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u know its funny u think u have friends u think u got ppl there fer u and u find out ur wrong...u end up finally caring about something and in the end it was all wh ycare why not say fuck the world...a question until answered and until showed true friends....the only thing i have to say is fuck u!
But you said it would be fun. For her heart was not on her sleeve. I could not see the cold that she s holds. The room was so warm to me. I look in to her eye to see me. She says be still this wont take long. I dont want this no more in side I cry no more. I tell my self show no fear give no tears. Now Im as cold as she is.
Theres not much to say same thing different day. Come home from working all night, fall alseep, wake up and see whats goin on with all my friends on the LC, eat somethin, go get my babies from school, fix them dinner and help with homework, put them to bed, and go back to work ... IM starting to hate my life... its getting dull and boring.. what could i do to change things? Any suggestions?
There's a really weird smell in my office. I have no idea were it's coming from. I'm pretty sure it's not me. I just hope something hasn't died in here.
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I've found out where the smell in the office is coming from. The guy who sits across from my cycles to work (sick bastard) and he'd left a pair of his socks in his desk draw. Mind you, this is the same bloke who the other day asked me 'what makes a noise like a train?' and then got the arse when I said 'a train'. What was he expecting? Incidently, still at work, still in the office, and typing this in my boxers. A novel experience.
Nobody seems to be very active on here tonight. Everybody must be out getting laid! ROCK!
Some people just don't get it. Pain is what makes you stronger. Its lessons and a blessing. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. So I enjoy that pain, it makes me stronger. And there comes a time when shit twists your brain, and you learn to enjoy the pain, maybe not the emotional side, but the physical side. It becomes the thing that drives you just a lil harder. Anger and agony are better then misery. Grow from it. Alter your perception. When you meet a sub, while yes she will love to pleasure her master to please him, sometimes she craves the violence and the darkness. Even more so when she's had more then a few and needs the pain to remind her she's still alive and not totally disconnected. You'll thank me later when you understand. No matter what everyone gets to this point. Just a matter if you control it, or it controls you.
hum how do i do this still lost no end in site haveing the worst time doing enything good dont know how to get back on trak
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If your walls could speak, Would they talk about us And the things that we’ve done, As silent they stood witness? Would they tell of how You anxiously turned me to face them, Impatiently shoving me against them, As soon as I stepped through your door… Your left hand holding my neck firmly, The right dropping my defenses to my ankles, Fingers exploring realms, Soaking in delight? Would they express how you made me squirm, And burn with an uncontrollable desire; How I moaned for you to go deep inside, My swelling lips begging to be hushed? Would they disclose how you forced me to the floor, Down on all fours, While I whimpered and writhed, Like a dog, begging for more? And tell how I pleaded with you, To drive in from behind, As they watched without a sound, Us imitating two animals in a mating ritual? Would they voice how you raised me from the ground, Thighs straddling your waist, As you slipped inside, legs wrapped around, For a ride to your bedroom, Leaving them t
alright so no one pays mucch attention to these....its become my own little outlet lol mostly because its my views no one comments no one reads this its my world basically...which brings me to this....its kind of funny we all love in one world of course lol (for all you dimwits who do read this and dont get the idea of metaphor...seriously get a clue) but in reality we all live in our own little worlds....some people got the rainbows and candy cane happyness which i know myself i could never live in...that would make me wanna kill msyelf alone :)....then the darker side of you morons that take it to far i hope you take a long walk off a short bridge....but then the people like me....where there world is chaos....the thoughts that run change minute by minute day by day....where a world is mostly in darkness except the flickering of flames covering the lets talk about what happens when that world gets entered by someone who shouldnt be there....where with her co
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Human Beings And Fish
The Human Saga
Classic......... Timeless......... Familiar.......You know the story by Heart......You love the hero, you hate that villain, You know the story by heart, and maybe you've even memorized the script. Why do films appeal to us so much? Haven't we seen the same common themes time and time again? Maybe it's because they tell a story that has been written on our hearts .... tales of a conflict that expands beyond a few actors on a screen.. They tell of a story of a battle for you! Are you equipped and are you ready? Your role in this story is bigger than you might realize. The Battle for your soul and for your place in the Kingdom. Eph 6:10-16
Human Rights Petition
Hi Friends This is a serious Note for you all.. I have created a Online Petition to be sent to British Prime Minister Tony Blair at the time all signatures have been recieved. After all these many years the Human Rights of Irish Republican Prisioners are still being denied. There are still men and women who are going on hungerstrikes for simple requests like..Education and the right to visits from family and not to be beaten. Although this site is a place to let your hair is also a place where I have met some great people who have strong beliefs and care about others. It is another avenue to find signers for this important petition with a commendable purpose. Please click on the URL to go to the petition and read it for yourself..then feel free to sign... With Much Thanks, Marcie..AKA/Absinthe
The Human Animal
"And those men who are inventers and interpreters of nature to man differ from boasters and disclaimers about the works of others just as true objects differ from their reflectjons in the mirror. For the first are somthing in themselves and the others nothing--persons little indebted to nature,since it is only by accident that they are clothed,and except for this I might class them with the herds of beasts" Leonardo Da'Vinci
The Human Drama And The Guilty Pleasures That Allow Me To Escape It
Woohoo! It's football Sunday! For anyone who knows me, I dedicate way too much of my time to following the NFL. Is it bad that sometimes I'd like to bypass the weekend just to get to the games on Sunday? So this week the Eagles play the Cowboys and I feel pretty good about the birds' chances. The sad truth is that whether they win or lose totally effects the way I feel for the rest of the week. A win will solidify my upbeat morale and a loss sends me into a downward spiral. I'm going to head to WOW Wingery and Cafe for the obligatory buffalo wings and my date with destiny. Last night I got to fooling around with power point on my computer. I'd never tried it before and I've realized pretty quickly that it's a nifty little program and will be utilized plenty in my classroom. For this generation of children, you put anything up on a television screen and the attention I'm so desperate to attain from them is locked on my contents immediately. I'm getting giddy just thinking about how eff
Human Dramas Put Face On G.i. Bill
As author Edward Humes opens "Over Here," about one of the most remarkable social-engineering efforts in U.S. history, Allan Howerton is trying to find his place in American society after fighting the Nazis during World War II. Howerton, who had been hustling fast-food hamburgers in Rahway, N.J., before being sent to Europe, feels the crush of veterans returning to the United States by the hundreds of thousands. Rather than allow the hordes of returning veterans to crush his spirit, Howerton decided to enroll in college, to earn a degree while sorting out his employment options. As he exits a crowded, creaky trolley car in an unfamiliar city, Howerton sees a sign confirming he has reached his destination. "University of Denver," the sign reads. Howerton enrolls for freshman classes. The G.I. Bill that helped World War II veterans readjust to civilian life after 1945 is one of the rare laws "everybody knows about." But Humes' expansive account of how the G.I. Bill changed American
The Human Spirit
I saw the human spirit today. I love it when it happens, its usually out of the blue when it happens. I like to think thats because it is so common. But we both know it isnt anymore. But still, it is something I like to see. I was in a Dunkin Donuts for my morning ritual. Large coffee with a little cream and one Splenda. There was a woman in the front of the line, I guess she got a coffee and a coffee roll. Well she didnt have enough money (for whatever reason I cant presume) but she didnt have enough. The Wilmington policeman behind her gave the cashier a nod and that was it. No big ordeal. She thanked the cashier, and that should have been it right? Nope. The cashier told her it was the man behind her that picked up the rest. Now the cashier could have taken the credit and been her hero for the day, but he didnt. And what was best of all, no one made it a big deal. No one tried to look down thier nose at her, or make her feel less than. And that is what I am talking about! That is
Human Emotions
Love has been sought after for the last 2000 years because, we finally got a clue to what it is, in the last 8 to 10 percent (or so) of our existence on the planet earth. Love has no expectations, it can't be forced on or made to work. It comes from the realization that there is something more important than what YOU want and what You desire. When you can sacrifice everything you own, every penny you earn, even your own life with No expectations of repayment, no trade, no gain for you at all, with complete and total acceptance of your sacrifice, will you then begin to understand the peacefulness, the happiness and the most intelligent and "deep" emotion we humans are finally beginning to "feel" as we come closer to "togetherness". Believe me or not what I say is Real(love) and one day we will all know the truth.
The Human Touch
Tis the human touch in this world that counts, The touch of your hand and mine. Which means far more to the fainting heart Than shelter, bread and wine. For shelter is gone when the night is over, And bread lasts only a day. But the touch of the hand, And the sound of the voice, Sings in the soul always.
Human Design
hope you are sitting comfortably but this is the stuff that it says so all in all I am pretty mental. This is my rave sheet Type: Generator - In Human Design, the most prevalent Type (70% of humanity) is Generator. When the Sacral Center is defined in a chart the person is a Generator. Profile 2/4 Which means I am a hermit opportunist Definition: Split Definition which means In Human Design BodyGraph mechanics there are four kinds of possible definitions. Split definitions are common. There are two separate unconnected definitions in their BodyGraph configuration. The most important advice for splits is the value of a public place where they can be private. Splits always seek bridges to give them a sense of wholeness, yet these bridges can also become controlling agents. The public aura allows splits to enjoy the value of bridges without being directly conditioned by them. Inner Authority: Sacral which means A Generator with an undefined Solar Plexus (approx. 35% of hum
The Human Mythology Of For And Against - An Extraordinary Thought
Flying Lesson #9 One must choose to stand for or against someone or something until one chooses to stand for all good. Anytime that you stand against anything or anyone, you are releasing toxins into your body that can harm you, therefore, do not stand against the darkness as if to fear it, instead, stand for the light as if to dance within it... and then you can fly. You can fly. I know you can. L.T. The Human Mythology of For and Against The art of medicine consist of amusing the patient while nature takes care of the disease. Voltaire I have discovered a great and fascinating illusion common in ordinary thought that the page and I have hashed out at length over the years. It is rooted deeply in the ego and is ever so seductive. It grabs hold and takes us away before we even understand what hit us. To our disadvantage, it is also an emotionally, physically, mentally, and spiritually crippling thought form. And it is time to let it
Human Meat (poem)
Willingly he did come to me A sacrifice, victuals he would be In this house, condemned to stay I cut him, took his phallus away Watched as he slowly bled to death Oh, I anticipated that final breath For his body to go limp, so weak I hung him by a hook like meat Licked the skin, so sweet the taste Not even an ounce would I waste Piece by piece hacked him apart Bloody hands ripped out his heart His flesh I did so very much crave Bones were buried in a shallow grave In the backyard, never to be found The stench of death is still around I felt no regret, no, not in the least For one year, upon him I did feast Based on stories I have read about German cannibal Armin Meiwes A big thank you to Per "Ossi" Mikkelsen for telling me the story about Meiwes :)
october is national breast cancer awareness month. so, if you're having trouble examining your own breasts, i'd totally be willing to help you out with that. i'm like, a giver, 'n stuff, and am really into community service. doing things like this really make me feel good about myself. and in all seriousness, i didn't go through 10 years of imaginary medical school for nothing.
Human Interest Story For All..
Readers may be interested to know that these wreaths -- some >5,000 -- are donated To ARLINGTON FEDERAL CEMETERY by the Worcester Wreath Co. of Harrington, Maine. The >owner, MERRILL WORCESTER, not only provides the wreaths, but covers the >trucking expense as well. He's done this since 1992. A wonderful guy. Also, >most years, groups of Maine school kids combine an educational trip to DC >with this event to help out. Making this even more remarkable is the fact >that Harrington is in one the POOREST parts of the state. > Please share this with everyone on your address list. You hear >too much about the bad things people do. Everyone should hear about this...
Human Chalkboard Punishments
Human Chalkboard Punishments This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment for him/her. I will not bathe my master after he bathes himself in the mud puddle. I will not drag my master from the interesting sniffing spots. I will not complain "My arm is tired" after only throwing the ball 20 times. I will not confuse my master by throwing snowballs for him to fetch. I will not ask my master to play fetch with a boomerang. I will drop whatever I'm doing and take my master out as soon as he asks me to. I will get rid of those cats. I will not tell my master to hurry up already when he's looking for just the right spot to take care of business. I will make ice cream often and let my master lick the blades (rather than having to steal a lick or two). I will never eat until my master has tasted what I have and approved it for me.
Humans Are The Greatest Invention Ever!
As you already know, The abilities of the human race is magnificent in everyway! Of course you understand, all types of life on this planet is amazing. How I would love to know the truth about why the earth was set up this way. Everything we do in this life, raising a family, working, is for a purpose. I truly beleive,( when I observe this planet and the life on it) There was some type of game plan for everything to flow. Somehow the very early human history is LOST! No one really know why humans and other life is here. This is the deep feeling of, why think about it. You will never know at this time 2012. So......We humans just make a life for us, dealing with the obstactles and tools that we have to make life better for us. Better in what way? Who knows. Humans live day to day in a sense. We really don't know what can happen in the future.. This is another reason why we make dates for years to come. We cannot live and be afraid of tomorrow. Let's try to have fun in everything we do.
Human Breathe..... let it in. no need to feel Fear any longer. It's all been done- all been said. no one can touch you. you Know who you are now. where you come from- Within. Without. Everywhere. you always existed. Time has no hold. no power- she is an illusion. nothing is linear.... you are your own destiny. Music Video Codes | Nashville Lofts | For Sale By Owner
Human Existence Simplified
Just a list of Q & A's for those of you with questions about life... q. Why am I here? a. Because I haven't gotten around to putting you out of your misery yet...take a number. q. What is my purpose here? a. To serve me, now get back to work you slacker! I'm not paying you to think! q. What is the meaning of life? a. Weren't you listening? Get back to work! q. Hmrmr mrrumph pfffft hrrmpt mrrrrrrrrrmu ....? a. There! I finally got around to you! -Robert
Humanity T.K TURNER sometimes i make mistakes and sometimes i do thing's very well. but i'm the same person no matter what i do. i will continue to make some mistakes throughout my life because i'm not perfect. i also have the ability to learn. i can work on my mistakes and what is necessary to change them. i can strive to do better. i regret some thing's i've done. i don't like some of the thing's that have happened. but i can handle situations better if i keep calm and clearheaded. and to remember that i can't control everything but i can make a choice. i am not responsible for what other people think feel do or feel. i want to my best to help other's but their behavior is in their control. they decide what they do. i do what i do because i can only act in the light of my own experience my own learning and attitudes.... i make mistakes but it doesn't mean i am bad or wrong... i am a human being who has the ability to learn from my mistakes what people think or do cannot make m
Human Beings Are Disgusting
So... you're entering a shoe store and someone comes to greet you. You: a. Stop and listen to the greeting. b. Walk right by them. c. Say, "Uh huh", walk by, then get mad when you don't understand the sales later. You happen to be chewing gum and you don't want it anymore. You: a. Spit it in the garbage can. b. Spit it on the floor. c. Stick it to one of the shelves. There's a shoebox on the top shelf you cannot reach. You: a. Ask someone who works there to get it for you. b. Jump up and down and try to grab it. c. Move a seat over and climb on it to get it down. You're trying on shoes and there's a garbage can to your left. You're pulling out the shoe stuffing and: a. Throw it in the garbage can. b. Throw it on the floor to your right. c. Jam it back on top of the shoes scarring the leather with the plastic pieces because obviously no one else would ever want this shoe. You have a box of shoes you don't want. You: a. Hand it to someone who works there to
Human Torched
I'm leaving tonight, please don't follow my lead. Just try try to follow this: Go fuck yourself. I don't deserve you or this, I know I need At least a little of anything else. Cuz something else is out there waiting for me, But like they died, my eyes are blind and I can't see. You yearn to burn before your mourners, scorched, A joke, I'll smoke you, roll you and toke you. Now you're torched. Beneath those black smoke clouds, are you happy now? Because now your ass is ashes, you've been torched. You left last night, it's hard not to follow you, You blazed an exit, unescapable. A parade of your failures, all made brand new, You turned your car keys, and turned the tables. Horrible carbon monoxide suicide, You saw fireworks like on the Fourth of July. In your car, God only knows what target You were aiming for, but I maintain that you missed it. Now your memory's ashes, as if you'd been torched. You snuffed yourself out, just like a fucking Human Torched.
Human Body
You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for as long as you live. How you take care of it or fail to take care of it can make an enormous difference in the quality of your life. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time, informal school called Life. Each day, you will be presented with opportunities to learn what you need to know. The lessons presented are often completely different from those you think you need. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error and experimentation. You can learn as much from failure as you can from success. Maybe more. A lesson is repeated until it is learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it (as evidenced by a change in your attitude and ultimately your behavior) then you can go on to the next lesson. Learning lessons does not end. There is no stage of life that does not contain some lesson
Human League-don't You Want Me
you can tell I partied in the 70's/80's
A Humanist Code Of Ethics
When you live your life with an appreciation of coincidences and their meanings, you connect with the underlying field of infinite possibilities~~ A Humanist Code of Ethics: Do no harm to the earth, she is your mother. Being is more important than having. Never promote yourself at another's expense. Hold life sacred; treat it with reverence. Allow each person the digity of his or her labor. Open your home to the wayfarer. Be ready to receive your deepest dreams; sometimes they are the speech of unblighted conscience. Always make restitutions to the ones you have harmed. Never think less of yourself than you are. Never think that you are more than another.
Human-nature By Kuba
Human-Nature by Kuba Night falls. The blue velvet of the sky becomes pierced by the light of the past, They flicker a whisper of the ancient ways. Horizons interrupted by the crown of forest call out softly With the caress of a breeze. The moon ignites silver on water. Cries of life unbound reach up to the heavens And the earth breathes the essence of creation. All is one. Man and beast face the end together unto the breaking of the sun. Perpetual darkness A blood red glow usurps the stars from the sky, Whispers are drowned out by the groan of industry. Cold steel impales the horizon, Jutting out of strangled earth. The moon is dead. Cries are heard no more, Lifes absence is a silent scream born from one last breath. One is all. We are alone unto the breaking of the world. What path is that of destiny? 2006 ~HeWhoWalksWithTigers
Human Studies
Aight time for a lil somethin diffrent in this blog this time. I'm not gonna talk about myself. I'm just gonna do a human study and see if i can figure out the way the human mind works, and in doing so maybe help someone else out that mite wonder the same things... Why is it that some humans can never admit when they are in the wrong? Does it really make the person feel that if they push the blame on someone else that they won't have to look in the mirror at themselves everyday anyway? WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE! If you in the wrong admit you are in the wrong and move the fuck on. work on yourself, correct the things that YOU are doing wrong, and get your damn priorities str8. And why when somethin is said that is true but you just don't wanna hear it do you turn around and tell the very person the cruelest most untrue things? Does it make you feel better after you have hurt the very person that has done so much for you? To just disregard everything that person has ever done just because
Human Perfection
Human perfection means FREEDOM. And there is no freedom without detachment--detachment from all that is not God. Detachment is NOT a flight from the world, nor a disinclination to creatures, nor a safe non-committalism. It is, rather, a DARING, solicitous, WARM-hearted, UN-selfish LOVE OF EVERYTHING. Detachment does not mean that you love nothing but God; it means that you love ALL IN GOD--the manifold in the ONE. It does not mean that you learn to love creatures less and less,, it means that you learn to love them more and more--but self-LessLy, as part of your VAST, undivided love of God. GOD BLESS ALL GOD'S CREATURES ON THIS DAY! PLEASE; GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!! Brightest Blessings,
Humans And Their Pettiness
As humans fill up their lives with unnecessary anger on a daily basis, life goes on. Many times we go through things without fully understanding what is really going on, but unfortunately, never tries to understand. In fact, many times we assume what is going to be what we think it is, when we are usually incorrect. Take the time to open your eyes, put yourself in the place of the other, and often you shall see a different story. For those that are too bull headed and insist on being stubborn, be it. As to stress over such minor things that are usually misunderstood is simply foolish, and a waste of time. In the long run, more damage than good would come from it all.
The Human Race Is Doomed Because Of Stupidity
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?? On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion). On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought????...) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save me more time On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep A
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Human Behavior
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?" "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked. "Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.." The man gest
Humans Interesting Facts
This is weird but true! While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot. (go ahead no one will see you) While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. * When filming summer scenes in winter, actors suck on ice cubes just before the camera rolls - it cools their mouths so their breath doesn't condense in the cold air. Humans were first infected with the HIV virus in the 1930s. Thinking about your muscles can make you stronger. If left alone, 70% of birthmarks gradually fade away. Grapefruit scent will make middle aged women appear six years younger to men. The perception is not reciprocal and the grapefruit scent on men has no effect on women's perception. Women blink twice as many times as men do. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening. Layers of cartilage in the joints gets compressed during the
Human Or Replicant?
I was watching "Blade Runner" tonight. If you've never seen the movie before, I highly recommend it to anyone who actually has the ability to think beyond the box and see different meanings in different things and concepts. It's not for most people with a typical thinking process where they just want non-stop action or a basic storyline or plot. It's for people who like to think about things and then debate on what certain things or events that transpire mean to them. At the end of the movie, I cried harder then I've ever cried in such a long time.... I dont know if my recent state of mind caused this or if it's the recent events that have been haunting me that caused it, but the movie was a real eye opener for me Emotionally Mentally and Physically. It left me with 2 questons, One is obviously the movies intent, the other is from a quote in the movie itself.... What make a human being? What really does make a human... human? Is it our skin and bones that shape our body
Human Children
Man is but a newborn in the line of time and how long would you like to hear the unintelligible screams of an infant. The Galactic Community may have us sitting in the far corner until we grow up and behave.
Human Papillomavirus Vaccine
If you can prevent your daughters from developing one of the leading cancer killer of women, would you? Some states are adding the HPV vaccine as a required inoculation for girls before entering the 6th grade. This has outrages many communities and religious groups. California, for example, is in the process of passing a bill to mandate it for girls entering the 6th grade. Why is it so controversial? HPV is a sexually transmitted virus. Parents, abstinence advocates and religious groups argue that the vaccine will cause a false sense of security for young girls into becoming sexually active. Facts about HPV... The Human Papillomavirus is the leading cause of Cervical Cancer. 80% of women will come in contact with a strain of this virus before the age of 50. 10,000 new infections are documented in the US, of those 3,700 are in the precancerous state. HPV usually is undetected and clears up on its own. In some cases women may develop either genital warts or cervical cance
Human Rights
America did not invent human rights. In a real sense, it is the other way around. Human rights invented America.
Humans For Sale!!
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Human Nature
Whoever wants to be a judge of human nature should study people's excuses. - Hebbel
Humanity Where has the compassion gone? Where is your humanity now? What has happend to You? Where is your charity for you brother or sister who walks the street hungry and cold with no place to go? Does your heart not feel the pain? Not a tear you not feel shame? Is it not your problem, that men walk Skid Row with no place to go? Fill your bellies, sleep in your warm beds let not your heart be troubled. Ignore what is going on around you. Lie to yourself if it makes you feel better. But ask yourself...where has your Humanity for your brothers gone?
Your Type is ENFP Extroverted Intuitive Feeling Perceiving Strength of the preferences % 44 50 50 33 ENFP type description by D.Keirsey ENFP type description by J. Butt and M.M. Heiss Qualitative analysis of your type formula You are:moderately expressed extrovert moderately expressed intuitive personality moderately expressed feeling personality moderately expressed perceiving personality The following comes partially from the archetype, but mostly from my own dealings with ENFPs.] General: ENFPs are both "idea"-people and "people"-people, who see everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole. They want to both help (at least, their own definition of "help") and be liked and admired by other people, on bo th an individual and a humanitarian level. They are interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another. Social/Personal Relationships: ENFPs have a great deal of zany charm, which c
Human Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that can be found today being sold in stores nationwide: 1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (But..., that's the only time I have to work on my hair) 2. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how. . . ?) 3. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion) 4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops, too late!) 5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Hmm . . . .) 6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save even more time?) 7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to redu
Human Sin
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Human Experience
A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed.All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward,holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength.Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings,
Human Design
human design i love the touch of your skin. feeling you from being deep down in. being inside you is bliss. your nails running across my back. not knowing how to act. looking into your eyes being as close to you as human design. kissing you good bye and wondering why.
Human Skin...or Just Canvas
TATTOOING : AN EXPRESSION OF ART OR SIMPLY A MENACE...? History of tattooing Well , tattooing is an age old custom. The art of decorating the body with tattoos dates back as early as the Ice Age. Tattooing is an integral part of the Tahitan culture and has been practiced since 1500 BC. The western word tattoo is taken from the Tahiti word "tatau" meaning open wound! A tattoo represent a girl's sexual maturity, tribe rank and other social symbols. Tahiti woman would traditionally tattoo their loins and buttocks deep blue, taken up ... by some of the HMS Bounty Mutineers during their wild extended stay on the islands. Missionaries tried to stamp out this sinful celebration of the flesh, but it has recently enjoyed a renaissance on home turf. The tradition was kept alive in Samoa, and revived in the 1980's in its old form in Tahiti along with other ancient "supressed" arts like firewalking, chanting and dance. Although the use of tattoos among indigenous peoples is w
Human Nature...machiavellianism
Human Nature... ... is described in a different way by each of the hundreds of religions, by the many philosophical schools, by psychologists, by psychiatrists, by sociologists, by economists, by political scientists, by marketing experts, by the thousands of guests on the hundreds of talk shows, and by the authors of thousands of self-help books. If one of these descriptions of human nature is the most accurate, then the other descriptions are, at least in part, wrong. Because no single description is embraced by a majority of people, we can safely say that most people base their lives on a flawed description of themselves and their world. And, as we all know, most people confidently assert that their beliefs are the really real, truly true ones, and that other people are foolish and mistaken. Every philosophy insists that its principles are the only correct ones and every religion asserts that its regional deity is the best or only one. This cacophony of beliefs is one of humanity
Human Ii (don't Turn Your Back On Me) By Boyz Ii Men
To Kally. This is my apology You are my joy. Don't turn away from me. I love you with all my heart. I'm sorry if I hurt you. Chorus: I know I make mistakes I am what I am I'm only a man So don't take my joy away Don't turn your back on me I know this was my fault but How much should it cost To make things right Do I have to pay for life We all fall short sometimes And I'm guilty of that crime But I just wanna make you see That you can still believe in me Chorus: I know I make mistakes I am what I am I'm only a man So don't take my joy away Don't turn your back on me Speak to me let me know how you feel If you feel like you can hold on and be strong I will never leave you lonely I cry sometimes 'cause I make you cry And that ain't right I won't make the same mistake twice Baby please forgive me Bridge: Now I can't erase the wrong I've done But I hope you can give me another chance 'Cause if you were me yo
theres bird shit on my car. theres not even a tree by my car. what was it a drive by shitting? i should borrow Aprils bb gun and pull a Pacino. if you know what i mean great...if suck. or something completely more eloquent. im wearing shorts. in March. this makes me not happy and simply shows me this summers heat will be yet again completely stifling and perhaps unbearable. i need a good dose of random. Meems has informed me she hates old people riding bicycles because if they fall down you cant help but laugh. "sure its mean but amusing and they look funny" - direct quote from the mind of a 9 year old. most definitely my child. cheetos are the bane of my existence. if i see them i must eat them. on the upside i dont wind up harpoonable. good sauce. there really should be something more intellectually stimulating in here...or at least mildly interesting...however i just returned from the market...on a saturday...where girl scouts were selling their satani
The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods....... On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) ========================== On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts" (talk about a news flash) =========================== On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) ========================== On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) ======================= On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) ==================================== On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Deta
Human Mileage
A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 >>miles a year. >> >> >>Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 >>gallons of beer a year. >> >>That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon
The Human Body
You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for as long as you live. How you take care of it or fail to take care of it can make an enormous difference in the quality of your life. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time, informal school called Life. Each day, you will be presented with opportunities to learn what you need to know. The lessons presented are often completely different from those you think you need. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error and experimentation. You can learn as much from failure as you can from success. Maybe more. A lesson is repeated until it is learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it (as evidenced by a change in your attitude and ultimately your behavior) then you can go on to the next lesson. Learning lessons does not end. There is no stage of life that does not contain some lessons. As long
Human Being In Pursuit Of Destruction
"Mrs. Landisis 6th grade class. I sat in the third row next to Theresa Hayes. And it was there that I first discovered alienation and baron path. The taunting and the badgering by the other kids made me realize the depths of human evil and the dark underbelly of human society. I'd close my eyes and pretend I was someone different. That I wasn't a misfit. You can't erase the dream, you can only wake me up. I didn't care. I never obeyed the rules. Because even back then I realized the nothing... Nothing in nature behaves so consistently and rigidly as a human being in pursuit of destruction.
Humanity Versus Animal Instinct
Is one animal or human based on the decisions we make? My past psychology class has taught me a lot about the human brain. It is the driving force of hunger, pain, sexual desire, emotions, and logic. Animals rely on instinct to survive. Humans can choose to ignore instinct in order to survive. If anyone has read the book "Dune" by Frank Herbert, you know that Paul Atredies was tested to see if he was human or animal. The Reverend mother placed his hand in a box and induced extreme pain. The animal instinct was to remove his hand from the box. He knew if he removed his hand, he would die and therefore be called an animal. Humans have the power to control instincts if they wish. The most difficult instinct to overcome is sexual desire. We all know sex makes us feel good, but why do we have these feelings? It's to breed. We don't breed with every person that walks down the street that we know is in heat. We choose who we want to share sex. Of course I'm not talking a
The Human Orchestra~dayum He Good!!
Kenny Muhammad - The Human Orchestra I just love this sort of entertainment/talent~!~ Seriously, watch the entire vid clip!
The Human Tourist
Are we all just human tourist's, going though life site seeing? A vary few really do anything in life worth putting in the History book's. maybe that is why more people are going out in such a dramatic style, as there are more, and more. every day some ware on this earth, someone is trying to say, "see me ,see me. media attention is more prevalent then ever,with instant news in your car ,home,and cell phone,and of cores work.just 20 years ago we did not have media as soon as it happens.the funny thing is there is news that happens every day that is never talked about,with no media coverage at all. ware is this blog going?
Human Resources Manager
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beau
Humane Society - Walk For Animals
Sponsor Me - Emma (my kitty) heard about the suffering of her fellow animals and has convinced me by staring at me with her piercing green eyes and incessant meowing to walk on her behalf. She became so distraught by her fellow brother and sister orphans plight that she has curled up into the fetal position and refused me the joy of petting her, my lap has grown so... so cold. PLEASE HELP! I will be participating in the newly merged humane society's 2007 Walk for Animals. With five Twin Cities locations, they care for more than 35,000 unwanted, abused and neglected animals each year. Please support me with a donation by selecting the " Support Me" button above the thermometer or "Make a Gift" below the themometer. Our efforts will help make a big difference! I have adopted 3 cats form the Humane Society and can't thank them enough for what they do for these animals and the joy that they bring peopl
the things in life that is most precious is life itself. that which is more joyous in life is the happiness of luv. the joy of a new born is most appreciate then dying. through the night skies you see the eyes of the watcher that watches over all that which lives on. the world is like a heart and we are the blood cells that keeps the world going round
The Human Footprint
On Englands Channel 4, theres going to be a documentary called Human Footprint, which, basically, will break every aspect of your life into a statistic. Here are some of the numbers they calculated: On average, you have 2,475,576,000 seconds on Earth. (In years, that makes you 78-and-a-half years old.) As a baby you used 3,796 diapers. Youll cry 15 gallons worth of tears. Youll have relations 4,200 times. (Thats an average of around 80 times every year from age 18 through 70. That works out to a little better than once a week. . . which seems really low if you include touchy-selfy.) Youll eat 10,866 carrots and 10,354 chocolate bars. Youll know 10 people who commit suicide, nine who die in car accidents and one who dies in a fire. If youre a smoker, youll smoke 77,000 cigarettes. (!!!) Youll produce foul gaseous emissions an average of 15 times a day. Youll say 123,206,750 words, or about 4,200 words every day. Youll produce 39 gallons of v
The Human Brain Forgets Ninety Percent Of What Goes On.
There were two women who shared a house and raised their daughters, two toddlers, together. Then one of the women got transferred to another city and moved with her daughter. Ten years later, they had a reunion. The mothers asked their kids what they remembered about living together. Did they remember all the books? No. Did they remember a mom in the kitchen every morning, fixing eggs and toast? No. What they remembered was playing in the pink bathtub for hours, pulling the pink shower curtain shut for privacy. And the morning the mothers sneaked in, turned off the lights, threw plastic cups and spoons over the curtain and cried, "It's raining spoons!" They laughed and laughed. We are lucky in this life--our minds think laughter is what's worth remembering.
* 12 Human Senses *
********************************************************************************************* * Senses * ********************************************************************************************* (12 Human Senses) ********************************************************************************************* Senses are the scalar-wave apparatus, and their seemingly manifest parts, that allow the personal morphogenetic field to synthesize and translate frequency from the dimensional bands of the Unified Field, into coherent perceptual and experiential qualities that give embodied consciousness a translation of its relationship to other forms of consciousness within the Unified Field. Senses or the apparatus which give us the Ability to Sense - are scalar wave arrangements inherent to our forms that translate energy signatures from the Unified Field into usable data of relationships. The Senses are simply energy constructs within the human morphogenetic field,
**human Animal Roleplay A.k.a. Pet Play **
Human animal roleplay a.k.a. Pet Play Are you into pet play? and what animal are you? Human animal roleplay (also called petplay, ponyplay, ponyism or pup-play) is a form of erotic sexual role-play where one or more of the participants takes on the role of a real or imaginary animal in character, including appropriate mannerisms and behavior, and sometimes a partner will act as another animal, or in a sexual context may take the role of rider, trainer or caretaker (or sometimes breeding partner). The principal theme of human-animal roleplay is usually the voluntary or involuntary reduction (or transformation) of a human being to animal status, and focus on the altered mind-space created. The most common examples are probably canids (pup, dog, wolf), felines (cat, kitten, lion) or equines (pony, horse). Human-animal roleplay is also used in a BDSM context, where one person may be a 'slave', treated or used as an animal by their Mistress/Master. A human pony is known as
Human Stupidity?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (as opposed to "special" soap???) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot
~human Torched~
Human Torched I'm leaving tonight, please don't follow my lead. Just try try to follow this: Go fuck yourself. I don't deserve you or this, I know I need At least a little of anything else. Cuz something else is out there waiting for me, But like they died, my eyes are blind and I can't see. You yearn to burn before your mourners, scorched, A joke, I'll smoke you, roll you and toke you. Now you're torched. Beneath those black smoke clouds, are you happy now? Because now your ass is ashes, you've been torched. You left last night, it's hard not to follow you, You blazed an exit, unescapable. A parade of your failures, all made brand new, You turned your car keys, and turned the tables. Horrible carbon monoxide suicide, You saw fireworks like on the Fourth of July. In your car, God only knows what target You were aiming for, but I maintain that you missed it. Now your memory's ashes, as if you'd been torched. You snuffed yourself out, ju
Human Age Game
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Human Rights Campaign
When you've been fighting discrimination for as long as I have, you develop a fairly thick skin. But I'll admit, the first time I saw this video, I got chills. It was produced for Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour benefiting HRC, and it's now showing at concerts across the country. Please watch the video, and share it with everyone you know. This stirring video has the power to motivate THOUSANDS MORE people to take action for the Matthew Shepard Act. And that's exactly what we need to do. As I write this, angry radical right-wing leaders are using scare tactics to fire up their base against the Matthew Shepard Act. They're saying it could "send pastors to prison for simply reading a part of the Bible." It's absurd. (I may be pagan, but I do not judge others). Even worse: despite our House victory, we're hearing from Senate staffers that opponents of the Matthew Shepard Act are still beating us five to one in emails, calls, and letters. Five to one. With the vote ap
~~human Nature Stories Still Move Us~~
In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whoever would listen that I was
Human Suffering
Where is the source of human grief, lamentation, pain and agony? Is it not to be found in teh fact that people are generally desirous. They cling obstinately to lives of wealth and honor, comfort and pleasure, excitement ad self indulgence, ignorant of the fact taht the desire for these very things is the source of human suffering. From its beginning, the world has been filled with a succession of calamities, over and above the unavoidable facts of illness, old age and death. But if one carefully considers all teh facts, one must be convinced that at teh basis of all suffereing lies the principle of craving desire. If avarice can be removed, human suffering will com to an end. Ignorance is manifested in greed that fills the human mind. It comes from the fact taht men are unaware of teh true reason for the succession of things. From ignorance and greed there spring impure desires for things that are, in fact, unobtainable, but for which men restlessly and blindly search. Because
Human Relations
People. God knows I love them (do not fear the sarcasm). Actually, I can't say I hate very many people specifically; so few seem real enough to deserve that level of attention. Certainly, though, there are some few good people out there, somewhere. It's just that, here, in my tiny little facet of this spinning pile, it's so rare to really feel anything from anyone. Connections are difficult. There's an irritation in being among people who've already found their connection, and finding that those who haven't, are just as undesirable as the void they would be replacing. The numbing mind-ream of knowing you're alone not because people wont' accept you,but because you find so little worth in accepting. An imposed solitude is better than simply tolerating your company in waiting for something or someone better. So lonliness is not such a terrible thing when you consider that the alternative to thought provoking solace, is to be surrounded only by reminders of why that solitude is prefferabl
The Human Body
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds . -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. -At
Human Nature
Human nature An excuse for people to be dicks to each other. An invalid argument usually used against Anarchy and Communism. The impulse to survive. If the best way to survive in a given society is to compete and gather more wealth than the next guy, humans in that society will strive to compete. Likewise, if survival requires cooperation, then the human will strive for cooperation. The one reason there will never be world peace. Human nature accounts for the flaws in this and every other society that has ever existed before us and will ever exist long after we have departed this world. Is it by human nature that we become self centered, stereotypical,or find a grudge to milk it for everything it is worth... Human nature can be regulated to a point just like everything else. The manner of upbringing and moral support has a lot in the regulation of human nature.
It's amazing how stupid, close-minded people are. To put it short, just live your life the way you feel you need to live it, if someone disagrees with you, but you're certain that your way is valid and correct, then keep going, don't feel intimidated or inferior. Everyone has their own opinion about things and you usually can't change them unless they have a mind-blowing experience that changes it for them. That's the only way.
Human Sacrifice, Bible Oddity
Human Sacrifice Does anyone else think this is a little... odd? And Israel sent messengers unto Sihon king of the Amorites, the king of Heshbon; and Israel said unto him, Let us pass, we pray thee, through thy land into my place. Jdg 11:20 But Sihon trusted not Israel to pass through his coast: but Sihon gathered all his people together, and pitched in Jahaz, and fought against Israel. Jdg 11:21 And the LORD God of Israel delivered Sihon and all his people into the hand of Israel, and they smote them: so Israel possessed all the land of the Amorites, the inhabitants of that country. Jdg 11:22 And they possessed all the coasts of the Amorites, from Arnon even unto Jabbok, and from the wilderness even unto Jordan. Jdg 11:23 So now the LORD God of Israel hath dispossessed the Amorites from before his people Israel, and shouldest thou possess it? Jdg 11:24 Wilt not thou possess that which Chemosh thy god giveth thee to possess? So whomsoever t
Humanity Healing
Humanity Healing
Human Catapult
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Humanity by Vincent Lincoln What does it mean to be human and a man? Is it just to live a life and die? Is being human just a simple matter of being born of flesh and blood? Or is it instead a way of thinking of our actions and the consequences this so call life can imposes on me? Is it of feelings and emotions and love? Is leaving no mark or record of my existence at the end of my time a cardinal sin? I once heard a saying that God loves, men kill. If this is true Then I am hopeful that one day I will discover my own humanity. Until then I will continue to learning, change, grow, and love and trying to become more of the human and man that I think I should be
Human Past
A child alone in the dark weeping in fear Her poor big blue eyes filled with tears of terror And her pouty lips puffed out with her chin trembling Allowing the crystal clear tears to stroll down her pale gentle cheeks She has been seen cuddled into the corner of her room Holding her bruised knees to her chest Her little pink Easter dress torn and spotted with red red blood Rocking back and forth her weeping clear Though something strange and bizzare is noticed Her body is translucent and ghostly in shape What would it take for a ghost to receive love Why would this be so hard to solve Her curly blonde locks caressing her heart shapped face Alone in the world she was Along in the afterworld she is now Pain and sorrow showing through her beautiful eyes Searching and wishing for the care she deserves So deserted and ignored in her past life Now the same conitinues as she the ghost of human past No such thing as love.....
Human Sarrows
Our hearts torn apart. The souls of our loved ones rejoice, and together we sing in tune. The hearts of one in all the same, smiles on our faces and joy in our hearts. Once again we die and come together with our loves. We remember the joy all to well together. The sound and laughter we see in their faces. Brings together our hearts and rejoices in love. The loved ones of our lives, together their souls show us peace and give us peace for death and allow us to rest and sleep as one Though our days alive are hard in togetherness but our minds are set deep on those we love. We continue to move on in lives for the ones We love, and to remember their faces continue to hand us joy for their souls and also give us joy in their deaths. Mankind shares so many things, as one they share pain and regret, also love and sorrow. Mankind also share many faces of fear and joy. It's human nature together to feel those many emotions, so many souls trapped together and ready
Human Past
A child alone in the dark weeping in fear Her poor big blue eyes filled with tears of terror And her pouty lips puffed out with her chin trembling Allowing the crystal clear tears to stroll down her pale gentle cheeks She has been seen cuddled into the corner of her room Holding her bruised knees to her chest Her little pink Easter dress torn and spotted with red red blood Rocking back and forth her weeping clear Though something strange and bizzare is noticed Her body is translucent and ghostly in shape What would it take for a ghost to receive love Why would this be so hard to solve Her curly blonde locks caressing her heart shapped face Alone in the world she was Along in the afterworld she is now Pain and sorrow showing through her beautiful eyes Searching and wishing for the care she deserves So deserted and ignored in her past life Now the same conitinues as she the ghost of human past No such thing as love.....
Human Sarrows
Our hearts torn apart. The souls of our loved ones rejoice, and together we sing in tune. The hearts of one in all the same, smiles on our faces and joy in our hearts. Once again we die and come together with our loves. We remember the joy all to well together. The sound and laughter we see in their faces. Brings together our hearts and rejoices in love. The loved ones of our lives, together their souls show us peace and give us peace for death and allow us to rest and sleep as one Though our days alive are hard in togetherness but our minds are set deep on those we love. We continue to move on in lives for the ones We love, and to remember their faces continue to hand us joy for their souls and also give us joy in their deaths. Mankind shares so many things, as one they share pain and regret, also love and sorrow. Mankind also share many faces of fear and joy. It's human nature together to feel those many emotions, so many souls trapped together and ready
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Human Nature
Human nature is an interesting subject. When you study human nature and learn what makes people tick, you can begin to understand how to influence people in a positive way. Aside from that however, is the business of observing people in their environment and how they interact with others. I like to sit back and listen as other people engage in conversation. I am of the opinion that if you want to have a conversation with someone you don't know, you should bring up a topic of conversation that is appealling to everyone present. Unfortunately, that usually doesn't happen and the person initiating the conversation begins to talk about themselves. Which is where the fun of observing comes in. You can learn alot about someone by the way they talk about themselves. I happened to be in Lowell, AR recently and was listening to this one individual discussing weapons. And how many he had. And how good he was at using them. He let everyone know that he was in the process of building a
The Human Condition
The Human Condition Pain is life , Life is pain, Love is filled with joy, Joy is born in Love, Love is in life, Life is filled with love, Joy and pain are two sides of the same coin, Pain caused from a Loved one is worse of all, Love born from pain shared is the strongest of all, Pain, Life, Love, and Joy are the human condition. Mordechai
The Human Race Is Doomed!!!
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: *On a Flea collar box: It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. * On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping * On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary Details inside * On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap * Some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head * On Tescos Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box) * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body * On Boots Childrens Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery * On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness * On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children * On a string of Chines
We all are humans, We all have needs. Why is it we can be so mean? Think about how the world could be, If everyday day we did a kind act. The world would be the place God created. We would start to strive, To be kinder beings. Full of love and tenderness. Not beings of negativity. We would be beautiful like a rose in bloom. Pure as the light from god above. Bright as the stars, That shine at night. Loving one and other with pure delight. Dee Parenti All Rights reserved
Human Nature
I hate to let people online bother me, but I just have to vent for a minute. Some bitch got her panties all in a twist because I bashed her mumm (let's face it, I wasn't the only one who did). It was all about jumping people's appearances...mostly fat people. Now, I'm no beauty queen...I don't recall ever claiming to be, and I certainly didn't say so in her mumm. I only said that her mother should have taught her some I have comments all over my photos and this bitch was in my shoutbox and crap, talking all kinds of shit on my boyfriend and I...all about how fat we are. To be honest with you, she's an idiot, and it was the only comeback she had, and I don't know WHY it bothers me so much...but I think we all at some point are scared to death of what others think of our appearance. Now, I couldn't give a fuck less about this bitch. Not one little bit. She wasn't exactly a toothpick or anything either...I just thought it was a little hypocritical. What both
Humanity's Humanity
The newspapers, the radio, the T.V., the internet, its all there. Its everywhere, Sherri, dont you see it? For fucks sake, look out the God damn window man, its right here! Tom pulled back the curtains and opened the window so that his message would have the desired effect. Sherri gazed out at the scene below. A man had been shot and killed on the sidewalk across the street. In the distance sirens could be heard approaching quickly. While the dead mans corpse waited to be removed from the street, a crowd had formed near the body. Instead of horrified screams, there were only angry yells as the mob fought over the dead mans belongings they had stolen. Tom started in again, You see this crap? No one cares about anything anymore. Sherris eyes were locked on the scene below. She could hear the sirens much louder now, couldnt be more than a few streets away. I wonder why he was killed. What could this man have possibly done to deserve something like this? Probably n
Human Mind
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
Human Sexuality Previously Covered
Human sexuality is an amazing thing. The simple act of softly touching someones lips with a tounge or the brush of fingertip across an exposed breast. Many times we take these beautiful things for granted. I am very proud to say that i have not but that doesn't change the fact that the slow soft touch has it's place in a world where sexuality seems so consist of slaming against a wall... not that i don't like getting crazy, but there has to be something said for the soft bite of a lower lip. The slow runnings of a tounge down the curves of a womans body to explore each inch with only one sence the sence of taste. Too many times men and women are so self absorbed that they completely forget it is the journey as well as the goal you will find ecstasy in. I can only attribute this rush to the finish to neither side of the bed actually having a truly mind altering earth shattering breath taking sexual experience, this is a sad thing to come to the realization of... I mean don't get me wro
Human Sexuality Pt 2
Have you ever just slammed a lover against the wall and tore into them sexually biting, nashing, clawing, tearing, until you can watch their intoxication run down their legs onto the floor. I have, and this animalistic behavior has resulted in being many times no less then some of the best nights I have ever had. Lifting your lover off the ground only to slide into them and have their legs wrap your body as you lift them up and down. Kissing deeply as you can feel them tightening getting ever closer to the moment they had hoped would arrive. (Caution if you do not have the strength to keep a lover off the ground for the entirety, or are not willing to deal with the back pain you will have in the morning. Do not try this position it is just a let down if you cannot hold this, and should not be tried for this reason.) I think part of all this is letting go just being open to unleashing the animal within becoming almost primal in nature. For the most part I often get told I last too long
Human Sexuality Pt2 1/2 Lol
Nashing , tearing, ripping, biting , this kind of sex is the kind that hurts so good you find yourself in a puddle on the floor at the end shaking. The quickness of breath how your heart feels as if it is going to leap from your chest and start where you left off with your lover. Damn this type of sexual rage of primal intent is intoxicating some of the best sex I have ever had has involved this. Almost a animalistic nature where you get back to your raw instincts, licking your lovers juices off the floor and then following up her legs where you can tell she has been waiting for you to grab her hips and lift her from the ground burying your mouth in the sweetest taste you have ever imagined. You can find yourself drinking and licking deep almost as if you haven't drank in days this thirst however could never be satisfied. There is nothing to compare to the feelings of her legs wraped around your head and your standing when she cums in mid air. This is the sex I talk about in my writing
To care is a sign of weakness. That underneath it all, One is really human, And can feel. Showing weakness is not tolerated. Along with weakness comes pain. A pain so deep, Ones only wish is to die. Not to care is the final straw. No longer is one human. But along with goes, Goes all the pain. No longer is there weakness, Because ones self is gone. As well as the unwanted feelings But is this ones death? Is the trade off worth it? Can one give up all the pain, And keep themselves too? If being human is to weakness, Then what is strength to? Would it be the courage to contuine on, In the face of pain and weakness? Where is the map when you need it?
The Human Body
The Human Body The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in t he heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 second s. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of
Human Condition
Disparity slowly creeping, as insanity starts seeping, leaking into new reality. Leaping off to crash, in splendid fragility. Pushed against the rocks, contentious torrents of thought raging in a sea of madness. Cracked the center of reality, splinted visions of personality. Hunger driving each word, acting on the urge, the need, for affection on which to feed.
Human Chip
Human chip implant credit card alternative Cashback... Tags: rfid By Declan McCullagh Published: Monday 1 December 2003 Show related articlesCredit cards could be replaced by the controversial radio frequency identification tags implanted under the skin to identify people at cash machines. Applied Digital Solutions is hoping that Americans can be persuaded to undergo a surgical procedure, which is performed with local anaesthetic and embeds a 12-by-2.1mm RFID tag in the flesh of a human arm. ADS CEO Scott Silverman, in a speech at the ID World 2003 conference in Paris, said his company had developed a "VeriPay" RFID technology and was hoping to find partners in financial services firms. Matthew Cossolotto, a spokesman for ADS who says he's been "chipped", argues that competing proposals to embed RFID tags in key fobs or cards were flawed. "If you lose the RFID key fob or if it's stolen, someone else could use it and have access to your important accounts,"
The Human Body
THE HUMAN BODY You really ought to know this. The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to
Human Jump Rope
glumbert - The Human Jump Rope I just thought this video was kind of cool.
Human Body Facts
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. -After the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell. -There are
Human Jinx 4 Hire
I have learned a lesson about myself. I have learned that when it comes to sports. I NEED to root for the team I dont want to win. Why you may ask, I think you know the reason already. Im the JINX. Everything, sports related I have rooted for have turned out bad. EVERYONE of them. SO. I am making it a point to give life the ole reverse psychology. From now on I will be rooting for the teams or persons that I do not want to win. SO, that is my new job for all you betters out there, hire me I will root for the other team. It hasnt failed yet. FOR HIRE: HUMAN JINX I like the sound of that hehe. And no, I dont come cheap. If this is the way it is then why not capitalize on my so called misfoutune.
The Human Body
The Human Body The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men wi
Human Brain
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side no matter what the situations. Today before you co
The Human Condition...
Ok, so theres been a lot of shit going on with my friends and family, and I have been thinking quite a bit about about what is wrong with people... I dont understand why humans hurt eachother the way we do... Why do we lie and cheat? Why do we steal? Why do we use those who place trust in us? Why do we tear down others? Why, when we promise to Love someone, do we expect the world of them, so disillusioned into thinking that they can give us what we know deep down that they cant, thus resorting to anger to retaliate for that which we have no control over? Why do we make promises if we cant keep them? Why do we stay in unhealthy relationships, convincing ourselves that we "Love" this person and its "just a phase"? Why do we let so much outside bullshit come between us and those we love, resulting in unecessary fighting and misery? Why do we focus so much on the negative, instead of accepting others as who they are, faults and all, and learning that everyone is differen
The Human Mind....
We all have been told, that we do not use 100% of our brains, we never even scratch the surface of what it is capable of. Well I must say in my life i have heard and seen many things, that prove to me how powerful the mind is. It makes me relise and admire the power it has, and the people who seem to harness it past the average person. I have read stories of soldiers, in great pain, dieing, and so forth, but given a fake pill to deaden the pain, and it worked. The mind turning off all around them with the belief the pill was a pain killer. But beyond physical pain i have met people and talked with them that show me that even the hardest of things can be overcome with the power of the mind. I admire people who have mental pain, caused by trama of some sort. The kinds of mental anguish most of us would never want to endure or experiance ever. While some people offer sympathy, or try to understand, i personally chose to admire. Yes i am like others i want to understand, but that is
Human Slaves
Human Skull Used As Bong
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong. The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case. One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong. Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said. Nothe: was bored found this on yahoo news.
Human Being
God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years." The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years" God granted his wish. .......................................................................................... God created the dog and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish. .......................................................................................... God created the monkey and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years.
The Human Spirit: Top 60 Plus One Reasons I Love Israel
[Unlike Barbara Sofer, the Jerusalem Post writer of this article, I may not relate to a lot of the cultural references, but I can relate to her pride in God's blessings. Check it out yourself. L'chaim! -- David] Why do I love Israel? Let me count the whys. Here, in no particular order, is an updated list, with new additions and highlights of recent years. 1. Jerusalem is so quiet on Shabbat that you can hear birds singing even on the main streets. 2. We change our calendars on Rosh Hashana, not January 1, because that's the real new year 3. Just hours after leading his Chelsea team to its first Champions League final, Petah Tikva-born coach Avram Grant joined the March of the Living in Auschwitz, and told all of Europe that his pride at Israel's emergence from the horrors of the Holocaust surpassed any football achievement. 4. We serve kosher food in the trendiest malls. 5. Streets bear the names of prophets and medieval poets. Our communications satellite is cal
Human Rights Campain - Victory In California!
Same-sex couples win the right to marry in California! Today, California's highest court ruled that denying same-sex couples the right to marry is unconstitutional, granting loving, committed gay and lesbian couples the dignity and support their relationships have so long been denied. Two words sum up how I feel at this moment: proud and determined. I'm proud of Shannon Minter of the National Center for Lesbian Rights, who argued this case, and all the advocates who worked tirelessly to make this day possible. More than anything, I am proud of all of HRC's supporters who, rather than backing down in response to bigotry and hate, have continued this fight. And I'm determined to make this win stick. The right-wing opponents are using this moment to build a war chest for an amendment this November to ban same-sex marriage in California. (Florida's Amendment 2 is going to be on this November's ballot as well). I would love to tell you to take a day to sit back and enjoy this
The Human Condition
The Human Condition Pain is life , Life is pain, Love is filled with joy, Joy is born in Love, Love is in life, Life is filled with love, Joy and pain are two sides of the same coin, Pain caused from a Loved one is worse of all, Love born from pain shared is the strongest of all, Pain, Life, Love, and Joy are the human condition. Mordechai
Human Cake (after Dinner Snack)
Ingrediants: whip cream chocalate syrup some nuts cherries and a willing body Directions: place body on table,naked of coarse. spread with whip cream (can so you can ice the cake accordingly) place cherries at desire points can even stuff the cake if need to. sprinkle with nuts, Options if it is a birthday cake Please use caution when applying candles can be use later for pleasure. apply chocalate,please use squirt bottle easier for application,best applied to sensitive areas of cake.after ingridients are apply the fun begins.You will want to start at the bottom and eat your way up.stopping to grab a cherry,please eat the whole cake ,you wont want to leave a single peice.Licking is perferred.some gnawing.and a whole lot of sucking.Please enjoy and have fun,oh yes please do take the receipe with you,and see what comes up
The Human Collective
The Human Collective The past initiates the future, the future dictates the present. These words are mine, but the idea that the words imply belong to the Human Collective. The Human Collective is a metaphysical state of mind shared by all humans on some level. It is a philosophical collection of thoughts that we as a world all contribute to in our own individual ways. This is from where our language(s), science, art, and general way of life extend. The greatest knowledge of human kind is represented here, but not enforced to us all. You must actively take part in this knowledge to be enlightened. You must contribute to this knowledge if you are to be mentioned in the futures history. Even Adolf Hitler contributed invaluable knowledge to the collective. He proved to the world that one race, religion, or even sex is no more superior then any other. The many different gods of human kind through-out history have evolved from an idea in the Human Collective as well. Somewhere a
When I sit here in tears because I can't face my fears and I just can't seem to steer away from the darkness after all I am only human and there is no reason for me to feel less I don't see what is the deal behind the big ideal of making me feel less and less like a human just because I sit here in tears because I can't face my fears.
I get asked quite often what makes me so bitter towards humans. While I am a misanthrope, I can attest that there is about 10 % of me that isn't. What has recently irked me, however, is a conversation with one person that told me that "we" as humans are the highest thinkers out there, and if its not for "our" superior intellect, the planet would be a complete mess. The issue I had with was a "we" statement. I don't believe in humanity being a superior for of life, but in a handful individuals out there that made it possible for us to function. "we" did not invent the wheel, it was one smart fucker that did. Galilei and Copernicus were both chastised by the church for saying that the Earth rotated around the Sun. It was a handful of people like Marie Curie which lost her life in the name of discovering radiation to cure people, Louis Pasteur that came up with various vaccines to heal people, and others. While there are numerous names of people that have dramatically contribute
Human Experience
A Human Presence
A human presence beckons their animal hearts. They race to the fence, hoping to catch a scent of the masters to whom they serve. 5-2-03
Human Rights For Katrina Victims
International human rights law provides protections for victims of disasters like Hurricane Katrina. Amnesty International USA calls upon authorities in the local, state and federal government to uphold the rights of all Katrina evacuees to return to their homes. We urge officials to provide long-term, healthy, and affordable housing so that survivors can exercise their right to return. Many residents of the Gulf coast region were evacuated because of Hurricane Katrina in August 2005. Nearly three years later, why are survivors who want to return still stranded and displaced? Ensure that hurricane Katrina survivors have the right to return home! View the Story of Katrina slideshow News Save public housing in gulf coast regionWe Care concert Amnesty International USA partnered with the Hip Hop Caucus on March 19th to host the We Care concert in support of Hurricane Katrina survivors. Gather signatures for the Right to Return Home petition (PDF) Morello's Justice
Human Smores
Human Smores Part 1 My first time doing any girl on girl activities. My friend (future charm Sexy Foxx) wanted to be my first. We slowly undress each other from our sexy black lace lingerie. You get to see not one but two round asses, luscious tummies, sexy feet, huge tits, and wet pussies. On Wednesday's update we get all very messy and sticky. Cum stick with us and lick us a clean. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
Human Smores Part 2
Human Smores Part 2 Have you ever made or seen a human smore? Cum see a WAM set. Future Charm Sexy Foxx and I decided to make one. We cover each others huge tits, luscious tummy, and wet pussy with chocolate syrup and marshmallow cream. We also lick some of it off each others sensual parts. Then we use our bodies as the crackers and make a smore. It was so sticky that it was hard to pull our big beautiful bodies apart. Tuesday's update is yet another girl-girl set. We have to clean ourselves or should I say each other up. There are 86 pictures and 1 video clip in this set and over 2950 pictures on my members SEXtion with 24 video clips and 16 videos on SCVideos. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
Human Smores- Part 3
Human S'Mores Part3 Final set of our girl-girl Human Smores. Future Charm Sexy Foxx and I have to clean each other up. So we head to the shower. We wash each others luscious bodies. We then realize we had it in our hair. So what better thing to do is wash each others hair. We lather it all up. Get your set ideas in to me so you can have a set contributed to you. All sets from 51-60 will be a fan/members idea. Check out my newest video "Double CUM Toy Fun". It is over 25 minutes long girl-girl action. I also broke it down into 2 parts. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
Human Useless Facts
Human Useless Facts Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day. If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb. The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches. Humans are only second to cats for having the dirtiest mouths. It takes about 40 muscles to smile, but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent rifle. Beard hair grows at twice its usual rate when you're in a plane. Around 15 men each year have their penises chopped off by their wives and the highest proportion of men who suffer this are Italians. You use more calories eating celery than there are in celery itself. More than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products. Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man. An average of 76 people a year die playing twister, and about 23 of which are through playing the nude version! Linda McCartney has sold more
Human Body Trivia
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Human Alarm Clock Eff That
ok so explain why i should be someones personal alarm clock cause his lazy ass can't get up...ok it wouldn't be so bad if it didn't turn into a fight when trying to get his sorry ass up...but a person should not have to do someone a favor and get bitched out for doing it. especially at 6 in the fucking morning. that doesn't quite start me off in the greatest fucking mood, especially getting a fucking phone call with them still fucking yelling...GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY! want me to do you a favor how about if you do me a huge one DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE FUCKING EARTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Human Auction Saturday October 25th @ 9:00 P.m. Est
> Human Auction Saturday October 25th @ 9:00 P.M. EST RULES!!! #1-NO DRAMA-Any in appropriate behavior will get you banned. #2-Must be a member of the Forbiden City to participate #3-Half of the money earned on your sell is yours the other half goes to the lounge for future promotions #4-Starting bid is 10,000 Fu-Bucks #5- Ownership lasts 1 month #6-You must put owned by your owner in your name for the duration of the ownership #7-Must send a comment to your owner every day that you are online #8-Must rate at least 100 pics and or stash with no rating under 10 #9-Must be present to be auctioned off Please get back to DJ Dream if interested, A.S.A.P. ~DJ Dream~ Fae*C/O The Forbiden City*Fu-Angel*@ fubar Send messages with questions our way too, we will answer them as quick as we can. . Will be great fun hope to see everyone there.
Human Rights Day --- Graphic @ Times
This is a HUMAN RIGHTS video, please recognize what that means before you open it. There are a few areas where points are being made and people with a weak stomach or can't deal with somewhat intense humanity issues should not watch. Human Righs Day (Project 1) from Kamil PINARCI on Vimeo. This was Human Rights Day march to the Israeli Embassy to protest the violation of Palestinian people's rights, and protest against the war in Iraq These two videos were shot by me and my son to show inner city kids in Chicago and Istanbul they can air their problems with simple cameras. To show that, they don't need expensive equipment to promote their ideas. We used 3.0 mega pixel old photo camera in video mode. The project was to inform, empower and train them using video to promote their point, help community to organize against the injustice and social problems. They used simple editing programs and used digital cameras in video mode. I will add their videos la
The Humane Society Of Canada's Psa, "i'll Stand By You"
Human Rights Campaign
Dear Victoria, Unfortunate news has dimmed the exhilaration of this historic, life-changing election. I am deeply disappointed to report anti-LGBT marriage bans passed in Florida and Arizona, and in Arkansas voters voted to bar all unmarried people, LGBT or straight, from adopting children or serving as foster parents. Meanwhile media outlets have begun to report bad news for marriage equality in California. However, the Human Rights Campaign just participated in a conference call with our coalition partners and we firmly believe that all votes should be counted before calling the race. Several million votes in California have yet to be counted. Now is not the time to speculate on somebodys fundamental rights. So we are waiting to see the final results from those ballots and will be issuing a statement after the race has been called. Please stay tuned. While this news certainly put a damper on such a historic election, we should celebrate the fact that our movement came to
The Human Seasons
Four Seasons fill the measure of the year; There are four seasons in the mind of man: He has his lusty Spring, when fancy clear Takes in all beauty with an easy span: He has his Summer, when luxuriously Spring's honied cud of youthful thought he loves To ruminate, and by such dreaming high Is nearest unto heaven: quiet coves His soul has in its Autumn, when his wings He furleth close; contented so to look On mists in idleness--to let fair things Pass by unheeded as a threshold brook. He has his Winter too of pale misfeature, Or else he would forego his mortal nature.
Humans "being"
majestic we are . .... humans. simultaneously i am in question as a human and in certainty as a soul.... my soul has been maintaining certainty for days now, total confidence that my God has been speaking clearly with love and support of the current part of my life journey. today i allowed the human in me to question the very thing i already know is right . . . i am guided by my soul with courage . . . a gift from God, a gift i would never have as just a human woman in a human body, but as human being with the gifts of choice and faith and the beautiful soul we all have. it is my courage now that guides me through this part of my journey, the journey to my soulmate. i believe a human being is just that . . . a human "being". Being in all of his gifts,being in all his life, being in all his love, being in all his woes and most importantly . . . being in all his spirit and soul. If fact when spoken about as a group we should be called humans being, humans with an "s
Humans Being.
majestic we are . .... humans. simultaneously i am in question as a human and in certainty as a soul.... my soul has been maintaining certainty for days now, total confidence that my God has been speaking clearly with love and support of the current part of my life journey. today i allowed the human in me to question the very thing i already know is right . . . i am guided by my soul with courage . . . a gift from God, a gift i would never have as just a human woman in a human body, but as human being with the gifts of choice and faith and the beautiful soul we all have. it is my courage now that guides me through this part of my journey, the journey to my soulmate. i believe a human being is just that . . . a human "being". Being in all of his gifts,being in all his life, being in all his love, being in all his woes and most importantly . . . being in all his spirit and soul. If fact when spoken about as a group we should be called humans being, humans with an "s" becau
Human Desire
Blast the fool in front of you Before he pulls the trigger first Dont just kill him, make him suffer Show him that you are better In these desparate times, a man must kill Or fall to the fool and be killed You have to put your mind aside And put your instincts to work The frontlines arent so far away The war is in your very own backyard We have to fight to make it right again Put your hands up and give them hell Just the other day I was walking down my street And some man thinks he can give me the beatdown I took my hands and I shook him on down And I fought him right out of town Theres no such thing as friend or foe Everyone can't be trusted I'm the only one who matters at all If you all fall, I wont fall I will stand above you and I will stand tall
Human Compassion
those who are imperfect shall not cast stones for one may come flying back hmm interesting thought but hmm perhaps nstead of the stone throw an arm around thine enemy and show him a little love perhaps that will be enough to win him over makeing an enemy a friend and giveing urself a little light something that may give u a few more days on the path of life when u are down do u not wish to be heard when u are heard dont u like hearing others it is a chain of life and keeps happiness alive i promise u if u show someone u dont know that u care well they will do the same for someone else and on some small level u will have bettered the world and if every one who reads this does it well we may have the over whelming numbers needed to better this place we all share
Human History And The Creation Of Liberals And Conservatives
(Please note: THIS IS A HUMOR PIECE. I wrote it to amuse myself and you, dear Readers. If you get all butthurt and can't take a joke, don't bother with the hate mail. I won't read it!) ================================================================================================== For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals and 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agricultur
The Human Condition...
The only absolute is life is death Only fools stay positive Negativity is an inevitable side effect of the human condition Starts and stops all along the way Laughter and pain Smiles and heartache Those who wish to live forever can't For one to succeed others must fail Heroes or martyrs Liars and thieves All are doomed to the same fate Good men fall while vile men rule Gods are cast down New worship is established Societally we are failing We owe so much to those who come after Poisoned by those who came before Humanity has one shining light.....Hope Redemption can be ours if we wish it How long will it take for us to see We determine not when we die, but HOW we die We die not as sinners or saints We die either as humans or something less Life is one of the few remaining less-than- permenant conditions we have "No one Gets Out Of Life Alive"
Human Flight And The Realization Of Gravitational Forces...
Am I fully alive? Sick and infected I pass whats in me to all Screaming inside my head Dying just to be dead Hearing nothing they say I can't feel anymore I think I broke something Falling when I tried to fly I can feel my shattered bones Stabbing holes inside me Failure to fly is painful Crashing down buried in my dreams The reality of life is so much worse
being human is not a disease, its the quirks,dark thoughts and idiosecrencies that make us who we are. life can be a disease, pushing us to conform trying to break us, change us into their version of normal. scream, cryout, stay who you are, a person who is uniqe, who has there own thoughts, visons,and voice, be who you were meant to be, human.
What is this oddities??? its called Humans.. they hide there real safes away.. but why? why not stand out of the blanket of blank masks? Well I dont have a mask i live behind... Instead I walk thru life as a ghost... Humans not seeing me as who i am but a faceless person.. I have aways hated the masks... I have a face. I have eyes. My eye's will tell you all you need to know about me, If you only look... My heart will tell you of whats been and to come.. My Body is broken and soul has been shattered... but still I keep pushing thru the masks. To see if i can Help anyone, anyone!!!! brake thru this lies and masks... There is a saying i love... Not sure where it came from.. Time to follow the crowd and dance there dance is over... Brake free, Shred that mask, and awake the truth!! The truth is... YOUR ALIVE AND NOT A PUPPET... but like i said on my main page... Im a Slave.. can be nothing more... But i have never said whats my master will is.. So drop that mask a
Humanity Is Going To Hell.
What has the world come to? How can someone sit by and allow another person who is reaching out with all they've got to kill themselves? They didn't lift a finger to help, they didn't call the police, or a hotline. They didn't try anything. I understand that it wouldn't have benefited them because the person that I am talking about is a leech to society and humanity. Life is unfair, it seems that the good ones get taken away leaving the vile unspeakable human beings to rot in their own mutilated and collective stews. I know that I should never wish someone dead to take the place of someone that passes, but in this instance I cannot bring myself to form that calloused view of wanting the living to stay that way. This woman sat by and allowed a friend to die. Someone that she professed to love she basically handed a loaded gun, helped him hold it up and pull the trigger. This woman is supposedly someone that helps people every day, saves their life when needed, but she failed to help Jes
The Human Eye Doth Not See
The average human eye is trained to see the bare minimum. But my eyes are trained to see the world in a fashion that many dare not even begin to see it. When people see the trees they think tree, but i think "why do we call this a tree?". The depth of my mind runs deep and gives me a far deeper insight into life. People call me naive for seeming to see the world through rose color glasses but little do they know i lookt through a more real lens than most people will ever be able to. i see through the lies of this hellish life, the lies of the people, the lies of the politicians. Its an art, really, to be able to sift through the bullshit and see the truth. The world, not humanity, but the earth, is a BEAUTIFUL place that the hands of humans are beginning to destroy. Far too many people now see the world as a place to inhabit and to desecrate for the means of their own greed. The earth is not a possession but a very beautiful gift of nature. The trees, animals, plants, grass, mountains,
Human Race
A little girl asked her mother:'How did the human race appear?'The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.'Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys fromwhich the human race evolved.'The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mum, how is it possiblethat you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed From monkeys?'The mother answered,'Well, Dear, it is very simple.I told you about my side of the family, and your father told youAbout His.'
Human Relationship!!
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"humanity Unchained!"
Basic information: (Media release info).World’s Most Extreme Escape Artist Plans to use Use Restraint Collection to Raise Public Awareness of Human Rights ViolationsEscape Artist and restraint collector/historian Steve Santini is using rare and diverse historical restraints from his personal collection to raise public awareness of human rights violations such as false imprisonment and torture .Santini, named “The World’s Most Extreme Escape Artist” by the legendary Ripley’s Believe it or Not! , plans to lock up over 200 volunteers with a myriad assortment of diverse and historical restraints from his personal collection to make the world’s longest continuous chain of restrained humans. While he admits that as a professional escape artist he himself has escaped from many such devices, Santini is quick to point out that this public display is focused on drawing attention to the fact that around the globe there are countless numbers of people falsely im
The Human Spirit
I have only recently become a fan of the TV show Extreme Home Makeover.I always thought the show just went around and picked people who neededhome repairs done.Boy was I wrong! The older episodes come on CMTevery day.Almost each one is a family who has had some form of tragedyhappen to them (which is why they need help).I cry every day when Iwatch it.Most people ask me why I watch it if it's sad and makes mecry? Well..because even though it's sad, it ends happy..or bittersweetat times. It feels cleansing.The show I watched today wasbittersweet..a dying mans wish was granted..and he literally passedwithin days of seeing his dream come true.Sadly he never made it outof the hospital to actually see the home that was built for his family.But he was awake and aware that it was being done.His wife said thathe would live on in the house long after his passing..his spirit wouldbe there. And she didn't mean as ghost spirit..but the essence of him.As I sat on the floor glued to the TV tears made
Human Shields
Human Shields lyrics So much violence in our name A life, a silence masked in shame Children running in the streets Soldier boots are on their feet Mothers bare the burdens of our defeats Fathers are on their knees praying for mercy So much violence in our name Holding me like your shield Holding me like your shield So much violence in our name A life, a silence masked in shame No more, no more, no more (no more) No more, no more, no more (no more) No more, no more, no more (no more) No more, no more, no more (no more) Holding me like your shield Holding me like your shield Holding me like your shield Holding me like your shield No more violence in our name No more violence in our name No more, no more, no more
The Human Mind Is Simply Brilliant !!!!
Why do we procrastinate ? We put things off till the very last minute. Then we mush rush to get them done. Why do we not take our time ? Why do we work better under stress ?? Why do we work better under pressure, the time when we are most likely to make a careless mistake? Why do we work better with pressure ?? Our mind is brilliant !!!! @ Imaginary world If I could imagine a world, a world of love If you could picture a world like the one they say is up above Imagine the beauty , imagine the peace Imagine the pain we thought would never cease If I could imagine, a picture perfect life, a picture perfect fable If you could see a picture perfect world, a world that was stable Imagine the hope… the faith… the bliss Imagine a life, of ones, we only use to wish If we could imagine a year… a month… a day If we could imagine the courage to say what we need to say Imagine the impact,… the transformation Imagine the world and its reformation
The Human Heart
The humanheart..feels things the eyes can't see.& knows the things the mind can't u n d e r s t an d.♥
Human Sexuality???
I am taking human sexuality this session in school. Originally I thought this would be a pretty fun and interesting class...There are just 2 problems with this theory that makes me not really care for this class: 1. I am discussing sex with a bunch of strangers and have been asked to use material from personal experience. 2. I'm not getting any right now. I think if I was actually getting some right now, it would make a BIG difference. It would be a lot easier to talk about sex at any rate...... Dammit!! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
Human Valium
There's brown water under flatbush avenue it's only on this end of the number 2 there's a smell of piss over the door of the train the seats are old and varicose blue a man taps his shoes to the tune only he can see fifty cent loudly he jingles and nods his head blunt money bitch...rap rap rap an asian woman wears medium blond hair and a black winter parka naturally I see graffiti on the grey concrete "WWJD" he wouldn't fucking spray paint graffiti well maybe he would or she or it whatever floats your pirate ship and say I'm smoking a nice havana and having an XO and you motherfuckers are so boring it's like watching human valium I hear the conductor mumble instructions in brooklyn's speak there's a man playing 'sophisticated lady' on his rusted trombone there's a kid selling his metro ride for two dollars cash two dollars and you can have your ride to work/to school and he can have his fix/his tool an old caucasian woman in a wheelchair smokes her newport light she
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Humanitys Strength In Lotro
Along with final fights joined as well as the dark regiment's set, Gansu urgent wants to regroup after a defeat the post many remnants former subordinates. Gansu obtained humanity's strength has been following the courage and that kind of soulful loyalty Lord of The Rings Online Power Leveling, they were facing throughout history the biggest test. Facing all sorts of losses and disadvantageous, they continue to charge in the fight most front row, is left over the expectation is and the Redo surmounts the sly enemy's boundary to go together the evil spirit abstention to throw the weekend sierra in the flame to promote after Jackson two strange works, one is approaches hysteria to do smiles the animated cartoon is flooding rank smell of blood lens and the brutal black humor in the horror film movie fan mind classics Lord of The Rings Online Power Leveling. Jackson to movie deep love must with general, besides has, from arranges self-directed from develops the skill is also skilled in the
Human Trafficking - Joyce Meyer
PLEASE PUT A STOP TO THIS!!! If You have any kind of a heart... or you have Children... PLEASE TAKE TIME TO WATCH THIS! Grab a Box of Tissues... and Prepare YOURSELF! PSA-HUMAN TRAFFICAING The 100
Humanitarian Aid ~ Child Prostitutes ~ Just Give Love!!!
Stop... Think... Give!!! About Our Childern Of America... How Can we just sit there and Let this Happen???
Human Prayer
There is a simple but profound Lakota prayer: Mitakuye Oyasin.These two words mean All My Relations or We are All Related.To pray this prayer is to petition God on behalf of everyone and everything on Earth.Mitakuye Oyasin honors the sacredness of each person's individual spiritual path, acknowledges the sacredness of all life (human, animal, plant, etc.) and creates an energy of awareness which strengthens not only the person who prays but the entire planet.Soon after I first learned this prayer, I saw that it represented all that needed to be said. It was a prayer of respect, honor and love for all of mankind, and for the Earth. It was a prayer that said "I wish goodness and peace for all. I would leave no one out. I pray for all." It was a prayer that crossed the barriers of religion and could be prayed by one of any faith. It was a prayer that united, instead of dividing. It was an amazing prayer.
Human Compainionship
I don't normally seek human contact in times of failure, but then again I don't normally experience failure. Right now all I can think about is the smell on Nicole's kitchen, the breathy cadence of her sleeping children, the warmth of her flesh.
The Human Condition- Unrequieted Love
Why should one build relationships with others that will usually end in pain of disspointment?Is it our life's duty to place ourselves in positions where we are constantly hurt and neglected by the oblivion of others?Sure there are a few bright moments in history of love and enduring passion, but mostly they are filled with heartbreak and sorrow.Romeo and Juliet, albiet a work of fiction, is still a riveting tale in unrequieted love. Two people from fueding households, fall in love, and end up commiting suicide. Yet this is the upmost credited work of "love story" that a person will go to when thinking about what they want in a person. Sure they had thier moment in the sun, but it was constantly wrought with pain and death, and ended in and untimely demise for both of them. No happy ending to be found.Even as children we are taught to not search for that love. A children's classic,The Little Mermaid, shows young children, even when two people love eachother, an evil force will try to p
Humans Can Lick, Too
Once there was a a beautiful young girl who lived in a small town just south of Farmersburg. Her parents had to go to town for a while, so they left their daughter home alone, but protected by her dog, which was a very large collie. The parents told the girl to lock all the windows and doors after they had left. And at about 8:00pm the parents went to town. So doing what she was told the girl shut and locked evey window and every door. But there was one window in the basement that would not close completely.Trying as best as she could she finally got the window shut, but it would not lock. So she left the window, and went back upstairs. But just to make sure that no one could get in, she put the dead-bolt lock on the basment door.Then she sat down had some dinner and decided to go to sleep for the night. Settling down to sleep at about 12:00 she snuggled up with the dog and fell asleep.But at one point, she suddenly woke up. She turned and looked at the was 2:30. She snuggle
ive sat here on fubar hours and hours at a time for too long. with myspace and facebook and all the other "social sites" as well. i have met people in real life via the sites and ive even sold artwork to friends as well. yet...i dont believe i can believe the reality of it all. i can photoshop a painting or picture to look like "art" but its not human. a human makes it yes...but theres no paint mess or hands on activity i have tried to connect with others from online lately and it seems as if that time is gone. it is too easy to be aloof or a liar on here...just for the sake of being able to. yet i come back after just a day or 2 haha. why? who knows. with people paying to be looked at, given fake gifts, "rated" for points and not a real reason...its not insane, it seems as if its a way to build up a person's self esteem from comments from people most will never know. i have too much humanity left in me i guess...or maybe i dont want to see myself sucked into the pre-matrix a
The Human Centipede
this trailer and review was awesomely MORBID!
Human History
Human History For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version:Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadichunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summerand would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.The two most important eve
Human Pursuits
She sits stooped elbows to knees she's pooped tired and pleading for fellows and hellos to stop leaving admired by those she never sees cause she only percieves what she thinks she needs to. Asleep in dreams while scheming the next tree limb to leap to perched she bellows and bleeds too stalking like the walkers on the street do. Consumed by desires of fleeting material doom and from the outside some loom waiting to see if shell wake and then be if the gloom shading her feet will lift abate and then leave a lit space for other mothers sisters and lovers to see. There's this brother and he just throws seed into the wind he loves the lady limbs says he's clean his eyes are dreams for honeys to get lost in. He uses it abusin bitches Dipping his wick in every stitch that opens up to him. Slipping through the cracks of creeper status he looks hell in the mirror and asks what matters he's still alone surrounded soul tattered engulfed in his own traffic jam he realizes he's shattered
I would like to put forth that we change what we call ourselves to Humanimals.I hear people all to often deny that they are animals or using the term in a derogatory manner. If you are not an animal, are you vegetable or mineral? We are the animal Human, we are subject to many of the same afflictions that other animals have, but supposedly have the intelligence to overcome them. We see them in our day to day lives, even make jokes about them. The 'terrible twos', the 'little adult' stage,the 'teenage rebellion', the 'seven year itch', the 'biological clock', and the 'mid-life crisis' are all examples. Most are designed to facilitate breeding and a diverse gene pool, but do not fit well into a monogamous relationship, if any wish further explanation on how these were meant to affect breeding, feel free to drop me a line and ask. If we are to overcome them we must be aware of them, educate ourselves about their effects, and be smart enough to overcome the; however in order
"humans Choose To Live In A World Full Of Chaos Instead Of Peace." ~source. Human Race Destroyed Itself Previous Cycle. "yes" On "
I'm copying this blog to fubar from my Windows Live Spaces profile back in June 07, 2007"Humans choose to live in a world full of chaos instead of peace." ~Source (Universe Creator)While astral projecting about 14 years ago and before I got into the paranormal & metaphysical stuff to try to prevent my 1st love from getting her heartbroken I was sleeping at night and I managed to astral project to the top level of the astral plane which is where Source (Universe Creator) is located. The quote above is the middle part of an argument that I was having with Source which looked like a huge 30 foot ball of bright white light on this astral trip and a few other astral trips that I've taken when I managed to get to the top level of the astral plane. I was asking Source why the human race keeps destroying itself in just like they did in the previous universe cycle and Source responded "Humans choose to live in a world full of chaos instead of peace." but that was beyond my comprehension because
Human Body
In my body you search the mountain for the sun buried in its forest. In your body I search for the boat adrift in the middle of the night. …and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes… and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. We touch Heaven as we lay our hand on a human body. Breathe your life into my soul and know the greatest story ever told is you and I... I know where you are with my eyes closed, we are bound to each other with huge invisible threads, our sexes muted, exhausted, crushed, the whole body a sex—surely this is the most blessed time of my life... We are two sides of the same magic... I long for him most during these long moonless nights. I lie awake, hot, the growing fires of passion bursting, blazing in my heart. that boy who told me: pass some honey from your hive I answered: give
Human Waste
You attempt To remove The knife From my Back But all the Tears and words You offer Will not heal The scar From your Cowardly Attack Next time At least Do it to My face So I can Have the pleasure Of putting you In your Rightful place Call it What you will You define The synonym Of human Waste
Seriously?...Are there no more morals? Values?... People have gotten so out of hand. The consequences are so light now that people think it is ok to do it first and realize it is a mistake afterwards and start all over again with a second chance. People aren't suppose to make mistakes at all. They were given a chance to make the mistakes so they learn from it, but people don't learn shit nowadays. They take advantage of everything..and I mean EVERYTHING!...we're given choices...choices that we make and should think about what comes of it depending on your actions. If consequences were much more serious and much more bigger..I think people would actually think twice before acting. Why is OK to do so many things now? Things like..Cheating? Divorce? Being married more than once? Corruption? Animal Abuse? Pornography? Sex in exchange for money? Underage sex? These things are becoming so common it is unbelievable! Can you not see how you're all being ruined as you're the ones ruining ev
I had a momentary lapse in judgement, got annoyed/pissed, whatever (girly some might say.) I was thinking about taking a break and signed on just to check things quickly. Got a giggle when I saw that I had been pimp slapped while I was logged out and said screw it. I try not to get too emotional involved on here because I don't want it taking over my offline life, but I was human today. I flipped out for no reason, it was stupid. No one offended me. I felt bad about the previous blog because I thought people took it the wrong way. If you are a woman and on my list (even if you're not coughMissyfitcough), I ADORE you. I have told a few of you I wish we hung out offline because you are completely awesome and someone I would be proud to call my friend. I am hypocritical, I know. I tell strangers they have saggy tits or roast beef vaginas. Is it right? No. Most of the reasoning we have is that they put it there for the world to see, so they deserve it. Do they? Maybe. I have tried hard n
The Human Centipede (first Sequence) (2009)
After seeing South Park's episode The Human CentIPad, I really felt reviewing the movie which inspired Trey Parker and Matt Stone to create their hilarious version. Good job! I laughed my ass off :D For those who haven't seen the movie, here's the plot: Two pretty but ditsy American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany, they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day, they awaken to find themselves trapped in a terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. An older German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. However, his three "patients" are not about to be separated but joined together in a horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric systems. By doing so, he plans to bring to life his sick lifetime fantasy, the human centipede. (Source: Tom Six Sounds pretty sick, do
How in God's name can the Hunam Race, quantify it's existence, when half of it's population is slated for retro-active abortion on the grounds for being a complete and utter bunch of DUMBASS's and should report to their nearest military installion for early termination has a human target !
Human Tragedy
HUMAN TRAGEDY I think a human tragedy is that we are self-centered. And we expect others to meet our needs, on demand. When we want something that another is unwilling to give us, we make them bad and wrong. This tragedy explains virtually all human conflict and human pain. I can live completely free of conflict and pain if I look only within myself for what I need. If I give joyfully, with no expectation of return or reward, experience teaches that I will BE joyful, and have everything I ever dreamed of, and more. If I look to YOU for my fulfillment, and make you wrong when you don’t deliver, I give you my power. My joy is now dependant on YOUR actions and states of mind, instead of my own. And when you “fail” me, I will not only be unhappy, I will make you wrong and bad, and drive you away from me.
The Human God
As we drip into oblivion We eat our resources And spit out venom We create To obliterate We infest With disease We destroy To appease A Human God That wants us on our knees That wants to control our needs Be it as it may I will destroy the machine I will kill the oppresser The Human God will fall And we will regin supreme
Humans Fail
humans suck a lot. I realize this entire site is one big research study. I assume someone somewhere has the odds generated for others to be kind without expecting anything in return. It happens rarely that others give unconditionally. To those souls I send many positive thoughts. You are truly awesome humans! To the rest of you greed driven humans...see ya when I have something to offer you. ;)
Human Relationships
Inhuman relationships, distance is not measured in miles but in affection. Two people can be right next to each other, yet miles apart.
Human Capacity
THE HUMAN CAPACITY IS INCREDIBLE; WE CAN ADAPT TO ANYTHING IF WE MAKE THE RIGHT DEMANDS UPON OURSELVES INCREMENTLY I read this once a long time ago and after reading it I sat there and thought for hours of what its true meaning to me was. But truthfully I knew the answer even before I even read this. This is something that I have been doing most of my life. I have given myself a GOAL that was very hard to attain but I also set small milestones along the way so I could check my progress getting there. Sometimes I have faltered from the GOAL that I set but I always kept trying to reach them. I have wavered many a times on the PATHS/GOALS that I have set but I have always clawed my way back up onto the paths. The path that I have CHOSEN now is a path that many have tried and failed but only a few have completed it all. I have tried and failed as well but with each failure I have LEARNED something and I will use that knowledge to help me. As of now I have a few issues to take care of b
Human Hair Extensions For Beautiful Hairstyle
Every one of us love fashion and love to accept changes of this modern world. Since, we are on the modern world; we are looking forward for more new creation. One of the fantastic creations on this modern world is hair clip on extensions . Most women want to alter their hairstyle all the time so that is why this human hair extension is designed. This is created to help women obtain the hairstyle they want. With this human hair extension, it can help to boost their appearance. Wearing this hair extension allows women to look more beautiful. Of course, all women want to look always beautiful and the hair is one of the best parts of the body that is easily to notice so it is important that the hair is beautiful, soft and has a unique pretty hairstyle. The only way for women can obtain pretty hairstyle instantly is through using human hair extensions. Human hair extensions are the best type of clip hair extensions to purchase since they are just the same as normal or natural hair. Women wi
Humans For Sale.
In the absence of the sacred, nothing is sacred, everything is for sale." Sacredness creates spiritual space. Sacredness makes things holy. Sacredness shows respect for spirit world and Mother Earth.We are the dancers, we create the dreams. We can make everything Beautiful if we want it that way,Restrications our passed out as punshment to be taught or caged, We must imagine real freedom if only in dreams.
1. The parents who made their son’s wheelchair into the best Halloween costume ever 2. The terminally ill man who loves receiving mail… and got more than he ever expected 3. A kind stranger who stopped a day from being ruined 4. The doctor who offered free medical care after Hurricane Sandy 5. And the people that helped out any way that they could 6. The older couple who saw themselves in two young parents 7. This Libyan child who doesn’t believe in hate 8. The parents who tattooed insulin pumps on their bellies so their diabetic son wouldn’t feel “different” 9. The police officer who bought shoes for a barefoot homeless man 10. And the police officers who made blind 13-year-old Gage Hancock-Stevens’ dream of being a cop come true They even gave him a cake 11. The Michigan soccer team who gave their team manager with Downs syndrome an opportunity to start 12. The Texas A&M students that blocked Westboro Ba
Humans - As God Intended?
Humans – As God Intended? By "Bobbie Vetriano"– Hating life Not happy with men in general Sick and tired of men being cruel to women, esp. those they supposedly love Sick of men treating me like a piece of meat or something to use and discard Not sure what the hell is wrong with me Why no one wants to take the time to get to know me Wondering if I will ever be happy or if I am destined to be miserable for the rest of my life Considering becoming a hermit Seriously Hate leaving my apartment and seeing all the hate and nastiness in the world
Humanity Attitude
Human Rights 800 Years Later
So, I just saw this status on some guy’s profile thatsaid, “If you have an equal sign avatar, you’re a douche.” Really? Does hereally want to go there? In 1215 with the MagnaCarta, we have our first documentation of civil rights. Here we are, 800years and many renditions later, and the LGBT community still does not have the same rights as so manyhumans across the world. This is not a lesbian/gay/bisexual/transgenderissue. GET OVER IT!! It is a HUMAN RIGHTS issue. It does not concern youpersonally. It is not going to harm you in any way. It does not take away anyof your rights. I saw a poster once and I loved it. On the top part were peopleprotesting same-sex marriage. On the bottom half were people protesting blacksand whites going to schools together – they wanted segregation to stay. Itsaid, “50 years from now, do you want your face on this newspaper page?” Now welook back at all the ignorant asses who were so awful throughout US historytowar
I find myself being emotional lately. And it has a little to do with the problems I caused in my past. But it also has to do with the things I have done wrong in my life. I see some of my best friends who are the calmest people anyone has ever know, and I can tell when there angry. Yet if you don't know these people you would never know. Yet I have the crowd of friends that act like men, bang-um and leave them. I am a person that I know is calm, yet I should anger. I am Loving but I want to hate. I am gentle but I can be so aggressive that it drives the people I Love away. I am a romantic but I act like the person that tell a woman to do what I want. Yet I wonder why I am alone, just read the contradictions that I am living with over the past 45 years. But, today I want to be me, the guy that has a funny last and can poke fun at himself. Kind of like the village idiot, lol not that bad I do still have a few teeth left. And I hope my friends realize they have helped me in ma
Humble Voice
DEFINATELY check out Humble Voice. It's sort of like myspace, except its for normal people OR artists, writers, Bands/Musicians, photographers etc. Whatever your artistic venue may be, there's others who share it, and want you to share your Humble Voice! Anywho, leave Crystena as your humble referrer and message me to let me know you signed up, and your username, so that I may add you. =P It's definately neat! Plus, I almost forgot! You get points for uploading images, writings... whatever floats your boat! And from those points, you can purchase TANGIBLE merchandise from the store! It's spiffy. So check it out.
It is no great thing to be humble when you are brought low; but to be humble when you are praised is a great and rare attainment. - Bernard of Clairvaux
A Humbling Blog To Welcome You To My World...
I often try to describe my life to my friends, and they often gut-laugh at my stories. Not that I'm so damn funny, it's just that my life circles me like a ten-ring nightmare. That being said... Today was a long day, as I got little sleep worrying about how to start my own business, then had to spend the morning at the Title Agent because we are selling old property. After that I get a call from my Realtor Boss to help her set up a web page she bought without my advice or understanding. So hours later, I'm beat. I have a headache among other things. So I come home and decide that I'll take a shit (I said this was humbling) and then take a nap. So I get down to my tighty whities, lock my door and grab a copy of Musicians Friend. I figure I'll look at some guitars, take care of business, and then get a much-needed dose of shuteye. Wrong. As I'm doing the deed, suddenly I hear what sounds like Niagara Falls above me. I think "Is that a water pipe?" but it is not. It
Amen I,,,Amen Im ALIVE,,,,,and thank's to all you cherries for the rates,and comment's,it's great to be alive.
Ok... so this cute little chick who is brand new to the Tap stopped by my page and rated My profile pic as a '3'...I had to throw my 2 cents out there!!! I am not bothered by this, in fact, I think it rather funny... I have not been rated anything less than a 10 since I started my page and I find it Humbling to get a rating like that every now and then...brings me back down to myself and keeps my head out of the clouds ;) and at least she was never 'really' know when someone's rating you honestly, or just trying to be nice... So thank you dear (no name's need be dropped!)...If you were trying to piss me off, you failed...if you were just trying to be honest, Kudos to you!!! Ok, I'm done ranting...for now :P
The Humble Apostrophe
Ugh. The misuse of our language just ... plagues me. The poor abused apostrophe! I just cannot STAND it anymore! So, here's a basic lesson in contractions, otherwise known as the proper use of apostrophes. Note: If you read this blog, then misuse them, I will mock you. You don't want me mocking you. Ah... the apostrophe. So misunderstood, the little guy, but why? It's really not that tough to use 'em correctly! Apostrophes are used in two cases: as possessives (If your father owns a cat, it's "Dad's cat") and in contractions, to substitute for a dropped letter ("you are" becomes "you're"). Contractions In contractions, they are used to indicate a missing letter or letters. For example: "I can't" instead of "I cannot" "I don't" instead of "I do not" "it's" instead of "it is" "they're" instead of "they are" Possession Apostrophes are also used to indicate possession. For example: The dog's bone The company's logo Jones's bakery (or Joneses' bakery if th
Well, Thankfully we made it through the first hurricane of the season. Went to bed wednesday night expecting to get a pretty good storm from tropical storm humberto, which was supposed to make landfall south of galveston,,,, Got woke up about 330 am to what sounded like a train bearing down on the house. Shit crashing into the sides and rain trying its best to get inside where we were. Seems humberto decided to become a very strong catagory 1 hurricane before shifting and slamming into us that night. We got a pretty direct hit but we survived a direct hit from catogory 3 Rita a couple years back so this wasnt to bad... I can handle the storm, the rain, the wind, the noise, trees crashing, all that stuff, I just dont like doing it in the dark. And by about 430 we of course were without electricity.... GOt that back late last night, was nice cause we were actually one of the first areas to come back on. Anyway, now we are cleaning up, accessing the damage, all that fun stuff. Le
A Humble Request To Fubar Regarding Vips And Happy Hours.
I wanted to thank you for all that you have done to make this site better as far as being able to upload pictures directly to a file instead of to default first and for giving us the option of making pictures unrippable.I also noticed that if I accidentaly upload the same picture twice I get a notification...really cool. We did have a two day period where we could not upload new pictures or rate on them...and that is what I would like to ask about. I would like to know if there is a way for the people that paid for a VIP to get a two day extention and the people that paid for a Happy Hour to get another one? That way they can get the benifits they paid for. I know that you cannot do refunds,but maybe this would be a comprimise that will work for everyone? Please add your screen name and or fubar id to this if you agree and keep this reposting.Thank you.
A Humbling Experience
I think I can honestly say I have experience the worst week of my life and I have had some shitty experiences....My oldest son had cancer as a small child and that was a harrowing experience...also lost a business during that difficult time... Then seven years ago my husband was killed in an accident...doesn't get much shittier than that...well yes it does acutally...When faced with ones own mortality.. I've shared with my friends my summer and being diagnosed with breast cancer and the tests and surgeries that follow...My type of cancer is pretty crappy and very aggressive...12 of 17 lymph nodes were affected...I haven't heard anyone with as many as that...I've heard 3, 5 and that is about it... Well on the 24th I went to our cancer clinic in Surrey BC expecting to hear from the oncologist that they had created a chemo cocktail for me....that might likey be for about six months... NOT SO....instead I was told that its a very very aggressive cancer and I would need several te
A Humbled Slave
i have found myself very lacking.. i'm sure that this is the life i want but i learn every day that i have more to learn than i dreamed of the night before. i have come to the conclusion that if i am to succeed then i must buckle down. i will be drilling myself on the rules that Master and i have agreed to. i will follow them to the best of my ability. i will confess every night any rule that has been broken in the slightest. i will be denying myself some of the better pleasures that i have so far enjoyed. i have already denied myself writing - this is my first post in a long time and will be my last for a while. i will not be crying out for pity or understanding. i need to remember my place. i am no more than a piece of property and a servant. i have no will of my own. i want nothing for myself. the rules that have been placed before me shall become a part of me so that they are always in my thoughts. i am sure that there are many ways i have misbehaved that i myself do not e
Hum Bug!!
why,,,why,,,why so lonely,,,,so busy,,,,so humble so proud..ME and it makes me sad at times... thanks for all your luv... one can be so busy that life just passes them by and they forget to LIVE...... Hugs B
Humbled And Honored...thanks!
THANKS for stopping by my page! If you are reading this blog then YES I finally made spotlight....but it's NOT all about me! Check out my lovely friends VIVI, REEKA, & QUEEN COBRA....we are the true reasons for breast cancer awareness. These ladies are my friends ~ truly loved and admired for their strength and beauty while fighting this horrible disease. They are so beautiful and I am so honored to know them as friends. THANKS again to ALL who donated your fubux to me....I know I probably missed a few but I did try my best to remember all my and old!! You have no idea what this spotlight means to me. It means for ONE day ~ breast cancer survivors ~ can shine ~ stand tall ~ and be proud!! We have been through so much....having a mammogram (OUCH!?), biopsies (huge bruises), endless doctor appointments, countless blood draws for lab work and blood counts, surgery (enough said in that word), chemo that made us sick and loose our hair, radiation that burned our ski
Humble Dwelling
Where have you been all these years? You never saw the estate change. You see it just now, and declare that it's a keeper. But all you keep is yourself, at bay. You admire the house, gaze through the windows, dream of what its like to be within, but never do you come inside, in spite of many warm welcomes. You stake a flag in the lawn, tell me of danger, comfort me in my time of need, helping me wash up the shabby shutters. You speak of unavailability, yet romance the owners of other humble dwellings. I know you'd find yourself a cozy fit beside my hearth, but you cheerfully refuse to enter. If only you knew the things I would do for you, The sacrifices I would make, The time I would spend making my heart your home. You lifted my foundation to have a peek, then left me all jacked up, never seeing the walls crack, or hearing the crushing sound of this lonely heart being put back in its place.
The Humbling
The promises of tomorrow are the hammering nights of today. Blankly I stare into the void wars waged before my eyes. Hints of dawn sleepily emerge in the eastern sky. When the darkness dissipates, I will still be without any answers. I can’t save it. I can’t save you. A glimmer of sunlight in the mirror - it’s here already. I’m too late. I wade drearily through the guilt and shame in a myopic acceptance that there is not atonement. The sleeplessness makes the morning so stark, so frail, so callous. The day star crawls to its peak and all but sets me aflame. One foot in front of the other and I dutifully wait. You aren’t coming. I know that. Still I wait. Meaning was stolen and in golden rays abandoned and hollow still I wait. The sun never sets over this failure and in that endless noon no one can forgive me. What should I have said? The answers never come. Lapsing into those promises now of yesterday yields the loneliness of be
today i was extremely touched by a man named david. perhaps you have read my blogs and know the story, if not mabe you should, for it is a great story of a man and his unwillingness to give up his dog in order to live in a homeless shelter. as you may know , about 12 days ago or so it was brought to my attention that a homeless man here in dallas was sitting at an off ramp to a highway, like so many of us see everyday while going to and coming from our jobs. well, this man was different, he had a dog sitting beside him and his sign, unlike many others i have seen, didnt say need help, need money, ect... his sign simply said PLEASE NEED DOG FOOD, GOD BLESS. now i am not one to usually help people sitting on the side of the highway, for i am like most of society and they seem to just be a part of the "big city" life. the fact that the man was asking for food for his dog, and me being a dog person, compelled me to help this man. the person who took the picture that i saw is named Karla,
I sit here today very meek and humble not as an innocent by stander but as a Soldier who still holds this country near and dear to my heart. I have seen the head stones of those who have made the ultimate sacrifice defending our freedom as far back as the Revolutionary War to the present day conflicts over in Iraq and Afghanistan. I have known a few Soldiers, Airmen, Marines, and Naval men and women personally who has done so. My heart and prayers go out their families even to this day. Take not what we have for granted and not only stop on days like today to remember the tradgedies that has fallen upoon our Nation. Though I do not wear the uniform today I am and always will be a Soldier and I will be more than happy to wear it once more if my country calls upon me to do so. I thank the men and women who defend us today, those who spend countless hours, days, months away from their families. I also want to thank the men and women within the law enforcement and fire department for they
I think its important to leave some room for people to compliment you better than you do yourself. If they are outdone upfront, inevitably they will cease to try.
I'm getting set up on blind dates by none other than my family. It's jus cuz I haven't had a boyfriend ohhhh since I was like 19. Oh wow three years what a bfd!! Uhhh...jus tonite while my aunt was getting her hair done, she seen her friend, chris. she said oh i have a niece named a** m****, i think you'll like her. (but get this...i'm shy...he's shy...what a coincidence...not really mattering.) he's nice n all, but i don't know about it. Before tonite, my other aunt tried setting me up. Her sister-in-law's nephew lives near me. (Big whoop!!) He's a nice boy (she says). He's 24 and he doesn't drink. (uh-huh...don't think that's good for me...I drink.) lol i don't know what to do wit this family of mine. i hate being set up. i hate blind dates. it's prolly cuz i'm shy, but bfd! i jus hope that they aren't reading this right now, cuz then i'll feel real shitty...but oh well, it's better to say the truth than lie and get screwed over in the long run. (been there, done that...
Humility is perpetual quietness of heart. It is to have no trouble. It is never to be fretted or vexed, irritable or sore; to wonder nothing that is done to me, to feel nothing done against me. It is to be at rest when nobody praises me, and when I am blamed or despised, it is to have a blessed home in myself where I can go in and shut the door and kneel to my Father in secret and be at peace, as in a deep sea of calmness, when all around and about is seeming trouble.
Humility When you think you know it all, there's not much that you'll learn. If you become too impressed with your own importance, you've already begun to lose your advantage. Humility is a sign of true courage and confidence. Those who are unsure of themselves are the ones who must prop up their egos with loud and arrogant boasts. What a waste of effort! Those who are confident enough to act with humility are the ones who get things done. When you can admit that you don't know it all, you set yourself up to learn valuable things. When you act with respect and deference toward others, you win their sincere, enthusiastic respect in return. Humility is not backing down. It is moving forward past your own petty ego. Acknowledging your limitations is a crucial step toward transcending them. Live with humility and you'll truly live beyond yourself.
Humiliation Chart
Humiliation Chart, by Sir Viktor Note: We should not put our BDSM values on anyone in the vanilla world! Please do not humiliate anyone in a Vanilla setting such as a restaurant or supermarket with a possibility of a vanilla person seeing this. HUMILIATION activities/ideas *Act as objects (furniture, etc.) *After orgasm, making sub drink his own cum *Always address you Sir, ma'am, etc. *Anal plugs *Age Play *Baby pacifier tied around neck *Bathroom use control *Bathroom use in front of others *Become a human ashtray *Beg for cigarettes, drinks, etc. *Blindfolds *Boot worship at odd moments *Cavity check in private *Cavity check in public *Cage display *Cage display and ignore them *Carrying a doll or toy around *Clip on earrings that don't match *Crawl on 4s *Cum or urinate into their food. *Curse words (Whore, Slut, Worthless, etc.) *Curtsy in public *Dancing/ stripped tease *Dom chooses food *Dom chooses cloths *Dom urinates i
Humility, Love And Trust In God
There are reasons Why we all go for a tumble... It is because It's a way God makes us humble. This we should know That we are all weak in the flesh. We should believe That God, alone, can make us fresh! We have hard times But, through faith, God helps us all through. He can provide Answers for us on what's best to do. We make mistakes. It's lessons in our life we live. God is with us And there's so much that He does give. Let us have faith In God, Who's our very best friend! He, alone, can Provide happiness in the end! (my own poem of how I feel)
I was approached the other day by someone asking me if I have ever entered a contest on here and if I'd like to join her new one for Best Cleavage. I said sure I'd join, I think I have a chance of doing good. Well I sure was wrong! I posted 2 Bulletins on it and posted it in my profile. Now most people on here know that when in a contest you have to be comment bombed in most of them, like this one. I got one or two comments from a couple of the people on my friends and fans list...someone I don't even know left me 100 comments...someone I don't even know!!!! So I showed my appreciation and sent him a gift, a mans bracelet. So last night I sent the person hosting the contest an email asking to be removed from the contest. This morning I checked it and I am still there and a couple more friends had commented me. But I still don't have a chance, the lady in the lead has over 3,000 comments, I have just under 500. Anyway....The fact that only a couple of my friends did comm
Humility And Admitting Things Are Wrong
I am going to keep this up just long enough for those who are truly interested, to read this and try to understand that I am trying to make things anew for me. My friend ROGER and I had a LONG chat the other night. I am soooo tired of acting soooo hard. I have secrets that I have shared with him and he was sweet and he embraced me and let me cry. I am not THAT hard. I'm actually very tender, but I am so heavily guarded and protected that I go to the extreme to keep people out. It is either black or white with me. There is no in between. My infatuation with guns is kind of shock therapy for me (Roger figured it out). This is just one secret that I will share with you...... I mixed my own prayer up one night (I don't really go to church but I remember what I said because they were the only passages from the bible that I could remember at the time) my heavily addicted drug addicted husband held a .22 revolver to the base of my neck (I hid the car keys from h
Is the one event in human life that becomes unforgettable. The loss of human dignity at the hands of another can be forgiven, but it is rarely, if ever, forgotten.
Humility----the Quality Or State Of Being Humble
Humility In addition to persistent, ongoing effort, continued success requires humility. If you grow arrogant after a few accomplishments, you\'re not likely to have many more. With each success you gain more confidence, and that\'s great. When you\'ve done it before, you know that you can do it again. Yet even as your confidence level grows higher and higher, do not make the mistake of discarding your humility. For humility keeps you reasonable, respectful, thankful, thoughtful and realistic, and those are all qualities essential for continued success. Thinking that you\'re entitled to something just because you want it is a reliable recipe for failure and disappointment. Humility reminds you that in order to receive value, you must create value in equal measure. While it is certainly possible to accomplish things without humility, those accomplishments will be empty and short-lived. Those people who enjoy meaningful success and fulfillment year after year and decade after d
Today I was humiliated more than I have ever been in my life, just because I was me for once. I was talked into wearing my old clothes...the goth ones...out in public for the first time in almost 2 years...because its "sexy" they said...fucker. Not only was it a ploy to humiliate me in front of people who already spend their time whispering behind others backs...but they also made me feel like a total fucking groping me in public...i want to just break down in tears and cry but i cant because it means they win. just so tempted to do a vanishing act...why do fuckers have to persicute a girl for being herself...
Humiliation And Your Slave Training
Hi Twisted, Humiliation is a favored way to begin to create the idea of control in a Master and slave relationship, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have its own specific ways to work well - and to not work well for a relationship. By learning the techniques of humiliation as well as when to use it, you can use this as an effective slave training tool. The trick with humiliation is that many Masters will jump right into using this as a way to train their slaves - without any regard to whether or not this will work for their training purposes. In the initial discussions about slave training, the slave should have told the Master that this is something they enjoy or it's something that can be used to help mold their behaviors as the training continues. When this is not discussed and simply just used at the Master's whim, many problems can occur. If the slave has had any background of true abuse and humiliation (instead of this "play" usage), they can often
O Jesus! meek and humble of heart, hear me. From the desire of being esteemed, deliver me, O Jesus. From the desire of being loved, From the desire of being extolled, From the desire of being honored, From the desire of being praised, From the desire of being preferred to others, From the desire of being consulted, From the desire of being approved, From the fear of being humiliated, deliver me, O Jesus. From the fear of being despised, From the fear of suffering rebukes, From the fear of being calumniated, From the fear of being forgotten, From the fear of being ridiculed, From the fear of being wronged, From the fear of being suspected, That others may be loved more than I, O Jesus, grant me the grace to desire it. That others may be esteemed more than I, That, in the opinion of the world, others may increase and I may decrease, That others may be chosen and I set aside, That others may be praised and I unnoticed, That others may be preferred to me in ev
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Humiliation Junkie.
You couldn't love me if ever you tried.I'm not your type, not full of pride.Or full of me, all i can be, is what you see.I'm in pieces...A cross to bear...A jaded Narcotic..defrauded tear..Still so hysterical...Amoth drawnto your flame..Encomium showers me in glow.Don't say goodnight, you needn't have to go.I'm a Neophyte, Pristine...Burning inside..I want you to know that I really fucking, here's your poision, across there, the otherside.I'm impure.Slightly demure.My self - abuse it shows I missed the nooseon the inside my conflicts grow..I expected nothing more tonight, how obscure of me to think I might...I wouldv'e painted your world Euphoria..Raised you to elation, a seventh sense of sight.How Sedate.... My Nocturne isn't played with hate.I know you crave a malevolent symphony.One played not for you, but he.The demon that steals you, and hides you, and rapes you.What happened to serenity?Covered with blood again..Would you adore a halcyon?or maybe an anodyne, to fo
nice rank 911 whats your emergency..... I have imperfections & am being made to beg therefor am desperate for credits to end his agony of being linked to me...terms of service negotiable, pm or sb me plz
Humm More Fuxor!
people: i'm in bed right now, it's 8:30am and i wont go to work today :( i feel really bad, so i hope everyone sends me some comments to get better lol nah well, i go back to sleep now, i'm all congested, weak, with fever, and everything hurts me!!! much love *sneezes at the face of everyone to pass the flu :) * Maria p.s. someone give me tea please :(
Hummingbird Cake
This is a Hummingbird Cake Recipe with pineapple and cream cheese icing. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups flour * 2 cups sugar * 1 tsp. salt * 1 tsp. soda * 3 eggs, beaten * 1 tsp. cinnamon * 1 1/2 tsp. vanilla * 1 ( 8 oz.) can crushed pineapple-undrained * 2 cup chopped pecans * 2 cups chopped bananas * 1 1/2 cup salad oil PREPARATION: Directions for Suzi's Hummingbird Cake Recipe. Combine dry ingredients in a large bowl. Add eggs and oil, stirring dry ingredients until moistened. Do not beat. Stir in vanilla, 2 cup pecans, pineapple, and bananas. Spoon batter into a greased Bundt pan. Bake at 350 For 1 hour and 10 minutes.
i wonder why people when get famous here forget about their friends? and why i don't get the comments in my blogs i used to have... and no, it's a long list there, not 1 person only so don't come and complain i'm home because it's bank workers day
ok guys im still trying to figure all this out..grr but hey i will get it wach and see im just like just give me a lil bit and i will get it..i promise i will but anyways i think im going to like it once all is said and done. huggs and kisses to all
Hummmmmmm Would U Fuck Or Would U Pass?
There is at least one person on your list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it
Hummmmm... Wanna See Sexxxy ???
Humm, How Do You Do???
Well how do you keep your head above the water and not feel like a failure. It has been sadly 3 months of Unemployment paychecks and being Unemployed, it doesn't feel good and it doesn't make me feel like a better woman/mother to my son! It is hard to rely on the Job market here in my side of town in Ak, to have fruitful lookin jobs, there just isn't a huge job market that can support our utilities, gas bills, daycare, and other living expenses that are required to live. I am keeping my head up high, but as I go out tonight to play pool for our monday night league I won't be celebrating the fact of being unemployed for 3 months just merely struggling the tears of failure away on my 3 month anniversay of being unemployed!! Uggh and Rgggg!!
Well hello there....uh yea...idk what to say...cept that I had a CRAZY night last night lol omg! head hurts now cause of it lol! ran into like...a wall...haha.....then...almost "died" anywho....uh yea....i is i is gunna go now so yah....laytas!
For those of you that don't know me, and those that do. I have been going threw some ruff times right know. You all have helped me take my mind off of my aching heart. My Father passed Jan 16th 2007, We were very close but lived so far away from each other. The knowing that I have to go back to Calif and collect alot of his stuff is really wieghing on my heart, to rehash all the feelings and heartbreak. I dont want to seem uncaring or corse, just very confused and knowing I dont have him to bounce ideas off of anymore. Guess I am here alone for the first time and unsure how to deal with that. You all have help me feel a void in my life, and for that I am deeply grateful. May you all be happy and full of life!
Humm..i Actually Feel Like This Some Days
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives... By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!!!!!! The Hell Did They Know!?
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Hummm Idiots In Norwalk
omg idiots in Norwalk wow can we get any more stupid people in this world ok first off I was driving my kids to school when I got there took me bout 6 mins to get these stupid parents to move their because instead of making their child walk a couple of feet while the line was backed up cause other parents were letting their child out noooooooo they wait and pull all the way up then block traffic while others are waiting to go the light turns green then red then green like 5 times before i get across the street wtf. So im going and trying to get the other kids to thier school when some idiot walks right out infront of my car while im trying to turn erkk duhhh people must want to get hit lol . Get to the school and find the same dam idiots doing the same thing as at the other school omg im going nuts and i have only been out on the road for bout 10 mins. Now drop the kids off head home and here at a green light is a car with its turn signal on waiting behind the white line wtf move up
religeion is just a saying to make people to hate one another, live life to the fullest, and have no regret's. it's all dark and underworld life some of us live, but it's about being urself and doing thing's you enjoy, and the moon is my power, and give's me energy.
Hummmmm More About Me Being Me!
I am a Big Beautiful woman who is 31! Single mother of two! looking for a good man who dont mind I am a tomboy at times, lady in the street and a freak in the sheets! If you think you are that man or know a good man like that dont hesitate to send me a message!!! If you are that man expect to be spoiled rotten! Be treated like a man should be!! Full body massages for my man, good food, good lovin, good companionship! I am looking for the man who can be my best friend, lover, confidant, raise a family with, and someone i can grow old with!! so drop me a message or shout box me! lol let me know if you are the one!
No offense but...People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as ...My so called friends...
What i read in a bulletin and under each item, my own personal opinion :) (yeah i'm gemini) GEMINI: Does Twosomes - Nice. ... yes i am! - Love is one of a kind. .... i always think you wont forget how much i can love :) - Great listeners ... always here to give my shoulder and my ear to you - Very Good in bed. ... mwhahahahaha ;) - Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. ... remember if you hurt me, you'll suffer even more (i can spit fire) - Trustworthy. ... for sure, that's how friends should be. - Always happy. ... lol i try, i have my bad moments, but they go away like the wind - Loud. ... my co-worker Ricky told me that this morning lol - Talkative. ... i am i am... the teachers in school always told me to shut up - Outgoing. ... i try always that i can but lately i wasn't able to go out a lot. - VERY FORGIVING. ... one of my good (???) things..... it's true, i forgive easily, but i wont forget
Humm,, Well
We went to the doctors and he couldn't tell me why Summer was breaking out, but did get something fer her eyes,, an JJ's as well.. Got checked myself and wahoo if I didn't lose 5lbs (YAY).
Hummm What Subject Would You Call This
I had someone come onto my page go through my photo's rip what they wanted for thier page and leave. now I don't mind them ripping from my page thats not the problem at all. The problem I have is that this person took the time to search through my page and photo's, jokes and everything took what they wanted and left, no thank you , no comment, no rating not even have a nice fucking day. It seems to me that if you go and rip from another you could at least have the decenty to leave a comment or rating at the very least say thank you. I know I have ripped a photo, and at the same time rated the person I ripped from a 10.
Daily Horoscope: Leo For May 19,2007 Your sunny friendliness has a flip side -- occasionally, you can get more attached to people than they merit. The first step is to recognize this tendency. The next is noticing when it's interfering with your life.
Hummm......virgo Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Virgo For June 13,2007 Make sure the issues that are on the table are the ones really worth compromising over before you make any concessions. While cooperation is the key to a successful venture, you shouldn't feel resentful later.
Passion hits new heights when you attend an out-of-the-way or unusual event. All that socializing sparks something in your soul -- you crave connection on both a superficial and deeper level. You can get both.
so i have been jumping over this cherry tap thing and reading mumms and things and boy...i wonder to myself what kind of people are out there ...... yeah....with that said..... i am having a great day no headache no kids crumpy and no one home but me and shelbie..... she is so cute .....went to kitchen and made a butter and peanut butter sandwhich and really wanted me to eat it. now....i know that mommys are to be so happy and everything when kids do something so nice and there are even mommys that would eat just one that their kids dont get hurt....... well no not me ...i would not touch that with a ten foot i smiile and said..ohhh honey mommy just ate i am full....and with the biggest smile on her face she looked at me and said i will give it to go girl.... ~smile~ she watches nothing but the food channel on tv and then tries to make things they make on there.....i love it.......... well all talk later chow~
Oh, this foolish heart of mine why do you keep on yearning For the one that isn't mine and keeping this flame burning You know this love can never be so why not set it free Instead of hanging onto free from it I'll be Everytime my mind's made up to try hard to forget This heart of mine starts longing and again I am beset.. With thoughts of what could be and all the how's and why's Yet, knowing that it's all in vain and then I start to cry Oh, this foolish heart of mine.. oh please, please set me free From the love I have for one that cannot ever be My heart has held on to this love for such a very long time I guess my heart keeps hoping... someday that love will be mine Jessie
Hummm My Thoughts
The new name change to fubar huh lol. I think it's a cool name but lostcherry or cherrytap fits this site too well to have a total different name. What about the top cherries, cherry spotlight, cherry blast, the ratings which are cherries. I think with the new name of fubar it's not going to fit that well with it. Myself i think it's more work than it's worth...remember we all have our opinions and that's mine. What's yours? :-)
Accept the differences between you and a beloved. The more you work to embrace them, the more energy you'll save. So you may never see eye to eye -- big deal. Your differing opinions might be to your advantage.
Humm,, Well Well....
Sniff Sniff.. I just seen I've lost a crush, wonder who it was??? lol
You may be a bit hung up on an event that happened so long ago you don't even remember it clearly. Now is a great time to focus on it completely with the ultimate goal of letting it go for good.
Hummingbird by Raindear816 (sweet lil wicked one) I was a hummingbird hovering freely over flowers of passion drinking deep from them. You knew words were my nectar. Luring me with a mixture of love, sexual innuendo, double entendres and clever repartee. Your fake red sweetness seduced me and I drank of it. You led me to believe I could remain free to fly while you embraced me. Instead you crushed my wings, and I plummeted to the ground. Now I am no longer free to fly but caged and disabled. Made to drink that sick concoction you call sweetness. It leaves me with a bitter taste.
Hummingbird ( Women ) Sounds Like A Toy
I watched him as he went from flower to flower Wondering how many he had Vibrating their blossoms Impaling himself upon them Wheeling his weapon with such swift precision His tongue dripping with life's succulent nectar I willed him to come closer To kiss this flower and drink in my colours Wanting to feel the sensation of his sword As it plunged deep within me In a flash he was hovering above me Displaying for me all of his beauty and strength I knew then that I loved him And the moment he dipped into me... I felt freedom
Humm ....
So what has happened to all the eye candy? SFW is too vanilla, this is supposed to be a social club. Hell, it use to be too much eye candy, not there is not enough.
craven the ladies friendship
Hummm... Part One
We meet for the first timeboth of us very turned on we look at each other and decide to skip ask me if I care that we dont eat and head back to you hotel roomI just smile. At that you grab me hand and off we goas you are trying to open your door I run my hands up your back you moan and arch back towards me still trying to get the door open. I lean forward and say let me help you with that as I run my hand down your arm to grab the key out of your hand. Then as I press my body into yours lean forward to open the door. You are about to turn around when the door opens and I push you in. As I shut the door you turn me around and push me against it my back hits it with a thud I smile. You grab my hair and pull me towards you for a kiss, you kiss me like you want to crawl into me. Your hand tightens in my hair while the other one grabs my ass, we fall back into the door were you grind into me hard. Making me moan you pull your mouth away to run your tongue down the side of m
well it is so hard to fulfill your fanatises when nobody is real anymore and honest sex is grest for us but we like adventure and wanting some more excitment in are bedroom but we like to know people, and keep it safe and clean no drugs i just wish we could find that right kind of people or couple to be friends with and more
Hummers From Heaven
Every Hummer Owner Spontaneously Combusts In what atheists are calling "proof of God's existence," every owner of a Hummer spontaneously combusted yesterday. This tragedy is the latest in a string of several hundred related incidents in which Pontiac Aztek owners were mysteriously decapitated and owners of Honda Elements were fatally poisoned by an excess of fecal matter that eventually backed up into their bloodstreams. Decreed God, "They got what was coming to them." Although God had originally planned to merely set aside the ninth circle of Hell for the owners of these abhorrent vehicles, He recently came to the conclusion that a more Old Testament-like approach was necessary. Not to mention the ninth circle is already at capacity, what with all the condom users and seed-spillers. "What happened to the days when I used to smite people at the drop of a yarmulke?" asked God rhetorically. "I missed the old me. And the owners of Hummers were guilty of all kinds of sins:
how manny peaple pay attion to me
* Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit
Hummm.... Makes Ya Think
Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference..... When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you
Humm Dinger
Humm.. Snow Days
ok, so it has been snowing all week and I really hate snow, but that is besides the point. I'm in my last semester of college for my associates degree and I was really sick last weekend and planned on skipping monday but got lucky I suppose and the campus was closed cause of all the white stuff. So here it is, wednesday and the campus is closed again today, luckly no statistics class tonight, now I'm getting bored and restless and want to go do something but REALLY hate snow... oh well.. atleast I have good music and some kewl friends to chat with.
So how does one get in with all the popular people? I've always wondered. What am I doing wrong? I will never know. And thats O.K. ... I guess. If you're bored - feel free to hit up my stash with some luv.
I decided to blog ALL my great friends... I have ran out of room UGH SERIOUSLY, what do you do when a great friend takes a break from here, internet gets shut off, etc.. and knowing they are going to come back... Well I still want to leave comments for them so they know I didn't for get them, but there are people that should be added to your family.. there are many people that I consider a friend and I hate to say it but after a year I'm losing track of some of you NOW I CAN FIND YOU WITHOUT SEARCHING THROUGH 5,000 PEOPLE... YAYYYYYY ~AND~ IT'S MY PERSONAL BLOG PIMPOUT LOL ~yes I know this is going to take forever =P but when finished it will be soooo worth it~
this is confusing. should i follow my heart ?
Okay - so to any of you who have been, or are a godfather or higher .. What are some pointers on leveling up - without having contests & giveaways - I am BROKE & Fu-Broke! And I don't have a suga daddy that'll buy me blasts & happy hours lol!
He was staring with curiousity at round almond shaped eyes, wide bridgeless nose, and a perpetually grinning mouth of a teenager with Down Syndrome sitting across from him. Captured in a moment of terminal complacency, his face bore an expression of childlike naivete and virginal purity. How lucky one must be to live in a state of eternal bliss, unaware of any external factors that bring about stress and dissatisfaction, and oblivious to any woes and calamities that life dishes out on a daily basis. He also thought of what it would be like to have an existance filled with expectations based solely on mental capability, or incapability in this case; to have every step validated by a second party that is in charge of your well being. Mixed feelings overwhelmed him; should it be pity or envy? Envy of not feeling your sick soul mope around inside a fragile bony shell, awaiting for demons to be released; of not getting tortured by moral implications of any ill fated actions; no
Hummm...who Could It Be
or sould i say retard...with no "s" cuz i realy can only think of one!! someone please tell me what kind of man makes plans to go see a chick he met on line and tells her she is everything he wants, and she makes him horny, and calls her all the time askin her to cam with him, show her body to him, and do dirty things for him?? Then after she reluctenly does them becus she realy thinks this guy wants her, he stops talkin to her and doesnt even have the balls to tell her why?? Well hey i know what kind!! Ozzy!! Ozzy is that man...he did that shit to me!! I was played!! Stupid yes, but sad that he cant get a chick that lives around him he has to get his golles by tricky a young girl in to wantin to be with him!! he never even told me he wanted this other nasty bitch the whole time!! sending her the same comments he was sending me...and telling her the same lies!! And you know what i ant gonna warn her, she can have him and btw to all the other women on fubar that might want him...dont wa
THE ROSE A lovely rose with petals soft A scent so sweet and light So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. But something not so savory About the fragrant rose - The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sharpen as it grows. Yet still lovely is the flower Despite the thorns that prick Just as life and love are sweet They too have thorns that stick. But do not fear to live or love, Life's not exempt from pain - So pick a rose, you may get hurt, But you will also gain!
i took a friend to his doc appointment the outher day while i was ther thought i would get a quick look over for some pressure i was feelin in my chest ,well they did test and kept me for the last couple days seems i was having anouther hart attack,caught it early and came home to day more test to follow next week it was luck i guess,so if im not here as often it dont mean im mad or dead just trying to take care of stuff in life lov ya all take care...stefan
Hummingbird Lady Of Louisiana!
This is something I have never seen before, or ever even heard of. This lady lives in a Hummingbird fly zone. As they migrated, about 20 of them were in her yard. She took the little red dish, filled it with sugar water and this is the result. The Woman is Abagail Alfano of Pine, Louisiana - she has been studying them daily and one morning put the cup from the feeder, with water in it, in her hand; as they had gotten used to her standing by the feeder they came over to her hand. She says in touching they are as light as a feather. Abagail also said, 'if she had known her husband was taking pictures she would have put on makeup.' ******************************
sometimes in life we make mistakes that we can't fix and some that we can. But those that can be fixed well we try and try and even then they may not be able to be. for example When you love someone and you know that, that person loves you back but has a temper that just needs to be tamed down a bit because you done something that you thought would have made them happy or at least smile but instead it pissed them off, and you try to talk to that person but all they do is block you and erase you from everything known to man. How can you fix it if they don't talk. This is a general perception of mistakes that any one person on GODS GREEN EARTH can make.
The Hummingbird
The Hummingbird The hummingbird brings us the gift of beauty. The ruby throated hummingbird is one of the most common species in North America. This energetic little bird migrates 1800 miles from the Eastern US to spend winter in Central America. This distance alone indicates the hummingbirds stamina and perseverance. They can show us how to go the distance without becoming depleted. When hummingbirds mate, the male claims a territory and attracts a female to it. When she appears, he does a courtship dance, flying back and forth in a perfect arc. The arc symbolizes a luminous bridge connecting one life to another. Male hummingbirds start the process of procreation and the female completes it. The arc then becomes a circle, a cycle of completion. When the hummingbird flies into our lives it can indicate a need within ourselves to complete a specific lesson that we have been avoiding. Once the mating act is done the males go to look for other females. The mother lays and in
When I fall catch me When I cry hold me and say everythings alright when i get sick leave me roses and stay with me all nite When I'm sad kiss me on the cheek and tickle me to make me laugh When I don't speek to you stare at me and speak to me When I'm confused pick me up and hold me asking if im okay When I say I love you say you love me 2 When I say I hate you hug me and say you love me When I slap you say its gonna be okay and grabs me and hold onto me When I don't trust you say you trust me and hug me When I say I hate life stare at me and wonder why When I say I'm tired pick me up and put me in bed then lay beside me all nite holding me and keep me safe as i sleep When I need company never leave my side When I jump off a cliff jump after me When someone's picking on me beat the shit out of them and hold onto me When I need a hug run over to me and glomp me making me fall on the ground giggling while you are holding onto me When
Humm, Get Payed To Help
Ok its right. I been gone for a while and now im back. Only thing is, i miss rating ya the 11's..Well want those 11's to come back to you? well then i could use a little help. Click the picture below and leave some comments. Here is a few deals.. Those that leave 100 comments, and they must be numbered, will receive 25k fubucks from me, as well as a full days worth of 11's that is 100 11's in one day. Also, if someone will sticky this im gonna give them 50k fubucks, and they get 2 days worth of 11's If you leave 500 comments, then you will get 5 days worth of 11's.. So please come and show some love..And please remember to rate the pic even. thanks bonnie The Fallowing Get 1 Day's worth of 11's Lucky to have Nola!@ fubar ʣIGHT/ ǺWR@THR MFRT&MRR TRY@ fubar ~I ~F W ߥ ߥ-@ fubar DJ Munchies_.**R/L and FU-Hubby to ~Meagan~**FU-Owned by ღKissMeMtღ**@ fubar
HummingBird plus Penguin - explanation if needed. Count me blissfully ignorant of any sexual innuendo involved in "humming" and LEAVE me there for the foreseeable future.
There is a pain that cuts deeper than most, its a pain that can turn the nicest person in to the a cold hearted evil wench..... That pain I have felt one of desperation, one that makes you lash out with a venom of that of a snake... Its a pain that is different than any other pain known. Its the pain when you open up your heart and give with all you have to give, and think that you are getting the same in return... Its the pain that you get when you say those three little words and they are said back but not truly felt.. Its the pain you get when you feel you can give no more yet you do and in return you are used as a door matt for someone to wipe there feet upon... thats the pain I feel at this time, Its a pain I have lived with for all of my life. Its one that makes you give up the last thread of hope you cling so dearly too... In this time your heart bleeds and feels as if it is being riped out of your chest, at the same time you look for the reasons why it has taken pla
Hummingbird--seals And Crofts
Hummingbird - Seals and Crofts
Well as you all can see, I have decided to drink and pop painkillerz...yeah not a wise idea is it? Oh well, what's the worst that could happen? Anyhow, Glad some of you made it back to read this, sorry some 2000 of you got axed off my list...They wanted help but didn't return the favor, so fuck'em! I'm tired of sitting here bombing contests and shit, and when I ask for help, no one can seem to spare a few seconds, so again fuck ya! Don't ask me for a damn thing, if you can't help me in return. I think that's only fair ya know. And a few other things, If you don't wanna talk to me, tell me, I'll axe your ass off my list, and again, fuck ya! If you want to post 70 bulletins, hey that's fine, but don't shoutbox me, or send me a fucking message asking me for help, because chances are....I'll axe ya then too...and again, fuck ya! See the pattern forming here? I mean seriously I am pissed because everyone wants something, and yet refuses to give back. That pisses me off, Don't bug
I was browsing thro profiles and saw some that were unique... But this one caught my eye and I just can't stop thinkin about it.... "Life's to short... Don't lie, cheat, or steal... Speak yur mind... Don't take wuts not yurs" Yeah life is short for bullshit... Life yur life to the fullest witout hate n' disrespect...Don't lie.... Ok thats a good one... Be honest wit all parties involved don't say one thing and turn around and do the total opposite... Don't steal... Yeah this is the one that burns my ass to a tee... People who are more than capable to work but are to lazy to get out and find a job... Even if it being a waitress/waiter flippin burgers... But choose to live off of the tax payers money and or child support... Isn't that stealing from the taxpayers/children??? I don't care if yu going to school part time or full time get off yur ass and get a job and if yu got lil ones at home make time work wit ya not against ya... I give mad love to the single parents who go to school,
Doesn't it taste bad? Is there anything to do that fixes that?In general, nutritionists say that alkaline-based foods such as meats and fish produce a bitter, fish taste. Dairy products, which contain a high bacterial putrefaction level, create the foulest tasting fluids by far. (Dissent: almost everyone I know says that there is one worse than a high-dairy content-- asparagus. You can't miss the taste of asparagus-laced semen.) Acidic fruits, such as sweets, fruits, and alcohol give bodily fluids a pleasant, sugary flavor. Chemically processed liquors will cause an extremely acidic taste, however, so if you're going to drink alcohol, drink high-quality, naturally fermented beers (Rolling Rock or Kirin) or sake.This is a followup to the question above. We researched in different areas to find out what made the sweet semen taste that way. The overall result was the following:Makes Him Taste Sweet Makes Your Eyes WaterVegetablesVegetarians have a smooth flavor that can only b
TODAY'S ZINGER QUOTE "Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is." ~~ Will Rogers =============================== FLAT TAR There was this fellow from East Tennessee who had a flat tire. He pulled off on the side of the road, jumped out of his car, walked down the hillside and picked a bunch of wildflowers, and proceeded to put one bouquet of the flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tar." In response the passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither." =============================== USING THE ATM A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through te
The Humor Is In The Oatmeal
Wandering through this galaxy I laughingly refer to as Todd the Bod (I'm not entirely sure why I call it that), I have come to one conclusion... and that there is no conclusion. Yeah, yeah, that sounds vaugely uniteresting and frankly - I don't give. For a while I was involved with someone. No, it wasn't one of those made-for-TV docudramas like the Lifetime Netowrk loves to air repeatedly. It was something that I thought was worthwhile. Like an art project that was going to take longer than fifteen minutes and a box of shitty Crayola knockoffs. Well, needless to say, some men just aren't willing to put forth the effort. Yes, I can be a shrew and bitchy and mean and downright Wakka-wakka (still trying to decipher what the Hell "wakka-wakka" means). But after offering ways of rebuilding a relationship and recieving no response - I've grown weary of trying. I feel like what William Wallace would have felt if he had kept living. The whole: "Now what the fuck do I do?" syndrome. So, rat
Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men: 1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western. 4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. 5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
Humorus Quotes
Unanswered Questions Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? OK, so what's the speed of dark? Why do psychics have to ask for your name? If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose? If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2? If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet? The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming? Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them? Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostag
Humorous Sayings In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads. Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you--Chinese Proverb If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner. Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. You can't have everything, where would you pu
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Humor For Uniform
Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are lo
Humor That Only Horse People Can Understand...
* Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables. * Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it. * Are banned from Laundromats. * Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy. * Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.. * Cluck to their cars to help them up hills. * Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own. * Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV. * Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush. * Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day. LOL
Humorus Poetry
The Creature of New Haven By: Jennifer Crothers Deep in the forest there lives this creature Hes got shaggy hair and fangs for a feature Hes never seen, but always heard His movement is so quick he sores like a bird He has many enemies and hardly any friends He reaps what he sews and rips what he mends Some think hes a shadow, a myth, and just a name Others, they fear him and are shunned out of shame. He lurks around the small town of New Haven He taunts all the locals with their heads he has shaven. It is I who can only have a full head of hair! Ill use every removal product, Ill even use Nair! Fear me you stupid moronic towns folk! Ill pull pranks on your children; Ill turn you into a joke! Dont try to find me; youll see not a trace You wouldnt find me if I slapped you all in the face Back to the forest I go with flash Nothings left for me here, not even your cash So off he went with the wind at his back He ran so fast, the ground it d
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkl
Humor is a universal language.
Humorous Stash !!
The weekends here yay ! I've added some funny picture to my stash to kick off the weekend !! Take a look at the pics and joke section of my stash. Enjoy and please leave a little lurve (((hug))) Thanks Lin xx
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art meth
Most people enjoy a good meal that has delicious flavor. To accent and enhance the flavor different seasonings are used which make the meal a truly delectible experience. Along the same parallel of thought, is a sense of humor that is used in good taste, no pun intended. A smile and a laugh make for an uplifting moment to enhance the day along the way. In addition, a smile and a laugh are absolutely free, bringing joy and happiness to others. A sense of humor seasons the day.
~~humor...something For Everyone~~
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a Quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.... Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest
Flag Day [ Jun 14 ] Urrrrghhh ! It was my mistake, I admit. But the memorys still fresh ! Lemme once get my hands on those two lil devils, George n Rachel ! Okay, Ill tell you what happened. Last summer, my sis Becky had come over for a visit for a few days and as usual, my darling nephew and niece had come along too. On the 4th of July, I got them a couple of flags along with a small drum n bugle set, figuring theyd enjoy themselves. Unfortunately, I never realized how much ! They simply went bonkers ! N both of them went parading all over the house with an ear-splitting accompaniment of drum n bugle sounds ALL DAY ! Poor me nearly went crazy (I kept hearing Boom, Boom ! in my sleep for days afterwards !) But Becky jus howled with laughter n watched me chase her kids to no avail ! How unfair ! No sweat, Ill get even this time ! Ill jus send a couple of lively e-cards to Rachel n George on Flag Day and pep them up ! Let Becky suffer the Boom, Boom ! all day long
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"
SchoolPlay"-(If this doesn't make you laugh, there is absolutely no hope for your day!) Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play .It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark! A pistol shot." On opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.... "My fair maiden,I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap." The second boys c
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the Computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... P... E... N.. I S... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED....... NOT LONG ENOUGH
Humor Ii
Enjoying good humor and funny moments and experiences, gives us a refreshing lift and sprinkles our daily efforts with life's pleasantries. A laugh, a smile, humor in good taste, are some of life's pleasantries that make life worth living and provide us with a change of scenery that is amusing, entertaining, and rewarding. All in all, seeing the funny side of life really does us a world of good and does wonders for a healthy perspective and pleasant disposition.
Humor For Bikers
YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN... - You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer. - Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take more beer. - Your best friends are named after animals. - Your best shoes have steel toes. - You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher. - Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire. - You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them. - You're only sunburned on the back of your hands. - You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike. - You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off. - Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in the basement. - You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet. - Any day you ride is a good day. - Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it. - You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractur
Humor For Lexophiles
HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes
* 9 words Women use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding h
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered
Humor In Restrooms
1. 'Friends don't let their friends take home a ugly men' - Women's restroom in Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE. 2. 'Remember, it's not, "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"' - rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. Remember 3. 'No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit!' - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina 4. 'Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! -Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana 5. 'A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!' - Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas 6. 'No wonder you always go home alone.' - sign over mirror in Men's restroom at Beverly Hills, CA 7. 'Beauty is only a light switch away!' -Perkins Library restroom, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. 8. 'Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.' -The Irish Times, Washington, DC 9. 'It's hard to make a come
A retiring pChem (Physical Chemistry) professor was composing his last exam for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. Being a bit bored, and with a well kept and wry sense of humor, he set a single question on the sheet: "Is Hell endothermic or exothermic? Support your answer with a proof." He had little idea what to expect, or how to grade the results, but decided to reward any student who was able to come up with a reasonable and consistent reply to this query. One "A" was awarded. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. The top student, however, wrote the following: "First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering he
People who know me know I have a sense of humor beyond normal limits. Apparently I offended someone today with that sense of humor. If you're gonna ask someone to leave a comment on some pics and you state that it doesn't matter what's posted, then fair game, right? Well someone didn't get the humor, and I apologized, but was blocked anyway. So to that person, I say, sorry you never knew me anyway. Peace.
New Study A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Humor - Shark - Samuel L. Jackson
Humor Style
Your Score: the Idiot Savant (23% dark, 53% spontaneous, 47% vulgar) your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'. Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and
Humorous Sayings
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number. 13.
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
Humourous Poems For Moms Lol
It's A Mum's Life JOB DESCRIPTION This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, no one would have done it!!!! POSITION : Mother, Mum, Mama, Ma? JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs a couple of bucks . Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time,
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature." Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?" Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic? ~~~~ Donation Father O'Malley answers the phone. Caller: "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?" Father O'Malley: "It is!" Caller: "This is the IRS. Can you help us?" Father O'Malley: "I can!" Caller: "Do you know a Ted Houlihan?" Father O'Malley: "I do!" Caller: "Is he a member of your congregation?"
Humor A Must!!
Well this is my first blog on Fubar and I just wanted to put out a warning that almost anything I write in one of these is nothing but a twist of my sense of Humor, if you cant take it then feel free not to read my Blogs, otherwise I dont want to hear any Crying about what I blog, Thank you and Please Come again.......
Humor Break!
Since I'm in Texas...... A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Texas, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Texas?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players down there." "Really?" said
If N E 1 wants good laughs, Dane Cook is a funny fuker!! He is on myspace page!!! listen ta the 1 I got posted or look him up on youtube!!! LOL
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, Laura passed under a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher! And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked . "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket 30 Court Costs 45 Look on the Cop's Face ... PRICELESS For everythin
Humor..enough Said
Listen is good for a couple laughs..
Humor Poem
nasty sex poems Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the n
Humor: My Weapon Of Choice.
If you know me, you know I have a delicious sense of humor. You know that no matter how shitty life is, I still find reason to laugh. You have to understand that no matter how hard the rain pours, it will never drown my laughter. I possess a most beautiful gift from the Heavens: a sense of humor. As a baby, I had a belly deep laugh that made everybody smile. As a child, I was the class clown. I even had teachers roaring in laughter with my uncontrollable urge for being funny. I remember back in junior high how I used to torture my classmates. Naturally, I REGRET it... but it was entertaining to me. I am not by any means perfect. I have never and will never pretend to be so. Right now I am in a very difficult position awaiting the results to find out what is causing my health issues. It could be any number of things. I've been through more in my twenty eight years of life than most of you will ever go through. I am not stronger than you, but I am more in tune with wisdom and resilience
Humor In A Twisted Way...
Not that freezer!!! Several years ago, while I was still working with Search & Rescue dogs, we had a house guest stay with us for a while. Now, this young man was very shy and it took me about a week to get him to really even talk to me. So, just as he was getting comfortable with making simple requests, such as what he might like for lunch, we had a bit of a set back. He was rummaging through the freezer one afternoon and pulled out what appeared to be a roast. In reality, he had looked in the wrong freezer. I have two, especially since one is used for holding cadaver parts that had been donated to the Search & Rescue team that I was running at the time. I stood there with an amused look on my face, trying hard not to laugh, and asked his to put the "roast" back. "Seriously," he said "I'm really hungry and don't mind waiting for you to cook this." "You really don't want me to cook that," I answered. "Really, I do... I like the way you cook..." he said with an innocent s
Humorous Website Names.....
All of these are companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread... Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at / Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at There's the Italian Power Generator company, And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, If you're looking for IP computer software, theres always The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
You Might Be In EMS If... If your idea of a hot meal is a Whopper warmed on the defroster while your unit is left running outside the ER. You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you... You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity of five people... You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see...
I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to $h!t yourself' chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it the next day both of your a$$ cheeks WILL fall off. Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No 'Watson's Movement 2'. Despite habanero peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and lightning. Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart grocery store that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits. Upon entering the store at first
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry ' s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I ' d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I
What you always wanted to know about astrology... but were afraid to ask... ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding. TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you are bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themselves to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stu
Humor For The Day
Chris Rock appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this morning and they were talking about his character in the movie "Madagascar" talking about how he's black and white (he plays the zebra), or mixed and he says- "Being half black is like being half pregnant, once you're black you're black!" LMAO My identity crisis is so over!!!
REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent...............................12 Calories Without her consent............................2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands................................. 8 Calories With one hand..................................12 Calories With your teeth................................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection..............................6 Calories Without an erection..........................3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary......................12 Calories 69 lying down................................78 Calories 69 standing up..............................812 Calories Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories Doggy Style................................326 Calories Italian chandelier.........................2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real.............................112 Calories Fake...........................1,315 Calories POST O
Humorus& Light-hearted
Pastor: Will you answer me right now These questions, as your wedding vow? Groom: Yes, I will answer right now Your questions as my wedding vow. Pastor: Will you take her as your wife? Will you love her all your life? Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife, Yes, I'll love her all my life. Pastor: Will you have, and also hold Just as you have at this time told? Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will hold, Just as I have at this time told, Yes, I will love her all my life As I now take her as my wife. Pastor: Will you love through good and bad? Whether you're happy or sad? Groom: Yes, I'll love through good and bad, Whether we're happy or sad, Yes, I will have and I will hold Just as I have already told, Yes, I will love her all my life, Yes, I will take her as my wife! Pastor: Will you love her if you're rich? Or if you're poor, and in a ditch? Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich, And I will love her in a ditch, I'll love he
Humor At My Expense
Have you ever had one of those days where no matter how hard you try, you just cant seem to keep your eyeballs open? Well, thats the kind of day Im having. So, in an effort to not become one with my keyboard at work, Im listening to live Metallica. The Chicago January 27th show to be exact. The show where the a$$hole not only fell on my head but later proceeded to kick me in it. Ahdrunk *&!#(@ that think you wanna hold them up as they body surf. Anyhooso Im thrashing about my lil cube here when I suddenly burst out laughing. No, my last good nerve didnt finally snap. I had been trying to remember what song was playing when my head got thudded. Yeahit was BROKEN BEATEN & SCARRED! Ahhhh...only me, I swear!
Today went I arrived home. I went to my home page & had a shout that stated, "THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PREGNANT WOMEN U SICK BASTARD". This is in reference to my status, "want birth control, date a pregnant chick lol". She then blocked me so I could not reply to her comment. I am wrong for my status? Many ppl (mostly women) have told me it was funny. I don't find anything wrong with pregnant women. I think they are beautiful. I even feel bad for single pregnant women cuz they have to go through it alone and most guys don't want to date a pregnant woman. I am a single father of 2 boys that I love dearly. I have nothing but compassion for expecting mothers. Basically what I am asking. Is my status msg/joke wrong & offensive OR is it funny & this bitch just has a stick up her ass with no sense of humor????? P.S. If you what to know who it is , just ask
Humorscope 3-15-09
Aries (March 21 - April 19) Someone will tell you today "Boy, what a girl goes through to send her brother through proctology school." Despite being forwarned, you won't have anything to say. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Good day to buy chocolate for someone you love. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Uh oh. The cows have come home, and the fat lady is about to sing. Better come up with some new excuses, quick! You can do that while you're coping with the unpleasant result of the cows coming home. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) This is an excellent day to dare. Dare to eat a peach. Dare to wear your trousers rolled, and walk along the beach. Dare to be different. That sort of thing. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Today you will be suddenly struck by what a genius Norman Rockwell was, and how unappreciated (in the major art circles) he remains. You will vow to do something about it. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You will have a nightmare tonight, in which you find yourself danglin
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to th
Hurling humor like hand grenades is a popular sport today. The problem is it's still explosive, and someone ends up hurt. And as the victims of our gibing pick shraprel out of our self-esteem, we accuse them of not having a sense of humor. The truth is, we haven't been willing to face our TNT personality, which has left us combustible comedians with machine-gun mouth. What someone may feel is funny, may hurt someone!!!
Humorous Romance
Dear Loneliness, Day 1: I just watched a commercial on the television for Apparently the computer matches you up with someone based on your 321 areas of compatibility. I think I will try it. This really can't be worse than what my friends put me through. Not to mention, I get a daily reminder that I am still alone while they are off engaging in embryonic behavior and fun family photos. Day 2: I did it! I just spent 3 hours on the computer answering silly questions. I really hope that I am a good person, because the computer is fairly confident that it will find someone just like me. I tried to find a picture that is really complimenting; though it was difficult trying to find one that wouldn't give the computer the wrong impression. Day 3: I awoke this morning with strange optimism. As I booted up my computer and sipped on my hot coffee, I was a little antsy.It felt like Christmas to me. I immediately went to the dating site and 'lo and behold I had a message! H
"Men have two emotions "HORNY"​ and "HUNGRY"​ so if you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!"​ "If electricity comes from electrons , does morality come from "MORONS?"​ "Whatev​er you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her." So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of sh*t! GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spou
Is the concept of anything but scatological or sex based humor anathema on fubar?
Email sent to me by Cappy (friend from England) HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions tha
Humor Me I Am Bored !!
Let's see who REALLY knows me...Lets see the funny stuff you people come up with! YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you.My name:Who is the love of my life:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each other:Do I smoke:Do I drink:When is my birthday:What was your first impression of upon meeting me:Do I have any siblings:What's one of my favorite things to do:Am I funny:What is my best feature:Am I shy or outgoing:Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:Do I have any special talents:Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):Have you ever hugged me:Do you miss you think i miss you:What is my favorite food:Have you ever had a crush on me:If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:What's your favorite memory of me:What is
Hump Day?
So what day is hump day? I've been getting messages on different days of the week for hump day. I would happily say that hump day is everyday, oh what a glorious time that would be, hahaha. Chris
Hump Day Is Here!
MySpace Comments Graphics My favorite day of the week! So tell me what is your favorite day of the week? I hope that everyone is enjoying their week. Later, Rambling Butterfly
Hump Day
well i hope everyone on my friends has a great hump day. i know i am going to lol.
Hump Day!!
As we all know today is hump day and all should participate in the fine sport. Once Again a beautiful day in Canada,,,,,,,Cum Play With Me!!?? It will be fun I promise!
Hump Day.
well hi there everyone. once again it is HUMP DAY. and i hope everyone has a great day. i love this day so much. well just wanted to say hi
Humpback And Hairlip
There was this bar with a hump back bartender waiting on customers. In walks a guy with a hairlip.. Hairlip: how you doing sir? Humpback: fine sir and what can i get for you? Hairlip: how much is your VO? Humpback: that's $ 5.00 a shot. Hairlip: $ 5.00 a shot!! DAMN buddy that aweful high.. i can't afford that!! Hairlip: well how much is your gin? Humpback: $ 4.00 a shot. Hairlip: $4.00! $4.00! a shot are you out your fucking mind? I ain't paying that!! danm bubby!! you gotta do better than that... Hairlip: well how much is your beer? Humpback: $3.00 a glass. Hairlip: $3.00!! $3.00!!! a glass!! you must be fucking stupid!! Ain't no damn body going to pay that price for a beer!! Hairlip: well sir i can't buy anything in here but i just want you to know that I sure thank you for not making fun of me being a hairlip and all 'cause so many people do.. you have been a real gentleman!! Humpback: yes sir and i'm glad you
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Hump Day Humor ..
DO U HAVE A VAGINA ? A housewife is at home when she hears a knock on the door. When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina. The woman slams the door in disbelief at what a stranger has just asked her. The same thing happens for three days and the woman decides to tell her husband. The husband says to the wife, "Tomorrow I am not going to work, and when the man asks if you have a vagina,say 'yes' and I will be hiding behind the door." The next day, the man comes again, and when the woman opens the door he asks if she has a vagina. The woman says, "Yes". The man then said, "Good, then please tell your husband to stop having sex with my wife!
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Happy Hump Day
There is a whole day every week set aside just for humping. I assume that's why it's called hump day. This is sad. It's hump day, and I'm not being humped. Nope. No humping here.
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Hump Day
Well in honor of Hump Day I thought I'd give you all some dirty jokes to brighten your day. Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep. When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything. The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream." "That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh." "That's also true." Then the mother loo
Hump Day
Good Morning Ya'll Happy Hump Day Lets Hump Hehe ( JUST KIDDING ) How is everyone? I hope great... Im doing ok.. past few days alots been going on n my mind... ever wonder what your purpose on this earth is?? too help ppl? too be a bum? or just be who u really are without all the pretending? I was laying n bed last night going over my day as i always do..going over the things that were said stuff like that... I gotta message from someone saids hey whats safe too say or whats not safe too say.. my reply back was safe?? U have never been really safe with your words... there reply was lol... then I wont say I love you more then anything.. WTF does that mean?? any ideas?? if so please let me know... I guess Ppl come into your life for a reason and leave the same way... i just dont get things now adays... ppl act like they are someone totally different online then they are n person.. WHY?? if u can be who u really are online and off why even bother?? and the saying is god never gives you
Humpty Dumpty And Little Bo Peep
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed, Little Bo Peep was giving him head. As soon as he came she started to weep, She knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep.
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Hump Day....
damn all forgot today was hump day....have a good one!
Hump Day Cant Wait For The Weekend
Hump Day
Hump Day Night and I ain't humped nothing since.....wait.....maybe I have....maybe I have'nt......more than likely have. I am just sitting here tonight trying once again to figure out life in the Delta. Some people are just wonderfully full of life.....and then a whole bunch are total "sticks in the mudd". The other night I went through my friends list....suddenly it went from 95 to 73.......I will not say that those that went away were bad.....more like they were just nowhere as good as the ones that I kept......of course your that were kepted, know who you are. Been also playing on some other sites like this that actually let you get a little more Free.....they are fun...but then I like to as they say "show my stuff" and you can't do that here. It is really hard to figure out......I have said over and over that I had.....that kind of picture.....available to see and that all you had to do was ask......not too many takers. Hell, if some of the people here told me the same th
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Hump Day!
Happy Hump Day, everyone! I'm off to the office soon. Another busy day, but at least I get a massage today! Sweet relief! Remember your shielding! My guys think I'm crazy, so they are being less than cooperative. Makes more work for me, unfortunately! I'll keep working with them anyway, lol. Have a great day, everybody! Much love and hugs to all. Blessings, all around! Take care, please!
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Hump Day Blessings
Has everyone had a good Wednesday???? Hosted by (Love some of these new comment designs...) :D My day hasn't been too bad. I got some leads on some additional part-time work, although I would love to have one job with all the benefits and the bucks. At least, there are some leads and we'll just see where it all pans out. I count even the small blessings towards to my good days because, if you take all the small blessings and add them all up, eventually, they add up to a huge blessing!! May you also be blessed this week -- even if in very minute blessings that may come your way!!!
Hump Day...who Acutally Started That...?
Good Morning and welcome to Hump day. Ok various translations from soup to nuts (after dinner snack)on this day. Wednesday in more perspective is middle of the work week, but really when are you over the hump? Depending on what really would conceive your actual work day hours. So getting up in the morning on a hump day means you still have the day to surpass before you are totally over the hump. Oh well this is a job for the people who make up these little chronological idiosyncrasies (hell yes I used spell check!) and you may ask who they are ok I am waiting Oh heck I will tell you anyway without you sending an email into limbo land. The guys attributed to such days, events and other odysseys are those you find in any little hick town crowded around a checker table, playing cards, drinking coffee and just giving their two cents on what is and what is not. It could be old men and it could be old women and it might be bothbut not too many times do the two mix when talking time, hist
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Hump Day, Yeah right I wish I would have just fell back into bed. Bang Bang Bang at my door at 4am this morning. Mommmmmmmm, I wanna take a bath the dog peed on me. lol Up, Up, Up I go run bath, grab school clothes. Swing my head twice at the clock to make sure I am looking at the right time. So from 4:30am to 7:30 I get to hear can I go to school. No hun its too early, all while thinking...A month ago I could have threaten to throw all his toys away to get him to go to school. The Big Guy up above just has it out for me. *Reminder to ask forgivness for whatever I have done to deserve this.* Finally everyone off and out all while thinking its my turn to play hookie. NO SUCH LUCK! Work, Work & Work everywhere I turn cause my dear husband decides to play hookie too. Well, you know what my husband is the sort of guy who invites 50 people over when the kids are away and thinks its a vacation for me. So can you imagine the traffic I have had in my home today. Here comes 5pm and I am about t
Humpday Baby!!
I added some new bun pics in my bunsfolder since its humpday... enjoy sweeties..Lorie Free Video and Image Hosting Sexi Graphics Codes Sexi Layouts
Hump Day!
Just want to wish everyone a Happy Hump Day! I hope you are all doing good today and work isn't getting in the way of your fun. I played poker last night and made it to 4th place out of about 28 people. I haven't been out to play in awhile and had a blast seeing all my poker buddies. Today was a LOT hard to get up, lol. Note to self: "after not being out in awhile it is not a good idea to try and drink every beer the bar has". LOL This morning was not pretty and the afternoon is still undecided :). Kisses to all. All My Pleasures Shayna Storm
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more, All the kings horses and all the kings men, Bent the bitch over and fucked her again.
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Humpday Sweeties
Hey sweeties sorry I havent been on much. Been alot going on then I got my sons virus and been in the bed for 2 days. I guess I am feeling better makes you feel bad thats for sure. I wanted to check in and make sure you know I havent just stranded you guys... You know what today is hump day!!!! Have a good one sweeties..Lorie Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi

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