows, brushed em off. They didnt try to weasel out of it. So now, two weeks later, and two more wins under every scrutinous eye in the league, the Patriots have proven that they dont need a competetive edge. If anything, they're the team that everyone else is trying to get an edge on. So I hope now that previous fans who had lost respect have sumhow found a way to return it again. GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman's Top Tens For Dating
Women’s Top Ten Favorite Ways to Have Someone Flirt with Them 1. Talks about things she likes or dislikes, making comments and showing interest 2. Displays concern for her, her feelings and well-being 3. Shares jokes or amusing anecdotes with her 4. Compliments her on her screen name, attitude, personality and appearance 5. Sends her special/cute email messages 6. Makes an effort to contact her in some form most every day 7. Sends instant messages when she and you are online at the same time 8. Discusses seriously the traits she desires in a partner 9. Shows her your daring or mischievous side 10. Emails her greeting cards, gifts, pictures songs or fun attachments Top Ten Restaurant Types for a Date 1. Casual dinner 2. Pub 3. Retro bar with live music 4. French cuisine 5. Ethnic 6. Pizza place 7. Western 8. Salad bar 9. Sushi bar 10. Family dinner Women’s Top Ten Date Picks 1. Restaurant 2. Taking a romantic walk 3. Park 4. C
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roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts are up, pants are down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it in
Amaretto Chicken Breasts
serves 4 1/4 cup butter 1/3 cup onions chopped 1/3 cup celery chopped 4 cup bread crumbs 1 can water chestnuts 2 tsp poultry seasoning 1 tbsp beau monde seasoning 1 cup chicken broth /2 cup Amaretto liquor 4 boned and skinned chicken breasts Glaze: 1 1/2 cup light brown sugar 1/2 cup honey 1/2 cup orange juice 1/3 cup Amaretto liquor Mix all of stuffing ingredients together and pour into greased baking dish. Lay chicken breasts on top of mixture. Baste with glaze. Glaze sauce: Combine and heat ingredients slowly in small heavy saucepan until sugar dissolves. Cool, and either baste chicken breasts during cooking, or serve as topping glaze at table.
I Killed The Ticker!
I finally got around to killing one of the new CT/Fu features I've hated since it was first displayed, that stupid ticker! I reverse engineered the site and customized FF to not display the ticker. I still have the "ADD MSG" links, but just having the ticker itself gone is already making my brain feel better. Too much crap goes blink, flash, and crawl all over the screen on this site.
Avocado-glazed Chicken Breasts
serves 2 1/4 cup flour Vegetable oil 1/4 tsp salt 1 tsp tarragon 1 tsp pepper 1 tsp basil 1 large whole chicken breast, boned, halved (skin on) 2/3 cup white wine 1 tbsp sweet butter 1 egg beaten 1 small ripe California avocado Mix flour, salt and pepper. Dip chicken in egg then flour mixture to coat, Heat thin layer of oil in skillet. Saute chicken skin side down until golden. Turn and saute other side until chicken is tender. Total cooking time will be about 7 to 10 minutes. Sprinkle herbs over chicken. Add wine and butter to pan. Bring to boil and simmer uncovered for 3 to 5 minutes until sauce thickens and becomes glossy. Place halved avocado cut side down and slice. Press down on avocado with palm of hand to fan slices slightly. Lift with knife or spatula to top of chicken. Spoon some pan juices over top. Cover skillet and heat briefly just to warm through.
Basil-orange Pineapple Chicken
serves 4 1 pineapple 1 tsp margarine 4 skinless boneless chicken br Salt 1 tsp vegetable oil 1 small red bell pepper 1/2 cup frozen Dole pineapple orange 1/2 cup white wine 2 tbsp Dijon mustard 1 tsp onion powder 1/2 tsp cornstarch 1/2 cup fresh basil leaf 1/2 tsp black pepper 2 orange Twist crown from pineapple. Cut pineapple in half lengthwise. Refrigerate half for another use. Cut fruit from shell, then crosswise into thin slices. In nonstick skillet, saute pineapple in margarine until lightly browned. Remove. Pound chicken lightly until even thickness. Season with salt. Brown chicken in oil. Cover, simmer 6 minutes. Remove. Saute red pepper in same pan. Combine juice concentrate, wine, mustard, onion powder and cornstarch; stir until blended. Add to pan. Cook, stirring, until sauce boils and thickens. Add chicken, basil and black pepper to sauce. Spoon sauce over. Add oranges; heat through. Serve with pineapple.
Caribbean Chicken With Pear And Cranberry Chutney
4 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves 1/4 tsp allspice 1/2 tsp thyme 1/2 tsp crushed fennel seed 1/4 tsp ground cloves 2 tbsp butter 2 tbsp olive oil 2 cloves garlic, minced 1/4 cup chopped green onion 1 tsp minced fresh ginger 1/4 cup cranberry juice Pear and Cranberry Chutney orange strips green onion Pear and Cranberry Chutney: In medium saucepan, place: 2 cored and diced Bosc pears, 1 cup dried cranberries, 1/2 cup raspberry vinegar, 3 tbsp brown sugar, 1 tbsp minced fresh ginger, 1/2 tsp ground cayenne pepper 1/2 tsp orange zest. Cook over medium heat about 10 minutes, stirring. Remove from heat and cool. In a small bowl, mix together allspice, thyme fennel seed and cloves. Rub on chicken. In a large frypan, place butter and oil over medium heat. Add chicken and cook, turning once, about 15 minutes or until fork tender. Remove chicken from pan. To frypan add garlic, chopped green onion and ginger; cook, stirring, about 3 minutes or until onion is
Cheddar Cheese Chicken With Bacon Bits
1/2 cup bacon bits 1/2 cup bread crumbs 1/2 tsp thyme 1/4 tsp savory 1/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp black pepper 1 egg white whipped 1 lb skinless boneless chicken 1 breast 1 cup cheddar cheese grated Preheat oven at 350. Prepare a baking pan lined with foil, with cooking spray. In a shallow bowl, combine bread crumbs, thyme, savory, salt, and pepper. In another shallow bowl, lightly beat egg white. Dip chicken first in egg white, then into crumbs to coat. Bake for 30 minutes or until tender. About 5 minutes before chicken is done, top with bacon bits and cheese, then place back in oven until cheese melts.
A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband had put his bed lamp on to read his book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book. The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are you doing, taking all your jammies off?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier." The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so that I could turn the pages."
Back Home
11-4-03 I left my girl in Jersey and traveled to Berlin on my tour through Europe I ran into a French Girl who promised me everything but couldn't give me what I needed. I fell in love in spain and almost stayed there but I knew if I did I would never leave. On my way through Italy I found fine quisene but nothing I've found compairs to whats waiting for me back home in Jersey. The love i left behind the one I could never stop loving the only girl for me is back home in Jersey waiting for me. She has everything I need and everything I could want, nothing in the world compares to the beauty in her eyes. Soon I'll be back home in Jersey, and I will never leave again not for GOD or nation cause back home in Jersey I've got a girl waiting for me, I'm going to raise a family.
The Keyhole
Within ourselves, we hold a heart it pumps the agony, the despair, the bliss, and the sorrow Yet, the queen of these millions of subjects and moods, that run through your veins is you But never once will they listen to you and obey your orders and commands because they have minds of their own they make your eyes overflow with tears your lips curve into smiles and your fist clench in hatred but yet, you will never blame them but the ones who dare to intrude your heart without your permission No matter the hue of your heart it's chambers is always sealed within a door that door, what's locked within is you But visitors will never learn to open that door the right way. There's a keyhole ahead of path and it awaits for eternity for someone who holds the key to release my true self and to reveal me, know me, befriend me, understand me but whenever my eyes meet the opening of the keyhole, there is always no one to be found But no one will ever know each other i
NICKELBACK LYRICS "Photograph" Look at this photograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red And what the hell is on Joey's head And this is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we'd ever went without The second floor is hard for sneaking out And this is where I went to school Most of the time had better things to do Criminal record says I broke in twice I must have done it half a dozen times I wonder if it's too late Should i go back and try to graduate Life's better now then it was back then If I was them I wouldn't let me in Oh, oh, oh Oh, god, I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Remember the old arcade Blew every dollar tha
The Love I Feel For You
4/22/02 (Chorus) My heart skips a beat when your near me, I keep looking at you, I just can't stop, My mind longs for the sensation of your touch. Your eyes draw me in and I fall in love all over again. So honey please return these thoughts, these feelings that just dont stop, cause... (Chorus) So baby please look at me and see the love I feel for you, The love I feel for you.
I Miss You
4/25/02(Chorus)I miss you when your not near meI can't stop thinking of you darlinMy heart yearns to be next to you baby. So darlin baby just let me hold youfor the rest of time. cause   I miss you when your not near meI can't stop thinking of you darlinMy heart yearns to be next to you baby.   I Dream all night about when I'll see you again, I see your eyes and mine come to tears, cause   I miss you when your not near meI can't stop thinking of you darlinMy heart yearns to be next to you baby.   I think all day about your smile and I can't stop smilling my self, cause   I miss you when your not near meI can't stop thinking of you darlinMy heart yearns to be next to you baby.   I hope I'll see you soon cause being apart just tears me up inside so darlin baby just let me hold you for the rest of time.   I miss you when your not near meI can't stop thinking of you darlinMy heart yearns to be next to you baby.
i been sittin' here staring at the clock on the wall and i been layin here praying praying she won't call it's just another call from home and you'll get it and be gone and i'll be crying and i'll be beggin you baby beg you not to leave but i'll be left here waiting with my heart on my sleeve oh for the next time we'll be here seems like a million years and i think i'm dying what do i have to do to make you see she can't love you like me why dont you stay im down on my knees im so tired of being lonely don't i give you what you need when she calls you will go there is one thing you should know we dont have to live this way baby why dont you stay you keep telling me baby there will come a time when you will leave her arms and forever be in mine but i don't think that's the truth and i don't like being used and i'm tired of waiting it's too much pain to have to bare to love a man you have to share why dont you stay im down on my knees im s
Cell Phone Secrets
1. Emergency Numbers. In the US, the emergency number is 911, but do you know that World Wide emergency number is 112? I have not heard of this number before. Dial 112 when you are out of your coverage area will connect you to an existing network, and establish emergency number for you. 2. Saving money on your 411. You can save money on dialing (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411, instead of dialing 411. Your carriers won't disclose this because they can't make money on you. I made a mistake on dialing 411 once, and it had cost me dearly. For four minutes that I was on the phone, it cost $5.95, this included a second of the actual talk time with the operator, and the rest is on hold. 3. Lock up your stolen/lost cell phone. If your cell phone was ever lost or got stolen, you can lock it up to avoid usage or selling it. By key in (*#06#); your phone will show its 15 digit serial numbers (IMEI). Write this numbers down and keep it safe, because this numbers are exclusively for your
My First Contest
Hey Everyone this is my first contest and i need your help it starts on the 27th and end on the 10th of october. so please help i wanna win
My Kid Brother
thanks to all of you who have read my recent blogs and left messages and comments he is now out of hospital the lucky bastard has a broken foot, some cuts and scratches and several nice bruises we have no idea how he has gone from the point of death (well, it seemed that way at the time) to home again in 2 weeks whats more - we dont actually care ! he's home i am so relieved fuck that im so happy to have the little guy back with us all !!
Hillbilly Funeral
I have never been to a hillbilly funeral before and 1 day ago I finally got to go to one. It was really different. No one was crying in fact everyone was eating and dancing and playing lookin at pictures and remanecing. This was just so unreal. Usually when you go to a funeral everyone cries and talks and boohoo's and the family stands in a line while all of us walk through and give condolences. This was just out of the ordinary weird. Like everyone was happy that this person has past on. I wonder if they just pushed his body down into a revine. Just kidding I know that they cremated him and he wanted his remains to go to newyork city but his wife said that aint gonna happen. Then she went in to the house by the church and grabbed a cup of coffee for me. It was a really weird day for me. I really felt sad though, her husband used to give me crap about sex all the time in town when I would see him and he is an ex alcoholic. He was a nice guy when I met him I am glad that I di
I dont have time for this anymore. So in three days im deleting this account. If you still wanna get a hold of me you can find me at
So Close...
I'm so close to just giving up on guys altogether. It doesn't help that I'm still in love with my ex... We still sleep together sometimes. It's an interesting situation. Which made me realize that while I still have feelings for him I think I just miss being in a relationship. I don't feel that love for him that I used to but it's still a little painful. Everytime I've tried to seperate myself he keeps coming after me. And the sad part is I'll take what I can get right now. But at the same time...I hate the way I'm so dependent on him still. Or any kind of affection really. I dunno... I just...really want someone to hold onto. It's easy to jump in the sack but right now I want so much more than that. I've done the one night stand thing and it's just not for me. Unfortunately I can't seem to find anyone that wants what I do. And since more if the people I'm around are guys it's kinda hard for me to have faith in men at all. I honestly just wanna give up
Crazy Weekend!
This weekend has had its shares of ups and downs.lets start with friday night...kareoke. It was really fun and upbeat.Eric came and we were having a great time.When I went back to his house for the night he stayed up till three thirty in the effing morning playing halo 2 when i was sitting in the bedroom being bored out of my mind.(dont get me wrong i love playing halo.)i was about to fall asleep and he comes in expecting to get some.In my head i was thinking yeah right,but since i was already there and i wanted some i gave in.after he was done he leaves the room(we all know why) comes back lies down rolls over and falls asleep without saying a word to i go to sleep feeling like shit.Saturday i had a family reunion on sat which was fun/awkward because i didnt know 80% of the people there.and i told my parents i went to my cousins house to spend the night on friday.the problem with that was my uncle and aunt got there before i did and told her i wasnt i had to pull a sto
George and Martha got married. George was a 'man about town' so to speak, but Martha was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. George was a poor fisherman and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When George was undressing, Martha said, 'Oh George, what is that?' George being very quick thinking said, 'Martha, I am the only man in the world with one of these.' And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, And Martha was happy. The next morning George went off fishing as usual. When he returned home that evening, Martha was Waiting down on the wharf obviously upset about something. 'George, you told me that you were the only man in The world with one of those, but I saw your drink'ing buddy, Fred having a pee down behind the shed, and he had one, too.' Thinking fast, George said, 'Yes, Martha, Fred is me very best friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is
Quote For September 23
Memories are the treasures that we keep locked deep within the storehouse of our souls, to keep our hearts warm when we are lonely. -- Becky Aligada Bonus Quote: Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. -- Charles Kuralt
To All The People That Made Me Believe In Myself I Thank You All
Help Me Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Need Poeple
I need people to join the platinum cherry contest.
Closet Pervs
if you think your a closet perv send me a pic. only friends can view & i set it all for nsfw, no matter what you want to send if you send any at all, lol. but think about it & sorry i'm not a closet perv so mines not in there. if your open about it you already showing it. lol wow is this album goingto be empty for awhile lol.
What They Should Have Read To Little Girls
Once upon a time ~~~~~~ In a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: ' Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ And then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~ And set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ With my mother, ~~~~~~~~ Where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ And forever feel Grateful and happy doing so. ' ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ As the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ On lightly sauteed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ Seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ And onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ She chu
Today ..
Got up this morning feeling well .. alive .. had a burst of energy and decided to go on with my plans for making everyone a nice sunday dinner .. did the laundry .. vacc'd the house .. thought about mowing the lawn .. took the jeep down to wash it .. ran to town to get a few things .. then headed back to start dinner .. I couldnt decide weather to make backed mac & cheese or lasagna .. so .. I made both .. along with a fresh garden salad . and garlic texas toast .. and i must say . the lasanga turned out Delish ! .. havnt tried the mac n cheese althou everyone said it was Great .. ill take their word on it .. .. got all of the thousand and four dishes pots .. pans.. etc.. done . decided to give the lawn one more thought . then voted against it .. ran my sister back to her house vegged at her place for a lil .. watched part of monk . and headed back here took the dog out . came back in and flopped down and have been a comatose carrot since then .. lawd i hate being sick ive so much more
Eargrif's Walk Part 1
He woke up covered in mud and lying in a ditch. "What was that all about?" he said rubbing his stiff neck. The man looked around trying to figure out where he was, where was the nearest frob root and most unsettling of all why he was face down in a ditch. He tried think back to the last thing he remembered... "Wait a minute I can't remember anything" He shook his head trying to regain his wits. Nothing. "What could be so wrong with a man that he can't even remember his own name" He got up off the ground taking a second to brush some of the drier mud from his clothes and face. He took a close look at the ground to see if anything had fallen from his gear. Finding nothing of interest he started walking down the road to the east, lost in thoughts. Two hours later he came to bridge crossing over a small brook. Two feet passed the other side of the bridge before he came out of his scattered thoughts and realized he was walking away from water. Coming to his senses he ran back
Why Does Religion Matter So Much
ya know im kinda sad when i lose a friend because we have different ideas on religion and faith its funny cause she doesnt have a conventional view on faith either and i say conventional meaning mainstream religions we were having what i thought to be a great conversation then boom i found myself blocked and ignored on made me pretty sad cause i never once told her she was wrong she and i just said we disagree which is fine cause i really dont think anyone is wrong in their idea of faith untill we die then know for a fact what god is and isnt all i know there is a creator maybe a mans personality maybe a womans hell maybe both but with all the different religions and if you have taken the time to look at as many as i have then you will know theres an insane why with all these different religions do people think they are right and no one else can be...just cause their books sound better or thier speakers are more convincing its sad really and i feel bad for every
Losing Someone Special
Back in Feb. I had lost my mother now 6 months later I get a call that my mothers significant other is in the hospital.....not doing so well. I called her and she didnt even know who I was. This person has been in my life for 32 years and I feel I am not ready to do this again. Any thoughts or advice?
Truth About Girls
TrUtH BoUt GiRlS - midol is like crack. end of story. - we will never be too old for sleepovers. - gossip isnt a sin. its an art. - we arent ashamed to cry. - we must go to the bathroom in groups - we have this thing called feelings. dont hurt them. - we dont wake up looking pretty. it takes time and effort. - sometimes is just never quite enough. - we need girls nights OFTEN. - we hold grudges and we never forget the things you say to us that hurt. - it doesnt matter who dumped who or why. whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us. not because were not over you, but because we know we used to be that girl. - makeup can hide so many things, like puffy eyes from crying to hard and scars from a broken heart - never ever ask a girl what she weighs; or imply anything about her weight being too much or too little. just dont do it. - never ask a girl if shes being so bitchy cause of PMS...cause other things annoy us...duh -
My Brother Jay
And If I go while your still here Know that I still live on Vibrating to a different measure Behind a thin veil you cannot see through You will not see me So you must have faith I wait the time when we can soar together again Both aware of each other Until then, live your life to the fullest, And when you need me Just whisper my name in your heart .... And I will be there
Being Added To My Family
I've added people to my family who are "lifestyle" they will be able to view my private pictures.
Calling All Friends
This is to all my friends. I have a friend and fellow Bomber family member in a 2 hour bombing contest. This is a contest that is not only for the most comments but the most rates. Again it is only 2 hours from 10pm till midnight. I would like it very much if any of you are on at this time could come and help me help him. This is for a 30 VIP however if he gets most rates and most comments he could very well win both a 30 VIP and a 7 day blast. So again if any of you who read this are on at 10pm please come and help bomb if you can't bomb then please rate the pic. His name is Coach and he deserves to win this contest. I have known him for about a month now and he is always helping people level and win contests he is a devoted friend and deserves to win this. Thanks Mike
9 -23 / Target
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Help Her Level 4060 To Go
please help my friend level up bingo
Rules Of Drunk Dialing
Yes I had to take this from my Bulletins.. lol 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.
In A Contest Need Help
in the super hero morph's a comment bomb contest. see wonder woman in my family thank you in adavance
Haunting Me
i hear your voice crying out in the night its on my audio i feel you near even though you're not in sight i think youll let it go a chill in the room that never goes away i think ill stay awhile longing for life i heard you today i think you may not know your voice is haunting me its on my audio never really been set free you may never go i think you're living in my audio i hope you stay and never let go sometimes we cant help but believe theyre coming through i search in the night trying to retrieve a piece of you
Irish Sex Fairy
The Irish Sex Fairy > > > > Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm > not messing with the Irish Sex Fairy! > > > > 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women > make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair > shine and skin smooth. > > > > > > 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering > dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the > pores and makes your skin glow. > > ============= > > 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that > romantic dinner. > > ============= > > 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and > tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than > swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! > > ==== ========= > > 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins > into the bloodstream, producing a sense of e
Television Documentary
Okay, so I'm watching Dateline show, like i always do about these stupid fuckin guys who chat with young girls 13 or younger. Okay, yes, that is fucking wrong and there is nothin right about it. Here's the problem I have with it, these guys are being baited, isn't entrapment dismissable in the court of law. And that is exactly what Dateline is doing. Once again, as the father of four girls, these fuckin guys should be castrated, but the way they bait them, bothers me, it just seems illegal. If a 13 year old girl is talkin on the net to a 20-30 year old man, she knows exactly what she is doing. But these guys are fuckin gross and deserved to be put in prison and ass fucked til they bleed out their mouth.
My Oldest Daughter
Make custom Glitter Graphics
I knwo some people dont belive in love but I belive I have found my true love. We have known eachother for only a short time but its so amazing. We can talk about anything good or bad. We have alot in common but not everything to much can be a bad thing. I cry when we are apart. The feelings I have for him are so strong I feel like I cant breath. I catch myself wanting to say I love you to him but stop myself because of being scared. I dont know what to do. Friends tell me take one day at a time but its so hard to just think that way when your mind is always on them. Any adivce?
Help Coach Win A Vip
This is to all my friends. I have a friend and fellow Bomber family member in a 2 hour bombing contest. This is a contest that is not only for the most comments but the most rates. Again it is only 2 hours from 10pm till midnight. I would like it very much if any of you are on at this time could come and help me help him. This is for a 30 VIP however if he gets most rates and most comments he could very well win both a 30 VIP and a 7 day blast. So again if any of you who read this are on at 10pm please come and help bomb if you can't bomb then please rate the pic. His name is Coach and he deserves to win this contest. I have known him for about a month now and he is always helping people level and win contests he is a devoted friend and deserves to win this. Thanks Kim
Big Log
Robert Plant - Big Log lyrics My love is in league with the freeway It's passion will ride, as the cities fly by And the tail-lights dissolve, in the coming of night And the questions in thousands take flight My love is the miles and the waiting The eyes that just stare, and a glance at the clock And the secret that burns, and the pain that won't stop And it's fuel is the years Leading me on Leading me down the road Driving me on, driving me down the road My love is exceeding the limit Red-eyed and fevered with the hum of the miles Distance and longing, my thoughts do collide Should I rest for a while, on the side Your love is cradled in knowing Eyes in the mirror, still expecting they'll come Sensing to well, when the journey is done There is no turning back, no There is no turning back, on the run. My love is in league with the freeway Oh, the freeway, and the coming of night-time My love, My love, Is in league with the freeway
What Love Quote Suits You?
Your Love Quote Love makes the wildest spirit tame, and the tamest spirit wild. What Love Quote Suits You?
Level Them Up 9/24
Lost her account and starting over,Do what you can to help her! I Wanna@ fubar We were asked to help her level. KittyKat@ fubar She Had To Start Over , Let's Help Her Level. MsGina©♥@ fubar
How Hot Are Your Kisses?
Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss. You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble! How Hot Are Your Kisses?
I'm Back To Writing!
He reached for her from behind, she swung around to him with the ease of floating. He pressed his lips to hers and guided her slowly backward onto the bed. As he felt her face get warmer, he maneuvered her clothes off and mounted her like he had so many times before in his mind, but this was real, and he wanted everything to be perfect. He pulled away to reach over to the night stand and lite a small candle, as he tossed her clothes to the floor . When he became up right again he saw her staring into his eyes and drinking from his soul . He reached out and lightly pushed the hair off her face, she turned her head and brought his fingers in her mouth then returned her glaze to him. Mounted on her he seemed to be a thousand feet away; his fingers in her mouth be gain to effect the both of them. His piercing stare was watching as he felt her reach up for his neck. When her lips touched his flesh, he tried to hide the shiver. by nibbling her on the ear and leaning forward for her to fa
Thanks For Knocking Me Up. Just Kidding, It's A Survey.
1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? Nah, I like the standard hold-food-and-liquid-in-my-mouth feature I came equipped with. 2. Does a kiss make your boo boos feel better? Wow. Apparently even MySpace child stalkers make up surveys. Bad, bad pedophile! 3. Have you ever passed out on your bathroom floor? My college education would be meaningless without such experiences. 4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? When I get in. That way, when a blast of super cold or super hot water hits me, I have something legitimate to curse about at 4 o'clock in the morning. Well, besides being up at 4 o'clock in the morning. 6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? Nah. I like looking at myself in the mirror too much. 7. Have you had more than three boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? What if the question were phrased "casual acquaintences who all happened to be naked and in bed with me a
Oh Sob
Damn. I cn watch the most horrible scar movies but when i watch Bridge to Terabitha, i freaking cry. Damn Pregnancy Hormones! Anyhoot. I love that movie though. The kids were really cute and it touched my wee little heart.
Listen To This It Is True!!
i liked this cuz it's true...the value of a woman The value of a woman - This couldn't be said more beautifully......... The Value of a Woman This is written in the Hebrew Talmud It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God Counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet To be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, But from the side To be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be Loved." Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know... And to men too - so they know the value of a woman...
Just Seem To Be Lost.
I just don't know what to do anymore. I try to be a nice guy. I show respect to everyone. I am always there when ever anyone needs to talk or advice or just need a friend. Lately things have been getting bad for me and I would just like to talk and get things off of my chest and it seems like I can't talk to anyone, everyone is always busy or just don't want to talk. I was raised to make sure you are always there for anyone and I try very hard to live up to that. I have always been there even for people I don't know, if I see that they have set their status to upset, lonely, or anything where I think they might need someone. I know that I am asking for too much but I just wish I had someone to talk to because things are so fucking bad for me right now and I just don't see them getting better so I thought I would just maybe get them off of my chest on here. I have so much pain in my shoulder and knees and I started a new job where I am on my feet all day long. I don't say anything at
Do I Follow My Heart Or Head (quiz)
Ashley, you follow your heart when it comes to romance Whether you planned it or not, you just can't help but follow your feelings when it comes to matters of l'amour. You're a passionate person who can't ignore things that fit you to a T — whether it's that perfect pair of jeans, a good cause, or the love of a lifetime. Sure, things don't always go according to plan, but with an irrepressible drive like yours, you'd better get used to it! Living life as a fake just isn't in the cards for you. So open up your arms and embrace what life throws your way — especially if it happens to be the man of your dreams!
how can u say u love me dearly and then turn around and make me cry? how can anyone say they love deeply and hurt even deeper? friends are better then family in my book! people r fucked up in so many ways!! most religions say dont judge a book by its cover!! yea right just beacuse some people r poor they feel pity!! but dont help! no cares if i was to die tomorrow!! would u care doubtful!! theres so much hate in this world i garuntee if bush would be smoking weed this war would have never happened!! usas goverment is fucked!! they knew about september 11th anout 20 yrs ago!! thx god bush is out of office next yr that fucker should have fucking went himself to iraq and died no one will miss him!! i have very lil to call my own!! u try to take it ill fuck u up!! i know it sounds hypocritical for me to say hate is bad but i have so much how can that be? thx to this fucked up world!!
Nurse Tracy And The Old Man
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a Nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
Looking Into The Minassary Of Life>>poem..
To look into a life of an identical view , is like looking thru a mirrow or a window pane on a rainy day > To view ones life thru a fog or to see life, that is far off , To know that life does go on or to know in thy soul your a chosen one . what do I speek of well a life that is meaningful and full with love. This is a love that I so want . To last till death do part or to know deep with in my hear ; all will be so > to see life and life it to the fullest ; thru eternity and never stop. to know God sets all destiny for us all . hugs all diana Poem..
We Need Bombers
come help me bomb my sisters contest any and all help is appericated thanks ..come on click the picture u know u wanna lol :P ok back to bombing for me we r like 3000 behind come show some love and help her in her 1st contest
What Will You Get For The 12 Days Of Christmas?
For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you: Twelve punk rockers drumming Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling Ten reindeer a-leaping Nine ladies waltzing Eight sheep a-milking Seven hot chocolates a-steaming Six drunks a-drinking Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup Four calling bill collectors Three French berets Two Jesus action figures And a chimp in a peach tree What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?
Hello Ladies Dom here from bklyn NY. I am looking to meet someone for some fun times and maybe more. if your also interested in meeting someone give me a chance.. i have aol and yahoo messengers.The names are on my profile. hope to talk to you soon . DOM
What I Want...
What I want see my girl licking a nice tight wet little pussy. We need a girl for some fun, someone we can both fuck over and over again. Someone to come over and suck my cock, both of you taking turns till I blow my load all over both of your faces. And then I watch as the two of you go to work on each other's cunts, till I'm recovered enough and have to decide which pussy to shove my dick into. So...who wants in? ;)
Who Said These?
This is terrifying! And this person is probably the leading contender to be President of these United States. God help us! The end is in sight. Not the end we would like but the end that, all this being true, is inevitable. God bless America! It WAS a wonderful country! (1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." (2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity." (3) "(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people." (4) "We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground." (5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed." (6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy - that they are being watc
Mystic Dreams
I'm sitting on the tip of human existence tonight Dipping in the darkness from the moon that's shining bright Swirling at the dusty path that scans the Milky Way Scattering the stars that Mother Nature has displayed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Along the moonbeams shadow I now put my feet to flight And dust the sparkles with my bottom as I slide into the light Capturing the twirling tail of songs, sung by the wind Ever searching for the place where pixie dreams begin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The peaceful melancholy voice that whisper so serene Stirs the sparks of stardust in the night that fairies bring Upon the crest of loveliness lies just a simple glow For fantasy to linger in the souls of those who know. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Small wonders in the minds of all that tarry on this night Upon the sweet surrender of the moments burning bright Is it really magic that the moon has cast with beams Or maybe it is just alive in hearts that dare to d
Tips For Protecting Yourself
Be Sure to READ this!!! >>Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or >>love one's life. >> >>Crucial >> >>Because of recent abductions in daylight hours,refresh yourself >> >>of these things to do in an emergency situation... >> >>This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, >> >>your children, everyone you know. >> >>After reading these 9 crucial tips , >> >>forward them to someone you care about. >> >>It never hurts to be careful >> >>in this crazy world we live in. >> >> >> >>1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do : >> >>The elbow is the strongest point >> >>on your body. >> >>If you are close enough to use it, do! >> >> >> >>2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks >> >>for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM >> >>Toss it away from you.... >> >>chances are that he is more interested >> >>in your wallet and/or purse than you, >> >>and he will go for the wallet/purse. >>
Drats !!!
Well We Tried .. Her Contest is Over tomorrow . and She's about half way there .. To those who did come by and Bomb her pic . Thank you .. Ill see if I can gather up all the names that came by my bulletin last nite and give you all your drinks I promised .. Please . if you find yourself with a few spare moments . Please . Jump over to her pic and at least leave her some luv .. She's one of my Most Real and Wonderful friends .. so please do me this lil favor ??? Thanks .. Hugs to all that do .. and for those that dont . Ya ol' meanies !
look to see spoken chants of hail mary's only to drive the insane dedicated to your rage transfixed is the hate comfort plays her illicit beat bodies sweat feel the speed spewing from this faltered seed pick away the scabs that wrap around your lips failed to mention your intention sore to sight is this bitter spite sectioned insufficently passion cutting through the complication interrupts as facination penetrates the deep only to isolate the sleep dreams awake before you drift in and out demons cluttered all about here's a toast to the hypocrit sucking on the finest tit shaking the devils hand as the deadly seven take their stand recognize Hitler's eyes when pity dwells vengance smells skipping through each realm of this darkened hell
I Used To
I used to think that being on Fubar(lost Cherrys) was the best thing,meeting lots of people and having lots of friends on here,but i guess i really dont have that many real friends on here as i thought i did,i am with much regret going to delete my account due in fact to the simple fact that i dont like what i have found out about 85% of my supposed friends on here,and i dont like what it is doing to me.i have had enough hurt and dissapointment in my life,i thought i would escape it here but i guess not. aaand to my real friends on here ,you know who you are i am so sorry i am having to do this but there is much you do not understand, and i dont know if you have the time for me to help you understand but remember this my true friend i love you with a passion and i will miss you very to all ...LADY RAVEN.....
Union Pass Hunt #1
Well I didn't get a deer, but thats ok. I did get to see some awsome scenery though. I took a few pictures and posted them in fubar. It was cold (Duh), and I enjoyed it a lot. I did hear some wolves. I got to practice my elk calling some. I even tested out some of my new equipment. All-In-All: I had fun and got to see a new area of Wyoming. Most of which I've never seen before.
Pimpin My Sis
Hey you guys...this is my sis Misty...she is kinda new to fubar and needs to be shown some luv. Go check her out, rate her, fan know the drill...Thank you!!!!
Idiots At Work
IDIOTS AT WORK I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. * * * IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there. * * * IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind t
My Neeeeeew Profile
In case you didnt know, I really like my screen name. Fubar decided they didnt like my name, and took away my name privliages. So, I took my horny midget profile, and changed into fuchead the second. If you could help me out, and i havent tracked you down yet, it would be great. Please also help me get to my stature and level on this profile, that would be awsome too. I will probably not ditch this profile, just in case it lets me change my name back later, and I have put a lot of hard work into this one. I just wont be here for a while, so please hit me up at this link. Thanks again. fuchead the second@ fubar
Where Are All My Freaks?
The Entering Darkness Written In 2006
What has happened focuses on what is yet to come paralleled is the truth unexplained and misunderstood in parables twisted and warped it becomes as delerium wickedly intoxifies opening to the demented's cry performing within an encrypted circle are the names six and sixty-six negative to the crucifix as blankness fills a dark surface continued are the dreaded curses hidden in numbers of seven only to play back to the beginning forward there is little meaning visions burrow through an elaborate obstacle one voice one cause do you hear the applause? This is the passing of the chronicle pouring onto this creative soul evolving the great spectacle circling circus of the nocturnally insane gripping outside the norm preparing for The Raging Storm coming out of the black night hatchet embraced we unite and collide Wicked Whisper
If Men Wrote Advice Columns (read Carefully)
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A. Obviously your husband can not get enough of you! Knowing that there is one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A: This is perfectly na
Sleepish At Work!! Lol...
Actually, there is no way that I can be truly sleepish here at work tonight, but I did dress for comfort -- comfy hoodie jacket, sweatpants, socks, and huge slippers with paw prints all over them. Part of this due to largely to running late because of being absorbed in my cleaning and sorting at the apartment, an effort largely due to trying to continue to downsize. It is a good thing though. Some of my coworkers tonight are either called in sick or no shows at this point in time, which may mean that I get to have overtime this week after all. What ever the case, I am dressed for comfort!! As I am sitting here, answering calls.....I am wondering why I put a status "Working" in the status box at all though. There was someone named "Nikki" who insisted to show me her thang b/c she was oh so horny. OMG -- what part of work did she not understand....besides, I am not into the cam things or looking at other women. LOL... Good thing there is a BLOCK option!!!!! Fortunately, or
Grilled Shrimp(optional) And Pasta Salad Recipe
Grilled Shrimp(optional) and Pasta Salad Recipe This great tasting salad comes together very easily. Ingredients: - 1 pound medium shrimp(optional) - shelled and sprinkled with olive oil - 1&1/4 pound sugar snap peas - strings removed - 1/3 cup mayonnaise - 3 tablespoons fresh chives - snipped - 1/2 medium shallot - minced - 2 teaspoons lemon juice - sherry vinegar to taste - 2 tablespoons fresh tarragon - chopped - 8 ounces corkscrew pasta - 8 ounces small shell pasta Container: large serving bowl, small mixing bowl, saucepan, grill Servings: 6 Serving Description: 2 cup Prep Time: 12 minutes Cook Time: 22 minutes Directions: Cook pasta according to package directions. Drain pasta and put into a large serving bowl. Heat grill to medium, Lightly grill shrimp for 5-8 minutes, turning occasionally(optional). Add the shrimp and peas in with the pasta.(optional) In a small mixing bowl, combine the mayonn
Wax Is Not Your Friend.....(ummm No, This Wasnt Me)
Wax Is Not Your Friend >(CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud... I laughed till I cried as I >could just see this happening! ) > >All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, >painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. > >My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play >with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind >for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the >medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my near-demise and sure >humiliation: the bathroom. > >It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you >just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them >apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair >right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mea n, I'm not a genius, >but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. > >Y
I Found Love...plz Dont Steal Ma Song
i found love in u fillin you diz iz mo den just a dream tha world keeps spinin faster n faster i need you now wered u go i see the deaths of all these ppl around me i hear these voices callin me can sum1 plz save me from all diz pain n dismay i feel lyke tha walls r closin in on me lyke evrything around keeps getin closer ders no way out and no were to turn i feel so empty n lost on tha inside
Salad Knife ?
Salad Knife: Made from a hard nylon plastic, this type of utensil is designed to be used for cutting fresh vegetables such as salad greens. The purpose of the Salad Knife is to provide a cutting material that will not turn the fresh ingredients brown once they have been cut. Metal knives typically brown various foods once they have been sliced. Thus, the nylon Salad Knife was designed so foods such as lettuce would not begin to brown prior to serving. Made with a serrated blade, the Salad Knife can be used safely on non-stick surfaces to cut not only vegetables but a wide variety of foods such as fruits, cakes, bars, and breads. --- Tip: Never allow wood handled knives to soak in water and rub the wood occasionally with mineral oil. Maintaining and Storing Knives: To extend the lifetime of your knives, wash them by hand. Knives that are washed in the dishwasher are exposed to harsh detergents, which will dull the cutting edge and they are exposed to intense and varied tem
Need Help
please comment bombe the pic ture below it is for a contest i am in thank you.
How I'm Feeling Post Will Explain It
THREE DAYS GRACE LYRICS "Pain" Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing
One Day At A Time
God life's a bitch... Told the hubby friday that the marriage is over...this is probably the 4th time i've said it and he still won't let go, and won't leave. I feel like i'm torturing him but i can't take it anymore. It's the saddest thing i've ever had to deal with other than a death and it really is a death of sorts. I have a problem with guilt so that just compounds the emotional rollercoaster this is causing me and to be honest, i feel like it'll never end and i'm doomed to feeling like this forever. If he would just go, i could start to pick up the pieces of my torn life and move on but he won't let me. It's so overwhelming.
Multi Target Monday
MUlTI TARGET Monday :S Mandxx This ends @ 5p MET ... 9a est Sept 24th Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Carnie 2nd Place... no chance of first, keep an eye out please :) This ends 9pm est sept 24th Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Pure Pleasure....
My ass is bent before you. My lips visible, Slightly parted. The pink of my wet pussy, Peeking through the folds, Begging you to touch it. Begging your cock to plunge deeply into it. My deep throated whisper, Invites you. To take me. To have me. To use me for your pleasure. Causing pleasure of my own, As you ride atop the waves of my orgasm, Making sport of my wet thrusts. The lust drips and splashes all around us, My pussy is tight and flexing. Milking your cock with involuntary spasms. My legs beg to close. My ass bounces against you. Your cock explodes, as you set it free. Hot spurts of cum stream across my ass. The heat of it claiming me. Claiming me as yours. Yours completely. Your slut. Your whore. Your lust. Your need. Your love.
Break Me.....comment Plz
You came to me a broken piece of a man, Starring sweetly into my eyes and captivating my hand, Quicker and quicker the nights passed away, I never would have guessed that for your sins I would pay. This limerick is about you, theres no way around it, No use in trying to be nice, wickedness is something I cant help but admit, Youre not the first to reveal the truths of men, But as of today you are the last one that I let in. Your scars from the past, you show at first glance, Knocking any levelheaded girl off of her stance, My world was jilted by the jaded, Those happy places now stand to be hated, I cant help but blame myself for the deeds that were done, Now I shall sit back and watch the web as its spun. You made the day of the omen one I shall never forget, Forgiveness would be soon to follow, for I usually submit, But not this time, not for you, This lesson in life would be a waste if you were something I would give
Lmao ... Some May Say Nsfw!
FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.
Hahah,,,part Two Maybe Nsfw
SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls"
Part Three... Nsfw ???
THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget
Way To Funny...nsfw
FOURTH TESTIMONY : While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
#5 Lmao Nsfw ??
FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No" I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearl
can anyone at all.. help me with my background, i have read all the support stuff.. but cant get a background goin on... anyone got a few minutes to spare to help a new kid on the block ;)
So Very True
As we walk our path of life, We meet people everyday. Most are simply met by chance. But, some are sent our way. These become special friends Whose bond we can't explain; The ones who understand us And share our joy and pain. Their love contains no boundaries. So, even we are apart. Their presence enhances us With a warmth felt in the heart This love becomes a passageway, When even the miles disappear. And so, these friends, God sends our way, Remain forever near.
Mz Mic Made This For Me 9-23-07
RedheadedCherry ¢¾ Club F.A.R ¢¾ Rate & Fan Me *B4* Friends Add@ fubar That Lady up above is about one of the Finest Ladies on Fubar... She's been a member since the Lost Cherries' Days..., she's been a member since August 6, 2006. RedheadedCherry is Fubar's 92nd Legend with 5, 543 Fans!!! You Really should stop by her page.. Rate her, Fan her and trying becoming one of her friends... She is one of the very few women on this site that I truely trust with anything and everything going on in my life... she has my cellphone and my home phone number....and always has... that says alot about how much I trust this woman!! She has a heart of gold and would do anything asked of her - even giving the shirt off of her back.... The main reason RedheadedCherry is on Fubar is her daughter... Ashley Marie... Ashley has a blood disease.... so spends time on here when she is not busy taking care of her daughter ... to forget how much pain her daughter is in, because there is nothing
Contest Please copy and paste this link and bomb my friend with comments he is trying to win a vip! Many thanks, Wanda
Band Name Generator
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Chutzpahs Domain
You have entered Chutzpahs domain enter with caution. I may appear to be so nice and sweet but watch out...chutzpah may shock you! I am a easy going person most times and I love myself yet I hate myself. I laugh and I cry at the same time. I am giving, yet selfish. I love you but I hate you. Chuztpah confuse you yet? If you tell me you love me I will run...I am here for friends and to have let the party begin!
Spirito Del
Spirito del buono augurio! Sei venuto in mio soccrso, Credi ne avero gran bisogno, Spirito del follertino rosso Giacche sei venuto in mio soccorso, Ti prego di nn mi abbandonare! Ti prego dentro questa pakka d'intrare, E nella mia tasca portare, Cosi in qualunque mia bisgna, In mio aiuto ti posso chiamare, E di giorno e di notte, Tu non mi possa abbandonare. Legame Penne qui tanto nero quanto notte, legame il briccone con magico stretto, ed in azioni dell'oscurita reprime, fino a tale tempo riascio questo incantesimo.
The wetness of my swollen kiss. Erotic abandon to places of bliss. Touches my softness the lightening does bring. The erotic desires together does sting. My heart does cry with thoughts untold. With you my knight the world unfolds!
A Long Read..but Very Funny
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Uh...i Hate This
Well obviously my body is telling me I am doing way too much. I am having to rethink my life big time and realize I am not superwoman. I am on strict bed rest these next two days and then slowly get moving the rest of the week. My body is under a lot of stress and I realized that after having been sick for three weeks and not healing and then having an asthma attack so bad that I almost died. If there is one thing I learned from this was to be blessed and happy with what I have and take my time with things. No for those of you who thought my status meant I was leaving fubar, I am not just saying goodbye for now while I rest up some LOL can't get rid of me that easily
Lmfao..omg Are The Scottish Really That Tight !!!...
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, Daphne! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" he demanded. "Well you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." He immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee ...her skirt also flies up to show that she is not wearing any knickers either. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Bridget! Where are your knickers?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the allowance you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudd
Once Again...
Like I said in my first blog. I am not here for sexual purposes. I have a boyfriend but I like to flirt. But I want all of you to know, I like to play but I don't take it further than that.
Helpless In Its Wake
Slinking along, quietly creeping amidst the shady underbelly Stealthy and calm, untamed with no other chosen course Sleek and dark, it pulls through the terrain It bides its time... waiting… watching… closer Till the moment it shall pounce Helpless in its domination, it commands your attention It shall own you It shall BE you
Our eyes meet across the expansive room… carrying me to you. With the draw of your gaze I feel the room fade away slowly as in a dream. The hum of other conversations echoes, muffled and meaningless. The depths of your eyes take me to your soul, showing me all to be. I nod insignificantly to my current companion as I slip away in the swirling colors. I am lost now... the depths of your eyes have captured me, taken me prisoner. Our gaze holds for a moment longer. Suddenly addressed by a new speaker, you turn to him. Our contact broken, the noise suddenly is deafening, suffocating, overpowering. Suddenly I feel out of place and empty. I turn back, searching vainly for you, for those eyes, vanished in the crowd.
About Friendship
You can say that I do live in a Dream World but this is how I feel about Friendship. No matter if it's online or off Friendships are very real and we are all PEOPLE with real feelings and emotions. Whether you are my friend online or off I see our relationship very real as friends and do try to treat everyone with the respect of friendship, and do love all my friends the same. Friends do stand with you and support you and is there with a hug whenever you may need one, (or even if you don't) just because and the hugs for no reason is the ones that does mean something
Love Is Hard!
Its funny how I don't wanna share you and your not even mine some say I should get over you sometimes I think I should too but the others say we are meant to be I guess I'll have to wait and see but the feelings I have for you are real I want to tell you how I feel six little words simple but true baby I'm in love with you I love you this much and I'm waiting on you To make up your mind do you love me to However long it takes I'm never giving up No matter what I love you this much I love you No matter how many guys I go through I always end up thinking of you I've been crushing you from the start In my life you play such a big part We are really good friends Why cant you see I just want it to be you and me I see you everyday And one day I hope My wish would come true And it would forever be me and you It's been this way these couple past months And if you gave me one chance Just One To see how perfect we could be I Love you so de
Wonderful Christmastime-paul Mcartney N Wings
Rhythum Of Enchantment
Unraveled Like a ball of twine...the heart can unravel... As the mystery of you becomes unraveled so does my heart falling limp, hanging cold battered strands. Unfurling slowly pulled by a ghostly hand splitting, splintered hemp itchy to the touch shivers me, deep in sorrow. Behind the mask lay unsightly shadows baring gruff, growls laughing at the pain the confusion cruel illusion. We unravel like old, worn out rags thinned and weakened fading to grey
One It's Upto You
One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring. One smile begins a friendship, One handclasp lifts a soul. One star can guide a ship at sea, One word can frame the goal. One vote can change a nation, One sunbeam lights a room. One candle wipes out darkness, One laugh will conquer gloom. One step must start each journey, One word must start each prayer. One hope will raise our spirits, One touch can show you care. One voice can speak with wisdom, One life can make the difference, You see, its up to you!
And God Said
And God said... Dear God: Why didn't you save the school children at ?. .. Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96 Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97 Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97 West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97 Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97 Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98 Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98 Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98 Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98 Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98 Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99 Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99 Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99 Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99 Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99 Santee, California 3/ 5/01 and El Cajon, California 3/22/01 Virginia Tech 4/16/07 ? Sincerely, Concerned Student ----------------------------------------------------- Reply: Dear Concerned Student: Sorry, I am not allowed in schools! Sincerely, God ---------------------------------------------------------- How did this get started?... ----------------- Let's see, I think it started when Ma
E:CAN KICK YOUR ASS V:NOT JUDGMENTAL O:has one of the best personalities ever N:easy to fall in love with N:easy to fall in love with E:can kick your ASS ~~~~~ E:can kick your ASS L:very good kisser A:Hottie N:easy to fall in love with I:loves to laugh and smile E:can kick your ASS See if your letters describe you!! A: Hottie B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: has gorgeous eyes E: can kick your ASS F: loves people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: fricken hot I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy L: very good kisser M: Makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a animal lover R: has a nice butt S: makes people laugh T: Smile to die for U: is very sure of them self V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: Easy to fall in love with Z: loved by everyone
Site Suggestions Du!
::canned applause:: hello and welcome again to another edition of Site Suggestions.. here with me is the loveable FUboy "hey there folks" well todays topic is about Fubar HATERS.. "aw man i dont like those people" neither do i. so i have created a little suggestion for the site. take it or leave it its just a suggestion. "well there are different types of haters wylder" I know fuboy... so we are gonna narrow this down to comment haters... "oh you mean the ones who comment on your pictures mumms and profile about how fat you are and how you looked like ron jeremy and how your not white and how your stupid and gay and.."" SHT UP FUBOY! anyway... its annoying for many users and it starts alot of arguments and alot of Efights... so here are a few site suggestions. "what kind of suggestions?" just things to help make fubar a safer place for you and me. and my suggestion is!! creating a flagging system which allows users who are beaing comment hated on
A Six Line Poem For My Voice
i beat you i hurt you i force the words from you i growl into a microphone I tear my throat for you Just to hear the fans applause
I Moved
How Bout Them Cowboys!!! September 24, 2007 GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 34 - BEARS 10 Cowboys Crush Bears 34-10, Become True Force to be Reckoned With The Dallas Cowboys became the team to beat in the NFC after the Cowboys annihilated the Bears 34-10 at Soldier Field and improved to 3-0. The Bears dropped to 1-2. The offense was doing its usual thing, even against a stout Bears defense, and Anthony Henry even returned one for a TD on defense. At the end of the 1st half, it was tied 3-3, but still with plenty of action. It had a blocked FG, a couple of interceptions, dropped passes, and very questionable officiating. The 2nd half was a much different story... for the Cowboys anyways. After receiving the ball to begin the 3rd quarter, Tony Romo navigated Dallas down the field on a 9-play 89-yard drive that ended in a 3-yard pass to Jason Witten in the back of the end zone for a 10-3 Cowboys lead. However, on the ensuing Chicago drive Cedric Benson scored from 1 yard out to
I'm here in my room laying in my bed. Thinking how close you were to me how good you smelled and I didn't do a thing to seduce you. I had the chance that I've been waiting for yet I let it go. Now I regret not doing a thing wishing I could turn back time and make it happen. what was I thinking? I wasn't. I was surprised to see you there sitting down and talking to me. I'm sorry I wish I could have pleased you the way you wanted. I was nervous by seeing you there. Once again you brought back memories I wanted to revive but the point is I was afraid. I wish you could have held me in your arms and kiss me all over, caressing each other. I regret not doing a thing that were going through my mind. I wanted to be with you but I was afraid of making a move. I felt scared and unsecure while you were there. You were there for a reason and now that I realize it. It's to late...
Please Help With Sexiest Legs Of Fubar Contest
Nice Guys Still Finish Last
Nice guys STILL finish last To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the stateline) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just
Please Help Her Out
Please help my good friend level up. She will return the love. Thanks my friends.. ¢¾ Ronj369's dream gal ¢¾@ fubar
There's too much on your plate for once and you need to clear some off if possible. It may be that some tasks just get neglected for the day, but you should find your energy returning in full force soon. Isn't this the truth. I have to take my CPC retake exam this Saturday. I am working 2 jobs from 9 am to 11 pm, and so exhausted right now I could just die!! Please someone release me from this nightmare I call my life!!!!
I Feel Like Shit...still
i fucking hate liars. dont do it... its so cold in here. ive been sick for the last couple days...whitneys sick too. but shes got antibiotics :( anyone know any free clinics around the woodlands? cause this is sucking pretty bad.
Oh's Monday Again!!! it is Monday again! Why do the weekends never seem to last long enough? I gotta head for work in about 10 mins...I'm not ready for that! lol I'm a little anxious to see what happens at work over the next few days...our troublemaker/down talking supervisor that I told you about, may not be long in that position, if she doesn't change her attitude with employees...this I heard from the big manager herself, along with another co-worker that has just recently been made a shift super. Hopefully, we're not gonna have to put up with her crap much longer...cause I REALLY can't see her changin' her's just not her.Lee's off today, and I guess will just be hangin' around the house. I get off at 2, and don't guess we have anything we're wanting to do when I get off. Hopefully, it will just be a relaxing afternoon. I haven't even got to work, and already wish it were 2. lol Well, gotta head outta here...not that I'm relishing it, but the sooner I get there, guess t
Contest RULES 1. photo must be mailed to me by Oct 13 th. 2. photo bombing is allow . 3. photos must show clevage face not need but would be nice. 4. contest starts saturday oct 13 at midnight runs for 7 days thru the following saturday at midnight . 5. winners will be posted monday oct 21 i also need winner to make a salute showing name of contest won. i will put in my winners folder. 6. photos must be approved by me. 7. self bombing is allowed. this is comment only rates will not be considered in total . each comment is worth 1 point. end of contest top 5 scores will win prizes. 1st place vip or 7 blast passes winners choice 2nd place 3 day blast 3rd place 1 day blast 4th place one day ticker 5th place one day tickker plus trophies for top 5 places. any questions feel free to contact me thanks bingo
Crisp-crumbed Pan Pork Escalopes
serves 4 1 pound pork fillet or boneless loin chops 2 garlic cloves, crushed 1 tbsp Dijon mustard 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper or chili powder salt and freshly ground black pepper 2 cups white breadcrumbs 2 tbsp grated Parmesan 2 tbsp seasoned flour 2 eggs, beaten Vegetable oil Lemon wedges, to serve If using pork fillet, cut into 3/4 inch slices. Place a piece of sliced pork or a chop on a sheet of waxed paper or plastic wrap, cover with a second sheet and using a rolling pin or meat mallet, flatten to a thickness of about 1/4 inch. Repeat for the remaining meat. Mix together the garlic, mustard, cayenne or chili powder, and a littie salt and spread over the pork. Stir together the breadcrumbs and Parmesan. Toss the pork in the seasoned flour, shaking off any excess, dip in the beaten egg and then into the cheesy breadcrumbs, to coat. Heat the oil in a large frying pan and stir fry in batches for 3 minutes on each side until brown and cooked through. Drain on paper towels
Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles. Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one if he comes by. Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned. Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them. Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys. Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story about h
Mind Of The Red Eyed
What In The Hell Is Goin On???
Let my secret out Tell everyone you know How I love you more then anyone’s ever known Hearts ache While other hearts break Pain that I’ll never suffer with you When I’m sad you make me smile When I cry you make me laugh When I fall apart you pick my pieces up and glue them back together again People will talk Let them say what they wish But our promise will be sealed with an everlasting kiss Together we will be Our happiness will proceed As we fulfill each others hopes, wishes and dreams Tight in each other’s arms In love for all to see Forever together we’ll always be
The Button
I found it under the couch. Perhaps it was taking a nap there, neglected among the feral dust beasts. I heard the metal clink as it was roused, the vacuum choking on the shell of plastic like a wounded animal. I picked it up, felt its pebbled skin against my fingertips. I remembered the shirt, its mate - how it used to fit alongside its brothers, dutiful and plain, but in the heat of the moment torn and tossed aside, your hands in a clumsy frenzy against my breast. I imagine the sharp pain of release, the long, arcing flight across the living room - it landed on its flat, sullen face and skittered under the sofa. By then we had fallen to our desire, the bedsprings creaking to echo our lust. I wonder if the button watched us, hurt and forgotten, blamed us, like a child blames his parents for casting him out of the womb - a voyeur with empty eyes, broken thread for nerves, and no voice to cry out Stop, how could you, You're making a mistake
Yeah so i woke up yesterday and decided i was going to go find my bestfriend she has been *hiding*.She has had alot going on and i feel for her...But i was so mad at her that she had kept me out of her life for almost 3 weeks...And then come to find out she has a new girlfriend...(oh yeah she is a lesbain)I love her to death, but i think i had a right to be upset cause of her disappearing...I use to disappear for for weeks at a time and she would cuss me just fustrates me....But anyways when i found her we had this big expolsive agruement in the middle of the parking lot....Then to top it all of she starts acting like our old bestfriends...WHO ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP HOOD RATS!!!!My agrument to her was don't yell at me for the things i do, if your going to be doing it in the future...ya feel me...
The Yearning
I see it all so vividly Like the meaning to a song Your eyes penetrating me Our mutual attraction so strong You place your hand upon my cheek And I smile at your touch We share a moment, my knees are weak As I realize there is no enough Just feeling your emotions, makes me yearn for more As you gently pull my body close And reach my hearts inner core Invigorating is your love, bold is your mind Sweet emotion is our description The true story of you & I.....
Lady Gypsyrose - Promoted
Lady GypsyRose Royal Vampire Regent Undead (Class A) Ruler of Weapons Martial Arts Genius Clan War Priestess Blood Moon Assassin SilverClaws Foundation Keeper of Castle Blood Rose Clan Nocturnus VVv-vVV Lady GypsyRose you have earned new rankings and are invited to a ceremony in your honer tonight at 11 pm est. Above is your new rank Below is your new information on some of your new skills. Study them well and mold Gypsy to perfection. You will learn that for a Vampire your the top of the line. Be proud. New Information and skills: Vampire Regents possess all the conventional powers and attributes of the common vampire but to a far greater extent. The strength level of Vampire Regents can be 10 - 20 times stronger than they were in their mortal lives. Vampire Regents can control the will of humans possessing lesser mental strength than theirs through a form of hypnotic control. This hypnotic control can be conveyed either verbally or telepathically from g
Sweetest Goodbye
Sweetest Goodbye ~ Maroon 5 Love This SONG!!!! Where you are seems to be As far as an eternity Outstretched arms open hearts And if it never ends then when do we start? I'll never leave you behind Or treat you unkind I know you understand And with a tear in my eye Give me the sweetest goodbye That I ever did receive Pushing forward and arching back Bring me closer to heart attack Say goodbye and just fly away When you comeback I have some things to say How does it feel to know you never have to be alone When you get home? There must be someplace here that only you and I could go So I can show you how I Dream away everyday Try so hard to disregard The rhythm of the rain that drops And coincides with the beating of my heart I'll never leave you behind Or treat you unkind I know you understand And with a tear in my eye Give me the sweetest goodbye That I ever, ever, ever did receive [x2] How does it feel to know you never have to be alone Whe
ok so here's the thing my brother had this girlfriend and she got pregnant...............well they broke up about a week and a half ago and she called my brother today to tell him he had a baby boy FRIDAY!!!!!!!!! ok todays monday wtf......BITCH....i'm so mad I can hardly sit still I mean come one wtf thats was so wrong and totally fucked up to take that moment away from my brother..he will never have that moment back....
My Heart
My heart is falling, Knees are shaking, Eyes are wondering, Mind is crawling, Back of the line just like always, No ones cares, My eyes are bawling, Life can bring sadness, joy, or pain, But all i know is that it can stain, Stain your heart and stain your soul, Can change your idea of all you know.
Reasons To Date Me!
10 REASONS TO DATE A SOFTBALL PLAYER!! 1. We do it for atleast 80 minutes (but longer if its a good game!) 2. Always in 9 different Positions! 3. We play both offense and defense! 4. We like to be on top of our game! 5. We enjoy being hot and sweaty! 6. We know how to get dirty! 7. We wear short shorts for easy play! 8. We know how to take it up the middle! 9. We play with bigger balls! 10. And we play the game until we score!
What Makes Your
Mother so wondrous? Is it that she has the ability to kiss a boo-boo and make it better? That only her toasted cheese sandwiches are melted just right? Why does the drink of water from your mother's glass taste so much better than the one you get for yourself? Why is it that moms are the first people thanked at awards shows or when sports professionals win a critical game? The answer to all of these questions are simple.Anyone who has a mother, or anyone who longingly remembers a mother they lost, can tell you. The word MOM embodies a person who not only is a friend, support system, and mentor; she is someone that her children can rely on at any hour of the day. If theres any typo's Fucking deal with it.
Just One Rate Please
Friends, Family, Fans
Blah Blah Blah...smokie Smokie!!
sittin here watching it fuckin pour down rain...and smoking by are in school and my man is at work....blah blah blah....getting pretty fucking stoned though....anyone wanna join me bitches!!!
Had a surprise last weekend... One of the tanks I had filled with water and was cycling to get ready for some Angelfish suddenly had baby fish appear in it. I have no idea what kind they are or where they came from. I suspect they maybe baby Buenos Aires babies because I "seeded" the tank with water from a tank that had those in them. The eggs must have been in the gravel I vacuumed while transferring the water. Then I had a snail appear in an established tank that has never had anything but the fish that I originally put in several months ago. That one is a real mystery to me. Although I have nearly 20 different species of fish, I have been concentrating on Angelfish. Perhaps I should call my hobby "Immaculate Conception Fishery."
Mature? Lady?
>An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... >Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? > >Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. > >Older Woman: Oh, I see. > >Officer: Can I see your license please? > >Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. > >Officer: Don't have one? > >Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. > >Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. > >Older Woman: I can't do that. > >Officer: Why not? > >Older Woman: I stole this car. > >Officer: Stole it? > >Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. > >Officer: You what? > >Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. > >The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. >Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. > >Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please
Being Racist And Slanderized
Well, it all started on Wednesday September 19, 2007 at 11:00am while my son was in PE Class. These 3 kids decided to target my son and pick on him. Their names were, Travis, Purcibal and Juwonn. They started pushing him, tripping him, and slapping him. They had my son in tears. My son is dedicating this year to his Grandfather who passed away on July 24, 2007. These kids told him I was fat, that I was a bitch and told him to go fuck his dead grandfather. Now what the kids said about me is no big deal, but when you bring family into it, that's just sick. My son was ready to drop them where they stood. He told his PE teacher, and yet nothing was done. When he came to the car after school, he was in tears when he told me what happened. Leanne drove the car and parked near the office and I took my son and went in and asked to speak with one of the Assisant Principals. We explained what went down, and she told my son to find out all the kid's names and let her know when he could so she cou
Iraqis Reject Blackwater Mercenary Thugs
Iraqis Reject Blackwater Mercenary Thugs ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Steve Watson Date: 19 Sep 2007, 20:11 Private army thrown out of Iraq after years of unimpeded killingSteve WatsonInfowars.netWednesday, Sept 19, 2007After years of running riot in Iraq with impunity, the license of private contractor company Blackwater USA has been revoked by the Iraqi government, and the company has been banned from operating in the country all together according to reports, a move that will see the withdrawal of tens of thousands of armed mercenaries from Iraq. CNN reports: Iraq's Interior Ministry has revoked the license of Blackwater USA, an American security firm whose contractors are blamed for a Sunday gunbattle in Baghdad that left eight civilians dead. The U.S. State Department said it plans to investigate what it calls a "terrible incident."Full article -
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously....
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously.... 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like... night.. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK,... so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong
Fistulas-a Horrific Example Of The Monster Called Human
Fistulas are a kind of damage that is seldom seen in the developed world. Many obstetricians have encountered the condition only in their medical texts, as a rare complication associated with difficult or abnormal childbirths: a rupture of the walls that separate the vagina and bladder or rectum. In eastern Congo, however, the problem is practically an epidemic. When a truce was declared in the war there in 2003, so many cases began showing up that Western medical experts at first called it impossible-especially when local doctors declared that most of the fistulas they were seeing were the consequence of rapes. It had been no secret that nearly all sides in the Congo's complex civil war resorted to systematic rape among civilian populations, and estimates were as high as a quarter million victims of sexual assault during the four-year-long conflict. But once fighting died down, victims began coming out of the jungles and forests and their condition was worse than an
28 Weeks Later This was really good!I thought it was so much beter than the first one.Great blood and gore factor here too.In fact one scene has made it to my top 5 of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in a movie list.Good story alot of action definitely worth the watch and um,I would not be surprised to see another sequel from this one!
So if you have noticed that you can't send me messages through shoutbox it's because I'm not always at the computer that sometimes I get so many messages that the other ones dissapear and I don't know to get back to some if you want to talk to me.. send me a private message then I will for sure get your message.. or leave me a comment and I'll get back to you.. easiest through private message though. family can get ahold of me through shoutbox if you'd like.. and all others send me a message and I'll give you my yahoo info
A Special Friend......
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest brown eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you. a very good friend of mine wrote this for me.. Thank you Troy..
Help Her Out!!!
Bellor ♥ is in a comment bombing contest...its only a week long and she helped me a lot in my let's show her some love!!! Click the picture below and go leave her some comments!!!!
Help Us!
Well, I have been in a VIP giveaway for about a week or two now. There are three of us left and we need your help. We have been helping each other out and need more help then just us. Please come help us and share us with your friends to help us too. We all appreciate your help. Please have a blessed day.
Princess Me Lol
Myspace Glitter Graphics
My Real Dating Profile
My friend riffing wrote: So a bunch of friends have been writing personals for themselves that deliberately break the mold. The idea is to write an absolutely honest ad that doesn't make you sound very attractive, but isn't obviously trying to be unappealing. I liked this idea, so I tried to do the same for myself. I am empathetic and warm and genuinely want to help and emotionally bond with people, but I can become drained from overdoing for others and not take good enough care of myself. My intense need to understand myself and others results in stronger, closer relationships, but is frequently intimidating or frightening to those not prepared to be as vulnerable, open, and honest as I am. In a romantic relationship, I am not demanding, jealous or possessive, and I will fully support your outside interests and friendships. I will, however, also have my own. I am very emotional, but also very analytical, so I will rarely react irrationally because I'm all too aware how irrat
Stressed Out
Talk about going through hell and then some..... ok, here's what's been going on for those who haven't talked to me in a while..... My marriage of five years has finally come to an end. After years of trying, well, he just couldn't stay faithfull and I just couldn't make myself happy. We have been separated now for about 2 months. I have started on the divorce papers but can't take them to the court house without money and that's just something I don't have right now. He has lost everything, he got fired from his job, and he got kicked out of his home because he wasn't paying on it. He has been living on the streets for about a month now. I try not to feel sorry for him, but come on, I was married to him for 5 years. To top that off, I just found out last Wednesday that my soon to be ex-husband has lung cancer. It kind of makes you feel like crap for leaving him, but at the same time don't want to go back to him and live with all the stress again. Ok, on to the next one. I have b
God's Boxes
God's Boxes I have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold. He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold." I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the gold became heavier each day, The black was as light as before. With curiosity, I opened the black, I wanted to find out why, And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole, Which my sorrows had fallen out by. I showed the hole to God, and mused, "I wonder where my sorrows could be!" He smiled a gentle smile and said, "My child, they're all here with me.." I asked God, why He gave me the boxes, Why the gold and the black with the hole? "My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings, The black is for you to let go." We should consider all of our friends a blessing. Send this to a friend today just to let them know you are thinking of them and that they are a joy in your life. A ball is a circle, no beginning,
Going Crazy
im getting ready to go work out any one wanna work out
There are many people that we meet in our lives but only a very few will make a lasting impression on our minds and hearts It is these people that we will think of often and who will always remain important to us as true friends Sometimes in life, you find a special friend: someone who changes your life by being a part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship... When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friends lifts you up in spirit and make that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. If you turn and walk across, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if yo
Roflmao Women Unite !!!!!
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds - I couldn't chance it... I can almost feel myself losing weight . . . by forwarding this to you! You'll understand at the end. I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be....Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you'll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag. Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around. Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize
So, they seem sooooo unimportant... BLEH.... well, regardless... Mine will have to come out eventually... and I don't want it to... I like mine... I think I shall name him, Gally the Gallbladder... lol... yeah so anyways.... i have some crazy ass infection in my gallbladder... gay huh? So i started reading more about it, and its caused by gallstones, which eventually pass.... and did u know that gallstones can lead to gallbladder cancer??!!???!! Yeah, i didn't know that either... apparently it can... as can being fat and drinking a lot... So fat alcoholic women are fucked... lol anyways... thats why they tell you to go on a low fat diet... interesting huh? And i think it's possibly contagious... cuz see Sarah had to have hers out, now mine... coincidence? I think not... lol but seriously, this bites... fucking thing hurts like hell... but i guess it could be worse.... somehow... lol oh well such is life... Other than that, things are fine... i feel like BLEH... but thats to be expec
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Angel Kisses
someone who cares about you thought you could use some angel kisses angel kisses have a power to make you feel and give you hope just one angel kiss will make your troubles disspear and youll suddenly have the motivation you need to complete a difficult task run your cusror over the angels to recieve your angel kiss and youll feel a sense of warmth and happiness that will lat the whole day
Quilapayun - El Pueblo Unido Jamas Sera Vencido
They Walk Among Us Blood Sucking Fiends
Life I am not empty I feel emotions of many things. But as of lately I am feeling so many things. Mostly because of people. I am a happy person sometimes when i am with ppl who matter to me. Then theres those I feel are being weird and acting weird and I feel ignored by some but I dont let it faze me cuz they have lives to and i can pretty much tell who cares n who doesnt. It dont bother. I am also feeling as if i dont matter to many especially those important in my life. They act one way n act another way the next its confusing. I guess ppl are crazy and im even crazier for trying to figure them out n for caring.....I am so far learning to close myself with many n will open myself to those in need n have expressed true caring towards me.... i am not making sense but to me i honestly do...If ne one wants to talk more on this ya know how 2 reach me I have been having disturbing dreams...dont ask me 2 explain in detail cuz its alot n mostly distorted but one fact is clear that i ha
To Be With You
seasons will change that much is true but some things will never change like the way i feel about you i live to be with you to hold your habd to see you your smile your all that makes my life worth while
El Pueblo Unido (el Che)
Im siting here today thinking to my self and about how things really are.. do i wanna wish i was dead ? or do i wanna try to survive in this world of notheness and darkness or let the nothenes comsumes me .my heart is numb,my tear fall like rain . not knowing how to feel, love ,or even care ,i fear to trust ,can i be saved you ask i don't know i walk down these lonely roads alone and cold ,and sad, not knowing who to trust, the numbness is all i feel know ,my heart is black ,i'm trying to give myself a good reason not too give up, in the end who knows who i will be but i won't let the notheness consume me
There has never been a bond stronger than that between a mom and her children. Any mom can easily profess that the true love of her life is her children. The timeless saying that being a mother is the toughest job one will have to do is not only accurate, but is a tremendous understatement in terms of what being a mother means. Moms tirelessly juggle the roles of teacher, doctor, therapist, cheerleader, chauffeur, disciplinarian, cook and confidante-and recieve minimal credit praise for their twenty-four hours a day of hard work. She will assume the role of teacher, first teaching the basics of walking and talking. She will then move on to homework, diligently checking and rechecking math equations, and finally teaching her children how to be caring parents themselves. The role of chef is one she tackles, even if she's a terrible cook. Anyone will tell you there is nothing as comforting as a home-cooked meal lovingly prepared by your mom. Whether it's a twelve-course Thanksgiving extra
what do u think about, do u think about if u have a true friend out there, do u treat the one friend like crap, what makes u get p every day, do u ever stick ur nose out in the air and smell the air when ur in the country side, do u ever think of why u were put on this earth and why u have such bad luck, what do u think every day night and day, whats the one thing that makes u get up other then work, do u even ask ur self questions but have no answer or no one to answer them, when ur in a group of friends do u listen to the one that needs to be heard, friendship means that u can cry on there shoulder, friendship means u can tell them secrets, friendship means they always have ur back when u need them, when u walk down the street and someone says hi do u reply or just walk by, what drives u to dream the things u want, what gives u pleaser other then sex, is that all u want is to want and dont care how meny peeps u hurt to get what u want, has any one been nice to u, have u ever th
Treazon - Look Him Up, Very Kewl!
Hear U Me For Micheal
simply stated if there was a song that i could play for micheal this would be the one There's no one in town I know You gave us some place to go. I never said thank you for that. I thought I might get one more chance. What would you think of me now, so lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that, now I'll never have a chance. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you in. So what would you think of me now, so lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that, now I'll never have a chance. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you in. May angels lead you in. May angels lead you in. And if you were with me tonight, I'd sing to you just one more time. A song for a heart so big, god wouldn't let it live. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you
I Love The Way
love comes from a distance everytime i look in your eyes i'm speachless i love the way you smile i love the way you speak o love what you do when i'm sad and blue love comes from a distance everytime i hear your voice my heart races faster i love the way you look i love the way you walk everything you do drives me crazy whatever you do you're in my mind where ever i go i think of you love is here... love is now... love is everywhere but beside me now i wish you were here with me so i can hold you... ooh so i can hold you close the closer you are the better i feel cause love comes from a distance
New Help Me
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Come Help Us Out Please
come help me bomb my sisters contest any and all help is appericated thanks ..come on click the picture u know u wanna lol :P ok back to bombing for me we r like 1000 from first come show her some love leave lots of comments and rate her and thanks to all my wonderful friends and family already helping her out
What I Am Looking For
Good evening everyone...How is everyone doing today? I am doing good myself...I have been thinking about some things that I'd love to try... Well I am interested in bi sexual chicks alot...I have always wanted to learn more about threesums with 2 and more chicks that would be interested you know...I have always dreamed about meeting a gurl that liked guys and gurls and liked me and another gurl at the same time and the 3 of us eneded up together as a family you know Well If you want to know more please feel free to hit me up I am serious ladys
Fun Facts About Kissing
Married men prefer kissing a mouth that tastes like toothpaste. Single men prefer a mouth that tastes of liquor. By the time she's married, the average American woman will have kissed 79 men. Passionate kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. A Hershey's kiss contains 25 calories. Husbands who kiss their wives before leaving home in the morning live five years longer than those who don't. The Romans were among the first to adopt and document the erotic kiss. The erotic kiss is the most widely practiced form of intimate behavior in the United States. More than 92 percent of American teenagers have engaged in erotic kissing. Affectionate kissing is found in over 90 percent of recorded cultures. One theory is that kissing arose from various gestures symbolizing the union of souls. For example, Indians believed that the exhaled breath was part of the soul. Therefore, kissing represented the intermingling of souls.
THIS WAS RECENTLY SENT TO ME BY ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE HER AS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS, I AM TRULY BLESSED.... PAULA, THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU GIRL. I HOPE YOU ALL READ AND THINK ABOUT THIS: Two Glasses of Wine When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. O
Anselma/bestel Mar - Rowwen Heze And Los Lobos
Backstabed But Back Up
Sitting at a freinds house and the cell phone rings. The person im subleasing with at the other end saying that I needed to move the landlords orders. Ok fine I pack my stuff and get out and move in with my freind (who live in the middle of nowhere). No Internet no real home I'm screwed. So I dissapear because I have to. I Call my g/f about 3 times before i gave up and started thinking she found someone else. Though I thought about her almost everyday. Then I get the call that the apartment I had been wanting was open so I take it. I started to get back on my feet. Couple of months later after I built my computer I get Internet back. First thing I do is go look for her. I find a mutral freind who tells me he hasnt heard from her. Ok she has moved on I suppose. So I look on the bulliten board and see another freind has posted a bulliten to his place so I go check it out. I meet alot of new people there and when he sees me the first thing he asks is "are you going to dj again" I told him
Bellor Is Handing My Ass To Me!!
Yeah so the contest is well on it's way and i'm getting SPANKED! (and not in a good way) All my love goes out to those who have helped so far, I'm pretty sure i'll make 500 before the end of the day so i'm not worried about that but 1st place is slipping further and further away lol. So if you're bored and you have some time on your hands stop by and help me out if you can, I'll try to return love for all who help!! I'm at about 350 comments or so right now and Bellor is at about 2K lol, I don't expect to catch up but any help is VERY MUCH appreciated! I'm taking a break for a while to chase the boys around. Sponsored by Abby@ fubar Show her some love :) Don't forget I need 500 comments by midnight(CST) TONIGHT or i'm disqualified so bring it on! Click the pic to start comment bombing! @ fubar
Los Lobos - Kiko And The Lavender Moon
Thought For The Day
Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money. - Satchel Paige
And So It Began
God Said, "Adam I want you to do SOMETHING for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill..." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave." Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the
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Link To The Info On Dj Philburgs Carwreck Bulletin :(
In The End I Am Me
in the end I am me Do not judge me on how I look. There is more to me then you will ever know. Do not hate me for the life I was given. As I do not hate you for yours. Do not condemm me for exsisting beneath the moon light. In it there is a beauty that very few can see. I love, I hate, and I dream just like you. I've known both hapiness and sorrow. I have witnessed the miracle of life. I watched in silence as someone I loved died. Helpless to do anything about it. So do not treat me like I'm not human. For I am more human then you will ever realize. I am not evil, and I am not good. To put it simply I am just me, it's all I can be. Stop trying to change me, it does you no good. No matter what you do, when I die I will still be me. Copyright ©2007 Christine L. Youlls
This One Was Wrote For Me By My 12 Yr Old Daughter
My Loving Mother I have a mother who is smart, She really has a good heart, I have a mother, Who cares for others, I have a mother who I love from the bottom of my heart. with all my love you lovein daughter Xuxa keep the smile on your face mom because i do love you .
I'll Be Back In A Week Or Two..
After the last week.. all the bullshit.. and the disappointment.. I'm heading out for a week or two. I've got some family business I need to take care of at my brother's house. He lives out in the country 30 miles north of here. They don't have the internet so I'll be out of touch for at least the next week.
Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them all around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much! That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely... A r e - m y
I Wanna Suck Your Tits So Bad
"I Wanna Suck Your Tits So Bad" This goes out to all of you hot chicks, And I hope, that none of you get mad But ever since I was a young girl, like six, I wanted to suck your tits so bad! I suppose, you can blame my mother, For breast-feeding me, a bit too much But since them tits, I've felt no other, And a lot more tits, I yearn to touch! I do have 5 sisters, who have tits, But they're family and they don't count (not much lol) Instead, I should find a girl sans wits, And it is her tits, that I should mount! If you girls got small ones or big ones, You can bring them to me, I'll be glad And I'll high five you and smack your ass, For bringing me tits, I want so bad!
Harleyradio Jamm To Night 9pm
2. oz. Irish whiskey Tonic water 1. Fill a rocks glass with ice 2. Add Irish whiskey 3. Fill with tonic water 4. Stir 5 Garnish with a twist of lemon lol... goes with the leprechaun on my profile had to post this one. :-D
Ugh, Bad
so I'm going to start with the good stuff. Went on a date last night. gasp... "dating someone in Roanoke" you say. Aye. Nothing serious, in fact I may try to date a couple other guys too, just keeping things real light and fun. So far, this guy is so sweet though. Couple of things I'm unsure about, but at least I've found such a sweet loving guy already. Its nice to have the attention. But yes, for self-unexplained but perhaps more obvious reasons, once you know me, I had gotten a cramp in my neck during this date. Was just a little sore at first, but then by the time I was home and was going to bed, it hurt so bad I was just about in tears. Once I laid down it got worse. Couldnt sleep, just writhe in pain and cry. So eventually my dad met me nearby and took me to the hospital. Seems I had gotten a severe muscle spasm. So now I'm on valium and a pain reliever. Slept like a rock when I went back to my dad's place, but all my muscles are hurting a bit still, just not in th
Broken Me
Broken me if i had one more chane with her one more time to be near her. Broken me that sits here with out her the love that we had i thought it would last for ever. Broken me i can not cry because i know that is weekness in my eyes. Broken me i am here thinking about u 3 years later. Broken me i am still in love with you and i don't know how to let anyone eles in. Broke me i feel dead in said with a broken heart that can not be fixed. Broken me this is how it will be.
Irregular Eeg Results
Ive got a ton to blog about, been meaning to since thursday but even.. thinkin about some of it stressed me so i havent yet. Later tho. Today i had my follow up appointment for my MRI and my EEG at the neurologist. My brain itself looks fine on the MRI. but My EEG showed difuse slowing of the brain waves. Something about it being either vascular or metobolic. Ive gotta fast tonight so i can go get a shitload of blood work done in the morning to check my liver and thyroid and toxins and whatever else she said that I cant rememebr right now. I guess the slowing can be caused by numerious things, we just have to figure out what. My aunt who came to the appointment says to me to be amusing "well... its in your head, but atleast its not all in yoru head" [its not all mental theres somethign physical too] heh. i dont really know that im any more.... relieved to find out its not just mental[anxiety/panic] cuz atleast the mental was somethign ive delt with before. bleh. B
Sorry i havent been on i have been real sick and in the hospital on and off for the last few weeks. I will be back on soon so everyone pray for me and hope i come back soon
In Dreams
In dreams, I see your face and feel your hand upon my cheek. In dreams I touch you softly and kiss your sweet lips. In dreams, I hold you close to me, basking in the warmth and tenderness of your passionate embrace. In dreams I have eternity to show you what you mean to me... I long for a way to bring dreams into daylight, to see them linger before my opened eyes...
Competitions & Contests
My daddy always taught me you didn't solve a problem by running away from it,but by running into it head-on....why do people hold these bloody contests if they're going to whine and cry over who wins..... Is bombing illegal on this site???If it is then we need to stop,but if it's not listed in the "Bible" then the people who don't have bombers behind them either need to make friends with some,start their own bombing squad,or shut the hell up if they're out gunned by people with family who care.... Somebody needs to let me know if it states anywhere that "bomb" squads are forbidden on here....
Update On Glo
She went to her doctor today and got her ct results.They found a mass in her stomach and dont know what it is or what it is from.She has to get further testing done wendsday and maybe go to the ER before then since they said it could be bleeding in her stomach from the wreck.Thats all we know right now we will keep you posted.
Aren't People Odd?
People can be very strange. Life can be strange. In fact, sometimes I think the entire human race is pretty fucked up. A lot of people claim to live together before marriage as a way of testing the relationship first to see if it will work because they don't want to get married only to end up divorced. And, in theory, that sounds right. Yet statistics tell us that couples who live together before they get married are 3 times more likely to get divorced than couples who do not live together before they get married. Weird, huh? I know this guy...he and his girlfriend live together...bought a house together...and have a child together....but they are not "ready" to get married. They live together, have a child and are making the single biggest purchase any person can make in their lifetime...and they are not ready to get married? WTF else is left? What the hell are they waiting for? My parents never smoked or drank alcohol. And they looked down on smoking and drinking, considering t
Self Explanitory
Listen to the song, can't say it any better than that. Music Video: Bittersweet by (The Rasmus) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone
Soooo...Today was a relatively good day at work. I got major kudos from my boss today. (In case you dont know - Thats a reallllllly goood thing!!!) I may also be getting a new position in a matter of a few weeks!!! We shall see. Soooo - Pleaseeeeee do not spoil my good mood for me!!!! Can anyone make me happier? lol
Comment Bombing Program
yay.. i found one that has a 7day free demo. go me. hehe shout at me if you're interested in the link.
Allways Smile
if u have troble u dont have to be sad smile allways think about u want the most and u will get it.maybe not today not tomorrow(depends on what u want)but one day u will get it and u will be happy.all that matters its to not worry if u have a bad day.think about what u like what you would do.change opinion about urself.think that u are the best from the best and u will be.all that matters is that u know what u want and never give-up. now i go to sleep but i promisse i ll write more:) kisses
Oh Yea
isn't it cool when someone has the same outlook on life as you do? I think its amazing to have a hunch and then watch things unfold the way they did for me today..... No Games No Bullshit just straight up "it is what it is" like it or leave it... i think i like it ;) yum~
Blonde Joke
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect. "Easy, " she replied. "He only has one eye." The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him. "He only has one ear, " was her answer. "What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer." After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses." This took the chief by surprise. He looked real
So I thought about what I wanted outta life and the answer to the question would be that I really am not sure. I know that I am in love and the fact that I am next to impossible to getting pregnant makes me cry. I am sad and worried that I will never again have a chance to have another child. I know that I want another child more than anything, but the simple fact that I can't get pregnant without help makes me so depressed. How could someone want to be with me and know that I can never have kids again. It is a 1 in 10.000 chance that I can even get pregnant. So what is a woman like me to do when in the last year alone she lost her one and only son to natural causes. All the pastor said is some bullshit about the time of life and how his time was up. BULL FUCKING SHIT!!! He was 10 months old for fucking crissakes. Who is to judge the determinacy of a full life. Surely not me but he was my angel and best friend. I am not sure how I keep going because in truth, I feel like a quiter, and
Chili 1 lb. ground beef 1 onion, chopped 1 green pepper, chopped 1 1/2 tsp salt 1 tbsp. Chill powder 2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 29-oz. can of tomato sauce 3 16-oz. cans crshed, or stewed, tomatos 6 oz. can tomato paste 2 cups grated cheddar cheese 1. Brown meat in skillet. Add onion and green pepper halfway through browning process. Drain. Pour into slow cooker. 2. Stir in remaining ingredients except cheese 3. Cover. cook on High 3 hours, or Low 7-8 hours. 4. Serve in bowls topped with chedder cheese *this is good over rice too. This is really good after a hard day working in cold weather, if you work outside.
Dear Employees
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the F___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting B__ch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the F___ do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasibl
~girls~ What Anime Soul Do You Have?
You scored as dark/deep soul, You have a rather dark soul, yet it doesn't have to mean that you are evil. You can see your body, but you can't find your soul. You are searching for something to make you feel alive.You are very deep, in the way you think, speak, and your perception and understanding of this world. Deep inside, all you really want is love. (hey girls- here's somethin fun u can do- take the guy anime soul quiz and answer the questions the complete opposite of what you would answer for yourself- the result should b ur perfect type boyfriend, after all, opposites attract! ^ ^)quiet/calm/cool/collected soul100% dark/deep soul100% shy/quiet/caring soul83% sanguine/bright/beautiful soul75% sweet/kind/gentle/ soul67% tomboy/skater gurl/born 2 b wild soul33% ~girls~ What anime soul do you have? (great pics and detailed summary)created with
Attn All Friends/family
I'm sorry to say my computer has officially gone to compuheaven. The motherboard went out last weekend. My access to a computer will be sporadic until I get mine repaired or replaced. Thanks everyone for your understanding! ~Hugs~ to All! Joann
How Many?
How many? Times will i be able to hate you so little? How long can i try to hide all in which i have never feeled inside? How is it that i love you so yet when i tell you it rips my heart out. but when i hide it more and more i am torn apart. As if my soul has been sliced into two. The part for you and then all the rest of me. How many times will this all make me crazy. Why is it that only you could do this to me? Walk in my dreams. Snatch my heart. Only to haunt my mind for eternity. As will I wonder why was it not to be? Was it choice that purposly overlooked these feelings? Or was all this just make believe? How many time can a heart break? How much can it take? Until reaching one's insanity from all mistakes. How many years will it take until i can get over you? so much in my heart. out of all your hit was the hardest as when i fell onto your knife that pierced the sky the day my heart bled for you and cried. As the reddest of skies covered our eyes. As to my heart had i said good
Well we've been married since January 19th 2007. We now finally have the money to go on our honeymoon. Grandma and Pa are taking Andrew (our son) the weekend of Oct. 20th The hubby and I are going to Frankenmuth!! I've been there once before but was kinda rushed thru it so couldn't really enjoy it. We got a hotel for the night! the camra is going to be fully charged for lots of pictures. I can't wait 24 more days!!!!!
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Oh No!!!!
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. \'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,\' the biker says. \'I didn\'t think you\'d CRY.\' \'I can\'t stand to see a man crying.\' \'This is the worst day of my life,\' says the little guy between sobs. \'I can\'t do anything right.\' \'I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don\'t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.\'
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How Life Is
I Believe... I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and
I Want A Damn Man! Please Read It!
Guys, I want some comments. Yeah, this is mostly venting, but I still want comments. I want a man, not a stupid slack-jawed idiot. I want to actually be the lady in the relationship. I'm all for gender equality, but come on. The lady paying for everything!? Thats not right! I want the guy to have a job, thats not some fly-by-night-might-still-have-it-tomorrow kind of job. I don't care if it's a restaurant job or a mechanic job, but something that will last. I don't want a guy who has a job for a few weeks and then either gets fired or quits. I'm more than willing to pay for dates and drive and pay for gas, but it would be nice to be taken out on dates too. I want someone who understands romance and being sweet. I mean, would it kill you to buy flowers for no reason, or to pay attention to what we like and just randomly buy it? Guys, you don't have to go all out to be romantic. We don't require rose petals all over the place with candles lit and a bath drawn, even th
Most Of My Friends Are Guys And This Is Why...
I dont have many friends that are girls because 90% of them are dumb asses. I never go out I stay at home with my kid everyday of my life. If you know me you know that I dont do drugs I rarely drink and that I have my kid everywhere I go. I might have a free night a few times a year. Despite this dumb ass bitches still feel the need to talk about me. I dont purposely see another girls man but if I do why get mad at me? Im not your babys daddy, Im not the one who has broke your trust, Im not commited to you in any way.If you cant keep your man at home thats your problem, maybe you should spend less time talkin bout me and more time tryin to please your man. Why does girls always get mad at the other girl and their man gets away with it? They will hate me whether I really did it or not for the rest of my life so how could they go on lovin their man? Half the girls in this town hate me and Im glad they do cause I live in reality and they clearly dont. If you got a man you dont trust guess
-morning Secks-
Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?" Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it! It goes like this: Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!" Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell; bruise eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!! Robert asked, "Man, what happened to you?!" Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem." Well, what poem did you tell her? Tyrone said: "Fat ass, Fat ass, eyes like a fro
Givin Me Lip....
so everyone who said the cowboys didnt have the game to beat the bears and said that i didnt know shit.... suck my balls :) i told u chicago cant stop the pass.... they didnt... i told u chicago was gonna turnover 2+ times.... they turned it over 3 times... i told u dallas would walk over chicago.... yea... dallas 34... chicago 10. so when ur ready to get schooled again, please lemme know :D
What I Am Looking For
I am looking for a little LUST!!! I need a companion for next years Dragoncon and I want it to be "LUST" If I can not get a Lust, I would gladly take a Winry in replacement. If your confused as hell reading this, ask me, watch the show, or just stay lost. Your choice :) But if you know what I mean and you go to Dragoncon, I am all ears if you think you have what it takes to be my "LUST"
In My Mother's Eyes
Got my mother's eyes and my father's hair. Does anybody really care? It's gettin' cold out here. Well, I keep walkin' with my head held high, with my head to the sky, with my mother's eyes. And my mother's eyes are with me in the darkness that's been paid for. I'm just a nameless stranger, don't know why. Have I seen all that I could? Have I seen more than I should with my mother's eyes? And my mother's eyes are with me in the chilly winds of autumn. If I ain't here by winter, she'll know why. I've seen all that I dare. I've seen more than my share. Forgive me if I stare with my mother's eyes.
Finally! Work Even If It Is Part-time
I got a call this afternoon to come in for a pee test and complete the paperwork for part-time cashier at Sam's Club in Customer Service. I passed the background check; as if. By the time I get to work it will be almost 2 months and when I get paid over 2 months since last time. At least this news means my nervous breakdown will be on hold. Send the luv, I really need it.
Some Advice
When playing paintball, kept your mouth shut.. a mouthfull of paint does not taste too good lol. Took me 3 cans of soda and about an hour to get rid of the taste. Vegetables might taste better! lol So its BAD!!!!
Only A Guy -- Tazer Gun Antics!
ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary submitted this... Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little "something extra" for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against flesh or a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the p
From A Great Day To Crap!
How does a day go from being great to not so great? I worked all morning and got my project finished and was feeling really good. I was talking to Martin and we were cut off by MSN yet again. Or, he got mad at me, I am not sure? I hope it was msn and not the other. I was all dressed and looked nice to go out to dinner and then Peter calls me to tell me that I would be the only woman if i went, the other person backed out. So, I decided not to go since it was going to be a business dinner and I didn't want to sit there with a bunch of men. So me looking cute was for nothing! Instead of going out to a nice dinner, I had take-out and get to work on Quickbooks since I was given the disk and I have to return it in the morning. So I am home alone yet again. Yes, my kids are here but they are off playing right now. Sorry if this is a little "oh poor me", I was just all excited earlier and it is as if my bubble was burst. By whom? Pick a person. Ciao~
Subject: Why Sentence Structure Is So Important
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Kelly or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Kelly came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Kelly, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
Fangs Anyone....?
Along with web design, I also have a member of the staff that makes custom fangs out of DENTAL acrylic NOT Nail acrylic. They are molded to fit your teeth and no adhesive necessary. Also, they are shaded to match the color of your teeth. They last up to 10 years if taken care of correctly. So it is an investment that will last you a LOOOOONG time. They do not look like the long, bulky, fake looking, bad B rated movie fangs. They have the same smoothness and shine in the end as your real teeth. No unnecessary chemicals, just buffed extra smooth. For more info, or to set an appointment, call the number or email me at We can create sets from a dental mold via mail. Just ask us about it. Anyone in the Metairie, New Orleans, Baton Rouge areas, call and set an appointment and it takes minimum 15 minutes, maximum depends on the set that you want. :)
Marine Corps 11 General Orders
There are 11 general orders that apply to interior guard duty that each and every Marine is required to know and memorize. These general orders become a part of every Marine during basic training where they are repeated over and over until memorized. If you are a future Marine, it's a good idea to go ahead and memorize these general orders as it will only make things easier for you. General Order 1: To take charge of this post and all government property in view. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 2: To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 3: To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 4: To repeat all calls f
I lie still in the Earth. Awaiting a moment of clarity and hoping that time will open a door into a place of like-minded persons. Where have they gone? What has happened? Is my time no longer of value? The time comes and goes and the Earth lies still waiting... I lie still and wait...
Why And Why Not
My blogging gap hasn’t been as long this time. Spending time with my son. My daughter is still living with my mother. They seem to be getting along for not which is good I hope that they will continue to get along. Found out some things that I’m not really happy about and also was not surprised to find out. My family immediate and extended if all brought together would make for a seasons worth of TV shows, well my cousin already did that and only really just touched the surface of things. I may start doing a high lights of my family thing. I think the classic was when the peacemaker got a restraining order on the beta unit. If you don’t know who they are sorry, you’ll have to pull out your handy dandy invisible don decoder ring. For those of you how haven’t yet received your invisible don decoder ring you’ll just have to ask who is who. Meanwhile back at the invisible fortress things are just dandy. I have one thing going on at work that has me a bit confused
so im getting ready to start school. ill be getting my bacheors degree for graphic excited. i love art. and ive wanted to do this forever now, and im finally getting around to attending the art institute of pittsburg online. but yea...i cant wait till my classes start!
Cell Phone #'s Going Public
Cell phone numbers going public tomorrow...................... REMINDER....all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls. .....YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222 or It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number. HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS. It take about 20 seconds.
Show Me Make Me Feel!
Dieing for that touch For the feel of your lips on mine the passion the hunger wanting to feel your arms Needing your hands on me all over the very depths of my soul the desire, the want felt Show me how much you miss me The love that you hold within All the words that you can not speak Let me feel with the warmth The muscles in every curve of your body The tension felt with the hunger The release of relaxation that u desire touch me.....kiss me......hold me feel the want...the desire...the passion I want you to know all that is felt with in my soul, with in my heart i want you to know how much love I have for you on any givin star give me you, all of you scared, yes i know we both are but fuck me, make love to me hold me forever in your arms.
Where Have U Been My Love ?
With the hole night sky dark as black, I lay to sleep dreaming Of you how you are and I think on how,the stars are envys on how beautiful your eyes shine brighter then them. As the roses are nothing compaird to your smile when you are happy I see you as a shineing ray of light gideing me though what I need in life hopeing to hear the sweet sound of your voice to touch your hand feel you even if for a moment. Where have you been my dear love how come i cant see you I want to be near you and feel your heart next to mine a love that with stands all that that has been stood up even with everything thorwn at is, is a love that last forever where have you been my love ?
Man asks his wife if he can CUM in her ear...She says NO I might go deaf....Man replies....I CUM in your mouth all the time and you never shut the fuck up!!!!
Dumb Dicks
Why do men have dumb dicks!? They have a head with no brain, that hangs around with two nuts and lives around the corner from an asshole
My Myspace Sites
Since you all are asking here is the link to my myspace sites! Come on over and add me!!!!!!
Wild Me
Talk about a mental and emotionally drained. Dealing with my childrens father is just that. He has changed his mind and how he felt about me and our family more times than a girl changes hers about what outfit to wear or about what they want to eat. He is worse about that and takes longer to get ready than any of my friends. I am so glad that I have all the friends and support that I have. I haven't gone back to work yet, but everyone who knows has been there and helping out and letting me vent. Soon I will find a man that has me in his world and actually helps support me and my kids even though they were fathered by some man that can barely take care of himself. Someone that is ready to settle down and have a family and that knows what he wants in life and isn't just test driving women like another man who sees women just as a bunch of cars trying to find the right fit. Come on! I don't want another child I need to raise i'd rather have a full grown man who has a job and his own pl
Little Kids Are A Blessing
Today I had a pretty bad start to the day and I got on my bus to pick up my children for headstart and I was a wreck. I just didnt think I could focus. I picked up my aide and everything was still not focusing. I picked up my first child and he came on and looked me straight in the eye as I said good morning and he came up to me and gave me a hug and said ms. Teresa I really love you your the best bus driver I will ever have and I just wanted to burst into tears. I love my children on the bus they always tell it like it is and I can't ask for anything better because they always know when your feeling good or bad and they always have those questions for u. That just made my day. I always look forward to my bus runs. The children always seem to make my day. I hope that I live to see these children grow up and someday I just might graduate to a bigger bus. Thanx for reading this everyone.
New One
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My Husband Is Sorry
my husband posted a bulliten today about fubar and he is sorry about it...he got his priviliges taken away such as commenting and i said he is sorry for it all and he wanted everyone to jenn here is my husband HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real husband to Angel1111)@ fubar
~ Illegal Immigrants To Be Granted Drivers License In New York ~
It is Never gonna end. Illegal immigrants to be granted drivers license in New York 9/23/07 (AP) - New York will allow illegal immigrants who have a valid foreign passport to get a driver's license, with a goal of bringing "people out of the shadows" into American society, Gov. Eliot Spitzer said Friday. New York has between 500,000 and 1 million undocumented immigrants, many of whom are driving without a license and car insurance or with fake driver's licenses, Spitzer said at a news conference announcing the executive order. "They no longer need to hide and pretend they are not here," said Spitzer. "We will not become part of what is propagated on the federal level that if we don't admit they are here then we can somehow not provide services. That is bad policy." Under the new policy, immigrants - regardless of their status - will be permitted to provide a current, verifiable foreign passport in applying for a license. The policy will be phased in over time beginning
~ If You Store Your Kids Pics Online, Watch This ~
Mom takes action after finding sons pics on pedo site 9/22/07 Winnipeg Flickr photo share site is scalped for childrens images.As long as they are not pornographic it is legal.
The Kitchen Bitch
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.' Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... 'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.' She heard her little darling continue...'For those of you just boarding, rem
Who Has Your Heart?
1] Who has your heart? my chest 2] How did you wake up this morning? like normally >.> 3] Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset? set 4] Are you wearing any non clothing items? nope, and no clothes either hahahaha 5] What did you do last night? sleep 6] Do you always lock your door? YES!! I'm paranoid lol 7] Do you like to give hugs? no >.> 8] Did you brush your teeth this morning? noooooooooo i never do lol 9] Have you ever been on the radio? yup 10] What did you drink today? rum, lol j/k juiceeeeeee 11] Do you like honey? sure 12] What's the last thing you broke? plate last week :( 13] Do you know the date? umm, 19 14] Where's the last place you went shopping? grocery store 15] Did you sing at all today? yup 16] When's the last time you cried? forever ago 17] How many letters are there in your last name? 6 xD...7 in French xD lol 18] When did you go swimming last? omg before I hit puberty 19] Do you love anyon
So How Are You?
1. So how are you? horny 2. If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you would do? finger my pussy! lol 3. Have you ever crawled through a window? yessssss 4. Where is your dad? home? 5. Morning or night person? Night 6. What was the last movie you watched? uhh dunno? 7. Favorite number? 69 8. Any cool scars? no 9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first? their vaginas 10. What do you do when no one is watching? masturbate 11. Ever been in love? no 12. How's life going for you? EH 13. What is your curfew? none 14. Do you talk a lot? no 15. Do you pick ur nose? all the time! 16. What's your worst personality flaw? none lol :P 17. Would you marry for money? ok 18. Could you live without a computer? FUCK NO! 19. If you could live in any past time period, when would it be? 1940's or 1960's-70's 20. Do you drink enough water? never lol 21. Do you wear shoes in your h
If I Had
If I had time to play a game it would be with you. if I had time to have fun it would be with you. If I had time to take a picture it would be of you. f I had time to love it would be you. If I wanted to see beauty if would be with you. If I had a smile it would be for you. So now that you know how I feel, come sit with me and lets me show you what I can mean to you. Written 9/24/2007 Madusa
My Friends....
To all my friends old and new i would like to computer has been in the shop and i havent been able to respond or give love back except through my cell phone, which sux, But i have missed u all and i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fw: Fw: A Great Salesman (unclassified)
(Oldie but goodie) An old man from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The Manager says: 'Do you have any sales experience?' The guy says: 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota .' Well, the boss liked the guy and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow, I'll come down after we close and see how you did.' His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The guy says: 'One'.. The boss says: 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The guy says: '$101,237.65'. The boss says: '$101,237.65....what the heck did you sell?' The guy says: 'First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook
After Curiously Prying The Hard Drive Case Open...
found out that it was formatted for a mixed Mac/PC system, and this is ok for me- to a point. Only to a point- if I try to transfer files that contain special characters (é or even "?" !) - I get not one error, not two, not three but -50 of them. So, reformatted the drive as a Mac HFS+ drive, and will start what may be 20-plus hours worth of file transfer tomorrow. (Or not- not going to transfer most of the applications and some other data. We'll see. I am somewhat the packrat though.) Night! Eric
I Hate My Life
hey u know thesaying that u can always trust and animal more than a person that is was one of the most true things in the wor ld and i should know the meaning best and plus animals don't leave unless forced or unless somethings happens i wish people could just be more like animals i am so sicking tired of people and there shit they do i think it also much easier to talk to animal then a person i just wish i din't feel this way maybe i would have more friends but i can't help it.
Life, Love, And Death
This life is what you make of it, You could be the happiest person or feel like shit, Life isn't as bad as people think, But life moves so fast its hard to blink, Love is an extension of life you do it and you lose, Supposedly you get one person forever but who?, This is the tricky part you continue to pour your heart out just to reveal another failed try, All seem successful for a period of time but always end in the same goodbye, Death is frightening to most and embraced by others, It always occurs one way or another, Some are afraid of dying alone some are afraid of death as a whole, Some have experienced connection between 2 souls, Why do we continue to try the impossible?, Keeping someone happy when your dead isn't possible, You can't really be with someone forever because Death interferes, One day your partner will leave and never come back here. -You know me
Md & I On The Raven Stake Show 9/24
Losing Myself
Losing myself Have you ever felt that you are losing yourself? I've been here seven years now, and I feel there's a part of me that I'm losing. It's weird, I get up in the morning look at myself in the mirror, and I see someone that I don't know anymore. I knew who I was, and where I came from. I mean when I was the young airman, it was speak your mind and you'll get things changed or at least find out why we are doing the things we are. Now it's come to the point where I just play the game of shut up and color. Something I never thought I would ever do. It seems to be getting worse, the longer I stay here, the more time they have to make me into one of them. "A yes person" okay come on, you know what a "yes person" is everyone has them. It's the people who suck up to the big shots in the work place. That's something I don't want, but I'm finding myself doing. Before I would just say "fuck that!" and now it's more of "yes sir I'll get right on that" I could put all the blame to
Well what can I say. Life is pretty ok for me right now. School's going great I've been taking appointments since the begining of September. So if you live near Omaha, and are in need of some hair assistance lol. Let me know. Come check me out! I love building my clientel and meeting new people. Let's see...what else...Oh yea I've completely given up on relationships at this point. You can only be hurt/screwed over/walked on SO many times before you open your eyes and say "Hmmm something about this isn't right". And I've reached that point. I deserve a hell of a lot better than that, and I've come to the relization that it's not impossible to wait until someone who actually deserves me and all of my awesomeness comes around. ;) Anywho. Besides being super busy with school, I've been staying busy doing the volunteer firefighting and rescue thing. I love it. I have a blast with my department members. A few weeks ago I went to my first structure fire, and got to do a lot. It was such an a
Alex Jones Warns Of The Dangers Behind Vaccinesadd To My Profile | More Videos
Alex Jones Warns of the Dangers behind VaccinesAdd to My Profile | More Videos Description: Alex Jones Warns of the Dangers behind many of the Vaccines given to us by Governmental Health Authorities, the simple fact that these are purely volentary though if you refuse these Vaccines (Especially in the case of Children) you can often expect intervention from Social Services and in extreme cases find yourself in Court on charges of Child Abuse or Willfull Neglect regardless of the Volentary Label Vaccines such as the MMR here in Britain are Volentary though Quietly Compulsory .(Paradox Central or what?), despite growing fears of links with Autism and other Severe learning disabilities, just look at the growing influx of World wide ADHD cases and think seriously about whether or not these are isolated cases or indeed engineered by the very Authorities that administer such Vaccines. The fact that if you wish your child to have the Vaccines administered seperately, it can cost hundreds
If you were in my eyes for one day You could see the full beauty of the joy I find in your eyes And it isn’t magic or loyalty If you were in my heart for a day You would have an idea Of what I feel When you hold me strongly to you Heart to heart, Breathing together Protagonist of your love I don’t know if it’s magic or loyalty If you were in my soul for a day You would know what is inside me That I fell in love At that instant, together with you And what I sense It’s only love.
Suddenly Love
The wind that softly blows Tonight is changing my destiny And I feel that my heart will be surprised Once again Life has more sense, now If I watch this immense sky And the loving moon will brighten up with me And will be... Suddenly Love, like the sea Flooding my heart and my soul And will save me It will be natural like breathing And the air will talk me of you Now everything is different I breathe of you in the universe Your eyes are two stars in the darkness Suddenly Love, like the sea Flooding my heart and my soul And will save me It will be natural like breathing And will be true love healing my heart Will rise the Light inside of me!
2 Souls
I want to hold you, your body against mine. I want to touch you, you're so close to me. I want to kiss you, your lips against mine. I want to explore you, my eyes caress you. I want to have you, our souls together..
Another School
well as usual the military is sending me to another school this on is in indy for two week to learn aboth te Rolls-Royce C250C30R3 engine in the OH58 Delta Kiowa Warrior. well get to see someone special and she know who she is miss you babydoll
Hymn Of Love
The blue sky can tumble down upon us And the earth can also collapse It doesn't matter, if you love me I don't care about the entire world As long as love floods my mornings As long as my body trembles beneath your hand These problems don't matter My love, since you love me I would go to the end of the earth I would dye my hair blonde I would go take down the moon I would go steal a fortune If you asked it of me I would disown my country I would disown my friends If you asked it of me People can have a good laugh at me I would do anything If you asked it of me If one day life tears you from me If you die that you be far from me It doesn't matter, if you love me Because, me, I will die also We will have eternity for ourselves In the great blue immensity In the sky, no more problems My love, do you believe we love each other God reunites those who love each other
The Dance
My tongue will perform a glorious waltz Gliding smoothly over the dance floor Of your precious body; Barely touching, yet wanting so much more. The steps to that delicious dance Will be performed so effortlessly, And your body will respond in rapture As it will only for me! Each step will produce a glorious erotic moan As you began to lose all control, Losing yourself to the rhythm that will make you feel whole! I will perform the dance so totally Paying careful attention to each step, Because a dance of Love is an art that many Lovers misstep! They don't attach enough importance to the act of pleasuring their mate! Until the relationship finally crumbles Meeting its untimely fate! And so, My Beautiful Baby, One thing will always be true: I will spend the remainder of my days Pleasing and Loving you and only you!
Sheik Swingin'low Wants You!
I've added my 11th to the Sheik Swingin' Low Family! My very own 'Good Luck Charm'!!! I found her as I was running my fingers through her clover patch ;) lol I also have 9 other beautiful ladies who I have given positions to so far... a nanny, for my cyber babies (yes I have 5 now, twins and triplets lol see appropriate folder for pics ;)), a personal massuesse, specializing in tongue massages, my personal (and voluntary) slave, my personal caddy (Ball washer ;)), a lovely interior decorator who has a beautiful interior (and exterior) herself, my very own tailor making sure things are always a snug, tight fit ;) my personal model (I'm a sucker for a corset), a milk maid (always fresh) my very own personal cigar roller (you should see how she rolls my 'cigar'!) and last but not least... my very own good luck charm! :P Don't worry Sheik Swingin' Low has a position to put you in! *wink* lol I am 'Hiring Help'!!! Think you have what it take
Move Over Chuck Norris I Have A New Hero!
I would like to feel your pain as I bestow pleasure upon you I would like to think we've both something to gain from being together, for a night, or two. I would imagine that it'd be enlightening to be Able to be free for a time I can envision a place where is the basis where every movement seemingly rhymes. I can imagine the screams, the crying out loud, the rapture of what I could provide... I dream of tasting your soft, precious skin while momentum can capsize, and subside.. Oh, and yet I yearn for a moment of bliss in where we share a kiss; a feeling like this would send me to my knees, lover smothered in pleasure; rediscovering why to you I surrender... Let us not forget the heart of the endeavor- to fulfill needs, to make each other beg "please" to hear each other breathe and make the other believe that a wonderus moment can occur for both parties involved- its our problem to come on..let's evolve.
Thanks Everyone
Thanks to everyone who helped me tonight, I am tryin to get to all of you to return the love, but there were alot of you, so its takin me a little time... plus I'm running out of rates real fast, so some peeps may have to wait til tomorrow...doesn't mean I wont get to you, cause I will.
Bank Account
Bank Account A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged .... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided t
Come To Me
Come to me.... Undress my skin Feel my heart beating Lick my pain away I will do the same....... Kiss my lips And taste the blood Forget the shame Bite me;Tease me..... Let me feel your nails in my flesh... Let me feel you And make me feel Alive!!!
He has such a way with words... You smile...yet you don't comprehend him. But you know it's compassionate. And it's what you've been longing to hear... For such a long time.
21 Tips To Remember
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements
New Light
in ur eyez i see a new lite , one whos future is very brite, smiles from an angel, lights up the room, takes away my sadness, chases away the gloom, ur friendship I will alwayz treasure, in ur heart i want to measure, bring u joy ,happyiness -n- pleasure be there for u alwayz and 4 ever you havent known me very long , so i thought id write this lil song, to tell u how u make me feel my heart inside , it wants to squeal. the first time i saw u , didnt know what to do thought my heart Xploded and id turn blue. ur smile warms my soul, ur eyes see thou me if i didnt know better id say u already knew me. if i ever have the chance to make u mine id jump up on it,no waste of time, for u are the brightest lite i see my future goddess i wish ud be. G.K To xxSpookShowBabiexx
Lil Bit
a lil bit of love goes a long way sunshine in ur morning and britness in your day a lil bit of caring showing and sparing your actions speak for you your lite shines right on thou a lil bit of emotion can put even the deadest heart into motion a lil bit of heaven is what you are with love like urz ill never be far just look inside ur heart , and their i will be waiting and loving U 4 eternity G.K 9-5-06
Lights Off
I am going to turn off the light so i can think of you and, like this, allow my imagination to soar there, where anything is possible, where there are no impossibilities what does it matter if i am living on illusions if im happy like this? how i will embrace you, how much i will kiss you my most ardent longings, ill fulfill in you i will devour your lips, and fill myself with you and, thats why, im going to turn off the light so i can think of you
My Blessing
every day i count my blessingz and that includes you you walked into my world I didnt know what to do everything about you moves my very soul now my mind and heart are racin outta control not sure where you came from not sure when you will go all i know is this feelin comes from my very soul if god made a match for everyone i think i just found mine from just a look from you can send shiverz down my spine you tantalize my sences and brought a beat back to my heart the only thing that scares me iz the day you want to part the way you make me feel i can not explain you take away the sufferin you numbed up all the pain a best friend to you i will always be to me it feels like your my destiny . G.K 4-28-07
So Empty Without Love
So Empty Without Love I've come to realize in my life how important things really are to me. When you have a friend who is your lover and soulmate how you hold them true to yourself; without them you realize how empty and cold your world really is when there gone from your life,I've come to realize this about love I want it and need it comeback to me love. Poem By: Charles L. Nelson
Domination Of Your Soul
Lurking, stalking in the night. Once were blessed Now fall from flight. Death be done No longer fight Hell on earth All kill in spite. Domination of your soul Are you in control Is someone else mastering you Look in your eyes and see straight thru Hatred moves on thru the land Greed and envy go hand in hand Destruction of what's left of man Feast on there blood Scorch their land. Domination of your soul Are you in control Is someone else mastering you Look in your eyes and see straight thru Darkness rules, the sons of man All was planed before man began A thousand years he will reign, Feeding from our suffering and pain. Domination of your soul Are you in control Is someone else mastering you Look in your eyes and see straight thru G.K 1-12-07
Times Of New
Times of new ,fade to past,Party harty ,live but fast day in ,day reason to be,nothing left but hurt thats resides inside me. Emptiness is all i feel,Pain inside ,all left thats real. fade to black ,no intention of coming back. life is hell ,and hell is real ,numbness id pay to feel. horrid awaking ,sleep with no dreams,is something wrong ? or so it seemz. another day another death ,why we must we take a next breath? hurt each another,no reason,no quilt. what kind of world is this we built? values have deminished, thingz keep up , we will all be finished. G.K
Holy Hate
Holy Hate , never contenplate ......your fate. destruction of man , haznt just began . centuryz old , Storiez from timez of old. nothing left to behold . world full of people cold . Holy Hate ....Hell iz all our fate , disgraced by our race , you will never see the masterz face . evil lurkz within , joy iz to sin ... Our pleasure iz hiz pain ..what in heaven iz there to gain? Sin to win , love to hate, how much longer must we wait ? day by day , evil grows stronger , shouldnt be to much longer . Planet growz sicker , look around ...getz quicker n quicker. Holy Hate .....wont discriminate take us all , and join the legions that shall fall. the time iz here indead , watch your enemiez , as they bleed . Hatred , envy and Greed is the bread on which we feed . G.K
Known You
Thought I known you Guess I didn't My life wasn't Suppose to have you in it The things that you made me feel Were all just a act You can't even figure out yourself How to act. Childish games are all that's left. Childish I guess is where you're still at. Now I can't even call you a friend? All feelings for you Now come to an end. G.K 12-22-06
Wow I cant really believe I've been here a year already..and hmm still single even on here.. lol..Anyway Happy one year anniversary to me:D
What Good ?
What good iz a heart when theirz no one to love you what goods a soul when theirz no one above you inside my emptiness Outside myself Inside my lonelness all i have is myself no one to hold me no one to care no one to love me or in love which to share why do i bother i just dont know wish theze dam feeling would decide just to go nothing to live for and nothing to die for nothing to laugh for and nothing to cry for cause nothingz waitin for me outside my door G.K 9-10-06
Unwanted Burden
It is all getting out of hand, There's only so much a person can take. I'm falling apart piece by piece, I'm so fragile, so easy to brake. I'm getting weaker day by day, My blood just can't stay beneath my skin. New emotions keep arising, I'm so confused; so helpless within. My tears spill so easily, Simple things leave me completely broken. Leaving would be my best bet, I just get in the way; an unwanted burden.
I Wanna Love You
I wanna Love You Is love Really what We All desire? But How can One single emotion Or Three little words Really express the Depth of what Is Not There within another Heart Or Soul that lingers Within The Need to hear those Three little Words From you. Can someone Really Want to love you, When all there is Lies And betrayal Behind The doors of Falseness? I wanna Love You, But how Can I When my Heart is dead And Cold. If I was withering Away And All I need was One Single Breath from You, Would You dare to Give Me That one single Breath? So I wanna Love You, But will You always Be There For me, When I reach Out Into the Darkness For you Hand to Guide Me Back home Within arms Of Love? ©2007 Firestar
Don't Focus...
Don't focus on what you lost, but what remains... Don't focus on the pain, but how the pain shaped you... Don't focus on the failure, but on the great lessons the failure taught you... (",)
They Simply Just Understands...
Friends are the best interpreters, b'coz even in silence... even when nothing is said and even if they don't know what happened, they don't ask you questions... They simply just understands... (",)
Wishing For A Hammock...
I LOVE this time of year!!!!Summer and fall are the greatest, but the transition time between summer and fall is the best! There is nothing like this time of the year at night!!! The whether outside is perfect!!! It's not too hot and not too cold! I have officially decided that someday when I have a house of my own....I need a hammock. On a night like tonight there would be nothing better than curling up on the hammock with the one you love on a wonderful night like tonight just looking up at the stars and knowing that you don't need to say anything because a night like tonight needs no words. A night like tonight makes me happy that my porch is right outside the tvroom. On a night like tonight, I want to be outside more than anything, but I also love watching tv and just chilling. I can sit on our porch with a cup of coffee and watch a movie through the windows. It's great...weird...but great!!! Here's to a great summer and hopefully an even better fall/winter!!! I have a good f
Twiseted Heart
Befall thy love my sweet embrace Upon this night thy truth be told Into your arms I wish to race Among the stars my heart doth hold In eyes awakened from thy dreams I see your soul so sound and pure And through the harshness love does bring Sweet ecstasy my heart endures. Come love, my love, upon this night A chance that I should bid you well Inside thy arms I wish to hide Upon thy breath a whisper tell. Distracted am I by thy grace Thy lips the shade of cherry wine Fair porcelain adorns thy face Thy body passion in my mind. I, but a soul unworthy fool For lucky have I come to be Among the stars my heart is ruled Forever my love clings to thee.
Please Help My Girl
As far as most of you know i was locked up in monroe county for bs. The day before i was let out my girl was in a quad accident. she is laid up with a broken back. please pray for her. i never ask anything from people here. thank you
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a GOOD FRIEND LEFT THIS IN AN OFFLINE MESSEGE FOR ME ON YAHOO..FOR THOSE OF U WHO DON'T KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME IS SERENITY..IT WAS MY MOM'S NAME. I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SWEET As I sit here and slowly close my eyes I take another deep breath And feel the wind pass through my body I'm the one in your soul Reflecting inner light Protect the ones who hold you Cradling your inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Tragic visions slowly stole my life Tore away everything Cheating me out of my time I'm the one who loves you No matter wrong or right And every day I hold you I hold you with my inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame whe
Hug Certificate
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This Is About Fubar
To me bouncers and admins have become a bit sexist and have ego trips as they are all better than everyone else i find this happens alot everywhere you go the only difference is this site bans and does stupid shit for the fact that you speak your mind which violates the act of the first ammendment which infacts grants us the right to freedom of speech however it also conflicts with the IPA(Internet Privacy Act) because alot of the bouncers get personal info and give it out without consent of the user nor the participant of this site and thats a very grave crime and i think that a small investigation would really change the way this site thinks cause you cannot tell me that everyone on this site is infact 18+ yrs of age and does follow the rules bouncer or not they are sick, demented, twisted little people, with no ego on or off the cyber world so they try to be cyber world cool and ban someone then degrade there character which also conflicts with another law and people need to just ch
yes id love to dress up for halloween makes it more fun for every one it also delights the children
Being Black In The Workplace
August 18, 2007 - Saturday 2:15 PM - Being Black In The Workplace -- Author Unknown Current mood: awake They take my kindness for weakness. They take my silence for speechless. They consider my uniqueness strange. They call my language slang. They see my confidence as conceit. They see my mistakes as defeat. They consider my success accidental. They minimize my intelligence to "potential". My questions mean "I'm unaware". My advancement is somehow unfair. Any praise is preferential treatment. To voice concern is discontentment. If I stand up for myself, I'm too defensive. If I don't trust them, I'm too apprehensive. I'm defiant ! if I separate. I'm fake if I assimilate. Yet, constantly ! I am faced with work place hate. My character is constantly under attack. Pride for my race makes me, "TOO BLACK". Yet, I can only be me. And, who am I you might ask? I am that Strong Black Person... Who stands on the backs of my ancestor's achievements, with an erect spine pointing to the
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Dance With Me!
I'm a caring and giving person. I put the ones I care about before myself. I feel honesty and fidelity are the foundation of a successful relationship. The ability to communicate is also important to me.... I have sent you my invitation, a note to inscribe on your heart. Don’t jump up and shout, “Yes, this is what I want! Let’s do it!” Just stand up quietly and dance with me. Show me how you follow your deepest desires, spiraling down into the ache within your heart, and I will show you my soul. I will reach inward and open outward to let you feel my heart. Let me feel your kiss of the Mystery, sweet lips on my own, every day. Don’t tell me you want to hold the whole world in your heart. Show me how you turn away from making another wrong without abandoning yourself when you are hurt and afraid of being unloved. Tell me a story of who you are, and see who I am in the stories I live and will share with you. And together we will remember that each of us always has a choice. Don’t tell me
Sweet Slumber
Come to me as I breathe your name unfurl your soul and fly this way Watch my passion light up the sky and guide you to my side this night Touch my eyes, softly closed in sleep the heart in my breast that's yours to keep Kiss my lips and hear the words the desire for you from which I burn Glide deeply into my dreaming mind as you curl around me from behind Loose your hands to cup and caress hard, sweet diamonds in softer flesh Feel me stir as dreams match emotion blending fact and fiction into the sweetest potion Turn my sleeping form within your embrace so you can watch the pleasure dance on my face Your hand slipping down to claim moist heat hear my breath quicken, my faster heartbeat Fingers softly opening the protective folds that hides the treasure you love more than gold No fool's gold, this; a worthless, glittering shine but an endless keepsake to discover anew each time Slipping your fingers inside; softest silky heat a jolt of electr
You Might Be A Redneck Pagan If....
If any part of your invocation of the South Quarter includes any lines from any song by Lynard Skynard....If chewing tobacco is considered a sacred herb.....If part of your rite includes throwing shotgun shells on the fire....If the bell on your alter was ever worn by an animal in a pasture....If the cakes and wine are done with a bowie-knife, a can of Foster's, and a Little Debbie.....If they chose their High Priestess at a wet t-shirt contest....If when your priestess says "Blessed Be" in circle, you respond with "YEEE-HAW!"...If you believe a pentagram is a Western Union message to 5 people....If you bought your chalice at the Piggly Wiggly.....If you buy your incense and candles at Wal-Mart....If you call the God and Goddess by hollerin' "Hey, y'all! Watch me!"....If you call the North Quarter, but what you call it is an inner court secret.....If you can play the "Burning Times" on the banjo....If you carry your ritual sword in your pickup's gun rack.....If you found out your famil
Dear Friends
I just wanted to say Good Morning, and I hope everyone has a good day today!. I finally got up in rank that I have been wanting and today I am going to focus on trying to get back the love that was given, so if I have not fanned or rated you please let me know. Send me an email and I will get back to you..:) So here you go..:) WwW.SparkleTags.Com
Just Found This In My Journal, I Dunno Who It Was For..
your skin your hair your flaws your flair this mask you wear tells me you're real is it true you're the one? tell me, who decides i see through you i feel you too this shit you spew shows me you're real it's true you're the one tell me, who decided you're mine you're right you're mine don't fight.
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Love Story
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite ginger cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table here literally hundreds of his favourite ginger cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a coo
Just Thinking About You.....
thats why i have a steamy little present waiting just for you.. can you guess what it is?let me give you a hint it involves me and you and a quiet evening for two .youll have to wait to find out what else i have in store for you ....
Never Enough Of You
you could give me a kiss that would sizzle to the core.yet i'd not appeased if you gave me a dozen could hold me close to warm this heart red yet youd find that my not fled.. you could visit me at night and please me wth your touch yet came the dawn id want you just as could try something old or something new and inproved yet my hunger for you could kiss me hold me, and vow your love so true but know matter what you do i'll naver get enough of you ..written bye tamera 'countryhottie1976
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Divorce Train Coming Thru
My husbands cheating on me with some little hussy off this damn site. Let the head-lines read first divorce caused by FUBAR! Thanks for the few who have tried talking to me.
Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Dane Cook, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Miss Paltalk Winner, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's once again Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best frankie Goes To Hollywood impression (you know... the 80's thing). It's also Hummer Tuesday, 80's New Wave Tuesday, and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday. Today on the POgram, we're talking to Dane Cook, who is just a movie-making machine, and promoting Good Luck Chuck...who just happens to like sing serious songs. New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a wonderful new pair of perky young boobies for you to check out (Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site): RateMyWOW: Hunter Cherri Congrats to FlightBenefits, who won the first annual/monthly/weekly/dailiy/who knows Miss
I Am Venting
It is the parents job to raise resposible children to be responsile adults.Who in the hell said have fun while your young and omitted 'but be responsible'? Work ethics, time management, multitasking. These are things I am trying to cram into my 14 year olds head.I do not want him to be like the irresponsible adults that I work with. The 18 to 25 year old age group. Show up for work on time everyday. Do not call in unless your dying. Think of the next thing your going to need to do while doing the current thing.Doing three things at one time will not kill you.I AM A LEADER! Why do you think that is? GO to bed on time every night if you cannot get your ass up to be on time for school or work. Shower the night before if you cannt get your ass up on time for school or work. Pick your wardrobe out the night before if you cannot get your ass up on time for school or work. DON'T BE A LAZY ASS! I deal with irresposible "adults" at work so it is frustrating to me to see my son be just like the
Good Morning/good Afternoon, Everyone!
Good grief! Finally got Tim, 16 year old grandson, off to school this morning! Didn't go on Friday or Monday - called the Police liason at the High School yesterday to discuss what to do with Tim!! He's bound and determined to flunk the whole nine yards or get himself kicked out of school!! And I'm done with doing hand to hand combat with teenaged guys, thank you very much! The good Officer never returned my call, as well *snort*!! Taylor and his lip ring are a hit with the girls, lol! The girls have always liked my "moody" musician son - he plays guitar, btw. I can't complain! He's doing well in school this year, thank the Goddess! Now Dakota is something else again, lmao! Decided to shave off his eyebrows last night - yep, I said shave them off, lol! Seems one of his friends made a bet with him - I hope the kid can cough up the $25 or Kota may get a tad hostile! 13 year olds, I swear, lmfao!!!!!! He is doing well at school this year, too. Bellydancing class was long last nig
Word About Friends..ty* Fiesty*!!
word about friends... and life Body: So I got this bulletin and it just fits so much with life right now at this given moment in time. So im reposting it.... You know how some friends, that you dont really care about you dont feel ? (We call those acquaintances) you could even care less about. You know how the good friends you can feel sometimes You know the best friends that you can feel and sometimes hear their thoughts ? but most of all the really best friends are the ones that when you're feeling down, can bring you up. When you're kinda down and they have a whole lot of hyper energy sometimes you can zap a little from. The ones that no matter how you feel make life seem all better. Ok yeah no their name isn't cocaine, lol. That person is probably one of the best friends you will ever have, keep them close and treat them right. Ya never know what can happen. Sometimes life throws unexpected turns at you, well carpe diem [for those who either a) don't know Latin or b) n
Redneck & His Dog
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. Hetied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a coldbeer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who ownedthe dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck replies,"No way dog's in heat---she's cool cause I got 'ER tied under the shadeof the tree." The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to bebred. "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she's nothungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'." Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem tounderstand, your dog wants to have sex!" The redneck looks at him for a moment and says, "Go ahead. I alwayswanted a police dog!"
Naughty App
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Your age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Do you enjoy Oral sex (giving)? 18.Do you enjoy Oral sex (receiving)? 19.Would you have phone sex with me? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? 21.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 22.Num
My mother-in-law was eating walnuts and our daughter wanted to try some. She asked why they called them walnuts, then she said "I know why they call them walnuts." We all went why is that. "Because it's hard like a wall and it's a nut." she said with a smile and was dead serious. lol
Prayer To God This Morn>if We Would Show Love Everywhere At Any Time ,wow!!! What A Wonderful World This Could Be>>>>prayer This Morn.>.
God I want others too see or know in my heart what I know; But we as a people dont all see ., thank you for this day and all you,ve given to us thus far. Help us o Lord to see , hear and to feel ;and know all that you have done; or created unto us. Help man to know they dont own the universe; but are to be coustodians to nuture and protect and love thy creations, here on this earth and in thy skies . May You Bless America always; keep this Nation strong and United .We as a people do love so much, and do die for one another, and well we know the hatred from all over the world; but Because You O Lord are with us ,thru all we endure and we live on strong ;and do fight back and do recover with saddness, and with those innocent lost we make them our focus ,to try to help other countries ,to have a democoracy a we a have or something simular in their lands. > Lord with your help we are blessed and have your love and kindness ; but some people in this country try to te
Sad Day
Six years ago today. My grandmother, and best friend past away. She was my rock. She knew i was pregnant before i did. I could tell her everything. And every year you expect it to get better but it doesnt. I look at my beautiful daughter and wish that my grandmother could be here to enjoy her. She would have loved her to death. She would have loved to go shopping with her. The funny thing is that my daughter talks about her alot. She was only three months old when she did so she never got the chance to actually spend time with her. I believe that my grandmother is here in spirit and that my daughter sees her everyday. I think that as we get older we block those kinds of things out but children don't. So here is to the memory of my grandma who is surely missed by many who loved her and knew her.
Her Name
You wrote your name upon her thigh And looked at me. I wondered why You hurt me so. What demon drew You on to be so not like you? Sometimes it seems you want to cause Me grief, as if to test the loss Of me, to see how much sweet pain You need to feel alive again. I love you, yet I fear a love In which my function is to prove Repeatedly you cannot lose The thing you want but cannot choose. I stay in hopes that you will see Someday you cannot hope to be Both fully loved and fully free, For love comes only mutually
God Children....
So i am still pissed about last night, i got into this huge huge agrument wit my boyfriend...It pissed me off the fact that i came home from work, took my dog out, and left his a$$ a note to where i was and what i was doin..I was at my God daughters house, which is 5 mins down the road...We didn't have any money, and i just got paid...i forgot to leave him some...which was my bad...i gave him money, and he starts yellin why are you cryin...well i was cryin cause i was holdin my lil girl and i hadn't seen her in 3 weeks....Come on now i miss her give me a break...So he yells at me "it's not ur f37kin kid, get over it." I was like oh hell no this motherf37ker did not just say that too me...So i yelled at him told him he had no right to say that to me cause it was f37ked up.....Especially when he has a 16 yr old girl who is not his freakin blood, and he flips about her all the time and wants to go see her...(which i find weird)...but i never say shit cause it is his past ya know...none of
Hit-and-run Drivers
What motivates a hit-and-run driver? Somebody knocked my brother-in-law Todd Sayre off his motorcycle early yesterday morning and, in my wife's words, "left him lying in a ditch like roadkill." He's gone -- his organs will soon be enroute to saving several other lives. Not that it would've mattered much, based on what I've heard about evidence of the impact, but what kind of person can't be bothered to stop and make a damned phone call????? How hard is it to find a phone and dial 911? How do I help my wife through the senseless loss of her baby brother? How do I deal with my own anger at this (for now) nameless, faceless piece of human offal? By what twisted piece of reasoning is this behavior OK?
To Those Involved In The Kdm Bulletin
To everyone involved in this situation. First off I could care a less what he does. This is old news we havent been together in months why all of the sudden this gets brought up is well beyond my understanding.I have left him alone too do what ever he please. So all im asking is for him and whomever else is along with him too leave me alone. As for the well this person is hating on this person and that person is hating on that one well who is it??? Because noone has talked too anyone but 1 person about this since this happened and well shes not hating on anyone. We make bulletins and stickys and then block me from commenting on it. Thats lame as far as it can get. So I cant speak for myself on this as im not allowed. When you got proof bring it on thats all I have asked the whole time is for proof and noone seems too have any. I dont hate on anyone and have not sent anyone too do so. Grow up stop the drama cause thats what this is and move on cause I have..Peace too all and have a gr
Jesse's New Home
Well yesterday I had a total meltdown over what's been happenin' in my house with my dogs. I felt like I needed to find a new home for Jesse to alleviate some stress from my family, from him as well as the other dogs. I really don't need my sweet boy turning into Cujo because his sister is in heat. He is such a good boy under normal circumstances. So one of the girls I go to school with , her grandfather ....who is 86 years old love beagles and still hunts. So that's where he went. He lives right accross the street so i can see him but I think I'm debating on leaving him alone for a while so he gets used to the idea of being there. I hope it all works out. He has always treated all his other dogs well and they live to be old and die of old age....not abuse. So Just keep good thoughts for Jesse, that he transitions well into his new environment.
Meaningless Babble
I am bored so all of you will suffer.. he he. I tried to ponder the meaning of life and came up with better questions. Why is it called a blow job when you suck??? I mean that is a drastic difference ya think. but thinking about it, would be kind of funny to blow one of those things up and make funny balloon animals out of it. sorry... just a thought... kinda baffles the mind like driving on a parkway and parkin in a drive way... makes no damn sense
Ohhh School Is Fun!
I just wanted to let all my friends know that if you don't see me on here much for a little while it's because I am busy with homework and school stuff:D Yesterday was my first day of class, and I really did enjoy it.....though I wasn't expecting to have homework my first day, and I really wasn't expecting for it to take me as long as it did to complete yeah lovin it and hatin it at the same time:) I will be on as much as I can though and will try to leave some luv whenever I am here:P Misty
What Do Women Really Want In A Man?
All women feel free to respond and be totally honest
Been Gone For Awhile
But I miss you all....I have a lot of stuff I have to get done right now. I will hopefully be coming back soon! hugs and kisses, ~Lucie
Hey This Tuesday!
I'm so glad that Monday is over, although, I'll have to say for a Monday, it did go pretty smoothly. It's back to work today...just 3 hours. Hopefully, today will go as smoothly as yesterday did. It's rather cloudy here in central MO today. I haven't checked any weather, and haven't heard anything, but it sure looks like we could get some rain today. I don't enjoy having to get out and run around in it, but as far as I know, I don't have much of that to do today after work, so I suppose once I get home, it can just rain all it wants, if it so chooses. I'm slowly trying to get my tracks in my stash fixed. I have so many, and wish it wasn't taking as long as it is. Everything is going in alphabetically, and I'm just now starting on the "g's". I just REALLY had a fit when my esnips acct. screwed up, and I had to find a whole new all my music, and then edit everyone of my is a PAIN IN THE BUTTOCKS!!! I really appreciate you all being patient while I
There Should Be Laws
There should be laws against having children in this country. To many damn women are poppin out 3, 4, 5 damn kids and placing the responsibility on everyone else. I mean c'mon. Do you realize how many children are diagnosed each year with ADD & ADHD? these same kids are fed cookies , candy and soda to keep them quiet and out of their mothers hair while she is out doin some random guy to pay her bills. wanna keep your kids still.... one good ass beating, they will stay still trust that worked on me... my mom kicked my ass i did not move. not even that, you can not get on a bus, train or even walk into a store here without some kid running around and acting a fool, while their parents are roaming aimlessly or talking on a cell phone. damn, if you do some research there have never been any children in history that ever acted up the way they do these days. I think it is just irresponsibility. 1. children will not keep you together with any man. 2. if you don't want them ... then d
Woooohooooooo almost time for vacation. Going on a cruise to Cozmel, this will be my first real vacation and first cruise, set sail October 4, 2007 from Tampa, FL. Taking camera so will have lots of pics...Show me lots of luv while i am gone....Hugzzzzzzz...:)
We Are Beings Of Light
Beyond The Physical We are all beings of light. Put another way, we are spiritual beings having a human experience. As children, most of us know this, but other human beings who have forgotten what they really are and who cannot help us to know ourselves train us to forget. As a result, we are led to believe that magic is not real, that our invisible playmates do not really exist, and that we are limited beings with only one earthly life to live. There is enormous pressure to conform to this concept of ourselves and so we lose touch with our full potential, forgetting that we are beings of light. At this time, many of us are reawakening to the truth of who we are, because we are living amidst such large-scale changes in the world. We need to access this light in order to not only survive but thrive as we shift into a new order of consciousness. As the changes around us proceed in rapid progression, we will want to be able to trust our own ability to sense what is happening an
Trying To See If This Works.
We Need U
hey everyone how r u all doing today, we were wondering if ya'll have had a chance to read our bulletin "we need ur help" if not could u take a minute out of ur busy schedule to do that for a friend. Thank you very much!!!!!!!
Penne Alfredo
Penne Alfredo Skip the prepackaged supermarket versions of Alfredo sauce. This is rich, smooth, flavorful... and quick. Be sure to use the optional parsley garnish -- it makes for a lovely presentation. Credit: The Lipton Kitchens Servings: 2 Ingredients: * 3 tablespoons I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Spread * 1 clove garlic, finely chopped * 1 cup (1/2 pint) whipping or heavy cream * 8 ounces penne or bow tie pasta, cooked and drained * 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese Directions: In a 12-inch nonstick skillet, melt I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Spread over medium-high heat and cook garlic 30 seconds. Add cream and bring just to a boil. Stir in hot penne, cheese and, if desired, salt and pepper to taste; heat through. Serve, if desired, with additional grated Parmesan cheese and garnish with chopped fresh parsley.
Vote Plz
One of my very special friends needs some votes if each of us could stop by and vote for him in the contest not on fubar it would be so appreciated...Hes in a band and has asked me to spread the word so click below or copy and paste and it will tak you to where to vote at. I really appreciate everyone who thinks of me to help me and him....
Help A Sweetheart Level Up Pls?
Come on PPL Let's Do This!Lets get her to level 20She's always there to help others, now it's our turn to help her out.The B!TCH of VA !! BESO MI CULO !!@ fubarThank You All,KDM
These Dreams Of You
your my wings, your my smile a gentle breeze over cerulean seas.i sore with ease upon dreams of you. your flame stoked high. to make day of midnight.your my heaven and mysterious moonlight through black velvet twilight to early morning sunlight i treasure these dreams of you your the melody that strokes my heart and makes everything feel right your my angel of light and i cherish these dreams of you your my melody my moonlight .my heaven ,my flame. my wings. and the greatest delight youll always be my everything bright and as long as blue jays sings and the earths rebirth marks every spring i'll live for these dreams of you
The Mayonnaise Jar And The Two Cups Of Coffee.
When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two cups of coffee. A Professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The Professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The Professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The Professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into
I Get Fumarried And Now Im Getting Annulled And Plan On Refumarrying
well i have met someone whos crazy about me on fubar then he turns into psychopath and i am getting the fumarriage annulled and now i have found someone way better and soon enough everyone will see hes awesome and acts way better then other dude and we will get fu married when its the right time but the question is who wants to associate with someone who says u dont wanna be fumarried to a penis do you because my penis controls me thats just dumb!!! what do yall think??
Sorry~ Buckcherry
To All People Warn Men On Your Lists
this lady is a complete phyco. she has been wanting me to come move in with her for a month now. she cant seem to get the idea that i am and never was interested. she lives with 4 guys and always wants to do phone sex. i dont like shit like that, and when i finally deleted her off my profile she went bolistic. all of you that i see as friends and who have met me know what im like and what i just wont put up with. please feel free to check her out for your self. be care full. this lady is a total wacko. that is here link above
I Miss You
i miss your warm eyes.the way you listen and care i miss your kisses and all that we have shared i miss you ...i miss the touch of your hand so reassuring and sincere and the moments we spend together that i hold dear i miss you... i look forward to tomorrow knowing that then i'll be the one day closer to seeing you again you must have guessed it by now i miss you..... byr countryhottie1976
The Chance Encounter.
I was at the local watering hole Saturday night, bouncing between two separate friend groups. I was walking to the back of the bar to visit with Friend Group B when I had an encounter with a drunken young coed from the local university. She was an attractive, provocatively dressed young thing, with her black hair teased up like she was going to be in a Whitesnake video. Clearly she was here to have a good time. As I was walking to the back I passed the girl and her taller less attractive, and certainly less slutty looking friend. As we met this encounter happened: Trashy Girl: "I like balls!" Yelling to me. Me: I give her a thumbs up as I didn't know what else my reaction would be. Trashy Girl: Fondles my privates, lovingly. She was actually quite gentle and good with her drunken grope. Now whispering to me, "I really like your balls." Me: Stand there dumbfounded. Friend: Rather than apologize for her debaucherious friend, the taller girl says, "I bet he likes t
The Hearts Choice
Confusion, white noise, blocking all thoughts Frustration, building deep inside of me Depression, dragging me down into the dark Intrusion, into the depths of my soul To let love in, or stay in solitude I feel the loss of myself As your world crashes into mine Taking over, delving into my peace Tearing down walls I thought unbreakable Forcing your way into my soul I am unable to keep the walls guarded As pieces of me crumble under your assault Making me vulnerable to your needs Needs that can cause heartache But also pure and simple joy Joy I thought lost to me forever Now tauntingly within my reach Unsure if I should let you in And allow the chance of pain in too A difficult step forward into love Or an easy step back into numbness What do I do, which do I choose Forever love, or lonely solitude Searching my heart, searching my soul The choice becomes clear to me All thoughts, emotions center around you My choice--Forever Love. ~JMW~ 9-22-07
God Being Sued
WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast judgement on the ultimate judge -- God. State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes. The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons, including Chambers's constituents. It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit. Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in U
Pissed Off
im going out of my mind help
The Essay
IF YOU READ NOTHING ELSE READ THIS: IF THIS POST IS DELETED ILL RE POST, IF THE BLOG IS DELETED ILL MAKE A NEW BLOG, IF THE ACCOUNT IS DELETED ILL MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT. ILL KEEP DOING THIS TILL THE ISSUE IS FIXED. It seems that lately the censorship on Fubar has gotten out of hand. What we need is either a standard of censorship or no censorship at all. Fubar has been deleting things and not even giving a reason for doing so. This needs to stop. We the users feel that it is getting out of hand. Deleting a mum because someone posts a bad word in a comment is not acceptable. Delete the comment with the inappropriate language instead, or just don’t worry about it. There is a lot worse than using the A-word going on. For example, derogatory and cruel comments left on mumm’s are not even monitored. Why is harassment acceptable and yet your mumm gets deleted because someone else uses inappropriate language. Another problem is Fubar deleting things that point out Fubar’s problems. When some
Help The Canvas Lvl
Hay all help me lvl i am 9,000 away from my next lvl I have put new pics up and for mr to add more i need another lvl and i can add the new shop pics up so take part and help i take part and help all of you share the love and return the favor ty the mighty tattman
Update # Ass
Mary is not happy right now. I'm sitting in the torture chamber (wound care center), letting them do their thing. Which is remove the top layer of skin. Well today, I couldn't get my normal lala shots, because they were unsure of what procedure the vascular surgeon/doctor was going to do. I did take my slow release morphine which was releasing way too slow for this shit. Anyway, as they were finishing up, my cell phone rings. So, I ask one of the nurses to answer it. Imagine this.....The vascular surgeon was calling to postpone my appointment until Thursday. The nurse wouldn't even give me the phone. My blood pressure was already 212/150 from the pain and she knew if I got on the phone something was gonna explode. So anyway, here I am, back at home, in more pain that I left with....waiting yet again to try to see a doctor that can hopefully give me some relief. Hope y'all have a wonderful day! Mary
New Company Policy
Company Policies Dress Code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. (1) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. (2) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. (3) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year; they are called Saturdays and Sundays. Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees at
Beef, Ginger, Lemon With Couscous
serves 6 1 1/2 pounds beef boneless chuck round roast, cut int cubes 1 cup beef broth or water 1/3 cup chopped fresh or 2 tbsp dried coriander leaves 1/3 cup chopped fresh italian or regular parsley 1 tbsp olive or vegetable oil 1 tsp ground ginger 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 tsp pepper 1/8 tsp ground red pepper 12 cloves garlic 3 slices lemon cut in half 2 large tomatoes seeded and chopped Heat oven to 325 degrees. Mix all ingredients except couscous in ungreased 3-quart casserole. Cover and bake 2 to 2-1/2 hours or until beef is very tender. Serve over couscous.
My Fubar Friends
To all you who had so many wonderful things to say and sent so many wonderful gifts, I can never thank all of you enough. I will try to thank each of you individually but that will take a while, training for a new job and I've been crazy busy! Again I am so glad you are my friends!
I Am So Thrilled
I've completed all my pre-op requirements & have 18 more pounds to lose & I will have my gastric by-pass surgery & I will begin a new life to a new & healthier me! I'm now walking ALOT..I walk 3 miles most days & I pushe d it a little hard & my right knee is giving me fits but I am doing range of motion exersises & stretches so it is coming along rather quickly.. I had to stop walking for almost 2 weeks to allow it to heal...but I'm going at it again...I use a heart monitor watch that is set to a certain heart rate in which I burn the most fat & calories..this little watch has made my walking alot more valueable to me & my success in losing my weight..This time next year I'm going to be a lean ...mean...fighting machine.. As soon as I get the money saved up ..I'm going to join the kick-boxing gym here in town to further progress myself in getting in better shape..Why am I doing this??? Well 1st & foremost ..I'm doing it for myself.. Secondly..I want to live so I can continue to watch
Something Cool
who of all of or frend like fl,az or mass,tenn let me know if yall can
The Ex Files
After dating someone for two and a half years, you learn a lot about them . Especially if you lived with them. Aaron always seems so perfect to me. Born in March 1982, he stands five feet and ten inches tall with brown hair and black, curly hair. He’s athletic built, weighing about 175 pounds. He always did seem to fit just right in my arms. But over time, new habits formed and a new attitude developed. Looking back on it now, I wonder how we ever managed to stay together so long. I use to think Aaron was absolute. For the longest time he could do no wrong in my eyes. By now though, I slowly see plenty of things that make me take a step back and do a double take. For example, I never knew it could take a man an hour to get ready to go to Wal-Mart. That hour includes a lengthy, boiling hot shower ( that uses up all the hot water by the way), getting his hair fixed and going through quite a few outfits. I never understood quite the reason why he fixed his hair up. He always wore a bea
Your The World To Me
theres no one quite like you your the one i love the one i want to touch i give you my heart and i need you so much soothe my aching heart and hold me through the night i want to hold your hand i hunger for your kiss offer me sweet tidings of true loves tender bliss i promise our love shall soar carried on the wings of a dove so give me your heart and bless me with your love
You Have My Heart
You Have My Heart What is? The True Nature of my heart For You? Could it be? Love Forever More. Should I let? My heart Belong 2 You? Or Run away Like I always Do? You Have my Heart Upon the Moment You Whisper Hello From across The Room. My heart Flutter Like wings Of Freedom Within Clouds Paradise. Than You Just Walked Away to Another, As if my Heart Never belong 2 You. You have My Hear, So why Must you Break Into 2? ©2007 Firestar
"If it's PEACE we want, seek to change ourselves, and not other people..." It's easier to protect our feet with slippers than to carpet the whole earth... have a nice day to y'all!!! (",)
How To Catch Wild Pigs
"There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you p
Am I Getting Old?
So over the weekend I went with 15 other people for a crazy weekend up north. We stayed in a cabin on a lake and had over $1000 of alcohol. The first night staying up till the early morning hours drinking like old times playing drinking games and skinny dipping in the lake. Then I get old! Even though I went to bed so late (and was drunk) I was up early enough to go fishing and sit in a boat for 7 hours. Only caught a small perch to add to the misery. I come in, grab a beer and fall asleep on the couch watching the baseball game. I’m out of hours! When I awake I go down to the lake and jump in with the rest of them and drink several more beers. Water is 80 and perfect just to float in. After dinner and couple more beers I decide to head out and fish till dark while others sat and got piss drunk again. When I return I grabbed a beer and a bottle of water to sit by the fire and relax. Above me they play cups and are getting crazy. I retire to bed early only having a couple drinks of my
No Farewells---poem
NO FAREWELLS THIS POEM IS DEDICATED TO BOTH DAMIEN AND KARL BOTH PASSED AWAY FROM CANCER, ALO TO GLENN"MY ANGEL". MAY YA'LL REST IN PIECE No farewells where spoken no time to say good-bye. You were gone before I knew it and only god knows why. Remembering you is easy I do it every day, but missing is like a headache that won't go away. Just when you're years were the brightest. Just when your years were the best, you were called from this world of sorrow to a home of eternal rest. If I could have one birthday wish or one wish that would come true I would wish with all my heart to spend one day with you, but until then in my heart you will live forever, because I love you so.
Some Distressing News
i am talking to a friend on yahoo. and he told me found pics of me on limewire. my age where i live. this is real scary. i dont know who could have done this. so peolple be careful. didnt think this could happen to me
Busy For A Bit
I am going to be helping my family member so I will be busy for pretty much the rest of the afternoon. If anyone gets bored and wants to talk to me there they can help me bomb! LOL CLick the pic and leave a few comments anyway..if you like..:) hugs and kisses
A Little Ditty
"onan , son of Judah,was a melancoly kid; he'd jerk and jerk and jerk and jerk,and that was all that he did. But God got very angry, when Onan shunned his mate. So awfully hipped on self-abuse,he wouldn't fornicate
Rules From God
Rules from God 1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it." Psalms 118:24 2. Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7 3. Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3 4. Stand Up!!... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..." Galatians 6:9-10 5. Look Up !!... To the Lord. "I can do eve
My Friend, My Love
My Friend, My Love It began as all fires do, a spark soon ignited into a blaze of warmth and colourful delight. You held my hand, became my friend, earned my trust and my future once again looked bright. Loneliness turned to hope, emptiness filled up with dreams. Hunger was satisfied, and the darkness lit by love's moonbeams. Tears no longer hit the ground, they fall on your loving shoulder. I feel younger, as our love grows older. When sorrow leaves me wilted as a sun-parched rose, your comfort is a river that flows and flows. The sun's light, the morning dew, they are all the beauty that is you. When passion ebbs, as tides do, love fills the wake, and carries us through. Your strength is as the oak, but if it is my need you bend like the willow. My heart is filled, like a lucky sail with wind to billow. Harsh cold winters, wet springs, blissful summer heat, and the fall of time, They'll weather my spirit, with grace and peace, your hand in mi
In Love With A Not Really
so im so in love right now!! turly un beleive head over heels in love with this guy... he has stolen my herat and i wear his around my neck!! He is my everything right now... he nows just how to make me smile... or make me cry... in a good way of course...the crying thing anyways!! lol By the way his name is Casey we meet at my work and have been dating for a little over a month now... i know i havent known him for very long or in fact know a whole lot about him but i beleive in love at frist sight and he was my love at frist sight true and unbinding!!1 Do you think love at frist sight exects or does it just for some people... i beleive it does!! and is it really love oh is it something else!
Ok I am going through and deleting a lot of people on my list that don't have salutes or have nothing but photos of anything other than themselves...just protecting myself that is all
Omg This Is Outrageously Infuriating!!!
Real Animation
Do You Know What Real Animation Is!!!???? Here Is That..............
Dreaming Of Life
Dreaming of Life A perfect World. Clear blue Sky Above me. Birds singing Within Reality of love. Land flush green Like Velvet Fabric Under your feet. Water fresh And Clean like Life is Starting over Again. Dreaming of life, I will be. No words of hatred. No death Or Crime upon life. All with perfectly Harmony. Come dream With me In my Dream of life Within Perfect Harmony. Dreaming of Life As it Was meant To Be. Walking without Fear Or Threats of Harm. Do you wish? To dream of life As I do? ©2007Firestar
Touch Down (erotic Story)
It was finally here. The day that Hank had been wanting to arrive for the last seven months. It was finally the first day of football season. He was again able to watch his favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys. This was even more important as they just happen to be playing his least favorite team the San Francisco 49ers. He was so excited that he could hardly contain himself. The pepperoni with extra cheese pizza he ordered had just arrived and his beer had been chilling for about an hour. So it was just him, his pizza, and his ice-cold beer. Pam, his gorgeous girlfriend, was not into football so she was working on computer art for a friend's birthday. As much as Pam was concentrating on her work, she couldn't help but hear Hank cussing and cheering depending on how things were going with the game. She would smile thinking about Hank carrying on all by himself in the livingroom and felt a little sorry for their basset hound Duke who was laying on the couch with him. A few minutes into the
There U Are
There U Are I stood alone, So I thought. But Bam there U Are Standing right Behind when I go to fall. I begin to cry. As my tears Begin 2 Fall, There U Are Wiping my tears Away. I want to die. I felt Your Love Hold onto me Like a knight Chasing death Away From me. I sit to Ponder… But There U Are Remaining me, You Will Always Be there Right Behind Me when I need you. ©2007Firestar
2 Da Haters
2 Da Haters Go slither Away. No one Will Miss you. If you Must Play this hatred Game, Please take It To your grave. Cause life Is not About your Sick And twisted Reality of Hate. ©2007 Firstar
Making The Best
Stop wishing for things you complain you have not, and start making the best of all that you've got. Today be happy with what you have - not discontent with what you don't have. Helen Steiner Rice
Deleting This Name
Hey all! For those that dont know, I have 3 ID's on FUbar. I am deleting 2 of them so I only have one to deal with. I have less time to be on the puter so this way I will only have one name to check on. All of my TRUE friends and fans and family are more than welcome to add my other name, the link will be at the bottom of this. Those of you that just wanted to add me before for just points dont need to bother adding my other name. Hugs Carrie Here is the link for my name you can transfer to: Carebear@ fubar
Can U Answer This
I want to be a mystery, yet be known I want to be together, yet alone Is it too much to ask, To be famous yet unknown? To be a wanderer, yet have a home? My insecurity makes me sick, Yet my confidence makes me thick Can I be harmless, yet grip the stick, Be completely smooth yet have a nick? Can I live in a lie, yet be true Can I be unique, yet so like you? Have no control, yet know what to do? Can I be ugly, yet beautiful too? Answer me, I need your help, Can you help me or someone else? I need your help, can't you see, Are you even listening to me?
Sexy=dumb Wtf?!
I like sex a great deal. Doing it, thinking about it, writing about it, reading about it, writing about it, watching it, advising people about it, dreaming about it, in fact I like just about everything about sex its sight sound and smells. Sex workers: escorts prostitutes, exotic dancers, adult actors and actresses, etc are as needed [if not more needed] than cooks, chefs, waiters/waitress, lawyers, bailiffs, court recorders, etc. Yet despite the fact that must of have sex and want sex this is still a culture very conflicted about sex. Just take Pornography- More than 85% is consumed by men [though more and more women do partake] and an even percentage is produced by men [though porn made by and for women is a rapidly growing market.] Even most of the woman produced porn is aimed at a male market. Female affirmative porn is not new, in the “Hippie” spirit of the early and mid 70’s a good deal of the mainstream porn produced featured storylines of feminine empowerment [though
Psalm 5: The Battle Of The Ants
That is not which is. The only Word is Silence. The only Meaning of that Word is not. Thoughts are false. Fatherhood is unity disguised as duality. Peace implies war. Harmony implies war. Victory implies war. Glory implies war. Foundation implies war. Alas! for the Kingdom wherein all these are at war.
My Daughter
Whats On Mind I Am Sorry I Need To Get It Off My Chest
I honestly don't know what to say today...So I am going to say whats on my mind...If I offend anyone or upset or even piss anyone off please forgive me... Everyday for the past 2 and half years I have been single and lonly...So lonly I feel like I am in this big world all by myself...Yeah its a scary feeling to have you know. I don't understand what am I doing so wrong here you know... Its like I feel in love for the third time in my life about 4 years ago and it was the best feeling I have ever had in my life.Its like after we broke up for good I am empty hearted broken like I don't fit in any where even with my own blood and flesh. Love is the best thing in the world but many people just play games or wanna use others to get what they want and then when they can't get no more its like bye and thats the last you see them... I remember the speical moments that ech other shares like as for one...Me I teasure the moments spent together like holding her hand as we walk in
More News
Hey everyone...Sorr it has taken me so long to email the updates, apparently the chemo decided to kick my butt these last two rounds and I even made sure I rested alot this last time...just the way it goes I guess. The Doc did say that it can get worse as you go so I guess I am at that point. OK SO besides that!!! My Catscan was infact clean of any lesions and tumors....what this means for me: 1. I am Stage 4 Colon Cancer 2. The treatments are working. 3. I will get another scan in 3 months and if it remains clean, I may be able to stop chemo. 4. Scans every three months for the next two years!! 5. Does this mean I am in Remission?.....Not sure yet...but it wasn't mentioned I'm not jumping the gun! My genetic testing went pretty good....i It was found that my cancer is genetic, it's called MSH6, hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer, or Lynch Syndrome, but this particular mutation doesn't cause brain tumors like MSH1 and 2 that is GOOD,
This Lady Been
working on my page trying help me level up go add show her lots of love ~*Pebbles*~ CLUB F.A.R.~FU gf of babbysdaddy_2005 & doverpeak~ FU lover to Babydoll Juggalette*~@ fubar
My heartbeat pounds As you look at me. The emotions you feel I cannot see. Passion so strong That I cannot breathe, Holding me tight With a gentle ease. You hold the power Of a thousand dreams, Staining my heart With a sexy steam. Shining so bright With that sexiness, I burn with lust Now I’m such a mess
Thanks To All!
Thank you to everyone who posted messages to my profile and or sent me cards and gifts!......Very nice to be remembered and appreciated on your birthday!....Much love and thanks to all!....Muahs Muahs Muahs!

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