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I read a few mumm's and blogs about this subject, and what kinda irks me is that the word "pimp" is being glorified and misused in a way to convey an actual POSITIVE meaning. Like the fact a man attracts a lot of women with just words, and ends up having sex with most of em, makes him a "pimp". YAY!! I just get thrown for a loop because if most actually knew what the pimp-and-ho game was really about, they wouldn't throw that word around so casually. My uncle was a pimp, and is serving time for his crimes, which include soliciting prostitution, assault and battery, and drug possession. And he was the ultimate when it came to the label of "pimp". And if he was out now, and met any of these squares running around callin' themselves a pimp, not only would he call em out, he would probably take a brick to their heads, LITERALLY!! You don't throw salt in the game by callin' yourself a pimp if you didn't do the ground work. First off, you have to get you a stable of hoes. And you think smooth talk, sharp clothes, and walkin' with a limp will make you a pimp? SHIT!! You have to convince a woman to degrade and demean herself SO LOW, that she actually believes that fuckin' any man for any amount of money will benefit all of y'all. That ain't just psychology 101, that takes a whole lot of "game". Then you have to make sure your "women" don't go rogue (which means they leave your stable and try to do their own "business"). You have a bunch of rogue women leave your stable, you then have to deal with rival pimps. And if any of your "women" look at any other pimp besides you, they're "out of pocket" (which means that ho has to give up all the money she made at that moment to the pimp she gave eye contact to, also a good chance that same ho will jump ship and join up with that rival pimp). And what if your woman comes up short, do you know what you're supposed to do? PUT A FOOT IN HER ASS!!! And you beat a woman, but do it so she doesn't show any bruising on the outside. And get her back out on the stroll the NEXT DAY!! And you spend hours on end, out on the corners, out on the blocks, out on that stroll, and try to keep defeated, dejected, demoralized women in line, and make you a lil bit of money, while looking over your shoulder for cops, feds, rival pimps, and just regular ol' criminals who just want to take your money, or just wanna rape, beat, or kill women. And that whole ball started rollin' because you wanted to be a pimp. Now ask yourself, do you want to be a pimp? Myself, I'm offended when someone calls me a pimp, as a compliment or an insult. FUCK YOU!!! I never laid my hand on any woman! I drive a truck to make my money. And I treat any woman with the respect she treats me with. Now if I wanted to be a pimp, it would be dead-easy for me to do it. And sad enough, I see a lot of women in the country, just when I'm driving around, who would be perfect, loyal prostitutes. And even sadder, I've noticed a lot of women on here that would be perfect, loyal prostitutes, also (and don't ask me who, because I'm not gonna be responsible for someones mental and emotional instability because they have all the criteria to be workin' that stroll). So thank your lucky stars that you're really not a pimp. Be happy you're a square, because 99.9% of you so-called pimps on here don't have the nuts to be a pimp. Pimpin' ain't easy, it's illegal and immoral, but you know what, it's the 2nd oldest profession in the world right next to prostitution. It's been here since jump, and it ain't goin' anywhere. Respect it enough to leave it the FUCK ALONE!!! But hey, that's just my opinion.........my word ain't law.......
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