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Wait! They Don’t Love You Like I Love You
There comes a point in every persons life where they must make a choice. Where they have to decide if you want to keep doing what you’re doing and stick with what you are used to or if you want to do one of the hardest things you can do and that thing it to change, that is the point I am at in my life. I know that since many of the people who read this only see the part of me I let you see, so maybe I should let you know how I really am. I’m a fucking bitch to put it as simply as possible. I make so many people around me miserable because I cannot control my anger and outbursts. I know that when people get older people are supposed to get wiser, but I guess that wisdom just hasn’t come to me, it seems as I have aged I have become more and more irritable, but now it has come to the point that being this way may cause me to lose something very important. I just don’t know how to change. I have tried to ignore the little things and not snap or overreact but nothing seems to work.

The Truth
Love is such a strong word. Many people (Men) say "I love you" Just to get them a quick lay and don't mean a lick of what they say and some females say that they love there man just to keep them close when they know that things are falling apart and don't want them falling in with other women. I can say that I still love some people but not in the same way as I once did but the love I have for them is a greater thing because I still want to see them happy at no matter what that cost maybe. Just can't walk away from the past and hope for a better tomorrow when you know that what you once had will always be close to your heart..... Trying to be a friend and trying to fill the hole that was left is harder than I thought it would be. I'm just glad that I am able to still say that she is still apart of my life..... Do not throw around the word love with out having a true Feeling behind it. It means more than what you can ever fathom .

Cnn Wants Your Stories And Questions About Autism For A Full Day Of Coverage
On April 2, Autism World Awareness Day, CNN is planning a full day of autism coverage. You heard it right: a full day. To gather content for such a massive undertaking, CNN and Dr. Sanjay Gupta are soliciting public input in the form of stories and questions. Here's what it says on the CNN site: It's your turn to have some of your own questions answered. CNN is planning a comprehensive day of coverage in recognition of World Autism Awareness Day on April 2. The latest statistics from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention say that at least 1 in 150 children are affected in the United States. In a report called, the "Myths of Autism" we hope to dispel any misperceptions about the disorder and the people who live with it. We also want to be very clear that there is still a great deal the scientific community has yet to learn about autism and its related disorders. Here are some ideas that we hope to address: * Every autistic person has savant abili

True Love
... He counted in his heart the hours until the train would come again from the south which when it pulled out of Torreon would either take her or would not take her and he told her that if she would trust her life into his care he would never fail her or abandon her and that he would love her until he died and she said that she believed him (McCarthy 1992:253).

Dark Love
Gladly I would come to you and I would come willingly within the dark, But it seems that this hell fire love was never meant to be, I know you fear me and would worship me from afar, I realise that you love me and would always give your life for your star, But still I can't help but wonder at your normal clothes, I can't help but laugh at the lack of sadistic content, I feel that even though you stay by me you'd never surrender to the night, I realise now that I can never turn you against the light, I thought time would heal you and so I kept you lingering, I thought it would help but it made your wound deeper, Every cut every bruise that you endured sliced into my heart, Every cruel word you ignored pulled us further apart, I would have made you so happy; I would have given you anything, I would have shown you every pleasure you could want, But I guess that you never wanted this thing, my tainted love, You wished for me to spread my wings and fly to the l

How Do You Live Your Life?
How You Life Your Life You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good. You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations. You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly. You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them. How Do You Live Your Life?

Cyndi
Cyndi@ fubar This is my friend Cyndi. I met her in the Mumm's. She's quiet, shy, and really funny. She constantly remings me I'm getting old. She constantly reminds me I'm getting grey hair. And how she's almost caught up to me, despite getting on here 6 months after me. But she's a cool chicky, so go check her out. Ask her about the homeless guy on her couch!

You Are..
You Are The sunlight on my shoulders The smile on my face My secret weapon, my favorite place The reason my heart skips a beat The man that sweeps me off my feet A gentle inspiration My soul's salvation The half that makes me whole The gravity that grounds me The arms I want around me Never letting go All the love I want to make Every breath I want to take The rush that's running down my spine The touch that takes me every time My every hope My every dream You are my everything

Bulletin I Did For Ange...
I am holding and Auction for the Hottest Men on Fubar. This is my first Auction. Iam trying to save for Spotlight. so help me make it a Big One. You know who you are so come and let me Auction you. Woot!! Now get in here all you Hotties..NO FEAR!!!!!Entry Fee for this Auction will be 100,000 Fubucks and the minimum bid will be set for 200,000 and to ensure no one is cheated or anything if by some small chance someone who enters doesn't get bid on, and they are offering a good amount of stuff for their auction entry then i will bid 250K for the owning WOO HOO i own you... lmaoPrivate message me by clicking the link below and send me a link to the picture you will like entered into the auction. I will RIP the pic so that i can know who it came from at the end of the auctionPrivateMessageLinkClick hereStart DateApril 12th8:00 AM EST&Will End onApril 19st8:00 AM ESTRULES*Rates are not needed, though appreciated* No Comments Please, Only Serious Bids.*Can bid anything fubar related. bla

This Is What Caring About Animals Gets You!!
ehhhhhh. so. there was a big tim hortons dilema. and the oven wasnt working. and so at 2 am i was asked to drive from our store to the other store that the owners own... anyway. im driving. and an animal is running across the road. i forget everything i know about not breaking for animals. and i slam on my breaks, and my car swerves. and i end up in a ditch. knocked over a fucking tree... and yeah. there i was. in a ditch. in the dark. in the woods. freaking out. and now im home. so talk to me.

Alanis Morissette - Out Is Through
This one was too pertinent to stash... Every time you raise your voice I see the greener grass Every time you run for cover I see this pasture Every time we're in a funk I picture a different choice Anytime we're in a rut, this distant grandeur my tendency to want to do away feels natural my urgency to dream of softer places feels understandable but I know The only way out is through The faster we're in the better The only way out is through ultimately The only way out is through The only way we'll feel better The only way out is through ultimately Every time that I'm confused I think there must be easier ways Every time our horns are locked I'm towel throwing Every time we're at a loss we've bolted from difficulty Anytime we're in stalemate, a final bowing my tendency to want to hide away feels easier The immediacy of picturing another place, comforting to go but I know The only way out is through The faster we're in the better The only way out i

May You Always Feel L-o-v-e-d!!!
May You Always Feel Loved by Sandra Sturtz Hauss May you find serenity and tranquility in a world You may not always understand.. May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the strength to walk through life facing each new situation with optimism and courage.. Always know that there are those whose love and understanding will always be there even when you feel most alone.. May you discover enough goodness in others To believe in a world of peace.. May a kind word, a reassuring touch, a warm smile, be yours every day of your life, and may you give these gifts as well as receive them.. Remember the sunshine when the storm seems unending.. Teach love to those who know hate, And let that love embrace you as you go into the world.. May the teaching of those you admire become part of you, so that you may call upon them.. Remember, those whose lives you have touched and who have touched yours are always a part

Pain Inside
As my head spins I think about the reason. I dont know what to feel. My heart feels love but my mind questions it. I am so confused. The move I push for the truth the more I get lied to. My life has been based on nothing but lies. I dont understand why this happens to me. I let my guard down thinking it's safe and I get hurt by those I love. The pain seems to never end anymore. Nothing helps to ease the pain now. Maybe my life was ment to be filled with pain for some reason or another. I just dont understand what i'm destind to do that demands me to know such pain. I have no tears left to cry. Pain and sadness have become the norm. Will nothing take away this pain I feel Inside?

Another's Thought On Male Female Friendships
So, it is possible to be “JUST” friends with people of opposite gender and it depend on your maturity, mindset and your need at that particular time. We can talk about our thoughts; our feelings but you cannot say the same thing about the person of opposite gender. You never know what your friend is talking about you in his or her group of friends. As far as my personal experiences goes…I have lot many “Female Friends” from different cities, different countries, from different age groups, married-unmarried-singles and now gender hardly matters to me. We discuss about our experiences, go out for dinner, movie, and picnic and also give comforts…if there are any issues at professional and personal fronts. But, as I said earlier…I can say how I feel, what I think…I cannot say with any surety as what they feel and think. If the sexual element in a relationship is lost, no friendship is left and the couple moves away from each other in every respect. Instead of seeing sexual relationsh

Love And Death
I feel all alone even with all the love I am shown. My love for you is as endless as the sky above and as pure as a snow white dove. At night as i lay alone and cry knowing that if I ever lost you I would die. Our love shall blossom and be as beautiful as a rose for there is no one else that i would have chose. You are my life, my love, my soulmate because you are the only one that can relate. I hope our love will never end for my heart would break and never mend. Please don't ever leave my side or i would have to run and hide. I want my hand to be the only one you hold until our hair turns gray and we are old. With you until my very last breath. With you even in death.

Blonde Moments
Blonde MomentsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Answer YES or NO- 18 or less Blonde Moments makes you a smart blonde Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. No Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. No You have ran into a glass or screen door. Yes You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. No You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. Yes You have ran into a tree. Yes It IS possible to lick your elbow No You just tried to lick your elbow. No You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. You gotta be kidding me!!?? You just tried to sing them. Don't have to You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. Shoelaces No But i like to trip over my feet, or just random things :o You have choked on your own spit. No You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. No You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice I honestly missed it. You just looked at it

Live Life Like A Dog
Tuesday 4/15/08 As I took my two Akitas out for a hike in the woods this morning, I watched them as they went about their dog duties. It occured to me perhaps we should live our lives as a dog lives theirs.... If you can't hump it or eat it.....walk over to it hike you leg piss on it and walk away. How simple is that!

Knees!! I Want Knees!!!
WE'VE ALL SEEN JUST ABOUT EVERY BODY PART THERE IS TO SEE ON FUBAR! SOME MAY EVEN SAY THEY HAVE SEEN IT ALL!! BUT HAVE YOU REALLY SEEN IT ALL?? I DON'T THINK SO!! I HAVE DECIDED TO HOLD A CONTEST AND GO OUT INTO FUBAR IN SEARCH OF THE SEXIEST KNEES!! THAT'S RIGHT I SAID KNEES!! I WANT YOUR SEXIEST KNEE PICS!! NAKED!! HALF-NAKED!! DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS I CAN SEE YOUR KNEES! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A PIC OF YOUR KNEES AND SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH THE LINK TO THE PIC AND I WILL RIP IT AND ADD IT TOO THE CONTEST FOLDER!! ONCE I HAVE COLLECTED ENOUGH ENTRIES I WILL REPOST ANOTHER BULLETIN STATING ALL THE RULES AND HOW TO WIN A 7 DAY BLAST!! THAT'S RIGHT I SAID A 7 DAY BLAST FOR THE SEXIEST KNEES ON FUBAR!! SO COME ON WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? TAKE THAT PIC AND SEND IT TO ME TODAY!! THIS CONTEST BROUGHT TO YOU BY: !!!!ҰØҰØ¡¡¡¡ ~Greeter@DDR~Ğ/F to~†Ð¿ GøThÏ¢†§ø£dî£r†~†Fu-Owned by inkman876@ fubar

My Dad
my dad has been dead for 4 years. i find that hard to believe. i dream about him very often. in my dreams i know he's dying but thought he was already dead...i know that doesn't make sense...but in my dreams it's like i know he's supposed to be dead or that he will be dying soon. in 2003 my dad was diagnosed with brain cancer. it hit my family pretty hard becos it was so unexpected. it was just a really hard time for me. for all of us... but i'm expected to be "the strong one." so it was really hard for me to keep up that front. i was really close to my dad as a little girl. i had a t-shirt that said "daddy's girl." & i have written about this before & it's still just as hard to write about as it for me to write about 2 years ago. my dad & i drifted apart. & we were no longer close as i got older. i try not to blame my mom for this but she is the reason my dad pushed me away. she was always really jealous & as a matured she made him feel like he couldn't talk to me so it was hard for h

Please Help Missshady
All help is greatly appreciated in the comp of the year, two of fu's largest bombing families are head to head the comments are flying thick and fast. ATM we have up approx 241,000 comments however still trail by about 20k. please dont forget to rate the pic as rates also count :D hit the pic below and come help ifpossible. Also go see missshady and tell her you have helped so she can thank you personally. :D Many thanks Dazzy

Just Venting.....dont Take It Personal.....unless Your On The Hitlist......
well here's my first blog...and prolly the worst yall have ever heard....this isnt directed to anyone personal its just me gettin some stuff of my chest.....Fuck the world!.....im sick and tired of fuckin people who dont mind there own buisness....fuck all the lazy bitches out there who think there man is there personal ATM machine....get a fuckin job and get off your ass....learn to live on your own and stop waiting for handouts!.....and guys .....stop treating your women like shit....women are to be treated with dignity and respect....and for those guys who have children and dont live with them...pay your fucking child support!!!!!!....im sick of my taxes going to feed your kids because your too fucked up to step up and be a real father.....fuck all those people who want to control everyone else but have no clue as to whats going on...get a fuckin life....fuck those jealous ex's who cant get it through there head....your an ex for a reason...fuck the polititian's who care more about

Blind Thoughts!
Blind Thoughts! by LateNiteFantasy© Lots of folks think that being blind, Has got to be the worse thing! That can happen to anyone, A life's that lost everything! But these folks just can't realize, There's more things on this old Earth, That's so precious with true value, And it has so much more worth! Sight's just one of the five senses, Other ones are as intense. There's hearing, smelling, touch and taste, Along with our "Common sense!" To stroke a velvet softness or, To smell a fragrance so sweet. To taste perfection with a tongue, Are things that just can't be beat! To walk outside and feel the air, From a sunny morning's breeze, No one needs vision for these things, And all of these things will please! I may be blind but I don't care, One good thing's come out of this. There's no more ugly people now, And my happiness is bliss!!

Bitch Niggas Just Keep Talkin Wait Til U See Me And Tiny Bull
pops was a hoodsta my uncles were coasta i got the heart of both sides cuz ill run up on ya, empty my clip drag yo body to da riva, let it be known calhoun duece is fuckin home ready to take a niggas head off and send it to his home, catch me creepin through the southeast all day way to el cajon when dat window roll down u betta heat the ground the cuz im emptying clip round by day round, my pistol will never hit da ground but shell are all a round so keep my name out yo mouth or brains will be around yo house.

What Does It Mean
most people say they live from day to day for the rush and others live to just see what the end will be like but me,i think life is to short.i like warm summer nights and cool winter days but most of all i like life itself.being able to wake up the next and see that the world is still here. what do you think the meaning of life is?trust me if you blink,its gone

People Piss Me Off
There are people that tell me that I shouldn't have had my daughter because she was just a mistake....I have news for them she wasn't a mistake...she just came sooner than I planned. I didn't exactly plan on having my beautiful baby girl when I had her but she was planned just the same. I have always planned on having a baby I just didn't know that she was going to come to me when she did. I am taking care of her myself now because her dad is a piece of shit and can't stay with someone that loved him more than I have ever loved anyone. I am the proudest mother any child could ever ask for. Granted I didn't think I would be taking care of my little angel all by myself but I love her just the same. Please stop assuming that she was a mistake because I am telling you now she was not a mistake...she just came sooner than I planned on her coming to me.

This Is How Every Girl Should Be Treated
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

Happy 39th Bday My Brother..rip
I JUST HAVE YOU ON MY MIND ON YOUR BIRTHDAY MORE THIS YEAR THAN I HAVE IN THE LAST 10 THAT U HAVE BEEN GONE..... YOU DESERVE TO HAVE A PARTY ON EVERY BIRTHDAY.....I KNOW NOW THAT BUSTER IS WITH YOU YALL WILL GET THAT ACCOMPLISHED.... AUSTIN REMINDS ME A LOT OF YOU...I JUST WISH YOU WAS HERE TO TEACH HIM HOW TO HUNT BEINGS JAMES IS BASICALLY ONLY IN HIS LIFE TWICE A YEAR IF IT IS CONVNENT FOR HIM... I THINK YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE WHO I AM WITH...WE MET AT FRESHWATER....THAT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WOULD HAVE PEOPLE OVER AND YOU WOULD FREAK THEM OUT WITH UR EYELINER ON..... I AM JUST BEING SELFISH STILL....I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY MY BROTHER.....EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ROBBIE, MICAH, AND DAVID...I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE I HAVE ANY....WE WERE THE CLOSEST AND YOU WOULD FIND TIME FOR ME NO MATTER WHAT....YOU AND TAMI HELPED ME A LOT AND TAUGHT ME A LOT..LOL..GOOD AND BAD I KNOW THIS IS SELFISH BUT I MISS YOU MORE EVERY YEAR!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BROTHER!!! I MISS YOU!!!

Time Away From Comedy
Yeah, do to a situation beyond my control I have had to put my career on hold for a while. A year ago me Mum was diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer, which is the long way of saying you have a narrow window of time left to live. after roughly 9 months of Chemotherapy she had to go into the hospital to unblock the small intestine that was being blocked by the size of the tumor. PLUS when she was first diagnosed, she has a Port put in to make it easier to have the chemo treatments. they had to remove that because it seems that it had a bacteria infection... gotta love the MADE IN CHINA products. While in the hospital recovering, they (the hospital) lost her partial dental plate... I have be charged with taking care of her for the most part making her food and getting her pills as she get stronger. IT has been a trying time with no energy to put towards my funny... SO hang in there, I hope that by Summer starts she will be able to care for herself and I will be off to do my stuff.

Bleh
Just a heads up to everyone - I'm really not feeling well today. So if i'm quiet i'm not ignoring you - i just feel - i don't know, i guess the best way to describe it is fuzzy - today. Just not feeling like my normal self. *sighs* having pains in my breasts i can't figure out why - no its not a heart attack! also feelin a little light headed. So just bear with me today. loves you all!

Help Me Get A Vip
PLEASE HELP ME GET A VIP. I HAVE 4 WEEKS TO GET 10,000 COMMENTS. ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED. THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HELP ME. I LOVE YA ALL!!! JUST CLICK ON PIC BELOW!! PLEASE SHOW MIZOTTE LOVE AS WELL. HE'S A GOOD N TRUE FRIEND. :-) mizotte59 owner of StrawBerriiKisses, Vodka girl and celtic rose fu-owned to aGem4life@ fubar

Some People
I dont get some people who try to add you as a friend when you have declined them already they try again..do they really think the answer will change..ummmm its still gonna be no...so maybe they will eventually get the hint and take a flying leap if i dont want you as my friend stop trying to get me to add you as one.

This World Is Evil....really
what is wanted most???? for most it is that which we cannot have. allways an abundence of what we don't want If it wasn't for bad luck...I would have none at all most days I drudge through.... a little coarse, and a little blue... Hard to be thankful for that I DO have when evertime I look.... oh there I get stabbed To a point in that it seems a plot, to hold me down till I rot.... so I think not of that I don't... shouldn't or won't give a little and try to live... Karma will come as it allways does.... if only it came a little quicker

~ See You In A Million Dreams~
~ See You In a Million Dreams ~ Baby when I look at you You know it breaks my heart in two How beautiful you are I've seen you in a million dreams Now you're finally here with me We will never be apart I wanna hold you forever That's all I'll ever need You are my love You are my life My heart and soul The truest friend I've ever known You are my world All of my dreams My fantasy, my reality I love everything you are Every time I close my eyes It hits me so deep inside How real this feeling is I'm intoxicated by your touch It's a sweet, sweet rush I'm in love with your kiss You're the one I trust the most You changed me..... Peace

I Am Sorry I Have Not Been On In Awhile
I AM TRUELY SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN AROUND MUCH AS OF LATELY. I AM HAVING SOME MEDICAL PROBLEMS AND IT IS HARD FOR ME TO THINK STRIAGHT.I AM SUFFERING FROM Hypertension, WHICH IS HIGH BLOOD PRESURE, NEUROPATHY Neuropathic pain is usually perceived as a steady burning and/or "pins and needles" and/or "electric shock" sensations and/or tickling. The difference is due to the fact that "ordinary" pain stimulates only pain nerves, while a neuropathy often results in the firing of both pain and non-pain (touch, warm, cool) sensory nerves in the same area, producing signals that the spinal cord and brain do not normally expect to receive. AND I ALSO HAVE Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Syndrome THIS IS THE WORST OF THEM ALL Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome (RSDS) is a chronic condition characterized by severe burning pain, pathological changes in bone and skin, excessive sweating, tissue swelling, and extreme sensitivity to touch. The syndrome, which is a variant of a co

I Want
I want some cool creative people to make cool pictures for me. i always see on peoples pages so and so made this for me.. its all snazzy.. does anyone know how to make cool things with pictures? can someone make me some? =) am i being a brat? No i just wanna be cool too. hahah thank you xoxox Summer

Discourse On You
I wonder if hope alone is all I need, but then I remember the things that make me a man, the reason you hold my hand, and I marvel at the winds of fate, the hours I spend in wait, to hear you laugh beside me again.

The Passions I Have In My Life Thats Allows My Desires To Come True
Mornings that blessed it one with you in it,I can only describe the way you bring joy,peace,happyness,love,in to it.The passion you show out lights the brightest star,no matter what you do or go by far,wouldn't find the pleasures of you being there.Maybe it's the way you style your hair,but be certain that for all to see the true angel you've come to be.Just take a moment to believe in yourself,so that you can see all the desires thatare in yourself Love always wins.....

Fail
Well like a dumbass I fail yet again. I forgot to pay my State Taxes...yikes. Fortunatly there is only a 7% penatly on late payments. So I called em up. paid it. Fin. Now i wait for my eco stimulus check to come. I did my taxes through turbotax online. efiled and had direct deposit. Upon looking up why I haven't gotten my check yet...the IRS posted... Q. I chose direct deposit for my 2007 tax refund but also requested a refund anticipation loan (RAL) from my preparer. How does that affect my stimulus payment? A. Taxpayers who use Refund Anticipation Loans (RALs) or enter into any other loans or financial agreements with a tax professional, such as agreeing to have return preparation fees deducted from their refunds, cannot receive their stimulus payments by direct deposit and instead will get paper checks based on the paper check distribution schedule Ain't that about a crock of poo. Oh well. I shall be seeing mine sometime this week then hopefully. lol. after ch

A B-day Happy Hour!
OMG! Have you heard We have a birthday Happy Hour in our Mist!!! It's A Dream For U And Me! ADREAMFORUANDME@ fubar Let's make this her most memorable Fubar Birthday gift ever! If she's not on your list yet you are missing out! Big Time! So go Fan Rate and Add her! Happy Hour is at 1 pm Fu-time 4pm Est th

Climbing The Walls
I'll make you climb the walls, i bet as i hit it from behind in a constant sweat. We were rocking the bed so hard, you thought, i was trying to knock it out, like when Tyson faught. Round after round we went, puting you to sleep cause you knew you where spent. and just as you thaught i was done , i put it in your mouth just for fun. by skeebo

Teh Chocolate Box
" Life Is Like A box Of Chocolates You Never Know What Your Gonna Get " Jump Into The Box And Let People Taste Your Flavor! click here to find out approved by (repost of original by '❦ ĦƐЯ ✌ϢѺⱤȽÐ ❦®' on '2008-05-16 23:55:11') (repost of original by 'Mémoire™♥Single N Looking ♥Fu-♥ 2 ^Sin^' on '2008-05-17 00:00:42')

New Lounge
> COME TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR WHERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME AND ANYTHING GOES LOOKING FOR ALL STAFF IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE STAFF PLEASE COME INTO THE LOUNGE AND LEAVE A COMMENT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LOUNGE.OR MESSAGE DJ COTTON CANDY. DJ Cotton Candy/OWNER OF THE BLUE FLAME co-owner of PSYCHOTIC RADIO@ fubar

People To Help But Jonlee Is Now
BOMBS BOMBS BOMBS! After the Jonlee and Crazy Rabbit sagas we got to get busy. Let's kick some arse. Our favorite Squirter Kayla in a 25000 comment give away stop by drop a few and most importantly RATE the pic! The Photographer always helping everyone...he's in a contest make sure to help him please. Archangel in third place at the moment. She needs 5k Action Jackson needs 7k Sarge needs 22500 COME ON LET'S BOMB THESE PEOPLE!!! (repost of original by '*MsRetta*S*U*P*' on '2008-05-20 07:36:09')

Fucking
A Little Austrian Town Named . . . . . . The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign! Are the residents called Fuckers? What are the mothers called? What would you be learning at the Fucking High School? Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else? If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

My Sweet Addiction
My Sweet Addiction I am sitting here in the quiet of night, Yet my mind is alive as if it is the middle of the day, Enthralled by the pressence of someone, Captured in the notion of being with that someone, My mind is inprisoned to this person's whim, Eager to spend time with this person, Afraid it would turn out like the rest, Not knowing what to do, What to say, A sweet addiction has caputred me this day. I find myself thinking about her arms wrapped around me, The warmth of her embrace, The comfort of her company, The smile on her face, I find myself thinking why is this one different, What seperates her from the rest? Wondering what is so special about her, My sweet addiction has left me intoxicated today. I am not sure this real, I find it hard to believe she is real, But yet there she is right infront of my face, My heart might explode at this frantic pace, Sit here wondering if I can win or keep up with the race, Have no clue what to do next, Not w

It's Done
HI EVERYONE, Just wanted to stop in a second and let you know its official. I AM A HIGH SCHOOL GRAD. I can't believe it either but I'M done. Well, I'm head off to my party. Love you all, wish you were here. Gifts and cash accepted........lol luv u Tara

My Bucket List
MY BUCKET LIST LIVING EACH DAY LIKE IT\'S MY LAST CAN\'T CHANGE THE FUTURE, CAN\'T UNDO THE PAST. LIFE IS LIKE A RACE, I\'M NOT TRYING TO WIN IT. I\'M JUST THANKFUL TO BE IN IT. THERE\'S PAINFUL LESSONS IN LIFE TO BE LEARNED. I\'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS THEM, EVERYONE GETS A TURN. I\'M NOT GOING TO WHINE ABOUT THE DAYS FILLED WITH SHOWERS. I\'M JUST THANKFUL, THEY TURN THE SEED INTO FLOWERS. I HEARD ONE TIME, NOT EVERYONE REALLY LIVES BUT, EVERYONE DIES. THIS CONCEPT REALLY OPENED UP MY EYES. SO MANY YEARS, WITHOUT EVEN TRYING, INSTEAD OF LIVING, I WAS TOO BUSY DYING. SO, I TOOK OUT A PEN AND PAPER AND I MADE A BUCKET LIST. I WROTE DOWN ALL THE THINGS I\'D DONE AND ALL I\'D MISSED. I\'M GOING TO FORGET ABOUT ANY POSSIBLE DANGER. NEVER AGAIN WILL I DRIVE OFF AND NOT HELP A STRANGER. MAKES ME REALIZE, ON THE DAYS THAT, I\'M REALLY HURTIN. THERE\'S SOMEONE OUT THERE WORSE OFF THEN ME, I\'M CERT

Thanks For Getting Me To Godfather!! (ty Bully From Troy)
Im here to thank each and every person that helped get me to GODFATHER. There are so many that I cant name ya all. I do want to send a special thanks to COUGARBABY, and Huggable Jen, and the Shadow Levelers. THANK YOU ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. THE COOLEST THING OF IT ALL IS ALL THE NEW FRIENDS I HAVE MADE IN THIS ADVENTURE. WOOOOO HOOOOO!! THANKS AGAIN!! FU LUV TO ALL!! PONYBOY1966!!

New Baby
bad dream, weird dream, good dream, that just about covers the dream i had. i had to relive my brother dying again, for some reason after almost 2 yrs, im no better than when it first happened. in my dream i got pregnant, and what was strange was, that baby moved a lot while it was inside me. More than most babies do. As i expected, it was a boy. I named him after my brother. That baby grew a lot faster than most, and understood a lot more than most. Strangely, i dont know who the father is and i didnt even know what color hair the baby had lol.

Yeah
lets see people wonder why i am how i am well like i was asked the other day why i smoke as much as i do my reply was for them to live one day in my shoes and tell me how it was possible not to im all the time stressed out with no way to release that stress just ranting here so yeah

About My Stash
If you have time and get bored go check out my stash.... I could use the rates... I need to level.... So if you could show me some love I'd appreciate it and return the love!!! ~Mel Also for your viewing pleasure go check these hotties out!!! x_TheChaoticAddiction_x™ [ Chief Cam Girl @ Fetish ]@ fubar ‡ X DEALER ® ™...@ fubar BARTAB AKA DR. GREGORY HOUSE OWNED BY GOD ANGEL -RLBF & FUHUBBY TO DJ KRAZYCHICK@ fubar Jade.... ♥ Nate's Munchkin ♥ - OzBadB!tch!...@ fubar NaTe --Jades Munchkin -- Club F.A.R. --@ fubar

My Marriage??? Husband, Lover, Friend & Soulmate
I have been Married now for 6 yrs and been together since 1999. This is My 2nd Marriage. I Love this man more then anything in the whole world, more then my 1st Husband. I feel so much more for him, and considered him to be my Soul Mate. The thing is I know he Loves me but I just don't feel like we are on the same page. He says he Loves me, but has a difficult time expressing it or rarely does. I am a very afectionate person, he's not (he was at one point very affectionate). He seems distant to me allot of times. He has little to n interest in sex, cuddling, kissing or any affection in general. About 2 weeks ago he meet up with and ended up sleeping an old fling. We been together for 10 yrs approx. and he has never done anything like this. And it makes no sense to me for a man with little to no sex drive to go and do this. I Love him with all my Heart and I don't want to lose him, but I don't want to keep feeling rejected or just plane unwanted. Or keep wondering if he would rather be

June Giveaway Bulletin- Friday
I have done an auction, given away FREE99 and now its time for a GIVEAWAY! So me and two of my sexy schmexy friends have decided to spread the luv to all you peeps here on Fubar! This is a most comments giveaway so if you think you hang, this is the right giveaway for you! Prizes will be awarded for most comments, most rates and also reaching a certain amount of comments whether you win a prize or not! NOW THATS HOT! Prizes are the following... First to 25K comments gets choice of 1 month blast or 3 month VIP First to 15K comments gets choice of 1 week blast, 1 month VIP or Ticker Package First 3 to reach 5K comments gets choice of 3 day blast of bling pack Most rates gets 50K fubucks in addition to prize (if won) All particaipants to reach at least 2500 comments gets 15K fubucks in addition to their prizes (if won) Now for the rules.... Contest will start Monday, June 9, 7 a.m. FU-TIME (10 a.m. EST) and will end when number of commen

You Had It In Me ( Mushy 1 For The Ladies)
"You Had It In Me" So baby you tell me its time for a break you tell me the timing isnt right but thats alright cause were the same in the end you will see what your missing they say dont fix what isnt broken but what do you call it when you break somethin thats been broken before but repaired when you entered into its world girl i cant make you change your mind but do know in time you'll realize the best thing you ever had You had it in me.. Though you may not see it im the one you needed Im the one that wouldve been there when you would cry with the shoulder to lean on when you needed one day im sure you will see it The best thing you couldve ever had You had it in me.. Now im sitting here with an empty look upon my face Wondering if its me or if its something i can change i always said you were amazing never did i think you'd leave me this kind of amazed and as i sit here in this empty place my mind gets clustered full of meaningless empty space but

Holes In A Heart
Holes in a Heart by LateNiteFantasy© The wind whistled through the holes in her heart as she bowed her head in silent prayer. Never could she imagine the sadness It wrapped around her, wishing she could melt the ice that froze her tears. She stood strong. A fortress damaged. A woman injured. Assaulted by a coward she never saw. Proudly she stood wearing the cloak of freedom. Proudly she sang the songs of liberty. The wind whistled through the holes in her heart But it is a heart that will never die.

The Misuse Of The Word "pimp"
I read a few mumm's and blogs about this subject, and what kinda irks me is that the word "pimp" is being glorified and misused in a way to convey an actual POSITIVE meaning. Like the fact a man attracts a lot of women with just words, and ends up having sex with most of em, makes him a "pimp". YAY!! I just get thrown for a loop because if most actually knew what the pimp-and-ho game was really about, they wouldn't throw that word around so casually. My uncle was a pimp, and is serving time for his crimes, which include soliciting prostitution, assault and battery, and drug possession. And he was the ultimate when it came to the label of "pimp". And if he was out now, and met any of these squares running around callin' themselves a pimp, not only would he call em out, he would probably take a brick to their heads, LITERALLY!! You don't throw salt in the game by callin' yourself a pimp if you didn't do the ground work. First off, you have to get you a stable of hoes. And you think

Change And Personal Growth....
For those who know me more than casually, this will come as no surprise, as I have been anticipating this for a while now. For those of you who don't know me well, or as well as you think, lol, I am ending a 23 year marriage this year. We were informed last week that we need to move from the duplex we have been living in for 11 years. This appeared to be the cosmic "kick in the ass" I'd been waiting for.....I don't do anything these days without that lovely cosmic "nudge"! My spouse and I have had our discussion....this was no surprise to him. I have talked with the teenagers - both Taylor, our 17 year old son, and Tim, my 17 year old grandson, were aware this was coming at some point. Dakota, almost 14 year old grandson that we've raised since he was two weeks old, was a little taken aback....but he's OK with it, since no one is moving far away. My parents have been informed.....my Mom thinks I'm nuts to be doing this "at my age"!! Ah, well! So, I have stepped out in faith...

Wanna Own Me?
Hey everyone! :) It's my first auction on here. Normally I wouldn't do these but my good friend insisted ;) If you bid on me and you win, you will be spoiled..haha I promise. I've heard some people get jipped, but I promise that won't happen with me. :) Just click the pic and it will link you to the contest. Can't wait to see who it will be!!!

Huh?
OK.... So you go around Fubar rating people. This guy from Turkey rates me a 10...so I go back and think...oh...he's about an 8. So I rate him an 8. He then gives me a Shout saying...You rated me an 8? I said...Yeah and LOL'd. I come back later and see that he has re-rated me a 1 from a 10?! WTF? ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Guess he showed me, eh?! ;) So what's the deal....are you supposed to lie and rate EVERYBODY a 10? Or be truthful? Shit...he's lucky I rated him at all! I was being NICE! HAHAHAHA!!!! What do you think?

The Bucket List
I got to watch the movie "The Bucket List" with Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson. It's a very good movie. Leaves you a lot to think of. What would be a list of things you want to do before you die. You never know when you're gonna go. So the question is what do you want to do before you die? Not that any of this will be accomplished but here's a few things I really want to do. My Bucket List: 1. See Japan. 2. Go to Greece. 3. Stand at the foot of the parthanon. 4. See they pyramids. 5. Publish a book. 6. Make someone unforgettably happy. 7. Visit New Orleans. 8. Make friends with someone famous. 9. Live for several years somewhere outside of Tennessee 10. Take a tour of the US's creepiest and most haunted places.

*under Construction*
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad. 3. Must add owner and main page to family. 4. Become member ouf our Lounge. 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9.Must be a member of the Squad for 2 weeks before

Bluff Jumpers
A friend of mine is always posting blogs that contain scenarios and interaction between two people. She always explains the way she imagines the conversation would go. I do the exact same thing, maybe we're messed up in the head. Anyway, here's an example. A couple city slickers at the top of a bluff on a river I grew up on, contemplating jumping. I've just finished yelling to them to take a good run, and jump out and to the left to avoid the rocks that lie beneath the surface of the water. They confirmingly nod, and I see them start talking to one another. Imagined Conversation- Harold: Do you think he means our left, or his? Joe: I'm not sure. Do you think we should confirm? Harold: I dunno man. I'm sure he means his left. Besides, we're city slickers. He's probably just fucking with us. Joe: You're probably right. He's trying to scare us so that we won't jump, and we'll look like pussies in front of our girlfriends. Harold: It looks safe. You go

Praise And Thanksgiving
Gratitude to Mother Earth, sailing through night and day – and to her soil, rich, rare and sweet in our minds so be it Gratitude to Plants, the sun-facing light-changing leaf and fine root-hairs; standing still through wind and rain; their dance is in the flowing spiral grain in our minds so be it Gratitude to Air, bearing the soaring Swift and the silent Owl at dawn, Breath of our song clear spirit breeze in our minds so be it Gratitude to Wild Beings, our brothers, teaching secrets, freedoms and ways, who share with us their milk; self-complete, brave and aware in our minds so be it Gratitude to Water: clouds, lakes, rivers, glaciers, holding or releasing, streaming through all our bodies salty seas in our minds so be it Gratitude to the Sun: blinding pulsing light through trunks of trees, through mists, warming caves where bears and snakes sleep – he who wakes us in our minds so be it Gratitude to the Great Sky, who holds billions of stars – and goes yet beyond tha

List Of 25 Things......
A List of 25 Things That Would Make Me Punch You in the Baby Maker. 1) You take sloppy showers, and I step in the water with a fresh pair of socks on. 2) You scrape your teeth on your fork. 3) You say “I could care less”. 4) You don’t understand why I’d punch someone in the baby maker for the previous list item. 5) You still write checks in the check-out line. 6) You make the rest of us wait in the check out line while they scan your 134 coupons to save $3.85. I’ll pay you $5.00 to get the fuck out of my way. 6) You drive 10 mph below the speed limit. 7) You wait ten seconds to accelerate after the light turns green. 8) You blast the #1 hit in the country at the stoplight. Way to be original, fuckface. If you’re going to play music loudly in an attempt to show it off to me, at least play something I haven’t heard 7 million times. 9) While we’re on the subject, if I hear you playing the song Hey There Delilah, humming it, singing it, or maybe even stan

The Art Of Teasing
Source: California PsychicsWhile the act of sex itself gets a lot of (well-deserved) hype, sometimes it's the prelude to the actual deed that's most exciting… And as the most highly skilled lovers will tell you, that prelude begins way before foreplay. A steamy, satisfying and surprise-filled sex life is all about the art of the tease. Think about it. Unlike sex itself, teasing can begin in public or at home, at any time of day and with (or without) anyone else even knowing about it. It's the power of a glance, a touch or even a well-timed text message. A little exchange that may seem like nothing to an outsider, but gets your lover's imagination working and their blood boiling, which enhances the experience for both of you when the time to get down to business comes. And the best part is, if you want to drive your lover wild with desire, it may be easier than you think. Remember, the key is not to be lascivious or test your boundaries (though of course, if you're feeling advent

Tuma 1 & 2
A vessel of G-d's being I've fought And, won each challange brought Mother of craft, daughter of Lysal Evening now finds me, twisting sisal Into scrolling crowns for false kings A smile to my lips,this always brings In these last few hours of my life Bless me as Tyme & Tuma's wife Moving freely in myth and mystery Generations looking back on history Look forward poor deluded sleuths Try if you must, to justify your truths Going cold now,without and within Passion no use of this silken skin Flames will raise and shelter soul Spirits to source, the eternal goal Knowing the only constant we share All the prophets left too much to bare Three times they brought document I turn my eyes, I cannot read Placed once more upon an alter To accept or reject divine creed Twisted and shaped by quill pen A new creed of force,written by men Visits of an angel,how can this be? Message I promise deliver again For ears to hear and eyes to see Clear now in spirit,no ties can b

Call Me Crazy! From 5-10-08
In response to my last blog, I would like to dedicate this one to a guy that has really steered my views on life to a direction where I would like to go: Gary Newell. He is a man from North Carolina, where he also went to college and got started in the business I am in to help fund his ministry he created called Outreach America, where he goes to the inner cities to help young people succeed in life. Also, he is one of the most prominent speakers on my business team today. Gary Newell is a man that was able to retire out of a job he had with a fortune ten company in his late twenties to pursue his ministry and help countless people to get free themselves. For the past few months, I was able to impact myself with his great thought process. If you hear you wouldn’t notice, but when he first started this business, he was a very shy and quiet man. This kind of really drew my attention towards him, considering the type of blogs I type, you wouldn’t realize that I am actually a shy and

Frank In The Big Time Now........ The Fbi!
Congrats to u frank on yer acceptace to the bigtime,,,,, the fbi!Absolutely amazing my friend. n ty fer the super cool ass hat n t shirt!me n frank been friends since 8th grade, joined the air force bout 2 months appart, n later both became cops,.whereas after i got shot n decided to quit n move on to safer means of earning money, the studied, worked hard, finshed up his college. he will be one of the few agents who r a good guys. you go kick thems terrorists ass, ni'll take care of things here. hes got a wife whos much too pretty fer him lol.well who'd thought way back when, us smoking pot behind school we'd end up where we was.oh n i was gonna try n keep it quite but i did get him that new glock 40 cal he wanted. hope u never need to use it in the line of duty. if so come get me, n i'll back u up, like old times. just fucking becareful, n take it from me, turn yer back on no one lol. or youll end up with yer hide full of birdshot like mine was!

Some Like Them Hot I Like Them Sexy
=== 'Kandylicious Stiletto gurl Owner of the Lollipop gurlz Fu-engaged toArkangel owned by Redneck Angel' wrote the following at '2008-06-22 16:55:55'.. > > > > THATS RIGHT WE LIKE EM SEXY REDNECK STYLE SEXY COME BY AND JUST RATE WITH ALL THE REDNECK LOVE YOU HAVE OUT OF THIS REDNECK ANGEL!! HELP HER BECOME ONE OF THE SEXIEST REDNECK CALENDAR GIRLS...SHE GIVES LOVE IN RETURN AND SHE GIVES WITHOUT EXPECTING ANY IN RETURN LET'S GIVE HER WHAT SHE DESERVES!! ...A RATE THATS RIGHT ALL SHE NEEDS IS A RATE!!CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO LEAVE A RATE THANKS FOR THE LOVE IN ADVANCE!! > > > > THIS BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY > Kandylicious Stiletto gurl Owner of the Lollipop gurlz Fu-engaged toArkangel owned by Redneck Angel@ fubar

Hard Times And Prayer!
Well today I lost a 4 yr old pt of mine. Sweetiest little boy you would ever meet. He faught hard for 2 yrs but I guess the cancer was just stronger then we thought. I smile when I think about him, because no matter what treatment he was going through he always seemed to work up a giant smile for his fav. nurses. I watched this little man go through the hardest part of his life and he never seemed to let it get him down. You would think that with all the ups and downs he had in his life he would have been down hearted, but he just held that head up and smiled like the world was brighter then ever. A little while before he passed he said something to me that I will never forget, "Mrs. April, I know heaven isnt candy and soda, but do you think I can get a puppy now." I told him I couldnt see why not, that like the movie all dogs go to heaven so im sure there is a special little puppy there waiting for you. Then he closed his eyes and I left him in the care of his mom and dad. He

Vote For Me In 2020 Part 1
I've announced that I was running for president in the year 2020. Why so late, you may ask? Well, that's when I'll be old enough to run, that's why. So here are my thoughts: -I support gay marriage. I believe that gay people should have every right to fall in love, get married, move together, get in a fight, get pissed off, get a messy divorce, and lose half their shit like the rest of us do. -I would like to start a new branch of the Military. Called 'The Horde', that branch will be the main one dedicated to Homeland Security. And they'll start with the prison system. There are a bunch of motherfuckers on death row. Some for heinous crimes. The Horde will take them out. The ones that have been convicted beyond a shadow of a doubt of rape and crimes against children will be in the front of the line. Those fuckers are soaking up tax money by getting 3 hots and a cot for too long, when that money could go toward bettering education systems and providing aid for them hardworking mo

Wtf?!?!?
My exhusband and I have been friends since we split up aout 7 years ago. For the most part it has been amicable which is great since we have a daughter together. During the first four years of our split she lived soley with me and occasionally saw her father (no child support, occasionally he would pay for school lunches). A little over three years ago I moved in with him temorarily to help both of us get on our feet. we were not back together, at the time I was actually dating someone else. Anyway, when I moved out we gave my daughter the option to stay there so she could continue going to the same school or to move with me. She chose to stay there. Over the past 3 years I have seen her tons with the exception of the last year. Now everytime I call or try to stop by to pick her up she is never home. My ex has been letting her just run the streets. He never tells me where she is so I can pick her up from there. So a couple of weeks ago her and some friends of hers trashed a vacant hous

The Best Friend A Person Could Have!
He is my FU Owner/Master...My Leasee, My FU Hubby but most of all he is my best friend! Many years ago I met him in a chat room, and we clicked as friends almost immediately. I brought him over to fubar sometime last year (WantedCowboy at that time). It has taken him sometime to get used to things but he is slowly becoming an addict (tho he would NEVER admit it!) Cowboy has been there for me so many times through the years. Whether it's to offer advice, tell me I am wrong (which he takes pleasure in doing!), listen to me vent or to tune in and listen to my ruckus show (that's what he calls my Dance Party). He knows just what to say (or do) to make me smile. I can honestly say I don't know what I would do without him in my life. Please take a moment and R/F/A someone whom I am SO very proud to call my best friend..... UnknownCowboy Thank You for Being a FriendBy Andrew GoldBe

Daddy
When you hit a woman? Does make you feel better? When you hit a child? Does it make you feel better? When you go to the bar to get drunk and to be broke? Does it make you feel better? When you do your drugs? Does it make you feel better? When you verbally attack someone? Does it make you feel better? Does all this make you feel like a man? In my eyes all this makes you less of of man. It makes you a coward. You're an alcoholic, drug addict, Abusive sorry excuse for a man...... You're my daddy and I have to forgive you......Right? And love you uncoditionally......Right?

Up For Auction! :d
Hey all! :D I am currently up for auction! :D Check it out! :D http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1664569&albumid=1088839&i=1288409854&idx=18 Look who else is up for auction!! :D http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1664569&albumid=1088839

Bad Day
From day to day i know that i'm in all your conversations.... You never have anything good to say about me.... Thats ok cause everyone's entitled to their own opinions.... Cause everyone's a critic, and even on your best days someone's got something bad to say....

Anti-abortion
~Anti-Abortion Letter~ ~By Jinx~ Dear Mommy, I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be your little girl. I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping. Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon. I wondered why you cried so much. One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day, the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came into that warm, comfortable place I

Please?
Okay, this may sound like a really stupid thing, but if anyone could copy and paste this link into their browser i would be grateful. It's for a game, and the more people that i refer i get more equipment and stats. It's nothing important, i know, but i would be grateful. :) www.darkness-rising.com/signup.php?refer=1575

Rules For The Ladies
Rules Girls Need To Live By • Most guys aren’t even worth it. • Boys that are good in bed are never good boys. • Never wait by the phone. NEVER! • Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to make your friends in relationships jealous. • It’s ok to have a mouth on you that can make a sailor blush. • Believe in second chances, but not thirds, because they usually cheat on you then, too. • Fuck regrets, there’s no such thing. • You can tell everything about a person by the way they kiss…..EVERYTHING. • Know at least one person that you could end up in jail with because you’re just that crazy together. • There are only a few things in life more genuine than the smile you get when you think about THAT crush. • There is absolutely nothing wrong with tattoos. In fact, they’re pretty damn sexy – to some people anyways. • Never go after a guy with baggage. Who needs the drama, really? • Text messaging and phone calls should NOT be allowed while drinking. • Learn from your mista

Affairs
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon" "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

Charlotte York
Sex and the City Quiz by QuizRocket.com Fun Quizzes! MySpace quizes | Love Quiz | Fun quizzes Charlotte York You are most like Charlotte York, classy and elegant. If you were a precious stone you would be a pearl - crisp, clean, and timeless. You desire to be in love, be in a relationship, start a family; in fact, you have it all pretty much planned out already. Your caring, gentle nature carries through everything you do and anyone who meets you can sense how optimistic you are about life. So put on your best pastel (yet oh so chic) outfit, get ready to show off your Park Avenue lifestyle, and meet your fabulous friends for a night on the town!

11th Wedding Anniversary
As some of my friends have notice by my last 2 mumms. July 14th, will be my wife and mine 11th Wedding Anniversary. We have decided to go with the majority votes on location. We have not decided yet if we will spend a couple nights down in Palm Springs, CA. Here a couple of links. One is to where we will be staying at and one for where we will be eating at. Hotel (we stay here last year for our 10 year and love it there) http://www.alpinegardens.com/photos.html and where we will be eating at http://www.opentable.com/rest_profile.aspx?rid=20977&ref=10051 I thank all of you that voted on my mumms. It really did help. We will take pics and post them. P.S. I still have no idea what she sees in me. But I do LOVE her with all my heart. She is the LOVE of my LIFE. I have no idea where I will be without her.

Rendered Useless...
it matters not what i say anymore... it never sinks through the layer of arrogance that shrouds you... how many times i have tried to reach out and communicate my needs i do not know... i have ceased to count. the world does not revolve around you, it never has, and i'm pretty damned sure it never will. you want me to trust in you, give me a fukin reason to... cuz as of right now that particular side of me has been rendered useles...

Pleasure Night Rules And Regulations
THIS IS A AUCTION THAT GOES DOWN TONIGHT AND WILL ALLOW YOU TO OWN THIS PERSON FOR A WEEK IT WILL ALLOW YOU TO GET TO KNOW THIS PERSON WHILE BEING ABLE TO SAY YOU OWN THEM IN YOUR NAME AND THEY ARE OWNED BY YOU IN THEIR NAME....IT IS NOT A SEXUAL MEETING/DATING GAME... IF YOU GET CYBER LOVE FROM THIS AUCTION ALL POWER TO YOU... IF NOT MAYBE BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME... ALL WILL BE BOUGHT... AND YES YOU ARE UP FOR BIDS BY BOTH MALE AND FEMALE... RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS BIDDING WILL BE FUBAR BUCKS THIS IS MEANING YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FU PAL THEM YOUR MONEY OR BUY THEM SOMETHING IN THE FUBAR GIFT SHOP... THERE WILL BE TIMES THAT THE HOST DJ KAIJAW WILL THROW THE CONTESTANT UP AND SAY THIS PERSON IS FOR BIDS ONLY BY COMMENTS/RATES?FUBUX ECT ECT... THIS MEANS YOU HAVE TO PAY UP BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER OR IT'S A NEW DEAL AND THE PERSON THAT YOU BID ON GOES UP FOR AUCTION AGAIN AND YOU DON'T GET TO BID ON THEM... TO JOIN THE AUCTION HIT DJ KAIJAW UP ON HIS PROFILE WITH A FU

We May Paint Our Faces
We may paint our faces, we may fuck around. But pussy-ass bitches, here won't be found. My homies stand, behind me all the way. My true family, and forever we'll stay. Don't fuck with me, cause they got my back. Where do YOUR friends go, when they know you can't hack? Do they stay there and help? Fuck no they run. Back to their mommies, while we have our fun. My juggalo family, we don't fuck around. So tell me this now, are you down with the clowns?? send this to ten people and if you get back five your truly down with the clown Clown love

A Juggalo Sign
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Blind Cowboy
Blind Cowboy An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,huskyvoice,the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?' , The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five

Cleaning Is The Nice Word For It
It's time to go thru my list, i have too many who say they are friends but never come around and some i have never ever heard from. so all the help i do with others, and no help back from 885 but for 10 , and cant even stop by once a month??ok, thats my sign, so good bye to those that never come around!! MY GIVE A DAMN IS BUSTED ~Bratt~

I Want To Love Again
I want love again I want to feel the things that I have not felt in so very long the joy of being in the arms of some one that wants and needs to feel me close to them I want to see the joy in there eyes when they see me I want to be the answer to a woman prayer there knight in shinning armor I want them to be my best friend I want them to be the last face I see before I stand before God cause I don’t know were I am going and there face would bring me some little piece of joy regardless. I want to make memories to last a life time I want to be in love again.

Fu'bucks!!!! Fu'bucks!!!!! Give-a-way
FU-BUCKS GIVE AWAY CONTEST ************************** CHECK THIS OUT: I'M HOSTING A "MONEY GRABBER" FU-BUCKS GIVE AWAY CONTEST: CONTEST WILL LAST 3 DAYS ONLY,IT WILL START AT 10:00AM PST 7/20/08 AND IT WILL END AT 10:00PM PST 7/23/08 THE PIC WITH THE MOST COMMENTS AND RATES WILL WIN FIRST WINNER WILL RECEIVE 500,000 FU-BUCKS SECOND WINNER WILL RECEIVE 250,000 FU-BUCKS THIRD WINNER WILL RECEIVE 75,000 FU-BUCKS THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ARE ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND,ANY DRAMA STARTER WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST. TO JOIN HIT ME UP: ♥~MZ.DREAMS~♥CLUB F.A.R *TEAM CAPTIAN**I.B.I.C**@ fubar

Unlock Your Inner Diva For Dating Success!
Unlock Your Inner Diva for Dating Success April 28, 2008 There’s something sexy about a powerful, take-charge woman who knows what she wants and how to get it! To be an intriguing and sexy Decisive Diva you must develop within yourself the Three E’s of Feminine Power: Erotic Power, Economic Power and Emotional Power. Learn how to unlock your own Inner Diva and power date your way to hot relationships. Erotic Power means you constantly draw from the limitless reservoir of self-respect, serenity and sensuousness at your core. When you get this down you have a mysterious, self-contained air about you that’s irresistible to men. They open doors for you and treat you like a queen or a goddess. It has nothing to do with your size or shape. It’s all about the attitude you exude. Self-confidence is just as sexy in a woman as it is in a man. Economic Power means you earn your own income and responsibly live within your means. You do not depend on a partner to provide for you or resc

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I am pleased to see my friends coming to join. I know they may not always be on here but the fact that they even signed. I am happy to see new people and hopefully make new friends. Even if I don't talk alot. So have fun relax and play on!!

Decadent Delights
Decadent Delights by Babs aka Sondra Sandy had never been what you honestly could call wild or easy. She had, in the past, had a one night stand or two and a few threesomes but she was by no means a Slut. She had never been a Slut and never would be a Slut. She was what you could call “fun” though, if the mood struck her to be so. Her heart belonged only to Rick. She had been in a loving relationship with Rick for only a short time when he had brought up the issue of wanting to have a threesome with another woman. Sandy hadn’t exactly jumped at the idea, as in the past it had destroyed an otherwise loving relationship, but over the course of a few more months Rick had kept bringing it up until Sandy decided that it might be fun. They had agreed that if she allowed another woman into their bed, he would allow another man in. They had played with a neighbor, Susan, and Sandy hadn’t exactly had fun with her. Susan was very dull and not very well versed in the ways of sexual d

Here We Go....
Well, here we are again and let's see who is paying attention among my various inconsistant friends on this awesome site!! I just leveled recently again and many thanks to those that helped and to those who sit idley by on my friends list I don't understand cause when most ask for my help I readily give it. Now, I know the run of excuses, "I have kids, I have a busy job" blah blah the list can continue and that's great that you all have lives like myself; but let me break it down for all you busy types there are 1,440 minutes in a given day and over a course of 7 days it equals 10,080. It takes someone to rate my pics which I think there are 20 something; which to me takes ohhh bout 5 mins to rate at the most and that is with our awesome bouncer interference..lol. Now, with that being said, I do make my rounds to differnt people and rate them friends or not. Yet, it sad when I can make it a point to rate 1500 a day and spread myself out and I get rated one time by some in a pe

Driving In Boston
Driving in Boston Submitted by Mahk The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End. This is not to be confused with South Boston, which lies directly east from the South End. North of the South End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End. And, the Back Bay was filled in years ago. Basic Rules for Driving in Boston (subject to change at any time): Always look right and left before proceeding through a green light. When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow for oncoming traffic to pass. Never, ever stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it. Learn to swerve abruptly. Boston is the home of slalom driving, thanks to the Department of Transportation, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes. Never get in the way of a car that needs

The Incredile Shrinking Woman!
I've been thinking about my weight a lot lately. I think most new moms do... anyways- I have a lot of clothes that I still can't fit back into, which is normal. Even though I'm back at my prepregnancy weight, things shift around a bit. On top of that I've always had "wish" clothes. A shirt, or a pair of jeans... a dress... things that would "motivate" me to lose weight. HA. right? Well... I've seen how easy it was for me to lose some weight without really trying to... Sure a lot of it came off simply because I had my baby. But the last little bit was simply by changing how I ate. I still didn't eat very well mind you- just less fat. So I came to the decision to actually try and see how I do. I went from my weight at the end of my pregnancy so that I will *stay* motivated by seeing a good number started. I was 309 right before I had Alannah, and I'd like to get down to 200. That's my longterm-shortterm goal. Ideally I should be smaller than 200 but that seems to be more managable ri

Toys In My Attic
Toys in my attic Not quite happy, not quite sad. Making sense of a world gone mad. Just a bit down, just a bit blue. Seeing lies, in what I know is true. Relax, there's no need to panic. It’s only me, just slightly manic. I’m having a blast, enjoying the ride. Climbing to the top of a great big slide! Depression hurts everyone around the pit. Indecisions and fears quietly kill the spirit. Paranoid, watching everything all around. Like being invisible and not having sound. Not quite happy, not quite sad. Making sense of a world gone mad. Just a bit down, just a bit blue. Seeing lies, in what I know is true. Sometimes it's manic, sometimes depressed. Making progress, and finding some success. The bell jar doesn’t always completley descend. Not completley cut off from good friends. Watch out, for it's a long way to fall down. Falling in circles like some circus clown. Then there's the high flying in the clouds. So wise, witty, charming and even proud.

First Glance
People can often times judge a person tooooooo soon. It always seems to amaze me how people can think they know you from a few words on a screen. I do write blogs from time to time. Which aren't read but by a few. You can't think you know someone by looking at them as they walk past you, can you? Then by the same respects how can you know one by reading their profile page. Another thing that annoys me like crazy is chat speak! Most people on here were around before this crazy texting shorthand. Sorry, I just plain find it sad that typing you are is so hard to do. I am here to have fun. You don't like me, fine. I have met some cool people and some strange and odd people too. I really don't care what you do. I like interacting with people. I do enter auctions from time to time. I don't do contests cause they are too much work. I will try to return rates from whoever rates me. Sometimes I do more than the person did. I might miss some too, it happens. My friends have bee

These People Never Get Any Fu Lovin
Love these Fu's PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE These are the people you never see in bulletins, never get blast, never get tickers, never get HH's, or blings but are always right there giving them. They never get any Fu Lovin!!! So it's my turn to give them some and I'm asking for your help. So if you have the time PLEASE go F/R/A them all. I'm sure they will return all LOVE!! RonaldAnthony74 Fu husband of +*~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~*@ fubar ~~" SWEET MAN" 'KEN' ~~ LOOKING FOR THAT ONE SPECIAL LADY~~@ fubar DD_Diva@ fubar King Of Kings~O.G. to the Pu$$ycat Pimps~Cyclops of the JLM~BFFFF to *Pretty*Brown*Eyez*@ fubar valerie@ fubar sarge@ fubar I'll be gone for a while. Maybe I'll be back again..@ fubar richard peirce@ fubar

Juss Some Quotes
You know you're in love when you see that someone & your heart flutters, your stomach gets butterflies, & the rest of the world disappears Love is just a serial killer and we're all innocent victims Let's set the record straight. No one makes me smile quite like you do Drama's made for movies, not reality He leaned over & kissed me. I kissed him back & then, our eyes met & it was like we both knew… So we smiled & kissed again. It was so perfect. Let's kiss in the rain… Where the rain is so hard that the only thing we can see is each other. Lifes A Bitch, Then You Die, Fuck The World, Lets Get High

Fighters
ASS IT ON PLEASE Proof of abuse by our Troops. NOT ..things the media missed.... Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor! GI Overheard to say 'Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!' More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game! Soldier Caught At 'Tickle-Torture' To Extract Intelligence! GI F

I Won The Lottery. . . .
Now that I have you here, please allow me to waste about 5 seconds more of your time. I am trying for Spotlight on my birthday. I look at all the people who have made spotlight and they have THOUSANDS of friends, well I don't, but I think that the friends I do have, rock harder than anyone else. I know that with your help, I can do this, and because you know me, you know I always return the kindness that is shown to me. Any donations, big or small, are appreciated and won't go unrewarded. If you need a spotlight, you know I will do the same for you. Besides, you girls have a better chance of getting it than any of us guys, so please, help me out. You need to Level? I have 11's, I can comment bomb you, anything you need. I am always here when you need something, please do the same for me. bew1769(Master of Firechick728)

Cdc Warning For Dangerous Virus
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Danger
I have never believed in guardian angels, but recently was wondering on how I have came out unscathed out of all the shit I have been in growing up. My stupidity when I was younger caused situations in which something serious could have easily happened to me. -When I was 13, my friend and I discovered a huge empty house in a village and had a mild party in there. We had no idea it belonged to a local mafia boss, and there were cameras installed throughout. His people made several attempts to hunt us down, incl trying to run us over with a Kamaz (a Russian truck), chasing us through the woods, and stalking us. -When I was 14, I hitched a ride (in a village outside of Moscow) with a guy who didn't have door handles inside his car on a passenger side. -When I was 13, I was cornered by a man in the elevator that proceeded to ask if I had hair down there. A swift kick to the balls cured his curiosity very fast (I kicked him in the face while he was crouching down) and escaped b

Rock The Fu With Kimberly During Her Hh 2morrow Nite!
***Are you Fu's Ready for one of the Most amazing Happy Hours Ever???***Get Ready to Rock the Fu With Kimberly!!!She's Hosting a happy hour Saturday August 9th at 4pm Fu time!!!Lets help this awesome sweet amazing gyrl get her RED back!!!F/R/A her if you havent yet!And Re rate her if you are friends with her!!She needz all our help!!We can do this...Theres nothing to it!!!All it Takes is One rate to help her get her red!!!*** ***SHOW MAD LOVE TO KIMBERLY!!SHE ALWAYS RETURNS THE LOVE***SPANK HER PAGE HARD WITH LOTS OF RATES OF HER PICS AND STASH!!COMMENT BOMB HER PICS!***AND DONT FORGET TO CHA BLINGGG BLINGGGGGGGGGG HER DURING HER FUTASTIC HH*** Kimberly**Co-Owner @ InnocentPassions**@ fubar ~*~DRINKS ARE ON KIMBERLY~*~SO MAKE SURE YOU STOP BY AND RETURN LOTS OF LOVINZ~*~ THIS PIMPOUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU WITH MAD LUV AND RESPECT

Rate Swappers Members Blog
Hi Good People, I am going to use this blog to place the links of rate swappers. If your a member and want to be added Private Msg me and let me know I will add you. This is for my and others reference and I will NOT be taking swap request here, please Private Msg me to arrange swaps, Number of rates being swapped and whether swapping 10's or 11's etc .. ~sensual-breeze~@ fubar

Spotlight
Well starting 8/25, My b-day of course, I will start being on here more, at least on Mondays anyway. I will start trying to get enough fu-buxs for a run at the spotlight. So any donations will be greatly appreciated, or if you wanna VIP me after the 1st of Sept when I am on more, feel free to help out anyway you want to Thanks, Marvin

Week Of 8-18 Leveling Pimpout
Let's Help These Bad Girls Level Up..Show Them ♥ & They Will Return It 2,151,348 To Godmother Ecuadorian Goddess 10,859,563 To Prophet Tulsa's Angel 5,198,879 To Disciple ♥ Summer ♥ 5,359,346 To Disciple *Redneck Angel* 7,776,084 To Prophet ♥ MishNumber1 ♥ 474 ,874 To Fu-King Hot&Fluffy 282,447 To Insider Miss Honeypie 180,959 To Fu-King PïërcëÐ &TÅTTØØëÐ (In PlÅcë§ YØüÐ ♥ TØ Lïck) ~** 1,334,696 To Disciple Devil's Advocate 1,883,780 To Godmother ღƒåκεƒ®ü¡Τ©åκεღ And Of Course Sarge's Bad Girls Homepage 1,505,233 To Godfather

Come Back
If I keep holding out,... will the light shine through? Under this broken roof,... it's only rain that I feel I've been wishing out the days,... come back I have been planning out,... all that I'd say to you Since you slipped away,... know that I still remain true I've been wishing out the days,... Please say, that if you hadn't of gone now I wouldn't have lost you another way From wherever you are,... come back And these days, they linger on And in the night, as I'm waiting on The real possibility I may meet you in my dream I go to sleep If I don't fall apart,.... will the memories stay clear? So you had to go,..... and I had to remain here But the strangest thing to date So far away And yet you feel so close And I'm not gonna question it any other way There must be an open door For you to Come back And the days, they linger on And every night, what I'm waiting for Is the real possibility I may meet you in my dream And sometimes you're there A

Have You Ever Met A Scarlett Woman? Look Here For Your Chance!!!
HAVE YOU EVER MET A SCARLETT WOMAN? IF NOT HERE IS YOUR CHANCE!!!! COME MEET SCARLETT!!! SHE IS ONE OF MY NEWEST OWNERS AND AN AWESOME FRIEND!!! IF YOU DO NOT ALREADY KNOW HER THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO BY HER PAGE AND RATE/RERATE/FAN/ADD/CRUSH/BLING HER!!! SHE IS ONE AWESOME PERSON!!! SO GO ON AND DROP BY HER PAGE AND BE SURE TO TELL HER I SENT YOU!!! Scarlett{Shadow Leveler}~Proud owner of Passionman71, BooBoo,MissCrys&MrMostunderated@ fubar This Pimpout Happily Brought to You by! Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~@ fubar

Kindred_spirit Needs Leveled~!!!
Calling all Fu-friends! Porls been stuck at Fu-king for far to long!! he needs us to bomb his arse and get him there!! he has 1,288,575 points to go!! He makes awesome tags for friends and always rates and comments to get people levelled so how about we all shower him with fu love and bomb him so his alert box goes bonkers lol! Heres his link to his profile ... Thanks for reading !! Love Sandy xx

Janice Dickinson Said Her Favorite Person Is Not Tyra Banks
Tonight the fourth season of Janice Dickinson's Modeling Agency premieres on Oxygen. If you're anything like us, you probably knew that already because you canceled your life for this special evening ages ago. But in all seriousness, perhaps Dickinson's show is the one worth paying attention to? After all, as she points out to HX, ANTM's first transgender contestant may be getting all the attention right now, but Janice already had a transgender model on her show. The media is currently eating up the fact that there’s a transsexual model on the upcoming cycle of Top Model. Oh, please. I did it on my show first with Claudia. But you know what? There’s not going to be a moment where Tyra’s not going to knock me off, so I’m not bothered by her. Is there really room for a transsexual in the industry?I think that there’s room for a gorgeous transsexual if he or she has her shit together. Transsexuality is gorgeous. My Claudia was gorgeous, and that bitch had a beat on her walk that coul

Help Our Friends Win A Vip,bling&fubucks
Friendship Circle Give Away Give away will run from Aug27th 6 P.m Fu Time- Sept.6th 12:00 Midnite 1 st. place prize...1 Month VIP 2 nd. place prize..(12) bling pack 3 rd. place prize...250K Fu Bucks RedWingHunny SweetMafiaPrincess DavidRaymen D -Deana Bill MommaDuck

Open Road
she loves to take it dangerously close to destroying knees in curves not made for two wheels to grip the piston pounding madness machine below between aching thighs and make it a part of her screaming spine rubber bleeds asphalt cries pumping horizontal hollering high and the world spins pivots around a spot far back there over her shoulder clinging on closing eyes to ride it out Jedi style for roads knowing her last beat just might be now she adds some extra just in case to savor what she has and who she is to be in spite of it all alive ~M~

Miss Honeypie Greatest Pimpout
Special Pimpout Each one of these People are special to me and deserve the Love.If you would please Take the time and Rate fan add Them.You won't be disappointment.They are all wonderful and very caring. Diamond J is my best friend and understands me like no other.He truly is a girls Best friend.I have endless amount of luv for him. ®♥♦◊≡ÐÏÄMÕÑÐ∴J≡◊♦♥®™@ fubar Ruben My life time Fu Owner...One of the sweetest guys on fubar! r770770Vampy My much babygirl....sweet as gold VAMP MORTICIA~Wife to DevilsAdvocate929~Fu-Ngaged to Miss Honeypie~FU-GF to Jessica & Angel@ fubar Dirty old man always making me pics... and making me look good =) :JOE AKA D.O.M:lovin me some sweet miss honey pie:KING to vamp morticia smooches:owned by BABYGIRL 26@ fubar yakuza....Always leaving me sweet sb messages and spoiling me with something.. Ύåķůżå

The Soundtrack Of My Life!!!
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1) Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2) Put it on shuffle 3) Press play 4) For every question, type the song that's playing 5) When you go to a new question, press the next button 6) Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... Opening Credits: Drift Away - Uncle Kracker Wake Up: Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang First Day At School: Ch-Check it out - Beastie Boys Falling In Love: Into the night - Chad Kroger ft Santana Fight Song: Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult Breaking up: Paranoid - Black Sabbath Prom: Anything But Mine - Kenny Chesney Life: Apache - The Sugarhill Gang (lol) Mental Breakdown: Dancing with a man - Rodney Carrington (now thats a breakdown) Driving: Stone Cold Crazy - Queen Flashback: Lookin Boy - Hot Stylz ft Yung Joc Getting back together: Back Where I come From - Kenny Chesney Wedding: Paralyze

Ten Thoughts To Ponder
Ten thoughts to ponder for the rest of our lives. Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. (heheeheh sorry guys) Number 7 Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & he won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and

My Pretty Words...tehe
this is just 1 of my poems...feel free to let me know what You think! IN YOUR EYES you are holding me, loving me so carefuly, the way you touch me, as if i'm fragile, i'd break won't break...just ache... to feel you inside me. your eyes, are like a mirror, my heart is racing...you look at me as if i were the only thing you know sweet, fluid, smoldering hot... you look right into me feel what i am to you looking into my soul, with those eyes seeing what lies inside of me. wet, anticipating every touch, every move of your body...your skin slides over me, like a blanket. you lie on me, and the heat, the feel of your body, just makes me want to scream... like the howling of a wolf i want this..i need you.... all i want to do is just be.. even to just lightly touch the surface of who you are what you want why do you want me? feeling your body tense, as you push against me.. oh, what pleasure this is....i feel like a black panther... like I'm prow

Google Chief Admits To 'defensive Component' Of Browser Launch
Technology / Internet Googles chief executive Eric Schmidt (seen here in June) admitted Thursday there was a defensive component to the Web search giants launch of its own Internet browser thereby pitting it against Microsofts dominant software. Google's chief executive, Eric Schmidt (seen here in June), admitted Thursday there was a "defensive component" to the Web search giant's launch of its own Internet browser, thereby pitting it against Microsoft's dominant software. Google's chief executive admitted Thursday there was a "defensive component" to the Web search giant's launch of its own Internet browser, thereby pitting it against Microsoft's dominant software. Ceo Chief Executive - Learn from Fellow Leaders, Vistage. Leading CEO Membership Org. Vistage.com Speaking to the Financial Times from the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Eric Schmidt said: "Microsoft has a history of favouring its own applications and I can give you 500,000 pages of court testimony, d

1968
This year has been interesting. I have graduated from third grade and I am 9 this summer. We took a summertime vacation and drove from El Paso Texas to New Jersey. Went through Wichita Falls up to St. Louis, saw the arch, skirted the northern states and went thought Pennsylvania, where there was this restaurant over top of a tunnel on the interstate. The tunnel went through the mountain and you could go up to the restaurant and over look the traffic on the interstate below. I spent a good deal of time here, I forget how long, but long enough to spend the Fourth of July here and see my bestest friend in the whole world, my grandmothers next door neighbors son, Joey. My grandmother, Nana, and her next door neighbor Mrs. DeLuccia, well they had been good friends for awhile. I was a year older than Joey, but who cares we used to play together all the time. There was maybe five feet of distance between Nana's house and Mrs. D's house. Nana was pure Italian, and always had somethin

Who The Fuck Stole My Laptop?!?!
Friday evening marked the close to one of the worst days I've had in quite a while. I had movers in my apartment taking boxes, etc, out to the truck, and I'm in the back typing away on the boards. My cameraman had shown to see if I needed a hand, and because it was just me and the movers, I asked him to just hang out til they left. He agreed, and set up his MacBook Pro in my living room, so he could see everything the movers were doing, just to keep them kinda in his line of site. The front door was open, so he could see anyone walking in front of my door, too. This went on for a few hours, all without incident. As the movers were finishing up the last few loads, I called the cameraman back to where I was (about twenty feet away) to look at one of the threads I'd found. He sees it, smirks at the contents, and turns back to the living room...the chair he was sitting in...the night table he rigged as a work station...mouse pad...power cord...even two hard drives FILLED with conten

Ike Pa #42
1000 AM CDT THU SEP 11 2008 ...IKE CONTINUES TO GROW IN SIZE BUT HAS NOT STRENGTHENED YET... ...HURRICANE WARNING ISSUED FOR NORTHWESTERN GULF COAST... AT 10 AM CDT...1500 UTC...A HURRICANE WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FROM MORGAN CITY LOUISIANA TO BAFFIN BAY TEXAS. HURRICANE CONDITIONS COULD REACH THE COAST WITHIN THE WARNING AREA BY LATE FRIDAY. AT 10 AM CDT...A TROPICAL STORM WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FROM SOUTH OF BAFFIN BAY TO PORT MANSFIELD TEXAS. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THIS AREA. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM EAST OF MORGAN CITY TO THE MISSISSIPPI-ALABAMA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 1000 AM CDT...1500Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE IKE WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 25.5 NORTH...LONGITUDE 88.4 WEST OR ABOUT 580 MILES... 930 KM...EAST

A Blue Star In Your Eyes
A BLUE STAR IN YOUR EYES On the wings of an eagle, My love for you flies. Soaring higher and higher, And touching the skies. I reached up above, And pulled a star from the sky. To place it within, Your precious minds eye. To dwell there forever, As my love for you. On the wings of our love, Enduring and true. I honour you my darling, With all that I am. Please darling please, Will you be my woman? There are so many things, My heart wants to say. I love you sweetheart, There is no other way.

Please Rate My Auction Pic! In Second And Need Rates Please!!
PLEASE RATE THIS PIC FOR ME! Offerings are listed on the "Bish List" which is located in the Bish Auction folder, and also under my auction pic link below and are the same for each "Bish"! Any additional offerings, or exceptions to offerings, are listed on each Bish's auction pic! I will increase offerings for cash bids of $50 up!!! Message me! :D There is also a prize for the Bish with the most rates, so hook me up, will ya? Just please click on this pic and rate it for me, and bid if you like, I promise that you will be happy if I am yo' bish! :D

Im 75% Kinky
You Are 75% Kinky If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky! Are You Kinky?

~attn: Ldc *important Info*
An Owner in our family is in need of our prayers and well wishes. Her father is having difficult medical problem at this time. She needs our family's support. Plz go show her our support for her in her time of need. shaniqua™~Owner of LDC~@ fubar

Birth Plan (doc Is Going To Hate Me)
Our wishes for Childbirth We are looking forward to sharing our birth experience with you. We have created this birth plan in order to outline some of our preferences for birth. We would appreciate you reviewing this plan, and would be happy to do so with you. We understand that there may be situations in which our choices may not be possible, but we hope that you will help us to move toward our goals as much as possible and to make this labor and birth a great experience. We do not want to replace the medical personnel, but instead want to be informed of any procedures in advance, and to be allowed the chance to give informed consent. Please feel free to ask if you have any questions or comments. Thank you! Please Note My bloodtype is Rh- (Rhesus Negative) I would like to wear contact lenses or glasses at all times when conscious. Labor Please perform no routine prepatory tasks (shaving, enema, etc.), unless requested. I expect that doctors and hospital staff will discus

Rip Kept In Corsets
RIP Whitney...You will be missed SO much. I ♥ you! ---------------------------------------- Woman killed in Lawrence County crash Wednesday, September 24, 2008 By Daniel Malloy, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette A woman was killed when the car in which she was riding pulled out into the path of a tractor-trailer in Lawrence County last night. Northwest Regional Police Chief James Morris said Whitney Jo Maguire, 21, of Ambridge, died in the crash shortly before 7 p.m. at Routes 551 and 422 near Edinburg. The driver of the car, Shawn Geisinger, 22, of Tarentum, and Ms. Maguire's 2-year-old son were taken to a hospital for treatment. The truck driver, Daniel J. Hill, 33, of Brackenridge, was not injured. The crash closed Route 422 for five hours. First published on September 24, 2008 at 12:25 pm http://www.pittsburghpostgazette.com/pg/08268/914646-100.stm

Can Ya Spare Some Love For Me??
~♥Shauny66♥~Proud BBW~*Bar Fly(bartender)@The Web*~@ fubar ~~R/F/A AND HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE BLING??~~ Do you have 11'S to spare and some time on your hands? I would love it if you could help me to level cuz it feels like it's taking me forever to get to Henchman. CLICK PIC TO START RATING FOLDERS BEGINNING WITH MY DEFAULT FOLDER. PLEASE TELL UR FRIENDS AND REPOST MY BULLY...

Friday Opie And Anthony Links: Tasty Treats...maybe ... New Boobs On Ratemywow, Stoner Spelling Bee - Sign Up Now!, Jim Norton Coming To Boston, New V
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Yay!!! It's Fridee! Time to loosen that belt and belly up to a big ol' plate o' cheese fries and your beverage of choice... One more week is in the can, kids! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Fiesta, we'll be making ourselves some tasty frozen treats... perhaps with some milk procured from something other than a cow. Ice cream, perhaps? You'll just have to listen and find out... ten bucks says someone pukes. Remember, you can see all of these fancy, famous, fantastical people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you inside, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... oh shit I'm getting sidetracked) It's real simple. log-in to your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' Room (it's in 'Adult Conversations)...and you can see the whole staff, the celebrities, and a bunch of girls flashing their boobies on cam (which is distracting

Whitney Jo Maguire (kept In Corsets)
Maguire, Whitney Jo View/Sign Guest Book Whitney Jo Maguire, 21, of Ambridge died unexpectedly Tuesday. Born Jan. 29, 1987, in Charleston, S.C., she was the daughter of David L. O'Brien and his wife, Jeanie H. O'Brien, of Cranberry Township and Carol Tyro O'Brien of Ambridge. She attended Moon Senior High School and received her GED in 2005. Surviving, in addition to her parents, are her husband Daniel Maguire of Butler; a 2-year-old son, Liam Russel Maguire; two sisters, Michelle O'Brien Slinger and her husband, Paul, of Economy and Gabriela H. O'Brien of Cranberry Township; a brother, Christopher O'Brien of Ambridge; her maternal grandmother, Mary S. Tyro of Harmony Township; her paternal grandfather, William S. O'Brien of New Castle; a niece, Allison Slinger; uncle and aunt, Terry and Judy Tyro of Glendale, Ariz.; uncle and aunt, Robert S. and Nancy O'Brien of Des Moines, Iowa; and a cousin, Marissa Tyro. Whitney will be missed by her many, many friends including the

More On The Family Deletion
Dear Fuloser: Never fuck with a smart girl. So last night I get this message in my inbox. from: K Cazzo Dio Can... Online (just put the fvcking lotion in the basket) Huntington Beach, CA subject: heya received: 09/27/2008 01:48 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam Hey, 'names Ken. Recent transplant to socal from NY. Geologist, and in spare time, graphic artist (just another word for wanting to create, but can't paint for shit). just moved into this apartment, quickly becoming the quintessential bachelor pad. anyhow, been on your friends list a few months, and I admire the form in your pictures. I have been hanging my 'work' which consists of photoshopped images of female models, down-earth and european model types. one such example is in my 'hanging on my wall' gallery, and some others in 'red' album. If its cool I'd like to check out your private album and see if i can whip up something for my walls. if you'd like to see more of the a

Trust Issues
Ok I have this BIG problem... The guy I am with has been in some trouble... But he's a good guy.. The only problem is that I've dating guys like him before and they only end up in heartache. Because of this reason I find it almost impossible to trust him. Now I'm not saying that my past is controlling my relationship now but I find it very hard to trust a man. Especially when they go online and put things up like, sexy ladies, or they are feeling another girl.. Especially when I catch them looking at other womans pictures... Now I know it COULD be harmless but at the same time I just don't trust him, flat out. I know his past, and he still has friends that act from his past. That right there brings questions in my head. He seems like a good guy but they all do at first. No offense to you men out there but I have a nack for picking the "right" man... If you know what I mean. But regardless I think it would be wise if we both just gave up the sites while we were together. I don't f

Ratesssssss For Fubucksssss
DO YOU LOVE CHOCOLATE?? WE DO TOO!!! HOW ABOUT FU-BUCKS HMMMMM?!?! Attention!!!! Please read the Blog first before you begin. 10s Rating/commenting Game Well You want fu-bucks we want rates so lets trade! ~~~Verified Salutes required to receive the Fubucks~~~ IF YOU RATE 100 pics a 10s (during HH) = You get 10,000 Fubucks IF YOU RATE AND COMMENT 100 pics a 10s (during HH) = You get 15,000 Fubucks You'll need to send a Private Message for M!£ai and/or AXL when you have finished so you will get the Fubucks. No Shout Box, Gift Message or any other method, Private Messages only! Please allow us sometime to send you the Fubucks, as we are not always here. You may start practicing rating my blog ;-) Have Fun! No drama PLZ!!. CLICK (ANNE GEDDES FOLDER) M!£ai™{KMA}♡Taken by Mr Dub...♫ AXL's Partner in Crime@ fubar CLICK (GREECE FOLDER) ♥ Axl ♥ ~Queen B~ MILAI's Partner in Crime@ fubar

Mmmmm Hot As Hell
I was shopping at the mall when I saw you. You came over and started to talk to me. I immediately dropped my bags and you helped me retrieve them your hand lingering on mine. We walked and talked for a while then we went to dinner. You sat close to me and I could not wiggle away from you. I breathed in the sent of you and my nipples hardened you noticed and casually brushed you hand across on of my nipples thru my shear shirt and bra. A small moan escaped my lips as I licked them. You took your hand and slid it under the table as you whispered in my ear to spread my thighs. I obeyed and nodded my head. Your hand slid to where it was just touching the hair of my … I wiggled to try to get Your hand to touch it and You laughed and told me all in good time. I am dripping wet with wanting you. You start to caress my inner thigh I am trying so hard to get your hand where I want it to have you touch my clit. The food comes and we start to eat and I am not hungry at all I am ready to go and yo

Fetishist
So this guy right. Goes by the name of Fetishist. I know some of you have heard of him before. Well I just started talking to him last night, and he has a very interesting few fetishes. Go check him out, he's a great guy!

From A Distance
Floating above the words of your Love Distant minds thinking of you from up above Rivers flowing from time to time Wondering a place for me and you As I lay down to my bed Hugging my pillow,Thinking of your sweet smile Realizing that youre here beside me Over and over I say... When this temptation last And the day would come That you´ll be mine atlast written by:R.W. I dedicated this poem to Jing(redneckgurl)

Hard2handle Is An Oracle!!
Objective:To Oracle the following 3 people Confidence (Completed)Wonder Woman (Completed)Hard2Handle (Completed) There ya have it, we have one more to go of the "triple threat" to Oracle! Just after midnight EST Hard2Handle made ORACLE!!! Level: Oracle (28) [?] 100% Hard 2 Handle ~ La*La's FuWife~ **Can't Be Owned**@ fubar She's Smart, Fun, She has TONS of photos and stash to rate to get her there! Here's one of the four of us when we got together over the summer!! We had a BLAST.. Some crack pot got a hold of the pic and put it on Uglypeople.com, how rude!! So love her up all you can and hopefully we'll get her there by the weekend!!! Thanks for your support!! Bully By:MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~@ fubarPlease Re-Post!

Those Who Love The Philosophy
THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY... 1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR..... 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 5. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE. 6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. 7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? 8. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP? 9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION? 10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? 11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?" 12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

Fu-gold Diggers (entry 2)
Fu-Gold diggers!! UGH! I understand wanting to level up, we all want help in leveling and there's certainly no shame in asking for help. I joined the Shadow Levelers Family just because I like to help people out in their quest to advance in levels. However, when I see someone CONSTANTLY BEGGING for "love", "bling", "blasts", etc...well, quite honestly, I get disgusted. Let's remember that these things cost MONEY. By BEGGING for these things it's like saying... "give me $20 just cuz". Well, I work hard for my money and I'm not about to just give it up just because YOU want it. IF I give it out, it's because I want to and it's coming from a genuine place in my heart... NOT because some demanding lil person thinks I SHOULD. The same goes for rating pics or "comment bombing" for contests. First off... I don't always have a lot of time, but I do ALWAYS help out when I CAN. Shout boxing me and TELLING me to go rate or comment on this or that WILL NOT get me there. Asking nicely will

R/a/f And Comments (entry 3)
R/A/F. If you rate, fan, or add me THANK YOU VERY MUCH! XOXO I am going to assume that you did these things because YOU wanted to, NOT because you feel it's expected of you. Please understand that I also do these things because I want to, NOT because it's expected of me or because YOU did them first. If I add/rate/fan you it's because I checked out your page and you seem like a decent person. The same goes for those who add me to their family. Again... THANK YOU SO MUCH! If I do not return the gesture, it's not because I don't like you or because I think I'm better than you. It's because I reserve the right to make this decision for myself, not based on the actions of others. I DO NOT accept every friend invitation that comes my way. If you cannot even take the 2 seconds out of your day to say AT LEAST "hello" in a friend request, why should I take the time to accept? This just shows me it's all about numbers to you and I'm NOT about to be just another tally in your friendshi

Up Date On The New Me Lol
hey ya'll whats up sorry i have been gone for a while i have been trying to get my life back on track not much has changed im graduating at seamester and then its off to college for me i still don't know where im going to go but i better figure it out. so if ya'll know of any good colleges that have great nurseing programes let me know. i got back with me boyfriend mike and things seam to be going a lot better now i think a break did us good. i have a job makin desant money. im more involved with my family now. things are just going better now that i have nothing messsing it up no more drama yay!!! i have made a lot of friends since i have come back home and i hope to make more. im glad i finally got everything straightin out well anywas i just wanted to let ya'll know what has been going on so yeah i guess i'll talk a ya'll latea Mirranda

Chiefs Message
Dear Members, This message is about seeking inner peace. Many of us find counsel in a higher power some call it god....others find comfort in friends. We should never be miss guided in our natural walk to seek comfort in a higher power or being. For me I seek the comfort of the Elders of my Tribe or the great creator. We all walk on this lifes planet. It is my solemn prayer that one day all mankind can live as one. Thanks, Miracle Monkey Chief Native American Pride Dave

The Joys Of Being Male
1. Your rear is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. Chocolate is just another snack. 7. You can be president. 8. You can wear a white shirt to a water theme park. 9. Foreplay is optional. 10. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 11. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 12. You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut. 13. The world is your urinal. 14. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 15. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 16. Same work... more pay. 17. Wrinkles add character. 18. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 19. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 20. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 21. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 22.

Some Good Some Bad News
ive been spending time at the hospital and havent been around much at all..my mom had a stroke and thank god she is on the way to recovery..She is like a timex..takes a licking and keep on ticking. She is still alittle confused and being watch but other then that shes good and out of the woods.. If u pay attention u know i went for a job interview the other and and today i was offered the job. its a 10000 a yr increase.. something i can really use in my life.. Its local government to local government so i take my time in and all my vacation time with me and my pension :) see me smiling about that one :)..so im taking tomorrow and spending time with my mom. Monday i will go in and break the news..should be interesting. i found this week also interesting on the friend front. I have friends i have mended fences with coming back in and friends i thought that were good leaving.. I welcome all friends back into my life if they were important to begin with and the ones that leave oh well..

Why You Never Take You Wife Out!!!
Bob works hard at IBM and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling team. When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at th e end of the 1st nine, honey.' A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?' Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a c

We All Know Flu Season Is Here With Us...
We all know the FLU season is here and there is a lot of talk about taking FLU shots. Before you do, hopefully before, please go to the below link and just listen to the Doctor in the video. Draw your own conclusions and do your own research but at least listen to what this guy has to say. http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/10/21/avoid-flu-shots-vitamin-d-is-a-better-way.aspx.

Somethings I Just Will Never Forget!
the first day i met you in the hermitage mall. Our little games of iSketch. "Boo Boo" when we watched p.s i love you and i was so nervous to even look at you-legs shaking- when we went back to your apartment to play guitar hero and i still couldn't even get the balls to talk to you. all the softball games we had gone to. the endless conversations on the phone when you were drunk. all the dumb fights we had. which made us stronger. pissing my pants at your graduation because your family was right there! laying on the trampoline looking at the stars with you close. all the 2 hour drives that were totally worth it. the night you made me shrimp and peas [best dinner i have ever had by the way] and watched Harriet the spy. going to the spillway. when you look me in the eyes and tell me you love me. the night when you told me you loved me. [i remember exactly where i was] and still hear you for the first time say "iloveyou" how much you love the

Redoubtable
(adjective) Arousing fear or awe. Synonyms: formidable, unnerving Usage: On his comely head he set his helmet, well-wrought, with a crest of horse-hair that nodded menacingly above it, and he grasped a redoubtable spear that suited his hands.

Just Settlin' In!
Okay, so I'm new here to fubar (gotta love the name), so I'm just flippin' around tryin' out this and that and the other. Looks like there's tons of cool people here, so I hope to get to know lots of 'em! Yep, I'm married, happily, so if ya wanna hollar stupid stuff at me, guys, go find someone else to do it to. If ya just wanna chat and really get to know me, that's cool. Ladies, gimme a hollar and lets get to know each other! I'm not up for drama or stupid shit, just bein' friendly and havin' lots of fun! I'm lookin' forward to seein' what all kinds of cool stuff you can do on here. I'm sure there's tons to figure out and play around with. Anyone with suggestions, throw 'em at me! I'm really laid back and easy to get along with. I may not be on here THAT often, as I'm pretty busy with my business with For Your Pleasure, and trying to get my new business off and running with Premier Designs jewelry. I love the companies and the products are just AWESOME! Best busine

Gone For The Weekend
I am off to work this morning and over to a friends house tonight. Tomorrow am I am off to Texas (outside of Houston) for a Renaissance Faire this weekend. TRF here I come. Yay. I will miss you all this weekend and will be back here sometime Monday evening. Miss me alot while I'm gone lol

A Beautiful Heart
My life was filled with so much strife, Until you, My love came into my life. With you I feel so good that I let my light shine, And Darling, with you at my side, I'll be just fine. Your soul shines and shines like a light, So when I'm with you my life's so bright. When we're together I feel so much love, And you let you love fly on the wings of a dove. Your heart is so very, very beautiful, As you fulfill your loving role so dutiful. We spend time with each other regardless of weather, And we'll share so much love and fun together. Our live will be filled with so much pure bliss, As each other we hold our lips and kiss. We can send each other to heaven, As we are together twenty-four seven. Together we are meant to be, Our lives will be great you will see. As long as we keep each other in our heart, Our love for each other will never part.

Mccain Just Got Hit In The Stomach
Im an economist by training. A market consultant by profession now. However, I will tell you that the one person that everyone trusted was Greenspan. When he said yesterday, October 27, that he got it wrong, the entire economic community gasped and that was not good news. The economy doesn't self correct. We know that now. Trickle down doesn't work and we have to get money into the system right now or jobs will be shutting down all over the country very quickly. Greenspan's statement could not have been worse news for McCain. McCain stood by the trickle down approach and still does. Now that even the king of all economists admits he was wrong, what is McCain going to do? Say never mind? Im changing it all, but don't have it worked out yet. Obama must have jumped for joy when he heard Greenspan but been scared to death because if he gets elected he has to try and fix this mess that the republicans, the supply side economists and the stupid congress (republican and democrat) have cre

The Ripe Moment
The Ripe moment I'd love to make love to you to lay you gently on my bed to undress with my eyes, and then undress you lustily with my teeth Faster drive faster boy, was what she said Faster please, I can't wait to be in your bed She unzipped me, as I zipped the light barely red racing through the city while she used her head Making love to you, the thrill of anticipation your sweet smile gives my heart palpitations Kissing your sweet breasts, nestled between the pair licking the tender folds of lips, soft silky hair Hold me in your hands, rising to salute your call hardened with desire to enter your divine hall looking into the windows of your soul within your eyes seeing your desire, lust and love, still gets me high the moment is ripe, the feelings are real it's not in how we touch, but in how we feel Feeling you from the inside, wriggle below me becoming again as one, we are all I can see

You Tell Me ??
My heart aches for your love. my world dimmed by your light. i can not see without you. i am nothing. just when you think you are down look up and say thank you, close your eyes and think i am loved how many people can honestly say this? when you are feeling like you are hanging by a thread, grip tighter and think you are loved. many times life has stopped us and knocked us down. so we get back up and dust ourselfs off and continue on as id nothing happens. and then there are a few of us that sit and cry cause of it. we are not weak. we are just tired of getting back up. I say to you i am with you. but lets not try to sit to long, the weather is changing and i am sick. lets try womething different. lets do something that will work for us. I dont know if there is something for me at the end of the rainbow but i am gonna try to see. and today is the day. dont make fun of me, i am not weak i am not torn. i am who i am and hopefully you are you. if you dont like this then why did you r

What A Dog
Oh nevermind we found him, He is always chasing the kitties and getting lost, whatever are we gonna do with him? Jim ~ Dirty South Crew ~@ fubar can anyone out there put some heavy rating on him to hold him down? ROTFLMAO, We love ya Jim MUAH!!! Brought to you with much love and a pound of ground round by: ♥ Dawn ♥ Fu-Married to "It's a Secret"@ fubar And, only she has no idea I did this, LMAO WendyCaroline#CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER@ fubar

Mere Words Are Not Sufficient
Mere words are not sufficient to describe how much I love you feelings deeper than oceans higher than the mountain peaks it is so much more than emotion so much more than you or me it is the way the world feels when I look into your eyes and lose my soul to your heart

5 More Seconds...
Sometimes on many nights like this, I sit here with my heart torn in two, from not seeing you. And I don't know how to say this but if I could tell you, from the bottom of my heart, I would say that: Without you I'm missing a part, A piece of my own heart, That longs to see your smile again, And I wish I didn't have to pretend, To be happy and fake a smile, Knowing I won't hear your voice for quite a while. But if I had one wish, It would be this, To be with you for at least five seconds, It would be just enough I guess, To hold you in my arms, And feel perfect. It will be the shortest time with you ever, But it's better than seeing you never, And it would be the best five seconds of my life, Where for a moment my heart feels just right, And when that five seconds ends, It will go back to normal again, A broken record that silently plays in discreet, Saying five more seconds is what I need.

Hey I Need To Tell You Something...
HEY I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING...DO YOU KNOW THIS SEXY AND SWEET FEMALE BELOW??? IF NOT, YOU NEED TO GO CHECK HER OUT... BC YOUR MISSIN OUT.. SHE RAWKS AND YOU WILL SEE WHY I SAY SHE RAWKS WHEN U GET TO KNOW HER !! MAKE SURE YOU RATE, FAN, ADD, CRUSH, JUST SPANK THE CRAP OUTTA HER...SHE LOVES IT AND SHE SPANKS BACK... ~ CynzDreams ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar Brought to you by $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C}O.GPimp of the Pu$$cat Playmates Owned by ~CynzDreams ~&Naughty by Nature@ fubar

Thank You All. :-)
This is just a quick thank you blog to all those who had came by and busted your asses to help me get closer to Godfather while I had my auto-11 on. I can't thank you enough for taking time out of your fu-roaming to rate the hell out of my pics. I know that I've got a whole lot of people to thank and I will send you a thank you to each one of you. I know who you are and be on the lookout from something from me soon. It sucks that I have to go to work soon or else I would give you all a proper thank you on this blog...but I just thought I'd let you know how much your time means to me when I can right now. Once again, thank you. And I will put up a proper blog of thanks soon. :)

Screen Shots N Fu Bux
im try'n to build a folder of screen shots so will pay 500 fu bux for a screen shot wit my screen name or my real name in ur status wit a hello or sumthing simple like that ( Jenny or Jen ), u dont have to leave it all day, just long enough for u to screen shoot it n send it to me thru prvt msg, any questions pvt msg me :D

Untitled
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

Azriel And Hoody
American Psycho - D-12 Yea i know this is drama, and YEA i know that MOST of you already know these two fucks, and all about their bullshit...but fuck it, im FTW, and i do what i want, (until ADMIN decides to boot me again!! LOL) DJ AZRIEL Is this a face you want for the FUBAR SPOTLIGHT? I would CERTAINLY hope not...This douche is a stalker, a psychopath, and has been known to threaten both women, and YES, EVEN THEIR CHILDREN... PLEASE DO NOT DONATE TO THIS DUDES SPOTLIGHT FUND, AND IF YOU'RE A WOMAN, YOU WOULD BE SMART TO AVOID HIM. IF YOU'RE A MAN THAT HAS RESPECT FOR WOMEN, THEN U SHOULD HATE THIS DUDE JUST AS MUCH AS ANYONE ELSE WHO KNOWS HIM ON THIS SITE....Sorry for the DRAMA bully, but im just sick and tired of seeing him beg for fubucks, KNOWING that some unsuspecting woman that doesnt know his past will fall for his shit...I do have screen shots of his behavior, along with some other WORTHLESS HOODY WEARING FUCKER....lol Click the pic to go to his page, blo

Can You Lend A Hand..
I'm in a giveaway for an Auto 11 bling and I need 15,000 in comments. The hostess also added a bonus, the first one to get the 15k in comments will also recieve 1 Million in Fubucks. Any and all help will be greatly appreciated. Please click on the link below to take you there. Thank you in advance. Hugs, Silverpixi

Notice To All Friends & Fans: Moving
Hello my friends, Well today, Kate and I finally got good news, we got approved to move into another mobile home park that'll be a lot quieter than the one we are living in now, so as of tomorrow probably, we won't be online much so if you have our cell phone number, feel free to call us there or text message me otherwise, we'll be back online in at the most two days, so i'll miss you all for those two days and will be thinking of ya too.

My 12 Days Of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmasfor sapphire jewel:Day #Who?What they got you1stA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends2nda confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'3rdthe complete works of the Marquis de Sade, on tape4thA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please5thA reverse strip tease6tha pubic hair trimmer7tha gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline8tha one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets9thA tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge10tha small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'11th

Own Me! Auction Begins 11/15
jnail for the person that owns me fu owned in name for the month rate all pics and stash during happy hour and rate pics 11 if given a vip make them a personal salute one gift a week of my choice *******if cash bid******** daily comments rate/comment a friend of owners choice once per week promote the lounge of there choice jnail click my pic above to place a bid on me

When You See My Face I Hope It Gives You Hell....
monday morning....i can already tell its going to be a fucked up day. work schedule 6am-3pm...got to work at 630 am. so yah i was a little pissed about being late.. then i got in trouble for having my phone out and I was FUCKING furious. well then I spent most of my fucking lunch break on hold with my gay ass insurance company. Trying to figure out when my bill was due. Then, I had a message on myspace from my lame ass exboyfriend Nick, who fucked me over hardcore..I'm not TALKING to you douche bag!!! grrrr then to top it ALL off...im sick... GOD DAMN!!!!!!! grrrrrr.....i need a cigarette and my stupid break is not until 12:30. Im fucking pissed off today... I wanna get fucked up and pass out... thats what I wanna do tonight..

True Friends On Fubar...
I AM GOING THROUGH SOME STUFF RIGHT NOW AND YOU KNOW IT IS SOOOOOOO HARD 2 FIND YOUR TRUE FRIEND I GAVE SOMEONE ONE HERE MY # AND I AM NOT SAYING NAMES THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND DID THEY BOTHER 2 CALL 2 SEE IF I WAS OK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HMMMMMMMMMMM.....WHO IS MY TRUE FRIEND..SORRY BUT I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A FRIENDS SIGHT NOT JUST GETTING POINTS...I DONT KNOW I AM VENTING SO ANYWAYS HAVE A GOOD DAY MY FRIEND CAUSE I WOULD HAVE CALLE YOU 2 SEE IF YOU WERE OK....=)

Odds~n~ends
A few facts about me... -flirting makes me giggle in my heart, kinda like a little buzz that you'd get from eating something sweet that is most likely very unhealthy -i believe in fairy tales even though i know they are highly unlikely to come true -i never want to be my mother -i sleep with a stuffed animal to ward off unwanted loneliness -i collect things that i see during a moment that means something to me ie.. shells, rocks, leaves, whatever is around. -i talk to myself -when i am sad or off balance I clean rooms in my house until they are exactly clean enough to eat off of surfaces. -i feel lonely often, but it is a self imposed loneliness. as most of my friends know..i shut everyone out. -i'd give almost anything to make one person smile at any given time. -i dont like to smile, but i love to laugh -im more than 30 lbs overweight and i do not like my body -i am more comfortable typing an about me than talking about me -im a highschool d

Take Care Of Each Other Juggalos And Know That We Are All Equal In The Eyes Of Shangri La
I would like to take this opportunity to talk to you about RESPECT... Let's ask the question How does one get Respect? First you have to understand that Respect is a two way street... To get Respect you have to give Respect... But before you can even do that you have to Respect yourself... After all How do you expect anyone to Respect you if you can't Respect yourself... How does one Respect themselves? There are many different ways, let me touch on a few... How you treat yourself is one? If you are constantly downing yourself or attempting to hurt yourself you really aren't giving yourself the proper Respect and ninjas around you aren't going to take yourself seriously... What about personal hygeine? Taking care of yourself... How many of you can Respect someone who doesn't wash their ass... What about telling the truth? Noone Respects anyone who lies to themselves and to those around you... After a while people will get sick of the bullshit coming out of your mouth and stop liste

I Saw You Walking
I saw you walking I saw you walking and stopped to stare, though I looked the fool I did not care, for enchanted was I by your walk, that I longed just a moment to stop and talk. I held designs much deeper - true - but content am I to chat with you, for a prettier face I ne’er did see and your eyes touched a chord deep in me. But if I may, if given the chance, if invited by your welcoming glance, I would place the tenderest kiss upon your breast - ah, bliss!

Uncertain Waters
Uncertain Waters Setting the Course Promises broken, Dreams shattered and Futures dimmed Time wasted worrying, eyes red-rimmed Internal struggles leave Hope’s strand thinned I’ve stopped and wondered just where I’ve sinned I’ve committed no crime, just given in I long for the will to try again Time to push forward, not stay where I’ve been The strength is within me but where do I begin? I try to move forward but I am held fast Like an incompetent Captain bound to the mast Forced to face the sea’s unforgiving blast “Let it end!” I cry, “How long must this last?” Eyes filled with anguish as the waves roll over me The salt of bitterness blinds; I can not see Through the drowning waves I utter one last plea “Give me one more chance, let me be free!” I look around the deck and see that I’m alone A Captain mutinied, a King without a throne Thoughts reflecting inward I sigh a heavy moan Dreaming that I was once the bright

Not
Not Not to waste a dance Not to waste a dream Not to waste a moment In this eerie, black lit scene Not to be a fool Not to cast disparage Not to let my ego Grow uncomfortably large Not to follow rabbits Not to wake the king Not to trust the cat When the Queen is smiling Not to play with fire Not to run afoul Not to trust the Blue-man Or he who wears the cowl Not to know tomorrow Not to know today Not to separate the past From another yesterday Not to hunt tomorrow Not to chase the past Not to founder feverously E’en though the die is cast Not again to frolic Not again to play Not again to feel remorse For a future gone astray Not to be a bother Not to be a pain Not to leave a black mark A name without a stain Not to believe in omens Not to chart the stars Not to heed the prophets Who fill the alley bars Not to file like fodder Not to wear the yoke of kine Not to e’er surrender Or sell this soul of mine Not to fear th

Happy Thanksgiving Fupeeps!
Well I'm Back! I just wanted to let all you know that yes,today is the day to test your buttons and your guts,so eat until that button shoots off and hits someone in the eye. Just pray that it's not your dear old granny,bless her heart... HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!

The Winter Wonder Land Auction
My first auction was a huge success!! So here are the results from the Winter Wonderland Auction!!! Bids start at 100k The most rates bonus winner is Unbreakable † purchased by:~Autumn Princess~ sexymedic4upurchased by:~*BlondePrincess™'*~

I Carry Your Heart With Me ~ E.e. Cummings
i carry your heart with me carry your heart with me ~ e.e. cummings i carry your heart with me i am never without it (anywhere i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling) I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

Forrest Gump
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.' Forrest responds, 'It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was.' St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?' Forrest leaves

Bettie Page
Pinup Bettie Page hospitalized after heart attack Sat Dec 6, 1:52 AM EST Bettie Page, a 1950s pinup known for her raven-haired bangs and saucy come-hither looks, was hospitalized in intensive care after suffering a heart attack, her agent said Friday. "She's critically ill," Mark Roesler of CMG Worldwide told The Associated Press. He said the 85-year-old had been hospitalized for the last three weeks with pneumonia and was about to be released when she had the heart attack Tuesday. Page was transferred to another hospital in Los Angeles and remained in intensive care Friday. A family friend, Todd Mueller, said Page was in a coma. When asked to confirm, Roesler said, "I would not deny that," but he would not comment further on her condition. Page, a secretary turned model, is credited with helping set the stage for the sexual revolution of the rebellious 1960s. She attracted national attention with magazine photographs of her sensuous figure that were tacked up on walls

Time To Grow Up
Why would anyone do anything to hurt their child? I don't even mean directly. I would NEVER chance losing my family by doing drugs. NEVER. How fucking selfish can you be? Let them have at least a shot in life. You are their life line, Their role model. Grow up! This little life is depending on you. *Currently Disgusted* -REL

Week 14 Stats And Week 15 Schedule
Hey all :) Missed alot of your picks this last week, it's getting down to the wire, don't want to fall behind now :p The winners for this week are me and Will with 13-16 YAY even though I don't get anything..lol Here are the stats for week 14. 1st Place: Just Me with 139-206 2nd Place: Kelly with 137-206 3rd Place: Me with 136-206 4th Place: JP with 135-206 5th Place: Will with 124-206 6th Place: Superman with 120-206 7th, 8th and 9th Place: Drill with 117-206 Porch with 112-206 Texi with 106-206 90 and below: Carrie 86 Spanky 82 Crow 66 McLovin 59 Alchy 42 (are you even still playing? lol) WEEK 15 Thurs. Dec 11th NO @ CHI Sun. Dec 14th TEN @ HOU WAS @ CIN DET @ IND SEA @ STL GB @ JAC BUF @ NYJ SF @ MIA TB @ ATL SD @ KC MIN @ ARI PIT @ BAL DEN @ CAR NE @ OAK NYG @ DAL Mon. Dec 15th CLE @ PHI Be sure to get your picks in to me no later than Saturday night. Only 3 games left to go guys!! GOOD LUCK!!

Smart Old Lady
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags ripped, and every once in a while, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, A policeman stopped her, and said, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of bag.' 'Oh, really? Darn it!' said the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.' 'Well, now, not so fast,' said the cop. 'Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no, no', said the old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to Heinz Field football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I Thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my garden pruners. Every time some guy pees through my fence, I surprise

When Is Fuck Acceptable?
When is FUCK Acceptable? There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the FUCK do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the FUCK was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 9. "Where did all those FUCKING Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 8. "Any FUCKING idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so FUCKING look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the FUCKING ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the FUCK are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered FUCKING showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the FUCK is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this FUCKING mad!" -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Rob Bartlett Returns, New Jim Norton Singing Audio, Goodbye Cleveland And Boston, Interns Needed, New Videos Online
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Holy crap and happy Thursday, everyone! The week's drawing to a quick close, and we're still plugging away here. Why? Because we're shiftless shut-ins whose asses are glued to uncomfortable seats. No, not really. This morning on the Opie and Anthony Classic example of Professionalism, we're going to be hanging out with our buddy, our pal, our man of a million (or a dozen or so) voices...Mr Rob Bartlett, who is going to be at Gotham Comedy Club this Saturday and The Brokerage on Sunday. (and while we're on the subject of comedy, let's plug Jimmy's stuff...because you know he loves when we do) New Jim Norton Singing Clip: Thanks to Pete from the Phliladelphia band MorningSide, we have a new version of Jim Norton's attempt at singing a VAN HALEN-esque song: Jimmy Van Halen: "We're Back!" (version 2) (aaaand continuing on the old meat bosoms trail, we show you THIS...) Jim Norton is g

Video And Tips To Keep You Safe This Holiday Season
Here is a little video about how fast a Christmas tree can burn your house down and some safety tips please read it may save your life or your home thanks. SafeTips Christmas Tree Safety Tips A fire on any day seems bad, but a fire on Christmas seems to be the worst. Some 300 Christmas trees caught fire in one recent year, with electrical problems the most common culprit. Here's how to keep your tree green and your presents safe. 1.When you buy your tree, have the vendor make a fresh cut an inch from the bottom; this will help the tree drink. 2.If you buy your tree early and keep it outside, store it away from wind and sun, and keep the bottom in a bucket of water. 3.Make sure your lights are safe. If you need outdoor lights, make sure the ones you buy are meant for outdoor use. Make sure your lights carry certification from a testing laboratory. 4.Don't use electric lights on a metal tree. Discard any strings of lights that are frayed or broken.

Bios
DJ Pitbull was born in 1970 to a whore and pimp in South-side Chicago. At the age of 6 he happened to see his mother naked, and not pay his father. He has walked with a limp ever since. When Pitbull turned 27, he gained an unhealthy obsession with Jonathan Frakes (Commander Riker on Star Trek). After many failed attempts a wooing the television star by breaking into his house, molesting his dog, and violating his house-plants, Pitbull was eventually served with a restraining order and thrown into jail for 120 days. While serving his time, he met a cholo who told him of a plastic surgeon who could help him out. Once he got out, he found the surgeon, and eventually (after many many acts of male on male prostitution to pay for the downpayment) went through the long and painful process of adapting his face to look like his favorite television star. He was finally happy, he could stare at himself in the mirror for hours on end while masturbating and finally be at peace with his looks. Howev

The Prayer
The Prayer Bombs falling from the air, Bits and pieces every where. In my foxhole cold and blue, Searching for some truth of you. I look around, I do not see, Evidence of Divinity. If you are real why can't you hear, The screams, the cries, the children’s fear. Still we pray to you each night, That you will let us see daylight. That you will keep us warm and sane, That you will take away our pain. We sleep here in the dirt and sand, We pray to you again and again. Still the bullets pass our ears, Can't let the children see our tears. Still yet, we kneel to you and pray, We thank you for another day. We laugh and try to hide our fear, We pray to you God. Are you here? It's not that I don't believe, Oh Lord, It's just that you’re hard to see, when man's waging war. But when I see children smile and play, I get down on my knees to pray. The book says you will come at night and take the faithful to th

Its Dj Chillys Birthday Show Some Luv A/f/r/b
LUV YOU BABY MUAH BIRTHDAY BASH IN HAZLETON, PA THIS STAURDAY NIGHT AT SHENANIGANS COME ON OUT AND SHOW SOME LUV!!! IF YOU NEED DIRECTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WRITE FOR CALL CELL IF YOU HAVE THE NUMBER

Nbn Bully Sunday
NAUGHTY BY NATURE is at it again--- This Sunday, at 5 p.m. Fu-Time she will be hosting a Happy Hour! She is bound and determined to level, Dammit! That said, NBN will be doing it properly.. She's got her Auto 11's turned on .... But wait, there's MORE! NBN has decided to PAY for rates! 15k per 100 (10's OR 11's !!! ) She'll even kick down 100K for rating EVERYTHING!

If He Loves You
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for him and his behavior. Allow your intuition to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you right, then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think, "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Always have your own set of friends separate from his. If something bothers you, speak up. Use discretion and wisdom in what you tell a man about yourself. You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within. Don't EVER make him feel he is mor

Why Am I...
....When you're small, you care nothing at all. Minutes can seem hours, you're climbing impossible towers. Slowly.. like the cigarette burn, now clocks say it's your turn. You have run oh so fast, yet looking ahead it's only the past. As the tree in summer you stand tall, yet inside leaves begin to fall. Your mind constantly scours, searching youth's squandered powers. All their advice you did spurn, you seek it now to avoid the urn. No turning back you begin to cry, wondering why am I...

New Year's Eve 2009
Ok..so I had a few choices this year. None of them really peaked me but neither did sitting at home watching Dick Clark. I had a few friends come over and we hung out for a bit. Then we hit a local club so we could dance and flirt some free drinks. Hey it works, shut up. Around 11 we decided to go to this one party we were invited to. I wasn't all that into it, but there was this really cute guy I had met a few days before. So who knows, right? Well, needless to say, I drank too much and had a little too much fun. He didn't seem to complain any. But by the time I got home, I knew I had let myself go a little too far. So what about anyone else? Do we do stupid things on New Year's because we're caught up in it or do we use it as an excuse? I know I'm not the only one.

John Travolta’s Teenage Son, Jett, Died In The Bahamas
NASSAU, Bahamas - John Travolta’s teenage son, Jett, died in the Bahamas after falling ill and hitting his head at his family’s vacation home, police said Friday. A house caretaker found Jett, 16, unconscious in a bathroom late Friday morning. He was taken by ambulance to a Freeport hospital, where he was pronounced dead, according to a statement from chief police superintendent Basil Rahming. The teenager had last been seen going into the bathroom on Thursday and had a history of seizures, according to the statement. Police said they are planning an autopsy to determine the cause of death. This is so sad =[!

The Day My Life Changed
a november 28 2008 my brother kevin and his wife had a baby girl , they named her anna marie november 30 2008 it was sunday ,just like any other day , the kids and i are just cleaning up as always , later on that morning we all went to my parents place to see how they were doing , stayed for a while then went back home . so we went about our day , little did i relize before the night was over my life would change , next thing you know it was supper time , i made supper gave the kids a bath and put them to bed , my daughter had asked me if she could go to a friends place i said okay but be back before 9 30 pm she said okay she will be back, we had planned to watch a movie later on that night , well i was shocked when she got home earlier then i said . so we put the movie on about half way threw the movie i heard a knock on the door christina had hollored come in but they just kept knocking , i looked at her and said go answer it , its most likely for

Just Lettin It All Out!
You don't know how I'm feeling. I have yet to vocalize Desire deep inside me. Can you see it in my eyes? I tremble when I'm near you Heat travels up my thighs and I want you with an urgency That I just can't describe. Dare I reach out to touch you? Do you think you'd realize How much I want and need you? Can you see it in my eyes? I long to say, "I love you," But am scared of your reply. Terrified like a child I've become paralyzed. The camouflaged emotions Lead to pain and silent cries. And yet I just can't tell you. Don't you see it in my eyes?

Carbon Copy Pro Leads
Carbon Copy Pro leadsLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowCarbon Copy Pro, also known as CCPro and CarbonCopyPro, claims that they offer a system which is completely turn-key. Upon investigation it appears that this claim is true. Their automated turn-key marketing system provides already designed sales pages as well as capture pages for your use . That way you focus on the advertising and marketing aspects of the business rather then weeks and weeks trying to learn HTML and designing a web page. These websites were designed by Mike Dillard and Jay Kubassek to allow for the best attrition and conversion rate in the market. That way you don't waste your time and resources marketing a system that doesn't work, this system has proven itself time and time again.What type of marketing support and information does Carbon Copy Pro provide?How does over 200 hours of teleseminar recordings, live question and answer phone calls, and hundreds of PDF instructional step by step guides sound? I ha

Getttin Nervous
Tuesday is the big day..I have my surgery. It's not major or anything but it is more involved than what it was going to be. I know it will be fine but I am still nervous. I also have mixed feelings about it. This is really the end of the road as far as having a baby. Don't get me wrong, I am totally done trying that. I went through more pain, physically and mentally, than most women would allow themselves to go through. Sometimes I think about what all I did and it amazes me that I put myself through some of it. Never did anything affect me the way fertility did. UGH! I did get pregnant and I know one was a girl. I named her, grieved for her and kept her memory. That is all I can do and it is enough. I guess in some small way I was a mother..even for a very short time. But that part of my life is over now. I am ready to move on and be healthy as well. This crap I go through 3 weeks out of every month has to end and I am ready. So enough babbling..lol. Please think of me and if you are

I Love Fucking People Over!
Being a con artist is great, you can steal and lie and get away with it. I totally had this chick believing that I cared about my collar. I bummed for 6 months and did nothing and when she permanently collared me she actually cried. Can you believe that shit it was great. Today I just packed up and left. Left her stranded with no utilities. It was a beautiful fuck over. You guys should have seen how hurt she was it was great. I really fucked her good. She'll get over it I'm sure and I'm off to look for my next sitting duck!

You Know You're Living In 2009 When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN 2009 WHEN 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9 " to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news or text message. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors / Temps outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. .... and the real clinchers are... 13. You read this entire li

Mosaic Law Or The Word Of God
Sup Juggalos, Again we are talking about certain things that according to Mosaic Law or the word of God in the Old Testament. When discussing the Sabbath Laws understand that there is a purpose behind some of these laws. It says that the fields must be sowed and harvested for six years while the seventh year the fields are to be untouched. This was to allow the animals and poor to eat from the fields, however leaving a field unattended and allowing wild animals on them also helps the soil. Every time that you reap and sow a field you rob nutrients from the soil. If you give a field a chance to rest than the nutrients can get replenished. We already know that on the Sabbath Day everyone is supposed to rest, of course in this day and age that's almost impossible, but for people that work the land it is very possible. The reason for the rest is to not only have a day of worship but also to give the slaves and workers a chance to rest. Interesting enough, there is a lot of focus u

I Know Who Killed Me...
Yeah, I finally decided to watch it. It WAS pretty horrid. But I dont think Lohan did a bad job because she's a bad actress, I think she did a bad job because it was poorly written. The other actors in it were JUST as bad, but Lohans the only one that got crap about it. I think the story could have been better, I know its a remake of some sort, Did anyone else see this? Am I the only one that was completely lost by the ending?

Missing 14 Yr. Old Girl
WESTON -- State police are looking for a missing Lewis County teenager. Kelsee Brooke Grogg, 14 of Jane Lew, was last seen at her home at 9:00 p.m. Monday. At 6:00 a.m. Tuesday morning, her mother discovered that she was missing and had taken a bag of clothing with her. Grogg got in a truck at the Jane Lew Truck Stop and rode with the driver to another truck stop in Brookville, Pa., troopers say. Troopers spoke with the authorities in Pennsylvania and confirmed through surveillance video, that Grogg was at the truck stop between 5:00 and 6:30 on the morning of the 13th. Troopers have spoken to the truck driver who dropped Grogg off in Pennsylvania. Grogg told the trucker that her name was Alice, that she was 18 and that she was fleeing an abusive relationship with a boyfriend, say troopers. Kelsee mentioned to the truck driver and an employee at the truck stop, that she may be heading to New York, according to Grogg's mother, Lisa Hardy. Grogg's mother does not

Gawd It Feels Good!!
I have never felt better about being an American. To be able to witness history in the making is not only an honor but AMAZING!! My heart is filled with such joy for our country. Watching the Inauguration was just incredible! Even though President Obama stumbled over the words, it was enlightening and inspiring. We've been down for 8 long years. America is bringin honor and pride back!! Happy Camper I am!! WOOT!

Relationships
Relationships are interesting from a psychological stand point. It’s interesting in the sense of how each gender handles a break up. Females for example, go through, what I call, “The Cleansing Period.” After a break-up a woman will usually go through her items that her X had given her, such as jewelry cards, clothes or perfumes either pack them or throw them away. From there women will have her friends around her so that she may confide in them not to mention ridicule and make fun of her X. Women will than go out and get their manicure and pedicures and get their hair done along with some clothes shopping as if to cleanse the X out of her life and system. Men on the other hand do things completely different. They will go to bars, parties or clubs with friends as they drink the night away. They confide in each other and boost each others ego and try hard to make him forget about his X and that he was too good for her. In this situation, men can be their own worst enemy. Men will als

Stolen From Stacie
Can you take this without deleting or fibbing on any questions? You bet your sweet ass I can Were you going out with the last person you kissed? Yes Who was the last person to comment you? Tharna Does anything on your body hurt? My knee Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Does myself count? If not, probably Numbers What are you listening to right now? The blessed sound of silence What's the cd in your player? Nothing Anything annoying you right now? Yes Did you have plans today? Yes I did. What was the best thing that happened today? Nothing at all. What can't you wait for? Death Name lyrics from the song you're playing: No music right now Is this the best year of your life? It has only begun, but no...not yet Can you count to ten in

Who's Horny?
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house; I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY"... "And she acts like she is asleep every time."

Me
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it's very rare that i become angry enough to whine. i'm usually pretty good at taking things in stride and letting the crap roll off of my back, but today something happened that is way over the line. i'm the automation geek for a small company that makes packaging machinery, and we're in the middle of a million+ dollar project for a very large customer. we're under contract to deliver four machines to them, all of which were supposed to have been installed by the end of 2008. because of numerous change orders and having to learn a lot of new technology, it has taken way longer than anyone had anticipated. so far, we have installed only one of the machines. the second one has been built, and i'm in the process of programming it. i'm very close to being able to test cycle this machine, but not quite. one or two more days should get me there. i should explain that as the programmer, i am the last one to work on the machine before it is commissioned. so righ or wrong, from th

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It's Like Self Mutilation!!
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Top 11 Friday The 13th Movies
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Okay, like usual there's some guy on the mumms... yada yada... Acting all hard and shit, yada yada... Sends a PERSONAL response to me 20 minutes after the fact, yada yada... Only THIS time, he's naming different places we could "exchange pleasantaries" and these PLACES are around where I live... To quote him: ""u wanna clothes line me......really ??...ok then......where are we doing this.......this i gotta see.........hmmmmmmm.....Ray's place....The Loft? or would you rather just meet at the student center ? You know.....the one on Summit St......We'll see how far you get on your threat." Heh. I think I might be taking my glasses off come thursday night and be the father that this kid never had...

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Episode 94- Closing In On Immortality
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Mixed Up
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1 Life emerged on earth about 3.8 billion years ago, but sex did not evolve until more than 2 billion years later. Dirty limericks emerged only quite recently, geologically speaking. 2 Sex—what is it good for? Scientists are not sure, since asexual reproduction is a better evolutionary strategy in some important ways. 3 For those who refuse to commit to one strategy: The hermaphroditic earthworm Dendrobaena rubida has both male and female genitalia. If it cannot find a partner, the worm doubles up so that its female bits and male bits can go to town. 4 Although famously monogamous, female Adélie penguins slip away from their mates occasionally to couple with unattached males. They exact a fee (pdf) for such a dalliance—stones to bolster their nests—not unlike certain people. 5 Some talented penguin teasers can get a gift even without putting out. Again, not unlike certain people. 6 Barbary macaques have a distinctive way to get their mates to make a sperm donation: yelli

... Now Where Did We Leave Off?
I had a few experiences over the weekend that made me think hard about fubar and its place in my life. Well, really one long set of them. But the conclusion that came to me early yesterday morning is that life is uncertain. Fubar, as it imitates life, is also very uncertain. That's the real gift of fubar, if you want to look really deeply: changes in the world can affect our health, our homes, our families, our jobs; changes in fubar are somewhat smaller in scale. Rating speed slows down, point for activities changes, a new feature appears out of the primordial ooze, something stops working ... it's an inconvenience, sure, but not life-altering. Practice embracing change at fubar. Develop the skill and take it with you. We always have full control over our attitudes, which control how we experience life and give us power. Spending your time feeling powerless is such a waste, because its only your attitude that makes you that way. Step up, welcome change as a fact of life

Do You Ever......
A question for the fu world....Do u ever wake up sometimes and feel lost and have to question where has your life gone and what are u doing about it? I woke up the other day asking myself that. Now I have a great family and a great job that i actually enjoy and yet my life somehow just feels empty. I have no reason why i feel this way. I enjoy my life to the fullest and rally have no complaints. Some days I wish I could go back to my highschool days and hang with the friends i had and do what I did. I had no responsbilities and not a care in the world. But there is no going back and I know this....Im ready to go forward and live my life and find out whats around the corner.... Im ready for some serious adventure. Im ready to meet new people, im ready to meet that special guy who is gonna flip my world upside down and all around.... But right now I just feel stuck and I hate the feeling and I hate not knowing what to do about it...please tell me i am not alone in this feel

Kerala – Perfect Destination For Perfect Honeymoon Vacation
Honeymoon! A word that makes newly wedded couples vibrated from top to toe. Yes, not all couples go on honeymoon vacation but for those who embark on honeymoon vacation to a romantic destination, this break after hectic wedding ceremonies makes them to start new life and understand each other. Yes it is the time alone with one’s new spouse to spend memorable moments of life. A honeymoon tour to an exotic destination, gives couples to understand each other’s lifestyles. This is the time on which both learn how to adjust each other. Many of couples get confuses in choosing of a right honeymoon destination. What to do and where to go are some common problems coming with deciding a right honeymoon destination. So, couple should at first understand each other desire and ideas should be pre-planned. If you wish to make your honeymoon vacation in a destination which is endowed with superb nature beauty and has beautiful beaches, verdant hill stations, enchanting rivers, chatty waterfalls

A Red, Red Rose By Robert Burns
O my Luve's like a red, red rose That's newly sprung in June: O my Luve's like the melodie That's sweetly play'd in tune! As fair thou art, my bonnie lass, So deep in love am I: And I will love thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry: Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt with the sun; I will luve thee still my dear, When the sands of life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only Luve, And fare thee weel a while! And I will come again, my Luve, Tho' it were ten thousand mile.

Changes
Change is a constant. So many things change so quickly it's hard to keep up. One minute you have a little boy playing in the dirt, seems like two seconds later he's talking about getting a job to get a car. Life throws some wicked curveballs sometimes, even when you get up and brush yourself off...another comes zinging at you. Mind you all the curveballs aren't bad, I've had some very pleasant ones lately. But sometimes wish things could stay constant, not change so fast. Give me time to catch my breath before the next curve. Now starts another juggle, more to figure out. What do I want and what do I need to change to get it? So many things are changing so fast, am afraid I may lose myself sometimes.

Help Trinket Level Plzzzzz
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I Love Being Female, Written 5-25-2008
I absolutely love being female. So often I have been complimented on how I look. Personally, I believe I am just an average female. What makes and sets me apart from other females is my confidence. I am aware of my capabilities and I'm not afraid to show or use them. If I'm not good at something, so be it. That doesn't mean though, I'm not going to try and give it my best shot. One thing that seems to amaze me though is how little I have to try to get a males attention. So often I will be sitting in my vehicle, glance over the passanger side, to see a male looking over at me. I'm not speaking a glance, but the full head turned looking straight at me. I most of the time have my window only cracked as to keep the wind to a minimun while I'm driving and to keep any unwanted noise out. My favorite is when a male is in a truck sitting up and decides to look down over at me. Imagine if I had wore a low cut shirt, I'm sure they would pretty happy! LoL... Now, where is my pow

Man Caught In Vacuum Sex Act
Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days 29-year-old pleads no contest to indecent exposure after car wash incident SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month. Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment. ------------------------------------------- HAHAHAHAHAHAH, I don't even know what to say to this XD.

Let Me Not Say I Love You
Let me not say I love you Let me not say I love you Although you know that it is true. That phrase has been so much abused. Misunderstood and over used Let me say rather "I think of you. Breathe you. taste you. feel you. dream you." That you help make each day complete. And life has never been so sweet.

Wwe Fans/los & Lettes
for those los and lettes that are true wwe fans...when watching raw, ecw or smackdown...pay attention to the audience as well as the matches...i have often seen hatchetman signs out there....just seen one not too long ago tonight on raw..... MmFwCl to all my juggalo family...mcl

Lap-by-lap: Martinsville
2:17 p.m.—GREEN FLAG: Jeff Gordon gets the Goody's Fast Pain Relief 500 under way from Martinsville Speedway. Lap 1—Jeff Gordon grabs the inside line and leads the first lap. Lap 5—Matt Kenseth has struggled at the start and fallen back from 10th to 13th. Lap 10—Kasey Kahne has fallen from his sixth position all the way back to 19th. Lap 13—Tony Stewart is up to third position and has a fast car. Jimmie Johnson follows in fourth. Lap 17—Juan Montoya is solid in the early laps and moves around Carl Edwards to take ninth place. Lap 21—YELLOW FLAG NO. 1: Michael Waltrip spins and backs up to the top of the corner. He made slight contact with the wall. Lap 22—Several cars near the back (17 total) hit pit road. Cars cannot take fuel during this caution due to the competition caution scheduled for Lap 40. Takers include Greg Biffle, Joey Logano, Kasey Kahne and Aric Almirola, among others. Lap 27—GREEN FLAG: Jeff Gordon leads the field to green. 1. Jeff Gordon 2. Kurt

Beware Of Gottaplay.com !
I have been a member of Netflix for a long time now. I recently purchased a Nintendo Wii system and own a PS2 and XBox as well. I thought it would be cool to start renting games the way I had been renting movies through the mail. After searching prices and whatnot, I found that Gottaplay.com claimed to be the fastest shippers of games because they would ship as soon as the USPS got the game at their offices instead of waiting for it to get all the way back to the warehouse. They were also a few dollars/month cheaper, so I signed up for their 10-day free trial. I went through all the proper steps and added about 40+ games to my Q so there would be no issues with availability (at least 20 said they were "Available Now"). I had a slight tech issue with moving the games around in my Q, so I used their site to inform them of the issue. I received this response the next day. "Greetings Melani,

Step Up
This was the comment I just submitted to CNN lol... thought I would share Let me just explain one thing. I'm a 35 year old smoker from Canada who pays nearly $10 for a package of 25 cigarettes. I know the choice I am making is not only physically harmful, but it is also a financial strain to my paycheck every week. For now, I don't mind paying the extra knowing that at anytime I can goto the hospital and be treated free of cost. Regardless of if I need it or not, it is important to me that is privilege and right for others to be tended to while they are ill, obligates me in my choice to do something harmful to myself. Taxation of cigarettes and alcohol seems only right. Sure you will be harming the less fortunate people of your society as they are typically the ones to turn to a vice in tough times. But consider if they had the option to be treated for illness or injury free of charge, imagine what extra money these individuals would have to enroll in training for a better jo

Sorry
One of our friends and family has just buried her newborn girl today and i am too far away to help her and him . and i wouls like to saay to them keep your head up GOD does not give us more than we can handle. CRYING MAY LAST THROUGH THE NIGHT AND THE PAIN MAY BR THERE TONITE, BUT TOMMOROW JOY WILL COME JUST KEEP THE FAITH AND I LOVE BOTH OF YOU.

If I Buy You A Steak...........
Chimpanzees enter into "deals" whereby they exchange meat for sex, according to researchers. Male chimps that are willing to share the proceeds of their hunting expeditions mate twice as often as their more selfish counterparts. This is a long-term exchange, so males continue to share their catch with females when they are not fertile, copulating with them when they are. The team describe their findings in the journal PLoS One. Cristina Gomes and her colleagues, from the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Germany, studied chimps in the Tai Forest reserve in Ivory Coast. She and her team observed the animals as they hunted, and monitored the number of times they copulated. "By sharing, the males increase the number of times they mate, and the females increase their intake of calories," said Dr Gomes. "What's amazing is that if a male shares with a particular female, he doubles the number of times he copulates with her, which is likely to increase the proba

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What I Want In A Man
What I Want In A Man! Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer thing 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1.Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy ch

Loss Of Respect
Its one thing to call yourself classy, but when it comes to acting like it EPIC FAIL. Man I seriously lost respect for someone on here i had held in high regard. long story short, I noticed a change in behavior, went to a mutual friend about it and got slapped in a literary sense by both of em. one explanation is it had something to do with me, and if it did and said person didnt even say anything about it, but just chose to ignore me, shame on her. other explanation is it had nothing to do with me, in which case, what the hell happened? and can ya blame me for coming to that conclusion with that particular timing? I think not. I know Im being vague but this is venting more than anything. so let me make this clear, I expect my friends to be accountable for themselves and upfront with me. If you cant be upfront with me, especially when its an issue that may have to do with me...... delete me now. I expect high quality of people as my friends and it saddens me when

Path To Redemption
in a hundered ways i suffer each day learning how a soul and body can merge into a shapless blur of carrion nightmares the heart beats, the lungs draw air,time ticks the surface calm and warm never revealing inner war of hellish hateful timless grip thoughts linger like cancerous foul breath why must i embrace malignant lies long trip my foundations chiseled hammered chipped in evil most heinous im set adrift she knows not of damge deeply done like flesh in fire can never be healed anew the phoenix will rise to do no right set

Smiles
Today is friggin beautiful ouside and my mood is certainly reflecting it. I went and got insurance on my drivers license, so if I get pulled over I am not screwed. I feel like a big girl now, cuz I haven't had car insurance since I was married and that was for a short period. I know that it's illegal not to have it, I just couldn't afford it. So yay me, I iz legal!! Second, with the medical I got a little under $200 so I did the insurance and gave my mom $85 of it. At first she was like what am I suppose to do with this, and I said its basically 1/2 of what I got, and I had to get insurance. She was like you either need to get that surgery done or get a job, well the nerve conduction test is May 13th and if I need the surgery I am so doing it. I also told her once again to reassure her that my name is on the list at both the transitional housing place and the shelter. And believe you and me, if I get into one of those 2 places soon, I am soooooo jumping on it because I hate be

Gay Marriage Yay Or Nay
conversation i had with someone about gay marriage read from the bottom up or it wont make sense lol sorry ->"ICEMAN": that they are lying or are freaks? ->"ICEMAN": so you think all these people are just what crazy? "ICEMAN": not supposed to love same sex, but according to you its right an u can-> "ICEMAN": and thats not how its suppose to be? ->"ICEMAN": and some people say that the like guys or girls better ->"ICEMAN": your stating that people choose who they love then "ICEMAN": either way its WRONG but u only live once right, thats ur theory, 2 ppl love each other so its right, well u go ahead an do u then ya know ->"ICEMAN": thats what this whole thing is about tho the fact that becuase you dont ever want to see two guys going at it that men shouldnt be able to marrry eachother "ICEMAN": lol not hittn on u, an didnt say anything about 2men marrying each other ->"ICEMAN": now your going to hit on me becuase you dont anything else to back up why woman shouldnt be able to marry wo

Just A Update
Well I have been extremely busy with clients websites and designing everything from simple interface icons to full blown cms themes. I got my portfolio started but it isn't live yet. No one n i mean no one gets the link till its live. I have some free time for a week or so. If anyone needs any work done to photos or you need a custom "skin" for your page or lounge or w/e u need done let me know. I am more then willing to help everyone out. If you need some examples of my work please ask, I can give you a private folder on my server that has everything. Best way to get ahold of me is either in my shoutbox leave your Yahoo IM ID or just simply add mine: J.Studios Take care everyone.

Generic Viagra Soft Tabs Helps To Cure Ed.
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Do A 180
When I was young, I was sort of poor, got picked on some because of my shoes, of all things. I believe it was 7th grade, I was standing there waiting on the bus and watching a young man getting picked on for the same thing by 3 bullies. I don't know if I did the right thing, but that main bully found himself on his back. Now I didn't know this young man, but when he walked up to me and said thanks, and stood with me there to our busses came, it brought a good to my heart. He felt safe there with me, I had protected him, stood up for hiim against the evil that he was experiancing. Well, the bullies didn't bother him again after that. At that age it's hard to figure out what is right or not, but in my heart at that time, I felt it was right, and for the first time I stiood up and defended a young man, and I remember I felt good about that. I never made friends with him but in high school, he came to me one day and thanked me again, told me was the only thougthful thing anyone had done fo

If Ever
Do a good job at your best? Hah that's a given. My mind is on you, noone else. For you, I'll do my best, make the best of it come from it. I'll do my best to do a good job for my work, and I'll do a good job for my family, the very best I can give you, that's what I'll do. I'm going to wake up in the morning, have you on my mind, then go from there and the best thing, I already know it's going to be a great day with you. You just wait. I'm going to make you proud of me. I'm going to see that smile on your face one day. There's no wrong I see in you or what you make me think I should do. I only see perfection, honesty, and glory. You've made a promise to me. I believe it now. And I'll not doubt it. It may lead places that I didn't expect but I see now it ends well. So down and out for so long, now to realize the morning, and see what a great day it is, is just amazing. Even amazed I can sit here and write this. Been through some hard times, but now you forget all of that. Thank you Jesu