Learn to smoke.
Drink bourbon, straight up, no ice.
Hold a conversation about the Republic with a Platonist.
Argue with God. Everyday.
Become disgusted with yourself. And get over it.
Get a Boxer's Fracture, snap your Patella Tendons bilaterally and learn the medical definition of septic.
Come to grips with the fact the wings of the Angel's won't carry you. Neither will the wings of the Devil.
If you use it, cite it - give credit where credit is due.