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What I Want In A Man

 


What  I Want In A  Man!
Original   List: 
1.  Handsome
2. Charming
3.  Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5.  Witty
6. In good shape
7.  Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full  of thoughtful surprises
10. An  imaginative, romantic lover



What  I Want in a Man, Revised  List (age 32) 
1.Nice looking
2. Opens  car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs  at my jokes
6. Carries bags  of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8.  Appreciates a good  home-cooked meal
9.  Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks  romance at least  once a week 



What  I Want in a Man, Revised  List (age 42) 
1.   Not too ugly
2.  Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3.  Works steady - splurges on dinner out  occasionally
4.  Nods head when  I'm talking
5.  Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6.  Is in good enough  shape to  rearrange the furniture
7.  Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8.  Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9.  Remembers to  put the toilet seat  down
10. Shaves most weekends 



What  I Want in a Man, Revised  List (age 52) 
1.   Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2.   Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3.   Doesn't borrow money too often
4.  Doesn't nod off to sleep  when  I'm venting
5.  Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6.  Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7.  Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8.  Appreciates a good TV dinner
9.  Remembers your name on  occasion
10. Shaves some weekends 



What  I Want in a Man, Revised  List (age 62) 
1.   Doesn't scare small children
2.  Remembers where bathroom is
3.  Doesn't  require much money for upkeep
4.  Only snores lightly when  asleep
5.  Remembers why he's  laughing
6.  Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7.  Usually wears some clothes
8.  Likes soft foods
9.   Remembers  where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend 



What  I Want in a Man, Revised  List (age 72) 
1.Breathing
2.  Doesn't miss the toilet. 

 

 


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