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If You Have Been There Like Me, This Song Says Some Of What Goes On Out ThereAnother Day In Paradise
She calls out to the man on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"
He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there
Oh think twice, it's another day for
You and me in paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and me in paradise
She calls out to the man on the street
He can see she's been crying
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
Can't walk but she's trying
Oh think twice...
Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody can do
Oh lord, there must be something you can say
You can tell from the lines on her face
You can see that she's been there
Probably been moved on from every place
'Cos she didn't fit in there
Oh think twice...
Close
If You Were An Angel, Which Type Would You BeYou scored as Seraph, Seraph is the highest rank of angels. They are the closest ones to God and carry out the most important jobs.Power100% Principiality100% Seraph100% Virtue100% Dominion100% Throne67% Fallen Angel67% Cherub33% Archangel33% Guardian Angel0% If you were an Angel, which type would you becreated with QuizFarm.com
If You Have The TimeSo hey everyone. As you can see I have chosen to post my first blogs. These are a few of the poems that I have written over the last year. Can you let me know what you think of them? Thanks!!
If You Ever WonderedScorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.
You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.
Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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If You Dont Change The Way You ThinkIf you dont change your life is a Circle.
If you always think What you always thought
You will always do What you always done
If you always do What you always done
You will always get What you always got
If you always get What you always got
You will always think What you always thought
just something to think about
If You Like To Read!I have the best book in the world for you to check out!
The book is called House Of Leaves, I had a lot of fun reading this!
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If You Only KnewOk so this mum thing was suppose to be just a little whatever but it turned into a complete bash session on me! I mean your words are sure as hell not going to hurt me. I was just asking for a yes or no answer. not your thoughts on what kind of person i am or kev for that matter for being in the situation. So you can talk all your shit about us but until you know the whole story behind me and kevin stfu! But then again I will not lose any sleep for any of your dumb comments. And hey if it makes you feel better about yourself then hey Im glad i could help.
Have a nice fucking day...i know i will!
If You Own A Ford Then You Need To Read ThisFord is conducting a voluntary safety recall involving speed control deactivation switch systems in 3.6 million vehicles.
The service action involves the installation of a fused wiring harness into the speed control electrical circuit, or the replacement of the deactivation switch if it is found to be leaking. This is a quick repair, and will be performed on vehicles built between 1992 and 2003.
Ford dealers will provide this service to all affected vehicles at no charge to the customers. The company has a sufficient supply of parts to service the affected trucks. The supply of parts to service the affected cars is expected to be available in early October. Owners of all affected vehicles will be notified by mail.
While these vehicles are not subject to the systems interaction issues affecting vehicles in the prior recall populations, Ford is taking this action to address continued customer concerns about the potential for fires in their vehicles. We cannot be confident in the
If You Care About Trees...please Check It OutThis is a list of ALL the active and non active fires in British Columbia, Canada...THOUSANDS of hectares are burning *a hectare = 2.471 acres*
It's freaky as hell, cause i am in the middle of it WHEEE
http://www.bcwildfire.ca/hprScripts/WildfireNews/Fires.asp?Mode=normal&FC=0&AllFires=0
If You're Bored Then You're Boring?I'm normally not bored, I can always just read or watch a movie. But it's like I got patience for nothing! And nobody to talk to, it feels like everyone is avoiding me today. Pepper discovering her twin cat outside the window was fun, but after I gave him food and water that was it. If I even looked at him too long he retreated, so here I am. I think I pulled my shoulder out of whack in my sleep too (how?) and that hurts like hell. Waaaaaa. So I've been walking around fake dying in Shakespere-esque poses, but without an audience... what's the point? Argh.
If You Want To Know........8-4-07WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE ENTER A CONTEST... I HAVE SOME TOTALLY AWESOME FRIENDS.... THEY JUMPED IN AND HELPED ME GET THIS BLAST..... SHOW THEM SOME LOVE... FAN, RATE, ADD EVERYONE !!!! THEY SOOO RAWK!!! THANKS TO ALL WHO HELPED AND I AM VERY SORRY IF I FORGOT YA, SEVERAL NAMES WEREN'T IN THE RECENT VIEWERS ANYMORE AND I WAS DOING SOME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD
THIS IS AN AWESOME HOST.. WITHIN 10 MINUTES OF FINISHING THIS... I HAD MY BLAST... THANKS HUN... ~MANY COULD LEARN FROM YOU~
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THESE PEOPLE SPENT HOURS HELPING ME ON THIS
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I F Your Reading This Then Your Probally Hhmm Wondering Where Is Diana ? : Well Read On Cause > >>>>wondering where Im at this morning well im going out in there Real World to Church ; Yes Church ;and I have a ride so no busses to take ; busses dont run on Sundays : i usually listen to church on a radio station or Television : But I made a Friend a promise to go to a Chuch; that is a friend i met in Fubar.. so i keep my promises ; some in here dont as i have learned and i do forgive ya who fall short of this, ;have a God Blessesed day ... My thoughts and Prayers are with you all and hugss to.. bbl with a sermon to type about .......... diana
If Your WonderingY i keep logging in.. The friends computer im on has windows vista has its operating system.... its doesnt react well with IE.. I HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT WINDOWS VISTA
If You Were My Boyfriend...how many times a day would you kiss me?
would you have sex with me?
how many times a day would you just want to hold me?
would you take me places?
would you love me?
if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it?
would you take me anywhere special?
If I was sick... what would you do?
If one a my friends tried to get with you what would you do?
would u tell me?
would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
Would u introduce me to your mom/dad?
Would you care about what i wore when we out ?
Would you go to the Club with me?
If your friend tried to get at me what would you do?
If someone tried to fight with me infront of you what would you do?
If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do?
If i cheated on you would you take me back?
Would u give me your myspace password?
If i gave you mine would you read all my mail?
If i said i loved you would you say it back?
If You Havent Today!Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday!
Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP!
I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar!
Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest!
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Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
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OK EVERYONE....I HAVE DECIDED TO HOLD A CONTEST FOR BEST B&W PHOTO I WANT AT LEAST 12 PEOPLE TO JOIN
WINNER WILL RECEIVE A THREE DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE WILL GET A 1 DAY BLAST 3RD WILL GET A BIG PIMPIN GIFT OF MY CHOICE....WINNER MUST HAVE AT LEAST 12,000 COMMENTS TO WIN. PLEASE LEAVE ME THE LINK TO THE PHOTO THAT YOU WANT TO SUBMIT TO MY INBOX OR SHOUT ME AND TELL ME WHICH ONE TO RIP.
CONTEST WILL START AS SOON AS I HAVE 12 CONTESTANTS AND RUN FOR 5 DAYS
MANY SMILES AND THANKS
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If You Are Here For Pionts Or Friendship And Maybe Find The Right Personok lets take a vote how many people are here for just pionts raise your hands
if your here for friends with benefits step up and tell that peoson
are you here to find mrs or misses right well just comment the hell out of then and tell then you want them
the resons for these dum questions is i like to know how many people really talk to the people on there page
me im looking for the right person to fall in love with and be happy with
and to make new friends
i have found some sweet friends here and they are very dear to me and i would love to make sure that i chat with them often
yes i have a couple friends here that i think might be the person i would love to spend the rest of my life with
so as this goes i want to say to my all my sweet and kind friends and my sweet and trusted friends im glad you are here and i have met you and hope for a good long friendship
If You Ever Fawkin......TRY TO LEAVE CT (OPPPS FUBAR) DON'T LET BOO BOO KNOW ROFL... BECAUSE NO ONE COULD EVER LEAVE AFTER BOO BOO GETS DONE...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY... SPEECHLESS!!! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH I NEEDED THAT... **MUCH LOVE TO YOU AND ALL YOUR AWESOME FRIENDS..... AND MINE TOO =P I LOVE YA ALL SHELL
YEP I'M STAYING, SO MANY REAL PEOPLE..HIT MY PAGE MY ALERT BOX RESET... SO IF I MISS YOU KNOW THAT I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING... YOU ALL MADE MY DAY THANKS AGAIN!!
BOO BOO IS PRICELESS
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If You Have ThemLadies,
If you have a nice set of twins, just add yourself as a friend.
I love a nice set of twins and enjoy to look.
And if you like to show them off, just im me.
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If You Play Wow, Read This!!SUPER FREAKIN' IMPORTANT!!!
So, I've been playing World of Warcraft a LOT recently... For those of you who play, I need you guys to add me and shit, so we can get some Fubar goodness going on! I'm playing Horde on Gnomeregan realm. My main is a 26 Blood Elf Paladin named "Pteargryphon" (If you don't get it, well.. think about it :D ), my secondary is a like, level 16 or something Orc hunter named "Shootrmcgavn" (again, if you get this one, plus fifteen cool points for you!), and a lvl 5 Tauran druid I just started called "Chelation". I know I'm a lowbie, but goddamnit, i've switched servers too much in the past years lol. So. If you're on Gnomer, or feel up to moving to a new server, let me know in-game when you add me who you are! Thanks!
If You Want To Know Why I Was LeavingWELL FIRST I WANT TO SAY I HATE DRAMA AND THE LAST THING I AM TRYING TO DO IS KEEP THIS GOING.... SO THE ONLY REASON I AM EVEN POSTING THIS IS BECAUSE MANY OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE BEEN ASKING AND IT IS A LONG STORY... SO I'M TRYING TO SAVE ME A LITTLE TIME AND TYPING LOL
~~IT STARTED A FEW DAYS AGO WITH A BULLETIN THAT WAS POSTED SAYING I WAS AGAINST THE MILITARY AND VETS... IT HAD ASKED PEOPLE (MILITARY) TO UNFAN ME, I LOST 200 FANS OVER IT, IT GOT DELETED AFTER 30 MINUTES, BUT IT WAS TOOO LATE HAD ALREADY REPOSTED SEVERAL TIMES... ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS THIS IS A CROCK OF SHIT (COOLEST GUY EVER IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS ON HERE HE'S IN IRAQ AND WOLFSPIRIT WHO I TALK TO EVERYDAY IS A VET) SEVERAL PEOPLE SEEN IT AND JUMPED TO MY DEFENSE ON THIS... SRY NOT NAMING ANY NAMES ON WHO POSTED OR HELPED ME~~
~~SO THEN I'M SITTING HERE AND MY SHOUTBOX IS GOING ON AND ON, WELL KNOWING I CAN'T REPLY IN IT I WASN'T REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ARROWS, SOME WANTED TO SEE NSFW PICS, ET
If You Love Her...If you love her, let her know it
There are countless ways to show it
Make her breakfast, buy her flowers
Hold her through the darkest hours
Take her dancing, do the dishes
Grant her silent secret wishes
Buy teddy bears and bunny rabbits
Cherish her peculiar habits
Read her all-time favorite books
Compliment the way she looks
Go for walks that take a while
Choose a song to make her smile
Feed the birds and talk to cats
Never mock her love of hats
Indulge her fantasies and flirting
Give her comfort when she’s hurting
Caress her body, stroke her hair
Fan her passion flame to flare
Trust her when you’re not together
Be her shelter from the weather
Share her dreams and favorite things
Give her space to spread her wings
Help her face her doubts and fears
Hold her hand throughout the years
In sacred moments, gently pray it
But don’t forget to also say it
You don’t have to be a poet
If you love her, let her know it...
Repost this My Angels, seems Most men on here
If You Love Her...If you love her, let her know it
There are countless ways to show it
Make her breakfast, buy her flowers
Hold her through the darkest hours
Take her dancing, do the dishes
Grant her silent secret wishes
Buy teddy bears and bunny rabbits
Cherish her peculiar habits
Read her all-time favorite books
Compliment the way she looks
Go for walks that take a while
Choose a song to make her smile
Feed the birds and talk to cats
Never mock her love of hats
Indulge her fantasies and flirting
Give her comfort when she’s hurting
Caress her body, stroke her hair
Fan her passion flame to flare
Trust her when you’re not together
Be her shelter from the weather
Share her dreams and favorite things
Give her space to spread her wings
Help her face her doubts and fears
Hold her hand throughout the years
In sacred moments, gently pray it
But don’t forget to also say it
You don’t have to be a poet
If you love her, let her know it...
Repost this My Angels, seems Most men on here
If You Love HerIf you love her, let her know it
There are countless ways to show it
Make her breakfast, buy her flowers
Hold her through the darkest hours
Take her dancing, do the dishes
Grant her silent secret wishes
Buy teddy bears and bunny rabbits
Cherish her peculiar habits
Read her all-time favorite books
Compliment the way she looks
Go for walks that take a while
Choose a song to make her smile
Feed the birds and talk to cats
Never mock her love of hats
Indulge her fantasies and flirting
Give her comfort when she’s hurting
Caress her body, stroke her hair
Fan her passion flame to flare
Trust her when you’re not together
Be her shelter from the weather
Share her dreams and favorite things
Give her space to spread her wings
Help her face her doubts and fears
Hold her hand throughout the years
In sacred moments, gently pray it
But don’t forget to also say it
You don’t have to be a poet
If you love her, let her know it...
If Your From The New Orlenas Area You Might Want To Read This....a Fallen AngelWhen I was in a car wreck last month there was a speial little girl who goes by flower pot who came to help take care of me for week.
Well tonight I ws given a call by another boy who calls me mama D to tell me Flower Pot was killed earlyer today..Her boy friend was running from the cops and she was begging him to stop when he ran a red light and under a simi truck.
This little angel is gone and Robert and I are trying to figger out what the hell is wrong with these kids..
Anyway I know alot of people know Flower Pot and would want to know ..Rest in peace little one,We'll miss you..
If You Fall I'll Catch, Catch YouThrough our long walks and short talks, the conversation always stays the same. Your cold words and my contagious heart, will always be this way. Talking in oceans of circles and loving in swells of seas. Only give this ship one chance, one chance. You never said this would be so hard, but if you fall I'll catch you I'll catch you. This won't change so just go ahead and be that way, and we'll go on, we'll go on. My patience draws this last letter of love so thin. And the first three are fading fast. My touch seems colder than the shoulder you give me. Your warm tears still fear the past. We should just turn this ship about and head home where this all started, where it won't last. You never said this would be so hard. Wear your heart on your sleeve, and don't hide it from me. You always wanted to be the one who said it to me. So just stop playing these games. And for once you will see that I am You and You are Me. This is your last chance to save this. This is your last chance,
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Here is the link to the new bomber family page I started. If you want to be a part of it, check the page out, read the blog on the front main page and send a friend request to the page and put a little note in the friend request letting me know you are wanting to join the family and that it is not just a random friend request. If you have any questions please feel free to message me. -Peggy Sue FU-Bomber’s Owner & Founder
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If You (please Read)I am so sick and fucking tired of stupid assholes coming around telling me what I should and should not be doing. I got one person bitching I don't rate them enough I get all 1500 pictures rated plus over 1000 of their stash and they still bitch about how no one talks to them and blah blah they have no friends. Ok well when I do talk to you that is all you bitch about not only that I rate all 11s till I run out and all I get from this person is 10's they save their 11s for people they are trying to get to be friends. DO NOT come over my shoutbox and bitch about how I don't message you and I must be busy with my real friends and fault me for having alot of friends in the first place. If they seem like a decent person I add. I have family list who I consider I have a bond with. Don't fucking tell me what I should do, how many friends I should have and about how I am fake because I have so many. Your goals on this site are not my goals. And if you bothered to read my FUcking profile you
If You Live In Utah And Love Football!This goes out to all you guys and gals that love football. Speacialy for the guys if you live in utah near or around ogden and wanna play some indoor football (just like AFL on tv). well i got the oppurtunity for you. Weather you are in great shape , just looking to have some fun with your free time, or are a outdoor football player looking to stay in shape and up to par come on out and join me and the team i play for.
It's a great leauge and, fast pace game and an awsome way to meet and gain new friend and for you younger guys a great way to meet the ladies and theres always the chance,if you got the talent to move up and go into the AFL its self. there are scouts at all the game and who knows you might just make it too the big time.
Now for you ladies out there that are also in utah near or around the ogden area we are also looking for a dance/cheerleading squad. they will help with fundraisers and brining in the fans support.
So if your into staying active and ha
If You Don't Like Swearing...don't Look HereSo my stupid fucking asswipe of an ex has been taking care of my cat, because my stupid fucken apartment won't allow her in here, she went missing 6 fucking days ago and he just told me tonight....WTF!!!! i am crying my fucking eyes out, i never should have left her with him, hes such and ass....I hope shes OK and i want to go look for her right now but its midnight and pointless...i called the SPCA she hasn't been brought in. FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!!!!!!!ARRRRRGGRRRRR.OK i'm done, but the tears are still flowing. Thanks for listening and sorry for the language......*sigh*
April ♥
If Your Looking For A Hottie Come Here LadiesTHIS IS A BUDDY OF MINE AND HE REALL NEED UR HELP. HE'S COOL AS HELL AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND. COULD YOU ALL STOP BY HIS CONTEST AND BOMB THE HELL OUT OF HIM.
ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS HAS BEEN CHEATING HIM ALL DAY BY USING A BOMBING MACHINE AND CHEATING HIM BADLY. SO IF ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL LADIES WILL STOP BY AND CHECK AND HELP HIM OUT IM SURE YOU WILL SOON FIND OUT WHAT KINDA GUY HE REALLY IS.JUST CLICK THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO HIS PIC.
If You Want To Live, You'll Do This Or Mr. Suburbia Frequenting Nightly EateriesYes, it's a morbid title today, but Martha applied the thumbscrews of guilt last night after I'd picked up dinner and forgotten to bring her a dessert from McDonald's. My rationale was that any ice cream I got would melt by the time Sarah and I got home. When I got home from work last night, Martha had been so busy riding herd on Sarah (who has hit the "terrible twos" six months early) after trying to get Jeffrey who now weighs 13 pounds and is 22.375 inches long) that offering to buy dinner was the best thing to do since she hadn't had a chance to start anything. Offering to take Sarah with me to get dinner won an emphatic thumbs up!
So I got Sarah a plain hamburger, Martha the three-piece Chicken Selects value meal, and me the Two Cheeseburgers value meal (the idea behind that is convincing my stomach I'm eating more when I'm actually not) which I went large on -- is that the same as Super Size? -- as well as a cup of coffee and two Cherry Pies. Martha does not like McDonald's
If You Were Born In 2893...If You Were Born in 2893...
Your Name Would Be: Galt Umoro
And You Would Be: A Prophet
If You Were Born in 2893
If You Feel Down And Need A Smile...i Hope This Helps:-)The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one
on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every ti
If You Forget MeIF YOU FORGET ME
I want you to know
one thing.
You know how this is:
if i look at the crystal moon, at the red branch
of the sloww autumn at my window,
if I touch
near the fire
the impalpable ash
or the wrinkled body of the log,
everything carries me to you,
as if everything that exists,
aromas, light, metals,
were little boats that sail
toward those isles of yours that wait for me.
Well, now,
if little by little you stop loving me
I shall stop loving you little by little.
If suddenly
you forget me
do not look for me,
for I shall already have forgotten you.
If you think it long and mad,
the wind of banners
that passes through my life,
and you decide to leave me at the shore
of the heart where I have roots,
remember that on that day,
at that hour,
I shall lift my arms
and my roots will set off
to seek another land.
But
if each day,
each hour,
you feel that you are destined for me
with implacable sweetness,
if each day a flower
climbs up
If You......added me to your Family, please let me know. I need to level before I can add anyone else. But if you let me know now, I will add you when I am allowed. And if you fanned me, let me know. I'm sure I already fanned you, but there is the chance I missed you.
On another note, I would love a personal salute from you! Alot of you have been sending them as birthday gifts. Thank you so much. They don't have to be birthday salutes. Again thanks for all you love!!
If You Had Me Alone!IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE...
L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME?
TELL ME IN A PRIVATE MESSEGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
THEN REPOST THIS BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET.
THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD.
REPOST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME
If You Had Me Alone...IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE...
L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME?
TELL ME IN A PRIVATE MESSEGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
THEN REPOST THIS BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET.
THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD.
REPOST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME ALONE"
If You Had Me AloneIF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE...
L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME?
TELL ME IN A PRIVATE MESSEGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
THEN REPOST THIS BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET.
THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD.
REPOST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME ALONE"
If Your Gonna Do It Make It Worth While Lolok i thought this was pretty funny thought id share :)
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat.
They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why, ... it was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the
** If You Only Knew*** For The Love Of My Life And You Know Who You Are!!!!If Only You Knew...
TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,
AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...
If only you knew,
how my heart overflows with love for you.
If only you could see
the way you fill my hopes and dreams.
You're the owner of my heart,
the ruler supreme.
Even in the dark of night,
I've only to think about you
to feel your loving light
and from this world I drift
feeling as if
I'll never touch the ground again...
If only you knew.
If only you could guess
how I hear your voice when others speak;
for you hold the key to my happiness,
and it's always you my soul seeks.
If only you could feel,
how your very presence
has the power to heal,
all the wounds inside me.
You've made me abandon
the pain of yesterday,
and you've shown me
that the past can no longer
stand in the way
of what I hope to achieve...
If only you knew.
If only you could realize
the way you've shown me
that it's better to give
than to take,
and whatever I do,
I do for your sake.
I'm willi
If You Only KnewIF YOU ONLY KNEW
You are my sunshine-
You are my life-
I would love to be your wife-
I know you're not ready-
I just hope our relationship-
Will remain to be steady-
I know you care-
So I wouldn't dare-
Risk the love that I have to share-
I will do whatever it takes-
And try not to make any mistakes-
I feel my love-
Is sweet and pure -
This I know for sure-
Because what we share-
Is so wonderful-
My love is true-
If you only knew-
I don't mean to be a bother-
I just want to know-
When will we be together-
My feelings are strong-
So will I have to wait long-
When you're ready-
I know you will tell me-
IF YOU ONLY KNEW CONT.
So until we can be together-
I'll just keep waiting-
If you only knew-
Exactly everything-
That I would do-
I know you would-
Want me too-
I will be waiting forever-
I don't want to be your mother-
I want to be your lover-
and your friend too-
I will save everything for you-
If you only knew-
That everything-
That I descri
If YouIf you love me then come to me
If you want me then show me
Don't hide behind the fear for my love is right here
You are a man of greatness an can do so much
So open up your heart and feel the love
You know what you want an so do I
So why don't we just give it a try
If You Realy Love Someone...trust Them And Tell The TruthYou Know when you really truly love someone you should trust them enough to tell them the truth. Testing them is good to a point to see if they really do love you, but when is it testing goes too far. When do we say no more? A heart can be breaken with just the slightest of moves. The pain that can be felt inside is sharp, very painful and then one wonders what more is going to be tested... then sparks a matter of truth. the one testing wants to know if he / she can trust the one they are testing and the one feeling the pain is not being trusted. How should we really handle the way we test the ones we love and find out if they really love us? If we know they love us...Should we have to test them? Is it that our hearts know that they love us but our minds fuck us over and want us to test them and make us do these stupid things? Well whatever it is... I feel the test should not be in the form of lies, it should be in the forms of a foundation. One to build a life on ...not something to b
If You Had Me Alone For 24 HrsIF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE...
L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME?
TELL ME IN A PRIVATE MESSEGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
THEN REPOST THIS BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET.
THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD.
REPOST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME ALONE"
If You Love Them Let Them GoI never believed or understood the statement "If you love something let it go" Til today I realized it was unfair of my to hold on to someone who's heart partially belonged to another. Maybe it was my way of giving her a out with my previous actions. What kind of man would I have been to allow her to be with me if see still had doubts. All I can do is be there for her if and when he breaks her heart and pick up the pieces like any good friend would do.
If You Could Only See.........tonicIf you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Well you got your reasons
And you got your lies
And you got your manipulations
They cut me down to size
Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Seems the road less traveled
Show's happiness unraveled
And you got to take a little dirt
To keep what you love
That's what you gotta do
Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
You're stretching out your arms to something that's just not there
Sayin' you love where you stand
Give your heart when you can
If you could only see the way s
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If You Live Near Atlanta And Like Sci/fiThis is something definitely worth attending. I will be there from Thursday August 30 through Monday September 3rd and drive back to Tampa on Tuesday. It is one big party!!! So if you live in, near or around Atlanta, come on out and say hi!!! Information below:
The annual fantasy and sci/fi convention of the
year -- in Atlanta, is coming up over Labor Day weekend. It is held at the Hyatt Regency, Marriott Marques and Hilton Downtown in Atlanta every year. More than 25,000 people attend this event. If you want to see some of the most intricate, amazing and awesome costumes from your favorite science fiction, fantasy, action and adventure movies, books, TV series and animated adventures, this is the place to be. More info can be found at www.dragoncon.org.
If You Not Nothing To Hide, Why Not Disclose It?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070822/ap_on_go_pr_wh/white_house_secrecy
Justice Dept. argues limits of FOIA law
Justice Dept. argues limits of FOIA law By PETE YOST, Associated Press Writer
2 hours, 8 minutes ago
Opening a new front in the Bush administration's battle to keep its records confidential, the Justice Department is contending that the White House Office of Administration is not subject to the Freedom of Information Act.
The department's argument is in response to a lawsuit trying to force the office to reveal what it knows about the disappearance of White House e-mails.
The Office of Administration provides administrative services, including information technology support, to the Executive Office of the President. Most of the White House is not subject to the FOIA, but certain components within it handle FOIA requests. Last year the Office of Administration processed 65 FOIA requests.
However, the Justice Department maintained in court papers filed Tu
If You Could Pray..Well my little sister has been in the hospital for over 2 months with leukemia.... her pancreas is failing, shes gained 15 pounds..She's had a non stop fever this whole time... I don't know what to do..only pray..
If You SmileWhen my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me
to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear."
Worried I'd make the wrong choice, I asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?"
"Hold them up and imagine them on me," she answered. "If you smile, put them back."
If Your Stupid!ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine,
or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I pai
If You ThinkIf you think you are beaten,you are
If you think you dare not,you don't
If you like to win but think you can't,its almost certain you won't
Life's battles don't always go to the stronger woman or man,but sooner or later those who win are those who think they can
If You Had Me AloneIF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE
If Your BoredIm in a giveaway for a VIP since mine runs out in just a few days. I need 20000 comments...any help would be greatly appreciated!!!
If You Ever Want To KnowMy Lady;
I know you have doubts and I know you are concerned that you will once again be hurt for letting someone in your heart.
As sure as the sun shall rise and the moon will follow I will forever be faithful. As often as the tide will change and the wind will blow I will show you that I love you. As deep as the oceans, as high as the mountains are the lengths I will go to for your happiness. For as long as time will last; so shall my love and devotion for you.
You need only to want these things and to be willing to return them in kind and our time together will be an eternity of happiness and love.
Always & Forever
Love & Cherish
JBEAR
If You've Never Tried It!Bondage, well the word says it all. But people judge thoses who are into bondage for pleasure or pain or both (pleasure pain). Yes there is such a thing call pleasure pain, if you've never experience then you mate ain't doing it right, lol. So, a suggestion:
IF YOU HAVE NEVER TRIED BONDAGE OR BDSM, THEN DON'T DEGARD IT, DOWN IT OR PASS JUDGEMENT, DUE TO THE FACT YOU DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT IT AND WHAT IT CAN AND/OR CANNOT DO! AND ITS NOT YOUR PLACE TO JUDGE, THE LAST I KNEW THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO SPOKE THE WORDS TO WRITE THE BIBLE.
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If You Will Walk With MeWalk with me, the path of life,
to explore every bend of the road
Enjoy with me the beauty of life,
along its wonderful way
Find comfort with me, in each other's arms,
when grief crosses our path
Find strength with me, in each other's strength,
when despair lies in wait
Laugh with me, a single true laugh,
to enlighten another's distress
Cry with me, a single true tear,
to understand true happiness
Cherish with me, the wonders of life,
as they need to be preserved
Rejoice with me, in the mysteries,
of what is yet to be
Find peace with me, in each other's souls,
when the world has gone insane
Find love with me, in each other's hearts,
until this life has been fulfilled
And when the path comes to an end
I hope we can say from within
We've known the beauty of true love,
our love came from within
If You Really Want To Make It...If you really want to make it,
then you have to start from scratch,
ignoring little grievances
that petty people hatch.
You have to keep your temper,
if you want to get ahead,
how many times we've spoken words
we never should have said.
If you really want to make it,
you must proceed with care,
stumbling not along the paths
where angels never dare.
Keeping faith with precepts,
far wiser than your own,
building something lasting,
though your name is never known.
If you really want to make it,
you'll have to learn to be
as forgiving and as patient,
as the Lord has been with thee.
There is no man among us,
so perfect he can claim
immunity from error,
and innocence from blame.
You'll get no special privileges,
whatever your degree,
without a credit in the course
of basic charity.
However great your fortune,
you cannot buy one day...
So live your life remembering
...You are not here to stay!
If You Like To Play Games...make Money Doing ItI have earned $12.00+ on this ladder system type of game. The concept is neat and you can get free "boosters" anyway as you go. It really is a blast to get on and see what can happen as you work up the ladder. I only stop in once in a while, but I have worked up pretty far...
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If You Really Loved Me ....I have a voice comment thingie and a Guest book on my Profile page and hardly anyone has left me anything!
If you really loved me you'd leave me you'd leave me a message or something.
If You Feel The NeedI guess I have some friends on my list that want to talk about me to others. You know who you are...and to whom you are talking..LOL I just want to say...Pft....LOL I am a grown woman and do what I want to do. I have no boyfriend and have not had one. Any online interactions have been illusions and delusions...leave it at that. I don't want to hear about TONGUE and he doesn't want to hear about me...get it? Get over it already!
If You're On My Friends List, I Wanna Know...IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...
I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we never talk,
or if we already know everything about each other. You are
obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends!
1.Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite place to hang out:
5. Favorite pet/animal:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
8. Whats your philosophy on life?
9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail?
12. Do you think I'm attractive?
13. If you could change anything about me, would you?
14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you?
15. What do you wear to sleep?
16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world?
17. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
18. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
19. If you could
If You On My Friends List I Wanna KnowIF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...
I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we never talk,
or if we already know everything about each other. You are
obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends!
1.Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite place to hang out:
5. Favorite pet/animal:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
8. Whats your philosophy on life?
9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail?
12. Do you think I'm attractive?
13. If you could change anything about me, would you?
14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you?
15. What do you wear to sleep?
16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world?
17. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
18. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
19. If you could
If You Had 24 Hours With Me, AloneIF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE
If You Could See Into My Soulhear you choking on your words again,
the secrets in your throat.
And I really wish you'd say
what you're thinking.
We've been down this road
so many times before,
my stomach cannot take it.
I've been killing time ,
You've been crossing lines.
You say:
Get ready, get ready, get ready for this!
I'm taking out my dagger.
Just say it, just say it, just say it for me!
I'm holding it up to your throat.
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready for this?
You don't wanna hear it.
Just say it, just say it, just say it again!
It will tear your soul apart again.
I'm leaving you out in the cold again,
I'll let you freeze to death.
I won't let you see the flames
just the chimney.
Where there's smoke, there's fire
but I'm such a good liar,
you can't read the signals.
And my lips are sealed
from saying words that deal
your shame.
Get ready, get ready, get ready for this!
I'm taking out my dagger.
Just say it, just say it, just say it for me!
I'm holding it u
If You Support HillaryThe Democratic National Committee is currently polling Americans through the Internet to
determine the electability of Hillary Clinton for the presidency of the United States in 2008.
If you would like to show your support for Hillary and encourage her to run
for President of the United States in 2008 please click the link below.
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If You Dont Return The RatesAs of today/tonight i am no longer going to rate anyone who does not return the rates.. I realize that i get points to but it is the gesture of returning the favor so if you dont return the favor i am also removing you from my friends list... This is my way of relaxing after an 8 hour work day so it is not all about the points it is just about being nice showing love and returning the love so please if i am rating your pics or stashes or even blogs i am askiing for you to return the love thank you
April (softwhiterose)
If You Hate“If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.”
~Henry Rollins
If You Had Me AloneAug 31, 2007 7:49 PM
Subject: If you had me alone
Body: If you had me alone, locked up in your room for twenty four hours and we could do whatever you wanted, what would you do with me? Tell me in my inbox, because it's a secret, then repost this in your bulletin. You might be surprised with the responses you get. They could make you laugh or even smile.
If you do not repost this you're a coward!
Repost as: If you had me alone
If You See Me Crying"IF YOU SEE ME CRYING"
IF YOU SEE ME CRYING,
PLEASE DON'T STAY.
I DON'T WANT YOU,
TO SEE ME THIS WAY.
IF YOU SEE ME CRYING,
DON'T ASK WHAT'S WRONG.
IT JUST MEAN'S,
MY PAIN'S NOT GONE.
IF YOU SEE ME CRYING,
DON'T BE SAD.
I'M JUST OVER THE EDGE,
I'VE FINALLY GONE MAD!!!!
IF YOU SEE ME CRYING,
PLEASE UNDERSTAND.
IT'S ALL I'VE KNOWN,
IT'S WHO I AM.
IF YOU SEE ME CRYING,
IT WILL NOT LAST.
IF YOU SEE ME CRYING,
JUST PLEASE DON'T ASK....
by:Paul A.
9-1-07
If You Only KnewIf only you knew,
how my heart overflows with love for you.
If only you could see
the way you fill my hopes and dreams.
You're the owner of my heart,
the ruler supreme.
Even in the dark of night,
I've only to think about you
to feel your loving light
and from this world I drift
feeling as if
I'll never touch the ground again...
If only you knew.
If only you could guess
how I hear your voice when others speak;
for you hold the key to my happiness,
and it's always you my soul seeks.
If only you could feel,
how your very presence
has the power to heal,
all the wounds inside me.
You've made me abandon
the pain of yesterday,
and you've shown me
that the past can no longer
stand in the way
of what I hope to achieve...
If only you knew.
If only you could realize
the way you've shown me
that it's better to give
than to take,
and whatever I do,
I do for your sake.
I'm willing to give you my all
and expect nothing in return.
But, oh how I yearn
for you...
If Your A Friend Of Mine................Peeps,
I got over 800 of ya as friends, which is great but only about half of you have fanned me, so if ya could pls check and make the freak a fan as well.
have a great labor Day everyone!
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Also if you folks need to contact Scrapper please email him, he is a busy guy and really can't take the time for a shout or a friends request asking about your blast or why your mumm was deleted...I'm sure you all can understand that.
If You Read This Blog..Say hi to me if I am online.. so many friends and no one talks to me much, except a select few.. (yeah I know who you are.. :)
Sorry if my first blog seemed bitchy in any way, its just that a girl has to lay down some ground rules...
I am thinking of using this as sort of a personal diary as I go, not sure.. don't wanna run too many of you off with my creepieness..
If You Want To See Them..I have some new pics that are marked for family only.... they are sexually explicit.. NO, its not parts of my body, but me doing something to parts of a mans body! *yummy*
If you want to see them message me so I can add you to my family!
xoxox
If You Believe ~ Walk To Remember Soundtrackclose my eyes,
And even when I'm sleeping
I'm alright,
'Cause You are in my life.
Once upon a time,
I only imagined this
And now You're mine.
Wished for you so hard.
Prayed that You'd find me;
Baby you're here today,
Here to remind me:
If you believe that dreams come true,
There's One that's waiting there for you.
'Cause I believed when I saw You
That when you want something enough,
That it can't escape Your love.
There is nothing in the world that cannot be...
If you believe, oh oh...
Everybody said
That I was a fool to think
That we could be; (Everybody said that...)
That I couldn't get my heart out of my head
But they just didn't see;
No, they just could not have
The feeling that You give,
The places that You go...
If you believe that dreams come true,
There's One that's waiting there for you.
'Cause I believed when I saw You
That when you want something enough,
That it can't escape Your love.
There is nothing in the world that cannot be...
If
If Your A True Friend And Really Care I Need You To Read ThisTHERE IS SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW , THE REASON I HAVE NOT BEEN ON MUCH LATELY. I HAVE BEEN SICK AND IN A LOT OF PAIN I DID'NT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW BUT THEN I GOT WORRIED THAT THE PEOPLE I CARE SO MUCH FOR ON HERE MIGHT THINK THAT I AM JUST AVOIDING THEM AND THAT I DON'T CARE. THIS IS NOT THE CASE I VALUE MY FRIENDSHIPS HERE AND I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY. I AM GOING IN FOR MAJOR SURGERY AT THE END OF THIS MONTH AND I CAN'T GO WITHOUT LETTING YOU ALL KNOW THAT IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO ME THAT I LOVE YOU GUYS THERE ARE SOME THAT HAVE STUCK BY ME THROUGH A LOT AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND THAT THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART FOR THEM. SO IF I AM NOT ON MUCH PLEASE KNOW THAT I AM THINKING OF YOU AND THAT YOU ARE A PART OF LIFE FOREVER AND ALWAYS. THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU GUYS
[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Photos*]
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND AND CAN FORGIVE ME FOR NOT BEING HERE HOPE WE WILL ALL TALK SOON
FOREVER YOUR ANGEL XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOO
If You Play On Xbox Live...If you play on Xbox Live on your Xbox 360, then you need to add me. Forserious. Be sure you tell me who you are though, otherwise, well, I won't know. :D
The gamercard is showing what I've been playing recently. Don't have too many games at the moment, but that's changing, since the 360's still pretty new to me. :D
If You Could SeeIf you could see inside my soul
see inside my heart
you would know how I long for you
whenever we're apart
If you could see inside my head
if thoughts were things to see
you would know how I cherish you
how much you mean to me
In all the ways you comfort me
the way you hold me near
the way you know just what to do
to chase away my fear
The sparkle in your beautiful eyes
your smile, laugh, your touch
are just a few of many reasons
I love you oh so much
Knowing I can talk to you
about any and everything
and knowing together we will get
through whatever life may bring
I could search the whole world over
and this I know is true
I would never find another love
like the love I found with you
Though with each new day, each sunrise
we can't know what's in store
there is one thing I know for sure
each day I love you more
So if you could see inside my head
if thoughts were things to see
you would know I blessed I feel
to have you here with me
If You Want MeIf you want me....so true
I know it?s not my place
To tell you what you?re doing wrong
Sometimes I think about your face
And there?s times that I don?t think of you at all
Yeah
Tell me you need me and I will stay
You believe me and I will wait
That you?ll come back for me
Every time I fall
In your heart there?s just no place
There?s no room to make a mistake
And with one wrong turn
You will never make it home
I know you will never say
What I did that made you feel so small
I spent the whole year on my face
Now with a little help
I will stand up on my own, my own
Tell me you need me and I will stay
You believe me and I will wait
That you?ll come back for me
Every time I fall
In your heart there?s just no place
There?s no room to make a mistake
And with one wrong turn
You will never make it home
Yeah
If you want me
Then you?ve got me
Just never leave me alone
Tell me you need me and I will stay
You believe me
If You Had Me Alone...IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU.SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN YOUR TAG TEAM. COPY THIS AND PASTE IT....
If You On My List And Havent Yet.....if you on my friends fans or family lists plz check me out and if you havent rated my non nsfws plz do so i can rate up. if you did tyvm. hagn and hit me up cause im bored as hell!!!! lol
If You Need To Say Who You Are; You Aren't----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Rich
Date: Sep 11, 2007 8:49 AM
When I look inside and see that I am nothing that's wisdom. When I look outside and see I am everything that is love. Between both of those two; that is my life. If you need to say who you are, you truly aren't. Your past is important, but it is not nearly as important to your present as is the way you see your future. If you keep hope in the future there is power in the present. Today's fringe benefits are tomorrows expectations. Understand; Regardless of your past, your future is a clean slate. You already possess every characteristic necessary for success. Remember, happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely upon what you think. The surest way to knock a chip off a shoulder is a pat on the back. Whatever happens throughout your life, do not lose hold of the two main ropes of life ~ hope and faith. Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capital
If YouIf you
If you ever leave me
Will you take
me with you
Ore will you go
away
Without something
to say
Then I know
For shure
The memory's
will forever
Endure
Painthings
And flashes
One my mind
Will be
The memory's
Of ones
You in my
live
If You Only Read One Bulletin Today ...Thanks TotalReality2012
Date: Sep 13, 2007 7:05 PM
WITH THIS VIDEO, I'VE ATTEMPTED TO HIGHLIGHT THE 9/11 COINCIDENCES WITH WHAT'S GOING ON GEOPOLITICALLY WITH THE UPCOMING WAR WITH IRAN, THE CRASHING US DOLLAR, AND THE ONGOING MERGER BETWEEN THE US, CANADA & MEXICO INTO A NORTH AMERICAN UNION.#
FOR THESE EVENTS TO TAKE PLACE, AND ACCEPTED BY THE GENERAL PUBLIC, THERE FIRST HAS TO BE ANOTHER CATALYSING EVENT OF A MAGNITUDE EXTREME ENOUGH TO WARRANT MARTIAL LAW & OPENLY DISSOLVING OUR COUNTRIES INTO ONE NATION.
THE SEPTEMBER 11TH ATTACKS HAVE BEEN USED TO ENGINEER THE PLANET INTO
AN INTERCONNECTED GLOBAL POLICE STATE, BEEN USED TO PASS DRACONIAN LAWS AND
ENTER INTO WARS OF IMPERIALISM, IN AN ATTEMPT TO VANQUISH NATIONS NOT UNDER CONTROL
OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER.
AS THEY'RE PLACING HUMANITY UNDER A TIGHTLY KNIT, HIGH-TECH TRACKING SYSTEM, THERE IS JUST THE NEED FOR ANOTHER MAJOR EVENT TO TAKE OVERT CONTROL OF OUR COUNTRIES AND LIVES, TO USHER IN THE NIGHTMAR
If You Haven'tIf you haven't been by in a few days or haven't figured it out yet...
Check the news stash for updates, i do them at least daily if not more often.
If all you're looking for is pics, I'm going to start trying to put the dates of the last picture posted in the album title so you have a clue where to start...
If you haven't been here in the past few days - Check ALL the albums, lol, i moved everything around, added alot of random things in different albums... it looks messy now, but it'll work out better in the long run.
If you're interested in poetry at all, the NSFW is in my ramblings blog... the SFW's are all in my Dunno Stash. (please comment them whether they're sfw or nsfw, i don't care about the points, i'm really curious as to what people think)
If you haven't read my profile... go read it now :p
lol
love you guys
Sin
If You WantAS YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO SCHOOL I HAVE TOLD YOU ALL AND IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ME SHOUT ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY NUMBA UMM I WONT BE ABLE TO GET ON NET FOR A WEEK OR TWO AT FIRST ONCE I HAVE GOTTEN THERE BUT WILL RESUME AS SOON AS I CAN
BUT IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IN TOUCH SHOUT BOX ME
If You Remember Your Hearthard times fall before us,sometimes like a mountain we must climb,and at times it seems so hard,...but when we are on top again we remember how we got there once again,If you remember your heart and who is there and don't forget,even if your heart is to remember that one specail friend and that keeps you smiling,...you have the strength to keep going,that is what it is to remember your heart.
If You Had Me AloneIF U HAD ME ALONE.........LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR 24 HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED TOO,WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME?
EMAIL ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS........CUZ IT'S A SECRET......!!
THEN REPOST THIS BULLETIN.....YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET.
THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE...............
OR IT COULD REALLY FREAK YOU OUT.......LOL.
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING...........IF YOU HAD ME ALONE.
If You're Ever Bored...You can play...Monkey Kick Off!
So far my highest score is 4560 :D
I know FunkyMunky will appreciate this game LOL
Ok since the game itself didn't load well um can you see the icon for it below and click to get to the site to play?
Monkey Kick OffKick the ball as far as you can!
Play this free game now!!
If You Had Sex With Me1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch me?
24. Would you let me scratch you?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
26. Would you date
If You Were On My YahooHey if you were on my yahoo list... jennifer_lynn1978 then you might want to send me a message so i can re-add you. I accidentally deleted my list haha yeah i suck.
If You Like Herbal Remedies...Weed is...well is there anything else to say? It is a lot of things for a lot of people. Personally its my foundation for life. I don't know how i made it through the first eight years of my life without it. Anyone else agree?
If You Can't TellI'm a little pissed. The person I was supposed to be going out with tonight backed out last minute. She calls me at 7:30 and is like I'm just waking up and I'm not feeling well. Tons of other excuses blah. I swear.
If You Pray...then please keep my two friends in your thoughts for a while. they just lost their 2-year old son wednesday night. i cannot imagine how this feels; i hope i never know. please remember them; they need all the help they can get right now.
If You Didnt Know!Just to let everyone know!That only unattractive overweight males could only be interested in me. Cause a newbie on here says so!
Bite Me: 3 losers or 4 all of the above.
Bite Me: 2. flat slobs
Bite Me: because they are either one...ugly mother fuckers
lol.. Thats what he said to me after he rated me a one and said why would anyone would want me or see my NSFW pictures. :p Anyways, Hes a retard!
If he has negative stuff to say about people then why is he to chicken shit to put up a picture of himself?
Okay that is my rant for tonight! I hope everyone has a great weekend!
Love all my friends,
Mysti
If You Canplease come and help me help out a good family member of mine i will return love back to you if u do so anyone to drop 50 comments will buy u a gift of some sort..muah thanx
If You Knew Whats In My HeartIf you could see whats
in my heart
since you're gone my world
is torn apart
without you life means nil
and the birds are quietly still
my life is upside down,
my smiles have turned to
frowns
and when the night comes round , t here isn a sound
So if you could see whats in my heart, not hate or fire...but you
If You Don't Like Me!If you don't like me! Click on the BLOCK THIS USER link and approve the block. Then don't be obsessive and keep coming by my profile harassing people. There are 1,180,376 fubar members, if you don't like me why hang around?
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If You Like To Bomb Come Joinok if you wanna join a good fubar bomber family that has nice ppl and if you want to meet some nice ppl you can click on this link and read the rules and someone will get back to you
FUS-CHERRY-BOMBERS-FAMILY@ fubar
If You Thinkabout It....THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
Birthdays are good for you;the more you have,the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors youdidn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollierthan the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our gravewith our music still inside of us.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world,but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much funto only make once.
Don't cry because it's over;smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:some are sharp, some are pretty,some are dull, some have weird names,and all are different colors....butthey all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one whocan enjoy the scenery on a detour.
If You Need To Help With Care Giving In Your Home Contact This Organtion>>Plz Contact Your Local easter seals Chapter at WWW.easterseals-fw.org in Ft worth area . or look online for your local chapter in your area or state.
This organition will help all who needs to equip. a home or your home, to care for a loved on , at home ,
so you wont have to place them in a nursing facility . so many are abused at these homes . So plz ask this organition questions and to help you with such things as adult diapers , hand
bars for a bath or shower, lifts to put in bed or wheel chair , or a wheel chair if person needs one, a hospital bed. any and all things
they will provide you with for this elderly or needed person. Even ask about a ramp to get them in and out of your home. Nursing Homes are not your only answer now . Love to all. Do ask and they Easter seals will help with all your needs . call them Now. This is free aat no cost to you the Easter Seals wwill help with out any cost to you . It is their way to help .
hugsssssss diana..
If You Like ThisI have been thinking about this finally in a ROMANTIC way. Ya since I am a Romantic at heart. Take some strawberries and some cheese, and some other things. Make a little platter. Get some sparkling cider since I don't drink. Meet at the beach sometime just before sun down. Sit on a blanket and talk, get to know one another. And if there is any connection. Hope that there would be another time when we could get together.
If you like this or a man like this please leave me a message. Or send me a private message if your local or gonna be in the area.
If You Can't Botherguys... especially those NOT in my friends list yet... please remember, i put these things up for you guys but that doesn't mean you get to just walk in, jerk off and leave.
if you have not been added.... if i don't see a rate, a picture rate, a fan, something that shows that you're interested, your request will be denied.
if you have been added already and have not done these things, get the hell to it, i'm going to start making lists, and blocking people... locking the albums creates a hassle, but I will do it if that's what it takes.
seriously, remember i am a real fuckin person here... i don't go play with myself lookin at your nsfw's and walk away (although some of you might want me to)... don't do it to mine. Say hello (read: HELLO, not NICE PUSSY)... rate something that gives points... leave comments that say more than i wanna do you in both holes baby... seriously... i do what i can to keep you happy, and i ask very little in return... please guys, gimme some love and
If You're A Hater, Get Bent!I am sick and tired of all the haters on this site who have nothing constructive to say about anything. My answer to this is simple.
Spread hate on my page, you will be blocked. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
Is that simple enough?
If You Support Our Us Military, Come Here!- Get Your Own
Do you SUPPORT our NATIONS troups? Do you want to be supportive to them and talk to them? Well come on down to the Soldiers Playground, where all the troups are and in need of the US people's support. They are people too who volunteered to fight for us, gettin killed for us and their families!! Support their families as well as they too are important!! Join us please!
If You Like CountryIf you like country music, and in particular Rascal Flatts, their new cd 'Still Feels Good' is excellent as expected. Listening to it today and there is not a bad song on it. :P It's awesome. :-)
If You Still Wanna Chat It Up With MeIm not really into this site anymore, and I miss so many of you, but since I hardly log onto here, you can find me on my space. Send me some love there myspace.com/such_a_weenie
miss you guys
If You Thought....If somebody thought they was your everything, then why are they making you cry...
ugh, I just wanna say whatever.... but I just ask why I am I hurting if I wanna act like I dont care....
If You Dont Like The Road Your Walking, Start Paving Another One.A time comes in my life when I finally got it ... when, in the midst of all my fears & insanity, I stopped dead in my tracks & somewhere the voice inside my head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting & crying or struggling 2 hold on. &, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, my sobs begin 2 subside, I shudder once or twice, I blink back my tears & begin 2 look @ the world through new eyes. This is MY awakening. I realized it's time 2 stop hoping & waiting 4 something 2 change...or 4 happiness, safety & security 2 come galloping over the next horizon. I come 2 terms w/the fact that I am not Cinderella & that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings 4 that matter) & that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with YOU...& in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. I have awaken 2 the fact that I am not perfect & that not every1 will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what I am...and that's OK. They R entitled 2 th
If You Don't SucceedDon't try and force me
I'm not willing
to be broken.
Watching life pass me by
I'm on my own
I'm so afraid to try
I won't cry anymore
I'm out of excuses
I'm not holding back
Don't turn back now
I am asking for help
But you won't save me
I'll make my own mistakes
Watching life pass me by
I'm on my own
I'm so afraid to try
I won't cry anymore
I will try
I will try
will try
I know I have to try
even if i fail
Watching life pass me by
I'm on my own
I'm so afraid to try
I won't cry anymore
©ALightDivided2007
If You Hate Your Job Check This Out..........lolRectal Thermometer
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing, make yourself a cocktail and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so GLAD I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson."
Have a great day!
If Your From Va..Things I have learned living in Virginia:
1. A Possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2."Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
3. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
4. "Jaw-P" means "Did ya'll go to the bathroom?"
5. People actually grow AND eat okra.
6. "Fixinto" is one word.
7. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper.
8. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
9. Backards and forards means "I know everything about you."
10. The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
11. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
12. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM Virginia IF:
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. Y
If You Were To Die Tonight Would You Of Said All Your Good Byes Or?Would you of said to all the friends ,family and loves ?. Or would there be words unsaid, that you couldnt bring yourself to say ?; Do you let all know now that you have love and care for them ;Or that they have made your life better by being in it?. Garth Brooks has a song if Tomorrow Never Comes. We all seem to want to say things, but we cant bring ourselves to, even when the end comes, We cant seem to express all , Yet we try not to have regrets ;as to what we have left others in our word and actions. Love is the way to let all know you were here and how you lived and felt .; You did live ;you did love and you will die but, you will over come and ressurrect to life again in Christ . Amen!!!!!
If You Dont Know By Now...then you should! shes one of the GREATEST gals I met here! Shes got 112k to level and Im runnin on time to get her there... can ya help me out a bit?
she got plenty of stash and pics to rate.. or just fan and friend her if you aint already!
ωιѕђƒuΊ♥tђιŋЌιŋg@ fubar
If You Forget MeI want you to know
one thing.
You know how this is:
if I look
at the crystal moon, at the red branch
of the slow autumn at my window,
if I touch
near the fire
the impalpable ash
or the wrinkled body of the log,
everything carries me to you,
as if everything that exists,
aromas, light, metals,
were little boats
that sail
toward those isles of yours that wait for me.
Well, now,
if little by little you stop loving me
I shall stop loving you little by little.
If suddenly
you forget me
do not look for me,
for I shall already have forgotten you.
If you think it long and mad,
the wind of banners
that passes through my life,
and you decide
to leave me at the shore
of the heart where I have roots,
remember
that on that day,
at that hour,
I shall lift my arms
and my roots will set off
to seek another land.
But
if each day,
each hour,
you feel that you are destined for me
with implacable sweetness,
if each day a flower
climbs up to your lips to s
If You Think You Know Me .you think you know me and what iam about
but you dont have a clue and need to get out
my business is mine until i share
and if you dont like it i really dont care
you think you know who i think about today
you think you know with who i play
you think you know my desires n dreams
you think you know me so it seems
i hate to burst that bubble you in
you dont know shit unless i let you in
i share what i choose you inhale it quick
and then yu become my favorite trick
you talk ya shit like you truly know me
but what you dont know is what you dont see
you dont know who i love or who i fuck
yu just hate cause yu aint got my luck
if you knew half of what you think you know
youd see that you should hush ya mouth n go
you see what i want and can never know me
cause i have my wall up in close youll never be
those real and not trife know my soul
they know the real me they know the whole
if you think
If You Were Just AddedUsually i space this type of post apart more, i know i did one relatively recently, but due to my wonderful friends and the birthday blasts i seem to have gotten a growth spurt in my friends list.
Things to remember:
Although I have NSFW's, if people stop rating the SFW's, the NSFW's will be locked. i've done it before, i'll do it again.
Crude comments are fine in pic comments, they are NOT fine in my shout box. (creepy comments that scare people aren't fine anywhere) advertising belongs on your own page, and x-rated animated gifs as well as music players will be deleted.
I really don't want to see your nsfw's (unless you're a chick - and no, that doesn't mean i want to see you screwing your girlfriend, guys). Also, i NEVER comment on them, so again, don't ask. If i happen to peek at them, more than likely you will not even see a rate from me.
I am taken. Stop asking.
My family pictures are family at MY discretion, don't ask to unlock, don't ask to get in. Stop using
If You Could!!!!!!IF YOU COULD SEE INSIDE MY SOUL
SEE INSIDE MY HEART
YOU WOULD KNOW HOW I LONG FOR YOU
NOW THAT WE ARE APART.
IF YOU COULD SEE INSIDE MY HEAD
IF THOUGHTS WERE THINGS TO SEE
YOU WOULD KNOW HOW I CHERISH YOU
HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME.
IN ALL THE WAYS YOU COMFORT ME
WHAT YOU SAY EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT NEAR
THE WAY YOU KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY
TO CHASE AWAY MY FEARS.
KNOWING I CAN TALK TO YOU
ABOUT ANY AND EVERYTHING
AND KNOWING TOGETHER WE CAN ACCEPT
WHAT EVER LIFE WILL BRING
I COULD SEARCH THE WHOLE WORLD OVER
AND THIS IS THE HONEST TRUTH
I WOULD NEVER FIND SOMEONE AS HONEST
LIKE THAT HONESTY I FOUND IN YOU.
SO IF YOU COULD SEE INSIDE MY HEAD
IF THOUGHTS WERE THINGS TO SEE
YOU WOULD KNOW IT BE A BLESSING
TO HAVE YOU RETURN SOUND AND SAFE INDEED
If You Only Knew What It's Like To Know"Unfaithful"
Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company
He's more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
The clouds are rolling in
Because I'm gone again
And to him I just can't be true
And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer
I feel it in the air
As I'm doing my hair
Preparing for another date
A kiss upon my cheek
As he reluctantly
Asks if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well
Cause I k
If You Have A Myspace Page Too...I am on here with alot of other women who's breast are beautiful.. So go check them out and comment them ... Love Ya. and thanks
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=238056806&MyToken=c4151547-51b4-4b56-b4e0-453760deacca
If You'e Going To Be A King, Be A King"In the second year of Joash son of Jehoahaz king of Israel reigned Amaziah the son of Joash king of Judah." 2 Kings 14 is the first of several chapters which deal more with the kings than the actions of the prophets in Israel and Judah, and the events of this chapter cover a total of fifty-six years. We'll be jumping back and forth a bit, and some of what the author assumes his audience knew about their roots may sound strange to our ears, but the usual suspects in the collapse of any civilization -- national apathy and spiritual indifference with a healthy dose of foreign invasion thrown in -- are all too common in history. We just change the names.
So Amaziah becomes king of Judah when he's twenty five and rules for twenty-nine years from Judah's capital of Jerusalem, it's said in verse two. Verse three continues that Amaziah did what was right in the eyes of the LORD, but not as intensely as David (his ancestor, who in Israel and Judah cast a long shadow as George Washington doe
If You Dont Wanna Get BlockedThen its real simple
Dont talk to Me like im some whore bc of my pics
And rate more then my NSFW pics it gives me no points im not a point whore but why would u even waste ur rates on pics u cant even get points for it makes no since dont get me wrong i dont care u rate them but rate some of my reg. pics i like points even if u dont
if i have to keep telling u guys this i will just block you
And when i see someone rate my reg. pics they get 11's from me
But if u dont then u get shit from me and thats it
i dont care if i seem like a bitch its my page its my rules
thank you
If You Like The Picshey guys, if you like the pics posted last night and the ones that i'll be posting shortly (after he edits them and after i post them that is)...
please take a moment and stop by and visit the photographer
leepus@ fubar
come on, i know you all know how to show love ;)
Sin
If You Do Nothing Else Today...Even if you hate animals, feeding them through this helps you avoid having to feed them yourself.
Breathing is kinda nice, too.
He used to be homeless and hungry. If you love me, click this and feed someone like him.
Half the men on here are out for the nude women. If you like boobs, click this. If you hate boobs, click it anyways so people don't die.
You were a child once...
If you can't read, you can't use the internet. Help someone else get addicted to fubar, teach them to read.
Please repost this, and click them daily. If you're wasting your time fucking whoring out some shitty fubar radio station, earning make believe points for contests, or asking people to rate you and shit, then you can waste a minute and a half to click these links and do some fucking good.
And if you don't think this is worthwhile...you've got a blacker soul than I do, and not in the awesome metal way.
If You Like Butterscotch, Then You Will Love This Recipe...Subject: if you like Butterscotch, then you will love this Recipe...
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| Bananascotch Treats Recipe
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|
| Ingredients:
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| 1/2 cup butter
| 1 (3.5 ounce) package instant butterscotch
| pudding mix
| 2 eggs
| 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
| 1 cup all-purpose flour
| 3 ripe bananas
| 1/2 cup dates, pitted and chopped
| 2 cups rolled oats
| 1/3 cup vegetable oil
| 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
| 1 teaspoon baking powder
| 1/2 cup milk
| 1 cup rolled oats
| 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips or M&M's
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| Directions:
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| Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
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| In a large bowl Mix the butter or margarine, instant pudding mix, eggs, and
| vanilla, mash the bananas. Stir in oats, dates, oil and vanilla. Mix in the
| flour, baking powder, milk, oats and chocolate chips (or M&M's). Mix & Stir well and
| allow to sit for 15 minutes.
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| Bake in 9 inch pan for 20 to 25 minutes at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
| Frost with chocolate icing.
If You Had Sex With Me1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch me?
24. Would you let me scratch you?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
26. Would you date
If Youwant to use any pics--I don't mind--just let me know so I cann see what you do with them. I've been asked about it before--so the best answer I can come up with is o.k.
If You Really Know Me!!??Good morning peeps.....this is to see how many people really know me and what I am about....If you know me you know I love TRUE friends and will not be a fake for anyone!! SOOOOooooooo......
This person has shown himself to be a friend and took the time to stop and talk without trying to...well you know.....be a perv!!
Please add/fan him since you can't rate.....sucks right??!! Thanks to all of you who take the time to be my TRUE FRIENDS.....I LUV YA.....MUAHHSSSSSSSS:):)
Myspace Comments
If Youre Going To Do It, Grow A Pair!Only 14 year old girls try to overdose on Tylenol. YAWN. How about killing yourself with some style? How about killing yourself like a man? Here are some manly ways to shove off this mortal coil, along with ratings for each category from 1 to 10:
Eat a tub full of beans:
Manliness: 8 Style: 4 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 5
What you need: a tub, enough beans to fill said tub.
How to do it: just dig in, you chunky son of a bitch! Keep eating until you can't possibly eat anymore, then eat some more. Your gut will rupture and you will shit yourself. The cool thing about this method is that it's not only disgusting to clean up, but you'll probably be so bloated from the beans (choose Van Camp's by the way, not Bush's baked beans unless you like the taste of beans pickled in ball sweat) that you probably won't fit in the casket without some serious re constructive surgery. Guess who's footing the bill for that one? That's right: friends and family. Just kidding. You have no friends.
If You Are Going To Be An Ass......At least have the balls to let me respond to your damn comment. Don't send me an email saying how ugly I am and then block me! Grow some damn balls!
Anyone who feels like checking the ass munch who did so
http://www.fubar.com/user/1050402
Have a GREAT day!
If You Love Someone, Set Them Free?The Man I fell head over heels in love with suffers from Myeloma (Bone Cancer) and Leukemia. He is in stage 3 of his illness. It mean he is terminal. A short time ago he had an amputation. He also has a mass in his lungs. The progression has been devistating. It eats him away like a rapacious creditor. He daily struggled just to get up and breath sometimes.
About a month ago we had parted ways for a few days. I knew at that time he was trying to push me away to spare me from the devistating disease tearing through him. Without faltering I did not go away.
This time it is different. I think he honestly wants me to leave him be. He has now refused further treatments and does not want to deal with anything anymore.
I can not let him go. I know if you love something set it free...but I don't think I can.
I told him I would love him forever..not to just to the last breath that he draws, but to my last breath.
If Your HurtIf your hurt, cheer up!
Don't just cry on the side...
It wouldn't help you...
Instead, Go on with your life!
remember?!
Your were once the strongest sperm of your dad...
Go spermie!!! :-P
(^_^)
If Your Happy...if your happy and you know clap your hands
don't ask why i'm singing that song is my head for i liked to know that too
make it stop get it out of my head now
If Your Notplease become my fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!Chances are i'm already urz if ur on my friends list!
If You Only KnewIf You Only Knew
by BlueWolf ©
If you only knew,
Days are filled with thoughts
and dreams of you,
Sometimes in the silent night,
I see the glow of your
Heart's tender light,
How I wish to feel your touch,
To be in your arms tender clutch,
My love for you will never undo,
If you only knew.............
"if You Don't Like It, Then Just Get Out!"What a stupid phrase this is. If it wasn't for ill feelings towards government and social structure us Americans would still be British. All you red necks who say "if you don't support the government then you can just get the hell out" or make similar statements, why don't you just move to England where they still have a monarchy?
Seriously, read a freakin' history book.
The End
If You Have Cancer!On my profile page there is a MUST WATCH video if you have cancer! It is 2 hours long, by Dr. Lorraine Day who had cancer and was cured of her cancer WITHOUT chemotherapy or radiation treatment or drugs!!!
If You Have Kids---read This!!! Halloween Warning For Parentcandy warning if your a parent please READ
Body: IF YOU HAVE KIDS---READ THIS!!! Halloween Warning for Parent
PLEASE PASS THIS TO ANYONE THAT HAS CHILDREN!!
Parents Beware
Halloween Warning for Parents
There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition.
It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange.
It looks just like pop rocks.
Please instruct children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc.
Pass this around it could save some family a lot of heartache!
They call it strawberry meth or strawberry quick.
Special Agent Todd V. Coleman
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
U.S. Immigra
If You Wanna View My Nsfw Pics!MY NSFW (NUDES) PICS..THEIR LISTED AS FRIENDS ONLY NOW..
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If You Want Me To Love You....If i dont call you
[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ]
When i walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]
When i stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]
When i push you or hit you
[ Grab me and dont let go ]
When i start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]
When im quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ]
When i ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]
When i pull away
[ Pull me back ]
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me im beautiful ]
When you see me start crying
[Just hold me and dont say a word ]
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]
When im scared
[ Protect me ]
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]
When i steal your favorite hat
[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When i tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]
When i dont answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ]
When i look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When i sa
If You Say Itif you say it
mean it
i dont want empty words
i dont want empty promises
if you say it
show it
i want action
i want feeling
if you say it
dont play with it
dont use it aginst me
dont force it on me
just tell me
if you say it
say it with feeling
say it with meaning
mean and feel what you say
dont tell me if you dont mean it
if you say it,
those three little words
they have to be said
from the heart
say "i love you" to me
but mean it when you do.
If Your InterestedI'm just going to say it. I love money. So while I'm online I'm usaully trying to finding ways to make extra cash to buy the little things that make life fun (money for cosmos on a Friday night, that pair of cute pair of earrings, over priced coffee, etc.) So I thought I'd share those sites I like with the people on here. Why you might ask? Well because I believe in the phrase "Share the wealth" and because a lot of these programs will give you something for your friends signing up (just being honest). So why am I not bombarding people with endless messages about how you can make tons of money at whatever website?..
I hate spam. I hate getting it in my email, on my comments and in bulletins. So I don't post things I like that way. If you wants to read about various opportunities to make money online great. You'll love reading my blogs. I'm not going to post sites that make ridiculous claims like "make $3,000 this week" or "get your free playstation 3". What I'll be postin
If You Find Yourself...If you find yourself riding a horse at full speed and you notice a giraffe is beside you, an elephant is in front of you, and a lion is behind you... You're Drunk. Get off the Carousal.
If You Wanna Ever Come Meet Me!To contact me, jump on the next space shuttle and hitch a ride with the jetsons to a place called "Taxco 9" Here, you'll meet a guy named Faberuberwagen McSloogenlahgen, and ask him if he can drive you a place called "Adam's Villa". from there , you'll hich a ride on a sapcebus to my home planet "Liquid Density Measurement" and look fore the biggest castle on the planet made out of guranium, and knock on the door that says "For B's only". A guy named Tommy will greet you and he will try to kill you. Just say that he left the faucet on in the bathroom and he will run like hell to go turn it off. Finally, you'll see my personal butler named sean, and he will give you a piggy-back ride to my Super secret Uber Lair. And then I pull a lever and you fall into another dimension of eternal pain and suffering for all eternity. Have Fun!!!
If You Had Sex With Me1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch me?
24. Would you let me scratch you?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
26. Would you date
If You Wanna Chat Fasteri am on here from time to time, but i am usually on yahoo messenger or msn messenger, hit me up for my screen names, i know some people have it and some dont, so if you would like to talk there let me know
thank yall
If Your Interested...Iv extended my search for someone...hoping to have better results. There is much more about me in greater detail on my OkCupid Profile...for any girls who might be interested...heres the link.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=LonelySoul101
If You Are.....If you are ANYTHING like this guy.....check him out ..read his profile...... http://www.fubar.com/user/1243012 ....
DO NOT!!!...I repeat! DO NOT!!! Bother comeing to my profile..Dont even fucking look my way....Its assholes like this that ruin it for the nice guys!!
If You Got Something To Say To Me, About Me Say It To My Face..Ok so for some of you who don't know I used to be an owner in Blitzed out. I decided to stop for a few reasons.. The primary reason being for myself.
For this I have been called a backstabber and well I guess that would seem right to some who like to look at a one sided argument. The simple fact of the matter is that I need a break from owning.. any kind of responsibility so I can get my stuff back on track. Did anyone ever bother to ask that? No.. what always mattered what was going on with them.. I'd be there to listen and help people..
So why is it now that I'm a backstabber? Because I'm friends with certain people my friends may not like and the path that I chose was to do my own thing versus trying to keep all my broken family together like I always did? Because I chose option B and chose to do not what everyone else was doing? Well fuck that I'm not going to the lounge "everyone" is in just because its a busy lounge..
I'm not responsible for what everyone else does
If You Go AwayGirl, I just cant live without you
I know I hurt you
Thats the last thing I meant to do
Sometimes I can be careless and blind
Can you forgive the fool that Ive been?
You know I love you
You're the one thing I have thats true
My life used to be nothing to me
I never want to feel that again
Chorus:
If you go away girl
You're taking my heart with you
If you go away girl
You'll be breaking my heart in two
If you only stay girl
I promise you the world
So please don't ever go away
You know I need you
I'm so sorry that I made you cry
You are everything good in my life
Your tears have finally opened my eyes
Chorus
I was so wrong to ever look at another baby
Even the strongest man can stumble and fall
And Ill do anything for you
Anything to be in your arms again
Baby don't let this be the end
Chorus
Girl, I just cant live without you
Never, ever leave me girl
You promised your love to me forever
Say you'll never leave me girl (repeat and fade)
T
If You Love Them; Let Them Know.........One of the greatest weaknesses of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still with them. Love is simple; show it. I hear it from so many broken hearts out there. "I wish I would of hugged them or told them I loved them more." Romance is the icing but love is the cake.
Real love is a passionate spiritual-emotional-sexual attachment between a man and a women that reflects a high regard for the value of each other's person. It's called respect for the one you love. Don't ever lose that. For a marriage to last it must be one long love affair.
Story writers say that love is concerned only with young people, and the excitement and glamor of romance end at the alter. How blind they are. The best romance is inside marriage; the finest love stories come after the wedding, not before.
To fall in love. Look with your heart not your eyes. The heart has reasons that reason does not understand. What the heart knows today the head will understand
If You've Ever Been Misunderstood, Read On.misunderstanding is part of the fun of living in a society. You say "A dog farts in the wind while a rainbow kicks a leprachaun's ass".
the other person only hears the word "rainbow" and says, "You like rainbows? You pansy!"
"no no", you reply "I'm talking about dog farts".
"WHAT!?!?", they reply, "You like ass?" - etc etc...
Bad communicators pick ONE WORD out of the previous thing you said and expound on it, rather than hearing the whole thing. It's their mental deficiency, not yours.
What do you think?
If You Only Knewif you only knew....
How much i care about you
How much i love you
How you make me smile
and how make me feel
if you only knew.....
that i want to be with you
by your side, to comfort you
when the times you cried,
if you only knew....
if you only knew...
How my heart aches for you
and how when i see you i yearn t o touch you
the softness of your kiss
the softness of your touch
to hear the angelic voice of you.
If you only knew...that i am nothing with out you
If You Have A Dog... Please Read ThisIf you have a dog... PLEASE read this and send it on. If you don't have a dog, please pass along to friends who do.
Written by: Laurinda Morris, DVM
Danville Veterinary Clinic
Danville , Ohio
This week I had the first case in history of raisin toxicity ever seen at MedVet. My patient was a 56-pound, 5 yr old male neutered lab mix that ate half a canister of raisins sometime between 7:30 AM and 4:30 PM on Tuesday. He started with vomiting, diarrhea and shaking about 1AM on Wednesday but the owner didn't call my emergency service until 7AM.
I had heard somewhere about raisins AND grapes causing acute Renal failure but hadn't seen any formal paper on the subject. We had her bring the dog in immediately. In the meantime, I called the ER service at MedVet, and the doctor there was like me - had heard something about it, but.... Anyway, we contacted the ASPCA National Animal Poison Control Center and they said to give I V fluids at 1 1/2 times maintenance and watch the ki
If Your A Guy, Ya Might Wanna Skim This.lolIf I don't call you
[ Its because I'm waiting for you to call me ]
When I walk away from you angry
[ Follow me ]
When I stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]
When I push you or hit you
[ Grab me and don't let go ]
When I start swearing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]
When I'm quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ]
When I ignore you
[ Give me all of your attention ]
When I pull away
[ Pull me back ]
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me I'm beautiful ]
When you see me start crying
[ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ]
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]
When I'm scared
[ Protect me ]
When I lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me... or kiss my forehead ]
When I grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]
When I tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]
When I don't answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ]
When I look at you with
If You Cant Stand The Heat....then Grab Some Ice!!!They thought they had what it takes,They thought they could be King Of The Hill,They were wrong,In a World where lounges pop up everyday Only One Stands Above the rest CLUB FANTASIA
Club Fantasia is looking for new members, along with new staff...Bartenders,greeters,promoters and Dj's
Come Join Fantasia A Place where the ppl are friendly and the party never stops!!!
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Kerry*Owner of Club Fantasia* Flaws Baby*Too Raw *@ fubar
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If You Sent Me...Hi All!
With my schedule starting today...I will be out every night this week for at least a little...rehearsals, auditions, doctor's appointments, etc., I have probably missed comments I was to send back to you. Please know that I didn't ignore them, I just had other comments left that had them move off of my page. Sooooooooooooooooo, if you would like to send them again, I will make every effort to send them back to you!!! With friends like you, how could I not????? Thanks!
If You Had Me Alone...IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE...
L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME?
TELL ME IN A PRIVATE MESSEGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
THEN REPOST THIS BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET.
THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD.
REPOST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME ALONE"
If You Want...I changed my blog from blogger to livejournal.
So join me and add me...
http://thisheart-jls.livejournal.com/
Thanks...
If You Want #2Or you can use this link:
https://www.livejournal.com/create.bml?from=thisheart_jls
thanks...
If You Need To Know About Salute Pics Etc. .......here Ya Go!What is a Salute and why should I make one?
A salute is a candid photo of yourself holding a HANDWRITTEN sign with your screen name, member ID, and fubar.com proving to the world that you’re the real person behind your fubar profile. Members often write their information on their hands, feet or other body parts. Please do not submit NSFW salutes. You will NOT be able to move up past level 10 without a verified salute.
How do I make a Salute?
Take a photo of yourself with the following information clearly displayed in the photo.
1. Your SCREEN NAME,
2. Your Member ID number, (which is located in the end of your URL address; www.fubar.com/user/22)
3. AND, the words: fubar
The following items will be accepted as a complimentary addition to your salute:
You wearing a fubar t-shirt or you in front of your fubar homepage (not your profile page or any other fubar page) that is CLEARLY visible.
* Photoshopped or any “type” print will NOT be accepted.
* Grainy and
If You Laugh....lolA guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
If You Laugh LolA guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
If You Would Like To Be My Fu Wife *****read This Please *****ok since my contest was a total disaster i am gonna get myself a fu wife by doing it this way : i am gonna take applications and here is what i want you to tell me if you are applying
1.why you want to be my fu wife
2.what do you expect from me as your fu husband
3.what you like the most about me
4.what makes you think you would make a good fu wife for me
5.pick a pic of mine and rate it and then comment and tell me why you like it
not too much to ask is it ???/
so if you are REALLY interested please send me an e-mail with the above criteria in it .
oh a pic of yourself is a plus too when it comes to you being considered
If You Love History, You Will Appreciate These Old Photos!If you love history, you will appreciate these old photos!Unusual old pictures! Look closely at the pictures, they are soldiers and sailors. During the WW I years, Arthur S. Mole and John D. Thomas Made some incredible human pictures by using Thousands of sailors or soldiers in uniform to create the following images.
If You Don't Tell MeIF YOU DON'T TELL ME
By WILLY SENKIWSKY 1/6/05 1:00 pm, A-Harp, Key of E, Midtempo Boogie
We've been goin out so long
Baby we been goin out so long
But if you don't tell me I think nothin is wrong!
It never bothered me the smell of my socks
I'd rather hear the Blues than psychedelic rock!
Leavin the seat up; am I the only one?!
If you don't tell me nothin will be done!
I was out back shooting at squirrels
You're lookin for perfection in an imperfect world!
I'm too old to change that should be plain to see
But I don't know what to change if you don't tell me!
I can sleep for days I'm really good in bed
I can sleep for days I'm really good in bed
Hey stop those eyes rollin to the back of your head!
I like meat with hot sauce no salads here
Keep your yogurt and cottage cheese my dear!
In the mornin I drink coffee black no tea
We wouldn't have the kettle; if you didn't tell me!
I drink real milk not that skim stuff
Yeah I'm the original cave man I
If You Only Knew.....poemIf only you knew,
how my heart overflows with love for you.
If only you could see
the way you fill my hopes and dreams.
You're the owner of my heart,
the ruler supreme.
Even in the dark of night,
I've only to think about you
to feel your loving light
and from this world I drift
feeling as if
I'll never touch the ground again...
If only you knew.
If only you could guess
how I hear your voice when others speak;
for you hold the key to my happiness,
and it's always you my soul seeks.
If only you could feel,
how your very presence
has the power to heal,
all the wounds inside me.
You've made me abandon
the pain of yesterday,
and you've shown me
that the past can no longer
stand in the way
of what I hope to achieve...
If only you knew.
If only you could realize
the way you've shown me
that it's better to give
than to take,
and whatever I do,
I do for your sake.
I'm willing to give you my all
and expect nothing in return.
But, oh how I yearn
for you...
If You Had Me Alone...IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE...
L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME?
TELL ME IN A PRIVATE MESSEGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
THEN REPOST THIS BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET.
THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD.
REPOST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME ALONE"
If You Love Someone............If you love someone enough to let them go because its what they want,Do they ever really come back?I ask this because of the saying "If you love someone let them go and if they come back their yours forever" just wondering if it has ever really happened to anyone.
If You Only Knew . . . If You Only CaredWhere do I start? When does the truth become a bad idea? How do you decide that the truth is too painful for someone to hear and to keep it locked inside of you? What do you do when you can’t do that anymore? How do you let someone in without compromising their well being in the process when the truth is too painful to be heard? Is it even possible?
Do you think that self torture is the answer? Is the solution to the agony more suffering? Does there come a point where the suffering becomes a catharsis? Does there come a point where the pain begins to heal? Do the wounds ever scar over leaving the memories of the pain but not the actual pain?
My suffering is all mine, I ask no one else to take blame. I ruined my life by myself; yes it was alone only me. I didn’t need a helping hand. I didn’t need a push over the edge. I made my choices and must live with the consequences. I made my bed and now must lie in it. I’m cold . . . I’m heartless . . . I am worthless and
If You Don't Like My Team Piss Off Ass Wipes!Look ass holes whoever is marking my pics as NSFW can go fuck off and get the fuck off my profile!
They are not NSFW and I would appreciate who ever is doing it to be a man or woman and step to my face and fess up fuckers!
If You Were Here...If you were here now…
I would bring you into my room, the small and child-like room I live in
here, bring you inside and lock the door. I would take your clothes from
your body; not slowly, not even romantically, but with the urgency of need.
With the curtains closed, I would blindfold you and tie your hands and feet
to the head and foot boards. This bed is so narrow there is no room for two to move,
and it is scarcely long enough for your height, but I place cushions under
your heels to make you comfortable and put a second pillow under your thighs.
I do not even remove my own clothes, yet. I am afraid that without
my clothes I would lose all control and make love to you immediately. But
time has been too long for that, time far too long without you. I want to
savour your body as long as possible, before you experience mine.
Instead, I straddle your chest, my body facing away from you as I admire your cock. Your skin is so soft, and the flesh so firm undern
""if You Get A Dozen You're Loved!!""If you get a dozen you're loved!!
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Send this rose to everyone you care
about including me if you care. See
how many times you get this, if you
get a dozen yo
If You Had Me AloneIF U HAD ME AL0NE...
Body: IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME ALONE
If You Know What This Is Then You Will Understand"I cast you back I have no fear,With the speed of wind and the dark of night,May all of you harboring take flight, With the swiftness of the sea And all the power found in me As I will so mote it be"
If You Say So !!!!WE ARE A BIG FAMILY ON FUBAR,WE DO NEED TO HELP EACH OTHER.
THIS LADY IS SWEET,HELPFUL AND GREAT TO EVERY ONE,
SHE HELPS ALL AND NOW SHE NEED US TO HELP HER LEVEL UP.
I KNOW WE CAN HELP HER LEVEL UP TONIGHT CAUSE SHE HAVE ONLY 10.000 POINTS TO GO
CAN YOU PLEASE HELP OUT AND SHOW HER PAGE SOME LOVE????
AND ALL THE LOVE WILL BE RETURN....
COME ON GO AND HIT HER PAGE HARD CAUSE SHE IS GONNA ENJOY IT VERY MUCH!!
LOVE TO ALL
WildCat
ღ Only for You ღ10,045 Points to go!
If You Had Me AloneIF U HAD ME AL0NE...
L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED,
WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX.
CUZ ITS A SECRET...
THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN...
YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET.
THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
Don't Be Shy All In Good Fun.......
REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME ALONE
If You Love SomeoneTHE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
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THE NEW VERSIONS.....
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Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free .................
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
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Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free .................
Don't worry, she will come back.
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Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free .................
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
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Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free .................
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
Free again, repeat *
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Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
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Finance expert :
If you love someo
If Your BoredITS NOT MANDATORY BUT IF YOU WANNA HELP 7 DAYS MOST COMMENTS TO WIN BRI GUY A 7 DAY BLAST HERES THE LINK
If You Wanna See Send Me A Private Message!So there's some new pictures uploaded but only those in my family can veiw them. So if you want to see, just send me a private message and I'll make you a part of the family!
xoxo--G
If You _______ Me?If YOU _______ Me?
Body: If you like me.................leave a comment
If you wanna date me....... leave your number
If you think im cute.................leave a comment on one of my piics
If you care about me ....................leave a caring message
If you hate me........................send me a message and tell me why
REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET.
If YOU _______ Me?
If You _______ Me?If YOU _______ Me?
Body: If you like me.................leave a comment.
If you wanna date me.......leave your number.
If you think I'm cute.................leave a comment on one of my pics.
If you care about me ....................leave a caring message.
If you hate me........................send me a message & tell me why.
REPOST THIS & SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET.
If YOU _______ Me?
If You Read This....Well working my way toward pimp status on here... moving on up.... lol. So anyways.....I dont know if this should be marked NSFW but oh well....
I just wanted to say I am tired of the male whores on here... I mean if your going to act interested then be intrested!! woman are not here only to please you. I have a four year old who I take care of.. I dont have alot of extra time to date but im not looking for a one night stand O.K. ?? I have feelings I am a real person. My son is real and I dont have a 24 hour day care to take him too. I want someone to like me for me and my son. I dont want a fuck buddy i have a toy for that.. I might change my mind but its scarey in this world .. you never know what another person may or may not have. And I am not trying to have a baby so I can get laid.. O.K.??
If You Are StressedReally need to find a gift for me..this shirt would be perfect.. :)
Explosm - Squeeze t-shirt design @ © SplitReason.com
If You Think So, Please Read OnCall for a Department of Peace
December 3 - 7, 2007
NATIONAL ACTION!
From Monday, December 3rd through Friday, December 7th, Americans of all generations will unite to telephone the offices of our Federal House of Representatives every 30 minutes to "Call for a Department of Peace!"
We must act now. The impact of violence on Americans of all ages is too painful and costly, and the opportunities for peace are too great. We must make it known that all of us, from all generations, Call for a Department of Peace!
By calling every 30 minutes for a week, we make it known that the Department of Peace is of importance to our congressional districts. See below to sign up for one time slot, and how to organize your friends, family, and network to do the same!
ACT NOW!
To join this action, visit: www.callforadepartmentofpeace.org.
Follow the simple instructions to find your Member of Congress' "action page" and sign up for one 30-minute timeslot to call your House Represe
If You Have It.....share It~Put it to use
A gift that is fully used is a gift that is truly appreciated. If you are sincerely thankful for the abundance in your life, then make something beautiful out of it.
Don't make the mistake of hoarding or hiding away those things for which you are most thankful. For if you keep them stashed away in the dark, they will fade away into nothing.
Instead, keep your abundance out in the open where you can give it life from moment to moment. The more you make use of it, the more valuable it will become.
Go beyond merely counting your blessings. Take them out, immerse yourself in their value, and bring them more fully to life each day.
What you're able to make use of most passionately and effectively will then come to you in even greater abundance. The best way to be thankful for anything is to completely and purposefully put it to use.
The abundance you experience today is but a mere seed of what can be. With each moment, nourish that seed and be amazed at how magn
If You Werent Surejust a little bit of information. A juggalo is NOT a religion. it's a mentality. Some wear the face paint. others don't. just because your a juggalo or a juggalette or a ninja, or a soopavillian. does not mean you are anti christian, or anti mass based religion. it means you feel for family. it's not a "gang", it's not just a "fan base" it's a style all it's own. it means when someone needs your last 5$ you give it to them, because you know that when all is said and done, they'll give it back when you really need it. you love everyone. the music is just a bonus. someone saying something everyone thinks from time to time, but is too afraid to speak of. EVER been so upset you think you could just choke someone? not that you actually would choke someone, but you've thought it. and any right winged christian won't admit that. but the music speaks of that. it's a stress relief, that's what the music is about. the lifestyle is about being there for friends, because a friend will write you wh
If You Go AwayIf you go away on this summer day,
Then you might as well take the sun away
All the birds that flew in the summer sky
When our love was new
And our hearts were high
When the day was young,
And the night was long
And the moon stood still
For the nightbird song
If you go away....
But if you stay, I'll make you a day
Like no day has been or will be again
We'll sail on the sun, we'll ride on the rain
We'll talk to the trees that worship the wind
And if you go, I'll understand
Leave me just enough love to fill up my hand
If you go away....
If you go away, as I know you must,
There'll be nothing left in the world to trust
Just an empty room filled with empty space
Like the empty look I see on your face
Can I tell you now, as you turn to go
I'll be dying slowly 'til your next hello
If you go away...
But if you stay, I'll make you a night
Like no night has been or will be again
I'll sail on your smile
I'll ride on your touch
I'll talk to your eyes, that
If Your Going Threw Hell !!!!!I LOVE THIS SONG..IT HAS SEEN ME THREW SOME TOUGH TIMES AND IT IS ALSO A FAVORITE OF SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL TO ME ( SERGIO )..( COWGIRL HUGS )
If You Ever Need A Smile....> The light shall set you free!
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If You Would Like To...If any of you would like to send a comment or message to either Mary's or Christina's page, pleae click on the pics below. Christina will make sure her mother gets them all!!! thx!
Mary's page:
Christina's page:
If You ..If you woke up this morning
with more health than illness,
you are more blessed than the
million who won't survive the week.
If you have never experienced
the danger of battle,
the loneliness of imprisonment,
the agony of torture or
the pangs of starvation,
you are ahead of 20 million people
around the world.
If you attend a church meeting
without fear of harassment,
arrest, torture, or death,
you are more blessed than almost
three billion people in the world.
If you have food in your refrigerator,
clothes on your back, a roof over
your head and a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank,
in your wallet, and spare change
in a dish someplace, you are among
the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
If your parents are still married and alive,
you are very rare,
especially in the United States.
If you hold up your head with a smile
on your face and are truly thankful,
you are blessed because the majority can,
b
If You Wanna Help Mehttp://www.poetry.com/publications/display.asp?ID=P8785458&BN=999&PN=1 if you wanna help me I would luv y'all for it. I need 20 votes for this contest thats it. drop me a line if you rated me & i'll buy ya a drink :). I always take care of my ppl that help me out!!!! this should be a direct link just highlight & paste on ur address bar
If You Are Going To Invite Me To A LoungeAt least have the courtesy to respond to me or talk with me and stop pretending I don't exist. There are way too many people chatting on lounges that simply ignore the new person and that's just wrong. So, please, before you ask me to your lounge please be prepared to at least acknowledge me and stop being so damn rude!
If You Want Some 11s From Me Help Me Get My Vipif you help me out ill be sure to rate you 11s when i reach my goal but you have to do more then 1 comment for me I NEED 40,000 COMMENTS IN 6 WEEKS IF YOU ARE MY FRIENDS WHO I TALK TO EVERYDAY ON HERE YOU KNOW HOW TRUE I AM TO MY WORD AS I HELPED YOU ALL OUT WHEN YOU ALL NEEDED IT NOW ITS MY TURN SO COME AND HELP ME HAVE FUN WITH ALL OF YOU
If You To Good To Talk To Badanyone that i have added that does not wont to talk then it to bad you are the loser here not me but for the ones that do talk i well always love them hugs and kisses to all my friends that is true friends
If You've Got Balls(girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor)
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it
(Girls -- Have a sense of humor!)
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
If You Had Me Alone............IF Y0U HAD ME ALONE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R0OM F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE C0ULD D0 WHATEVER Y0U WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INB0X... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REP0ST THIS IN Y0UR BULLETIN... Y0U MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESP0NSES Y0U GET. THEY C0ULD MAKE YOU LAUGH 0R EVEN SMILE .. L0L. IF Y0U D0NT REP0ST THIS Y0U ARE A C0WARD. REP0ST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME ALONE
If Your Deleted This Is WhyAnyone on my friends list who does not talk to me on a regular basis or when I go through my list I don't know is going to be deleted. I am sick and tired of adding people who don't bother to even read my profile and do not care to talk to me after they are added.
If You Go Out In The Woods Today......you're in for a big suprise...
today's the day the teddy bear's have their picnic!
Anyways.. I finally got my presciption the other day. The doc had called it into the wrong pharmacy. I was kinda suprised that I FINALLY got a call back. I had called because of that and to see if there was any kind of cold medicine I could take. A stuff nose is a common thing during pregnancy but sometimes in the morning it is a bit unbearable. But yea.. I got my pills.. one pill twice a day with food for 7 days. Not too bad. Only 4 days left.
Only problem is I think it makes me lightheaded. But it's not listed as a side affect on my paperwork. I did some searching online and I only found one site that claimed dizziness as a side affect. Wikipedia- not exactly a good medical resource. It only happened last night while I was sitting down. My ear started annoying me shortly there after too... Not hurting but a dull constant feeling.
Blah and yucky and all that.
On a positive note I th
If You Are Reading This!I just wanted to say that I know I have done some things that brought issues into question. I am sorry for my actions and sorry for acting the way I have done..Carrie and I have had some issues but nothing takes away from what I feel about her and I am sorry if I give off the wrong impression. I do love her and can't help but feel this way. I wished we could live in pure happinss for the rest of our lives but I know it won't be that easy. In the meantime, just support us and understand if I say I love her and want no drama. She is the only lady I love. Please let me love her.
Carrie, you are all I want and need.. I Love You!!!
If You BelieveIf you believe
Within your heart
You'll know that no one can change
The path that you must go
Believe what you feel
And know you're right because
The time will come around
When you'll say it's yours
Believe there's a reason to be
Believe you can make time stand still
And know from the moment you try
If you believe
I know you will
Believe in yourself right from the start
You'll have brains
You'll have a heart
You'll have courage
To last your whole life through
If you believe in yourself
If you believe in yourself
If you believe in yourself
As I believe in you
If you believe
Within your heart
You'll know that no one can change
The path that you must go
Believe what you feel
And know you're right because
The time will come around
When you'll say it's yours
Believe that you can go home
Believe you can float on air
Then click your heels three times
If you believe
Then you'll be there
That's why I want you to
Believe in yourself
Right from the star
If Your Married Read ThisDear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up a
If You Had Me AloneNOW IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR 24 HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TOO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU.
I WILL BE WAITIN TO HEAR FROM YOU...
If You Don't Like Fat Chicks Stay The Fuck Off My Page No Room For Hater's On HereTO ALL YOU HATE OUT THERE YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELF'S!!!!! I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE COMMING DOWN ON ME BECAUSE I AM AS BIG GIRL AND AM COMORTABLE WITH MY BODY AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT THEN BACK THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE AND STAY!!!! BY THE WAY BLUEDEYEDANGEL YOU CAN GO PISS UP A ROPE JUST CAUSE I AM HOTTER THAN YOU!YOU DON;T HAVE TO HATE ON ME!!!!!!! AND TO ALL MY FANS AND FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBER'S I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!
If You Knew It Was Poison...If you knew it was POISON, would you still use it?
Let me show you how simply SWITCHING STORES could make your HOME, your FAMILY, and your CHECKBOOK much HEALTHIER by eliminating TOXIC products found in YOUR home!
LET’S STOP POISONING OUR KIDS!
Many scientists and doctors are discovering that there is a connection between our increased use of household chemicals and the increased incidence of chronic illnesses in children like cancer, asthma, ADD/ADHD, birth defects and a host of other problems.*
WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT?
As consumers, we must be aware of alternatives and methods to make our homes safer. A very easy and convenient way to reduce the level of chemicals in our home is by using alternative, safer methods for personal care and household products. We CAN stop using these harmful products as we do have alternative choices. Keeping our houses and bodies clean does not mean we have to use dangerous, cancer-causing chemicals.
WHAT ARE OUR ALTERNATIVE CHOI
If You Believe In A Higher Power, Pray For This Little Girl And Her Mom.http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/12/heroic-little-g.html
This little girl shows a courage and bravery that our political leaders are incapable of showing. When her mother was injured and hurt, she threw herself in harm's way to save her.
That, is courage. Courage isn't a lack of fear. It's doing what is right in spite of being afraid.
She and her mom will be in my prayers. Tonight, and every night.
If Your Boed Cum Help Me OutUGLY GUY 32 Needs 10,000 comments for a 1 month vip.. come by and help him out!!!!!
Click the link below.. thanks for the help in advance. all love is returned!!
just click on pic plez and thank you
If You Have Cingular...could you help me... how do you turn off fowarding calls?
OH i'm tmboil and she's cingular... she did the fowarding b/c i was forgetfull and told her block numb er was *72 but in cingular it's fowrding
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If You Wish...i am also on MySpace as richie_m_1972, feel free to add me
If You Love MeI don't know how many times I heard these words,
To me these are the cruelest words I've ever heard,
How do you put a condition on the one you love,
That I must time and again prove you my love.
When you say it, I don't know what to do,
You must not think that my love is true,
For "If you love me" is a knife to my heart,
Cutting and slashing and slicing it apart.
With "If you love me" there is no way to win,
I don't even know where to begin,
"If you love me" means you're unsatified,
Your disappointment in me you can not hide.
"If you love me" is just your simple manipulation,
A cruel and uncaring "Love" stipulation,
No matter what you use for your justification,
There is no way for me to win in that situation.
"If you love me" means you're a selfish little thing,
Only looking to see, for you what I can bring,
For my love to you can only be measured,
By what I do that brings you pleasure.
So I have something to share with you my sweet dear,
For each "If yo
If You CanTake a few minutes and go help out a great friend of mine. He is in his first contest.....lets show him love and help him win this thing :D
If You Had Me Alone....IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE
If You Want To Go Back The Way Bar Tab WasIF YOU WANT TO GO BACK THE WAY BAR TAB WAS
GO TO PROFILE
GO DOWN NEAR THE BOTTOM ON THE RIGHT
CHANGE BAR TAB TO "FOR ME ONLY"
CHANGE NOTIFY FRIENDS WHEN I DO STUFF TO "NO"
If You Have A Heart Pls Read And RepostMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE.. if you dont repost you have no heart
If You Had Chaotic Kittie Aka ^..^ On Your List...For some reason my profile I did have, Chaotic Kittie aka ^..^, got deleted and I have no idea why! I have written to Fubar Support but havent gotten an answer as of this entry. I was at RockStar...level 20...had over 240,000 in fubucks...and now *POOF* gone! I am starting over again on a old name I have had. What do I expect for having it for free...altho every once in a while I would do a blast now I dont kno if I will do blasts or not...maybe to try and level...just sucks.
Maybe I need to be annoying and keep asking them everyday until I get a answer as to why the hell my profile is gone...I had everything there! :( So just teaches us a lesson...
Be prepared for you to be deleted!
aWitchyWolfe
If You Like What You SeeI want to start off by thanking everyone who has taken the time to look at the photography, and digital art I have put in my albums here. Due to the limitations, it is only a small fraction of what I have done.
If you like what is here, and want more, you can see more of my work in either my online gallery, or my Flickr photostream. You can see my gallery at WickdArts Design Gallery which is the best place top view my stuff for those not having a Flickr account. My Flickr photostream is Unpolarized Flickr Photostream
If you really like what you see, and would like to buy a print, or other things displaying my work, you can check out my CafePress store at WickdArts CafePress Store
Please be sure to tell your friends about me, and send them over to take a look at my work.
If You Dont Like It...too BadOk look I am tired of people talkin shit because they have something against thick women...I am very happy with myself and I dont want to change anything about me. If u dont like how I look then stay the hell off my page. Maybe its jealousy thats got u twisted but most men/women seem to like my curvey thickness...right guys and girls? so if u have a problem then just stay off my page and get a life!
If You Want To Be In The Family ~must~ ReadOkay I get asked everyday so many times if someone can be in the family so My husband Jim and I talked and we will be starting a new family list.
Here is how it is going to work:
Everyone will be expected to make me, OR us a personalized salute (it is up to you how you do this can be naughty or nice although nice is better so I can show them off lol)
Also you must have your own salute on your profile page if you want to see the family albums from now on.
Also Once you are added we will want you to comment some if you want to stay in the family because we enjoy reading your thoughts as you view the pics, We do not get upset by dirty talk it turns us on so say what you feel.
We will also make a salute for you if you'd like just send us the request and if it is not too nasty we will do our best to comply.
The only ones we will keep on there for now is his and my two best friends, those I have gotten salutes from already and couples that we share pics with, all others are expecte
If Your Body Was A CarIF YOUR BODY WAS A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ..... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
JUST KIDDING - YOU GET BETTER WITH TIME...
If You Have A Myspace And Are A LetHey I need some votes if you are a lette or just want to be nice to me.
goto
www.myspace.com/juggaloempire add them as a friend then once you are added goto the pictures and click the album that says miss december contestants vote here.Find Bamber and vote for me 2 you get two votes it would mean alot to me.You have no idea.Please do this for me.
Amber
"if You Could Read My Mind"If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts could tell.
Just like an old time movie,
'Bout a ghost from a wishing well.
In a castle dark or a fortress strong,
With chains upon my feet.
You know that ghost is me.
And I will never be set free
As long as I'm a ghost that you can't see.
If I could read your mind, love,
What a tale your thoughts could tell.
Just like a paperback novel,
The kind the drugstores sell.
When you reached the part where the heartaches come,
The hero would be me.
But heroes often fail,
And you won't read that book again
Because the ending's just too hard to take!
I'd walk away like a movie star
Who gets burned in a three way script.
Enter number two:
A movie queen to play the scene
Of bringing all the good things out in me.
But for now, love, let's be real;
I never thought I could act this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it.
I don't know where we went wrong,
But the feeling's gone
And I just can't get it ba
If You Wanta Know The Type Of Person I Am Then ReadRoses are
red
violets are korny,
when I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very Slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!
? SEPTEMBER = LOVER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand
i am a very down to earth kinda guy i like to read write go hiking camping conoing rock climbing i love the wilderness and i am a hunter and a person who loves to go on long drives for nothing just to be out i love the movies and i am really easy to get alo
If You Look For Rudeness, Incompetence, Disrespect And Arrogance,IF YOU LOOK FOR RUDENESS, INCOMPETENCE, DISRESPECT AND ARROGANCE, YOU WILL SEE PLENTY OF THOSE THINGS. IF, ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU LOOK FOR KINDNESS, LOVE, SUPPORT AND POSITIVE PURPOSE YOU CAN JUST AS READILY UNCOVER THEM.
MUCH OF WHAT YOU EXPERIENCE IS WHAT YOU EXPECT TO EXPERIENCE. YOUR SENSES, AS RICH AND PERCEPTIVE AS THEY ARE, CANNOT POSSIBLY TAKE IT ALL IN.
SO YOUR EXPERIENCE OF EACH DAY IS HEAVILY FILTERED THROUGH YOUR EXPECTATIONS. YOUR SENSES TUNE IN TO THE KIND OF WORLD YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU WILL SEE.
THE REAL POWER IN THIS ARRANGEMENT IS THAT YOU CAN CHOOSE TO ADJUST AND ADVANCE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. THOSE EXPECTATIONS CAN BE WHATEVER YOU INTENTIONALLY DECIDE THEY WILL BE.
AND YOUR EXPERIENCE OF LIFE WILL FOLLOW RIGHT ALONG. BY EXPECTING THE VERY BEST, YOU FIND YOUR WAY TOWARD IT.
BASE YOUR REAL, SINCERE EXPECTATIONS NOT ON WHAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED, BUT ON WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN. SURE ENOUGH, AS IF BY MAGIC, THOSE THINGS WILL COME TO BE.....Ride Safe HARLEY
If You Need Help..Please, if you need help leveling, and I don't mean my hundreds of thousands, let me know and I will do everything I can to help out when I'm on. :D
If You Can't Read It Don't AskSono realmente un poco sorprendo circa come la gente raggiunge tutto il livello basso di tempo. È trendy da trovarsi più? Può chiunque giusto mantenerlo reale? Sickens me e mi domando perchè provo affatto. Così vada sulla menzogne di conservazione. Iete danneggiandosi che c'è ne di voi lo danneggeranno mai.
If You Want To Own Me Please Go To Pic And Bid. This Is What I Am Offering> Do you want to OWN ME? COME check out what I have to offer and bid if you like!
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> Rate and comment every pic during HH
> Rate all stash during HH
> Add you to my family for a month
> Owned by you in my name for one month
> Make a permanent blog for the owner of me
> A link to your profile on my page
> A bulletin stating that you own me
> Owned by you salute (NSFW)
> Owned by you salute (SFW) Will be my default 2wks
> Yahoo add
> Yahoo cam 2 times 30 min (SFW)
> Hand written letter
> personal phone call
> Pair of my panties signed
> 2 sessions of mic chat with cam
> Daily comment from me
> you will be my crush for a month
> after the month you will be my top friend
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> If it goes to 3 month VIP and 30 day blast
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> you will stay in my family
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If You Ever Feel Stupd, Read This...you'll Probably Think You're A Genius!(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because i f we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on
If You Love Me Come Seeok simple just get your asses in here so we can party.
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If You Had Me Alone"IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE"
If You Like What You See In My Albums HereI want to start off by thanking everyone who has taken the time to look at the photography, and digital art I have put in my albums here. Due to the limitations, it is only a small fraction of what I have done.
If you like what is here, and want more, you can see more of my work in either my online gallery, or my Flickr photostream. You can see my gallery at WickdArts Design Gallery which is the best place top view my stuff for those not having a Flickr account. My Flickr photostream is Unpolarized Flickr Photostream
If you really like what you see, and would like to buy a print, or other things displaying my work, you can check out my CafePress store at WickdArts CafePress Store
Please be sure to tell your friends about me, and send them over to take a look at my work.
If You've Had A Little Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit...I do not speak often of my faith. To me, it has become something quite personal and beyond common words. Not to mention that often, the failures I see in myself to live each moment according to the precepts of my faith incline me to often feel unworthy of speaking of something that is so sacred to me. But this magical season we call Christmas always seems to incline me reconnect to my faith.
Some of the most painful periods of my life have surrounded me during holiday seasons. Yet oddly, it was during such times of darkness that the light of hope that characterizes Christmas has seemed to shine the most brightly for me. That would seem to be a bit of paradox – hope overtaking the hopelessness of worldly circumstances – joy that surpasses understanding, overtaking deep sorrow and feelings of loss and loneliness – a belief in the magical, in the midst of the all too painful natural illusions of our present reality. And yet it happens to me every year about this time – perhaps because
If You Were My Boyfriend..1.) how many times a day would you kiss me?
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2.) Would you hold me?
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3.) Would you hug me?
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4.) Would you take me places?
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5.) Would you love me?
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6.) Would you lie to me??
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7.) If I was sick what would you do?
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8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
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9.) Want to have a future with me?
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10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
Answer:
11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
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12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
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13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
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14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
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15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?
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16.) Would you give me your myspace password?
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17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
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18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
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19.) Ho
If You Was My Girlfriend1.) how many times a day would you kiss me?
answer:
2.) Would you hold me?
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3.) Would you hug me?
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4.) Would you take me places?
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5.) Would you love me?
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6.) Would you lie to me??
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7.) If I was sick what would you do?
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8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
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9.) Want to have a future with me?
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10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
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11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
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12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
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13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
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14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
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15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?
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16.) Would you give me your myspace password?
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17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
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18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
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If You...I look at you longingly and it starts at my toes,
Onwards and upwards it grows and it grows,
Flushes my skin a rosy red,
All the way up to the top of my head,
I try not to let you see how you do what you do,
I sit there wondering if I do it to you,
If you feel how I feel when I look at your eyes,
If you miss me so badly when we say our goodbyes.
If you think of me often the hours we're apart,
If you imagine just holding me your head on my heart.
If you lie there at night alone in your bed,
Holding your pillow wishing it was me instead,
If you wake in the morning and I'm there in your mind,
Like I was last night before sleep made you blind.
If you sit here like I am dreaming up words to explain,
How I make you feel because I'm the one to blame,
For filling you up from your head to your toes,
With a love so completely where it stops no one knows.
If I wish you would call to just hear your voice,
If right there beside you's where I'd be had I a choice.
The answer to ev
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If YouIF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE
If You Had Me...IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE
If You Fall In Love With AnotherIf you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time.
Remember that you don’t choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your life.
Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out and give it away. Give it back to the person who brought it alive in you. Give it to others who deem it poor in spirit. Give it to the world around you in any way you can.
That is where many lovers go wrong. Having been so long without love, they understand love only as a need. They see their hearts as empty places that will be filled by love, and they begin to look at love as something that flows to them rather than from them.
The first blush of new love is filled to overflowing, but as their love cools, they revert to seeing their love as need. They cease to be someo
If You Cant Hear Music In A Lounge Here Is The FixHow To Get Music In Certains Lounges
Using Internet Explorer and FireFox
This is for lounges with music but you cant hear it after refreshing, restarting fubar and
restarting computer.
FOR Internet Explorer:
1.Open Internet Explorer
2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar
3.scroll down to "Internet Options" and click on it
4.Click on the "Programs Tab"
5.Select the "Window Media Player" add-on to highlight it in the Add-On list
6.Go to the bottom to the "Settings box"
7.Select "Disable"
8.Then click "OK" button
9.Restart Internet Explorer
10. Come back into lounge and you should hear music
FOR FireFox:
1.Open FireFox
2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar
3.scroll down to "Options" and click on it
4.Go to the "File Type" box
5.Click the "Manage" button
6.Scroll until you see mp3
7.Select mp3 - winamp
8.Click the "Change Action" button
9.Click 1st option: "Open with the default application"
10.winamp or windows media player should be in
If You Go..Heard you talk about leavin'
Heard you talk about leavin' before
Heard you talk about givin' up on me
Heard you talk about changin'
But talk is cheap and I've heard it all before
It used to be that I'd fall apart
but that don't work no more
Cause you cant leave half way
And i cant let you stay
Take your promise
Take your pain
Take your restless heart
If you go
Go all the
Don't look back
Cause in my heart you've been gone so long
I wont miss you that bad
If you go
Go all the way
Don't look back
She asked me why I'm not crying
Cause I did all of my crying before
I took off my pretty party dress
And I don't dance no more
I don't need someone else
To make me feel myself
Take your promise
Take your pain
Take your restless heart
If you go
Go all the way
Don't look back
Cause in my heart you've been gone so long
That I won't miss you that bad
If you go
Go all the way
Don't look back
If you go
Go all the w
If YouIf you listen only to what I say out loud, you'll never hear what is in my heart.
If you see me only with your eyes, you'll never see who I really am.
If you touch me only with your hands, you'll never feel the warmth of my love.
If you kiss me only half-heartedly, you can never taste my soul.
If you only smell the air around you, You'll never catch the scent of my spirit.
If You Get A Chance, Please Help Me In This Contest(repost of original by 'Joyridin ---Dirty Bitch Crew' on '2008-01-03 18:43:14')
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If Your A Parent Read This. It Is Important:(Today in Lower Michigan, an innocent is lost. He fought bravely and with all he had in his little body for two days, but death made his call. The boy was 10years old. I don't know him personally, but my heart goes out to you lil one.
2 Days ago him and his little brother was playing. They was playing with daddy's Shotgun. They didn't know better, didn't realize it was loaded. It dropped on the ground and went off...The boy was shot in the face. The Family has my sympathy.
I am asking and imploring all you parents who have children and Guns...For God's Sake store them away locked up and get trigger guards on them, please I am begging you don't let another innocent die needlessly. Parents those children have their future in your hands, please do the right thing....
If Your Walls Could SpeakIf your walls could speak,
Would they talk about us
And the things we've done,
As silent they've stood witness?
Would they tell of how
You've anxiously turned me to face them,
Impatiently shoving against,
As soon as I've stepped through your door...
Your left hand holding my neck firmly,
The right dropping my defenses to my ankles,
Fingers exploring realms,
Soaking in delight?
Would they express how you've made me squirm,
And burn with an uncontrollable desire;
How I've moaned for you to go deep inside,
With swelling lips begging to be hushed?
Would they disclose how you force me to the floor,
Down on all fours,
While I've whimpered and writhed,
Like a dog, begging for more?
And of how I've pleaded with you,
To drive in from behind,
As they've watched without a sound,
Us imitating two animals in a mating ritual?
Would they voice how you've raised me from the ground,
Thighs straddling your waist,
As you slipped inside, legs wrapped around,
For a ri
If You Don't Like Me, Tough!!!!!This is just for those in the past and a few now that like to make fun of me for the way i look, act and what i watch and listen to.
I like movies that make me cry, so what,
does that make me a wuss, i think not!
I like soft rock music, not had rock,
But for some reason you still mock
I like Clay Aiken music, that doesnt make me gay,
can u explain how it does, if u may.
I write poetry, it calms me down,
but those few still brought me down.
so i guess i am tryin to say,
If u dont like me, then stay away.
I don't need that in my life right now,
I have too many people who do care,
So do me a favor,
and get out of our hair.
cause when it comes down to importance,
My friends are always there,
so make fun of me now, if u dare.
U may of made my life rough,
But now i can say, IF U DON'T LIKE ME, TOUGH!!!!!!!!!
If You Haven't Gotten A Chance....Thanks to everyone that has helped me in the contest I'm in! I'm in your debt! If you haven't gotten a chance to yet, please drop some comments on my pic, if you wish to! THX again!
If You Cant Hear Music In A Lounge Here Is The FixHow To Get Music In certain Lounges
Using Internet Explorer and Firefox
This is for lounges with music but you cant hear it after refreshing, restarting Fubar and
restarting computer.
FOR Internet Explorer:
1.Open Internet Explorer
2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar
3.scroll down to "Internet Options" and click on it
4.Click on the "Programs Tab"
5.Select the "Window Media Player" add-on to highlight it in the Add-On list
6.Go to the bottom to the "Settings box"
7.Select "Disable"
8.Then click "OK" button
9.Restart Internet Explorer
10. Come back into lounge and you should hear music
FOR FireFox:
1.Open FireFox
2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar
3.scroll down to "Options" and click on it
4.Go to the "File Type" box
5.Click the "Manage" button
6.Scroll until you see mp3
7.Select mp3 - winamp
8.Click the "Change Action" button
9.Click 1st option: "Open with the default application"
10.winamp or windows media player should be in t
If You WhereIf you where here right now,
we would lie in my bed, naked with
slow music on the stereo.
Talking about life in general
caressing each others bodies
sipping some wine.
We would have a few candles burning,
while we apply oil to each others body .
Then I would prop myself up on a pillow
and dip my finger into my glass of wine,
and let you suckle the wine off it.
I would touch in ways to make you blush,
I would kiss you passionately.
Are bodies would intertwine.
We would not know where one started
or were the other one ended.
That's what I would do if you where here.
If You Have A Stocker On Fubar Try TheseLights on, door open, nobody at home.
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box.
She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum.
As tight as a Camels ass in a Sand-storm.
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.
I've seen better hands on a clock.
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.
He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day.
She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo.
She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.
She's as fit as a butchers dog.
She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag.
Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.
This guy is all foam, no beer.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs...
I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
I
If You Are A New Lounge Or An Existing Lounge Needing A Shoutcast Server Read This!Hello everyone, Im just throwing a blog up to tell everyone that Im selling shoutcast servers for Cheap have made alot of sales and have had alot of good comments about the servers its self. You can go to my website http://shoutcast.plexxmedia.net and check out the prices. If you have any questions please feel free to click the 24/7 live support link on the site and when you do make shure to click the drop down box on the live support where you put in your name and email address to where its on Shoutcast servers.
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If You're Seeing This U Survived Rd 1I'm still cleaning out friends list and family list if you haven't talked to me or returned comments you will be deleted even if you're in my family
If You Are 30 Or Older You Will Appreciate This!!!!When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
There was no email! ! We had to actually write somebody a letter ... with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way acros
If You Can't Do Adult.....back OffWarning*****If you don't like the words then click yourself away. No Spell Check this time...too upset.
I woke up this morning to all kinds of shit on my page. Remember those houses you saw with toilet paper all over the trees? Well think of this as the virtual version. This is a toned downed version of the ass chewing I was about to give and that is thanks to two individuals that calmed me down.....and one took the brunt of my anger for the asshats that really deserved it. I apologize to that person. Now....click your ass away before I start if you can't take the heat. If you can't run with a Big Dawg stay on the porch. Unfortunately, I feel the ones that need to read this will not and the kind friends I have will. Yes, I'm venting. I'm pissed and I hate the fact that I am emotional when I pride myself on being calm and pushing for peace. First, I keep myself private but will on this one occassion tell of my private life. I work my ASS off every shift I work. 30 units for 3 million
If You Got To Believe In Something,why Not Believe In Me?Ahhh yes, words to live by.
Said by Fierce Ruling Diva.
Awesome tune if you can find it.
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Earlier today I was watching the Bjork Stalker video.
Apparently this young man was obsessed with Bjork.
Watching the video diary,of this guy slowly sinking into a mental quagmire...got me to thinking (truly a first).
I too am obsessed. Obsessed with the past. Things back then weren't always good or even ok...but they sure seem alot better than things are now.
Way back when,back in the day, I seemed to let things slide or at least did a good cover job.
Today's key word is Masking. Masking your feelings...
Now,everything hurts. Little things irk me to no end.
I obsess over the most trivial and non trivial things.
I admit fully that I'm a mess. In a way it's truly liberating. Why fight or deny what you are?
I spoke to a friend of mine today who I used to be like a brother with. We seem to be birds of a feather...massively depressed,see only the negativity. We came to
If You Only KnewIf only you knew,
how my heart overflows with love for you.
If only you could see
the way you fill my hopes and dreams.
You're the owner of my heart,
the ruler supreme.
Even in the dark of night,
I've only to think about you
to feel your loving light
and from this world I drift
feeling as if
I'll never touch the ground again...
If only you knew.
If only you could guess
how I hear your voice when others speak;
for you hold the key to my happiness,
and it's always you my soul seeks.
If only you could feel,
how your very presence
has the power to heal,
all the wounds inside me.
You've made me abandon
the pain of yesterday,
and you've shown me
that the past can no longer
stand in the way
of what I hope to achieve...
If only you knew.
If only you could realize
the way you've shown me
that it's better to give
than to take,
and whatever I do,
I do for your sake.
I'm willing to give you my all
and expect nothing in return.
But, oh how I yearn
for you...
If You Want Me.. Bid On MeHey everyone I am being auctioned off. If you want me, now is your chance to have me.. Go to this link and leave a comment of what you are bidding. If you win, I am all yours!!!
here's the link...
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If You Were SingleAnswer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself!
1. Would you have sex with me?
Answer:
2. What positions would u want to b in?
Answer:
3. Would u suck/lick me ?
Answer:
4. Would u sex me hard?
Answer:
5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me?
Answer:
6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you?
Answer:
7. Would u do me in the shower?
Answer:
8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me?
Answer:
9. Would u have 3-some with me?
Answer:
10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me?
Answer:
11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed?
Answer:
12. Where would you do me?
Answer:
13. Would u do me in front of people?
Answer:
14. Would u do me again and again?
Answer:
15. Would u do me in the rain?
Answer:
16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star?
Answer:
17. Would u have phone sex with me?
Answer:
18. Would u c
If You Had Me Alone...IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF U HAD ME AL0NE
If You Say Soi keep hearing about people being "fake" lo's and lette's and people trying so hard to be something they are not... who is to say what someone is? who are you to judge if someone is worthy enough to be anything? i've come to notice the ones that are so quick to point a finger at someone calling them fake are usually the fake ones.
i will say i am new to the whole juggalo family. i dont listen to icp around the clock, i dont own any icp parafanelia (sp?) but guess what? i'm fucking poor and dont spend money on myself period... so just because i dont have icp on everything i own does that make me less of a lette then you? to me being a lette isnt what materialistic things you have to show you are a lette or how many words to how many songs you know it is a way of life.
accepting people for who they are. loving people even if they are a little fucked up. not judging people because they are differant!!! hello???!!!!! do ya'll not fucking pay attention? stop judging people and st
If You Cant Find Me....I am investing in a new Computer, but my cell phone wont let me on FUBU, so please add my myspace name-----for now...xoxoxox
My URL: myspace.com/sherluvscraig
If You Think Iraq Is Bad, Read This!!This ought to upset everybody
How they vote in the United Nations:
Below are the actual voting records of various Arabic/Islamic States which are recorded in both the US State Department and United Nations records:
Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time
Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time
Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time
United Arab Emirates votes against the U. S. 70% of the time.
Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time.
Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time.
Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the time.
Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the time.
Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the time.
Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time.
Sudan votes against the United States 75% of the time.
Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time.
Libya votes against the United States 76% of the
If You're Parents...If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
- Dick Cavett
If You Find Me ......If you are one
of the very few
that sees me
behind what I show
the world
then please
tread lightly
Kindness, truth and giving
will touch me
and I will answer
with compassion,
honesty and feeling
The sharing
can be amazing
The passion white hot
But ...
If you found me
by accident
then let the temptation
to manipulate pass …
Walk away
without a trace
of your discovery
For fragile
and vulnerable
is what lies within ~
unprotected
my heart hides nothing
and I can be broken
easily
So
If you find me
Please ...Tread lightly
If You Love Someone Let Them Know" IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE LET THEM KNOW"
Body: If you love someone let them know
One of the greatest weaknesses of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still with them. Love is simple; show it. I hear it from so many broken hearts out there. "I wish I would of hugged them or told them I loved them more." Romance is the icing but love is the cake.
Real love is a passionate spiritual-emotional-sexual attachment between a man and a women that reflects a high regard for the value of each other's person. It's called respect for the one you love. Don't ever lose that. For a relationship to last it must be one long love affair.
Story writers say that love is concerned only with young people, and the excitement and glamour of romance end at the alter. How blind they are. The best romance is inside marriage; the finest love stories come after the wedding, not before.
To fall in love. Look with your heart not your eyes. The heart has reas
If You Want..If you want a slave,
If you want to keep a slave,
You must show her your strength
as well as your compassion.
If you would be beloved by her,
You must show her your love.
If you would be adored by her,
You must cherish her.
If you would have her devoted to you,
You must inspire her gratitude.
A slave gives you her heart
As well as her body;
She gives you her trust
As well as her submission.
Never forget
that what you want from her must be earned....
must be mented....
Are you worthy of such a slave as you desire?
Do you treat her with the degree of respect you expect of her?
There is such a fine line!
Love and devotion can turn to anger and resentment
If trust is betrayed,
If power is abused,
If your freedom becomes careless.
Discipline is not for submissives alone!
Control of a slave depends on control of yourself.
Never lose sight of your grave responsibility
to one who gives herself over to you!
Never lapse into callousness or carelessness
to one who h
If You Care...Alright... thought I'd write about this now cause I'm upset and what better time to do it then now... right?
I need someone that is probley just as screwd up as me one way or another... a man who dosen't just stop and say your sexy and fucked up things like hey... wanna date me out of the blue! Some one that actully cares... since no one really does truthfully... today I was gonna shut down Catacones... why? Cause no one wants to come chill in there EVER I work my ass off to promote and get nothing from it... I haven't gave up 100% though... but you know... Caring is the most important thing to me... I would do anything for anyone if you haven't already found that out and I know some of you have!
Now because I'm damaged in so many ways... being raped 3 times and beaten in most of my relationships you know I'm Agoraphobic because of all of this... well... then I've resorted to having all my friends from fubar... Thank God for Fubar!!!
So... no I can't go and meet you in
If You Drive With Your Iphone, Police Can Search ItSomething to seriously consider, then pass on:
If you drive with your iPhone, police can search it
Adam Gershowitz, an assistant professor at the South Texas College of Law, raises an interesting point about the iPhone and similarly tricked-out mobile devices: If the police stop you and find some legal cause to arrest you, they are probably free, under judicial interpretations of the Fourth Amendment, to search the device.
This means that a standard traffic stop -- say they get you for drunk driving or excessive speeding or any number of other arrestable offenses -- could conceivably lead to a search of your entire Web history, your photos, and potentially even your online accounts at banks or social networking sites.
The iPhone is a portable window to your whole world -- and while arresting you for something comparatively minor, the police may get to look through that window without any approval from a judge.
Gershowitz's theory, which he outlines in a law review articl
*if You Want To Talk To Me*OK ALL YOU GUY'S AND WOMEN IF U LIKE ME THAT MUCH, COME AND SEE ME IN THE LOUNGE DUSK TELL DAWN. YOU CAN TALK ME IN THERE ALL YOU WANT! BUT IF YOU ARE NOT THERE THEN YOU CAN'T TALK TO MY SWEET SEXY ASS!!
SO COMMEN CHECK ME OUT I DARE YOU!! LOL
If You're From Georgia, You Know This. Or Maybe From The South ??1. A Possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2."Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
3. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
4. "Jaw-P" means "Did ya'll go to the bathroom?"
5. People actually grow AND eat okra.
6. "Fixinto" is one word.
7. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper.
8. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
9. Backards and forards means "I know everything about you."
10. The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
11. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
12. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM DOWN SOUTH WHEN:
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. You use "fix" as a verb. For example: "I'm
If You Are Stupid Don't VoteI just got into an argument with an ignorant ass hole on Yahoo because she called Barack Obama scum and then did not even have a legitimate explanation as to why she thinks he is scum. What amazes me is that this woman dates Black men but calls the first legitimately strong Black candidate for President scum without even having a reason to call him that. If you do not know about someone please seek the facts just do not believe what you hear, her dumb ass did not even know that Obama’s' mother is White. If she did not know that, I am sure she did not know enough about the man to call him scum, what a bitch.
If You Wanna Play, We'll Play. But I Play My Way.Alright no more sugar coating my life for others. I've been having a blast back home. I have "my friends" back. I don't have to worry about if someone is lying to me or not. I don't have to deal with anyone Else's insecurities that bring me down. I've been talking to guys that just want to have fun, like me. And also a really sweet guy, that knows how to treat a lady right off the bat. And is willing to try anything in bed, I'm loving it! He makes me feel beautiful, And he's got a body of a god. Not to mention thoughtful, nice, respectful, a good listener, a great cook, romantic, and makes good money. I miss him a lot. I'm living great. Now just to get my shit together, I'm ready!
If You...smoke, youre a piece of schit. Period. No discussion, no debate.
That is all.
If You Have...squiggles, phucked up letters or other bric a brac detritus in your S/N you need to be shot, ESP if youre older. What the PHUCK is UP with this BULLSCHIT annoying CRAP you STUPID PHUCKS DO with the alphabet on here? TOTALLY gay and phukcing ANNOYING.
If You Want Mecome find me at hoverspot im on there more than here now just to let everyone know. it www.hoverspot.com/littlebit30
TO ALL MY FRIENDS I WILL MISS YOU ALL AND LOVE YOU ALL.
IF YOU DIDNT LIKE ME YALL CAN KISS MY ASS
IM LEAVING ON FEBRUARY 8 AND WONT BE BACK AT ALL I WILL BE DELETEING MY FUBAR ACCOUNT FOR GOOD
LOVE ALWAYS
TONI
If You Think You Have The Right To Judge Me... Think Again!This is to all of the haters that judge people without knowing them! I gained weight because I have a traumatic brain injury! not because I sit around and eat or don't exercise! So all of you mother fuckers that think its ok to make fun of people... you are so wrong! I suggest that you fuckers get over yourself and stfu! Does it make you feel better about yourself? Well how's this... I hope all of you haters die a slow painfull death and then burn in hell for all eternity! I suggest you learn something about the person before you bash them! Your probably just doing it to cover one of your flaws! So again I say STFU! cuz really nobody cares!
If You Are Curious......I will be gone till Sunday or later. I am visiting family. I am not going to explain here right now.
for your entertainment:
FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
If You're Gonna Leave By Emerson HartMaybe I'm the joker
Maybe I'm the fool in your eyes
Maybe I'm the weak one
Maybe I'm a lie in disguise
Maybe I'm angry
Cause I'm the one who's always wrong
Maybe I'm not the one who's so strong
But did ya think about it
Did ya pull it in and pull out
Could you live without me
Did you ever really have a doubt
But do you understand it baby
When you say it's over it's done
Maybe I'm not the one
So If you're gonna Leave
Ya you better get going
'Cause I ain't wasting no more time
What ya did and what ya didn't
So if you're gonna leave
Ya you better start running
'Cause I ain't wasting no more time
What it might have been
We can stand on reason
We can fight about all the things
This isn't for forever
This is more than a wedding ring
But do you understand it baby
When you say its over its done
Maybe I'm not the one
So If you're gonna Leave
Ya you better get going
'Cause I ain't wasting no more time
What I did and what I didn't
So if you're gonna leave
Y
If You Wanted In My Auction Please Read!!!I've had a lot of random ppl message me in the shoutbox saying they want in my auction! YAY!
If you happen to be one of them please make sure you send me a private message with the link to your pic and what you're offering :P
~*~The Fallen One~*~ Mistress of Daddy Lo~*~Member of Az's Angels~*~@ fubar
If You Love Me, Read This!The coolest thing happened to me on the ride home from work today. I was tooling down I-94, through Dearborn, when the song "I am Proud To Be an American" came on the radio. It had been a long damn day, and that was the picker-upper that I needed. So me being the cute one that I am, I started singing at the TOP OF MY LUNGS! Now, Dearborn is a Predominantly Arab area, and here I am screaming I am Proud To be an American! they all looked really funny at me as they passed by, but here is the kicker.... A car full of people from Louisiana were side by side with me on the freeway, and all 4 of them were singing it too!They laughed when they saw me mouthing the words, and it was a great moment!
GOD BLESS AMERICA! Thanks for reading....lol!
If You...Speak or write like an idiot you will be treated as such. And you should be put to sleep like a pound puppy.
If You Have A Heart You Will Repost!Alexandra came out of a fire alive, but now has to fight for her life and a normal future. She is 14 months old and she has burnt skin all over her body, damage facial bones (as a result of very high temperature). She does not have half of her face. She is in hospital in Krakow - Poland and one of the best specialist is looking after her. However she still has to go through many surgeries and then long rehab. Unfortunately her parents do not have any more money.
Therefore we are asking for your help. For each forwarded Bulletin her parents will get 3 cents. Please help them and forward that bulletin to as many people as you can!
You don't have a heart if you don't pass this on!!
You Must Click Reply 2 Post Then Copy The Code..To Be Able 2 Post The Bulletin With The Picture:(
If You Dont Comebackif you dont come back
every sea will dry
and ill wait without you
scarving to te end of every memory
if you dont come back
my will will come down
ill wait right here
next to my dog spying horizons
if you dont come back
everything will become a desert
and ill wait in case
a heartbeat is left to this earth
that was so calm when you loved me
there was a fresh perfume id breathe
so beautiful so big it had no end
and everynight will come a star
to keep me company
that tells you how i am
and so youll know whats left of me
say my love love love
im right here cant you see
if you dont come back
there will be no life
wouldnt know what to do
If Your WonderingJust recently i deleted a few people.. If your wondering why.. i just thought that i hardly ever talk to you * or else i wouldnt have deleted you* and i thought that it wouldnt have mattered anyway.. but...BUT.. all the people that i deleted.. sent me REfriend request.. so that tells me 2 things. One your paying attention.. and 2 even though we dont talk you still visit me and check on me ever now and then. and then to your dismay you seen that i was gone.. Hum.. so sorry about deleteing those of you whom i did.. but all of you replied within one day of deletion so i took you all back.. maybe this time you wont be such strangers.. lol..
Siyra aka
VANKA VIDALGO ~ EXOTIC DANCER 4 CLUB SEXY~
If You Think You Know Me . . .I'll start off with this, I am NOT, and I repeat, NOT you're average dumb blonde fubarian. For the most part I believe I am intelligent, respectable, witty, and outgoing. What irks me the most, is that a small population of the fubar community seems to think I am a point whore. People, people, I'm here in this blog to get a few things straight.
We will start off on the note that, not more than twice or three times the whole time I have been on this site (which will be 2 years coming up soon) have I EVER ASKED FOR A SINGLE THING. Yeah a few times here and there I asked to be pimped, or be in a contest. But that is not what I am on this site for.
Yeah, I want to level, just like everyone else does on this site, but me, I wont go about it in the way most people do. I'm not saying that the "average" way, by whoring themselves and taking provocative pictures, is wrong, but its just not MY WAY.
Now if one of my friends decides to pimp me out in a bulletin, be my guest, I wont say no
If You Were TaggedOnce you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun!
1: I love angry girl music.
2: I could not live without peanut butter.
3: Clowns freak me out.
4: I think violently. But i never act on it.
5: I drink coffee almost all the time.
6: I still wish on stars sometimes.
7: I am completely in love. With who is a secret.
8: Halloween is the only holiday I don't hate.
9: I watch infomercials late at night.
10: I never sleep in my bed.
Passed on to....
mzchevious
anarchyannie
KiLlEr EyEz
nick
kameleonss
If You Were TaggedOnce you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun!
1: I like country music lol.
2: I wish my boobs were a bit bigger lol.
3: spiders never use to freak me out till my sister told me a story.
4: I put A.1 steak sauce on a lot of thing lol.
5: I am very flexible.
6: My birthday is on sun.
7: I love my boyfriend.
8: Halloweechristmas rules.
9: snow is awesome.
10: i dont have my own room i sleep on a couch.
Passed on to....
piddy
tiff
satans nemesis
sara
joe pats fan
If You Got Time To Help MeHi all my wonderful fu friends...
Im pretty close to having enough for a spotlight(only need about 3 million more,LOL)...i know , they cost a fortune these days...Im not asking for donations...i entered a give away , which will give me plenty of bucks to have my spotlight...I only need 35k in comments and ill be all set...If you have ant spare time to drop me a few comments on this picture i surley would appreciate it...I totally understand if you can only drop a few and any and all comments will be appreciated 100 percent...Thank you in advance for your help and thank you for being my friends...Have a wonderful night...
Just click the pic and comment ...thank you...
P.S. If your not allready,you must add Stephanie Lynn as a friend to vote...Shes #1 on this site and i guarantee youll enjoy her as a friend as well...shes very kind and very real...
Thank You 8-p
If You....If you love something set it free...If it comes back...IT WAS YOURS..If it doesn't, it was never meant to be.
If You Wanna KnowHello all I recently Had my Yahoo messenger hacked into so I lost it all so if you would like to be added to my bubby list my new screen name is kenny112169
If You Would Like A Page Like This....then you need to see my friend Lucreta~Luangel Her pages are the bomb. They are amazing. Check out my page and then go show her some love. If you would like one of your own contact myself or Lu. For a fee you can have an amazing page.
Love ya lu
My link is....
http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1626418108#
Her link is...
Lucretia~LuAngel~Fu-Owned by & RL/GF 2 Ozzfanatic2 ~Lover 2 Rain~Mistress Lucretia 2 LoneWolfJohn@ fubar
If You Find Homosexuality Confusing... Raise Your Hand.......(me!)There are few things in the world that baffle me. I am a reasonable guy and I find myself to be pretty accepting. But sometimes you have to call a spade a spade and just ask the simple question of, "What the fuck?" This is the question I ask when it comes to homosexuality. While I accept it, and feel that anyone that wants to do it has every right to do so...I just don't get it. Much like I don't get why people put anchovies on their pizza. Here is why.
"You are not comfortable in your own sexuality."
To start off light, one thing that gay people say that drives me nuts is, "It wouldn't bother you if you were comfortable in your own sexuality." The reason that homosexuality weirds me out has nothing to with what I know or don't know about myself. The reason I don't kiss guys or hold hands with a guy is not because I am scared that somewhere deep down I might be gay. It's because I know it would make me gag and I feel no need to confirm it. I know that eating a bowl full of sh
If Youre Over...49 and youre a chick, you need to pack it up and move on. What the PHUCK is UP with these old broad grandmas whoring themselves out on here and elsewhere on line. Ugh. Have some phucking dignity in your old age. Stop trying to DENY your OBVIOUSLY OLD age by TRYING (and FAILING) to "act sexy and appealing". Youre not. Try that schit at the retirement home, not here.
If You Were MineIf you were mine
I'd whisper sweetly
ALL your favorite words
If you could give me all of you
then I'd be only yours
If I could keep you with me
each night & every day
I wouldn't have to keep inside
all the things I long to say
I'd cover you with passionate kisses
fill your head with erotic wishes
make time to hang the moon.
Run to you with arms wide open
make every felling I have for you known
and build on dreams come true
if only you were mine
and I belonged to you...
If You Bought My BookIf you are one of the one's who very very sweetly purchased my book on pre-release from my publisher you should be getting it anytime!!
My good friend Cam just got his copy about 2? days ago so you should be getting yours very very soon.
If it makes you all feel better I haven't even gotten my author copies yet, so bug Cam if you want to know how it looks :P haha
Also,
if you would like to send it to ME so I can sign it for you I will be more than happy (and flattered) to do so for you, just let me know!!
Thank you again from the whole of my heart for buying my book and supporting my work, you guys rock my world.
If you were waiting for store shelves please note the following...
The way the book world works is, Not every store will by default have my book on the shelf, you would have MUCH more luck finding it that way in the Seattle area,
However-
it will be available for store ORDER to your local B&N, Borders, Amazon, etc.
If you would like to demand a lo
If You Think You're Dumb When It Comes To Computers, Read This And You'll Feel Better.IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB WHEN IT COMES TO COMPUTERS, READ THIS AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
Take heart, anyone among you who believes he or she is technologically challenged, you "ain't seen nuthin" yet. This is an excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article:
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
3. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "Send" key.
4. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his bathtub with soap and w
If You Only Knew Who Was Out There...To all my beautiful ladies out there, ya'll know how many damn times Ive bitched bout watching who ya talk too. WAy tooooooooooooo many freaks n scumbagsout there looking fer u lovely ladies, n some of ya'll anit near careful enough. Got another friend on here who is very careful, n you have to be on here.Rember if a guy does this block hum.....
Asks to pretty please seeeeeee yer cam or naughty nekkid pics. You know what hes sitting there doing............
Asks right off the bat to have yer yahoo mssger. Do that only after yer real careful n know him.
Offers to send u any damn money, or worse yet fer you to send him some. Its a fuckin scam ladies, believe me i seen it before......
He keeps messanging u all the time after u ignored him. block him, damn his shtty feelings
Says hes in love with you like after the second sentence.............. eeeeh damn some folks anit ever had a relationship in real life, n substitute fubar fer4 the real world.
Is threating to u in any manner, tha
If You Are Going To Abandon Me...then Stay Gone!I am so sick and tired of those who call themselves FRIENDS...saying that they will be there if I need them bullshit just being fuktards and it being bullshit!
Let me give you a scenerio! Six months ago a "friend" I knew for 3 years just all of a sudden uped and left me and another friend. He cussed shit at me and then just poof! Gone! This was back in August.
Then I get a IM today asking me how am I doin? As if nothing happened at all! UMMM hello? So for a hour I am explaining myself to him and it was like Greek to him. Even tho my friend that was also effected by this thought this was bullshit the way he was. So...finally I just ended it screw it! Tired of it!
Then you need to talk with someone...so you ask a friend to call you. And they even say if you need someone to talk to let me kno and I will. Not even 1 minute in the phone call I am told that I will get a phone call back. OK....well I stopped waiting at 11pm.
It is just so fukn fake! I wonder where ar
If Your Were A Friends Of Mine!!long story short i been hi jacked on fubar lol had to make a new name so if you are a friend of mine i would love to have you back so please add me .... love you all suezanne
If You Wanna Know Me, Then Go Here And Ask Me?This is all of the free services that I know of. If you get too one of these sites, and you go too inviting me too be your friend and when I notice it, Ill either except the invitation or deny it.
1. www.yahoo.com My site is
http://profiles.yahoo.com/renjo12?intl=us&os=win&ver=7,0,0,437 It lets you chat, surf, and instant message people? This site is probably the best site, if you wish too talk one on one? There is only one bad thing, too many bots.
2. The first messenger is http://messenger.yahoo.com/
My SN is renjo12. It lets me show up on the messenger as invisible or not? This is probably the best instant messenger out there. It’s the 1 messenger I’m on a lot.
3. The 2nd messenger is aim, http://www.aim.com/ this is where you can get it. My SN is renjo12. Only bad thing is when you have the messenger minimized it blinks on yellow at the bottom, if someone new comes on.
4 www.myspace.com. My site there is http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user&Mytoken=
If You Can't Say Anything Nice...Before you read this, please know that I am not meaning to offend anyone, or cause any problems... this is just my personal opinion.
A friend told me tonight that the world needed a change. That people shouldn't just accept that there are those that aren't going to listen and change because we want them to understand something that is important to us and to others. He stated that he would stand up and fight for what he believed in and that someone that made "ignorant" comments about something that that person didn't believe in or understand is wrong for it. I agree to some level that this is true. He and I argued about this... so I am going to ellaborate on my point of view. Under the same pretense that he is arguing with this "ignorant" person for their remarks, they are doing the same back to him. The other person is going to stand for what they believe in, which is different than my friend. (If I lose you on this subject, I am a little tired but have to get it off my che
If You Can Solve One Problem Completely…If you can solve one problem completely…
Every problem is related to every other problem so that if you can solve one problem completely – it does not matter what it is – you will see that you are able to meet all other problems easily and resolve them. We are talking, of course, of psychological problems. We have already seen that a problem exists only in time, that is when we meet the issue incompletely. So not only must we be aware of the nature and structure of the problem and see it completely, but meet it as it arises and resolve it immediately so that it does not take root in the mind.
- J. Krishnamurti
Freedom from the Known
p. 93
© 1969 by Krishnamurti Foundation Trust Limited
If You Have Questions Look Here!!What could I possibly tell you about me, That you
could not learn from just talking to me? People tell
me that I'm too caring and now as I get older I
understand what they are talking about. I always
lived my life for other people and now I'm just
beginning to live my life for me. Don't get me
wrong I still would do anything for the people
that I love but it's time to put me first which
I have never done until now. I'm also now learning
not to be so guarded all of the time I always put
a wall up to protect me, letting someone in my life
is a scary thought because I'm scared of getting hurt.
I'm learning to let my guard down more because I realize
it's better to be loved then not at all.
You can live your entire life without anyone truly
knowing the real you. I think it would be a great gift
in life to have someone know you for who you are inside
and out. Someone who knows all of your flaws but loves
you anyway. In life we are so often misunderstood!
If You Love To Rave Look At This Event ....Hosted By: SF Productions & Desert ProductionsWhen: Friday Apr 11, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: Wonderland12345 down the rabbit holeLancaster, California|5 93534United StatesDescription:SF Productions & Desert ProductionsClick Here To View Event
If You Can Interepret Dreams Read This.Okay I never remember dreams. It was so vivid and I'm really freaked out. So here goes.
I was at my cousin Doug's house with my friend Mike. We we're hanging out and gunna go for drinks later. I told them I needed to cash my check and take a shower so I would be back in an hour. Mike wants to drive so I give him the keys. We shoot up george urban blvd. Hit a side streat all the side roads are blocked off and theres all this wierd stuff I can't remember. So we turn around and get back to the main street and he is driving strait for a house. Cars are about to t-bone us so I grab the wheel and put us back on track. I pull into this plaza where this bar macaroons is and decide to cash it(my check) there. When I get to the door there's a bouncer and it's not macaroons it's Madame Mazelles (it's spelled wrong but there wasn't any sign so that's not important). I tell the bouncer I just want to cash my check. He says go to the bar. When I finally get to the bar after everyone
If You Can Read This...Ok. So I cut down my list today, and the results are pretty sad. I knocked my list down from almost 400, to 31 friends. And I hear from these remaining 31 in one way or another. So if you're reading my blog, that means you're still a friend. And a great one at that. So to all of my friends, thank you....
:) Kelly
If You Haven't Heard My Band's New Tracks...Then I would REALLY love it if you guys could head on over to the Low Flyer myspace page (www.myspace.com/lowflyer) and take a listen.
All three songs are brand new recordings that we recorded at Pus Cavern Studios in Sacramento with the amazing Eric Broyhill (Deftones, Cake, Quitter, The Mother Hips, Esoteric, 7-Seconds, and my fellow Redding/Chico expatriates, Oddman).
"Track 2" and "Leap Day" are older songs that have been around since before I even joined up with Jared and Rico, however "Anyhow, Anyway" is a brand spanking new track that was our first finished song we wrote after our two year hiatus, and is one of our best yet.
You can also add us on ReverbNation (www.reverbnation.com/lowflyer), PureVolume (www.purevolume.com/lowflyerband), and on MP3.com.
Thanks for the support!!
Lou
Low Flyer
If You Want To Own MeJust Click On That Picture And It Will Take You To The Auction... Place Your Bets And You Can Own Me :):):)
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If You Drink, Don't Drive, Do The Jeffrey Bottom CrawlIt started on Monday morning. My wife Martha had gotten ready for work and was sitting on the couch in the living room with our daughter Sarah where they were both eating breakfast. I was in the kitchen washing some dishes when Martha called out to me that our son Jeffrey was crawling! Prior to this he’s been able to inch forward, but his head’s so big in proportion to his body that he hasn’t been able to hold himself up on all fours enough to crawl. This hasn’t kept Jeffrey from getting creative moving around; he’s rolled from the living room into the kitchen before and also inched forward to get somewhere, but this is the first time we’d seen him crawl a few steps. He wants to move!
Sunday morning after I taught fifth grade Sunday School with nine kids (eight girls and one boy) and we had to change the male names of “Marcus” and “Ryan” in the play to female ones several times – it got funny for everybody when the people reading the scripts forgot the name changes – I had Sara
If You Really Wanna Know About Me More..plz ReadI love Riding my quad,riding my horses, fitness, health,
dirtbike riding, music...lots & lots of music! I love to dance,
not that I can, but it is still something I love to do (especially
after 2 mojitos!). Riding my quad, which I know I mentioned already.
I would be a total outdoorsy-freak with the full-on hiking gear and
the whole 9 if I had somebody to get into it with. The world is too
beautiful, so stop looking at drywall all day and get outside!
I think it is hot when chicks
ride their own motorcycles. I also think it is important
for women to know how to maintain their own vehicles. I don't
know much yet, but I have changed my own oil, spark plugs,
transmission fluid, and I am about to change out my rear
differiential fluid. Changing my brakes is a little hard because I
can never loosen the dang lugs by myself, but with a little help,
it is really simple. Just basic stuff, but I am always learning. I
like to show that I can do it myself, but it does
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If You Pick Up On The Wrong Signals Or Have You?When you've met someone for the first time and feel that everything is going good between the both of you,what if you get some vibes or signals that you just can't really tell if its for real?
If You Are Thinking About Asking Don'tNo I don't have a webcam
so if you are thinking about asking DON'T!
No I don't have any other pics of me
so if you are thinking about asking DON'T!
I will not be taking any nude pics EVER
so if you are thinking about asking DON'T!
My bra size, my cup size, my jean size or any other size is none of your business
so if you are thinking about asking DON'T!
I will not be meeting you for lunch dinner or anything else you can think of
so if you are thinking of asking DON'T!
My relationship is great and I will not be changing it
so if you are thinking about asking DON'T!
This blog is not intended as a joke!
I am tired of stupidity, so if you are thinking about asking about it DON'T!!!
If You Were A Myspace FriendIf you were a myspace friend
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If You Really Want To Know Me Then.....If you really want to know me then you must understand the things that come alone with me .
First there's a word that you must look up and study.That word is "ostomy"you will need to look in the medical dictionary for this. May find it others but to get the full meaning yep medical.
Let me give the information for some of you anyways... it is An operation to create an opening from an area inside the body to the outside.The surgical construction of an artificial anus between the colon and the surface of the abdomen. There procedure is indicated as part of the treatment of some cases of diverticulitis, Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, colon cancer and intestinal obstruction.
Ok out the list of reasons mine is colon cancer. I have dealt with this for almost 4 years. There's nothing they can do for the cancer but keep me happy and try to be pain free. Sometimes that works and sometimes it doesn't.
Though out the last 4 years I have found some great friends with my family to help
If You Didn't Know Any BetterIf you didn't know any better, you would've thought something major happened on March 4th. If you didn't know any better, you would've thought that Hillary had halted Obama's momentum since Super Tuesday. If you didn't know any better, you would've been lulled into the drama drawn by all the network news channels. If you didn't know any better, you might think that the Democratic contest has not yet been decided by the Democratic voters.
But I know better.
If You Ever Read Anything Of Mine. This Is One Thing I Want You To Read.I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.
TO RECEIVE PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS LIKE THIS IS AMAZING..
Well here I am again.. I told you I was dedicated and now I wanna take the time to Thank everyone that has been sending in there pictures and prayers for Cameron.
And there are so many more. I will be posting some each time I make a new Bull
If You HadYour kids outside of marriage, they are bastards. Period.
If You Care........and even if you don't. I'm taking my kiddos over to Dallas tomorrow....for a couple days. We are going to stay at the Great Wolf Lodge there.... it's www.greatwolflodge.com
It's a large indoor waterpark themed hotel. We'll hang out there for a couple days....visit with my sister that lives in Dallas....then head down to Houston for a family wedding the latter part of the week.
I hope to be heading back home after the wedding on Saturday but I guess it depends on how long I have to be there....lol....6 hr drive back home from Houston. So...if anything it will be late Saturday or sometime on Sunday when I return.
I hope you all have a great week. Leave me lots of love as I will miss each one of you....and will think of you often.
Love to all,
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If Your In A Contest Please Let Us KnowIf you have entered a contest please let us know. Just send us the link to the pic that needs to be bombed or rated, so we can post a blog and let the other members know.
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If You Love MeIf you buy me a blast, happy hour or VIP I will make you a personalized background for your Fubar / Myspace as well as a very sexy salute to you. Just thought I'd share :)
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If You Had Me Locked In A RoomL0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME ALONE
If You Want To Stay My Friendplease let me know if you want to stay my friend, if you dont say anything will delete you. i lov all of my friends but i think it is pointless if you have been added and dont talk so please let me know. hugss
"if You Know Your History...then You Will Know Where We're Coming From...Then you wouldn't have to ask me...who the hell do I think I am?" -Bob Marley
Empire or Humanity?
What the Classroom Didn’t Teach Me About the American Empire
By Howard Zinn
With an occupying army waging war in Iraq and Afghanistan, with military bases and corporate bullying in every part of the world, there is hardly a question any more of the existence of an American Empire. Indeed, the once fervent denials have turned into a boastful, unashamed embrace of the idea.
However, the very idea that the United States was an empire did not occur to me until after I finished my work as a bombardier with the Eighth Air Force in the Second World War, and came home. Even as I began to have second thoughts about the purity of the "Good War," even after being horrified by Hiroshima and Nagasaki, even after rethinking my own bombing of towns in Europe, I still did not put all that together in the context of an American "Empire."
I was conscious, like everyone, of the British Em
If You HavntIf you havn't already seen.. i got a voice..answering machine on my page.. would love to hear from U!
If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life...When I was a kid my aunt and uncle used to take me skiing. My uncle Bill was a cop stationed in Fort Apache, the Bronx. He was a little rough around the edges.
I remember he used to sing this little ditty to my aunt.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you!!
I always thought that was, well, kinda mean. :)
If You Get Bored...My VIP runs out in 3 days, I'm getting close to godfather and would really like to make it before it runs out or at least get closer...I will rate back those of you that decide to help me, just send me a private message so I know who to hit up, we all know that it will only hold so many in the "see all" section and I don't want to miss paying back the love...Thank you, Tina
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If You Read My Blog Know These Things LolOk, if you are reading any of my blogs you have to know a couple of things.
A. I usually write these late at night, when I am tired, drained exauhsted, fed up, had a hell of a day and I am on the verge of giving up LOL. I usually do not care about spelling, grammer, punctuation. They are the last things on my mind.
B. Being in a tired state of mind, I tend to say the first thing that is on my mind appropriate or not. I am not one to mince words when i am upset or tired. so take nothing personally .. lol
C. Do not ( this is only a suggestion) do NOT go back and re read your own posts LOL especially if they are of personal nature. LOL I usually wind up deleting alot of my posts. thinking I can't believe i made that public LOL.
Ok so that's bassically the ideas if you are reading my blog lol
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