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Scooter Trash's blog: "Test drive"

created on 11/13/2006  |  http://fubar.com/test-drive/b24234

How to call the Police!!!

> George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed > when his wife > told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which > she could > see from the bedroom window. > > George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw > that there > were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, > who asked > "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. Then > they said > that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in > his house, > lock his doors and an officer would be along when available. > George said, > "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. > > "Hello I just called you few seconds ago Because there were > people in my > shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've > just shot > them all". Then he hung up. > > Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, > and an > ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence! . Of course, > the police > caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to > George: > > "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" > > George! Said, " I thought you said there was nobody > available!" > > (True Story) I LOVE IT
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