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If Men Wrote Advice Columns...
This is hysterical, it's just something I found. IF MEN WROTE ADVICE COLUMNS ... Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A : Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him A : Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow him to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.
If Men Had A Vagina...
Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too... And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina... 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
If Men Wrote Women’s Magazines
If Men Wrote Women’s Magazines Women get all kinds of advice from magazines from how to dress to how to please a man in the bedroom, and even what to cook for us. And while it’s not all bad (with hotties like Kristen Bell and Jessica Alba on the cover) these mags are lacking much needed male insights. For example, we’re actually not that interested in your hair and we definitely don’t care about your shoes. Don’t get us wrong, we love the heels… we just don’t see why you need so many pairs that quite frankly, to us look the same. But if Women’s magazines were actually written by men, there wouldn’t be so much confusion about what we want. Here are some article titles, written by men that get straight to the point.  
If Men Wrote The Rules
IF MEN WROTE THE RULES Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.   If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.   If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.   It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.   Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?   Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.   You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.   Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.   Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.   Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at
If Microsoft Were Gm
Microsoft should make cars, GM should make software: At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics: For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart; in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. Only one person at a time c
If Midnight Had A Voice
If Midnight Had A Voice If Midnight Had A Voice --> --> if midnight had a voice would it sound like a soft whisper of the ancients and if memories carried meanings they would be carried in the stories that shimmer in your eyes --> --> life lingers long within moments of you i wake to find myself intertwined with this soul the vitality that holds bittersweet thoughts i could cry tears into a a lake of longing as your being speaks sounding against the indigo sky --> --> obscure dreams fill my sleep i find the reflection of you in this mirror, in this echo of time as i take each moment into myself lost in the lachrymose of quiet voices each vision filled with the sweet taste of honey as it lingers like wine in a glass, as it lingers like the delicate sent of flowers in the summer nite air --> --> i discover myself enraptured in worshipful listening to your book of introspections and momentary ectasies that
If Michael Jackson Was Guilty Of Anything....
If Michael Jackson was guilty of anything, it was regression. The denied childhood, and twisted events in his upbringing lead to him being a good hearted boy in a mans body. When he had children over, it wasn't malicious. The thoughts in our head and the media manipulation put that hat on him. And his childlike disposition left him little room for self defense. His last years as a result were hell, and they took him out. I do not find Michael Jackson guilty of the rotten things that go on in societies head. And I now can say he is at peace.
If "monsoon" Is Here, I Could Be Offline A Lot
Don't even ask why. I have this damned thing on a surge protector, and yet some people are so scared by what they hear on the news that they are ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED my computer's going to burn down the house if it's on during a rainstorm. Yet somehow it doesn't apply to the TV. A$$wipes. And to make matters worse, the internet-ready cell phone I ordered isn't here yet. If you don't see me online for a while, it's because paranoia is god in the minds of the retarded.
If More People Understoond
I am married to a wonderful woman that I adore and love with all of my heart. Her and I have been through so much in our 10+ years of marriage now and we are not perfect by any means. But to us we are a rare find as far as a couple goes. We are able to communicate openly and honestly with each other and I feel that that is the reason that we have survived and flourished. Our problem if you want to call it that is that people just can't understand how her and I can love each other so much and yet still find friends with benefits. Yes its true. I don't mind her getting some different cock and she doesn't mind if I get some different "kitty". It isn't for everyone and we fully understand that. We just wish that we could find other people that can accept that we are human and the desire to explore our sexuality with others is a driving force that is not understood because we feel that there has been to much brainwashing and not enough free thinking. Some people will call what we d
If More Likes Are Really Important To You
go to settings and change to the new profile style (not the new viewing style- not "fsb"- the new profile style, which is in a different place on the settings page), then people can like you when they visit your page. (and if they aren't important to you, they aren't- this is not a poll, this is a tip on how, since I see complaints from time to time. I changed to the new profile style because it looks neat. and I enjoy having more likes, I admit, but I'll at least pretend that wasn't the primary reason ;) Still, it does allow me to 'like' everyone who _comments_ on  my page too, at least for so long as I can see their comments.  Some of the changes take some getting used to.) Off to work and pre-work preparation and such now, but...
If My Eyes Knew How To Cry
If My Eyes Knew How To Cry.......... If my eyes knew how to cry It would be easier to say goodbye. If my eyes knew how to cry It would be easier to sigh. If my eyes knew how to cry I probably wouldn't have believed all your lies. If my eyes knew how to cry I would have never tried. If my eyes knew how to cry Maybe our love wouldn't have died. By: Mistik
If My Life Was A Movie It Would Be Rated
My life is rated NC-17!Your life is rated NC-17!What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes
If My Life Were A High-concept Movie, It Would Be
If my life were a high-concept movie, it would be The Perfect Storm (2000) meets Mission: Impossible II (2000).Take the What Is Your High-Concept Movie? quiz.
If My Body Were A Car...
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
If My Life Were A Movie
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
If My Life Were A Movie....here Is The Soundtrack
My Life: Opening Credits: Poison - Shut Up and Make Love Waking Up: Good Charlotte - My Old Man First day at school: Marilyn Manson - Get Your Gunn (THAT'S JUST FUCKING AWESOME..lmao) Falling in love: Green Day - Are We The Waiting Fight Song: Ill Nino - Disposed Breaking up: Coal Chamber - Sway (again that is just bloody awesome!!) Life: System Of A Down - Chop Suey Mental Breakdown: Switchblade Symphony - Clown Driving: Marilyn Manson - Cryptoid Flashback: Linkin Park - Crawling Wedding: Evanescence - Missing (would be a good wedding song) Birth of a child: Stained - Run Away (is someone telling me something there...lol) Final Battle: Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire Death Scene: Live - White, Discussion Funeral Song: Live - I Alone (Wow the fates are telling me something *cries*)
If My Heart Could Speak
My heart Can tell A story Beyond anything My mind could ever write the words I express in poetry nothing like what i feel in my heart I have a Pain so deep A sorrow so Plentiful If only my Heart could Speak what A story it Could tell A story of love A story of Deep pain A story of Loss and of greif. If only I could express WIth words These feelings I feel as Well as my heart Could tell These burdens WOuld be lifted The pain washed Away.
If My World Came Crashing Down Around Me, Why Dont I Care?
I get a call yesterday. Seems the money for my sister in law to drive to Maine and move me to PA is gone. So guess who isnt moving. Heres how it affects me: I have resigned my job. So no income. My cable is set to be turned off soon, so no internet and no phone. I had to spend every penny of my savings to pay off my back rent and electric bill. So now Im stuck in an apartment I dont like, in a state I dont like, and theres pretty much nothin I can do about it. Im states away from my family, whom I havent seen in five years. Ive never felt so stuck in my life. But it doesnt bother me. Im not even one iota upset. Never cried about it, didnt get pissed off, didnt flip out. I dont get it. By rights I should be super pissed off. I should have gotten drunk last night, threw up in my shoe, and punched my fist threw a wall. I feel.....nothing.
If My Nose Was Running Money...
"if My Nose Was Running Money"
"If My Nose Was Running Money" By Aaron Wilburn
If My Friends Became Porn Stars
If my friends on here became porn stars and the films they would make. It takes a twisted mind like mine to think of these things. I hope I don’t offend anyone with these. If I do offend, please send me a cherry mail and I will send you my house address and you can come over and beat me in person. Ladies first please. D.A.M. Debbie Always Moans BuxsomBikerChickKimber Lives To Ride She’s Like the Wind The Wind Blows Rebel Clueless As Always Clothe Less Rebel SassyOne Sassy Gets Nassy TamaBama Wama Bama Tama SweetPickle1967 Sweet On 1,967 Pickles Catwoman69 Cat’s 69 Women Please don’t kill me. The odd part is………the titles are so innocent sounding. LOL
If My Nose...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCeIwjIuZM
If My Answers Scare You....
If my answers tend to scare you then you should stop asking scary questions...
" If " My Feelings & My Thoughts
IF , I had One Wish , It would be in Your Arms.It would be to Hold You , And to take all Your worries and all Your fears away.If I could , I would Protect You , Stand By You .If I could , I would Hold You and tell you All will Be Fine. If I could , I would tell , You that You Are All That matters to Me , and I'm Not Ever leavin Your Side. And We are going to be As One Forever , As We said Today And in Our Lounge . You are My Soul,Mind , Heart , My Everything. You hurt , I hurt , you have alot on your mind , And I feel all that You feel , I so Do every Ounce Of My Being , every breath , Itake , I feel You. God , I so Feel You Touchin me , Breathin on me , Lookin at me . Holdin me , Hearin Your voice, Sayin My babyDoll. Wrote By Cherie Aka Witchesbrew Sept 20 , 07
If My Body Was A Car....
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. .....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
If My Words Could Speak
If my words can only speak. It would tell you that I am sorry. I am sorry for your sorrow. I am sorry for your pain. I wish I could take away all that confusion. I wish I could heal those feelings. If my words can only speak. It would tell you lets start again. Give me a chance to be in your lives. Give me a chance to make things right. Please trust in me again. If my words can only speak. It would tell you that I am your father. I always will be there for you. Even if sometimes you don't feel it. If my words can only speak. It would say........I love you. FROM YOUR DAD SEAN BATES
If My Life Were A Movie..
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie Casey's LIFE SOUNDTRACK: Opening Credits: About A Girl Nirvana Waking Up: I Will Survive... - Cake First Day Of School: Don't Let Go- Weezer Falling In Love: Feels so Good- 311 Fight Song: Strangers- Rahemm Devaughn Breaking Up: I love you more today than yesterday Prom: Life: Bold As Love- Jimi Hendrix Mental Breakdown: Brand New Jones - Robin Thicke Driving: Tear- Red Hot Chilli Peppers Flashback: Blind Leading the Blind- Geto Boys Getting Back Together: Atom Heart Mother- Pink Floyd Wedding: Trouble Man- Marvin Gaye Birth of Child: Jean Genie- David bowie Final Battle: Nightrain- Guns N Roses Yea baby! Death Scene: 5446 That's My Nu
If My Homies Call
Ever since you was a pee-wee, down by my knee with a wee-wee We been coochie-coo all through school, you and me G Back in the days we played practical jokes on everybody smoked with they locs and the yolks on All through high school, girls by the dozens Sayin we cousins, knowin that we wasn't But like the old saying goes Times goes on, and everybody grows Grew apart, had to part, went our own ways You chose the dope gaaaane, my microphone pays In many ways we were paid in the old days So far away from the crazies with AK's And though I been around clowning with the Underground I'm still down with my homies from the hometown And if you need, need anything at all I drop it all for y'all, if my homies call [Verse Two:] It's a shame, you chose the dope game Now you slang cane on the streets with no name It was plain that your aim was mo' cane You got game now you run with no shame I chose rappin tracks to make stacks In fact I travel the map with raps that spray c
If My Heart Had Windows
If My Heart Had Windows by BlueWolf © If my heart had windows, You'd see it choose you. To always love you darling, And forever remain true. If my heart had windows, You'd see who it aches for. Who it's loved from the start, And who it will be there for. If my heart had windows, You'd see how I truly fell. How you took this heart, Made it feel a love so real. If my heart had windows, You'd see deep inside. The love I have for you, It'll never leave your side. If my heart had windows, You'd see how much I care. How much you mean to me, And how I'LL always be there. If my heart had windows, You'd see where you belong. Right here forever in my life, And in a love so very strong..... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~
If My Body Were A Car...
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull . but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
If My Body Were A Car...
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. ....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
If My Body Were A Car...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.  I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.  My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.But here's the worst of it - Every time I sneeze, cough or laugh
If My Love Is Dirty...
When you came to me, I was alone. I stood unbarred, like a fresh soul caged within a miasma of hate – a soul full of colour in a world full of grey. You came and permeated the steel walls of my heart and you kissed me with your metallic tongue. You took my breath away. You dove headfirst through the keyhole in the glovebox of my car. I had to pull over, we laughed so hard! Your bloodied hand stroked my face and I kissed your tears. We drove on, silently, through the suburbs – streets filled with the chills of wanton stumbles home – the shortcut through the back of the field, where we first held so tight to these fantasies – I in your aura and you in mine. A night of stars and fears and chilled breath and whispers. I loved you and that’s where I went wrong. You never stood for love – prophesised it would kill us all. You were right when you said it should never have begun. Things that don’t begin have no chance to end – mistakes that d
If My Lips Claimed Yours
If my lips claimed yours,would you kiss me back?If I laid my checkupon your chest,would you wrap yourarms around me?If I told you thatI need you,would you hear my words?If I told you thatI love you,would you sayyou love me too?If I asked youif you want me,would you whispersomething touching,something urgent,something hotand passionate?Or would youanswer me with a kiss?If my lips claimed yours,would you kiss me back?  
If My Love...
“If my love was an ocean, there would be no more land. If my love was a desert, you would see only sand. If my love was a star late at night, there would be only light. And if my love could grow wings, I’d be soaring in flight.”
If Neppi Can Blog....
So can i. :P I don't go in many contests, as some know. And i'd never ask anyone to bomb me. Thats why Sonny's contest is perfect. One prize for rates. One for bombing. All i ask is for one rate. Help a VIP-less guy out? Hit the picture. Woot Yaya. I know i'm a whore. :P
I Fn Hate The Va
today I get a cal saying they have to delay payment on my claim because something was not filled out properly. I went back in and it turns out they entered my social wring. FML. I need that money like yesterday so i dont have to sell things or get further behind on things I already am behind on. Guess I can kiss the bike I am rebuilding back on market and sell a kidney or something.just like the Gov't to hold up your money when you need it. but if you don't pay them on time even if it is their error then too. they tack on all kinds of penaties and fees. get your act together VA!
If'n I Had Me A Dollar....
If I had a dollar for every time I wished I had a dollar, I'd quickly learn to wish for larger denominations. I'd then branch out and start wishing for other things as well. I could wish for you to be covered in boils. Or for your legs to be broken in a really bad fall down the stairs. You know, nice things like that.
If'n I Could Be Anywheres..
If I could be anywhere at the moment, I'd be in that chair over there. It has cushions.
If'n I Was A Stripper...
If I were a female stripper I'd be out of work. I seem to have misplaced my poll. I'm also not naked, don't like glitter and the thought of wearing tassels on my nipples makes me cringe. And I'm not much of a woman. What with me being a man and all. Yes, I said tassels. I've never actually been to a strip club so I have to rely on dated and vague imaginings as to stripper attire. Tassels feature rather often in my addled brain. Ok, that was far too much of a glimpse inside my mind.
I F'n Love These!
ana: hi babe how are you?>?? To ana: full of beer, spinach pizza, and gas... you? ana: reallyyy?? To ana: Yes, really. I'm talking cheesy spinach pizza with pepperoni and garlic sauce, pabst blue ribbon, and also I had some brie croissants - btw, "really" only has one "y" in the traditional spelling. ana: hahahaha!!!!your a perfectionist???? To ana: No, just literate. ana: i like it babe To ana: The pizza, beer, or croissants? ana: you!!!hahahahahah To ana: Oh. Why are laughing at me? ana: do you havyahoo messenger>??? To ana: No, I think Carol Bartz still owns it. To ana: Are you a man?     Me: I don't think she wants to talk to me anymore. Karen (wit
If Not For You...
If No One Believes In Miracles....
You have to meet my Grandpa. 2 days before his surgery the Drs told him he had maybe a 10% chance of surviving, RIGHT BEFORE the surgery, they wanted to cancel because he had NO chance of survival, NONE, 0%... they rushed everyone in to say goodbye to him and took him off to surgery anyways because he told them, "I didnt up and decide one day to have this surgery, my wife and I thought long and hard about the pros and cons, and I want to go ahead with it. Ill be okay." So they rushed him into surgery.. that was the LONGEST 3 hours of my entire life. watching as each minute passed.. praying, crying.. being terrified. then back in the waiting room, the surgen came out and asked if the information could be shared with the group (15 - 20 people were there, all family, most from Grandma Martys side). He said Grandpa was on his way to ICU, the Surgery went better than expected, he got through it with flying colors.. Now Grandpa is in a nursing home for a week for physical therapy
If No One Signs Iy How Is It Gonna Work
sign the bulletin and repost
If Not For You
If Nothing Else
I'm back on my soapbox this morning for a few minutes. I want everyone to know that it's very important that we make amends and just learn to stop the hate and love more often today and everyday. One never knows when their time is up on this world. There are alot of my friends on here that don't ever come to my page or even hit me up real quick to see how I am doing. Most of them don't care I'm fairly sure, but I love my friends...each and every one of them. I don't expect the love in return but once again, one may never know when their days on this Earth will be done. So, as you go on in life today, think of your friends and if you can, check in on them and see how they are doing. Just to put a smile on someone's face is a blessing. God bless you all and have a wonderful safe day!
If Not Please Fan Me Tyvm
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If Not...
For those who can notice such things these walls must roar in echo of sentences never spoken and other ungodly expressions never exclaimed into the stale air, this perpetual stench indecisive' sweat impregnated in eiderdown, oak and leather. Amateur Hour recorded rhetoric’s whispers past failures back at us. Not that I listen anyway my focus strained to your voice and your voice alone. I knew you would choose your blues for this karaoke kick with too much care. It is open night on spit, and the mike that is my perception, erect, anticipating your growl and grip, is primed for action. Satisfaction is a deep throat grunt of passing thresholds unknown to science. And I wait, I wait I god damn piously wait for you to stop talking... ...and start speaking. For once. You own the words... you carry them like nitro, locked in a Pandora's Box suppressed to oblivion and shame But as tangible as your name. Words you could never commit to runes linked - they
If Not For You....
if not for you i wouldn't know what true love really meant i would never feel this inner peace i couldn't be content.   if not for you id never have the pleasures of romance id miss the bliss, the craziness of loves sweet silly dance.   i have to feel your tender touch i have to hear your voice no other one could take your place you're it. i have no choice.   if not for you id be adrift i don't know what id do id be searching for my other half incomplete, if not for you
If Not For You
If not for you, I wouldn’t knowWhat true love really meant.I’d never feel this inner peace;I couldn’t be content.     If not for you, I’d never haveThe pleasures of romance.I’d miss the bliss, the craziness,Of love’s sweet, silly dance.     I have to feel your tender touch;I have to hear your voice;No other one could take your place;You’re it; I have no choice.     If not for you, I’d be adrift;I don’t know what I’d do;I’d be searching for my other half,Incomplete, if not for you.
If Not Us, Who? If Not Now, When?
From “The Lookout” – written by Zachary Roth – Wed Feb 2, 2011 11:32 am ET  http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110202/ts_yblog_thelookout/wall-street-pay-hits-new-record#mwpphu-post-form  “Less than two years after a massive government bailout, total Wall Street compensation hit a new record of $135 billion, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis.” “The average Wall Streeter is now paid $141,000 -- up 3 percent from last year.  And the heavy hitters seem to be doing very well indeed. For example, Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan saw a 67 percent rise in his total compensation last year.” “In 2010, Congress put some restrictions on Wall Street's ability to pay bonuses, after public outrage over lavish rewards at Goldman Sachs, AIG and other firms that figured prominently in the 2008 crash. But the sector has largely responded by simply increasing the size of base salaries, instead.&r
If Obama Gets In !
If Obama gets in the office he will change the white house into section (H) housing project for all the blacks. And he will make a change all right and I dont think the change is for the white ppl it will be for his own kind meaning he will make sure the white ppl will lose their jobs and the black ppl will get the jobs. And did you know that Obama does not beleive in God so i bet he will try to make the chance in ( In God we trust ) on the all our money. So the question is do you want a lame ass want to be for president. If he gets in it will be a sad day for our countrie.
If Oj Did It? Wtf Do You Mean By "if"
The Fox network is pouring dumb fuel of the fire of stupidity. “OJ Simpson: If I did It, Here’s How It Happened” shows how stupid and desperate network television has become. Can an entire network jump the shark? What is Fox thinking when it decided to air a show with OJ Simpson talking about how me might have killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman? There is no “if.” OJ Simpson killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman and he got away with it, criminally speaking. Sure he was convicted in a civil trial but that only left him living the high life in Florida off his pensions. Sure he had to buy a new pair of expensive leather gloves…but come on, the guy is innocent and suffering (and golfing). A more interesting show might have been the LA District attorneys talking about how OJ might be in jail had they been competent prosecutors. A more interesting show might be interviewing the jurors who could discuss what they might have done had they half a brain. Even bet
I Followed Sinks Lead.its Kinda Funny. Luv Those Quizzes
Jen will go to jail for ... Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
I Followed
** i followed you down. down beneath the ground and dug my way to you i saw the dirt under your nails i saw the black in your eyes i dug until i saw it in me i followed you down further through the black my shovel is heavy though baby i don't think i can carry anymore my hands are tired my eyes are slowly loosing their sight but i follow you baby trying to fight my way to your side i hate looking to your back you've taken me to far now baby i can't find the light the dirt isn't coming off baby i can't find my way back i followed you down beneath the ground trying to get to you i lost me baby i followed you so far and took so much away i can't find me baby only you i hurt people with this shovel baby i killed souls to look you in the face i lost my wings to stand at your side my light is completely gone is this what you wanted baby because your not showing me how to dig anymore you've taken the shovel boxed me in and left
I Follow You
I follow you You are the best guide To the center There is a maze and walls Monsters and butterflies “Come now Turn this way and that Left, right, right again” Through this maze created. The twists and turns forged Through happy pain, light Sorrow People will tell you This maze is madness. But it keeps the demons out, And you as a guide let me in. Stay fast “It is time to climb the walls One then another Never watch the walls They are constructed Of the wants, dreams, Loves They will make you a Part of their mortar As fast as quicksand” “Here pet Rest awhile you have made it The happy center of The swirl of life” “You've have made it. The point where all the me's Are we Welcome home.” The frost ghost shadow hands Can’t touch the Happiness of us in here The great the joy I have in sharing this world With you pp2008
If Only I Were Free.
I'd sleep until the sun forced me out of bed and I'd stay up to hear the velvet rustle of white moonlit trees and howl until I felt alive. I'd eat chocolate and all things sweet whenever I wanted. I'd eat with my fingers and lick them clean. I'd strip myself bare, lie on the sand, spread my arms and my legs and try to swallow the sun. I'd wear long flowing dresses and let my hair grow wild and never worry about make-up or shaving anything. I'd twirl until I was dizzy, swim until I was tired, sing until I was hoarse, and dance naked around a full moon fire. I'd lie on the grass and look at cloud dragons and pick lavender and gather sea shells. I'd save treasures like a magpie: acorns, pods, strange looking driftwood, shiny baubles, a tender collection of moments. I'd take long afternoon naps in the shade, and then wade in cool streams with my skirts tied up at my waist. I'd eat peaches ripe from the trees, and pick blueberries and raspb
If Only
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If Only There Were More Men Like Him!
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurge
If Only It Were This Easy
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If Only
If Only by Rachel Molnar If only... the rain didn't fall, the sun would sleep a little longer, the nights were warmer, I said what I felt, I didn't say what I did. If only I could show you. If only... the stars stayed in the sky, the tides didn't change, summer could last forever, I could turn back time, things were different, I acted differently. If only I were me instead of someone else. If only... the sky weren't blue, you were here, things had changed, I hadn't changed. If only I wasn't afraid. If only these things would happen, Would you still be here with me? If only you knew I still needed you. If only you neded me just as much. If Only... If Only... If only I didn't love you!
If Only We Learn How To Forgive...
Sometimes in life there are things that come our way that we thought we can't forgive or forget. But if we keep thinking of the sin or the thing someone did to us, i can say it is really hard to forgive, but then again if love is there in our heart and we think of the times when we share the love, the happy moments and all the things we enjoy together we can say yes I FORGIVE AND WE MUST START TO FORGET. We can only be free if we let go of the past, people fall and if nobody will give them a second chance, then they can never make up for their mistakes and prove themselves worthy. When there is love there is forgiveness. And when there is forgiveness there is always a promise of hope and the anticipation of better things to come.
If Only I Could....
If only I could Smell her sweet fragrance, Look into her beautiful eyes, Touch her soft skin, Hold her warm body in my arms, Whisper her name in her ear, Kiss her cheek as she lie sleeping, Run my fingers through her silky soft hair, Feel her heart beat next to mine, Taste her lips, Watch her as she sleeps, Greet her when she wakes, Wipe her tears away when she's sad. If only I could, Be as special as she, As loved as she is, As needed as she is, As rich as she with friends. If only I could be lucky enough To be a part of her life, If only I could
If Only You Came One Day
If only you came one day.. From the distants, tired like a pigeon sweetheart. A never ending beauty in your eyes Spring in your hair.. If only you came one day.. A fresh breeze in your smile Your hands still as beautiful All the doors you touch blossomed.. If only you came one day.. Your longing inside me, like eternity. I stare bewildered all of a sudden, helpless. Stars from the sky fallen on my heart. If only you came one day.. With no shadow on your face, and no reproach in your words. I rub your dusty shoes on my eyes The whole world is mine...
If Only I Lived
I crave nothing but these soft strokes, this cloud to rise, to move... to be moved. In strands, they come, they produce nothing but beauty. I produce nothing but beauty. It overwhelms me how such minuteness-- such harshness-- can become what it is... Calculated, as it can be, these angles make me crave them more. To produce this purity-- Only from dark can this whiteness come. Only from me can this beauty be. So hard, it is, to keep so tense, so livid, so sweet, So as to your body rock forward and back... To make your senses stir. If only I could dance to my own music. If only I could breathe my own air. If only I could show my love... If only I lived....
If Only It Were This Easy! Loved It Ty Johnny
Read this (VERY CLOSELY) It points out the idoicracy of yelling for world peace, and what WE the U.S. would have to do, to "Stay out of everyone elses business" like you hear so many harping about. lol Gotta give Robin Williams credit. He can sure GET A POINT ACROSS with a FLAIR!! lol ;oP The Plan! You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germa
If Only She Knew
If Only She Knew I watch her move without her knowing. Her raised eyebrow, the light in her eyes. I secretly see—but she does not know That she is drowning in my admiration. I steal a moment, a glance when her Back is to me; the curve of her spine. The muscle in her thigh shows itself to me. But she only sees her friend detached. Her hand waves her words around in the air. She is unaware that I am drinking of her and All that she is; waiting for the next taste Like a starving wolf in a syrupy night. I take note of her stride without her knowledge. I watch her heel rise, her toes bend, the back of her knee. Her face to the sky and her laughter takes flight. My heart beats too fast but she does not see. She lives behind my eyes where only I know. Her smile, every line, and every shadow of her face Is burned into my mind in deep furrows. Inside of my thoughts she appears again. She does not know how easily she has stolen The very air I am trying to breat
If Only Men Listened Lol
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
If Only
If only I could close my eyes If only I could hold my breathe that long Then maybe all this anger inside All the anger might subside If only I could scream loud But no one could hear If only I could lay in bed all day But no one not notice Then maybe all this anger inside All the anger might subside If only I could break things But not get in trouble If only I could run away But no one worry Then maybe all this anger inside All the anger might subside If only I could write But only until the pain in my hand sets in If only I could talk to myself But no one think I’m crazy Then maybe all this anger inside All the anger might subside If only I could contemplate But have no one care If only I could go through with it But no one know If only I could stand the pain long enough Everyone will see That all the anger inside All the anger inside finally subsided in me ©Sorrow
If Only...
If only I could see your face If only I could touch your lips If only I could watch your eyes I'd hold your hand as we slept If only I could stroke your hair If only I could hold you tight If only I could see your dreams To know I was there like you're in mine If only I could walk with you If only I could talk to you If only I could be with you I'd never be sad again But I can't Because I don't know who you are And I wouldn't know what to say.
If Only I Had Some Help
You know its fucked up how things have turned out at this point in my life. Two years ago I was with a sorry ass boyfriend who treated me like a whore and a fool and was never going anywhere in life. Our last year together all I did was fight with him, spend all my time at home when I was away from him praying to the lord and lady to help me find true love or open the eyes of the one I had currently to the fact he was torturing me day after day. Everything else besides my love life was great. I had a part time job and was going to college full time making the Dean's List and getting along great otherwise. Then one night it seemed that my endless prayers, chants, spells, were finally heard and I was contacted by Dallas through Myspace (who is now my finace). I left the deadbeat I was with my love life has been perfect ever since. Its been a year and half. No fights, no problems, just love and understanding. So things should be great all around right? Wrong. Everything
If Only
If only i could find a way to say the words I've kept for a long time Oh if only i could stay to make you Feel the way i do With us not parting i can If only i could let you know I love you so Oh i love you so much Oh if only i could find a way To say it easily Oh god, please let it be If only we could have more time To learn, to love, to know our feelings If only time could slow down and in every minute We are in each other's arms Oh if only Oh if only i can
If Only They Know? Only God Will Know
How will I really know When it's time to let you go When is it time to move on How do I tell my heart we're done Reasons I still love you And, no matter what I do I just can't stop loving you So, how will I know How will I know I can live without you When all I know how to do It's seems like it takes forever When all I want is you I never took you for granted but, my heart is now so haunted So, how will I know When is it time to let go How do I tell my heart That it's time to start And, how do I let you go When loving you is all I know Now I've told my heart to let go But, how do I really know When my heart still loves you so Darlin' I want to know How do I just let you go When~Only God will know
If Only Bin Laden Had A Stained Blue Dress ...
If you wonder why it took 50 years to get the truth about Joe McCarthy, consider the fanatical campaign of the Clinton acolytes to kill an ABC movie that relies on the 9/11 Commission Report, which whitewashed only 90 percent of Clinton's cowardice and incompetence in the face of terrorism, rather than 100 percent. Islamic jihadists attacked America year after year throughout the Clinton administration. They did everything but blow up his proverbial "bridge to the 21st century." Every year but one, Clinton found an excuse not to fight back. The first month Clinton was in office, Islamic terrorists with suspected links to al-Qaida and Saddam Hussein bombed the World Trade Center. For the first time ever, a terrorist act against America was treated not as a matter of national security, but exclusively as a simple criminal offense. The individual bombers were tried in a criminal court. (The one plotter who got away fled to Iraq, that peaceful haven of kite-flying children unti
If Only...
Sorry for the formatting I just dont have time right now to fix it...My aunt sent this to me and I thought it worth sharing... ################################### WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. >> PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? >> >> >> My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has >> been completed. >> >> Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our >> mission in Iraq is complete. >> >> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American >> forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is >> now to begin the reckoning. >> >> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries >> which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is >> short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland >> are some of the countries listed there. >> >> The other list contains everyone no
If Only
Your words are like bombs flewing trough my heart, Again reality made my life tear apart. The perfect story is vanished away in time, If only you knew what I was really thinking when I smile. I'm crying all these tears for something that ain't for me, Screaming , Dying all for you why can't you see. I'm over this i told you but I just lied, Cause I didn't want you to know how much I cried. I'm here for you night and day, But I'd rather like to go away. I just can't stand the pain of what I feel, And the fact that these wounds don't seem to heal. I'm broken inside, and I have no way to go.. If only I was brave enough to let you know If only she knew
If Only!
If only we had another chance perhaps a second dance Saying a little prayer hoping you will be there If only I had said let's just cuddle instead Had I only explained how it feels to say your name If only we hadn't had a fight you would still be holding me tight If I could erase your heartbreak maybe you would be here when I wake If only I could say wishing for one more day To show you the love I feel is heartbreakingly real. If only we had another chance Perhaps a second dance Saying a little prayer hoping you will be there
If Only
Today was... A bad day for me , it is still a bad night and will run another bad day and every day between now and the day of the funeral. I dont have the energy to fight, I dont have the need or want to continue a pointless arguement. To my brothers and sisters who are over seas, I am sorry i am not there with you. I wish despritly i was , perhaps i would make some small differance perhaps one more person might make it back alive insted in a body bag. I dont know, i am not fit for active duty and for that i am sorry, I was stupid as a young adult and enjoyed my arrogent extreme sports too much. I should of been more careful I should of watched more, maybe who knows what i am at fault for anymore, not even i know now. I cant help but stand here and doubt. I'm sorry ... I am forever sorry. I am sorry i am not there , i am sorry i am not better at my job and i am sorry if i bring shame to any of you. The army is all i know its how i was raised, Tho my parents were ne
If Only I Could Slip This Into Her Drink
Expose the exposure to me the glimpse of a fictional reality I can't and won't believe. I said you where a Diamond just because you are tough well i really am a virus and the host is us Can we try us? Can we devide our small details to reveal something precious a treasue so desireable Indiana Jones would be jealous and would try to obtain but it would be just for us to share to have to love........ when i snap my fingers you will wake up...
If Only
IF ONLY I hear the eerie howling Calling out to the gods of night I see the moon struck eyes with some forgotten secret yearning to tell I watch you stride with burning power across your enchanted world and my soul begs to be let free to run with you awild
If Only You Knew
Still struggling with internal issues internal conflicts not sure if they're just a PHASE.... silent screams... hidden pains source unknown losing control insanity slowly creeping in short days long sleepless nights Constant turmoil everlasting confusion ripping and tearing of the soul heart shattering into tiny microscopic pieces no longer breathing yet still living memories that haunt the soul anger that make me lose control hate, a familar emotion given such devotion taking over my mind, thoughts and maybe soon actions wishing to be free but never able to escape the feeling......
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If Only It Were That Easy
If Only You Were....
If you were here... I would gaze deeply into your eyes, begging without an utterance of words. You would instinctively know what I wanted, what I needed and what I ached for. If you were here... I would teasingly brush the corner of your mouth with mine. You would gently part your lips as you whispered promises of the ecstasy to come. If you were here... I would rest my head on your shoulder as I drowned myself with your scent. You would nuzzle me in closer, knowing that my breathing was getting more and more shallow. If you were here... I would listen intently to see if your heart was beating as rapidly as mine. You would softly tickle the back of my neck with your tongue to remind me that slow, deliberate strokes were imminent. If you were here... I would surrender freely and effortlessly to your physical prowess, and you, to my desire for passion. If you were here... Together, we would see the harshness of the day fall away as we shed the clothes fro
If Only For One Night
LET ME HOLD YOU TIGHT IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT LET ME KEEP YOU NEAR TO EASE AWAY YOUR FEAR IT WOULD BE SO NICE IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT I WON'T TELL A SOUL NO ONE HAS TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO BE TOTALLY DISCREET I'LL BE AT YOUR SIDE IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT YOUR EYES SAY THINGS I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU AND MY KNEES ARE SHAKIN TOO BUT I'M WILLIN TO GO THRU I MUST BE CRAZY STANDIN IN THIS PLACE BUT I'M FEELING NO DISGRACE FOR ASKING...... LET ME HOLD YOU TIGHT IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT LET ME KEEP YOU NEAR TO EASE AWAY YOUR FEAR IT WOULD BE SO NICE IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT I TELL YOU WHAT I NEED IS ONE NIGHT, ONE NIGHT OH (AND OH, OH) WHAT I NEED IS ONE NIGHT, ONE NIGHT OF YOUR LOVE, OF YOU LOVE, OF YOUR LOVIN OOH I'M ASKING... LET ME TAKE YOU HOME TO KEEP YOU SAFE AND WARM TILL THE EARLY DAWN WARMS UP TO THE SUN IT WOULD BE SO NICE IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT iF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT, NIGHT, NIGHT, YEAH ONE NIGHT IF ONLY
If Only (erotica)
The Fire burning deep inside Passion building I can't hide I need to yell and scream and shout Can you feel what it's about The heat between us so intense Stealing all the innocent pertience I yearn to have you between my thighs Filling me with rythmic strides Can you feel my fires heat Place my hand agaisnt your meat Lips are burning for your kiss Whisper soft to me your wish Would you have me bind your hands Would you think that it was grand Would you desire that I treat you cruel When I would rather have you rule Tell me are you burning hot Can you feel my passion not Each time I seek you out it seems I am only reaching out for dreams I wonder what you'd have me do If I were standing there with you ©Dark
If Only.......
I find myself asking this question..if only...alot these days. More now than ever. Certain circumstances prevent me from what is inevitable, but i'm sure will soon come. The tears i've shed and the pain i've endured was all in vain. Is it a crime to want only love? I would say not. There again, these days love is only a faint whisper in dark that only the ones that TRULY want it can hear. But to grasp this leads to pain and heartache. Are we strong enough to bear the pain and heartache to experiance the few short moments of happiness or are we so weak it will never come. No matter what the price i've stuck it out i've bore more than one should bare. I've loved until my dying heart couldn't love any more, yet still pressed on. What more is there to give than yet another tear and another sleepless night. Is there any reason to put oneself through this amount of agony? So I say this: if only i could have seen what was down this road would it have been worth it to carry this awful load? If
If Only!
If only we had another chance perhaps a second dance Saying a little prayer hoping you will be there If only I had said let's just cuddle instead Had I only explained how it feels to say your name If only we hadn't had a fight you would still be holding me tight If I could erase your heartbreak maybe you would be here when I wake If only I could say wishing for one more day To show you the love I feel is heartbreakingly real. If only we had another chance Perhaps a second dance Saying a little prayer hoping you will be there
If Only You Were Here
If only you were here, My empty heart would rest In the bastion of familiar comfort... If only you were here, My unchecked thoughts would quiet In the harbor of your crescent understanding... If only you were hear, Your touch would calm My quickened breath... But you are gone. Holding another. Calming his casualties. Giving him rest, And sharing the love you planted And cared for with me... Yes, you are gone, Nursing him, as a Shepherd would prepare a lamb... How can I possibly miss you? How can I want you near? The dynamics of love Are often so strange When love is based on fear...
If Only But A Whisper
A whisper from the wind calls to me. It carries my name throughtout time, space, and darkness. The words, though unclear, reach deep within my soul where only you can go. The tears form and blink slowly from my eyes. Why can only you do this to me? As I teeter on the line of hating you, the utter mention of your name reminds me of a different place. A place I once was, if only for a short time. Sadness consumes me and my thoughts. As I slip further from the fakeness of this world, I remember the something I once was. Can you still see me? The dark shrouds me like a blanket that I wish never to be uncovered from. The safety of becoming numb has protected me thus far. But still I hear a whisper. If it is only but a whisper, why does it bellow out for only me to hear? The pain is an illusion, one that only I can see, hear, and smell. The sense of being able to feel has left me. The sense of tasting you would be too sweet for me to handle. Damn the whisper, it haunts me.
If Only You Could Hear My Heart
If you could hear my heart What would you hear? The joy and happiness, or the pain and sorrow If you could hear my heart Would it be honest with you? Or would it shy away to scared to talk If you could hear my heart Would it put on a disguise? To cover up the pain that it has suffer If only you could hear What my heart would say It would tell you how happy You make it. My heart would let you know That you are not the Cause of pain But the healer. My heart would say that I am unstable And some days the Pain is more that it can bear. If only you could hear my heart It would tell you that It is glitter Someday a mask is To disguise what is Being held inside The main thing that My heart would tell you is It loves you If only you could hear what my heart says February 2006
If Only You Let Me Love You
You want give me the time of day You are so popular I would never fit into you sociality If only you would let me love you. You would know I am for really I have so much To give The ladies you been with I cannot compete with them. Their looks so nature, Makeup cannot even help me. If only you would let me Love you I would give you my all I would love you forever. My wings are ready to spread My heart ready to explode Just one minute of your time To show you what I have to offer. If only you would let me love you. You will help me bloom Into a beautiful rose. If only you would let me Love you. October 2005
If Only.....
Everyone has a soul mate...Someone who you consider your best friend, and the one you can talk to about anything. The one you can sit around and do absolutely nothing with, but be just as happy. The one who you go to when you are upset and they will do anything in their power to make you happy again. The one who can read your mind when you haven't said a word...The one who does the little things, but means the world to you.
If Only Once
If Only Once... I write this poem for the woman that I feel but can never see I know the tears I shed are twice the pain I sense is combined You're already inside my heart and yet I do not know you... Where are you such a redunant question which I know you ask as well when can I ever see you be near you when can this torment stop? I always think you are near me but yet my sadness grieves our distance I'm so afraid to miss you out there that I would endure a lifetime of loneliness if only to meet you, my love my idyllic, sensual concubine if only, once Where are you can you feel me need you needing the invisible the phantom lover I am warmed by the fires of your gentle, kind soul yet I have not caressed your skin or looked deep into your eyes if only I could... if only once Could I see you stand up to me and fall in love with me this man who has loved others but never those who have loved him do I dare believe in such miracles are the fates
If One More Person...
IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON CALLS ME UGLY OR TRASHES MY LOOKS.. I WILL LOSE MY MIND AND GO OFF..I SWEAR TO THE GODS I WILL!!!!!I HAVE HAD IT. NO ONE ON THE FACE OF THIS DAMNED PLANET HAS THE RIGHT TO JUDGE ANYONE FOR NOTHING!!!!
If Only Love Was This Simple !!
: a girl bumps your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl cries she wants you to hold her close and tell her everything is going to be ok When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to
If Only
IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE HOW SPECIAL YOU MAKE ME FEEL IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE HOW PERFECT YOU ARE TO ME IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE HOW LOVING YOU DOES FEEL IF ONLY I COULS MAKE YOU SEE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE ME SMILE IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE HOW MUCH I WANT YOU TO BE MINE IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE THAT MY LOVE FOR YOU IS REAL IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE THAT THIS IS LIKE A DREAM IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE REALLY REAL IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE THAT THIS IS NOT JUST A DREAM IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE THINGS THROUGH MY EYES AND MIND IF ONLY YOU COULD FEEL THESE THINGS THROUGH MY HEART AND SOUL.
If Only My Heart Could Stop Hurting... For Once...
Sometimes you love something so much that it hurts to leave it. Sometimes it hurts too much to hold on to that thing you love. And sometimes you let go of what you love because it hurts, but then just sometimes... everything actually happen and it's back and living happily ever after. * * * * * * * * * Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean? * * * * * * * * * When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut... it will heal, but there will always be a scar. * * * * * * * * * You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. Cause sadness due to love is breathing.... You'll have to breath at some point... * * * * * * * * * When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most. * * * * * * * * * When you said forever, you meant a few months. When I said forever, I meant every day until I died. When you said always,
If Only
HERE THEY COME EVERYNITES THE SAME SILENT STARS FROM A DISTANT FLAME JUST LIKE THE MEMORIES OF YOU THAT I HOLD INSIDE I SEE YOUR TOUCH BUT ALL THE WARMTH HAS DIED EMPTY ROOMS CROWED BY THE PAST TIME IS MY ENEMY AND THE DAYS KEEP MOVING FAST BUT THE NITES ALONE CAN BE AN ETERNITY THATS NEVER HEALS THE SCARS OF FOOLISH PRIDE IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW GOOD BYE IS NOT SO EASY NOW THE FREEDOM THAT I WALKED AWAY TO GAIN IS NOTHING BUT THESE CHAINS AND YOU ALONE CAN BREAK AND FREE ME NOW YOUR HEART WOULD COME UNDONE JUST LOOKIN AT ME ONCE MY LOVE WILL BRING YOU BACK IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE ME NOW HERE I AM A STRANGER TO A SMILE AND TRYING TO FIGHT BACK THE TEARS BUT IM MISSIN BY A MILE LIKE THE LONELY MOON YOU SEE ABOVE THAT SAILS THE DARK ALONE FOREVER I HAVE NO LIGHT OF MY OWN OTHER THAN THE LOVE WE'VE KNOWN SO LONG AGO FOREVER IF YOU COULD FEEL ME NOW YOUR HEART WOULD COME UNDONE IF YOU COULD TOUCH ME ONCE I KNOW LOVE WILL BRING YOU BACK IF ONLY YOU COULD FEEL ME NOW
If Only
If only I could wait forever, To have you by my side. If only I could have you here, To show you the tears I've cried. If only you had the knowledge, That there's nothing I want more. Anything, anywhere in this world, Is to love someone and adore. If only you were mine, You'd know how much I love you. And maybe somewhere in time, You'll know how much I do. If only I had your heart, You'd know how much you mean to me. Maybe you'd appreciate my love for you, But I never had you anyway. You never knew my love at all. What am i to do without you now. After I gave you my heart and soul, Hoping you'd return it somehow.
If Only
He blew in like the wind On a warm October night Carefree and wild With his smile, his charm, And those deep eyes you could swim in He tousled my hair and caressed my skin, Covering every inch of me, Whispering sweet nothings into my ear, And I believed them to be true At once, the sky turned gray and unstable, Forcing me to find refuge away from him, To let go of him for my own safety Just as suddenly, the air was clear and stagnant, For he was gone, swept away by the same wind that blew him in If only I could have made him stay, Held on tighter, been more than I was If only I hadn’t been foolish enough, Foolish enough to believe the stories, the fantasies Foolish enough to believe that he could be caught But like the wind, he slipped through my fingers
If Only
Late at night I think in my mind If only I could find someone like you Then I realize it's hard to find And turns my heart shades of blue If only I had the will to go on I would find the perfect one But all the good ones are gone And the bad ones are no fun Then I come to realize She is perfect and so great To anybody else she's not in their eyes But to me it's almost like fate If only I could have that girl It would make me so glad But somebody else has this pearl And it makes my heart break and i feel bad If only I could make her see that we should be together Then I would have this thing called love And Earth would feel like the Heavens above
If Only... ( Short Poem)
If only I could remember the joy without the pain hovering the memory of us like a black cloud... If only I could remember what it felt like to be held by you without the coldness of your shoulder as your turned and walked away.... If only I could remember how you loved me before I slipped from the memory of your heart... If only... If only...
If Only I Could Escape Myself
I struggle through this life Each day, a hard-won battle Trying to overcome the best I can Can I lock this pain away? I can't go forward, can't go back I'm stuck with unforgotten memories I can't feel at peace, can't break free Did I lack what you needed? Should I have changed for you? Would you then have stayed? Would I still have your love? If I had you face to face Would I drop my soul at your feet? Would I lay my pain bare? Would I not say a thing? Bear my cross without complaint? You could help me ease this ache By providing much needed closure You aren't willing to bestow such a gift By committing that selfless act This open wound still bleeds for you A prisoner of my own heart If only I could escape myself But I know the scars won't fade
If Only ...
If only I could make you see how much you mean to me If only I could make you see how special you make me feel If only I could make you see how perfect you are to me If only I could make you see how loving you does feel If only I could make you see how much you make me smile If only I could make you see how much I want you to be mine If only I could make you see that my love for you is real If only I could make you see that this is like a dream If only you could make me see that you are really real If only you could make me see that this is not just a dream If only you could see these things through my eyes and mind If only you could feel these things through my heart and soul If All these Ifs may come true you would finally see that you're really meant for me my endless love to be
If Only
If only it Could only be, That you could be here To talk with me. To tell me of Your whole day, Of how it all Went your way. We could talk Of the weather too, Or whatever subject Brought up by you. We'd skirt the issues Of meanings deep, And why it is I still can't sleep. We'd dance around The honest things, And side step all That truth might bring. We could talk about What you saw on TV, Any thing other than Of you and me. Oh but if only You were here, We could laugh and joke While I hid my fear. I'd paste on that smile For you to see, To make you think Nothing's wrong with me. That all was right Within my soul, That I had it all Under control. Oh but if only It could be, That you were here Right now with me.
If Only
if only the world would end if only it was'nt just a blur if only i had 2 minutes to think about what i did if only time would just stop there is no if only ! just to late!
If Only The Blonds Ruled The World.
THREE GIRLS ALL WORKED IN THE SAME OFFICE WITH THE SAME FEMALE BOSS. EACH DAY, THEY NOTICED THE BOSS LEFT WORK EARLY. ONE DAY THE GIRLS DECIDED THAT, WHEN THE BOSS LEFT, THEY WOULD LEAVE RIGHT BEHIND HER. AFTER ALL, SHE NEVER CALLED OR CAME BACK TO WORK, SO HOW WOULD SHE KNOW THEY WENT HOME EARLY? THE BRUNETTE WAS THRILLED TO BE HOME EARLY. SHE DID A LITTLE GARDENING, SPENT PLAYTIME WITH HER SON, AND WENT TO BED EARLY. THE REDHEAD WAS ELATED TO BE ABLE TO GET IN A QUICK WORKOUT AT THE SPA BEFORE MEETING A DINNER DATE. THE BLONDE WAS HAPPY TO GET HOME EARLY AND SURPRISE HER HUSBAND, BUT WHEN SHE GOT TO HER BEDROOM, SHE HEARD A MUFFLED NOISE FROM INSIDE. SLOWLY AND QUIETLY, SHE CRACKED OPEN THE DOOR AND WAS MORTIFIED TO SEE HER HUSBAND IN BED WITH HER LADY BOSS! GENTLY, SHE CLOSED THE DOOR AND CREPT OUT OF HER HOUSE. THE NEXT DAY, AT THEIR COFFEE BREAK, THE BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD PLANNED TO
~if One Day....~
If Only For A Minute
If Only For A Minute, I Could Tell How I Feel Deep Down Inside. If Only For A Minute, True Love Was Actually True. If Only For A Minute, We Could Be Together,Side by Side. If Only For A Minute, I Wouldn't Be So Afraid. If Only For A Minute, I Love You Would Be The Easiest Thing To Say. If Only For A Minute, I Would Long To Hear Your Voice. If Only For A Minute, I Loved You And You Loved Me Too.
If Only
f only the world could see what I feel then, would the world, know who I am I've loved, lost and feared the world for it is sometimes too much to bare Control, power, is what I fear for I am weak inside and full of pain I shout and cry, but knowing there is nobody there to hear me I swallow the shame and anger that lies beneath me I am lost to reality and living in time Though I am struggling through life and all that it offers, I am only human and that is what makes me . . . Me. Still, I wish for the happiness and pleasure that I have earned, but realize that, I have not yet overcome the world's greatest challenge Love! and how to accept it - I am ready to face my fears
If & Only If?
If someone from your past came back into your life. You both had something for one another.... but you ended up with the raw deal in the end. Do you give them another chance? Knowing who they are but yet they have changed so much that your left being confused... Not knowing if you should care again or not. Making the same mistake twice is hard. When you care for someone twice does it get easier when the fall comes or does it get harder? To care for someone twice in life is pretty hard the first time. But should it matter or have any effect now?
If Only In My Dreams
When I close my eyes you are here with me, I can feel your warm breath on my skin and the sound of your heart beating. Your hands touch my face as you look into my eyes and we are one. Our spirits unite in a dance of joy as you take me in your arms showing me all that you know. I feel safe with you, I belong with you. The stars twinkle brightly and I know all is right being here with you tonight. As your hands slide down my naked body I melt into you. I ache for your touch and I feel closer still as your lips touch mine. The energy between us pulses through the night air surrounding us. Engulfing us, taking us to heights we have only imagined. As you press your body into mine all of reality ceases to exist we are in a world of our own known only unto us. As I lay in your arms to sleep for the night I am at peace. If only in my dreams
If Only I Could Sleep Tonight
If Only I could sleep tonight in a Bed made of roses If only we could be together and hold me so tight in your velvet arm in the cold dark night, If only tonight we could share our moment and freely open our heart to fullfilled our dreams for we made to believe that we will be forever as time pass by and we may find the strenght to live with full of joy and happiness and never wake up in a good night sleep.
If Only I Knew..
If Only I Knew.. It is you I think of My fingertips touching your lips Moving slowly to your cheeks And lightly over closed eyes A breath sucked in And slowly exhaled Is my touch painful? My fingers keep moving I can feel your breath on my face As you move closer My heart beats faster Faster Anticipation Waiting for your lips to touch mine Waiting I wet my lips I’m waiting Your lips touch mine gently Too gently Hearts beat faster Echoing I lean forward Strong hands on my back Bring me closer Not close enough Mouths open wider Hands move to my neck and up To cup my head Fingers snake through my hair You hold on tighter Your grasp pulls me forward My hair is loose now Twisted through your fingers Thigh touches thigh Your hard chest is strained against me Hands slowly fall away I open my eyes Looking into yours I see myself I hope you’re thinking what I am I wish I knew If only I knew
If Only U Knew
if only things would change if only you knew just how i feel if only u could see my pain If only u walked my shoes If only u could know me If only u cared for me If only u loved me If only u didn't lie If only u didn't make me cry If only u knew what it was like for me to see the pain and stop the hate and calling me names. If only u saw me cry and have me as a friend and to trust and see how it is to be happy again is what i want if only u knew what i'm like in life then you wouldn't be saying the bad things u been saying about me that make me cry so if only it would change so i can smile again. If only u cared it would make me smile in life and i would always help u no matter how mad i am at u. by rachell brink
If Only You Knew
If u only knew that iwas in darkness and needed the sun to shine on my face, would you come and remove the shadow? If u only knew that i longed for tender touch and your most intimate kisses, would you come to rescue me like a night in shining armor? If u only knew that my nights were spent crying out my eyes until i had no more tears,would u come and comfort me? But mostly, if u knew that my love was deeper than the oceans and farther than any eye could see;If u knew that my thoughts, my actions, my world were centered upon u;If u knew that i cared more than anyone ever could, Would u care about me and my feelings, would u think of me as some crazy girl, would u feel the same way that i do about u? If u only knew...
If Only........
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring a
If Only You Knew...
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for
If Only
If I only had one life I would live it with you If I only had a dollar Id half it with you If I only had one drink I would buy two straws If I had only one meal Id share it with you If I only had a minute left Id spend it with You
If Only
How many times have you thought "If only"? If only this would have happened, or if only I had done this instead. Most of us could ask this of ourselves many times in our lives. I find myself using it almost daily. If only I had made choices in my life different than the ones I have, what would be different, how would my life be now. It can make you think of many things, how many changes, would just one "if only" make. I mentally follow the line back to the start, making the changes one at a time, seeing how life would be and what I might have become. We can all have our dreams and make our wish's. Dreaming of life without the hardships we all endure or a life with people we have lost. In all the times I have questioned myself and asked "if only", I come to the same realization, I would lose too many of the things I hold most dearly in my life. Of these things my children, my grandchildren and most of all you, I would not want to lose. So the next time you ask yourself "i
If Only You Were My Heart
IF ONLY YOU WERE MY HEART I WOULD BE HAPPY IF ONLY YOU WERE BESIDE ME I WOULD BE CONTENTED IF ONLY YOU COULD LOVE ME I WOULD BE STAISFIED IF ONLY YOU COULD HOLD ME I WOULD FEEL SAFE IF ONLY YOU WERE MY LOVE I WOULD BE COMPLETE IF ONLY YOU WERE MY LOVER I WOULD CRY TEARS OF JOY AND IF ONLY YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING I WOULD LIVE AS YOU WOULD BE MY LIFE
If Only
Trapped within this box some call 'life' Tied down to thoughts of your face Pondering inside dreams to become your wife Though still we are bound by the mere strings fate gave us... And in love is what we must trust If only another time and place If only... in this life Why must love hurt so And why do we have to stand against the wind My true love, will you ever know Ever know how my heart aches for you Or how I admire all that you do for I am in love... A love that will never end You live within me... like the night is in the heart of the crow If only I could hold you in my arms To let you feel the beat of my heart I would absorb your laughter... every once of your charm If only... I could hear you say my name My life would never be the same But I know, for now, we must be apart If only you were here to keep me warm If only...
If Only
Is it something I regret? You pass by me every day, and I only think, How can I forget? It's as if your soul and mine Were intertwined and the only thing I can think of Is you... Sometimes it makes me crumble, Sometimes it makes me break down, Sometimes the sorrow is too hard to bear, Oh, if only I could be somebody else, If only I didn't regret, If only I could forget, If only...
If Only You Knew
if only you knew how much my heart over flows with love for you if only you could see the way you feel my hopes and dreams your the owner of my heart the ruler surpreme even in the dark of night ive only think about you to feel your loving light and from this world i drift feeling as if i'll never touched the ground again.. for you hold the key to my heart ....written bye tamera ''countryhottie 1976 for my man william
If Only ;)
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 30 Sep 2007, 17:40 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Son of LibertyDate: September 30, 2007 8:31 PMBody: Need anymore be said?Get yours and show the world how you feel and what you believe.BraceletPeace and Truth,Kevin ~ Son of Liberty
If Only
If only It were... I keep gazing at the wall, listening to the clock. it hurts just to realize. if it were written down-- and you would be the guy, we'd be the perfect pair, thrown upon a bucket of glares. maybe I don't mind having you as I sit here, wondering how many novels, I'd read dreaming of you. where you'll smile, whenever I turn my back, walk away. and I'd laugh, till tears would fall, dreaming of you. but as every story has a villain, and every villain has a plan. and everything just disappeared, away. What could I have done? My eyes has garnered tears, as I look down at my fears, wondering what went wrong. Is it what I have asked? To wear each other's masks? What happened to story, that I dreamed to create? Where I'll wrap you around my arms, and you'd throw away the tears, comfort all my fears. Where I can see you smile, and you can hear me laugh, walking for another mile. If only it were all true. Tell me if I can still have my happy en
If Only...
"If only tears can wash away all the memories... I would cry an ocean and ask the waves to take the wounds away... And this broken soul can pick itself up and be whole again..." (",)
If Only That Lil Blue Pill Wouldnt Have Made Me Blind!
It seems that on the rare occasion that I sit in front of the boob tube to watch TV I always seem to catch a commercial for one medication or another. Most commonly is the erecticle dysfunction medication such as Viagra or Levitra. I'm pleased that Viagra chose another route other than Bob Dole telling us about his "little issue" (no pun intended – well, ok, maybe it was intended). I got tired of seeing old Bob confessing about his problem but of course we all have our issues and I give him props for admitting his to the entire damn country. I'm sure in the near future we'll be hearing celebrities confessing their issue with pin worms creating a serious problem with itchy asses and some new miracle drug they are taking to cure this ailment! Here's what baffles me still. When I watch these commercials I hear slow and steady explanations about how Viagra or Levitra can help enhance a man's sex life by achieving harder erections. WAHOO!! Great, right? Possibly. Th
If Only Life Were Like That.....
IN MY NEXT LIFE! I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an ()rgasm. I rest my case.
If Only!!
If only I can reach out and touch you, press my lips against yours, anytime, day or night. If only my dreams of you would turn into a reality, bringing us together until the end of time. If only you knew how you live in me, when I’m awake, and in my dreams. If only you knew you stole my heart, unlocking my love and desires opening up my emotions, which had died. If only you can see when you look into my eyes, the reflection of you and me. If only you knew you were the one, I’ve been waiting for all my life. If only I knew, you already knew
If Only
If only i had a minute Or maybe even more Id tell you what im thinking And what ive been waiting for Ive been waiting for you And you probably didnt know That secretely everytime you leave Im praying you wouldnt go In my dreams were together In reality I cry Because ive told myself Without you I would die If only you had a minute Or maybe even more You could sit and tell me What youve been waiting for
If Only I Could Cry
Have you ever felt a great pain, a sorrow beyond believe. and been unable to cry? To easily hurt and to hurt hard, and not be able to cry? To ache and to morn and only squeeze a single salty tear. If only I could cry, so much pain would be let free. If only I could show the pain building up inside. Let me cry, please let me cry I beg to no one at all. let me sob, and let me whine. Yet when I hurt and my heart needs freeing, my eyes barely seem to wet. I havent cried in years, though my feelings push and scream. Loss and sorrow hurt and pain, never more than a few tiny drops is all my eyes will give.... I wonder shall I ever cry again? If only I could cry I feel I could truly live. Wrote by Amanda "Kat"
If Only Tears Could Bring You Back To Me By Midnight Sons
Pokemon the First Movie Soundtrack Lyrics Midnight Sons - If Only Tears Could Bring You Back Lyrics How will I start Tomorrow without you here Who's heart will guide me When all the answers disappear Is it too late Are you too far gone to stay This one's forever Should never have to go away What will I do You know I'm only half without you How will I make it through If only tears could bring you back to me If only love could find a way What I would do, what I would give If you returned to me someday Somehow, someway If my tears could bring you back to me I'd cry you an ocean If you'd sail on home again Wings of emotion Will carry you, I know they can Just light will guide you And your heart will chart the course Soon you'll be drifting Into the arms of your true north Look in my eyes And you will see a million tears have gone by And still they're not dry If only tears could bring you back to me If only love could find a way What I w
If Only
IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT'S TOUCH WE WERE IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS I COULD SHOW YOU JUST HOW MUCH OUR LIVES WOULD CHANGE IN WAYS WE ONLY DREAM OF.
~if Only Guys Realized~
A very SMART girl wrote this.......And I think it's PERFECT !!! This is a tribute to the nice girls. The nice girls made of sugar and spice, who always get overlooked, and who sit and endure endless ranting about the psycho-bitch stalker sluts men are wasting their time with, all the while embodying an angelic, classy exterior that is underrated. This is dedicated to the girls who pick up the phone at 2 a.m. to talk to their belligerently drunk guy friends and listen to them for hours about nonsense because they don't feel like going to sleep. This is for the girls who still say thank you to the guy who hurries to hold the door open for the leggy blonde in front of you, then squeezes in front of you and barely saves the door from slamming in your face. This is in honor of the girls who reiterate how lucky any girl would be to have a certain guy, and then tell him 50 different ways to impress the girl of his dreams who is too stupid and stuck up to notice him in the first place. This
If Only
If only my heart could sing for you, such a beautiful song it would sing....
If Only I Knew
If Only I Knew It is you I think of My fingertips touching your lips Moving slowly to your cheeks And lightly over closed eyes A breath sucked in And slowly exhaled Is my touch painful? My fingers keep moving I can feel your breath on my face As you move closer My heart beats faster Faster Anticipation Waiting for your lips to touch mine Waiting I wet my lips I’m waiting Your lips touch mine gently Too gently Hearts beat faster Echoing I lean forward Strong hands on my back Bring me closer Not close enough Mouths open wider Hands move to my neck and up To cup my head Fingers snake through my hair You hold on tighter Your grasp pulls me forward My hair is loose now Twisted through your fingers Thigh touches thigh Your hard chest is strained against me Hands slowly fall away I open my eyes Looking into yours I see myself I hope you’re thinking what I am I wish I knew If only I knew
If Only You Knew
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for
If Only You Knew......for Bd
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for you...
If Only For One Night
Let me Hold you Tight only for one night let me keep you near to ease away your fears it would be so nice if only for one night I wont tell a soul no one has to know if you want to be totally discreet I'll be at your side if only for one night If I never hear from you and my knees are shaken too but Im willing to go through I must be crazy Im standing here the same but I feeling no disgrace Let me hold you tight if only for one night let me keep you near to ease away your fear it would be so nice if only for one night if only for night Im asking let me take you home to keep you safe and warm till the early dawn till we see the sun it would be so nice if only for one night
If Only You Knew,
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for you...
If Only
IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW MY HEART OVER FLOSSES WITH YOUR LOVE IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE THE WAY YOU FILL MY HOPES AND DREAMS YOUR THE OWNER OF MY HEART THE RULER SURPREME EVEN IN THE DARK OF NIGHT IVE ONLY TO THINK ABOUT YOU TO FEEL YOUR LOVING LIGHT BRIGHTEN MY DAY AND FROM THIS WORLD I DRIFT FEELING AS IF I'LL NEVER TOUCH THE GROUND AGAIN IF ONLY YOU KNEW FOR YOU HOLD THE KEY TO MY HEART ...WRITTEN BYE COUNTRYHOTTIE1976
If Only You Knew
I can't find the words to say To tell you that I feel this way I want you, what can I do To make you want me next to you If you look at me, you'll understand All I want is to hold your hand I've felt this way for so long It hurts me that I don't belong Wanting you is all a dream My heart aches, I want to scream I smile and laugh just thinking about you Together now, I wish it was true I always imagine of your gently touch If only you knew I felt this much If only you could see the love in my eyes Of all those nights, I sat and cried Just look at me, I'm standing here Just call out my name, I'll be there How long the wait, I don't know When the day comes, I'll let it show If only you knew my feelings for you I'll stay, hopefully you'll feel the same way too
If Only My Body Were A Car...
IF ONLY MY BODY WERE A CAR... IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter ....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
If Only
If only we would weigh our words *before* their ever spoken I guarantee that there would be more silence left unbroken!!!
If Only He Knew
At night, I cannot sleep I try so hard not to think of you I lie awake And see your face It's the closest thing to perfect But the farthest thing from me O how I wish you were here Close to me Wrapped your arms around me But it's just a dream Can never be true But I can't forget you If only you knew Every time I see you I look at you You look into my eyes If only you knew I never thought it would be this hard To tell you that I love you O how I wish you were here Close to me Wrapped your arms around me But it's just a dream Can never be true But I can't forget you If only you knew Take my hand We'll make it I swear Take my hand And never let go O how I wish you were here Close to me Wrapped your arms around me But it's just a dream Can never be true But I can't forget you If only you knew
If Only You Knew~ Pattie Labelle
If One Day You Feel Like Crying
If one day you feel like crying, call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop, but I can run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be there for you but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if you call and there is no answer, come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk or how close you are and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.
If Only I Knew
If only I had known,the regret you had inside If only I had seen,the pain you tried to hide If only I had realized,the things werent just quiet right If only I had looked and seen the pain you alone could fight Maybe if I had done this things You would still be here Now theres naught I can do, But cry another tears If only I had been there,If only i had known this regret,it fills my heart a pain that over time grows...
If Only You Knew
IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT IT DOES TO ME WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES~ THEY MAKE ME FORGET TO BE STRONG, AND MY SELF CONTROL I ALMOST LOSE..... IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT YOUR SEXY SMILE DOES TO ME INSIDE~ IT MELTS MY HEART & SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME, IT MAKES ME WANT TO RUN AND HIDE..... IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW YOUR KISSES MAKE ME WANT TO FORGET THE WHOLE WORLD & WHAT I KNOW IS WRONG~ THEY MAKE ME NOT CARE, AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS "TO YOU" BELONG..... IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW YOUR TOUCH SETS MY SOUL ON FIRE~ YOU MAKE ME QUIVER INSIDE & FILL MY BODY WITH SOOOO DAMN MUCH DESIRE..... IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS FOR ME TO GET YOU OFF OF MY MIND~ IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MUCH I TELL MYSELF THAT THIS JUST COULDNT WORK-AND THAT YOU REALLY DIDNT MEAN THE THINGS YOU SAID, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU, I GUESS I'M JUST BLIND..... IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW GOOD THIS COULD REALLY BE BETWEEN US, AND HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU~ IF ONLY YOU KNEW~~ I WONDER~~WHAT WOULD YOU DO?.....
If Only You Knew
If Only You Knew... If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in retur
If Only...
autumn smiles are softer than summer ones. it makes it easier to say goodbye. like how leaving at just the right moment can leave both of your hearts full of joy for longer you try to recreate that reaction when nothing's happened, but you're only remembering when; you're only wanting what you borrowed to come back and pretend it's yours again. none of this can matter because if it did. well then i'd be so much sadder. so much sadder than i've ever been. hearts keep time, but won't chime like clocks to remind us how much has passed at some point the odometer turns over. goes back. and even though you know you have travelled all that distance. you've no way to prove. and you have to start all over again. i don't have a memory to stamp it with. all those moments evaporate what once was saturated in now is dry as any desert. how the colors turned so suddenly. and everything was barren. i guess it doesn't matter how it began nor how it ended. only what happened in the meanwhil
If Only Dreams Could Come True
If Only Dreams Could Come True Tonight as I struggle to sleep All I can do is think of you Wanting to hold you in my arms And make sweet love to you. Tears slowly cloud my world As I hold my pillow tight Wishing you were beside me To make things right. I cry myself to sleep Having dreams of you You lying beside me And cuddling me too. We looked into each other's eyes And that's all it took A night of passionate love We could have wrote a book. I've never felt more loved Than I did this one night It was just perfect And things felt so right. Then I felt my pillow damp The tears had fell like rain I realized you weren't there Then I felt the pain. Once again, Only a dream That had seemed so real The tears now unbearable Will my Heart ever heal? by Amy Pierce copyright© 2008
If Only You Could See
If Only You Could See by Bob Gallagher This isn’t supposed to be happening, I can’t believe it’s true. Even though it may sound silly, I can’t help falling in love with you. You have the body of a god, Enchanting green eyes, And the perfect brown hair. Just the sight of you makes me weak. If only you could see me, The same way I see you. We could be together forever, In a paradise for just us two. When I look into your eyes, I see the heaven that I long to be a part of, As I would be in a state of joy and comfort. I want you to know I love you with all my heart, If only you could see.
If Only
A story I read Subject: The Law of the Garbage Truck One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport . We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.' He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile , w
If Only
I realized one thing today, even though I'm happy for my best friend (he's finally found someone who is perfect for him) I still feel like I'm losing him. In 10 days he will be married. We've been through a lot together and he's always been the one I could go to for everything but, now it's hard to do that. He only live 30 minutes from me yet I haven't seen him in months and when we talk I can never talk to him about the things I have called him for cause he doesn't have time. I understand his life is changing and I am so happy for him but I miss our talks. He's like a brother to me. For over 5 years he has been the one that has kept me in line, kept me sane, and made me the person I am today. I hate that I feel like I'm losing him cause I know I'm not. I just wish I could have one day where we could just hang out like we used to. That's what I miss the most. Late nights, watchin movies and talking. There are a few things that have happened in my life recently that I REALLY wanted to t
If Only...
If only I could be with you instead of her when I'm with you my heart is filled with love when I'm away from you, I miss you immensely the problems we face is that you're with him wanting to be with me and I'm with her wanting so very much to be with you you say that you love me and I know that I love you so why are we not together instead of apart because he's my friend and I am a fool I should have asked you sooner to be with me but, I felt bad for him because he liked you too now we hide our love from everyone except each other we pass a look or a touch without anyone knowing but the more I am away from you the more it hurts If only I could be with you instead of her
If Only It Was That Easy...
It's funny how you can be so disgusted with someone but still love them with the little pieces of your heart. No, I'm not talking about the loser who abused me. I'm talking about the other loser who still has a piece or two of my heart. He tends to sneak into my life every once awhile, fuck me over, and then dip out quietly as he came in. What sucks the most is I carry a constant reminder of him on me. I see him in the club and I'm flooded with all the memories...some good..some bad. I swear I'm a magnet for loser men. I can proudly say I didn't go anywhere with him that night. I held my ground, and went home to my own bed alone. Right now I'm weak, and just want to be with someone but I don't need his drama. He knows he has me twisted, and in some ways I got him fucked up too cause he still calls me. It's a real fucked up friendship/relationship and to be honest I'm ready to be done with it as it drains me. But anyway, sorry for all the blogging..I got so much on my heart
If Only You Knew
I love leaving you clueless. I love making you think. I love making you wonder week after week. I love how you think you know it all, but in reality you know nothing. I love how you try to make me miserable, But you are the one who ends up suffering.
If Only
if only I could be with you I know theres a lot that we could do and we could spend some time alone I’m telling you, you’d never go home if only you could put me in your embrace I know there’d be a smile on your face and if you could only be with me id do for you things you only dreamed I wanna kiss you and love you and please you till you writhe I want you, I need you, I cant wait to try I want your kiss, your sweet tender lips to touch onto mine softly, doing more then such I can already feel your hardness and feel how you breathe I’m not gonna wait any longer, you’ve got me on my knees come here, let me kiss you all over and everywhere kiss me on my body, run your fingers through my hair I undress you with my eyes but then I use my teeth I can’t wait to feel you in me, to have you underneath well take me then and do it now if you’re afraid, ill show you how yes, I love this, you turn me on. my skin is getting hot Your lips on my neck have my
If Only
If Only by Me Sun ray's from the moment when I saw you Raven beauty that could only be touched by one Really not knowing if you noticed I found myself hoping to feel your touch Longing for your love To only have you in my arms You, only you could put a smile on my face Only if I could go where I wish I could It's not you that keeps me from this But the respect I have for you Hoping that you never forget that I am always here For that is what a true friend is for
If Only...
so. here I am. feeling so weak. my mother is lying in a hospital bed...with all of those breathing machines attached to her. I feel like every time that I turn around...that I am losing someone that I love. my mom and I haven't really been that close since I was a child, but she is the only mother that I was provided with, and I wouldn't have changed it for the world. if anything, I'd change the fact that I ever disrespected her in any way; despite whether she ever showed me any respect or not. it's funny, because it takes something like this to happen...to finally have a reality check. I can remember the times when I was a little girl...when my mom would wake me up and say 'Summer, we are going on a little road-trip,' and then she would put my hair in pig tails, and dress me up in these cute little two piece outfit's...and then put her purse on the front seat (since those were the days that car-seats weren't necessary, you know?) and then she'd put my short little butt on her purse, a
If Only Everyone Did What These Lyrics Say, Lol
Killswitch Engage - Unbroken Forever falling, Into oblivion The darkness crawls forward It engulfs, my will to live Fear is failure And this is my motivation Take back what was stolen Reclaim all that's lost With virtue, I will rise up from the ruins C'mon! Through adversity, there is redemption With passion, fighting I am unbroken Through adversity, there is redemption With passion, fighting I am, unbroken!! Take back what was stolen Embrace the cycle Refuse to turn back now and be led astray Fear is failure And this is my affirmation Through adversity, there is redemption With passion, fighting I am unbroken Through adversity, there is redemption With passion, fighting Unbroken!! The absence of fear, is the renewal of ourself The absence of doubt, breeds desire If there is truth to face I will design it I will not be denied!
If Only....
If Only Tonight
"If Only Tonight" Staring into outerspace As I count the shimmering stars Imagining what you look like, And wondering where you are. I feel the breeze gently whisper "He's closer than you know. Don't wander too far in search, Love doesn't want you to go.". As the fire burns brighter, I slowly close my emerald eyes. Our hearts miles from one another, Yet near enough to almost synchronize. I refuse to give up hope, My heart speaks the words too clear That love will find us one day soon, And erase our cautions of fear. Dream with me if only tonight... Beneath the light of the starry sky. We'll passionately fall fast in love... As the shooting stars fly by.
If Only I Had Tits
Yes this iz yet another attempt at posting a salute. Everytime i do it gets rejected for NO REAZON other than the fact i waz CREATIVE, and oh yeah ....becuz i dont have breasts. I wont be EVER submitting a salute on FUBAR...i got a lounge and dont give 2 fucks about points or levelz so FUBAR'Z BULLSHIT STAFF can KISS MY ASS.
If Only I Knew
It is you I think of My fingertips touching your lips Moving slowly to your cheeks And lightly over closed eyes A breath sucked in And slowly exhaled Is my touch painful? My fingers keep moving I can feel your breath on my face As you move closer My heart beats faster Faster Anticipation Waiting for your lips to touch mine Waiting I wet my lips I’m waiting Your lips touch mine gently Too gently Hearts beat faster Echoing I lean forward Strong hands on my back Bring me closer Not close enough Mouths open wider Hands move to my neck and up To cup my head Fingers snake through my hair You hold on tighter Your grasp pulls me forward My hair is loose now Twisted through your fingers Thigh touches thigh Your hard chest is strained against me Hands slowly fall away I open my eyes Looking into yours I see myself I hope you’re thinking what I am I wish I knew If only I knew
If One Day
If one day you feel like crying… Call me. I don’t promise you that… I will make you laugh But I can cry with you If one day you want to run away- Don’t be afraid to call me. I don’t promise to ask you to stop, But I can run with you. If one day you don’t want to listen to Anybody; Call me and… I promise to be very quiet. But… If one day you call and there is no answer… Come fast to see me… Perhaps I need you.
If Only
Are things right or wrong? Is society weak or strong? Their are rules and guidelines Sentences, tickets and fines Their are laws to follow and obey For a sane world which is not even close to 100% today Where is mom and dad? Unity between the two is slowly leaving most like a fad They are not all to blame When even perfect parents deal with grief and shame All the emotions and fear Search only the tv to find many to appear Music, movies and school have changed their ways Some have seen better days They as well are not the full reason So many feel sorry for themselves and play the blame game its the season The battle of he said she said Why can't everyone be happy and sleep well in bed? All is to be seen is negativity Not exactly the best of scenery For the word love seems so lost at sea Cannot be heard often in the air that is open and free The lack of care is beyond compare If only more people were aware
If One Day
If one day, I have forgotten about you Will you stay by my side Telling me stories of our journey together If one day, I can't remember your face Will you stay by my side Let me feel your face The warmth of its skin If one day, I am gone, Will you come to my grave Tell me that you are okay And, its alright for me to leave first If one day, When my time here Has ended Know that I've always love you And, I always have
If Only For A Moment
If only for a moment In the shadow land of dreams in the night I held you, soft as a kiss, in passion tight. Enchanted by the melody of your heart's song. Resisting the morning, to keep this moment long. If only for a moment, we could kiss we never knew, we could feel like this. If only for a moment, our passion entwines, the physical bouquet of our corporal wines. Your scent seduces my inner yearning, stoking the embers of love to burning. Gently I pleasure you, both body and soul, two hearts beating to make a love whole. If only for a moment, we could sensuously feel, each other's erotic joys become deliciously real. If only for a moment, my love could fill your desire, and lustfully and lovingly release my erupting fire. In the heat of this passionate desire and erotic dream, my love will satisfy you, with a sweet fresh cream. Lifted and gifted, lovers longing to have it their way, consummated if only for a moment, .......someday.
If Only I Could See
KINKYCOMMENTS.COM If only I could see, The world that lies behind your eyes Then I could see who broke your heart Who’s the one you mourn and shed a Trail of tears in life… If only I could see, The world that lies behind your eyes I could kiss away the sorrow that’s keeping You awake at night? Sheltering you out of the twilight of my Dreams, forbidding your Mind and spirit to merge and Dream with mine…. If only I could see, The world that lies behind your eyes I could be there with you through the blissful times Thunderstorms and kiss your blues away, You're all I think and dream of, every minute of The day every step I take, I can’t perform at work Loneliness seems to be my only friend but there’s one good thought, You’re always on my mind as I Imagine myself in your arms and in These eyes… If only I could see, The world that lies behind your eyes I drink your tears and heal your heart with every kiss Yo
If Only
if only i listened to him i would not miss his voice if only i was not busy looking at others i would still be seeing him now if only i took his hand then i won’t be longing for his touch if only i did not speed up then he would have catched up w/ me if only i hugged him he would not have let go if only i cared he would have stayed if only i wasn’t scared to face reality then i never would have lost his love
If Only Weunderstood
If We Only Understood Could we but draw back the curtain, That surrounds each others lives, See the naked heart and spirit; Know what spur the action gives; Often we would find it better, Purer then we think we would. We would love each other better, If we only understood.
If Only Dreams Came True
Tonight as I struggle to sleep All I can do is think of you Wanting to hold you in my arms And make sweet love to you. Tears slowly cloud my world As I hold my pillow tight Wishing you were beside me To make things right. I cry myself to sleep Having dreams of you You lying beside me And cuddling me too. We looked into each others eyes And that's all it took A night of passionate love We could have wrote a book. I've never felt more loved Than I did this one night It was just perfect And things felt so right. Then I felt my pillow damp The tears had fell like rain I realized you weren't there Then I felt the pain. Once again, Only a dream That had seemed so real
If Only....
If he only knew I was still in love with him If he only knew how much I still cared a and loved and yearned to call him my own again If he only knew how much it kills me inside everytime he speaks about her If he only knew how deep my love still was for then maybe if he knew he'd tell me he was stil in love with me and save me from this misery If he only knew how much pain and anger I hide within myself, maybe he'd offer to save me If he only still loved me the way he used too
If Only It Were Legal
Sometimes, ok a lot of the times I feel like choking the shit out of people. Today especially. Go fuck yourself and your little dog too! Blah
If Only Dreams Could Come True
Tonight as I struggle to sleep All I can do is think of you Wanting to hold you in my arms And make sweet love to you. Tears slowly cloud my world As I hold my pillow tight Wishing you were beside me To make things right. I cry myself to sleep Having dreams of you You lying beside me And cuddling me too. We looked into each other's eyes And that's all it took A night of passionate love We could have wrote a book. I've never felt more loved Than I did this one night It was just perfect And things felt so right. Then I felt my pillow damp The tears had fell like rain I realized you weren't there Then I felt the pain. Once again, Only a dream That had seemed so real The tears now unbearable Will my Heart ever heal?
If Only You'd Want Me.
I'd wanna wake up next to you, With your arms around my waist, And your eyes, so blue, looking into mine. I would want you to protect me forever, And infinitely be mine, only mine. I would wanna be there where you are, So I can always make you smile. I'd do anything you asked of me, Just to make you happy. Only yours is what I'd be, If you would promise to forever love me.
If Only For A Moment
If only for a moment is all I get with you, then that's enough to last a lifetime for me. If only for a moment is all you can give, then I will be appreciative of that moment. If only for a moment is all I have to give, then I would give you that moment. If only for a moment is all I am allowed then I want it to belong to you. If only for a moment you could see you through my eyes. The strength, the passion, the beauty, the wonderfulness that is you. If only for a moment you could hear the beautiful words you speak to me. If only for a moment, I would want my moment to be with you.
If One Day..
If One Day... If one day you feel like crying... Call Me I don't promise that I will make you laugh, But I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away- Don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop...But I can run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone... Call Me. I promise to be there for you. And I promise to be very quiet. But if one day you call... And there is no answer... Come fast to see me. Maybe I need you. If I ever ignored you. I'm Sorry... If I ever made you feel bad or put you down. I'm Sorry... If I ever thought I was bigger and better than you. I love You! Don't ever forget that! Through bad times and good, I'll always be here for you. I'm Sorry..... For everything wrong I've ever done. I'm writing this because what if tomorrow never comes? What if I never get to say good-bye or give you a BIG hug? What if I never get to say I'm Sorry or I love you? Because what if tomorrow never comes? I LOVE YO
If One Day
""If one day you feel like crying, call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop, but I can run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be there for you but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if you call and there is no answer, come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk or how close you are and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Did you know... There are 20 angels in the world, 10 are sleeping, 9 are playing, and 1 is reading this. Send this to 10 friends including me. If you get
If Only You Would Read This ..... You Wouldnt Understand
I’m sorry I don’t know what for I’m just sorry   It feels like its all my fault, I’m the one responsible, I’m the one to blame Life what is life? Life is an empty canvas, waiting to become an amazing piece of art. Every life is unique just as every picture is unique there is never a PERFECT duplicate. Life is an egg, fragile but strong. Every life has a shape a color a song.   Life holds sorrows that no person should know. The tears and the hate, they tear at our soul. If only the world were perfect. Is that what we say ? But if the world was perfect, would we be perfect too ? If no person knew hate, if no person knew fear. Then there would be no sadness no need for a tear. If the world was perfect we would all be alike. Take a deep breathe let the oxygen in, now you breathe out and start to begin. You don’t know what to say you’ve lost all your hope, No word left behind to help you cope Nothing inside you’ve become numb No wo
If Only You Knew
If Only You Knew ...................................You are my everything, my one and onlyWith out you, I just feel too damn lonelyI adore the sound of your voice and your beautiful smileThat is why thinking about you makes it all worth whileI dont know why I do the things I doMaybe it's because I love you.You are the greatest thing that's ever happened to meWhen I try and dream at night youre all I ever seeI try to remember the good times we hadKnowing you're not with me makes me very sadI would do absolutely anything for youThat is why I love you the way I do. I try to imagine how things would beIf you were here right now with meWatching movies or just hanging outCause baby, that's what I'm all aboutYou know that I am always here for youThru all the good and bad.
If Only
First off, I'm just ranting off thoughts. This is not meant to be a poem and I don't care what the hell you think of this entry. If only I knew what you called the other girls. Am I special enough to be called baby? What is this I feel when we speak? Is it love? Is it admiration? Is it lust? Is it a yearning that remains unfilled when I think of you? If only I could feel your arms hold me close. If only you could take away this sorrow and loneliness I feel deep inside. Am I being too serious for you, my dear? Forgive me, but I have a taste for romantic drama of the heart and mind. Your words linger here in my mind causing sweet little butterflies to swell inside me. If only I knew just how true your words are. Don't tell me you say these sweet things to toy with me. I want to lay with you and be surrounded in the fondness you have for me. But would you take me seriously or as just another girl? Why do I fuss with all these thoughts about you? If only you were mine and I could escape t
If Only In Dreams
If in dreams I could still have you, if in dreams you'd still love me too, if in dreams there could still be me and you, then I won't wish for reality if it only means losing you. If in dreams I could still hold you, if in dreams your promises would be true, if in dreams you wouln't find someone new, then I won't live in reality if it means living without you... If in dreams you would always stay, if in dreams, beside you I still could lay, if in dreams nothing could come our way, then I won't ask for reality if reality means pain... if in dreams I could still feel your kiss, if in dreams you'd treasure our mem'ries, if in dreams it would still be me that you need, then let me keep on dreaming if reality means tears... If in dreams I would still feel your body next to mine, if in dreams we could last a lifetime, if in dreams I could turn back the hands of time, then I won't ask for reality if it means you'll be leaving me behind... If in dreams you would come back, if in dreams we coul
If Only I Could
In the recesses of my darkened mind I contemplate if I shall find release From this passion that engulfs me. So intense is my growing hunger (insatiable at times), I can only wonder, wanting to know its unknown limits. I think of you and fantasize desiring only to realize satisfaction -- escape from this tormenting need. I can almost feel your warmth and fire, My body aches with such fierce desire, craving your wettness,ur smell, ur taste, an ur exquisite touch.
If Only..
i think you understand me more than anyone did..  i saw the pain you worked so hard in hiding.... i think we are more alike than we both like to admit.. you got as high... as i wanted... but too afraid to reach.. i learned to walk away looking back.....wondering what it feels for you...to not feel shit... sounds like peace...and i feel the pain... in every step... envious of your numbness..fantacizing my own escape..should i turn around and hang for a little like before.... or am i suppose to move on and leave you for good... persuading ya isnt going to work ...unless you find something worth more... to control that desire to escape reality.. i know.. i fight it everyday.. once you get it.. you want to stay....you cant want it for me...you desires over rule mine..and eventually you will leave me to go back.. so it was best for me to leave... and keep walking....that was the hardest day for me... saying good-bye...especially when i didnt have to..if only one of us would've just changed
If Only
Late at night I think in my mindIf only I could find someone like youThen I realize it's hard to findAnd turns my heart shades of blueIf only I had the will to go onI would find the perfect oneBut all the good ones are goneAnd the bad ones are no funThen I come to realizeShe is perfect and so greatTo anybody else she's not in their eyesBut to me it's almost like fateIf only I could have that girlIt would make me so gladBut somebody else has this pearlAnd it makes my heart break and i feel badIf only I could make her seethat we should be togetherThen I would have this thing called loveAnd Earth would feel like the Heavens above
If Only (by Me)
If only things was easy if only you would see just how much you really mean to me.. my heart is breaking into pieces and I do not know what to do I do not know what to think or feel or even what to say to you. The thoughts come so frequent but the words don't seem to come they are words that need to be said but then there is the fear of losing it all. I long for you to want me, the way that you use to I just want it to be okay again want us to just be me and you. missing everything the way it use to be the fun and laughs we once had wanting it to be okay again just want what we had back/ Maybe I am just wishing or thinking what can be maybe I am just dreaming of how it use to be. I want what we use to have what is so wrong with that but do not lead my heart on and make me think you love me back be honest with me now and tell me what you want just do not lead me on and keep breaking my heart like that!!!
If Only
  When I dream, I dream of fallingFalling, FallingFalling onto youWhen I dream, I dream of drowningDrowning, DrowningLonging for the shore, to breathe againBreathing the air which is your essenceWhen I dream, I dream of burningBurning, BurningBurning bright, burning strongLonging for the water too put out the flameWhen I dream, I dream of darknessDarkness, DarknessThe darkness devours meWaiting for the light, for the candle, which you holdWhen I dream, I dream of rain pouringPouring, PouringDrenching me with its coldnessFeeling the blanket that you lay across me to give me warmthWhen I dream, I dream of youSaving me from all my fearsWhen I dream, I dream of a heaven Where you and I can lay underneath skyAnd where you'll always be with meWhen I dream, I dream of foreverWhen I dream, I wish it lastedWhen I dream, you never leaveWhen I dream, my heart does not get deceivedIf only the dreams I dream would come true
If Only Dreams Could Come True
Tonight as I struggle to sleepAll I can do is think of youWanting to hold you in my armsAnd make sweet love to you.Tears slowly cloud my worldAs I hold my pillow tightWishing you were beside meTo make things right.I cry myself to sleepHaving dreams of youYou lying beside meAnd cuddling me too.We looked into each other's eyesAnd that's all it tookA night of passionate loveWe could have wrote a book.I've never felt more lovedThan I did this one nightIt was just perfectAnd things felt so right.Then I felt my pillow dampThe tears had fell like rainI realized you weren't thereThen I felt the pain.Once again, Only a dreamThat had seemed so realThe tears now unbearableWill my Heart ever heal?
If Only..
I'd wanna wake up next to you,With your arms around my waist,And your eyes, so blue,looking into mine.I would want you to protect me forever,And infinitely be mine, only mine.I would wanna be there where you are,So I can always make you smile.I'd do anything you asked of me,Just to make you happy.Only yours is what I'd be,If you would promise to forever love me.
If Only Just A Dream
If only just a dream You walked in my life or did I walk into yours? Both of us seeing the past reborn the heart is now on the line. Too many days of sorrow, too many days of pain all I need is to have the hope of love for me... The days seem bleek, the clouds have emerged, the sunny days behind me, the warmness of your arms just out of reach. These words are bursting out of me like tears stinging from my eyes, no longer containable, not for only me to see anymore. The days become longer, the light as a binding noose, the nights pure hell, as eyes stay open in the darkness. To heal the pain one can never tell,
If Only For A Moment
If Only for a Moment   Days go by slowly Since you’re not here I still pick up the phone Hoping that you are there Silence cuts through the night As the phone falls down Lonely miles between us Thoughts of you abound   Dreams of holding you Run through my mind Longing for your touch Wanting you to be mine I reach out in darkness Hoping to feel your face But nothing is there Except an empty space   If only for a moment I could hold you Feel you next to me And it all be true If only for a moment Sands of time ceased As I pull you close And it not be a dream   Your voice comes to me In the darkness of night Shadows fill the room Your image fills my eyes I long for a day Miles will disappear Till then I’ll keep dreaming Of a day you are here
If Only
I Had A Dream , , ,   You , , , Me , , , Alone , , ,   Camping , , , Waterfall , , , Catch Pool , , ,   Relaxing , , ,  Grilling , , , Swimming , , ,  Hot Passion , , ,   Evening , , , Warm Fire , , , Snuggling , , , Full Moon , , ,   Roasted Marshmellows , , , Bright Stars , , , Sleep , , ,   Your Breast As My Pillow , , ,  
If Only You Wanted It
I know you have been hurt and you have been mistreated none of it is your fault It is ok to make mistakes Make sure you learn from them You've made mistakes you don't have to live with them When you learn you can change   You don't even realize how beautiful you are You were the girl of my eyes Your meek shy personal I loved you at first sight   I never let you go I just waited for you to come back You don't have to live in pain You can change it all Here I am with open arms   There are loves that only grows founder with years of absense That is the love I have for you if only you wanted it    
If Only
A mere momentcan touch onefor a lifetimeIf only you believe....Pictures, so I may lookinto your angelic eyes.My thoughts consumedIf only I could get lost within....Sensing.....a true heartOne that is kindInsight,so you may knowIf only part of my soul....Not easily definedSurrounded by so manyYet still aloneIf only someone understood....Insomnia, sorrowand to dream........Of you holding meif only for a while....Perhaps a broken heartmay get a moment to restSafe in strong armsIf only................ 
If Only
I'm trying to fight it but it's killing meThe way you're looking straight through meLike I'm just a stranger no way to make you seeThat I'm everything you needAnd you're so unsure isn't love just what you're asking forBut if you don't believe then how do I make you seeThat I'm everything you needAnd it's hard to carry onWhen I'm weak but love is strongSo hear me don't bury my heart in the groundIf only you could be hereWhere feelings are the same as mineYou'd tell me you love me your thinking of meAll the timeAnd know that I will be here waiting patientlyCome next to me I'll never leaveI'm waiting here for you to careOne look could define it but it's hard to seeWhen you're blinded by the jealousyOf what your afraid of don't be afraid of meI am everything you need -In Passing
If Only
If only I could hear her voice one more time.See her smile, her beautiful eyes.If only I could hug her again.And tell her that she meant more than I said.I miss her dearly,But now she's gone.With the angels above, She sings her song. 
If Only
I find without thought no energy to hate left with a moment of everlasting haste leave me not for I shall know the windows through your eyes are the windows to my soul here with only memories a moment to behold the silver lining shining hopefully so many promises have been told glittering gems of reminiscence  a thought held so firm and true a precious mind to share with you the heart it beats so softly  begging for release giving everything imaginable to just finally be seen a smile creeping slowly across such sweet soft lips again another memory that has been let to slip the tear it trickles slowly shining in the light promising forever if only for tonight
If Only
I feel you here, You've been here all along. Disguising yourself, waiting for the perfect moment. Infection set in, Injected by the poison you sent. First up then down. Me, my life, my town. Go ahead and smile, it's okay. But I feel you within me each day. Building me up, to be knocked down again. I am playing a game, I can't seem to win. Each time something great makes it's way inside. You show yourself, refusing to hide. Misery and pain, haven't you brought me enough. I can't handle much more, just good at playing tough. I see her face and I know why I am here. Although I feel you, death is near. If I am here one day, then gone the next. Absorb all my presents, my love's depth. For it runs deep, strong and pure. If only it was your love, instead of this disease. I could die knowing there was no cure.
If One Day We Are Not Together
North Face Discount The heart appear in his life of each person, so I always get enough to think of you every star fall from the sky down the number of night over and over again my lonely10. Every time I see the days when I do not like to speak whenever I talk again I was afraid to look at days when11. I'm counting every day of your smile, but you can not even laugh, when all good lonely. They say your smile, beautiful and unconventional.12. the warmth of my life for so many, all of which I gave you, but you leave me, how you call me later and then people laugh br 13. who also has a smile in my life, but as Wuban finally dissipated, and that smile, to be buried deep in my heart of a North Face Shop raging river reservoir, not swimming, that the voice of the river, desperate to be my day and every night singing.14. Firestone noise and bright, worldly pleasures and happiness as crystal-clear streams, in the wind , in front of me, Mimi and over, as warm as spring water pouri
If Only Life Was Rain
you once told me that this world wasn’t enough I tried to disagree but you wouldn’t let me I never returned the favor you sought out to hold but the Seattle sky wont change any time soon   you wanted to ship us off to Spain to live the lyrics we found hypnotic but you never saw the ocean as too big your child like imagination was to strong to disagree but now its to late the ship has left   we hold on to the fineir things we have experienced to hold on to the naive moments we have been feed to engulf it never occurred to us how the world really span we just lived in that moment in till insanity laid at bay   we never saw the outcome of the path we took the suppression of the truth we lead can only corrupt the notion of sanity we have left but we continue   we hear the sands of the hour glass slowly dropping jealous of the certainty of its intention but yet we fold to it’s will dance for me one more time let the hour glass empty   we shun this
If Only....
If  only I had listened.... If only I wasnt hard headed If Only Iwould take his help If only I hadnt done this or that and heeded his every word....   Then Id Be Happy Then Id have a Life Then I wouldnt have Suffered Like Im some mindless bimbo Who shouldnt make her own decisions because every one of them has  led me back to disaster   Eve never wouldve sin..... or been led to the temptations If Adam Had been doing HIS job and never left her side..... He abandoned  His Responsibility to let her deal with the snakes He left her alone and hungry...... and it wasnt the fact that she needed to be Like God or more wise
If Only I Could......
If only I could....   If only I could, wish upon a star to make this world be more peaceful. If only I could, make this love last, not for us but for our children. If only I could, make you stay and not leave your wonderful family. If only I could, make myself more of a normal person so we can live a happy life. If only I could, fix all the mistakes I have made in the past 4 years. If only I could, be happy once you have gone. If only I could, love and be loved by another man.   My life is not going to be the same without a wonderful Man & Father you are not only to me but to our 2 Beautiful children!   You mean the world and then some to our children. Yes, they are still young. But what am I to do when they get older and ask: "Why aren't you and daddy together?" or "Where's Daddy?" What am I to say to that? There is nothing that can be said.   Not only will my life be ruined but so will our childrens lives!       *mood* ~ *Depressed*
If Only
for some it took forever others it happend so quick love always comes right out of the blue but special things take a while  If they're really true   there is no meant to be there is no plan to see if you truly want me then all u must do is love me                
If Only:) *sigh*
If only you loved me i would run to ypur arms  if only you loved me I'd be swayed by your charms. if only you needed me as much as i do you if only you craved me the way i do. if only if only:'( but cravings and yearnings can be cured real quick when the one you love is a giant ass dick!!!
If Only
These moments in life,Just sometimes I could look at a knife,These wrists I want to cut,But you know what?I want one thing more,Of this I truely am sure,No matter how long it's been,It may be a sin,I don't care,I am aware,I know I lost that chance,No longer have that glance,But it's your smile that keeps me in a trance,If only you knew,If only I could,You would see it's true,I knock on wood,It's no longer for me,I can see,I can never be more,It may hurt me more,But can't change,May be strange,What I feel,Has always been real,If only......
If Only You Knew
R.I.P. Grandaddy...I miss you everyday!   I envision you lying there, waiting for my arrival. If only you knew, I was on a path of survival. I retrace your tears, continuously in my mind. Then pray out loud for Father Time, to allow me to rewind. Just for a moment to whisper in your ear. I’m sorry, I love you, I tried my best to get here. You were already gone, before I got the call. I was completely unaware, that you were even sick at all. There you lye, covered up with dirt. As I got on my knees, tears falling to the earth. I can see your broken heart, with the last breath you took. I just wish I could provide you, with an inside look. Within me, see how hard I tried. Breaking every speed limit, along that twelve-hour ride. But I was too late, I will never again see your face. I find myself visiting, your final resting place. These visions haunt me, turn my hazel eyes blue. If only you knew, How much I regret not making it to you.
If Operating Systems Were Beer Lol
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. Mac Beer: At first, came only in a 16-oz can, but now comes in a 32-oz can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan. Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz can that looks a lot like Mac Beer. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. Mac Beer: At first, came only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan. Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beer
I Forgot
I had some computer issues and then I move3d so I have been away fro awhile and while I was gone Lostcherry changes its name to cherrytap!!!! LOL Anyways I had forgotten just how fun this place can be...way better then myspace and hey I was able to update my email address with ease unlike myspace where I still cant get them to send me a email onfirming my email change..grrrrr anyways I am so glad to be back at lostcherry errrr cherrytap :)
I Forgot To Mention.....
in the about me part of my profile that I also have a warped and twisted sense of humor. I am also totally sarcastic. If sarcasm were an Olympic sport I would definitely bring home the gold :0)
I Forgot How To
upload pictures... gah help?
I Forgot To Mention...
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU...I HAVE MET SOME REALLY COOL PEOPLE ALONG THE WAY. IM EXCITED TO OHAVE MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE!!!! LOVE N KISSES
I Forgot My Birth Control
i forgot to take my birth control today , why take it when your so far anyways . whats the point .. no hand is there for the touching no skin to caress no morning loving.. soft or rough no lust in the bunch .. no fingernails against my back .. or lips against my lips , just cold lonely sheets ...and emptyness i miss you);
I Forgot...again!!
I FORGOT...AGAIN!! You have probably forgotten me by now. And in the meantime I continue waiting for you. I have not wanted to leave in order that someday if you were to want to come back you would find me here still. So I am still here in the same place as always, in the same city, and with the same people, so that on your return you would find nothing different and you would be like yesterday and we would never again part. Maybe I am asking too much. I was forgetting that we were finished, that you will never return, that you never loved me. I forgot again that only I loved you.
I Forgot To Mention...
Adding to the "sickness" of "Lobotamy", I will have to escape the "device" (more on this once it is constructed), while I am restrained in an antique wheelchair with my hands and wrists clamped to the armrests in very painful antique leg hold animal traps. Basically, this entire escape is going to come down to, "Are you willing to go through a pile of pain to forcefully pull your crushed hands from the spring traps or are you going to sit there and wait for THE DEVICE to finish cutting through it's position support and then drop into your skull at 9000 RPM" ? IT'S GONNA BE SICK! Santini www.thedarkmaster.com
I Forced Myself To Aleep Last Night
I trapped myself in a dream again, locked myself inside my head to face my fears once more, I forced myself to sleep last night, and watched the shadows creep in my mind. I woke up trying to scream but couldn't, kept myself hushed so no one would know, paralyzed by my thoughts, I shuddered myself back to a dream, nothing happy comes anymore.
I Forgot
I Forgot Myself
I forgot myself for a just a moment; Forgot who I really was. Forgot that someone like you, Couldn't really be interested, In someone like me. Forgot the past Forgot all the previous hurts. I forgot, When I should have remembered. Thank you, For opening old wounds. Thank you, For reviving old hurts. Thank you, For reminding me, Of who I really am. I should have made a pledge, I should have taken a vow. I Should have wrote it on a sticky note And stuck it on the wall. I should have tattooed it on myself, Where I'd never fail to view it. I should have done this and more, So I wouldn't forget you see, Should have taken it to heart, So the hurt wouldn't even phase me. I forgot myself For just a brief moment.
I Forgot To Remember
I forgot to remember... How much I loved Modest Mouse's album "Good News For People Who Love Bad News". Is that even the title of it? Well, after my CD's were returned to me from an ex, I replayed that bad boy and I freaking fell in love with it all over again. Also, how much I loved "And All That Could've Been". Another CD I lost to a random ex. Live NIN. It doesn't get much better than the live version of "Terrible Lie". (Courtesy of the Kevmeister, who burnt me the most wonderful compilation of albums this weekend.) How good it felt to be around Amelia Bedelia. Tonight was her birthday, and I am ever so glad I ventured out even if it was just for a few moments, so I could share time with her. She is one of the loveliest and her presence makes me feel happy and calm. Knowing that we may be distant at times but we can still come together like there has been no time lapse at all. That no matter how depressed I was about this time last year, it still all comes toget
I Forgot
I Forgot to say I LOVE YOU..... when angry words came and made demands you were'nt ready to meet. I Forgot to say i love you when the hurt inside grew and the only pain i could feel was my own..... I Forgot to say i love you when tears began to fall and stubborn pride led me to close my heart to yours..... I Forgot to say i love you when you said, maybe it was best that we go our separate ways and disbelief washed over me....... I Forgot to say i love you when you turned to leave; when i could have reached out but didn't because my pain clouded my judgement..... I Forgot to say i love you when the door closed and all that remained was silence and my quiet tears..... I Forgot to tell you how much joy you brought into my life, i Forgot to tell you that you were the most interesting part of my day, i Forgot to tell you that a day without you left something empty inside me. i Forgot to tell you how i thrilled to the sight of your sweet smile and the sound
I Forgot Who You Are!
I wanted to join a contest yesterday for sexiest tattoo and i sent my picture of my tat to someone yesterday and i forgot who it was and my bartab and things are cleared out so i can not see who it was so if i sent you the pi yesterday or ur holding the contest please send me a msg so i know who u are plz. all i know is it is a female holding the contest. thanx to those who may be able to help me figure this out
I Forgive You
I forgive, but can never forget. Mom and dad, I feel so sad, you made me feel bad. Mom and dad, I am so sad, you broke my heart, Why do we have to be so far apart. I did what i felt was right, now you are out of sight. You have seen me fall, but you never heard me call. I got up again on my own. I am strong, You were so wrong. I could never have walked, like you walked away. I am not going to stay. I have so much to say, but really would it matter. the way i feel, Is for real. I am ready now, although it will be without you mom and dad. I am not sad. I can not go back. This is the end, That was just a bend, In the road I had choose. There is no more, I close the door for good, this time. So mom and dad, i hope you feel bad, for making me sad. I forgive you, but I will never forget. Goodbye.
I Forgot
just because i rated you a 10 doesnt meant youre not a 10 either. just wanted to throw that out there. :) still waiting on some boobs and what not
I Forgot How Much Fun Dancing Was
i found my point shoes and my old audition tape from when i did a recital in highschool.i was the only person who danced to rock in roll hahahah but dancing to rock n roll got me two parts in cinderella hahah so i guess you could say it worked out. anyways i danced for a while it was fun i miss it ... even though you have to move like theres a stick up your ass hahahaha
I Forgive You
I Forgive You You hurt me deeply with the words that you said. Try as I may I just can't get them out of my head. I know you were angry and hurting a little too. Your hurtful words won't stop my love for you. This will take some more time for us to get past, My love for you will make our relationship last. We have been through these tough times before. Shouting as you walked through the slamming door. Why do we always hurt the ones we love the most, Forcing our family members to be our pain's host? I've already forgiven you but it will take time to heal. My heart has been hurt deeply and the pain is real. The only thing that I require from you on this day Is that you consider the words I am about to say. "I love you unconditionally, that will never change. My love knows no boundaries and unlimited range. I forgive you for your hurtful words and will again. Cause if I refuse to forgive you it becomes my sin.
I Forgot
My mothering fucking badd assss tattoooo!!!!
I Forgot About This Place
I had stopped coming on here and recently got a request to join.  Lo and behold I had an account already.  Who knew?
I Forgot....
Today, I was surprising my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was nude and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML
I Forgot The Name Of The Original Writer Of This Poem
Of all the friends i have ever metYour the one i wont forgetAnd if i die before you doI will go to heaven and wait for youI will give the angels back their wingsAnd risk the loss of everythingJust to show my friendship trueI am thankful to have a freind like you
I Forgot My Helmet
I despise how my brain works. It doesn't matter if I've studied a certain subject for years. If I don't apply it EVERYDAY, I forget. Same with people. I could know someone for 10 years. If I haven't seen or talked to them in 2, I forget their name. THAT IS HORRID TO ME. That ridiculous phrase "If you don't use it, you lose it" was thought up with me in mind :P I'm not so arragont to truly believe I'm the only one who has this issue. I am, however, the only one stuck with this brain. Ugh. Me done now. Me go play.         -REL
'i Forgot He Was Black': Chris Matthews Under Fire For Comment About Obama
FOXNews.com   MSNBC host Chris Matthews is under fire for commenting on air that President Obama has done so much to heal racial divides that "I forgot he was black" as he watched Obama's first State of the Union address Wednesday night. MSNBC host Chris Matthews is under fire for commenting on air that President Obama has done so much to heal racial divides that "I forgot he was black" as he watched Obama's first State of the Union address Wednesday night. Matthews, who appeared on the cable network shortly after the speech, said of the president: "I was trying to think about who he was tonight. And uh, it's interesting. He is post-racial, by all appearances. You know, I forgot he was black tonight for an hour.... "I was watching, I said, 'wait a minute!' He's an African-American guy in front of a bunch of other white people and there he is president of the United States and we've completely forgotten that tonight -- completely forgotten it!" Matthews' remarks came as he was pr
I Forgot!
I forgot to tell everyone why Sparkly hasn't been on since Monday. His Nan had a stroke, so he has travelled down to see her. He doesn't know when he will be back online, but I will text him tomorrow to see how things are with his Nan.   Can someone remind me if I forget as my head is all fucked up at present!!!
[i Forgot To Mention]
I had a WONDERFUL nightmare last night.   You ever chewed glass and really just... roll it around in your mouth? Yeah, I did that for a few hours last night, and had to keep digging it out of my gums, tongue, lips, and pile it up in a nice, neat pile to build a tower... I got the corner of the foundation done by the time I finally woke up, and this was a nightmare that lasted about 30 minutes, but in dreamtime was around 6 hours. I even had to walk back to this... well of broken glass, and... munch it around while I carried it and... step on the glass that I spilled and had to dig it out of my foot and then my hand... and then my mouth again.   God... and it just kept STICKING in my mouth, like it dug itself in. I had to think why I had such a vivid recollection of how glass kinda bounced around in my mouth and how bad all of this hurt and how it came out in such compact lil pebbles... and then I remembered car crash... man that was a lot of blood. And yes- glass go
I Forget Were I Found This Or Got Thisbut This Is Kick Asss I Think
-After a while you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesnt mean leaning And company doesnt mean security, And you begin to learn that kisses arent contracts And presents arent promises, And you begin to accept your defeats With your head up and your eyes open With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child, And you learn to build all your roads on today, Because tomorrows ground is too uncertain for plans, And futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn That even sunshine burns if you get too much. So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure... That you really are strong, And you really do have worth. And you learn and learn... With every goodbye you learn.
I Forgot My Own Lesson
I will never forget, the events that took place. Standing at the airport, waiting for his face. There he came with, flowers and a smile. With a hug and a kiss, it felt worth every mile. But let me take you back, to when it began. To the year leading up to, meeting this man. I was alone working three jobs, recently divorced. Working and my child, was what I lived for. Trying to survive, while not living at all. He made me feel special, I didn't seem so small. He was a professional, exactly who he claimed to be. But there was important information, he was hiding from me. I played it safe, or so I thought. I waited a year, before getting caught. By his deception, his evil little plan. Suddenly I was alone, with only this man. The man I thought, I knew. I found out the hard way, that wasn't true. With my ex-husband watching, my every move. I never confessed, where I was off to. This guy was from Jersey, but residing in the desert. That's where I to
I Found You
You're the one I couldn't forget Even at the last breath I take You're the one my heart longs for Because I found real joy in you You're the one I'll love so true For you gave me same love too You're the one I needed most For I am so in love with you You light my life and turn it right And put a music in my heart How can I thank you for all the things And for the love you've given me? I can never ask for more because My life has been complete since I FOUND YOU!
I Found You
You're the one I couldn't forget Even at the last breath I take You're the one my heart longs for Because I found real joy in you You're the one I'll love so true For you gave me same love too You're the one I needed most For I am so in love with you You light my life and turn it right And put a music in my heart How can I thank you for all the things And for the love you've given me? I can never ask for more because My life has been complete since I FOUND YOU!
I Found This Amusing
Broke-back Spider A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought abouther seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her father replied. What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment..then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having
I Found This Today... And It's Me Today
I can't even imagine loving anyone more than you Yes, we are separate people, sometimes with different ways of thinking or doing things, but maybe that's why we're such a good match. I can't imagine wanting to share a secret, a little dream, or a silly laugh with anyone as much as I do with you. Your love is home for my heart. I admire your commitment to what you believe is right, respect your willingness to work hard, appreciate your strength and kindness, and love the fun we have together... in public and private! When you flash your smile and give me "that look", my heart melts all over again. I could never imagine anyone I'm prouder to walk beside, feel closer to, or love as deeply as I love You... now and forever. *Ginnie Job
I Found Out..that
im a vampire..so becareful if u see me passing by you across the street or if im behind u cause i d just grab u and drink up all your blood and kill ya.so beware! hahaha k well bye im gonna go get my group of friends and cause chaos! love ya bye tina
I Found Out What It Is!
I'm having a girl! Her name is Alexandria. :)
I Found A Lump
So all of you know its breast cancer awareness month and those of you who don't it is. I wanted to share with you guys my experience with this matter. About 5 months ago I found a lump in my right breast. I didn't go to the doctor right away because of my fear of what it could be. Last month I went to the doc and let him fill me up and he sent me to get an ultrasound. He said that if the lump was hollow with fluid i had nothing to worry about, if it was solid then he would be concerned. And of course my luck my lump was solid. when i talked to the nurse and she mentioned that She made me an appointment to see a surgeon, the same surgeon who removed my gall bladder no less, i freaked out didn't really register all that she said. Something like i had so many centimeters of fibercystic??? tissue and they want a surgeon to look at it. I told my mom I hope he doesn't take out my boob to lol. Anyway the reason I am writing this is because it is breast cancer awareness month and i would
I Found Nemo
I Found Nemo ..
I Found This And I Really Like It
I Found My Love Of My Life Again !!!!
well cant figure out how tostart new blog so adding I am aditz thankgod my prince takes meas I am I will no longerbe meeting as my hearthas been returned my love willbe flying me to him where I will be forever in hisarms andi knowthis wasmeantto be as many of u who know me know I have said I hadno longer a heartto give as the1who claimedit askedme tomary himon eastersunandwalkedout ofmy life on 3 days later I died the dayi got note sayinghethehospital may30th andnot anote since i finally went back trying to dragthru life but on my last attempt to contact him i promised many dear friendsi dstop was final i wasdeleting andseciwas wrenching heart forever i recievedacal onmy cell I foundmy 1 andonly man meant formeImgoingto dowhati swore nevewoulddo leavingus goingcolweather andmarrying again ty all for being withme for toughest timein my life !!! andnowhappiest I loveu u knowwho u r !!!!!!xxoxooxox Treasure
I Found Me
Who I Am… There once was a time When I was full of rage I didn’t want anyone calling my name Especially with the last name of Page Not until I became of age And knew the real deal behind my name Now I am grown and have no shame I have set the standard in my family For all males under my age To see: I am Joe Page Yes, my father is Joe Page. My son is also Joe Page But collectively we go by different names We are different people But we share the common denominator We are Pages And we will be the greatest for the ages Sr.: He is, was my father He laughed, he lived, and he snored I will miss him he is not here anymore Jr.: which is I stand above all III will know me and know I will not let him fall I will not let him down I will teach him how to be a man I will teach him to stand on his own when needed I am his role model .He will know How to father a child and be a Daddy He, I hope will be better than I am And I have set the bar… The cycle of Page shame
I Found Him!!!! Creator Of The Cool Stop Motion Video
OK I found him...the guy that made the cool drum and piano stop movement video! His name is Lasse Gjertsen and here is a video self portrait of who he is. He lives in Larvik Norway and is 22 years old Blogging makes the world a more informed place! Hope you enjoy the vdeo and the gifts featured today. Hugs Susan www.designsoutofmind.com www.shopbydesigns.com
I Found My Angel On The Net..!
It all started out when I was searching the Net Looking for someone with whom I’d connect I found her, I think, right here on my screen I’m here; she’s there, 800 miles in between So I sit at my keyboard and she sits at hers Building a friendship with our electronic words I wish I could shrink down and run through the wires And if she was agreeable, act out my desires She says we mesh, we get along so well How it will end, only time will tell Wish I could hold her, bury my face in her hair See her face to face, how I wish I was there The way she writes The way she talks Makes me wonder, Is it really too far to walk? If someone had asked I’d never have bet I’d be lucky enough To find an Angel on the net DoRie@ CherryTAP
I Found You...
Somehow in this great big world I found my way to you My friend across the computer lines my heart, my soul, that's who. You try to make me smile with the mail you send my way. You never fail to drop a line each and every day. Whenever I have hurried home with something, I must share, I find it just so comforting that you are always there. Encouragement you give me and a friendship that is true. I'm glad my soul while reaching out found someone like you... Too You My Jilly!!!
I Found My Way
I stand alone in this lair darkened shadows play here on my own in this forgotten realm far from where I once roamed Fire burns where I once stood Scars torn where I once laid No, I should have stayed Demons of calling the angels are falling the tears are burning the hell is churning darkness inside the blackness I ride I am returning I lay alone in this room the dead are awake here on my own in this tomb far from where I've known Water floods where I once danced Decay where I once loved No, I'm coming home Demons of calling the angels are falling the tears are burning the hell is churning darkness inside the blackness I ride I am returning I sit here alone on my throne the servants serve me here on my own in this hell forever I have always known Hell burns where I lay my hands Sin arises with all my demands I am returning, I found my way I found my way By:Stacey Forrester (copywritten) dont steal!
I Found This Finally...
I remember a girl like this.. hahaha A simpler time .. when you could have actual COUGH "FUN" LMAO Another Bad Creation - Iesha RoRo: Iesha, Iesha so glad to meetcha See you in the schoolyard strollin' wit your techa The lil skirt you played was realy fly She turned around and she winked her eye so I Stepped to her like I knew her the Biv is cool but Romell is cooler The bell rang cuz I started to talk yet the class is not there no more (Yo Red, where'd you meet her?) Red: At the playground, ya know That's where I saw this cutie This girl was swingin' and she looked so fly On the monkey bars, we climbed up to the top and She touched my hand that's when I fell in love Chris: 2 - Iesha.. You are the girl that I neva had And I want to get to know you bettah Iesha.. You know I want you so bad And there's nothing anyone can do To keep me away from you Mike Bivins: Yo Dallas man these five young boys out of Atlanta GA are a real
I Found My Daddy
Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp What You Call Him: Big Daddy Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland Who's Your Daddy?
I Found You...
My heart was broken Many times before But I never stoped So it broke some more Everytime I try to love My heart was up high But it always break somehow Whenever somebody says goobye But then that faithful day came The day you came to my life I knew you were the perfect one I will marry and be my wife Now that were together We will never be apart Cause you picked up the pieces Of my broken heart The faithful day I will never forget Is the day that still stays true A day is very special to me The day I found you!
I Found That Funny.
Wake up with an erection, and the need to piss Improve yourself, relieve the pressure Off to buy some dollar store porn No money for a rubber but fucked a 20 dollar whore Don’t you feel so much better? The life of a lush, a fifth in hand Weak minded, strong fisted and with no ideas to spare. And for nothing you stand. Crash and fall. All the answers, they’re right there. Just open your mouth, but you’re too fucken scared.
I Fought The Iron And The Iron Won!
So i told the tale of my bad friday. I think I was a little too soon in telling my tale of the day. I have a stackable washer and dryer. I DESPISE it!! I can't wash and dry at the same time and it holds like next to nothing. Well, last night I was putting clothes in the washer. The dryer door kept opening and hittine me in the head. No matter how hard I slammed that door, it would bounce back and smack me in the face. I had enough. I got so mad I slammed that door as hard as I could. It shut! I had enough time to to quickly think I won the fight before disaster. I look up to see the inevitable. Like a typical cartoon. My Iron flying towards my face.With no time and no where to go ~WHACK~.... squaaar in the forehead. Had it been plugged in, I would have that red iron mark on my face. I swear the iron had "ACME" written all over it! The finak score for the way was FRIDAY : 3 - ME : 0. It's saturday morning and i am sitting here with a bruise on my head and have decided to stay out of the
I Found Out Some Bad News
I found out on Sunday (1/21/2007) morning that my Uncle Scott had died. My Aunt Patty called to talk to my mother around 10am on Sunday and when my mother got off the phone she was crying. I asked her why and she said that my uncle had died. We asked her what had happened and that’s when she told us the following... The police came to my aunts door early Sunday morning and told my aunt that they had found his body in a field not far from his house. He had died sometime during the late night on Saturday. They didn’t know how he had died or when it happened. My aunt was with him Saturday night on a dinner and a movie date and then she dropped him off at his apartment (they separated because of his drug habits which he had stopped using and was trying to be a part of his daughter and wife’s life.) They told her that they wouldn’t be able to start an autopsy until sometime Monday. I am sitting in my class and I just received a text message from my cousin who said they found out
I Found Out......lol
Yesterday I found out one of my crushes...lol..Finally after all this bull (CRAP) an posting asking who they were, I'm a little amazed on the person in which has the crush on me..Tee Hee...Just wish I could find out the rest an who they are...lol...It's all good though just happy with what I've gotten so far....
I Found You
Yeah... Love found me then I found You I woke up from my bed about 7 AM It was Saturday but I couldn't sleep in I was up all night So many things on my mind Learned a lesson 'bout love Learned a lot about life Didn't think I was ready But you came my way My first instinct was to run away Never believed about love at first sight When I took a second Look I was frozen in time No one told me love could sneak Right up on you Take over you like an arrow Going through I wasn't ready Cupid hit me Way to soon Love found me then I found you All I know is that you took me By surprise Couldn't get away 'cause you Caught my eye I got you so I know I didn't lose Love found me then I found you See I was think 'bout what I like Cause when it clicks right before my eyes We could be together For the rest of our lives Turn a magic time to an endless night Love won't ever let us be alone again Cause love came down heaven sent To let you slip on by Just
I Found The One
I have been on ct since dec. 26th and finally met the girl of my dreams. She took my heart the first day I met her nd no one else is going to take that away. She has a heart of gold and I knew right from the start that it would be forever when she first said hello and me and her have many things in common as well and I will be with this person till the day I die. I love her so much that there are times i cry my self to sleep wanting to be by her side but cant right now but will be soon.
I Found This Intersting
I Found A Pube...
I found a pube upon my desk. I wonder who's it was. I found a curly browny pube I KNOW it wasn't fuzz. I sit and stare and wonder how This pube has come to rest Right here beside my very chair Next to my writing desk.
I Found The Perfect Bra!!!
It's so great, really! I want one in every color, but they're $16.99 each. Ah well.
I Found The Butterflys & Sparks
it came out of no where.. i wasnt even looking.. I used to believe the good in the world untill I suffered the evil in it.. that was my new thought on life since March.. I was afraid to go out.. afraid to be seen.. but fighting againts what has been done to me.. I went out on a date with this guy.. and he showed me i didnt have to hide. then Jason and I kissed.. and I felt the butterflies and the sparks that i have been so long searching for, yet hindering them behind the wall i built.. Jason has broken down so many bricks and I thank him for it. All write more later.. goodnight everyone and thanks for caring enough to read this.. *muah*
I Found You...
By: Allen :) You're the one I couldn't forget Even at the last breath I take You're the one my heart longs for Because I found real joy in you You're the one I'll love so true For you gave me same love too You're the one I needed most For I am so in love with you You light my life and turn it right And put a music in my heart How can I thank you for all the things And for the love you've given me? I can never ask for more because My life has been complete since I FOUND YOU!
I Found Your Dog Today. Better Grab Some Kleenex
I found your dog today. No, he has not been adopted by anyone. Most of us who live out here own as many dogs as we want. Those who do not own dogs do so because they choose not to. I know you hoped he would find a good home when you left him out here, but he did not. When I first saw him, he was miles from the nearest house and he was alone, thirsty, thin, and limping from a cactus burr in his paw. How I wish I could have been you as I stood before him. To have seen his tail wag and his eyes brighten as he bounded into your arms, knowing you would find him, knowing that you had not forgotten him. To see the forgiveness in his eyes for the suffering and pain he had known in his never ending quest to find you... But I was not you. And despite all my persuasion, his eyes beheld a stranger. He did not trust and he would not come to me. He turned and continued his journey, one he was sure would soon bring him to you. He does not understand you are not looking f
I Found Them ! ! !
A lone vehicle driving down the road, a male and female inside. She looks at him while he drives, thinking lost and x-rated thoughts. With every smile and smirk he throws her way, she longs to just grab him and have her way…. But no, that wouldn’t be rite. Arriving at her home he walks her up and says ….. “ ya know, all this time and I’ve never seen the inside” with that she offers him a quiet tour. Everyone inside is asleep, she walks him through the spacious downstairs. Nest up the steps to her own little house, a short tour indeed, looking out the front window he mentions the view. With that she gets an idea, opens the window and says come on follow me, but no shoes… shhhh! While she climbs out the window he notices she is wearing a short black skirt, with thigh highs, and only thongs underneath, as his pants become increasingly tighter he climbs out after her with the vision of her bent over in his mind…… She walks out onto a massive roof they walk around to the patios roof
I Found A New One!
Please ya'll come on over to my page and sign the new guest book,,, I can thank my good friend Hustler69 fer the link... Thanks again!
I Found This Interesting... And Helpful For Me...
I Found A Friend
Never go away. I want you to stay. And always be my friend, from now until the end. For your friendship I'll fight, from day until night. Because in you I see a reflection of me. And there's one thing that's true. I've found a friend in you!
I Found Old Mutilation Writings And Shit
so i completly forgot how fucked up i was when i was younger i guess its kinda good my mom took all my shit from me .. but actually i would have liked to have it when i went through some times in my life what a bich for taking it hahah but i took it back and its with me now ...i spent abot an hour reading all this shit i had written .. including a 4 page suicide note i had written basically teling my family to sod off and telling a few of my close friends how much they meant to me and how much i wanted to screw a couple of my friends ... thats never something you want your mom to read .. thats the funny thing about contemplating suicide .... wow ..i was fucked up .. not to say that im not fucked up now .. i guess i was fucked up in a differnt way.. well its hard to say exactly what it is one is feeling in life to make them feel so shitty... oh it also was me coming out ... i said in a line of it that oh yea im bi i love pussy and i love dick at least now while im burning in hell yo9u c
I Found You Once Again
I found you and it was so easy. I been trying for years, for days, for hours on end to see if any would know my sister my friend. I was googling you online and decided to put your name in and your birthdate. After some trouble. Your name. Not Wagner, but another came up. I looked at the list of reltives and I called them which lead me to you. I found out, it was really you. I found you my sister, my friend I found angela and the piece that was missing in my life once agaian.
I Found This While Going Through My Email
Before you leave or look away...I encourage you to read this whole thing. ~~~ A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change...or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that you are neither Prince Charming or Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you...and in the process a sense of serenity is born of ac ceptance
I Found-d Internet...
Too bad it's only for a few minutes... Oh well. On a bad note... Had to drop out of summer classes already (and today is the first day of them...) And I have a headache from dealing with all the paperwork and people that can't seem to understand simple questions and simple requests... On a good note... I'm home... and even without munchkin... I'm home... Only for a few days though... (then back to MN for a few days... then home w/ munch for good) And I managed to get some stuff done... My licence and title done... the mid-life crisis car has a new plate... whoot... and I have a new ugly licence... Off to do about 4 million other things now... Then drink myself in to a stupor.
If Our Hearts Didn't Worry From Time To Time
the difference between now andforever are the moments that fill the spaces that lie in between the gasps that take our breath away and the quiet thoughts that nurture us from one soul to another are no longer silent if only i could find the words that could ever tell you the feelings that arise between this moment and eternity filled with the entirety of you then my secrets would no longer hold the meaning or the fear of a thousand restless thoughts as we struggle with the reality of all that has been given in kindness and love in this our sacred trust our words they do ring clear echoing the love we hold so close smothering each breath of our worried hearts...
I Found This
I have 3 children and their father does not pay child support, so I found a supplemental insurance for really cheap for my whole family...medical, dental, and vison...just wanted to share the info! http://www.deliveringonthepromise.com/40521120
I Found This Very Interesting.
I'm sure 2007 will be better than LIFE IN THE 1500'S The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just now you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s: These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today, of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only p
I Found Peace... Today
(high again but that's just a bonus) So in the last 24 hours i have made some amazing life altering decisions. I don't know were the answers came from but everything just clicked. and it's like this amazing curtain has been pulled back and i can finally see more than a month into my future. Even when i thought that my life was so good and i was happy i didn't see this clearly. I have made two desicions. the first being that I am not going to have children. Now to you parents... i respect everything you do. I'm not having kids purely because I really don't want the hastle of dealing with someone up my ass all the time. I'm an independant woman. I wanna be able to come and go as i please. i dont even want a dog. i dont want to be tied down to anything or anyone. so i'm being purely selfish. lol. so that's that. and the second.. well those of you who know me in person this will come as a shock. I am joing the military. laugh. I'll let you. But I went to the recruiter today. and he's
I Found My Missing Daughter!!
So, last night I was doing what I normally do (computing, of course!), and the phone rings. I let my daughter, Asheton answer it... she is a teen. A while goes by, and I hear her running to my room, and she busts in the door without knocking (she normally knows better). She is shaking, and teary, and giggly, which are things my Asheton does not do, especially the giggly thing. Anyway, I get her calm enough to tell me that Coletta's father is on the phone, and that he wants to talk to me. Right then, my heart dropped to my stomach, and I actually felt ill. I had no idea what kind of garbage he was going to come up with this time to hurt me. But, life is odd... He threw me for a loop. He tells me that Coletta has asked to see her sister (he wouldn't let anyone talk about me, remember), and HE asked HER if she wanted to see ME!! SHE SAID YES!! He even said that my Fiance could come, but he wants him to wait until I have seen her a few times first, so she doesn't get too confused. I agree
I Found My Halloween Costume!!!
Red Hot Saloon Girl! I really want to get this for Halloween this year... what does everyone else think?
I Found Words To Every Thought I Ever Had, But One. . . .
What kinds of thoughts can't be put into words? We feel lost in space, mind-boggled by how small and big the stars are. We are sure and unsure about death, its blank and steady stare. Or we have done something that makes us feel both good and bad. Sometimes we hate someone we love, but we aren't sure what hate is, or love. We are scared of crowds and afraid of being abandoned, always alone. Sometimes we just want to laugh and cry, and when words fail we expect someone to know what our silences mean. What are some ways I try to express my feelings without using words?
I Fought The Law, And The Law Won
Strutting around in my new fur boots, I spied a constable riding along the road in the pre-dawn twilight. After chatting with him, I decided to see how flame-retardant their armor is. Result: very. He didn't much appreciate being set ablaze, and killed me. Respawning, I tried a sneakier approach to exacting my revenge. Keeping out of sight, I snuck over to some boulders next to the road, waiting for my target. Once he had passed, I leveled my bow at his helmet, and a gratifying TWACK accompanied his tumble from the saddle. The constables have some quality armor, as he survived a direct shot to the back of the head. I ran in for the kill, only to find him angry over the dent in his helmet, and he promptly killed me. Respawning, I decided on the direct approach. My stategy was changed, however, when I accidentally pickpocketed him whilst creeping up to him. With some choice enraged words, he lept from the saddle, ready to spill my blood. Now I may be stubborn, or just obsessive-compulsiv
I Found This And I Think Its Beautiful
I Found You
My Life was empty, & I needed a guide, I needed an angel to sit by my side. Then i found you. You looked Up at me & gave me your smile.. Your eyes Were so Blue, You Gave me Hope, that the world Could Have Joy... all because I found you. Now.. as I sit here & hold You in my arms.. I know that i must keep you safe & warm. I know that heaven shined Down from the Sky So blue............ Because In that Instant ... Joey..... I found you. By T.C. Ps.. This is For my greatest hero..My best friend... My son... Joey... i love you always... Love Mom.
I Found Him...
I've found him, I have Jesus in the trunk. -George Carlin
I Found My Cats Secret Jouranl
Monday's Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "a
I Found God In Porn
So many wasted years on tasted tears The books I read to clear my thoughts Dreams I faked to prove myself wrong Where do we start and when will I forgive Too much plans to decide the hate for love A window of truth closed just because In a moment of morbid bliss I sigh Not sure if I saw a ghost But she seemed so real Talking, flaunting, teasing Asking, begging, save her I can't reach the moon for the stars I can't see the forest for the trees I beg God please I have sinned kill my thoughts Erase this pain to pleasure in vain I joined the sheep unaware I am now idle and I no longer care My being is being torn Like a woman in a fisting porn I rip at my flesh to escape reality But all I do is bleed With teeth I cry to the wicked of faith Release this yearn Help me learn.... The truth of what? All that can be What has gone is past and now we are future Creating past for the present to sense the future Add the victims and we are all still her
If Our Hearts Could Talk
If Our Hearts Could Talk © By BlueWolf Life is kind of like the ocean, You can see how it starts, but not the way it ends. So lets just take things as they come to us, And be happy we're best friends. Let us learn from each other, We can help each other grow. And let us always be there for one another, At times we are feeling low. May we always be able to put a smile on each others face, And a twinkle in our eyes. And let us never forget all the good times, Like watching shooting stars fall from the skies. The laughs just keep on coming, Nothing can ever take that away. Cause they start from the inside, And get deeper everyday. They make us stronger, As they bring us closer together. They always make our days brighter, No matter the weather. Just the sound of that laugh, And the sight of that smile. Makes every risky minute, Worth the while. A moment where nothing else matters, And a chance to be free. All the rest fades away, And its just y
I Found This Funny You Probably Won't
For Those of you with virgin eyes do not I repeat do not read this it will piss you off This is satirical and sarcastic and not my belief but I found it funny. Take it at face value and nothing more. Fuck the South Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves -- yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really? Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Wh
I Found My Shop!
I've been looking for a local auto shop to help me rebuild my car. I've got a long list of things I want to do to her. When I'm done I'm going to have the ultimate daily driver! For all those who love the environment - I'm convince nothing is better for it than buying used and doing some slight mods/rebuilds on it. The amount of energy saved to mine and produced the metals needed, the oil saved so that new seat fabrics, tires, wire coatings etc is tramendous. Also with the after market shops and parts out there, you can also increase engine life, power and most importantly mileage!!! Yes it is possible to do all three at once. I'm excited. I'll let you know how it goes when I get it on.
I Found The Remote
One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
I Found A Really Old Friend Woohoo!!
I found the email address of a really old friend from about 5 or 6 years ago yesterday and emailed her before I went to bed so I spent all night at work wondering if the email address still worked and I actually had a reply this morning when I got home, so I am pretty excited, she disappointed me by getting remarried though. LMAO, ok I'm kidding. It's really fucking exciting because I've looked for her on and off since we quit talking. I sound like a little kid so ha! And anyone who laughs can go fuck themselves you cold, heartless bastards, LOL.
I Found The Thought That Describes It
I wish I could make him as happy as drugs do.
I Found You
I never knew love could bring me so much pain, Not at all physically, but mentally in the brain. The damage and the guilt, But at the same time the pleasure and the silk. Pain then was thought of losing you And now the thought that you want return And yet I feel I am so mature But I still have a lot to learn Alot to learn about relationships The true meaning of love More about you and me Basically all of the above. Not knowing where to begin Or how to over come Or to rejoice for I've sinned. Maybe I should start off by apolgizing, begging, or pleading, Constantly asking for forgiveness For deep inside my wound is bleeding My heart has been shattered but not yeat reached its depth Its steadily falling pass the stage of me losing my breath. I want you to know how I feel, My true feelings, For my pride want let me show it. So its staying unrevealing My cry is louder than ever but ever so silent. I'm killing myself within, But no one can realize that I'm violent
I Found Love...plz Dont Steal Ma Song
i found love in u fillin you diz iz mo den just a dream tha world keeps spinin faster n faster i need you now wered u go i see the deaths of all these ppl around me i hear these voices callin me can sum1 plz save me from all diz pain n dismay i feel lyke tha walls r closin in on me lyke evrything around keeps getin closer ders no way out and no were to turn i feel so empty n lost on tha inside
I Found Out
Thathe las t girl that got me locked up was fucking around with ugly guys and girls while i was at school working my ass of while she sat at home thinking she's to good to work . Also . its been numerous times. Fuck her. Also she accused me for stealing a broke camera.
I Found This And Wanted To Share It With My Friends
"I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish enough "Hello's" to get you through the final "Goodbye."
If Our World Caught On Fire..
We wake up in the middle of the night tonight, to World War III. The war is fought with missles, robots, soldiers, and eventually nuclear war. America is nothing more than places that used to be states, with gashes and burnes all throughout our country. After all is said and done, all I wonder is who will be remembered? The President, who ran an hid; or the soilder who pushed forward and lost his life for the country? Shall it be the ordinary man who opened his home as a safe haven, for those who homes were destroyed. Would it be the man who stood in the snow in front of his house, with his gun, ready to kill anybody who threatened any of the lives inside his home? The rich would no longer be rich, and the poor would no longer be poor. We would all just be common man, hoping to hunt or gather enough for his family so they all can sleep with full stomachs. Entire cities would starve to death after they drained the remaining department stores of all the precious food inside. Gun st
I Found The Cutest Wedsite..
This site is just to cute when you get there you will see what I mean..lol CLICK here to take ya to the site
I Found This In My Friends Comments!!"before I Came A Mom"
Special Mom Once you have been hit, you have to hit 5 pretty Special Moms. Including the one who thought of YOU today & sent it to YOU...If you get hit again, You will know you are Really pretty! So hit 5 pretty moms on your friends list to let them know they are pretty special! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didnt worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didnt want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into
I Fought For Him And I'll Fight For Him Forever.
okay so my exbf IMs me and like we had an argument before about me and older guys. so tonite he IMs me and asks me and i tell him and he gets down my throat. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!and oh yah like 20 mins b4 this my bf yelld at me. and here i am fuckin fightin for him. i hope he cares. sxeguitars88: hey Northern Heart15: hey whats up sxeguitars88: not much sxeguitars88: you Northern Heart15: same sxeguitars88: cool Northern Heart15: hows the college life sxeguitars88: good. ready to go back to it. i hate durham Northern Heart15: hah oh ur home?when do u go back sxeguitars88: i\'m leaving the 19th Northern Heart15: oh wow for barton sxeguitars88: yup Northern Heart15: nice Northern Heart15: ne new love interest? sxeguitars88: no particular one. i have sights on a few but no definites Northern Heart15: aww sights lol sxeguitars88: yeah Northern Heart15: idk its funny sxeguitars88: lol basically there are 2 if i really tried i could and one i just started talking to N
I Found Love On Fubar
Theres this girl on here, her name is realist barbie you know. she is my princess, i love her with all my heart and ill will do everything to make her happy cause she means everything to me. to me she is my soul mate, she makes me happy in ways i cannot describe and i want to be with her for the rest of my life.
I Found The Secret...
i was surfing the net today and came across something pretty interesting and then it hit me,thats how most of you godfathers are getting your rankings...its totally unreal and crazy that people cant enjoy the site without cheating..if your curious to know what im talking about message me,i'll be glad to tell you....xoxo
I Found My Life
I found my life layed on the ground mingeled with the dirt just as i was. I did not look back to all the soul pain it stalked me to long. I only took the good memories but left everything else laying to decay. I stepped out into the fresh air and once again became me, no more tears, no more fears, away with the hate and pain. I moved on with head held high, placing a smile over my face of sadness like a pierot . Only to reinvent myself but i stayed lonely and known. The old days reborn only in a different style and in the end i realize, that i cant flee the selfblame inside of me, but i can forgive myself ... beyond the call of the pain...
I Found Someone New To Love.... Me!
Well 'me', the kat aint comin back.. after eating kitty litter this last time, i should've known better the LAST time! the fact that her new friends had a negative opinion of me and i was upset about it was part of the psychological bs she put on me. DUH! they never met me! but if she believes what strangers say about a person they dont know....SHE's the one delusional. anyhow, i've pretty much beat the alcohol kick with better eating and some solitude. My anxiety is not totally under control, but hey, I'm not crying every frickin day. yeah, i know i'm revealing too much in a blog... but eventually the truth will come out. as for the love/relationship thing... NOBODY TAKES ANYTHING SERIOUSLY! between my ex-gf, the internet divas/female bottomfeeders, SOME of women that i've dated or talk to, etc., they have either no goals for themselves or unattainble/unrealistic ideas for 'a man', or lack the maturity/understanding what it takes to build a relationship. it's about l
I Found My Calling In Life....
I wanna help the kids who cant help themselves.... MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..
I Found This.. And Had To Post It, Cause.. Well It Made Me Laugh.
MICHIGAN *If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that food will swim by, you might live in Michigan . *If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan . *If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan . *If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan . *If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan . *If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan . *If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan . *If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan . (Can you say Bay City!!) *If you have had a
I Found Someone Cher 1987
I Found Someone Cher
I Found The Jackass For Me!!!!
I have met quite a few jack asses in my day---But I found the one for me :)
I Found A Song With My Name In The Lyrics :d
Smiles and her laughter, It's the only thing that I've been waiting for, a time. Regardless of our distance, and our hope, grows greater. Swept by pretty eyes and laughter for, a time. The only thing that I've been waiting for. I hope it's something worth the waiting, 'Cause it's the only time that I ever feel real. Thunderstorms could never stop me, 'Cause there's no one in the world like Emily. She's simple yet confusing, Her sparkling eyes make me weak at my words, they tremble. Days seem like years in this month of December. The winter, coldens me for I have yet to sleep. And never, will I give up trying 'cause you're everything to me. I hope it's something worth the waiting, It’s the only time that I ever feel real. Thunderstorms could never stop me, 'Cause there's no one in the world like Emily. There's no one in the world like Emily. first to last - Emily
I Found You.
I found you by BlueWolf © As i look back over my life, I try to recall a place, a time, a moment when i felt the way you make me feel. No memories come to mind, only... Could have been, should have been, Wish there had been. Always wishing, always dreaming of the day, the day i would meet you. And that day came, It was like walking past a mirror, but i did not see my own reflection, i saw a beautiful creature. It was the reflection of my soulmate, and at that moment i knew. I knew i had found the missing beat in my heart, I learned why my heart was capable of such profound love, I found my reason, my why, I found you.
I Found A New Road To Happiness
Ok so I have been in a world of caos for the last few months trying to figure out what it is in life I really want and why it seems that no matter how hard I try..I always seem to end up in this emotional darkness where nothing seems to go right and I become unappreciative. It's a sick little cycle that I've gone through my whole 20's and it's gotten me no where. Just when I feel things are normal and I have made all the right choices...something comes along and fucks it all up. It's pissing me off quite frankly. Really killing my natural southern charm. haha So last night..this vision (not sure what else to call it) comes to me and I get excited about the future..I figured out that the things I've been trying to avoid are the things that will help my soul. I know Im rambling so let me elaberate...I hate my job, I hate what I do and honestly no amount of money will make it better. Im almost 30 and for 10 years I have put off my true passion for what I thought would satisfy me. Don't ge
***i Found Her***
Just sharing......I have found the most wonderful person. Yes, I have many very special, wonderful friends although this person has come into my life and has become my life partner. Our interaction is incredible. When Tonya smiles, I smile..... Charles
I Found Love
I Found Love by LateNiteFantasy© Love: 13 up, 22 down Not finding the perfect person, but finding the person you see perfectly. I think it's love, baby. Love: 12 up, 55 down love is a shit dat wont make u happy, only sad. countless times has it broken my heart and im only me. if love is returned, u will be happy. if its not returned, well, your screwed shit man, i wont ever get married love is cruel; my gf wont love me. she practically hates me now Love: 891 up, 405 down Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude; never selfish, not quick to take offence. Love keeps no score of wrongs; does not gloat over another's sins, but delights in the truth. There is nothing love cannot face; there is not limit to its faith, its hope, and its endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love; but the greatest of them all is love. 1 Corinthians 13 Love: 11 up, 48 down a
I Found Old Writing Of Mine
i dont know exactly when this was from but i think i it was from 07 or maybe the begining of 08 look at this place remember how it used to seem great now all we do is grow and run is that what adulthood is all about being big enough to run? its no wonder everyone is divorced nobody really believes in love anymore or honestly anything its so sad i wish people would appreciate things like love and companionship and how special it really is breaking up sucks but the beginning is like magic I dont even remember what prompted me to write this i was probably fucking stoned and ronery hahah. i found a couple other things i wrote too.i might post them later.
I Found The Love Of My Life
So about 3 weeks ago i meet the love of my life right here on Fubar he is simple amazing...He means everything to me and to think we live 5 mins from each other and it took a website to bring us together..This man has changed my life in many ways and his kids (our sons) r so wonderful as well... My kids simple love him day in and day out can we go to Franks.. And the hardest thing is leavein him when were together and when im not with him i miss him and feel so lonely he is always there when i need someone to talk to and never once turn his back on me for no reason and if i need a push hes always there... And i couldnt see my life with out this man in it for once in my life i and very very HAPPY and wouldnt change it for the world so I LOVE U FRANK u mean alot to me...
I Found This Amusing:)
Just thought it was funny Why Women Are Crabby We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn 't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your no strils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Moth erhood where we learned t
I Found You - Axwell
I Found A Piece Of You
i found a little piece of you, it made me smile, even though your not around, we had fun for a while, i miss your evil grin, and the way we sometimes laughed forever. even though it had to end ill remember you fondly hahaha i miss it though.
I Found This Entertaining
someone i know on fubar told me that speaking with someone via webcam leaves you open(cyber cheating)but then i thought...wtf does it do being on fubar...considering everyone on here wants to jump your bones...hmmm food for thought i found somewhat entertaining
I Found It!!!
Weeeeee!!! I found my camera battery charger! Wahoo!! It was under a stupid box of wires! Yay me!!! Only took me a couple weeks!! Today, I went to that camera store to return that first charger I got, cause he sold me the wrong one. I didn't think I would get my money back but I did. Yay!! He didn't have one that I was looking for. I even went to 3 other stores!! No luck. At least I found it!! So happy! It's charging now.... Now I can do more youtube videos ha ha. We grannynapped Shirley today while they did pest control at her home. It was sooo nasty. She had a bunch of fleas all over her shirt and hair. YUCK! Didn't want to take her to our house like planned, so we took her out to eat at Wendy's and took her to see a movie. Saw Ghost Town which wasn't too bad. Was gonna go bowling, but Rich is passed out on the couch and I'm gonna let him sleep.
I Found You
Though I've searched long and hard, for that special one to step into my life. And though I've gone through heartbrakes, Pain and anger installed in me memories filled with lies and deceit, All have been released. For once in what seemed like eternity I've stared in the eyes of happiness. Lord knows I've waited and Lord knows I've cried, for that special one to fill my empty heart. Looked through all the wrong places braking down to tears, nearly losing hope. For the first time that one morning I woke up with a smile. My search has ended... I've found my one true Romeo. At times I worry that my past would scare you away. But if we try, no doubt we'll survive. I feel so safe in your arms, Protected from the rest of the world. And to think that all this time you've been right there beside me. Finally, for what seemed like a lifetime... I found you.
I Found My Smile Again.
All I have to say is one very simple quote. "Havent you heard that im the new cancer. Never looked better and you cant stand it." If you get it good, if not to bad.
I Found Him...(part 3)
So I found him and he asked me out to dinner - not only dinner - but dinner of my choice - so I Took him to my favorite Seafood Restaurant - and BOY was it spectacular -==== except for the fact that i noticed he didnt eat - just kept on drinking and ordering more drinks. So I looked him straight in the eye and said "why are you a drunk" he responded quite intelligently - why am i a drunk? is that what you really want to ask me? I said YES. he said also quite intelligently - well then this is either our first date or our last.... I hesitated - took a sip of my martini - looked at his beautiful blue eyes and said - "its our first!". then he sighed and answered honestly -- I'm just drinking to numb out all the bad in the world. I responded with - very clever - but it doesnt work and believe me i know because ive tried. Then he stole my heart even more by smiling at me and leaning over to light my cig - no lectures about me pulling out a cig to smoke - just smiled and leaned over an
I Found You
You Came Too! Current mood: cheerful Category: Writing and Poetry I came to the crowd seeking friends. I came to the crowd seeking love. I came to the crowd for understanding. I Found You! I came to the crowd to weep. I came to the crowd to laugh. You dried my tears. You shared my happiness. I went from the crowd seeking you. I went from the crowd seeking me. I went from the crowd forever. You came too.
I Found The Missing Horseman
Curse up a storm. Note: if you post a comment that is offensive, adult or NSFW (Not Safe For Work), your account will deleted [?]Bouncer ID check, please type the characters you see in the image.   I still hate Mel. ♥ ♥ That is all.
I Found A Radio Muh Ha Ha Its Fun 2 Be There
here is the link http://www.serendipityradio.com/ its a great place 2 hang a chill
I Found A Book
I found a book and letters given in truth of heart The poems filled with a rejoicing and soul redeeming emotion The words tasted of sweet wine and candy Like the lips from my memories that once entwined mine own heart Some cards I found as well They recanted emotions from another world A bittersweet relic of a time gone past To hold such a book and letters were an empowerment That change can happen, or for better or worse A meeting of heart and mind I found a book and letters from you...... The Author...Dan
I Found This To Be Rude.
As all my friends know I have a good sense of humor and when comes to my size I am the first person to crack jokes. However I just recieved and email from someone I dont know and doesn't know me that I find to be rude.    In my opinion this guy had not right whatsoever to send me a message like this. It just goes to show how ignorant some people are. Like I said I have a great sense of humor but for someone who does not know me to write something like this well I draw the line.   Below is a screen shot of the message.
I Found This Amusing.
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. And more romantic. And also more annoyed when he talks with his mouth full. And you also resent it more when he interrupts you. And you also respect him less when he shows any weakness. And furthermore, when you ask him to pick you up at the airport and he tells you he can't do it because he's busy, it's only when you love him that you hate him. Judith Viorst
I Found This On My Computer
I dunno if or when I wrote this, but I found it today. enjoy, I think I was pretty high when I did if I did. woo hoo... I make no claim to vast intelligence. That said, this is the sum of the economic situation right now and why capitalism is every bit as bad as communism, as well as the reason why all americans need to get over themselves and deal with reality:   AIG nears demise, government steps in, gives them  billions upon billions to get better. (I get no money, but then I've only got CANCER not poor planning biting me in the ass) Months later, they (AIG)(ie-the same company whose executives took their bailout money and continued to fuck everything up) come back and get ANOTHER 30 billion. (need I mjention 30 THOUSAND dollars would pay for almost THREE YEARS of my pre-CANCER life without loss of any of the comforts I love?) Now AIG is saying theyre CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to pay the same executives millions in bonuses. (I never got a bonus at work even though Im the only
I Found This On The Internet...are We So Obvious?
Easy ways to tell if a guy is interested in you: He flirts with you. He smiles at you a lot. He always teases you or makes fun/jokes. He will also go out of his way to be as near you as possible without being obvious. He sends you flowers. During a conversation, he mirrors your actions and your voice fluctuations. This action is referred to as "mirroring" and is a very positive sign that he is interested. He compliments you a lot. He develops a special nickname for you. He is very willing to help you out or do you favors (like rides home, or physical work). He laughs at all your jokes/will try to make you laugh. He mentions activities that you are interested in so there is a chance for you two to do them together. He remembers little things that you've talked about before a long time ago, and brings them up in conversations to let you know that he remembered. His pupils dilate when he looks at you. Our pupils will dilate when we are looking at an
I Found It!
The original cunt punt vid!   http://www.tube8.com/share/girl-kicked-while-pissing/137467/
I Found This
Joke Of The Day:A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
I Found My Ex On Ddhg.com...
Are you dating someone you are not too sure about? Is your best friend a COMPLETE loser who shouldnt be in the dating pool, and you want to warn girls to STAY away? Join dontdatehimgirl.com or at least browse. Maybe that guy from 3 years ago who left a bad taste in your mouth is on there already, maybe you think he SHOULD be on there.   Guys: If you see yourself on that website, feel free to rebuttle. You have the right to stand up for yourself if the posting is falsified.
I Found My Friend Again
MY BESTFRIEND YOU'RE A FRIEND WHO PASSES EVERY WARM AND HEARTFELT TEST FOR BEING THERE AND BEING TRUE AND BEING THE VERY BEST YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HEARS MY THOUGHTS AND UNDERSTANDS MY THINKING YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SENSE FIRST WHEN ATTITUDES ARE SINKING YOU KNOW THE STRENGTHS AND ALL THE WEAKNESSES OF ME YOU KNOW WHEN I NEED SUPPORT    
I Found The Quit Button.
Don't you love it when otherwise decent artists completely phone it in?Is it fair for me to live my dreamsunder my father's advicewhen I don't honestly feel that he has lived his.What if you're quite sure that you've only had nightmares.Ones about pestilent bite flies and pervailing themes of pessimism.Having your teeth pulled one by chunky-blood-onedirty forceps, cold metal chairsHow about the night of hooks and a million lacerations?Or the raining jumpers cracking the cement.No sir, I don't believe I'll be living out my dreams this day or the next.My dreams are too fanciful anywaycustom suitsboth giant mechanical and silkLong vacations in a hammock with my beloved, and the occasional raygun fight or poetry jam with my son.These days I'd settle for keeping all my hair and a decent supply of banana chips- both spiced and unspiced.Love is just ammunition for a greater downfall.Kids are just a sling of bleedingalimony thistetnus shots thatlove me more thiscan I move in thatBut I wouldn't
I Found This While I Was Bored. Lol
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
I Found Epic!
  'I may have to repost this as a comment...
~i Found You~
I found you hiding in my things today among the notes && numbers I've written I found you I can't remember now.. when or how you ended up there But I found you Hiding.. Among the notes && numbers I have written Some things, quite important Others, not so much at all && there you were Hiding, in the folder I swear I'd thrown away  Many times before now I got rid of you But you just keep coming back.. I found you hiding Among the notes && notes that I've written I found you && there's no turning back ~Fyre~
I Found On A Certain Individal's Page And He Knows Who He Is ....ty I Feel This Is Important And Needs Supported!!hugggssss
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible.A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. Youcan kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldier are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...indebt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack.A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the Protector of America, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants somethi
I Found This Online, And I Agree With It 100%...
AmazingYou complain about your hairHow your clothes don't matchYou don't get that new phoneMaybe you're complaining about a hatThey're over there dying for usSuck it upTheir blood is being shedTheir tears are being criedYou sit over here Are you even on our side?You say "bring them homeStop the war, stop the hate!"Do you realize you like living outside of a gate?Would you rather be at gunpoint at all timesNo cellphone No gelNo freedomNo lifeGet over yourselvesThey're fighting for usThey're dying for usI don't know about you,But I like being free... 
I Found Love Again
I FOUND LOVE AGAIN ONCE I SAID LOVE HURTS SO I WILL NEVER AGAINBUT WHEN TIME PASS BY YOU CAME IN MY LIFE AGAIN THAT SMILE IN YOUR FACE IT MAKE ME A LIVE AGAINTHAT FACE SO PRETTY THE SUNRISE IN MY LIFE SHIN AGAIN THAT BODY WHAT YOU GOT TAKE MY BREATH AGAIN THAT HAIR LIKE PEARLS COME OUT FROM THE SEA AGAIN I FOUND LOVE AGAIN I FOUND IT IN YOU AGAINI FOUND MY HEART WHAT I'VE LOST BEFORE I FOUND IT ONCE AGAIN I FOUND MY DREAM AGAINI FOUND MY SOUL AGAIN I 'LL CATCH THIS LOVE AGAIN I'LL HUG YOU FOR EVER I'LL GROW OLD WITH YOUI'LL ERASE YOUR FEARS I'LL DRY YOUR TEARSI'LL SHARE ALL MY DREAMS YOU WILL BE MY HEARTBEAT WE WILL BE TWO SOULS IN ONE BODY FOREVER I FOUND LOVE AGAIN I FOUND IT IN YOU AGAIN THANK YOU FOR COMMING IN MY LIFE AGAIN    
I Found Love!
Well i just wanted to start a lill blog and i figured i would do a mind teaseing queation that always finds it way into my head. How far, or how long, can to people be together, and relise its not love..... but lust?!
I Found This City
I found this alley, it's not hard in this city I slink down the wall, it's scratching my back My head is bleeding It's dripping down my face through my eye and into my mouth There are fire escapes over my head The gentle mist is bringing up the rusting smell The streetlight is casting a pie shape light, distorting objects I'm hoping a madman is lurking maybe a bum with a shopping cart it may have something to fix my shoe heel I can't believe I hit my fucking head the blood in my eye is making a stained glass effect I need a ride, and a painkiller What prescription will chase this voice? Something that will order my thoughts and not kill my sexual desire? Where is that madman? My fear is arriving like waves it has no armour But I've willed it I called to it that it should arrive is logical but logic is a wall I built it on the other side is terror (c)2011
I Four Letter Lie You
This was a song that I wrote which basically sums up relationships that are "whole"...enjoy   Such a beautiful ending to a tragic dream This ife we've lived isn't what it seems The only part of us that was true Is I four letter lie you... I four letter lie you...   Should have known from the start But hell we're not to smart Thought we could piece back what was broken With hundreds of promises of nothing We were still stuck on our past No need for us to try and last Our home was full or passionate hate And the end was all in wait   Such a beautiful ending to a tragic dream This ife we've lived isn't what it seems The only part of us that was true Is I four letter lie you... I four letter lie you...   No matter what was said It went straight through you f***ing head I don't have to be modest 'Cause I never really cared to be honest All the time you spent crying All you were doing was lying That's why I showed no remorse Which leads me into the chorus   Su
I Found Some
                                    alcromy is a name combination ripped out from Alfred Cromwell It has not been easy finding a space here,almost 2 working week days after a friend told of fubar.just like every other lost in the world i was lost in the space been looking out for s special moment,fun with a lot full desires of all kinds accessible to all freely.Several times i had tried on this fubar but had always locked out after few hours never known how it all works on this great site,a well crafted program to suit all needs as a member,i kept out for long but i could not resist the love,cares funfull time i were shown in my several attempts after registration as a member though turned out.In everything we do,our desires,dreams,wishes you can never have them all until your true heart is strong with your spirit bold enough to take them,i had always thought to myself here should be a great place to finding real poeple,caring friends,those true to their heart,i had to find some
If Passion Of The Christ Had An 80's Sounds Track....
I'M SO GOING TO HELL FOR THIS ONE. LOL.
If..part 2
if i asked you to be with me and be my one and only lady, would you? and if i asked you to love only me would you, for if you asked these same questions i would say yes..for looking into your eyes, i can see the loneliness, i can see the pain, ican see the hurt, i know what its like to be there for i have been there myself... if...that word times sticks to me like a dgger in my heart...if you only knew...if i could just make you see, if i could just hold you, if only id let you be, if,if,if!
If 8 People Vie Wthis Blog I Will Hold A Contest For A Rolex
HOLLA
If People...
I swear, if I get ton more comments on how good I look, it's going to get hackneyed because I do not look good, so the actual pretty girls will want some word that is better then sexy, hot, beutiful, etc. I don't know about you but I can't think of any lol.
If People Could Just Know And Do... ;)
Not everbody knows just how to do it Some just learn it on the way Once you get it right, ain't nothin to it If you wanna get it right, you gotta learn to pace Make it smooth, take your time Make it groove, in, out, in Make it last Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss my --- Ah, ah, ah This is how it works Wrap your hands around my body This is how it works Go due south This is how it works Melt yourself into my body This is how it works Kiss my mouth Some guys think they know the answers Everybody knows how to make you scream If most guys took time out their fantasies Maybe we could stop our make believe Ready, set, go You don't have to know We can take forever, learn together any flow Touch me slow, watch it grow Kiss the tip, gently flow, be my ho and take the show We can watch it in slow-mo, when the sweet and low drips Don't forget to let me wet my finger tips Write love letters back and forth across your lips Spread my hips, count to eighty, eighty wa
If 99.9 Percent Is Good Enough
>12 new borns will be given to the wrong parents. >11,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped yearly. >18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled an hour. >2,000,000 documents will be lost by the IRS this year. >2.5 million books will be shipped with the wrong covers. >Two planes landing at Chicago's O' Hare air port will be unsafe every day. >315 entries in the webster's dictionary will be misspelled. >20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written this year. >880,000 credit cards in circulation will have incorrect card holder information on their magnetic strips. >103,260 income tax returns will be processed imcorrectly during this year. >5.5 million cases of sof drinks produced will be flat. >291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly. >3,056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections.
If People Would Only....
If people would only except all lifestyles the world would be a better place. Gay , Strait, Homosexual, Bi-sexual,Blacks, Spanish, Mexican it doesn't matter we all live in this world together. And God made us all.
If People Could Read My Mind, I'd Be Fucked!
  There is a strong possibility that most people NEVER change.   There is a strong possibility that most players deny their game.   There is a strong possibility you are not the first, last or only.   There is a strong possibility that you can't fuck the pain away.   There is a strong possibility I am in a good place.   There is a strong possibility that I wish you nothing but the best.   There is a strong possibility that you need to learn how to love yourself, before you can ever be happy....espcecially with someone else.    There is a strong possibility that you are beautiful and you have NO idea.   There is a strong possibility that you will not see it until you are ready.    There is a strong possibility that I will never be there for you.   I will never hold your hand.   I will never be your friend.   I will never be what you need.   I will always be the answer to the question you cannot find.   I will smile.   I will laugh. I will be happy.   Wi
If (pt 1)
If we should meet before I die, before I wake up once again and realize. Then you'd know, then you'd see, to try & grasp, or understand me. When I leave don't cry, don't realize it was all a lie. Realize the one who is me, has only shown you what you could be. I only show you your beautifel, I only try to catch you & break your fall. I joke around, thats true but can't you see my focal points are musically. I won't walk across the floor, when you talk to me I'll try not to ignore. All, I can do, all I can see is whats inside, this world of me. If you cry, if you scream, if you realize its not all a dream. Then as I ask,and lay down to sleep I ask for my heart and soul to keep. I've been there before and lost the pieces, my strength at times kept me from going to pieces. Kept me going, kept me believing, but at times this all looks different, so decieving. So if I die before I wake I ask once again that my heart not break.
The "if" Questions
THE "IF" questions.... If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you walk out of the door, I would hug you and kiss you and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I heard your name lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play it back for days. If I knew it would be the last time to spare an extra minute or two, I'd stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming that you know I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day. Well, I'm sure you'll have many more, So, I'll let this one slip away. For surely there is tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we'll always get a second chance to make everything all right. There will be another chance to say our "I love you," and certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything
I Frakking Love Bsg........a Few Reasons Why....
Ok so those of you who know me best know of my lil "obsession" with the new Battlestar Galactica. I was a big fan of the old series back in the day when I was a child in the late 70's/early 80's. I will admit when the "reimagined" series first came about I was skeptical, given that certain sacred cows were tossed to the wind (Starbuck a WOMAN?!?!?! What sort of feldercarb is that?!?! What they have a slew of Daggits writing that show?!?!?!?) Ok so anyway eventually curiosity got the best of me & well, I admit this is what the show SHOULD HAVE been from the beginning. Not only does Starbuck WORK as a woman (GO Katie Sackoff) but the character works BETTER for a variety of reasons...for one thing she kicks more frakking ass! For another depth & dynamics of the story, & characters are SECOND to NONE overall. Such a huge cast in number & amount of talent. The effects are of course top notch given the budgetary constraints of tv vs blockbuster motion picture. However, they are not a crutc
If Raindrops Were Tears
 If raindrops were tearsAnd it rained every day,The rain couldn't washMy heartache away.You're still my ideal;My love never dies,But it cuts to the bone--What I see in your eyes.You want me to stop; You want to be friends,But you'll be my true loveUntil breath and life ends.
I Frankly Don't Care And I Don't Plan On Polishing One Its Not That Important And Not On My To Do List
I Can Careless About Who Has a Fupony ...... Its So Not On My To Do List ....... And Sure As Hell Don't Plan On Polishing Any FUPONY'S  .......     So On That Note ...... Can Not Take a Joke ...... So Is Not A Problem Of Mine ....... Sure As Hell Not Planning On Buying One That Is Not On My To Do List Either ........ To Me If It Don't Eat Shit Piss Walk Or Make A Noise Its So A Waste Of Money ..... Immaturity Is Not Becoming To Any Adult So Grow Up Suck It Up ...... I Don't Plan On Kissing Your Ass ..... Never Had To Never Plan To ...... Enough Is Enough Took One To Take A Joke Wrong ..... I SO Won't Or Ever Will Joke With You ...... That Is A Promise ....... Get It Hope So .....          A Sayin Goes Like This ........    Pissing me off is more dangerous than french kissing a rattlesnake..... Can Not Take A Joke Stay Out Of The Kitchen Because A Joke Was Just  That .........
I Freaken Give Up
well i went today to have my arm x-rayed again to see if it was broke, and yep its broke meaning im in my splint for another 2 weeks atleast. seems every time i think things are getting better i do something stupid and fuck it up again
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft... Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter. Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Patron: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead. Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using? Patron: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up? Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?! Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day eac
I Friend In Need Of Some Help In A Contest Please Come Over
he is behind like 3000 comments
I Friggin Love You All
LOVE, ADMIRATION & RESPECT TO ALL MY FRIENDS FOR HELPING ME REACH DISCIPLE TONIGHT. SPECIAL THANKS TO ~steward~, *Thump☆Star*, ღMirageღ~ஐ, thehaz, Damian, Đôçβôńε, Alison, ICEYHOT, BIG DON & Killa Klown Phreak. YOU ALL ARE THE BEST. ஐLindaஐ
If R Not With Me
yes i know tht sometimes i lose my head and i cant act like i dont care can even get to be indiferent if youre not with mt but no my love youre not this way dont say bye now when it hasnt even started let me demonstrate that this is worth it cus when i began to know u i understood life with goodbye all the pain got in my dreams our love never died you were my poison we let each other down we were indiferent and our love came to an end
If Rocks Wanna Do It....
Just shows the balance in hills as well.....
If Roses Are
If roses are meant to be red And violets to be blue Why isn’t my heart meant for you My hands longing to touch you But I can barely breathe Starry eyes that make me melt Right in front of me Lost in this world I even get lost in this song And when the lights go down That is where I’ll be found This music’s irresistible Your voice makes my skin crawl Innocent and pure I guess you heard it all before Mister Inaccessible Will this ever change One thing that remains the same You’re still a picture in a frame Lost in this world I even get lost in this song And when the lights go down That is where I’ll be found I get lost in this world I get lost in your eyes And when the lights go down That’s where I’ll be found Yeah yeah I get lost in this world I get lost in your eyes And when the lights go down Am I the only one
If - Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master; If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your
I Frwrded "mental Feng Shu" Today This A Reply
If you are over 50 and you wake up with a woman you don't know, it is most likely your wife Thanks this is very true LMAO!
If Santa Answered Letters The Way He Wanted....
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ************************************ Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass con
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ***************************************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
16 If's About Blowjobs
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly...
If Santa answered his mail honestly... Dear Santa I wood like a cool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do? Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's
If Santa Was A Redneck
If Santa was a redneck He’d prob’ly still be kind Though putting children on his knee Would not be wise of mind If Santa was a redneck His way of spreading cheer Wouldn’t be with gifts by sleigh But by Chevy full of beer If Santa was a redneck The chimney he’d forego And leave the beer out on the porch Where the frigerator goes If Santa was a redneck No cookies would we leave Just a can of Copenhagen He could roll up in his sleeve If Santa was a redneck We’d know it when he came The belching, scratching, passing gas There’d be no one else to blame If Santa was a redneck Christmas day would be a blast We’d all sit out upon the porch And pass around the Pabst
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ********************** ******************************* Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give
If Santa Answered His Letters Honestly... Lol
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna giv
10-ifsantaansweredhismailhonestly
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly..... Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ******************* ********************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. D
10-if Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly..... Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ******************* ********************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. D
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly...
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Ifs, Ands, & Butts...
I love Halloween. I love handing out candy, seeing all the great costumes and talking with parents. I even keep up with trends. _For a few years there, you never saw smaller children without their parents. I noticed this year less parents as they stayed in the cars. What few adults I did see mostly stayed along the edge of the road. I realize adults are tired but its still a good ideal to stay close to your children. If nothing else, you can grab their hand and hold them back to keep them from darting back out in the road. Not to mention when I was taking my daughter trick or treating, I liked to visually check out the people who were giving out the treats. I could usually remember which house gave out what treat. People nowadays tend to treat at houses they know which is a good ideal but I saw quite a few I did not know so obviously not everyone was following that ideal. _I noticed this year no flashlights much. A few adults carried them is all. When I was a kid you could buy these
If Scorcese Directed Sesame Street
If Sex Is Dirty
If sex is dirty and babies come from sex then babies must be dirty. If babies are dirty and babies become adults then adults must be dirty. If adults are dirty and adults live a life then life must be dirty. If life is dirty and God gives life then God must be dirty. If God is dirty and God created sex then a whole lot of people need to take a bath
If Sex Is Dirty
If sex is dirty and babies come from sex then babies must be dirty. If babies are dirty and babies become adults then adults must be dirty. If adults are dirty and adults live a life then life must be dirty. If life is dirty and God gives life then God must be dirty. If God is dirty and God created sex then a whole lot of people need to take a bath.
If Sex Hurts See Your Doctor
Dr. Belisa Vranich says if during intercourse you say “Ouch” instead of “Oh yes baby” then you should call your doctor to be checked out. Whether you’re a guy or a babe, if you hurt then get it checked out. Dr. Vranich says it can be thing simple to fix or something more serious. Check out her advice.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,589365,00.html?test=faces  BlastFM is always ready to be check out by you and your friends. Drop in and tune in. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm   .         .    
If She Only Knew
In silent reflection I love her and she doesn't even know that at this moment she's making me smile. She doesn't know that when we're apart I can hear her voice And it calms me no matter what madness surrounds me She doesn't know that I am in awe of our love because it is true and real and I've never known such honesty before. She doesn't know that I admire her for all that she is has been, and will be She is my hero. She doesn't know That even when I disagree with her I love her She's awakened that kind of passion in me And I thank her for that. She doesn't know that I never believed in soulmates But now I do so completely. She doesn't know that when she reached out and touched my soul she taught me trust when I thought trust was lost forever She doesn't know That every step I take She's holding my hand Even if only in my thoughts And always I adore her.
If She Only Knew
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your
If She Only Knew
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your
If She Only Knew
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your
If She Only Knew
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your
If She Only Knew
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your
If She Only Knew
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry if I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been
If She Only Knew...
subject: If she only knew... date: 2007-04-29 17:47:55 I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry if I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep
If She Only Knew
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry if I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been
If She Only Knew
This is very true for me. I have lived through this my whole life. I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with anoth

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