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Identity Crisis
Sue Dibny, the Elongated Man's wife, is murdered, her body horribly burned. The DC superhero community rallies to find the murderer. Early suspicion rests on Doctor Light, as it is revealed that he had raped Sue Dibny years earlier in the JLA satellite headquarters. It is also revealed that the Atom, Black Canary, Hawkman, Flash (Barry Allen), Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), and Green Arrow allowed the sorceress Zatanna to mind-wipe the captured Doctor Light. Not only was his memory of the rape of Dibny removed, but his personality was also altered to make him less of a threat. Thinking that Light may now have murdered Sue, the superheroes attempt to capture him. However, Light has hired Deathstroke to protect him, and in the ensuing fight between Deathstroke and the JLA, Doctor Light regains his memory, is enraged at the violation, and escapes. The JLA members responsible for the mindwiping of Dr. Light. The murderer next tries to hang Jean Loring, the ex-wife of the Atom. The a

Identity Crisis Major Charecters & Fallout
Major characters - Heroes * Green Arrow I - Much of the story is told from Oliver Queen's point of view. When Sue Dibny was raped on the Justice League Satellite, he voted against the alteration of Dr. Light's personality. * Elongated Man - In issue #1, Ralph Dibny is sent on a mystery by his wife, Sue, as part of a gift. He is the first hero to suspect Dr. Light in the murder of his wife. Ralph struggles to maintain a solid form while grieving Sue's death, and is shown in the final scene of the series "speaking" to his deceased wife. * Batman - The Justice League of America's most accomplished detective, Batman plays a major role in solving the mystery of Sue Dibny's murder and Jean Loring's "attempted murder." It is revealed in issue #6 that while he teleported off the satellite to deal with an emergency immediately following Sue's rape by Dr. Light, he returned as Zatanna was in the process of altering Dr. Light's personality. He attempted to stop her, but she u

Identity Crisis
The other day a couple coworkers and I noticed that some Hooters Swimsuit Special was on TV. One of them (a female) commented negatively on the combination of black hair and blue eyes. Being subtly obvious, I opened my eyes wide as I asked her what was wrong with black hair and blue eyes. She brushed off my inquiry by replying that my hair is brown, not black. !!! It's just that for all my life, I've had black hair, and have associated being me with having that unique mix of colors. Apparently my hair has lightened due to sun-exposure here, in Afghanistan, and Hawaii. Hopefully I'll be like my grandpa and not have my whole head turn white when I get older. lol

* Identity Integration *higher Body Merger - Identity Embodiment - Frequency Accretion * Higherbodies * Family Tree Of Consciousness *
********************************************************************************************* Identity Integration ********************************************************************************************* (Higher Body Merger - Identity Embodiment - Frequency Accretion) ********************************************************************************************* The process of the higher body (Hova Bodies) merger and Identity Integration is the intrinsic process of human evolution through time. (see: Shields) If one can understand that the goal of At-One-Ment with our Source is achieved through merging the higher bodies and identity levels, the process of achieving At-One-Ment becomes clear and easily achieved. As the identity progressively merges, with the eight higher bodies (Family Tree of Consciousness), the identity creates a progressively expanding scalar grid as the levels of identity expand into integration. (The Tangible Structure of the Soul–

Identyfying Where A Driver Is From..
*One hand on wheel,one hand on horn : Chicago *One hand on wheel,one finger out the window : New York *One hand on wheel,one hand on newspaper,foot solidly on accelerator : Boston *One hand on wheel,cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator : West Virginia *Both hands on wheel,eyes shut,both feet on brake,quivering in terror : Ohio...( but driving in California ) *Both hands in the air,gesturing,both feet on accelerator,head turned to talk to person in back seat : Italy *One hand on latte,one knee on wheel,cradling cell phone,foot on brake,mind on game : Seattle *One hand on wheel,one hand on hunting rifle,alternating both feet between accelerator and brake,throwing a McDonald's bag out the window : Texas Male *One hand on wheel,one hand hanging out the window,keeping steady speed at 70 mph,driving down the center of the road unless going around a blind curve dodging cattle : Tennessee *One hand on wheel,slapping kids in bac

Identity Theft
Jury Duty Please pass this on to everyone you know that could fall victim to this scam. It is spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call. Most of us take the summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. Fall for it and your identity could be stolen, reports CBS. In this con, someone calls pretending to be a court official who threateningly says a warrant has been issued for your arrest because you didn't show up for jury duty. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Sometimes they even ask for credit card numbers. Give out any of this information and .... Bingo! Your identity has just been stolen. The scam has been reported so far in 11 states. This scam is parti

Identifying "players" And Red Flags
Identifying "Players" And Red Flags >Note: Too often I meet smart and savvy women who get "played" by a man who SEEMS like a great guy because the chemistry is there. He charms you, you get close and physical... but then he stops calling and you never see him again. Don't fall into this trap. If you want to learn more about how to spot the men who are more into the CONQUEST than a real, quality relationship, read Chapter 2 of my eBook "Catch Him & Keep Him." You can download it now right here: http://www.CatchHimKeepHim.com/e/12833/eBook/?cid=ZZVQNZ&lid=1&ll=1 Have you ever been mixed up with a "Player"? One that seemed like a great guy at first, but turned out to be a complete and utter jerk? Unfortunately, if you're like lots of women I know, then at some point you dated a guy who seemed great, but you didn't figure out what he was really about until it was too late. And you had already become emotionally and physically involved

Identity Theft
ATTORNEY'S ADVICE -- NO CHARGE: Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. The next time you order checks have only your initials (instead offirst name) and last name put on them. If someone takes your checkbook, they will not know if you sign your checks with just your initials or your first name, but your bank will know how you sign your checks. 2. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO IDREQUIRED". 3. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it. 4. Put your work phone .. on your checks ins

Identity
Dirty Mangy Filthy No-good Cur But not stupid Not a slow learner The cur learns his lessons well Trust no one Bite first Growl when approached And the bitten think he's mean Meanness has nothing to do with it He's just well taught Blame those that held out steak And hit him with a stick The ones who kicked him The ones who starved them The teachers that made him learn To strike first, strike hard And trust no one And I think about these teachers As I look at my unshaven face in the mirror As I growl and snap when others get too close As I spend more and more time safeguarding myself from harm And I realize I am the cur. August

Identity
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep Buried underground no more Rising from the cold To the world of grey Singing softly the tune of death Walking slowly through the shadows Hiding from judgmental eyes Escaping from the pain Searching in the darkness Finding what was lost Identity - I am no longer the world around me

Identity Theft, You Mean Identy Mark.
is bad enough having five identities of your own making and volition but when I get ten emails to ten different people from ten different people every day then I am surprised I am not sitting here going Phwerble Phwerble Phwerble, Phwerble.. Have you ever conceived the name Isolde Perdekamp, no doubt she is called Izze for short and there is nothing wrong with that, believe me. Well, she has sent an email to dg Merriman all about the pesky Canadian Drug company or supplier of drugs. I wonder if it is pot, because the way this is going I might just as well succumb to the dreaded weed of my own accord and then not care about the intrusive strangers. That sounds German, Isolde Perdekamp, I am not saying anything. Do they not know that I am trying to give drugs up and had it not been or a minor hicough then by March I would have been off the perishing things for good. That is medicational and not recreational!!! Hey, if there was a natural way to do it then I would try that bu

Identity
Lately, among everything else in my life, I've had this new sensation. Can't really say if it's a good sensation or bad one, but it is unlike anything I've ever felt before. And perhaps it is the most terrifying feeling ever. It's the feeling of uncertainty. Yes, I've felt this before, but never for such a long period of time. It's like I wake up and I'm not even sure if I'm still alive. It's like I'm looking for my keys or my cell phone and I'm not even sure I really lost them. I feel like every little thought requires another thought just to make sure that is what I'm really thinking. I feel like I'm having an idenity crisis. Like I dont know who I am and I just want to wake up and be the old me. My dreams at night have been more vivid and dramatic. This is the second night in a row that I've woken up and thought I was at home....really at home...hearing my mom and dad downstairs. And I open my eyes and I realize I'm certainly not at home. I'm in my dorm room at school 6 hours away f

Identity Lies
Ever wonder WHY? people have to lie about themselves just to get attention! Sitting here reading anothers' profile saddened my spirit. I want to scream at that particular person. Rather than waste my time all I can say is SHAME ON YOU! We all have histories some rather bleak others rather lifting. So why make up a history that if anyone truely cared for you would background check. It is fortunate I know this particular person and the whole entire truth of their being. Or I could be sucked into the lies portrayed and the identity hidden in the fairytale life of accomplishments and duties. I wish I could hug that singular soul and let them see someone cares for them and not the lies they have created to make others want to even talk to them, let alone meet them. Then they wonder why whom they meet turns out to be flakey and a bit quirky. Its because they weren't honest of themselves.To that person, I have loved you and I have walked from you, yet, I am here typing this to you becau

Identical Friends
Here is a tale of the trouble love sends, To a pair of inseparable very best friends. These very best friends had the same taste in boys, Just like as tots when they liked the same toys. They never did struggle to borrow or lend, They knew that sharing was being a friend. Ond defending the other when teased or called names. One choosing the other when teamed up for games. They were experts at sharing fears, sorrows, and joys. And their bond was rock solid until they cared about boys. It turned out they always liked the very same boy, But this would be different from sharing a toy. Will their friendship survive their concerns of the heart? Or will their love for one boy tear their friendship apart? It is yet to be known how this sad story ends, For they must choose between guys and best friends. They can ditch all they have for the love of one guy, Or hold onto their friendship and wave him good- bye. This poem is dedicated to Rachel and all we had growing up. Where ever you are, I hope

Identity
"Identity" by Nick Bentley I find it wonderfully ironic that the majority of my life has been spent fighting just to be me. I believe I've come up with decent percentages that divide the contents of a person's identity: 33% - Mother, Father 33% - Pursuit of Interests 33% - Failures, Mistakes, Turn of Events The remaining 1% is always Subject to Change. I also love the concept of taking time off to "find oneself." To my knowledge, the Self-Exploration Excavation usually involves vacating to a destination to experience something "new and exciting." I can see how new experiences can change a person, but I'm not sure how that change would help a person "find themselves." Maybe it would fit inthe percentage of "Failures, Mistakes, and Turn of Events." Maybe experiencing something new and exciting unlocks an attribute in a person's psyche that feeds their personality. Maybe the new experience conjurs up the realization that you were not who you thought you were. I wo

Identity Thieves
Can anyone tell me why anyone on this Fubar website would want to take someone else's pics and post them as their own? I mean come on if your HOTT your HOTT and if your NOTT your NOTT. Last night I found out that this guy on my friends list had taken pics from one of my other friends profile and posted them as his own. I saw his salute and wondered why he had someone else posted as his default pic. But now I can see why, this guy was FUUUUUGGGGGLLLLLYYYY. He didn't and couldn't compare himself to my friend the one he took the pics from. I mean why do there have to be so many Fake Ass People out there? Why not be honest that is what really matters. Anyway I was so mad I deleted his ugly ass this morning. I just had to get that off my chest, so now I feel better.

Identity Crisis
Who is this I'm staring at? With tear-filled eyes And quivering lips I've never seen such longing Buried in such heavy eyes But it's the melancholy expression That swallows me whole Such hatred for life And contempt for fate Who good sir are you? I ask as if there was a doubt A doubt to your identity Such eyes could only come From the glance of a mirror Such a heavy expression Only from the arches in my own face

Identity Crisis
So i have decided that i will be writing a weekly blog about things that I find interesting, or i feel need talked about. Last week was obesity this week is idenity crisis.Have you ever felt that you were born the wrong sex? You look at your body.. and your disgusted.. Like.. why do i have breasts.. these arent mine.. or.. i should have breasts? and your a man asking yourself this? I believe this is all a mental thing, not that they are crazy, but that the hard wiring was crossed, and the physical doesnt match the mental. (as i will say the same with gay lesbian peoples.) this will be a differnt blog entirely) and i give people that take the time and have the courage to change themselves, so much admiration for going after what you want!This is something that happens more commonly then what you might think. I can speak about this personally, but not that i would or want to be a man. But growing up i was always tall, i stand 6'0-6'1 now. I was always small chested. the women in my famil

Identify The Lyrics, Famous Songs With Obscure First Lines Edition!
Like the title says, famous songs with obscure first lines. Because I'm bored, that's why. "Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, and stars fill my dream." "A man walks down the street, he says why am I soft in the middle now." "The king told the boogie-men, 'you have to let that raga drop.'" "Looking around the house, hidden behind the window and the door..." "The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload." "Love, I get so lost sometimes." "I bleach the sky every night." "Sell the kids for food." "Let me run with you tonight, I'll take you on a moonlight ride." "Waiting on a Sunday afternoon for what I read between the lines." Some are harder than others. Some are slightly more obscure than others (based soley on my opinion, 'cause it's my blog!). But you've probably heard 'em all at some point or another. Ready? GO!

Identify Light Lamps
If you have not heard about the new varieties of car light, please make depth understanding of them. Don’t purchase products like the “vacuum halogen bulb”, it is pure fake. Be clear what’s the light bulbs used for and whether it is car light bulb, which parts is the car light used to. Please be careful about it. Is the car “search light” a member of the auto headlights? Car “search light” is irradiation distance, a special optical design, high efficiency reflector and strong condensing. The irradiation distance can be up to 1200meters. Car search light can be widely used in railway, electric power, public security, steel, petrochemical, car light, patrol vehicles and so on. In recent years, car search light has been openly applied in many cars and agricultural machinery parts for its advantages of strong condenser and irradiation distance. As the search light glares so strongly that seriously impact on the safety of driving

Identifying Some Of Prevalent To The North Have To Deal With Shirt Styles
When dealing with Upper Face Jakker, an individual's are a number of variations which are currently ever more popular to cyclists from around the world and that they most of get their unique distinctive feel and look which will riders very often will want. Some within the most popular South Front fleece versions is the primary, added, jean material, moped, and thus lovely looking Upper Encounter Jakker.The primary N . Head parka is merely which in turn, common. This taste is probably the most well known north face danmarkchoices because it is more traditional which will be often the things the large majority of riders are looking for. It stands for whatever motorcyclist have been completely with regard to a and that is certainly role-specific riders who seem to take pleasure in just about everything you can find on the subject of motorcycling. The important style and design parka ordinarily consists of steel or perhaps a steel appliances, loads of conventional hardware and

Identifying Your Premature Ejaculation Causes To Last Longer In Bed
No man really wants to suffer from premature ejaculation causes, but about half of all men will every time that they have sex. There can be a variety of different underlying reasons as to why premature ejaculation causes are affecting you. However, the more proactive you are in your stance to combat them, the more rewarding your efforts will be in the payoff: treating premature ejaculation causes and not having to worry bout them any longer. We dish out some helpful tips to get you started in this article. Leading Premature Ejaculation Causes in Men Today Let’s explore the top cures for premature ejaculation causes in men today, so you can be well informed. * Anxiety, stress, depression & relationship problems * Smoking, drinking, poor diet, obesity, drug or alcohol abuse * Low testosterone levels * Diseases like diabetes, hypertension and heart disease * Erectile dysfunction * Hypersensitivity * Vitamin or mineral deficiencies * Sublim

Identity Theft
In 1976/77 my family moved to a new town. And like any 11 year old, I made new friends. If I had only known then what I know now.. One of my new friends became a household fixture, actually living with us off and on, due to problems with his own family.. For a few years, things were good, but that changed when Danny started getting into trouble. It started small. Breaking into cars, vandalism etc. When we were about 15, Danny broke in to the house across the street and stole several guns and other things. He got caught and due to previous issues, he was sent to the Glen Lake reformatory. After this period, Danny decided to join the Army, and that lasted all of a few months, and he was discharged. After I graduated high school in 1983, and moved out of the house, my contact with Danny increased and he became more violent and troubled. After a physical altercation between he and I. we lost contact. Until the first incident. In 1985 I happened

Identity Crisis
So I was watching the news last night. They were talking to Michelle Kwan, Olympic figure skating Medalist. At one point they asked her, "How was the transition out of the skating world?" She said something that hit kinda close to home for me. Kwan said something like, "Going from years of a set schedule, with practice, school and competitions. To waking up one morning and realizing that I don't have anything to do today." She continued with, "I had a bit of an identity crisis, and it took me a while before I finally decided what I wanted to do with my life." I'm just glad to see that even people that have already found success still struggle with their own identity, just like me :D And if a figure skater can do it...Should be childsplay for a soldier ;-)

Iden Says Obama To Use “executive Action” To Restrict Second Amendment
Kurt NimmoInfowars.comJanuary 9, 2012 On Wednesday during a press conference with attorney general Eric Holder, vice president Joe Biden said president Obama is considering taking “executive action” to restrict the Second Amendment rights of the American people. “The president is going to act,” said Biden. “There are executives orders, there’s executive action that can be taken. We haven’t decided what that is yet. But we’re compiling it all with the help of the attorney general and the rest of the cabinet members as well as legislative action that we believe is required.” “As the president said, if you’re actions result in only saving one life, they’re worth taking. But I’m convinced we can affect the well-being of millions of Americans and take thousands of people out of harm’s way if we act responsibly.” In other words, according to the Obama administration and the Justice Departmen

Identificare A Parte Una Sorta Di Colbacco
Cinque tasche pantaloncini sono davvero una sorta di dressier opportunità rispetto ai pantaloni. Certo, personalmente proprio una scelta diversificata di pantaloncini per profonde leggero bianco solo per il mondo di fase ghiacciato naturale. Identificare a parte una serie di pantaloni di velluto come un'opportunità un'alternativa woolrich italia rilassante, per una profonda, più o forse cammello. Personalmente possedere una regolare lunghezza Colbacco invernale per il nero o eventualmente spegnere abbagliante. Identificare a parte una sorta di Colbacco pescatore comodamente fisso solo per un ortopedico e inoltre accattivante sguardo. Inoltre, scegliere di ordinaria superiore di coppia a maglia o forse strillone tweed non lik. Un sacco di mogli controllare molto meglio e inoltre maggiore per alta classe fissa e inoltre i capelli cappelli, proprio non la testa fuori bizzarro o forse ti appaiono come Daniel Boone. Un favoloso vero grande 100% puro cotone 100% biologico, Aiuta a salvare u

Identify Michael Kors Outlet Handbags
Many women dream of buying a designer Michael Kors handbag. Unfortunately, however, a number of people every year are duped into buying fake handbags and that includes Valentino bags. To ensure that you’re buying an authentic Valentino handbag you need to learn what to look for and what to avoid. Check out the price and see what the sell price of the bag is. There are deals to be found, but if you see the bag for 10 to 25 percent off its retail price, the chances are excellent that it's a fake. Read the seller's feedback if shopping online. Many sites require sellers to list if a bag is authentic, though not all sellers do. Read what other customers had to say to discover if the bags are real.cheap michael kors outlet Valentino uses only top quality leather and fabric for their bags, so if the materials seem rough or uneven, the bag's probably a fake. Look at the stitching, which should be even and clear with no defects or flaws. Since the bags sell for a large amount of money,

Ideology And Religion Shit List
Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. Fundamentalism: If

I Desire...
I desire a black man that loves me so completely, that when another sister approaches him, he laughs at her advances because he knows he has it so good at home. I desire honesty. Not leaving out parts of the truth, not vague or deceptive answers, not conveniently forgetting to tell me very important details, not blatant stories made up to impress me, not withholding facts, not lies. Honesty! I would rather have you tell me the truth and have my feelings get hurt than lie to me, have me find out later, and destroy our relationship. I desire emotional intimacy. I desire a Black man to share his dreams, fears, disappointments, aspirations, feelings, and memories with me. I desire to be able to share my most intimate self with a man and know that he in not going to try to take advantage of me, manipulate me, use me, or disregard my feelings as inconsequential. I desire common goals. I long to be able to share his vision for the future and make coffee and pass out flyers fo

I Deserve A First-class Seat!:-))
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copi

I Despair Of Men...
So, second date this week was a bust. Apparently this one thought that, despite my very clear statements to the contrary, I was going to somehow be overcome by his extreme hotness and sleep with him after a half-hour conversation. Now, he WAS extremely hot, I totally admit. And a near-professional athlete. But he didn't seem to be at all interested in me as a person, and that's a pretty huge turn-off for me. If he'd put in any time and effort, we both could have had fun. As it was, apparently a couple hours' of conversation was too much for him to handle. I KNOW there are decent guys in the world. I KNOW there are. And yet, sometimes I really despair of you as a gender. The way a lot of my so-called Cherry "friends" treat me at times makes me want to give up and quit. The fact that I have NSFW photos seems to make men think that they can treat me pretty terribly (like a total slut, honestly), even if I think of my NSFW photos as just a part of who I am -- a celebration of

I Deserve It...
I wanna be with a man who will treat me right. I deserve it. I want to be able to walk around with me head held high. I deserve it. I want to be able to look past all that bothers me and look on the bright side. I deserve it. I want to be able to succeed in all I do. I deserve it. I want to feel loved. I deserve it. I deserve to be with a man who will treat me right. (I am a good woman) I deserve to walk around with my head held high. (I am a classy woman) I deserve to look past all that bothers me. (I am a strong woman) I deserve to succeed in all I do. (I am a hardworking woman) I deserve to feel loved. (I am a woman) ((its a work in progress))

I Desire
I desire I desire flesh Hot to the tough Toned over thin frame I desire I desire lips on lips Lips on skin Soft Gentle Hungry Starving I desire I desire eyes Eyes gazing into eyes Hearts racing Knowing without speaking I desire I desire words that hurt And words that heal Conversation lifting me up Shaping my mind I desire I desire love Simple and honest Laughing Crying Exposing I desire

The Ides Of March Are Here
I know, I know, it's gotten to be a corny excuse to bring up Julius Caesar, who died today in 44 BC when he was stabbed twenty-three times in the Roman senate. But it's got a great sound to it . . . and it reminds me of my sophomore year in high school (the 1987-1988 school year; I know I'm dating myself, but it's not like anyone else would LOL). In addition to studying the play, in English II we also had to act out a scene from William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar in a different setting. The group I was in (which I ended up leading because I was the one who had the idea) performed Julio de Capo where we gave the events leading to the assassination a twist of the Mafia. As far as I remember, the performance which was taped came out great, but I'm remembering something someone did which screwed us up. Probably me . . . Last night after work I met Martha and Sarah at our church's Lenten service. In addition to our praise and worship, one of our members who's a drama professor at Minot

The Ides Of March
Tie me up with sheets, and hang me from your tree I'll stay out here all night, it doesn't even matter As long as I can see, into your room and feel Like I'm inside your life, I'll follow you forever Don't cut me down just yet, I'll make things right again Don't close your blinds on me, on me... I will never recover from this I will never believe in this again And I can never go back to the way I used to be before this started The snow won't go away, My nose runs down my face No one sees me here, It doesn't even matter And every step I take, I stay in the same place I can't begin to start again why can't I just be perfect? I will never recover from this I will never believe in this again I can never go back to the way I used to be before this started I will never recover from this I will never believe in this again I can never go back to the way I used to be before this started You see my ghost and you'll never forget it My face is as white as the snow t

I Destroy Homes, I Tear Families Apart.
Crystal Meth Destroys! I destroy homes, I tear families apart. I take your children and that's just a start. I'm more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me. remember, I'm easily found. I live all around you, in school and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor. I live just down the street and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not one like you think. I can be made under the kitchen sink, In your child's closet, and even out in the woods. If this scares you to death, then it certainly should. I have many names. But there's one you'll know best. I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is Crystal Meth. My power is awsome, try me, you'll see. But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go. But if you try me twice, Then I'll OWN your Soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie. You'll do what you have to, just to get high. The crimes yo

I Desire You....
I feel you, oh how I feel you, so close though you're so far away your touch your mind your body... your soul next to me, beside me... with me Your touching me, mesmerizing me with your eyes filling me with your touch melting me with your sensuous kiss I taste your kiss, all day long, though I have yet to actually taste it I imagine, fantasize about you and my desire, my fantasies... my needs There's so much I desire - to be with you in every way possible... next to you, beside you, with you... touching you I desire you...

I Deserve Better.....
11 YRS I STAYED WITH YOU 11YRS OF LIES 11 YRS OF HURTING 11 YRS OF BETRAYAL I DESERVE MUCH BETTER THAN YOU I DESERVE TO BE LOVED I DESERVE TO BE RESPECTED I DESERVE HAPPINESS I DESERVE SECURTIY MY LOVE FOR YOU REACHED ITS END FROM ALL YOUR LIES TO YOUR ABUSIVE WAYS TO YOUR COUNTLESS AFFAIRS YOU WERE NEVER THERE WHEN I NEEDED YOU YOU HURT ME MORE THAN ANYONE YOU NEVER LOVED ME YOU NEVER CARED YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME YOU USED ME YOU ABUSED ME YOU CHEATED ON ME ITS LIKE A BAD DREAM SPINNING IN MY HEAD I MADE A MISTAKE I LOVED SOMEONE WHO COULDNT LOVE BACK I MADE A MISTAKE I TRUSTED SOMEONE WHO COULDNT BE TRUSTED I MADE A MISTAKE AND THAT MISTAKE WAS YOU! LOVE DOESNT CHEAT LOVE DOESNT LIE LOVE DOESNT HURT LOVE DOESNT MAKE YOU CRY LOVE IS MADE FOR TWO BUT YOU CANT LOVE AND NOW WERE THREW! YOU HAVE YOUR CAR YOU HAVE YOUR CELL PHONE YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY YOU HAVE YOU

I Desire
what do i want hmm. now that i actually think. . . i want a girl who will kick my ass in tekken, or whatever fighting game it is. i want a girl who looks amazing in that black dress she bought. under 20 bucks. what a buy! i want someone who will smile because i'm being stupid so she will. even laughing will suffice... i don't mind. i want a girl who will hold me when i cry. she does'nt have to help, or understand, she just needs to hold me. that will work best. i want a girl who will dream of me every night like i dream of her. my mind's like a tv. there's nothing better on it. i want a girl who will scream my name in everything she does each small thought. i'll do the same. i want a girl who will own me. possess me. be so selfish that no other girl will be able to ask my name. i want to belong to her. i want a girl who will get the idea. love is love. life is life. smiles don't mean i'm always happy. but i am with her. i want to stop worrying. i want

I Deserve
I want a man who's not afraid to show his emotions. Someone who will love me for me. Someone who can handle being apart from me knowing that the separation just makes our love more stronger. Someone I can trust in and not have to worry about what he's doing when I'm not around or who he's doing it with. Someone who knows that I will get jealous but that the jealousy is just my way of showing that I love and care for him way too much and that he won't use that jealousy as an avenue to go flirt more or lay with other women. I just want someone who only wants me in their life and is proud to have me there by his side everyday. I don't love quickly and I don't give too many chances, but I also protect my heart from gettin hurt over and over again. Why can't I find this man that I want? It's a shame that I had to give up on finding him because all I am finding are men who are confused about what they want or think that I am another dumb woman like the rest of the ones they fuck with...think

I Desire You
I feel you, oh how I feel you, so close though you're so far away your touch your mind your body... your soul next to me, beside me... with me Your touching me, mesmerizing me with your eyes filling me with your touch melting me with your sensuous kiss I taste your kiss, all day long, though I have yet to actually taste it I imagine, fantasize about you and my desire, my fantasies... my needs There's so much I desire - to be with you in every way possible... next to you, beside you, with you... touching you I desire you...

Ides Of March
today sucks. it went awesome at first then everything went downhill. i smoked a little today but thats gone by now. I just wanna joose and to relax soemwhere. im tired and exhausted. march has been a rough month but whatever. i am now with a guy i wanna be with and away from the one i didnt wanna be with. the one i dont want is constantly trying to get back with me and the one i do wanna be with makes me smile everyday.

I Desire
I desire, love, true love. Someone to love. I desire, someone to be with, for the rest of my life. I desire, a man, who's eyes don't and can't lie. I desire, a strong and happy marriage that'll last. I desire, Peace of mind when I'm with him. I desire, his caring touch each and every day. I desire, his attention on occasion. I desire, passionate kisses from him. I desire, cuddling close to him. I desire, talking to him each and every day. I desire, a man that loves me so much, words couldn't possibly describe. I do believe all my desires, Have been met. And I do believe, I desire you. A desire to be within your arms for ever. Love me today as you did yesterday, and love me more tomorrow, I promise, I'll never ever stray. I desire.... You.

The Ides Of March Auction
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I Deserve
I have made mistakes in my life, I have let people take advantage of me and i have expected way less than what i deserve, But i have learned from my bad choices, and even though there are some things i can never get back, And people who will never be sorry, I know better next time and want settle for anything less than what i deserve..

[i Deserve A Treat]
This be Gouf post.K- let's just say this real quick.I cut out 12 demi-panelsfiled em to look about the same.and then I build a booster on my gouf's calf with a 3part half-shape fame.End reuslt. You can stop asking "wtf is he talking about???" There's a progressional how-to in my plamo folder.I'm pretty -fucking- stoked after that.And I think I want a treat. ... I dunno what that'd be since I'm broke.Moar update- I perused last week's classified (yeah... I know its sunday morning and I'm just now looking at a paper I bought 7 days ago) and was not impressed.So I bit the bullet and sent resume and cover letter to the adult mental health care agency/facility here in town.Keep your fingers crossed.but don't hold your breath.Who's up for a third cup of coffee and porn?

I Desires
We enjoy the soft warm spring eveningsA lovers moon smiling gently upon usLaying back slowly on the cool grassWatching the stars twinkling aboveStretching out your arm behind meAllowing me to lay back, rest my head on itTurning your head to murmur in my earSpeaking the words from within your heartSlowly pulling me closer to you, against youYour hand caressing me, softly, lovinglyFeeling your warmth burning within youOur lips urgently touching, kissing ardentlyTongues touching, dancing, writhingMuted sighs escaping on the night airFeeling your emotions flowing into meWashing over me, filling me, overwhelming meKnowingly I can feel your passion risingFurther strengthening my desire for youAs your lips cover mine with your kissesKissing my breasts, caressing them, nibblingSucking softly, greedily on my nipplesYour teeth squeezing them, devouring themWanting to explore and taste them, enjoy themYour hands massaging, manipulating my budsFeeling your hands pulling on meOur sighs betraying ou

I Deserve Better
I Deserve Better You said, " My Heart Bleeds For You" but that was just a lie, because you tore my Heart to pieces and left it out to dry. How did things end up this way?, that's something I'd like to know, when I gave you all my love why didn't you let yours show? My Heart isn't something to play with, My Heart is not a toy, How could the sound of my breaking heart bring you so much joy? How could you play with my heart?, How could you ever hurt me?, if you didn't mean it when you said you loved me, why didn't you just let me be? I've decided to walk away from it all, 'cause I've come to one conclusion why should I give you all my love when your love for me was just an illusion.

I Detest Every Atom That Defines Your Existance. 3:52am Monday, May 7
You are the bayonette-style chainsaw that cuts me raggedly in half. You know, the same one I've used time and time again... That bloody rendition of these gears of war. That surly disposition I put on when I am forced to read your one-worded replies. That frag grenade tossed skillfully toward my heart, just because you obviously assume that space is vacant. Oh how I leap for joy, when I see you online and yet I never get a message. Yes, I'm selfish... But you are myopic. Its things like this that impel me to question my sanity; because, surely I am an impetent fool to have ever liked you in the first place. Can someone explain to me why people don't just take people they don't talk to off their friend lists?? and Why haven't I taken her off of mine? Oh soo very slowly, I am investing in insanity. All too quickly, I am vexing voluntary euthanasia. Never should we have shared hellos, never should we have held hands, never should our lips have met, never should we have made lo

I Devise My Own Demise.
Mom's service was hard. I barely got through my speech. My voice was quivering the whole time. But afterward I was told I did good, so that made me feel a little better. =/ I still cannot accept that she is gone. Even sitting here, staring at her urn, I cannot accept, cannot believe, that she is gone. I was trying to be cheerful tonight, but then I was reminded of some things that I was trying so hard to forget...and I lost my sanity. I went to my room and curled up in a little ball on my bed, laying there waiting to wake up from this nightmare I'm living. I haven't been to work since mom went into the hospital, haven't been to school...I'm just not ready to interact with people. I've been avoiding almost everyone, ignoring IMs, calls, and texts...I just haven't felt like talking. I haven't felt like doing ANYTHING. It takes effort for me to even get out of bed or get dressed. On top of everything, I have so many regrets that have been haunting me. I've done some things that

I'd Fall
They fall so endlessly -- Down my broken faceLike a river with no water -- Im an empty disgraceLost with out feelings -- I dont know where I belongI cant stop the flow -- The tears have fallen for so longMy heart is black and dead -- My world is cold n' bareAbandoned in this road -- Of loneliness and despairYou left me with out an answer -- Left me crying on my kneesSo I sit here once again -- Miserable and wonderingWhat happened to me n' you? --What exactly went wrong?Was I not good enough? -- Not good enough all along?I sit a top this world -- And look down up on youYouve moved on long ago -- And I know I should tooYou just cloud my vision -- My tears fall in memoryMy heart bleeds more -- Im dying inside me I take this rope around my neck -- I take my final breathThere falls a note -- As I fall to my deathIt said how much I loved you -- How you left me all behindAnd as youre reading this -- I hope you die insideIt said how I needed your love -- How my life, I lived for youIt said I c

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GILAD-TODAY IS THE DATE THAT HAMAS TOOK U AWAY. WE HOPED U WILL BE HOME SOON BUT ITS OVER 3 YEARS NOW.U WERE TAKEN AS AN18 BOY N NOW U R A MAN- WE WILL NOT STOP FIGHTING 4 U N YOUR FREEDOM. WE PRAY N WE DO ALL WE CAN SO THE WORLD WILL KNOW. DONT BRAKE.KEEP HEADS UP-PLZ-YOUR MOM DAD N BROTHER R DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN.N SO US PPL WHO FEEL 4 U N KNOW U WERE THERE TO DEFEND US. GILAD-HUG N KISS- PLZ REMAIN STRONG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVVfxD4i2C0 LOOK AT MY PROFILE PLZ THERE IS A VIDEO ON HIM-THANK U

Idfk
why do i cry everytime i hear his name? why dont the fucking pills seem to make everything go away? when will the madness stop? when will everything be okay? the thoughts of everything i had good...are gone. lost. forever. why am i like this? why does it have to hurt? people are probably thinking im like this for the attention. im not. the pain is real. its killing me slowly, day by day. im tired of the bullshit lies. is this just a dream, and when i wake up....everything will be fine? you might think im happy....but im not gonna be okay.

I D F K I Need Batteries??maybe??
Your kiss is hard: salt, copper and teeth, I am smashed against you by the back of my neck, I feel your fingers crush into my back pulling me closer, I am dizzy, time and space leave me With nothing but hunger and fulfillment. I hear the buttons pop, clothes thrown, absently, strewn on the floor, fingers burn my hips; capillaries scream at the surface, bruises are born, you throw me down to the floor, breath catches, you fall on me, unapologetically, penetrating, slamming probing the deepest parts of me, pulling my head back to see my eyes and burn into me with your own, leaving fire in my toes climbing through my legs, painfully, slowly burning into orgasm...

Idfka
a tear rolled down, I could feel it i concentrated on it. better it than what she said as it crossed my face passing close to my lips it left part of itself behind it reminded me of my own path maybe i left too much of me along the way as well as the air moved across my face it felt cold on the path it had traced a welcome chill i guess like an un expected breeze on a muggy day all to quickly it goes away, reminding me of her

I*d*g*a*f
TO MY FRIENDS WHO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE A LIFE AND AM NOT ALWAYS ON HERE OR AM QUICK TO RESPOND THAT HAVE FUN WITH ME WHEN WE CHAT AND DONT GET ALL BUTT HURT WHEN WE DONT I LOVE YOU TO EVERYONE ELSE I*D*G*A*F BOTTOM LINE IS NOT INTO DRAMA OR BULLSHIT YOU CAN SAVE THAT I AM NOT THE ONE. MY REAL FRIENDS KNOW I LOVE THEM IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE WHO THINK I SHOULD STOP MY LIFE AND KISS THIER ASS THEN YOU NEED TO MOVE ON THIS GIRL HAS A LIFE. SO TO ALL MY FRIENDS LOVE ME OR HATE ME THIS IS WHAT IT IS. TO EVERYONE ELSE I DONT GIVE A FUCK! DELETE ME. DONT GET ME WRONG LOVE TALKING TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF U YOU KNOW I DONT CARE ABOUT POINTS OR COMMENTS BUT IF YOU START TO GET ALL PUSSY HURT THAT I DONT RATE OR AM NOT RESPONDING FAST ENOUGH TO YOUR NEEDS THEN MOVE ON DELETE ME I*D*G*A*F. TO ALL THAT LOVE ME I LOVE YA BACK MUAHHHS

Idgaf
Yes. Tis the first blog of 2011! Not that anybody honestly really ever reads this but I don't usually showboat my blogs in my status or let people know I even wrote in here unless I really want them to read it. But anyways! On to the theme of 2011! I.D.G.A.F. Yes ladies and gentleman. I don't give a fuck. That has been my motto that has slowly been growing over the last few months. And in the last few months, I have found myself changing in a lot of ways and really becoming a person I have wanted to be and for whatever reason, some aspects of my life just could not fall into place. But they have. :) The other day, some comments were made to me that really annoyed me. Then, I stopped and laughed. And I owe all of that to Tony. I really do. Tony has shown me a whole new world, and he has changed me in a lot of good ways. One of them being that I've become a lot more of a private person. Especially with my relationship with Tony. We're pretty public with our feelings on Fubar, yet, we

#1 Idgaf
WARNING!!! .. Grammer and mis used words may occur during the typing of this blog...comments stating these facts will not be approved just because the blog creator does not CARE! WARNING!!! IDGAF INTRODUCTION Well Well Well, It's 2013 and a whole New Year has started. So I've come up with the idea for 2013 My New Years Resolution is to simple I DONT GIVE A FUCK!, So with my new IDGAF Idea, I'm just not gonna give a fuck and I'll be blogging about EVERYONE and not feeling one bit of pitty or sorry for what I've got to say. If you don't like that well guess what I DONT GIVE A FUCK!! so you should probly not read any of the below content, and block me now because Yeah any one on my friends list could get mentioned in the shady bullshit that they pull around here and on other sites.. So If you're a Cam Whore, then be the CAM whore, and stop trying to cover it up.. No such thing as a undercover whore!. 2012 IS OVER! Well, We all know that the 2012 year went by and alot happened

I'd Give You The Moon...
I'd give you the moon if I could I'd give you anything you wanted If I could, I'd give you joy I'd give you myself always in a good mood. I'd give you your daughter I'd give you a life free of debt. I'd give you the stars if I could reach them. I'd make sure you were happy I'd make sure you did less work I'd make your dreams come true I'd be what you want I'd love the way you need me to love I'd cook you chicken, and steaks. I'd make you so happy if I could. I would never let you fall I would never let you down I would always be who I am I would always love you for you I would always want nothing more than what you will give me. I would give you the world I would give you peace. I'd give you the moon if I could I'd give you insight I'd give you anything you wanted if I could I'd give you all of myself I'd give you my trust I'd give you my body I'd give you my insecurities to throw away.

I'd Give My Heart
I'd give my heart for that one soft kiss For that feeling of never ending bliss To feel that true love really does exist And to know love is not some dark abyss I'd give my heart to see that sparkle in your eyes Making them gleam like the brightest skies To be the one to cause your contented sighs And to know your love is true and not some disguise I'd give my heart to erase all your pain All the sorrow and heartache you always contain To give you hope that I will always remain And to know that your love is not given in vain I'd give my heart to be held in your warm embrace Knowing in your arms is my true place To know it's me that causes your heart to race And to know that your love I would never replace

& I'd Give It All Away...
Just to have someone to hold onto... Just to have someone to come home to... *sigh* Saw the mignight 3D showing of Beowolf tonight, just got back 30 minutes ago actually...the drive was a bi depressing due to the background music. That time of the year is right around the corner, oh joy, thank goodness for egg nog.

Id Give You My Heart If You Would Take Me As I Am
cutest song ever! if only i was lucky enough to have someone who felt that way. lol. maybe one day. --------------------------------------------- You were always changing clothes Torn some dress and panty hose Crumpled up upon my floor And you'd abandoned all your dreams Give them up, or so it seemed For the chance to be my girl And the world won't ever change If you always stay the same And I'd give you the moon if I could And I'd give you the stars if I could And I'd give you my heart if you would take me as I am And you were always switching roles Now you love me, now you don't like a lover in disguise. But I was always chasing dreams Without an end, or so it seems But I guess that's how it goes And the world won't ever change If you only stay the same And I'd give you the moon if I could And I'd give you the stars if I could And I'd give you my heart if you would take me as I am And if only stars could shine as bright as you and I Maybe then I'd

I'd Give You
I would give you the sun so you would have light. I'd give you the moon to guide you at night. I'd give you the stars so you could see All of the beauty that is heavenly. I'd give you a river with waters running deep. I would give you the fruits of the trees I reap. I'd give you the oceans and all of their treasures. I would give you all of this world's pleasures. I would give you my home for a place to live. Anything I have, to you I would give. I would give you my heart, my soul and mind. I'd give you these things because you're so kind. I love you.

I'd Hate To Sound Emo But....
These past few days really have been some of the worst days for me in recent time. Just one piece of bad news after the other again and again, and I know how Emo this sounds but atleast for right now it feels like life has no intention of throwing me anything good my way. I really hope that all of this is happening for a good reason cuz if it isn't, then I truly am in for a rough ride in the weeks to come. And on top of all this crappyness, I can feel that a great period of depression might be sneaking up on me. My family has a history of being Bipolar, and luckily I only have a mild case of it (unlike my mom) I don't have dramatic highs and lows but every few months I tend to sink into a deep depression and this one just came at a bad time. It's probably half shitty circumstances and half self doubt and I just hope it doesn't get the best of me. I have been doubting myself lately, and with all this added shit that's been flung my way I just know it's gonna get worse. Also I'm havin

I'd Have To Say It Was A Good Day...
Normally, I would use this time to start bitching about something or other. Well, maybe later. But not right this moment. Now, I am a little saddened that a friend of mine, who was living right next door with her sister has moved further downtown. Not very far away, but because I rarely even leave my house anyway, that can seem like lightyears. The upside to this though, is that her sister still remains in residence next door, at least for a short time until she can sell the house, which will prove almost impossible as it is a hovel. No offense. I'll take pics. Anyway, back on subject, my friend is an avid Halo 2 junkie like myself. She plans to get her own Xbox and play with me across the internet. I currently own two boxes, each with their own Live account, so I can play in my office, wife/guest play upstairs, communicating by headset. We love the game, and believe that remaining vigilante in it will allow us to remain close. I am seriously on the hook about giving up my cigare

I'd Hit It!! Let's Play!?!?!?
I'D HIT IT!! Let's play!?!?!? There is at least one person on your Myspace list that wants to do the hell out of you. So lets play the "I'D HIT IT!" game. The rules are simple... if you want to screw the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd hit it." SCARED? LOL this is hilarious YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your Cherrytap page list that wants to do u. So repost this as "I'D HIT IT!!"

I'd Hit It!! Let's Play
I'D HIT IT!! Let's play!?!?!? There is at least one person on your Cherrytap list that wants to do the hell out of you. So lets play the "I'D HIT IT!" game. The rules are simple... if you want to screw the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd hit it." SCARED? LOL this is hilarious YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your Cherrytap page list that wants to do u. So repost this as "I'D HIT IT!!"

I Dialed A Number And Got The Following Recording:
'I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes.' ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ ( I LOVE THIS ONE! ) My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~ The quote of the month is by Jay Leno: 'With hurricanes, tornados,

I Didnt Get The Memo
ok yes i have nekkid bewbie pics...yes they are all marked adult but why didnt anybody let me know us fat chicks with big bewbies were supposed to use cleavage shots as our main photo :-| lostcherry is like karaoke?? karaoke = everybodys a star lostcherry= everybodys a porn star

I Did It Again
Today was quite a productive day... I went to work, ate a sandwich, met an old guy, aquired a free dog... all is good in the world! If you'd like to meet him.. visit my photos and check him out He is Hemi's identical twin. wanna hear how it all went down? I was minding my own going to the 7-11 for smokes when I saw Pit Bull puppies in a car parked outside the store. I went in , bought my smokes and borrowed a pen. Me being the classy girl that I am, wrote a note on the back of a napkin. "Please come into the cell shop I'd like to discuss your dogs" about 10 min passed as I sat anxiously waiting for this stranger to appear. Finally an old guy in a ball cap and dirty jean jacket pranced in with this beautiful dog. We talked for about an hour, I introduced him to the Boyz.. (brining them to the shop now cuz of the creepy stalker) and he then said something that broke my heart. " If I can't find homes for all of them today they go to the pound" he wasn't a breeder, but has been a pitbull

I Didnt Know I Was That Kinky
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I Didnt Know...honestly I Didnt Know....
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis woman.Penis100%Face75%Abs/Stomach42%Boobs33%Butt25%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

I Didnt Know My Hidden Talent
you all should take this quiz, i did and it was pretty cool Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Did More Writing...
Soon the time will come when my true love will be taken from me. I love Katt so much. I'm lost without her, but I won't give up. she is too important to me. I will reunite us or die trying. My heart now and forever belongs to her. My soul is intertwined with hers for eternity. In life I will go anywhere with her, side by side. In death we will sleep forever, side by side. Together forever. This is my pledge. My oath. My calling. My life.

I Did Not Write This Poem.
The Coors Light beer Poet’s Present, A poem by Travis entitled “Dude Fest” This is a true story. I went to a party, my head was swimin, There were twenty three guys and Only four women. As I opened a bottle of cold Coors Light, I thought fifteen more ladies will make this party right. Just then I noticed a smile on my bro Tim, The hotties finally showed, in clouding the one from the gym. I thought to myself, no more dude fest, Finally some bodies with no hair on their chest.

(i Didnt Write It Just Felt It Was Right To Put It In
If you're not in love with a soldier If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly gray PT uniforms that require a daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't understand the meaning of the phrase "going to the field" and the weeks you spend away from each other If you're not in love with a soldier, you can never imagine the hole in your heart when that phone call comes. "Honey, I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas. I don't know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know that I love you - always!" If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't know what it's like to say that final good-bye. You don't know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don't understand fear and you can't possibly understand the sleepless nights of endless crying wondering if you will ever see the love of your l

I Did It!!!
Well, I did it!!! I danced last night at the strip club for the first time. OMG!!! I had such a blast. It was so much fun!!! Was told by a few people that I was a natural and they didn't believe I'd never done it before. (Maybe they were just trying to psyche me up, I dunno.)... lol Anyway, I made money, and it was fun. I'll be doing it again for sure. But, gonna wait until my current temp job ends, which is only two more weeks. Two full time jobs, three kids, girl scouts, and grad school might be a bit too much. So, I'll wait until my first job ends before starting the second one.

I Didn't Drink And Drive, So Why Am I The One To Die?
I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road, the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine. I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a

I Did It!
Will I did it... The one thing I said I would never pierce and I had it done today. That's right I piered my nipples. I didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Don't get me wrong, it hurt it still hurts and it probably will for a while but not as much as I thought it would. Which is awesome and makes it more bearable.

I Did A New Blast!
Add me and fan me cuz I'm going to be huge. I'm going to be bigger than huge! I'm going to be on the cover of Rolling Stone magaz-- no, forget that. I'm going to be on the cover of Time magazin-- no! Forget that... I... I... am going to have... *more fans than Elvis*!Yeah! And I won't even be dead! Think about it.Really I am a huge geek but shhh don't tell! It will throw off my MoJo! I love you DJ,Shell,Jelly and all my other family peeps on here! Yeah so :P And if you arent my fan YOU should be cuz ill be your fan and we can stalk eachother..thats all folks!

I Didn't Wanna Come Home
Can I just say My Grandson is THE cutest baby boy in the world :) I didn't want to leave, but alas, I had to come home. I never knew it snowed in Oklahoma, but it does and it did while I was there, and it snowed back here at home also, and we don't usually get snow here. Anyway.....I can't wait to go back again.

I Didn't Feel Like Writing About Me,so I Didn't.
Poems and Things I like part 1. This first part I'll call"The Garden" because thats what the poems are about. Flower-Gathering by Robert Frost Ileft you in thhe morning, And in the morning glow You walked a way beside me To make me sad to go. Do you know me in the gloaming Gaunt and dusty gray with roaming? Are you dumb because you know me not, Or dumb because you know? All for me?And not a question For the faded flowers gay Thast could take me from beside you For the ages of a day? They are yours and be the measure Of their worth for you to treasure, The measure of the little while That I've been long away. The next poem!! I'd Choose To Be A Daisy by Unknow I'd choose to be a daisy, If I might be a flower, Closing my petals softly At twilight's quiet hour; And waking in the morning, When falls the early dew, To welcome Heaven's bright sunshine, And Heaven't bright teardrops,too. Here's another poem!! Dandelions by Unknow Some young and sa

I Didn't Feel Like Writing About Me, So I Didn't , Part 2
Poems and things I like,part 2!! "The Garden" Part 2!! The Primrose by Robert Herrick Ask me why I send you here This sweet infanta of the year? Ask me why I send to you This Primrose,thus bepearled with dew? I will whisper to your ears, The sweets of love are mixed with tears. Ask me why this flower does show So yellow-green,and sickly too? Ask me why the stalk is weak and bending,(yetit doth not break?) I will answer,These discover, What fainting hope are in a lover. Another poem for the garden!! Ah! Sunflower by William Blake Ah Sunflower! weary of time, Who countest the steps of the Sun, Seeking after that sweet golden clime Where the travellers journey is done: Where the Youth pined away with desire, And the pale Vergin shrouded in snow Arise from their graves and aspire Where my Sunflower wishes to go. Thats all for the poems for now. The next part will be about the other stuff. But I'm still working on that part!! ;)

I Did What? Shut The Fuck Up, No I Didnt.... I Did? Fuck...
1. The Classic - stories at breakfast the morning after. Apparently you had quite the night, but you don't remember a damn thing. 2. The "Aw Fuck" - You drunkenly call your ex and confess your never dying love to him/her. You realize this when they call you the next day about that date you promised. Aw fuck. 3. The "What is this tube doing in my arm" - you wake up in the hospital. Fighting the biggest guy you could find seemed like a good idea at the time... 4. The Empty Condom Wrapper - you might have had the best sex of your life last night...except you couldn't feel it at the time, and you definately can't remember if it was good or not (nor can you remember your mystery bedmate's name, damn) 5. The Wet Wakeup - you wake up covered in either pee or puke or both, and you're not even sure if it's yours. Lovely. 6. The Kodak Moment - pictures, proof that you're a drunken idiot. 7. The Ink - waking up realizing the Dave Matthews Band logo is tattooed across your back i

I Did This All Just For You!!!
Thats right!!! I have made a contest website to were you can add pics and vids as well as be able to rate and comment other users!!! How do you enter? You go to the link bellow!!!! Register, add your pics and vids!!! Contest is monthly!!! KLUB HOUSE CONTEST Ok.... Thats not all I did for you!!! I have also created a site for you to post your fetish porn of yourself and or lovers!!! Same as the contest site but this is not a contest!!! You can use this to meet your person that your find interesting and see were it goes!!! See what get you the big ratings and if yours is real good, it will show up under the most rated!!! How do you get involved? Simple, same as the contest but differnt link!!!! Dont forget to register and add your pics and vids!!! This is new so make yourself one of the first few to get involved!!! http://KLUB HOUSE LUST ROOM I also have blog site up and you are also welcome to go check it out!!! register and you can blog along with us!!! Use the link bellow!

I Didn't Know
I didn't know... When I think of him. I feel happy...I feel strong...I feel at peace. I didn't know... That the sound of his voice...of his laughter...of him breathing... Would put all my problems at ease. I didn't know... That he has taught me a little about the person I hope to grow to be. I didn't know... Until it was just me and no longer we. I didn't know... I wonder did he know?

I Did It.. I Did It!!
Well, I passed the riding portion of the motorcycle class!! woohoo!! I am VERY sore though. I have muscles hurt that I never knew I had...If someone were to tell me that I could do a figure 8 in a box, I would have laughed at them, but I did it... I did go out of the lines some, but I did it and that's all that matters to me. Tomorrow night is the written portion, but I don't think I will have a problem with that!! I never knew riding a motorcycle was so hard and that you really have think about your movements!! I don't care if I ever ride a bike, but the fact that I CAN do it is all I need.. lol.

The I-did-it-all-by-myself Way:
The I-did-it-all-by-myself way: Get the 5 Gallon / 23 liter plastic bucket from your above experiment. Find 15-20 pounds of something resembling fruit or vegetables. Remove stems & seeds if possible. If not possible, crush or mash the fruit without damaging the seeds. Seeds do not help the wine and often contain stuff like cyanide or was it arsenic which might be good for your skin but neither help in the taste department. Squishing with your fingers works well, or a potato masher. A continuous juicer also works. If you can remove the stems and seeds you can use a blender to mush the stuff, with a bit of water to keep from burning out the motor. Dump the ugly mess, called "must", into the plastic bucket. Simmer around 10 pounds of sugar in water until it's a nice clear syrup and stir it into the fruit. Add some water to almost fill the bucket and mix it all up. Leave 4-6 inches of space for the foam and "cap" to rise under the lid, or you might have a

I Did It Again
ok u all i enterd a contest again but this time you can't comment bomb me you are only allowed to comment on my photo 5 times and of course rate it....it's a alute contest so if i could ask for some of my friends and familys time and help it would be great...so please help me out but remember comment 5 times only and rate me thanks *queen* here is the link to my contestclick the pic below.

I Didn't Run Away ...
Hello Everyone . Im not ignoring you all . I havnt run away .. I've got a Project going on that Ive got to get done by the Begining of May .. and its going to be something else . ( I Hope) .. My Son as most of you know is graduating this year and his school every year has the Senior Class hold a Renaissance Fair .. this is their Senior Project and a Large part of their grade so ..I'm out here looking with Mike for a Pattern to start making whichever he decides on .. So far we've got it narrowed down to Two .. If we do decide to actually make this costume I'll be posting pics of its progress .. if I don't Ill post pics of the Fair which is in mid May) So .. Im out .. Hoping you all have a wonderful nite and Ill be back tommorrow *Hugs* to all . Toodles ! Wen :)

I Did Not Write This..sent To Me By A Ct Friend....thanks :-)
There's something about being Pushed up against a wall Your back flat up against it Staring straight into eyes that see through you Swallowing hard Waiting for your heart to start beating again There's something about Being pulled up by your hair Feeling that hand slink up your neck Into your tresses, close to the scalp Grabbing, gripping it, guttural sounds emitting from His lips The pain not nearly as strong as the urge To cry or bite a hole through your bottom lip There's something about Being bitten Especially on the back of the neck or nipple Feeling His teeth so close to piercing you Wondering, as you cry out, if He will, this time Wondering, if you're going to bleed for your Submission There's something about Being bent over the back of a chair, without warning Without pretense, without question Having your skirt flipped up, cool air hitting hot skin Your cheeks blushing, with the same color of your ass As He warms it with the striking of the palm o

I Did It Again!!
OUCH!!! damn it..I need serious help! Let me explain. I was reading some article on CNN and didnt realize i was nibbling on my OTHER PINKIE..and yaouwzer!!! i pulled nother peice of skin off...this time..i drew blood..what's wrong with me? Now i'm fraticaly looking for a bandaid to aid my new wound. Almost got blood on my white blouse; THAT really would have pissed me off.. My soulution..tieing my hands to my chair..but then I won't get any work done. Chew on a pen cap..THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING! Anyone got a stick of gum? or maybe a finger they can lend me? lol

I Did Not Write This...however Its True
I DID NOT WRITE THIS....HOWEVER IT IS TRUE!! ONLY A FEW HOURS AFTER ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIES, HER NAME AND FACE ARE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE NEWS, THE INTERNET, AND THE RADIO. BECAUSE OF HER FAME AND FORTUNE EVERYONE SEEMS TO ACT LIKE THEY'VE KNOWN HER FOR YEARS, AND ARE SO CAUGHT UP WITH THE STORY... AND YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS TO COME... KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SICK?? THERE ARE SOLDIERS DYING FOR YOUR COUNTRY EVERY DAY AND THEY GET A BRIEF..."FOUR MARINES KILLED IN IRAQ TODAY.."......" ANOTHER PLANE SHOT DOWN KILLING 3 AMERICAN SOLDIERS..." AND DOES ANYONE BOTHER TO MAKE NOTE OF THESE MEN AND WOMEN DYING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE SAD OVER ANNA NICOLE SMITH? RARELY. YES, IT'S VERY SAD THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED AT 39.... BUT THERE ARE ANOTHER 3000+ MEN AND WOMEN DYING AT A MUCH YOUNGER AGE DOING MUCH BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS THAN SELLING TRIM SPA AND HITTING EVERY TABLOID IN THE COUNTRY. THEYRE OVER THERE SELFLESSLY... DYING FOR THE GOOD OF OUR COUNTRY. IT'S SAD THAT ANNA N

I Didnt Win, But Its Ok!
Just sayin thanks to the peeps that dont read the bulletins hehe!! I am not gonna win the Sexiest Eyes Contest, but I did wanna say THANKS TO ALL that HELPED ME!!! I was in it the whollleee time cuz of u guys, even though my computer is broke and I couldnt be around!! It should be fixed really soon!! I think hehe...so I hope to talk to u all again soon!! You guys are AWESOME!!! I have the best friends and fans!!! LUV YA ALL!! ~Cindy

~i Didin't Really Die~
~I Didn't Really Die~ A fine Daytona afternoon, the season had just begun... My Boys were running one and two, and I was having fun.. I probably could have won the thing, but something held me back.. I was busy watching Jr. and Mike~~ and holding off the pack. I was looking toward rhe front and not really to the rear.. Something tapped my bumper, but still I had no fear. I thought it might be Sterling~ I knew he was nearby. When Sterling smells the Checkered Flag, I'll tell you, he ain't shy. I slipped a bit, I turned the wheel. I sensed something very odd. It wasn't Sterling's tap, I'd felt. It was the tap of GOD. "Not now, I said, I'm racing hard". "There's still work here to do". "Your time is up, "HE whispered low, "So say a quick adieu." I wasn't really ready, but I didn't have a choice. He'd tapped me on the bumper and I heard, HIS hallowed voice.. So I did as He instructed. I just packed it in and left.. I guess it can't be helped, that I l

I Did Things Your Way
OK I DID THINGS YOUR WAY AND YOU STILL CONTINUE TO ACT LIKE AN ASS. THIS AINT ABOUT ME SUPPOSEDLY USING YOU AND LYING TO YOU. THIS IS IS ABOUT THE FACT THAT I HAVE PUBLICLY ANNOUNCED ANOTHER MAN AS MY CT HUBBY. BLOCK ME ALL YOU WANT I COULD CARE FUCKIN LESS. YOU CANT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU LOST, AND IF THERE IS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO THIS MAN, THEN MAN UP BITCH AND SAY IT. DONT GIVE ME SHIT BECAUSE YOU "CANT BE A MAN ABOUT IT". I NEVER LIED TO YOU WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT I LIKE NO I LOVE PLAYING WITH GIRLS AND BABY THAT AINT NEVER GONNA CHANGE. YOU SAY I'M DEAD TO WELL THEN KEEP IT THAT WAY. I REFUSE TO TAKE ANYMORE OF YOUR INSULTS. THE ONLY I DIDNT TELL YOU IS THAT I HAVE A MOTTO I LIVE BY "MUTHA MADE YA, MUTHAFUCK YA". SO DO US BOTH A FAVOR KEEP MY ASS ON BLOCK AND STAY OFF MY PROFILE TRYING TO SEE WHO HAS THE POTENTIAL TO GET WHAT YOU COULD HAVE HAD. YOU MADE ME DO THIS. KISSES DARLIN

~i Didn't Notice~
For so long now, my head has been turned in so man different directions And yet i dont seem to notice any of them They are all around me, like being in a crowded room with everyone talking And no one being heard So i stand here with my heart empty Its been that way since you left Though my head says move forward Give someone else a chance My heart refuses to listen No matter where i go What i do Or Who i'm with Your all i see ~Patrice~

I Did It!!!!!! Finally
Well, the computer actually cooperated with me now. It moved faster and I am now skinned. Thank goodness cuz i was gettin chilly with no skin..BRRRRRR! I am having fun learning about this place. It is much faster paced than myspace that is for sure. I mostly liked making my profiles on myspace,tag world, youthink and msn. Once I connquered them, I came here. This seems more action packed and I am getting addicted to it!!!

I Did Not Die
Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there,I did not die, I am birds circled in flight, I am that soft kiss goodnight. I am the diamond that glints on snow, I am the gentle breezes blow, Do not stand at my grave and cry, I AM NOT THERE,I DID NOT DIE.

I Didn't Write This. But It Appeals To Me Right Now
Everything's so blurry and everyone's so fake and everybody's empty and everything is so messed up pre-occupied without you I cannot live at all My whole world surrounds you I stumble then I crawl You could be my someone you could be my sea you know that i'll protect you from all of the obscene I wonder what you're doing imagine where you are there's oceans in between us but that's not very far Can you take it all away can you take it all away well ya shoved it in my face this pain you gave to me Can you take it all away can you take it all away well ya shoved it my face Everyone is changing there's noone left that's real to make up your own ending and let me know just how you feel cause I am lost without you I cannot live at all my whole world surrounds you I stumble then I crawl You could be my someone you could be my sea you know that i will save you from all of the unclean I wonder what you're doing I wonder where you are There's oceans

I Didn't Write This But Omg..ha Ha
I want to fuck you beside railroad tracks as freight trains thunder past manmade wind and noise and oil perfume and the kinetic rush of a thousand thousand tons gliding and screeching past the feel of the earth rumbling beneath us. I want to fuck you near Cape Canaveral as the shuttle reaches and roars toward the sky. I want to fuck you in sight and sound and taste of ocean mountains, prairie, desert, glacier in the deepest primeval forest during a raging lighting-storm near the Grand Canyon on the moon. I want to fuck you in the magic sphere of Nature's vast power flowing within and between us. I want to fuck you during an earthquake near a roaring volcano in the midst of a hurricane and tsunami. I want to own my own home and gather all the internal strength I'd feel there then you come to me unannounced in the night or afternoon when we haven't seen one another in days, weeks, months, years.... I want you to devour me and me to devour y

I Did It, Lol!!
Well I said I'd do it and I did, lol! Just got back from having my piercing jewelry changed. AND, I got my clit hood piercing!!!!!!!! Woot! Woot! I am so pleased with it! Did it hurt? Well, yes it did, but it went very fast. I have had four children, you know! Puts things in perspective a bit, lol! And as I said with the other piercings, Brian at Mind Altering Tattoos and Body Piercing is the best. What a sweetie! There is only one other person I would permit to do my piercings, and I hope he knows who he is!! Had to share! I'm so very pleased and excited! And no, I am not telling my Mom. THIS she would not understand at all, lol!! Rites of passage are a wonderful thing, you know?

I Didnt Write This Yet. This Story Makes You Think
10th grade As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. 11th grade The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want

I Did It All By Myself
· your cherry level just increased to '14' (Epic Cherry)! ^^^WOOT WOOT... LEVEL 14!!!^^^ CAN YOU DRINK TO THAT YALL? IT WAS NOT HAPPY HOUR, AND I'M NOT A VIC... AND I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE, RATING AND COMMENTING PICS, PROFILES, MUMS, STASHS... WOOT WOOT!!! YEAH SO IT'S NOT THAT COOL CAUSE NOW I GOT 34,999 TO GO TILL I'M CHERRY IDOL, I'M JUST AMAZED IT TOOK 6 HOURS AFTER HAPPY HOUR TO GET IT, LOL... NOW I CAN REST EASY!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! · your cherry level just increased to '14' (Epic Cherry)!

I Didn't Lie, It's Just That Shit Happens.
This is the new philosophy that I heard from a person that I know pretty well. The person claims to never lie. Of course, that is a lie. But the philosophy in the subject line more or less covers anything that can be called a lie. If you are caught cheating on your lover, the phrase works as a charm! If you go to court and the DNA proves that you committed the crime, that would be your retort. Isn't it amazing to never be called a liar by saying that you always tell the truth, but shit happens?

I Did Good Most Of The Day
Hubby was home today, but was sick. So I banned him to the downstairs. I cannot afford to have the kids or myself get sick. The kids and I had a great day. We played on the computer alot, did many loads of laundry, dishes, cooked dinner, and played some more. They didn't fight (much) and I hardly yelled. I was trying to keep myself busy so I would not think about how I felt like a single mom today. Once the thought that if I had to, I could do this on my own, came into my head. I guess it is good to know that we'd be ok if something were to ever happen. I am trying to stay positive tonight, but the overwhelming feelings of being alone all day is kinda catching up. Weird to be alone, while he was just downstairs.

I Didn't Say I Was Going To Right
I have been trying to just get my soul to open up and run with the flow. It doesn't ever happen the way it should. Don't ask me how this happens because not even I know the answers these days. I can have a thought in my head and yet it still comes out in a jumbled mess. Take the fact that there is this guy I have known for the LONGEST time, and yet he still has an effect on me that not even I could have forgotten. When you have known someone for a long time, and you both tend to feel some of the same things but yet don't go through exploring their subtle options before you drift so far into a silent position, you never know what the outcome could be. I have been wondering for a while now if I should have really anticipated seeing this guy since I knew that my heart wasn't as strong as I thought it was. I became the woman I didn't want to be. I became a woman knowing what he could do for me as I could do for him and yet we both have yet to make any real effort to see what happens. I kno

I Did It, By Jingo I Actually Did It!!!!
I have just rated track number 4598 of 4598 tracks in my music library. I listened to the whole bloomin lot and rated each as I went and my God do I have some rubbish music in among the good stuff!! Now I just need to check through as I noticed some cover art was missing and a few of the band names have picked up the album title so I'll get those updated and then I'll be ready to rock n roll. Oh and ready to add the 350 albums that I have on vinyl (already added 50) using my USB turntable and analogue to dig recording package. Then I can rate them as I go and can also slip in the new stuff coming down the torrent as I type. Life is sooo good today, I'm gonna have a celebratory banana!!

I Did My Best!
I did everything in my power to make you happy! You were never happy! After 5 years and you still weren't happy I finaly realized that you weren't going to be happy! I also realized that it wasn't my fault that you weren't Happy. I admit that I gave up! There wasn't much else I could do, Your being unhappy was killing me! I finally realized that you weren't going to be happy, So I left hoping that it would make you happy. Not a chance cuz you are still not happy! I hoped that the new "one" in you life would life would make you happy, cuz I still care and want only the best for you, But apparently not because you are still not happy! I really wish I knew what to do, mostly because the love I had left for you has long turned to pity and is slowly turning to disgust. Not hate becauese I am long past that. (i will admit that I tried) Am I happy? not at all. there isn't a day that goes by that doesn't remind me of something that happened while we were together, and make me feel like I fa

I Didn't Die Today Too Ma!
I DIDN'T DIE TODAY TOO MA! I knew my heart as a shield and I went out to the streets I sat at the cafes I talked with the kids I got bored, I got sad I got together with my lover Doors were closed Curtains were covered Gun shots far away deep One of my face is turned to seperation One of my face to the life I didn't today too ma! I thought there was a gun at my neck When the wind wraps to the waist of a branch I got afraid, laughed, got angry to myself I didn't die today too ma! These strange feelings to me I don't know where do they come, where do they go... Pain leaks from my heart to my brain I didn't today too ma! *Not mine...

I Did It Wahoooooooo Its All Better Now!!!
SHADY'S UNDERGROUND POSSE S*U*P* CT GIVE AWAY!* WHATS YOUR FLAVOR? SHADY'S UNDERGROUNDY POSSE S*U*P* YACHT * MOTORCYCLES * ROLEX * FAST CARS * $1,000,000 MANSION SHADY'S UNDERGROUND POSSE S*U*P* NO TIME LIMIT * ALL ON YOUR OWN PACE CHERRY TAP GIVE AWAY. TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED. NO TIME LIMIT ON WHEN THIS IS FINISHED. YOU COLLECT YOUR PRIZE WHEN YOU HAVE REACH THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF COMMENTS. THERE IS ONLY ONE MAJOR RULE THAT I HAVE. THAT IS AS FOLLOWS... YOU MUST AT LEAST HIT 500 COMMENTS ON YOUR GIVE AWAY PRIZE EVERY WEEK AS A REQUIRMENT TO STAY IN THE CONTEST. IF I COME ACROSS A GIVE AWAY PICTURE THAT HAS NOT MOVED IN OVER A WEEK OR MORE THEN I WILL EMAIL YOU TO LET YOU KNOW TO MOVE IT ALONG OR I WILL DELETE YOUR PIC AND MARK YOU DOWN AS A CANCEL. JUST LIKE THAT. SO REMEMBER YOU MUST BE READY TO COMMENT YOURSELF AND HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COMMENT ALSO Million Dollar Mansion 250,000 COMMENTS.... Yacht 55,000 COMMENTS.... PORSCHE 30,000 COMMENTS.... CORVETTE

I Did It!!!!
Wow I can ahrdly beleieve I Won! I was caller 14 today at our local Radio Station KMPS 94.5 and I won Bucky Covington's New Album,"A Different World" This is quite a thrill for me since I seldom win anything and htne also this song has a lot of meaning to me as itprety well sums up the way I grew up in Montana! So Im feeling pretty Jubilant Right now!!

I Didn't Get This From You B-ry!
Life Survey 1.If you were to find out you were pregnant right now what would you do? Panic! 2. Do you trust your friends? The few close ones I have, yes 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? You bet 4.Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Yes 5. Name a few things you would want in a relationship? Trust, honesty, laughter, love... 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best room mate for you? Probably the one I have now 7. When was the last time you snuck out? I don't think I've ever had to 8. Are you afraid of falling in love? A little bit 9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? No, he's there all the time 10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new girl/guy?: Hell no 11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? Never 12. What was the last text you sent? It was to Bryan and it was kinda long 13. What features

I Didnt Write It - But I Like It.
Hear ye the words of the Star Goddess; she in the dust of whose feet are the hosts of heaven, and whose body encircles the universe: "I who am the beauty of the green earth, and the white moon among the stars, and the mystery of the waters, call unto thy soul: Arise, and come unto me. For I am the soul of nature, who gives life to the universe. From Me all things proceed, and unto Me all things must return; and before My face, beloved of gods and of men, let thine innermost divine self be enfolded in the rapture of the infinite. Let My worship be within the heart that rejoices; for behold, all acts of love and pleasure are My rituals. And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. And thou who thinkest to seek Me, know that thy seeking and yearning shall avail thee not unless thou knowest the Mystery: that if that which thou seekest thou findest not within thee, thou wilt never find it without. For be

I Didn't Do It
I didn't do it but do u care? fuck no u look at me as if i wasn't there I told u the truth from the very beganing but that didn't stop u that just brought on the stinging. I can't help what u want to believe I never thought u would beleave a thing like that about me. i told u i loved u and i ment what i said if i ever did something like that i would want to be dead. I didn't do it And u know it's true u should hear me when i say i love u but u don''t want to, don't think u ever did u just want to insist on treating me like a little kid.I would think that loving u would be enough but oh no now it is time to get tough. i didn't do it i don't know what more i can say. i don't like the little games u play. i don't know what to do it makes me sick one day i will find a way to beat those two with a stick i didn't do it and that is a fact i kept saying it even as u packed. how can something like this be everyday i try so hard to see. u just want to walk away

I Did Not Die.
Do not stand at my grave and weep; I am not there, I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamond glints on snow. I am the sunlight on ripened grain. I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning's hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circled flight. I am the soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there, I did not die.

I Did One Of Those Quiz Things...
You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man. After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills. The Amazing Spider-Man63%Lara Croft58%Neo, the "One"58%William Wallace54%Maximus50%Captain Jack Sparrow50%Batman, the Dark Knight46%The Terminator46%El Zorro42%Indiana Jones

I Did It!!!
I finally did it! I passed my advancement exam and I am now an E4. I had passed the exam before but hadn't advance because there weren't many openings. I have also been doing funerals whenever the center needs me. I got in my required amount for my first Navy and Marine Corp Acheivement Metal. I will recieve that in July. So I am definately excited. It seams like my Navy career is heading in the right direction.

I Didn't Know I Had It In Me By Sweetthing0864©
I Didn't Know I Had It In Me by sweetthing0864© After a bad relationship I had decided to take some time off from dating and sex. My self imposed celibacy had been going on two years. At first it had been really hard, I would wake up finding myself masturbating. But before long I was doing alright with it. I had inherited some money from an Uncle and could take my dream vacation. I had always wanted to go to England and the time and opportunity had finally come. I had a friend that had been living in London for several years. She was thrilled that I was finally coming to visit her and couldn't wait to show me the sights. The first week I had been there we caught up and she showed me all the sights, it had been wonderful. Of course she had to work during the day, but I always found things to occupy my time. On the Friday night of my second week, she told me about a club she wanted to take me to. She said it was a private club, and she had missed last week and really wanted

I Didnt Get The Chance
To My Friend who died earlier today, I didn't get a chance to say I love you. You were gone before we got that far. All I know is now I really need you, Yet when I look for you, you aren't there. You said once that you never would forget me, Yet how am I to know without you here? Such emptiness! Like what I feel within me: Neither flesh nor tears, just cold thin air. All alone, I feel your arms around me, And all my need for you spills out in pain. Jagged memories of you surround me. I cannot think that, I won't ever see you again.

I Did It!!!!
well so today was an aweasome day, a little weird but aweasome, i past my training test so needless to say i am now a bill collector! Its Hot!! i had to call this lady today and she yelled at me but it was funny as hell! then i got another man to pay his bills and it was a great feeling Then i got home and i had my first appointment to pierce someones ears and they turned out so freakin cool, i was really impressed, i cant wait til i am a professional tho that would TITS!

I Didnt Forget!
EVERYONE that sent me a birthday gift.. mail or comment I WILL say thank you to each and everyone! I recieved over 170 some gifts within 2 days and at least 300 profile comments. I love you all I have never felt more welcome and loved ! You all ROCK!!

I Did Like That Banner, But Would Make A Bit Of A Change.
Saw in Angelbaby's gallery just now, "Picture required." For my list, I think, though it's harder to determine until after I've been around'bout someone awhile... "Personality required." (Edit: to quip a bit less, to think a bit more... people who I find add less than they drain from me, emotionally and otherwise, are the people who I have resolved to take leave of, and if they don't even add character to my memory of them... so much the easier to cut strings.)

I Did Not Think I Would Blog Again This Week...
But I was wrong. Yesterday, June 25, 2007, WWE legend Chris Benoit was found dead along with his wife and son. I'm not here to speculate on how or why. That wouldn't be right, and it's not my job. Tonight, I just want to remember Chris Benoit for the worker he was. I saw him wrestle live in person one night in Cincinnati. It was May 2, 2006, WWE Smackdown from the US Bank Arena. A spot in the next round of the King of the Ring was on the line that night in a match against Finlay. This match showed me what kind of a technical genius Chris Benoit really was. Benoit did not win the match that night - but he earned my respect as one of the best damn technical wrestlers alive. He was a fighting champion - I remember his matches with Booker T and Orlando Jordan over the US Title. Hell, I even remember Best of Seven series I in the 90s for the TV title - when he showed what kind of sportsman he was by refusing to take a victory by disqualification. That right there spoke volumes.

I Didn't Mean Any Harm
sorry about the spelling i don't have spell check, still in NYC i am truely sorry i know who you are, and looked up to you. years go i wanted to be like you. but, you just disappered as abruptly as you appered. no one knew where you went and any one who did refused to talk about it. weither it be me, the band members, or the under ground crews. now years later i came across what i thought was you. it was confirmed when i saw you "other" profile looking at my page. the picture that made you famouse in the dungon. only you would have it since you own the rights. you are a woman of many talents, when you left the scene, it seemed very cold and empty. the art gallery stopped showcasing your work about 6 months later. i never ment any harm. i will not post the picture nor the artical. we are very similure in many ways, i did not move here for anything else other then work. which i can see now i can not compete with the girls in this city. if you would like me to take yo

I Did It
Well went for my CDL yesterday and i got it... Was a long hard 6 weeks of training but i made it and now i am a truck driver :) WOOHOO... I would like to thank Chris for all the support he gave me and helping me make this change in my life. Your the best hun, ty for everything :) So now i got a few days off then on the road i go. So wont be around here much but will stop by from time to time. hugz to all

I Didn't Get To Say Goodbye
I didn't even get to say GOODBYE Why did you have to go? I hope your happy wherever you are I will always love you so. I'd try to copy eveything you did, you were always so good. I looked up to you every day, I'd be you if I could. I remember we'd play the same old game, I'd always try to cheat. You'd always sit in the same old seat, I'd always try to take your place. You meant the world to me and my mom, we'll love you forever. I remember we'd always watch the same old film, Fried green tomatos. You meant to my mom the most, she was ever so strong. She had to be tough for the whole family, your leaving us was wrong. I didn't even get to say goodbye, why did you have to go? I hope your happy wherever you are.

I Did It! With 1 Hour 45 Minutes To Spare!
Yep, I today wrote a song 16 minutes and 48 seconds long from scratch, having it up on myspace before 11pm GMT having started it at 12pm, using a variety of different riffs, 2 guitars, a bass, drums and vocals. Sound quality is shocking, just how I like it. Visit the Earthwhore myspace site to have a listen. The song is called Soul Dejection and the lyrics can be found in my Words blog section. Enjoy.

I Did It Again!
I so love my job. I sell sex toys. I am going to be so busy the next 3 weeks. I have a party tonight that is going to be so much fun. Then next week I have 2 Parties. I am even holding one on my birthday which is the 28. I want to spread the passion around. If you want to join the fun too then visit my website at www.hertoyz.com and look under becoming a consultant. I can't wait to see how much money is going to be in my pocket tonight! Some of it is going to be set aside for when I go to Las Vegas in March again! Maybe I might take a class on pole dancing. Hmm Dawn does that sound good? Party week that is going to be.

I Didn't Think I Would Say Or Think It.
But I am getting kinda tired of fat girls on here with big boobies. You know what I am talking about. Big girls who are showing off the only thing they got going on for themselves. Also when I click the I'm bored link, I've always been tired of dudes without shirts. I could shave my chest and take pictures too if I wanted, but I'm not gonna ad to that madness. I didn't feel like doing laundry today so I wore my swim trunks. Its completely wrong and I don't care. You see that's my problem I don't care.

I Didn't Want To Make A Mess
I was glad to hear that life had lightened up, after all, you'd had enough. I'm glad to know you been feeling better, far away from bitter. The night has gone on strong, like the thoughts banging around my insides. The day went all wrong, with the changing weather outside. I was glad to hear you were doing just fine, after all this time. I'm glad to know you moved on, from all the things you'd done. The reasons for this mess, are lost among the seasons we missed, replaced with sunshine and humidity. Full of the life I just don't have in me. I was glad to know you no longer walk with bitterness, after all, you deserved the best. I'm glad to know you've got a home, a taste of happiness, far away from emptiness. The days just keep going on strong, like all the thoughts begging to stay through nightfall. The nights coward out, filling me with fear and doubt. I'm glad to know you've got it all figured out. I didn't want to make this mess. I just got sucked in, and out went the rest

I Did All This Without Being Drunk!
ok so this morning i got woken up by my cell phone at like 9 in the morning wen i was up till like 3 in the morning that night (if that makes sense) i didnt answer it so i fell back to sleep 20 later... another fucking call! i was pissed! i turned off my phone and threw it across the room! thankgod it didnt break! so i finally got up at 12 BTW(thats my fav time to get up at) i went to kaitlins house wer i found her grounded she dosnt know y shes grounded but she is so we left her house after her mom told her not to go any wer she left a note and told her we were goin to the park! we went and got martina then we went back to my house to get my 3 matching bikes we named them my bike is toga kaitlins is scort martinas is kilt idk y we named them that but i love it! then we went to BK i flirted with the guy bhind the counter and i bought martina and i 2 burgers and chicken fires kaitlin didnt want anything so i got the food and next thing ya know the guy gave

I Did It All By Myself!! :)
My dryer stopped working in april,the coil that heats broke in half, anyway I went without for a few months. I was hanging clothes outside to dry , no problem. That gets old quick especially when you have 3 kids. So my ex husband brought me a used dryer , smaller but it worked. I still planned on getting mine fixed , it holds more clothes. So that has been about 2 months ago. About a week ago the belt on that dryer broke, just my luck. So today I was determined to get the part to fix mine. Well no answer from the guy who may have the part. So I was downstairs washing clothes , gettin ready to hang them outside again. I looked down at the back of the dryer with the broke belt , and yes I had already taken the back off to see what was wrong with it, the damn thing had a heating coil that was the same size that I needed. It was right in front of me the whole time. So I took it off and put it on mine , ALL BY MYSELF. Now my dryer works just like new...lol.. I love it ...YEAH FOR ME...LMAO

I Did The Right Thing But Everyone Thinks I Did Not
ok well for those of you that dont know what is going on my ex has my son my sister made me choose where i wanted him i said either with me or with his father me and his father have been talking fro some time which is very different then when i gave my son up we were not talking i was told by my sister might i add that to not talk to him what so ever well that in ways was the bigest mistake i did by not talking to him we as parents could not work together to make something for our son by doing that i basicly did what my sister wanted and gave him to her with no hopes of getting him back well i always thought that you know my sister would have given him back peacefully yeah that was not the case she had additude the whole time and was rude and what not she really just made him and me more frustrated with her well anyway i walk up this morning to this email from my sisters boyfriend and it puts it all in to a line she had no plans on ever giving him back nomater what me or my ex did wea

I Did It Again :p
OK EVERYONE....I ENTERED ANOTHER CONTEST :D THIS ONE IS FOR A 7 DAY BLAST, I NEED TO BE ONE OF THE FIRST 10 TO 20,000 COMMENTS.....SO LETS GET TO WORK :D!!!!!! tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} I APPRECIATE ALL THE HELP I GET, MY FRIENDS ROCK ALL ASS!!!!! I NEED TO BE ONE OF THE FIRST 10 TO 20,000 TO WIN!!!! MANY SMILES tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} MANY THANKS tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} MUCH LOVE tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5}

I Did My Part Now Lets See If You Read It
I bet there are plenty of you on my friends list that don't even read this. How about this, if this is reposted I'll leave you a pic comment. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is to see who's paying attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Re-post if you are a true cherry tap friend

I Did This For A Couple
A couple called me today and heard I made a great dinner, they lived by a beach a hour from my house I made me get otu and get my head clear it was their first wedding aniversy . she wanted a romantic dinner for her and husband . So I spiced it up alittle for them tonight.I bought a some round steaks with cooked strawberry sauce over it , with a salad with chives in it and small slice of oranges , made some twice baked potaoes with cheese then I made some choclate moose for them, they love tea and made soem honey orange tea cold ice tea. I turn some dean martin music for them it was romantic, then some journey. they love the taste of music I played for them. Then I sat up awning for them to sit under a white tent like. with white whicker chairs adn they sat out there with a fire made for them. then Then outside I played barry white and some tom jones. they dance to it. I sat up a big tent up for them while they

I Did Something Different
Last weekend, over Labor Day weekend, I along with my husband went to a civil re-enactment that my dearest best friend that I have known over 20 years was in, and my dearest best friend (Colonel_Deckard) got my husband out there on the battlefield!! That was a blast! No, I didn't dress up, but there is always next time mind you.. And I won't tell you that I am fully blistered on my arms either. And that was last weekend too! But I will post some pictures of Bill and my husband on here. Not sure what you'll think but just know that I had to have SOME fun...

I Didnt Tell A Friend
i didnt tell a friend about my fubar account because i didnt know if i was gonna keep it. I wanted to make sure it didnt interfere in my housework and now im sure he knows i have it as i have a friend request from him. i want to say im sorry i lied to you but i wasnt sure if i would like it or keep it and i only joined cause he told me about it and i wanted to see what it was about. im sorry i lied but i just didnt want to say hey i have an account and then delete the account. but now i have decided to keep the account.

I Didn't Mean To Make You Cry
I rushed in without thinking. I didn’t mean to make you cry. I acted very selfish. I didn’t mean to make you cry. You’re a person very caring. I didn’t mean to make you cry. I hurt the one person that understands me. I didn’t mean to make you cry. I want to take back all the pain and suffering I have caused you. I want you to be so very happy. I want to make you smile and bring you joy. I didn’t mean to make you cry.

I Didn't Do Anything!!!!
I changed my status from "online" to "666 fans?!?!?!" and I got this comment from someone who I thought was my friend on my profile: he said: id be glad to trade fans....but i think i allready asked this b4 and was refused so... I said: I rated/FAN/added you for a contest. I fan everyone I rate. he said: whatever...you didnt like having to do that now did ya...even though the rules of contest were written...still coulnt take having to do anything now could ya dont worry you wont be gettin pestered by me.... I said: wtf is ur problem with me? I have done NOTHING to you... holy shit! who pissed in ur cheerios?? I thought we was friends... damn, remember when I asked you to help me bomb for a contest?? you was all nicey nice to me then and now you just crawled out from under your rock and decided to start hating on me... Jesus on a flag pole! whatever I did... I'm fucking sorry! Right after that he blocked me. And now he refuses to tell me wtf I did to make him

I Did This B-day Love Horoscope Thing..here It Is
Your Birthdate: May 17 You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you! Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month.

I Did Miss Something
Hmm..this whole call me thing is confusing to me right now. Do you have to have a home phone for it to work? I mean I have not had a need for one so I never got one. Hard to believe right?..lol Well...I do all my communicating on here, and if I need to talk to my family I go through yahoo. So do I have to go out and by a phone now?..Anyone that can help let me know..:) Hugs and kisses!!

I Did It
I bit the bullet and called and talked to my mom yesterday. We had a nice 20 minute conversation, she had her first dose of radation yesterday. She goes back sometime this week for an MRI of her head to try and determine where the cancer orginated from. They still have no clue what type it is though. I offered to drive her and my dad to any doctor appointment if they needed it and I plan on going out to see them Saturday. I thought about getting a card and putting monet in it becasue my dad has been having to miss alot of work due to doctor appointment and such. Thank you to all who offered me advice and I honestly feel better since I have talked with her. I'll let you know how Saturday goes.

I Did It!!! It Was All Me And No I Will Not Go To Time Out!!!
I JUST MADE IT INTO THE UAB SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT NO MORE UNDECLARED MAJOR FOR ME!!!! I have also discovered my calling in the field. I am no longer double majoring in mechanical and electrical.. just in mechanical with a minor in business. The US economy is going to shit b/c we are importing more than we are exporting and our quality of products is not as good. I plan to work my ass off to help solve this issue. HOORAH!!! I don't know if I will be designing cars, medical equipment, etc... yet.. BUT I will figure it out!!! I love you all and thanks so much for your support!!!! ~Alysia

I Didnt Eat Her...just Killed Her...hmmm
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican writer suspected of frying and eating pieces of his ex-girlfriend after strangling her has confessed to murdering the woman but denies being a cannibal, a government prosecutor said on Tuesday. Police burst into Jose Luis Calva's Mexico City apartment last week and found fried human flesh on a dining table set with cutlery. They found more flesh in the refrigerator and an unfinished book by Calvo called "Cannibal Instincts." The mutilated body of Alejandra Galeana, 32, was in the bedroom closet. Calva told prosecutors he killed Galeana after an argument, then cut an arm and a leg off of her body so that he could dispense of it in parts. "He denies having tasted her flesh," Mexico City's chief homicide prosecutor Gustavo Salas told reporters. "According to him, he thought it was better to cook the meat so he could feed it to the dogs." Prosecutors also suspect Calva of strangling and dismembering two other women in the last two years. O

I Didn't
I didn't want to love you I didn't want to care I didn't want to realize That you were even there Little did you know That for you I would fall Tho it was you who had My heart after all I didn't want to notice The way you looked at me I feared the way id look at you I feared what I would see Then I got to know you Then it was easy to see That us being together Was just meant to be

I Did It Again~
I entered in Will's contest! copied from Will's blog: im holding a any pic you want no rulez contest THIS CONTEST WILL ONLY LAST 6 HOURS most comments wins the prize im only taking 4 contestants, so speak up fast if u want in, starts sunday at 4pm pacific time {6pm central,7pm eastern time} this link is to his album area: http://fubar.com/images.php?u=333192 I will post the pic link once it is open. So, save a bit of time for me if you would. Thanks everyone! It is only a 6 hour contest!

I Didnt Want To Come Back
This weekend I was suppose to have gone to Dallas to party at Meltdown, but I just had this feeling that I wanted to go but at the same time I had so many obstacles in front of me that maybe I wasn't suppose to have gone. Sort of an Intuition thing. So I grabbed my little sister and we drove down to Corpus Christi, North Padre Island, and Port Aransas. It was so beautiful. I got a wonderful golden brown tan while I was hunting for seashells to bring back to my mom. So I look like a just right baked cookie about now with a sunny glow.. hehe. It was so much fun. We stayed right on Shoreline drive in Corpus and had a beautiful beach view. We went to the aquarium and the USS Lexington, which I can attest to is haunted. We also spent a lot of time on the National Beach at Padre Island. Then we had dinner/breakfast/lunch at Blackbeard's. It was really nice. The next day we went to Mustang Island and Port Aransas. It is so beautiful there and I am planning a trip back in the near future.

I Did This For You
Current mood: creative I Did This For You Hard as stone Delicate as butterfly wings I’m trying to tell you how I feel It’s not easy turning you away Pulling me in pushing me away I don’t understand please explain I’m burning alive inside to out Refusing to live without you But how to be with you I don’t know what to do Walking to the drawer thinking do or not to Good or bad die or live You gave me life so let me die Slit my throat watching my reflection Blood running down my shirt I hope you realize now I did this for you Be happy without me all All I wanted was love But I guess that was too much By: Troy Allen Walker November 18-2

I Didn't Realize It Was Going To Be This Hard
not enough time to say what i want to say time winding down til i have to turn around and walk away don't know when we will be at ones side again tears bottled up as the stars drift from my eyes the love i feel stronger than he shall ever realize though i can not get the words out i think he already knows the walks on the beach and playing in the sand.. and just simply standing not even a word... just hand in hand my heart aches yet my head.... still in the clouds but tonight i just simply had to sob out loud tears that fell from his eyes tore my heart to pieces not knowing what to tell him made me feel like i couldn't pick up the broken pieces is this what they felt like the night the titanic sank the pain won't subside... no matter how much i were to drink. i hope he knows it won't be easy i think all this distance just may wind up driving me crazy thought we have our differences and we are qite different no matter where we are i know we are definately

I Didn't Need This!
Mortgage Company sent me a letter.. my payment is going up almost $150 a month. Taxes go up and then so do the payments... but $150 a MONTH? They didn't go up THAT much. I suppose it could be worse. There was a mortgage place around here that ripped off their clients. I suppose they were just an in bween thing, taking payments and sending them in. They declared bankruptcy...most payments clients had sent in were never applied to their accounts for a few months. The owner of he company just took the money and kept it. There was even one couple that had paid off their mortgage last year with an inheritance... and the company took the money and never paid off the mortgage. All those people are responsible for the money that was never sent in. Its supposed to be like $3 million in payments they stole. I guess I can be glad thats not who I deal with and be happy with paying an extra $150 a month. Maybe I need a roommate lol.

I Didnt Even Pay Him To Call Me Dear Sister..garshhhhh
UNSPOKEN BOND Our hearts are connected Our thoughts are in unison We share our woes We share our bliss We share a common thread An Unspoken Bond We cherish each memoir As if it were gold We cherish each other's family As if they were our own No matter if we are near or far Your thoughts are whispered to me by the Celestial Hosts So I am writing you a note. to let you know You are thought of MY DEAR SISTER.

I Did It My Way
First you will have to read these lyrics from Frank Sintra's "MyWay" to understand where this is going And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, Ill say it clear, Ill state my case, of which Im certain. Ive lived a life thats full. Ive traveled each and evry highway; And more, much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, Ive had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the byway, But more, much more than this, I did it my way. Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all and I stood tall; And did it my way. Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried. Ive had my fill; my share of losing. And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing. To think I did all that; And may I say - not in a shy

I Didnt Write These! Funny And Cute
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill was a pre-op tranny The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow... I LIKE THIS ONE LOL The Penis Poem My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing It used to be embarrassing The way it

I Did This Last Year So Again This Year
this year was to be understated eventful ..... but i did acheive a few of my goals so not a complete waste of time .. i ve had a share of good times out with my girls and friends having babies and things but im glad 2007 is over my plans for 2008 are completing my nvqs and plenty of travelling heading towards the states with possible views to stay .. but that is to be seen wether it happens on;y time will tell !! i lost ( not in the death way) a very good friend this year which was harsh but i gained many more ... well good luck to you all and heres to another year ... love ya all HAPPY NEW YEAR xx luci xx

I Did This
OK IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE I BEEN IN A CONTEST,SO PLEASE GO RATE/COMMENT.ALL IS APPRECIATED ! IT IS A BOMBING CONTEST IN CASE U WANNA HELP WITH THAT PART TOO. THANKS LINK @ THE BOTTOM !!! The Prizes this time are all Fubucks! First Place 250,000 Fubucks Second Place 100,000 Fubucks Third Place 50,000 Fubucks This is a bombing contest and here are the rules & scoring system: Every comment counts as 1 point Every rate counts as 10 points The total combination of Comment points and Rate points added together will be your total score. The highest wins. ENDS MONDAY JAN.21

I Did It!!!
i got my lip pierced!! i look soo fuckn hot not that i didnt look how before but not im 10x's hotter ( know conceded much..) you know i am..lol so go check out my new pics. and tell me that im right! Loves, siyra

I Did What?!?
Yea, I am on auction! It is my very first one. If you would like to bid on me, click on my ic below. What I forgot to mention was, the winner also gets a boob salute. It is more of a clevage shot with your name on my breasts! So come on.........you no you wanna!! =) If not, that's ok also, still love all my friends!!!

I Didn't Reach Goose In Time
I've been tagged, so I have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about myself. At the end, i'm suppose to choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names but since i'm H2 if u'r in my recent viewers i expect to see u make this same blog, a'ight? Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "I did it!" on my profile and ask me to read your blog. You can't tag me, ever :p 1)I'm sleepy now but i sometimes don't go to bed til morning, like 7am-ish, crazier days 12-2pm. 2)My legs felt like linguine after my first workout with a trainer today. 3)I over think and over plan things to where i sometimes end up not doin' them if it's not perfectly thought thru. 4)I'm not a playa, u jus think i am :p 5)I'm probably too nice to everyone, but i trust only a few. 6)Out of site out of mind is a sad fact about my character, the most present ppl get my attention unless ur ultra interesting. 7)I play bass by ear but i can learn a song after about 2 listens.

I Didnt... Lie... I Dont Lie ..
I didn,t lie , I will pray that all will be ok... But if im not forgiven by you ..Then God will always know I didn,t lie .. He will always forgive me no matter what..And if I do make mistakes and when. He will frogive me always// Thankyou O My Lord Christ. diana

I Didnt Write This
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

I Did It!!!!
Well I mdae it into Indiana State University. I recieved my acceptance letter yesterday. I am on such a natural high right now. This is the second greastest thing that has ever happened to me. Things are finally starting to look good for a change.

I Did A Survey
Time started: 10:00pm Sex: not gettin any lol Birthday: 01.01.1990. Siblings: bro Eye color: brownish Shoe size: 37 Height: 160 What are you wearing: panties n t shirt Where do you live: Belgrade Blok 61 Righty or lefty: righty Can you make a dollar in change right now: we dont use dollars xD Who are your closest friends:Milica,Anja,Alexandar Best place for a date? Kamelegdan Where is your fav place to shop:Urban n skate shop,Womans secret Favorite kind of plant: orchid Fave Color:PINKKKK Fave Number:7 Fave Boys Name:Vuk (it means Wolf) Fave Girls Name:Andrea Fave Sport:volleyball Fave Month:august Movies:horrors n romantic movies Juice:/ Finger:/ Breakfast food:eggs Favorite cartoon character:Sleeping Beauty and Beetlejuice Given anyone a bath:Yes Smoked:Yes Made yourself throw-up:ew,no Gone skinny dipping:yes Eaten a dog:ewww Put your

I Didn't Blog!!!
oh yes, lots of changes and i hadn't any time to write in my blog things are going great with my bf, as well i have been working a lot at home (i'm freelancer) things will change in sometime :) he gave me last weekend a teddy... ahh i'm so in love, we are already more than 4 months together, and things are so nice, and sweet for now. of course with distance problems, but we handle it very well for now this weekend i'll take my cam with me, we're having a beautiful springtime, warm, and makes you want to stay outside the whole time... and i want to take new pics of me and my bf :P he sometimes gets all fluffy cause he doesn't love to take pics, but ohhhhh weeeeeeeeeeellllllll, he accepts cause i insist ;) and he has a prize when he does ;) well i'll be in an out this day, betweek work and other things hugs

I Did It... I Pimped The Hot Mamas Out :)
IT TIME FOR THE HOT MOMMA CLUB TO GET BLOWN OFF THE MAP! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY....... BLING ALL MOTHER'S WITH LOVE ALL DAY LONG! ~FROM ONE HOT MOMMA TO ANOTHER~ THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU~ CUTEMOMMMY82 I'm a queen, I'm a D

I Did Something Very Stupid
I swore I would NEVER enter another contest but got talked into it not only is it a contest but a nightie contest lol. ONLY time you'll ever see me in a nightie once contest is over that's it NO more pics of me in anything but clothing. 1ST PLACE 1 BLING PACK FOR SIX MONTHS THAT IS 6 BLING PACKS 1 TO BE GIVEN EACH MONTH 2ND IS A 30 DAY VIP 3RD IS A 3 DAY BLAST

I Did Not Write This
Waking up the morning when I would see you, in a sleepy daze I felt my clit pulse. Today I would finally get to see you again after so long, too long, apart. I was feeling very frustrated, as stupidly I had agreed to no playing for the last week, it had been torture but today that would be over… I got up and had a shower, but it didn’t really help cool my hot skin and definitely didn’t cool the burning hot feeling in my cunt, only one thing would soothe that… your tongue… I drifted off into dreaming of you, of us… I stepped out the shower and wrapped a towel around me. Back in my room I dropped my towel and admired what I saw in the mirror, knowing you would be touching every inch of me shortly and I knew you would like what you saw… My little surprise for you… I spent hours getting ready, I wanted to look perfect for you and it passed the time. When it finally came to the time to leave for the airport my heart was pounding, my clit tingling… I could hardly contain myself. In the car o

I Didn't Know He Was Missing
I recently had a friend find Jesus in his life. Before then, he was in a band, drank LOTS of beer, and was a regular type of guy. He found Jesus, because his wife smoked lots of pot, drank way too much, and cheated on him a few times. So she turned to Christ to change her life around, and dragged him along. She told him that if he wouldn't do this for her, then he must have thought that their marriage wasn't worth saving. So they find Jesus. After six months, she's there, but not as into it, and he's full bore Christian by then. He got rid of all his Albums from the 60's...yes, original, incredible, and now destroyed. He got rid of his Mustang he was rebuilding for the last 5 years, and now recently, he's getting rid of his non Christian friends. He did this in waves, the first bunch when he just turned. Most of these people were the ones his wife didn't like. The females who she was jealous of, the ones who liked to party, etc... But now recently, he's been on a k

I Didn't Know I Was Being Recorded!
I was taking pictures on my cam a few months back...and my sister pushed record instead of snap. I look completely and utter doofy, which really makes me happy, cuz thats what I am. Highpitched always...and i miss my sister. I have never laughs as much since she left. Enjoy my dorky video if you wish.

I Didnt Write It But~lmfao
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks When promises to call he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask ..how big's my behind?.. One who will make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dick head you sent me instead. Amen

I Did It Right With A Ring And Everything!!!
So Ive asked Steph before to marry me but never the right way. 2nite I did it right I got her a ring got down on one knee and her mom just happened to have a camera at the right time. AND SHE SAID YES!

I Did It Again Hahahahah
OOOPPPPSSSS I DID IT AGAIN IM UP FOR AUCTION AGAIN...SELLING MY GOODS ....SO CLICK THE LINK AND BID,BID BID ...ALSO DONT FORGET TO RATE THE PICTURE CUZ MOST RATE IN END WINS AND BLING PAK AND YOU KNOW HOW WE ALL LOVE BLINGS ....HEHEHEE ( it opens at 12 pm est on friday )( starts today and goes until next friday) SO GET YOUR BIDS ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOOOOO...

I Did Steal This :p
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating! 1. Brainstorm, take me away from the norm 2. So close no matter how far, couldn't be much more from the heart 3. Gypsy, sitting looking pretty, the broken rose with laughing eyes 4. You've got your ball, you've got your chain, tie it to me tight, tie me up again 5. She's a good girl, loves her mama, loves Jesus and America too 6. My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you 7. Can't help it, the girl can't help it 8. We belong together, Like t

I Didn't Even Touch Her~ Part One
I was only in town for the one night, and Sonia had a one bedroom apartment. She was a friend of the family, so someone persuaded her to put me up for the night---it would be cushions on the floor, but in the high season the price of hotels was too much. There was no question of funny business. We'd never been close, and she didn't seem to go in for men friends. Could have been a les for all I knew. So I parked my overnight stuff at Sonia's, and took her out for a night on the town---she wasn't well off, and she didn't get out much. I took her to a restaurant where there was a jazz combo, and we fed ourselves, and danced. Sonia was small, almost diminutive, dark haired, oriental sort of eyes, and a figure I'd never been able to see enough of to assess. Her tits were pretty small, I could tell that, and the rest of her was slim enough to go with her size. She was dressed in a tight fitting blouse with a sort of swirly skirt, and when I put my arm round her to dance with her, she came

I Didn't Do So Well With Classroom Management Either
Ten years ago … Though I’m just a man, I still feel a torn song. Corine’s ride here to work tonight (it’s 2223 hours as I write; two hours later) and hearing how tension between her and her 18-year-old [daughter] Charity so mirrors mine and Dad’s – when I hear him, he gets louder and louder as though he isn’t there. Please forgive me, Lord, and help me not to lie to him as it has become easier and thus more unconscious to do. Like Paul, what I do not want to do I find myself doing, and I do not enjoy what I’m doing anyway. What little time I have left does not need to be spent frittering away and arguing about really stupid things – or advertising them. Today … Change the second sentence and some personal pronouns from “him” to “her” and it sounds like I’m describing my home life. One of my readers said in yesterday’s blog that I always sound angry … I gave the first response I could think of, something on the order of “read the whole thing” that when I read it back hu

I Didn't Know
I feel my heart break as I walk away, Trying so hard to fight the heart that wants to stay. Its a pain that haunts me, Never wanting to leave. Always there to repeat history as the tears fall, Trying my hardest I try to run only to fall. I can hear myself scream but the sound is so unfamiliar, Seeing people all round with similes that I can’t deliver. That feeling was buried when they came to my front door, Handing me a letter that would knock me to the floor. You said you would come back to me, But they took you away so it seems. I stand listening having a hard time believing you won’t come back, Watching my world turn from white to black. I can tell people are trying to comfort me, But its so hard to hear them when I don’t want to believe. I knew in my heart I couldn’t ever stop you, You were a solider and you had to go through. Now I’m a alone with a folded flag that means nothing, When I look down to my hand to see my ring. You were my worl

I Didn't Know
I didn't know! You didn't know! How could we know? Did you know that DUE TO THE US TROOPS in Iraq : 47 countries have now reestablished their embassies in Iraq ? Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 new schools are now under construction, and 38 new schools have been completed in Iraq ? Did you know that Iraq's higher education structure now consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or Colleges, and 4 research centers, all currently operating? Did you know - that Iraqi women are now allowed to attend schools? Did you know that 25 Iraqi students departed for the United States in January 2005, for the re-established Fulbright program? Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is now operational? That they have five (5) - 100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels, and a naval infantry regiment. Did you know that Iraq's Air For

I Did This For Her
I DID THIS FOR HER Current mood: depressed Category: Romance and Relationships I see now the error of the ways i have chosen these days So much darkness and hate in my life feel like i am running a maze But i saw the reflection of myself and i realize i am the one who pays I burned this place in a rush of emotion thats controlled my very soul I walked atop the ashes of the place i once called home I look all around me and in the end i am all alone It all makes sense now i am no king i have no throne I miss my mother i miss my friends I miss them now i missed them then I see i have destroyed my world and walked that path One of destruction, One of pain but not my pain The pain of others that i inflicted directly no middle man I wanted vengance for the pain I felt that was the plan But now i have been a victim of my own prodigy Was she just a dream, Did she really care She is an Angel with beautiful brownish blonde hai

I Didn't Ask To Be Saved...
I suppose it is callous of me to be ungrateful. Perhaps it is the brewing and churning hate in my heart that feeds such a monster. A long slumber - all I sought. But as I fell did they hear the thunderous clatter. And oh dear friends, the things I did see. Peace and tranquility knowing that I would suffer no more. Liberating and empowering and joyous was such a moment. No longer vexed by hatred or sorrow, no longer troubled by treacherous transgressions of obsequious outsiders. No further heartache nor disappointment, I would have not another hope in this world. You, whose heart now longs for another, I would feel nothing for the very fact that you feel nothing for me. It wouldn't matter that I could be replaced. How resplendent! How gorgeous and magnificent an idea! I become nothing. Oh dear friends, it is overwhelming to think of. Could I taste such a thing? Could it be real? After noxious miles trudging through snowfalls of despair and emptiness, can I fin

I Did It Again
Don't try and save me I just want you to see Alone in this fight Struggle as I might Locked inside Must always hide Keep away the pain My loss and your gain It's not a game My secret shame Bleeding skin I did it again Razor in hand I take my stand Relief you will bring With a little sting Crimson red you will flow As I watch the puddle grow

I Didn't Feel Alone
It seems so long ago now That I was sitting here Taking in everything I stopped to look around me As far as I could see Across this precious land Shadows painted by the sun I don't think I remember How long I waited there Watching everything My thoughts began to wander Then I realized Every moment I had lived All I had seen Pass like this moment now As clear to me now Is the moment when I knew That it's time to let it go With it came the feeling strange I'd waited for it all my life I didn't feel alone

I Did It. Now Its Ur Turn
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Kiss me. Lick Me. Bite Me. Spank Me. Pull my Hair....n much more What is something you have always wanted to try? i've done so much that i never thought of..lol..n still experimenting lol What is something you have never done in bed before? i've done plenty in my bed. lets try somewhere else What time of day do you like to have sex? not afternoons lol. its too hot What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? tattooes..i guess lol i really dont know to me is more Touching n Feeling than seeing that does for me How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? not long if ur a good kisser If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? depends who...but i am mostly loud..i cant help myself Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? lol no Have you ever faked an orgasm? not an orgasm...but i faked having a 'good time' i totally reg

I Did It Anyway
I don't have much time, but I just had to. Thanks a lot Tawny...lol 1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007? Ummm...1 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, None 3. Ever been cheated on? Yes 4. Ever paid for sex? No...lol 5. Ever been married? Yes 6. Ever been divorced? Yes 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? From behind. 8. Do you own any guns? No 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? Never been arrested 10. Ever been in rehab? No. 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Well, there was this one time... 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? No lol 13. Last time you masterbated? Last night. 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? nope 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Johnny Depp 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? Yes, when i was a full-time mommmy

I Didn't Make It But Its So Awesome I Had To Save It.
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I Did A Something Wrong
to my dear friend... not sure if you'll read this or not...what I did was wrong, yes, I was impatient and I should have waited to see what your answer was..before what I did.. for everyone else, I ripped a quote from him..the words were so beautiful, I just, wanted them too. So many people are going through tough times, in some personal way. For me, I'm unemployed, something I never experience before..its scary in itself..especially, after being a widow, and not having that support of someone...but, I look around me, and feel so lucky..those words inspired me...and I wanted to share them with someone very special to me..was that being selfish..I didn't think so.not at that moment..but I didn't realize, I had betrayed this friend's trust. to you, my friend, you have inspired me more then you have realized..in a short period of time..you always have a smile..that, I looked forward to see...you have courage, that most people don't have..I hope someday, you, will find in your heart to

I Didn't Ask
I didn’t ask For anything from you. I didn’t ask To be anything to you. Don’t act so surprised If I no longer Need anything from you. I was born And I lived as part Of your family. It was never A choice I was given. You always acted Like I asked too much. I didn’t ask Anything of you. So it all comes down To one single request. Either love me Or leave me be, For I’ve done nothing wrong!

I Did It!
I did something significant today. For 2 years I collected and dried every single flower given to me by the man I thought I would spend the rest of my life with. Today, I tossed every single one into a trash fire.What's really cool is that it didn't even phase me! He had certainly talked a good game, marriage, a home together on a river, even kids! 3 of them. And I loved him far more than I had ever loved anyone in my life. There was the little matter of his never allowing me to meet anyone who knew him, and only allowing me into his house twice in those 2 years; and his disappearing on me every few months, without so much as an “F you”, then coming back a few months later with some lame excuse. My fault for letting him get away with that crap, I know. Mea culpa. A year and a half ago; the second time I was permitted the rare privilege of being allowed into his oh so sacred house, I pulled a ladies watch from between his sheets. I hadn’t worn a watch in y

I Didnt Write This
Don't read without tissues because it will make you cry if you have a heart..Her hair was up in a pony tail,her favorite dress tied with a bow.Today was Daddy's Day at school,and she couldn't wait to go.But her mommy tried to tell her,that she probably should stay home.Why the kids might not understand,if she went to school alone.But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.But still her mother worried,for her to face this day alone.And that was why once again,she tried to keep her daughter home.But the little girl went to schooleager to tell them all.About a dad she never sees;a dad who never calls.There were daddies along the wall in back,for everyone to meet.Children squirming impatiently,anxious in their seatsOne by one the teacher called a student from the class.To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.At last the teacher called her name,every child turned to stare.Each of them was searching,for a man who wasn

I Didwhat?????
Well it's Saturday in Georgetown, Wasington DC, I was born in this town, and aside from traveling the world for 25 years , I will probably die here, because after all it is my home.For those who might read this, and not live in the D.C. area you should know that there are two main groups of people who huant this part of the city, the old town upper crust living above M street in million dollar plus town houses .... actually the prices have come down a little bit! ... and the rest of us ... us being students, river rats, artists ,musicians, and others who would be lost in the Brownian motions of mainstream human intellect. As for me, well my excuse is, I was born here, and am going through my second middle age crises, I figure if you survive the first, and return to a normal life, you deserve a second try. This time, I will not try to save the world, because I have learned that I am not even good at saving myself, but just leaving people, and places just a little better off than I f

I Did It
yes I am gonna be in an auction tomorrow..and I may regret it..I figure I iwll get the record for least bids...yay! so..give it to me...call me pointwhore...thought i would try it..we all know I will never get enough fubucks to buy my fave fuckers because I hate rating I will put the link up when I get it tomorrow

I Did It
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I Didn't Say It, Cameron Diaz Did...
“Most men are the same. They're only interested in fucking you and they don't care whether you're happy or sad. They just want to get on with their business in and out of bed, and they make you feel that you don't count except as their sex toy.” ~Cameron Diaz

I Didn't Watch The Invention Of Lying
See there, I was just lying... I have to say, I really enjoyed this movie. It had lots of cameos in it that I didn't know about, and a few of them were not obvious so you got to have a "Was that ...?" moments that you had to back up for. I don't want to spoil the movie for anyone, but I did want to mention one part about religion. I could totally make up my own religion, now I don't know if this is because I have studied theology on my own and always thought I could do better, or just because I have a divine gift. Either way, I think I would have to agree on what the first thing I would do if I could do anything at all would be.

I Did A Bad Thing Last Night...
So I went out for 'girls night out' last night and I drove. I knew I could have a little to drink but not a lot. I ended up having two cocktails and had about 5 shots...of colourful stuff. Not sure what was in there. I wasn't drunk. And I did go Casino for two hours to eat and just let the alcohol dissipate a bit. I drove home anyway. But if I HAD been pulled over I think I would have been in Bwig twouble.

I Did Almost Wet Myself This Is Over The Top Funny!
This is an "actual letter" from an Austin, Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding one of their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. This was PC Magazine's 2009 Editors' Choice award-winner for the best letter sent via e-mail. Dear Mr. Thatcher,I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts.But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I ty

I Didn't Mumm This....
July first I am gettin new ink...it's been a year (june 12) and I am ready! It will be on my right leg... Ladybugs and daisies...not sure what it will be exactly...told my artist to go wild He booked me for a 4 hour session and I cannot wait!!! Sorry I didn't mumm this, or my last hair cut

I Did Good Today
I had my cardio kick boxing class...it has evolved into total body blast 35 min of cardio, then 45 min of muscle training... Fat, out of shape girl..lordy..I was so proud of myself for lasting the whole class :D Then, I did good... I went to a relay for life.... I walked and helped man the booth for my team... I got luminaries for Reeka and Highwaysong...It felt good to see them all lit up I have to say that I am blessed and felt truly touched watching the survivors lap and then was moved to tears as I walked after the luminaries were lit Nothing can explain that I walked 8.5 miles today Tomorrow I may not be able to move...but I feel very good about today

[i Didn't Sleep, And I Hate Topeka]
Much later...I got back from Topeka, and on my journey I suffered ... about an all day-long panic attack. At lunch I didn't eat anything, announced I felt like I was going to die, several times, and my brother decided to prod me with a fork to help distract me. Just littletap tappokeI unrolled my silverware, raised my fork over my head and jammed it straight into the back of my hand....it kinda stuck into the back of my hand, broke the skin a little bit.But it -was- pretty dull.My mother said "I worry about you""... you're only just now starting?"Told girl I couldn't see her tonight, and that I wanted to, but got fams stuff.She said I might not be able to see her til after xmas.Sucks, but what can I do?So I told her so.Said I might not survive without pretty for that long.Then a friend of mine came byand ... it just so happens that he knows everyone in townand has fucked half of em.Seriously (probably the guys too)anyway, I get to talkinI ask him what he knows about girl"She's really n

I Did Not Know It End
I did not know it end, My words made it end mess Of pain. I said my feelings I could of walk away before I said what I said. I could of end mess of pain and walk away what I said. Now he will not talk to me. I lost man of love . Funny love could of been in my life but words got in the way. I stand alone now I did not know it end , My words made it end mess of pain. I love no more of mess of pain. He got away in madness of love.

I Did Not Mean To Disturb You
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I Did Cuz I Do, Deal!! Original Post Date 12-26-12
I do care cuz I did care, oops I did it again. I do care cuz I did care, oops I did it again. I am all discombogulated lately. Here I am trying to apologise and you may not even know or care to know why. Well I am not gonna bore you. I will just say those involved with me get the hint. I am not sure if I mentally was here five by five yesterday. I didn't really feel the holiday magic I have felt before. Could be I am getting too old or the absence of cheer from my family members oozed all out. Not that sure what happened. There was alot I wanted to get all nice and neat for goodness sake. This darn cold snap doesn't help any. Temps in the single digits is better than negative temps but it still is cold. My mom wants to wait till Friday now for our celebration. Anytime with her now is special with a holiday or not. When you love anyone enough to be talking or chatting every chance you get, then a visit really is super nice. Yesterday I was wearing a skirt, up until the darn thing

I Did This For You
I Did This For You Hard as stone Delicate as butterfly wings I’m trying to tell you how I feel It’s not easy turning you away Pulling me in pushing me away I don’t understand please explain I’m burning alive inside to out Refusing to live without you But how to be with you I don’t know what to do Walking to the drawer thinking do or not to Good or bad die or live You gave me life so let me die Slit my throat watching my reflection Blood running down my shirt I hope you realize now I did this for you Be happy without me all All I wanted was love But I guess that was too much

I Didn't Give Up
i continued to visit Tony i just couldn't stay away one on one Tony gave me orgasm which i enjoyed with a disire that kept growing. Tony was very well endowed and just knew how to give oral sex to the point that i would scream out which was a huge problem cause his neighbor heard me moaning. i think this is my major reason why i started walking around Tonys house nude because i caught his neighbor trying to look in. Tony was happy to have me there i had no intention to fuck his neighbor just a little tease. Tony had a suprise for me that night which i was very excited to see what it was. I went home showered and prepared to go visit Tony i didnt explain to Abel i was going out. i had a friend pick me up at my home and drive me to Tonys so Abel would not suspect anything i now felt like i was cheating. when i got down at Tonys i notice flowers and bags packed and i was in a state of shock what is his suprise?

I Died Pg 6
I Died On the longest night I Died The First time you made me cry I Died When you told me you hate me I DiedWhen I couldn't Have You I Died After you told me I don't Deserve to live I Died When my Make Up wore offI Died When you removed me from my Box I Died When I Was Locked Away I Died And You Will Never Care

I Died
12:47 AM - How It feels to Die Current mood: Lost Category: Lost Romance and Relationships March 23rd, 2006 I died... How quickly your dreams, your feelings, your plans for the future, your ambitions, your heart and soul, can be taken away from you. Life is like having a dream store full of puzzles, each part of your life fits together with eachother. You start making these , these beautiful puzzles that many people wish they could do. And then they are all destroyed. It's just like having a bomb dropped on you. My God, the worst part is I did't see it coming!!! The Japanese during WWII at lease heard and seen the planes come and drop the bomb on Hiroshima. I had a stealth plane, disguised as a swallow, swoop right down and land on my shoulder, drop the bomb, and watched me go into a million peices. I would have rather hanged, at least I'd go in one peice. I'd rather be stomped on, crushed from the outside in. At least they could say I put up a fight. At least I would h

I Died (poem)
i died listening to Jimi Hendrix 'Hey Joe' i died but why i just dont know shortness of breath heart beating against chest like a caged being being attacked by fate i died with a pen in my hand notebook resting on the bed next to me like a new born baby having his first dream i died eyes open like that brand new cut on her wrist i died staring into the sun, watching it wink at me and blow me a kiss as my tongue escaped my mouth and hide in my throat i died watching the sun turn white and get closer, bigger until it consumes me, turning me into nothing more then an afterthought a faded memory i am now nothing more then words on a crumbled up page in a garbage bag at the back of a garbage truck i died feeling my arm go numb like the mind of a woman being raped like a junkie making his first escape i died while the room im in dances like a tornado wearing a tu-tu i died as my soul fights with my shadow i died alone listening to jimi hendrix 'hey joe'

I Died Without Your Love
I Died Without Your Love She lays there in the darkness Tears streaming down her face She wishes she could find away To leave this awful place Cause she’s sick of all the heartbreak She’s sick of all his lies She wants to get away from him But all she can do is cry He scarred her heart forever Without a single care He left her for another Her fragile heart to spare Now she sits and wonders How she will get through She pondered for a while Then decided what to do She’ll forget all about him Erase their days of joy Because he is not worth it And her heart is not a toy So she stopped her crying Away with all her tears She will find herself new love And forget about past years But the first time she saw him With new love by his side She slipped back into sadness But kept it all inside But when she got home that night She got out paper and pens To write out a bunch of notes To give to all her friends She told them she is done Living with this pain S

I Died, Once
MY EYES CLOSED TO OPEN TO THE WORLD OF IMMORTALITY MY LIPS SEALED TO SING TO THE HEAVEN SAND STAR I DIED, ONCE I TASTED SWEET BLISS, GENTLE SOLACE WRAPPED IN THE ARMS OF HERMES AS HELED METO THE MURKY RIVER I DIED , ONCE I WATCHED MY MOTHER CRY, MY FATHER WEEP AS I , MYSELF, COULD SHED NO TEAR I DIED,, ONCE SHOULD MY HEART CEASE BEATING ONCE AGAIN SHOULD MY BLOOD STOP FLOWING SHOULD MY EYES CLOSE ONCE MORE, MY LIPS SEAL I SHAN'T BE AFRAID I DEID , ONCE HADES IS NO STRANGER TO ME

I Died Today
Dear Mom And Dad, I died today. You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you left. My collar was dirty and too small, but the lady took it off before she sent me to The Rainbow Bridge. Would I still be at home if I hadn't chewed your shoe? I didn't know what it was, but it was leather, and it was on the floor. I was just playing. You forgot to get puppy toys. Would I still be at home if I had been housebroken? Rubbing my nose in what I did only made me ashamed that I had to go at all. There are books and Obedience Teachers that would have taught you how to teach me to go to the door. Would I still be at home if I hadn't brought fleas into the house? Without anti flea medicine, I couldn't get them off of me after you left me in the yard for days. Would I still be at home if I hadn't barked? I was

I Died That Night
I died that night it was raining and your face was glowing I died that night when you told me I could no longer be with you be there for you hold your head up when your down I died that night in the rain when you told me the news it hurts still today I remember it like it was yesterday the way you held my hand the way you looked into my eyes the way you kissed my cheek the way you grabbed me and pulled me close I told you I would be fine I showed you how good I was you knew I would be fine you knew I was good but I died that night in your arms By Shane Forrette

I Died 4 Luv
In A Place Were I Do Dwell I Met A Girl Who I Got 2 Know Very Well She Came And Took My Heart From Me Now She's Willin 2 Set Me Free Now I Know The Reason Why The Otha Guy Was More Handsum Than I I Ran Home And Cried On My Bed Not A Single Word Was Said When My Motha Came Home She Ran Upstairs The Door She Broke Too Find Me Hangin From A Rope She Got A Knife And Cut Me Down And In My Jeans This Note She Found Dig My Grave Dig It Deep With In Marble Stone From Head Too Feet And Place A Dove At My Feet 2 Show Da World I DIED 4 LUV

I Died For Love......
June 3.2004 He came in today drunk like before smacked me so hard I fell to the floor. He didn't mean to I just made him mad. I must have done something I shouldn't had. But Ill tell you like I told my friend, He told me he loved me it wont happen again. June 5.2004 Im sitting here thinking what was it I said, For him to take his fist and hit me in the head. I said I was sorry for whatever I had done. If this feeling is love it sure isn't fun. He said he was sorry he just had a bad day. When he gets like that I'm to stay out of the way. June 8.2004 The trip to the hospital, the things that they said. Do you realize ma'am you could have been dead. For the fractures you have, you must stay the night. He walked into the room, I trembled in fright. Sir could you step out while we talk to your wife? Ma'am listen carefully this concerns your life. Tell me Ma'am was it your husband? As they glare. No sir Im clumsy I fell down the stairs. June 11.2004 My God wha

I Die Alittle
I die a little each time I think of you not knowing if you're even thinking about me too. I die a little everytime I see that there are no messages sent from you to me. I die a little each time I pick up the phone, finding that it's not you and I am still alone. I die a little knowing that I care for someone who is no longer waiting for me out there. I guess I have to die a little to learn the painful truth that I had Love in my hands but I pushed it away for good.

I Died A Death
I died a death but stayed alive In phantom's likeness I survive Alive, yet dead, I walk alone In rooms with walls as cold as stone I lived a life and dreamed a dream And loved the life you lived with me Then in the whisper of a breath You left, and then I died a death Though dead I live, I cannot part From love that lives within my heart Within my sorrow I must strive To keep my hope and faith alive For all the love that I would give I surely would prefer to live To be content, not to survive But feel my spirit come alive You slowly took your final breath 'Twas me, my dear, who died a death

I Die
And Yet I Die by me. I see the stars sparkling so bright, Within the moon kissed sky. I hear the lark so sweetly sing, Amidst the morning dawn. I smell the flower full in bloom, And see their royal pomp. And yet some place so deep within, I'm shrouded and I'm closed. The brilliance there I can't see, In mists of misery. Enshrined inside, unable thus, To touch the warmth without. I gaze upon this passion spent, And yet . . . Inside I die Again i am alone……… Mrrcp2007

I Died For Love
I met a boy I loved so well He came and took my love from me And now he's going to set me free He sat a stranger on his knee And told her things he never told me Then I went home and cried on my bed Not a word to my mother had I said My father came home late that night And looked for me left and right He came upstairs the door he broke And found me hanging by a rope He took a knife and cut me down By his picture a note was found In this note it had said: Dig a grave Dig it deep Place his picture by my feet On his picture place a dove To show the world I Died For Love

I Died On A Monday
Everything began as usual. I rolled out of bed, my mind slowly waking to the sun piercing through the window of my living room. I put the tea kettle on and prepared my shower. I set out a sharp suit and settled a cup of tea. The doorman greets me on my way out with his daily hello, and I nod in acceptance. I'm too important to stop. People pass me as props on a movie set. I dodge into the subway station and bounce down the stairs. I begin to break a sweat. Everything is routine, nothing has changed, yet inside my body and mind, the wheels are turning, something is going to happen. The train rolls up and the doors slide open as people shuffle about and I merge into the chaos with the rest of the herd. I'm cramped and stuffed and uncomfortable. The first stop arrives and a new batch enter the fray and my heart beings to dwell on the stresses of my life. My heart begins to run at a new pace as my forehead quickly gathers moisture. Something is wrong, something is ter

I Died For Love!
Every time i turn around your not there cant you see me or am i just air. I've tried to get your attention but all you do is ignore me guess you don't love me. Now i will move on I'll hang myself with a rope..daddy got home late he looked at me from left to right and cut me down there was a note...dig my grave, dig it deep,dig my grave from head to foot, and on the top put a dove and remember this i died for love!

Id Information
I am now making CherryTAP ID's. If you want one add, fan, and rate me, and send me a message to my C-MAIL, please not my shoutbox, I miss some of those. Send me the pic link to the pic u want to use, what name u want on it, and what type you would like. I make all different kinds they r in my pics, check em out. If u want something that i don't have send me some ideas. I like being creative, lol. Also if u want colors changed, that is no problem, just let me know. If i need anything else I'll get a hold of you. Thanx, and I get to you in the order I receive the request, so be patient with me, lol. I promise ill get it done for you. Thanx, and u have a great day. Oh yeah and if u ever have a pimpout, Dont forget about me, LOL.

Id In Schools
Court Rules Texas School Can Force Students To Wear ID Around Necks Girl must comply with tracking program or leave altogetherSteve WatsonPrison Planet.comJan 10, 2013 A San Antonio student who was expelled for refusing to wear an RFID tracking chip around her neck has been told by a court that her school has the right to enforce the technology on students and that she must wear it if they insist upon it. The confrontation has been ongoing between student Andrea Hernandez and the John Jay High School in San Antonio since the beginning of the school year last August. When the school began issuing the RFID cards, which it say

Idiots Of The Web (you All Know Someone Who Qualifies)
This is such a 'duh' thing to do. On a different blogging site, someone . . . I'll be nice and not say his username, or maybe I should, sent me a 1 sentence message (with bad typing and grammar skill; does no one capitalize the beginning of sentences anymore?) which was less than 10 words about how I needed to get a life because life in America was all I knew. No . . . really, Sherlock? I live here. From what I understand there are quite a few other countries that are no better or worse than the US also. I don't go out of my way to send random people I don't know messages and email telling them to get a life or otherwise, so I don't understand why over the years, people have done this. Normally I just brush it off because I really don't care about a stranger's opinion. I will never meet you. You will never meet me. What is the point in telling someone to get a life . . . especially over the internet? What does that prove? If a person has to tell someone to get a life over t

Idiots Of 2006
Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards

Idiot
Ok so ever been out somewhere or just on the comp talking to someone, and then you are just like "wow that person is a idiot!!"...Well ladies and gents..IM THAT IDIOT...Lol..Thank You Thank You..*BOWS*.. I ALWAYS say things i dont mean so people probably think im cracked out or something..No, Its Just Bi Polar. Well Thats All. Im So Sorry "You" :)

Idiots
Why are some people such pussies? Today I got some pretty mean comments and shit from some asshole. Thats all cool and shit, youre entitled to your own opinion of me. Honestly I dont give a shit. Its no secret I am fat. Its not like I dont know. Telling me im fat is like telling a black man hes black. However if you want to be a dick expect me to stand up for myself. The said person Im talking about says mean shit and rates my profile and pictures 1's but when I go to retaliate I get the "this person doesnt except comments, or private messages, or shout outs. Go fucking figure. What a pussy. You can dish it, but cant take it? People like that make me sick. At least have some balls. How are you going to ask me a question then not let me give you an answer because youre too big of a pathetic pussy and might not like whats going to be said. Grow the fuck up.

Idiots In The Neigborhood
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS . ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City ! ______________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in

Idiots In The Neighborhood
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman, KS. __________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City! ________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I

Idiots And Me
what the hell is this crap. now i'm wondering if i have som sort of sign tattooed on my forhead, and if i do i want so fucking rolalties. and i'm sure some will read this and think i'm a freak. why yes i am and prob to be king of all freaks damnit. now this ranting is about idiots saying shit behind my back to hear themselves or see there own typing skills. hell i fit the seeing my typing skills but i know where my fucking delete and backspaace key is for christs sake. the main thing that is pissing me off here is i have a chick on my list, that i don't know who of, saying i'm with her to the chick i just might be with. i told you you'd call me a freak. there is nothing worse than being in the middle of shit you have no idea that's going on. there is only one and only one person that has my number for the same fucking reason, she knows who she is. for christs sake with all that the other ppl know on her i'm some 500 lb. hermy. still want to fight over me? i might even have the dick

Idiot
Jesus Is Watching You Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

Idiots......lmao
three cheers for the guys from saskatchewan.................. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM PRINCE ALBERT? ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A SASKATOON RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT. A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator from Merlin Motors in Saskatoon for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting at Tobin Lake in mid-October; and of course the lake is frozen. These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the New NAVIGATOR. They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away a

Idiots Of The Year
Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency loca

Idiot Killer Club Guidelines
IDIOT KILLER CLUB GUIDELINES 1. The Objective of the IDIOT KILLER CLUB, heareafter IKC, is to create a fun, creative, and stress free environment that is typically not bestowed upon you due to the everyday interaction with Idiots causing you said pain, frustration and overall desire to be rid of said Idiots. a. DISCLAIMER: No Idiots, whether they be real life or internet conversations, will be actually harmed during the occurrence of IKC meetings and other membership sessions. b. All members of the IKC are to behave in professional manners and only during their own time may they assault 2. Membership requires two processes be met a. FIRST, any non-Idiot may apply. Said applicant must prove that they are not part of the Idiot population and must prove this with posts to either the acting IKC President (DJ Parole currently) or the acting IKC Vice President (Razzamapples currently) in their respective comment sections. The President or Vice-President will then take into account the worthi

Idiots Of 2006
Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed

Idiots
IDIOTS AT WORK: This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren't working. He also requested that we report future outages by email. (Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?) IDIOTS IN TOWN: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed

Idiots Of 2006
Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper w

Idiot Alerts
The Idiot Report........ Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It

The Idiot Report........
The Idiot Report........ Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It

Idiots
I ONLY MARKED NSFW FOR THIS BLOG BECAUSE I AM REALLY TIRED OF THOSE IDIOTS OUT THERE WHO THINK THAT A PLANE DID NOT HIT THE PENTAGON. GUESS WHAT, I WAS THERE AT WORK AND YES A PLANE DID HIT THE PENTAGON. IT WASN'T A BOMB, IT'S WASN'T A TOMHAWK CRUISE MISSLE AS I JUST RECENT READ, WHAT AN IDIOT WHO POSTED THAT, IT WAS A PLANE. HAS ANYONE EVER SMELLED JET FUEL? THAT DOESN'T COME FROM A TOMHAWK CRUISE MISSLE, IT COMES FROM AN AIRPLANE. HAS ANYONE SMELLED BURNED FLESH? THAT SMELL STICKS AROUND FOR WEEKS AFTER. I KNOW A GUY WHOSE 5 YEAR OLD SON WAS ON THAT PLANE, IF YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT IT WASN'T A PLANE, THEN LET'S GO ASK HIM WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO HIS SON. I AGREE EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION, HOWEVER, WHEN IT DISREPECTS THOSE WHO DIED BECAUSE OF A TERRORIST ACT, THEN THEY NEED TO HAVE THE CRAP BEAT OUT OF THEM. ENOUGH SAID!!!

Idiot People
You have to love idiot people don't you. So a friend calls me yesterday in a panic and in dire need and I agree to help out as long as certain obligations would be met. So we agree on this contract and I provide her with a relatively large some of money to pay off some of her less than reputable debts. She tells me how grateful she is and that we would have to get together later on and hang out. I was like great. Well until about 1am(when I went to bed) she continued to ignore all calls from me. Do you really want to piss off the guy that you owe that much money to? That just doesn't seem like a wise decision in my book. I just needed to vent, that shit pissed me off.

Idiot Awards ...
Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper wa

Idiots On The Computer
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. 3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes by rolling them into a typewriter to type on them. 4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies. 5. A Dell

Idiots
There is this idiot i know..Shes a total slut, fucks around on her man all the time, and now she thinks shes coming down here to get MY man..Well, if she even thinks about showing up on my doorstep, shes dead! I dont care if shes drags that fugly ass kid of her with her she best step off.

Idiots From Cyberspace...part One
So many strange people inhabit this virtual world, as we all know! This idiot is one that messaged me just five minutes after I made my messenger status 'Available', after two years of being invisible 24/7... The words in parenthesis were my thoughts as the conversation, if you could call it that, progressed... dtiger007: hai dtiger007: how r u BUZZ!!! me: I'm well...and yourself? dtiger007: fine dtiger007: r u f (Is he a barking dog or something? What happened to the use of any language?!?) me: what? dtiger007: r u male or female BUZZ!!! dtiger007: asl plz (Last time I felt the need to use ASL was when I was 15, I believe...) me: what do you think by the name? dtiger007: r u girl I am right me: yes, I am female.. me: 22 years old, female, i think we have established this dtiger007: I am arvind dtiger007: and ur name me: I don't tell that sort of thing to people I don't know... me: how is your night going? dtiger007: hotel tajhari (Did I ask for a

Idiots From Cyberspace...part 1 1/2...
.....its not big enough to label it as the next number... but it was worth posting in this blog I feel... I took a look at my shoutbox just a few minutes ago, and this is the message that was there: Jo**y 5: Hi there..I'm Jonathan..I don't want to come of rude or sound perverted, but I was just wondering if you'd be interested in a little cam fun on msn or yahoo with me? As I was reading it, when I read the first part I was expecting a compliment. Then came the old overused cam request... Apparently this dude learns by visual aide of images, rather then reading information. As all of my friends should know, it states right in my profile that I don't cam, or use other messengers... (I did asterisk part of his name to protect his identity) Update: I thought it was only fair to include his apology... Jonny 5: but anyways... naughtiness aside...I'm very well thank you Jonny 5: I'll read more closely next time Jonny 5: I meant no harm...I'm sorry Jonny 5: Oh...I apologi

Idiot
WOW. I generally don’t like people. But this is fucking ridicules! Alright so there is this chick on Myspace going on a hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off of American Idol. It’s a TV show, it’s for entertainment. If you don’t like what’s going on don’t fucking watch it. I’m not an American Idol fan myself. I honestly can’t stand the show.. So do you know what I do? I DON’T WATCH IT! Although her stupidity makes me want to vote for Sanjaya as much as I possibly can! She says “We have no problems with Sanjaya personally, he seems like a very personable and charming young man. However, he does NOT belong on American Idol.” Who is she to say this. Now I’m not standing up for him. I have no idea what he’s like or his singing is like and I don’t really give a shit. I’m simply putting her down for being an idiot! “This means I will refuse to eat anything until American Idol voters wise up, and stop voting Sanjya through each week.” pffft. Who cares if you don’t eat!? I hope

Idiot
I let myself get attached to a man i trusted. Was one of the sweetest men i knew. Now i have reason to believe hes lieing to me. As been this whole time. I ALWAYS fall for the liars or the cheaters. No wait thatsn ot true, the guys i am interested in that are good guys are never interested in me. Why i always attracked the lieing cheating men Ill never know. Except that I am such an idiot. *smacks herself 10 times saying idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot*

Idiot Boss Update - Suggestion Box
(Originally Posted on April 19, 2006)Okay. A coworker of mine put a letter in the suggestion box about the way the CEO is taking the company down. In the near future (a day or two), he (the CEO) should have the letter in his grubby little hands. THEN the shit'll hit the fan! We're all going to be brought to his office, one at a time, and receive the "This is my company" speech (which the letter specifically complains about). He's gonna try to find out who did it, but I know I ain't tellin'! :-)If nothing (good) happens (i.e. the CEO doesn't work to fix the problems), the letter will be forwarded to the Board of Directors, who are basically investors who haven't seen a single dime from this company for upwards of five years.

Idiot Boss Update - His View Of His Employees
(Originally Posted on April 21, 2006)This past Wednesday, a coworker put a letter to the CEO in the suggestion box. According to witnesses who called an impromptu meeting after wwork, here's what happened:Yesterday around quitting time, the ass-kisser got the letter out and read it. He then passed it to the CEO, saying the CEO needs to read it and the ass-kisser agrees with what the letter says. (I will ty to get a copy of the letter to post here later.) The CEO read about the first two paragraphs, then stopped. The ass-kisser made him finish reading the letter. The ass-kisser asked the CEO what he thought of the letter. The CEO said something to the effect of he didn't know we had someone intelligent enough to write a coherent letter working here.So, at the impromptu meeting, we decided to come up with a plan to totally screw the CEO over. I have five basic ideas right now:1) Contact the police to tell them of the illegal things going on around here: This would shut the comp

Idiot Boss Update: Monday's Company Meeting Day!
(Originally Posted on April 24, 2006)Okay. Today was the company-wide meeting. In case you've forgotten, the Idiot Boss had been forced to read the letter of complaint. We (the people who know of the letter) were eagerly awaiting what would be said about it.Which turned out to be nothing.Therefore, another copy of the letter will be printed out with certain paragraphs highlighted, including the one about responding to stuff in the suggestion box. Also, a coworker here got the names & addresses of the board of directors members to mail out copies of the letter to each and every one of them.Should be fun here for the next couple of weeks.tag: idiot boss, career, revenge

Idiot Boss Update: Traps And Mormonism
(Originally Posted on April 24, 2006)Two more quick updates on the Idiot Boss:1) We have an idiot-trap for the Idiot Boss. It's basically a chair where the back has fallen off of it. We have set the chair up near one of the workers that the Idiot Boss likes to bother. When set up properly, it looks like this:When the Idiot Boss leans on it (which he does at least once a day), it falls over on him and looks like this:2) Anyway, the other thing happening today is some of the missionaries from his church (I think I already mentioned he's a Mormon, although the other Mormon in the office states that the Idiot Boss doesn't follow their teachings well) came to take him somewhere or something. All I could think about was the Little Old Lady scene from Orgazmo:Joe Young: We're from The Church of Jesus Christ. Old Lady: Oh, the Mormons? Joe Young: That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White. Old Lady: Well, you two boys can just fuck right off. Joe Young: Ma'am? O

Idiot Boss Responds
(Originally Posted on April 27, 2006)As you may recall, we sent our Idiot Boss a letter in the suggestion box telling him how bad he's fucking up, but in nice, business-speak. We didn't expect a response.However, he did send out a company-wide email. Here it is with my emphasis added: The suggestion box exists so that management can consider suggestions by employees. As far as I know, All suggestions are delivered to me for review, and I believe that [Ass-Kisser] gets this done. Regardless of the positive nature of the suggestion, or even if it is a critique or criticism of the way we do things here, it is read and considered. I think it is a great way to allow employees to discuss topics and to have an avenue for free expression. Sometimes, some suggestions will be be discussed in our company meeting. Howerver, if an employee uses the suggestion box for personal criticisms against other employees, criticisms about pay, management style, or complaints regarding life in general, t

Idiot Boss Update: New Suggestion
(Originally Posted on May 3, 2006)Yesterday, the coworker's father (the man who wrote the original letter to Idiot Boss; the CF has been a manager for 10 years and an IT guy for 15 more) sent a reply to Idiot Boss's email, basically telling the Idiot Boss that he is an idiot, but in much nicer language.Except for one line.The line seems like it is trying to be helpful, but says that there are lots of managerial courses that Idiot Boss can take.The email was printed and put into the suggestion box.Let the fun begin!tag: idiot boss, career, humor, funny, work, office politics

Idiot Magnet
I am beginning to think that the idiots of the world flock to me in mass droves sometimes. Everywhere I turn, theres yet another idiot. I just dont get it. I recently had to change my yahoo ID due to an idiot. Some asshat who wanted me to date him even though I was spoken for and he was married. DUH!! So he has made atleast 20 yahoo id's in the past 2 weeks to get around the ones I have blocked. CT is my only safe haven. He doesn't even know it exists .. thank god for small miracles! I am so in love with my new tatt. As small as it is it means the world to me. Everyone at work wanted to see it yesterday. It was rather difficult to whip out my boob in a pre-school! I am at home from work today sick. The girls are sick too. This should be a hella interesting day. OH, the new yahoo id is frecklesislosst if anyone wants it. Unless youre an idiiot then forget you read this =|

An Idiots Guide To Life
Are you a stupid person? Do you find day-to-day life hard? Do you wish life had an instruction booklet? Do you wish your brain had an owner's manual? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you've come to the right place. This post provides, free of charge, a short "guide to life." On here, you'll find most of the information you need to live life day by day without inadvertently maiming yourself. Read carefully. Carry out each instruction to the letter. -Don't eat rocks. -Don't take naps in the road. -Don't stoke fires with your fingers. -Don't throw a brick straight up. -Don't breathe car exhaust. -If you ever meet the President, don't offer him the surprise gift of a firearm by whipping it suddenly out of your coat pocket. -For all pertinent tasks, use a hammer, not your fist. -Walk around toxic waste dumps, not through them. -Don't stargaze with friends on a hilltop in a thunderstorm and use metal fishing rods as pointers. -The stuff on the bottom of your sho

The Idiot Girl In Me
So there is this guy that I like. Yes, I know, same old story. I don't know if he is different or not. All too often they turn out not different from all the other guys. I am a magnet for the wrong guys. The ones who lie, who would rather yell or prefer their drugs to me. And so on. There seems to be a lot of drama with him but it's mostly situational. He does have his own drama, who doesn't? I want to trust him in what he says but it's so hard for me to. With everything that has happened to me. I'm scared that I'm a game to him or some kind of secret. I just don't know what to think so I'm taking my time you know. Trying not to do that awful thing where I get attached quickly and set myself up. Last time I set myself up like that I landed in the e.r. with a concern for mountian crest. I know I'm a moron. I've already heard it and I deal with it everyday. I'm so tired of being alone. It hurts when you need someone in that way to hold you when it feels like your falling apart. To ha

Idiots Everyone Of Ya
INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT UR FUCKING POPULARITY TRY SPENDING MONEY HERE ST. JUDES CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL P.O.BOX 810 MEMPHIS , TN 38101-9807 THEY ARE TRYING TO SAVE CHILDREN'S LIVES U MAKE ME FUCKING PUKE

Idiots In My Shoutbox #4 - Internet Threats!
After a drama-laden mumm got posted today, and I left a typical asshole comment, my shoutbox got fun! The mumm in question is this one: CRAZY PERSON USERS BEWARE I wouldn't advise reading the whole thing. It gave me a headache. It's likely to do the same to you. Anyway, my comment in the mumm was this: "Quick. Someone shove a cock in this cunt's mouth and shut her the fuck up. I'd volunteer, but I don't want her incessantly running jaw to bite mine off." It should also be noted that I also made a comment, for the sole purpose of getting a rise out of people, in an earlier mumm today about liking the sound of a baby's pelvis cracking as I sodomized it. Quite disgusting. Great bait for assholes. Anyway... My shoutbox started lighting up. This is the same conversation, between three different users. The only way that I figured out all three were related was by visiting the profiles of the other two, and realizing that they're all in each other's family. Th

Idiots In Teh_shoutboxz!!one
I'm totally stealing from Obsidian, but I don't care. He's genius. OK, so this chick posted a mumm going on about how people are mean in MUMM, specifically why people post mean comments when they just want to know peoples opinions. I posted something about how the last thing I wanted to do when I came home from working in a grocery store (where you have to be nice ALL FUCKING DAY) is come home and be nice to people who shouldn't be allowed internet access. Oh and this is my comment, it becomes relevant as the broad tries to justify the conversation as me starting it. 2007-05-13 16:32:34 #46 of 54 is it necessary for you to learn how to spell? No but it would be GREAT. Where the hell did it say I had to be nice? If I'm having a bad day-like today-and I see some stupid mumm that makes me wonder why humanity hasn't regressed back to apes yet-like yours-the LAST thing I want to do is be nice. Why the fuck should I? Give me a good goddamn reason to be nice to idiots who

Idiot Sighting:
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceb

Idiot Sighting
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a ½ horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that ½ was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he w

Idiots In My Shoutbox #6
Unfortunately, there's no reference mumm to link this one to, as it's been deleted. The brief summary, though... Some chick posts a mumm asking if she looks like she'd be prudish or wild in bed. My first comment in the mumm was complimenting another mummer on her beautiful breasts, because I really didn't feel that I had anything to add to the mumm, and I've been trying to be a kinder, gentler Obsidian. Upon revisiting the mumm later on, the poster had started insulting the women that posted in the mumm. Now, women will be women, and we all know how catty women can be. I responded back saying that I never found the mumm poster's default picture attractive enough to care what she was like in bed, and when she started replying, and exposing just how surly and nasty she was, it just kind of sealed the deal that the woman was CERTAINLY not someone I'd want to sleep with. Well, about 30 minutes later, I get a shout from some girl that's acting like a grade schooler. This

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that Time a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 Horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't Think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' From Kingman , KS IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sor

Idiots Driver
some people are pure idiots and don't pay a bit of attention to other drivers coming down the road. i was almost t-boned on my way home tonight. i am really pissed off, people need to pay more attention to these things called stop signs.

Idiots In My Shoutbox #7
I don't even have any reference point for this one. This was *completely* out of the blue. That's what makes it all that much more funny. xxCherylxx: ur not very nice.....bastard ->xxCherylxx: No, I'm not. Do I know you? xxCherylxx: no but u called some a cunt thats fucked up, some ppl dont read every mumm so they dont know what was said so give ppl a break...and grow up ->xxCherylxx: I call everyone a cunt, cunt. If you don't like it, you can ignore me. xxCherylxx: ur fucked up dude but w/e u dont mean shit to me or the world.....tralior trash piece of shit.. ->xxCherylxx: It's spelled trailer, and no, sorry, my house has a foundation. xxCherylxx: oh ur cool....i know ur a welfare person sorry my bad ->xxCherylxx: You know this, huh? Pray tell how you're privy to such information? xxCherylxx: looking at chu... ->xxCherylxx: chu? Did you just sneeze? xxCherylxx: peace, your wasting my time... ->xxCherylxx: Am I? You're the one that messaged me.

Idiot's
Well I had another bad day at work. There is this one asshole here, which thinks he can yell at people. Well yesterday was his last time for that with me. I had to call my boss and have him contact the shift Forman about him. I was sooooo piss off that I was shaking all over. I take meds to control the anger and rage that come from a very bad up bringing. I do not take kindly to being yelled at by anyone. I can’t do anything to him at work, but I will catch him out someday, and on that I will break him. I will mark him, he will be owned by me. The best part, I will only get 1yrs probation, six months in a mental ward, and about six months of therapy, because I am being treated for an illness that makes me mean. It’s called intermittence explosive disorder. Along with some other mood disorders. Lord look at what the world has done to me. I am by far not a mean person. I am very kind, and loving. Just don’t get on my bad side is all. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Peace and Love to

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTINGS Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six? "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. ********************************************************* The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple of months ago I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not

Idiots Making News: Vol. 1
This is a ture news story. Apparently in Austraillia, there was a man jerking off in his girlfriends bedroom, left the bedroom to take a hot shower. After this shower he got out and still hadn't been able to please himself... So he goes back to bed, and rolls around and annoys the woman to the point where she gets out of bed and makes herself some breakfast. The man then goes into the kitchen, still trying to pleasure himself. The woman then leaves the man in the kitchen telling him to get dressed and stop, because she has to give her child a bath. The woman got her child and took it into the bathroom and proceeds to bathe her child. Moments later, the man enters the bathroom still jerking it. The woman threatens him by saying "If you dont stop, I am going to stab your shoulder". The man continues to jerk it, so the woman stabs him through the shoulder... He still didn't stop, so she called the police. When the police arrived, the man was taken to the hospital for "Unlawful

Idiots Making News: Vol. 2
Wow. As funny as it gets, I actually have a second Idiot Making News in like the time frame of a week.. I suppose if I looked hard enough I'd find several more Idiots... Okay, here's the story. There was a man fishing down on the coast of mexico, and he was fishing with dynamite (highly illegal, folks...) and someone turned him into the police. So the police came out to investigate this fishermans tactics and asks the fisherman if he can go fishing with him one afternoon. The man consents and they both go fishing. As soon as they are a good distance away from the land, the man lights up a stick of dynamite and throws it into the water. The police says that he is under arrest, and with even more nerve, the fisherman hands the police a lit up stick of dynamite and asks if he's fishing or not. Any Comments About This One?

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: Gene and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two. We haven't used Sears repair since. _____________________________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter wen

An Idiot
Hey Everybody, I hope everybody's good. I'm writing to tell everybody that there's an asshole out here that's posing as me, the name is LITTLE DJ. That's not me it's a KID that's mad because the person he wanted doesn't like him, she likes me. So, he's acting his age and he's fucking with me, so I don't know if he sends anything to the people on my friends list, if he did oncw again, it's not me. Also, he's teamed up with another idiot named sion, so watch out for that one, too. I'm sorry for this.

Idiots Twenty Four Seven!
WTF? Do you losers EVER read?? LILY THAI is NOT ME; NOR I'M HER!! READ MY FRKN PAGE! WE MAY OF SOME SIMALAR FEATURE'S BUT I'M 100% NOT HER TWIN!! LILY THAI IS SOME CHIQ THAT I THINK IS HOTT!! READ MY DAMN PROFILE!

Idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is WRONG with people? I was TRYING to be nice...Couldn't do it... Read from the bottom up, cuz it's from my shoutbox... Smartass: i won't be in one dumbass...i DON'T DO CONTESTS Smartass: ok ill remember that when your in a contest ->Smartass: i was TRYING to be nice....you can go away now ->Smartass: what part of i don't do contests did you not get? Smartass: all you do is click on the link and leave all the comments you can please ->Smartass: sorry, i don't do contests....it's right at the top of my profile...but good luck to your friend Smartass: no but your help would be greatful ->Smartass: do i know you? Smartass: help chicagobeebs win a one month vic and cherry blast by voting for her at this link please & thank you http:...

Idiot Award Of The Week Goes To
Here is prime example one of the worlds most short yellow bus riding Idiots. The reason some people should not reproduce. I bet if he met you on the street he would be the most humbliest human being. If you think this is cute or funny think again. Seems you need to reflect on your life and let the fakeness go. You are trying way to hard,the coward is showing. My Shoutbox Chr1sScand...: bitch, you are less than a fucking one, you fucking disgusting fatass bitch Chr1sScand...: what? I like BBBW big beautiful black women ->Chr1sScand...: Well I see your level of maturity and education, Ignorance has no place in my life and neither do you Chr1sScand...: damn, whats up you fat black bitch. sexy ass ho

Idiots Among Us
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. __________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS ________________________________________X_ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco B

Idiots Rule!
This is the most pompous bullshit I have ever witnessed. A bunch of selfish assholes running around to feed their "I" consciousness is really the most pathetic. Is this the cure for your sick egos? Nothing on here but a bunch of voyeurs.Is this how you express yourselves? So, what is it, you have nothing else to offer? The chicks can behave like sluts and the guys can behave like slobbering perverts. Yeah, I know it is an online bar scene, right? So what the fuck is my problem, you ask. Probably because I come from the punk scene , growing up and later the goth scene. We went clubbing but nobody was out to just get laid, there was something to it besides sex because it was about music and meeting people of your own mindset. Let me also add that it usually led to intelligent conversations as well. I have never understood how people are content to be so damn superficial.

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The > Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, " NO, it's not." Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." from Kingman , KS . IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had ice

Idiots
this is for all the idiots that think they have to downrate people .. You have Major insecurities with yourself . It isnt about how Pretty or Handsome you are , it is about Respect and how a person has made their page . Why do people want to disrespect other like that . So to all the downraters . KISS MY ASS !

Idiot Sightings....
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. ________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: " Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS ________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears Repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. _____________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS _________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE : My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a tac

Idiots
OK, I'm really trying this whole 'getting along' thing. It's not easy, because my ex drives me nuts. He's one of those guys that's a great person to have at a party. he's the guy that people call because 'Bob's fun to hang around with'. But, try having kids and having some type of relationship with him. He tries, I really think he does, but he just doesnt get it. Sine we split, I've had RESPONSIBILITY major, and I've managed to do ok. I'm rather proud of the fact I've brought my life to a good place. My kids are doing better, which was my main focus in all of this. However, WTF am I supposed to say when the ex tells me things like "It hurts to see you doing so well" or "It was easier to think you were a raving bitch, but now youre doing so well, im thinking I might have screwed up the best thing to happen to me". It doesnt make me want to be back with him. Not one bit. I have moved on, and it's ok. I try and walk the fine line of niceness, but I feel as if there's things I need to dist

Idiot Sightings!
Took a quick break from my cleaning and sorting at the apartment to check on my emails, and looky what I found.... ************************************************** Idiot Sightings!!!! Be careful, be v-e-r-y careful.... IDIOT SIGHTING : My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. _____________________________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING : I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reaso

Idiot Sightings
Idiot sightings Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask." Idiot Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving!" Idiot Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often," Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck. Idiot Sighting #4:

Idiots At Work
IDIOTS AT WORK I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. * * * IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there. * * * IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind t

Idiots Vs. Pit Bulls
I run a humane society and do animal cruelty investigations........ Right now I have a small community who is doing everything in their power to try to make a family give up their pit bulls.. There is no law against them in the county, the dogs are being well taken care of, and these people even help different humane societies in the area place pits. This community has called family services on the family so many times they have been told if they do it again charges will be pressed, they call "anonymous" to the shelter all the time with complaints about "dog fighting", of course call the sheriffs department with bullshit complaints, and have this past week called the newspapers to do a story about the family fighting the dogs (though unknown to them it is now turning into a story about the neighborhood harassing them over their breed of dog). I am furious with the people of this neighborhood, the family is afraid something will happen to their dogs, but do not want to give up

The Idiot Is At It Again
Hi everyone... Some of you know that I have a vicious, mean stalker here on Fubar.. He has sent me well over 7000 emails, 500 revenge and boot bots on my computer... Worse he has done was to say he will kill my family and me.. I have over 25 names of his blocked here.. and he came back today with a new one. With the same threats.. I am sick if this.. This may cause me to leave Fubar for good. Because I haven't gotten any help at all. He has researched me.. and posted my home address all over Fubar. Still when I report him here all I get is the typical "Block and ignore" response. Here is what he looks like and his page... «›-¤•.„.·´G®€w ¤ µÞ ¤ Ã ¤ §¢®€w UÞ`·.„.•¤‹»@ fubar When this first happened.. I called his dad.. which he did nothing... I called his mom.. she did nothing.. but I did find out he spent time in a mental institution there. Which scares the hell out of me. Tomorrow, I am calling the police in his hometown and pressing charges.. Like that will do any

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, ' Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used Sears repair since. ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City ! ______________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I r

An Idiot In Love
Your love is better than wine You are so fine The very mention of your name Drive me insane. My love, you are so handsome, You hold my heart for ransome. I hear the voice of the one I love, Who sounds like it comes from above. My darling, I am yours and you are mine, Now everything will be sublime. I was alseep, but dreaming, My face is beaming. My heart stood still while he spoke to me, My heart fluttered like a bee. My passion of love brust into a flame, I feel like a real dame. Hurry to me, my love, For I am very near.

Idiots 2
Okay so my last blog was about Idiots. This one is to. So some people seem to think what i have to say is b.s. What ever welcome to the U.S.A sweetheart. it is called freedom of speech. I will say what i choose. I am not a BITCH that wants attention I am a WOMAN who wants to be heard. It has nothing to do with attention. I get all i can handle in real life. I have that right and will use it to the fullest. I will not sit back and let mean walk all over me and treat me or any WOMAN i know like shit.

"idiots"
"IDIOTS "IDIOTS magnify "IDIOTS" THERE COMES A TIME THAT DUMMIES LEARN A VALUABLE LESSON OF LIFE. BUT SOME DON'T EVEN GET IT AT ALL.... THESE ARE THE "IDIOTS" THESE ARE THE ONES THAT HAVE THE THINKING OF PREY; NO WONDER THE DEEPEST BADDEST THINGS HAPPEN TO THEM. WHY? BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT. WARNINGS HAVE COME TO THEM IN MANY FORMS. BUT THEY WANT TO CRY OUT WHEN A HUNTER OR A PREDATOR COME AND SWOOPS THEIR LIVES LIKE COLANDER. AND THEY THINK THAT THEY ARE BASICALLY GOOD PEOPLE. I TELL YOU YOU'RE NOT!!!! NO WAY OR NO HOW!!!!! YOU HAVE RUN THROUGH LIFE USING PEOPLE, PLAYING GAMES WITH THERE FEELING . USING THERE LOVE, FRIENDSHIP AND EVERY THING ELSE OF THAT PERSON. THAT RUINS PEOPLE!!! THEN THEY CRY OUT IN PAIN AND I HEAR THIS UPON THE WIND. THIS IS WHAT ANGERS ME!!!!!!

Idiots.
I made plans with mulitple people tonight. Which is Friday. No one ever confirms. The couple people that want to hang out, AREN'T ALOUD TO COME OVER. What the hell. And theres no where else to go... The worst is when people don't answer my calls, or when they do they act like GOSH DARN why the heck this girl blowing me up. I don't mean to. I'm just not happy being alone. I don't like to fight with my boyfriend and have to sit at a Subway by myself all night because I have no one to talk to about it. I honestly think I don't have one person besides my boyfriend which doesn't even seem like he cares, that actually cares about me. I could jump off a cliff, and I bet at least 10 people would says, GOOD NOW SHE WONT WASTE ALL MY MINUTES. I have no friends. And I hope none of you consider me friends. Because. Everyone ARE bitches. No matter what, their cool for 6 years, they find out their not gettin' those panties off you. Bam! Where do they go. Not hanging out with you. F

The Idiots In Movies
i know you have seen alot of movies w ith the scientists who are trying to save the world from utter disaster or doom lol...but blocking their efforts and way is the ones who sit there and say "oh you are just spouting off to get the recognition you been hounding everyone for!" Take for instance...Magma....on scifi channel t oday the one guy goes into the commission or whatever and the idiot says you're just shootin your mouth off about your messeed up theory. what i love is when the trouble hits close to home lol...the poor idiot who had doubts...is now up to his ass in lava or magma frying (not in the movie but i just wish) lol. just has to laugh on writers

Idiot
This will get you blocked quick, fast, and in a hurry. I am a lady and not some cyber slut. He didn't even come off with a hi, just straight to it. Guys if that is what you are looking for just pass me by. I love sex don't get me wrong but, sorry I get nothing from the computer and will NOT ooooh and awww for you to get off. Sorry I have more respect for myself then that. I might be seperated but, until I am divorced I am still faithful. Think it is stupid? Oh well your opinion. I am here for friends only and if that isn't enough then I don't know what to tell you. It is one thing to flirt but, you step over that line you will get blocked. Don't ask me to meet you somewhere for sex that will sure piss me off. If I wanted to have sex with you trust me you would know. Don't ask me for NSFW pics. I don't have any up for a reason. Its is for me and the special person in my life. If I wanted them up they would be up. I took them down along time ago because I got tired of hearing "can I see

Idiots On Parade
What do you get when you have a little bit of cold air, moisture, some ice on windshields, slippery streets, and Kansas drivers behind the wheels??? Idiots on Parade... I swear (okay okay, I know I know.. not nice to swear) we had a seasoned driver get in his bus the other day and tell "Control" that the defrosters haven't cleared his windshield and he didn't know what to do.. she told him to let the bus warm up a bit more-- I am thinking--DUH.. isn't that what ice scrapers are for??? He then came back with "For how long"... our bosses classic reply was "Until you can see out the windshield" HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!! Watching drivers and listening to the scanner I realize this driver isn't alone... There are lotzof them out there... Do you know what happens when you have bald tires, a junker of a pick up truck loaded down with junk and trash in the back, and you approach a stop light on a slick street??? You end up on the medium at Avenue A & Main.... I can't wait to see what liste

The Idiot Disease
Have you ever loved and lost? --This was written by my best friend's ex husband.... it is amazing! Deployboink is his name and he said I could borrow it :) Women think with their emotions. Emotions dictate a woman's actions. Men think with their little head or logic. I am talking more about the logic thinking. Everyone already understands the little head thinking. A woman's emotions dictate what they do. It is simple. A man on the other hand argues with his emotions. There is a battle between logic and his feelings. Usually logic wins. That is not always a good thing. These battles can and usually produce bad results. A man can have true love right in front of his face and throw it away due to this battle. Don't worry, the man usually realizes it after it is too late. That should be comforting for all of you that wish that the man would be just as miserable as you. It is just like those "chick flick" movies except the man is too stupid to make it to the happy endi

Idiot Drivers, Starflight And Recovery
My friend Lisa was in a very severe car accident early Monday morning. She was on her way to work when some idiot went the wrong way on a toll road flyover and slammed into her head on. While I've never been on it, I'm pretty sure the speed limit on that road is 65 or 70mph. It's currently believed that the other person was drunk, which means that they probably slammed into each other at a combined total of at least 140mph (that's 225kph for you metric folk). She was life flighted to the trauma hospital here in Austin. Her list of injuries are extensive. A broken leg, an exposed knee, two broken vertebrae (L4 & L5 last I knew), multiple pelvic fractures and a concussion resulting in mild amnesia. While she was in surgery they were able to repair and set her pelvis as well as repairing her kneecap. I haven't seen a mention of it, but I'm sure they were able to set her femur as well. The spinal injury is what worries me the most. Until the swelling goes down they won't know how

Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTING : We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..' We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said Were sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cen

Idiot Nsfw Fllagging...
Hi, I woke up this morning and logged in here to see if my online friends were about to say "Good Morning" and I find some funny fucker had NSFW's one of my pics. Now I have a substantial abount of homemade porn on here and that is all friend and family onlyas it should be, but this was justa slogan,a selection of words on a plain background. It is my understanding that this site is Adults only, although its obvious by some of their actions that mentally that is not the case, but that is another matter. My original profile pic was flagged asit showed me reclining in the bath similar to the one I have now, but was showing a little more, but nothing of a pornagraphic nature was on display, infact nothing below the water line was visible at all, lol. I can see where some repressed people may feel conflicted and feel the urge to report it though. But flagging a selection of words your average 9 year old is subjected to on adaily basis at school and in some homes, that is ju

Idiot I'm Such A Huge Idiot
I've decided I'd better stop drinking... Wednesday night I got drunk and took my wife's car to get something to eat for us... and I ran into a curb and busted the tire. (First of all... i guess i shouldn't have been at my wife's house drunk. We are going through separation and will be getting a divorce... but we haven't filed yet) Come to find out not only did i bust the tire but i messed up the strut and stering arm. Things just get worst... now the part to fix the car is on back order and won't be able to be fixed until they get the part... which is about two weeks. So my wife has to drive my piece of shit and she isn't going to be happy about it. The whole thing is going to cost me big time... not only money but self-respect, diginty and time with my daughter. Because i don't have a car to help take care of her. I've looking up the number and meeting times of AA and I'm going back to church... I realize i need help going through my separation and divorce. I've been slow

Idiot Sighting
Be Careful Out There: IDIOT SIGHTING : We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded

Idiots
all the people supporting Obama as the candidate of change are IDIOTS... hes a centerist democrat... he isnt going to change anything... most of his support is there only because hes a black man all the people supporting Hillary as a democrat are IDIOTS... her voting record, her positions on the issues.. its all actually RIGHT of center... shes basicly a moderate republican... and most of her support is only there because shes a woman Edwards is the ONLY candidate who actually wants to change things in Washington. hes the only candidate who wants to put Washington back in the hands of the people, OUT of the hands of corporate america and special interests. hes the only candidate who gives a damn about the poor and working class of america. but hes getting no media coverage because the media is owned by corporate america, who he opposes. and hes getting no support because hes the only white male left in the race i dont give a fuck what a candidates skin color is or what the

Idiots
Time to vent..... The ol lady and I have been in the B.D.S.M. Lifestyle for about 25 yrs, As a Dom I have seen and met many sub/slaves and trained quite a few, But it seems that the older some get the dumber they get. I was emailed By a sub In Colorado requesting that I consider them for training, Well that is an aweful long way away and Im not keen on the whole cyber Dom shit, and the sub was male, IM REALLY not keen on that...lol. when I refused I was told that If I was a true Dom the issues I could over look. After I proceeded to bite a chunck out of his ass I let him know if he was a true sub he'd learn respect.

Idiot Sighting
DIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in

Idiot Sighting:
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said Were sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to g

Idiot Sighting
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in c

Idiotic.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- at random, I will scream into the face of people I dont know at parties, just to upset them. 2- I have an obsession with puppets. 3- I have seen every hugh grant movie, for one reason or another. 4 - I quote Goodfellas WAY too much. 5 - I quote Boondock Saints almost as much 6- I refuse to buy tissues 7 - Every time Ive ever used a self checkout line, I've stolen something, by accident or on purpose 8 - I am a self proclaim pacifist, but love to fight. 9 - I am socks. 10 - I eat way too many crackers My picks Hollie Fathead Mother(is this his third one?) You Did What... Little Miss Vixen

Idiot!
Shortly before 5am this morning some one operating a Volvo that apparently broke down left their vehicle in the high speed travel lane of Rt I-95 north in front of the Providence Place Mall and walked off. Moments later a major accident was caused by this abandoned vehicle killing one and leaving one other in critical condition at Rhode Island Hospital. Police are still looking for the driver of the Volvo whom may face charges in the death of one, and should the other pass too they may be charged with that as well. As a driver for AAA I work nights and often find abandoned vehicles on the road way, some times in the travel lanes. In a case like this I will hook the vehicle and move it off to the break down lane for safety, and always notify the State Police. Some times the owner is a AAA member and we end up towing them off the road later on. Even if you are not a member of AAA; if your broke down on the highway and you see one of our trucks coming flag us down.

10 Idiotic Things......
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I always count the number of paper towels I pull out of a dispenser to dry my hands with.. It's usually 4. 2- I hate the color pink, yet I secretly wouldn't mind wearing it because it actually looks good on me. (But I'm just too hardcore for that!) 3- I've always wanted to dress and pose for Goth and really bazaar magazines. (In really fucked up poses such as a gun in my mouth and bound with electrical tape) Don't ask why, I really don't know the reason.. And no such pictures of me exist..so don't ask for them.) 4 - I've always wanted to watch a guy bang a blow up doll and two midgets fuck.. (Again, another thin

Idiots Among Us...
(reconstructed from my best recollection) this is a conversation that occurred after i entered a yahoo chat room and proudly announced my presence by saying "hello lades. dam im so durnk an horny id even do me one them fagits". i had the following photo on my profile: ku_guy_24: hi angus_beef: howdy ku_guy_24: i'm horny too angus_beef: that's good cause im about to splode in my pants ku_guy_24: where are you at? angus_beef: i'm at daddy's pig farm ku_guy_24: no, i mean what town angus_beef: cempoplis angus_beef: centoprols ku_guy_24: i'm in lawrence. is that close to lawrence? angus_beef: bout 20 miles ku_guy_24: cool angus_beef: you wanna screw? c'mon boy... i ain't gonna hurt you. much... ku_guy_24: that's good. i like the rough stuff. angus_beef: you like getting kicked in the side when you're taking it in the ass, boy? ku_guy_24: please don't call me boy. i'm black, and it offends me when you call me that. angus_beef:

Idiots
http://www.yahoo.com/s/811048 so seriously just like i do in real life im gonna warn you people on here... im so sick of you retards who think your fucking family sedans are race cars fucking shit up for people who do things the right way. there are race tracks for people who want to race where u pay a small fucking piece of change to run ur car all day in a safe enviorment. so here my warning, im gonna start carrying my 45 under my front seat and whenever i see anyone racing which might lead up to what happend in the link i posted im going to take out ur back tires. hopefully i dont hit ur gas tank but if i do atleast i did the world a favor of ridding it of one more dumbass. this shit is out of hand and im sick of people i know dying because of it.

Idiots Are Like Trains........
You wait for ages and two show up at (nearly) the same time. ->Pure~T~I_l...: thats you that is ......... ->Pure~T~I_l...: "indiscriminately send unsolicited message should not be sent via any fubar medium" TOS Quote ->Pure~T~I_l...: did i ask about this lounge ? if not it was FUCKING SPAMMING........ Pure~T~I_l...: im not spamming i thought i would drop you the link and your responded with complete ignortant bullshit so i retorted ->Pure~T~I_l...: you do know spamming in shoutboxes is against the TOS here right ? ->Pure~T~I_l...: sure please do, and then i can report you for spamming in shoutboxes, any more bright ideas ? Pure~T~I_l...: thanks for nicely refusing ill be sure to drop more link on you more often then ->Pure~T~I_l...: fuck off with the lounge shit Pure~T~I_l...: http:...

The Idiot Gender
I've been surfing and rating profiles for the last couple weeks, and after reading some of them (yes I actually READ profiles before rating them), I've come to the conclusion that the Fubarian male gender is predominatly a bunch of IDIOTS! Yes, I am male and yes I am calling other men on here idiots. After reading in more than 50% of profiles about how the profile woman does not want to cyber, does not want to cam, give their yahoo ID, not looking for a relationship, not wanting this not wanting that, I must assume men in here are, with a few exceptions, complete idiots. Ladies, am I correct in my assumption that most men that view your profile want to see naughty pics, want to cyber you, phone bone you or fu-whatever you? If so, don't give up on every fu-male, a few of us really are decent gentlemen. Guys, a few pointers. First, just because you were a backwards hat and are flipping the bird to the camera, does not make you attractive to females. It shows you don't know how to

Idiot Moments
We all have moments where we say dumb shit. 14 seconds later we scrunch our faces up and think "Why the fuck did I say that?" Usually it's at a critical moment when the right thing needed to be said, but came out the wrong way. Here are some idiot moments I have had or have witnessed others having. Blond Moment I was big pimpin at the supermarket when these two little girls nearby started fighting. The smaller of the two had brown hair and called the older girl an 'idiot'. The elder girl who was blond replied "At least I have an excuse for being stupid: I'm blond". Yeah nice one...I'm sure you can use the same excuse when you're 17 and knocked up. I was never this dumb. This chick should be handed a handicap license plate when she learns to drive... History Lesson Back in 7th grade when no girls knew I existed: my history class was underway this girl raises her hand, and I shit you not, asks "When was the War of 1812?" She was obviously going far in life...d

Idiots
I had two attack me last night. They drug me into a yahoo conference. I joined, responded then they both left. I tried to get them both back in and both refused but they decided to tag team me on IM. I told them to both back things up with facts. He, as always, cussed and left. I called them both on that fact. I once thought this guy a true friend, I actually trusted him. Then i had false accusations and insults made. When asked for facts, they both ran. I do not tolerate stupid and I do not tolerate drama. Little boy called me a bitch boy and then he vanished. Who is the bitch boy? I called him back. Both the retards are on block on my profile, Im and on my wife's profile and IM. We have no time for bull shit. I am her dom, she is my sub, we are both tired of idiots and we love each other. I hope those two idiots see this. They both tried to create drama to break us up. Every word they said was sent to my wife. They hung themselves. Now they are dead.

I, Dionysus
I, Dionysus a Rondeau * I, Dionysus, dedicate this day to wild abandon and passion play And to those who see with lust-filled eyes, in this savage garden, raise your cries and let the spirit carry you away. Heed now children, these words I say, Celebrate my death with an ancient lay and free your soul from the shaman's lies I, Dionysus Consume my flesh in a ritual way feast on my body, oh come and pray and let me hear your lustful sighs as you taste the fruit that never dies reborn in this holy, mortal clay I, Dionysus

Idiot
I am gonna put this out there and just say I am the biggest idiot. And let ya'll comment and I will finish this later this evening. I will put it this way I am so gullible and stupid it's not funny. This is going to take longer than I hoped but I still feel the same way. I will never learn because I just want to be a good person. Do the best I can and try to do it right. Those who have been through a divorce know how long it takes to reconcile your attitude as well s your person. But I did do something nice, good and honorable this week. But it does not help how I feel, or felt. I paid a bill for a "FRIEND" of six years. It is one of these things were money is not the issue or ever and issue with me. We have dated, been friends, fought like cat's and dog's. Been fuck buddies and I hate that. Some would say I care to much. And maybe I do, and that is one of my faults. But, she had asked if I could help and I agreed. And honestly do not care if I ever get the money ba

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING : We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents

I, Dionysus
I, Dionysus I, Dionysus, dedicate this day to wild abandon and passion play. And to those who see with lust-filled eyes, in this savage garden, raise up your cries and let the spirit carry you away. Heed now children, these words I say: Celebrate my death with an ancient lay and free your soul from the shaman’s lies. _______________I, Dionysus - Consume my flesh in the ritual way; feast on my body, oh come and pray! And let me hear your lustful sighs as you taste the fruit that never dies; reborn in this holy, mortal clay. _______________I, Dionysus -

The Idiots In Real Life On Fubar!!
This is a convo between me & another girl on here when all I did was report her picture to a bouncer when it was NSFW. She took it upon herself to take it out on me when she was in the wrong. **->Me: i'm not, a bouncer is taking care of it right now. **Girl: are you joking? hahaha so many people have seen me and nobody has tattled... its being moved dont get your panties in a bunch **->Me: no, that's being mature & NOT getting my butt in trouble for NOT reporting it **Girl: thats adult like **Girl: so your gonna fucking report me when i did nothing to you **->Me: because i got reported when i didn't even have MY nip showing like yours **Girl: oh thats why! LMAO **Girl: dont report me i will just delete it! why do you have to rain on peoples parades

Idiots
Some people don't understand that I have an infant and am not always at the computer when they message me. Why is it that people get pissed when you don't answer them back and block you? http://fubar.com/user/971582 Time after...: if not i am going to delete you Time after...: can u say hi back I didn't even get the chance to say anything when I got back to my computer before he deleted me and blocked me. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR