A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and
says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The
giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again
says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see,
you'll feel So good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor,
mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit
and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the
rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about
your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you
will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and
starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and
ask, "Lion, why did you do this?! He was merely trying to help us
all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker! He makes me run around
the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
