> George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed
> when his wife
> told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
> she could
> see from the bedroom window.
>
> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
> that there
> were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police,
> who asked
> "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. Then
> they said
> that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in
> his house,
> lock his doors and an officer would be along when available.
> George said,
> "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
>
> "Hello I just called you few seconds ago Because there were
> people in my
> shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've
> just shot
> them all". Then he hung up.
>
> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit,
> and an
> ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence! . Of course,
> the police
> caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to
> George:
>
> "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
>
> George! Said, " I thought you said there was nobody
> available!"
>
> (True Story) I LOVE IT