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How Then Can We Cry?
Everyone had begun the celebration of all things srping. The snow was melting,St.Patrick's day,tupils peeking thru and other things Then it happened! I felt you quicken and it took my breath away. Fear was mixed with joy,my inner core calm. My primal mind said women do this everydat. Once at the hospital, endless hours of walking the halls began. It was there I came upon two old friends. One was a doctor,the other a plumber with only hours to live. This is how it is they said,one life leaves,another comes in. Yet,something was wrong.I couldn't belive them and buy in. You'd arrive very soon but my heart said'Not for long'. Who could I tell? Who would belive? Doctors,nurses,family all said 'There there dear' and patted my head. Baby mine,beautiful and perfect. For three days I fought them like I was insane. All I wanted was truth.Perfect was not perfect but they played their game Born with the wisdom of the angels and the ages in your eyes You would gaze into my eyes and

How To Make A Salute
How do I make a Salute? Take a photo of yourself with the following information clearly displayed in the photo. 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2. Your Member ID number, (which is located in the end of your URL address;http://fubar.com/user/1722991 ) 3. AND, the words: fubar The following items will be accepted as a complimentary addition to your salute: You wearing a fubar t-shirt or you in front of your fubar homepage (not your profile page or any other fubar page) that is CLEARLY visible. Photoshopped or any “type” print will NOT be accepted. Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. Examples of acceptable salutes: HERE ARE THE STEPS TO TAKE:

How To Fix Our Economy
How To Fix The Economy This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I thought this was the BEST idea....I think this guy nailed it! Patriotic retirement: There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations. 1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed. 2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed. 3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

How To Get Help When Older
Now here’s some good advice. HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND CAN'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." George said, "Okay.." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up. Withi

How To Open A Medical Marijuana Business.
Learn what it takes to own and operate a legal medical marijuana dispensary business and all the benefits of the medical cannabis industry. Get ready to position yourself to capitalize on today's newest and fastest growing career, that will change the way people think about medical cannabis. Cannabis Business

How To Stay Young
1. Try everything twice. On one w om an's t om bstone she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice.loved it both times!" 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!) 3. Keep learning: Learn more about the c om puter, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your h om e is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, p

How They Have Sex
HOW THEY HAVE SEX ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task

How To Mess With Ppl
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." Practice making fax and modem noises. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Adjust the

How The Hell Do You Know What I', Made Of
Sugar and spice everything nice... P'leeze What I Search for And Discard in My Search for a Man 1. I do not want to be your better half. I want to be a whole person who complements you. 2. I am not your mother-- I did NOT carry you in my womb for nine months. 3, A romantic dinner needs to be more than a frozen pizza and 6 pack of ice house beer 4. re 3 date bringing items over and flopping on couch for me to nuke it is no longer an option. 5. if I share my fears with you it was to draw us closer, not a means to later attack me 6. macho comes from machismo which means he who steals candy from babies--- what a real man yeah right. 7. I can no longer regret what someone could have been but chose not to be as in "If only I had waited he would have been right" 8. Your history of poverty and abuse gives you no right to teach me lessons or show me "I'll give you a real reason to cry". 9. I will deny no more that something you like hurts me to spare your feelings. 10. Just l

How To View
ok at the end of today all the guys are going to be kicked out of my family to get back in you gotta buy your way back in later this weekend i'll be putting more nawties up you won't want to miss message me and we can discuss how to buy your way back in and for how long

How To Have A Calm Day!
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives! Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

How To Get Into My Nsfw Folder
Well If you are a woman u can get in for free just ask lol! A guy has to buy their way in. Either win me in an auction with a high enough bid or buy me bling (not cheap bling either), bling packs, vips, ect...... Just pm me before actually getting me something plz Mwahzzzzz, Kitty

How To Speak Some Southern ... Enjoy
How To Speak Southern Addled: Confused, disoriented, as in the case of Northern sociologists who try to make sense out of the South, "What's wrong with that Yankee? He acts right addled." Afar: In a state of combustion. "Call the far department. That house is afar." Ahr: What we breathe, also a unit of time made up of 60 minutes. "They should've been here about an ahr ago." Ar: Possessive pronoun. "That's AR dawg, not yours." Ary: Not any. "He hadn't got ary cent." Awfullest: The worst. "That's the awfullest lie you evr told me in your life." Bad-mouth: To disparage or derogate. "All these candidates have bad-mouthed each other so much I've about decided not to vote for any of 'em." Baws: Your employer. "The baws may not always be right, but he's always the baws." Best: Another baffling Southernism that is usually couched in the negative. "You best not speak to Bob about his car. He just had to spend $300 on it." Braht: Dazzing. "Venus i

How The Hell... Doesn't Matter
I see they changed the blog thing. that fucking sucks. Anyway... I hate that sometimes i want to say things and nothing comes out and other times, everything else comes out other than what i want to say. i know this is probably not making sense and i'm completely okay with that. I know some of you actually read these things, and some of you actually talk to me... you all already know i rarely make sense for long periods of time. So anyway, I've been trying to figure out how to get certain things out of my mouth when they're all i think about, and yet for some reason it just never works. I want so badly to just scream. I think if i did that when i wanted to, i'd be back in the looney bin faster than i care to admit. I miss feeling like i have control. i don't think i've ever had complete control over my life, but usually i had some semblance of control over my craziness. i'm sick of the medication switches and the doctors and the fucking ignorance of the masses. i'm sick of myself an

How To Love...
when u miss & love someone you will go thru everything that needs to be gone thru...just to keep this special person in your life. you will experience pain, tears, lust, hurt, a broken heart, u will feel that if u ever lose him/her you will not want to live anymore, before they walk out of your life you will rather take their steps so you can always step back to them, you cant imagine a world without this person, u cant trust anyone but yourself, you will do anything in order to have this person forever in your heart, you will cry yourself to sleep when you’ve been hurt, you’ll miss them all the time, you never stop smiling when u are with them, you’ll always remember that first and last kiss, you’ll dream of them close to u and wake up crying thinking that the dream was real, you’ll have butterflies in your tummy every time you think of them, you’ll have to lie just in case you lose them, you’ll always picture there smile and put it in a frame

How To Check Out The Awsomeness Of Live Dj Sets On Shoutcast
thats right!! LIVE DJ Sets!! thats right, via shoutcast, Simple Complexity can do a fully personized DJ set,you tell them what you want, if they don't have it, they will get it.and you can have your set personalized, fully interactive, no playlist, hand mixed and cut, recorded if you wish (for a small $5 cost)and it's as private as you want it.. just you or up to 6 friends as well.all you need iscomputer with speakerswinamp, itunes, etc.. any kind of streaming audio player (we reccomend winamp)paypal account / or credit card/debit card(optional, but very helpful) an IM compatible with Yahoo or Windows Live Messenger/MSN$40 will get you 4 hours... YES 4 HOURS (most DJ's charge that much just for 2 hours of crap music)check out www.myspace.com/simplecomplexitysc for IM details.24/7 availability * , just IM ericdraven_00 on Yahoo messenger.* we reccomend checking the Simple Complexity MySpace and check the link to the Official Simple Complexty Calendar to check availablitly. Also, rea

How To Deal With Creepy People
Expansion: How to deal with creepy people Perverted-Justice.com is happy to announce yet another expansion project. Our three administrators have been busy creating a new website that covers a different area regarding the issue of predators in general. Today we've launched a website called HowtoDealwithCreepyPeople.com. As you can tell from the title, it's all about how to deal with creepy people. This website was built and constructed for teenagers. We looked around online at all the other websites cautioning teens and hey, great effort... but a lot of them miss the mark in our opinion. We've built this informational website with an eye towards making it accessible towards teenagers and are committed to using the real feedback of parents who show the website to their teens to improve it even more. The goal is to create a website that teens actually would like to read, that doesn't talk down to them. We obviously can't set up such resources here as some material on this website i

How To Compromise As A Couple
If you're grumbling over getting stuck doing the dishes again, your relationship may need a fairness checkup. "Couples often hold different beliefs about what's fair, and when we feel we're being wronged, resentment builds up," says B. Janet Hibbs, Ph.D., author of Try to See It My Way. "But fairness isn't an accounting system; rather, it's a flexible balance of give-and-take that you agree upon in the context of your relationship." Here's how to establish your fairness code: 1. Rethink your expectations. Think about your ideal balance — when it comes to chores, finances, sex, any potential area of conflict — and discuss those expectations with your partner. "Keep in mind that you may not see eye-to-eye on what you consider fair, so be open to compromise," Hibbs says. Once you let go of the notion that your definition of fairness is the only one that counts, you'll be better able to come up with a new set of values that work for both of you. 2. Tell him what you need. Inste

How To Be A Overcomer Of Evil
THE INSIDIOUS ATTACK OF THE ENEMIES OF OUR SOUL In bringing this message the Holy Spirit emphasized the word "insidious" to such a degree that it seemed necessary to investigate the underlying meanings of the word. "Insidious" is from the Latin insidiosus, and is a derivative of insidiae meaning "ambush". According to Merriam-Webster, it embodies the idea of "awaiting a chance to entrap," "harmful but enticing," "having a gradual and cumulative effect." It also conveys the idea of a progression like a disease that develops so gradually as to be well established before becoming apparent. The attack of the enemy is "insidious," therefore, you must be diligent to "Watch over your heart with all diligence, For from it flow the springs of life" (Proverbs 4:23). Our soul has two great enemies, "self" (our flesh or sin nature) and the powers and principalities of this world (Satan and his evil forces). Together these two enemies have mounted a never ending assault upon the life of Christ

How To Get Added To My Family
My family spots are limited to 25. If you'd like to be added to family, you're asking me to give someone the boot in order to add you. Read the "about me" in my profile for more info on being added to my family.

How To Treat A Woman
Its a joke. Dont get butt hurt >;-) How to treat a woman 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies

How The Hell Do You Deal With Putting Your Past In A Box???
Originally Posted On Tagged 3/25/2009 Have you ever had to pack up a portion of your life...and watch it walk out the door?? I really thought this wouldn't bother me that much...After all...he hasn't slept here in wow...over 3 months...and even then he slept in the bed and I slept on the couch... But why is it hurting so much...Putting all his shit in boxes...having to look at the accumalation of 16 yrs of living together...And finding condoms in a dresser drawer of his when your tubes have been tied for almost 13 yrs??? Yeah...he wasn't cheating right??? Oh well...guess it doesn't really matter now does it??? The idea that this room will be mine...That I can do as I please and not answer to him...It is leaving me at loose ends...Not knowing which direction to go next...Knowing there is that one person that I want to try to have a relationship with...Being scared to death of even considering another man after this many years... How the hell do people move on to a new relationship w

How The World Works Today
If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work,He blames the restaurant.If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.If your neighbor crashes Into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender.If your (grand)children are Brats without manners,You blame television.If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman,You blame the gun manufacturer.And if a crazed person breaks Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, And the passengers Kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.I must have lived too long to Understand the world As it is anymore.So, if I die while my Old wrinkled ass is parked In front of this computer, I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.

How To Earn Money Effectively From Yardworkerz
Yardworkerz provide adults/teenagers the fortune to produce money and generate services to those who demand for. They can receive and site assistance in your area that will be conformable to work on any sort of jobs at your solace and at an affordable terms. No more turning out jobs for months due to lack of experience or time. http://www.yardworkerz.com

How To Tell If You Are Grown..
GROWN WOMANGirls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and makeplans.Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where hefits.Girls want to control the man in their life.Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.Girls check you for not calling them.Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.Girls are afraid to be alone.Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.Girls ignore the good guys.Grown women ignore the bad guys.Girls make you come home.Grown women make you want to come home.Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hangingwith his friends).Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' evenmore special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.Girls think a guy crying is weak.Grown women offer the

How To Piss Me Off In 1 Second Flat
I'm generally a laid-back kinda broad. But there are things that really piss me the hell off when they're done to me, for example: ~Forget my birthday or our anniversary if I am in a relationship with you. Those should be special dates for you. I won't forget your birthday or anniversary, and I expect you do the same! ~Keep me hanging. I don't like being strung along. I have feelings! I expect the person I'm with to be straight-forward with me from the get-go. If you're not going to be honest with me, then stay the hell away from me. Don't keep me hanging. ~Talk down to me. You are not my daddy. You have no authority over me enough to call me names and chastise me. It hurts really, really bad. It's worse than getting punched in the face. Don't be surprised if I hit you with a baseball bat if you talk down to me. ~Lie to me. I know a good judge of character when I sense it. I also know when someone is lying to me. If I ever catch you in a lie, I can never trust you. It is really har

How To Join Summer Girls
How you could become a member of “Summer Girls”. You may be recommended by a current member; however that is not a guarantee that you be a member. The CEO and the managers will review your profile and see if you’re the type of member we are looking for. If you’re known to cause trouble no matter how hot you are you will not be accepted. If you can wear a bikini and the strings don’t disappear you're what we’re looking for. Also the FINNAL decision is up to the CEO. If you can contribute to the Group in a good way you could be added. Examples: Graphics, Lounge Coding, Promotions, or other helpful ideas. You will be ELITE, THE BEST OF THE BEST! The following information is what you will need…

How To Have A Forever Love
Measure me not with your man-made measures …For I would never do such things to you …For I have known the heart of new-love …And it transformed my world anew. How might I prove the truth of this? …That it is in giving that we receive …That it is in loving that we know true-love …Finding no means then

How To Perform Felatio Like A Pro By A Female Doctor Friend Of Mine
How to Perform Fellatio Like a Pro Most men love receiving it; not as many women love giving it. While lots of women do enjoy performing oral sex on their male partners, some women really hate it--in fact, I know one woman who absolutely refuses to do it. "He gets it once a year, on his birthday," she says proudly, while in the next breath bragging about how good he is at cunnilingus. Some men won't even consider dating a woman if she refuses to give head. "I always make sure to ask for a blow job the first time we get naked," says another friend. "That way if she says no, I can stop dating her before we get too serious." Women who don't like it complain that it takes too long, is uncomfortable and tastes funny. Men complain that they don't get it as often as they'd like, and when they do, it doesn't last long enough. Ah, fellatio: the relationship deal breaker. But it doesn't have to be! If done properly, you can please your man in five minutes or less--about the same time it takes to

How To Annoy Ppl In Public Restroom
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' 2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' 5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 7. ''Now how did that get there?'' 8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'' 9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' 10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'' 11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

How To Spot A Fake
I've been asked several times how i spot a fake and how I find out who they really are. So I figured I would make a list to maybe help prevent some good people for falling the bullshit fakes dish out. There are two types of fakes (where user profiles and photos are concerned). There are the fakes that steal someones identity. They take their photos, name, and info and claim to be them. There are also the fakes that steal someones photos, give them a different name, and make up info. I ALWAYS look to see if someone has a salute. If there's no salute I'll then look at their rank and joined date. Why? Some people level faster then others. If your a higher level with no salute then you've most likely been around quite a while. Plenty of time to make a salute. Lower level people without a salute that are OVER level 10, sometimes I drop them a message asking them why they don't have a salute. It could be any range of reasons why. I generally always suggest buying a disposable camera and ge

How To Sell Toothbrushes
HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES................. The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.Their weekend assignment was to sell something, Then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off:"I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit And I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explainedTo everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.." "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher. Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk."$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said little Johnny..

How To Throw A Lightning Bolt
http://discovermagazine.com/2008/mar/14-mighty-electric-fields-found-inside-cells Duality or triality based molecular resonance with surrounding water molecules. Potential reality becomes entangled with the frequency of triggering of the fight/flight response mechanism within your sympathetic nervous system. http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2006/01jan/watermemory.html Sequence of reality follows mandlebrot set pattern into an opening vortex of infinite possibilities, in any given situation you'll have a flight response, a fight response or another tangent of response entirely. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandelbrot_set When one utters a Holy Word, they are actually referencing an aspect of Pi and thus closing the information feedback loop on that particular sequence of reality. The Greek Alpha Numeric of Jesus is 888, the hexadecimal of pi is 3.243F6A8885A308D31319... A single sequence of 3 888's within an infinite sequence serves as a reference point/constant,

How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord
by Peter Anspach Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present... The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my dungeon. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fi

How To Be Annoying Online
1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo. Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for ("You don't know that? RTFM"). 2. WRITE YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON'T USE RETURNS SO THAT EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE. ALSO USE A LOT OF !!!!! TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT BEING HERE! 3. When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. when they respond testily to your "creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away. 4. Software and files offered online are often "compressed" so that they won't take so long to travel over the phone lines. Buy a compression program and compress everything you send, including

How To Be A Good Listener And An Ideal Friend…
How to be a good listener and an ideal friend… Most Common causes of friendship break ups are; miscommunications or lack of communication, conceitedness, skeptical, and innate selfish attitude of self centeredness. It is always late to realize the importance of a person who comes to your life when he / she vanished from you. After all the damages have done… and left everything drooped… and the fact that nothing is done overtime… If you care for relationship… be AUTHENTIC… and save yourself from heartache and regrets… (Hope this message helps you evaluate yourself before you evaluate others) To really communicate, you must give up three things:1. You must give up your assumptions.

How To Sniff Out A Liar
Entrepreneurs How To Sniff Out A Liar Melanie Lindner, 05.13.09, 4:40 PM ET There are plenty of dangerously skilled liars--and not just the Bernie Madoffs and Jeffrey Skillings of the world. Indeed, under the right (or wrong) circumstances, we're all guilty fibbers. According to an oft-cited 1996 University of Virginia study led by psychologist Bella DePaulo, lying is part of the human condition. Over the course of one week, DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 participants, aged 18 to 71, to record in a diary all of their social interactions and all of the lies they told during them. On average, each person lied just over 10 times, and only seven participants claimed to have been completely honest To be fair, most of the time we're just trying to be nice. (When your wife asks if you enjoyed the dinner she cooked, most husbands who know what's good for them say, "It was delicious.") Such "false positive" lies are delivered 10 to 20 times more often than spurious denials of culpability,

How To Suck A Proper Cock 101
Can a sissy be taught to suck cock as good as a woman? I mean we all know that real women can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I know I can! I have decided to share my many years of experience with my sissy bitches. I would like to share some techniques with you that you can try the next time your sucking cock. Now I do want you to remember all the advice and technique in the world does not make up for good old fashioned practice practice practice. If you are a beginner I recommend you start with a dildo, I have a wide variety of shapes, colors, and sizes of toy cocks for you to practice on. You will be allowed to play and suck on the cock on your own for a few hours before I step in and give you direction. At the beginning of a blow job, the sissy should start with kissing. Sometimes gently blowing on the head of the cock can create a sensation. The sissy should not forget about the shaft and balls and make sure you use your tongue to lick and suck and kiss those areas as wel

How To Get Hired~
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The man that wrote this was very smart!! HOW TO STAY YOUNG: 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them." 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, and hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to t

How The Hell Can I Be Selfish
just bitchin some Ok so the GF is gettin new tits next month, went on vac to Cali last week, bought 5K worth of fuckin purses...and is bitchin cause im bookin an Alaska hunt for next year for only air fare...WTF its not like im made of money i got three kids after all....ok im done bitchin

How To Get To Heaven
What if we were mistaught how to get into heaven? Please don’t be upset if you’re learning here for the first time that you can’t earn your way into heaven. Ephesians 2:8-9 makes it very clear: “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God—not by works, so that no one can boast.” If we could earn our way to heaven, we could then boast in our good works, and this verse clearly negates that thought. Romans 9:16 echoes the thought: “It does not, therefore, depend on man’s desire or effort, but on God’s mercy.” The entire gospel is given in Romans 10:9: That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus I Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.” Once you truly meditate on this verse, you’ll see that if you were mistaught, the truth is here—you have to admit you’re a sinner (Romans 3:23)

How To Cope With Release
Your world may seem empty, and all you can seem to do is cry, but you try not to show it to O/others for fear of ridicule, or being told that familiar phrase "this is only cyber". I am sorry, but for many of us, cyber and real life mix and the feelings are quite real. Whether the Dom/me knows it or not, there is a real person on the other side of the computer screen. One who loved, one who trusted, one who depended upon You with all their being. That person feels, that person hurts, that person does cry at the loss of their Master/Mistress, their companion, their lover, their teacher, their guide through this realm. The person whom has served faithfully, sat day after day, night after night awaiting the return of their Master/Mistress, aches to be able to serve Them again, their soul begs to be reunited with the One whom

How To Survive A Breakup
THE BREAKUP Submissives in the throes of a breakup with their dominant often ask me if I think the pain of relationship breakup is different from "vanilla" relationship breakups and how they can make sense of the feelings of horrific loss, confusion, anger and disorientation that they feel. First of all, I think the dynamics of Ds relationships are very different from "vanilla" relationships. Different dynamics give rise to different feelings about relationship loss. For the submissive individual, the bond of relationship is everything. Being a bottom offers fulfillment by enabling the submissive to feel merged with another human being. The bond to the dom is an intense one, giving meaning, value, fulfillment and a sense of identity through the activities of serving and pleasing. For some dominants, however, an intim

How To Order A Fubar T-shirt?
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How To Make Her Come Back
If you and the woman you love aren't together anymore you are either feeling one of two things. You may be feeling as though the weight of the world has been lifted off your shoulders because the relationship was incredibly difficult and tense. On the other hand you may be saying to yourself I think I'm still in love with my ex girlfriend. If the latter is the case it may not be time for you to move on just yet. If you want to get her back you need to start considering what you need to be doing and what you have to avoid. One common mistake that many men make when they are trying to get their girlfriend back is they badger her non-stop until she finally breaks down and agrees to reconcile. If you are persistent and have no problem getting on your knees and begging the woman you love for a second chance this may seem like a great idea to you. It's not. If you two get back together because you pressured her into it, your relationship is destined to fail. If you really do sit and think t

How Timeflyz When You're Having Fun
“Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey …along came a spider … what’s a ‘tuffet’ anyway?” No doubt this is what a lot of kids and even some adults think of asking (a tuffet is a mid-sixteenth century name for a footstool), but when you’re disguised as Imhotep, the first scientist mentioned in a historical record and talking to an artificially enhanced spider trying to kidnap scientists throughout history as he’s already kidnapped your dad … well, I’m getting ahead of myself. Ben Avery’s graphic novel series “Timeflyz” takes adolescent Laurel Templeton who in her own words is “nothing special in a family of specials” with a group of cybernetic flies that need her help (but no one knows why, at least as far as I’ve read the first two installments, “Pyramid Peril” and “Turtle Trouble” – there’s seven books in the series publ

How To Read Personal Ads!
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How To Catch A Fish
So have your eye on a Pisces woman. You find yourself attracted to her because there is something so mysterious and intriguing about her that you just can't figure out. Join the crowd. Making a Pisces woman fall in love with you is the easy part, its keeping her attention that's hard. You may always feel like there are parts of her you can never touch. If you are astute enough to notice theses things. And if you are not you wont last long. She needs her shadows to feel safe. When she loves she does so with every bit of her soul. This requires her to be very vulnerable. She needs that shadow to run to when she is overwhelmed or if things go badly. Everything has meaning to her; the wording of your speech, whether you kissed her goodnight, did you call her at lunch. For instances; she asks what are you going to do tonight. You say, "I don't know I think i'll stay in watch some tv then go to bed early." What she hears is, "I'd rather watch tv then be with you tonight." Even if she claims

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How to know if you have a frienemy.....> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > #1 They are jealousy of you.*> > > > #2 They weren't there for you during an important event.*> > > > #3 They are draining you emotionally.*> > > > #4 They are nice to you, but mean to others.*> > > > #5 They burden you with their secrets.> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > Peace.......

How To Quit My Job
I am genuine and down to earth person. I love going out and meeting people. I have a very outgoing personality. I am fun to be around. My hobbies are going to the gym, swimming and cycling and my favourite is socializing with my friends. I love to travel with my family How To Quit My Job

How To Catch A Fish
Jamie aka Scottgirl, she is one of my dearest friends. I love her to death. Her and I share the same sign and we are very much alike. She wrote this, and when readig it, it hit me, that is me! I would like to thank her for putting how I feel into words. She is a wonderful person. I love you Jamie and thank you for remaining the rock in my life! So have your eye on a Pisces woman. You find yourself attracted to her because there is something so mysterious and intriguing about her that you just can't figure out. Join the crowd. Making a Pisces woman fall in love with you is the easy part, its keeping her attention that's hard. You may always feel like there are parts of her you can never touch. If you are astute enough to notice theses things. And if you are not you wont last long. She needs her shadows to feel safe. When she loves she does so with every bit of her soul. This requires her to be very vulnerable. She needs that shadow to run to when she is overwhelmed or if things

How To Grip A Golf Club
The key to a good golf swing starts with knowing how to grip a golf club. There is no one right way to do it although there are some definite wrong ways to go about it. The important thing is to understand your own grip and how it affects your swing. Then you can make changes to fix any problems you are experiencing. Here we will tell you about some basic grip styles and also discus ways to make changes to fix common problems.There are three basic types of grip styles: baseball grip, overlapping grip, and interlocking grip. As I mentioned at the beginning of this article, there is no one right grip and in fact some people will use different grips with different clubs. The first, the baseball grip, is just like it sounds. Your two hands grip the club individually with each balled into a fist right next to each other. This is a very natural feeling way to hold a club and that is why many people start with it, especially if they do not have any lessons to start. The problem with the baseb

How To Find Your Perfect Dress
Everyone likes to look great all the time. This is especially important on one's wedding day. Not everyone wants to spend thousands of dollars to create this look though. There are ways to get around the thousands that are needed to purchase the best dress. One of these ways is to create the perfect wedding dress. By creating the wedding dress, one can get wedding dresses on a budget and personalize these dresses to perfectly match her personality and fit needs. Finding the right wedding dresses on a budget can be stressful. There are thousands of beautiful dresses for sale; there are only a few hundred that are affordable. Often a bride will search for months to find the perfect and affordable dress. Once this is over, the stress is far from done. Finding the dress simply means that the bride gets to start searching for the best jewelry and shoes to go with the dress. The sales associates at the wedding dress store will try to sell the jewelry that they have there, but this is often

How The Hell Would I Know?
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How To Build A Magnetic Generator
A magnetic generator has been popularly known to be a free energy generator. It utilizes magnetic force to induce perpetual motion. Operating by itself indefinitely without stopping, the magnetic power generator creates completely free electrical energy, which can fully power your house with no cost at all. Click here to read more - magnetic power generator and how to build a magnetic generator This is designed to be a safe system for use and operates well. It doesn't produce any harmful byproducts or gases, and there isn't any hazard concerning the magnetic energy generator itself. Even if you have young children, they may freely walk in the close vicinity of the generator.

How To Do It Right!!!!!!!
How do you make love to a Woman,Romantically and Patiently;Take the time to make love to her mind.Fulfill all of her midnight wishes.Cover her entire body with soft wet kisses.Tell her, so that she will know!There's no place on her bodyyour tongue won't go.And, when you love a Woman,you love her real slow.How do you make love, to a Woman?How do you make love to a Woman,Passionately and Sincerely;Let her Sweetness become your Weakness.Do not use just the Penis, But include your ear.Listen to the sweet sound of her moansand see what you hear.Feel the warmth and care of her loving embrace.Place your mouth on hers and savor the taste.How do you make love, to a Woman?How do you make love to a Woman,Sensually and Honestly;Say what you mean and mean what you say.Tell her that you love her,more and more with each passing day.Let all of the fantasies that dance in her head.Become her moonlight realitywhen it's time to go to bed.Kiss and lick all over her bodyuntil you find all her right spots.T

How To Build A Solar Panel
Solar panels are capable of providing usable electricity to power to all your home appliances and it can be quite substantial as well. For the residential community, using solar energy is the most sensible decision for many different reasons. Click here to read more - home solar power systems and how to build a solar panel In recent years, home solar power systems have garnered some notable leaps and that continues as the price of electricity and other forms of energy continue to rise. These solar systems are the most common means that homeowners are harnessing solar energy. They harness the sun's energy and convert it into electrical power efficiently. These solar power systems are then connected to the house and the energy is transferred to the house powering it with usable electricity. Learn how to build a solar panel today!

How To Become A Porn Star?
I am in the adult entertainment industry since 1999 (officially at least). I have had lots of failures, fell often and had to get back up and walk my way. Many of you girls and also boys keep on asking me how to become a porn star. Let me tell you this: hard work and even more hard work and learning from mistakes! However, I am not an agent. So please refrain from asking me, how to get into the industry, or even to become known in it or even famous. I have made it, you can, too, but you need to walk your very own way and be prepared to fall a few times pretty hard. Should you run into problems along the road or are not sure how to deal with some people, you can certainly drop me a line. If I know the answer, I might send you a tip or two, if I have time. Kisses to everyone E.

How To Relieve Constipation
How to Relieve Constipation Constipation! It is very uncomfortable. The pain and frustration it causes is known around the world by everyone at some stages. If you wish to have relief from constipation

How To Make Money With Iphone Apps
Learning how to make money with iPhone apps has become a very popular business among many young entrepreneurs. In fact, many companies are seeing this as a great direction of business investment. Find out what can be done and how you can make money with iphone apps today. Click here to read more - how to make money with iPhone apps and how to make money with iPhone applications

How To Stop Panic Attacks
If you are suffering from panic attacks, you may want to seek help from professionals. However, are you aware that you can actually make positive changes for yourself very quickly. It is possible to prescribe your own panic treatment in order to help you overcome your panic attacks without drug therapy. Click here to read more - Panic Attack Treatment and How To Stop Panic Attacks You do have to keep an open mind to different treatment options, and most doctors will prescribe for you medication to treat your symptoms, not to help you eliminate them all together. Lifestyle changes can help you eliminate anxiety and panic attacks together; you just have to learn the right ones. Avoid sources of negativity. We all tend to get a daily hit of negativity whether we like it or not. It's part of our routine and our society. Panic attacks are based on the way you think about yourself. It is easy to be tough on yourself so learn to stop doing it. It only serves to put you down when the people a

How To Post Your Comment As A Comment
If you want one of these custom BHR comments let me know send me a SB or leave a comment on this blog! First save your picture to your computer Upload it to a photo sharing site like Photobucket.com or Tinypic.com Get the direct link: Examples Photobucket Tinypic Take the direct link and paste it in where it says DIRECTLINKHERE below After replacing the link copy the entire box above and post your comments! Simplify your life by saving your comment code to MS Word or Wordpad on your computer for future use.

How To Make Your Wedding Dresses Eye-catching
Thousand of wedding dresses are rented, made, sewn, worn, sealed and handed down each single year. If you were to pile them all up, they would all basically look the same. So how do you go about to make your own wedding dresses stand out? Here are a few tips for having stand-out wedding dresses:1. Splash in a bit of your favorite shade.Think of Gwen Stefani's luxurious Custom wedding gowns. Instead of merely settling for pristine white, add a little spunk to your wedding dresses. You may blend in a few pastels near the hem of your wedding gown, or add a few dainty miniature flowers at the fold.2. Add a little sparkleOther than spunk, you could also add in sparkle and sheen to your otherwise bland Custom wedding gown. Add a touch of sparkle with a few Swarovski crystals or beadworks to you wedding dresses. Just avoid overdoing it. Otherwise you would end up like a walking disco ball.3. Be yourselfYou can never do your wedding gown justice if you don't wear it comfortably enough. Be your

How To Beat Boredom!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll!WARNING: Some of these may result in people chasing you. Always wear tennis shows and have your escape route planned out :)1: Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think!"2: Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re-route entire streets.(This one is especially useful if you're having a yard sale!)3: Ask people what gender they are. When they reply, ask - "are you sure?"(Not recommended at Biker Bars)4: Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and repeatedly saying "blah, blah, blah, blah".5: Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.(Works even better if your rent a cop uniform.)6: Go to your local mall. Walk up to strangers and say: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." If they answer you, go to plan 4 above. Be prepared to run real fast :)7: Go to the local elect

How To Beat Stress
Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :)1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.(This one is great to teach neices and nephews!)2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.(Even better to call after doing it and say you didn't authorize it and want to know what the hell is going on!)3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.(This one keeps cats and men occupied for awhile.)4. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.(Like going the store to stock up on ammunition maybe?)5. Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.(And if she's cute, always ask if assistance is available.)6. Dance naked in front of your pets.(Not recommended for anyone with a pet Gorilla.)7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards, and send him/her off to school as if nothing is wrong.(You can get real creative here...especially if you put a dress on your son.)8. Read the dictionary bac

How To Level Up In Fubar...
Recently it seems people have a strong urge to tell me how to level up in Fubar... For everyone's information I am totally aware of how to level up in fubar. 1. You can spend more than your monthly income on happy hours, blasts, bling and other things to level up in fubar. 2. You sit and randomly add, fan, and rate anyone and everyone that you see in the whore bar to level up in fubar. 3. You beg, you trade nudes for blings and rates in fubar. 4. I think you get it by now... So, please, dont give me another useless and unnecessary lesson about fubar level ups, if I really gave a shit about levelling up, I would be levelling up.

How To Start?
Hello everybody! I found FUMAR and I decided to try out this social network because I really like to meet new people all over the world. I'm girl from Poland and my English is not perfect but I still improve it (lazy but ambitious - that's me!). Every new start brings an excitement and fresh energy to do my best. We are in pub, so... Cheers!

How To Fail
just type this to someone as a pick up message: " Hey Cutie,How u doin good lookin???Just popped by to say wats up and let you kno u look amazing.I kno u proable hear that alot and aint the first time you heard that but its the first from me so thats gotta count for something lol Well hit me back if u wanna talk good lookin,i'll catch ya l8ter if u want.Take Care & Stay CuteRod" srsly? I'll try to stay cute for you, Rod. Can't make any promises, but the fact that YOU have decided to message me makes me tingle in my dingle. Not really...but it sure sounded great.

How To Build A Wife
Plastic Surgeon 'Builds a Wife' Updated: Sunday, 01 Nov 2009, 3:27 PM MSTPublished : Sunday, 01 Nov 2009, 3:26 PM MST By MIKE BRODY (MYFOX NATIONAL) - German plastic surgeon Reza Vossough got married with the intent of turning his bride into the ideal wife. Five years later, he says he has created his perfect woman. The Sun reports that Vossough performed eight operations over the past five years on his 33-year-old wife Cany. He made changes to her chest, thighs, eyes and face. Cany, who had her breast size increased from an A cup to an F cup, says she loves her new look. "When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend," she said. Reza is also happy with his creation. "When I first met Cany, she had physical deficiencies, but I could see there was something there," he said. "She had big hips and big thighs, so we made corrections, then did a little bit more. ... It's better than nature could do." Sarah Burge, a 49-year-old British woman, holds the

How To Talk To A D.j.
The Rules On How To Talk To A DJ!!! (A Must Read, You Know Who You Are!!!) Category: Music HOW TO TALK TO A D.J. If you're going to talk to the club D.J., DON'T SAY... 1. "Play something good... something we can dance to!" The D.J. has to play for more than one person, so what you may hate may be another's favorite song and everything played here can be danced to one way or another. 2. "Would you play something with a beat?" Don't be an idiot. We know of no songs played in a club that don't have some sort of a beat. 3. "I don't know who sings it and I don't know the name of the song, but it goes like this... la dee-dah-dee!" Please, don't sing for the D.J. They have to put up with smoke-filled rooms and dangerous decebal levels all night. Do them a favor and don't give them a rendition of your favorite song. 4. "Everybody wants to hear it!" Oh sure, you polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you are requesting the song. Also, do not make a request, then send all

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From the time i can remember i lived breathed slept and ate Military.. It all started with my parents' Dad's being in WWI..My Dad was stationed in the Army during the Korean War,one of His brothers was Army during the Vietnam War..My brother who was a Marine from what i can remember did not see combat (Not Sure If He Did Or Not) but he was still in when the Vietnam War had ended in 1975,my brother had fallen from a 65-70 ft cliff and had died from the accident in 1977 with full military honors. Two of my sisters were AirForce,One Nephew Navy, Three nephews Army and one of those three just left this past wkend for BT. An ex boyfriend and good friend to this day enlisted in the USMC and also my husband did as well.. Both out on Honorable Medical Discharge. Numerous High School friends who had enlisted after we graduated in 1992 and after 911. Sadly like everyone else I have lost a few of them. I also was raised up in a military town and moved to another military town. My son who is in

How To Eat Pussy Like A Champ
Is there anything more erotic, more satisfying, more – mere words fail me – than going down on a woman, giving her head, tasting her, performing oral sex, eating her out, etc.? I think not.What is more the essence of sex than a woman’s vagina? The source of her pleasure, home of the clitoris, center of her sexual universe? Nothing, in my opinion. All roads lead to the vagina, do they not? Look at a lovely woman. On the street, in the mall, at work – anywhere. Her abundant hair, alluring eyes, soft full lips. Follow down the curve of her neck, the swell of her breasts, the strength of her stomach. When you hit the center of her body, right between her beautiful legs, you’ve hit the center of her being.Or start with her delicate feet. Strong enough to carry her for a lifetime, yet supple enough to massage and fondle. Also, by the way, often cold enough to freeze whatever they touch under the blankets! Move your eyes up those shapely calves to the curve of he

How To Handle A Husband **** You Have To Read This ****
How to Handle a Husband A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple" The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America explained the man. We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again.Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the h orse s tumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed arevolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you sho

~**~how To Make A Woman Happy~**~
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother5. a father6. a master 7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpenter10. a plumber 11. a mechanic12. a decorator13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist16. a psychologist17. a pest exterminator18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father23. very clean24. sympathetic25. athletic 26. warm27. attentive 28. gallant29. intelligent30. funny31. creative32. tender33. strong34. understanding35. tolerant 36. prudent37. ambitious38. capable39. courageous 40. determined41. true42. dependable43. passionate44. compassionateWITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping47. be honest48. be very rich49. not stress her out50. not look at other girlsAND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself53. give her lots of spa

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A Web Standards Checklist, How to make a proper websiteA web standards checklistThe term web standards can mean different things to different people. For some, it is 'table-free sites', for others it is 'using valid code'. However, web standards are much broader than that. A site built to web standards should adhere to standards (HTML, XHTML, XML, CSS, XSLT, DOM, MathML, SVG etc) and pursue best practices (valid code, accessible code, semantically correct code, user-friendly URLs etc).In other words, a site built to web standards should ideally be lean, clean, CSS-based, accessible, usable and search engine friendly.About the checklistThis is not an uber-checklist. There are probably many items that could be added. More importantly, it should not be seen as a list of items that must be addressed on every site that you develop. It is simply a guide that can be used:* to show the breadth of web standards* as a handy tool for developers during the production phase of websites* as an aid f

How To Build A Solar Water Heater
Learn how to build a solar water heater and cut down on your overall power usage. You can build a system that heats on demand, or just hook your existing electric hot water system up to a homemade solar panel and some batteries. Click here to read more - DIY Solar Water Heater and How To Build a Solar Water Heater One of the main components of the solar hot water heater is the solar collector. This collector is usually a box like fixture with the water lines running through it. A plate painted black at the bottom of the box would absorb the suns energy and heat up, the box would have a glass cover that would act like the cars windows and intensify and hold the energy inside. A solar hot water heater that is located on the roof. It's basically a large light collector with tubes running over it. Depending on the temperature, water will run through these tubes to get heated up, and circulated back to a large tank or even back to an existing electric boiler. The idea is that the boiler w

How To Recondition Battery
Are you aware that when you learn how to recondition battery, it is also neccessary to learn some basics on how to improve battery and understand the various types of batteries. That way, the entire procedure will be easier to handle. Click here to read more - How To Improve Battery Life and How To Recondition Battery Discover what are the various necessary steps and tips on improving batteries used for cars, portable electronic devices and Wi-Fi applications. This also involves battery such as Nickel-cadmium (Ni-Cd), Nickel-metal hydride (Ni-MH) and Lithium-ion (Li-ion). Nickel-cadmium (Ni-Cd) – About 50% of the weight of this battery is from the cadmium present, which is said to extremely toxic and a possible human carcinogen. This makes recycling of the Ni-Cd batteries a must. Nickel-metal hydride (Ni-MH) – They are considered to be the best in terms of waste prevention as well as cost. They last longer and come in standard sizes to be used a variety of devices. It i

How To Get Your Angel's ~ 250 Hottest Member Rates?
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