HOW TO DRIVE A WOMAN NUTS......
Never give her a straight answer.
Take up yodeling and practice a lot.
Pretend you forgot how to speak English.
Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.
Super-glue the commode seat in the up position.
Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.
Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her.
Answer every question with "Yes, dear."
Use with caution...as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.
