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Marijuana Disinformation!
DEA Forced to Scrub Misleading Info on the American Medical Association's Position on Marijuana Activists get the DEA to remove obsolete information from its website claiming that the American Medical Association (AMA) still opposes medical marijuana December 7, 2009  |     On November 10th, the AMA reversed its long-held position that marijuana has no acceptable medicinal value and adopted a new policy position favoring medical marijuana. The AMA called on the U.S. government to reconsider its current classification as a Schedule I substance. (The government categorizes drugs into “Schedules.” Four of the five actually regulate the use of substances, but Schedule I drugs—such as marijuana, heroin and LSD—are completely banned.) However, a week after the announcement of this historic reversal, the DEA still hadn’t removed mention of the AMA’s old, anti-medical-marijuana position from its website. So, the advocacy group Law Enfo
Marihuana Reconsidered (1971) By Carl Sagan
It all began about ten years ago. I had reached a considerably more relaxed period in my life - a time when I had come to feel that there was more to living than science, a time of awakening of my social consciousness and amiability, a time when I was open to new experiences. I had become friendly with a group of people who occasionally smoked cannabis, irregularly, but with evident pleasure. Initially I was unwilling to partake, but the apparent euphoria that cannabis produced and the fact that there was no physiological addiction to the plant eventually persuaded me to try. My initial experiences were entirely disappointing; there was no effect at all, and I began to entertain a variety of hypotheses about cannabis being a placebo which worked by expectation and hyperventilation rather than by chemistry. After about five or six unsuccessful attempts, however, it happened. I was lying on my back in a friend's living room idly examining the pattern of shadows on the ceiling cas
Marines
Tempered by the fire of battle,Tested by fear and doubt,Held up by my God and my brothers. I have suffered,I have hurt,I have bled,I have lived, And I have died. I have wept for fallen brothers,I have prayed for my family at home,I have hoped,And I have loved. Though I've died, I yet live,I am reborn in each new generation of my brothers,I live in them,They carry my memory in their hearts,They honor me, And they will never forget me. This land I love,I have given it all I had to give,And I would do it again. I am one of The Few and the Proud.I am a United States Marine.
Marilyn Manson- If I Was Your Vampire
6 a.m. Christmas morning. No shadows, No reflections here. Lying cheek to cheek In your cold embrace. So soft and so tragic As a slaughterhouse. You press the knife Against your heart. And say, "I love you, so much you must kill me now." I love you So much You must kill me now. If I was your vampire, Certain as the moon, Instead of killing time, We'll have each other Until the sun. If I was your vampire, Death waits for no one. Hold my hands Across your face, Because I think Our time has come. Digging your smile apart With my spade-tounge. The hole is where the heart is. We built this tomb together, And I won't fill it alone. Beyond the pale Everything is black, No turning back. If I was your vampire, Certain as the moon, Instead of killing time, We'll have each other Until the sun. If I was your vampire, Death waits for no one. Hold my hands Across your face, Because I think Our time has come Blood-stained sheets In the shape of your heart, This is where it starts... Blood-stai
Marilyn Manson
[Unknown Woman:]I fuck you because you're famous.I fuck you for your money.I fuck you to control you.I fuck you so someday I can have half of everything you own.I fuck you to fuck you over.I fuck you 'til I find someone better.I fuck you in secret.I fuck you because I can't remember if I already fucked you before.I fuck you out of boredom.I fuck you because I can't feel it anyway.I fuck you to make the pain go away.[Manson:]Fuck you because I loved youFuck you for loving you tooI don't need a reason to hate you the way I do.Fuck you because I loved youFuck you for loving you tooI don't need a reason to hate you the way I do.HATE YOU THE WAY I DO.[Unknown Woman:]I fuck you so I can feel something instead of nothing at all.I fuck you because you're beautiful.I fuck you because you're my nigger.I fuck you because I am your whore.I fuck you because you are a whore.I fuck you for fun.I fuck you for fun.I fuck you because I can.I fuck you so I have a place to stay.I fuck you so you will prot
Marilyn Monroe
I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful. I sin, but I'm not the devil. I'm good, but I'm not an angel.
Marine Corps Hymn
U.S. Marine Corps Hymn (Marine Hymn)     From the Halls of MontezumaTo the Shores of Tripoli;We fight our country's battlesIn the air, on land and sea;First to fight for right and freedom And to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title of United States Marine. Our flag's unfurled to every breezeFrom dawn to setting sun;We have fought in ev'ry clime and placeWhere we could take a gun;In the snow of far-off Northern landsAnd in sunny tropic scenes; You will find us always on the job--The United States Marines. Here's health to you and to our CorpsWhich we are proud to serve In many a strife we've fought for life And never lost our nerve;If the Army and the NavyEver look on Heaven's scenes; They will find the streets are guarded By United States Marines.
Marine Corps Staff Sgt. Scott N. Germosen
Died January 09, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 37, of New York City; assigned to Marine Aerial Transport Refueler Squadron 352, based at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar Calif.; killed in a refueling tanker crash, on Jan. 9, 2002 in Pakistan.
Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt. Stephen L. Bryson
Died January 09, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 36, of Montgomery, Ala.; assigned to Marine Aerial Transport Refueler Squadron 352, based at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar Calif.; killed in a refueling tanker crash, on Jan. 9, 2002 in Pakistan.
Marine Corps Sgt. Nathan P. Hays
Died January 09, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 21, of Wilbur, Wash.; assigned to Marine Aerial Transport Refueler Squadron 352, based at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar Calif.; killed in a refueling tanker crash, on Jan. 9, 2002 in Pakistan.
Marine Corps Capt. Matthew W. Bancroft
Died January 09, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 29, of Redding, Calif.; assigned to Marine Aerial Transport Refueler Squadron 352, based at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar Calif.; killed in a refueling tanker crash, on Jan. 9, 2002 in Pakistan.
Marine Corps Sgt. Jeannette L. Winters
Died January 09, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 25, of Gary, Ind.; assigned to Marine Aerial Transport Refueler Squadron 352, based at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar Calif.; killed in a refueling tanker crash, on Jan. 9, 2002 in Pakistan.
Marine Corps Capt. Daniel G. Mccollum
Died January 09, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 29, of Irmo, S.C.; assigned to Marine Aerial Transport Refueler Squadron 352, based at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar Calif.; killed in a refueling tanker crash, on Jan. 9, 2002 in Pakistan.
Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Bryan P. Bertrand
Died January 09, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 23, of Coos Bay, Ore.; assigned to Marine Aerial Transport Refueler Squadron 352, based at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar Calif.; killed in a refueling tanker crash, on Jan. 9, 2002 in Pakistan.
Marine Corps Staff Sgt. Walter F. Cohee Iii
Died January 20, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 26, of Wicomico, Md.; assigned to Heavy Helicopter Squadron 361, based at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar Calif.; killed in a CH-53E crash on Jan. 20, 2002 in Afghanistan.
Marine Corps Sgt. Dwight J. Morgan
Died January 20, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 24, of Mendocino Calif.; assigned to Heavy Helicopter Squadron 361, based at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar Calif.; killed in a CH-53E crash on Jan. 20, 2002 in Afghanistan.
Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Antonio J. Sledd
Died October 08, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 20, of Hillsborough, Fla.; assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 1st Marines, 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit; killed in a terrorist attack on Oct. 8, 2002, in Kuwait.
Maria
I'm just a simple guy who loves to watch misfits of science online as my favorite past time.
Marine Mom Tears!!
I remember the first time I held you in my arms, proof that God does answer prayers, I cried! I remember your first day of kindergarten, I cried more than you! I remember graduation day how proud I was, hearing your name and watching you receive your diploma, I cried! I remember the day you told us you were joining the United States Marine Corps, my heart skipped a beat or two and oh yeah, I cried! I remember that early morning I drove you to the bus for boot camp, oh yeah I cried! I remember listening to those songs on the radio and news on television, I cried! I remember your deployment day, wiping tears on that long ride, hoping we would never get there. I cried so hard giving you that last hug for awhile knowing my heart and soul was being torn apart knowing you would be so far away and even this time the good ole cell phone would fail me, oh yeah, I cried. My Marine, as you can see moms have endless tears because of love and respect for the Marine you have become but
A Marie Galvani Original Poem
You Your eyes, your lipsYour gentle fingertips.Your smile your laughThe way you take up on my behalf.Your touch your scent.To me you're heaven sent.The way I feelIs so unreal.No words can sayHow you make me feel each day.You are a blessing in disguise.Oh how you opened up my eyes.I have never be treated so sweetlyOr understood so completely.You make me happier than I have ever beenYou make me laugh like I haven't since I don't know when.You
Marine Sgt. Brian Mcginnis
Died March 30, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 23, of St. Georges, Del.; assigned to Marine Light Attack Helicopter Squadron 169, Marine Aircraft Group 39, Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a helicopter crash in southern Iraq.
Marine Capt. Aaron J. Contreras
Died March 30, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 31, of Sherwood, Ore.; assigned to Marine Light Attack Helicopter Squadron (HMLA)-169, Marine Aircraft Group-39, Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a helicopter crash in southern Iraq.
Marine Sgt. Michael V. Lalush
Died March 30, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 23, of Troutville, Va.; assigned to Marine Light Attack Helicopter Squadron (HMLA)-169, Marine Air Craft Group-39, Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a helicopter crash in southern Iraq.
Marine Corps Christmas
Twas the nite before Christmas, they lived far from home, in dark,sandy quarters, but not all alone After clearing the checkpoints, and with presents to give, I wanted to see the Marines Who in these quarters did live. As I looked all about, an awesome sight I did see, some of the few and the proud, U.S. Marines Some young, some old, with boots full of sand, Marine Corps brothers with rifles in hand. Seeing bravery, courage, and toughness of mind, a sobering thought came thru my mind For these quarters were different, housing hardcharging Marines; Who make it through with various routines The only easy day was the one they just got thru; Uncommon valor, still a common virtue Yet their spirits were high, Minds and bodies were strong; Despite the months that were trying and long These were the heroes of whom I had read; Whose main purpose was to make the enemy dead I knew the Americans who i saw on this night owed their lives to these men, the first ones to
Marine Lance Cpl. William W. White
Died March 29, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 24, of Brooklyn, N.Y.; assigned to 3rd Amphibious Assault Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a vehicle accident in Iraq.
Marine Staff Sgt. James W. Cawley
Died March 29, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 41, of Roy, Utah; assigned to F Company, 2nd Battalion, 23rd Marine Regiment, 4th Marine Division, in Salt Lake City, Utah; killed in action in Iraq.
Marine Sgt. Fernando Padilla-ramirez
Died March 28, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 26, of Yuma, Ariz.; assigned to Marine Wing Support Squadron-371, Marine Wing Support Group-37, Marine Corps Air Station, Yuma, Ariz.; went missing while conducting convoy operations near Nasiriyah, Iraq. His remains were identified April 10.
Marine Lance Cpl. Jesus A. Suarez Del Solar
Died March 27, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 20, of Escondido, Calif.; assigned to 1st Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in action in Iraq.
Marine Gunnery Sgt. Joseph Menusa
Died March 27, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 33, of San Jose, Calif.; assigned to 1st Combat Engineer Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed March 27 in an ambush in Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Robert M. Rodriguez
Died March 27, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of Queens, N.Y.; assigned to 1st Tank Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Marine Corps Air-Ground Combat Center, Twentynine Palms, Calif.; killed in action near the Euphrates River northwest of Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Maj. Kevin Nave
Died March 26, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 36, of Union Lake, Mich.; assigned to 3rd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a vehicle accident in Iraq.
Marine Pfc. Francisco A. Martinez Flores
Died March 25, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of Los Angeles; assigned to 1st Tank Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Marine Corps Air-Ground Combat Center, Twentynine Palms, Calif.; killed in action while conducting convoy operations near the Euphrates River, Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Patrick T. O’day
Died March 25, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 20, of Sonoma, Calif.; assigned to 1st Tank Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Marine Corps Air-Ground Combat Center, Twentynine Palms, Calif.; killed in action while conducting convoy operations near the Euphrates River, Iraq.
Marine Staff Sgt. Donald C. May Jr.
Died March 25, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 31, of Richmond, Va.; assigned to 1st Tank Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Marine Corps Air-Ground Combat Center, Twentynine Palms, Calif.; killed in action while conducting convoy operations near the Euphrates River, Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Thomas A. Blair
Died March 24, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 24, of Wagoner, Okla.; assigned to 2nd Low Altitude Air Defense Battalion, Marine Air Control Group-28, 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing, Cherry Point, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Sgt. Bradley S. Korthaus
Died March 24, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 28, of Davenport, Iowa; assigned to Engineering Company C, 6th Engineer Support Battalion, 4th Force Service Support Group, based in Peoria, Ill.; drowned in the Saddam Canal in southern Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Evan T. James
Died March 24, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 20, of La Harpe, Ill.; assigned to Engineering Company C, 6th Engineer Support Battalion, 4th Force Service Support Group, based in Peoria, Ill.; drowned in the Saddam Canal in southern Iraq.
Marine Pvt. Nolen R. Hutchings
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 19, of Boiling Springs, S.C.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah March 23. He was listed as missing until April 13, when the Defense Department announced his remains had been identified.
Marine Lance Cpl. Donald J. Cline Jr.
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of Washoe, Nev.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah on March 23. He was listed as missing until April 13, when the Defense Department announced his remains had been identified.
Marine Cpl. Kemaphoom A. Chanawongse
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 22, of Waterford, Conn.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed near Nasiriyah on March 23. He was listed as missing until April 14, when the Defense Department announced his remains had been identified.
Marine Pfc. Tamario D. Burkett
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of Erie, N.Y.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah March 23. He was listed as missing until April 13, when the Defense Department announced his remains had been identified.
Marine Cpl. Jorge A. Gonzalez
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 20, of Los Angeles; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Jose A. Garibay
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of Costa Mesa, Calif.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. David K. Fribley
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 26, of Warsaw, Ind.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Sgt. Michael E. Bitz
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 31, of Ventura, Calif.; assigned to 2nd Assault Amphibious Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Patrick R. Nixon
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of Nashville, Tenn.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action March 23 near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Pvt. Jonathan L. Gifford
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 30, of Decatur, Ill.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah March 23. He was listed as missing until April 14, when the Defense Department announced his remains had been identified.
Marine Lance Cpl. Thomas J. Slocum
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 22, of Thornton, Colo.; assigned to the 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Randal Kent Rosacker
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of San Diego; assigned to the 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine 2nd Lt. Frederick E. Pokorney Jr.
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 31, of Tonopah, Nev.; assigned to the Headquarters Battery, 1st Battalion, 10th Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Staff Sgt. Phillip A. Jordan
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 42, of Enfield, Conn.; assigned to the 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Michael J. Williams
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 31, of Yuma, Ariz.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Brian Rory Buesing
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 20, of Cedar Key, Fla.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Sgt. Brendon C. Reiss
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 23, of Natrona, Wyo.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in action near Nasiriyah, Iraq, on March 23.
Marine Sgt. Nicolas M. Hodson
Died March 22, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 22, of Smithville, Mo.; assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in a vehicle accident in Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Eric J. Orlowski
Died March 22, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 26, of Buffalo, N.Y.; assigned to the 2nd Tank Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in a machine-gun accident in Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Jose Gutierrez
Died March 21, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 22, of Los Angeles; assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in action in Southern Iraq.
Marine 2nd Lt. Therrel S. Childers
Died March 21, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 30, of Harrison County, Miss.; assigned to the 1st Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in action in Sothern Iraq.
Marine Staff Sgt. Kendall Damon Waters-bey
Died March 20, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 29, of Baltimore; assigned to the Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron – 268, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a CH-46E helicopter crash in Kuwait.
Marine Capt. Ryan Anthony Beaupre
Died March 20, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 30, of Bloomington, Ill.; assigned to the Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron 268, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a CH-46E helicopter crash in Kuwait.
Marine Maj. Jay Thomas Aubin
Died March 20, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 36, of Waterville, Maine; assigned to the Marine Aviation Weapons and Tactics Squadron 1, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Marine Corps Air Station Yuma, Ariz.; killed in a CH-46E helicopter crash in Kuwait.
Marine Cpl. Brian Matthew Kennedy
Died March 20, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 25, of Houston; assigned to the Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron 268, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a CH-46E helicopter crash in Kuwait.
Marine Corps Pfc. James R. Dillon Jr.
Died March 13, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 19 of Grove City Pa.; assigned to B Company, 3rd Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Twentynine Palms, Calif.; killed as a result of a self-inflicted gunshot on March 13, 2003, in Kuwait.
Marine Chief Warrant Officer Andrew T. Arnold
Died April 22, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 30, of Spring, Texas; assigned to the 1st Battalion, 10th Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade based in Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in a non-hostile accident when a rocket-propelled grenade launcher being fired for familiarization malfunctioned near Kut, Iraq. The incident is under investigation.
Marine Chief Warrant Officer Robert W. Channell Jr.
Died April 22, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 36, of Tuscaloosa, Ala.; assigned to the 1st Battalion, 10th Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade based in Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in a non-hostile accident when a rocket-propelled grenade launcher being fired for familiarization malfunctioned near Kut, Iraq. The incident is under investigation.
Marine Cpl. Armando Ariel Gonzalez
Died April 14, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 25, of Hileah, Fla.; assigned to Marine Wing Support Squadron 273, Marine Wing Support Group 27, 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing, Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, S.C.; killed in a non-hostile accident when a commercial refueler collapsed at Logistics Supply Area Viper in southern Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Jason David Mileo
Died April 14, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 20 of Centreville, Md.; assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division based in Twentynine Palms, Calif.; shot and killed after being mistaken for an enemy soldier in the vicinity of Baghdad. The incident is under investigation.
Marine Lance Cpl. David Edward Owens Jr.
Died April 12, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 20, of Winchester, Va.; assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed after receiving wounds in action in central Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Jesus A. Gonzalez
Died April 12, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 22, of Indio, Calif.; assigned to 1st Tank Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Twentynine Palms, Calif.; killed April 12 while manning a checkpoint in Baghdad.
Marine Staff Sgt. Riayan A. Tejeda
Died April 11, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 26, of New York, N.Y.; assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed April 11 during combat operations against enemy forces in northeast Baghdad.
Marine Gunnery Sgt. Jeffrey E. Bohr Jr.
Died April 10, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 39, of Ossian, Iowa; assigned to 1st Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed April 10 in northern Baghdad while engaging enemy forces.
Marine Pfc. Juan Guadalupe Garza Jr.
Died April 8, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 20, of Temperance, Mich.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in action in central Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Andrew Julian Aviles
Died April 7, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 18, of Palm Beach, Fla.; assigned to 4th Assault Amphibian Battalion, 4th Marine Division, Tampa, Fla.; killed in action in central Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Jesus Antonio Medellin
Died April 7, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of Fort Worth, Texas; assigned to 3rd Assault Amphibian Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in action in central Iraq.
Marine 1st Sgt. Edward Smith
Died April 5, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 38, of Chicago; assigned to 2nd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, based at Camp Pendleton, Calif.; died in Doha, Kuwait, of wounds received in action in central Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Bernard G. Gooden
Died April 4, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 22, of Mt. Vernon, N.Y.; assigned to 2nd Tank Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed during a firefight in central Iraq.
Marine 1st Lt. Brian M. Mcphillips
Died April 4, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 25, of Pembroke, Mass.; assigned to 2nd Tank Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed during a firefight in central Iraq.
Marine Capt. Benjamin W. Sammis
Died April 4, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 29, of Rehobeth, Mass.; assigned to the Marine Light Attack Helicopter Squadron 267, Marine Aircraft Group 39, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Camp Pendleton; Calif.; killed in action when his helicopter crashed near Ali Aziziyal, Iraq.
Marine Capt. Travis A. Ford
Died April 4, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 30, of Ogallala, Neb.; assigned to Marine Light Attack Helicopter Squadron 267, Marine Aircraft Group 39, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in action when his AH-1W Super Cobra helicopter crashed during combat operations near Ali Aziziyal, Iraq.
Marine Sgt. Duane R. Rios
Died April 4, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 25, of Griffith, Ind.; assigned to 1st Combat Engineer Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed during a firefight in central Iraq.
Marine Pfc. Chad E. Bales
Died April 3, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 20, of Coahoma, Texas; assigned to the 1st Transportation Support Battalion, 1st Force Service Support Group, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a non-hostile vehicle accident east of Ash Shahin, Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Erik H. Silva
Died April 3, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 22, of Chula Vista, Calif.; assigned to 3rd Battalion, 5th Marines, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in action in Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Mark A. Evnin
Died April 3, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of Burlington, Vt.; assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, Twentynine Palms, Calif.; killed in action during a firefight in central Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Brian E. Anderson
Died April 2, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 26, of Durham, N.C.; assigned to the 2nd Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed in a non-hostile vehicle accident west of Nasiriyah, Iraq.
Marine Pfc. Christian D. Gurtner
Died April 2, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 19, of Ohio City, Ohio; assigned to the 3rd Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Marine Corps Air-Ground Combat Center, Twentynine Palms, Calif.; killed by an accidental weapons discharge in southern Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Joseph B. Maglione
Died April 1, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 22, of Lansdale, Pa.; assigned to Bridge Company B, 6th Engineer Support Battalion, 4th Force Service Support Group, based in Folsom, Pa.; killed by a non-combat weapon discharge at Camp Coyote, Kuwait.
The Marionette
The Marionette                                         How can i forget you when its me i can't forgive. This hollow once soul filled marionette now hangs lifeless, forgotten by the strings that once brought him life In this twisted depiction of life that once mimicked what could only be best described as heaven on earth filled with passion, love and excitement framed in by time that moved so slowly you thought the next second would never tick by. Now resembles an empty spilled bottle of whiskey sitting next to a smoldering ashtray in a post apocalyptic shell of a church that is being destroyed at its very foundation by the twisted Thorn covered memories of being cast aside time and time again and as the marionette sits half propped up on a chair sitting in a doorway of this once bustling sanctuary with a blank stare upon his faded cracked almost invisible smiling face the wind starts to blow through the shattered windows  that would have pictured the struggles of a Savior almost for
Marine Sgt. Kirk Allen Straseskie
Died May 19, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 23, of Beaver Dam, Wis.; assigned to 1st Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; drowned while attempting to rescue crewmembers of a Marine CH-46 Sea Knight helicopter that went down in the Shatt al Hillah Canal in Iraq.
Marine Capt. Andrew David La Mont
Died May 19, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 31, of Eureka, Calif.; assigned to Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron 364, Marine Aircraft Group 39, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a CH-46 Sea Knight helicopter crash in the Shatt al Hillah Canal in Iraq.
Marine Staff Sgt. Aaron Dean White
Died May 19, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 27, of Shawnee, Okla.; assigned to Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron 364, Marine Aircraft Group 39, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a CH-46 Sea Knight helicopter crash in the Shatt al Hillah Canal in Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Jason W. Moore
Died May 19, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of San Marcos, Calif.; assigned to Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron 364, Marine Aircraft Group 39, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Camp Pendleton, Calif., killed in a CH-46 Sea Knight helicopter crash in the Shatt al Hillah Canal in Iraq.
Marine 1st Lt. Timothy Louis Ryan
Died May 19, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 30, of Aurora, Ill.; assigned to Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron 364, Marine Aircraft Group 39, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in a CH-46 Sea Knight helicopter crash in the Shatt al Hillah Canal in Iraq.
Marine Cpl. Douglas Marenco Reyes
Died May 18, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 28, of Chino, Calif.; assigned to Light Armored Vehicle-Air Defense Battery, 4th Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion, 4th Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed when the transport truck in which he was riding rolled over near Samawah, Iraq.
Marine Lance Cpl. Nicholas Brian Kleiboeker
Died May 13, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 19, of Irvington, Ill.; assigned to 2nd Combat Engineer Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, Camp Lejeune, N.C.; killed near Hillah, Iraq, when the munitions bunker he was working in caught fire and exploded.
Marine Pfc. Jose Gonzalez Rodriguez
Died May 12, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 19, of Norwalk, Calif.; assigned to 1st Supply Battalion, 1st Force Service Support Group, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in Iraq when unexploded ordnance he was handling detonated.
Marine Lance Cpl. Jakub Henryk Kowalik
Died May 12, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 21, of Schaumburg, Ill.; assigned to 1st Maintenance Battalion, 1st Force Service Support Group, Camp Pendleton, Calif.; killed in Iraq when unexploded ordnance he was handling detonated.
Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew R. Smith
Died May 10, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 20, of Anderson, Ind.; assigned to Detachment 1, Communications Company, Headquarters and Service Battalion, 4th Force Service Support Group, Peru, Ind.; killed in a non-hostile vehicle accident in Kuwait.
Marine Lance Cpl. Cedric E. Bruns
Died May 9, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 22, of Vancouver, Wash.; assigned to 6th Engineer Support Battalion, 4th Force Service Support Group, Eugene, Ore.; killed in a non-hostile vehicle accident in Kuwait.
Marijuana Cookies Recipe
Marijuana Cookies   Green Chocolate Chip Cookies   1. Melt 1lb butter or margarine in double boiler, add 1/2 to 1 oz ground marijuana leaf or 2 – 6 grams of seedless flower and cook covered on low heat for 20 mins (be careful not to burn mixture) 2. Pour the marijuana butter mixture into a large bowl. Add 1 cup white sugar and mix well with an electric mixer. 3. Add 1lb brown sugar and mix well. 4. Beat 5 eggs well and mix into sugar mixture and mix thoroughly, 5. Sift 3 1/2 cups of flour, 2 tsp of baking powder and 1 tsp salt together, then add to egg/sugar mixture and mix with a large spoon by hand until well blended, 6. Blend in 2 12-oz packages of chocolate chips. Mixture will be thick. 7. Bake in oven pre-heated to 375 degrees for 10-12 mins.
Marilyn Manson
Its No wonder kids are growing up more cynical, They have alot of information in front of them... They can see That they are Living in a world thats made of bullshit In the past there was always the idea that you could turnand run and start something better - But now... America has become one big mall... And because of the interentand all of the Technologly, We have Theres no where to run.. -Marilyn Manson 1999~
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Marijuana And Our Economy
It might not be by coincidence that marijuana is becoming such a serious issue during the current state of our economy. Is it possible after being prohibited and looked down on, that marijuana could be what breaths life back into the United States? Experts and officials are starting to say yes. Recently 300 economists signed a petition all agreeing that the legalization of marijuana could save the federal government $13.5 billion a year, simply by cutting prohibition enforcement and taxing cannabis sales. This might not seem like much when looking at our $1.5 trillion deficit, however it's financially a step in the right direction, and a huge step forward to using marijuana to it's full possible potential. California officials are looking at the math as well seeing how the state can save money by taxing legalized pot. Tom Ammiano announced the introduction of a bill similar to Washington's and Colorado's legislation to be voted on this November. This bill aims to tax and regul
Marijuana Recipes!
 Lets Cook Dinner       Pot Meat Balls What We’ll Need: 2 tablespoons butter 1/2 small onion, minced 1.5 pounds of ground round beef (85% lean) 1 egg yolk 1/4 cup heavy cream 1 tablespoon salt Few grinds black pepper 1 teaspoon ground allspice 7-10 grams of high-grade cannabis or 14 grams of reggie bush, ground into a fine powder 1.5 pieces white bread, crust removed, torn and soaked in whole milk Sauce: 2 tablespoons butter 2 tablespoons flour 3 cups chicken stock Salt and freshly ground black pepper 1/2 cup heavy cream 1 to 2 tablespoons blackberry jam 1/4 cup chopped parsley leaves (optional) Lingonberry jam, for serving (optional)This recipe makes about 30 meatballs.DIRECTIONS Preheat the oven to 275 degrees F. Place the powdered cannabis on a cookie sheet spread out in an even, thin layer and bake for 20 minutes. Once done baking cool cannabis to room temperature. Increase the heat of the oven to 300 degrees F. Melt 1 tablespoon of the butter in a large saute pan ov
Mario
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Mario Game
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Marijuana Cases To Be Dismissed In Washington
County and state prosecutors in Washington are thumping through their cases and are dropping misdemeanor marijuana possession cases after voters have approved legal recreational use of cannabis. This past election has scored some big wins for pro marijuana advocates and medical cannabis patients. Voters in both Washington and Colorado have passed a bill which would allow adults over the age of 21 to possess and use marijuana for not only medical purposes but for recreational use as well. But this isn't just good news for those looking to toke up. Current defendants in Clark County who were busted under the newly legal limits of marijuana possession will be getting a much needed break for their offenses. Prosecutor Tony Golik reports that his office will be dropping cases of defendants who are at least 21 years of age and who were in possession of an ounce or less. These were the parameters outlined under Initiative 502 which was passed by voters on this Novembers election. The new
Marionat Bridal Frühjahr 2013 Brautkleid Kollektion Auf Der New York Bridal Markt
Auf 13 bis 15 Oktober in New York City Pier 94 ist Gastgeber New York International Bridal Week. Die expansive Raum wird eine wichtige Rolle bei Hosting-Anbietern und Käufern spielen. Hersteller, Designer, Einkäufer und Verkäufer aus der ganzen Welt werden anwesend sein Die dreitägige Veranstaltung wird Modenschauen, Tagungen und Besichtigungen haben als Hersteller off zeigen ihre neuesten Styles und Kollektionen. Marionat Bridal teilnehmen werden, den Markt zu zeigen, ihre Frühjahr 2013 hochzeitskleider Sammlung und Braut-Accessoires. Ihre Standnummer ist 939. In ihrem Stand wird eine vollständige Anzeige der Kopfschmuck, Schleier, Schmuck und ihre Frühjahr 2013 Brautkleid Kollektion von Magnolia von Marionat Brautkleider sein. Ein Blick, was los ist, um am Markt gezeigt werden enthüllt asymmetrischen Stirnbänder, traditionellen Diademe, Clips und Kämme in allen Größen, Schleier mit komplizierten Perlenstickerei und Mustern, schöne Spitzen und der Kathedrale Länge Schleier. In dieser
Marinated Chicken And Lamb Fillet With Saffron Yogurt.
Ingredients:2 1/4 cup FAGE Total Greek YogurtDry oregano1 small packet of saffron powderSea salt and black pepper1 tsp turmeric2 1/4 cup diced lamb leg steak2 skinless chicken fillets2 naan breadGreen salad leaves½ bunch chives, choppedPreparation Directions:The day before, mix FAGE Total Greek Yogurt, oregano, half the saffron, seasoning and turmeric together. Split this mixture and spread half over the lamb and chicken to marinate. Chill the remaining half in a bowl.Seal the chicken in a hot pan and cook thoroughly, or until golden brown.Seal the lamb in another hot pan and cook to your liking—better on the pink side.When the meat is just about cooked, warm through the naan bread in the oven.To serve, arrange the naan in the center of the plate and pile green salad leaves on top. Dress the meat around the naan, and finish with a spoonful of the remaining saffron yogurt in the center and a few chives.
Marijuana Stores Banned In Douglas County
Marijuana maybe legal in Colorado for all adults, but good luck finding a place to purchase your cannabis in some counties. Douglas County just became the first county to out right ban commercial pot operations, and others are considering to follow. According to the Denver Post, anti-marijuana communities are taking action against commercial marijuana shops in their county. Douglas County is the first to quickly decide against stores opening their doors in the community. The ban on recreational marijuana businesses will take effect Thursday regardless of the new law and the money generated by cannabis businesses. "That's a revenue source that we're not interested in having here," said Douglas County spokeswoman Wendy Holmes. Holmes also added that a board did consider the financial benefits of pot shops, but continued against them anyway. Douglas County residents voted against marijuana measures four times in the past 12 years, including Amendment 64 which makes it legal
Marissa Part 7
Exhausted, she had to let go of the impulse's of wanting to give in to David. She find herself having a couple of glasses of wine with her meal. She feels like she is going crazy, nights are truing into days, She has been seeing David for over 4 mouths now. She is not sure what to do any more. She takes a hot shower as the water hits her naked body she feels warmth come over her. As she moves her hands over her breast and down her naked body she thinks of David. She feels the wetness of her juices come over her.  She pulls her hair,  licks her fingers moves down to finger herself. She wanted him, so bad. Stroking herself, calling out his name. David, David. As if he was in side her. Marissa keeps "stroking herself" juices of her fingers are so most. She is so surprised that she is so wet..... Then she here's a door open. She is afraid? Is this a bad dream. Did I have a bad dream....                                                                                                        
Marines To Invade South Carolina
Kurt Nimmo Infowars.com February 4, 2013 Marines and sailors will invade Jasper County, South Carolina, this week, The Island Packet reported on Sunday. The 26th Marine Expeditionary Unit will train in the town of Ridgeland, the county seat, in preparation for “deployment to Mediterranean and African shores,” 2nd Lt. Gerard R. Farao told the newspaper. The training will be coordinated with local, county and state agencies and officials, including the Ridgeland police and fire departments, a Marine Corps news release states. Residents are warned “training could take place at any time” this week in the town and they will “likely see and hear military vehicles and possibly see aircraft” along with soldiers in uniform carrying weapons. “Some exercises will take place at night. Residents might hear ‘popping’ sounds as Marines fire blanks. The blanks do not pose a hazard for residents, Farao said,” the Beaufort Gaze
Marilyn
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Maria Is Roma – So Now She Will Become Invisible Once More
Maria, the "mystery" girl taken away from a Roma couple in Greece was, DNA evidence has shown, the biological daughter of a Roma couple in Bulgaria. Blonde hair and blue eyes was evidence enough for police in Greece, and in two separate cases in Ireland, to take action. But now that it has emerged that Maria is a Roma child, it is painfully predictable that global interest in her fate will fade. Whatever the legal fate of the couple who have been charged with her abduction, Maria, like other Roma children, will have to navigate her way through life suffering illiteracy, unemployment, and segregation in education. She will have on average 10 years lower life expectancy than the mainstream population due to hunger and malnutrition, squalid housing and substandard healthcare. If European governments or the wider community are really interested in helping Maria and other Roma children like her, they should start with ensuring access to basic documentation and fundamental rights. I am Rom
Marital Paradign
MARITAL PARADIGMNo longer hoveringHe is covering his lover.....Safely snug there is no otherPlace she'd rather be....Than in the nook of his shoulderbreathing in the scent of his sweatwhile he holds her tenderly.Basking in the afterglow of the love they'd just made.As he exhales, every shallow breath fadesinto soft kisses on her cheek.Weak and spent,both are contentdreaming of pent up energy being released...His weight does not bother her in the least....Because he feasted on her juicy meal,Until she'd spilled all over the sheets.Unconcerned with the wet spot,she lays atop, sandwiched between the bed and her comforter.He comforts her in peace.With unceasing love she keepshim in her heart.....Spiritually connected never apart...Together in sync....Physically linked in position....Locked, Like clockwork in perfect time....A marital paradigm.He smothersHis mate in a desirable protective structureThat she equatesAs undying love.
Maria Callas: The Truth Is She Was Far From Perfect
It is a brave man who dares criticise Maria Callas these days. In the 20 years since her lonely death in Paris at the age of 54 the American-born Greek soprano has been deified transformed almost beyond recognition from the controversial artist whose appearances were as eagerly awaited by some as they were detested by others. No one detests Callas today, and yet she did not sing a single performance at the Metropolitan Opera House in New York at which she was not booed, nor did she have the pleasure of ever once reading truly enthusiastic (or intelligent) press there. Even at her debut as Bellini's Norma, an event for which I, a 17-year-old student, had queued for three days for standing room in the highest reaches of the Met, she was booed at the earliest possible moment: a sustained note in the recitative before Norma's first great aria, the celebrated 'Casta Diva.' It's not a particularly important note as these things go, and most audiences don't notice it because most Normas have
A Marine's Christmas Poem
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,    HE LIVED ALL ALONE,    IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF    PLASTER AND STONE.       I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY    WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,    AND TO SEE JUST WHO    IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.       I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,    A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,    NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,    NOT EVEN A TREE.       NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,    JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,    ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES    OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.       WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,    AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,    A SOBER THOUGHT    CAME THROUGH MY MIND.       FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,    IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,    I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,    ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.       THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,    SILENT, ALONE,    CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR    IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.       THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,    THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,    NOT HOW I PICTURED    A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.       WAS THIS THE HERO    OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?    CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,    THE FLOOR FOR A BED?       I REALIZED THE F
Mark Me In Red
bound with silken scarves made hard by anticipation you pounce with feline grace my naked flesh a fresh canvas for your lipstick covered lips crazy patterns spin us wildly mark me as yours forevermore rings of red run up and down each inch another encircles me marking each gasp and moan coaxed out by her hungry mouth till no space is left bare or dry my love will rock her head and sigh upon that pillar raised so high to make me spill my seed for her
Mark Yourself
Well I added a world map to see where all my vistiors are from so please mark yourself if you dont mind! Thanks Badass
Market Research
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes." When he then asked how she used it, she said, "To assist sexual intercourse." The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?" "Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
Marketing Genius
This is the first blog cross posted here. Archives can be found at Shockingly Provincial. Now on with the rant. These days the PC thing to attack fast food restaurants for is not labor practices or wages. It is advertising directed at children. Every television sweeps season one of the major networks runs an in depth investigative bit about childhood obesity. Sometimes it is a one times news item that goes along with some sort of medical announcement. Sometimes we see a series of interviews done over a period of time with parents, doctors and of course the children themselves. This scares people who make and or sell products that help make children fat. They want to maintain their "child friendly" status. So we see announcements about how different chains are cutting out trans fats. We see corporate pledges to decrease and or eliminate entirely marketing directed to children. Networks like Nickelodeon and Disney start to become somewhat more pickey in what products the
Mark Twain And Spelling
It used to really annoy me to read mumms on CherryTap and see misspelled words, until I found this quote by Mark Twain: "I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." Mark Twain
The Mark
Smoke snakes across the sky; meanders into her mind like the night's lullaby. And the incent burns itself away leaving the memory of it behind The aroma lays its hands on everything here. Dark eyes penetrate the black searching the secrets for love. Obsidian mist fills the air with the sound of her heart beating The blood is pushed within the veins as her lips find the chasm of life again The roaring silence settles upon the room and steals the gasps of beautiful agony into itself. "Shhh," the whisper finds its victim, "The sting is only the first, my dear." Warmth runs from under her and finds hiding in her flesh, white beneath the morning moon. Hands reach across the sheets for the bottle on the nightstand... captured Nepenthe. She helps it to his lips, "Run from this memory but the mark will find you." The bloodied satin cradles him as she leans in, like before, with that dreaded kiss of shared desires. The stillness is a whirlwind of turmoil , too t
Marketing Explained
They have finally put what we do into words... The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is: 1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. 3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing. 4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations. 5. You're at a party and
Mark Of The Dragon
A city plunged into darkness The winged beast destroying everything in its path There is only one hope Everyone looks to the weapon bearer To bring the end of the beast The monster chopped in two Sealed in the magical instruments Split in two so it can’t be free The two bearers separated To the opposite ends of the galaxy Then by a trick of fate One half of the monster breaks free Killing the bearer and vanishes in smoke The other bearer, trapped in his box Freed by the eternal dragon Once again roams this world The half of the monster still entrapped in his flute While the other causes total destruction Trying to find it’s other half So it can be the true evil being The fight starts, the destruction continues The monster is now complete Nothing compares to it Bodies are flattened People are beaten The monster seems unstoppable The power of evil has awakened The hero has yet to arise Hope is drifting away As the light fades away (Chorus) The source
Marking My Pics As Nsfw
please if your going to mark my pictures as nsfw please don`t look at them none of them are naked pictures and i am clothed so whats the problem maybe you shouldn`t be looking at pictures any how at work it is called work not perving, i wish the person who marked them would admit to me who it was cause i sure would like to know.
Mark Twain Quotes
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain - More quotations on: [Banks] A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain - More quotations on: [Humility] Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before. Mark Twain - More quotations on: [Americans] Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough. Mark Twain Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain - More quotations on: [Books] [Health] By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I me
Mark Lanegan--from The Screaming Trees And Queens Of The Stone Age
Marking Pics Nsfw
Ok, this topic seems to be touchy lately. Yes i know there have been alot of pics marked NSFW that should not have been, and there are still alot of pics out there that HAVENT been marked and should be. There are only a handfull of bouncers on cherrytap and 726,000 users. We try so hard to catch everything we can, but without the help of other users, we will never be able to do that. "But how do i report a pic as NSFW. I'm not a bouncer" you say? Well here is how you do it! Directly below each picture, there is a link that says "report this photo as NSFW". just click that link, and it sends a report to us bouncers! Guidelines/Hints to what is NSFW: 1. If an image shows even the slightest bit of: a penis, vagina, anus, or nipple, it is considered adult (this includes anime and cartoons). 2. Implicit sex acts, even if no inappropriate body part is exposed, is a judgement call. Generally speaking, if it seems like something you would see in Playboy, it's adult.
Mark The World
In this world holds a place where I may leave a mark... When glances remain upon my face, and impressions are never dark. Where no one is judgmental, for I am only me... Accept me please, for what I am, and who I'll always be. Forgive me of my flaws, for perfect I am not... Admire all my qualities, you'll find I have a lot. Offer me respect, and trust I'll yield to you... Show me something that you know, I'll show you something new. Give me a chance to show you that the best is yet to be... The boundaries are ceaseless when you set your diff'rences free. A day may come when I will know, we'll no longer strife... A day when I will mark this world and maybe change your life. -Published [Copyright ©2007 Stormie]
Mark St John .. A Real Friend Of Mine!!
MARK ST. JOHN, THE DEF GUITAREST THAT PLAYED WITH KISS ON THEIR ANIMALIZED ALBUM.... SORRY I'M A LITTLE LATE ALL BUT I JUST GOT THE MEMO, HE PASSED AWAY APRIL 5TH 2007 Mark St. John (born Mark Leslie Norton February 7, 1956 in Hollywood, California – April 5, 2007) was a guitarist best known for his short stint with the rock band KISS. St. John was featured on the album, "Animalize" recorded during mid-1984. During work for the album, St. John clashed with the other members of the band, and eventually developed arthritis (Reiter's Syndrome), which caused his hands and arms to swell. He was all but unable to perform live as a member of KISS, and only played three (one in full) shows during the "Animalize" tour, with Bruce Kulick filling in for the rest. He was officially replaced by Kulick on December 8, 1984. Gene Simmons has stated that St. John was going to be dropped from KISS anyway as he was "changing the classic solos." This was reported in the book "KISS Alive Forever
Marked
Each and everyone of us are marked by those we love. In turn, we mark them. Although they can be, these marks do not have to be physical. The ones I speak of are left indelibly upon our hearts, minds and souls. They do not fade with time. They serve as reminders to where we have been and if we dare to look, they can show us where we are going. For every smile given, every laugh shared. For every word spoken, every tear shed. For every touch, for all the tenderness, love and devotion. With reverence and pride, I wear each of J's marks.
Market Research
FDA's Market Research In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "st
Mark Martin Is No Quitter
There is no man on the face of the earth more competitive than Mark Martin. I've heard him say dozens of times, "I'll bleed to win." And he has. The list of injuries that he's sustained while racing -- and subsequently ignored while racing -- would turn an orthopedic surgeon's hair gray. I remember the Daytona race when he raced with a broken wrist, a broken rib and a fracture in his knee. I remember him telling Jimmy Fennig how he didn't think he could make it. I remember him asking for scissors to be passed into the car; he was going to try to cut off the cast on his wrist because the swelling was making it unbearably painful. I remember him finishing the race anyway. I remember thinking that most guys wouldn't put up with that kind of pain in order to drive in a race. I remember realizing that Mark Martin isn't "most guys." I remember watching his crew members lift him up, slide him through the window, and place him in the seat of his car, because his injuries prevented him f
Mark To Drive 24 Dupont Car????
If #24-Jeff Gordon is forced to miss a race to attend the birth of his daughter, series veteran Mark Martin will man the #24 DuPont Chevy, multiple sources within the Hendrick Motorsports organization told ESPN.com Wednesday. Martin on Wednesday afternoon will be fitted for a racing seat in preparation for the substitute role, sources said, and plans to begin stand-by duty for Gordon at Infineon Raceway next month. Hendrick Motorsports officials chose not to comment, saying rather that Gordon would address the matter Thursday at Lowe's Motor Speedway, site of this weekend's Coca-Cola 600. Sources said Gordon personally sought out Martin to stand in for him, and after clearing the idea with Ginn Racing officials, Martin gladly accepted. Gordon's wife, Ingrid Vandebosch, is due the week of the June 24 Toyota/Save Mart 350 at Sonoma. Martin will fly to Sonoma, during a weekend when he is slated to be idle from racing. If Gordon doesn't require his services, Martin will remain on hand to c
Marking Pics Nsfw
yup i think the majority will agree with me....if a person has a pic...and it get's marked NSFW by a person then the person that marked the pic NSFW should be able to be confronted by the person they Marked NSFW....i think this would stop alot of the bullshit going around with a few people marking pics NSFW...atleast this way the person that has been marked guilty can face there accuser....hell yeah ....we need to start a petition someone right it up ill sign it :)
Mark Your Calenders
Mark Your Calendar MAKE SURE YOU DO THIS "PATRIOTIC" ACT for all mankind and women.. MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation i
Mark Martin
Mark Martin
Mark Phillip Licina....go Drink Bleach
ok, so i dated this guy for a while, while we were together everything was dandy. Then people started talking about him screwing around, turns out if very well may have been true. That's cool, whatever wasn't the first time, sure it won't be the last. But I did everything I could to make and keep him happy...I cooked for him when he lost his job, I cleaned the house without being asked to, I watched the dog whenever asked, bought him cigarettes when he couldn't...and the one thing I regret is lending him money to pay his bills, I can get over all the rest, in fact, it doesn't bother me at all...but I keep getting the I'll pay you back I'll pay you back, BULLSHIT! You keep stringing me along and I'm tired of it, so as juvenile as it may be, I along with my "best" created shirts for the We Hate Mark club...it was funny, it wasted some time, and to be honest most people like them! they wanna join! Cause incidentally I'm not the first girl you have done this to. Anyway, now that we br
Marking Your Territory
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Market Highlights For Next Week: Starbucks To Report On Thursday
Filed under: Earnings reports, Conventions and conferences, Annual meetings, Starbucks (SBUX), PepsiCo (PEP), Sprint Nextel Corp (S), Bristol-Myers Squibb (BMY), Chesapeake Energy (CHK), Procter and Gamble (PG), Verizon Communications (VZ), Eastman Kodak (EK), Hilton Hotels (HLT), Symantec Corp (SYMC)Not much interesting going on except earnings -- so here is a run down of some of the biggies reporting next week.Monday April 30 Verizon Communications Inc (NYSE: VZ) to report Q1 earnings; conference call at 8:30am. Verizon is expected to post adequate revenue but a decline in EPS. Investors will be listening for comments regarding the company's new FiOS cable and broadband service. Hilton Hotels Corporation (NYSE: HLT) to report Q1 earnings; conference call at 12pm. Hilton is also expected to post a decline in EPS. Tuesday May 1 Procter & Gamble Company (NYSE: PG) to report Q3 earnings; conference call at 8:30am. Liz Claiborne Inc (NYSE: LIZ) to report Q1 earnings; co
Marko Stood Up.. I Know Your Pain.. Been Stood Up Too Many Times To Remember.
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Mark 13; 24 ;-- 31;
24 ; In the days after the tribulation ;the sun wil be darkend ;moon will not give light. 25 ; the stars of heaven will fall, and the powers of the heaven be shaken. 26 ;Then they will see me ;Son of Man coming out of the clouds with great power and Glory. And he will send his angels ;and gather together his elect for the four winds, from the faatherest part of the earth,to the fartherest part of the heaven. 28 ;Now learn this parable from the fig tree ;When its branch has become tender,and puts forth leaves, you know that summer is near. 29 ;So you also when you see these things happening, know that it is near-at the doors. 30 ; Assuredly I say to you these generations will not by no means pass away till all these things take place. 31 ;Heaven and earth will pass away,but my words will by no means pass away. Amen ! Amen! Do come quickly Lord Jesus Christ ;
Marked Photos......nsfw?
How in the HECK can my MAIN photo be marked NSFW? I mean come on.....I am not showing anything more than anyone else is showing in a bikini! THIS totally BLOWSSSS! AD ME FAN ME RATE ME COMMENT ME....let them know WHATS NSFW and what IS! SHEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mark Twain For President
If Mark Twain ran for President, this would be his platform..... Truth - "Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it." ~ Notebook, 1898 The Supreme Court - "I hate to hear people say this Judge will vote so and so, because he is a Democrat - and this one so and so because he is a Republican. It is shameful. The Judges have the Constitution for their guidance; they have no right to any politics save the politics of rigid right and justice when they are sitting in judgment upon the great matters that come before them." ~ Letter to San Francisco Alta California, February 18, 1868 Senator - "A person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time." ~ More Maxims of Mark, Johnson Rights - "With us no individual is born with a right to look down upon his neighbor and hold him in contempt." ~ "Americans and English" speech Reform - "Whenever you find yourself
Market Amns Says No To New Spicy Gifts
and all this time we was wasting our time that was a bit rude don't like it leave attitude
Mark Mcgwire
I decided to write my first sports blog about one my fvorite athletes, Mark McGwire. Although it has never been proven, the dark cloud of steriods hangs over the career of the profilic home run hitter in baseball history. As it stands right now Big Mac is the only eligible player for the Hall of Fame with 500+ home runs that is not in the Hall. The numbers he put up in career surely make him a first ballot Hall of Famer. The main number being the 583 homers he hit in his career. Hall of Fame entrance is gained by the votes of the Baseball Writers Association of American. A vote of 75% is needed. If after 20 years, the player has still not been voted in by the baseball writers then it is upto the Veterans Committee to decide. In the case of Mcgwire many writers have stated that the would never vote for Big Mac for his alleged use of steriods and his reluctance to speak before Congress about the matter. Siting that he was not at the hearing to talk about the past but help baseba
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Mark 16 ; Verses 15 -18
15 ; And He said to them :Go unto all the world. and preach the Gosple to every creature. 15 ;he who is babtised in Me will be saved. but he who does not belive will be condemed. 17 ;And these signs will follow those who belive, in My name ;they will cast out demons,they will speek with new tounges. 18; they will take up Thy serpents,and if they drink anything deadly,it will by no means hurt them. they will lay hands on the sick and they will recover. Did you know what Jesus meant when he said you destroy this temple and I can rebuild it in three days? well he meant His body was the Temple and He woulld rise up in three days.. The people mocked Jesus ans said come down from that cross save yourself ; the priest and scribes were all mocking saying He saved others ; But himself He cannot save ;Let the Christ King of Iserael , desend from the cross that we may see and belive. even those crusified with Him were reviled Him. Now the sixth hr. come, there was d
Mark 35 ; 35-38 Verses....
35 ;For who so ever desires to save his life will lose it,but who ever loses his life for my sake and the gospel"s will save it. 36 ;for what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world,and loses his soul. 37 ;Or what will a man exchange for his soul? 38 ;For whoever is ashamed of Me and My words in this adultress and sinful generation,of him the Son of Man will also be ashamend when he comes in the Glory of His Father with the Holy angels. Mark ; ( ;..And He said to them ) :Assuredly, I say to you that there are some standing here who will not taste death till they see the Kingdom of God present with power.
Marking My Shit Nsfw
i know some of it may be nsfw, and thats fine. but for the friends who are marking up my shit nsfw, id like you to leave my friendlist, cause you suck. if your at work, try doing your fucking job and not hanging around fubar looking at my shit. for real, go away before you make me delete everyone else just to get at you. or i make all my cool shit private. fuckshits.
Mark Twain
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did. ~Mark Twain ------------- A good reason to live each and every day minute by precious minute...and never miss a chance to say "Bless you", "I apologize", "Thank you", "I miss you", or...most importantly..."I love you." ♥Sixxy
Mark Twain
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark 17(lol)
Mark 17 A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Mark Knopfler Great Guitar Solo
Mark Knopfler Live At The Albert Hall 2005 - Local Hero
Mark Needs U!!
Please, my awesome family and friends, come help me bomb him...he needs 20,000 comments and I know that we can do it!!!...lots of luv and kisses to u all!...muah!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=585435&albumid=566300&i=157621639
Mark Murderous
Please help Mark Murderous to level up...he's only needs approx. 26,000 more points to go...he's an awesome guy. If you fan/rate/add him he will return the love. Thanks everyone! ¢¾Mark_Murderous¢¾@ fubar
Marking My Pics Nsfw
OK WHO EVER IS THE ONE THAT IS MARKING SOME OF MY PICS NSFW , KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF OK...THIS IS AN ADULT SITE , IF THERE IS A PIC THAT YOU DONT LIKE , GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE !!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN YOU ARE MARKING THESE PICS , AT WORK , HMMMMMMMMMMMMM I DONT THINK SO !!!!...GET A FUCKING LIFE AND WASTE YOUR TIME DOING SOMETHING ELSE OK. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND WITH ADULT CHILDREN !!! BETTER YET GET THE HELL OFF FUBAR AND GO BACK TO MYSPACE
Mark
Too cold to speak, too warm to look, you keep your distance from me. A song has played so many nights from a hallow stars mournful call that reminds me of your face and body, your voice, your thoughts, your love. Too dark to walk, too light to meet, you keep your distance from me. If differences and disagreements might tarnish what we have just say it, but if it isn't that you're afraid to loose and understanding then tell me now before I lean too far and fall. Too far to yell, too close to whisper, you keep your distance from me. A memory from a dream that last night came to me kept my mind in rhythm to your hearts unsteady beat. Speak what you want to, tell me abou this one and that, keep my secrets in your hands, but let go now for the pain you put me through is not fair. I care too much about you, I want you to laugh, to smile, to be happy all the time. Too cold to speak, too warm to look, you've kept your distance from me. I Remember I remember
Marketing Hate
Conspiracies mark the function of treason….logic doesn’t cut like a knife….where it is you will never know….idiocy acknowledged….hate doesn’t hold wet water run downs when there isn’t….no belief….no principal….no function of truth….where does the fly paper sit inside of the conjunction you worship….if there was ever a reason to lie….now isn’t the time….comprise your lacking….and whip your dogs into beggars….for the allowance of junkies waste the philosophies of whores….and the wisdom of toads sits on a pedestal….behind the wind of willow wasps for hire….there is a reason to hate….to hate for good reason….not reason to sand paper compassion….where the winter heads to acquired Atlantis and formats the ignorance of paperless trash….
Marked Nsfw
I had a picture (a sign actually) on my profile that was marked nsfw....its the one about molesting myself last night....you gotta be kidding me...anyone else having the same problem?
Mark Twain
Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one. Man was made at the end of a week's work when God was tired. Only kings, editors and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we". Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Mark Wahlberg Is "max Payne"171
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com Twentieth Century Fox wants Mark Wahlberg to star in "Max Payne," a live-action adaptation of the bestselling Rockstar video game that will begin shooting early next year. Wahlberg is negotiating to play the titular cop who is haunted by the tragic loss of his family and has little regard for rules as he investigates a series of mysterious murders. He finds himself up against an adversary bent on destroying Max and the streets he protects. The film will be directed by John Moore, the man behind such films as "Behind Enemy Lines," "Flight of the Phoenix" and "The Omen." The script was written by Beau Thorne. Full Story: http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=6518&count=0
Market Research And Children
Market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?' She said, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'If you don't mind my asking,' he said, 'what do you use it for?' 'We use it for sex,' she said. The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?' The woman said, 'I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.
The Mark
Kisses from your lips do linger As do the tracing from your finger the glowin passion slowly ebbs while I dance upon a spider's web Sitting in love's after glow Embracing the love I've come to know I hold your memory close to me hoping this is truly ment to be Of past love I have let go To give this seedling room to grow A brand new gargen from a single seed will quickly fill my every need Just as your loving arms embrace my broken heart love has encased No longer doomed to eternal dark. This time love has hit it's mark. Belle 8/19/07
Mark My Friend
Meet my friend Mark Been my friend fpr a long time show him some love ty. Toker@ fubar
Marks Upon The Heart
As she cries out your name it is like music to your ears, Your hands grasping at her hips as if she will disappear if you let go. Softer than even the softest of furs her skin feels under your fingers. She rides you hard and fast, her walls wrapped around you so tightly, Hot and slick, like the finest of silken gloves. Her shapely figure outlined in the the soft light of candles, Flickering thru her glazed eyes an unbridled passion only for you. Sweet Delicious torture only she this goddess can give. Every thrust builds a deep heat in each others cores. Begging to release upon one another. The defining moment of love, passion, and lust has come. In forgotten tongues both you and her cry out to the heavens above, And even hell below, They know as you do deep within your soul.. she is yours and yours only. Even in death, the bond cannot be broken. As the marks upon each others hearts will stay forever embedded within.
? Mark & The Mysterians-band
Marking Territory
Whats the deal with dogs running around pissing all around the place marking their territory? I mean have you ever seen a dog run into an invisible wall marked by pee? With that in mind, maybe women will start to pee on their boyfriends peckers to keep them from being able to use them in some other girls ...... U think that might happen? In that matter would that also keep the guys from self loving also. I would go to play with it and some invisible force field would deflect my hand? Damn that would suck Hee hee
Markmurderous Dancing!
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Marking Pics Nsfw
Ok, let's face it. There are a lot of sluts on Fubar.Ones who show their boobs, or more, in their default pictures.Now, why are they not marked NSFW, but my picture (below) is?I'll deal with the picture, but I WILL NOT deal with bitches, such as the one below.Am I wrong, or right?And PS: She now has me blocked. LMAOReally, I don't care, if she wants to block me, thats on her.At least I'm not the one who's on Fubar when at work.I do my work. :)
Mark Walters Rangers Debut At Celtic Park
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Mark Zuckerberg - Cool Story
Young man makes billion-dollar fortune in only 4 years 13.03.2008 Source: Pravda.Ru URL: http://english.pravda.ru/business/companies/104494-mark_zuckerberg-0 Mark Zuckerberg, an American computer coordinator and entrepreneur, takes the 785th position on the fresh list of world’s richest people published by Forbes magazine. Mr.Zuckerberg owns the fortune of 1.5 billion dollars. The first person on the list – Warren Buffet – is 40 times richer. However, Buffet is 77, whereas Zuckerberg is only 23. Age is not the most aspect at this point. Sixteen years ago Forbes mentioned the name of an eight-year-old boy from Germany, who inherited his father’s multi-million-dollar fortune. In 2002, the boy, Albert von Thurn und Taxis, a German prince, entered upon the inheritance and became included on Forbes’s lists. Also read: Teen girl creates million-dollar business with single website Unlike children of wealthy parents, Mark Zuckerberg earned his fortune himself. The young man
Mark's Hh Hour Contest
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Marking Nsfw Pics That Are Not!
To all the fu$k!ng haters out there that keep marking my pics NSFW need to be shot in the mo!her{ucking head. Go to F-IN myspace if the pics you marked NSFW are to much for you Bit(hes. They weren't even pics of me and they didn't even show any F-IN SKIN go back to church you bible thumpin bitc}es.
Marking Pics
No sooner did post a couple pics that, I did not think would conciderd to be NSFW. So I decided to say F--- it and open my NSFE files for you all. Enjoy Love Raylene
Markin Nsfw
For the asses that think this is a kiddie room and go marking peoples pics nsfw that have been on there and aproved by the bouncers need to go hide under a rock where ya crawled our from under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark Twain On Living
It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.” “Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.” “When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.”
Mark Harmon See I Can Spell His Name Right
On Chicago Hope: Plays a doctor whose life changed after he treated Oklahoma City bombing victims. Beer spokesman: His 23 Coors commercials in the late '80s were classics. Does he still drink it? "Not unless they're paying me." Family: Married to actress Pam Dawber. They have two sons, ages 9 and 5. The popular Chicago Hope actor saved a life offscreen when he rescued a teen from a burning car. "You make the effort. You get involved." That's what TV's Mark Harmon learned from saving a boy's life. Sometimes, when actor Mark Harmon hugs his two sons, he thinks of how he almost left them fatherless. He pictures his wife, actress Pam Dawber, raising them as a widow. "There's a fine line between heroic and stupid," he says. Last year, he chose to walk that line when he rescued a 16-year-old boy from a burning car. Harmon's sons, ages 9 and 5, learned something on that awful night: "You make the effort. You take part in life. You get involved," he says. Harmon, 45, is retic
Mark11779
THIS IS ONE OF MY OWNERS. CHECK HIM OUT AND LEAVE LOTS OF LOVE AND LET HIM KNOW YOU WHERE SENT BY ME. Mark11779@ fubar LOTS OF KISSES AND HUGS TRISTA
17 Marked 1/2 Not
One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. This Photo here not NSFW According to a 5 yr.Old This 1 here a Drawing I guess it is According to many Ignorant Assholes of this Fucked up Society called Fubar. Vampire there are Whore's on here that show more than this. This Photo here I have had for 6 months finally NSFW it now Fucking Bullshit I guess this 1 is. Butterfy Porn Here Vampire Corpse no NSFW here That piece of shit in fubar shop
The Marks ...
As I Lay here thinking the thought of you , consumes me. I try to think of something different.. My thoughts always come back to you. The look in your eyes. The way your touch makes me quiver. Now I lay here trying to sleep. Thinking of you taking me, making me yours. My body limp in your control. You push me down onto the bed. You force my arms above my head. Feel the metal rubbing my wrist. I tell you the cuffs are tight. You just smile. You start to undress me slowly then with force. I feel my panties tear. You smile with satisfaction of the ripping of the lace. Laying there not knowing what to expect. You kiss me hard my head pressed against the bed. Working your way down I fell you bite my neck, then your mouth on my nipples, hard and erect.Sucking my nipples softly then harder. The sucking turns into biting. “it hurts” I whisper. You smile and bite even harder. I whimper softly as you alternate the biting for pinching. The pain causes my body to tingle. I can feel the warmt
Marking His Property~
Chandra giggled and grinned as she wandered through the mansion. She had only been working at the law firm for a few weeks and was ecstatic when she was invited to the monthly party. It was a time to socialize with all the employees and the fact that it was at one of the most expensive homes in Greenvale Acres was even better. Chandra was fresh out of college and had only one thing on her mind – sex. Well, actually, she had two things on her mind – sex and a husband. Chandra was the typical gold digger. She struggled through three years of college to get a diploma in office administration so she could work at a fancy law firm and marry one of the rich lawyers. Chandra struggled through college not because she wasn't smart. She was borderline gifted actually. She struggled because she spent way too much time partying, fucking, and more fucking. "Beautiful dress Chandra. Is that Alfred Sung?" Nick had paid close attention to Chandra from the first day she started working at the firm.
Markmurderous' Birthday On Cam?!
Yea so we are throwing a party tonight and since not many of our FuFriends can attend, we are going to set up a Webcam on my webpage so that everyone can see the shenannigans! Who knows how long it will last... im sure there will be lots of flashing and what not so tune in until we get kicked off!
Mark At The Hositple
tonight mom tried to wak him and he did not wake up at all. His eye were open and fist was clinch and almost hit mom and then he almost hit albmce driver too. It been since 755 and it 11 25 and he still not at home. am worried
Mark Twain
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Needs To Godfather! Woot! 56k To Go!
PLZ HELP THIS AWESOME MAN GET TO GODFATHER! HE WILL RETURN THE LOVE AS WELL! Mark~Tempting Tiger™ ~Shadow Leveler~ Spankers Club member ~@ fubar
Mark Twains "war Prayer"
The War Prayer By Mark Twain It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism; the drums were beating, the bands playing, the toy pistols popping, the bunched firecrackers hissing and spluttering; on every hand and far down the receding and fading spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of flags flashed in the sun; daily the young volunteers marched down the wide avenue gay and fine in their new uniforms, the proud fathers and mothers and sisters and sweethearts cheering them with voices choked with happy emotion as they swung by; nightly the packed mass meetings listened, panting, to patriot oratory which stirred the deepest deeps of their hearts, and which they interrupted at briefest intervals with cyclones of applause, the tears running down their cheeks the while; in the churches the pastors preached devotion to flag and country, and invoked the God of Battles beseechi
Mark Twain (american Writer, 1835-1910):
"The Bible is a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology." "It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand." "I am plenty safe enough in his hands; I am not in any danger from that kind of a Diety. The one that I want to keep out of the reach of, is the caricature of him which one finds in the Bible." "Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness. ... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast." "In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing." Man is a Religious Animal. Man is the only Religious Animal. He
Mark Your Calender!!!
Dec 22nd on Energizer Kitty ....Christmas! Lots of ppl say its for the kids,some think its a made up holiday,some dont care for it and others cant wait for this special time of the year. Would love to hear from you all on what christmas means to all of you also any Dear Santa letters will be read on the air as well! *PLEASE SEND ALL YOUR RESPONSES AND YOUR "DEAR SANTA'S" TO MY EMAIL : K_VIXEN@YAHOO.COM* TUNE IN NEXT MONDAY AND HEAR YOURS AND MANY OTHER RESPONSES ON BLOGTALKRADIO. COM/KITTY-VIXEN
Mark Me With Ur Lips
bound with silken scarves made hard by anticipation you pounce with feline grace my naked flesh a fresh canvas for your lipstick covered lips crazy patterns spin us wildly mark me as yours forevermore rings of red run up and down each inch another encircles me marking each gasp and moan coaxed out by her hungry mouth till no space is left bare or dry my love will rock her head and sigh upon that pillar raised so high to make me spill my seed for her
Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Of Death
Mark of Death Lost in lust Enslaved by trust I'm all for which you dream My elusive cure It makes you purr Now you belong to me It could never be Why can't you see To me you're only feed Upon your neck My mark of death Your blood drained into me Falling to the ground You make no sound From your lips are silent screams So much waste From your sweet taste You have set my hunger free I can only cry Watching as you die From this curse there's no release Consumed by thirst It has gotten worse Now I'm nothing but a beast
Mark Your Time Poem
Mark Your Time ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts Woops drop pick up, Thanks for your assistance. Grand plan rotation zoom, With little or no resistance. I wish I were knew might But in the daily rites We take what can can get In joy that's out of sight. Near or far in nomenclaturs, Words or visions & such lurky, Friends scurry, pals shoulder & The smoke it just well smolders. Positive attitude 2nd grade 3rd degree -- Merry mirth with recon glee. "I'd rathers" & "orders" show their intent, So we can share & live still free. Have a grandplan ma/pa for it, Versus be on the lookout. I bit the dust seed & You bit the marble need. Foibles, frailties & cruelties, Unrelenting horror or backout. Backpeddle to heaven's eternity Or forward glory thru misty night. In place, in force, in fact or fiction, We seem to always have a gap of diction. Clot clout & klling klung clung quick fix, Upset super duper keeper pins is nix.
Mark 14:32-49
32) And they went to a place which was called Gethsem'ane; and he said to his disciples, " Sit here, while I pray." 33) And he took with him Peter and James and John, and began to be greatly distressed and troubled.34) And he said to them, " My soul is very sorrowful, even to death; remain here, and watch." 35) And going a little farther, he fell on the ground and prayed that, if it were possible, the hour might pass from him.36) And he said, " Abba, Father, all things are possible to thee; remove this cup from me; yet not what I will, but what thou wilt." 37) And he came and found them sleeping, and he said to Peter, " Simon, are you asleep? Could you not watch one hour? 38) Watch and pray that you may not enter into temptation; the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak." 39) And again he went away and prayed, saying the same words. 40) And again he came and found them sleeping, for their eyes were very heavy; and they did not know what to answer him. 41) And he came the thi
Marked "nsfw"
So.. Im wondering if anyonelse gets " YOUR PHOTO HAS BEEN MARKED NSFW" and it completely shocks you. Im sayin... in the actual album NAME.. it says... "Some NSFW...Easily Offended Need Not Enter"... and still.. someone goes in... some... "Easily Offended" individual... and then REPORTS a fuggin picture as "NSFW" So then you have to go through all your pictures and try and figure out which one might offend anyone in a world of people (who by the way continuously offend me)... whom which are EASILIY OFFENDED themselves. Is that confusing? Following me? DO I NEED A PERSONAL BOUNCER at my DOOR?? Do I REALLY have to explain that there are real life insanely confused people who might wear purple robes that resemble the KKK's attire... satin purple, mind you. They happen to be Jewish (which incase anyone doesn't know... there ARE Jewish people in the world)... some of which are Homosexual (those exsist also).. and they're POSING... actually POSING for this picture. Someone finds the
Mark Twain Quotes
Something got me looking at Mark Twain quotes today, and I found more things that I had heard before, but didn't know they came from him. I thought I would share a couple: "It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you." "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." "Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. When I was younger, I could rememb
Mark James
As the hours and minutes tick on I realize it has been almost another year. Each day that passes with the start of dawn I dream of a time when you were here.   I wish I could turn back the hands of time And stop them at a time where I could hear your cry. I cant help but think it is a horrible crime That I have already had to say goodbye.   Though your life was cut to short for my taste You will always live on in my thoughts and my heart. Your place in my life can never be replaced I will always feel the pain of us being apart.
Mark My Words.
...boy meets girl, girl likes boy. boy is seemingly perfect.. boy likes the "idea" of a girl like girl.. & typically promises not to dip out on her, but when it comes down to it, boy cant handle it, girl's "too real" for him...(get it?! yeahhh, me neither.) ...you'd think guys want girls who dont over dramatize things or girls that arent controlling, judgmental and are understanding and capable of handling their emotions other than negatively to anyone other then themselves.. (right?! ...no dude!!)  it's obvious, some guys apparently like being reminded how much of a piece of shit they are on a daily basis, they need to be "mommied" or questioned everytime they do anything so much as take a shit in their own fucken house... what, are you fucken four? (still dont get it?! go figure.) they apparently like being thrown the "pity card" frm their piece of shit ex girlfriends who cant even take care of themselves, let alone their own fucken children, yet have the audacity to dictate how and
Mark Twain
"In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." -- Mark Twain
Mark Twain
"The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them..." -- Mark Twain
Market And Keyword Research
If you are looking to make a living in the world of Internet Marketing then two of the most important things that you need to do are listed below. 1: Market research It is no use trying to promote a product that nobody is interested in. Visit the following sites and find out what people are looking for E-bay pulse Google Trends Yahoo answers Write down what people are seeking and then go out and find the products that will help them to achieve what they are looking for. Do not try and do it the other way round as you will find more often than not that you are selling a product that there is no market for. No matter how good a product looks or how well it is packaged, if there is no market then you are wasting your time. 2: Keyword Research This is another very important thing that you must never forget to do. Finding good keywords is also paramount to your success. There is an art to finding good keywords and one of the methods that I use is the following. I check out all of the
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The Mark Of The Beast~by Jd
Possess nothing, I will not be bound to your prison, The leash you try to suffocate me with will snap and i'll be on my way. I live my life on my own terms, I only chose to share it with you, Stop trying to think your going to control me, i'll leave u broken and thats all there is to say.   Perhaps i may be misleading, I dont care i am the only one who needs clarity, Further more i will do whatever i want and there will be no stopping me so deal with it or leave. I am so tired of you trying to make me asnswer all the stupid questions, Take your insecurites elsewhere.   This is how i deal with the aggravation, I put it to rest and push past, Just as easy as you could mean everything, You could be dead to me and mean nothing at all. I could choose to leave you with no heart and i'd make sure each piece was broke in two, I have no reason to listen to restriction and i'll be damned if i'm going to begin with the limitations from you.   If i feel like ignoring your cries for j
Mark Your Calender
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Marketing Your Work
I've decided to start a blog series about design. This is the first in a series. I will also later include either a video or a link you can use to see some of my work. I'll be updating my status from time to time so that you are aware that a new design blog has been posted. I hope you get something useful out of these blogs as I have.      
Marketing Your Work
I've decided to start a blog series about design. This is the first in a series. I will also later include either a video or a link you can use to see some of my work. I'll be updating my status from time to time so that you are aware that a new design blog has been posted. I hope you get something useful out of these blogs as I have.   http://tv.adobe.com/watch/fitc/marketing-your-skillz-aka-self-promotion-for-the-shy-creative-type
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Mark Your Calendars For Sunday At 8:00
This Coming Sunday-- Set Your DVR for the  Fox News channel at 9:00 PM eastern, 8:00 central. Maybe this is why the White House has been discounting FOX. Sounds like this could be history in the making - someone may go down - either Obama or Fox News. It may be that Fox has been holding this information back due to the sensitivity of it and out of courtesy. But, Obama has taken on Fox and it appears they are ready to spill the ugly beans of truth about the background of this individual who has had an extremely radical past. This Sunday, Fox News is going to air a very important documentary about Barack Obama, Sunday night at 9 P M Eastern. The report will go back to Obama's earlier days, showing even then his close ties to radical Marxist professors, friends, spiritual advisers, etc. It will also reveal details about his ties to Rev. Wright for 20+ years, I.e., how he was participating with this man, and not for the reasons he stated. The report has uncovered more of Obama's radical pa
Mark Collins : Allied Group Scam
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Marks
    Reminded of time spent, each time I look at my skin. Pretty marks on my inner thighs, take me back to where I've been.   Feeling the torture of his palm, pain and pleasure mixed with sin. With his fingers acting as bow, He plays my clit, the violin.   He strokes harder as I moan. My thighs feel the sensation of pins. Juices flowing freely now, I float away as my head spins.   Fingers dipped in deep, Not wanting this to end. With complete abandon, I explode. He continues...I cum again!
Mark's Confession
“Get up Mark the Minister is here to see you.” Mandy said poking him in the side with her right hand.He mumbled under his breath as he sat up in his bed.  He reached over to the nightstand grabbing his glasses putting them on.“Why do you keep calling him over here anyway?” He asked her as she stood over him, as he got dressed.“To make sure that your towing the line when I am unable to get over here to check on you that’s why now move your butt he has others to check on today.” She snipped at him urging him to move faster tapping her right toes like an impatient Mom waiting on her kids.“Yeah, yeah.” was all he said as he followed her heading for the doorway.“Mr. Martin how nice to see you today how are you feeling?” the minister asked as Mark shook his hand and sat down on the couch putting his feet up on the table.  Mandy smacked his feet down as he grumbled looking at the minister sitting in Mark’s chair.“So
Marketing Stunts With Grunt
  As any marketing wizard will attest you can easily run your own publicity drive for free. All you have to do is enlist the usual social media suspects – the likes of Twitter and Facebook, and now. But (yawn) running a marketing campaign that way is starting to look tired and trite. For inspiration on building your brand without busting the budget, consider some stunts spotted by observers in the know. The efforts below suggest that money matters less than imagination. Lateral thinking carries the day. 1. Making a splash Erik Bigalk, creative marketing consultant On August 2, UK beauty brand Soap & Glory plunged a huge sculpture of a bather into the Inner Alster: a lake in Hamburg, Germany. The two tonne steel-and-polystyrene woman, who stretches 20 metres, was a way for the firm to thank German buyers of their products after launching in the country nine months ago. The sculpture made a splash, he adds, in terms of instant public impact and “lasting word-of-mouth&r
The Marketing Of Art
I sometimes participate in a forum of, by, and for artists.  There is a current discussion about art only becoming valid, when it is sold, sprung from a letter written by a Hungarian painter.  Apparently, many "artists" are threatened by others, who do not sell their output...  Dr. Anikó Boda of Budapest, Hungary wrote, "People are astonished when I tell them I don't sell my paintings. As an expressionist, they are my deepest feelings embedded in paint (Sometimes I cry while painting). How could I ask money for them? ..."  My contribution follows:  Wow !  The judgmental arrogance of some of these comments is inappropriate, from a supposedly creative community.   Hang in there, Dr Boda, and stick to your own value system.  I, too, am a non selling painter, and multi media artist.    The consideration that art has no intrinsic value, without an applied monitory significance is an absurdity of the raunchiest order.  Something born out of the "commercialization" of the Temples Of High
Market Yourself Better For Likes
Does McDonald's say Going for record sales ?? NO! They offer cheap hamburgers & 1,000s of places to get one. If you want 10,000 likes or even 25,000 - don't blast the fubar world with your personal goal. Some people don't help just because . . . If you have a rockstar going 24 hours to get your goal, there's your ticket, like the McDonald's cheap burgers. You'll have people click on it for the points to help themselves, like they save money on the cheap burgers. Don't use a picture that says GOING FOR 10K LIKES! It brings out the haters & green-eyed monsters. Put up your rockstars, get into the happy hour box, blasts and the feed and other places (check other blog entries for tips). Change your picture when you activate a new rockstar, so they don't think it's the same person with the same rockstar.You can even change your name. Post on your friends' pages  you are going for 10k or whatever and you may find others to help  from there,but people who don't know you or your frien
Marked Nsfw. Some Dude Not To Trust.
had to remake the blog cause SOMEONE, and I am pretty certain who it was, reported it.  lol so here it is again.   So recently I have been making Drops/Intros/Outtros for the DJs of Fubar in exchange for Credits.  I thought my prices were pretty fair.  25 credits for 2 drops, 65 credits for an intro/or outtro and 2 drops, and 135 gets you 4 drops, an intro and an outtro.  Again I thought it was very fair just due to the amount of time it takes to create them.  All of my drops are custom drops and not some generic peices with the persons name removed and added.  So about mid july, I was hit up to do some drops.  Told him the prices and he said he couldnt afford them.  So, seeing that he was a friend of my friend, I dropped the price and told him 10 credits per drop.  Again, because it is time consuming and anything less wouldn't be worth my time.   So Lesson learned, I sent him the 2 drops and he tells me that he his card was stolen.  And he was waiting for a new one.  OK, I gave hi
Marketing Ads,offers,tutorials
The whole premis behind IPDN is that Jeff wanted to create an MLM company that “anyone” could do no matter what. So they push the fact that in order to join you must be put on someone’s waiting list. Which is basically a take-away approach. You ask someone if they’re interested in working for them self and if they are then you hand them your card and tell them to check out your website and you will put them on your waiting list. The marketing videos do all the selling. I will admit that the videos were well thought out and are quite intriguing.So after my research I can honestly say that there is no One24 scam but is in fact a legitimate opportunity and a great company for the right person looking for what they offer.However…If you’re going to be successful in IPDN then you will need a method of generating unlimited leads on a daily basis, plus you need to sort out your $ cash flow $. You need to have money coming in that will support you and your b
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Marketing Made Easy
  Hello all, Life as a network marketer is extremely rewarding, with your every effort rightfully compensated. Your individual sales as a network marketer are rewarded with commissions, and you can also build a downline organization that can help you earn more.A downline is simply a network of individuals that you have invited into the business and work as a team under your leadership. Indeed, becoming a team leader is ideal for network marketers looking forward to better earnings. However, not everyone is blessed with the skills and qualities that will enable them to make effective and competent leaders. Fret not, for there are many ways to develop your leadership skills without hurting your budget.For starters, there are webinars available online that will surely help bring out the leader in you. These webinars will give you an idea of the basic concepts and principles of leadership. Some webinars may charge a small fee, but if you patiently scour the Internet, you’ll be able
Marketing Your Web Page Via Cost-effective Seo Services
Website marketing is a important product of any company company online, and what better way to do it than by acquiring yourself to cost-effective SEO services? The term 'affordable' here indicates aggressive costs, a devoted team, and well-organized execute with suggested outcomes. The SEO team should be result-oriented with a unique focus on not only the awesome of execute, but also in keeping personalized with the currently offered seo methods and styles. Although many business owners don't accept to to to to of choosing a look for engine optimizer, in this age of company competitors, there are a variety of experts available that provide cost-effective SEO alternatives. It's important to implement these experts, unless you want to have large costs at a later level due to faulty web creating. This could price you your company as well as your look for engine outcomes placement. The existing style in the U. s. Declares nowadays, is to get SEO projects to those who have capabilities in t
The Mark Of The Beast
Guess What’s Hidden in the Immigration Bill? A National Biometric Database for Citizens     Michael KriegerLiberty BlitzkriegMay 12, 2013 Oh just another eight hundred page “bipartisan” bill that nobody will read,  mainstream media will refuse to cover, and that will merely further destroy any remnants of freedom left in these United States.  Never forget the George Carlin quote on bipartisanship: “Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” From Wired: The immigration reform measur
Mark Sanchez
David Garrard always was a long shot to make it to the regular season, much less the starting lineup. His body failed him for two seasons running, and that's a trend that doesn't often turn around for 35-year-old NFL players. David Garrard through the yearsTake a look at the best photos of David Garrard. cheap nfl jerseys The New York Jets have promoted the idea of an open competition at quarterback all offseason, but Garrard was a big underdog in the race before telling NFL.com's Adam Schein in a text message Wednesday that he would retire. It's hardly a devastating blow for the Jets. Signing Garrard was a long shot worth taking, but his retirement does impact the rest of the Jets' quarterback depth chart. Mark Sanchez: The Jets will have a harder time dumping Sanchez now. That, more than anything, is the biggest takeaway from Wednesday's news. Sanchez is due $8 million guaranteed, and no other team will take on that money, but it was conceivable that the Jets could find
Mark Hughes Returns To Football For The First Time Since November
Stoke City have named Mark Hughes as their new boss. The former-Wales boss replaces Tony Pulis, who recently left the club last week after seven years in charge at the Britannia Stadium. Hughes was unveiled as the new Stoke boss at an 11 am press conference.cheap soccer jerseys Sacked Mark Hughes returns to football for the first time since November, when the Welshman was sacked by bottom of the Premier League table QPR.The Hoops had also struggled the previous season and only survived relegation on the last day of the season.Hughes also failed to achieve his objectives at Manchester City, only for Roberto Mancini to come in and within a few years win the Premier League title with the Citizens. Unpopular Mark Hughes appointment seems to have gone down like a lead balloon with the Stoke fans. Reading the messages boards not many Potters supporters are in favour of Hughes’ appointment. In fact, some even said they would have anybody but Hughes. cheap jerseys Change
Mark Of The Beast
Mark of the beast? Motorola pushes human tattoo to replace digital ‘smartphone’ passwords     Ethan A. HuffNatural NewsJune 20, 2013 Desperate to make a comeback in the mobile phone market, technology giant Motorola, which is now owned by Big Brother spying shill Google, has developed a few solutions to a problem that does not actually even exist: the “chore” of having to type in a short passcode to access your locked cell phone. Yes, Motorola thinks this split-second step is somehow too laborious for the average consumer, and has thus come up with two potential new methods of accessing “smart phones” that involve either tattooing you
Mark Hughes Will Decide On That Situation, But He Is Our Player And Is Under Contract
"It's feels great to have joined the club, the process was quite short which was good and I'm looking forward to getting started now,” he told Wigan’s official website."It's an exciting chapter for me; English football is something special and being Norwegian we follow the game over here very closely, so to be a part of it makes me very happy.cheap jerseys"I've seen Wigan Athletic play quite a lot when the club was in the Premier League, and obviously the whole of Europe has been speaking about the club after the FA Cup win in May. "I think many people have been charmed by the way the club is run and how the team plays, so it's great to be here." Nzonzi has handed in a transfer request, just as he did at Blackburn before joining Stoke last summer.Coates told The Sentinel: "Mark Hughes will decide on that situation, but he is our player and is under contract. "There haven't been offers that I am aware of, but we wouldn't stand in his way if Real Madrid or a club of a simi
Market Survey Function Machine Is About To Be Out Of The Market
TCL Group, last night released a 2013 semi-annual report. During the reporting period, the company android 4.2 phone achieved operating income of 39.062 billion yuan, an increase of 31.47%; net profit of 1.066 billion yuan, an increase of 122.20 percent, of which attributable to shareholders of listed companies net profit of 627 million yuan, an increase of 121.93%. Notice that the growth is due to its full-capacity production Huaxing power marketing, and communications business in the second quarter of profitability. According to TCL Communication's semi-annual report released yesterday on the HKEx, communications businesses achieved sales revenue during the first half 5.123 billion yuan (HK $ 6.407 billion), an increase of 23.97 percent (25.79 percent growth in Hong Kong dollars), a loss of 166 million yuan (HK $ 207 million ). Notice that the first wave of companies to benefit from a competitive midrange smartphone products in the global launch of the second quarter, T
Marla
The telephone rang. It continued to ring until the answering machine picked up. The message said that she was unavailable. Damn it, I thought. Just like that cunt to not be there when I needed her the most. Marla had always been there for me when I needed her, but her career frequently kept her to all hours of the night. No, she was not a hooker or a call girl. She helped others in the time of need. She took calls for the suicide prevention hotline, frequently assisting the police in talking a suicidal person through the worst part; actually attempting suicide. I met Marla in a support group for suicide prevention. She was there as an assistant to the moderator. I, on the other hand, was there because I had once called the hotline, tempting the thought. Ordered by the court and the mental institution, I attended my sessions monthly. Marla did not have the look that you would expect of a guardian angel. She was a street urchin looking girl. Shabby clothing, dirty looking, ha
Marlin
It has been over a month since I have got to hold my baby!! He is the love of my life, the person that taught me how to trust, love, and most of all, he taught me to be nice!! I get to go see him the 18, the day before his 23 birthday! I get to hold him for a little while, but then I have to leave him until december 4!! Why does life give you something great and then take it away from you? It's sooooooo wrong!!!! Anyways, I am tired! BYE!! ~mimi~
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Marlin With Sweet Potato Lime Risotto
Sweet Potato Lime Risotto: 2 tablespoons grapeseed oil 1 large sweet onion (such as Vidalia), diced small 1/2-ounce peeled fresh ginger root (1-inch piece), minced 3 garlic cloves, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade and minced 4 to 6 sweet potatoes or 3 yams, peeled and cut in thin julienne then cut crosswise into 1/2-inch pieces) 1 firm mango, peeled and cut away from the seed 1 quart coconut milk 4 to 5 scallions, white and tender green parts only, sliced on the diagonal into 1/2-inch pieces 1 fresh lime Marlin: 1 tablespoon grapeseed oil 8 (6-ounce) marlin steaks, soaked in cold water if it is cured Salt and freshly ground black pepper 1 fresh lime, sliced for garnish Heat grapeseed oil over medium-high heat in a large pot. When it begins to shimmer, add sweet onion, ginger root and garlic and cook until the onion becomes translucent, being careful not to burn the garlic. Add the diced sweet potatoes and mango, stir to coat with the oil, and cook for a
Marlboro Messiah.
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Marley & Me By John Grogan
Plot Summary: Labrador retrievers are generally considered even-tempered, calm and reliable;and then there's Marley, the subject of this delightful tribute to one Lab who doesn't fit the mold. Grogan, a columnist for the Philadelphia Inquirer, and his wife, Jenny, were newly married and living in West Palm Beach when they decided that owning a dog would give them a foretaste of the parenthood they anticipated. Marley was a sweet, affectionate puppy who grew into a lovably naughty, hyperactive dog. With a light touch, the author details how Marley was kicked out of obedience school after humiliating his instructor (whom Grogan calls Miss Dominatrix) and swallowed an 18-karat solid gold necklace (Grogan describes his gross but hilarious "recovery operation"). With the arrival of children in the family, Marley became so incorrigible that Jenny, stressed out by a new baby, ordered her husband to get rid of him; she eventually recovered her equilibrium and relented. Grogan's chronicle of th
Marley ~the Old Hag That Tries To Split Up Couples~
This woman (and I use that term loosely), Marley, came to Demonhunter666's page and rated him a 3. He asked her why a 3, and she started goin all screwy attemtping to flirt I guess, and ask about me. THEN she went psycho on him when he told her she was in menopause. Then she came to my page and just sat there. Came to my page a total of 4 times. I went to her page and rated her a 3 back, sicne she rated him a 3. THEN she decided to shout me, and start cussin me out, AFTER rating me a 1. Below is her conversation with me, and below that is hers with Demonhunter666. She is obviously out to ATTEMPT to break us up. So I am putting this up for those of you who are couples on here... She will TRY to cause problems for you... (Read from the bottom up...) MY Conversation with Marley ->MaRLeY: Yesh you are. Bye! MaRLeY: oooohhhh im scared!!!! what a fuckin loser ! ->MaRLeY: Yep, Ima put you on a bulletin so everyone can see what you are. hahahahah
Marley2 -demonhunter666's Bulletin
subject: Ok People Got A Downrater/Stalker/Psycho (repost) date: 2008-11-25 22:08:17 http://www.fubar.com/user/2242377 Her name is Marley. Heres the story. She came to me page I went to hers. I rated her a 10,fanned,requested her,and rated her 2 pics 10's. Then she started babblin in shout and rated me a 3. I was like a 3? No answer babblin on and on still no answer. Anyway she went to my #1 and stalked her for a while and started askin about her. Asked who I was in the pics....duh She got mad when my #1 went to her page. Spewed off some crap about me hittin on her which haha noo not my type too donkeyish. Anyway slammed her with a 1 so I expect she got more of my friends list so be expectin psycho stalkin and downratin. My advice...downrate her first and block her ass haha (repost of original by 'Demonhunter666...*Regiment Dragon Bombers & DD Levelers*' on '2008-11-25 20:52:10')
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Marmalade-ginger Pork Chops
Ingredients: 4 pork chops, 3/4-inch thick 2 tablespoons maple-flavor syrup 1/2 cup orange marmalade 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 1 medium onion, thinly sliced 1 medium green bell pepper, thinly sliced Instructions: In small mixing bowl, stir together syrup, marmalade and ginger. Heat oil in 12-inch non-stick skillet over medium-high heat. Add pork chops; brown on both sides. Turn heat to low. Cover chops with marmalade sauce, onion and pepper slices. Cover and simmer for 8 minutes or until vegetables are crisp-tender and chops are to medium doneness. Nutritional Information: Calories: 315 Fat: 9 grams Cholesterol: 55 milligrams Carbohydrates: 38 grams Protein: 23 grams Sodium: 61 milligrams Saturated Fat: 3 grams Fiber: 1 gram
Marmalade Glazed Chicken With Biscuits
A baked chicken recipe with marmalade and orange biscuits. INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup sifted flour * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 frying chicken, about 3 to 4 pounds, cut up * 1/2 cup shortening * 2/3 cup marmalade, divided * 6 biscuits * 2 cups biscuit mix * 2 teaspoons grated orange rind * 2/3 cup orange juice PREPARATION: Combine flour, salt and pepper; dredge chicken parts in flour mixture. Melt shortening in a heavy skillet; brown chicken pieces; cover and cook over low heat until chicken is tender. Place chicken in a greased 11 x 9-inch baking dish.Spread marmalade over chicken, reserving 2 tablespoons for biscuits. Combine biscuit mix, orange rind and juice. Roll out; cut into 1 1/2- inch rounds (about 12 biscuits). Place around edge of baking dish. Make a dent in the top of each biscuit and fill with 1/2 teaspoon of marmalade. Bake at 425° for 15 minutes, or until biscuits are browned. Marmalade chicken recip
Marmalade-glazed Orange Cheesecake
1. 20 vanilla snaps or wafers (see Ingredient note) 2. 1 tablespoon canola oil 3. 2 1/2 cups low-fat (1%) cottage cheese 4. 12 ounces reduced-fat cream cheese (not nonfat), cut into pieces 5. 2/3 cup granulated sugar 6. 1/3 cup packed light brown sugar 7. 1/4 cup cornstarch 8. 1 large egg 9. 2 large egg whites 10. 1 cup nonfat or low-fat plain yogurt 11. 4 teaspoons freshly grated orange zest 12. 2 tablespoons orange juice 13. 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 14. 2 tablespoons orange marmalade 15. 2 tablespoons orange liqueur or orange juice 16. 1 seedless orange, scrubbed and thinly sliced 17. Mint sprigs Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 210 kcal * Carbohydrates: 27 g * Dietary Fiber: 0 g * Fat: 6 g * Protein: 8 g * Sugars: 22 g Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Coat a 9-inch s
Marmot Mens Jacket Will Cover The Ideal Warmth For Yourself This Valuable Winter
Marlon Brando and even Fred Dean happen to be famed representations have been better known for their leatherette jackets that they applied. If you find yourself looking to buy moist cloth jackets in your case, you'll see that there are various configurations to select. Not every boyfriend can be very much the same through the matching design fleece as a result learning how to choose the perfect form of cardigan is not optional. Men have a propensity to such as leatherette jackets due to the a sense of size and elegance and the contentment. Albeit there are many jackets which may be perfectly found on the industry however, you need to learn that there exist some products or services stated in the business. On the other hand most of them are not very good we are able to North Face UK all the needs. Whereas in the this specific view marmot jackets are getting to be the choice of many automobile quality and durability. Efficiently, I'd personally state that marmot aviate hat i
Marne Readiness Exercise (mre)
I will be in the field from the 24th of Feb until the 14th of March. I will be driving my 1SG plus monitoring the radios in our CP. Plus maintaining my Training Room duties since I am the NCO over it. I have to take care of soldiers on rear d and soldiers on leave and the retarded soldiers that go Absent With Out Leave (AWOL). 3 weeks on doing this in the field to imitate being in Iraq. I will be back on either the 14th or 15th depending of the time we get back and then whenever they decide to releave us. Until then, DISMISSED
Mar-9-09 Nillionaire
nillionaire Person without any money of their own. He looks rich but it's all borrowed and his bank account is nil, he's a nillionaire.
Mar-31-09 Nip Slip
nip slip When a braless female's nipple accidentally slips out from under a loose-fitting garment. Hold up, pause it there. Yup, total nip slip on Tara Reid!
Marne Prayer
Every Marine Should Know this by heart But i want to post it in honor Of my Fallen Family Members                                                   Marine's Prayer                      Almighty Father ,Whose command is over all and                    whose love never fails , make me aware of thy                 presence and obediend to Thy will. Keep me true                 to my best self  so that I can face my fellow                 Marines and to accpet my share of responsibilties with viger               and enthusiasm Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily               performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to the duties the Marine Corps             and My Country have entrusted to me .Help me wear my uniform with dignity            and let it Remind me daily of traditons which I Must Uphold   For all My Fallen Family I say these words to Honor your Memory !
Maroon & Orange Friday (april 20th)
To support those who were affected by the shooting at Virginia Tech, the college is opening its "arms" and letting anyone join the Hokie Family, all you have to do is wear maroon and orange to show support for the fallen Hokies. WEAR YOUR MAROON & ORANGE! This picture is in my pictures. Feel free to rip it.
Maroon 5-makes Me Wonder
[Verse] I wake up with blood-shot eyes Struggled to memorize The way it felt between your thighs Pleasure that made you cry Feels so good to be bad Not worth the aftermath, after that After that Try to get you back [Bridge] I still don't have the reason And you don't have the time And it really makes me wonder If I ever gave a f**k about you [Chorus] Give me something to believe in Cause I don't believe in you Anymore, Anymore I wonder if it even makes a difference to try (Yeah) So this is goodbye [Verse] God damn, my spinning head Decisions that made my bed Now I must lay in it And deal with things I left unsaid I want to dive into you Forget what you're going through I get behind, make your move Forget about the truth [Bridge] I still don't have the reason And you don't have the time And it really makes me wonder If I ever gave a f**k about you [Chorus 1 + 2] Give me something to believe in [ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ]
Maroon 5 Can't Stop Lyrics
(One, two, three) All alone in my room, think of you at a rate that is truly alarming I keep looping my memories of you in my head, I pretend that you want me And I fall asleep and dream of alternate realities And I put myself at ease by pretending that she still loves me And I can't stop thinking about you And I can't stop thinking about you You never call, what do I do? And I can't stop thinking about your love Ohh, yeah Can't believe I could think that she would just follow me everywhere I go I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow And I fall asleep and dream of alternate realities And I put myself at ease by pretending that she still loves me [Can't Stop lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] And I can't stop thinking about you And I can't stop thinking about you You never call, what do I do? And I can't stop, and I can't stop What I would give to have you look in my direction And I'd give my life to somehow attract
Maroon 5 Better That We Break Lyrics
I never knew perfection til I heard you speak, and now it kills me Just to hear you say the simple things Now waking up is hard to do And sleeping is impossible too Everything is reminding me of you What can I do? It’s not right, not OK Say the words that you say Maybe we’re better off this way? I’m not fine, I’m in pain It’s harder everyday Maybe we’re better off this way? It’s better that we break… A fool to let you slip away I chase you just to hear you say You’re scared and that you think that I’m insane The city look so nice from here Pity I can’t see it clearly While you’re standing there, it disappears It disappears It’s not right, not OK Say the word it should say Maybe we’re better off this way? I’m not fine, I’m in pain It’s harder everyday Maybe we’re better off this way? It’s better that we break Saw you sitting all alone You’re fragile and you’re cold, but that’s all right Life these days is getting rough They’ve knocked you dow
Maroon 5-she Will Be Loved
Beauty queen of only eighteen She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else I drove for miles and miles And wound up at your door I've had you so many times but somehow I want more I don't mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will be loved She will be loved Tap on my window knock on my door I want to make you feel beautiful I know I tend to get so insecure It doesn't matter anymore It's not always rainbows and butterflies It's compromise that moves us along, yeah My heart is full and my door's always open You can come anytime you want I don't mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will be loved And she will be loved And she will be loved And she will be loved I know where you h
Mar-2-09 Off The Hinges
off the hinges Awesome. Unbelievably good. Wild. Cousin to "off the hook" and "off the chain." Oh man, that party was off the hinges!
Marooned
I know I'm from a lesser tribeI suppose the range of my intelligenceIs way too wideAnd you don't see me'cause I don't have much to sayMy emotional outletIs consuming the better part of meAnd apart from the wrong wordsA tortured cry is making me seeThat you don't see me'cause I don't have much to sayHours and hours of jealousyAre passing me byAlthough hollow silenceIs the only waveGoing through your brainAnd you don't see me'cause I don't have much to say
Marok-usako
Det er grunn til å påstå at Egypt ble skapt av en ren nødvendighet. Det vil si at møysommelige mytologiske oppbygninger over store deler av verden ble spist opp eller innkapslet i en symbiose mellom araberne og Afrika. Nut er nettopp det. Og derfor er det som er innenfor heller ikke mulig å forstå umiddelbart, eller plassere tilbake til utgangspunktet. Men enda værre er det at problematikken, Egpt sett som et tredje møte med Afrika (bortsett fra arabere og afrikaneres møte med seg selv) ikke bearbeidet afrikanske utviklingstendenser eller hjalp de antagelig fullstendig sinnsyke araberne (de flådde mennesker svært tidlig). Marok-Usako? Tja. Hvorfor ikke. Med et neste forslag Marokina  
Marons - In Case You Missed It..
MuMM: Make up My Mind! MuMMs are polls which allow the fubar community to help you make up your mind! Please, no adult or inappropriate content! BLUE EYE BLONDE... I AM DELETEING MY FUCKEN SITE I AM SICK OF THESE FUCKEN... United States marons created @ 04/19/2013 03:25 pm expires in: 23 hrs [EVERYONE] Share this MuMM:
Mar-7/8-09 Peasantvision
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Mar-14/15-09 Pi Day
pi day March 14. A "holiday" celebrated by math geeks everywhere. Pi is approximately 3.14, and March 14 is 3/14. MIT sends out its acceptance letters on Pi day, the mathematician's holiday.
Mar-25-09 Podestrian
podestrian A person who wears the iconic white standard iPod earbuds in their ears. I saw three podestrians just waiting for a bus. They're everywhere!
Mar-30-09 Polar
polar beyond cool. Colder than ice. That jacket is so polar, Shannon! Where'd you get it?
Marq's Contest
My Friend MarQ Is Going To Be Holding A "Sexiest Female Cherry Contest"..There Will Be Room For 20-25 Contestants. This Contest Will Run From Thursday Night To Tuesday Night. The Rules Will Be Posted On His Page Sometime Wednesday. This Contest Goes By Most Comments. Prizes Will Be: 1st: 10,000 Cherry Bucks Spent Anyway You Would Like Plus A Graphic Winner Pic. 2nd: 5,000 Cherry Bucks Spent Anyway You Would Like. Here Is The Link To MarQ's Profile..If You Would Like To Enter Send Him A Message In His Inbox With A Link To The Photo. Thanks Everyone..This Is Going To Be A Friendly Contest So Have Fun!!! Music Video:SMACK THAT (FT. EMINEM) (by Akon)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Marqusi
TO WHO THIS MAY CONCREN I AM DONE WITH MARQUI I DO NOT WANT NO ONE THAT KNOW HER TO GET MAD ABOUT THIS I JUST WANT ALL OF IT TO BE GONE AND DROP IT NOW!!! MY MOTHER WILL GO GET MY STUFF FORM 3811 HAZELWOOD DR. I WILL NOT BE SEEN WITH HER NO WAY AT ANY TIME. I WILL PASS HER LIKE I DO NOT KNOW HER. THANKS CHRIS
Marq's Music (video Guitar Blogs): Soul Cleansing.
^Working on my song "Soul Cleansing" ***Turn down your volume*** ~[]~ The lyrics go something like this.... This is to my shadowself... To break straight through & cleanse myself... Of the aberrations that deeply dwell... I must excavate my soul now well! So I shovel til I reach the core... Down to my festering wounds & bleeding sores, From all this trauma I‘ve endured... Wondering why must I suffer for?! So this is to my shadowself, To shatter through & dissect myself, An now I open up just to reveal... All this twisted torment that I feel! Like mother.... what did you abandon me for? & father?.... why did you beat your boy? Both have left me bruised & sore Some of the many wounds that need cured!! But now I just struggle to concoct a plan! To make sure the pain can’t come back again! & finally, then I will be whole,... Having told & unearthed my soul... =| Composed by S.M(arQ).Hall Copyright 2007 'All Rights Reserved'
Marq's Music (video Guitar Blogs): Excavation.
^Working on my song " Excavation" ***Turn down your volume*** ~[]~
Marques Houston
Marques Houston "Circle" its a good song im feelin right now
Marquise Hill
Body of Patriots' Marquise Hill Found By Associated Press 4 hours ago NEW ORLEANS - The body of New England Patriots player Marquise Hill was found Monday, a day after he was reported missing following a jet ski accident on Lake Pontchartrain. Hill's body was discovered by searchers about a quarter of a mile from where the 24-year-old former LSU star and a female companion were involved in the accident, Capt. Brian Clark of the Louisiana Wildlife and Fisheries Department said. "We have suffered a stunning and tragic loss," Patriots coach Bill Belichick said in a written statement Monday evening. "Marquise will be remembered as a thoughtful and caring young man who established himself as one of the year-round daily fixtures of our team. I send my deepest condolences to the Hill family." The Coast Guard was called Sunday night, Petty Officer Tom Atkeson said. The search began immediately, using boats and helicopters. By the time the body was found, the Coast Guard, Wildl
Marq's Jung Personality Analysis
Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is a personality indicator designed to assist a person in identifying some significant personal preferences. Katharine Cook Briggs and her daughter Isabel Briggs Myers developed the Indicator during World War II, and its criteria follow from Carl Jung's theories in his work Psychological Types The Indicator is frequently used in the areas of pedagogy, group dynamics, employee training, leadership training, life coaching, executive coaching, marriage counseling, and personal development. If you would like to take the test to see your type.Click Here MarQ's Type is ISTP (Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving) Portrait of the Crafter (iStP) ”The Virtuoso" The Crafter Artisans are not only concrete in speech and utilitarian in getting things done, they are also directive and attentive in their social roles. Though directive like their Promoter counterparts, their directiveness is leavened by a good deal of attentiveness and seclu
Marq's Pimp Out
***Note*** These are the Sirs & Madams of Ct As I, ♂МдяQ v2.0, see it They are my friends & each one of them has earned that right in their own way. They are individuals... some will fan & add you... Some may not, but all of them are great people, I assure you. I ask you show them respect & love. If they are available & have time, I am sure they will return it, (Profile rate, etc) So Love them up!!! Bouncer Madam Ұẽặŕ Ǿƒ Ťĥě Đŗãĝŏŋ™ Rising & Sponsored Madams ~Fatal Desires~ "~tiffany~ GodFathers Achilles Ben DoveЯ®™ johnnydevil AUSSIE ASSASSIN GodMadams The Madams (Madam: Derived from the ancient Latin meaning: 'Honored Mistress') The Finest... Meaning...Finest = All around.. not just shallow beauty, But Great people that amaze me frequently.. Awesome friends.. that stand by you. People that have depth, heart, substance... an honor.. I value these peop
The Marquesse
Sweet intoxication, inhaling in the scent. Wherever you go I must surely follow. What is this spell you have woven in my heart? Luchious bad girl so torrid with bitter heat, wrap your scent about me making my heart skip a beat. All the men want you as you weave your spell so well. I'm just a shy boy so easy to dispel. I wanted you then but far too shy to ask. I'll be your sex toy or just a whipping boy. Do not dance upon my heart, as many times you do. Laughing all the time in torrid games of flight. Will you let me catch you and show me of your world. Leather and lace upon your creamy flesh, tease and taunt me beyond belief. Will you show me Mistress, all of your sweet delights. One day I'll be a man ever skilled in games. A sigh, a glance is all I get from you as you start this taunting game. As you start this game of lure, my heart shall skip a beat. Dreaming of all the things you'll show this shy and timid boy. You tell me I must be silent and only do your wish; whatever you may a
Marq's Philosophies To Live By
(This Blog Scrolls) l really enjoy reading philosophy, & making up my own too. Here are some sayings by a wide range of sources. From Arealius to Nietche #1. Never take anything for granted... Cause you really dont know what you had til it's gone! #2. If You have assumed a character beyond your own strength you have played both a poor figure in that and neglected one with in your powers. #3. People look at me and laugh cause I'm different. I look at them and laugh cause they are all the same. #4. If you would pursue philosophy, your first task is to throw away conciet. For you cant begin to learn what you have conceit that u already know. #5. If you seek truth, you do not seek to gain victory by every possible means : but once you have found truth, You need not fear of being defeated. #6. What foolish talk is this? How can I any longer lay claim to right principles, if I am not content with what I am? but I am all a
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Marquis De Sade Quotes
All universal moral principles are idle fancies. Marquis de Sade All, all is theft, all is unceasing and rigorous competition in nature; the desire to make off with the substance of others is the foremost - the most legitimate - passion nature has bred into us and, without doubt, the most agreeable one. Marquis de Sade Are not laws dangerous which inhibit the passions? Compare the centuries of anarchy with those of the strongest legalism in any country you like and you will see that it is only when the laws are silent that the greatest actions appear. Marquis de Sade Are wars anything but the means whereby a nation is nourished, whereby it is strengthened, whereby it is buttressed? Marquis de Sade Between understanding and faith immediate connections must subsist. Marquis de Sade Destruction, hence, like creation, is one of Nature's mandates. Marquis de Sade Happiness is ideal, it is the work of the imagination.
Marquis De Sade-quote On Evil
Evil is a moral entity and not a created one, an eternal and not a perishable entity: it existed before the world; it constituted the monstrous, the execrable being who was also to fashion such a hideous world. It will hence exist after the creatures which people this world.Marquis De Sade -
Marquis De Sade -on Wickedness
Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all!Marquis De Sade -
Marquis De Sade On Sex
''Sex'' is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. -Marquis De Sade
Marquis De Sade On Sexuality
In libertinage, nothing is frightful, because everything libertinage suggests is also a natural inspiration; the most extraordinary, the most bizarre acts, those which most arrantly seem to conflict with every law, every human institution... even those that are not frightful, and there is not one amongst them all that cannot be demonstrated within the boundaries of nature. -Marquis De Sade
Marquis De Sade On Lust
Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life; it supports them all, lends strength to them all ambition, cruelty, avarice, revenge, are all founded on lust. -Marquis De Sade
Marquis De Sade On Pain
There is no more lively sensation than that of pain; its impressions are certain and dependable, they never deceive as may those of the pleasure women perpetually feign and almost never experience.-Marquis De Sade
Marque Enfant Polo Ralph Lauren Junior
ralph lauren pas cher These polo shirts look great as beachwear. The custom-fit dip-dyed polo has a combination of multi colors like navy and orange among others. It is made of dip-dyed cotton mesh and is a real head turner. There are now many different sites online which offer Ralph Lauren polo shirts at discount prices you just have to shop around and see what is available. Just like having in a example that pertains on what you wear is your personality. As you stand in front of your Boss, she looks every part of you. And what she sees can be almost as important as what you say. Sometimes our Superiors looks on what we wear, they see our style how we carry our office uniforms and through pleasant wearing our uniform, they evaluate us on what we are and who we are. Take the your best look out of office attire with some general fashion do and don't. Polo Rob Lauren, just like creating the very best in his dresses and other accessories, polo ralph lauren he tried his return ho
Marriage
what is it about marriage that lights up my face when I think about making Justine my wife she is smart,sexy, and determined. she loves my daughter like it was her own. She truely is a blessing from God and i thank him everyday for her
Married In The Air
Bridegroom Hirotomo Yoshikawa and bride Tomomi Sato have been the first to take up a Tokyo shopping center’s offer of free aerial weddings. The couple exchanged rings as they "floated"; using the same technique as is used in films such as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Their friends and relatives watched the wedding ceremony from a nearby staircase. A spokesman for the shopping centre says those who wish to be married on the wire should not weigh more than nine stone two pounds.
Marriage
Most Are Rather Rare In All Generations Examined
Marrige Is The Closest Kind Of Friendship Poem
Marriage is the closest kind of friendship. Years of traffic wear away the lines Between two souls with similar designs, Ending more in unity than kinship. Separate actors must play separate parts: They must alone be riveted by need. Far beneath that soil a single seed Roots itself, tenacious in their hearts. In love there is a trust beyond the word. Each finds peace in each, as though the light Needed the tranquility of night, Deeper than what silence can be heard.
Married To The End
Married to the End do you know that i tried when you asked the dreaded question in that moment of intoxication tried not to cry over the tragedy of my days when i was comfortable in my loss you fed me the poison of hope that there was somewhere for belonging but it was an illusion and i can't hold on to this empty cold life any longer.
Married Mans Scoreboard
The Married Man's Score Board (NOTE: a score of "0" means it was expected of him) Simple Duties ------------ * You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with wings: +5 * But return with beer: -5 * You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0 * You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0 * You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5 * You pummel it with a six iron: +10 * It's her father: -10 Social Engagements ------------------ * You stay by her side the entire party: 0 * You stay by her side for awhile, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy: -2 * Named Tiffany: -4 * Tiffany is a dancer: -6 * Tiffany has implants: -8 Saturday Afternoons ------------------- * You visit her parents: +1 * You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3 * You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3 * And the television is off: -6 * You spend the day watching college football in your underwear: -6
Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade; listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this? The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish!"
Marriage
Typical macho man marries typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?" His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lie
Marriage Acvice By Kids
Marriage Advice by Kids (As answered by elementary school students) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Da
Marriage Quotes By Men
Marriage Quotes by Men I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...' Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch. A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!' Women will never be equal to m
Married Men
This was a piece of advice recently sent to me by a dear friend that made me really think and really take a good look at what is going on in my life. I want to tell him thank you in so many ways, but to make sure he knows I listened and I am thinking hard I posted iT here as a reminder of what I have in my friends and that they are true treasures to me. Pammy, I don't mean this in a bad way, but I guess it might just be me, but no married man will ever be able to make you happy. When I said I wished you could come here to Moline and have lunch with me and what ever else happened, there is no way that I could have ever made you happy or gave you what you need. From our messages, I can just tell that you have alot to offer a man. But I really feel that you need someone who doesn't have other things in his life. I hope that you will still be my friend on myspace if I tell you this, but I not only from personal experience, but from the Psychology classes that I took in college
Marry Me...
Marry Me Marry me… lover unknown Say those words & warm this heart so cold. Touch my heart & soul with your mind Don’t lie to me… or say goodbye. Please visit me at ungodly hours Please wait for me beyond those hills Take me away, sweep me off my feet… Give me wings, help me see The brighter side to the nights dark and long… Seek out the passions within me… Don’t ever let me go. Tell me everything won’t be alright… But stay and comfort me all through the night. Don’t whisper my pain away Don’t dry my tears… Your honesty and love are all I ask… To help feelings of fear and woe subside… Kiss my mother’s hand & make her feel alright, Let her know how much you care… Cause it’s not just you and me… It’s the universe… All connected in the most powerful union of life! Don’t cry with me… Just let me be. Surprise me when I’m down… Hold me when all else fails. Don’t shower me with gifts… But with earth, air, water & fire! And lastly… don’t love me… but
Marriage
Marriage is a wonderful institution you just have to be ready to be institutionalized
Marriage
Subject: Marriage > >What marriage is about ...................... > >He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old >man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. > >He placed one half in front of his wife. > >He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two >piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the >drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he >began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking >over and whispering. > >You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can >afford is one meal for the two of them." > >As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He >politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said >they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything. > >The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bit
Marriage
hey i wanna get married on cherryTAP lol should be fun...any takers???
Marriage Survey Designed By Kids
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 ( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? ( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 ( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? ( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? ( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids.
Marriage Thingy
Hate to break any hearts..But I'm not gonna do he hubby contest...I found someone who is a near and dear friend who will help me out on this :) Thanks for the offers though
Marrage
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) On t
Married Man's Story
Married Man's Story I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words' I do.' Here's an example of what I mean. One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said 'WHAT????!!!' What was that?! So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads hearing...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going
Marry A Hobo...lol
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Married
I'm getting married! I Can't believe it. I am so in love with him. We are even talking about kids. I want to have this boys babies so bad! My uterus aches just thinking about it. I can't wait to be his wife. He already calls me his wifey.
Marriage
MARRIAGE -You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. -At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." -A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." -When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. -A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." -If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. -Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. -First guy says, "My wife's an a
Marriage~~how To And How Not To....~~
Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here or not." (DAMN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm ge
Married
My love married me on ct today.Yes michael aka monoxide child aka mutant x freekshow is now my husband on cherrytap.To bad girls he is all mine.
The Marriage Of Heaven And Hell
The Argument. Rintrah roars & shakes his fires in the burdend air; Hungry clouds swag on the deep Once meek, and in a perilous path, The just man kept his course along The vale of death. Roses are planted where thorns grow. And on the barren heath Sing the honey bees. Then the perilous path was planted: And a river, and a spring On every cliff and tomb; And on the bleached bones Red clay brought forth. Till the villain left the paths of ease, To walk in perilous paths, and drive The just man into barren climes. Now the sneaking serpent walks In mild humility. And the just man rages in the wilds Where lions roam. Rintrah roars & shakes his fires in the burdend air; Hungry clouds swag on the deep. ____________________________________________ PLATE 3 As a new heaven is begun, and it is now thirty-three years since its advent: the Eternal Hell revives. And lo! Swedenborg is the Angel sitting at the tomb; his writings a
The Marriage Of Heaven And Hell
The Argument. Rintrah roars & shakes his fires in the burdend air; Hungry clouds swag on the deep Once meek, and in a perilous path, The just man kept his course along The vale of death. Roses are planted where thorns grow. And on the barren heath Sing the honey bees. Then the perilous path was planted: And a river, and a spring On every cliff and tomb; And on the bleached bones Red clay brought forth. Till the villain left the paths of ease, To walk in perilous paths, and drive The just man into barren climes. Now the sneaking serpent walks In mild humility. And the just man rages in the wilds Where lions roam. Rintrah roars & shakes his fires in the burdend air; Hungry clouds swag on the deep. ____________________________________________ PLATE 3 As a new heaven is begun, and it is now thirty-three years since its advent: the Eternal Hell revives. And lo! Swedenborg is the Angel sitting at the tomb; his writings a
Marriage
In less than a week I will be married. weird huh?
Marriage Life!!!
MARRIAGE LIFE!!! 1) Do you love your spouse? yes sir! 2) How did you meet your spouse? Germany 3) How long did you date before you were married? almost a year 4) How many times did you break up before you were married? once, but only for a few minutes 5) How many times a month do you fight? we stop counting years ago 6) What side of the bed do you sleep on? Where ever daddy lays his head 7) Who is the money maker? ME OF COURSE 8) What kind of car do you drive? 2002 Chevy Suburban 9) Do you rent or own a house? pay for by uncle sam, no relation. 10) How many square feet is your house? I never measured, but it's big as hell. 5 bedrooms, 3 full baths and some mo shit. 11) What date and year were you married? NOV 19 1999 12) Do you have pets? We pet each other 13) Do you have a baby? YES 14) Who pays the bills physically? yours truely 15) What kind of car does your spouse drive? 2007 FORD FUSION 16) What does your spouse do
Marriage
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Li
Marry Christmas
A Marriage Poem
The Art of Marriage A good marriage must be created In the art of marriage the little things are the big things It is never being too old to hold hands It is remembering to say “ I Love You” at least once a day It is never going to sleep angry It is having a mutual sense of value and common objectives It is standing together facing the world It is forming a circle of love that gathers in the whole family It is speaking words of appreciation and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways It is having the capacity to forgive and forget It is giving an atmosphere in which each can grow It is finding room for the things of the spirit It is a common search for the good and beautiful It is not only marrying the right partner, It is being the right partner Author: Unknown
Marriage Guidance Counsellor Sued Over Affair
An Illinois man is suing a marriage guidance counsellor for having an affair with his wife. Scott Buetow, 35, of McHenry County, had hired the therapist to improve his marriage, reports the Chicago Sun-Times. But he claims that instead Dan Blair began an affair with his wife that caused the couple to divorce. His lawsuit seeks more than £100,000 in damages from Mr Blair and the counselling centre where he works. "He [Blair] had an obligation to provide services, and he willfully abused that for his own benefit," said attorney Hans Mast, who represents Mr Buetow. Mr Buetow and his wife began seeing the counselor in April 2004 to 'strengthen and stabilise' their 10-year marriage. While providing both joint counseling and individual therapy sessions, Blair allegedly started a secret romantic relationship with Buetow's wife. Buetow filed the suit because he believes "he got a raw deal from the person he trusted and confided in," Mast said. Buetow and his 36-year-old
The Marriage Test
I was really happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that as my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stair
Marriage
So anyways, as some of you know I'min a rather troubled marriage. I'm not abused or anything. But my husband doesn't treat me near as well as he should. The man never has anything nice to say about anything. I'm constantly being told I'm a failure, worthless and lazy. I'm not in love with him anymore at all. I love him of course, but not in the way a married couple should be. I want to leave him but I'm scared to be a single parent. I'm also no longer working. Any advice? How do I even approach the topic of divorce seriously? Every time I've mentioned it before he doesn't take it seriously. *sigh* I feel lost.
Marriage Of Us & Canada? (at Least, In Health Plan Issues??)
LOL... That'll never happen (insofar as a merge), but.... CANADIAN EMBASSY@ CherryTAP has made an analogy of the US and Canada being like husband and wife. Immediately, I thought about their health insurance plans up there that I have talked about with other Canadians, here at work, in Austin, and around. They do have a much better perspective made on health insurance that is more in tune in thinking about the fellow human being as a human being and treated with respect for living. Perhaps, the Candadian government could come to the US and demonstrate how their model works and how it could be set up to work in the US as well???? It would be nice to have a marriage of the minds and souls to work towards a more humanistic and caring society.
Marriage Counclers. Lol!
I Fish A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade; listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Marriage Vs Divorce
She married him because he was such a "strong man" She divorced him because he was such a "dominating male." He married her because she was so "fragile and petite." He divorced her because she was so "weak and helpless." She married him because "he knows how to provide a good living." She divorced him because "all he thinks about is business." He married her because "she reminds me of my mother." He divorced her because "she's getting more like her mother every day." She married him because he was "happy and romantic." She divorced him because he was "shiftless and fun-loving." He married her because she was "steady and sensible." He divorced her because she was "boring and dull." She married him because he was "the life of the party." She divorced him because "he never wants to come home from a party."
Marriage
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together, and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance, and choice of partner.
Marriage Seminar
MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
Marry Me?
This is called CHERRYTAP MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your CherryTap Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours.=) Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?"
Married Means Married You Moron
Married means MARRIED you moron -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-07-29, 4:17AM EDT It's getting to the point where I can't even read those stupid personal ads anymore, not even for fun. They're loaded with married people, bitching about their spouses, and looking for something "better". I've got a few things to tell you: 1. "She" is not the reason your marriage sucks. YOU are. If you spent half as much time paying attention to her as you do trolling CL for sluts, your marriage would be a whole hell of a lot better. 2. Yeah, yeah, we've all heard it a thousand times. You're in a sexless marriage. First of all, that's probably a lie, because most cheaters are liars too. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, pal- if your wife isn't interested in sex, it's because you're not offering sex that's interesting. Married guys get awfully boring after a while. They do the same boring thing the same boring way e
Marriage
Marriage (Part I ) > >Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and > >after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: > >"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time > >I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. > > I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless > >I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. > >I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing > >when I want with my old buddies, and don't you > >give me a hard time about it. > >Those are my rules. Any comments?" > > >His new bride said: > >"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex > >here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." > >(DARN SHE'S GOOD!) > > ************************************************ > > Marriage (Part II)> > > Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding >anniversary! > > The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone > >that reads, 'Here L
Marriage Ii
MARRIAGE IS AN ATHENIC WEAVING TOGETHER OF FAMILIES, OF TWO SOULS WITH THEIR INDIVIDUAL FATES AND DESTINIES, OF TIME AND ETERNITY--EVERYDAY LIFE MARRIED TO THE TIMELESS MYSTERIES OF THE SOUL. THOMAS MOORE
Marriage - Parts I, 2, 3, 4
Marriage - Part I Typical macho man marries typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?" His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!) ************************* Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "He
The Marriage Of An 80 Year Old Man And A 20 Year
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of > the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for > the birth of their first child. > > The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old > gentleman and said, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" > > The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old motor running." > > The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of > their second child. The same nurse was attending this delivery and again > went out to congratulate the old gentleman. > > She said, "Sir, you are something else. How do you do it?" > > The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor running." > > A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their > third child. The same nurse was there for this birth and after the delivery > she approached the old gentleman, smiling, and sai
Married Man
A married man had a small box under his bed, that he had told his wife never to open. One day she was so curious that she broke down and looked in it anyway. She found two beer bottles and $5,000 in cash. The next night while they were lying in bed, she asked her husband about the beer bottles. After stammering around, he finally answered: "They're for every time I've been unfaithful to you." Initially, she was upset but she thought to herself: "Two is not so bad." But then she remembered the $5,000 in cash and asked him about that. "Oh, that?" he replied. "That's the money I made from recycling all the other bottles."
The Marriage Test
The Marriage Test True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock
Marriage
When our lawnmower broke, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it >fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the >truck, the car, fishing, always something more important. > >Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home >one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a >tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then, >deciding that I could not let this challenge go unanswered, went into the >house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a >toothbrush. > >"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the >sidewalk." > >The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. > >Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the >other is a husband.
Marriage
Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .whether you're here or not." (DAMN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you
Marriage Jokes
Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .whether you're here or not." (DAMN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a head
Marriage
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The li
Marriage
Marriage is love, Love is blind, Therefore marriage is an Institute for the blind..
Marriage American Style
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
Marrionette
Caught me talking in my sleep, once again Seems the friend you saw me talking to was more than a friend You made no claim to me, so why the big frown? With the skills she had, there's no way I could turn her down Doin' you, one of my favorite things I only want the gift of joy without the pain that it brings Call me a dog when I wore no surprise You're just a marrionette in my little world of sex & lies Did you forget you had your other friends, too? The ones who come around when you need something to screw? Far from the only one, you made that clear But up until now, I thought for some reason for me you had care Doin' me, one of your favorite things You only want the gift of joy without the pain that it brings You never loved me, but it's still a surprise I'm just a marrionette in your little world of sex & lies Where we going? How did we go astray? We got so caught up in our wicked ways to make better days In way too deep to change, God bless our souls Wher
Marry What?
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it, then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want, then buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies, then buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores, then buy a dog. If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually, then buy a dog. But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, r
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Marriage Seminar
MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Judy listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
Married & Commited Men Read This.
if you're married or in a commited/serious relationship. please, please don't call me sweet little names and try to hit on me. don't try to talk to me in any other way than as a friend. it pisses me off. i don't fuck with people's boyfriends or husbands. i show women respect. the same respect that i would like to be shown. i really hate to be a bitch or sound like one, but i can't help but to feel strongly about this.
A Marriage Vow
How sweet your lips feel upon mine, As we come together as one soul, Giving our love and devotion towards each other. We give out lives and trust to one another, Trying to make it through this complex world, Having only each other and our love to survive. We shall both uncover new adventures, New challenges to overcome, And as one we shall overcome them. Both our sweet lives, Now are bonded together with a strong force, A force we know as love. done by christine
Marriage In Parts
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wif
Marriage Contract
I, the undersigned, a female accepting a marriage proposal, agree that... Section 1. In the unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you've drunkenly rolled on top of me and pumped away for five *whole* minutes, wheezing like an old man with emphysema, I shall politely fake one. Section 1.01 And it'll be a really good act too, with me saying stuff like "So THIS is what hot monkey love is all about!" and howling like a cat that's being repeatedly jabbed with a pin. Section 1.02 I will never ask for more *foreplay*. Section 2. I fully understand that a woman's main role in any relationship is to take the blame. So when you stub your toe in the bathroom or your football team loses, I agree that by some complex scientific equation incomprehensible to woman, it will be my fault. Even if I wasn't there. Section 3. Whenever my friends and I get together for a girl's night out, I will tell them that you are better
Marriage
MARRIAGE IS OUR LAST, BEST CHANCE TO GROW UP!
Marriage
MARRIAGE IS THE GREATEST ADUCATIONAL INSTITUTION ON EARTH.
Marriage Humor
have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A woman inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was Until I got married, and by then, it was too
Marry Me!!
Married Women, Couples, Etc..
a. i've never cheated on a girlfriend/spouse/etc.... why you want to, i don't know and don't want to know... i do like sex.. b. i don't like dick.. period.. c. i only like women...period. d. please don't involve me in your marital or relationship drama if you have a boyfriend, i don't want to be involved... in anyway shape or form.. e. don't contact me to fuck you while your husband watches, tries to fuck me in the ass, etc.. "i wasn't born yesterday", bitch! f. don't call me, text me from a phone your boyfriend, sig, hubby, etc.. is paying the bill on... i don't want to go to jail because some asshole calls and threatens me and i end up fucking his face up.. i can.. i have and I will. g. if this applies to you and you still want to fuck, it's going to be a public place, you won't know my address... but i like public places... h. i don't do husbands or boyfriends, get it?
Marry A Redhead
A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family." The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She did and said "I don't fit into these." "That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"
Marriage
ok on 3-1-07 i finally got married me and my fiance of 4 years said i do it was awesome and its wierd cause i feel as if my life is where it's suppose to be i could not be happier and it feels great i love it i have a beautiful daughter whom is almost a year and a wonderful husband now tell me can life be any more awesome!!!
Married Businessman Meets A Beautiful Girl
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam : Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; and 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Marriage
Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man marries typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?" His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "
Marriage
Marriage Why am I married? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got
The Marriage!
as i look into your eyes , i am totally aware! of how i feel for you , a love without a care. you are my light,that lights my way back home. without you there, i would feel so alone. and as i make my way,down the golden mile, i see you standing there, at the end of the aisle. i hold my hand out ,and your hand touches mine.with this ring i thee wed, until the end of time.and as the preacher asks us, do you take each other? i look to you,and i could never see another. you are my life, the reason i am alive. i see a life of love , when i look into your eyes! and the ceremony is over, and the party it begins. i take your hand with a love that has no end.i take you to the floor,to dance the first dance. we are so lost in each other, our hearts full of romance. the rice in your hair,and the way you look tonight. you are such a dream to me,i am glad you are my wife.your hand is in mine, as the song begins. i fall even deeper in love,i never want this night to end. the party's over, and we are
Married Or Bi
let's talk maybe become friends!!!!
Married Life
A couple had only been married for two weeks and The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... You know... They have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Ye
Marriage
I'm tired of living the single life...I dont need a father for my children...I dont need a sugar daddy...I make my own money...buy my own things...I need a companion...a friend...a lover...a supporter of my craziness at times...a friend to my children...someone i can talk...laugh...cry...and bitch too...I want someone who will love and cherish me for me and nothing less...someone will accept everything I have to offer...but please dont try to rule me or dominate me (unless in the bedroom...then all bets are off)...just be my friend...and respect me...and I will return in kind...thanks
Marry Me?
Hmmm, so why in the hell do I miss that? I miss the marriage thing, not with the one I was married to, but you know what I mean. I miss the teamwork, the "Us" and "Ours"... Maybe I've just lost my mind... hahaha
Marrying The Navy
Ed is going to MEPS on thursday to hopefully go back active duty....if he does get AD status we are getting married in a couple weeks....if he gets reserve status it will be a couple of months before we get married....let me know if you want to know as soon as we know what day we are getting married oh yeah i am moving to the place i lived before except this time i have heat and running water YAY....just a few of the important things to have you know....i will let everyone know when i get set up there
The Marriage Proposal
Jim decided to propose to Lisa, but prior to her acceptance Lisa had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her at maturity with the breasts of a twelve year old child. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Lisa in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as a newborn infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis." Lisa and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Lisa off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Lisa put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was t
Marriage?
Are there a lot of CT marriages? I know Im part of one. Who knew so many people woule get married on this site.
Married Ten Times
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin". "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 ! was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure
Marriage: Time To Reconsider
By Danny Westneat Seattle Times staff columnist "Why can't it be for everyone?" That was an excellent question posed last week by a state senator. Only I'm not sure society is ready for the answer. It came during a legislative debate over whether to let certain unmarried couples sign up as domestic partners, giving them many of the same rights and benefits that come with marriage. The bill, which probably will become law, allows only two groups in our state to form these unions -- same-sex couples and seniors. For same-sex couples, the rationale is fairness. They aren't allowed to get married. So they have no way to gain basic family rights, such as inheriting property or visiting in the hospital, other than through costly legal contracts. As controversial as that is, it's the part about seniors that's most intriguing. The bill lets heterosexuals age 62 or older be domestic partners. These people could get married. They just don't want to.
Marriage Proposal
He bought me a diamond ring on cherry tap and sent the "will you marry me..." message with it. I didn't want it to get deleted so I am saving it to my blog. YES!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! === 'BILLY[ I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY AGAIN] JACK' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-03 00:56:27'.. > > "will you marry me..."
Marriages Are Made In Heaven
Marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. I wrote ur name on the sand ............ . it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........ it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ...... I got a HEART ATTACK LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a ston
Marriage
I think marriage will be great but thats only cause i've never been married before. Anyone have a comment on the subject
Marriage Of Figaro
Marriage, Relationship And The Whole Screwed Up System
I generally post things here because I believe Im invisible. There is some comfort in that. I have found myself asking why are we so messed up. Chasing the ultimate orgasm, job, payday, or even mate. 9 out of 10 times I have seen that the one we want someone already have or we got rid of that person cause we wanted better, or even perfect. Damn if I cant say being separated...happily I might add that I knew better and I still made the wrong choice. Then it hit me...we either go in headlong or worse we ignore someone who could make us happy because we have no happiness in ourselves. Wiser choices are not the norm anymore...I wonder were they ever?
Marriage
Screw this marriage thing im unhappy as hell & i just want out. Why did i even bother marrying this man when he doesn't show ANY love compassion & doesn't EVER hardly EVER makelove to me. *** Maybe that is why his first marriage failed cause it was REALLY his fault NOT hers as he claims. Screw it & this joke of a marriage im interested in someone else & i just may go for it, another man that is. :(:(:(:(:(:(
Married Couple
married couple A married couple in their early 60's were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", said the wife. The fairy moved her magic wand and -abracadabra!- two tickets for the new QM2 Luxury Liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy made a circle with her magic wand and -abracadabra!- the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story . . . Men migh
Marriage
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die,
Married To A Soldier (this Was Penned By Young Woman On Ct Whose Hubby Is In Harm's Way)
Married to a Soldier In a time of war Life will never be As it was before The tower are no longer Standing The Pentagon has a Hole Pennsalvania has buried Heros Married to a Solder Off to fight the war Fearing every knock That sounds at my door Trying to assure my son All will be well Wishing those terrorist bastards To all rot in Hell Married to a Soldier In a time of war Life will never be As it was before When he returns Will he be changed? Will the children still Treat him the same? I fear inside So many things Yet PRIDE in my Soldier My heart does sing! -HET
Marriage...
Ok.. I have been with my husband for almost 10 years. We met in 97 on thanksgiving on aol,I was 16 he was 18. Moved in 99 right when i turned 18. Got engaged when I was 20. I found out I was pregnant in jan of 04 and we married in april of 04. I was 23. I am now almost 26,and even though I had my share of relationships before him.. I feel like I havent experienced life. He doenst allow me to go anywhere.. do anything.. i have to ask permission to do anything, even then his response is.. ur place is at home.. with me and wiliam... and he wonders why im always depressed
Married Irishman
A married Irishman went into the confessional and >>said to his priest, >> >"I >> > > > almost had an affair with another woman." >> > > > The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" >> > > > The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed >>together, but >> >then >> > > > I stopped." >> > > > The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as >>putting it in. >> >You're >> > > > not to see that woman again. For your penance, say >>five Hail Mary's >> >and >> > > > put $50 in the poor box." >> > > > The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, >>and then walked >> >over >> > > > to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then >>started to leave. The >> > > > priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him >>saying, "I saw that. >> > > > You didn't put any money in the poor box!" >> > > > The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50
Married.. On Ct..
Yep, I took the plunge.. LOL I'm ct married to Melody aka sexybella20. go vote on her in contests she's a great person and sexy too. hehe
Marriages,families And The Such
I HAVE BEEN HERE A WHILE NOW AND IT SEEMS MOST PEOPLE WHOSE PROFILES I HAVE READ ARE WIFE OR GF OF SOMEONE. AND THAT THEY ARE IN SOME FAMILY OR CLAN OR SOMETHING. FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO DISCLOSE AT LEAST 95% OF MY FRIENDS, FAMILY AND FANS ARE WOMEN. SO THAT SKEWS SOME OF MY OBSERVATIONS. AND SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE IN FAMILIES AND I HAVE NEVER ASKED WHY OR WHAT SIGNIFICANCE THE "FAMILY" MONOCER HAS. JUST A COUPLE QUESTIONS? WHAT IS THE FAMILY THING? WHAT DOES IT REPRESENT? AND SINCE I DON'T HAVE MANY MALE FRIENDS IN MY CIRCLE ON CT. DO THE GUYS PROMOTE THEMSELVES AS HUSBAND OF SO AND SO OR BF OF SO AND SO? AND ARE THE GUYS PART OF A FAMILY AS WELL??? I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE CULTURE BETTER! I DID ONCE SEE A CT DIVORCE DECREE!! WELL I SUPPOSE THIS IS TO BE EXPECTED IN COLLEGE I WAS A GDI~~ NO SORORITY BOY HERE. BUT I DID LIKE THE SORORITY HOUSES LOL!!! ANY INSIGHTS??
Marriage
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! < B> The husband yells, "When you die, I'm
Married Life... Xoxo
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, india, etc The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pa
Marrying A Mississippi Girl!....
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done. The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Mississippi. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything. But the third day he coul
Marrage
who will except my marrage proposeal
Marriage
Married Women On Ct
No doubt some of you are, but call me a hypocrite or conservative, or a wet blanket, but y put yer naughty bits online? You are in a committed relationship, you are "happy", and you don't want anyone else but you partner 4 life... Why entice others? I don't dig sociopaths or attention-seekers. That is my preference 2 delight in women of all shapes, colors, and sizes, but damn, if no one has a chance in hell, why go there?
Married Couple
A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of abuse from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?" "That would suit me just fine!!!" the man said. Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday went by with the same result. Wednesday went by with the same result. Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye! lmmfao:d

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