HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her".you need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think "what the f..k do you want now?". You need to pray at
work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which on of you sons of bitches turned off my computer?" . You need
to pray at work.
When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third
person comes in and says, "well at my last office.", and you want to
throw a stapler at him. You need to pray at work.
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that
crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this bit*h want now?" and
you try to hide underneath your desk. You need to pray at work.
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who
stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to do DOWN one
floor, and you say "that lazy bast*rd". You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry ass M#&^*" You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning , choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with. You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story.. You need to pray at work. LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS.
