The UDB Awards Part 1
1. Women who wear pants or shorts with words or phrases across their ass, and the words or phrases don't match the ass they're draped over....Just because your shorts say "juicy", does not mean that your ass is (especially if they're so loose-fitting, it's hard to make out what your shorts say). Bringing that much attention to a body part you shouldn't be advertising is just dumb.....So you get an award : |
2. Anybody who leaves more than 10 voice messages a day to any one person....It's obvious that two things are going on here. Either they are not around their phone, or they are seriously avoiding you. And if you leave more than 10 voicemails a day, I can see why ANYBODY would avoid you. Leave ONE message, and state the purpose of your call. 13 more voicemails stating how you "feel" about leaving so many messages is just dumb.....So you get an award....: |
3. Anybody who defends the current Iraq War.....It's bad enough that G.W. spouts that garbage about how well we are doing over there, and that this is a major campaign in our War On Terrorism. I don't need to hear disillusioned, morally confused, intolerant cattle repeating that same bullshit word for word. We have lost way too many lives in this war, on both sides, and for what? Freedom? Freedom for who? And since when did you care if Iraquis were free or not? Any reasoning you give me to justify an unjust war is just dumb.....So you get an award : |
4. Anybody who purchased the Mike Jones CD......The fact that he repeats 50 percent of his lyrics over, should tell you that this guy REALLY has nothing to say. He is not tight, and if it wasn't for high-paid producers, his album would sound even worse (if that's actually possible). He's is a joke, and you buying his CD is a bigger joke. Which is dumb......So you get an award : |
5. Anyone who actually puts thought, effort, and time in celebrating 1, 2, or 3 week anniversaries, or 1, 2, 3 month anniversaries. The word "anniversary" has the prefix "anni" in it, MEANING YEARLY! Celebrating something that happened one week ago is damn near sad. Let some time pass before reminiscing it. And if it lasts over a year or so, then maybe it would be worth celebrating. "We've been dating for 2 weeks straight, let's celebrate! Oh yeah, I got you a card!". That's dumb....So you get an award : |
Part 2 coming up soon.....And congratulations to the winners.....U DUMB BITCHES!!!!!
