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HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES.................
The kids filed back into class Monday morning.
They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something,
Then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
The teacher held her breath.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.
"$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher,
"What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said little Johnny..
"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,
"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny,
"I set up a Dip & Chip stand.
I gave everybody who walked by a sample.
They all said the same thing,
"Hey, this tastes like shit!"
Then I would say,
"It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?
