-Your water bill has increased 400 percent since he moved in.
-Your face is chafed where he kissed you good-bye eighty-seven times.
-He has to clap ten times and touch his nose before he can have an orgasm.
Should you brake up with him? Tough call. On the plus side, you can absolutely count on him. He certainly follows a set routine. And he doesn't have much time to cheat between the hand-washings. However, his extracurricular activities may leave little time for you. If you do choose to break up, be persistent-you may have to tell him more than once before it "takes".
