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How To "read" A Woman's Words And Body Language( 2 )
THE MISTAKE MEN MAKE Now, a common mistake that men make is taking something that a woman SAYS that she wants, and doing it TOO MUCH, thinking that if "A little bit is good, then more must be better". For instance, a woman SAYS that she likes guys who are "thoughtful". So you go out and buy her a bunch of gifts, give her cute cards every time you see her, and call her all the time to tell her that you miss her. What happens? She leaves you for her jerk ex-boyfriend. Huh? This would be kind of like a woman saying, "My favorite food is chocolate" and then you thinking it would be good to feed
How To "read" A Woman's Words And Body Language( 2 )
THE MISTAKE MEN MAKE Now, a common mistake that men make is taking something that a woman SAYS that she wants, and doing it TOO MUCH, thinking that if "A little bit is good, then more must be better". For instance, a woman SAYS that she likes guys who are "thoughtful". So you go out and buy her a bunch of gifts, give her cute cards every time you see her, and call her all the time to tell her that you miss her. What happens? She leaves you for her jerk ex-boyfriend. Huh? This would be kind of like a woman saying, "My favorite food is chocolate" and then you thinking it would be good to feed her chocolate for every meal just because it's her favorite... or adding chocolate to every single dish you make for her from now on... and forgetting that 97% of what she eats still needs to be OTHER FOODS. Let me land the plane for you. Women don't MEAN what you THINK they mean when they talk about what they want in a man. And if
How To Explain Diabeties To A 7 Yr Old Anyone Have Advice?
well I have had to change the way i eat again lol the kids hate this cuz it effects them a little they don't really realiaze what mom has to go threw to keep her diabeties in control. Halloween was part of the problem they had pizza, chips and dip, candy, and punch now I am paying for it i know i shouldn't have ate most of that stuff but with my youngest one trading me chocolate for other stuff its hard not too. I explaned it to her yesterday mom can't eat that stuff cuz it makes mom sick but its so hard to have her understand does anyone know how i can make a 7 yr old understand mom's diabeties won't let her eat as much candy as she can with out hurting her feelings
How To Become A Christian - Eternal Options
Realizing how to become a Christian is the most important discovery of your life! Becoming a Christian is more than joining a church or saying a prayer. It is a personal relationship that will last for eternity. Do you know what will happen to you the moment you die? Where will you find yourself? Where is your destination? There are only two destinations - and both are eternal: You will either find yourself living for eternity in heaven or existing for eternity in hell. Where will you be? * Eternity in heaven - This destination is reserved for those who receive Jesus Christ's gift of eternal salvation. Contrary to popular belief, heaven is not for the church-goers, the devout, or the "good people." The only stipulation is receiving God's gift of salvation. * Eternity in hell is reserved for those who reject Jesus Christ and His Gospel. The Bible sums up the Gospel like this: : ". . .That Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he
"how To Project Ultimate Confidence"
Today, I'm going to teach you 10 techniques you can use to project CONFIDENCE while on a first date. (Remember: If you don't show confidence on a first date, you'll NEVER get a get a second date. 1) Don't Ask, Lead This one is VERY important. A lot of guys ask stupid things like "Would you like to go to this restaurant?", "Can I go to the bathroom", or even worse, "Can we do this again some other time?" And they wonder why they never get a second date! Listen, confident men do NOT ask women for permission to do ANYTHING. They JUST do it. They don't ask for a kiss. They don't ask for a second date. They don't ask for ANYTHING. Pay attention, to follow. Let's get one thing CLEAR, I'm not taking about RAPE! So next time you go out on a date...please...JUST LEAD THE WAY. Instead of asking "Can we...", just say "let's..." and lead her by the arm. But never, never, NEVER ask a woman ANYTHING. Remember, guys: If a woman doesn't like something, she
How The Cia Created Osama Bin Laden
as found on: http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/NWO/CIA_Created_Osama.htm How the CIA created Osama bin Laden BY NORM DIXON “Throughout the world ... its agents, client states and satellites are on the defensive — on the moral defensive, the intellectual defensive, and the political and economic defensive. Freedom movements arise and assert themselves. They're doing so on almost every continent populated by man — in the hills of Afghanistan, in Angola, in Kampuchea, in Central America ... [They are] freedom fighters.” Is this a call to jihad (holy war) taken from one of Islamic fundamentalist Osama bin Laden's notorious fatwas? Or perhaps a communique issued by the repressive Taliban regime in Kabul? In fact, this glowing praise of the murderous exploits of today's supporters of arch-terrorist bin Laden and his Taliban collaborators, and their holy war against the “evil empire”, was issued by US President Ronald Reagan on March 8, 1985. The “evil empire” was the Sov
How To Speak About Women
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: > > 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." > > 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY > APPRECIATIVE." > > 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." > > 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE > INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." > > 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED > COMPANION." > > 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." > > 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY > INCONVENIENCED" > > 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." > > 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." > > 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." > > 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY > SUPERIOR." > > 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOK
How To Be Romantic With Food
Have a plate engraved with a message for the one you love without them knowing about it. When you take them out to dinner, ask the waiter to serve their meal on that plate. Wrap up a small gift for your sweetheart and put it in his/her favorite box of cereal. Call a restaurant where your love lives and have them deliver a nice meal to him/her. Surprise your sweetheart one day when he/she expects you to be at work with a picnic lunch at a local park. Make your love breakfast in bed and serve it with a rose, a love poem and a sweet kiss. You can make it extra special by feeding it to him/her. Cook dinner in your fireplace. Eat and enjoy the evening in front of it with no distractions other than a sweet romantic music playing in the background. Make some heart shaped sugar cookies and decorate them. Then leave them on your sweethart’s passenger seat in their car, so they go to work knowing how much they are loved. Go to the beach and bring a blanket and a rad
How To Get What You Want From Women
How To Get What You Want From Women -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com -------------------------------------------------- >There's one place to get a COMPLETE education in attracting, approaching, meeting and getting dates with the kinds of women you've always wanted to meet. And that place is right here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ Let me ask you a question. What is "SUCCESS" to you when it comes to women? If I asked you to give me a detailed explanation of EXACTLY how your life would be if you had ULTIMATE SUCCESS with women, could you do it? Sure, most guys would say something like, "Success to me would be being able to walk up to any woman and get a date with her"... or "Success to me woul
How To Recognize A Bad Relationship
How to recognize a bad relationship At some point in your life, you'll most likely experience some sort of "bad" relationship, whether that is romantic, friendship or parent based doesn't really matter, just the fact that you will experience this is enough. Recognizing you're enduring a bad relationship can be difficult, especially if you are the type of person that sees the good in people and doesn't want to hurt anybody's feelings. Girl meets guy, guy and girl have known each other for a while through various associations from a group they belong to. Guy asks girl out, girl says yes and they start to date. Girl has been out of a long-term relationship for about 2 years, guy (girl did not know this at the time) has only been single for a month! Long story short, they date, guy pressures girl, she buckles and there it ends... Now, you might be wondering what actually happened and how did I recognize things just weren't right? Well, if I was honest with myself in the b
How To Say I Love You In 100 Lauanges
How to say I Love You in 100 Languages English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M\'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!) Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t\'aime, Je t\'adore
How To Tell If Hes Flirting With You
Top Ten Tips - HOW to tell He's Flirting with YOU and/or Attracted to YOU 1. The Eyebrow Lift When a guy first sees a girl he's attracted to, chances his eyebrows will rise and fall. Quickly. (You can slip the flip of an eyebrow back at him, if you're interested - it's a clear signal both ways.) 2. Gaining Your Attention Exaggerated movements or gestures usually mean that he's trying to stand out from the crowd. He may shift positions so that he is standing slightly apart from his friends or a group of people. 3. Slight Parting of the Lips His lips may automatically part for a second when your eyes first meet. 4. His Nostrils Open Slightly - Face Widens As his eyebrows raise and nostrils flare slightly so with the parted lips, he has an open, friendly expression on his face. 5. He Shifts to the Classic Male Courship Stance The macho stance (cowboy style) - he'll probably lock his thumbs in his belt or belt loops, point his fingers downwards, spread his legs
How To Know If Someone Likes You
Do you know HOW to flirt? Do you know if you ARE flirting (could you be accidentally flirting)? The following actions are considered to be REAL flirting indicators - check them out and see if you're sending (and receiving) the right message: How to tell she likes you: She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated. Her skin tone becomes red while being around you. Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you. She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours. She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she's thinking about you and her relating in some way... She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance. She exposes the palms of her hand facing you. Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth.... She starts sitting straig
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way:
How to Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way: 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog
How To Spot A Fake...does It Really Matter?
its impossible to verify who is real & who is fake even in real life without cia type testing...retinal scans, finger printing, genetic testing...& like i said in my post about the same, all i can go by is my direct interaction with a person. even if they use an assumed name or identity, if we converse, i must accept or reject them on what they offer on their page, in reading what bulletins they repost & post, and the content of our direct interaction! if their profile is "fake" yet i like the person they offer, what is the harm unless real world promises & commitments are made! then & only then will it really even matter & if they are portraying something different, it really isnt different than real life where their are all to many liars & thieves also! just my thoughts. i know of one person on here that has taken credit for things ive done, started lies about friends of mine & put out posts claiming that he has real world connections to people that he doesnt even know & as much as
How The Shower Like A Woman/man
An old classic. Very funny. How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex
How To Say No ...
How To Say No We say "yes" to others because we want to please them. But when eventually we can't continue, we let them down and we feel guilty. Both parties suffer. Recognize that a desire to please often prevents us from saying no. Stick to your plan. If you have a written set of goals and strategies, this gives you a reason to stick to your course. ("Thanks, but I already have an investment plan, so you don't need to send me a newsletter about stocks.") When someone persists, repeat your position, perhaps in a slightly different way. ("As I already said, our policy is to donate to charities that help children only.") Make sure you understand exactly what is being asked of you before you respond. Perhaps the task is more time consuming than you thought. On the other hand, it may not take much effort at all. Excel at just a few things, rather than being just average at many. Don't try to do everything. You have a right to say no. Remember that others may take you for
How To Speak Sothern
How To Speak Southern Hah Tu Spek Suthun) BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." BAWSE - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back
How They Stole The Mid-term Election By Greg Palast
THE FOLLOWING I COPIED AND PASTED FROM THE GREG PALAST NEWSLETTER. IF YOU WISH T0 SUBSCRIBE, THE LINK IS BELOW. HOW THEY STOLE THE MID-TERM ELECTION COPYRIGHT GREG PALAST for The Guardian (UK), Comment Monday November 6, 2006 Here's how the 2006 mid-term election was stolen. Note the past tense. And I'm not kidding. And shoot me for saying this, but it won't be stolen by jerking with the touch-screen machines (though they'll do their nasty part). While progressives panic over the viral spread of suspect computer black boxes, the Karl Rove-bots have been tunneling into the vote vaults through entirely different means. For six years now, our investigations team, at first on assignment for BBC TV and the Guardian, has been digging into the nitty-gritty of the gaming of US elections. We've found that November 7, 2006 is a day that will live in infamy. Four and a half million votes have been shoplifted. Here's how they'll do it, in three easy steps: Theft #1: Registra
How To Avoid The Flu Shot
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. Get plenty of rest. OR Take the doctor's approach. Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first? They Clean your arm with alcohol... Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. So....... I walk to the liquor store. (exercise) I put lime in my Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air) Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress) Then pass out. (rest) The way I see
How To Thank Troops
HOw to thank a troop, soldier, or whatever= — Tuesday, November 07, 2006 1- buy them a drink 2- buy them some food 3- show them your tits ( unless your tits are ugly ) 4- sleep with them 5- give them a job 6- vote for the guy who is for giving them their freedom 7- write your congressman and remind them that our troops deserve newer equipment 8- expose military corruption, and do something to punish those people who take part in it 9- Don't vote for the people who take away the freedoms they have fought for 10- give them discounts on stuff 11- help them out when they need it ( whatever trouble they may be in ) 12- discourage making fun of them for their mental problems 13- give them a break, they sometimes have issues you can't possibly understand 14- send them jerky, and good stuff that they ask for when they are deployed 15- When it comes to drug rehab places, don't be the one's who say " not around my house " 16- write to your con
How To Become A Wiccan
First ask yourself whether you really want to become a Wiccan. Some Cowans (non-Wiccans) are keen to convert to Wicca in order to cast spells and gain power over other people. They have seen Witches wiggling their noses or waving a wand on TV or in the movies and are enthused about gaining that degree of control over nature and other individuals. Wicca doesn't really work that way. The Wiccan Rede severely restrict Wiccans' spells and rituals. It prohibits any manipulation, coercion or harm. Spells must be for the good of all; they must harm none. A Witch cannot, for example, cast a love spell on another person in order to make them feel fall in love. That would manipulate them. A Wiccan is are permitted to perform a ritual to make themselves more open to love generally, but that is about it. There are other considerations: Being a Wiccan is not easy. Wicca requires a great deal of personal discipline and effort before one becomes proficient in the craft. In fact, the learning ne
How To Tell If You Are Gay (no Offense Meant..this Is Just A Funny)
How to tell if you are gay 1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tit*ies. Anything else and you are in training to suc
How To Make A Woman/man Happy
How to make a Woman/Man Happy Body: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE
How True This Quiz Is About Me.... What Planet Are You From?
You Are From Pluto You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe. You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart. You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance. You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness. Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you. What Planet Are You From?
How To Install A Home Security System
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
How To Really Annoy People....
Here are some ways to really annoy people big time... Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip..." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. Speak only in a "robot" voice. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announcing it's your property. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up". Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!" Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot". Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything th
How To Know When Your Geekyness Is Lazy
I want ice cream.. but dang it.. I want a mini freezer in my room now.. man .. that is shamefull.. lmao I want a lcd tv or plasma.. and have a tilted mount so that it has am motor on it and I can look from anyplace in my room.. and bed.. damn.. thats lazy.. lol
How To Act On Your First Date With Her
How To Act On Your First Date With Her -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com -------------------------------------------------- >If you'd like to learn how to spark and amplify ATTRACTION using only your conversation and other communication, then I highly recommend that you learn the secret "language of attraction" that I call SEXUAL COMMUNICATION. Here's a great place to get some fantastic pointers and see some great video clips on the topic... http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/ "How should I act on the first date?" I get a lot of specific questions that are basically variations of this... things like: "What should we talk about?" and "How do you keep the conversation interesting?" So instead o
How To Make A Woman Happy...
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be
How To Make A Salute For Ct
Directions for making a “SALUTE” A “Salute” is a voluntary procedure for members who would like to verify they are a real person. We do respect any member’s freedom to be anonymous. Salutes are submitted to be verified by CT staff to ensure authenticity. Members can “salute” in the following ways 1. Please make a HANDWRITTEN sign that clearly states: CHERRYTAP.COM and your SCREEN NAME and your MEMBER ID along with a clear picture of YOU in the photo. The CT staff should be able to clearly read your sign and see you in the photo. Please use a dark ink/ marker to make your sign. (Example www.CherryTAP.com/Scrapper, ID #22) 2. “Photo shopped” and typed salutes will NOT be accepted. If it looks misleading, it will be rejected. 3. The following items WILL be allowed in your photo as part of your verification if you wish. Please add your member URL and ID as mentioned above under number one to the photo: a) Your LostCherry T shirt. b) You sitting next to your PC, with the Cherr
How The Internet Began
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from h
How The Internet Began
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from h
How The Internet Began
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from h
How To Prank A Telemarketer
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com Just copy and paste it into your browser.
How To Be Happy
1. Realize that enduring happiness doesn't come from financial success. 2. Take control of your time. 3. Act happy. 4. Seek work and leisure that engages your skills. 5. Join the "movement" movement. 6. Give your body the sleep it wants. 7. Give priority to close relationships. 8. Focus beyond self. 9. Be grateful. 10. Nurture your spiritual self.
How To Shower Like A Woman...and A Man
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Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. - How to IMPRESS a MAN - Show up naked. Bring beer.
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How To Stay Young
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How To Give A Cat A Pill
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How To Call The Police!!!
> George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed > when his wife > told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which > she could > see from the bedroom window. > > George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw > that there > were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, > who asked > "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. Then > they said > that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in > his house, > lock his doors and an officer would be along when available. > George said, > "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. > > "Hello I just called you few seconds ago Because there were > people in my > shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've > just shot > them all". Then he hung up. > >
How To Be Happy
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How To Make A Skin
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how to stop people from bugging you about getting married old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling telling me, "you're next." They stoppped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. its just a joke thing i found a while ago
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How To Make A Woman Happy
How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST A
How To Fake A Happy Christmas
How To Shower
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown If you see Husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes Until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super
How To Impress A Woman
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go the end of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked, Bring beer.
How To Create "chemistry" With Women
How To Create "Chemistry" With Women >Whether you're just getting started meeting women, or you'd like to turn your "good" skills into GREAT skills, you should take a look at THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ ***SUCCESS STORY*** Hey Dave, I just got your mailbag on younger women perfect timing! I have your book and the advances series and let me make it perfectly clear to people who need answers, GET THE PROGRAM, BOOK, CD, DVD what ever get it. Without this information you will have significant shrinkage and eventually forget that your little appendage is for more than peeing. Stop staying home and giving yourself what you want, it is so simple and many questions you have will be answered for you, even better you will learn how to answer them on your own, JUST DO IT!!! There is a show on about some average guys and a beautiful woman, watch it there is only one guy who "gets it" and the rest are "nice" guys. See who gets he
How To Dance Like A White Guy!
How To Chat With Women Online
How I Chat With Women Online -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com -------------------------------------------------- >If you'd like to master the art of meeting women online, and using the internet dating, chat, and email to save time and get more dates, then you need to take a minute and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/MeetingWomenOnline/ I'm going to do something in this newsletter that I almost NEVER do... I'm going to share with you part of a real-life conversation that I had with a woman online in the past. Again, this is something that I VERY rarely do... (so feel special and loved). It's a small part of a bigger conversation, so keep that in mind as you read it. This little chunk of conversat
How To Destroy Angels
Prepare your trap. They are by nature bloodthirsty and bent on destruction of vice. Build your circle in Las Vegas. Have a great deal of sea salt and a vial of virgin's blood. Seal your circle correctly. Read the Enochian rights and chant the call. When the being appears, don't panic. Shotgun: silver slugs coated with infant tears, aim for the mid section. Fire away.
How To Be A Great Bartender
After many years of bartending i figured out why some bartenders are good and others are great. A great bartender is a combination of two aspects of bartending. To be a bartender, you have to be a gin slinger and you have to be a barkeep. As a barkeep, it is your job to make the people welcome. You remember the regulars, and even those that only come in from time to time, you know their drinks and remember their joys and problems. You make the customer feel welcome, and you know how to bring a laugh to their lips. As a gin slinger, you know your drinks, you mix accurately, and consistently, and yet you can tailor your drinks for the individual. You are quick, getting people what they need when they need it, never leaving a single person behind, even if you have to ask them to wait their turn. To be a great bartender, you have to have an equal mix of both of these aspects. If you are all gin slingers, the people will love their drinks, but never come back. If you are all barkee
How To Confuse Santa
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. 4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. 5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! 6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa." 7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. 8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave unti
How To Not Be A Good Cherry Friend....
Let me make this clear -- you rating and commenting my pics or profile does not put me in debt to you in any fashion. You did that of your own volition and I am in no way required to return the favor. I do try to get around to rating and commenting all my friends and don't mind kind reminders like, "Hey, did you see this pic of me? I thought you'd like it." But if you really want to make sure I don't rate or comment you, say something about how you did me so now I have to do you. In fact, that just may get you removed from my friends. I don't play passive-aggressive games. While I'm on the subject, a few more ways to lose my respect and possibly my "friends" status: - Spamming me in shouts or Cherrymail with any link I have not asked for or that you did not specifically think I would enjoy. This includes "vote for me" links or cock pic links when I've never spoken to you before. - Begging for attention or pity whether outright or in veiled attempts. It's one thing t
How To Get A Goodnights Sleep
I want you to touch yourself the way you would want me to touch you..I want you to caress your body the way I would caress your body..start with your breasts and work your way down but make sure you're gentle as you move your hands around..cuz remember you're touchin yourself as if you were me and you know I'm as gentle as can be...now slide your hand between your legs and play with yourself the way you'd want me to play with you..now push your finger inside yourself the way I push myself inside you, and make love to yourself the way you'd want me to make love to you..start off nice and slow and then go fast and deep..and if you do it the way I do it you'll soon fall asleep..
How To Be A Good Wife (hehehe) In 1955
Ø Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. Ø Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Ø Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. Ø Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Ø Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then tables. Ø Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel h
How To Put Your Kids In Time-out
How To Get A Wife (according To The Bible) :)
Finding a Wife The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/wife.asp Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. -- Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) Find a prostitute and marry her. -- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3) Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. -- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21) Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. -- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10) Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. -- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25) Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib. -- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24) Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fou
How To Tell Your Girlfriend What She Doesn't Want To Hear
Taken from my blog at http://tweekerchick.blogspot.com A general problem I find when talking with my guy friends is the one of honesty in relationships. Now, don’t get me wrong, the men in my life are smart smart people. They know for an undisputed fact that honesty in relationships is key to success. They also know that if they are honest, they will never, ever, EVER get laid. So what is a guy to do? How do you bring up something sensitive while still maintaining a sex life that consists of more than just your right hand? I consulted a few of my favorite horny bastards and came up with decent solutions to some of your more pressing issues. You can thank me later when the sex is over. What you’re too much of a pussy to say: I don’t want to hang out with your girlfriends. This is a pretty easy one. Tell her that you love spending time with her. Now, lie through your teeth and compliment her friends, especially that one femi-nazi who makes your nuts shrivel and
How To Wash The Cat!
This is hilarious. After you read the instructions, be sure to look at the pictures attached. How to Wash the Cat ... 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
How Too Tell If Your Man Is On The Downlow
How too tell if your man is on the Downlow Here it is basic answers to you questions about to tell if your man is on the down low. Now some of you women have been living in denile you see it but or blind at the same time. 1. If your man watches pron (xxx) with you and is always looking harder @ the men in the video's more then the females. 2. Always making comments on how big the next guy dick is while licking his lips and rubing his self. 3. If your giving him head in put your finger in his azz and all he doese is smile and open wider. 4. If he and a male friend or closer then you could ever be (now boys will be boy but if this person are making remarks about you and how you can't please him guess what he's on the downlow). 5. If he compares you to another person and it's not a women but a man 6. If your underware or stretched out and have cum stans in the seat of them knowing he's not cross dressing or role playing with you. 7. If you
How To Tell He Or She Is Cheating
From Bishopmonk Here's a list of things that may signal your patner is being unfaithful to you and the other person. Difficulty: Hard Time Required: Up to you. Here's How: Acknowledge something doesn't "feel right" in your relationship and be prepared to get to the bottom of it. Ask yourself the following questions: - Does he/she call you less often? - Does he/she make excuses to not see you when you used to be inseparable? Sponsored Links Is My Love Cheating On Me How You Can Quickly and Easily Discover If Your Lover Is Cheating www.beatthatniggerdown.org www.slapahoe.org Infidelity and Cheating Learn How to Catch a Cheater Now Net's Largest Database of Cheaters www.niggerweknowwhereyoulive.net www.hoewhereUat.net Men & Cheating 10 Free Secrets On Men & Commitment To Keep Relationships & Love Alive www.CatchHimIfUCan.com www.CatchHerIfUCan.com - Is he/she NOT where you are told he/she will be when you look in to it? - When you call at normal times,
How To Make Love
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
How To Have An Orgasm, Without Anyone Knowing
This is a story about some experience told by a hot lady . One of the first discoveries I made after moving to New York City was a unique little boutique on the East Side catering to the erotic needs of women. A Garden of Sexual delights, the shop was filled with literature on female sensuality, erotic art work, an unbelievable array of vibrators and sex toy "goodies" selected with the pleasure of the female body in mind. The atmosphere was warm and comfortable, not the self-consciousness felt at venturing into some porno bookstores. Here there was a calm acknowledgement that women do indeed want to explore their sexual drives and urging with all the accoutrements usually reserved for males. A showcase held several items with which I was happily familiar: phallic-shaped vibrators in different sizes, vibrating "eggs" and gold-plated ben-wa balls ornately offered on velvet cushions. What riveted my attention was a device I'd never seen before: a soft plastic cup slightly
How To Say I Love You In 25 Diffrent Places!
>> > > Subject: How to Say I love you in 25 languages >> > > >> > > >> > > How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... >> > > >> > > English >> > > I Love You >> > > >> > > Spanish >> > > Te Amo >> > > >> > > French >> > > Je T'adore >> > > >> > > German >> > > lch Liebe Dich >> > > >> > > Japanese >> > > Ai Shite Imasu >> > > >> > > Thai >> > > Phom rak khun >> > > >> > > Italian >> > > Ti amo >> > > >> > > Chinese >> > > Wo Ai Ni >> > > >> > > Swedish >> > > Jag Akar >> > > >> > > Alabama >> > > Arkansas >> > > Texas >> > > North Carolina >> > > South Carolina >> > > Georgia >> > > Oklahoma >> > > Tennessee >> > > Missouri >> > > Mississippi >> > > Montana >> > > Virginia >> > > West Virginia >> > > Kentucky >> > > parts of Florida >> > > >> > > Nice Ass , Get in the truck
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How To Kiss A Woman
Never underestimate the power of the perfect kiss. Get it right, and the rest will fall into place It has been theorized that a woman decided within five minutes of meeting a man whether or not she will have sex with him. Possibly true, but there is one catch. Most women I know, myself included, may initially decide we'll have sex with a guy, but when we find out he's a bad or a mediocre kisser, we change our minds entirely. We decide we will never have sex with this guy. He won't even get asked for a nightcap, much less for breakfast the next morning. As our lips part while we stand on the doorstep, we will announce that we have an early-morning meeting or (if you were really awful) that we're actually already married to someone else. What Women say about the Kiss! What we will never, ever say is, "God, you're a lousy kisser. I was going to have sex with you until just this moment." This is one of the ways in which men and women differ. If a man is very attracted to a
How To Add A Playa!
WOW all. I just had a friend put this on their page: So I was thinking others would want to know how to do this. If you see this in bulletin form, then just click reply to bulletin and then copy and paste the code between the dashes into your profile. If you are reading this on my blog, leave a message saying you want the code, I will send it to you in a private message so you can click respond and do the same as mentioned above. If you need help, let me know. This radio station really rocks and I am proud to be a part of it! ------------------------------ Listen to Sir Jim every Mon, Wed and Thur 9am - Noon (EST) ---------------------------------- Also, please add her as a friend and fan to say thanks for doing this for me. Mercedes@ CherryTAP Ty Mercedes, YOU ROCK!
How To Change Your Oil
Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change. Drink a cup of coffee. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Men: Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented tree. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. Open a beer and drink it. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. Place drain pan under engine. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. Give up and use crescent wrench. Unscrew drain plug. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process. Clean up. Have another beer while oil is draining. Look for oil filter wrench. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriv
How To Confuse Santa
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa" Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strip
How To Quit Smoking
heres what i did. first of all, i did it when i was sick. when i have a chest cold, i can barely smoke. so i took advantage of the fact that I had to taper off the amount of ciggarettes I was smoking at that time, or whatever, (I am stoned right now) oh yeah being a stoner helps you forget that you want one. And it can help to replace them with something else, ideally something oral makes sense (i ate tootsie rolls like they were going out of style) ANYWAYS okay so the rest was will power and logic. Okay I am scared as hell of like serious pain, like hospitals and stuff freak me out. and I know when I get old, they're prolly gonna do painful scary things to my old body anyhow, but do I want to ADD to the pain? hell freaking no. i could die not ever knowing what it feels like to be hooked up to a lung machine and be great with it. Also, it didnt make any sense that I was PAYING the moronic fucked up government to KILL ME EARLY or at least make sure I am in great pain and suf
How To Fit In
The other night I went to a party. I didn't know anyone there and I wasn't technically invited, but since it was at my next door neighbour's house, I thought it would be rude not to make an appearance. The party was bustling and some kind of electro music was playing and I moved towards an esky full of punch, thinking that by holding a small plastic cup, I would fit in better. Before I could get there, a man wearing a Metallica T-shirt similar to my own and a cigarette drooping from the corner of his mouth stopped me and asked for a light, breathing hot bourbon all over my face. The Metallica T-shirt is part of a set of supplies I have for when I go to parties. I don't like the band too much, but people seem to like you when you're wearing a Metallica T-shirt. I also carry a lighter, because when someone asks you for a light, it's nice to be able to oblige them. After I lit his cigarette, he said, quite loudly and directly into my ear "Wicked T-shirt man." I panicke
How To Use Flirting To Make Her Want You
>NOTE: If you're interested in learning how to use Body Language to trigger MASSIVE attraction and "sexual chemistry" with women, then you should take a minute and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/BodyLanguage/ I want to talk about the concept of "flirting", and why it's SO important that you understand exactly what it is and how to do it with women. To begin with, women know what flirting is and they respond VERY differently to flirting communication than they do to typical social communication. If you understand flirting and sexual tension, you can begin conversations with women and have them INSTANTLY feeling ATTRACTION for you. If you DON'T understand how flirting and sexual tension work, then you're either going to have to become famous or make a LOT of money to be successful with women. I'm going to suggest that you learn how to flirt well, then do it RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING in your interactions with women
How To Buy And Use Gemstones And Crystals To Activate Ancient Wisdom
Before buying crystals and gemstones, it’s a good idea to plan how you are going to use them. Over time, you may want to build up a collection with sets of stones for different purposes because the particular energies that are intended for one use may not be relevant in another use. Write up a "shopping list" for your stone collecting before heading out the door. If you are like me, you’ll find that it is easy to get sidetracked like a kid in a candy stone when confronted with an array of beautiful crystals and gemstones. People have been attracted to gemstones since prehistoric times. While beauty plays a part in their appeal, it is their energy that has a powerful impact on us. If you like to wear crystals or place gemstones around your house, you are aware of their power. The practice of gemstone feng shui combines the wisdom of gemstones and crystals with the ancient art of feng shui to invite positive change into your life. At its core, feng shui is a method to balance the d
"how The Island Of Guam Was Formed"
At one time in history, the planet Earth was covered with water, and man had no place to live. There were, however, during this particular time in history, many giants who roamed the planet. These giants had great powers and could use them to help change the planet's surface. The two giants instrumental in making many of these changes were Putan and his sister, Fuuna. Putan, getting very old and wanting to do something great before his death, called his sister, Funna, and explained to her what he wanted done with his body. She would have little trouble in carrying out his wishes because she would receive his magical powers. With the aid of his sister, Putan's body would change the planet. His eyes would be used to create a sun and a moon. His eyebrows would be turned into rainbows of beautiful colors. His breast was to be a colorful sky. His back would form the island of Guam. After his death, Fuuna did as her brother had commanded. Using these magical powers, she mixed
How To Install Love!
HOW TO INSTALL LOVE Customer: I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located you HEART, ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? CS Rep: What programs are running, ma'am? Customer: Let me see...I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It will remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those problems prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma'am? Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tel
How To Tell If Your Cell Phone Is Bugged
Greetings. A story is making the rounds right now regarding FBI use of cell phones as remote bugs. I originally wrote about this concept in my PRIVACY Forum in 1999 ("Cell Phones Become Instant Bugs!") so the issue is real, but we still need to bring the current saga back down to earth. This discussion doesn't only relate to "legal" bugs but also to the use of such techniques by illegal clandestine operations, and applies to physically unmodified cell phones (not phones that might have had separate, specialized bugs physically installed within them by third parties). There is no magic in cell phones. From a transmitting standpoint, they are either on or off. It is true that many phones have an alarm feature that permits them to "wake up" from a seemingly "off" state. However, this is not a universal functionality, even in advanced phones such as PDA cell phones, which now often have a "totally off" mode available as well. It is also true tha
How To Embarras Your Teenaged Son
How To Increase Your Level ...
First announce a competition, but let your friends know when it wil end, but not anyone else. Then pull in some unknowns and people who do not have a clue what you are up to, to compete in the contest. Advertise the contest and display the rules. Once started, just let everyone vote as per the rules and eliminate people as the competition draws to a close. Then allow the friends you want to increase their points comment bomb, and in the process get the other person in the competition comment bomb and increase their level. Now let this run until the specified finish time, and if the the person you want to win, isn't winning, change the finish date. Then when their score is beating everyone else, close the competition. Now if your friends have comment bombed as requested, they should have a load of points and got to a higher level. Ok you have also increased the competitors friends points at the same time, but thats a by product. All your friends who participated will praise you
How To Tell If He's Into You
HOW TO TELL IF HE'S INTO YOU Gauging a guy's interest level can be Tough early on. Keep reading to learn The subtle clues that will give you a Sneak peek into his heart...... HE'S ANIMATED: One way to assess if he's digging you: Look at his face. "If he raises his Eyebrows and smiles while talking To you, it's a sign you've piqued His interest," explains nonverbal Communication, when his body Is equally as amped (for instance, He uses his hands when telling a story), It indicates that he's in the early stages of enthrallment... HE MAKES HIMSELF AVAILABLE: Pay attention he breaks out his Blackberry or palm to check his schedule. "If he volunteers that he's going to be Free on specific days, he's hinting that He wants to see you then," If he goes On about how packed his calendar is, He maybe making excuses for why He won't have time to see you again...... HE TEASES YOU: "If a guy jokes with you by, say, Chasing you around a tree or p
How To Be Politically Correct In America!
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore . HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES A
How To Eat A Loilipop
How To Tell The Sex Of A Bird?
HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD ? This Is AMAZING!!! Until now I never fully understood how to tell, The difference Between Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now! Which of The Two Birds Is a Female??? Below are Two Birds.. Study them closely... See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.
How To Stay Young!!!
We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plant
How To Explain Sex Through The Years!!
A young man was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often should you have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time... and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year... maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. And she yells, 'Fuck You,' and I holler back, 'Fuck You too.'"
How To Use "sexual Tension" With Women
How To Use "Sexual Tension" With Women >Do you like the idea of using your Body Language, voice tone, and communication to create and amplify ATTRACTION with women... rather than spending money, giving gifts, and wasting all of your time and energy? If you want to learn MY personal secrets, then check this out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/BodyLanguage/ NOTE: Somewhere in this newsletter I reveal to you an almost "magical" technique... This particular technique is one of those "gems" that you can use in many situations with women... one that has the power to instantly transform the energy between you and a woman into an almost INSTANT ATTRACTION... Here's an interesting thought: Ask 100 attractive women if they know what the words "Chemistry" and "Sexual Tension" mean, they'll all nod their heads and say "Of course!". Ask 100 guys off the street if they know what the words "Chemistry" and "Sexual Tension" mean, and about 98 of
How To Be Happy And Make Friends ? Any Suggestions
I have fun here reading profiles, writing and making new friends !!!!! So how do you really raise your cherry level ? I have pics and email to offer along with friendship. We all love to have fun right and I would like to open the floor to the ladies, and wish all of you happy new year !!!!!!!! This is a great place to meet people, real people! Im a naturalist by heart ! So if you like what you are reading rate my photos ask to be a friend and we can go from there. Im a down to earth guy and if you read my 8 seconds blog well it is true !!!!!! But the beauty of it all is that friendships are born, because we have the heart to making them no matter what gose through a guys mind ! Hope to hear from you soon and once again Happy new year!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John
How To Tell If U Need To Pray At Work...
How To Make Love
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
How The Hell Are Ya
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How To Install A Home Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside!"
How To Treat A Rude Customer
How to Treat a Rude Customer An award should go to the gate attendant at Luqa airport. A crowded Malta-London flight was cancelled. She was the lone attendant in charge of re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?" she began. With her voice being heard clearly throughout the terminal, she said, "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE
How To Handle Haters
Don't look at me...look at who's in charge of me!!!!! Shake those haters off!!!! HOW TO HANDLE HATERS: A hater is someone that is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall. When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters... That's why you have to be careful who you share your blessings and your dreams with because some folk can't handle seeing you blessed...It's dangerous to be like somebody else... If God wanted you to be like somebody else He would have given you what he gave them. You don't know what people have gone through to get what they have... (The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story...) If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too. We've all got some haters among us: Some people don't like it that you can Come to church, Get your praise on, Bless His Holy Name
How To Be Honest
ever notice how the truth hurts so much but is always the honest way to go. why is it so easy to lie to people then to tell the truth. and why does the lie spread faster then truths. how do you apologize to someone you hurt with your lies. best yet how do you apologize for stuff you never said. lil angry with my depressed state of mind.
How To Deal With Harassment And Stalkers!
Cherries... I get email after email asking me to jump in the middle of member drama. I am not here to referee. Please read the following information and follow it to a "T" and your problems should go away. If you feel you are being harassed or stalked, please BLOCK and IGNORE the person. When I say IGNORE, this means IGNORE COMPLETELY. When you react or respond to their instigating, they OWN you. Thicken your skin and DO NOT respond and the problem will go away. It might take a day or two or even a week, but I assure you this works. Here are some useful tips! 1. DON'T GO TO THEIR PAGE. YOu will show up on their profile viewers. This always instigates more drama. 2. DON'T READ THEIR BULLETINS. You will show up on their profile viewers. This always instigates more drama. 3. DON'T post comments, bulletins, blogs, mumms, etc etc etc about this person. This will only instigate more drama. 4. DON'T Send your friends to this person's page to check things out or to fight
How To Drive A Woman Nuts......
HOW TO DRIVE A WOMAN NUTS...... Never give her a straight answer. Take up yodeling and practice a lot. Pretend you forgot how to speak English. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it. Super-glue the commode seat in the up position. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her. Answer every question with "Yes, dear." Use with caution...as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.
How To Be A Cam Whore (lol)
Ever wanted to become a trashy internet cam whore, but you just don't know how? Tired of earning money for things the honest way? If you're shameless and conceited enough, then the exciting world of online prostitution may be for you. It's hard at first, but don't get discouraged. Being a cranky bitch and undressing yourself in front of a cam for middle-aged men isn't as easy as it seems, so here are five simple rules to keep in mind when becoming an internet cam whore: 1. Never smile. Smiling gets you nowhere. Guys totally dig ornery chicks who wallow in self-pity. Be sure to give yourself a clever moniker like "SEX_GODDESS" or bring out the real cock tease inside you by naming yourself "2_HOT_4_U." It's very important to mope and look depressed because people don't like talking to other people in a good mood. Depressed losers are cool and totally original, don't hold back! One other subtle point: never use proper grammar or punctuation. Why type "you're" when you can type "ur"?
How To Create A Morph
This blog is on how to create your own morph. You will need at a minim a morphing program like FantaMorph. I also like to have a photo editing program to edit the pix prior to trying to morph it. I like to use Adobe Photoshop CS2 to do my editing. These are not free software, you can get some copies or trial versions but be careful if you try to get a unlicensed copy of them you may be viruses and such. Okay, Step 1 is to get your 2 pix that you want to use. I prefer to use the largest pix you can as to get a better quality in the end of the project. I use the pix of the person that I am morphing. (example of person pix) Once I have them I will basically cut them out of the pix and remove all the background. I then apply a new background with a solid color. I prefer to use black due to CT is all black and it seems to match the pages better and the morph runs smoother. Once you apply the new background you will need to go around the edge of the person to blur it
How To Use Skin Generator
How to use the generator: Go to Cherrytap Skin Generator and Fill in the following: Body: Here you can choose a background color for your page or leave it to stay as is. You can also select a background image by pasting the image link or leave it and set it from your photos. All Boxes: Here you can change anything you like about all the boxes on your profile. All Links: These are all the "buttons" of cherry tap. How do you want them to look :P All Box Text: Well this is all the writing on your page ;) Then click Generate! You will get some code. Right click and copy! Go to My Skins then click Create a skin and highlight all the stuff in the box and then paste the code from my site that you copied. Name it and save it and VOILA. Now set the skin to active and rock out! Any questions please msg me oh and spread the word!!!! Love you guys!! Vlad
How To Install A Home Security System
Subject: How to Install a Home Security System 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
How To Block
Do you have a pesky hater that has already blocked you but still comes by YOUR page and hassles you? here is how you block them even if you cant reach their page....... Copy this link: http://www.lostcherry.com/blockuser.php?block_id=##### into a new window and replace the ##### with the users number that you saw in the url line of the window with the error message and hit go. This should take care of it....I got the link from Sketelboom if you know who that is...a bouncer. hope this helps clear some things up.
How To Block A Blocker !!
Do you have a pesky hater that has already blocked you but still comes by YOUR page and hassles you? here is how you block them even if you cant reach their page....... Copy this link: http://www.lostcherry.com/blockuser.php?block_id=##### into a new window and replace the ##### with the users number that you saw in the url line of the window with the error message and hit go. This should take care of it....I got the link from Sketelboom if you know who that is...a bouncer. hope this helps clear some things up. Angie~~innocentprncss
How To Talk To Baby For Deaf And Hearing.
i notice that some people who try to communcate with their baby with voice or gesture... but in other way the baby can understand the gesture or sign language. it will keep the skills in their mind and motor.... If you've seen a baby wave bye-bye, it shouldn't surprise you that babies can use their little fingers to communicate before they can speak. At times, the babies' bright eyes followed the adults' hand movements and lively facial expressions as the grown-ups reviewed ASL signs for things such as ``dog,'' ``bird'' and ``ice cream.'' The babies smiled when the grown-ups sang and signed songs such as ``Old MacDonald'' and ``This Old Man.'' Such scenes are becoming more common as teaching sign language to hearing babies has become popular. Learning simple sign language not only gives babies a way to communicate other than whining or crying, research also indicates it enhances language development, gives a good foundation for early literacy and can stimulate inte
How To Impress A Woman
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN 1. Compliment her. 2. Respect her. 3. Honour her. 4. Cuddle her. 5. Kiss her. 6. Caress her. 7. Love her. 8. Stroke her. 9. Tease her. 10. Comfort her. 11. Protect her. 12. Hug her. 13. Hold her. 14. Spend money on her. 15. Wine and dine her. 16. Listen to her. 17. Care for her. 18. Stand by her. 19. Support her. 20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN 1. Show up naked. 2. Bring food. (as per an email I received.)
How To Make A Woman Happy
Oldie but a goodie and so TRUE How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT
How To Kiss A Woman
How To Save A Life
How To Save A Life - Fray Step one you say we need to talk.... He walks you say sit down it's just a talk... He smiles politely back at you... You stare politely right on through.. Some sort of window to your right.. As he goes left and you stay right... Between the lines of fear and blame... And you begin to wonder why you came... Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend... Somewhere along in the bitterness... And I would have stayed up with you all night.... Had I known how to save a life.. Let him know that you know best... Cause after all you do know best.. Try to slip past his defense.. Without granting innocence.. Lay down a list of what is wrong.. The things you've told him all along... And pray to God he hears you... And pray to God he hears you and... Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend.. Somewhere along in the bitterness.... And I would have stayed up with you all night... Had I known how to save a life... As he b
How To Write A College Paper
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Check your email. 3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate. 5. Check your email. 6. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to McDonald's and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you her paper, typed, double-spaced and bound in one of those irritating see-thru plastic folders, drop her. 7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it. 9. Check your email. 10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grad
How To Crush Illegal Immigration: Crush Illegal Immigrants
HOW TO CRUSH ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: CRUSH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS - Scenario 1: It's the middle of the night. You're asleep in your bed, when suddenly you hear a window break somewhere downstairs. You get up, call 911, grab your gun and run down stairs to see what the fuck is going on. By the time you get to the living room, you flip the lightswitch, and coming in through your window is a man in a black ski mask, a black leather jacket and a baseball bat. He sees you, but he doesn't try to run; instead, he tries to speed up his entry. Not only would you be damn justified in shooting that fucker right in his face, but it would be immoral not to protect yourself, your family and your home from intruders. Scenario 2: It's late in the evening when suddenly you get a knock your door. You answer the door, and outside is a man. He apologizes and then tells you that his car went off the road, he's hurt and that he needs to use your phone to call for a tow and E.R. Even in a case like
How To Catch Your Man(lmao)
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Wou ld you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
How To Piss A Cop Off!! Please Add U Own To This
When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... Touch him. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you were rushing home because you realized you forgot your helmet. (Particularly good in those Helmet Law states!) Ask him where he bought his cool hat. Refer to him by his first name. Pretend you are gay and ask him out. When he says no, cry. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. If he asks you to step off the bike, automatically throw yourself onto his hood. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first" Ask to be fingerprinted with can
How To Drive A Woman Nuts......
HOW TO DRIVE A WOMAN NUTS...... Never give her a straight answer. Take up yodeling and practice a lot. Pretend you forgot how to speak English. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it. Super-glue the commode seat in the up position. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her. Answer every question with "Yes, dear." Use with caution...as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.
How To Prank Telemarketers
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How To Prank Telemarketers
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How To Make Her Think About You
How To Make Her Think About You >NOTE: I've spent several years focused on discovering the secrets that the "masters" use to approach women, get numbers, meet women online, get dates... and take things to a "physical level" without rejection. If you want to see what I've learned, and read about how I learned it, then read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ If you've seen the classic cult movie "Swingers", then you probably remember the part where the guys are discussing how long a guy should wait to call a woman after he's gotten her phone number. The scene really hits home for a lot of guys because it gets down to a real-world situation that we all confront and ponder. I get a lot of emails from guys asking me what to do in this very situation. The more I've thought about it, the more I realize that this particular question (and the answer to it) are part of a bigger, more important CONCEPT about how to deal
How To Deal
What do you do when you are out of options? When your everything is gone? It is one thing to suspect, to think. It's a whole 'nother ballgame to actually HEAR the words, to let them echo through your soul....to know to accept that which you never thought was possible. You can do EVERYTHING right and still end up on this path. When you shape your life for a specific purpose, a given drive, a specific motivation....what do you do when that is gone? How do you pick up the pieces of a shattered life. Worse yet...when you KNOW for some time that this was your fate, but some small part of you said it was not. I guess that describes the new blast, 'Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope'. I had to withdraw from school today, giving up on things seems to be my new skill. I feel with everything that has happened in the preceeding months leading to this has taxed me to the point that it would be a disservice to myself to even try and an insult to those who believe in me. It was eve
How To Get A Salute Verified
Ok I get asked all the time so here we go: Take a saluet pic as according to the guidelines: Salute Guidelines 1. Go to the top left hand of your screen.Click the photos button. 2.Then click the album where ur salute is. 3.Right under the album title is a button" tag a photo in this folder as a salute" click it the screen will refresh. 4.Now scroll down to ur salute and you will see a red "salute" button click it and ur done :) Note: it can take an hour or so to get verified :) Vlad
How To Set Right Priorities
How to Set Right Priorities Ecclesiastes 11:4-6 The Scriptures contain many examples of men and women who had misplaced priorities. Often, they are otherwise godly people who had a momentary lapse in judgment. This should serve as a warning for every believer to consider the importance of holding onto wrong thoughts and desires. For good purposes or bad, we set priorities in one of three ways: 1) by evaluating which things ought to carry the most importance; 2) by giving in to pressure and letting people or circumstances dictate how we should prioritize; or 3) by drifting into habits and modes of thinking that become a way of life. Drifting should be avoided by wise believers because it can lead to a life that feels meaningless. Priorities should be in place before we face challenging circumstances and people. That way, we can be firm in our commitment. The only practical choice, then, is to prioritize on purpose. We do that by setting a goal to live accordin
How To Delete Your Account!
HOW TO DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT First, if there is anything that we can help you with in order to solve a technical or information challenge, please let one of the CherryTAP Bouncers or Scrapper know. We will do our best to help iron out what ever it is. If you feel that you need to move on, please follow the steps below to delete your CherryTap.com account. Steps: 1) Remove all photos from your gallery. 2) Remove all comments on the right hand side of your homepage. 3) Turn off your EMAIL Alerts. You can do this by clicking into the PROFILE link on the upper left navigation. Your profile will eventually be auto wiped from our system.
How To Save A Life
How To Save A Life The Fray Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose t
How To Know If Are Ready To Have Children
Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken glass.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream. (This could wake a child at night.) Grocery Store Test:< Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. Dressing Test: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside. Feeding Test: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to i
How To Put Some Anarchy Into Your Life
How to put some anarchy into your life Think for yourself. Turn off your TV. Write a letter to a prisoner. Grow your own food. Have your neighbors over for dinner. Consume less. Share your car. Go to a rally against the death penalty. Talk to your friends and neighbors about the death penalty and how you can stop it. Advocate that your community spend less money on police. On summer nights, hang out on the front porch of your house and talk to your neighbors. If you don't have a porch, stand out in the yard. Better yet, build a porch, and get rid of your lawnmower. Research your local corporations and find out what they do and how they affect your community. Start your own pirate radio station. Get you friends and neighbors involved. Boycott corporate bookstores like Borders and Barnes & Noble. Support your local independent bookstore, or, if you don't have one, start your own. Don't cross picket lines. Pick up all of the trash
How To Create Your Myspace Profile :o)
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How To Read Me Right..
I've noticed people read my expressions wrong. It's not a bad thing, but for those who pay attention to my actions, know these few tips to figure me out.:When I bite my lip or nibble my nails, I'm nervous.When I sit there all quiet and stare off, I'm just spacing. Nothing is wrong.When I blush dont think much of it. I blush easily and always.When you talk to me or I to you I whatch your mouth waiting to find a smile.I don't smile often but when I do smile at you I hope it makes you smile.When I act goofy, I'm trying to make you laugh.When I glance around the room a lot of the time I'm feeling a little uncomfortable and shy.When I don't talk during a conversation in a group, I'm ok. I just don't have anything really to say.When I look mad and stare off, I'm trying to forget something.When I my expression is blank and my voice is low and soft, I'm calm.When my eyes look watery and about ready to cry, don't ask whats wrong. I wont say anything. When I am troubled and don't confess, it's n
How To Speak Southern...
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help... Hah Tu Spek Suthun: BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I taint herd from him in munts." ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!" TAR - noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh d
How To Clean The House
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC . 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN . 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN . 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want To delete Housework permanently?" 6. Calmly answer , "Yes," and press mouse button firm ly...... 7. Feel better? Works for me!
How To Tell The Truth From The Not So True
people come and go, in our lives, it is up to us to know who is being honest and who is being dishonest. Sometimes it takes a dishonest person to ruin our whole theory of truth. Thing is that can really suck, because the one that means the most to you, can be telling the truth , and you just dont know. Judging everyone!! Anyways I am tired of all the lies and dishonesty, if you dont like me, its ok, I can live with it! What means the most to me in this world I already have, and that is my kids. So If your playing mind games and just trying to use me, you can find another friend. I am tired of being used, and hurt over dishonest people
How To Delete Your Account
HOW TO DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT First, if there is anything that we can help you with in order to solve a technical or information challenge, please let one of the CherryTAP Bouncers or Scrapper know. We will do our best to help iron out what ever it is. If you feel that you need to move on, please follow the steps below to delete your CherryTap.com account. Steps: Click Here to Delete your Profile
How To Treat A Lady
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How To Deal With The Vonage Prob I Had
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How To Give A Cat A Bath
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How To Lose Your Husband Checklist
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How To Stay Married
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How To Know Your Drunk
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Hey, guys: Looking for the perfect gift this Valentine's Day? Posted by Dr. Laura Berman I've got some "hot" and "not" gift ideas to make sure you end up in her good graces, not the doghouse, this Valentine's Day. Romance doesn't have to be a dirty word. Trust me, it's the way to her heart...and a great night for you, too. A little effort and a personal touch goes a long way. Here's a gift guide to help you speak her language of love. * HOT: A bouquet of her favorite flowers or red roses...delivered to the office, so she is the envy of all her co-workers! (This last part was the idea of one of our regular posters.) Women want to be that woman who is getting romanced for everyone else to see. Sending flowers to work is a great surprise (unless you do it all the time) and creates some heavy anticipation for when you get home! NOT: A bouquet of yellow roses. This is the ultimate "friend" present. In fact, it's what you might send your grandmothe
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How to make a woman happy? It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
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How To Give A Sensual Massage
If your special lady has had a rough day or you just want to do something nice for her, treat her to a sensual massage. Set the mood by dimming the room's lights and lighting a few candles, scented if you have them. Don't overdo it. You only need a few. Turn on soft soothing music. Instrumental is usually best because it has no words for your partner to focus on and comes in a variety of calming renditions. Make sure the room is warm since your lover will be naked and uncovered during the massage. You'll need oil of some type because your hands will glide across her skin much easier with lubrication. Any kind of massage oil, or even baby oil will work. Before you get started, keep in mind that you are doing this as something special for your lover. Though there will be genital stimulation included, don't take that to mean that sex is a given once the massage ends. This is all for her pleasure. Begin by having your lover lie on her stomach on the surface you have chosen, which wil
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How To Avoid Being Blocked From Mumms!!
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How To Get Ahead On Cherrytap
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How To Masturbate
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How To Tell Your Viagra Is Working
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How To Write To A Pyrate Queen. The Basics. (not For The Younger Set.)
I really cannot understand it, but apparently this sort of thing is not covered in the public school system. Therefore, I am setting forth my thoughts on the subject. Since coming to CherryTap Tavern, I have recieved quite an advanced education of my own, with regard to "fan mail". It is certainly a fact, that CT gives the phrase new meaning. It is with this in mind that I hope to elucidate the finer points of writing to a Pyrate Queen properly, and these points will stand anyone in good stead, if in future they decide to seek bluer waters elsewhere. The following persons from my list are exempt from reading this blog : Anyone on my family list. The ladies and gentlemen on my list. This means: Jim, Andy, Tre, Mike, John, et al. They already know these basics and could probably pound them into those who need them most, but I beg them not to. ;) I decided to take care of it in this, more gentle and instructive way. Let our discussion begin thus, as if we were in fact writ
How To Eat Pussy!!
How to Eat Pussy *or Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus But You Were Too Busy Picking the Hairs Out of Your Teeth to Ask Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse to talk more about vaginas. The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. For something so complex you'd think there wo
How To Install A Home Security System
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How To Clean Your Toilet
How To Clean Your Toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate! and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
How True This Is
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." S
How True This Is
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." S
How To Tell You Are A Cherrytap Addict
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~~how To Attract The New Employee~~
How To Properly Place New Employees
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How To Dump The Annoying Girlfriend
Do you want to dump the bitch, but you don't know how? Fill in the blanks and drop it in the annoying slut's mailbox! It saves time and you don't have to waste time talking to her!Dearest ________,It pains me to inform you that you've been eliminated from the competition of becoming Mrs. Right, and you've been reduced to a runner up in the competition for Mrs. Right Now. I'm sure you were aware, but you were pitted up against several other contestants, and only one of them made it to the final round. Sure several made it past stage 1 of the Mrs. Right Now competition, but only 1 could make it to the Mrs. Right final, and it wasn't you. However, since you look so good naked, I'll be sure to keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that I may assist you in having successful future romantic relations, please have a look at the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition.Check those that apply ...___ You have more hair on your lip than I have on my h
How To Become One Of Pimp Daddy's Hotties!!
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How To Wash A Cat : A Must See!
This starts out dreadfully dumb.. but I tell you once the cartoons are done.. the real fun begins.. a must see & a must share! LMAO. Enjoy, Tamara
How To Clean House
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?" 6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly...... 7. Feel better? Works for me!
How To Shower Like...
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How To Show Someone That You Love Them
Since Valentines Day is right around the corner, I'm reposting a blog that I posted a while back. Enjoy! __________________________________________________________________ I love you: Three of the most illogical, selfless, and wonderful words in the English language. Yet, we could also say these same words are among the most potent, anxious and ill-used too. Ideally, “I Love You” should not be used as a saving grace, an apology, or a last resort. But in reality, the words are beginning to mean less and less and be used more and more, and because of this we should consider that actions really do speak louder than words. My point is this: In today’s society, the best way to let someone know you love them is to show them you do. As people say, talk is cheap. I can lean over and tell the person next to me on the bus that I love them. But I cannot surprise them with a bunch of their favorite flowers on the day of their big job interview, or squeeze their hand when I sense t
How To Stay Young
Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay “them ” Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. “An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.” And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s. Enjoy the simple things. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it’s family, pets,keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. Don’t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is. Tel
~~how To Treat A Woman~~
How to treat a Woman: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. How To Treat a Man: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
How To Make Your Girl Smile..
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How To Block A Blocker
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How To Save Money
Ok here is are perfect reasone for the ANTI-TECHNOLOGY1) This afternoon, I go to the Verizon place to see how long it is until my contract is up. There were people standing, waiting to use 'the machine' and also to talk with customer service agents, not to mention salespeople. So I finally get to ask "when is my 2 year contract over?" Well, there were three women all working the counter, strangely each one represented each body type/height that is common. I was told "January 08". My face about came accross the divider. "What?""You upgraded your service a month ago to 900 minuites""That's right" I said.She got an uncomfortable posture about her, as if she was caught at something."Nobody mentioned that my plan was extended one more year. It terminates this month." I stated, matter of fact firmlike. In the past, Verizon allowed to a customer to change plan with no shift in the contract length. They also allowed one to pay 7 dollar a month for the 7pm-7am feature, where all calls
How To Be Happy
HOW TO BE HAPPY 1 Happy are people of integrity, who follow the law of the Lord. 2 Happy are those who obey his decrees and search for him with all their hearts. 3 They do not compromise with evil, and they walk only in his paths. 4 You have charged us to keep your commandments carefully. 5 Oh, that my actions would consistently reflect your principles! 6 Then I will not be disgraced when I compare my life with your commands. 7 When I learn your righteous laws, I will thank you by living as I should! 8 I will obey your principles. Please don't give up on me! 9 How can a young person stay pure? By obeying your word and following its rules. 10 I have tried my best to find you- don't let me wander from your commands. 11 I have hidden your word in my heart, that I might not sin against you. 12 Blessed are you, O Lord; teach me your principles. 13 I have recited aloud all the laws you have given us. 14 I have rejoiced in your decrees as much as in riches. 15 I will study yo
How The Us Sent $12bn In Cash To Iraq. And Watched It Vanish --special Flights Brought In Tonnes Of Banknotes Which Disappeared Into The War Zone
How the US sent $12bn in cash to Iraq. And watched it vanish --Special flights brought in tonnes of banknotes which disappeared into the war zone 08 Feb 2007 The US flew nearly $12bn in shrink-wrapped $100 bills into Iraq, then distributed the cash with no proper control over who was receiving it and how it was being spent. The staggering scale of the biggest transfer of cash in the history of the Federal Reserve has been graphically laid bare by a US congressional committee. In the year after the invasion of Iraq in 2003 nearly 281 million notes, weighing 363 tonnes, were sent from New York to Baghdad for disbursement to Iraqi ministries and US contractors. Using C-130 planes, the deliveries took place once or twice a month with the biggest of $2,401,600,000 on June 22 2004, six days before the handover. http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,,2008189,00.html
How To Be Popular
Perhaps the most arresting bit of personal advice I ever encountered was this: If you want to be popular, live so that a blind person would like you. The point is that lasting popularity depends not on having good looks or other surface personality traits, but upon inner qualities that somehow communicate themselves to others. Such qualities include a friendly voice, a sense of humor, kindness, thoughtfulness of the other fellow's tender ego, sincere praise, gratitude, and encouragement. How well would a blind person like you?
How To Tell You Are From Michigan
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in Michigan. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you live in Michigan. If you have worn shorts and a coat on the same day, you live in Michigan. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you live in Michigan. Part 2 - You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when . . . You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings). You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. You design your kid's Halloween costume t
How To Speak About Women/men And Be Politically Correct
How to Speak about Women and Be Politically Correct * She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. * She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. * She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. * She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. * She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. * She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. * She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT. * She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER. * She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE. * She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED * She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. * She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. * She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. * She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. * Sh
How To Touch A Girl
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How To Please A Women
How to make a woman happy? It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest (white lies okay) 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. g
How To
Here are a few that peeve me. Write down any that annoy you, as well!! 1. It's converse, not conversate. 2. It's given, not giving. Given is just like taken. *The amount of money he is giving to his ex-wife is ridiculous, particularly when given the fact that she already has the house as well as their car. 3. It's guessed, not guest. 4. It's brought, not brouten. 6. It's careful, not carefull. 7. It's controversy, not contraversey 8. It's accept, not except. *I accept the suggestions as valid points, except for suggestion number four. 9. It's except, not accept. (If you're confused, look up the definitions.) 10. It's patience, not patients. 11. It's response, not responce. 12. You are is you're. Your is possessive. Get it right, it's not hard. YOU'RE is two words. The apostrophe tells you this. *You're going to your birthday party, and you're going to have fun! 13. There is a place. Their is possession. *It's their car.* And they're is they ar
How To Respond To Pickup Lines
How To Respond To Pickup Lines “Haven’t we met before?” “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.” “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” “Is this seat empty?” “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.” “So, wanna go back to my place?” “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” “Your place or mine?” “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.” “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?” “It’s in the phone book.” “But I don’t know your name.” “That’s in the phone book too.” “So what do you do for a living?” “I’m a female impersonator.” “What sign were you born under?” “No Parking.” “Hey, baby, What’s your sign?” “Stop.” “How do you like your eggs in the morning?” “Unfertilized!” “I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.” “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?” “I know how to please a woman.” “Then please leave me alone.” “I want to gi
How To Stay Married
>>> A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had >>> shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no >>> secrets >>> from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the >>> top of >>> her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her >>> about. >>> For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but >>> one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would >>> not >>> recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took >>> down >>> the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. >>> She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. >>> When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money >>> totaling $95,000. >>> He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she >>> said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to >>> never
How To Say I Love You In 100 Languages
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M\'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!) Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t\'aime, Je t\'adore Frisian - Ik h�ld fan dy Gaelic - Ta gra a
How To?
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How To Deal
How do you deal with pain? How can you stop the rain? How can you get rid of the heartache? How can you leave the sorrow behind? How do you know when love will treat you kind? How can you deal with such pain, when all you do is cry? What are you suppose to do when you ask the good lord why, But he doesn't answer your prayers? How are you suppose to know that noone cares? Why do you feel such pain down inside? How to deal... with the hateful world outside, keep your warmth inside, and love deeper than any ocean, wider than any sea, live life to the fullest, or as if it was your last day to live. How can you live a respectful life when all you do is lay down and cry? How hard do you have to try? Where do all the tears go when your done crying? What do you do, just give up and stop trying? How to you cope with a loved one's loss? How do you let them go, Do you just let them pass on by? Do you save the old memories and learn to take the news you recieved? Or would yo
How "they" Do It When It Comes To Sex. . .
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under Bankers do it with interest Bartenders do it on the Rocks Chess players check their Mates Cops do it with cuffs DJs do it on request Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure Dentist do it orally Detectives do it under cover Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers Engineers do it to specification Firemen do it with a big hose Frank Sinatra does it his way Garbagemen cum twice a week Gardeners do it in the bushes Gas attendants Pump all day Housewives do it for an allowance Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast Landlords do it every 1st of the month Mountain Climbers like to be on top Pianists touch, tickle, and titilate! Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free Truckers do it in the road Travel Agents do it in lots of different places Waiters and waitresses do it for tips Watch out for tennis players
How To Escape A Bad Date
This is actually from yesterday (Valentine's Day): Locate a usable window and attempt to open it. If you cannot open the window, find an implement you can use to break it. Strike the center of the glass with the implement. If the hand holding the implement will come within a foot of the window as you break it, wrap it with a jacket or sweater. Punch out any remaining shards of glass. Cover your fist with a jacket or sweater before removing glass. Make your escape. Do not worry about any minor nicks and cuts. Just run.
How To Make A Lost Cherry.
Lost Cherry 1 oz cherry vodka 1/2 oz white creme de cacao 1/4 oz white creme de menthe 1 oz filtered orange juice 1 oz double cream Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry and a slice of orange, and serve. Serve in: Cocktail Glass 10.0 / 10 13.0% (26 proof) 221 calories 15.30 carbohydrates
How Things Are Going
Well im still not divorced and I miss my son a lot.I am getting sick from the weather changing so rapidly. Let me know who reads this.
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. He
How The Custom Of Kissing Started!! The Answer!!!
We know the kiss as a form of expressing affection. But long before it became this, it was the custom in many parts of the world to use the kiss as an expression of homage. In many African tribes the natives kiss the ground over which a cheif has walked. kissing the hand and foot has been a mark of respect and homage from the earliest times. the early Romans kissed the mouth or eyes as a form of dignified greeting. One Roman emperor allowed his imporant nobles to kiss his lips, but the less imporant ones had to kiss his hands, and the least important were only allowed to kiss his feet..! But the custom of kissing can be traced back rather than that tot he primitive wtimes.. To a mother and her child just like today.. (How could anyone not kiss alittle baby.. aww they are so adorable.. anyways back to the custom.) They have evidence that this was already the case by the sixth century, But ehy can only assume it was practiced long before that. The first country where the kiss
~how To Get Free*health Care*tuition*no Taxes~~
..I have sent a copy of this letter with my name to my two Senators....................... > > > Becoming Illegal (From a Iowa resident to his senator) > > The Honorable Tom Harkin > 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 > > Dear Senator Harkin, > > As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue > Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the > Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process > for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. > > My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to > illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the > Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's > provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United > States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay > a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years
How To Get Men To Stop Drinking
How To Cut The Amount Of Gas We Use
Plan A: Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. I just did. __________________________________________________ Plan B: Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
How To Say No To Your Toddler
Why is it hard to say no? IT JUST IS. most of us don't like confrontations and would rather avoid them at almost any cost. I know there are some I would for sure. Faced with an argument our blood pressure goes up and our palms begin to sweat. Confrontations simply are not fun, especially with a toddler or child. Everyone enjoys watching other people enjoying themselves, and if the happy person is our own child the pleasure is more than doubled. Yet having a good time can sometimes be dangerous and we have to draw the line somewhere. We all have excuses why we don't want to push the matter with our children, we don't want to sound like our parents, we know they are tired and confronting them and saying no I don't want you to do that will likely trigger a tantrum or pouting spree... the list could go on but you have to put aside any feelings of guilt, loss of control, our own depression issues and find a way to be firm and yet not cruel to our children when we know they are gettin
How To Comment Bomb!
It's very simple. Open up 2-4 pages of what your bombing on (number you open depends on the speed of your pc/internet). Size them so they all can fit on your screen at once. BOMBS AWAY! Most use one of 2 methods when bombing. Hold one key(fffff) or the random keys (lskdn). There is no sense in leaving normal comments for someone in a contest, chances are they arent even going to see them anyways. Here is a screen shot of how your set up should look when bombing. Hope this helps those who are new and don't know how to bomb.
How To Avoid The Flu.
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. OR ... You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So...... I walk to the liquor store (exercise), put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up
How To Get A Soccer Partner
How to get a soccer Partner
How Ta Reach Me...................
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How To Hug A Baby
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How To Save A Life
Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road Or break with the ones yo
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Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road Or break with the ones yo
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Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it’s just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you’ve told him all along And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road Or break with the ones you’ve followed He will do one
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Did you know that most men approach the process of getting dates in a way that virtually GUARANTEES that they will fail? There are two basic ways that most men approach women. And both of them not only DON'T WORK... but they actually make it so that the woman they're interested in CAN'T feel any attraction for them. More on that topic in a minute... I want to ask you something quickly: Have you noticed that women seem to have a kind of "barrier" that they can put up when they're talking to you? It's like they have a sort of "sixth sense" that alerts them about a guy wanting a date... and it turns on an invisible force-field of doom. It really can be a pain in the ass. Well, what if I told you that it was YOU that was turning the force-field on? What if I told you that it was YOU that could control it... and turn it OFF as well? The bottom line is that I really do believe that YOU are the one that controls whether or not
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1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
How To Delete An Account
Hi cherries, figured since i have so many friends on here, i would post some usefull tips about cherrytap. Tip number 1: How to delete an account. Step by step 1. Send a private message to cherrytap support stating in the subject line "DELETE ME" 2. Clear your profile of any and all information. including friends. delete all skins, fans, informaiton from your profile page (click link) 3. Do not access your profile again. It usually takes a couple of weeks to delete a profile. so sit tight and just forget the tap is here! thanks cherries, and as always you know you can message me with questions xoxo juicy amy
How To Report A Minor On Ct
Hi alot of times i get messages about users not knowing how to report an underage user. I'm making it easier now. clickable links! 1. If you come across a minor on cherrytap the best thing for you to do is copy their url (example: http://cherrytap.com/user/28962) 2. Send that url in either the Shoutbox or a Private message to a bouncer with an orange name or to Scrapper personally. You can find all of the bouncers at cherrytap help. thats it! sit back and we will take care of the rest. peace out cherries xoxoxo juicy amy
How To Treat A Woman
How to treat a woman... Wine her Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. How To Treat a Man: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
How To Treat A Woman
How to treat a woman... Wine her Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. How To Treat a Man: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV. (I got this from Jimbo) passing along, lol
How To Post A Pic Link In A Bulletin Or To Your Friends
First go to the pic you want ppl to comment on then click on link to this photo. You will then see 2 codes above the pic, copy and paste the code on the left into a bulletin or to your friends. that way they will just have to click on the pic link and it will take them to the Contest your in.
How To Hypnotize A Man....
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How To Say I Love You In 24 Languages
How to say 'I love you' in 24 languages... English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Dig Alabama Arkansas Kansas Oklahoma Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Tennessee Idaho Missouri Mississippi Montana Louisiana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida Nice Ass, Get in the truck
How To Delete A Invalid Thread
To delete a invalid thread in a lounge follow the instructions below :) Hover your mouse over the topic you wish to delete at the bottom of the window will be the url with a tid=4 digit number Make a note of the tid number reply to another topic after you click reply on another topic, in the address bar delete the tid number and replace it with the one you made a note of press enter or go add a reply and click save You should now be able to delete the thread.
How To Delete A Profile
To delete your account follow the steps below: Delete everything on your profile Send a message to CherryTAP Support requesting your account be deleted
How To Cheat And Get Away With It
Before you freak, I would not necessarily do something like this, I just thought it was a good interest-getting tag line... You will see how it works in as the story is told. I went to Philadelphia last year with my wife to visit family. Well, things are certainly different once you enter the "city part" of Philly. The "City of Brotherly Love" definitely speaks to so many interesting things within the city. We went to the west side to visit some family and spend the weekend. Well, first of all, getting there is a chore. You can't possibly take I-95 North on Friday night - it would take about 6 hours. So instead, you have to take I-81 to the PA turnpike and the "long" way to get there, but that isn't the worst part. Once you get in the city, traffic laws become an option. That's right, I said and OPTION. A STOP sign is just a suggestion that you should probably slow down a little and see if anyone is coming and then floor it when you realize there is no one at the corner
How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
~how To Eat A Vagina~
Sex 101: How To Eat a gina! Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down b
How To Treat Insomnia
Treatment Overview Insomnia is often a symptom of another condition rather than a condition of its own. If insomnia is caused by medical or psychological conditions, treatment will focus on those underlying conditions. When poor sleep quality itself is the major problem, medications can be prescribed short-term to relieve symptoms. Recently, there has been increasing support for therapies that involve modifying behavior and lifestyle. These two approaches—sedative-hypnotic medications and behavior therapies—may be prescribed together, with the medications helping to provide a good night's sleep in the short term and the therapies helping you to develop long-lasting changes in approaches to sleep. * Work with your health professional to first try to determine whether another condition—such as depression, anxiety, pain, use of stimulants or medications, inactivity, or poor sleep habits—is causing your insomnia, and treat the underlying cause. * You may be able to treat
How To Do Oral On A Woman
sometimes your partner just doesnt know what to do here is a few pointers how to make her cum like crazy using your mouth, your hands, and finally, the greatest orgasm of all time... making her squirt. Make her less tense by easing her into it... don't go straight for the pussy... kiss her all over, lick her, touch her, taste her, make her feel like heaven with every touch on every inch of her body. Also, whisper in her ear... breathe in her ear... moan into her ear... tell you what you want to do to her and how much you want her and how much she turns you on and how you're going to make her cum harder and more intensely that she's ever cum before in her life... whisper it all into her ear... when you whisper in her ear, whisper directly into her ear... let your hot breath tease her... moan right into it, softly, deeply, sensually, passionately... let your moans and whispers and even your kisses and your swirling tongue inside, if you think she likes it, drive her crazy... it wil
How To Please A Woman More
just more ideas to share: FINGERING HER CLITTY - soft and slow While it may be fun to slide your fingers in and finger inside her pussy, I'll concentrate first of all on playing with her clitty. Most girls, when they masturbate, concentrate on the clitoris, which is actually not inside the pussy at all, it is above the entrance. If you don't know where it is, look it up. Get a diagram. In case you don't know, when the pubic hair gives way to the beginnings of the pussy slit itself, you are right above the clitoris. It is less than half an inch below that point at the very top of the pussy, and it is often hidden behind folds of pussy meat and protective layers - at the very very top of the pussy, on the outside. It is between the two pussy lips, but at the top of them, where they meet. You will know when you find it because it sticks out a little from the rest of the pussy, and there is nothing above it but pubic hair (or shaved, sexy girlie skin, if she shaves down there,
How To Deal With That Annoying Bitch In Your Office
Guy Takes Care Of Annoying Girl In The Office
How To Answer The Phone
Answering a 'phone' MORE FUNNY, EXTREME AND STUPID VIDEOS AT STUPIDVIDEOS.US
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How To Cut And Paste The Url Of A Picture
It has come to my attention that some people do not know how to get the URL of a photo. Here is how you do it: Go to your photos on CT. Choose the picture that you like. Then in the address bar at the top like here... So you want to drag your mouse across the who address so its all blue like here... Then you need to right click in the blue part and you will get a drop down menu.. like here And choose copy. Then go to your pm. Then you want to right click your in the white part where you want the text to be .. like this and choose paste. And VOILA!
How To Stop Aids!!!
AIGHT, QUICK HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX AND OR BEING A JUNKY. NOW THAT THAT'S CLEARED UP, GO VOTE FOR ME IN THIS CONTEST. BEFORE THIS SHIT EVEN STARTED SOME DUMB FUCKERS DOWN RATED MY PIC, WHAT LAME BASTARDS!!!! SO I WANT TO KICK THESE GUYS ASS'S SO HARD THERE NUTS WILL BLEED!!!! SO RATE, COMMENT, OR GIVE ME A MEAN HAND JOB CAUSE WELL IT FEELS GOOD. PEACE OUT AND SHIT ALL.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND GRUDGE FUCKABLE. CLICK IT AND STICK IT. AND NOW LISTEN!!!
~~how To Cook Cherrytap Chili~~
Subject: Chili Cook Off This is long, but funny..... If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecard notes from the event: Chili #1 - M
How To Comment Bomb The Right Way!!
Ok you want to know how I post my comments so fast when I am bombing someone in a contest well I am going to tell you. First you need to have the Firefox browser. If you do not have it you can get it here http://www.mozilla.com/ Once you have the Firefox browser and it is open you need to go to the picture that you want to comment bomb. Once you are on the page you need to click on Back To This Gallery. Now you need to resize the browser. Click on the box in the right hand corner beside the X to make it smaller. Now take your mouse to the side edge of the browser and pull it in. You need to resize it enough so that you can get 5 windows open on your screen. Now that you have it resized find the picture that you want to comment bomb. Once you find it right click on it and then click on open in new window. Do this 4 times. Now you should have 5 windows open. Go back to the first browser window and click on the picture that you are going to comment bomb. Next go to the top of
How To Lick Pu$$y
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your
How To Claim $2.2 Billion In Old Tax Refunds
How to claim $2.2 billion in old tax refunds The 1.8 million Americans who didn't file a 2003 return may be due some money. You could still get a check from the IRS . . . if you hurry. By Bankrate.com Forget about your 2006 tax return for a minute. If you didn't file one for 2003, you might be missing out on some money from back then. But you've got only a few more weeks to claim it. Apparently, three years ago 1.8 million individuals decided they had better things to do than file their 2003 tax returns, even though they were due refunds. In total, more than $2.2 billion from that tax year is still sitting in the Internal Revenue Service account. Taxpayers can still get their old refund checks, which the IRS says could be more than $700 for some folks. But the claim, via a 2003 Form 1040, must be made by April 17. After that, the federally allowed three-year window of opportunity from the original filing deadline, which was April 2004, closes forever, and Uncle Sam gets to
How To Be Real Erson At Cherrytap?
I am not stealing from anyone jus put and add it so sometimes people asked me how or dont know how to get salute pics? So i have to explian to them again and again so i took from post so I likes to take that explain very high clearly!!!!! What is a CherryTAP Salute and how do I make one? A salute is a candid photo of yourself proving to the world that you're the real person behind your CherryTAP profile. Your face should be clearly visible, along with a clear HAND WRITTEN note with the following three things: 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2, Your Member ID number , (which is located in the end of your URL address; www.cherrytap.com/user/22) 3. AND, the words: CherryTap.com or LostCherry.com. *Photoshopped or any ¡°type¡± print set will NOT be accepted. *Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. *Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. If you would like, the following items will be accepted as a complimentary add on to your Salute: Yo
How To Beat A Ticket
How To Beat A Speeding Ticket: A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI. Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Whose car
How To Make Love!!!
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in And out until well creamed. For best results. Continue To knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl And cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT Overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana Does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing Bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils Carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
How Texas Am I????
You Are 88% Texas Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain't your first rodeo! How Texas Are You?
How To Get Rid Of A Blind Date Lmfao
MORE THAN FIFTY WAYS TO GET RID OF BLIND DATES (and other social catastrophes) 1. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it. 2. Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table. 3. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice. 4. Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions. 5. Repeat every third third word you say say. 6. Give your claim to fame as being voted "Most Festerous" for your high school yearbook. 7. Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date. 8. Stare at your date's neck, and grind your teeth audibly. 9. Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about. 10. Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds. 11. Order a bucket of lard. 12. Ask for c
How To Forgive
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment and frustration. Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: "Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot. I don't know how. It is not fair Lord. I didn't
How To Act When A Woman Likes You
How To Act When A Woman Likes You >If you'd like to read the story of how I went from not even being able to TALK to women... to the point where I could approach women in every type of situation, get numbers, and get dates CONSISTENTLY... plus watch video clips of every one of my programs, just go here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ ***QUESTION FROM A READER*** Dave, I've become a very generous guy lately. To all my male friends, I'm giving them the gift of your newsletter. To all my females, I'm giving the gift of missing me. I'm a recovering wuss. I took a few months off of women and worked on my inner game, with great results. I've started talking to new women again, along with old girlfriends. I find that when the c/f (Cocky & Funny) starts rolling, or even just my newfound confidence, I often get a lot of compliments. What's the best way to deal with a girl coming out and saying "oh, you're so cute/funny/etc..."
How To Deal With Tests From Women
How To Deal With TESTS From Women >NOTE: There is a \"secret\" language that women use to communicate their interest to men... and if you know how to \"speak\" this secret language, you can create MASSIVE amounts of ATTRACTION with women almost INSTANTLY. If you want to learn more, check this out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/ ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Hi David, I attended your seminar in LA and it was a real eye opener for me. I\'ve listened to the advanced CD series 2 times since then and each time I\'m learning something new. I\'ve noticed that the trick is to go out and gain experience meeting more women and then come back and listen to the CDs again and you\'ll be surprised how much more you\'re picking up. After attending your seminar I\'m now able to start a conversation with a woman in a bookshop and get her to follow me from there to another location to have coffeetea etc, and I\'m now able to
How To Attract A Man
Thia ia a article on bellsouth.net website. So men are from Mars. It doesn’t mean you can’t figure out how to attract them! Really, the answer is just a couple of planets away – Venus, to be exact. What makes a man feel attracted to a woman is the same as what makes a woman feel attracted to a man: how you feel in his presence. If he makes you feel good, you’ll be attracted, at least to some degree. If he makes you feel bad, well, no second date! There are plenty of people out there – men and women – who can make a guy feel lousy. In order to feel good about themselves, men need to feel eight simple things: Needed Desired Challenged Funny Smart Interesting Important Powerful If you want a particular man (or just want to lift someone’s spirit), you can use these eight simple rules to help attract a man: NEEDED: Men need to feel needed. It gives them a sense of purpose in the relationship. Sometimes, when women act as if they don’t need a man, they end up
How To Recover Disk Space On Your Pc
Reader Leo writes: Lately I notice that Windows tells me i have low disk space quite often. When I start my computer I might have 800MB of free space, but after a few hours I get a warning from Windows and my drive shows less than 200MB of free space. Could this be a virus? Many people don't realize that Windows makes prodigious use of your hard drive, even if you aren't installing new programs or creating new files. Through temporary files and the notorious swap file (the repository of "virtual memory" for when you run out of RAM). Want to see how big it is in the flesh? Just look on the C: drive (in the root folder) for "pagefile.sys." My pagefile.sys is 1.5GB in size. I'll discuss how to change this in a moment. But anyway, no, you don't have a virus. You're a victim of not having a big enough hard drive. Let's start with how to attack this problem the easy way. First, let's try to clear off some space. You can start by getting rid of any files you don't need (got any old podc
How To Remove Spyware From Your Pc
These days it may seem as though the short list of unavoidable perils ought to be expanded to include death, taxes, and spyware. But if you ever do get infected with some nasty piece of malware, all you need to get rid of it are the right free tools, some time, and a little know-how. A couple of warnings first: Removing spyware is as much art as it is science. The rogues who create spyware make removing their malicious programs as difficult as they can. In addition, some types of spyware download and install additional components, often hiding pieces of code from Windows to make removal even harder. The instructions below will wipe out most forms of spyware, but your machine's infestation may resist these measures. If so, you may have to consult a professional PC repair person. Or you can start afresh by reformatting your hard drive and then reloading Windows, your apps, and your data files (browse to our article "Windows Rejuvenated" for instructions). Note too that if you perfo
The How Ticklish Are You Test
My score on The How Ticklish Are You Test:You scored 65! Link: The How Ticklish Are You Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)
How To Ghost Hunt
The following are must have items. All inexpensive and all should be part of your ghost hunting pack. Colleagues: Don't ever investigate alone. Safety in numbers. Baby powder: We call this the drug-store motion detector. Its rare, but it can be sprinkled and used in rooms to record footprints or movement. Flashlights: Strong versions with clips that can be attached to your clothing are the best. And remember, bring several. Some may fail. You can also mute strong lights when you need less light by using thin fabric or colored cling wrap. Candles: Can all your batteries fail? Oh yeah! You can also use smoke in air tight rooms to record odd air movements. Batteries: As previously mentioned, batteries tend to drain. So take as many as you can. Chalk: Mark evidence and also mark trees and other areas where you might have ventured to help get back. If you are exploring, never contaminate an area with a mark that can't be later removed. If you have to permanently docu
How To Be Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore . HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIG
How To Forgive
Subject: 7% ************ How To Forgive One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment and frustration. Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: "Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot. I don't know how. It is not fair Lord. I didn'
~ How To Put On A Bra ~
Dam she is Hot and a Bad ass :) clipped from www.youtube.com 
How The Fuck Did I Manage To Do That?
I look back at the beginning of this year. Only 5 days into it and I was certain that I had finally found what I was looking for. I still think I do. But thats all washed away now. I had to let go. I am ashamed that I was such a fool. That I let the wall down and that I broke another in the process....No words can express my regret. Spring has come again. Another time of sun and all the glory and joy it should bring. But its just another season. Just another year. And my slow decay carcass lies in the middle of it all. Laying down where I left off. Lost to anyone who searches. Dont come find me, its more than likely a worthless cause. You will see. You will see loud and clear, becuase this whole world will know who I am, and where I am. Some will wonder when and how I got there. What it took. And how I did it. Remember I am the warrior. Although soft and torn apart I am still a survivor. No matter whos path I cross or who comes across me. You will be powerless and you will re
How To Make Love To A Woman...taken From: Lowrider69
SAW THIS AND HAD TO POST IT HERE !! MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. HANGING WALLPAPER Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. PUTTING UP A TENT Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.
How To Find Your Member Number
When filling out your information for an ID request you will need to give me your member number. So view your profile comments. At the top in the address bar you should see a URL similar to this one: The number at the end of the URL is your member number.
How To Save A Life By Fray
Artist: The Fray Album: How To Save A Life Year: 2005 Title: How To Save A Life Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his
How To Treat A Lady - Lmao
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How To Get A Tattoo...
People come to me all the time and ask me: " I want a tattoo...what should I get??? " Or: " I want a tattoo for my ankle (thigh, shoulder ...whatever!!!), what do people usually get there???" First of all I believe tattoos are (and should be) a form of personal expression, and should be chosen by the person who is going to wear it for the rest of their lives. Even a tattoo that doesnt mean anything, does mean something because of the choice of design, and the personality and mind-set of the person who chooses it. One kind of person may pick a butterfly another may pick a dragon ... maybe the third may pick "Marvin the Martian" . These three people will have vastly different personalities and although every person that picks a dragon for their tattoo design is not necessarily like-minded, the fact that they all chose dragons says something about each of their personalities individually, varying for every person based on the impact or emotions or raw human responses a dragon conju
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Want to see a State Trooper Cry- or drop to his knees,bawl like a baby, and slam his fist into the side of his patrol car? it's easy enough to do. And it happend more frequently then you think. Just load yourself up with "holiday Cheer" and a few beers and some mixed drinks, and drive your family home. Refuse to listen when your wife suggests that maybe she should drive. Assert yourself, be guided by your male ego,Say, "awe,heck, i can drive better with a few beers under my belt then you can stone sober." Show her who's boss in your family! Twenty minutes later, Your standing in darkness on the side of a highway, with broken glass and spilled gasoline at your feet. Your wife is screaming, pinned beneath jagged edges of steel, your 3 year old daughter is silent, your six year old son is sprewled face down in the mud some thirty feet away. The State Trooper arrives and smeels the alcohol on your breath as you stumble and try to explain how it happened. He is not very gen
How To Pick Up Chicks...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'you-know-what' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
How To Cope
So it's interesting. I always thought I had a good relationship until today. Come to find out, while I was sleeping with my wife, she slept with a co-worker while I was at work. Granted I work graveyards, but it hit home that my marriage may have been an illusion. I'm not going to throw away my marriage because of this but trying to figure out how to cope with it is eluding my mind. I thought about me going out and doing the same to her but of course that isn't going to make things better. That could make things work and I have too much to lose. I know in my heart that I wanna get past it but it seems like it's going to be somewhat difficult. I told her how I really felt about it and how it hurt me but I wasn't going to give up on us over this one incident. Of course, she attempted to try to cheer me up by saying it was actually horrible but that doesn't change the fact that she slept with him while I was at work. I guess if anyone has any advice that they want to share, I
How To Explain You Are Hurt
I met someone recently & they did something that has hurt me & makes me feel uncomfortable with them. I tried to tell them how I feel but it hasn't seemed to do anything because they haven't changed what they did that hurt me. I would appreciate any replies from my friends here
How To Give Points To Profile Photos.
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How To Convert Blood
A simple method of converting blood from one group to another could spell the end of life-threatening shortages in hospitals. The discovery means muchneeded supplies of the O-negative blood type, which can be accepted by everyone, could be increased. Blood shortages, which can lead to longer hospital waiting times and even death, could be prevented by creating stockpiles of this type of blood. The breakthrough by an international team was unveiled by Prof Henrik Clausen, of Copenhagen university in Denmark. The team managed to remove the sugar molecules which attach themselves to red blood cells and make each group different from the others. Blood types A and B have different sugar molecules attached to them, which causes a reaction to the molecules they do not have, making A allergic to B and vice versa. Also, some blood has a protein which makes it rhesus positive. But all groups can receive blood from type O-negative, meaning it can be used if hospitals do not
How To Link A Photo
I'm currently hosting my second contest and the most common question I seem to get is how do I link a photo. So I decided to create a little tutorial on how to do it. First off select the photo you want to link to, you can get to it by clicking on the "MY" link at the top of any Cherrytap page. Then Click on "Photos". This will bring up your photos. Now find the photo you want to send a link of to the person holding the contest(or just someone you want to show a particular picture to) Click on it and it will bring up a page that your photo. This page will look something like this Now you want to click on the "LINK Photo" link and it will bring up something that looks like this: Please note: The link photo box will be above your picture and will not load a new page. Now you want to select and copy the text, from whichever box your choose, the box on the left will put a small picture(called a thumbnail) in the message. the box on the right will just crea
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How To Meet Men And Get Things Started
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How To Find Out If She's Single
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How They Rule
by Dr. William Pierce You know, it's a frustrating and infuriating thing watching Clinton and his crew of nation-wreckers gloating over their successful bullying of Serbia. Madeleine has been screeching and squawking like the Wicked Witch of the West, and Bill has been wagging his finger at the Serbs, looking serious, and telling them that they will not get a cent to help them repair the damage done by NATO until they get rid of Slobodan Milosevic and choose an "approved" president. You know, I was pretty disappointed in Milosevic for caving in to the NATO gangsters, and I was about to write him off. I mean, what can you expect from a former communist? But if Clinton and his Jews hate Milosevic so much, then maybe there's something good about him after all. I remember how the Clinton gang a few years ago was applying pressure to Russia in every way it could to get Boris Yeltsin elected and then reelected. The message was essentially, "No loans from the West unless Boris is your p
How To Bring Down The House
by Dr. William Pierce This first day of a new millennium is perhaps a good time for me to respond to a letter from a listener, Alfred D., who wrote to me last week to express his appreciation for American Dissident Voices. He especially appreciates the information about crimes committed against White people by non-Whites -- information that is suppressed by the controlled media because it doesn't fit their Politically Correct agenda: an agenda that requires keeping White people feeling guilty and apologetic. And he adds that such information leaves him, "feeling powerless to do anything but feel bad about all of it." Mr. D. then goes on to ask: "What can we ever do to rid our culture of the Jewish stranglehold on our media and the liberal hold on our institutions? It seems like we can't do much without wealthy and wise people at the top, like our founders two centuries ago, who will stand up and seize the reins of our Republic to restore order and decency to our communitie
How To Touch A Girl
How To Treat A Woman.
In case someone forgot to teach you how or what you should expect: *respect- her and her opinions as she should do yours *listen -even if you don't like what she has to say she needs to say it, and who knows you may learn something *open the door for her-yes she can do it her self that is not the point the point is the little damn things *little things- mean as much or more then the big ones because they show you really do care enough to do them and are thinking of her *never- lie to her what hurts is not just the crime but the lie, that you could not even be stand up enough to except responseablty for it *never- cheat if you love her, she is all you need and if you need more and she doesn't, then get out, small pain here is better than major hurt later. *never- judge with out hearing her side *never- belive she is perfect she is human that means flaws *never- diss her flaws they are what make her unique in all the world *never- try to change her, support and encourage her
How Texas Are You?
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How To Make A Woman Happy
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How To View Cams?
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How To Save The Airlines
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How To Clean A Cat (this Is From Grey And Hilarious)
1. Add one capful of shampoo to the water in the toilet. Put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.) 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".) 5. Have someone open the door to the outside. (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.) 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 7. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
How To Clean Your Toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate! and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog ===================================================================
How To Forgive
How To Forgive (WOW) >> >> One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, >> was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life >> this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought >> about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. >> >> His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and >> cheated him. >> >> He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned >> to the illness he had that no one could cure. His very >> soul was filled with anger, resentment and frustration. >> >> Standing there this day, searching for answers he could >> not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the >> base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would >> always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: >> >> "Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. >> You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily >> obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, >> Lord,
How To Explain Disabilities To A Child
Introduction Children have open minds and open hearts. There is no better time to create an understanding that people with disabilities must be perceived as people first. Instructions Difficulty: Moderate Steps 1Step OneListen to the child. 2Step TwoLet the child voice fears and ask questions. 3Step ThreeView the situation from the child's perspective. 4Step FourBe truthful, keeping your answers age-appropriate. 5Step FiveExplain disability at the level the child can understand. 6Step SixSatisfy a child's curiosity. Let the child sit in a wheelchair, for example. 7Step SevenStress the positive. For example, use of a wheelchair enhances mobility. 8Step EightRemember that children take upon themselves unnecessary responsibility for situations. 9Step NineStress family loyalty and unity. 10Step TenSpend extra time with children. 11Step Eleven Encourage children to help make your home more accessible. 12Step Twelve Remind children that everything changes, except
How To Tune Out The Christian Noise For Clear Evangelism
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How The Crows Bacame Blacki
Long ago, the Crows were all as white as snow. The Indian People were still on foot, because Horses had not been brought to them yet. They did not have guns or weapons that were made of iron. They only had bows and arrows, and spears with flint tips. They used these weapons to hunt Buffalo, and it was a very tricky and dangerous hunt. This was made especially hard by Crow. You see, Crow was a friend of Buffalo. He would warn Buffalo every time that our People were hunting for Buffalo. Crow would fly high in the Sky, where he could see everything that was going on. When he saw our People on our way to hunt Buffalo, he would rush down to Buffalo and light between his horns. Then, he would yell "Caw, Caw, Caw", Cousins, hunters are coming. They are creeping up through that gully there. Save yourselves, watch out, "Caw, Caw, Caw". Hearing this warning, Buffalo would run. The People would be left in a cloud of dust, and they would starve. This greatly angered our People. There was muc
How The First Earth Day Came About
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How To Fuck Up The Easiest Haircut In The World.
I don't blog much. In fact, I rarely blog at all (hence no blogs on here for me). Sure, there's things to complain about, but this is about as horrendously funny as it gets. My band is playing our last show on the 24th for "a while". We're taking a break, specifically I want a break from bands (haven't had a free weekend literally since July of 2005) to just be me again. That said, I want to be as over the top this time as I can be. I've been toying around the idea of getting a mohawk for a long time, and I came to the conclusion that "fuck it, why not?" The goal was a tri-hawk. One in the middle, two on the sides. Not like airplane wings or anything, like on the insides of my temples so they're diagonal. Sounded kick ass. I've seen it before and I figured if anything would work for me, that would be it. "Nothing screams attention like a mohawk." Mistake #1: I normally go to a supercuts just down from where I live. There's two girls who work there that know what they're doing
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30I went by the field of the slothful, and by the vineyard of the man void of understanding; 31And, lo, it was all grown over with thorns, and nettles had covered the face thereof, and the stone wall thereof was broken down. 32Then I saw, and considered it well: I looked upon it, and received instruction. 33Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep: 34So shall thy poverty come as one that travelleth; and thy want as an armed man. - Proverbs 24:30-34 KJV
How To F**k Up
How to f*** up The preceding list of answers to questions about polyamory is not a guide to how to have a working polyamorous relationship, although we have strong anecdotal evidence that the tools mentioned are useful in all sorts of relationships, mono and poly. We do, however, have the following guide of carefully tested methods for making mistakes in polyamorous relationships. With proper application and ingenuity, these methods may impair or destroy monogamous relationships as well; they're truly multipurpose tools. We post this listing for your consideration; no liability expressed or implied. 1. Lie. This is basic and effective. To maximize bad results, lie about something important to the other person(s) and arrange to be caught in the lie in such a way as to produce maximum shock. Additional stress points awarded for keeping the lie going for a while before discovery, which increases the disorientation and sense of betrayal in the deceived person(s)
How To Handle Haters:
HOW TO HANDLE HATERS: A hater is someone that is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall. When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters... That's why you have to be careful who you share your blessings and your dreams with because some folk can't handle seeing you blessed... It's dangerous to be like somebody else... If God wanted you to be like somebody else He would have given you what he gave them. You don't know what people have gone through to get what they have... (The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story...) If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too. We've all got some haters among us: Some people don't like it that you can * Come to church * Get your praise on * Bless His Holy Name * Haters don't want to see you happy * Haters don't w
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How To Balance Freedom And Security
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For those of you asking: 1.Go to The Cherry Train 2.Choose a train 3. Enter your CherryTap ID. (This is the number of your profile like mine for instance www.cherrytap.com/user/233) 4. Enter your name. Hints: When adding your name put F or M to let other cherrie know who you are! Have fun and add me!! Vlad
How To Make A Long Distance Relationship Work
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What's wrong with yo
How The U.s. Is Failing Its War Veterans
How the U.S. Is Failing Its War Veterans By Dan Ephron and Sarah Childress Newsweek March 5, 2007 issue - After returning from Iraq in late 2005, Jonathan Schulze spent every day struggling not to fall apart. When a Department of Veterans Affairs clinic turned him away last month, he lost the battle. The 25-year-old Marine from Stewart, Minn., had told his parents that 16 men in his unit had died in two days of battle in Ramadi. At home, he was drinking hard to stave off the nightmares. Though he managed to get a job as a roofer, he was suffering flashbacks and panic attacks so intense that he couldn't concentrate on his work. Sometimes, he heard in his mind the haunting chants of the muezzin—the Muslim call to prayer that he'd heard many times in Iraq. Again and again, he'd relive the moments he was in a Humvee, manning the machine gun, but helpless to save his fellow Marines. "He'd be seeing them in his own mind, standing in front of him," says his stepmother, Marianne. Schulz
How To Begin Each Day With A Positive Out Look
1. Open a new file in your computer. 2 Name it 'Hillary Rodham Clinton' 3. Send it to the trash. 4. Empty the trash. 5. Your PC will ask you, 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Hillary Rodham Clinton?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better. PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi
How To Start Each Day Positive
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton" 3. Send it to the trash bin. 4. Empty the trash. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?" 6. Firmly Click "Yes." 7. Feel better. PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi
How To Show A Girl You Love Her
Did you no that every night b4 u go to sleep there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of you. they want 2 kiss u, they want 2 b with u, they r always thinking about u, this is all true and not fake. if u repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to b with u will approach u within 1 month and ask u out or grab you and kiss u. but if u break this chain no 1 will like u or ask u out again for 5 years........ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- advice.... WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!* WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE
How To Use A Flogger 101
Part I - WHAT to use A 'flogger' shall remain for the moment 'any flexible many-tailed striking tool where the tails are simple strips of leather or similar substances, designed for use on the human body'. In short, not bullwhips, braided cat-o-nines, crops, scourges, thudtoys and such, simply floggers. A braided cat is similar to a flogger in many respects, yet has a distinct 'feel', both these and floggers with knotted ends are left for another discussion. As floggers were less available in former days, many people made their own in various styles and weights. Even if you are not doing so, some basic principles of design might help you select a superior one from the regrettably large supply of the other sort. I shall not include specific designs, the subject has been done to death before, and they are readily available elsewhere. As Janet Heartwood has provided excellent information in her 'Heartwood Catalog', I have used a similar format in my materials listing below. Although I
How The Hell.......
I wanna know how these morphing pics work cause they are hella hot and I want one *lol* Anyone care to fill me in!?!?!
How To Be A Top Blogger!
1.) Never and I mean never leave Cherrytap. Make it your WHOLE LIFE! 2.) Ignore everyone who loves you.Cherry tap is NOW your life. 3.) Go to all the top blogs comment then INVITE EVERYONE who has commented to be your friend. Never mind if you don't like them. 4.) Invite all your new friends to subscribe to your blog 5.) Go to thier blogs and comment. Every time they post one 6.) Always suck up. Say nice shit you don't mean a word of. 7.) Don't be yourself 8.) Start drama with someone who is not a popular blogger 9.) Watch as "they" get sucked in 10.) Always Post a bullentin about your blog. Have others do the same. 11.) And suck up to the popular ones to get them to PIMP ya! 10.)REPEAT And beg for comments. COMMENT HERE PEOPLE. COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT! OH AND PLEASE BY ALL MEANS USE THIS BLOG AS IF IT WERE A CHAT ROOM!!! AND CHECK BACK HERE VERY 2 MINS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!
How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work
How To Fix A Problem By Pissin An Moanin
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked-in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and then the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called. 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems
How To Pick A Genuinely Secure Password
When it comes to security, Bruce Schneier is a god among us mere mortals. He has written some of the most influential books on computer security and cryptography ever printed, and his blog is essential reading for anyone on the Internet. So when Bruce says here's how to create a secure password (and how he creates his own passwords), I listen. His post on the topic is extensive, so I'll try to boil it down to the essentials. If you have the time, I encourage you to read the whole thing, though. First question: How are passwords cracked, anyway? Primarily through brute force "dictionary" attacks, where software tries to guess a password by running through a series of common phrases or words in various combinations. Sure, we know that "password" and "qwerty" are easy to crack, but password crackers have gotten much more sophisticated these days. Now, they check hundreds of these common "root" passwords (here's a list)... in combination with various "appendages," including all two-
How To Read Wiccan/pagan Runes
Fehu -- -- wealth, luck, responsibility, creative energy; used to draw in energy for a given magickal operation, or as the moving force behind a working Uruz -- positive strength, determination, perseverance, courage, physical health, assertiveness; include in any healing Thurisaz -- protection, combating any action, curses (but be careful -- can backfire easily!) Ansuz -- can be used to gain knowledge of Odin, the gods, our own ancestors and ancestral heritage Raido -- ability to control, take initiatives, put things in order, be the boss, move or remove things, direct magickal energies where needed Kenaz -- kinship, learning, teaching, quest for knowledge and passing knowledge on; gaining occult knowledge from other planes; use for astral or shamanic travel; exposing what is hidden Gebo -- reconciles two opposed or complementary forces; use to bind or to give blessings or curses Wunjo -- realize true will, wishing; combines well with Raido (ability to cont
How To Be A Better Person
Be the change you want to see occur in the world around you. We can't make other people be more considerate, helpful, honest, etc., but if everyone were to work on themselves and develop these attributes, our world would be a better place. Don't be judgmental. Look for and recognize the good in yourself and in others. We are all capable of so-called "good" and "bad" behaviors and we all have our "good" and "off" days. We are all unique and it is wonderful that we are different and not all the same - in our appearance, our thoughts, our opinions, our likes and dislikes. Being different is not threatening, it is not "bad", it is just "different". Embrace the differences and be happy for the variety. Likewise, forget the concepts of "right" and "wrong". People are not good or bad or right or wrong; they just are. If you were in "their shoes" maybe you would act differently, or maybe not. Being judgmental wastes time and cuts you off from opportunities and meaningful relationships -
How To Be A Better Person Part 2
Know Contrary to popular belief, learning is very very cool. Do me a favor; take a look around to be sure that nobody worth impressing with "the dumb act" is within the immediate area. Okay, now that the coast is clear, admit that you are honestly interested in "stuff." Whether it be the human genome project, the evolution of democracy, how to become a sponsored snowboarder, or any of a million other worldly phenomena, YOU find particular areas of life captivating and want to know more about them. So know more. Read. The following, my friends, is the fantastic reality of knowledge in print: Someone had such a great idea and/or depth of knowledge in a certain area that s/he took the time to write it down and bring it to a publisher, thinking it was valid enough to share with the world. The publisher, an expert in "catchy" ideas, thought that this idea and/or depth of knowledge would be intere$ting enough to other people (read: lucrative) that s/he was willing to invest in it (or g
How To Poop At Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to connvince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY: This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE: This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden
How To Forgive (wow)
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking In the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things Were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment and frustration. Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: "Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot. I don't know how. It is not fair Lord. I didn't deserve these wrongs that were done

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