-He has a gym buddy.
-Keeps stealing the Abercrombie catalog.
-Watches Meg Ryan movies with you instead of the play-offs.
-Is content to cuddle most nights. because he had sex at the rest stop on the way home.
Should you break up with him? It's a shame, really. Your like your "boyfriend" so much. You laugh. You shop. You stay up all night talking. You watch The O.C. together. You've just got so much in common-all but one little thing. Testicles. And that's a definate dealbraker. So unless you sprout a pair after reading this, move on. You cant still laugh and shop together. Just remember to make yourself available to the heterosexual male population for the committed relationship you so richly deserve. Or, at the very least, for wild, anonymous sex.
