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HOLY FUCK WAS IT AWESOME!!!!!!! Pics are downloading now
Its Her Birthday Come Show Her Love!!!! She Deserves It
ITS HER BIRTHDAY LETS SHOW HER TONS OF LOVE!!! WE ARE PARTYING IN FANTASIA COME IN AND SAY HI!!! FiestyVixen~**Owner Of Fantasia**~Prospect 4 K.O.P.E~@ fubar
Long Reading Well Worth It
Written by: Mz Phyl 'MzCaBBW*USAF Veteran*Writer Of Erotica-See Blogs*SF 49er Fan' B. a FUBAR NINJA * Chickenhawk: A person enthusiastic about war, provided someone else fights it; particularly when that enthusiasm is undimmed by personal experience with war; most emphatically when that lack of experience came in spite of ample opportunity in that persons youth. * * Donald Rumsfeld-Avoided Korea * When the shooting started in Korea, Rumsfeld was either 18 or about to turn 18. He spent the war at Princeton, wearing a ROTC uniform. Once the war was over he flew jets for the Navy for a few years. Defenders of Rumsfeld will say hes no chickenhawk he served, and its not his fault the war ended before he got his commission. Perhaps but plenty of farmers and mechanics and kids just out of high school served. Anyone as full of himself as he is could have tried for a battlefield commission. "WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. THEY ARE IN THE AREA AROUND TIKRIT AND BAHGDAD. A
Heavens In My Eyes
when you see the tear drops fall from my eyes, The sorrow of light in my heart, when you run your fingers through my hair with the breeze,and the rainfall in the distance path of the heavens waiting to greet you with my love. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ written by Raina aka Kinky lil sex kitten ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Pulp Fiction, The Masturbation Diet Roflmao Hahahhaha
Pulp Friction - The Grapefruit Masturbation Diet > >By John R. > >Kinky Contest Home > > > > I start out with a large pink grapefruit. My schedule > >determines which avenue I take. If time permitting, I > >place the grapefruit in the oven at 300 degrees for 21 > >minutes. If I am rushed for time and desire the "quick > >fix" (this is the difference between the Outback & > >McDonalds) I pop the fruit in the microwave on high > >for 5-7 minutes. I then "core" the grapefruit on top > >about the size of a half dollar. > > > >While the grapefruit is "baking" I achieve an erection > >by checking out the voyeur cams at my favorite > >website, www.fetishsociety.com. There is something > >about those voyeur-cams that excites me to an erection > >that is as hard as Chinese arithmetic. I put in an > >erotic video. (Adam & Eve's 100 porn stars is a > >favorite. Four hours long) > > > >I then take out the warm, moist, grapefruit and insert > >my hard penis into it. Limp dicks
Just An Update For Those Who Care!!
I've been sick for the last 2 weeks which is why I haven't been on. But geting better so I'll be replying to the comments that were posted while I was sick!! Thank you to all those who have been showing me love!! Love you guys,I'll get to you when I can!!
Your Sweet Lips Upon Mine
I'm sitting here thinking of your sweet lips upon mine, the things it conjures up are simply divine! oh my love, how i long to share a deep kiss... MMMM those luscious lips how they bring me such bliss! I cannot wait until we are together again. To hold you in my arms and let our love begin. UNtil that time is finally here Know in your heart i am always near. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!
Have A Great Weekend Everyone!!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Have an awesome weekend everyone! :D Much love...Jen xoxoxoxox
Bored And Drunk
im jsut kinda sittin here at my friend eugenes cp a little buzzed still from like 2 mikes hards, two shots of sky melon, and some bacardisilver strwaberyr stuff. im sure compared to some of yalls drinking abilityds thats is not alot but whatever. im kinda bored but im talkin to people on yahoo im. someone talk to me. add me if u like. dont if ur a douche. rockinrob88@yahoo.com
So....
"So Common, So Cheap" Fucking your pussy was like fucking the wound from a shotgun blast... With gang green! Sorry ladies but this song goes out to all the guys out there that have been fucked over by that lie known as love Bottoms up. Looking back at all the times we had, I wish I could tell ya' that they weren't all so bad. But in the end we were just wasting our time, Yeah I knew what you were but I was out of my mind. Lost my mind... I knew you were common when we started this thing, So very common with you're everyday dreams. But I was desperate for a heart of gold, So I took a chance and I came in from the cold. Life's so cold... Let me let you in on a secret fellas if she sucks great cock she's a pro and if she spreads on the first date she's a hoe I oughta' have my fucking head examined for screwing with a skank like you. But it wasn't like I really felt for you, I was just cold and empty through and through... I thought you were something but you
Just Fyi,.. About Me & Who I Am
Im a very fragile person as a whole... Here's why?? I am a rape survivor,.. From age 5 to 13 I was raped by several men including my brother & my mothers b/f... I had a very rough childhood to say the least. I am a mother of two.. My first of which is almost 10, had him when I was 16yrs old. My second is 4 and I had him at 21.. Ive been married twice & WONT do it again.. I am just emotional damaged in everyway.. I trust to easy & now I dont think I trust enough. I have Agoraphobia (Fear of people), PTSD from being raped for so long, Panic attacks, Anxity problems.. Im messed up... I started getting the Anxity & panic attacks in the last 6 months due to stress in my relationship with my ex.. I have lost many friends lately.. I am going to school tho which is good.. (dont know why I am spillin my guts)... Ive had my heart shaddered & walked on recently & due to this is my reason behind my other blog... hopefully this helps ppl make more sense,.. I wont go into everything it would be
Rapture
There is a place for us that no on else can enter. It is a place that holds no secrets. only beauty, peace, understanding. A place that we come to, thinking we are one, only to have our souls fused together for a moment. and in that moment I know you: everypore, everypluse, everythought, everyfear. and i love you more. I feel myself laid bare before you: and i feel content... joyous that you are with me, loving me in my nakedness.
Say It Right ( Mia)
Say It Right Hope you Enjoy Mia
Another Immature Downrater, Gotta Love Jealously On The Net Lmao People Are So Pathetic!
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Random Thoughts Flowing Through My Mind
I love when you touch me,hold me and kiss me. I have this feeling inside which is a magnificent feeling that nobody but myself feels inside my body that i have for you. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ written by Raina aka kinky lil sex kitten *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
H20 And O
I was fine before I walked into that room and looked into those transparent eyes like the ever so clear ocean. Though I only noticed them at that place the next night. Why does that game exist to where at a distance one is so attentive and up close one keeps a distance. Confused yet? Scary enough as it is, I wanted to jump right in to join the fish in its still waters that only SEEMED to run deep, but there was an unexpected shallow end where this fish did dwell. Maybe I will go up for air because, what do you know? The air just happened to be there. I took it for granted at first, then decided ok let it in because I thought it would spread, suck me in. I was willing to take care of it. The fish kept coming back and forth, back and forth with the tide. But I had completely consumed the warm air, so gentle. I grew accustomed to it. But now there's not enough air. It's cold, I can't breathe. Will it find its way back? I've tried too hard. I will let time tell me the story
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First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others. -Thomas a Kempis
Stun Gun
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd Anniversary, and I was looking for a little something "extra" for my wife. I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser.The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on the assailant, allowing my wife adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! To make a long story short, I bought the device, and brought it home. I loaded two Triple-A batteries in the thing, and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot
George Carlin's View On Aging
George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know
Well Its True
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Flickr
Yeah so I finally got around to setting up a flickr account, well it was easy because yahoo decided to use the same log in details for both sites. They also move photos between both sites, which is handy LOL. Now the problem I have found is that it doesn't have a batch delete function. There are tools to do other stuff, but i was originally looking for a mass downloader. Well it worked after I installed the net 2.0 framework. Great little downloader, but still no option to delete if you wish, once its downloaded. Now i have around 400 pics that I have downloaded but I don't need on my flickr account. They are not illegal, but I just don't think they are what I want in my account. So now I am going to either delete by hand, which is a boring job or come up with a script to do it if the api allows it.
This Is Beautiful
This is beautiful! Try not to cry. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might hel
Maya Angelou - Phenomenal Woman
Okay, so a poem is not music lyrics, but since it is not my own poetry but someone who has always inspired my writing, I wanted to share if with you: Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my
Annie's Fruit Salsa And Cinnamon Chips
INGREDIENTS * 2 kiwis, peeled and diced * 2 Golden Delicious apples - peeled, cored and diced * 8 ounces raspberries * 1 pound strawberries * 2 tablespoons white sugar * 1 tablespoon brown sugar * 3 tablespoons fruit preserves, any flavor * * 10 (10 inch) flour tortillas * butter flavored cooking spray * 2 cups cinnamon sugar DIRECTIONS 1. In a large bowl, thoroughly mix kiwis, Golden Delicious apples, raspberries, strawberries, white sugar, brown sugar and fruit preserves. Cover and chill in the refrigerator at least 15 minutes. 2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 3. Coat one side of each flour tortilla with butter flavored cooking spray. Cut into wedges and arrange in a single layer on a large baking sheet. Sprinkle wedges with desired amount of cinnamon sugar. Spray again with cooking spray. 4. Bake in the preheated oven 8 to 10 minutes. Repeat with any remaining tortilla wedges. Allow to c
Gay Marriage (yes, I Am For It)
This topic reminds me of something a friend's mom said back in high school: "I have black friends, but I think races should stick to themselves when it comes to relationships." Gay marriage is in the same spotlight as interracial marriage once was (and sometimes still is). If you are friends with someone who is gay, but you don't believe they should have the same rights as you, you are against gays. My lesbian friend Joey said it like this: "I don't want to get married, I just want the right to." If you don't believe that a group of people should have equal rights, the same rights you have and probably take for granted, then yeah, you're prejudice. If I said something like, "I have white friends, but they shouldn't have the right to vote like I do," people would think I was a racist. This is the same concept. If you have gay friends, but you believe that they shouldn't have the right to get married like straight people do, then you're a homophobe. I've gotten plenty of a
Religious Fanatics
Why can't these Bible-toting Jesus freaks leave me alone?? I. Am. An. Atheist. And I'm happy being one. You don't need to try to shove your faith down my throat. Because I have a God gag reflex. It just won't take. I respect people's right to their religion. The more power to them. As for me, respect my right to a lack of religion. It seems like Christians are the only ones who ever try to "convert" non-Christians. I've never heard of any kind of Jewish Inquisition or Buddhist Crusade... I've never been told by a Muslim or Jewish person I'd go to hell if I didn't believe in God. And another thing, freaks - don't threaten an atheist with hell. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN IT!! So how could it be a deterrent? And why is it the most holy of holy Christians, who spew their beliefs out of their mouths, are always the ones who are pro-capital punishment, but pro-life? Why is life only precious when it's microscopic and not staring at you in the face (like death row inmates or the homeles
What Is Normal?
I get tired of people always saying that there's no such thing as "normal." I happen to disagree. I think normal is all based on perspective (one's own). What may be normal to me isn't what's normal to someone else. It's all has to do with what you're used to. Just about all my friends are weird and wild and crazy - that's normal to me. Some average Joe - that's weird. That's not normal to me. We all have our issues - some people are just more able to deal with them than others.
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This Is So True
Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 25,2007 Try not to worry too much about what your coworkers are thinking or feeling -- if they aren't being upfront with you, that's their problem. You've got to take advantage of the situation right away.
August 25, 2007
If you've been feeling underappreciated lately, you may find that things change dramatically today. Your work hasn't gone unnoticed, and your good energy should make the recognition that much sweeter.
The Dog Food Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Tiny and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.....Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs before I awakened in an ICU with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she
I Made It To The Fest!!!!
I had a crazy time there!!! Met all kinds of people, heard some ass-kickin' music and got totally f-ked up!!!! It was an awesome day!! And I finally got to see the Ozzman live!!! It was well worth the 20 year wait!!!!
1 Day To Go
well folks i got one day to go before i dance for12 hours straight at my local to raise money for the childrens cancer unit at the qmc in nottingham i love charity work i have been doing it all my life but i have never danced for 12 hours straight but its all for a good cause so it will be worth it so any tips on how to keep goin would be great xxx
Honesty? Let Me Know
ok so we all say we want people to be honest with us right? But is that really what we want. I was honest and straight up with someone recently, ill leave his name out of it for lack of embarassment. But i was honest and not mean and in return he got upset and acted like a child. Then why ask for it. If u dont really wanna know. Im not gonna just tell u what u wanna here..lol So now because of this i feel bad, i wasnt a bitch about it and i wasnt mean. But still got made to feel like shit. Anyone have any comments on this situation????
Wicked Storm Clouds
Took These Yesterday We Had Bad Storm In Michigan. Look Closely At The First Picture, I See Satans Face, Any One Else See This?? It Was The Worst Storm Here In Long Time. Just Glad I Made It Through!
Just A Thought
Why do people use fake accounts to criticise? This has happened to me alot and it really irks me. Not cause of what they say but the fact they don't have the balls to show their face. It's not like I'm going to hunt them down fighting on the net is absolutely pointless. Eh, oh well life goes on.
Weekend
The weekend is here. So much to do and its to freaking hot to do it. Man I need some cool air.
Garth Brooks - The River
Bob Dylan-1998 Newcastle
Uhhhhhhhh Lust?
The taste of your lips, so sweet and divine,The touch of your hand when its holding mine The feel of your neck as I kiss it softly.The sense of your body when youre feeling naughty. I want to explore your inner emotions I need to read your outward notions. I love to feel your energy flow. I wish to go down and kiss you below. Youre getting so hot I can feel your flames. Youre acting like a tiger that I wish to tame. Youre gonna explode but I wont let you yet. Youre here to get it all, and all you will get. Its time to roll over and come on inside. Mister, youre in for one hell of a ride. Daring yet caring in so many ways. Our bodies entwined like a twisted maze. Our minds are cascading with pleasurable thoughts. Do we dare to perform them? Will it hit the spot? This was sent to me........ whew
Final Inspection
THE FINAL INSPECTION The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me arou
Help My Friends Get A Vip
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Work'n On The Page
Hey there every1... New @ this be patient w/ me while I'mhook'nup my page....
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Find ARMS that will HOLD you at your WEAKEST, EYES that will see you at your UGLIEST, and a HEART that will love you at your WORST. Once you have found it... you found TRUE LOVE.
Angel
may an angel lay beside your soul a beautiful gathering is about to unfold the light, the trees, the shining bliss surrender to my soul..within this wish your magic~may it be told, deep in silence~forever to mold true to your soul I promise you this bodies embraced~minds connected love will soar~as one will live arms stretched wide wings will flutter to lift you up from this clutter your angel appears in lights unknown keep your eyes open~for she will be shown when you see her..smile and know she will always be laying~beside your soul
Pour Some Sugar On Me!!
Well... Def Leppard was friggen tits!!! I had the most funnest night ever, rocking out to his pyromania songs and friggen seeing my kids' eyes wide-eyed and rocking out as much as I was... I so want to go to another big-time concert that was well worth the wait of twenty years plus... now, I am sad to say but deep down glad... that I am addicted Well, another year has wrapped up from Frontier Days... until next year when all the mayhem starts all over again... but Def Leppard out did Bon Jovi in my opinion and look forward to see if another appearance is coming from the Def Leppard band... then I will get the back stage passes to see the band... Well, gang... til next time... now it is back to reality and getting my Utah business wrapped up and permanantly dissolved... Wish me luck!!!
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People continue to love... inspite of the PAIN,TEARS and HEARTBREAK maybe because PAIN made them STRONGER, TEARS made them braver and HEARTBREAK made them wiser...
New Soundtrack Of My Life
1.) Put your music player on shuffle 2.) Press forward for each question. 3.) Use the song title as the answer to the question. 4.) You have to be supah' hardcore. 1.) How am I feeling today? Shame About That - Sara Evans 2.) How will I feel getting married? Even If I Wanted To - Jason Aldean 3.) What is my best friend's theme song? I'd Lie - Taylor Swift 4.) Highschool is/was? I Can Love You Like That - Boys 2 Men 5.) I am... Stay Beautiful - Taylor Swift 6.) How is today? The Impossible - Joe Nichols 7.) What is in store for this week? Settlin' - Sugarland 8.) What song best describes my parents? I Believe in Ghosts - Jason Aldean 9.) How is my life going? I Hate the Way I Love You - Joe Nichols 10.) What song will they play at my funeral? Men & Mascara - Julie Roberts 11.) How does the world see me? What's A Guy Gotta Do - Joe Nichols 12.) My friends think... Tennessee - The Wreckers 13.) My life lived... Show Me the Way to Yo
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When you LOVE, it is not for you to be UNDERSTOOD but for you to UNDERSTAND; not for you to TAKE but for you to be taken; To LISTEN not to DICTATE; To SACRIFICE and not to DEMAND; Not to COUNT or MEASURE But to LOVE...
Why They Bashing Her...maybe She Knows Something We Dont?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070825/ap_on_el_pr/clinton_terror_politics Dem rivals rap Clinton on terror comment By HOLLY RAMER, Associated Press Writer Fri Aug 24, 9:08 PM ET Democratic rivals criticized Hillary Rodham Clinton on Friday for her comment that a terror attack before the election would help the Republicans. On Thursday, the New York senator told supporters in Concord that she could defeat any Republican nominee, in part because she already knows how her opponents will go after her and because she is good at handling the unexpected. "There are circumstances beyond our control, and I think I am better able to handle things I have no control over," she said. "It's a horrible prospect to ask yourself 'What if? What if?' But if certain things happen between now and the election, particularly with respect to terrorism, that will automatically give the Republicans an advantage again, no matter how badly they have mishandled it, no matter how much more dangerous
Job Interview
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning. "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he asked the second man. "Hmmm...let me see. "A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich for speed." He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on
War Or Peace, Which Do You Love?
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I"m Back!!!
IT HAS SEEMED LIKE FOREVER SINCE IVE BEEN ONLINE WHEN ITS BEEN LIKE A MONTH OR SO BUT I HAVE MISSED ALL MY GOOD FRIENDS ON HERE...I GOT MY INTERNET BACK YESTERDAY AFTER MY EX SHUT MY PHONE OFF AND MY INTERNET OFF CAUSE IT WAS IN HIS NAME WHAT A JERK HE WAS FOR DOING THAT TO ME WHEN I HAVE 2 KIDS AND THE YOUNGEST IS HIS SON SO I WASNT ABLE TO CALL PPL AND ALL...WELL NOW ITS IN MY NAME FINALLY AND I AM STILL SINGLE WHICH I DONT LIKE BUT IM DEALING WITH IT FOR THE TIME BEING...WELL SHOW ME SOME LOVE NOW THAT IM BACK PLEASE I WOULD LOVE TO LEVEL UP IT SEEMS A LIFETIME THAT I HAVE BEEN A ROCKSTAR CAN YOU PLEASE HELP...MUCH LOVE & RESPECT CANDYRAIN
Today....
Dang...those that really know me will agree that this really fits right now...lol ******** Daily Horoscope: Taurus For August 25,2007 Try not to worry too much about the state of the world -- it'll still be there for you tomorrow. It's a much better time to focus on your own issues and needs, and try to grow in a positive direction.
Secrets...
Secrets Youre one of a kind Nobody knows How special you are to me They all say theres Plenty more fish in the sea But youre the one for me The secrets that we keep That no one else should hear Are about you and me
Horror Scope
Aries Try not to worry too much about what your coworkers are thinking or feeling -- if they aren't being up front with you, that's their problem. You've got to take advantage of the situation right away. those of you who know my particular dilemma of late will smile now...
After Today
I will no longer be a brunette. Im heading to Evansville with a girl friend to get my hair color... I think Im going to go a little outlandish... Im thinking black with purple or teal highlights... yes im serious. todays gonna be a ball. My new hair color should go well with the party I have to go to tonight. lmao I cant wait. So this morning Im very freaking hung-over. I went out on a date last night and didnt get in till 3. This three am shit is becoming a habit for me. So ok just an update instead pof only music. lol gotta get ready. monica will be down in a bit.
Pray For Baby Kaleb. By~ Stacey~
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Texas
When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like: "Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?" They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas. Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you? In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off
A Little More Jazz For Ya
The girl from Ipanema
Las Vegas Churches
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS. THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN. THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS...!.:) YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU .?
Indiana Girls
BOB AND TOM
True Or False
Rule 1: If you open this you GOTTA take it. Rule 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks. Rule 3: Only answer True or False.. Q: Kissed someone on your top friends? TRUE Q: Been arrested? FALSE Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? TRUE Q: You like someone? TRUE Q: Held a snake? TRUE Q: Been suspended from school? FALSE Q: Sang in the shower? FALSE Q: Sat on a roof top? FALSE Q: Been thrown into a pool with all your clothes on? FALSE Q: Broken a bone? TRUE Q: Shaved your head? FALSE Q: Played a prank on someone? TRUE Q: Had/have a gym membership? FALSE Q: Shot a gun? TRUE Q: Donated Blood? FALSE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ just be 100% truthful LAST PERSON. 1. You hung out with? BENNY 2. last person that texted you? CANDY 3. You were in a car with? MY HUBBY AND KIDS 4. Went to the movies with? BENNY AND KIDS 5. Went to the mall with? BENNY AND KIDS 6. You talked to on the phone? MY FATHER 8. You calle
Who I Am
Someone recently asked me to describe me on the everyday...I guess I am hard to figure out...so I am writing it here so I can see if what I feel inside is what I really am..I can see things better when I can read them (if that makes sense).... I grew up different than the average "sista"...I went to private school me entire life...uniforms, nuns, boarding school..all that jazz...I never heard of Earth Wind and Fire until college...I thought they were elements of nature to be honest. lol...I enjoyed opera and museums and ballet... As I grew up and interacted with various people I learned that things dont always go as plan, life it too short and DRAMA is not as much of a rush as you thought. I have had several "important" loves in my life...(men wise)...all but one is now deceased...alot of loss in my life has made me who I am now...I like calm and peaceful...a nice bottle of cognac and a fire place....over a loud smoke filled club and strangers hitting on me... Am I boring.
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Dang..not sure what I was thinking...I was pretty out of it yesterday..:) lol This contest ends on the 27th...oh boy..more stress for me...woo hoo!...anyway..click the pic and comment if you can..:)
Where I Am In The Contest!!!
I am #8 so at least in the top 10 but I want to be #1 so please click on the picture and vote for me!!!!!!! Heres the current standings for my contest as of 10AM Good work you guys If your down near the end work harder, bomb yourself, call your friends. Nobody wants to be in last Name Comments 1 j-roxxx 2260 2 DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio 1619 3 lil devil 1392 4 Jenn 815 5 ~TINA~HOTLIPSONFIRE~ 718 6 Dr.Angusmd Resident Dr. @ Crew Radio 701 7 Raema aka .:TITS:. 675 8* Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 528 9 Liquid Fantasy 485 10 Cute Lil Jellybean 402 11 Lisa Smith 279 12 ac1d_eyez 262 13 Misty 209 14 Big Poppa 122 15 da` Warrior` Dj` Kaijaw` da` Barbarian 95 16 FallinAngel 90 17 Nicole AKA AOA1FREAK 22 18 Passion Eyes 10 19 Blue eyed angel 6 20 Klittle 5 21 I hear you're still looking for me 3 22 KingAftermath the Dragon 1 23 Party Like A Rockstar 1 24 Dead Romeo 0 25 Riverheadted 0
Poetry
I look in the mirror, and what do I see 2 crying eyes, it's no longer me The mirror reflects saddness, the image unclear Yet so are her thoughts, with confusion and fear She watches the tears stream, her eyes turning red Since shes only existing, shed rather be dead This face in the mirror is a stranger to me Her head losing hope, my heart far from free
Natural Highs
Natural Highs Please make sure you forward this back to me . . You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard it makes your face hurt. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
Mirror Pictures
Doesn't every camera and camera phone have a timer? So why is it that everyone still stand in front of the damn mirror snaping pictures looking crazy cause you see them holding the camera? I don't know just me, I wouldn't want a picture of me taking pictures of myself.
Sept., 11
September 11, 2001 Will remain to be a day of horror, misery, sorrow, heartache and pure fear. Not only for so many in the U.S., but also for so many around the world (families, friends, neighbors. People, we didn't even know). It had struck home in my heart, here in So. MD. 911 started out for me as it did every morning, getting up (about 6:30am) fixing hubby's' breakfast & lunch and seeing him off to work, letting the dogs out for their early morning routine of running off their energy. I washed & dried a load of clothes (typical housewife's day). So, decided to fold some things, while in my home office. Dropped another load of clothes in the washer. Decided to check my e-mail and answer some back. I was writing my sister-in-law back, just chit-chatting (still folding clothes and glancing at the news.) Suddenly, breaking news was interrupting my peaceful morn. Talk about a plane hitting one of the towers of the World Trade Center. I remember, seeing the smoke coming from the
45 Things A Girl Would Kill For From A Man"
1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly
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Fresh Meat Back On The Market!!!!ladies
well i finally settle down and im faithfull for 4 years and it still isnt good enough so now im seperated, well girls im back on the market and would love to take you out to dinner or a movie let me know whats up holla.....
Is Anyone Else ........
......... totally fucked off with being "bounced" while rating friends pics and stash items? It's really getting on my tits!
What Is Love
What does the word love mean to you What does love do for you Why can we say i love you to the ones we love Why is the love there to the ones we show love Are heart are mad up in parts you see For each other and and the one you seek The last part of your heart in the wouldfulest Of the them all is the thing that you will give Is 110% of love you can give
Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me I walk into a room Just as cool as you please and to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me.
I Just Don't Understand...
It seems to me that as I get older more and more things seem less fun to me. Like hanging out, shopping, playing basketball..things hat I once thought to be fun now bore me to death. And I try new things when I get time but nothing seems to cure my bored state of mind.. I dunno maybe I'm just trying the wrong things. Somebody please give me some ideas of new things that I could try!!
Something To Offend Every One !
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins
Funny
Once upon a time, and far-far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme and would pay when it was proven. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, an
Proud Of The Raiders
YES WE DID IT RAIDERS WON LAST NIGHT TRUE FAN 4EVER
Black Sweat
*grins Things are looking kinda up. A weekend of peace. I got to spend a night with my Angel, and the weekend with Red. I can't even explain the glory of 'ruttin sinful'. I went to visit and worked on her 'til the backs of my hands sweat -didn't even know that was possible. I have embraced the whole 'man-whore/ back door man' thing to the point where I feel the change of it bone deep. All I can say about the feel of it is... "It goood."
The "what If's"
I don't know if i should actually write this here or not but I guess any where is fine as long as i get this out. Tina Green was beautiful woman inside and out. I never had the pleasure of getting to know her before she was taken from us. In part if feel almost responsibility for this; let me explain why. You see while the love of my life, Rob, was in the hospital I had this over whelming desire to pray for Tina. I said a little pray and went on my way. The feeling never left me but I thought that one prayer was enough. When Rob got home form the hospital and told me about two freinds dying I wondered who but didn't ask. Several times I wanted to asked about Nena and TIna as they both had been on my mind. Again I didn't. It wasnt' till I read his blog that i learned who had died. It hit me hard. I cried and then the guily set in. What if I had of kept praying for her? Would she still be alive? I felt so bad I didn't eat, guilty was so bad I hated myself. Each night I beg God to forgive
Con Los Muertos
Sacred Love Gazing upon a broken world, sometimes I get tired Of tears rolling uncounted, down innumerable cheeks Hunger, homelessness, poverty, illness Ellas danzan con los muertos The ache of loneliness plain gray walls of prison the soul walled in where do I find peace? and in those times of justice denied Ellas danzan con amores invisibles How do we build peace? Is there nothing more than surrender to the flame, the shot and shell we know too well Horsemen four they ride far and wide Ellas danzan con los desaparecidos A mother hungry, must choose medicine or food A father ends his hunger but the moment's gone Hunger returns, always returns, shame in its wake Ellas danzan con silenciosa angustia Within all that, my hurt and loneliness seems small though very real for my heart is pierced is there room for sacred, love, a wife in my life Danzan con sus esposos Perdon, ma langue mais je suis tres desole Anglais, c'est ma langue de travaille Ce n'
Torn = (
I thought I saw a man brought to life He was warm, he came around like he was dignified He showed me what it was to cry Well you couldnt be that man I adored You dont seem to know, dont seem to care what your heart is for But I dont know him anymore Theres nothing where he used to lie My conversation has run dry Thats whats going on, nothings fine Im torn Im all out of faith, this is how I feel Im cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real Im wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn Youre a little late, Im already torn So I guess the fortune tellers right Should have seen just what was there and not some holy light To crawl beneath my veins and now I dont care, I have no luck, I dont miss it all that much Theres just so many things that I cant touch, Im torn Im all out of faith, this is how I feel Im cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real Im wide awake and
Free Agent
You scored as god like assassin, you are a vary good assassin and kick assgod like assassin58% good assassin58% bad assassin25% how assassin like are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
43 Weeks
43 weeks and 9 to go to 52
Grahhh!!!
Ladies, Gents, I will make this short and sweet. A gentleman has informed me that I am SUPPOSED to rate everyone with a 10. I politely, or rather smartassedly informed him if that was the case, why are there other numbers on the scale? And as though he wanted to make me feel guilty, he sends me a message that states that even though i gave him an 8, hes giving me a 10. Uhm...Ill level with yall. I like being rated. Its nice to see what people really think. I dont let it affect me to the point that I have to get upset over it, but its nice. If you wanna rate me a 1, do it. If you wanna rate me a 10, do it. Its all up to you. I cant change how you feel about rating me. So if you wanna flame me about rating you a freakin 8 or whatever, dont waste your time. Im gonna read, laugh, delete. ALWAYS in that order...
Fire
You scored as Fire fairy, You have a fiery personality and people dont usually like you for that. but your a very smart person for your age and would love to take over the fire element if possible and kill all of your enemies. You go girl!Fire fairy58% Earth fairy46% Air fairy28% Spirit fairy26% Water fairy26% What type of element fairy are you?created with QuizFarm.com
Clan Farquharson
Clan Farquharson of Invercauld is a HIghland Scottish clan. The clan hails from Aberdeenshire and is a member of the Chattan Confederation. Orgins of the Clan Farquhar-from the Gaelic word 'fear' and 'char' meaning 'dear one.' Fhionnlaigh-from the Gaelic 'fionn' and 'laoch' meaning 'bright warrior' The name derives its name from Farquhar Shaw, 4th son of Alexander "Ciar" Mackintosh of Rothiemurchus, 5th Chief of the Clan Shaw, who settled in the Braes of Mar, the source of River Dee. His descendants took the name Farquharson. 16th Century & Anglo-Scottish Wars Farquhar Shaw's son, Donald Farquharson, married Isobel Stewart, heiress of Invercauld, however, it was their son, Finla Mor who has become known as the first real Farquharson. He was killed during the Battle of Pinkie in 1547 ages 60, where he was the Kings Standard Bearer. As the army descended toward the sea he was killed by a cannon ball fired from one of the enemy ships. His body lies interred in the c
Very True
Crearivity Has got to start with humanity, And when you're a human being, you feel, you suffer. By Marilyn Monroe
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WELCOME ALL TO THE FALL 2007 BOMBFEST Starts: Sept 15th 12pm est until Sept 30th 7pm est Rules: 1)Bombing Families can team up with other Bombing families. *But need to inform Host pls* 2)Each person in the families must have a Salute 3)Each person in the families must be a level 7 4)No Dual accounts 5)Family Home Page *If have one* must have a Sulate 6)Home page can be used to bomb, but online status must state who is currently bombing. 7)All Family Memebers must Fan & Rate & Friend the Host *Rubias* 8)NO Blasters 9)NO cheating....if you think there is cheating pls have proof before comming to me ie. screen shot. 10)NO NO Drama at all 11)Have fun!!!!!! NOW ON TO THE GOOD STUFF: PRIZES: First Place: 1 month blast or 3 month vip Second Place: 2 week blast or 2month vip Third Place: 1 week blast or 1 month vip *Winners need to inform the Host on how the prize will be used or given...so that it can be done so.* Please see me at the picture l
A Friend
Thank you Ocean50M ....loved the heels...will take pics and send to you with them all on! And maybe a few extra special ones...kisses babe!
We're Back!
So Ryan and I went out to my uncles property last night and camped.....My uncles was gone fishing so we hung out with his fiance and my cousins and there old men......We had a great time! Played quarters in the dark lol and went through 3 bottles between pretty much just 4 of us...... oh yeah this morning was great! So we have some fun tastic pictures that we took and I will get them up on here soon! Woot!
Going 2 Western Wisconsin Technical College!
I AM GOING 2 WESTERN WISCONSIN TECHNICAL COLLEGE! I start classes On Monday, Auguest 27th, 2007. I am sooo excited and a little nervous. Wish me the best of luck everyone! SMOOCHES AND HUGS! XOXOXOXOXOXs! Dark_lylith_666
Great Mn...ugh
Alright, braved the Minnesota State Fair today. Nothing like a fair to make you hate people even more. People are so freakin inconsiderate of others. My mom had ankle surgery a month ago so she had to use one of those motorized carts to enjoy the festivities. Well, somehow she became completely invisible on that thing. She's on a big cart but somehow people didn't see her. Was nearly impossible to go anywhere because people would just cut her off as she was going. Like somehow she'd slow them way down if they had to stop for 5 seconds to let her pass. I feel bad for people who are always in wheelchairs and things. I truly wonder if they see that kind of inconsiderate behavior constantly. The state fair is also known as the Great Minnesota Get Together. Should be called the "Great Minnesota Let's Get Fatter Together". I'm not sure if its just that type of envrionment draws in obese people or what, but seriously I really don't know how MN can be one of the healthiest states. I know,
I Don't Feel Normal
When the Moon Sets That's when you're at your best I don't feel normal because I can write this poem from deep within, but no one else understands me? Or if they do, they just put me off until it's conveint with them. But I have a raging Soul, and I have to speak When only lonely crickets chirp Sounds more inviguating than a burp When you and I lay next to eachother I dream our daughter has a brother When your next to me I'm close to you When you're holding me I relax like an Alley cat When your lips touch mine I enjoy the best of the wine When we talk to God He listens When we read God He writes We listen When I've accepted him He keeps an eye for us
Love Online...
Geez, how things have changed for me lately! I have no complaints about anything, but all good reports. Although, it's not the greatest thing in the world to hear, but yet, a divorce is in the future for me. Sad, but true. The end of a marriage of just 4 short years. But, I would rather it be short years than spending several years with someone that doesn't love me. As doors close on me, others open in their place. I have never felt as happy in my life than what I have felt with Kristy. She completes me in every way imaginable. She makes me laugh, I feel her pain, she feels mine. I actually feel like I'm part of someone when I am with her. She gives me a feeling that no one else has ever given to me. Kristy and I have only known each other just over 5 or 6 months now, but we have been seeing each other for just over a month. She came down to my little two bedroom apartment in South Point, Ohio back on July 30th and since then, her and I have been inseperable. I love
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In The Beginning...
Greetings one and all...I guess this is the part where I try to say a little something about myself and in the process...try to not bore everyone half to death out there. It'll be hard, but here goes... I'm a pro wrestler, whose been in the busines somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 years. It feels like I've been in it a hell of a lot longer. I've been all across this country, back and forth more times than I care to count. Currently, you'll find me lost and wondering somewhere in the Paducah, Kentucky, area. Granted that could change at ANY minute, but for now, that's where I'm at. If you have any questions, comments, anything like that...feel free to drop them. I promise, I won't bite...too hard, well...unless you want me to, then we'll talk. Some interests of mine...I listen to about any and all types of music. Just depends on what I feel like listening to at the time. Same thing with movies, although my favorite movie of all time is "Shawshank Redemption." Love wat
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Wishing All A Wonderful Weekend!
The Spirit in the Sky I have been reborn On the wings of this mighty steed. On the open highway, without bonds of civilization to distract or confine me. With the wind in my face, and the beauty of nature which surrounds me. Who am I to question why I am here or what is the purpose of my life? Suddenly, I am transformed into a fearless Indian chief, riding a dark horse with fiery exhausts for nostrils, Lightning and thunder emerge from its machine soul It has come to life, it obeys my every movement, It senses my moods. There is a brief transformation of the souls, suddenly the man, and the machine of the man become inseparable and indistinguishable I am the machine and it is me. The pulsations of my dark horse's metal soul meld with my heartbeat; the constant mesh of its gears emanates allowing us to reach synchronicity. Leaving the mortal world behind us, we are compelled to the realm of the mystic. Our journey has begun. For the moment, we have esca
Global Warming
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The Drunk And The Cop
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
The Piss Test
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine sampl
Deep Thoughts
Deep Thoughts Always remember, 49.9% of your friends are below average. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. 14% of Americans surveyed agree that Puerto Rico should not be the 51st state because "that extra star would make the flag look bad." 23% of Perot voters say, "The candidate I vote for usually loses." 17% of college graduates would punch themselves really hard in the face for $50. 28% of Americans think that our army's high-tech military equipment is too expensive to risk in combat. One third of American women agree that baseb
Tonight!!
woohoo I get to go to a bachlorette party tonight! oh yeah we get to have sum drinks and have an awesum time i cant wait two hours left! but to all my chattin buddies u know im a point whore and ill be back b4 long lol
Monkey
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Shout Box Broke!?
ohhh no my shout box wont come up! that makes me sad cause i love talkin tot people on there. if you wanna chat tho add me on yahoo...heather_lee_foo
Memories.....
My Dear Friend By: Sharon Gay Watson Seven long years we talked and fought, But I will cherish the memories you brought, We each in our own way loved one another, And in my heart allways you will remain my brother. Your eyes light up shadows and your smile melts a heart, Just your hello was a real fine way for friends to start, You listened, you laughed and you broke down my walls, I never quite knew how a body felt when it falls. Memories will last allways until we meet up above, I feel your ams around me, and your voice shows me love, You walk in my dreams and you tell me to hang on now, But I feel so lost that I do not know how. Go travel through mountains and valleys so deep, We shall be companions in both of our sleep, Don't ever say bye, don't ever let go, Your friends all around still love you so. ************************************************* In Our Memories By: Sharon Gay Watson Piercing eyes that strike to the heart, A stern look which
A True Friend
I have this friend whos the greatest woman in the world, shes slightly older than me but shes good at helpin a nigga in his time of need, whenever i have a problem shes always there to talk to, no matter what no matter who she can keep my head right so i dont let the nut case loose, we maybe in seperate states diffrent timme zone but i can always rely on her 2 be at home, i say this now i say this here to my dear friend u mean the world to me and i hope our frindship will never end
Look Into My Eyes
Look Into My Eyes When You look into my eyes, do you see the true me? Do you see I am sweet, and caring? Do you see I am giving and forgiving? Do you see my Love for you? When I look at your eyes I stop myself from crying When I'm alone and think about your eyes I cry. I can't stop thinking that you'll never see the real me. That you'll never see beyond your past! You'll never see that I love you for you! One day I'll be gone - gone for good! Gone from this world. No matter what happens, my eyes will one day close And forever rest in peace. But will I ever be completely gone? Just maybe everytime you close your eyes In your mind there you'll see I loved you for you And only wanted you to love me for me!!!
Woot Woot
Yep..gonna make myself my first drink of the night..gonna comment the hell out of myself...gonna rate some and comment some...hopefully level so I don't run out of comments on this contest pic..and I'll probably take pics later too...can you believe it?..LMAO click the pic and comment....I'm drowning!
Slide Show Of My New Grandson #1
Born August 16/2007 at 4:48pm 7lbs 0oz Tanner Gerald Thomas named after his Grandpa
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Quiet Emotions
Quiet Emotions I always wanted more from you than you were willing to give; So now we've gone our separate ways each with different lives to live. The bond will always be there the friendship always intact; But the time for us has come and gone and the pages of time, you can't turn back. I will always be a friend to you and wonder how you are; The smiles and laughter I will remember and our fights have become painless scars. Sometimes on those busy days when you've a thousand things to do; Please let me glide slowly through your mind and spend some time with you. In that quiet moment when you're surprised to find me there; Just remember even with the distance between us I am still someone who cares.
Beware Of Garbage Trucks
Beware of Garbage Trucks How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly one can get back their focus on what's important. Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened. I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches! The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was fr
08-24-07
Damn, but this was a mammoth show! Ran about 7&1/2 hours long! And most of it was bands you just dont hear all the time anywhere! It RAWKED!!!! =========================================================================== 08-24-07 Aldo Nova "Fantasy" TLL intro 14a Bonham "The Disregard Of Timekeeping" Bonham "Wait For You" TLL of WRR promo Adema "Freaking Out" >voiceover: Juno Reactor / Don Davis "Navras" Helix "Rock You" Sepultura "The Waste" WRR Darth Maul 1 Avenged Sevenfold "Bat Country" Dissection "Night's Blood" >voiceover Peter Frampton "Show Me The Way" LIVE Alice Cooper with Slash "Desperado" LIVE Ace Frehley & Peter Criss "Nothin' To Lose" LIVE Billy Idol "Rebel Yell" LIVE acoustic Vince Neil & Nikki Sixx with friends "Rock N' Roll" LIVE Dee Snider, Zakk Wylde, Bob Kulick, Rudy Sarzo, Frankie Banali, Paul Taylor "Go To Hell" LIVE Trapt "Headstrong" Fireball Ministry "Flatline" All That Remains "This Darkened Heart" >voiceover Metallica "The God
Thank You Alcohol!
Dear Alcohol.... First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big It
If You Had Me Alone
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE
Placebo - Blackeyed
Shrimp Salad
Shrimp Salad Entertaining over the weekend? This shrimp salad from the Barefoot Contessa makes a delightful summer lunch or dinner. If you don't have a crowd to feed, just halve the recipe -- but remember that the dish keeps well for a couple of days and makes great sandwiches. Credit: Barefoot Contessa Parties! by Ina Garten Servings: 12 Ingredients: * 3 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon kosher salt * 1 lemon, cut into quarters * 4 pounds large shrimp in the shell (16 to 20 shrimp per pound) * 2 cups good mayonnaise * 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard * 2 tablespoons good white wine or white wine vinegar * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 6 tablespoons minced fresh dill * 1 cup minced red onion (1 onion) * 3 cups minced celery (16 stalks) Directions: Bring 5 quarts of water, 3 tablespoons salt and the lemon to a boil in a large saucepan. Add half the shrimp and reduce the heat to medium. Cook, uncovered, for only 3 minutes
Zucchini Cranberry Muffins
Zucchini Cranberry Muffins This weekend, take advantage of all that summer zucchini and whip up a batch of moist, sweet muffins -- bet they won't last till Monday! Servings: 24 muffins Ingredients: * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 tablespoon baking powder * 2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 2 teaspoons cinnamon * 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg * 3 eggs * 1 1/2 cups sugar * 1 cup vegetable oil * 2/3 tablespoon pure vanilla extract * 2 cups grated zucchini * 1 (8-ounce) can crushed pineapple * 1 1/2 cups whole cranberry sauce * 1/2 cup raisins * 1/2 cup walnuts Directions: Sift the dry ingredients together. Beat the eggs. Blend in the sugar, oil and vanilla. Fold in the zucchini, pineapple and cranberries. Add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients. Mix until just blended. Fold in the raisins and nuts. Pour the batter into muffin cups and bake at 375 degrees F for 20 to 25 minutes, or un
Time Will Tell...
Things change in life everyday. Sometimes they are good, bad, and sometimes we just don't even know. All I know is that today I am good, and for once in a long time that feeling isn't coming from a job, a relationship, my kids, nothing. I am just good! I have reached inside and grabbed a hold of my self worth again, and I will not allow myself to put it away again. I am done focusing on outside things. I am done hoping that people are honest, done hoping that people will treat me right. Regardless of what goes on outside of my little bubble, I will remain intact and happy. Don't get me wrong, I will still hope and dream for things that I want in my future, but I am not basing my self worth on them anymore. I do the best I can on a daily basis, and that's really all I can do. If it is not good enough in certain situations, then oh well. I am who I am, like it or not, take it or leave it!!! I love myself and my kids, and I will do everything I can to always give
The World Cafe Live
Last night was the first time I've ever been to The World Cafe Live in Philadelphia. It's a good place to see live music, and it's affiliated with one of my closest friends radio station, Yrock. It's a comfortable atmosphere, and the food is organic, with lots of healthy and vegitarian choices. I was there to see Qwirk, one of my favorite bands play. It was an artist showcase, the last show before the finals. Every previous night had a winner that got to play on Saturday night. While Qwirk didn't win, they definitely got some good exposure. It's very hard to break into the industry when you're an instrumental band, but I really think that if they work hard and promote themselves well, and have as many people helping to promote them as possible, they'll have a good, loyal fanbase. I really missed being out with friends and watching live music. I almost forgot how much I love it, with getting caught up with being a mom and all. It's so easy to forget that I'm my own person wi
Ghost Rider Needs Some Bombs
Hey everyone Ghost Rider here looking for a little help to finish his contest. It" been almost 3 weeks and still not done. LOL LMAO If you all wouldnt mind helping me out. I only need 2600 more bombs to completion. So if some of you have some extra time , would you mind shooting over for a little bombing. If you need it just click the pic below. Yea I know my ugly mug. LOL LMAO. So I hope to see you there.
The Constancy Of Mirrors
I want the jazz of her sweet caress, to plummet head first into her hands and know the rhythm of skin. I want to lose my flesh in the constancy of mirrors while the scent of her hair erases me. She is the dance of my cocoon opening, the spirit-voice of tomorrow's moon, and the remembrance of cotton candy. I want the skeletons of all trees to whisper our names, the sky to sing us in a silent thunder. All rights reserved
Where Can I Get Dragon Pics?
I am looking for a pic of a mother dragon and a baby dragon... for my newest tattoo. Does anyone have any suggestions? Links?
Ozzfest 2007
i can't wait, its almost here.less than 10 hour away.
Laugh For August 25
The Top 15 Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult 15. Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com. 14. Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's... Stoli, Mott's... 13. He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party. 12. Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days to the apocalypse. 11. Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana. 10. His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership." 9. Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do stint handing out flowers at airport. 8. Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's "Site of the Day." 7. She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free. 6. Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends. 5. Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning to rescue the true believers. 4. Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one. 3. Big "N" on your browser replaced
Lil Devil Needs Help
Please go here and atleast rate this lovely woman. She is in the sexiest picture contest and needs as many rates and comments as possible even a rate an a comment helps thanks.
Shining Where We Touch
Yes, the parting and I, enraptured, enter her - she is shining where we touch and I am wrapped in her quick friction. She rises, now falls beneath me - hard flowers brushing against my chest, her fingers drawing crimson across my back. I, inside of her, feel her inside of me, as water splashed cool and warm within - her moist breath mingles with mine and our perspirations drop as one onto the sheets. We are climbing to a yes, to an instant ordained by our singular biology - I am almost peaked, almost cresting. I cannot, must, and now she screams my name - I am liquid in her arms, in her depths, and in the steel moonlight. I am rain from a cloudless sky falling infinitely into her - as she is melting I dissolve and we become someone new. Always, now, together as we lie in breathless ecstasy. All rights reserved
Why Women Are So Cranky
We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day l
Sorry
i just want to say i'm sorry if i have offended anyone on here, I'm new at this stuff.To...Bvd I thought i sent a 10,sorry.It's people like you that make new people want to stop trying to learn new stuff,Thanks alot. & Thanks to all that have been nice to new people.
Fubar
Well Ive been a member here for about 1 week... and a member of myspace for almost 2 years. In the time that Ive been on here Ive found it to make myspace look like crap. Seriously, this place has nicer people thats for sure. Im actually considering deleting myspace. But I guess people are on these types of sites for different reasons. Friends, relationships, cybersex, everyone has their own reasons I guess. Me? Im here to meet new people, and if it develops into something more... so be it. I guess after being separated for 3 years and divorced for almost 6 months now, that Im ready to get back into the "dating game". Its a scary thought thats for sure..lol. So what are your reasons for being on here?? Be interesting to see if people are just here for a bit of online "sex fun" or are looking for something more.
Service In Iraq: Just How Risky?
Service in Iraq: Just How Risky? By Samuel H. Preston and Emily Buzzell Saturday, August 26, 2006; Page A21 The consequences of Operation Iraqi Freedom for U.S. forces are being documented by the Defense Department with an exceptional degree of openness and transparency. Its daily and cumulative counts of deaths receive a great deal of publicity. But deaths alone don't indicate the risk for an individual. For this purpose, the number of deaths must be compared with the number of individuals exposed to the risk of death. The Defense Department has supplied us with appropriate data on exposure, and we take advantage of it to provide the first profile of military mortality in Iraq. Between March 21, 2003, when the first military death was recorded in Iraq, and March 31, 2006, there were 2,321 deaths among American troops in Iraq. Seventy-nine percent were a result of action by hostile forces. Troops spent a total of 592,002 "person-years" in Iraq during this period. The ratio of
Stay Or Go
Not sure if I want to go not sure if I want to stay. my feelings are all mixed up. do you care if i go do you care if i stay dont think it really matters anymore. I have gained friends lost friends met some real awesome people and some not so great. I have been disrespected repeatdly and dont need any more stress. needed friends but so many want more then want i want to give. I cant be what everyone wants me to be. I am a good person and dont mean to hurt anyone. That isnt my tentions. so do I stay or do I go I am not real sure anymore. does it even matter.
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When you truly love someone you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes... Instead you fight for the mistakes, you accept the faults, you overlook excuses...
Question: Whets The Difference Between A Blonde Girl And A Crack Dealer?
Answer: The blonde girl can wash her crack and use it again.
Drive Your Wife Wild
Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?" "Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild." Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!" Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her nuts!"
A Man's Thoughts On Fellatio Aka Rebuttal Etiquette (by A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Mak
I Am Sorry
I am sorry for every tear that falls and sorry that I couldnt wipe them away. I am sorry that you had a bad day and wasnt there to comfort you. so many miles lay between and the distance is so long. I am sorry for not being there when you needed a friend. I got caught up in my own lifes games and wasnt there when you needed me the most. I am sorry for every heartache that you had to go through alone because i couldnt be there. My heart is breaking I wanted to be your friend but I cant be there to wipe away your tears or comfort you when you had a bad day. I am so sorry. and now I must say goodbye. memories wont be forgotten they will be treasured forever. I will always hold you close in my heart you will remain forever. goodbye I am sorry I couldnt be there for you and I hope that someday you will understand. I love you my friend but I cant make up for what I did. I am sorry
Kids And The Bible
Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU ARE EVEN REMOTELY FAMILIAR WITH HOLY SCRIPTURE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! . THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. COMES FROM A ROMAN CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GE
I Love My Horoscope Today
Cancer, You'll move from slow to fast quictly, so you'll need to keep your head on straight. Managing your time and communicating clearly are the best ways of smoothing the path ahead. You'll be delighted one decision can be made easily, getting a good deal of confusion out of the way. You'll soon set your sights on either an upcoming trip or a rather ambitious project that's got your enthusiasm. Allow your imagination to soar. YAYYYYYYYYY IT'S REALLY MATCH THE THINGS HAPPEND FOR ME THIS FEW DAYS..
Plz Read
HEY THERE EVERY ONE ME AND A FRIEND BRENDA NOTICED THAT SOME TIMES WE SEE THINGS LIKE I AM SAD / I NEED A HUG . YOU KNOW THINGS LIKE THAT SO SHE CAME UP WITH A IDEA ,,IF YOU KNOW SOME ONE THAT COULD USE A LITTLE CHEERING UP JUST SEND US THE LINKS AND WE WILL TRY OUR BEST TO SEND COMMENTS THANK YOU TO THOSE THAT READ THIS THERESA
Ideal
The other day someone asked me what I want in a friend. It got me thinking. My actual answer was this minus their responses shoutbox style bottom to top: ->...: I like people who volunteer help out the greater good in the world.. don't like wimps hmm you got me thinking .. ->...: I like attention but it's not all about me.. if I bring up ... hey look at this this is cool I don't wanna be blown off either ->...: someone who can stand on their own 2 feet ... someone who will tell me when they're upset straight to me let me be a shoulder to cry on Edit: Someone who will not demean me for being me. I am moody; I have highs and lows. if you're only going to be around for my highs, walk away because when I need you most you'll be gone.
To My Friends And Family
WHY DO EX-GIRLFRIENDS AND EX-WIFES HAVE TO CAUSE SO MUCH DRAMA AND STUPIED SHIT IN YOUR LIFE TO WHERE THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING FUCKING HELL???? I HATE THIS SHIT I CANT WAIT UNTIL I GET MY NEW JOB WHERE I LIVE THEM ALL FUCKING BEHIND
Hello
Just wanted to say hello to every one
Attorney's Advice - No Charge
ATTORNEY'S ADVICE - NO CHARGE Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate Attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED." 2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card Accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it. 3. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home Phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS # printed on your checks. (DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary. But if you have
I'll Be There
I'LL BE THERE. WHEN KNOW ONE IS THERE FOR YOU. AND YOU THINK NO ONE CARES. AND THE WHOLE WORLD WALK OUT ON YOU . AND YOU THINK YOUR ALL ALONE. I'LL BE THERE. WHEN THE ONE YOU CARE ABOUT THE MOST COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOU . WHEN THE ONE YOU GAVE YOUR HEART TO THOWS IT IN YOUR FACE. I'LL BE THERE. WHEN THE PERSON YOU TRUSTED BETRAYS YOU. WHEN THE PERSON YOU SHARE ALL YOUR MEMORIES WITH .CAN'T EVEN REMBER YOUR BIRTHDAY. I'LL BE THERE. WHEN YOUR HEART HURT SO BAD YOU CAN'T EVEN BREATHE. WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO CRAWL UP AND DIE . I'LL BE THERE. WHEN THE TEARS JUST FALL DOWN. SO YOU SEE UNTIL THE END . THIS I PROMISE . IF I CAN EVER MAKE IT. IF YOU EVER NEED ME I'LL BE THERE.
A New Day
For those of you that read my blog on the passing of my father, I thought that I would share a little more with you about today. Again, feel free to ignore or reply. Today I went back to work. Honestly, I wasn't sure that I would make it through the day. I woke this morning so angry. Everyone at work was wonderful to me and so understanding. Lt. S called me to his office and ask if there was anything he could do. He could see how I was struggling to hold things together. We talked for a few minutes with me telling him how angry I felt and not sure why I felt that way. I wondered if there was something wrong with me that I was angry at everything. He listened and didn't judge my feelings or try to explain them away. He was just someone to vent to. Later that day, I was feeling overwhelmed and about to lose control. A fellow officer noticed how close I was to that point and brought it to the Lt.'s attention. Again I was called into his office. He offered me a moment of silence
I'm A Sensitive Guy...
215,000 To Godfather
COME ON EVERYONE..THIS IS NOTHING TO GET...AND THERE ARE LOTS RATING..SHES A LEVELER...GO SHOW HER SOME MAD LOVE Lets all help make her a God Father. Shes got 215,000 to God Father and her Happy Hour is coming up next hour. Shes got a lot of pictures and stash to rate.Show her some love. ღBalieღplz fan n r8 b4 addღ@ fubar
Friends List
For those who want to stay on my friends list that havent said anything I need to know now. so please let me know if you havent already.
Sub...mission
Sub...mission Did I tell you how much you mean to me? How your soul touched mine and sent a spark Across time and distance, to give hope To a belief in forever, and completeness, As only two can find in a world So devoid of love and raw emotion, A world where a slave needs her Master To guide and nurture her, give purpose to her life, Own and possess her as no other will, To bless with such a rare gift, A joy to watch it's growth From embryonic state to realised dreams Where at last she belongs: The cravings answered, the plea heard To be bathed in love, caressed with His pain, Rejoicing in the cleansing tears she weeps, Gratitude for acceptance, beckoned To His Domain where she knows peace Unlike any other, a safe haven, Welcoming her submission, laying at His feet, Awaiting His every command, lifeblood to her days And nights, where screams become cries of ecstasy Warmed by whips and beloved body alike, To take her
Here I Set
HERE I SET ALL ALONE. GET OLDER AS TIME GO ON. THINK LIFE A GAME. BUT IT REALY NOT. THE WORLD GO AROUND.AND NEAVER STOP . THE WORLD KEEP GOING NEW LIFE IS BORN. LIFE NOT EASY.LIFE IS HARD. IT WANT YOU MAKE OF IT. IT NOT A GAME NO MORE. SOME GET OLD AND WANT TO DIE. SOME GET OLDER AND WANT TO LEAD A HAPPY LIFE. SO WE ALL SET HERE, THINK HOW SHOULD IT BE. DOSE ANYONE KNOW. WHAT IT SHOULD BE.
Stash Items
I try very hard to figure out how to upload some pics into my stash and I'm so frustrated. After loading I'll go back to check and see if the pics are there etc but can't see anything. What am I doing wrong? I have tried to click on the link in regards to the photobucket account but cant get anywhere there as well. I wish I could figure out how to do the stash.
Omg Fucking Hilarious
I DIED LAUGHING TO THIS HOPE YOU ENJOY IT TOO ~*~HUGS~*~ Check out this video: Protest SOngAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Crappidy Doo Wop Shiggidy Bang Ban Bang
bah. i need to go home. time goes so slow...but the year has flown. i wonder if this is it..all that there is to offer. i shouldn't be such a twat, but that's how it goes i guess. i miss my friends. i miss having a life. i had the silliest though the other day...i honestly couldn;t remember what it was like to be held in someone's arms. or to roll over, and snuggle with someone aside from a 4 yr old :P maybe it's better this way. i have more to take care of...i can't support someone else right now. i can hardly support myself. but that's how these things go.
Hey Eeryone
hello out there hope everyone is doing great :)
Slayer Webcast Live Right Now
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Show Them Come Love
THESE ARE SOME OF THE BEST PPL ON FUBAR TO ME SHOW THEM SOME LOVE.......LOVE YA ALL ~RebelBreed~*War Chief* ~Founder~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of Fubar@ fubar $r Whi+e Knigh+~Confederate Bombers(mod)~Git R Done Rebels@ fubar ~Rebel Lady~Co-Founder ~ CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of FUBAR~@ fubar ۩۞ Tʧ ۞۩ -- Pd mmb of Th ǺT ߺm讧 Fml ۞@ fubar ~CHEROKEELADY~proud member of the confederate bomber family@ fubar ~Princess~ Proud Member of the Confederate Bombers Family@ fubar ♥BooBoo..KDM'z Angel Always..Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar this is part one if your not on here don't feal left out ill be doing another one soon love ya guys
How Was Your Day
how was your day
Condemned
One kiss be that of forever, Burning within the darkness. One kisses be that of never, When bound in the throws of madness. Desire one that is never seen, Heart still beats in time. Beauty seen in Imagination, Love is truly blind. Whispers endure the flow of the wind, Across the maddening pose. To cry within the hands of not knowing, Condemned to the petal of the ROSE.
Dinner
how was dinner
Maryland Day1
Well after a late start we finally got going. Ofcourse ther was traffice and lunch took too long, but all's good We can to Baltimore and find out I Google-Mapped the direction to the wrong address. So after a bit a drama and map reading we got the Aquarium, around 3pm. Thats about three hours after i had planned to. The Aquarium was fun, Alex love it, until his tired and hungry melt down began, while at dinner at the HardRock. And ofcourse service was slow, and ow it had begun to rain. Dinner was finally over and we actually found our hotel, somewhere in Bowie MD, i don't know. It seems we have free wireless internet access in the room, nice. But now it seems like it going to rain all week both here and at the NC shore. argh. So i've been online looking for things to do, but we might just cut this trip short if needed, One of the pluses of driving. Well it's late and i've had a long day, so i'll try and update this as often as i can... Luv Y'all Finz
Help Me Win Plz!!
Help me please?
Family
how many family are on here
Celebrity Lookalikes...
Two Faced
why do people feel the need to stick their skanky noses in other peoples business? if your not woman or man enough to say it to the persons face dont be skanky and stick your nose where it dont belong. get a life and leave mine to me.
So...
The show totally kicked ass! Everyone was into us and we sold t-shirts, AND lots of tips. The best part of it all, is I don't have work tomorrow! Time to get crunkkkkkk!! That's all I wanted to say.
Lights Are A Good Thing.
It has been a long time Since I've seen a light that bright. Lights along the way seem so dim. They fly past so quickly, I can barely see them. Catching a glimpse of what could have been. Worthless ventures with positive gain. Learning what is real and what isn't. My darkness is very real, and sobering. I'm holding my flame for the brightness. I can wait. All good things come to those...... All good things.... All good things....
A Friend, An Angel
Our friends are like Angels, They lighten dark days, In all different kinds, Of wonderful ways. Their thoughtfulness is, A gift from God above, And we are surrounded, By their warm love. To us a friends smile, Is as bright as the sun, And they fill your sad times, Full of laughter and fun. Friends are like Angels, But they don't have wings, They bless our lives, With the most wonderful things. You have been that Angel, All the way through, and I can't Thank You enough, For the good deeds you do. So I give my best wishes, May you have happiness and love, And anything else, That you may have Dreamed of.
Cross My Heart
Cross My Heart Our love is unconditional We knew it from the start I can see it in your eyes You can feel it from my heart From here on after Let's stay the way we are right now And share all the love and laughter That a lifetime will allow Chorus: I cross my heart And promise to Give all I've got to give To make all your dreams come true In all the world You'll never find A love as true as mine You will always be the miracle That makes my life complete And as long as there's still breath in me I'll make yours just as sweet As we look into the future It's as far as we can see So let's make each tomorrow Be the best that it can be (chorus) And if along the way we find a day It starts to pour You've got the promise of my love To keep you warm By: George Strait
Water Falling
I have not sampled midnight from your parted lips, but dream of it - of feeling your soft curls brushing across me like lace curtains. You are the sound of water falling inside-out from the blue blue sky and I am drinking. I am forgetting me in the scent of you, seeing perfect light on your naked skin - we are talking in voiceless motions over the din of our separate yesterdays. All rights reserved
Pte. Braun Scott Woodfield
A Result Of Late Night Loneliness And Too Much Thinkin...... :(
time doesn't allow one to have what their heart truly wants. it plays games.. and gives the illusion of happiness. happiness that is so easy to fall for. giving into it.. with all one has.. is a huge risk they take.. for the images of 'once upon a time'.. soon fade and crack. and all thats left are the broken pieces of a 'happily ever after'. ~Candyce~
Tattoo Addict
sitting in the dark pain an electric spark the fuel to my fire increase my desire needle finds its mark the current courses through me with every breath i take nerves pulsating absolutely tittilating the feeling envelops me pleasure courses through me stimulating my mind extasy courses through me such a pain is hard to find my addiction, my climax, my love Copyright: Chantal Plummer
My Angel On Earth
blessing in disguise but you caught my eyes seen clearly in foggy weather you make my life so much better sent to me from heaven above seeing you smile i know i am loved dont make a sound dont make a peep when you are around i can actually sleep the sweetest dreams you've given me all because you love me
Penis Power
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Logistics Officer
Found out friday that I'm going to be a logistic officer in the Marine Corps. I've been an officer for almost a year now, and I've spent all that time in schools training to be in charge of MARINES. Looking forward to going to my last school before I stand before my first platoon. I'll be in NC for 2 two months of Logistic Training. Looking forward to the future, will keep you all posted. Mike
I Love You
If I could have just one wish... I would wish to wake up everyday... to the sound of your breath on my neck... the warmth of your lips on my cheek.. the touch of your fingers on my skin... and the feel of your heart beating with mine... knowing that I could never fnd that feeling.. with anyone but you... I will always Love you.
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The True King
Wow
Last couple of days have been nutz. I don't even know how to go into it... Upset someone that I care about by asking advise from an outsider. Introduced the two, and now everything is ok.... but the outsider doesnt get along with another friend of mine.. so thats a bit on the hard side.. I really care about the person I've been hanging out with for the last month. He makes me so completely happy. I am determined to take it one day at a time. So far, that's been pretty good. Been bonding with a friend.. she's a great person, and I am happy that we are getting close. Tomorrow, I leave for a two week trip to Atlanta, Ga. I am really excited about that... I almost had to miss it, because I came within an ace of getting arrested tonight. I'm still shaking, actually.... I got pulled over for something silly... when I renewed my tags, I was given new plates, and I forgot to put them on the car... so evidentially, the officer was doing a routine check, and my plates came back as def
Silly Boys
To all the guys that ever treated a girl with disrespect, hear what that girl has to say. I may have good looks , doesn't mean you have to reassure me all the time that i am "sexy". If you see another girl, more attractive than me, dont point it out, most of us already have a self esteem problem. When we feel down, dont hug us, we are girls, we like to talk about things, and physical usually doesnt cover it. If you ever hit your girl, remember that she is weak, and she loves you, and she will take that pain. How far will you go? When you think about cheating on her, remember that because of you she is sitting at home, and not out partying, wondering when you will call her like you said. When you break up with her and then get back with her, know that you left a scar, because now she wonders why and if she is not good enough. When you laugh at her for things she does in public, know that even though she smiles she is humiliated but she will never tell you. K
I Want...
I want the kind of love where he will take me up to the local water tower and spray paint our names in a big heart facing the town. I want to go on picnics in the winter just so we can kkep each otehr warm. I want a man that resepcts that im not perfect but can come close at times. I want to know that when im gonna throw up because i drank too much that he will be there holding my hair up and talking me though it. I want to wake up next to someone that will look at me at my lowest and tell me that i am beauitful. I want to shiver just when i think about him becuase im so excited to see him. I want him to take risks with me. Go skydiving, cliff jumping. I want a guy that will talk to me at any time of the day. I want a complicated man. Im not so sure he exists, but you can always dream right? Erin
She...
She cries, she screams, she shouts, she fights, she hurts.... she is a part of me. she lives inside of me.... she doesn't want to hurt anymore... She feels sick... in her mind she is sick... in my mind... I am sick...
Why
Plunging towards the dead spot as I claw and tear at my very own soul to escape this dank shell that is my own personal hell. Forever falling away from the light that is my sanity. No way out of it further and further i fall without a rope to climb out and noway to tell where the bottom is or what is there. Wasted is my life for efforts were all in vane nothing completed when everything was started. Now born into a new life of constant strife, I fight my way to see the light, but only to crash and burn and wait for the next turn of events in the world to summon me from my black and forever decending hole of dispair. The question I have is WHY??
Im Sorry
im sorry for all the pain ive caused u ive been nothing but a bad girlfriend to you...always argueing....fighting....i cant take it anymore....espacially ur pushing me away...i told u i would never hurt you and i ment it...i love you with all of my heart....and i love those kids as if they were mine....and i havent been able to meet u yet....this distance between us is killing me....we cant even do what couples do...u know hug kiss shit like that....its tearing me apart....and ur at the point where u need me the most and i cant even be there for you....i just wanted to tell u im sorry and that i love you
Tee Hee
Well I Got To Talk With One Of My Closest Friends On Here The Other Night, Which Was Awesome But Sadly It Ended Very Quickly Do To The Phone Going Dead, But We At Least Knew What Had Happen. After Talking Here Fer A Few Before We Headed To Bed.
.....in The End Does It Really Matter
All I ever wanted, was to be what you needed But all I ever did was say things wrong And all I ever wanted was to be by your side But all I ever did was break your heart So now that Ive hurt you, and probably lost you Im lost with myself what the hell should I do And I wanna be with you, and tell you I love you But I know you wont have it, what the hell should I do Now all that I want, just give me one chance You cant believe me but I swear its true Cus all I want, just give me one chance To prove that I love you let me show you I do And God knows youre an angel sent from above But I didnt listen I couldnt see the gift hed given me But your still my angel still sent from up above If God can hear me please just let me show you
Is It Possible
is it possible to have feelings for someone you never met in person
-funny-
A Fireman is driving home from work one afternoon still in uniform when he saw a little girl in a little red wagon with ladders and a hose on the side. He stopped and said "That's a nice truck you got there partner." She smiled real big and said "Thanks!" Then the fireman noticed she had her cat and dog tied to it, the dog by his neck, the cat by his testicles. He bent down to her level and said "I don't wanna tell you how to run your rig now, but I bet the cat would pull it faster if the rope was around his neck." The little girl said "Yeah, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
An Old Pirate?????
I remember when I got my first comp..... it was an E-machine bundle. Got it home and plugged it in and started my way on the internet hiway... true it was slo and yahoo was the big thing going ...... then I learned of NAPSTER!!!!!!!!!!! I was in heaven.... music on demand ...... happy as hell to see a d/l of 5 or 10 kb/s .. poopin the pants on a 20 + ..... all I could think...... this is fast as all hell then after all of these years and 3 or 4 different pc's and 2 laplops later all I do is comlain that the d/l is slower than 90 kb/s while trying to do 5 of them and running 5 to 7 other programs with it am i tryin to do too much at one time?? Probably but it's there ..... but then I think of what Smitty would say........ Miheal Edward... (he always called me that!!) How many hands do you have???...... Well 2 Grandpa why?? Well if you only have 2 and you only have 2 feet right? Yes grandpa.... Well that only makes 4 usable limbs Micheal.... So my question to you is with all of your l
I Wish I Was With Her Right Now...
NOOOOOOO!!!! You opened it! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life, IF you repost this within 2 minutes with the heading: (pick 1) Slow Sex I miss my baby In love Rough Sex 101 I wear thongs Call me Baby am I doing too much? I smoke ask me out already I'm Single I wish i was with her right NOW I wish i was with him right NOW HARDER HARDER I wanna love him but i just cant I wish she would realize how much i love her STIFFLERS MOM I wanna be with him marry me my ex is ugly im back with my ex my ex is an ass I wanna ask her out!! I wanna ask him out Im breaking up with you im pregnant again, shit! ma ex is a lil hOE
Please Help!!!!!
I am in my first contest and it ends Sunday at midnight cst!!! I am out of comments on 4 different accounts please help me win this one..i promise to return the LOVE!!!!
Fandom
Fandom. It ruins everything beautiful and good. No...it doesn't ruin...it castrates. It dilutes it to the view of the public, by making it seem like something warm and fuzzy and soft. Then it's just another point of view, just another opinion. It's so gay. Fandom turns enthusiasm into near cultishness. Make it stop. It's what casts Angelina Jolie as Dagny Taggart. It's what makes people happily interested in hearing that Brad Pitt wants to play Howard Roark. These people DON'T live up to them! They're fictional characters, but they're possible...but THOSE people shouldn't portray them. I don't want the prettiest faces playing the greatest heroes... I want the BEST actors...I want the BEST people. Jolie goes against everything about Atlas Shrugged, and so does fucking Brad Pitt. Fuck him if he wants to play Roark, or Rearden, or Galt. He doesn't deserve it. And fuck Angelina Jolie. She's a stupid bitch. It's not fandom making me write this...just an intense...REAL
Been Awhile.......
just stopped by to see what everyone was up to. there is too much drama on the net these days. how is everyone? i hope y'all are doin good. as for me i am going to new york on monday for a week to see my in laws. hope 2 chat soon!
What The Hell.....
I want to wage a formal complaint..... Recently I have fallen out of contact with someone that at a point in time I considered a good friend. His name is Sean and we used to hang out at least once a week and have fun. We were friends and nothing more. But I have noticed a pattern with him over the past two years of our friendship... and that is that whenever he begins to date someone he writes me off. I think this is fucking ridiculous. Then whenever he gets his heart broken he comes crying back to me to pick up the pieces and tell him everything is ok. Why oh why do boys have to be so lame?
Lifeline
Dirty demonic tricks My mind is under submission Everybody is here Why does it feel like everyone is Missing? A cold comatose feeling Somebody please wake me up All of a sudden its so easy Its so easy But is it time to give up? Im told I can make it I just have to hold on Life and death Breathless and stressed Is it easy to say 'so long?' My life line on flat It must be that time now No more voices, no love, no hate I cant feel anything at all I must have just died now. ~yours truly~ SALVADOR BISHOP
Poem
She stands alone on the mountain top Waiting for something to happen but what Breathing in the thin cold air Feeling weightless as it blows through her hair **** Steadfast against the currents of time Waiting for something she can call mine A dream she knows of jasmine and moss In her field where there is love and not loss **** Across the mighty ocean he dreams too Of a love he yearns for that would make him new Two minds thinking exactly the same Two hearts as one is anyone really to blame **** Destiny - fate is what it appears to be When the two meshed souls strive to see It is the same dream they share between them Giving both strength to endure the emptiness within **** Is it just a one time journey to be done when it is done Or can their be many more in different times where they can be Together at last to experience what their minds see Is it - could it be a serendipity.
Fantasy Tale
My fantasy cave to which I will escape is the one found on my page. This cave is beautiful and hidden away from my world as it is today. I can go into my cave and be relaxed and free. Peering out on a place that I wish to be. No worries, no stress, no loss, no grief. Me and my treasures...and you my friend. We can go sailing at will on my little boat. Or sit on the shore and pick up pretty stones. Across the mighty ocean maybe we'd float. Laughing and sunning...just having fun. Away from the troubles of life. Just for a moment, just for a moment. Perfect is my fantasy cave. Come and join me inside if you can spare me some time. We can just talk if you want or we can go for a ride. The water is warm would you like to go swim? As the sun sets, we can look out through the opening and grin. It is beautiful when the gold starts meeting the blue, pinkare the clouds with sometimes an orange hue. We'd start us a fire...get all cozy warm. Tell stories and laugh...stay up until dawn. Of course i
Fantasy Story
Okay let's have some fun. I want to hear your stuck in an elevator fantasies. ;D I really want to hear what you have to say. I want you to create a fantasy not a real life situation that might be scary unless that would be your fantasy ;P. Here is a taste of mine... I am going up to the penthouse suite of a highrise hotel...of course on a secluded island without too many guest.... I walk up to the elevator and the doors open...waiting inside this elevator is a reserved looking gentleman handsome sandy brown hair blue/green eyes. He is wearing a button down business shirt and slacks. He looks really shy, kind of apprehensive to say the least. We start going up to the top floor when all of a sudden it stops between floors. High enough that you can't just open the door to get out on either floor. We ring the emergency button for help. Over the intercom rings out a voice that says...we apologize for the inconvenience but it will be 24 hours before we can get a crew here to g
T.h.c.
Total hangover cure...
Deleting
Has deleted alot of names if you want to be readded just request
Who Would Do That...how Sad
i have just had one of my pics marked as NSFW....a pic of me IN CLOTHES with my hand on ass....c'mon now whats wrong with that...do some of you seriously have nothin better to do than report ppls pics...i have seen a lot worse on here which are not marked NSFW and everyone loves em. to whoever done that, you are a sad individual...get a life!!!!!! if ya dont like my pics then dont bloody look at em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Comp Sex
A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine -- "la maison." "Pencil", however, is masculine -- "le crayon." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because: 1. no one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. the native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. as soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spendi
I Want To Be
totally shitfaced and whoever helps me i will return the favour.plus enjoy the bank holiday what every you are doing
Its Dark In Here
ITS DARK IN HERE A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a football." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$750" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have football boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$2250" Man - "Sold." A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." Th
Sounds Of The Night (not Very Erotic Poetry)
Our passions are revealed, All desires are sedated, I would have never imagined, the fantastic pleasures that awaited. It wasnt romance claimed lost, It was not desire but greed, No romance that night, We just fulfilled a need.. First a candle lit dinner, to test our might and will, Champagne was on ice , our inhibitions left to chill. Only we alone knew, And we swore to never tell. For it would be like spitting, Into our own wishing well. Caressing your hair, A light massage designed to please Your breathing grows light, With my sensual tease. Clothes gently whisper as they fall to the floor, bringing pleasure in the skin it shows, I am in no rush, no hurry, I love to tease you slow. A a soft trail of kisses, The soft backs of your knees, By now your body is aching, So very eager to please. By the light of the dimming fire, Our bodies together in an ancient rite, The sounds of passion fade, And become the sounds of the night. -Hurley
Birthdays!
oiy!!! so ok I am now back in town from my birthday weekend! It was a hell of a lot of fun.. if you texted or called me you know.. if you got a text or call.. dude I was smoked I cannot officially take responsibility for anything in said communications (although the things said.. prolly true lol) I feel rough as hell but all & all .. lots of money spent & alcohol consumed and WOOOOOHOOOO! for me I stayed out of any sort of things that could possibly get me in trouble. (thats right bitches I stayed out of trouble ... sorta lol)pictures are currently being downloaded from the cam & will be available soon :) got some christmas , yes i did say christmas, shopping done but not a lot. think my restlessness bout life is more out of the way & in 2 days the kids go back to school Wheeeeeeee! I'm hopin to not feel like hell by then roflmao *smooches bitches* lata!!!
Men
Why is it that some men can't understand just because you are nice to them and leave sexy comments on their page that you aren't after them or their body?I am an easy going person and it usually takes alot to piss me off but I get so tired of this it's makes me nuts.This is an adult site right?Then why all the crap?If I wanted a man or just his body I can promise he'd know it!!!Do they think there aren't men close enough around here to have sex if that's all I wanted...good grief!Ok I'm through bitching now...LOL!
My Birthday
Hey Everybody i am having my Birthday right now in australia because it has just gone midnight here and i have now turned 34 but even though it says 33 on fubar i know later on my time it will be my Birthday on fubar so please show me some Fubar Loving for my 34th Birthday and my 2nd Birthday celebrated here on Fubar and buy me drinks and show my pics etc some Fubar Love please people from Bruce
Guest Book
need help any one no how do change location on the guest book i try every thing still says im from california san francisco can you help
Repost From My 360
I'm not generally for war, preferring diplomacy every time but this was an interesting bit - thanks, Mum! Subject: Close the blinds? DO YOU CLOSE THE BLINDS? (From a person who's there, in the midst...) The other day, my nine-year-old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in our front living room window. He said "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?" "I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied. "OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President Bush." Our son giggled and said "OK." "Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every
Hugs & Many Kisses
26 Aug 2007
well i'm normally a upbeat happy person with a postive outlook on life. but as of late i'm starting to get depressed feeling my life is fucking up and i see no way out it's bad when you think about buying alot booze and see how far i can take it. not sure why the change but i have to find a way around this dark and ugly place before it's too late. i have never really had many friends and i have a few now i help them out all the time and put on this i'm kool nothing can bother me face so they have no clue i'm feeling this way. i have make some really awesome friends here on fubar and i hope it continues you all are a big help and i love you for who you are. not sure what would help but if you read this and what to help or just feel like talking to me i'm here you can shout of mail me or yahoo me at hankstager69 i would love to talk ~hank
Stress Relief
Ok, Im going to use this as a therapeutic means of letting my frustrations out. I tossed and turned all last night and Ive got to let some of this stuff out so Im going to try writing everything down instead of whining in someones ear. We headed up from Myrtle Beach to Charlotte Friday. As we left MB I took a wrong turn and we got lost. As we were roaming around trying to figure out where we were and such, Dad got pissed off, shoved the map at Mom and then was silent for the rest of the trip. No help driving, no help looking out for road turns, signals, nothing. Just sat in back reading or sleeping. Now let me point of here that the road signs here are random, appear at the last minuet or even fail to be seen. I took 4 wrong turns and it took us an extra hour and a half to return as opposed to the drive down. We get to my sisters and make dinner out of whats here. Dad, who once again did nothing to help with dinner, sits down and pokes at his food, pushing his salad all over
The Spirit In The Sky
The Spirit in the Sky I have been reborn On the wings of this mighty steed. On the open highway, without bonds of civilization to distract or confine me. With the wind in my face, and the beauty of nature which surrounds me. Who am I to question why I am here or what is the purpose of my life? Suddenly, I am transformed into a fearless Indian chief, riding a dark horse with fiery exhausts for nostrils, Lightning and thunder emerge from its machine soul It has come to life, it obeys my every movement, It senses my moods. There is a brief transformation of the souls, suddenly the man, and the machine of the man become inseparable and indistinguishable I am the machine and it is me. The pulsations of my dark horse's metal soul meld with my heartbeat; the constant mesh of its gears emanates allowing us to reach synchronicity. Leaving the mortal world behind us, we are compelled to the realm of the mystic. Our journey has begun. For the moment, we have esca
What Is Nsfw
can someone please define NSFW as many ppl dont seem to understand it... ppl are marking pictures as NSFW when they obviously perfectly fine...
Decisions, Decisions, Decisions.....
About 5 years ago, I had 2 group homes for Developmentally Disabled adults. My homes were very unconventional and yes....fun! I was all about their quality of life and I would move mountains to assure their happiness and protection. I had studied their rights and regulations obsessively just to find the loopholes that would assure the best for them. For example: I decided with their coersion, to teach my unconserved adults the art of Black Jack. I had went and bought 6 decks of cards and labeled a gazillion chips with various dollar amounts and taught them how to gamble. It was fabulous. (We eventually ventured to the indian casino down yonder and had a BLAST). This is a conversation that took place concerning one of my clients. She was an unconserved adult (Meaning she could do as she pleased). Carolyn was a 56 year old woman with short red cropped hair, freckles and crooked teeth, but a smile that could light the darkest of dark rooms. This conversation took place after
How To Annoy Wiccans
1. Preach to them about the "True Religion". 2. Borrow their eyeliner and then don't give it back. 3. Snicker when the fat ones go skyclad. 4. Be considerate. Arrange their Altar so it looks neater. 5. Clean their "tools." 6. Untie the knots in their cords. 7. If they mention Magick, ask them to explain... you never understood that dumb card game... 8. Step into that drawn circle and ask them what their doing. 9. Sharpen that dull knife of theirs. 10. Claim to be a non-Wiccan witch. 11. Ask if they can wriggle their nose like in Bewitched. 12. Put on your best Judy Garland voice and ask "Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?" 13. Throw water on them and expect them to melt. 14. Explain how adding "an it harm none" completely misses the point of Thelema. Then explain what Thelema is. 15. Lend them a copy of Liber OZ. 16. Take them to a Catholic mass or, better yet, a fundamentalist revival meeting. 17. Turn their pentagr
Sometimes
Sometimes When you cry No one sees your tears. Sometimes When you are in pain No one sees your hurt. Sometimes When you are worried No one sees your stress. Sometimes When you are happy No one sees your smile. But fart just one time ..
On My Own Again
In 6 days I will be on my own again. I was staying with my boyfriend, but I found a place of my own again. I am sooooo very excited. I can sit and chat on puter and worry about kids looking over my shoulder. I can't wait to start chatting and sending things on tap again. So to all my friends and family members on here I WILL BE BACK IN ABOUT A WEEK. Talk to you all soon. My boyfrind and I are still seeing each other,just not living together. It was just tooo soon for that.
Signs That You May Be A Redneck Jedi
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all." 2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. 4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. 5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. 7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is them dadgum skeeters. 8. Wookies are offended by your B.O. 9. You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. 10. You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. 11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the Dark side... it'll be a hoot." 12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. 13. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. 14. You ever fantasized about Princes
Tide With Bleach
Dear Tide: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in
Human Sacrifice, Bible Oddity
Human Sacrifice Does anyone else think this is a little... odd? And Israel sent messengers unto Sihon king of the Amorites, the king of Heshbon; and Israel said unto him, Let us pass, we pray thee, through thy land into my place. Jdg 11:20 But Sihon trusted not Israel to pass through his coast: but Sihon gathered all his people together, and pitched in Jahaz, and fought against Israel. Jdg 11:21 And the LORD God of Israel delivered Sihon and all his people into the hand of Israel, and they smote them: so Israel possessed all the land of the Amorites, the inhabitants of that country. Jdg 11:22 And they possessed all the coasts of the Amorites, from Arnon even unto Jabbok, and from the wilderness even unto Jordan. Jdg 11:23 So now the LORD God of Israel hath dispossessed the Amorites from before his people Israel, and shouldest thou possess it? Jdg 11:24 Wilt not thou possess that which Chemosh thy god giveth thee to possess? So whomsoever t
Racism And Fubar....
I just read a blog by a good friend that is a minority like me... Seems some INBRED, INTOLERANT, RACIST, ARYAN CRUD wanna be white shirt sent her a bunch of dirty weeds and called her every name in the book... Now Im all for FREE speech but there is really NO reason for that type of infantile behavior... I know its easy to say and do as you please from the comfort of sitting on one's fat ass at home and HIDING behind a computer screen but come on... Evidently most here use their heads for hat racks instead of using their common sense and their brains... So to all you wanna be Aryan Cruds out there, Im not impressed with your limited vocabulary....Im proud to be who I am...A hispanic that probably has more racial and country pride than you jerkoffs ever will have...I represent TWO different countries... Nuff said....
The Value Of Life (tell Me What You Think)
holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the ! air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter w
Frank And The Bears
Frank got a new hunting rifle as a gift and he was excited to try it. So he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. He went over to inspect his trophy. Just then there was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned round to see a six foot tall black bear looking him in the eye. The black bear said "Big mistake Frank. You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have sex." Frank decided that he would rather live so he bent over. It was terrible. Frank couldnt sit down for two weeks. As soon as he recovered he vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip. He tracked down the black bear and shot it. Just then there was another tap on his shoulder. This time an eight foot grizzly bear stood looking down at him. The grizzly said "That was a big mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. It was horrible. Although he survived, it took several months before Fra
People Who Play With Other Peoples Heads
I have come to the conclusion that this world is filled with nothing but people who will lie, hurt, and steal their way thru life, just to make themselves happy, regardless of who they hurt! I joined fubar to hopefully meet a nice woman..but I am beginning to doubt their existance. So i guess I can be like everyone else, and thats turn into an asshole egotistoical male, like most women seem to want, grow a beard, get fat, get s few tats, and buy me a harley...that seems to be the only vibration a woman wants. but.........and this is a big BUT, should there be a lady out there, that seeks happiness, and she doesn't live on the moon, look me up! Peace out ya'all!
Members Marking Pics Nsfw, Report Photo Needs To Be Taken Away.
We all need to petition to get the "Report photo as nsfw" removed. I could see if members marked things that were actually nsfw but they dont, they mark pics just for the hell of it, its getting way out of control. I just recently had some pics marked nsfw and theres no nudity or anything, and it was by a bouncer, so they need to train the bouncers on whats nsfw then take away the option to report photos nsfw. U get these morons on this site that are bored and they dislike you for god knows what and they will sit there and mark tons of ur pics that arent even nsfw, and what blows my mind is its being turned in to the staff here and they mark it just because the member reported it. Other day when my pic got marked I emailed the person back, telling them I wanted it unmarked, no reply. For christ sakes adult site. We all know how to mark our pics and go by the rules, so why cant they be fair and stop letting people report our photos. Heres the pic that got marked, I could put a ton in he
Jade
Jade a gemstone of unique symbolic energy, and unique in the myths that surround it. With its beauty and wide-ranging expressiveness, jade has held a special attraction for mankind for thousands of years. This gem, with its discreet yet rather greasy lustre, which comes in many fine nuances of green, but also in shades of white, grey, black, yellow, and orange and in delicate violet tones, has been known to Man for some 7000 years. In prehistoric times, however, it was esteemed rather more for its toughness, which made it an ideal material for weapons and tools. Yet as early as 3000 B.C. jade was known in China as 'yu', the 'royal gem'. In the long history of the art and culture of the enormous Chinese empire, jade has always had a very special significance, roughly comparable with that of gold and diamonds in the West. Jade was used not only for the finest objects and cult figures, but also in grave furnishings for high-ranking members of the imperial family. Today, too, this ge
My Pomes:
Fly Time: Its Time For Me To Fly. I must hold my head up high. I must not cry. For I am loved by you. You help me to be strong. You tell me you love me for the person I am. I have to fly one more time into your strong loveing arms. Your my every strength and joy. Fitting In: Sometimes you fell like you dont fit in. Sometimes you just want to scream why Me. You fight and Fight at being something just to fit in. You fight until you cant fight anymore and finally when you do fit in You dont like what you done to your self. You see a diffrent Person when you look in the Mirror. And you say to Your Self that Person in the Mirror is A Stranger and relaize your your own Person and not trying to fit in anymore.Is the New you. Pain: I cant take this anymore. Why must I fell Pain and Suffering. Is it because I wasent Perfect enough for you Why did you pretend everything was once right with us when it wasent. Was all the time we spent together nothing. And I am Nothing m
Just Wanted You To Know!
"I just had a check-up today" I tested positive for SEXY, I'm Allergic to Haters, My Blood type is B (as in BLAZIN) I have a Virus called ~~ TSFMOG ~~ which stands for TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD... "Use Caution when you see me, cause it's "HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS"
Now Is The Time
AS YOU ALL KNOW I LOSE MY VIP ON TUESDAY, I WON'T BE ABLE TO LOAD ANYMORE PICS......SO IF YOU WAN TO MAKE ME ANY KIND OF PIC, YOU HAVE UNTIL TUESDAY TO DO IT SO I CAN GET IT UPLOADED.
Quote For August 26
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. -- Dale Carnegie Bonus Quote: Dawn: When men of reason go to bed. -- Ambrose Bierce
Doctrinal Sex
A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible, "My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted the Sabbath." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" He goes to a minister... a married man, experienced, for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge: a rabbi. The rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!" The rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work . . . my wife would have the maid do it."
A View On Ture Love
Ture Love is you will do anything for that person and its not you and them its you both come together as one.Ture Love is everything your best friend, lover,friend.wife.husband,girlfriend boyfriend
Gotta Love Michigan Girls!
> A girl from Michigan and a girl from the east coast were seated side by > side > on an airplane. > The girl from Michigan, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya > from?" > The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to > use a > preposition at the end of a sentence." > The girl from Michigan sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: > "So, > where ya from, bitch?"
My Son Is The Shit
so we woke up this morning and went to sit on the couch together and wake up (morning ritual) and apparently i fell asleep while 'waking up' well any way i woke up 2 hours later to my 2 year old son putting an old tea cup in my face and the tea bag in ma ear. then he thought it would be fun to show me all the things he did while i was asleep.... marker murials on the wall, he cleaned the kitchen floor w/ all the diaper wipes we have in the house, and he took all the cigarrettes, lighters, & phones from around the house and put them on the computer table.... but he insisted on holding my hand and showing me everything that he did and pointing to it and saying "uh-oh!!!" it was cute and horrifying at the same time.... never falling asleep again.
Silk
silk Running your hand from the bottom of my foot massaging my calf sliding across my inner thigh where the skin is so silky makes me tremble across my ribs arching my back between my breasts catching my breath running your finger across the fullness of my lips I part them slightly swirling my tongue around your finger feeling your weight and skin pressing against me waking up with a shutter it was a dream
Illusion's
I need an illusion. Someone that can wrap their arms around me give me the illusion that someone cares. Just an illusion is all I need Someone who appears to listen to me when I am talking Even if they are thinking about something else Just an illusion is all I need Someone who will tell me that I am beautiful Even if they don't really mean it. Just an illusion is all I need
New Song...
I wanted to give you a heads up on when to expect Garth's new song on the air at Country 102.5! Garth is excited about "The Ultimate Hits" collection, which will be available shortly. This collection will also include some new music which will begin playing this Monday, August 27th. Youll be among the first in the country to hear the latest from Garth Brooks, More Than a Memory! Listen EVEN hours at :40 (ie: 6:40am, 8:40am and so on) from 6am-Midnight Monday to hear the brand new Garth Brooks song!! (We may play it more than that, but youll be guaranteed to hear it at those times)
So Kissable...
One of my great friends is in her first contest and it ends tonight. She is in 3rd place right now. All you have to do is rate the pic. All you have to do is click the link below. Click here----- If you give her at least 100 comments I will buy you a vip gift and give you 15 11's. After you are done commenting her at least 100 times just click the link below and sent me a shout or a private message letting me know. Thanks for everyone's help. MUAH Click here when you are done-----Bisexual_Rachel *FU-Bombers Co-Owner Co-Founder*@ fubar
Penthouse Forum
Tomorrow morning I will be submitting a few of my stories as featured fiction to Forum (and perhaps Variations) to see if it is worthy of acceptance by them. After emailing the chief editor for the past few days I learned that they do not pay anything for the letters in the magazine... but do pay for the fiction stories. Which of my stories do you think I should submit first?
Moving
Ok everyone.. We are in the middle of moving and by moving I mean everything house and all.. I don't know how long we will be gone but I will be droppin in to check mail and things of that nature.. Of course I will be stoppin in to see muh Sc@tter World Freaks.. I'll miss you all while I'm gone.. Hugs N Kisses
One Of My Stories
Here is a story for those who have joined my friends list and have not read any of my stories yet. http://fubar.com/blog/39910/469465
What Do You Have For Breakfast
what do you have for breakfast
Jetpack Guy
There is a local celebrity here in Seattle. His name is Jetpack guy. Thats his name, it even says so on his drivers liceance. He has a jetpack, and flies around being a complete and utter asshole to everyone he meets. Ironically, everyone loves him for it, simply because they are awed by the fact that he has a jetpack. He will often stand and stop lights and hit people's cars with a baseball bat, until they pay him homeage. It is considered the height of social status to have your car 'customized' by Jetpack guy. Many people have taken bats to their own cars in an effort to be cool, claiming they met Jetpack guy. The only person he calls his friend is a guy named Beard dude. Beard dude hates Jetpack guy with a passion. Jetpack guy will ask him for a ciggerette and when Beard dude hands him the pack, Jetpack guy will take one out, hand it back and fly off with the rest of the pack. He smokes the ciggerettes outside the window of the cancer ward. He was once put in jail, but
All Hail The New Queen
Announcing the Queen of the Embarrassed Fu!! Jaime ~ Sporty_Babe ~ Winning Photo Lickable Eyeshadow Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Your Most Embarrassing Photo 1st prize 1 Day Blast Trophy (VIP Gifts) Dozen Roses (Fubar Gifts) Custom Graphic (with your name emblazoned for all the Fu World to see) Queen of the Embarrassed Fu Contest Hostess: Lucretia ~ LuAngel1111 ~ luangel1111@fubar.com Thank you to all that participated: Contestants, Voters, Commenters, and Promoters! Final Results: Sporty_Babe - 250 comments Wolfman - 216 comments Catchin Gears - 68 comments Fast Eddie - 25 comments
Kinky Survey
You scored as Bdsm, Hurray! you god bdsm you like kink and love, and you wanna show it with either leather, whips or other things. congratulationsBdsm79% Gay/Lesbian79% Boobies/nipples64% Beastiality61% Tb/dl61% Anal36% Anime36% foot fetish36% Which fetish are you?created with QuizFarm.com
Empty Darkness
Empty Darkness The Darkness surrounds me consumes my every thought. Takes my breath away as it comes and lays me down, Deadly silence muffle every night time sound. Take me out and warm my heart , take away this cold ice pain. Darkness bites deep and sharp draining my inner strength, as I feel my blood flow from with in me , and the aching stabs my soul. Come to me my wicked knight, and take me away from the empty dark illusuion we call life. As the empty darkness folds around, consuming my every thought and taken my every breath, mend my broken heart. Datum my lonely heart to thy.
Warped And Twisted
Harsh words and violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted
John ;25; 26 ; Verses
I am the resurrection and the life . he who belives in me,though he may die, he shall live. 26; And who so ever lives and belives in Me shall never die. Do you belive this Jesus ask? Amen!!!!!
New Motto: Ocp
OBSERVE all those who think to enter my Circle CONTROL all that think to control me PUNISH all fools who try to mulct [v. definition 3] the likes of me....
6 Months Of Ct Marriage
~LaUrEn & KevDog's Six Month Anniversary!~ LaUrEn♥ ♣DJ.KevDog's CT wifey & GF♣ ♠PIMPIN Radio♠@ fubar DJ.KvDg {LaUrEn♥'s CT Hubby & BF}PIMPIN Radio@ fubar MC Magic Videos | Music Video | Seattle MLS
Happy Sunday Everyone, Time To Relax! :)
Have a great Sunday Fubar lovers!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Nice relaxing love song :D Love Luther Vandross, may he R.I.P Wishing I had a boyfriend to relax with lol :P Much love xoxoxox Jen
August 31st !
From: Mephisto's Date: Aug 24, 2007 3:18 PM Hey All !!!! .. I will be here as a Judge ! .. Come hang out and have a drink with me ! FRIDAY AUGUST 31ST!! SEXIEST ALTERNATIVE BACK TO SCHOOL PARTY!!! CONTESTS TO BE JUDGED BY LIVE JUDGES FROM NOIR LEATHER REDEMPTION BONDAGE EQUIPMENT ... (Me) AND KNUCK N FUTZ PRODUCTIONS CONTEST FOR.... BEST CAGE DANCER ~ $50 CASH PRIZE, FREE MODELING PHOTOSHOOT COURTESY OF "BONEZMAN PHOTOGRAPHY" AND WINNER GETS TO BE A PART OF AN UPCOMING PRODUCTION!! SEXIEST GOTH/ALTERNATIVE OUTFIT ~ HOT TOPIC GIFT CERTIFICATE AND NOIR LEATHER GIFT CERTIFICATE SEXIEST BACK TO SCHOOL OUTFIT ~ HOT TOPIC GIFT CERTIFICATE AND NOIR LEATHER GIFT CERTIFICATE DJ GRIMM SPINNING ALL NIGHT! $5 LONG ISLANDS AND $3 LARGE WELLS $5 COVER $2 OFF WITH FLYER DOORS OPEN AT 9 21+ WITH PROPER ID NO UNAUTHORIZED CAMERAS WILL BE ALLOWED!! 2764 FLORIAN, HAMTRAMCK MI. CLUB PHONE 313.875.3627
Practicum
Just wanted to post a quick blog to let the people that care know that I probably won't be around as much as I have been. Actually, I know that I won't be around as much as I have been. I start my third-year practicum tomorrow, so it's an additional 20 hours of work on top of my job and other school and family obligations. Sooo... I'll be around some, but probably not a lot. If you have my messenger and if you see me on, feel free to hit me up there. If you WANT my messenger and don't have it, let me know and if I want you to have it I'll get it to you.
I Dont Have The Words To Say Thanks
Mt. Lebanon church members give time, money to help Marine injured overseas 'I don't have the words to say thanks' Sunday, August 26, 2007 By Joe Fahy, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette An emotional Dawn and Tony Gower, left, join relatives and friends in prayer in their Bethel Park home yesterday. From left are Dawn and Tony Gower, Tony's son Andrew; friend and fellow Marine Kyle Ferkett of Pleasant Hills; Ron Niedermeyer, Dawn's brother-in-law; Candace Celento, Dawn's daughter; and Michelle Niedermeyer, Dawn's sister and Ron's wife. Recovering from war injuries suffered in Iraq, Sgt. Anthony Gower has been unable to make needed repairs to his Bethel Park home, a dream his wife, Dawn, has cherished for years. That dream was realized yesterday as they witnessed the efforts made by strangers to transform the home. "I don't have the words to say thanks for what you guys have done," Sgt. Gower, a Marine reservist, said as he stood hand-in-hand with his wife in a living room fre
This Is A Must Read
Ok first of all I want to thank all my friends for there support and understanding last week. I did feel like I was having a bad week and let myself believe it. But I have a couple must read messages and I am going to quote them how I got them. The 1st message is my Horoscope which is texted to my phone every morning at 6 o'clock. This message is 8/22/07, the day after I took my chance. And it says: Leo, That enthusiasm you felt about a certain someone is still there--it's just hiding. And on 8/22/07 at 11:25 I got this text message: Hv a nice day. U've been really good 2 me. Thx. I just find it very bizarre. And noticed it this morning. I just shock my head and laughed. Because I just try to see if my horoscope and affirmation match up in anyway to how my day has been. All this and I am not being vendictive, mean or sarcastic. I could not believe what I was reading. How strange can life be.
My Pics
my personal pics are now private. the others are there to rate... no holding back the crowds for that im sure.
Come And Listen To The Newest Dj To Excalibur Radio
COME AND LISTEN TO THE NEWEST DJ TO EXCALIBUR RADIO DJ K,,, SHE IS HERE TO ROCK YOUR ASSES OFF FOR REQUEST CLIICK ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO BULLETIN AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO WHERE YOU CAN PUT REQUEST IN..... OR YOU CAN FIND HER AT THE SCOOTER BAR... CLICK THE PICTURES BELOW ..........
A Year Down And 3 Months To Go In Iraq
A year down and 3 months to go in Iraq Town of Tonawanda soldier trudges on http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/148769.html (If you go to the story on the Buffalo News Web Site, they have more pictures in an HTML Gallery. ) By Nathan S. Webster - SPECIAL TO THE NEWS Updated: 08/26/07 7:09 AM BAYJI, Iraq Out here, on the garbage- strewn desert hardpan by the unused city railroad tracks, the early afternoon temperature on a thermometer probably reads about 130 degrees. It lies. Spc. Joseph Vergo, 21, from the Town of Tonawanda, trudges through that punishing Iraqi heat under some 90 pounds of gear and armor even before factoring in the 27-pound, M- 240 machine gun strapped over his shoulders, and all the ammo that goes with it. In the early going of the days patrol, he takes up the columns last spot, walking backwards at times, scanning the long and empty city streets for suspicious behavior. Outside the city limits, the patrol of a dozen soldi
Men
why are men such assholes? anybody have any ideas? the ones who are your friends or ones you just know will tell you how pretty you are while the ones who suposedly love you never say a damn word! but yet thay get pissie if thay think anyone else is looking why does anyone know?
Be A Breast Supporter!
Let's be honest, we all love breasts. Straight men and lesbians everywhere love to look at, fell and maybe even have a little nibble on some lady funbags. And everyone else loves to laugh at the ridiculousness of man-boobs. With this in mind we should all be doing what we can to help keep as many breasts on this planet healthy. So with this in mind, I have a favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... The Breast Cancer site is still having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Please repost this to help keep pert breasts, saggy breast, tiny little breasts, huge breas
8-26-07
Your great energy makes the day feel like a day off, even if you're at work or dealing with appointments. Somehow your sense of fun pervades the atmosphere so much that others around you join in! ----------------------------------------------------- Only way this would apply is if I considered keeping up with my Fubar Peeps a job. Which it seemed like it yesterday:) Love you all so much!!!!
Marine Meets President Bush
Bethel Park Marine meets Bush while recuperating at Maryland facility Sunday, July 31, 2005 By Joe Grata, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette They looked each other in the eye -- President Bush and U.S. Marine Cpl. Anthony Gower of Bethel Park. "The President said, 'Anthony, thank you for what you've done,' " Gower said. "I told him, 'My honor, sir.' I thought, 'Is this really happening to me?' " Gower met the president yesterday at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Md., where Bush received a glowing report after his annual checkup. Eric Draper / White House President Bush, left, greets U.S. Marine Cpl. Anthony Gower, of Bethel Park, during a visit to troops wounded in Iraq at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Md. yesterday. Bush visited the troops after his annual physical at the medical center. Gower, 34, wasn't doing as well, but much better than July 19, when a bomb planted by insurgents exploded and nearly ripped off his arm while he, 15 fellow me
Not Leaving
too all my friends, i finally got my account fixed, while i was trying to fix it my computer crashed and wiped my harddrive clean. now its all fixed and working better than ever so ive decided to stay on here.
Bullshit
Indianapolis - An early morning domestic dispute turned deadly on the city's southside. Shortly after 3 a.m. Saturday, IMPD responded to the 2200 block of South Pennsylvania Street. It's not the first time police responded to a domestic disturbance call at the Von Essen home on the city's southside. But Saturday morning ended in deadly gunfire when 22-year-old Dwayne Von Essen refused to obey police orders to put down his machete and hatchet. An officer fired a single shot, killing him. Police say the shooting was justified. "There are at least two notations in the run prior to the officer getting here of people inside the residence saying that if police showed up, they would be killed," said Sgt. Paul Thompson, IMPD Public Information Officer. But the Von Essen family says police used excessive deadly force even though the officers were never in any real danger. "They're life wasn't in danger. My brother never charged them," said Darrin Von Essen. "He had the weapons down at his sides
Good Afternoon My Fubars
i just wanted to say hello too all my friends, family, and fans have a good day where ever u are stay safe and stay bleesed!!! im still here im just getting ready to watch wrestling go john cena!!!
Thats Where You Go When Theres No One Else Around
Wow. Got a phone call I wasn't exactly expecting last night. Not so much the content as the person on the other end of the line. Guess it was appropos considering how yesterday went. Note to self...beer and hot weather no longer mix well. And again, I say... August should be outlawed. Not only that, but July should be like leap year. The calendar (and the corresponding weather) should go from June straight into September. Fuck this. I'd say you could fry an egg on the sidewalk, but only if you didn't start an oil fire first. Shaddup, Jenn...that only happened one time. On that note...I'm going to finish BBQing so I can get me to a BBQ. Translate that, and you win. Oh yeah...Danny...you still have movies to watch before you hang yourself. See that you've got your priorities straight. Please and thank you.
Front Seat Treat. Hot But Sad.
When I got home I was tired. I could hear my Ex Girlfriend in the shower. I assumed that she was getting ready for bed. I turned the TV on and lay down on our bed waiting for Bridgette to come out. When the bathroom door opened, I expected to see her in her nightclothes. Instead she was dressed to kill. Her hair was done up and her full lips were glossed over in cherry red lipstick. The tight black dress showed off her ample cleavage. Still trying to recover from the scene I heard her say, I am going out! I told her that if she waited a bit I would go too. She was obviously upset with me still from earlier in the day. No! she snapped, I want to have a good time and obviously you are too tired Before I could respond, she stormed out the door and left in the truck. Well I was tired and didnt really feel up to going out. Later, though, I began to feel bad about not going. I got dressed and headed down to the Jungle Garden where she usually goes. As I drove down the street, I saw her tr
2 Drunk Men
Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly > > ?Larry throws up all over himself. > > ? > > ?"Oh, no...? Now my wife will kill me!" > > ? > > ?Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and > > ?tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars > > ?for the dry cleaning bill." > > ? > > ?So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. > > ? > > ?Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. > > ?"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're > > ?disgusting!" > > ? > > ?Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, > > "Nowainaminit, I can? e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only > > had a cupla? drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too > > many! and? he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' > > gave me? twennie bucks for the
To All Have A Great Nite
ard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Ev
Obedient Dog....
Click the link below or enter in to address bar and follow the instructions: Type in a command and see what happens...sit, roll over, down, shake, fetch, play dead, jump, beg, lick, dance, sneeze, speak, etc... make sure you type in "Kiss" too. but do it last ...too cute! http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html
Ooooh!
Your Birthdate: February 8 Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money. You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet. A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job. Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss. Your strength: Your undying determination Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle Your power color: Plum Your power symbol: Dollar sign Your power month: AugustWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?
New Contest To Bomb Kingdom And Any Others Please
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=54395&albumid=0&i=2871979228 Up top shoud be the link for it 'll try to get a drect link when I can WHO CAN CLAIM THE TITLE OF PUNKY'S COOLEST FRIEND?? OK people! ive decided to hold a contest, my very first ever!! its open to all of my friends, male and female, in an attempt to find the coolest person on my friends list! its gonna be awesome! it starts monday the 27th at midnight EST and will run until monday the 3rd at midnight. Prizes are as follows: First prize: choice of a 7-day blast or a month VIP, and a salute from me to you Second prize: 3-day blast and a salute Third prize: a corvette and a salute TO ENTER: just send me a link to the picture you want me to rip IN A PRIVATE MSG. please not in a shout, i dont want to miss anyones links. RULES: 1) must be on my friends list 2) must have a salute 3) this is a comment bombing contest. rates count as 10 points each 4) dont be a drama whore. seriously. just d
Anger Management
Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really
New To The Game
Hi. My name is Cleon & I'm a fubarholic. I joined about 3 hours ago & I haven't stopped. I can see I'm going to make this my new obsession. I'll write about various things. Hopefully, most of it will be entertaining. It'll probably be once a day. Hope everybody enjoys.
You Make This Girl
Longing for your taste and to feel your embrace. Got me to where I always see your face. I can't get you out my mind I thinking of you more and more over time . With your NY style and classic ways makes this girl go crazy for days.....
O.m.g
another weekend spent alone...horray me. nobody to talk to me.
Lost Cherry Cocktail
Lost Cherry 1 oz cherry vodka 1/2 oz white creme de cacao 1/4 oz white creme de menthe 1 oz filtered orange juice 1 oz double cream Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry and a slice of orange, and serve.
The Masks We Wear.....
the smiling face the tender glance the gentle eyes portrayed on the mask- how easy to place it and hide what's behind not wanting the world to see what's inside. the forsaken thoughts the tired emotions the lost memories of love care and devotion- all mixed within the paint that shows for once set in.. no changes will it know. yet...how lightly we wear them how they carry with ease the painted-on emotions.. showing for all... .............................trying to please. ~Candyce~
If You Ever Want To Know
My Lady; I know you have doubts and I know you are concerned that you will once again be hurt for letting someone in your heart. As sure as the sun shall rise and the moon will follow I will forever be faithful. As often as the tide will change and the wind will blow I will show you that I love you. As deep as the oceans, as high as the mountains are the lengths I will go to for your happiness. For as long as time will last; so shall my love and devotion for you. You need only to want these things and to be willing to return them in kind and our time together will be an eternity of happiness and love. Always & Forever Love & Cherish JBEAR
Lets See
Body: Name: Number: Best time to call: text messaging (yes or no): phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.
Truth
If you don't open your eyes to the Truth..You will never see it...Make sure you are not just listening to what you want to hear and are ignoring the truth that is right in front of your Eyes... Keep Your eyes opened to the truth even if it hurts to do so!!!
And What Of The Egg Donor?
AH! Indeed. I was wondering when that question would surface. What, indeed. I had planned to write about my latest visit today with little Eric but, as always after my thirty minutes with him were up, I found myself reflecting upon the person who put him there and the things she did to him. What of the egg donor? True to form, she has definitely abandoned the child she just had (the one conceived during her affair last year) and moved in with yet another unsuspecting victim. According to her brother, who accidentally ran into her at a stop light the other day, she claims now that when the doctors performed her hysterectomy recently they gave her cancer. RRRRIIIGGHHHTTT. Gotcha. OK. Oh, and why did she abandon the new-born baby? Well, the doctors also gave her an infection that makes it impossible for her to be around children. Now that is true magnanimity: sacrificing her burning desire to care for, to nurture and properly raise the child she brought into the world in order to pr
A Day In The Quiet Zone
quiet times are great. even though it can be alittle boring. the quietness reminds me of the road less traveled or the most challenging. being a over the road trucker coming down saluda, fancy gap, mt eagle , jellico can be challenging but, having your mind in the game and eyes on the road it is no problem no matter what weight you have in the box. to all whoi views this have a great day and thanks for stopping by
It Is
My eyes see right through you Love you for everything you are Everything you want to be You make me smile when I want nothing more than to cry Being in your arms makes me feel safe I try and fight it but I cant It consumes me I try and deny it I dont want this I am scared to death Feels like youre crawling under my skin Into my heart Its easier to be broken & hide Always waiting for that second chance Memories seep through my veins Emotion takes over Dreams become reality Reality becomes a dream I smile in the eyes of the sun I open my heavy eyes I see you smiling upon me Reaching for my hand I want to take a chance LIVE IS LIKE A NOVEL WITH THE END RIPPED OUT
Waiting
i wait for Your touch, Your caress, Your love. To feel Your breath on my skin, Your touch caressing my body, Your love touching my soul. As i reveal myself to You, Your eyes scan me up and down, a smile upon Your face. The glint in Your eyes, tells me, You like what You see, i am Yours and Yours alone. But Where are You
Memories
Memories are something that last forever Hold onto the ones You got For it may be all that You get Remembering the good times :) and the bad times :( don't ever forget For You never know if You will get the chance to make more
Military
to all who is related to married to or dating a soldier i thank you for all that you do....gunner sabot tank identified, up fire on the way BOOM
I Love This Song... ^_^
Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup They slither while they pass They slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting thorough my open mind Possessing and caressing me Jai guru deva om Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes That call me on and on across the universe Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box they tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe Jai guru deva om Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Sounds of laughter shades of life are ringing through my open ears exciting and inviting me Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns It calls me on and on across the universe Jai guru deva om Nothing's g
Points
help me get points and my wife too
Passions Of Sin
I close my eyes and let you begin Falling into your arms we breath passions of sin Our bodies filled with a compelling need To touch and taste and plant the seed Somehow you know just where to touch Desire spreads with such a rush Fingers tease and find a groove Beneath you I begin to move As passion an Love fill the room the sun turns into the moon In rippling darkness we shudder with pleasure Inside each other like birds of a feather.....
Today's Ranting
you know what irritates me on this site? *The people who say they return ALL love shown and they don't. *The people who beg. *The people who come to your page and don't rate.
So Cold
BREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS "So Cold" Crowded streets are cleared away One by One Hollow heroes separate As they run You're so cold Keep your hand in mine Wise men wonder while Strong men die [Chorus] Show me how it ends it's alright Show me how defenseless you really are satisfied and empty inside Well, that's alright, let's give this another try If you find your family, don't you cry In this land of make-believe, dead and dry You're so cold, but you feel alive Lay your hand on me one last time [Chorus x2] It's alright [x9]
Yes I Am Officaly Sticking With My Original Screen Name
The one i used when i first came to lost cherry *fubar now*.
Rather Be Dead
im tired of the lies of trying of working my ass for nothing im tired im makign others happy while im miserable and dyign inside im sick of people telling me to be someone diffrent or they cant talk to me im sick of people all toghter im just so sick of life i really wanna be dead i would never ever kill my self cowards way out but im just so upset i hope sumone kills me john
I Like To Write Poetry :)
moment to moment alarm clock off to alarm clock on ticking off structured items neatly constructed and carried out moment to moment calm, calculation satisfied customer all the while the internal pressure cooker bubbles and steams stewing god knows what hissssing steam until that thing that devilish, delightful thing dominates the moment pressure cooker is ready to explode and then, oh and then that wild moment giving in letting go perfection interupted for one delicious, wild moment
Such A Sweet Song
Halfway to Hazard - Daisy Just Liten to it.
Loosing The Pounds!!!
Well, I started on a new diet last week. While I did not fully stick with it, if you read my last blog you would know why. But it seems to have worked so far. I have lost 5 pounds so far!!! Not too many people knew that I was starting on the plan, and I know there will be some that say I don't need to, but the fact of the matter is, is that I am unhappy, I have gained 40 pounds in the past year, and I can't take it. I guess I was just comfortable with who I was because Jamie loved me the way I was...(I think he really liked the fact that my boobs got HUGE!!...lol...j/k) I have lost my comfort zone now, so its time for a change....for those that know me...I do not embrace change....it has to be gradual for me...The break up was a sudden change, and I have alot to think about. I still love him so much, and I have desire to be with anyone else for a while. I need to be happy with myself again before I try to be happy with someone else. Anyways I just thought I would brag a bit on
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Who Won?
i missed the cowboys game yesterday and need to know who won. can anyone tell me?
~bs Games And Broken 's~
Ok so I'm done with all the BS games and stupid broken hearts. I want to find someone who will love me for me and won't make me think there's actually hope when there f*cking isn't! I don't want someone who is goin to "love me" for what i look like or how big my tits are. These tits and my looks don't make me a person... I want someone who is willing to take time and get to know mw for the person I am inside. And love me because of that-ALL MY FAULTS INCLUDED!!!!!I want someone between 21-30 years old. I MIGHT make SOME exceptions if you are older! male or femals. Guys have to be taller than me (i'm 5'7" tall) and females have to be shorter but not too short....5'3" shortest. If you are interested please feel free to leave me a private message! Gail
What Cartoon I Am Most Like
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Shocking !!!
Evanescence - Tourniquet fan video It's a fan video but whoever did it is fuckin awesome Plus i love Evanescence...I know i know your over there thinking. OMGAWD!!! SHE DONT ALWAYS LISTIN TO COUNTRY. I know shocking...but Like i said this song = awesome.
What A Difference A Sad Event In Someone's Life Makes.
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but no
A Better Day
Today was a better day. I still can't sleep much. Just a few hours here and there. I did manage to eat fairly decent today. I actually got through the day without crying. My moods are still wild and hit and miss. One minute I can laugh and not feel guilty for it. The next I feel anger, frustration and at times I feel such a sense of depression. But over all.... today was better than I could hope for. Tomorrow I will be sitting a wallstand. Eight hours of just me and my thoughts. Kind of worries me. Not much to keep me distracted from all those feelings that I am struggling to control.
Poem
You are my lighthouse when my sea gets too rough. When I can't see the shore, you come to light my night up. Even though you are far away, that light still helps me find my way. Like everyone, I have my ups and downs. It is good to know the downs are few and far between. When my heart is feeling turmoil, you always seem to be there. You are my special angel sent to me from somewhere. One day I want to hold you because your love is pure. You've given me a treasure that is more than any jewel. For it is your heart you have graciously given me. When I get this low again, I'll always know you love me. Maybe someday, maybe somehow but no matter... still you are my lighthouse.
Family Rules For Internet Use
Family Rules for Internet Use Parents Should: Look for a websites privacy policy. Read the policy closely to learn the kinds of personal information being collected, how it will be used, and whether it will be passed on to third parties. Decide whether to let the website collect personal information from your child. Decide whether to let the website share your child is personal information with others. Ask to see the information your child has submitted. Understand that you may revoke your consent at any time and have your child's information deleted. Kids Should: Never give out your last or family name, your home address or your phone number. Keep your screenname, user ID and password private. Look at a websites Privacy Policy to see how the site uses the information you give them. Talk about the site Privacy Policy with your parents. Show your parents the sites you visit. Understand that websites must get your parents permissi
Feel My Fire
Feel My Fire Your eyes gleam with pure delight As I stand naked in your sight A woman full of fire Wanting to please your every desire Tonight there will be no rest Feel my fire Running along your skin Heating your blood within Pumping so hard and fast through your veins we lay down on your bed In my hands I gentle guide your head Down to my full soft breasts awaiting the softest caress From your warm mouth suckling on each rosy crest Hear me moan and sigh with pleasure My fingers wrap around your manly treasure Stroking and squeezing rubbing the sensitive tip My warm body grinds into your hips My womanly nest wet and ready for the ride As you gently part the hot folds thrust deep inside Now Baby keep your eyes open and see That it is just you and me I grasp your hips drive you in deep Feel my fire wrapping around you completely Hard and fast Breathing coming in loving gasps The fire burning out of control With one final thrust together the
Terra
This is about the love of my life my heart and my soul. Her name is Terra and I met her thru the internet in January 2007. It's only been 8 months since I've met her but I love her with all of my heart. She's the most wonderful and loving person I've ever known and has the heart of an angel. She funny, caring, smart, sexy, trustworthy, friendly and that's only the tip of the iceberg. Since I've known her I've felt that my life has been complete and that a missing part of it has been found. Every time I look into her eyes I see the love that she feels towards me reflected in them. I know I'm going to marry this woman and I know that were going to spend the rest of our lifes' together. Here is a picture of us that we took at the end of July in Monterey Ca. I've sometimes felt that I'm nowhere good enough for her and that she could do better then me. Maybe I've thought that way because of how I've been hurt in the past by different people. All I know is that I love this w
Single...
and waiting on the one. It's funny how you think you find one and they seem interested and then they back off. Are there any real men left? Or is it all just scared little boys? I just wish for once that one would come along and prove me wrong in my opinion about males. Sort of restore my faith in love. Maybe, I am a fool to actually think anyone could love me. Hell, it seems that every male i get involved with is just wrong for me. Maybe there isn't someone out there for everyone... Who knows? No one does and that's the scary part. So for now my opinion stays the same as far as love goes... PHOOEY on it all!!
Wisdom
Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." WISDOM Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson
Whispers In The Night
Whispers In The Night My body lies open for your sweet caress Softly mold your hands around my breast Seal my lips with a kiss, together my love this is our night Probe my mouth with your sweet tongue trail those sweet kisses down to my breast Suckle on each nipple tease them with your caress Let your fingers explore between my thighs Probe into my hot wet nest make me sigh Spread open my legs more Let your sweet kisses and tongue began to explore Ravish and tease my little clit Spread me open dip your tongue into my slit Drink from my loving cup the sweetest nectar of wine Hear me scream out your name Let it echo through your mind Your tongue savors the sweet treasure Then you roll me over face down You love hearing my sweet passion sounds Place a few pillows up under me close to my thighs Bringing up my buttocks way up high part the way between my thighs Now you will hear my pleasure cry you enter me with your sweetest treat
Only A Few From The Whole
Only a few from the whole. By invisible don copyright 2005 Wandering in from haunts long ago Comes a muse The ticking clock echoes in the world No one hears it save for me Counting out the grains of sand Only the crones know Their shears like the scythe of mortality Forever cleaving lives apart. Threads not meant to be twined Parts of the tapestries of two Never meant to touch Look closely at a portrait The brush strokes waiver this way and that. Flecks of red here and there Splatters of blue and green What colors are captivating? What colors are fleeting Stand close to a tapestry Gaze upon the threads. Which ones make the whole? Which thread in the tapestry if pulled? Will unfurl it leaving it wasted on the floor Do you dare pull on this white one? The brown one here that is frayed? Would you know which one to toss aside? Take a step back Gaze up on the whole Where is that f
Ehh
alright well i guess im single again. so no more sex for robbie. but hey its not that bad me and tiff are still friends. and its not out of the blue eather i kinda saw it coming. so thats really it but im going to tell a story about the last night me and her were together in my next blog...it is a funny one
Vote For Me . I'm In The Sexiest Picture Contest
i'm in the sexiest picture contest and i want everyone to get the word out for me and to do whatever you can to get the word out for me and for the people that voted muahhhhhh thanks here is the link to go vote too http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=770546&albumid=525357&i=2616641430 nicole(aoa1freak)
Fun Day
Today was interesting. I mowed grass for the first time in forever. I uncovered a wicked looking lizard. It was quite large and spotted. I can't say I've ever seen this particular species. But by the time I could get Lis over to see it he disappeared. While I was mowing I stopped to rip out some bushes or trees or something that had started growing up around where the A/C compressor. When we first moved in someone had weed whacked the wire from the house to the compressor and as a result we didn't have a/c for the first day or two. So as to avoid this mistake i ripped out whatever they had been trying to cut back. Well the funny thing is the leaves on the plant were very similar to a certain plant that north Texas authorities have been collecting a bunch of lately. You know the one I'm talking about. It has 5 leaves and is on everything from wallets to baseball caps. But after carefully inspecting it I realized the leaves were too broad to be everybody's favorite tobacco substitute ;).
I Cried, I Wept
I cried, I wept more than I needed to I cried, I wept with every thought of you I cried, I wept I bled inside I cried, I wept needing you like sand needs the tide I cried, I wept I felt like i did somthing horrid I cried, I wept it was all because of what you did I cried, I wept no more shall I...
14,400 To Rockstar!!!!!!! Shes A Leveler
SHES ALWAYS THERE TO HELP EVERYONE LEVEL UP ..SHOW HER THE LOVE SHE SHOWS TO OTHERS purpleroses@ fubar
I Dont Get Some People
well here i am sittin here at pc and i come onto this site to chat and mingle with the friends i have made on here and reach out and try to meet others but theres a few on here that ya start to talk to rate their pics comment here and there on them then maybe a add friend and fan comes to play well theres been a few that allows this and then next thing ya know you are gettin blocked for no reason at all nothing is said or done wrong for that. for the people that i talk to regulary on here they know i am not like most the fellers on here to bash,and make some of the ladies on here uncomfortable in our conversations but i guess the ones that have blocked me either wanted points and thats it or idk whats the deal..it just bothers me cause im here to meet and make friends i dont care were im at on the list or were i rate but thats their perogative if they wish to do so theres some on here that dont give other people a chance or credit and if i go to a profile and rate pics and things a
Breakfast At Mcdonalds
Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away,
Cpl. Randy Payne
Bombadier Myles Stanley John Mansell
Goodbye Insists
It's difficult to recall, but I originally started this blog to discuss with myself just one thing. Addiction. The isolation it glamorizes. The threat of recovery. Or at least self-preservation. How it impacts my efforts to destroy myself. Exaggeration? Not really. I thought I knew what I wanted. To suffer. and then recover. To become intimate with addiction. So intimate in fact that it wouldn't want me anymore. But the truth is, the uglier I get the closer we become. The fact is, I written every word the skeleton has shed. And still it's not naked. Not even close. In fact, I've lied the entire time. About experiences. About moments that only happened because I created the fiction. What's real is nothing to write about. Nothing that can do any words justice. What's real is I've overcome nothing. And still ask the same questions I pretended to answer a long time ago. Truth is like a zipper. You pull it down. Open the teeth. See what's behind the fabric. And yo
Cpl. Matthew David James Dinning
Capt. Nichola Kathleen Sarah Goddard
Fuck
FUCK YOU and you
Cpl. Anthony Joseph Boneca
Cpl. Jason Patrick Warren
Cpl. Francisco Gomez
Life
well is ok just dealing with my kids father who needs to be more of a dad to the children just spend time with them shoot ..just throw a ball around with our son and play tea party or something with our daughter nothing serious not asking for a million dollars just asking for him to spend some quality time with them like they desereve so props go out to all them single fathers who are doing their thing for their children .... ok well thats what i am dealing with in my life as of now
Cpl. Christopher Jonathan Reid
Life's Twists And Turns
Im doing good these days, my friends are loyal, we watch out for each other. Im working my ass at my job, im single and actually liking it for a change.. Too many burned out relationships for my liking.
Cpl. Bryce Jeffrey Keller
Sgt. Vaughn Ingram
Pte. Kevin Dallaire
Mcpl. Raymond Arndt
Mcpl. Jeffrey Scott Walsh
Cpl. Andrew James Eykelenboom
Sgt. Shane Stachnik
W.o. Richard Francis Nolan
W.o. Frank Robert Mellish
Pte. William Jonathan James Cushley
Pte. Mark Anthony Graham
Cpl. Keith Morley
Cpl. Shane Keating
Pte. David Byers
Maryland Day2
Well today was a better day. The rain held of and we got a lot done. After a free buffet breakfast at the hotel we headed into Baltimore Harbor for one of those Duck Boat tours. It was pretty cool a little land tour and then the bus drives right into the water for a short water tour. After that we walked up to Camden Yard to watch the Orioles, we lasted about 6 innings before we were all too hot and tired, they were losing anyway. Alex and Zach fell asleep on the way home, thank god they both need the nap. We had a crappy dinner at "Duclaw Brewing Company". That sums up today. More tomorrow.
Cpl. Glen Arnold
Pte. Josh Klukie
Chat?
Ok is looking for a new chat area besides yahoo, or fubar.... anyone got any ideas?
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What Girls Dont Realise
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
Soulmates
Come into me, I whisper in the darkness as I watch your eyes glow with passion above me. You sigh, and reaching between us open the heart of me to slowly meld us together in heat and pleasure. We rock, cradling each other in lust, love, and adoration. Our moans blend in the quiet reverence that being one always brings to our hungry hearts beating in unison inside our breasts. Breaths mingle, tongues touch, palm to palm we writhe and dance together on the cool sheets as droplets of sweat form to mingle and merge before winding down to puddle around us. Eyes locked we stare into each others souls, seeing the true meaning of mate, acknowledging silently our pledge to each other, given freely, without words, all said in a single loving embrace. Lava flows through me, centered in the volcanic eruptions radiating out from the center of my being. I tremble and watch in wonder as you too begin to quake, releasing inside of me your essence. Arms wrap around the other, soft kisse
Just One Goal (poetry)
My eternal bliss, Well it would start with your kiss. Your kiss would be welcomed, a pleasure of heavenly sin. To be enraptured by your touch, Would make my head spin. Legs get oh so weak, As our hearts steadily beat, Our lips would then meet, I lay you down on satin sheets. Shaking on waves of passion, With just one goal -- your complete satisfaction.
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Being In Time: Nothing
1. Nothing is a pseudo-concept in that it refers to what by definition does not exist. 2. When we say, "Nothing is there," we mean that nothing we were looking for, or expected to find, is there. 3. Similarly, nothingness refers to a state before the creation of an identity or after its demise, but only in the sense that the identity we were looking for is not where we were looking for it. 4. To consciousness, however, everything is not, is, and then is not. Is, is a fleeting moment. Is not, is eternal. 5. Within time, then, nothingness is at the heart of being, the ultimate reality, the only thing that lasts. 6. Time is so thoroughly a part of the experience of consciousness that it sometimes seems as though being itself may at some time not have been and perhaps at some time in the future will not be. But this is merely by analogy to consciousness itself, and upon reflection its lack of sense is apparent.
The Pain..
anyone have any good ideas on how to make my jaw stop hurting?? i have a wisdom tooth coming in.. well two of them.. and the fuckers HURT!!!!!!!
Please Pray
to all my friends out there i wanted to ask yall to pray for my father. he isnt doin so good. today (sunday aug 26th) he started hurting and i guess it scared him and he told my mom that he was dieing. my mom called 911 and they got here about 5mins later. after some testing they found that it wasnt anything really bad. he felt better to and just wanted to come home. he got to. im thankful that he is ok. this morning was one of the hardest days and i have been sceared b4 but nothing like this. please please pray for him he needs it. thank u all. hugs jen
Be My Go-go :)
tight.
2 Moons
remember people tonight at 1230 am there is a 2 moon sky and will not be seen again until 2287 mars will be the closest to earth athis time...REMEMBER WATCH IT PEOPLE!
Swimmin In A Sea Of......
CRAZINESS & CONFUSION! Whatever happened to just takin life by the horns and makin it what you want it to be?? I guess I've spent far too much of my life being tied to someone. Thirteen years to one man, seven to another and I just don't do this single thing real well. I thought I'd be really good at it, cool with it, whatever, but.....I'm not even a good "hoochie"..LOL! Just not in me I guess, I dunno. I dunno if that's a bad thing or not, but either way...I DON'T FUCKIN LIKE IT! LOL!! I guess I just wanna be something more than a plaything, but not quite a wife. Make sense? Doesn't to me either, but I know what I mean. LOL! I'm just ramblin some thoughts out on this "paper", so pay me no mind. Basically, I think my friend Tom is right, I just need to get laid..LOL! Thanx for readin! Sincerely, Blithering Idiot!
What My "x" Thinks Of Me
This was written by my son's dad...comes to show what he really thinks of me but isn't "man" enough to tell me and has to write it...but it's all good :) I am reposting this as he wrote it word for word, only I'm fixing the spelling errors lol Every child models some behavior of a parent. As a parent I would like my child to model more of his mom's behavior. The reasons are that she's tough, ambitious, and successful. First, his mom is a very tough woman. We could say she had it bad and a few low blows (not physical) that I gave her, but she refused to give up on herself and more important on her children. Secondly, she's a very ambitious person. She never settles with less than she could accomplish. With kids and all she managed to find the time and struggled to put herself through school. There has been many brick walls in her life, but one way or another she always made it to the other side. Finally, she's a successful woman today. She's landed a job in computer progr
My Fucking Car
Followers Are Always #2
We are all born equal, yet different in our own ways. We all thrive to stand out in the world in one way or another. However some loose themselves when they aren't being who they really are. That is the first step to becoming better than what you are now. "No man could be ideally successful until he has found his place. Like a locomotive, he is strong on the track, but weak anywhere else." - Orsen Marden. Avoid following a crowd. Be an engine, not a caboose. As Herman Melville wrote: "it is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation." Average people would rather be wrong than be different. We relinquish three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. Confority is the jailer of satisfaction and the enemy of growth. Ask yourself, "If I try to be like him, who will be like me? If I'm not me, who will I be?" The more you develop your potential, the less you will become like someone else. Trying to be like somone else is self-defeating. One of your
Pictures
Ok i tried this in a MUMM and was told to try this here. I was wondering if there is anyone willing to make me a morph or do anything cool with some of our pics i have seen a lot of cool things done on here and was hoping to find someone to help me out!
New
I have only been in here a few days and I have meet some wonderful people in here and made friends!! Great place ~smile~
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Is It Time To Give Up?
Honestly. Is it time for me just to give up hope of ever having life not kick me in the grapes every single day? WTF am I doing wrong. How can so much go to sh** in such a short time. It's times like these that make me sympathize with the guy wandering around the bad part of town talking to the mailboxes. I don't know about you but I'm tired of trying to "look on the bright side." "The light at the end of my tunnel" always turns out to be a freight train. When "things could be worse." they usually get that way.
Contest Has Started
I'm in Punkys contest and want all Kingdom bombers on it rates count as 10 point so go rate and comment bomb the hell out of it..heres the link to my special total graphic morph i made for this contest Thank you everyone
Child Molester
Soldiers
Lest WE Forget The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for hi
Ghost Rider Owes His Thanks
Hello everyone, I just want to Thank everyone who helped me win my 1st contest. All of you know who you are I can't list you all here. I would specifically name a few but don't want to start any drama. So thanks to all who helped me and I'll always be there to help those in need if able to. THANK YOU ALL AGAIN Profile Graphics - hitupmyspot.com
The World Wins... I Give Up
I've really done alot of thinking about this because i didn't know if i was even going to post this or not but i figure everyone should know. Soon as i can aford it i'm gone because i can't take it here anymore, I have no idea if i will even stay in town or what but right now i just see no reason to even bother to stay. I've been delt the last blow I've been stabbed threw the back and into my heart for the last time and i just ... I just cant do it anymore it's no longer fair to me because i've honestly done nothing to deserve whats been happening to me. In the last year ive had to deal with more drama more lies and more bullshit then ive ever had to in my whole entire life! So very simply i'm outta here. I don't want the dawsons creek drama anymore and so there is a very simple way to stop it, By leaving. Anyone cares to know why i'll be glad to tell you. The following people are my reason for leaving. Chrissy - You lied to me over and over , you fed me line after line and
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Southern Home Security System
Southern Home Security System HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was! hard t o tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. "Cooter"
To A Friend
As I vanish into the mist of my welled up eyes I turn to the vision, that is foremost in the skies It never dawned on me to be a man of hate the patience I give you, is the patience of fate As I vanish into the morning dew of sorrow I turn to the tides, I yearn for tomorrow I would never imagine you as a child of disease I await each sentence as I would wait for cool summer breeze As I vanish into the darkness of the fading moon I turn out in numbers of the trees left to prune I cannot imagine the things in your past I can only whisper the promise of a friendship that will last As I vanish with your cars every mile I'll turn to my children and I'll give them a smile I cannot believe you'll be driving away For tomorrow you'll be gone, my dreams for you will stay (don't need an audition for that one)...
My New Car
Come Sept 12th this will be the new ride.
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Just Relax
Sex... sex... Sex... Is life... Not only sex... Youth life Sex...? All are Wanted sex... Love sex... Do sex... Sex is... Sin... Sex is...hevan... Sex is... Some some Other thing... Relax relax... Of body Making sex... Mind also bee cool Sex is simply Body relax... Do sex... Don't think other...
What Is God Doing,
as i watch the sun come up in my dads hospital room i ask one simple question,, what is god doing. why is it when im happy something happens to make it sad. why is he punshing my family, what did we ever do to him, why is he taking the ppl and the things i love away from me, why does he not hear my prayers or my friends prayers, what is god doing? why is he not listening bedrock
When-i-am-gone
My-love-can-last-alife-time But-I-can-not When-I-am-gone I-want-you-to-know-that-I-will-wait, I-will-wait-for-you. I-will-wait-forever, just-for-you. Oh,-how-I-love-you your-purity your-strength. I'd-wait-forever-for-your-touch I'd-wait-eternity for-our-souls-to-connect and-become-one. I'd-wait-forever and-I'd-wait-for-eternity to-be-with-you.
If The Damn Shoe Fits...!!!!
I always say.... Jealousy breeds Envy, Envy breeds Animosity, Animosity breeds Hate, Hate breeds Insecurities, and Insecurities breed Ignorance... So when you come across someone that's doing better than you, so to speak, don't get upset at them cause they are! Instead of being spiteful, why not just be more diligent at what youre doing and get on their level! Whats the matter? You dont think its possible to actually accept the challenge and push yourself harder?? Dont be silly. Its too easy to give up, so why settle for less and then complain about the little that you have? If youre gonna settle for less, then be happy with the choices you made! Misery loves company, and I wont keep you company just because you feel sorry for yourself. Ill reach out to you and try to show you a better way, but my arms can only go SO far. I refuse to get lost in your depression just cause youre too scared to take the steps to walk out of it. I like happy people, driven people, focused peo
Tonight
Tonight, You call me. Tonight, you love me, Tonight, you hurt me..... Tonight, Tomorrow, and the next day I love you. Today I could have lost someone very close to me, I could not imagine my life without this person in it. Just wanted to let everyone know to cherish every friendship, love, and family you have You Never know when they might meet that drunken driver on the road!!!!!!!!!
Bombers Needed For Kingdom Of Wolves Fam.
Kingdom of Wolves an Friends.I Desire my Uncles Fubar Wife some Comment Bombing.You all Desire her Native Morphs, Bombing for Morphs.An he will though in Silverfangs Morphs as well. Here is her Picture Link Click will take u right in.Ty. .All Help is needed here,Please
Broken & Twisted
i feel like i'm laying with my soul broken and twisted in the gutter. i lost my heart long ago, so my soul was all that was left. i gave my friendship to one, and rejected me he did. yes rejected me he did why do i bother? why do i blog? grr fuck this shit! i'm done with this crap...
Never Let Grandma Make Pancakes
Just So Right
holding you kissing you just feels so right i find myself wanting more i close my eyes i see your face your smile i can feel your touch i want this so much you are perfect in everyway. please, dont hurt me dont knock me down show me that you want me around. copyright ashley magana
~~a Real Asshole~~
One day a guy who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the stunned man. With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of scotch?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Wow,
Alter Egos
Everyone has an alter ego. Someone that they are deep down inside. Sometimes, it's right below the surface. Other times, it's much deeper and only comes out during stressful times. It's that alter ego that allows us to do the things we normally couldn't do. From dealing with a troublesome neighbor to handling a very rude CSR, our alter egos are part of us, and aid us as best they can. They are an extention of our true selves, and sometimes ARE our true selves. They can also be used in the most fun ways. During roleplay, whether it be with a loved one, or a simple roleplaying game, it can allow a person to leave their normal life behind and embrace their alter ego and lead a life of action and adventure! I charge each and everyone of you: Find your alter ego! Go have a blast! You won't regret it!

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