Want to see a State Trooper Cry- or drop to his knees,bawl like a baby, and slam his fist into the side of his patrol car? it's easy enough to do. And it happend more frequently then you think.
Just load yourself up with "holiday Cheer" and a few beers and some mixed drinks, and drive your family home.
Refuse to listen when your wife suggests that maybe she should drive. Assert yourself, be guided by your male ego,Say, "awe,heck, i can drive better with a few beers under my belt then you can stone sober." Show her who's boss in your family!
Twenty minutes later, Your standing in darkness on the side of a highway, with broken glass and spilled gasoline at your feet.
Your wife is screaming, pinned beneath jagged edges of steel, your 3 year old daughter is silent, your six year old son is sprewled face down in the mud some thirty feet away.
The State Trooper arrives and smeels the alcohol on your breath as you stumble and try to explain how it happened. He is not very gentle as he arrests you for "driving under the influence" - then he pushes you into the rear seat of the patrol car.
The State Trooper then turns around and pauses for a few moments in the cold, lonely night. Tears fill his eyes as he says a silent prayer for your family. then he shifts his attention back to you.
Congratulations!!: You've just made a State Trooper cry!!!!!
