Fubar Blog Posts 2

Mumm's The Word...
Anonymous #4 Dear Ninja My question to you is....what is the most productive/efficient way to do a leveling mumm to ensure proper # of votes and not the standard mummers bashing...Should there be mass amounts of bling ran that day etc etc etc please help Best answer: The most productive way to get your mumm votes would be to bribe people for them. But, that might get a little pricey. Running an ability bling (most likely a god mode) and offer bombs for votes will help you get some. Having friends promote for you will as well. Perhaps offer an ability bling to the person who helps you get the most votes as well. That usually gives people an incentive to be helpful. As for the MuMMers, that part might be a little tricky. Since you're not Obi-wan and don't have the Jedi Mind Trick action, you might have to suck it up and take it like a man. Try to stay away from tattoo, hair, or political mumms. If you insist on comment approval, you will be able to slow the flow of the m

Mumm Deleation??
me:Please go and Vote on my Mumms: fubar.com (deleted) HAND BANANA AKA StrawberryLiscious:gotcha me:u should read some of the comments...they hurt my feelers..... HAND BANANA AKA StrawberryLiscious:parker,i just left a comment concerning the rudeness of some of these bitches me:ty..I am just trying to get a feeling of ppl and lounges.. HAND BANANA AKA StrawberryLiscious:its cool,evidently several of these broads are severely PMSing"O me:yup HAND BANANA AKA StrawberryLiscious:but To Put it All In perspective,A Nasty Comment And A Nice Comment carry The Same Point value(57) me:lol one of them reported my mumm.. HAND BANANA AKA StrawberryLiscious:i saw that comment,what a cunt sorry,i usually never use that word me:they cant remove my mumm its alright words don't offend my me* HAND BANANA AKA StrawberryLiscious:not if it follows the rules,your not promoting,your having fu-peeps make up your mind me:they are saying im promting but im not i asked them if they checked out our

Mumm Haters
So, why is that a few people that are known haters in mumms can get away with stupid fucking shit like reporting a mumm as nsfw when it is clearly marked as such and get you blocked from ever being able to create mumms again, or if you do, they will delete your account, yet when you see and report mumms that deal with the exact same topic and report it nothing gets done., Is this just the bouncers way of protecting their friends and fucking with anyone and everyone that they decide to not like at the time? It is pretty fucking stupid but I guess it feeds their little minds and makes them feel as they are the all powerful OZ, It is bull fucking shit like this that fucks up sites and keeps people from actuallyt being able to fully enjoy their time on here. I am marking this as nsfw, but I am sure that a fuck stick bouncer will see this, or some fuck wad will report it and soon I wont be fucking able to fucking blog and fucking more. so fuck them. Do you think I got the word fuck

Mumm In A Blog
Dear reader... I have this newly discovered thirst for life away from my computer, however, it seems to be interfering with what I thought were *friendships* Seems if one does not log in daily, people forget all about you...well me anyway. So.. Should I try to log in more often in hopes I will not be forgotten or Keep livin my life to please me and not have many friends at all?

Mumm For Me!
Let's see if I can drive this thing, been a while. I cannot make mumms nor can I make comments and of course you guessed it, that hurts my heart and junk. Please let me know if you would like to post a mumm for me, I got a million of'em, I will pay you 10,000 fubucks per mumm which is twice the cost of making mumms. Hey this might work out better, when I could make mumms I could only do five per day but if enough folks help me out here I could be making thousands per day! Imagine that folks!

Mumm Issues..why Am I Getting Flagged?
MuMM: Make up My Mind! MuMMs are polls which allow the fubar community to help you make up your mind! Please, no adult or inappropriate content! FvckingCannibal Why do my mumms get dumped to FRIENDS? HUH? WHY? Granada Hills, CA Daydream Believer created @ 01/31/2013 12:22 pm expires in: 22 hrs [FRIENDS] Share this MuMM:

Mumm Like Blog
This is kind of long to put into a mumm cuz i just roll like that. I was wondering though... why do so many on here..fall for a person who in real life they would have nothing to do with them? Rather it be..they wouldnt go for them in real life because they are out of there league..or so on? I see so many on here who go for these top people..etc.. who they know in real life would have nothing to do with them. Hell the people only mainly pay attn to them on here for the game. IDK.. I guess its the fantasy part? Or is it the fact they really think the person is into them? Or is it the fact they think they will advance in the game by becoming buddies with them? I am just curious on peoples thoughts on the matter. I know the ones I really friend on here.. I would friend in real life.

Mumms
I was looking at MUMMS the other day since a friend had one up. This is the first time I checked them out. I have never seen such mean uncalled for things being said to people. The responses were appalling. Does this make people feel better? Are MUMMS meant to be rude to others? The responses had nothig to do with the question being asked. It was all about name calling and childish behaviour.

Mumm Trolls In Full Detail!!!
MUMM TROLLS IN FULL DETAIL1. Juice http://fubar.com/1884548 Level 20 Joined may 26th 20082. dale1970 http://fubar.com/dale1970 level 32 joined on August 16th 20093. tdad425 http://fubar.com/8774490 level 26 joined on March 8th 20134. Lipstick http://fubar.com/tlipstick level 37 joined on March 31st 20075. Soxy http://fubar.com/soxyore level 54 Joined date unknown user profile set to friends only6. A Sultry Vixie Nibbler fue2 Bivy http://fubar.com/306785 level 31 joined on October 12th 20067. SHADOWNERD FS 2 STEPHY http://fubar.com/shadownite1313 level 53 date joined unknown profile set to friends only8. Mr Magnanimous http://fubar.com/genuinearticle level 29 joined on August 5th 20129. Rockhard http://fubar.com/7012281 level 30 date joined unknown profile set to friends only10. Just Me http://fubar.com/wowweebaby level 36 joined on September 8th 200711. HarleyDiva http://fubar.com/9036295 Level 44 Joined April 30th 201312. Senile Coot http://fubar.com/1960289 level 37 joined June 24th

Mum Posted
Ok, I posted a mumm today about whether or not you would live your life again younger or stay where you are at. here it is: Ok, been a while since I posted a MUMM and I have been trying to think of a good one to post. I think that I finally have one, so here goes. Looking back on your life, would you relive your life when you were younger or stay where you are now? This isn't complicated and doesn't require any brain power on anyones part. Just think about your life and be honest. Thanks I wasn't asking if you would change your life, just if you would relive that part of your life. I got some really good answers, but seemed like i got some answers from some that people took it the wrong way. so just to clarify this, not asking you to change your life, but would you relive a certain point in your life?

Mumping Around
If you don't see me hanging around much on here for the next couple of weeks it is because I am Mumping around lol Statistically speaking it's impossible for me to get them, according to my doc but Mother Nature is known for doing her own thing and proved my doc and the statistics wrong so here I am woozy as hell, swollen jowls and sore throat..... But if you are in dire need to see me hanging out here then take a peek in albums.... wish you all well and hope that if you haven't had them you never get them!!!! TTYS..... Kisses and MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm when I'm better.....

Mum Part One
I sit here looking at empty bottles and foil paper; ashtrays are full of joint butts and fags. The smell is harsh and I see the smoke lingering in the air around me, this is not the life I wanted nor the life did I ask for. She lays slumped on the couch, her eyes with dark circles around them; she look’s a fucking mess. I look at her yellow fingers hanging over the side while she sleeps like a baby, yet again she had drunk herself into a stupor, pouring alcohol in her body like water, smoking dope like it had gone out of fashion, flirting with young men as if she was sixteen again, it’s all a fucking joke. The house is a shit tip, and mum doesn’t even know it, the washing is like mount Everest and she doesn’t even know it, the washing up is piled high and she doesn’t even know that either but what can u do?. Night after night it’s loud music and idol laughing, men making dirty passes at my mum, groping her body like a trophy, making her feel good( so she thinks). Mum never used t

Mum Part Two
I wake up with a headache it throbbed and I began to realize how mum felt, but that was all self inflicted. Different curtains surround the window and the bed I lay in isn’t mine, clothes are scattered all over the floor and I realize that something is not right. My hands hold my hair and I sit wondering what the fucking hell happened, how the hell did I end up here? I notice a bruise around my wrist and start to think the worst, “Hello” I look up to find a strange man staring at me. “Holly fucking shit, and who the fucking hell are you” and I wait “Don’t worry nothing happened, I found you last night, you had drank a little too much, so I brought you back” I look down at my wrist and look back at him. “That wasn’t me, u stumbled and fell” he handed me a gown while my clothes dried, I felt so stupid and childish, I felt like my mum. “Nothing is going right” and I start to cry “Oh please don’t cry, not good when girls cry” and I watch. He seemed so normal so human, he wasn’t li

Mum Part Three
Life before all this was so different, mum always took me to the park or we’d spend time together. I always believed I was the only child but felt there was something missing. The way mum slowly went down hill spelt it out for me, drinking was normal but soon came the crack and dope. Some nights we would sit together listening to the radio making fun of the song of singing together, but not anymore. Mum was like a blank sheet of paper with nothing on it, everything that was written was now erased, including me. She had no memory of me, not even when she was sober back in the old days she couldn’t remember me. Every night I felt I like screaming at her, trying to make her see sense but I knew that wouldn’t work, I wanted her to love me again but that would never happen again either, even to remember who I was would make me smile but hey can’t fucking have it all. She was now a selfish cold blooded women, living on drink and crack trying to make herself a better life, pretending th

Mum Part Four
The air is fresh and cool, birds are singing and the sky is blue. People are out walking dogs or jogging before work, but me I am thinking, thinking what is best for me, what is right for me? “Hello again” I look around to find the kind stranger “Oh hello” trying not to show my embarrassment, after the last time we met. “Morning walk good for the lungs, you ok?” and he sits beside me. “I don’t know really, don’t know what I’m thinking right now” I wipe the tear that slowly falls down my face, trying not to show my pain and frustration. “Have you had breakfast yet? There’s a really good café down the road, would you like to join me?” and he smiles “I’m not hungry to be honest” and I smile back “Ok then, how about a coffee, on me”? And he rattles the change in his pocket. “Sounds good” and I give a little laugh. We talked about all different things from hair to weather; we laughed and laughed until we cried. The café was just down the road; I could smell the smoothness of th

Mum Part Five
I run back upstairs and tend to mum; she lays there soaking her weak muscles and old body. “Hi mum, feeling better?” but she doesn’t say much, she just smiles. Picking up the flannel and soap I start to clean and wash mum, while cleaning her I listen for the knock. There is a knock from downstairs and I run leaving mum alone, opening the door I find the kind stranger standing outside with a bag. “Please come in” and I hold open the door while he steps inside. “So this is where you live? Came as fast has I could” I was so happy to see him; I took his bag and placed it down by the stairs. His jacket I hung up on the peg behind the door. “She’s upstairs right now, I left her in the bath, but she is in a bad way” and he looked at me rather confusingly. “What do you mean a bad way?” “Her body is covered in bruises, bites, burn marks and scratches she doesn’t even know where she is” I held my stomach tight as it turned faster. “Lets go and clean her up, dress her and try to feed

Mum Part Six
Two people were brought back together and I wondered where I fitted into this, I watch mum turn and call me over, we all sit together and It feel’s like a family. Mum looks at me and I look at her we are bound together like a mother and daughter should be, but now it was time for mother and children to be bound together. “My little girl who is all grown up now, you don’t need to take the strain no more for your brother is here. Give me your hands and let me bind you together so that peace can be brought into everyone’s lives, let yourselves learn to love one another and be part of each other, if not for yourselves then for me” Mum wipes my face has I cry tears of pure emotion, emotion which was very hard to describe and hold on to. We sit here embracing one another each bound to the other, giving mum what she wanted from the start. It was going to be a long road for mum’s recovery but she had to do it for herself. As I held on to his hand I begin to realize that we are a family tha

Mum Part Seven
I watch him go outside and light a fag, something still didn’t fit it didn’t make sense as to why he would just leave like he did. The night was drawing in and I was getting tired, I said goodnight to everyone and listen before going to bed. “Why didn’t you tell her mum? Why didn’t you tell her the truth? I didn’t just leave did I?” “That is the past now son, just leave it now” I sit there listening to every word they spoke waiting for the truth to finally come out. “I never meant to hit you that day mum, I was so angry with dad for being such an asshole. I had to make you see sense somehow, and hitting you was the only way. Said I would never do it again and I haven’t, but someone has to tell her, she needs to know.” I see mum look at him and shake her head, “No one tells her do you understand, this matter is never to be brought up again.” I run to my room before mum comes upstairs. Quickly I jump into bed and wait for mum to sleep before going back downstairs. Getting out of

Mum Regarding Phone Sex
Just so you know, I personally know that having phone sex, while in a relationship, is a form of cheating. I posted the mum because I was curious what other people thought about it. I've talked with many people on here who see nothing wrong with it, and most of them are married. Assumptions, as well as rude comments, were made assuming that I'm stupid and that it's something I think is okay. FOR THE RECORD, I DO NOT THINK IT'S OKAY TO ENGAGE IN PHONE SEX, OR ANY FORM OF SEX, WHILE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Mum Removed
had a little mum contest idea today, it was removed. Most folks seemed to be having fun with it. Now I can't post a mum. Anyone know the deal here? Appreciate it...still kinda new here. It was for a hand bra contest.

Mum Rant
You know, There is nothing I hate more on this site than Mums that continually ask the same damned thing. God forbid that you actually look at a NSFW mum. NO origional thought going on there what so ever. Make a comment to communicate that fact and the Poster of the mum takes it as a personal attack. Get the fuck over it!! Went to a particular mum regarding the possibility of FUBAR having a messenger on the lines of YAHOO or AIM. The comments left actually drove me crazy. WHY you may ask?? Because several people there commented like they were 15 year old thugs from the hood! We have all seen this before.....posers who THINK they're from the hood when they're really just out there in suburbia living the good life. To see GROWN ADULTS (30 and older, no less) typing like they were a "gangsta" just irks me to no end. We all learned basic english in grade school. is it too much to expect that people would at least communicate in the written language taht was taught to us in sc

Mum Responders
I've been reading some responses to some of the posted mumms. Most of what I have read seems to have nothing to do with the question posted. Instead, the replies tend to bring out the self centeredness of the mumm responders. I am 57 yrs. of age. Is it my age that has me seeing younger generations as very out of touch with the ability to be real, or is it me that is failing to keep up with the times and adjust to the cavalier attitude that seems to be taking over? I wonder!

Mums Legs!!!!
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy." "So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears. At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven." Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mum almost died this morning." Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!" "Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mu

Mums....
ALL MY MUMS ARE GOING TO BE BIG GEEK QUESTIONS FROM NOW ON. DON'T CARE ABOUT ISSUES ANYMORE. OR THE DRAMA, JUST GOING TO HAVE FUN AND FUCK AROUND AND HAVE PEOPLE ARGUE OVER FUNNY ISSUES. SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, PLEASE TAKE ME OFF YOUR LISTS. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL P.S. NEKKID.

Mums
I posted a MUM Monday on here. My Mum was saying thanks to all the members on here that are serving our Country. i didn't say anything disrespectful to any member on this site. I was called profane names, heard all kinds of bashing of our military etc. I got a PM from the staff saying my mum had been removed because it was offensive an NSW etc. I replyed as to what I sad or did that made it offensive. Something isn't right where you can't defend your self an some low life can be profane and say things about members that are nice people an nothing is said or done to them. If, I'm wrong here, maybe, I should leave. Comments in kind Chris

Mums
okay people on the subject of my mums they are only for points I'm not really lazy i cant be i got a 18 month old baby and live with her and 4 grown men who don't pick up after themselves and only two of these people do their own laundry i do the rest i also cook for all these people and the people they bring home were constantly having people over and anything quick makes it easier on me u try living with this many grown men one of them is my fiance and one is his dad and the other two are his step bro and friend but they are more like kids than men so u try living with 4 men who don't clean and a kid who gets into everything u will try to think of ways to make things easier on your self trust me oh did i mention all our floors are linoleum and the guys all ways come home with mud all over them cause of their work so i sweep and mop all the time oh and plus i do alot of the paperwork for their company so ummm yeah dont judge till u know everything

Mums And My Friends
Well I hope my last mum did not offend any of my friends. I knew it would get a lot of responce, just did not expect such nastness from people it offended. The whole basis of it was to pick up some points and see what other people thought about the subject. I got the idea from a dating site where it was a woman that runs the site that talked about the subject. She kind of went by a truth in advertising point to it and that was what I was trying to get across with the subject. For anyone on my friends list that I offended it was not intended to do that .

Mum's
ok i just read a mum about should stupid ppl be aloud to breed. well ijust have to say someting on that subject. yes stupid ppl get on my last nerve but so do ppl who judge. take it from someone who has been judged as being stupid a few times because i'm blonde and have a high voice and i tend to ignore asshole's who think that about me. well i think it's just funnier than hell to slam them know it alls and just show them who is the stupid one . and this from a women when she went to collage had a 3.5 gpa and not a 4.0 only because i went to class hungover to often and lol i can't spell.so stop judging others by yourself. so next time you want to know if stupid ppl should be aloud to breed. use a condom next time you have sex and you will have your answer . thank's from sweet little me

Mums
you no what its pretty funny alot of jackass in the mums that try to start a internet fight its really old and its really pointless and if ur going to make fun of me becuse i cant spell if my life depends on me then do so wont hurt me that jsut means iam way better then you so dont go being all butt hurt if ur asking someone to be str8 up blunt and that can keep it real if you dont like what i say in the mums dont listen dont so how fucking stupid you really are by comeing to my page downrateing me then blocking me thats very much acting like a kid please act ur age if you cant do so then remove ur self from me i might be a nice guy but i wont think again before riping ur head off belive me i still got the bad boy in me i just dont show it like i use too

Mums
You know, I have allowed myself to check out several mums these past few days and I have to tell you....I am loosing hope for the human race if mum's are ANY indication of what people REALLY think about. They're either NSFW or they're about the absolute STUPIDEST questions I have ever seen!! "Should I hae my tubes tied"?? "Should I buy a couch with my tax return"?? "Should I wax my ass"?? WTF, people?? Are you really telling me that you are unable to make this kind of decision without setting up a poll and getting other's opinions?? ESPECIALLY opinions from people you don't know....and I'm pretty damned sure that they don't have your best intrests at heart. Absolutely pathetic!! It's shit like this that makes me want to throw the whole lot out in front of a bus in a vain attempt to actually SAVE the human race from mass extinction due to STUPIDITY!! Think I'll go have some coffee now.....

Mum's Love
Mum's love When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long. When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called. When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor. When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked her by coloring the dining table. When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by plopping into the nearest. When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!" When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by thorwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window. When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap. When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even b

Mums Birthday
As sunday draws near i can feel the tears . the tears sliding down my face .. i can feel the pain of losing her all over again .. finding out the day that she was gone .. there didnt seem much to live for .. i know a part of me died with her .. a part of me got buried with her . 6 feet under ... once those eyes closed for the last time i lost a part of my soul .. and yet life forced me to go on . to go on for my daughter , my brothers and sisters .. and i hurt like nothing you would beleive .. hurt like nothing words can describe .. and the pain is there now .. but ive kept going on .. i was 21 when she died . there were so many things that i wanted to do for her and so many things i wanted to show to her ... so many adventures i i wanted to take with her .. and the day she went away all those dreams ended ... all those dreams washed away .. im a motherless child now .. wandering through my life with out the guidance i would have had from her .. wondering though loike a little girl yet

A Mum Trigured This Memory / Me About My Succuideattempts . Im Trying To Let Those Know Its Not Attention We Seek Its Deep Depression And Hitting T
deep Depression and hitting bottom feeling Numb not wanting to feel at all. it hasnt anything to do with attention.. read learn plz... I was succidial at one time in my life well actually 3 times ..See I did first atempt and failed , then went tried again and failed. both time s I came out of it with family watching me ; close cause I was in a deep depression . But weeks went by and my life keep crumbling and my kids were taken away . I was lost devastated . Hit bottom I Feft like I had nothing and was nothing so I took 200 or more prectripton drugs > after 40 min or 50 min. I passed out my family found me called ambulance , Parametics can tried to talk to me revive me , I was all out of it they found bottles and ask my family how many pills were in them ,and so on. I dont remeber much it was hazy . I was put an IV and heart monitor and such machines on me . my heart beat failling fast they said . rushed me in to Er room . I was out . Dr,s came in did what ever they did , I

Mum Teaches Her Son Proper Sex
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Mum Update
Just thought i'd drop a line to let you know the latest. My mum's wounds are healing well after the removal of half her lung and some lymph nodes to remove her lung cancer. She still has pain but that is getting better with time. She has now started chemotherapy and this will continue for 2 week blocks then 2 weeks off and go on for 4 - 6 months. We are really hoping she won't be as ill with this chemo as she was when she had chemo for her breast cancer. Please say a prayer for her to come through this as easily as possible. A huge thank you to you, i really appreciate all your support ((hugs)) Love Lin x

Mum Update ......
Hi I hope you had a great weekend and your week is off to a great start. I went with mum to the hospital today to get the results of her MRI scan. Great news!! The cancer has all gone!It hasn't spread anywhere, so she doesn't have to have any more treatment! They did say that there is one lymph node that couldn't be removed with the other couple that had some cancer cells in it when she had her surgery. So mum will have to go for scans and checks every 4 months. But the prognosis is positive!! They also said her brain scan was clear, so no leisions. They think the paralysis in her arm and hand was due to the chemo and now she isn't having any treatment the feeling and use should come back completely over time!! Thank you so much for all your words of comfort and support over the last months, it's been a very difficult time for me and my family.Your friendship and support means so much to me. Hugs Linda xx

"munchies" Song Lyrics
"Munchies" by K.L.Scott, 1/91 It's 3 in the morning and we're going to the store We ate all of the munchies and we're going to get some more So we jump into my cruiser and take a stellar leap and end up in the parking lot of the local Sheetz .......there's a chick behind the counter .......there's a chick behind the counter .......there's a chick behind the counter .......there's a chick behind the counter There's a chick behind the counter and she's givin' me the eye I say "I wanna taco", she says "Come 'round to this side" So we step into the backroom and I whip out my big bag I get her all smoked up, but Shit!, she's on the rag .......now we get up to the counter .......now we get up to the counter ........now we get up to the counter ........now we get up to the counter Now we get up to the counter and we fix our killer-dogs Then grab a pack of phillies and we fade into the fog We go back to the party and we stumble through the door But we ate all of the

Munching Carpet
Dedicated to you I hope Eating pussy well involves more than just your tongue and her pussy too. It involves the rest of her, and a certain attitude you project to your woman. The attitude is simple, so we'll tackle that first. Some guys have the attitude that once she's wet, she's ready, and they move on to intercourse. This misses the point. The point isn't to "get her ready", but rather, to give her pleasure. If you have an attitude that says to a woman "I want to make you feel good", she'll enjoy it more, and what you spend in time and effort on her, she'll return to you later. This brings us to "how do I do it?" Simple. Do anything that comes to mind, but without hurrying. Take your time and tease. Don't rush her to an orgasm. If you've already buried your tongue between her legs, then begin thinking about other parts of your bodies. Use your hands. While you're there, your hands can caress her thighs, calves, feet (if she's not ticklish), or her stomach, sides, belly,

Munchkins Get A Star On Walk Of Fame
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Almost 70 years after "The Wizard of Oz" premiered at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, a few of the film's Munchkins made a grand entrance there Tuesday to receive a collective star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Seven of the surviving actors who played the inhabitants of Munchkinland in the 1939 classic attended the ceremony, arriving in a horse-drawn carriage and trailed by a marching band. A yellow carpet, resembling the film's yellow brick road, led them to the stage. One tap-danced, and another sang. "We love you; you have touched our hearts," former Munchkin Mickey Carroll, 88, told the crowd. Carroll was joined by former Munchkin colleagues Ruth Duccini, Jerry Maren, Margaret Pellegrini, Meinhardt Raabe, Karl Slover and Clarence Swensen. "I'm as proud today as my mother would have been," said Joey Luft, the son of Judy Garland. Garland, who played the movie's wide-eyed orphan, Dorothy Gale, died of a drug overdose in 1969. Carroll was one of more t

Munchkin Land
Ok i hate to have to ruin every girls thought of the Wizard of Oz but fuck it I gotta tell it the way a guy would be thinking it, and im just the right guy to tell it.So to put it simple why would three guys with one girl be looking for a brain, heart and courage when I know they would be trying to get that pussy.I mean come on ladies you know a guy dont need brains to fuck are dicks do the thinking by then and a heart you definately know we dont have to love you to fuck you and lastly courage haaa i mean come on its only pussy dont be scuuuuuured.Let it be known that next time you come across munchkin land ask to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of cock.

69 Munch--plz Help
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Munchausen Disorder
Munchausen by Internet: Faking Death Online 81 rate or flag this page By becauseilive Written by: Jaclyn Popola With the advent of the Internet there came an insurgence of new and unlimited possibilities--you can connect with loved ones across the world in the blink of an eye, meet new people, join communities. But there also came a whole new set of problems, too--internet predators stalking underage children, online scams bilking people out of their hard earned money, message boards dedicated to encouraging anorexia and so forth. Munchausen by Internet is one of these disorders. Regular Munchausen syndrome is a psychiatric disorder in which those affected feign disease, illness, or psychological trauma in order to draw attention or sympathy to themselves; Munchausen syndrome by proxy is a type of abuse in which a caregiver feigns or induces an illness in a person under their care, in order to attract attention, sympathy, or to fill other emotional needs. Munchausen by I

Mundane
“The shepherds went back to their fields and flocks, glorifying and praising God for what the angels had told them, and because they had seen the child, just as the angel had said.” (Luke 2:20 NLT) Since it’s the New Year, you may be wondering why we’re meditating on another Christmas verse. I delayed this devotional until today for the simple reason that most of us are now returning to the routine of life after celebrating the birth of Jesus. We’re back in the office; we’re back at school; we’re back to whatever we normally do. Notice that the shepherds did the same thing. God sent them a message through his heavenly host, and they found the baby Jesus in a manager, just as the angel said they would. They marveled at God and knew they’d been blessed to see the Messiah’s arrival. But they also returned to their fields and flocks. They returned with an energized faith, glorifying and praising God. But they still returned to their fields and flocks. That’s because God

Munich Remembered
Munich remembered England's team honour the Munich air disaster victims A period of silence for the victims of the Munich air disaster was observed before England's friendly against Switzerland at Wembley. Earlier, a minute's silence took place at Old Trafford at 1504 GMT, timed to coincide with the moment of the crash 50 years ago when 23 peope were killed. There was a simultaneous service at the crash site in Germany. A period of silence also took place at the home games involving Northern Ireland and Wales. Eight Manchester United players were killed in the crash and the service at Old Trafford saw Sir Bobby Charlton - one of the survivors - present. A thousand people were also inside Old Trafford's Manchester Suite for the memorial service, with many more outside on Sir Matt Busby Way where a clock commemorates the events of 6 February, 1958. The ceremony was led by United's club chaplain the Reverend John Boyers and included speeches by Charlton and H

Municipal Honey Dippers
Municipal Honey Dippers were at work this Wednesday morning. Lefting the manhole cover and checking for something. I heard the bang as I sat at this monitor and lo and behold three looking in the sewer line for something. Popular is Antifreeze or Engine Coolant but also Ammonia and it's residue from some private manufacturing. They did not appear to be Municipal or State. The tie of Erin and Doctor Rosenbloom? Why do I ask? Simple, Erin could just be lost in work but I picked up something different. Who knows ya know, Human weakness and such but Doctor The Cure circa 1970. 9/9/01 was the destruction of a Laboratory in S CA, the contents but not the building. How dumb I thought. Most likely private contractors because the agencies do not make such a mistake, I hope? Cure to everything was destroyed using what is common for highly Classified Material. Key was everything even paper clips and the ashes it self was completely destroyed. That was a Sunday. Doctor Nichols how about a respo

Município Organiza Abertura Oficial Do Natal
Está marcada para próxima quinta-feira, dia 29, às 18 horas, a abertura oficial do Natal em Barra Mansa. O evento acontece na Praça da Liberdade, no Centro e contará com a participação da Banda Sinfônica do Projeto Música nas Escolas. A decoração natalina com material reciclado é tradição no município, conforme reforça o prefeito Zé Renato. “Como todos os anos, vamos inaugurar a decoração natalina do Projeto Sonho de Natal e o acendimento das luzes da árvore de 11 metros. Toda a decoração é feita com garrafas pet. Além de decorar a cidade, o projeto tem um cunho social e ambiental muito grande”, ressaltou o prefeito. Além da decoração, a população vai poder visitar a Casa do Papai Noel. No local, as crianças poderão tirar fotos com o ‘bom velhinho’ e se divertir bastante. Para a decoração da cidade foram usadas cerca de 120 mil garrafas PET em enfeites como sinos-natal enfeites, bolas, laços, estrelas, guirlandas, cajados, flores e a árvore de 11met

~m~ Unplugged
For those who can notice such things, these walls must roar in echo of sentences never spoken, and other ungodly expressions never exclaimed into the stale air, this perpetual stench, indecisive' sweat impregnated in eiderdown, oak and leather. Amateur Hour recorded rhetoric’s whispers past failures back at us. Not that I listen anyway my focus strained to your voice and your voice alone. I knew you would choose your blues for this karaoke kick with too much care. It is open night on spit, and the mike that is my perception, erect, anticipating your growl and grip, is primed for action. Satisfaction is a deep throat grunt of passing thresholds unknown to science. And I wait, I wait I god damn piously wait for you to stop talking... ...and start speaking. You own the words... you carry them like nitro, locked in a Pandora's Box, suppressed to oblivion and shame. But as tangible as your name. Words you could never commit to runes linked - they woul

MuỐn TỒn TẠi, CÔng ĐoÀn ViỆt Nam CẦn PhẢi TỰ ĐỔi MỚi ChÍnh MÌnh !
I.1/Vấn đề cơ bản của tổ chức công đoàn Việt Nam hiện nay là làm thế nào để công đoàn thực sự là tổ chức của giai cấp công nhân và ngườI lao động, đại diện, bảo vệ có hiệu quả các quyền, lợi ích của công nhân lao động. Đó cũng là vấn đề thuộc bản chất, chức năng “bẩm sinh” của tổ chức công đoàn. Nghiên cứu tổ chức công đoàn, theo chúng tôi, cũng phải từ thực trạng tổ chức, bộ máy, phương thức, cơ chế hoạt động công đoàn Việt Nam hiện nay, nếu chỉ từ quan điểm nhận thức trong cơ chế của hệ t

Muntari Between Polly And I Would Also Like To Further Consider
Barcelona Come ! Adelman let it be : AC Milan 2-0 win like you then kick Allegri also mentioned : "I want to qualify from this group is not simple , the result against Barcelona is very important . Neymar to join Barca make more powerful, because he is one of the world's best players .Wholesale Liverpool jersey Barcelona's play style is also changed, they have more offensive way with the Barcelona game has been very exciting , they are the world 's most powerful clubs . " Due to injury , starting 11 Allegri is not much choice , he told the media: "There is no doubt that Amelia would become the starting goalkeeper , De Jong did not play Saturday and Philippe Mexes will be starting .Wholesale AC Milan jersey Muntari between Polly and I would also like to further consider , by contrast , Muntari is the first choice , although Polly Saturday performance is very good , but he came off the bench as good . Nocerino also may debut it depends on the state of that time Muntari Kaka sentiment h

M-up Game Before The European C
KLAGENFURT, Austria -- Artur Sobiechs first international goal gave Poland a 1-0 win over Latvia on Tuesday in the co-hosts first warm-up game before the European championship. The Hannover striker came on as a substitute for the final 33 minutes and scored with a header from a left-wing cross by Kamil Grosicki in the 81st. Poland coach Franciszek Smuda rested several key players, including the teams top scorer Robert Lewandowski of Borussia Dortmund. Poland dominated possession but created few dangerous chances. Defender Marcin Wasilewski missed the teams best chance in the first half when his header hit the post. Latvia, which failed to qualify for the European championships, came close after two minutes when unmarked striker Artjoms Rudnevs forced Poland goalkeeper Lukasz Fabianski into a diving safe. Later, Fabianski denied Latvia midfielder Ivans Lukjanovs a goal by pushing his curling 20-meter shot over the crossbar. Poland had its first effort on target after 20 minu

The Muppet Personality Quiz
You Are Animal A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts. You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary. But you sure can beat a good drum. "Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

Muppet Personality Test...
You Are Gonzo the Great "Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me." You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention. The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt. You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test

Muppets
You Are Scooter Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick. You're always willing to lend a helping hand. In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going. "15 seconds to showtime!" The Muppet Personality Test

Muppet Personality
Blame Scotty for these! I do. :) You Are Miss Piggy A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test

The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Gonzo the Great "Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me." You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention. The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt. You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test

The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Rowlf the Dog Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents. You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe. A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven. "My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test

Muppets And Monkeys
Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: "I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?". Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours". ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about". Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring Services Caller

Muppets
You Are Kermit Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know. You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems. Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green. Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test

Muppet Personality
You Are Rowlf the Dog Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents. You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe. A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven. "My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test

The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Fozzie Bear "Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but you always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

Muppets Day
So of course its Monday so Hugh and I decided it should be National be a Muppet Character Day..... Hence I'm beaker. There has been overwhelming favour to be a Muppet so if you could please advice us in a comment on who you are then nobody will pick doubles... Also if you would like we are allowing for sesame street characters.... Thank you from the dorks, Swedish Chef and Beaker

Murales, Galerías Al Aire Libre
Si se trata de colores, entretenimiento y educación, la ciudad de los Ángeles se pinta sola, con una gran Galería de Arte y gratuita abierta al público todos los días horloge murale pas cher . Se trata de más de 2.000 murales that Plasman la cultura, Costumbre e Historia de los latinos y otras ethnies et une salle de Estados Unidos. Solo en el este de Los Ángeles y Boyle Heights se encuentran unos 200 Murales that describen la historia chicana, la lucha por los derechos de los inmigrantes en este país, su historia de inmigración y hasta la revolución e independencia de los Mexicanos. "Pas de tenemos that salir tan lejos, sino caminar los vecindarios de Los Ángeles y ver that tenemos la riqueza del arte a la vuelta de la esquina", dés Isabel Rojas-Williams, Directora ejecutiva de Los Angeles Conservancy murale, una organización that lucha por la restauración de estas obras. La calle Cesar Chavez, Soto, Indiana y el boulevard Olympique tienen muchas de estas obras. Para personas Muc

Murder
I find no shame in knowing I am bad I know this is some sort of fad In the good ole US of A I will screw up someones life today I walk down the streets With my 2 feet I got a gun in my pocket I am out to kill someone today This will be the day I repay everyone doing me wrong This is the day I will take my fathers anger out on the young I will take my gun and aim for a head I will fire off Then shoot myself in the head I walk alone and no one by my side I am a murder, killer an absent mind I will watch their brains splatter as I shoot I hope it is a mother with a child in her arms There is one right there before me I walk up with horror on my mind Tonight ma'am is your time I aim the gun I look around no fear in this body Just they fear the sound The mother looks in horror at me with one last plea SHe asks please pray with me Tonight is the night that will end my time I look at her She looks at me I hold the gun so close to her dream She gets down on a k

The Murder Of My Duck
been tryin to figure out what has happened to 2 of my ducks and today i found out. my neighbors dog murdered another one of my ducks and im not happy this has happened. im tired of dogs killing my anaimals and im going to get revenge after telling my neighor what has happened. the dog is still trying to get back there and get the remaining 6. so far raising ducks is expensive. the original duck i rescued at the shelter was killed 2 weeks ago, body never found but now i know this dog took it, the 2nd duck i rescued at shelter, same faith. i found 4 more ducks at a different shelter and well, 3 hours later, 3 flew away and the remaining one died 4 months later from i suspect dog bites. so thats 4 ducks this dog has killed and will bring it up with neighbor. i got 2 more ducks at a duck farm, the male died two months later and still got the female. back in may i got 6 more ducks but they were 3 weeks old and now their big as u can see on my pic tab. so out of the 14 ducks i had, 6 re

A Murdered Child, A Pain Without End
The murder of Emily Keyes on Wednesday was rough on Tom Mauser. Every school shooting brings back painful memories, but this one was so close, and so many of the images from Platte Canyon High School were familiar, it made the crime particularly awful. "The helicopters, the kids running from the school, the buses, the parents waiting for their kids at another school ... "Obviously there have been other school shootings since Columbine, but this one was especially difficult," said the father of Columbine shooting victim Daniel Mauser. Seven years later, he can be back in that moment in a heartbeat. "The first stage is just the shock," Mauser said of the process of coping with something no parent should have to face. "People would use words like 'the incident.' I always hated that word. Or they would call it 'the massacre' or 'the tragedy.' Face it, it's a murder. They were murdered," he said. And that word "has such a heavy connotation to it." Part of that connotation is tha

Murder Trial Begins This Week
Murder trial begins this week By BRAD KELLAR Herald-Banner Staff Trial is scheduled to begin this week for one of three suspects charged in connection with a Quinlan-area murder in June of last year. Cory Joe Locke is also facing charges of aggravated robbery, aggravated kidnapping and burglary. Jury selection is set for 9 a.m. Monday in the 354th District Court. Locke is the first of three suspects indicted for murder involving the death of Michael Patrick Bates to face trial. Locke has also been indicted by the Hunt County grand jury on the aggravated kidnapping and aggravated robbery charges, involving incidents which authorities claim occurred the same day as the murder. A conviction on any of the indictments and Locke could be facing a maximum punishment of up to life in prison. Locke has also been indicted in connection with the alleged burglary of Bates’ residence. He has pleaded not guilty to all counts. Bates, 43, died as the result of a gunshot wound

Murder-weapon
My score on The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test: Sawn-off Shotgun(You scored 52% Gore Tolerance, 46% Guile, 47% Sadism, and 52% Phys. Strength!)Yes, a cheap shotgun, a few rounds of shot, and a hacksaw, utilized appropriately, should provide a prosaic recipe for the deed to come. It's not a particularly creative method, but it does possess a certain twisted, brutish elegance... Link: The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Murder Weapon Test
My score on The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test: Resurrection Machine(You scored 84% Gore Tolerance, 58% Guile, 72% Sadism, and 75% Phys. Strength!)It's hard to imagine any mode of execution that would necessitate your herculean strength, yet at the same time excersize your aptitude for subterfuge *and* express your generosity with the gift of lingering pain! And we mustn't fail to consider your substantial bloodlust. One simple solution is to obtain for yourself a 'resurrection machine'... one that will allow you to slay your victim in one manner, then to bring the victim back to life so as to leverage the variegated excesses of your nature through another means of death... and so on, until your needs and abilities have been explored to full satisfaction. Link: The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Murderer On The Run
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room. The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!" "Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."

Murder In (your Hometown)
You opened it!!!! Good Luck! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:20 pm tommorow, it could be anywere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life. If you break this chain u will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 66 yrs. post this within 13 mins. Repost with -- murder in (your hometown)

Murders In Boston This Year
THIS IS ALL THE MURDERS IN BOSTON THIS YEAR... November 07, 2006 Two men shot; one dies (THIS ONE WAS PIGGY) 11 Hamlet St. 21:11 One pronounced dead at the scene; the other taken to a local hospital in critical condition November 04, 2006 Shot to death 36 Georgia St. 00:11 Victim pronounced dead at the scene of a gunshot wound.... November 02, 2006 Domestic dispute turns fatal 75 Armandine St. 09:11 Niles J. Reavis, 41, of Dorchester, to be charged with the murder of Sandra Reavis, 39, of Dorchester.... October 28, 2006 Dismembered body found in two neighborhoods 95 Hollingsworth St. 16:10 Brian Lee accused of killing, dismembering his father, then dumping his head, arms and legs in Roxbury.... October 26, 2006 Stabbed to death 177 Harold St. 20:10 Man pronounced dead at the scene.... October 22, 2006 Multiple gunshot wounds prove fatal 3118 Washington St. 00:10 Man found in rear of building; taken to Brigham and Women's Hospital, pronounced dead.... October 16, 2006 Man found shot to

Murder In My City
This is truly a sad day for us in New Orleans. The killing must stop. When beautiful, sweet human beings are being ruthlessly killed it is time for something to be done. Anyone who knew Helen Hill loved her, she was truly one of the kindest people I have ever met. Her and her husband gave new orleans so much in their artistic and charitable efforts. Thank goodness Dr. Paul, her husband, survived. Helen was ruthlessly shot in the neck and killed at 5:30 in the a.m. and Paul shot 3 times while protecting their 2 year old in their Marigny home. Noone should have to suffer this shit. It is pointless and oh so cruel. Where is the police force? New Orleans is struggling everybody, the hurricane fucked our city up good. Every time we think things are getting better, something like this happens to snuff out the light in our souls. If anything, just please think of our city and voice out to everyone, apathy is also a killer. For more on this sad story please go to www.nola. com it is on the f

Murder I Wrote - Halifax
Listen to me cause I'm not faking This time it's real and I can't take it Hold me gently cause I might fall apart There were no bullets so stop searching The cause is you and all your making Stop pretending that you're innocent Cause now I remember that... I saw you with the murder weapon You see me as an enemy Choke on your tongue as you pray that this is all just a dream And fall before me I'm down but I can still comprehend How this broken two step dance went You shot me I couldn't remember who told me what you were after I'm seeing red now, the world is blurry Tonight will be my last for turning How does it feel to know Cause now I remember that... I saw you with the murder weapon You see me as an enemy Choke on your tongue as you pray that this is all just a dream And fall before me I'm on a search for the arsonist Who set me ablaze and thought they'd escape Put me out, put me out I'm begging Make your move, you know I'm waiting My strength

Murder ( A Must Read )
Murder Please lets take a seat while you justify your actions to me wait let me explain you say but why you got to cheat we start screaming plate's start flying you start right back up denying i fall to my knees i cant take no more god please i want a divorce i say at the top of my lungs we were married to young i was only 17 now you got a gun i see from the corner of my eye you kiss your child goodnight and say mommy just fell she'll be alright you grab me by the hair i was scared you push me to my knees and you say my kids are not leaving me but i cry and i cry harder hoping this dilemma doesn't effect my baby daughter she's only 3 shes so innocent she needs mommy to kiss her knees when she scrapes or bleeds yelling back and forth i get off my knees i say god forgive me please i grab a gun he says b your gonna die if you don't slide it aside i say i rather die then my kids live a life of lies with you cause daddy's a murder and raven saw it with

Murder Or Sucide ? You Decide
This story that I'm saying, it happened & its true.. she couldn't live without him bet he knew it too. He was her friend and used to calm her fears She knew him since childhood for almost sixteen years. All was fine with them everything was going cool one day he just stopped talking and she ended up the fool. All she wanted of him was just to be her friend but he doesn't care how can her heart mend ? She begged him everyday everyday for a whole year, "please talk to me my friend i cant do without you here" He turned a deaf ear to her he ignored all her cries, she was all so caught up In a world full of lies. She had no option She really had no hope, He was gone & wont be back this fact she couldn't cope. One day she sat & reminisced of her childhood days of joy, when they used to play together a little girl & a little boy. A single tear escaped her eye followed by a million more Her heart was so broken her soul was hurting sore.. S

Murder Of An Innocent Heart
Murder of an Innocent Heart It’s time to conclude this charade, I can no longer pretend.. A heart is so fragile, I owe mine the opportunity to mend.. I was blind to your abuse, I wanted so much to believe.. You’d never do me harm, you weren’t capable to deceive.. Yet the evidence was clear, even through your alibi’s disguise.. I still seized the possibility we could somehow compromise.. But I realize love cannot be manipulated to be as you desire.. It’s impossible to ignite passion, without a spark to kindle the fire.. So I must bid farewell, to start rebuilding my world torn apart.. A lifetime dedicated to erase your memory from my delicate heart.. This agony will remain forever a scar upon my very existence.. Of damage you caused so mercilessly, murdering my innocence.. Original Poem of The one and only Eli

Murdering Iowa
by Dr. William Pierce To most people statistics don't have much meaning. They're just numbers. Tell people that 50 years ago 90 per cent of the citizens of the United States were White, that today only 70 per cent are White, and that 50 years hence less than half the U.S. population will be White, and it doesn't move most of them. They can't remember what it was like 50 years ago, when the United States was unquestionably a White man's country, and they don't have enough imagination to visualize what it will be like when Whites are a minority and are completely at the mercy of Blacks, Asians, mestizos, and Jews. Tell most people about this trend toward a darker and darker America, and they will just shrug. They don't see how America's changing demographics will affect what they can buy at the mall or watch on television. What is happening to America is happening so slowly that they aren't alarmed. That's most people. In a few places in America, however, the changes are occurring

"murder Grounds"theres No Place Like Home!
My meat hooks rip into your flesh and the blood starts to flow..draped acrossed your neck like a crimson curtain on a broadway show...I make you sing and dance for me as I torture you with all my sins..and listen too your howls and whimpers..as the metal peirces skin... Your pain is so unbarible it starts to turn me on..when you scream I smile with glee.then I begin to moan,I break your bones and orgasm..Until your life is gone..I am the wolf you are the sheep..and now your corpse is cold..

The Murderer " Indicative Of My Passion For Love"
"A good Saturday." it was to be that day. the day I heard of her unfaithfulness and her crime, When she killed me in my pity, when she killed me in my prime. With firey anger, I somehow remained calm--- All my yearning for her was emptied from my heart and not filled. How can I redeem our love, from the evil-willed? And after being pushed aside, I am to be kind. But they killed me in my kindness, in thier madness and thier blindness and they killed me from behind. There is sobbing in eye's, caused by her wrongs. And a long silence where we stand; but in her weeping. I bare an iron hand, I must beware of her weeping.--- cause what they've done they do not understand. As I lie in my own blood;--- The Lord in my face. they killed me,yet I'm to be the forgiver?--- The avenger takes my place, the avenger takes her from me. 'cause it was her I could not set free. Those in righteousness would not do such a thing. they would do as God would call them to. And my

Murder.
Your breaking all hearts but your own. You suffocate me I cannot lie. I cannot hide that my heart falls when I see you. Something in me turns to murder. Your faking I start to see. My heart falls when I see you.. Open your eyes and see right through After all this time.. Now run with one less by your side. I believe in promises Do you believe in trust? Run with one less by your side. You'll burn this bridge. ( I hope you die ) Every time. (Living that lie ) I thought you meant the words you said. I thought you cared for me. Why can't you see. How could it have been so easy to turn your back, and fuck all your friends. Your tears are not going to wash this one away. The whispering of lies. But will you still reflect on what we had, and all of the potential?

3 Murders!!!!
The reason there are 3 ghosts in my house is because 5 years ago before me, my husband and son moved in 3 people died here....The neighbors told me that the father came home one night and snapped....He strangled his wife in the master bathroom which that is my bathroom now....He stabbed his little 4 year old girl to death in her bedroom he stabbed her over 60 times that is the room my little girl stays in now....She wasn't even born when we moved in she is 2 years old now....The father then went into the room which now belongs to my son and blew his brains out there....There was a son too but they never found a trace of him in the house or on the property he was 6 years old....This is why my house is haunted and why I am having so many encounters....These spirits never crossed over they are still in my house!!!!

Murder Me
Kill me, Jump Me, End my life like I care, Take this gun and shoot me, Don’t look, Don’t Stop, Just murder me, Just end my life tonight, As I no longer care, Or dare to speak of his name, Or cry out his name in vein, Murder me, Murder me here, Just end it now, End my suffering, Make it go away, Just help me from feeling this rage inside of me bursting to get out, Please kill me here, Take this knife and murder me.

Murderer Gets Honored By "christians"?! Wtf!!!
On July 29, 1994 Presbyterian minister Paul Hill murdered Dr. John Britton because he was performing abortions on women. Hill also killed Britton’s bodyguard, James Barrett and seriously wounded June Barrett. The murders occurred outside of an abortion clinic in Pensacola, Florida. On September 3, 2003 Hill was executed by the State of Florida and became a martyr and hero to religious fanatics. Paul Hill now has his own memorial website and there was a Paul Hill tour on the first anniversary of his death. You could retrace Paul’s steps as he killed two other human beings – just like Jesus would have done! Neato! Now it's three years later - how do you top something that creepy? Well, the religious freaks have figured it out. And they are even being honored for it. We have stacks of information about those worthy of consideration for Theocrat of the Week. But this week Our Distinguished Panel of Judges did not get far down the pile when they recognized the winners and stopped t

"murder," She Wrote Before Scribbling, "and Suicide."
Okay. So, my other dispatcher tells me today that there is no code 5, but the moment that bit of stupidity flowed from her lips, she proceeded to define code 5. I can't be the only one who sees the contradiction in defining something that doesn't exist. Just for your 10-43, code 5 does exist and can be defined as the following: dead and/or not alive. That bit aside, I had my first house burn completely to the ground. Fortunately, it was an abandoned home. No occupants helped with the whole no injuries bit. Always a good thing... Rounding out my evening was a nice little first for me. My very first all out gruesome murder. How 'bout that? Add to that the fact that this was a murder with a suicide following suit and you have yet another first for my list. First jazz aside, I was so detached during this call. I heard myself methodically asking questions and giving instructions, but it was as if I was just a fly on the wall. Not that I can fly, mind you. I particularly

Murdered Salvation
Worth more dead than alive Eternal sleep is my heaven The permanent sanctuary under the soil Undisturbed in this lifeless, silence Leave me to rot in sorrow. Six feet under Worm food and fertilizer Nothing to satisfy my hunger. Rejected by Heaven and Hell both Neither alive nor dead Flesh and blood, buried deep Beyond the means Of any strong mortal's reach. Deemed with crushed ambition The glass is already rusty Blood dried up and long wasted Memories crawling seeping through Me inside and out. An empty shell without a soul Lost and found is the updated status Of my so-called salvation Although did not we obtain it sooner Or is there really such a circumstance That can save or damn my Soul that has already been murdered By the leeches of the church.

Murder
Murder Written By: Nikki J. Murray 01/10/06 The day is dark, the night is cold. Her lips are red, her words untold. Slip away, to nothing known The hole is deep, the coffin sewn The lock is broke, the secrets keep In eternity they will sleep Ssh...the silence dripped a whisper Slain by love, Casanova kissed her. Bear the blade in her heart In her eyes he saw depart. Betraying suitor, unsuspected Still her death is undetected.

Murder
swallow your tongue, cause the way i mutilate you, i'm far from done no shackels, you can run, i play hostel for fun i know you see the gun, but i aint gonna shoot you, more like eastern european execute you your startin to realize death suits you, i'm fittin you with knife strokes like genjitsu aint no karte kid, i just hit you, sounds of foot steps as i walk away, from where your body lay smashed cranium, come hail em away, dead carcases on sale today, get use to death cause your here to stay massacre my prey, initiated into enfixiated, more bodies then hits, i got btk tryin to jack my dick more trippy then hippie, block mentality manson, with more amsterdam gutter, i make em all suffer sufficate, duck em with tape, i leave no traces, nor faces, ditch em in unknown places you can fucc with me, but i'm humble, coked out dr. giggles on the struggle i'm the cannibal of my jungle, no more depression, so i can leave more of ah impression but it's my intention to make

Murder Of Innocence
only black light shows on the scene today only a black heart knows how to feel this way i cannot see or speak of those hidden things in return ill keep everything it brings murder of innocence killing of the kind keeping life at bay blind eye in the mind ive severed ties with you once again im back i feel the hate you keep slipping through the crack calling on my faith it is crushing you leaving all behind and the things you do murder of innocence killing of the mind blinding those who see killer of your kind

Murdock...you Fired!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jette Date: 11 Sep 2007, 17:41 Thanks: lil piggyDate: 11 Sep 2007, 17:30Why is it that everything you get your hands on goes to shit. This is myspace. Before you took control, everything ran relatively smooth.Every week, something on this sight seems to be fucked up.Last week, bulletins wouldn't post.This week...they're running behind??? Six hours behind???Go back to fucking up the news...it's what your good at.Give MySpace back to those who know how to run it...the people.Murdock....YOUR FIRED!!!!And Fuck You too TOM!!!Sorry...I've had another dose of Methyl Bromide today, not feeling very well.

Murder Trial!
Well today is he first day of the trial for the accused murderer(s) of my husband! I am excited and scared all at the same time! I just want to see that Justice is served! So far I have been to all the other important court appointments, and the preliminary was pretty rough, but this is going to be in more detail, more witnesses to what has happened, and just all around hard! I have to do this for my husband, my children and even myself! One day my children are going to be asking me what exactlly happened to thier Dad and I want to be able to tell them! I will keep a journal on things and never show it to anybody but them when they get older! wish me luck all, and I'mm sure I will be blogging about this later!

Murderous Evidence
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY! LEMME COMMENTS... YOU KNOW I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM! HEEHEE PEACE & LOVE, BEG Murderous Evidence Feverishly I stab over and over again, Gripping the knife firmly in my hand. Pieces of flesh ripping apart, Somewhere surely I’ll find a heart. Amazed I look around at the floor, Slimy guts and innards galore. In a frenzy I stab the eyes, The mouth and nose, my next surprise. In horror & shock I slowly stand, With the dripping knife still in my hand. With murderous evidence all over my dress, I must now clean up this pumpkin mess!!! Copyright 2006 Shari BOO!!!!

The Murder Of Crows
THE MURDER OF CROWS (FLOCK OF CROWS) THE MURDER OF CROWS (FLOCK OF CROWS) magnify PEOPLE ARE LIKE GRASS THEM COME AND GO CHOICES ARE THE SAME LIKE THE SHAFTS THE GOOD AND BAD LIFE CONTINUES HERE AND THE AFTER I AM FOR EVER ETERNAL CHOICES ARE THE SAME HERE IN THIS LIFE COLORS FADE LOVE LIGHT TURNS TO DARK THE EVENING DUST BECOMES DAWN NIGHT IS MY LIGHT CHOICES ARE LIKE ENEMIES HERE FOR A MOMENT AND THERE LIGHT HAS GONE YOU HAVE COME YOUR DISBELIEVE IS MOST FOUL YOUR DISRESPECT OF HIGH RENOWN HERE I AM GOD HERE IS WHERE MY REIGN IS I WAS HERE IN THE BEGINNING I SHALL BE HERE IN THE END YOUR INCANTATION ARE TRIVIAL YOUR INTERMEDIATES AND FALSE UNDERSTANDINGS SHOW THEMSELVES THROW A SMOKEY GLASS OF BURG ANDY WINE ALL WILL COME MANY WILL FALL REMEMBER ALL I AM MEPHTOMEIN GOD OF THIS REALM AND MANY I HAVE MANY NAMES

Murder!!!
Murder!!! This time i'm gonna rip off your fuckin faces This time im gonna spread body parts in different places There will be blood coming down, pouring like rain covering the streets as i scream out my pain personal hell burning away at my soul turning my heart into an empty black hole hate and murder start to fill the void gripping the knife as i become annoyed by all the bullshit and drama life brings listen close as this devil sings wanting your flesh wanting your blood drowning your soul with sin in one big flood for the torture will never again stop until your body bleeds its one last drop

The Murder
Murder of the Butterfly By me In the silence I hear soft and convicting The scream of a butterfly loud and unnerving Caught in a gossamer web layered with dew The spider advances and the terror is new The scream of a butterfly is painfully raw With the sound of an angel, burning in hell No sirens come,no flashing lights, just a spider and a scream Then silence comes and now I know, its just natures vicious game The Murder of a butterfly……. Mrrcp2007

Murdered By Mumia
Are you familiar with the legal case of Mumia Abu-Jamal? It is a great likelihood that you are, especially if you are from Philly or its environs. Otherwise, you may have heard of it insofar that he is was a "prominent journalist" "accused" of murdering a police officer and is now a "political prisoner" due to many alleged corruptions and conspiracies within the legal system. The real story is that he murdered a Philadelphia police officer, named Danny Faulkner, in cold blood on Dec. 9, 1981. He was convicted by a jury of his peers in 1982 and sentenced to death. Ever since then he has been held up as the poster boy for the anti-death penalty movement even though he has never offered any alternate explanation of the events of 12/9/81 and many members of the movement do not know the facts of his case. Misinformation and spin has propelled Mumia to a status of folk hero and "political prisoner" (San Francisco celebrated Mumia Abu-Jamal Day and Paris has named a street after him).

"murder"
I quickly tire of hearing you scream As I glare at you my eyes beam Soon you do not know but will be dead And will regret every word you said As I stab you, the knife I twist I will feel the death I have long missed Deep down you know that you deserved it And I am the one who has reserved it This gift I give you, I hand you with pleasure And this memory I will forever treasure

Murderer
San Francisco police are looking for the person who stabbed a dog to death and dumped the body in the Bayview. Investigators say Pogo, a 7-month-old puppy, disappeared at Ocean Beach last week. Volunteers with Grateful Dog Rescue posted fliers offering a reward for the return of the dog -- who only had three legs. His body was found in an industrial part of the Bayview on Tuesday morning. Investigators said the puppy died after someone stabbed him several times. "Someone actually took the time out to stab this dog, which raises our red flag to the highest level because we have someone out there who brutally killed this dog," Lt. Le-Ellis Brown with San Francisco Animal Care and Control said. San Francisco Animal Care and Control is offering a $2,000 reward for information leading to an arrest. Animal Care & Control (415) 554-6364 1200 15th St, San Francisco, CA

Murderdolls - 197666
In 197666 I was born a bastard and a son of a bitch And I’m sick, sick motherfucker sick In 197666 I nailed a G.I. Joe to a crucifix And I’m sick, sick motherfucker sick [pre-chorus] I don’t wanna commit suicide I just wanna commit a homicide Oh yeah, that’s what I am [chorus] 76 born a son of a bitch 76 born a son of a bitch Oh yeah, that’s what I am In 197666 I had a porno mag inside my crib And I’m sick, sick motherfucker sick In 197666 I killed an animal rights activist Because animals ain’t go no rights that’s right [pre-chorus, chorus]

Murderdolls - B Movie Scream Queen
Another dead girl on the tube She’s my Lilly Munster crawling from her tomb Dark black circles around her eyes Cold dead lips and a crooked spine She’s the living dead, she’s a ghoulish fiend She’s the deadest girl of my dreams Loving her is like a lobotomy A late night creature feature starring you and me [pre-chorus] She’s evil as she wants to be She’s evil and she’s meant for me [chorus] She’s a B-movie scream queen My monster girl on the screen She’s a B-Movie scream queen Oh yeah, oh no Welcome to my nightmare, face down in the dirt The bride of Frankenstein, in a mini-skirt And where she’s going they don’t know But it’s going direct to video Smile for the camera, open up your eyes My monster girl’s too dead to die She’s evil walking on the silver screen She scares me to death but that’s what I need [pre-chorus, chorus] My Morticia, the one for me My Lilly Munster, pale as can be My Vampira, my wicked bitch My Elvira, getting so lovesick [pre-chorus,

Murderdolls - Dead In Hollywood
Hey Frankenstein, what’s on your mind? Hey dracula, I heard you suck Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes Come steal my brain Fritz And take it to Dr. Frankenstein [pre-chorus] Well you can knock on ed wood But it won’t do you no good No, no, no, no good Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates? Hey Leatherface, remove my… face Hey Tall Man, just take my hand And lead me to your red planet [pre-chorus] [chorus] You’re so dead in, dead in Hollywood Dead, you’re so dead in, dead in Hollywood D.E.A.D. that’s how I wanna be [pre-chorus, chorus] Whoa, dead in Hollywood Whoa, dead in Hollywood Whoa, dead in Hollywood Whoa

Murderdolls - Die My Bride
Well I'd rather cut you than the wedding cake And your bloody guts on my rented tux and I do, I do, I do wanna kill you 'Til death do us part, I'll tear us apart Now I kiss your cold dead lips And I dip my chips in the blood that drips And I smear the cake right in your face Let your god take you to a better place [pre-chorus] Well I loved you to death Well I loved you to death [chorus] Die, die, die Die my bride And all you ever meant to me was absolutely nothing And with this ring now I be wed Don't wanna kiss you bitch Wanna mash your head [pre-chorus/chorus]

Murderdolls - Dressed To Deepress
I got a snotty nose I got nappy hair My mommy don’t love me And my daddy don’t care, NO! My sister’s a slut And my brother’s a drunk And I’m standing in the mirror now Getting myself all dressed up Everything’s okay At least that’s what they say One foot in the gutter The other’s in the drain Punch the clock I’m your slave For the rest of my life 12 hours a day No future, no way I was born to lose but that’s okay Dressed to, dressed to depress You couldn’t ask for anything less Dressed to, dressed to depress My whole life is a fucked up mess Dressed to, dressed to depress You couldn’t ask for anything less Dressed to, dressed to depress My whole life is fucked up Dressed to, dressed to depress You couldn’t ask for anything less Dressed to, dressed to depress My whole life is a fucked up mess Dressed to, dressed to depress You couldn’t ask for anything less Dressed to, dressed to depress My whole life is a fucked up mess

Murderdolls - Grave Robbing U.s.a
Well I come from the planet beyond the stars Looking for some human body parts I’m gonna pull your body from your grave Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A. And I’m riding around in my black starship Looking for some crypts to kick I’m gonna pull your body from your grave Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A. [chorus] And I’m graverobbing U.S.A. And I’m graverobbing U.S.A. And I’m digging up the dead today Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A. [announcer] Necrophilliac creatures of evil Invade the planet Earth On a macabre cosmic mission To dig up the dead Back in the summer of 76 I would dig up bodies to play with And my favorite part was the brain Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A. And I wish I may, I wish I might Find me a cold dead corpse tonight I’m gonna pull your body from your grave Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A. [chorus]

Murderdolls - Kill Miss America
I wanna be a fucking prize winning drag queen With the platform boots and the tombstone looks I want the whole world to hate me With the bolts on my neck and the gun in my dress Tonight I’m the prettiest zombie alive I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive And I don’t care what it takes I’m gonna win the prize I’m gonna kill Miss America Kill Miss America Kill Miss America Kill Miss America, yeah, yeah, yeah I want you to spit when you see me And if you don’t I’m gonna spit on you I love it when they hate me And when I win I’m gonna rub it in Tonight I’m the prettiest zombie alive I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive And I don’t care what it takes I’m gonna win the prize I’m gonna kill Miss America Kill Miss America Kill Miss America Kill Miss America, yeah, yeah, yeah I got murder on my mind Ten seconds till death tonight Mama’s little baby’s gonna die, die, die I’ll cut her throat and take what’s mine (insert scream here) I’m gonna kill Miss America Kil

Murderdolls - Let's Go To War
I'm the motherfucking wrench Thrown in the gears Everything was great 'til I got here I'm a bad guy inside and out Put your faith in me and I'll spit it out And I admit I'm a basketcase With lipstick smeared across my face Cocked and loaded, can't shut me up Blame it on the music to cover it up (chorus) Hey stupid don't suck your thumb Take your diaper off and put your helmet on Destroy 'til there is no more Put your helmet on, lets go to war Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go Some things are better left unsaid, But I'd like to see a bullet in your head Charge the damage to my card And I'll see you on the graveyard boulevard. Have a boot to the face, it's on me Hard to talk shit with no fucking teeth Spit 'em out, spit 'em out all in a row So pucker up sucker, here's one for the road (chorus) (Lead: Tripp) Shut your face and open your eyes Your whole fucking life was a lie And everything that you stood for Just had it's ass kicked out the door Well I am

Murderdolls - Love At First Fright
When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered And I knew it was love, true love All the things you said and did to your mom I knew you were the only one, the only one for me [pre-chorus] Go and call the priest so he can exorcize me Be my ghoul tonight… [chorus] Regan it was love at first fright, first fright Love at first fright, first fright Regan it was love at first fright, first fright Love at first fright, first fright I’d love it if you’d spin your head for me Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green, So beautifully Across your stomach it said “HELP ME” I gotta know will you marry me Captain Howdy [(pre-chorus, chorus) x2] When I saw you piss on the rug, My heart fluttered And I knew it was love, true love And on your stomach it says “HELP ME” I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy

Murderdolls - Motherfucker I Don't Care
I hate your voice and I hate your face Exterminate you from the human race Life’s a joke and the joke is on you Hey you, it’s true, you suck, fuck you I hope and pray every day I’ll get the news that you passed away So take your life and turn it off Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off [chorus] I don’t care, motherfucker I don’t care I don’t care motherfucker Suicides the only choice for you To see you dead would be a dream come true Slit your wrist and show God who’s boss Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off Why don’t you do the whole world a favor Connect your throat to the nearest razor Or do you need it spelled out for you Well F.U.CK.Y.O.U. [chorus] x 2 Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker [chorus] x 2 Fuck you mother fucker x 8

Murderdolls - People Hate Me!
I'm wretched, I'm infested, rejected and infected I'm a loser, I'm a winner, a born-again sinner Cut my throat and watch me bleed, addicted tragedy And I hate you and you hate me So stand in line motherfuckers don't waste my time [pre-chorus] See me in the headlines Manipulate your simple minds So put your hands up and praise I'm your god and you're my slave [chorus] And people hate me, cause I'm better than you And people hate me And that's the motherfucking truth People hate me and you can all fuck off I'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful, I'm God I'm a hooker, I'm your priest I'm you brand new disease I'm Satan with distortion, your overdue abortion And now I'm singing out of key, the God of your T.V. And all you children will worship me So give me drugs, your bitches, and your S.T.D's [pre-chorus/chorus] I'm wicked and addicted, middle-finger double-fisted I'm neurotic drug-induced and chemically abused Cut my throat and watch me bleed Addicted tragedy An

Murderdolls - She Was A Teenage Zombie
Don’t know what I’m feeling or what I should say On how my life changed The day I stumbled on her grave Not a necrophilliac, I guess I was bored I just love to spend my Time with a fresh embalmed corpse Of course [chorus] She was a teenage zombie She was a teenage corpse She was a teenage zombie Drop dead gorgeous that’s for sure I took her to the movies And I took her to the park I took her in the back-seat And that’s where she stole my heart And then I walked her home From our postmortem date She took me by the hand and we danced upon her grave [chorus]

Murderdolls - Slit My Wrist
Paranormal chicken geek Drugged up superstar fiend Genderbending galactic freak Sci-fi lobotomy Exorcism, circumcision Horrifying gruesome scene Bloodsuckers, a motherfucking Brain dead neurotic fiend [chorus] Sick, get sick on this you motherfuckers make me Wanna slit my wrist Sick, so sick of this i wanna slit my wrists! A basketcase stitched-up face Be all you can be Chiller, killer, monster thriller Trigger happy zombie Radiation, masturbation Infect the other human beings Supersonic, chronic, vomit Barbed wire cock ring [chorus]x2 Murder, murder Murder, murder, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. Murder, murder, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. Murder, murder, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. Murder, murder, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. [chorus]

Murderdolls - White Wedding ( Billy Idol Cover )
Hey little sister what have you done? Hey little sister who's the only one? Hey little sister who's your superman? Hey little sister who's the one you want? Hey little sister SHOT GUN! And its a nice day to start again Come on And it's a nice day for a white wedding And it's a nice day to start again Hey little sister what have you done? Hey little sister who's the only one? Well I've been away for so long I've been away for so long I've let you cope for so long And it's a nice day to start again Come on And it's a nice day for a white wedding And it's a nice day to start again (Solo) Alright Take me back home again And there's nothing fair in this world And there's nothing pure in this world Look for something left of this....(Scream) Start again! Come on! Its a nice day for a white wedding And its a nice day to start again Alright Its a nice day to start again

Murdered Because They Where White And These Thugs Simply Wanted To Kill A White Person
http://www.newsnet14.com/2009/01/thug-aspiring-to-be-college-student-kills-teacher/ Thug Aspiring To Be College Student Kills Teacher Sean Ellenberger, 39 of St. Petersburg, Florida, was mugged and shot to death by a group of black thugs. Ellenberger, who had a concealed carry permit, drew his own gun and shot back, killing the gunman. Police have apprehended one of two accomplices and charged him with two counts of murder. Notice how the St. Petersburg Times article pretends like it was a mystery why they mugged at shot the innocent white school teacher. Imagine what they would say if the races were reversed. The same newspaper would be screaming that it was a racially motivated murder. However, since it was a white guy murdered by blacks, the paper and downplays the race of the victim. Why is the St. Petersburg Times censoring aspects of the crime? To put it simply, three black thugs attacked and murdered this man because they simply wanted to kill a white person. Preg

Murder Of The Butterfly
Murder of the Butterfly By me In the silence I hear soft and convicting The scream of a butterfly loud and unnerving Caught in a gossamer web layered with dew The spider advances and the terror is new The scream of a butterfly is painfully raw With the sound of an angel, burning in hell No sirens come, no flashing lights, just a spider and a scream Then silence comes and now I know, its just natures vicious game The Murder of a butterfly……. Mrrcp2007

Murder On Main Street
She can be dove She Can make love like a hurricane She can steal your heart But you won't even remember it happening You know that she's a star You know that she is far from innocent She'll keep you on the edge And you'll be beggin' for oblivion When you see that smile Don't look her in the eye She's gonna make you scream It's just one more.... One more murder on main street You'll swear that you can fly You'll see the face of God when she starts to moan There's pleasure in her pain You swear you felt the flame when she's in your soul Don't look her in the eye When you see that smile She's gonna make you scream It's just one more.... One more murder on main street Now you can see forever Now you can feel the heat unleashed You can hear an angel weep You can taste the sweet sweet release When you see that smile Boy don't look her in the eye She's gonna make you scream It's just one more... One more murder on main stre

Murder At Wal-mart Must Read!!!
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed. A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proc

Murder - In Thought- Better Than Masturbation
The next time someone makes you angry, and I mean so angry that you'd rather tare out you're fucking eyeballs instead of being this angry, I want you to try something. Murder that person in your mind. I'm not sure if you are or aren't familiar with Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, the person who wrote it was Johenen Vasquez, the same guy who wrote and drew Invader Zim. If you happen to be at your local Barnes and Nobles or Hot Topic you may be able to find that literature (if you're interested). If you buy the whole comic series in one book, on the inside of the cover there's a couple of paragraphs about murdering someone in your mind. It has to be the easiest, most stress relieving activity you do with your mind other than thinking about sex. If you're not sure what I mean I'll paint a recent picture for you. So the other day I was attacked by blog piranas, it was a very interesting experience, that had never happened to me before and I yielded a crap load of responses. T

Murderess
I wrote this song for Susan Smith. I bin working on it in my head for probably ten years, and it all came together in a flash...FYI- This is the bitch that drowned her kids in the lake by rolling the car into the water... They were interfering with her love life... ( to the tune of AMERICA the Beautiful) Oh Susan Smith, a woman with Two kids, high libido Strap them inside, go for a ride' To the landing she did go... Oh Susan Smitch, you little witch, Hell has a place for she.... Who'd drown her brood "Cause motherhood Did not agree with thee!!!!

Murder By Death- Killbot2000
This song is kind of weird, but it's pretty intense so i like it. "A smell like cigarettes drifts softly through the vents, The room is filling up with smoke and little bodies Tell all the boys and girls from school To keep breaking all the rules To show their parents that they're individuals Datura flakes off from your lips You've lost the swagger in your hips Your eyes are turning blue to gray Your skin feels soft and sagging down Your arms drag across the ground with each step you take And they fall from the jungle gyms And they fall and piss away each night Among the sound of bodies crawling round the room I can smell their flesh on everything left in this room Chalk and scattered crayons on empty desks For weeks finding clumps of unwashed hair caught between the vents blowing Carry their little bodies to the cemetary so gently Oh carry their little bodies to the cemetary so gently Please don't let their necks crook towards the ground" Like i said,

Murder
What would be the best way to off a 4 year old? I just opened a fresh bottle of Smart Water....my ridiculous addiction...whilst I was peeing she took a swig off the new bottle after eating pringles. So now there are all kinds of floaties in my water...Grr. It was my last bottle...

Murder
Life is living through hell shit ain't well I fail disease that is sickning is tickin. I'm as angry aggravatis per verve fetish. Life for me ain't nothin worth then a dispurse of what is worse. Lit wit acid fuse used long with abused. In a world where my mind is not where to be. fheelin lost confuzed dazed in this dark space of no place fheel likin my life is a mystery. Everytime i wake up shit round me ain't so fhuckin clearly. It's dreary everyone waitin to fhuckin threat or kill me but why cuz there jealous I'm murderous if ya try to get close slittin all of ur throats. Rich cats smack 'em in the head with bats cuz they ain't worth not a dayum shit to me. Check my last shit i'll murder you in a horroriflicus 360 I murder like esham was my last my favorite jam. I'm seemin to never take shit no more my mind thought plauged filled with hate/paranoia. Havin strange weird dreams where i'm somewhere else. Different place no like of taste misface fheelin between useless & a waste. Thoughts

Murder Potion
Listen up ya'll I got a little story to tellStraight out the pierced lips of RazakelSince I came out the womb mama knew I wasn't quite rightDaddy was a minister I was never good enough in his eyesSo I stayed up late at night with my voodoo dolls and black candlesHexing and cursing and casting evil spellsStarted touching myself and fantasizing about the DevilStarted sinning left and right so when I died I could burn in HellMama could tell she got scared and told daddyThey pulled me out of my room, sat me down and started askin'Why are you so evil and why do you blasphemeBecause I hate your God and I'm possessed you seeThe Devil fucks me in my sleep and in my dreamsWhen I orgasm he strangles me and says I'm his wicked queenCome here and take a sip of my murder potionFeel the effects and put your hate in motionPoisoning your brain sayin' God's name in vainI'm a plague, I'm here to stay and I'ma sin every fuckin' dayDouble, double, toil and troubleFire burn and caldron bubbleWith the eye o

Murder Mitten Mixtape Free Download!
FREE MURDER MITTEN MIXTAPE DOWNLOAD! (Click image below to begin download Click the artist name to go to their myspace page Track Listing:01. Intro02. Take It To The Trunk (Real Renegadez)03. Weed Smoke (O-Villainz)04. Came 2 Party (K-Squeez)05. Man Of My Word (Ghost, K-Squeez)06. I'm Me (C4)07. Speedin' (Ghost, Shortchange, Vishiss, K-Squeez)08. They Ain't Ready (O-Villainz)09. Trials And Tribulations (Kontroversey)10. Gotta Get This (K-Squeez)11. Rap-A-Holix 101 (O-Villainz)12. Roll (Ghost)13. Crank That (C4)14. Whats The Deal (Ghost, Frank Nitty)15. Addicted (K-Squeez)16. Do You Remember (Kontroversey)17. Never Back Down (Ghost, Uneasy)18. We Ride (Real Renegadez)

The Murdering Heart
Down on my knees I beg you back I beg you back into my life for one final chance for one final chance to feel the loveI once had so long ago You shy away from my touch you can barely look at me I fall to the floor so lost and confused Blood smeared on my face you cry tears of joy for no longer are you broken, no longer are you alone ,you have found your place in this world and in her arms.I have fallen from grace in your eyes and shall love no more. My maggot filled heart lay in pieces on the floor as I watch helplessly from afar your soul was once tarnished and bruised but as she picks you up in her arms and takes you away in her warm embrace, you welcome her love,embrace her security and trust for once again you feel whole .You have found passion again and have broken the mold that once was encrusted in our lives.You are no more alone, no more are you a broken little boy.You look upon me once more but only as a broken down soul not as the woman you used to love and cherish but only

Murder Soul
Murdered Soul Murder Soul The snow had fallen.. I walked among boxes. As I try to approach the window to watch the flakes fall I stumbled..What was this feeling I felt.. Had the cold entered the house or had I turned cold..I hear my heart beat..It pounded against my chest as if it was trying to hammer its way out.. Had I failed my heart or was I just imagining this.. I felt a tear drop on my cheek.. It slowly fell to my chin. I wiped it away with the back of my hand. Only to discover it was not only one tear but many.. I didn’t want this. I could hear the voice tell me.. Why was I doing it? I tried to make sense of my thoughts. I was killing someone. With my own self destruction. I was murdering a beautiful soul. I knew my heart was protesting yearning me to listen more closely. It was to late I was beyond reason. I needed to follow through. He approached me..”Are you sure” his head fell and he sighe

Murder Merry Go Round
A sea of crowsBlot out the sun.Searching for death.My time has come.They circle above-A murder merry go round.I guess I'm playingThe part of carnival clown.A painted on smile-I wear as my mask.Appearing so happyIs the most difficult task.I dont want to feelLike this anymore.So I pick up my knifeAnd watch the blood start to pour.One more self medicatedMoment of peace.Till my awareness of pains existence Finally begins to cease.I've got to get away-Hide in my insanity.I've got to cut away-All this pain.

Murder
So, two days ago a cop came to my work at 3 30 am, asking if I heard any gun sounds. To which I said no, since I was deep in my slumber. Several people reported multiple gun shots, so they were askin around. In the morning, they found a body in someone's driveway, 1.3 miles from my hotel. First murder in that area in over 60 years. Then tonite I had a buncha drama with a drunk bitch who left her shit in her buddy's car, and he didnt wanna open the door to let her in and pick it up. Since he was passed out dead, and his door was on a bolt, there was no way to get in. The bitch was drunk, horrible, and it was clear why the dude wanted to get rid of her. She left her walllet in his car, and couldnt pay for an extra room away from him cause she didnt have it on her. After I saw her in a surveilance camera pissing in a dumspter in a back housekeeping room, I saw her walk by. She went into the parking lot, after telling me her sob story and crying like crazy. At that point, I calle

Murder In Florida
I have been following a court case In which my adopted mothers cousin was murdered in Florida. Her name is Stephanie and as the story goes a guy did not like what she was doing so he shot her at point blank range in the head and killed her. The man that did it turned himself in and confessed to the crime. The family waited months for the case to go to trial. It went to trial the original charges were 2nd degree murder which got dropped to 2nd degree manslaughter, It was turned over to the jury on 1/23/2012 they came back with a verdict on 1/25/2012. This guy was found not guilty, go figure he confesses to murder and gets found not guilty of it. This is how it was placed on facebook to let the family know how the verdict came out. So the justice system has failed again if anyone wants to get away with murder just come to Florida. It seems like they get everyone off for it, there will be no legal justice for Stephanie. I guess that is why the street people have started t

Murderer!!
So my kiddos have decided that they want to camp out...on the front porch. I know they won't last, lol. A pizza delivery truck just went down the street. My oldest freaked out and covered up with the blankets. My youngest told hiim, "It's just a Husson's truck". My oldest then said...."Maybe it's a murderer!!!". I give them an hour......at most, lmao.

Murder Of The Majestic
Was written in 2012 when I was asked to write a rondou poem in my creative writing class. Or maybe this was supposed to be a sonnet... I don't remember. I'll probably check it out after I post to see which it was. Oh, and I love wolves which is where my inspiration came from. A wolf howls at the dark, lonely skies-a statement to the world about his fate.A wolf runs free to save his life from lies.Killing without a cause, desperate to win,humans are no longer friends of the Earth.Armed to the brim, they want animal skin.They do not know what a wolf's life is worth.If they would only open their eyes,they would see just how majestic they are.The next generation of wolf pups criesas the wolf's body is thrown into the car.A wolf howls to the sweet morning sky,Lamenting to his pack the final good-bye.

Murdered Navy Seal Was Obama Gun Control Foe
Chris Kyle involved in program to arm school teachers Paul Joseph Watson Infowars.com February 4, 2013 Murdered Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, gunned down at point-blank range in Texas this past weekend, was emerging as a prominent gun control critic – working to place armed guards in schools in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook massacre. VIDEO HERE In one of his last interviews just two weeks before his death, Kyle told Guns.com that he was against Obama’s gun control agenda, warning that any attempt to confiscate firearms could end disastrously. “I’ve talked to a bunch of cops and secret service guys and they aren’t going to go to anyone’s house, especially if they have guns they don’t want to be knocking on doors,” said the best-selling author of “American Sniper”. Kyle added that his company, Craft International, was involved in working with schools in Texas to hire armed guards and off-duty police officers as a respon

Murder Linked To Mating For Life!!
Murder is the main reason why humans and other primates mate for life, according to scientists. Infanticide was the key driving force that caused us to evolve into a monogamous species, it is claimed. Males of some animals, including lions and brown bears, kill the young of unrelated females to improve mating opportunities. The practice arises when females nursing slowly developing and vulnerable young are forced to delay further conception. [Henry VIII was a 'serial monogamist' says TV historian] Monogamy both provides extra protection for the infant and, by sharing the burden of care, shortens the period of infant dependency. Females are then able to reproduce more quickly, and can afford to have more costly young that mature slowly. A long childhood appears to be necessary for growing a large brain, making monogamy distinctly advantageous to humans. It could explain why, uniquely among primates, humans have both a very long childhood and mothers who reproduce quickly. [W

Murered Brother
WELL I JUST FOUND OUT A FEW DAYS AGO THAT THE BROTHER I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR, FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS HAS JUST RECETLY BEEN MURDERED BY SOME DRUG CARTEL OR TE COPS THERE IN MEXICO AND LEFT TO DIE IN SOME HOLE IN THE GROUND. I KNOW HE WAS INTO SOME BAD STUFF BUT HES STILL IS MY BROTHER AND I LOVE HIM. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO FEEL...IM JUST NUMB! WHY IS MY FAMILY PLAGED BY SO MUCH DEATH! NOW, I HAVE LOST A SON, A HUSBAND AND NOW A BROTHER...THIS SHIT SUX AND IM UPSET AT THE WHOLE WORLD RIGHT NOW. THANX FOR LISTENING MON FIRE

Muric Hengda Hole Cards Instead Of Wallace Nor Can Ruin Bayern
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The Murky World Of High Fructose Corn Syrup
By Linda Joyce Forristal, CCP, MTA Think of sugar and you think of sugar cane or beets. Extraction of sugar from sugar cane spurred the colonization of the New World. Extraction of sugar from beets was developed during the time of Napoleon so that the French could have sugar in spite of the English trading blockade. Nobody thinks of sugar when they see a field of corn. Most of us would be surprised to learn that the larger percentage of sweeteners used in processed food comes from corn, not sugar cane or beets. The process for making the sweetener high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) out of corn was developed in the 1970s. Use of HFCS grew rapidly, from less than three million short tons in 1980 to almost 8 million short tons in 1995. During the late 1990s, use of sugar actually declined as it was eclipsed by HFCS. Today Americans consume more HFCS than sugar. High-fructose corn syrup (HFCS) is produced by processing corn starch to yield glucose, and then processing the glucose

Murmurs And Groans ...grrrrrrr
Hold me close let me feel your temptation I’ll snuggle in your warmth breathing your scent Your eyes so wanting they penetrate my soul Mine so needing silent messages being sent Sensuality resonates in your accented voice You whisper your hunger so softly in my ear The inflection I hear tells me all that I need The emotional flames lick wildly and sear Desiring your fervid and yearning touch As I feel your fingertips my body undress You move along slowly and set me alight And your lips upon mine urgently impress Candle light flickers as we dance our desires In that moment of frenzy inhibitions unknown Clothes strewn, discarded like a pile of rubble Bodies glistening in this no temperate zone Murmurs and groans as hands move adroitly Shadows splayed upon ivory coloured walls Silence bespeaks as we savour arousal Gracefully entangled, we upon cotton sheets fall Heaving and sighing, you fathom the depths The drive within us almost relentl

Murmur,sex,sex,sex.....
Sex, as they harshly call it, I fell into this morning at ten o'clock, a drizzling hour of traffic and wet newspapers. I thought of him who yesterday clearly didn't turn me to a hot field ready for plowing, and longing for that young man pierced me to the roots bathing every vein, etc. All day he appears to me touchingly desirable, a prize one could wreck one's peace for. I'd call it love if love didn't take so many years but lust too is a jewel a sweet flower and what pure happiness to know all our high-toned questions breed in a lively animal. 2 That "old last act"! And yet sometimes all seem post coitum triste and I a mere bystander. Somebody else is going off, getting shot to the moon. Or, a moon-race! Split seconds after my opposite number lands I make it -- we lie fainting together at a crater-edge heavy as mercury in our moonsuits till he speaks in a different language yet one I've picked up through cultural exchanges... we murmur the f

Mur Murs
mur murs in this twilight whispers of content sipping amber fragrant wahing away longing in colbalt midnight sessions of fancy disbelife a wonder of displacement treasure chest of new emotion in mur mur's of this twilight my soul is in your hand you touching deely i come as you command...

Murmurs In The Breeze
When I walk the meadow, Searching for rainbow's end, The colors in the distance Bring voices on the wind. And there amid the flowers, I listen without a sigh: The spirits of the Ancients Echo their hearts reply. Sacred Murmurs on the breeze, What would you say to me, If I became the rainbow, Or the standing tree? Would you ask me to listen, Or add my voice to yours? Becoming a Guardian Spirit Of these acient woods. Jamie Sams If you can imagine, you can learn to understand the viewpoints of other life forms. Imagining how it feels to be another part of nature is a good exercise. It broadens our perspective and sometimes allows us to hear the viewpoints of our relations in the natural world. Touching these living things through your feelings is always very healing.

Murmur, Mumble
More x-rated, this one was written the same day as "Crow Caw, Owl Hoot". As perhaps is obvious by the style. It is, however, rather short. I pondered lengthening it (that's what SHE said), but nothing quite worked. Murmur, Mumble Murmur, mumble, lithe tongue tumble,Tickle and tease with tip to please; Nibble and nip with lips to plunder,Sticky flow of girly pleasure,Suckled at with lazy leisure.Shatter, thighs asunder,Bodily shiver and vocal thunder:Thighs twitch,Girl sighed,Satisfied.

Murmer Me In Ecstacy
Cool glimmer the day of fireQuench thy hand of my desireWhispers echo in the windCaught among the thoughts therein Shall I ring the prison bellsCaught among the endless swell Day be done and yet it comesCall to me in ecstasyI could be your destiny Day is as daylight breaksFor there’s a whim upon my plateChance it will be my very fateTo chance among the choice I make Murmur me in ecstasyBeneath the light that we both seeFor I am yours and you will seeThat this is how it’s meant to beFor there’s a light you leave in me Darryn John Murphy

Murmuration!
Immersed deep in Ocean's Blue, Amongst the Turtle's & Algae, Refreshing my body & soul, Let the turbulence take control, Muscle's relaxed, tension gone, A moment of reflection,A period of calm Overhead an aerobatic display, The bird's emerge to play, Leaving behind the winter blue's, Unto land's anew, Where they can find sunshine, Rest there breast, Feed & nourish there offspring, Murmuration has begun!

Murphy's Lesser-known Dictums
Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to

Murphy's Laws Or Motorcycling
Murphy's 10 Laws of Motorcycling 1.A motorcycle cannot fall over without an audience. 2.The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and of the owner's ego. (Newness and expense of the bike are contributing factors.) 3.Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carriers once were to Kamikaze pilots. 4.You will not feel the need to go to the restroom until after you have put on your rainsuit. 5.The fact that your keys are still in your pants pocket will only become apparent after you have put on your gloves. 6.Quick fixes are so named for how long they stay fixed. 7.The only part you really need will also be the only part on permanent backorder. 8.Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer. 9.You will never suffer a punctured tire on the road until you leave the repair kit at home. 10."Universal" accessories are so named because that is what you must search to find the bike

Murphy's Other Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 13. F

Murphys Sex Laws
Murphys Sex Laws 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract

Murphy's Lesser-known Laws
Murphy's Lesser-Known Laws Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Murphy's Law For Witches
Murphy's Law For Witches No spell is as easy as it looks. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a spell can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop. Every spell performed to solve a problem will breed new problems. Mother Nature is sometimes a bitch. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong; and anything that cannot possibly go wrong will also go wrong. No matter what the result of a spell, there will always be someone eager to: (a) misinterpret it. (b) fake it. (c) believe that it happened as a result of his own work. Once a Ritual is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse. Everyone has a favorite ritual or spell that will not work. As soon as you mention something ... If it's good, it goes away; if it's bad it happens. If a spell requires 'x amount' of materials, then immediately before beginning, you will discover that you only possess 'x amount-1' materials. In any formul

Murphy's Law Of Sex....
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are

Murphy's Sex Laws
Murphy's Sex Laws 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a

Murphy's Law Of The Military
Murphy's law of the Military 1.Friendly fire - isn't. 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When they're ready. b. When you're not. 16. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. 17. There is no such

Murpys Sex
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman t

Murphy's 50 Laws For Military Police
Murphy's 50 Laws for Military Police Author Unknown ** Your brasard and your badge WON'T stop bullets. ** If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. ** Don't look conspicuous - it antagonizes officers. ** When in doubt, Empty your shotgun. ** Never share a patrol car with anyone braver than you. ** Not wearing body armor attracts bullets and knives. ** If your response goes well, you're at the wrong barracks. ** Your Patrol Supervisor will show up when you're doing something really stupid. ** The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call. ** The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters. ** No matter how you write it, the Desk Sergeant will want you to change it. ** If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers. ** The diversion you're ignoring is the actual crime. ** The important things are always simple. ** The simple things are always hard. ** The

Murphy's Laws
1) If something can go wrong, it will. 2) If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. 3) Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. 4) Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. 5) The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. 6) The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. 7) Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. 8) The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm. 9) Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. 10) The first myth of management is that it exists.

Murphy
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?" Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat." The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?" Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all." The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal

Murphy's Law...applied To Sex
Murphy's Law...applied to sex1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times youâ€™ve had it, if itâ€™s offered take it, because itâ€™ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what youâ€™ve got and 50% what people think youâ€™ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a manâ€™s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are u

Murphy's Laws Of Law Enforcement
New uniforms and ties attract catsup and gravy stains Court will be scheduled in the middle of your days off. Hot calls will only come over the air 10 minutes before the end of your shift. You will never get the urge to use the bathroom until you have left the station. Surprise inspections will only occur after you have been in a foot pursuit through mud. The Mayor will get a traffic ticket the day before your department negotiates for a salary increase. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Also the harder they punch, kick and choke. Never search a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is "Boom-Boom". If you park your patrol car in the exact center of the Gobi desert, within 5 minutes someone will pull up and ask for direction. Coffee machines only break down on the graveyard shift. Pens never leak onto old uniform shirts. You will only forget to go to court when the case is presided over by the meanest Judge in town. To error is h

Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations
Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fires - won't. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike. The enemy attacks on two ocasions: when he's ready and when your not If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. When your attack is going really well, its an ambush Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. The enemy invariably attacks on

Murphy's Law
Inclement weather always begins AFTER you've already done PT. A sudden downpour always occurs at the end of a summer field exercise--just in time coat all your equipment and camouflage with mud. The best beach weather always occurs when you are in the field wearing MOPP 4. There is no such thing as a blue sky during a company picnic. There is no such thing as a cloudy sky when your unit needs to infiltrate enemy territory. Road conditions are always red when it's time to convoy home. Motor pools are always 20 degrees warmer than the rest of the post during the summer and 50 degrees colder in the winter. Army training areas exist in a constant state of weather flux controlled by a deity with a truly cruel sense of humor--How do you think we got them so cheap? The peak of Mt. Everest would flood if an Army unit was told to set up on it. Hell really would freeze over if someone decided to conduct an exercise there. The Port-a-Potty Postulate states that the likelihood

Murphys Law (sex)
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time.... on a hill....on a curve...in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish a d he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Murphy's Law.
Boom. Exploding coffee mugs. Wailing alarm clocks. Prozak martinis. Lost wallets. Neonarcissists. ...allergies. Ten page papers... Made up nobodies. Uncharacteristically unrealistically. It was. It is. It will. Every day I don't need it. Disapointed with me. Constantly. And I just don't have the time. Make the time. Tang in my lap. ...Sugarfree tang. Leafblowers. Beer "cozies". Atomic bombs. Childproof lighters. Shrinkwrap. V-Chips. Nothing. Nobody. Nowhere. Shake to combine. Contents under pressure. I'll be fine. If you're fine. ... .... ..... Where the fuck are my keys?

Murphy Has Nothing On Me . . .
Well, I was allowed 3 days of "happiness", but, the CinDee "Murphy's Law" Luck kicked in . . . PPG rescinded their offer to me. Doesn't seem to matter that I had it in writing and accepted the offer, had a start date, etc. Long story short, I seem to be the vicitim of a "pissing contest" - someone was left out of the loop in my hiring, the HR Director, and it seems that to punish or whatever it may be the woman who hired me, she had the offer rescinded. I LOVE CORPORATE POLITICS!!!This all happened yesterday when I went for my pre-employment drug screen and physical. I am in the process of discussing my legal recourse options. Understand that if I can seek legal action, it is NOT, I repeat NOT for monetary gain, even though if there would be something awarded, I would not complain. It is more so that this doesn't happen to someone else. Here is what I was told (actual copy of the e-mail) . . . Dear CinDee - this is to inform you that we have decided to rescind

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Well It all started when I decided that computers just wasnt bringing in enough cash. I started working on small motors. Again. So to get extra cash for things around here and for us to have money to go and do things....I started doing this. A guy brought me a go cart that needed work. I got it up and running. I took it down the sidewalk...and then around the block. It ran good...fast as hell...good pick up...even with my big ass on it!! LOL. I came back was adjusting the carb on it for even more power....I started it back up...the throttle cable stuck....and it took off. All I could say was Oh SHIT!!!! I was going like a bat out of hell......then it took a left turn....right into the neighbors gas meter. OH FUCK!! I ran down the driveway....I shut off the go cart....and the pipe to the meter is busted. I yell for my g/f's dad to call the gas company...I run back to the garage to gat a wrench to shut off the gas line. The neibor comes out chews my ass for this....Then here come the fi

Murphy's Law's Of War
Murphy's Laws of Combat Soldiers and Armies 1)You are not Superman. 2)Professionals' are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs. 3)No combat ready unit has passed inspection. 4)No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat. 5)The side with the fanciest uniforms loses. 6)Murphy was a grunt. Battle 1)If you are short everything except the enemy, you're in combat. 2)When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right. Planning 1)The important things are simple. 2)The simple things are very hard. 3)No plan survives the first contact intact. 4)Prefect plans aren't. Tactics 1)Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. 2)Never draw fire, it makes everyone around you nervous. 3)Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. 4)If the enemy is within range, so are you. 5)Anything you can do can get you shot, including doing nothing. 6)If the enemy is in range, "SO ARE YOU!!!" 7)If you can

Murphy's Laws On Sex
1. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 2. No sex with anyone in the same office. 3. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 4. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 5. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 6. Virginity can be cured. 7. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 8. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 9. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later. 10. Sex is dirty only if it's done right. 11. It is always the wrong time of month. 12. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Murphy's Laws On Sex
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attrac

Murphys Law Of Combat
Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fires - won't. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready. when you're not. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. There is no such thing as a perfect plan. Five second fuzes always burn three seconds. Ther

Murphy's Law
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time.... on a hill....on a curve...in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Murphy's Lesser-known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 4. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first. 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Murphy's War Laws
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Murphy's Military Police Laws
Your brassard and your badge won't stop bullets. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. Don't look conspicuous - it antagonizes officers. When in doubt, empty your shotgun. Never share a patrol car with anyone braver than you. Not wearing body armor attracts bullets and knives. If your response goes well, you're at the wrong barracks. Your Patrol Supervisor will show up when you're doing something really stupid. The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call. The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters. No matter how you write it, the Desk Sergeant will want it changed. If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers. The diversion you're ignoring is the actual crime. The important things are always simple. The simple things are always hard. The easy ways are always blocked. The short cuts are always under construction by the post engineers. Anything

Murphy's Lesser-known Dictums:
Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Murphys Sex Laws.lol
Murphys Sex Laws 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract

(murphy Was An Optimist)
* Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong * Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening * It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money * The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train * Celibacy is not hereditary * Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself * Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone * Never play leapfrog with a unicorn * A Smith & Wesson beats four aces * If everything seems to be going well, you obviously do not know what the hell is going on * Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference * A short cut is the longest distance between two points * Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate * Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work * The other line always moves faster * Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules * The race is not always to t

Murphys Laws On Sex
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Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations...
Murphy's laws of combat operations... 1. Friendly fire - isn't. 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready; when you're not. 16. No OPLAN ever survives initia

Murphy's Other Laws
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night 4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 7. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it. 8. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 9. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. My personal favorite, LOL 10. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged. 11. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "June flower." 12. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. 13. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 14. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 15. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 16. Nothing is f

Murphey's Laws Of Combat
Murphy's Laws of Combat Recommended by: Jim Cook Recoiless rifles...aren't. Suppressive fire.....won't. Friendly fire.....isn't. Automatic weapons....aren't. Incoming fire has right-of-way. If the enemy is in range, so are you. When in doubt, empty the magazine. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. Anything you do can get you shot...including doing nothing. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Professionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous. The easy way is always mined. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. No combat-r

Murphy's Law
If something crappy is going to happen it will for sure happen to me. Last night I went to the gas station for cigarettes and treats for the kids. The plan was to come home, get the kids to best, and by myself a month long birthday blast. I'll be 31 on the 19th. Unfortunately for me my $9 charge on my debit card was declined. I got paid Friday so this is not acceptable. I checked my bank online this morning and I was -&861.77. See a problem here? I have not received a single notice from the bank, and I have been in the negative repeatedly since the beginning of November. I have incurred more than $1000 in NSF fees. So I panic immediately and cry, it's 7 am, I call my mother. At 8 I call the bank, they tell me my mail has been returned for the past couple of months marked Recipient Moved No Longer At This Address. I have lived in the same house for five years. I call the post office, they assure me they have not been returning my mail. So the bank and the post

Murphy's Sex Laws
Murphy’s Laws in sex 1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2.Nothing improves with age. 3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. 4.Sex has no calories. 5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 8.No sex with anyone in the same office. 9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10.A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12.Virginity can be cured. 13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14.Never sleep with anyone

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first. 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

Murphys Sex Laws
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are

Murphy's Laws
MURPHY'S LAWS 1. Nothing is as easy as it looks. 2. Everything takes longer than you think. 3. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. 4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then. 5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. 6. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop. 7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. 8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 9. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. 10. Mother nature is a bitch. 11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. 12. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. 13. E

Murphy's Love Laws
Murphy's Love Laws 1. All the good ones are taken. 2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1) 3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you. 4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. 5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. 6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. 7. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it. 8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction. 9. Nice guys(girls) finish last. 10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. 11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

Murphy's Laws Of Sex
Murphy's Laws of sex 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities t

Murphy's Technology Laws
Murphy's Technology Laws 1. You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. 2. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. 3. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. 4. Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. 5. If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. 6. The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm. 7. The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord. 8. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. 9. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll

Murphy's Military Laws
Murphy's Military Laws 1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. 2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. 3. Friendly fire ain't. 4. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. 5. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it. 6. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. 7. The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short. 8. Incoming fire has the right of way. 9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush. 10. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. 11. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap. 12. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions. 13. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 14. There is nothing more

Murphy's Sex Laws
Murphy's Sex Laws The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. Sex has no calories. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. No sex with anyone in the same office. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. Virginity can be cured. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later. Sex is dirty only if it'

Murphys Law
MURPHY’S LAWS OF COMBAT OPERATIONS Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms. You are not a superman. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep. A Purple Heart just proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. Peace is our profession, mass murder's just a hobby. Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution. B-52's are the ultimate in close air support. Remember that napalm is an area weapon. Mines are an equal opportunity weapon. Smart bombs have bad days too. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole. Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing. It's not the one with y

Murphys
I first meet this man at the Cammen street Tracks. In no shape for Success headed nowhere to fast. He may have been someone once by the sound of his call, now he answers to no one. NO-ONE AT ALL! We all die alone, He shouted as he Passed. with no sense of regret, he never looked back. For, his pride was wounded, his ego was strong. Yea, that was his Trouble, and this is his Song! He said we die alone, in this case you were right. No friends by your side, no family in sight. Nobody know's coming your way, and up this time. so, go count the cash, don't you leave it behind His friends come and go. Like seasons and Tide, He can't keep a women they all realized. He loves them, breeds them, takes what he needs. He's loyal to no one, no one at all. You were brought up well, still inspired and all. you were touched by nothing, watch a man fall. Put a foot on his back, to get up and a view. Cause your loyal to No-one. NO-ONE BUT YOU! He said we die alone, in t

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So I left to go 'do stuff' which included putting together a bunk bed for my boys...which my mom ordered online and had delivered to a store. I decide to wait until 9pm to do this stuff and guess what? It's broken! F'n Murphy! That's all I'm gonna say about it :|

Murphy And Ems
Murphy's Laws of EMS I don't know if Murphy ever got involved personally in EMS. I suspect not, we already know who came up with System Status Management and it wasn't Murphy!) The First Law of EMS: All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, without regard to the time. Corollary 1: Fewer accidents would occur if EMS personnel would never eat. Corollary 2: Always order food "to go". The Law of Time: 1. There is absolutely no relationship between the time at which you are supposed to get off shift and the time at which you will get off shift. 2. Given the following equation: T + 1 Minute = Relief Time, "T" will always be the time of the last call of your shift. E.g., If you are supposed to get off shift at 08:00, your last run will come in at 07:59. (Or if you have early relief coming in you will see you relief sitting at the first stop light from the station, waving!) The Law of Gravity: Any instrument, when dropped, will always come to rest in the least acces

Murphy's Law Applied Today
well today was something else it was one of those days you just want to start over and have things go better. at least i got the turkeys in the oven on time . i had my cousin over today i had to go and pick him up as he is blind well i go to my car and she won't stay running after i just put in a alt. come to find out the voltage reg. on it is bad .its brand new but ok i go to use my sons truck and it is not working the fuel pump went out had to walk back home ok now how am i going to get my cousin here ok a friend has his truck here for my son to fix so i use it well its a piece of shit truck but it was better than our own so now its time to eat got to love holidays we cook all day and bake the night before to have the perfect meal only to find out when you start putting everything on the table your son and husband already started eating some of the food like the deviled eggs,and the pies already cut into. got to love the holidays it was good in spite of everything that went wrong.go

Murphys Law Of Combat Operations
1. Friendly fire - isn't. 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When they're ready. b. When you're not. 16. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. 17. There is no such thing as a p

Murph's Love Laws
Murphy's love laws •All the good ones are taken. •If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. •The nicer someone is, the farther away he is from you. •Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero. •The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. •Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. •The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it. •Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction. •Nice guys (girls) finish last. •The good ones die first. •If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. •Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else. •The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. •Nothing improves with age. •No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. •Sex has no ca

Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations
Murphys Law of Combat Operations: 1. Friendly fire - isn't.2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman. (Marines and fighter pilots, please take note.) 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When they're ready. b. When you're not. 16. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.

Murray Letter
Murray letter Body: David Murray This is a letter copied from another Rangers website,Vanguard Bears,on David Murray's legacy at Ibrox. Now I agree with everything written and the treatment of Donald Findlay and Campbell Ogilvie should be added to the list. Anyone else have anything to add to the list or do you disagree with the letter ? As owner of Rangers Football Club you sir are an absolute disgrace and an embarrassment to all those men who made Rangers what they WERE. I refuse to use the word in the present tense as you have totally and utterly ruined the club i love and grew up with. Now you may not agree with the "FTP Brigade" as they were so eloquently labelled but there is no denying that your Chairmanship has resulted in Rangers FC becoming a laughing stock and a parasite in UK footballing terms. Getting rid of this element seems to be your sole focus regardless of the damage it does. Let me remind you though that there is a world of difference between the grat

Murray Stuns Nadal To Reach Final
Murray stuns Nadal to reach final Britain's ( SCOT )Andy Murray completed a sensational victory over world number one Rafael Nadal to reach his first Grand Slam final at the US Open. The Scot, 21, resumed the rain delayed semi-final leading by two sets but trailing by a break, and Nadal soon cut the deficit by winning the third set. But Murray recovered from a break down in the fourth set to win 6-2 7-6 (7-5) 4-6 6-4. He faces four-time defending champion Roger Federer in Monday's final.

Murray Happy Out From The Social Entertainment Return To Tennis
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Murses, Boy Scouts, And Other Random Thoughts Of A Crazy Person...
Ok...so I know this is gonna sound totally crazy, but I had to post it cause it was just too funny. So, I have become fanatic about watching "Beauty and the Geek" on TV. I don't know why, but it is like a train wreck and I can't stop watching it. Anywho, on the last set of "geeks" there was a guy that was an Eagle Scout. This was like his life and career. And I giggled to myself and thought..."Well, no wonder he hasn't had a date." Then, I was sitting there watching this and thought..."They are making this shit up for the show." Cause he really wasn't all that bad looking and didn't really seem all that "geeky" to me, except that whole boyscout thing for a career. So anywho...I wrote it off and didn't think about it anymore. Well, today I was having my weekly lunch date with my sunshine. We were sitting there doing our normal laughing and cutting up. We were totally loosing it. We were crying we were laughing so hard. Then, low and behold, who walks in the door? An ov

Murs(hip Hop)
Now I used to walk with the gun now I walk like a man And I walk what I talk and I walk never ran And I never say never but I mean hardly ever And if shootin' is the solution then you're not that clever If you don't know shit then you still know better Human life is so precious it could never be measured Have you ever had a load of it cock back the heat Poppin' on the next nigga while he walkin' up the street Trigger off safety spacin an opportunity These niggaz wanna waste me it ain't nothing new to me Soon as he walked by I was ready to bust But he just posted up like he was waitin' on the bus Now I'm all punked up with a steroid trigger Cause most of y'all are easy just some paranoid niggaz Used to walk with a gun but I never did use it What's the point of holdin' heat if you ain't gon' shoot it Stupid (*echos*) *different instrumental kicks in* [Verse 2 - MURS] It was a late night sunset me and him out Lookin' at the ladies to come up on some trim Everybody

Murs - Bad Man
Aight.......... After tonight Don't leave your girl round me, heartbreaker for life Ask my homeboy 9th Got all your girlfriends thinkin' that I'm the (Bad Man!) Never neglected you or disrespected you or lie to have sex, yet you say I'm the (Bad Man!) Gave you dick, never fronted, pulled your hair when you wanted Used to flip you on your stomach, said you wanted a (Bad Man!) Now it's all drama, an unidentified caller on the phone with my momma talkin' bout I'm a (Bad Man!) How could somethin' so bad be so damn good? All I wanted was to fuck, from the start I never lied Now it hurts my heart to have to see you cry Let you know from the jump, I was that type of guy Now you all on my voice mail askin' me why Never kissed you in public and I never held your hand I never said I loved you so I never was your man How can we break up?, when we never broke down and committed to each other, we was fuckin' around That's how people get hurt, and we both do dirt Now we

Murthin Lutherking......i Make Appeal To Love Peace....good In This World....
heal the world 11 months ago There's A Place In Your Heart And I Know That It Is Love and this place could be Much Brighter Than Tomorrow And If You Really Try You'll Find There's No Need To Cry In This Place You'll Feel That There's No Hurt Or Sorrow There Are Ways To Get There If You Care Enough For The Living Make A Little Space Make A Better Place... Heal The World Make It A Better Place For You And For Me And The Entire Human Race There Are People Dying If You Care Enough For The Living Make A Better Place For You And For Me If You Want To Know Why There's A Love That Cannot Lie Love Is Strong It Only Cares For Joyful Giving If We Try We Shall See In This Bliss We Cannot Feel Fear Or Dread We Stop Existing And Start Living Then It Feels That Always Love's Enough For Us Growing Make A Better World Make A Better World... Heal The World Make It A Better Place For You And For Me And The Entire Human Race There Are People Dying If You Care Enough For The Living Make A Better P

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Muscle Cars.............
Take the quiz: What kind of muscle car are you?1971 Plymouth BarracudaYou have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Muscle Cars And The Anniversary
Can you be too forgiving? I have a problem with people who hold grudges. Possibly because I used to be one of those people when I was in High School. I've jumped the train tracks and now I'm too forgiving. At what point does a grudge need to be maintained. Then again, grudge is such an ugly word. We need to protect ourselves from the social predators of the world. Too often in my life I have felt like I've been taken advantage of. Yet if a pattern develops you run the risk of being in perpetual dissatisfaction with your relationships. So how important must a friendship be for it to be worth severring due to "friendshipal" abuse? I'm not bringing up this dilemma in response to a certain relationship in my life. It just started needling me randomly on my drive over to the coffee shop. For those of you who know me, I have no problems deciphering electronic technology, however when I step into the realm of automotive maintenance I'm a regular Pollyanna. Fact: I don't know how to change a

Muscia
IDK IF ANYONE AROUND HERE LIKES SPANISH MUSIC BUT ITS IN MY BLOOD AND I THOUGHT ID WRITE THIS TO SEE IF I GET ANY RESPONSES. I LISTEN TO SELNA,KUMBIA KINGS,KUMBIA ALLLSTARZ,THALIA STUFF LIKE THAT SO IF ANYONE READS THIS HOLL AT ME AND TELL ME YOUR MUSIC PREFRENCE.

Muscle And Bone Printed With Bio-ink
Muscle and Bone Printed With Bio-Ink Many people suffer with parts of their bodies that are just worn out, like hips and knees, or are damaged by disease processes, like arthritic joints. The first steps in being able to create complex body structures have been taken by researchers at Carnegie Mellon and the University of Pittsburgh. The results were presented on December 10th at the 46th annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology in San Diego. A unique ink-jet printing system using bio-ink that can lay down a pattern of cells that will differentiate into a designed pattern of both bone and muscle cells has been created by a team of scientists from the two universities. The researchers began with a glass slide with a layer of nurturing proteins as a base. They then used a robotic inkjet-style machine to lay down a specific pattern of tiny droplets of various proteins. "It is like laying ink on paper," researcher Julie Jadlowiec Phillippi said. "It's a

Muscle Relaxers
muslce relaxers are my best freind right now ..havnt had pain in my back like this in a long time so im gopnna go let them take their full effect on me .. if by chance i dont come back hope you all enjoy your nites . feelin mighty loopy Wen:)

Muscular Dystrophy Ass. Donation
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Muscular Contractions
MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS > > A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular > Contractions" to his first year medical students. > > Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor > decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in > the front row and said, > > "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" > > She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." > > The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

Muscle Contractions
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

The Muscle Between My Legs
The muscle between my legs This muscle between my legs is good for fertilizing your eggs, but it will never make or break our love affair. Although it'll give you great pleasure, and those moments I do treasure, it will never be the main way to show I care. Thus, revealing the fact, that sex is just an act, and love is never anything one should fall into. I may sound like a fool, when I say my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. It may be big, firm, thick, strong, it may even last long, but never as long as the images I leave of me, in your thoughts. I feel you sister, when you say all the other misters, never took you there, but it aint my fault. I love to touch, I love to feel, but first and foremost, I love to keep it real you know this is true. Although our physical acts, bring you the ultimate climax, my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. Wonderous

Muscle Building
Build Muscle Fast For a lot of people, being able to look good seems to be the primary item on their list. Especially when it comes to people who thrive in the world of professional sports, modelling, muscle building seems to be a very important goal to accomplish. However, being able to do this and see results is not really that easy. Being able to get a nice set of muscle packs and that lean body is not something that comes in a quick period of time. It also involves a lot of motivation and set of exercise routines done in a period of time on the part of anyone who would want to achieve this. A lot of people seem to have preconceived notions and make mistakes along the way, with them searching for that ultimate guide in the end.

Musc99
As the week finally came to an end, we decided that a night out would be a good way to end a busy week. U came up with the idea of going out to eat, so u picked a place to go and eat. We arrive an we are seated and waiting patiently. I started to stare at u cause we have not had one night alone all week. U stare back at me and shake ur head no cause u knew what I was thinking, but I was nodding yes. I got up and walked away, u noticed that I was going to the bathroom so u figured that u would follow. As u walked in I locked the door behind you. I asked " If u are against it y are u in here"? You looked at me said "Icouldnt resist". U told me to get on the sink,and as a good girl I comply. U run ur hands up my shirt and gently kiss my neck, I start to wrap my legs around you and pull u closer. I grab onto to your back and start to scratch. I pull ur shirt up so that I can feel u alot better. You continue to kiss my neck but then u start to kiss lower. U stop and look at me and smile as

Muscle Milk
It is very important remember that muscle milk is valuable if ingested when following a proper diet and a serious workouts routine. It isn't a dieting product like lots of people think. Having said that, here are several adverse reactions that you can be vulnerable to after ingesting muscle milk too much: Typical negative effects that are thought to have an effect on patients are queasiness, abdomen aches and also looseness of the bowels. This can be because of vitamin accumulation in the human body, caused as a consequence of too much vitamins A and D. Simply because these are fat soluble vitamins, they can't get away from the system quickly, and might subsequently result in the above mentioned adverse reactions. Just how much is way too much vitamin will likely be identified according to the body type, sexual characteristics, fat burning capacity, along with your existing amounts of vitamins D and A.Fat gain is yet another complication that could be encountered in the event that musc

Muse
Your Inner Muse is Melpomene You are most like this muse of tragedy. While you aren't depressed, you don't shy away from sadness. Although you do tend to be gloomy, you have a sensitive side. And this sensitive side helps inspire and help others. What Muse Are You?

The Muse...
inspiration from stagnation festering wounds that burst and spill acid reflections in cursed glass poisoning this iron will fortitude a league behind me preservation formaldehyde the sun burns through the black sky this night time is never on my side.

Muse Me
You are my dark muse, the master at my skill. I have just discovered the physical body, that is you. You're behind me. front to my back, a long arm around my shoulder across my neck, a tumb rubs the juggular. Sending images and passion. I am filled with words, becasue of you. dark hair falling over me, to shield me as I muse. I write a flurry of words. all in your pressence. A silence gift passed over distance. I can feel you now. heating my back, flowing through my fingers. Touching me, as my words touch you. I beg you to stop, but desire to keep going. Work through me and all I am is offered to you, my dark god, I fall willingly to your feet. I bare my soul, as a whore does her treasure. And before your eyes. I become, my art, my angel, my words

Muse Calls
Ah, your muse must be kin to the one who compels me. Seems they have similar traits in thoughts you will see. Often I sit and ponder self be immersed in ink; suddenly clarity comes instantly, quick as a wink. Mountains be climbed stars sparkle and shine. Words are poured as if they could not be mine. Have no Siren to alert nor soft touch to tell but I must admit I hear my muse's yell. When the shouting starts like mighty rolling balls fingers race to place the words

Muses Have Been Many And Not All Good !
THE WAGES OF SIN Destroyer of my hopes and dreams your hate is endless as it seems to me you are evil incarnate living lost, alone and full of hate your existence has became a living hell a fate you have earned all to well you won the battle and lost the war now you are nothing but and old whore lost your looks and your soul nothing can ever make you whole the murder of my character you did achieve lost is your victory. yourself you did deceive live on in pain and know the truth you can not pretend you have your youth and know that you failed in your task my soul is my own in this victory I bask you could not wreck me and drive me down you came out the fool and look like a clown the tighter you held on the worse it became now all of the pain is yours alone to claim so here is to the loser a toast and the end to one came out without honor or a friend By R. Thomas Dinsmore In Love with the End She walks the fine edge dancing bet

The Muse Of Darkness
Pang & tragedy…the sludge of society; the fang to a vein & a sip of morality. That is what has brought me to this. Deception is the truth of a liar, and a liar’s only truth never spoken is fear. Today is tomorrow, and yesterday even; though time remains ever-constant, it is also a hereditary disease. So what are these words to you? And why do you read them? And better yet…why are you going to reread them? Second thoughts…? Regret, I bet…though one never knows for sure. You may disappear if you wish…and live your secret life without closure to the open-ended heartache you’ve caused. Metaphysically…it’s always cold where you are…I can feel it in my fingertips as I type. In this world of inverted smiles and unfulfilled dreams, you are my queen, and I await my beheading. In this vast emptiness surrounded by flesh, it will be a pleasure - to serve you my death. For I lay awake at night afraid of my dreams; soaked through my sheets in blood-curdling screams.

A Mused
i caught my hairy unctuous muse with a windex bottle and a squeegie smearing his fetid orange juices all over the bedroom window at three in the morning his brown wrinkled paws knuckled white caught in the glow of a waning bitch of a moon his brown wrinkled eyes whiteless caught in the glow of my waning passion "Shit," he said.

Museum Artwork Censored By Cherrytap
Greetings Gang! It seems that CherryTap has decided that 2 of my favorite pieces of artwork, 'The Eastern Favourite by Edwin Longsden Long' & 'The Babylonian Marriage Market by Edwin Longsden Long' have been marked NSFW! Amazing!!! Perhaps CherryTap should tell the museums that hold these treasures that they need to be censored for their graphic content. Jesus fucking christ! Grow up!

Muse - Starlight
Far away The ship is taking me far away Far away from the memories Of the people who care if I live or die Starlight I will be chasing a starlight Until the end of my life I don't know if it's worth it anymore And hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold You in my arms My life You electrify my life Let's conspire to re-ignite All the souls that would die just to feel alive But I'll never let you go If you promise not to fade away Never fade away Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold You in my arms Far away The ship is taking me far away Far away from the memories Of the people who care if I live or die And I'll never let you go If you promise not to fade away Never fade away Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Yeah Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revel

Museum Ids New Species Of Dinosaur
CLEVELAND - A new dinosaur species was a plant-eater with yard-long horns over its eyebrows, suggesting an evolutionary middle step between older dinosaurs with even larger horns and the small-horned creatures that followed, experts said. The dinosaur's horns, thick as a human arm, are like those of triceratops — which came 10 million years later. However, this animal belonged to a subfamily that usually had bony nubbins a few inches long above their eyes. Michael Ryan, curator of vertebrate paleontology for the Cleveland Museum of Natural History, published the discovery in this month's Journal of Paleontology. He dug up the fossil six years ago in southern Alberta, Canada, while a graduate student for the University of Calgary. "Unquestionably, it's an important find," said Peter Dodson, a University of Pennsylvania paleontologist. "It was sort of the grandfather or great-uncle of the really diverse horned dinosaurs that came after it." Ryan named the new dinosaur Alber

Muse - Black Holes & Revelations
My friend Jerm has been trying to get me into this band for years. I acquired a copy of their new album Black Holes and Revelations and figured I would give them one more chance. While all their previous efforts (or at least the tracks Jerm shared with me) hit me as merely adding to the cosmic dissonance, this is a really good album. The majority of the album is standard fare in a post-Coldplay world. but the final track, 'Knights of Cydonia' is awesome. Recalling Queen and Thin Lizzy at their power pop peaks while maintaining their Coldplayesque vocal stylings, this song makes the album worth the investment. It's a mythic power ballad in an era of whiny pop songs. Recommended for: fans of Coldplay and/or Radiohead, Queen, Thin Lizzy, or even Uriah Heep. Or just anybody who wants something new, interesting and not half bad.

The Museum
Today I leave a young man, the year 2023. Off to distant lands, not sure what's there for me. A fight has been raging for many years, one that started way before me. I grab my mother by the hand, and hug my sister of now three. Say keep the cornbread piping hot, and plenty meat for me. Off to do my part to fight this war, put an end to tyranny. The fate that I have chosen, seems all but too heavy. My friend asked, why'd you join the navy bro? I replied to sail the open sea. I am a lonely warrior, fighting 1, not 2, not 3. My enemy does not fight the same, as the warriors that came before me. Technology has now changed, warfare seems unfair you see. I hear a missile overhead; I’m huddled by a tree. Now tanks blaze in the background, they sound right next to me. I'm weak I’m tired, I carry on, because this is important to me. Why would anybody do this, this is no place to be. A friend asked, why'd you join the marines mate? I replied, it just seemed right to me. Today I los

Muse - Knights Of Cyndonia
Gekommene Fahrt mit mir Durch die Adern der Geschichte Ich zeige Sie wie Gott Fällt schlafend auf dem Job Und wie können Sie, gewinnen wir Wenn Dummköpfe Könige sein können Vergeuden Sie nicht Ihre Zeit Oder Zeit vergeudet Sie Kein, das geht, mich zu nehmen lebendig Die Zeit ist gekommen, Sachen recht zu bilden Sie und ich müssen für unsere Rechte kämpfen Sie und ich müssen kämpfen, um zu überleben Kein, das geht, mich zu nehmen lebendig Die Zeit ist gekommen, Sachen recht zu bilden Sie und ich müssen für unsere Rechte kämpfen Sie und ich müssen kämpfen, um zu überleben Kein, das geht, mich zu nehmen lebendig Die Zeit ist gekommen, Sachen recht zu bilden Sie und ich müssen für unsere Rechte kämpfen Sie und ich müssen kämpfen, um zu überleben Lyriken > MUSE Lyriken > MUSE Ritter Der Cydonia Lyriken

Muse - Hysteria
It's bugging me, grating me And twisting me around Yeah I'm endlessly caving in And turning inside out 'cause I want it now I want it now Give me your heart and your soul And I'm breaking out I'm breaking out Last chance to lose control It's holding me, morphing me And forcing me to strive To be endlessly cold within And dreaming I'm alive 'cause I want it now I want it now Give me your heart and your soul And I'm not breaking down I'm breaking out Last chance to lose control And want you now I want you now I'll feel my heart implode And I'm breaking out Escaping now Feeling my faith erode

Muse
The elusive muse hides, laughing in the corner, watching me crumble, my hands in my hair, pulling, twisting, knotting. She takes great pride in the way she is always able to keep herself just beyond my reach. It amuses her when I wake up, twisted in the sheets, still running from my nightmare. She orgasms when the only movement during the depth of night is the bead of sweat running down my face as I fight the terror caught in my throat. She has unwrapped me. She splays me, naked, across a cold slab of grey marble for dissection by the masses. She bleeds me slowly and makes beautiful artwork out of each splattered drop. She makes me feel guilty and repulsive. She does not allow me to hide from the world, nor to creep into the crevices of life. She turns my thoughts to ashes and sprinkles them into the misty winds. She tells me to look inside. This is where I will find my insperation.

Muses & Love
Sometimes I lose the words. And I'm a poet. . . So it's not as if they're behind the couch. And you'll never believe that I'm swept away. When normally, the words flow from my tongue with ease. As if I'd been practicing for years. But you can't lie in a poem. This isn't rehearsed. I'm winging it here. I'm making it up as I go, But that's not quite. . .accurate. I'm not, making it up. I'm thinking it, I'm living it, I'm breathing it, I'm being it into existence. I'm writing it down, Because you can't lie in a poem. The muses won't allow it. And one of those muses, Is a six foot two inch tall, blond, German Dominatrix in full fetish gear, Who only visits me twice a year, and doesn't leave until she's completely satisfied. And yet sometimes. . . I lose the words. And I stare mutely into your eyes. Where in God's name is the leather fraulein when I need her? Because you won't believe in love at first sight. Not from a poet. Not from a charmer. Not from me. But

Muse Yippy
you're Muse! Known for your creative powers, you Muses are the poets and musicians of life, the patrons of the fine arts. It's funny, though — even with your inspirational prowess, you're probably not the type to boast about your guitar-strumming skills, or your latest published book of verse. While it's great when people flock to you for ideas, there probably is a part of you that prefers to blend in sometimes — whether dressing in muted shades or staking out a one-on-one conversation at parties and social events. But try as you might not to hog the spotlight, others can't help but notice you. Must be hard to be such a goddess! Despite any lingering modesty, you might be surprised at how much your mere presence can help improve the lives of those around you by infusing them with ideas and good thoughts. With that kind of healing energy, your inspirational ways have the potential to change the world, Muse. Whether you're scribbling sonnets, boogying with your friends, or drawing

Muse - Starlight
Far away This ship has taken me far away Far away from the memories Of the people who care if I live or die Starlight I will be chasing a starlight Until the end of my life I don't know if it's worth it anymore Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold You in my arms My life You electrify my life Let's conspire to ignite All the souls that would die just to feel alive I'll never let you go If you promise not to fade away Never fade away Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold You in my arms Far away This ship has taken me far away Far away from the memories Of the people who care if I live or die I'll never let you go If you promise not to fade away Never fade away Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Our hopes and expectations Black holes and revelations Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold You

Muse - Knights Of Cydonia
Come ride with me Through the veins of history I'll show you a god Who falls asleep on the job And how can we win When fools can be kings Don't waste your time Or time will waste you No one's gonna take me alive The time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight to survive No one's gonna take me alive The time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight to survive No one's gonna take me alive The time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight to survive

Muse - Hysteria
It's bugging me Grating me And twisting me around Yeah I'm endlessly Caving in And turning inside out Cause I want it now I want it now Give me your heart and your soul And I'm breaking out I'm breaking out That's when she'll lose control It's holding me Morphing me And forcing me to strive To be endlessly Cold within And dreaming I'm alive Cause I want it now I want it now Give me your heart and your soul I'm not breaking down I'm breaking out That's when she'll lose control And I want you now I want you now I'll feel my heart implode And I'm breaking out Escaping now Feeling my faith erode

A Muse
When I Met My Muse I glanced at her and took my glasses off--they were still singing. They buzzed like a locust on the coffee table and then ceased. Her voice belled forth, and the sunlight bent. I felt the ceiling arch, and knew that nails up there took a new grip on whatever they touched. "I am your own way of looking at things," she said. "When you allow me to live with you, every glance at the world around you will be a sort of salvation." And I took her hand.

'musee Des Beaux Arts' By W.h. Auden
About suffering they were never wrong, The Old Masters; how well, they understood Its human position; how it takes place While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along; How, when the aged are reverently, passionately waiting For the miraculous birth, there always must be Children who did not specially want it to happen, skating On a pond at the edge of the wood: They never forgot That even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot Where the dogs go on with their doggy life and the torturer's horse Scratches its innocent behind on a tree. In Breughel's Icarus, for instance: how everything turns away Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry, But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone As it had to on the white legs disappearing into the green Water; and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen Something amazing

Muse
i've found riches in cities in the company of poor in libraries and sanctuaries of collectors who only words and music are adored but love escapes me so rich and to be collected in life's travels yet those that secure it treat it like candy and the wrapper they've unraveled tossing it, polluting the streets of hearts and communities and people unnamed i hear your call for being just is Commitment your name?

The Museless
As the sun rose I remained blind in darkness The buds opened And the land stayed painted grey Emabattled, but never to find glory Saltless, a bland and non-timbred life. Oh, that I were Paris ensorcled by Helen's beauty or any dreamer enraptured by their fantasy. For to sit alone in the dull and weary greyness to breath the tasteless air to live a deathless life is to die! a lifeless death...

The Muse In The Machine...
Flit gently before me Just out of reach do you know who you are? Oh, my muse, it is to laugh I watch and wonder do you notice? You're a ghost I'm a phantom,a haunting do you see? I await each day, for you to speak I dare not speak first, I could be revealed do you care? My muse, I shall stay hidden Building sandcastles for you until I may do more...

Muse-supermassive Black Hole Lyrics
Oh baby don't you know I suffer?Oh baby can't you hear me moan?You caught me under false pretencesHow long before you let me go?Oooh...You set my soul alightOooh...You set my soul alight(oooh...You set my soul alight)Glaciers melting in the dead of nightAnd the superstars sucked into the supermassive(oooh...You set my soul alight)Glaciers melting in the dead of nightAnd the superstars sucked into the supermassiveI thought I was a fool for no-oneOh baby I'm a fool for youYou're the queen of the superficialAnd how long before you tell the truthOooh...You set my soul alightOooh...You set my soul alight(oooh...You set my soul alight)Glaciers melting in the dead of nightAnd the superstars sucked into the supermassive(oooh...You set my soul alight)Glaciers melting in the dead of nightAnd the superstars sucked into the supermassive(sucked into the supermassive)Supermassive black holeSupermassive black holeSupermassive black holeSupermassive black holeGlaciers melting in the dead of nightAnd t

Museum
Terry stood in the museum and stared at the statue . APOLLO, the sign said and he was , in fact , a Greek god . Although carved from a block of cold marble , his body looked warm,almost alive. His arms were strong and beautifully muscled , his legs were long , an athlete's legs. His groin was covered by a leaf , but she knew that he was well-endowed. She walked around to his back and gazed t his buttocks and the muscle definition in his back and shoulders. Slowly , she circled the statue , eyes gazing where her fingers itchedto touch. It was as if she knew that , had he been alive , they would be together forever. It was going to be a long drive home so better hit the ladies room first. When she came out the museum was silent. She looked around noticed that the lights were dimmed.How would her god look in this soft glow ? She retraced her steps back to the statue , she gazed into his eyes and touched his calf. It was warm beneath her fingers. How was that ? It might appear warm , but i

Mushroom Strudel ....another One
Mushroom Strudel SAUTÉ 6 cups sliced mushrooms and a handful sliced onions in a large skillet with 1/2 cup KRAFT Special Collection Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing. Cook until vegetables are soft and golden; about 5 min. Set aside and let cool. UNROLL a can of crescent dinner roll dough onto a cookie sheet, pinching dough together to make a rectangle. Sprinkle dough with a couple handfuls KRAFT 4-CHEESE ITALIANO Shredded Cheese and spoon the mushroom mixture along one lengthwise edge. ROLL dough lengthwise, away from you, finishing with the seam underneath the strudel. Bake at 375°F for 20 min. or until golden brown. Using a serrated knife, cut crosswise into 6 slices

Mushroom Scalloped Potatoes
Mushroom Scalloped Potatoes 2 pounds potatoes (6 medium) 1 small onion, thinly sliced 1/4 cup flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 2 Tablespoons butter 1 10 3/4 ounces can cream of mushroom soup 4 slices American cheese Pare and thinly slice potatoes. Toss slices in 1 cup water and 1/2 teaspoon Cream of Tartar. Drain. Put half of sliced potatoes in greased crock pot. Top with half of onion slices, flour, salt and pepper. Add remaining sliced potatoes and onions. Sprinkle with remaining flour. Add butter and ndiluted soup. Cover and cook. (Low 7to9 hours High 3to4 hours.) Add cheese slices 30 minutes before serving.

Mushy Friendship
Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad, ..I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, ..I will rag you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused, ..I will use little words to explain. 7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Remember: A fr

Mushroom Stuffing
"A delicious stuffing recipe to bake in a casserole dish or a roasting turkey. This recipes makes enough to stuff a 12 pound turkey." Original recipe yield: 14 plus cups. Servings: 14 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound fresh mushrooms, sliced * 6 tablespoons butter * 1 cup diced onion * 1 cup chopped celery * 1 teaspoon poultry seasoning * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper * 12 cups dried bread crumbs * 1 1/2 cups hot chicken broth * 2 eggs, beaten * 2 cups diced apple without peel * 1/4 cup chopped parsley DIRECTIONS: 1. Butter one 9x13 inch casserole dish. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). 2. Rinse, pat dry and quarter mushrooms. In large skillet heat butter and add mushrooms, onion and celery; saute 5 minutes and remove from heat. Stir in poultry seasoning, salt and pepper. 3. In large mixing bowl, combine bread crumbs with broth and eggs, add mushroom mixture, apple

Mushroom Saute
Fresh mushrooms with savory herbs make this a perfect side dish for grilled meat, chicken or fish." Original recipe yield: 4 servings. Prep Time: 5 Minutes Cook Time: 10 Minutes Ready In: 15 Minutes Servings: 4 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1/3 cup butter * 3 (8 ounce) packages fresh mushrooms, sliced * 2 tablespoons chopped onion * 2 teaspoons dried tarragon * 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper * 1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped DIRECTIONS: 1. In a large skillet over medium heat melt butter. Stir in mushrooms, onion, tarragon, nutmeg, salt and pepper. Saute until mushrooms are tender, stirring occasionally, about 10 minutes. Stir in parsley and serve.

Mushy Love Poem
Touch me and set my soul a blaze Your grace and beauty do amaze For god made one so full of love An angel sent from heaven above To make the world a better place And touch the souls of all you grace And leave inside your essence sweet I seek you out your face to meet For only when my eyes see you Can I carry on the day through You’re light and joy and peace of soul The missing piece that makes me whole I knew you before time began Before there was woman, before man Eternal we are and always to be Your everything good in this world to me So blessed am I that we found each again For you made something great inside this man And now life will never be quite the same You’re written in my heart and my soul knows your name By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Mushroomhead, "simpleton"
Beat Like A Dog, Pissing All Over Shit ON The Rug, Lie Down And Roll Over, Shove My Nose In The Floor Make Me Think About Waht I Have Done Pledge Your Dependencies, Soon Jealousies, Tendencies Turn Secrets We Share, Into Weapons Of Warfare, Bleed Like The Creep That I Have Become Face Down In Shit And I Want You To Beat Me Senseless What Have I Done, It's Just Begun Face Down In Shit And I Want You To Beat Me Senseless

Mushroomhead, "solitaire Unravelling"
Locked Away In A Cage My Rage Has Got The Best Of Me Time Finds A Way Each Day Of Leaving Less Of Me Behind I Find This Fight Must Be Won Inside The Mind So Uptight And Confined Often Blinded By The Light Taking It's Toll On My System Like Some Played Out Existence Time Ticks Away These Last Few Moments Is There Anything We've Left Unsaid? I'm On A Quest For Atonement I've Got To Find Piece Of Mind And A Place To Rest Biding My Time Until I'm Strong Enough To Fight Back Hope, I Hope Against Hope For Some Resistance Been Taking It Out On My System Rest-There's A Calm Before The Storm And The Western Front Is Quiet I've Got Rembrandt As My Right Hand And Solo As My Pilot Condemned Man Condemned Convicted Man Convicted Could Not Save My Life Cutting Strand By Strand Passing It Off Like Some Kind Of King You Don't Know Peace 'til You've Had Suffering I've Suffered All Of Your So Called Resolve But You Haven'

Mushroomhead, "kill Tomorrow"
Want to We can if we want to Lead you from behind you Time will takes it's toll re-evaluate The leeches and the lepers start to salivate Truth is impaired cannot moderate Tension escalates you cannot tolerate Make you want to fly Blind is the ambition that will navigate Default by design the virus infiltrates Corrupted and coerced the silence penetrates Echoing the void now disintegrate If you feel sometimes we're falling Like we're falling away I would not blame you While you flow through my veins Well we pay the price we pay Kill tomorrow yesterday Want to We can if we want to Leave it all behind it's time to walk away A predator has a tendency to stalk their prey With the dawning of the sun awakes another day Desire that's required to play another game Make you want to fly Blame will point it's finger shed some light on fault Around these memories we will build our wall Install instant karma start restoring all Focus on the rise and ignore the fal

Mushroomhead, "sun Doesn't Rises"
Some kind of evidence Some kind of reason Why I can't find a way To begin my life Somewhere in this dying day If I can only find a way for my escape I find it hard to concentrate with all my past mistakes To begin my life I can't feel my faith can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate along the way I may have lost my mind I guess we're all damaged in our own way Alone in our own way Distant headlights desolate highway Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall With eyes wide open I can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate I can watch my world evolve Alone in our own way, I think I sealed my fate Nothing left to die for I can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate Thoughts inside can make me crawl Think I sealed my fate Make me drop down on my knees Break me down until I question me Darkness can't destroy my drive Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall

Mushroomhead, "simple Survival"
The shadow within me The sorrow at my feet Push the colors from the make up Drop your feelings at the door Has anybody here had enough Walking in on so much more Gonna make you give up I wanna see you get up I said your the only one Whats your name Who do you love I wanna hate you kill you Treat you like ive have enough Keep breaking the shame Take away all i wanna say Regretting the day You dont believe in me Ill show you just what you wanna see The end in me Gonna lead the revival No simple Survival For me

Mushroomhead, "eternal"
Face the day embrace the pain Wage my war internal Save my soul eternal Reach out for redemption it bites the hand that needs Neglect becomes rejection the silence sounds retreat I can't believe It's the last time Anything you say Chained to the past ride the wings of despair Corroded and rusted trust beyond repair In this triumph of the wills I won't be overrun The pride that is instilled cannot be overcome I can't believe It's the last time Anything you say It's the last time that I'll try today I can't believe It's the last time Anything you say That I'll fall down It's the last time It's the last time That I'll try today Break it all down

Mushroomhead, "before I Die...live"
Set Me Free Let Me Be Who And What I Am Why Can't You See? You Never Seem To Understand This Pain I Feel Is As Real As Your Ignorance Question Fate As I Await Deliverance Like A Fantastic Fork In Bloody Meat Don't Give Me Love I Wanna Drowned In Your Deep Divide Tumbleweed Sew The Seed In This Ghost Town You Never Know What You'll See When The Sun Goes Down I Saw Her Last In A Dream She Seems To Astound Heard Of Her First Third Verse (216) Hands Bound Taken From Me In My Mind Empty Without It Inside Starving I Am The Deprived Just Want It Once...desires Strong Resistance Is Weak It's Hard To Win When You've Got So Many Mouths To Feed I Could Die For All Of My Sins No Not For That For All That I Have Never Had This Life's A Fight For Fulfillment Inside A War Of My Own Hindsight Look Back With Resentment Taken As I Find Myself All Alone Taken From Me

Mushroomhead-sun Doesn't Rise
Some kind of evidence Some kind of reason Why I can't find a way To begin my life Somewhere in this dying day If I can only find a way for my escape I find it hard to concentrate with all my past mistakes To begin my life I can't feel my faith can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate along the way I may have lost my mind I guess we're all damaged in our own way Alone in our own way Distant headlights desolate highway Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall With eyes wide open I can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate I can watch my world evolve Alone in our own way, I think I sealed my fate Nothing left to die for I can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate Thoughts inside can make me crawl Think I sealed my fate Make me drop down on my knees Break me down until I question me Darkness can't destroy my drive Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall Sun d

Mushroom Samba
(Originally written 01/01/2007, posted online for your pleasure...) Note: Due to the state that I was in, please try not to take me too seriously... Unless, of course, you think there may be something to these ramblings... in which case, you know what to do. THIS IS ME HIGH: Change your perception of the world. Take in every day as if it were some strange boingy thing. With moon stars and funky paranoid nipples. The young friends of the your listerine and oh god the hands, the hands my... Stars. The stars, my lady, they come. Not functioning. Not doing. Need to do, but not doing. The end;ess. The HOLY SHIT. The two guys on the bench, miles away from the explosive ripple of the fireworks, the way the light spread over everything, the words are not coming. By the by, by the way., the wookie nipple pinchy. Above all, remember this: You did experience. You did live. You are never to do mushrooms again, seriously. There are no words,... There are no words, man... B

Mushiness
This is something I wrote a while ago. Read and enjoy it, comment on it, whatever, ya know. MISSED OPORTUNITY As I sit here, Thinking to myself, Tell you the truth, Or put my love on th shelf, I think about it often, Feeling the need for talking, Not to you but my friends, Thinking if I tell you, It's the end, Not wanting to lose you, Willing to forget it just to keep you as a friend, You stole my heart, Can't forget it, Wrote this shit before, Not meaning it till I lived it, So I won't say nothing, Hide my shit, Just sitting here, Wishing I could relive it. Now I know better, Damn I've lost you forever, I'll never forget you, You were my boo, Breaking my heart and taking your part, You were the queen of my heart, Who knows if I'll feel this way about anyone, Guess if I don't, the only solution is love no one. I missed my chance, So I kick my own ass, You could of been my wife, Have you by my side for life, White picket fence and a little house

Mushroomhead's Spring 07 Tour
03/02 - Cleveland, OH - Peabody's 03/03 - Grand Rapids, MI - The Intersection (16+) 03/04 - Madison, WI - The Annex (18+) 03/05 - Springfield, MO - Remmington's (at 201 S. Campbell Rd.) (The Human Abstract joins tour) 03/06 - Topeka, KS - The Static Bar 03/07 - Moore, OK - Diamond Ballroom 03/08 - Little Rock, AR - Juanita's 03/09 - San Antonio, TX - White Rabbit 03/10 - Houston, TX - Meridian 03/11 - Fort Worth, TX - Texas Hellfest @ The Rockyard 03/13 - Fort Lauderdale, FL - Culture Room 03/14 - Orlando, FL - The Social (18+) 03/16 - Jacksonville, NC - Hooligans 03/17 - Fayetteville, NC - Jester's Pub 03/18 - Charlotte, NC - Amos' Southend (16+) 03/19 - Townson, MD - Recher Theater 03/20 - Lancaster, PA - Chameleon Club 03/21 - Asbury Park, NJ - The Stone Pony 03/22 - Allentown, PA - Crocodile Rock 03/23 - Portland, ME - The Station 03/24 - Farmingdale, NY - Crazy Donkey 03/25 - New York, NY - Rebel (16+) 03/26 - Springfield, VA - Jaxx 03/28 - Montreal, QU - Ca

Mushroom Game
MUSHROOM GAME Forming from elements, produced in the ground; he slowly emerged without making a sound. His power so clear, confusing but true; Adventurer's beware: he'll derrange you too!! For better or worse, it's all just the same; for you play by his rules in the Mushroom Game! Dizzy D

Mushy Crap :)
Awwww a child could of made up this song,but isn't that the point of Love when you love like a child there is no conditions on the love it doesn't stop suddenly ,unconditional and pure,fun loving,forgiving,trusting,in awww of another It is easy for a child to give this to a parent and a parent to a child but to give all this to another human being seems hard,well darling Tomaran it in fact is very easy for me to give all this and more to you that is why I know with all my heart you truly are my soul mate a part of me that I didn't know that was missing and now is complete.So what ever may cross our journeys path we will face it together hand and hand I will never loss grip to your hand, nor will I ever loss sight of why we started this path together because of true love and there is no other way to face a life time together without loving like a child.Seeing truths in you, in us that some may never see they may judge ,they may try to destroy ,even saying it isn't true,or selfish but r

Mushroomhead-simple Survival
The shadow within me The sorrow at my feet Push the colors from the make up Drop your feelings at the door Has anybody here had enough Walking in on so much more Gonna make you give up I wanna see you get up I said your the only one Whats your name Who do you love I wanna hate you kill you Treat you like ive have enough Keep breaking the shame Take away all i wanna say Regretting the day You dont believe in me Ill show you just what you wanna see The end in me Gonna lead the revival No simple Survival For me ------------------------

Mush
A Dr. Seuss phase,lol MUSH Here is my poem, all filled with Mush Like mashed potatoes and things and such It's squishy and fun, and just plain plush You'll want to play and make it sqush It's so much fun you'll want to gush but people are listening so you better hush and look, over there, it's your highschool crush! So shush! Just sit here quietly and sqush your mush. Nikki L. 5-16-05

Mushy
Tonight for some reason I am feeling extremely mushy. By mushy I am meaning in that romantic mood, the kind that warms you up and gives you butterflies in your stomach. I am missing Rudi more then anything right now. I know that I do talk to him everyday, yet everyday just doesn't seem to be enough. I remember first writing when I first came back to the states from Germany, I was a mess missing him. Now I am a bit more on the positive side, but still missing him. In my mind it is like playing constant re-runs to all the little things he did, all the little things that made my heart grow so fond. I have never in my life had someone so romantic and caring, I was always going after the bad boys, well in the long run I learned that the bad boys are the ones that cause a lot of pain. This time I have an equal, not someone that looks down on me, but someone that actual states equality on the relationship, and that is on a friendship level as well as the romantic level. But ok I am sitting h

Mu Shu Chicken
Ingredients: * Dipping Sauce: * 1/2 cup chicken broth * 1 tablespoons rice wine vinegar * 2 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 tablespoon brown sugar * 1/2 teaspoon finely minced garlic * 1 tablespoon tomato sauce * Mu Shu: * 1 tablespoon toasted sesame oil * 1/2-3/4 lb. of chicken breasts, cut into bite-size chunks * 1 teaspoon minced garlic * 1 cup sliced mushrooms * 1/2 cup canned bamboo shoots, drained * 4 green onions, trimmed and diced * 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger * 1 tablespoon soy sauce * 2 cups Oriental bean sprouts * 2 eggs, lightly beaten 4 (9-inch ) tortilla-style bread wraps Method To make dipping sauce: In a small bowl whisk together sauce ingredients; set aside. To make mu shu: In a large skillet heat sesame oil over medium-high heat. Saute chicken breast chunks, garlic and mushrooms about 5 minutes; add bamboo shoots and green onions. Saute for 3 more minutes. Add ginger, soy

Mushroom, Bacon, Chicken Casserole...
Mushroom, Bacon, Chicken Casserole Okay, to give a little more variety of things to eat in the next couple of weeks, here this wonderful Southwest Texas traditionally inspired dish (with a little variation of my own): 1) Mix in big stew pot until well mixed and heated --2 cans mushroom soup (also add water as per instructions on can; you will need this extra liquid when adding the corn tortillas later) 1 can rotel tomatoes with cilantro 1 big hand full of snow peas 5 stalks celery diced up 1 jar mild salsa 1 bag grilled chicken strips, hand broken in to bite size chunks (24 oz)** Season to taste (usually use garlic & Mrs Dash's garlic and herb & salt and pepper) 2) Take from heat and add and stir in small torn pieces of corn tortillas. 3) Pour into casserole dish; lay bacon strips on top; top with taco cheese; bake in oven for 19-32 mins. @some type of temp. 4) Ready to serve an army! j/k... It is a hefty amount that goes into a very large casserole dish. ** If

Mushroomhead- Allong The Way
(I'm thirsty - And weary from the heat As the Sands rinse the hands of time I will suck the venom from your wound If you will do the same and suck from mine,) (You and I - Were ruined by This desert between us I walked through the valley and stared into death) (This instance of a distance Designed to defeat us And still her face I can't seem to forget) The war you wage Forever the life that you pay Something wrong in you Comes alive in your veins Lose yourself in some kind of Hell A new version of where you are now Truth's unveiled You'll never ever get out (At a glance - Sudden avalanche Suffocated me within Gasping for air I can't breathe) (Paralyzed - I've been sterilized And cleansed of my sin In a state of suspended belief) Somewhere along the way Time changes everything We all disintegrate It's running out, (Taunted by time Imposing it's certainty Absolute always Stopping for nothing This race cannot be won) (So days it crawls

Mushroom Risotto
INGREDIENTS * 6 cups chicken broth, divided * 3 tablespoons olive oil, divided * 1 pound portobello mushrooms, thinly sliced * 1 pound white mushrooms, thinly sliced * 2 shallots, diced * 1 1/2 cups Arborio rice * 1/2 cup dry white wine * sea salt to taste * freshly ground black pepper to taste * 3 tablespoons finely chopped chives * 4 tablespoons butter * 1/3 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese DIRECTIONS 1. In a saucepan, warm the broth over low heat. 2. Warm 2 tablespoons olive oil in a large saucepan over medium-high heat. Stir in the mushrooms, and cook until soft, about 3 minutes. Remove mushrooms and their liquid, and set aside. 3. Add 1 tablespoon olive oil to skillet, and stir in the shallots. Cook 1 minute. Add rice, stirring to coat with oil, about 2 minutes. When the rice has taken on a pale, golden color, pour in wine, stirring constantly until the wine is fully absorbed. Add 1/2 cup broth to th

Mushrooms In Cream
Chop 1 pound of mushrooms into halves or quarters. Heat 2/3 cup heavy cream. Heat 2T butter in a deep frying pan. Add 3-4 chopped garlic cloves to the butter. Add mushrooms and cook for about 2 min, until brown. Add hot cream, salt, 1 tsp pepper, 2 tsp nutmeg. Cook for about 5 more min, then add 1/2 cup chopped cilantro. Serve on hot buttered rice or French bread

Mushroomhead-the Need Lyrics
Anything you need I cant be anything you need Now i walk alone i find a way All of my prayers unanswered All of my careless actions Failures catastrophy This is killing me Somewhere in here Kindly nail yourself Upon your thoughts Yourve never had enough Pain to feel at all Its coming up now Fade the cross from my memory What part of this is saving me And what exactly is it saving me for I dont need to believe Anymore I look back upon my life I find it hard to find The right words that wont hurt And brings me back to my knees Nail yourself upon your thoughts Close your eyes If you want to be blind

Mushroomhead - The Fallen
Come walk with me Through the world in ruin Come walk with me See if you're amused Indivisible Invincible And we are not amused Underneath it all Invisible Add one and one to lose One and one to lose Fools and criminals Far from minimal Yet both have earned their due Irresistible Who picked your piece for you? It's far too hard to chose We know what you're going through We are the fallen We cease to belong Life leads us all here All along We are the fallen We are what's true We all live on And we are not amused When we are not amused Indivisible Invincible And we are not amused Underneath it all Invisible Add one and one to lose One and one to lose Fools and criminals Far from minimal Yet both have earned their due Irresistible Who picked your piece for you? It's far too hard to chose We know what you're going through We are the fallen We cease to belong Life leads us all here All along We are the fallen We are what's true We all live on And we are not amused When we ar

Mushy Stuff. . .
Love is the river of life in this world. Think not that ye know it who stand at the little tinkling rill, the first small fountain. Not until you have gone through the rocky gorges, and not lost the stream; not until you have gone through the meadow, and the stream has widened and deepened until fleets could ride on its bosom; not until beyond the meadow you have come to the unfathomable ocean, and poured your treasures into its depths ~ not until then can you know what love is Henry Ward Beecher

Mush
I just called my dad who sounded drunk, UGH!!!! He said what happened at this time was my grandma and that guy had went fishing and camping. The house is sold but they werent leaving yet. I kept asking him how he could be letting her go so far away at her age, she will be 85 in September. He didn't say much he tried to blame her medication on the heart attack. I dont know, I am dumb like that. I did call the hospital in Missoula, they did put her nurse in ICU on, she said she couldnt say much over the phone but she did say at the moment she is stable because of the medications and that when my dad gets there there will be a lot more information given I am sure. I am soooo tense right now, all I keep thinking is there is going to be *that* call. I don't want it. All my dad kept saying is she lived her life, WTF!!! He is the only child and should be there and having some say, not this guy that I don't know. I know I haven't seen her is a few years, but for god's sake this is my grandm

Mushroom House Bound!
So..... Thought I would throw up an update blog of where Smurfette has been etc. Sorry I have not been around hardly at all lately. But I have been working on myself and my life w/my kids.. Which are enjoying their new life in Germany and my new life with Skott. We are doing great... He is working with an awesome Construction company now... He got me into wood carving so I have been spending a lot of time doing that and starting to take orders etc. I have also been getting into Cooking and Baking a LOT more than what I was used to, learning new recipes etc. I also finally began my journey on finding my dad's birth family.. since he was adopted at the age of 9yrs... Recently I found everyone again.. Unfortunately it was only just a few months after my natural grandmother Betty passed away. Come to find out I have 2 Uncles & 5 Aunts and a Million cousins... They are mainly all in the Indianapolis area, come to find out over the last few years.. I have also lived a block from a co

Music
"Death Of Seasons" Of late, it's harder just to go outside To leave this deadspace with hatred, so alive Writhing with sickness, thrown into banality, I decay Killed by the weakness, but forced to return, turn it off I watch the stars as they fall from the sky I held a fallen star and it wept for me, dying I feel the fallen stars encircle me now, as they cry Out there so quickly grows malignant tribes Posthuman extinction excels unrecognized Feeling surrounded, so bored with mortality, I decay All of this hatred is fucking real, turn it on... yeah I watch the stars as they fall from the sky I held a fallen star and it wept for me, dying I feel the fallen stars encircle me now, as they cry It won't be all right despite what they say Just watch the stars tonight as they, as they disappear, disintegrate And I disintegrate 'cause this hate is fucking real And I hope to shade the world as stars go out and I disintegrate (It won't be all right Despite what the

Music
Sitting at my desk, singing a harmony to Sound of Silence (by Simon and Garfunkle) man, this is a beautiful song. I am confused, because of men. Which is a normal thing for me, I guess. LOL. The opposite sex, baffles me beyond comprehension. Sometimes, I think they are fueled only by their pricks, other times, I just dont know what the hell is going on in their minds. No offense, this is not meant to ALL men, just seems to be most of the ones I come into contact with. So, I will just sit here, listening to this song on repeat, and try to forget about it, along with the gazillion other things that are on my mind and harmonize to this beautiful song, offkey. ;)

Music
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Music In The Tree
Music in the tree While walking through the Elliot Commons woods Dennis came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing? "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the

Music
You alone can make nighttime sharpens, Heightens each sensation Darkness wakes And stirs imagination Silently the senses Abandon their defenses Helpless to resist the notes I write For I compose, the music of the night Slowly, Gently, Night unfurls its Splendor Grasp it, Sense it, Tremulous and tender Hearing is believing, Music is deceiving Hard as lightning, Soft as candlelight Dare you trust the music of the night Close your eyes - For your eyes will only tell the truth And the truth isn’t what you want to see In the dark, It is easy to pretend That the truth is it ought to be Softly, Deftly, Music shall caress you Hear it, Feel it, Secretly possess you Open up your mind, Let your fantasies unwind In this Darkness which you know you cannot fight, The Darkness of the Music of the Night! Close your eyes - Start a journey through a strange new World! Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before,

Musicians For Dummies
Jessa Moore, 2006 The musically inclined fans: It's one thing to be a fan of bands/ live stage shows and be completely ignorant to anything musical, it's another to be ignorant but act like you know everything. It's not easy. It is really fucking hard to get your shit together. It's one thing to sit home, when you have the time, and hammer out chords and lyrics.. but it's another thing to turn it all around, suck it up, and actually perform this shit for people. The latter is what I always have issues with. I'm not a doe in headlights when it comes to the stage performance, I used to have way too much enthusiasm for what I did. Now a days it's complete paranoia. I'm not comfortable shaking my ass for the world to see all the while trying to hold steady onto a tune and keep belting out the notes while not forgetting the lyrics. It's a huge process. Hardly anything is planned, but it sure as hell is far from easy. I keep seeing reviews- "well, she didn't move much" (talkin about other

Music.
I love Metal. I love Concerts. Please I want to go now. I think everyone should love Meshuggah. Wait I don't think, I know. Damnit. I get to see the famous Massive Attack in Chicago this Tuesday~~ YEAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm telling ya that is a once in a lifetime show.

Music
"She said there is no reason and the truth is plain to see But I wandered through my playing cards I would not let her be oh oh yeah one of sixteen vestel virgins that were leaving for the coast And though my eyes were open they may as well have just been closed" Neil Young This is probable one of the most powerful songs I have heard in a long time. I dont care for Neils voice, but fuck can he paint a picture with words. Zakk Wylde remade this song with only piano. I like that one better. The mood is somber and reflective. And it forces you to look at yourself. How amazing is that! I wish I could write like that. Music. I love music. I have this really spiritual connection to it. Especially those guitar solos that..you know, move mountains. Or even that one note that makes your soul cry. lots of music can do that for me. Could be the bluesy raspy voice of Warren Haynes from Gov't Mule/Allman Brothers. Or a lick from Santana. Maybe its one note from David Gilmoure, or

Music
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Music That I Created, Designed To Fully Sound Nothing Like The Rest. (period)
Yeah so, I'm a musician, not "another musician" ...I'm an "Etheric" style rocker, creating a genre called "Ghost-Rock" ...It's about the Supernatural & the studies of it, related to life in everyone. It's sound-design is very earthly & medieval'esque, not urban nor modern. It's very bright, I hardly go dark, but there are peaks & valleys, with allot of POWER, but no noise at all. It's NOT Metal, NOT Punk, NOR is it Rap, it's just a new style of rock music, very classic-based, but never done before, I swear! The riffs/tunes are not very short, repetitive, nor predictable. Why Supernatural? Well, there are things that Science can't explain, & wont explain.... Like "Black Holes" ...Scientist have tried & keep trying to measure this, but they have came to the conclusion that it CAN'T BE DONE. "Dark Matter"& "Dark Energy" they refer to this in theory... I found ways to include such mysteries of the World within. We all wonder "WHY"? I've been working on this stuff since 1996 for c

Music
Hey everyone! Most of you who know me know how much I love my music!! Just wanted to share...I have a very wide variety of music in my trackz! Feel free to check them out, rip them if you find something you like!! Hope everyone is having a great weekend!!

Music Video
can someone help me get my music video to play? i am trying to get afi's miss murder to play on my profile but for some reason it ain't working or i am doing something wrong... if anyone could find a code for that song that works i would be happy

The Music Plays...sensual
The Music Plays...Sensual by Bigg-G The music plays a romantic tune, softly creates the mood, We gaze into each other eyes and smile, all is right, scented candles lights the room it sets a real romantic mood.. Rose petals on the bed, satin red sheets, the feeling of satin caressing our bodies, the room smells sweet, on the table strawberries and a can of cream.. Honey on the other side of the table, makes me realize the passion and the delight she has in mind, Red wine on ice, one long stem rose placed in her hand sealed with a gentle kiss from my lips, a soft caress on my cheek, a sweet smile on her face makes me feel truly unique, I'm weak at the knees.. My passion arises as I look into her eyes the music plays, our favorite song, as she kisses my lips, I seem to want her more and more.. She feeds me, I feed her, strawberries dipped in cream, we sip the wine ~Oh how divinely~ The taste on her lips excites me, as I nibble on her bottom lip as she holds me tight, the mus

Music Is The Answer!
WMD? Music is the WMC, weapon of mass construction. So practice, practice, practice your art all the way to the Smithsonian levels baby!! Art is what makes us!! Ask not what art can do for you, but what you can do for art!!!! Real art, not some corporate-fake ass flash-in-the pan kind of shit. Art that conveys all human emotions. the good ones, the bad ones, and the ugly ones!!! Supporting art is also part of how it grows, so if you don't make art, support it and you'll be apart of the art too!!! Just some art-thoughts ya'll! >>>>>>C-Money Word>Sound>Power!!!

The Music Of Love
Bodies warm with passion's heat pressed together in hungry embrace. Intertwined we move as one, synchronizing to the inner beat of desire's baton. The erotic rhythm of hips in motion thrusting in time with the melody that steals its way from the depths of our most primitive selves. A harmony of sounds unintelligible, voiced only by passionate lovers. Bodies warm with passion's heat, hard dancing to the music of love.

Music
music helps me thru everything. thats why i listen too all types because not just one type sets me straight and they help when im pissed off or just in a groovy happy free flowing kind of phase .... this sucks but nopt much i can do ....gtg

The Music Fades
When the night falls the music flows like liquid silver into the children of the night, into the animal, into the gypsies. Each have the motivation Each flavors the night. A different feel for the same music. I am new to the night. The flow is intoxicating, and as a youth I over indulge. I dance till I could drop. But you are proud, Your little night time pet, has a new gift. I can dance in all the ways. I have the color of the gypsies, the grace and sleek of the animals the prowess and innocence of the children of the night. To the night I add. You little hybrid adds the demon or the monster. The dance is all the same but the power changes. And I dance in the night. flooded with borrowed music and then at dawn I am still then the music fades, and I sleep

Music To My Ears
Finally! after months of looking, wishing, waiting, wanting, complaining, oh.....sorry. Anyway, I finally got a new guitar! And an amp! I am giddy with excitement! I haven't heard the sound of an electric guitar in so long, it actually made my ears ring a little. Fender amps are the best! No matter how small, they can scream out tones like a half-stack without even cranking the knobs full on. I have alot of my own music, and after so long playing on an acoustic it sounds like totally new stuff on this axe. A Squire (Fender, but cheaper) Stratocaster with Obey graphics, and a Fender Frontman 25w amp. Now I need to go back to the songs I have learned over the past few months and work on them some more because this guitar has a little bit of a longer neck. The acoustic was a short scale, so it's just a matter of getting used to a true guitar. Won't take long. Especially since I have a very hard time putting it down. Of course, I was able to put it down long enough to blog. But it's early

Music
I grew up on Rock n Roll, which is now considered classic rock. I love Metal, Hard Rock, Alternative, even some Pop. I absolutely HATED country until a few years ago. I like a few artists, but I can not get over the WHINING that is in a lot of that music. (This coming from a girl who grew up not too far from NASHVILLE.) Go figure. What do you like?

Music On The Go
Lookout your hearing while enjoying music on the go. Hearing experts are concerned that hearing loss will take place because listening to music through these portable devices can be both loud and long. Causes: 1. Dont sound at maximum volume and that would pose a problem or any damage in 2. Music and other loud noise cause hearing loss by damaging the hair cells a part of our inner ear that helps transmit sound information to our brain. 3. First it starts with temporary damage which lasts may be next day or two after hearing rock or any music loud. 4. Extremely loud noise such as a gunshot, bomb blast and its continuation for few days can permanently damage these hair cells. 5. Any sounds above say 90 decibels (db) may cause some hearing loss. Usually portable music players are able to produce higher then 90 (db) The worst thing is nobody notices until some of its hearing has been permanently damaged. General preventives: 1. Do not turn

Music In Review
i went on tuesday night to a concert in nashville for the scissor sisters. It was agreat show. The music was fun and easy to dance to. Kinda a funky, disco eighties sort of thing, lots of fun, if you havent heard them, youre really missing out.

Music...
yes i listen to britney spears, christina aguilera, and all of them... but im betting you have too once in your life. some of their songs have meanings i can relate to, so seriously dont judge me on if i like them on not because thats stupid. just because i like them doesnt mean you have to... im not going to change what i listen to and like just to please you, so before you go and bitch about just know that im never going to judge you on your music. and if you say one things about it, i will laugh in your face then block you :) THANKS FOR READING!

Music To Your...umm...ears...?
Just when you thought I was done.I found another one.Have you seen the iPod commercials where the guys and gals are dancing erratically? Ha! You were wrong! They are dancing erotically. In my ramblings and musings about the numerous bullet toys out there, I missed a vital one. They make one that plugs in to your iPod! (And they thought this generation was only going to suffer from hearing loss!) "The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music."Don't laugh. I see this being a major problem for men and women alike. Once I have spent a few hours captivated by the pleasurable beat of rap music (Yes, you have finally discovered the true reason behind the success of Eminem.), how can a man hold a candle to that? I will be smacking my boytoy on the ass, yelling that he is not keeping to the beat.We now have a new way to award Emmys though. To hell with how well the song is written, can it induce the Big O for 3 1/2 minutes straight? Maybe they should

Music....
The Reasons Why I Love Music So Much: 1) When ur happi u listen to it and it makes u happier. 2) When ur sad u can either listen to sumthin that can cheer u up or listen to sumthin so much more depressing and u think, "hey maybe my situation isn't so bad." 3) If ur angry u can listen to sum that u can scream along wit and get it out of ur system. 4) U can find love songs for u and ur special sumone. 5) Or if u guys breakup u can find a song to help u get ovr them. 6) If u want to just chill and relax u can just turn the radio on and sit there and think about wutevr comes to mind. 7) Its fun to sing along with. 8) So basically music never lets u down. Its better than havin a bf/gf. **I LOVE MUSIC**

Musings
****PPL WHO LET THEIR KIDS RUN AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD ...UNATTENDED. ****PPL WHO PISS AND MOAN ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP THEIR CHILDHOODS WERE AND BLAME THEIR ADULT FAILURES ON THEIR PARENTS ****OR BLAME THE MAN FOR PERPERTRATIN' A PLAN TO GET A SISTA DOWN ****PPL WHO THINK EVERY LITTLE GIRL SHOULD BE BARBIE,MARTHA STEWART OR BETTY CROCKER WHEN THEY GROW UP. ****PPL FRONT AS THE SHIT LIKE ITS A GOOD THING TO BE COMPARED TO. MORE TO COME...LET ME KNOW IF ANYONE CAN RELATE OR WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS A PARTICULAR NOTATION

Music/poetry
would you be my armageddon bring my world to it's knees? or would you squeeze the trigger if i just begged you please? what would you say if i said i enjoy your punishment? if i said you were my poison would you let me take a sip? would you twist the dagger in my side? would you admit to me our love's a lie? or would you take me by the hand and lead me down that road again? bleeding you left me needing abusive love so numb you left me needing abusive love would you tie the noose hang me from the tree of pain and let me swing for days making sure i'm not the same man i was before i fell in love with a whore? if this is your love i don't want it anymore!

Music, My Raison D'tre
I only hope that everyone has something in their lives about which they are as passionate as I am about music. Music got me high long before drugs did and continues to turn me on well into sobriety. I love just about every expression of music, from Classical to Punk, and Jazz to Rap. As long as it is from the heart and moves me in some way, chances are that I'll at least like it. I especially love Rock, Classical and Jazz, all of them capable of lifting me out of the darkest of moods. I can lose myself in a musical piece, get swept up in the beauty and intensity of a theme, a melody, a rhythm or even a line. I can feel and even see each note, each beat, following the musical journey from the first to the final measure. I play "air" guitar, bass, drums and keyboard without self-consciousness. Having played these instruments at various (mostly unspectacular) levels of competency definitely helps. Watch out when the drum intro of Boston's "Long Time" begins! Or that matter the drums al

Music Trivia Question 1 - Congrats To Michael J! This Rounds Winner
Okay, this is a lyric question, that means I want the name of the artist, song and year it was released. "I lived most of my life in New York City Born and raised in the promised land One day this man in black said, "Listen Jack" Told me I was chosen to kiss the ring on his hand He said "Kindly reconsider the sins of your past" And I said "Mister you can kindly kiss my ass"'

Music Concerts
Wow! I dont even know where to start! That concert totally rocked! JJ and I first got there and the first band was still playing we watched them and the next band for a bit, Than JJ wanted to get some drinks so I told him only go with if he bought me one lol. When I went to the bathroom some girl was giving this guy a a blowjob in the bathroom stall with it open lol and I was like oh my gosh lol so I just went into the other stall and went. Than when the stage was getting ready for 30 seconds to mars come out and play all these people just pushing I was like wtf lol. But than when they came on IT WAS FANTASTIC! Jared Leto on stage there singing oh my gosh he totally rocked wow that was great. Than in one of the songs this girl was all dancing and than started grinding on me I was like hey Ill take that :P so I got in on it with her. Than JJ started going to a mosh and I followed and we started moshing for a bit than it stopped. They played one of their heavy songs and I saw a h

Music Trivia Question 2 - Congrats To Salexanderdagreat!
Willie Nelson, Lars Ulrich, Alice Cooper and Huey Lewis are all proficient in one particular sport. However, one of these men plays a sport different than the other 3. This is a two part question and both parts must be answered correctly to win. Part 1: Who plays a different sport and what is it? Part 2: What sport do the other 3 have in common? WE HAVE A WINNER! salexanderDaGreat@ CherryTAP Willie, Alice and Huey all play golf while Lars plays tennis

Music Trivia Question 3
This 80's pop band took their name from a 1960's Jane Fonda movie. Again, a two part question: What was the movie? Who was the band? Have at it! *Remeber you have to answer here on the blog and you have to answer both parts to win. WE HAVE A WINNER! Diva & Daddy@ CherryTAP The movie is Barbarella and the group is Duran Duran

Music Trivia Question 4 - Winner Maximus
I was born in 1911, I am a blues man that is more famous dead than I am alive. I was made famous by the non blues musicians who have recorded my music and even a movie was made about the "legend" of my life. The mystery of my death in 1938 still surrounds blues scholars but only I know what happened. Dead men tell no tales. I love these two part questions. 1. Who am I? 2. What was the name of the movie made about the "legend" that surrounded my life? Only answers posted on the blog will count and the first answer wins........good luck. WE HAVE A WINNER Maximus@ CherryTAP The answer is Robert Johnson and the movie is Crossroads. I used the term "legend" meaning story or fable. Good Job Maximus!

Music Trivia Question 5 - Winner Little Dick Tom Tom
This ten piece funk band is known for 'theme' album covers that have a drawing featuring members of the band in character on the outside, and a photo of a similar scene inside the record or CD. Who was the group? Remember the answers must be posted here to be considered a winner, first to answer correctly wins. WE HAVE A WINNER! ~~Little Dick TomTom~@ CherryTAP The group is Lakeside and they are best known for their song "Fantastic Voyage" remade by Coolio in the early 90's

Musically Speaking
I recently saw a forwarded email, yeah kinda shocking it was an email not a bulletin or anything like that, about name the top five songs that have changed your life. Now honestly no song has ever been life changing I mean its not like I woke up one morning and all of a sudden heard whatever the radio was playing and decided right then and there its time for this momentous life altering decision. I do however have a few songs that are special to me and woudl go on an "ultimate soundtrack" of my life if you will. And here they are in no particular order of greatness ATC- Without Your Love.. Plain and simple this is me and Taryn's song. Most of the world doesn't know of it because it is one of their many unreleased songs off their first album. Good song, kinda romantic and sappy but oh well. Warren G- Regulators... The song I equate my wedding too. Sitting in the drive thru of the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas early in the morning (230am to be exact) getting married, t

Music
In today's reflection which I meant to post the other day I was going over how powerful music is. I've heard this stated differently before but do you have any idea how powerful the words of music are. They can make you think of someone you care about, they can make a bad day better or sometimes it's just a good way to relax and take a step back. I've found I really enjoy just listening to soundscapes when I want to do some deep meditation or some writing. Words are a powerful tool and should never be taken for granted. Of course they should never be used for purposes other than good but this can't be stopped. Just something to think about.

Music
"Anesthesia" by Type O Negative Like a flash of light in an endless night Life is trapped between two dark entities 'Cause when you trust someone, illusion has begun No way to prepare, impending despair Did one say so cruel: "Tis better to love than lose" Ignorance is bliss - wish not knew your kiss So many times been burned, this lesson goes unlearned Remember desire only fuels the fire - liar Betwixed birth and death, every breath regret I pity the living, envy for the dead Emotionally stunned, in defense, I'm numb I'd rather not care than to be aware - be scared I don't need love Are a thousand tears worth a single smile? When you give an inch, will they take a mile? Longing for the past but dreading the future If not being used, well then you're a user and a loser World reknowned failure at both death and life Given nothingness, purgatory blight To run and hide, a cowardly procedure Opti