I am looking for that special man or woman to be my fu-husband or fu-wife!
In our fu-marriage,
I will make sure that you are never sober,
Give you gifts and always rate your new photos,
Give you tickers/other fu-gifts if I can,
Put "Fu-Wifey of _________" in my user name,
Put you in my family,
Put you in my top friends,
Give you a SFW salute
And other special bonuses!!
If you're already fu-married,
I am giving out NSFW salutes for VIP/Blasts.
In addition to all of the above [minus fu-wifey and whatnot]
Boobies only, though... but they're nice!
Now it's your turn to tell me what you can provide me!!!
It's time for you to sweep me off my feet, so get to it, baby!!
