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I Find This Very Interesting!
HATFIELD, England – In the search for Earth-like planets, astronomers zeroed in Tuesday on two places that look awfully familiar to home. One is close to the right size. The other is in the right place. European researchers said they not only found the smallest exoplanet ever, called Gliese 581 e, but realized that a neighboring planet discovered earlier, Gliese 581 d, was in the prime habitable zone for potential life. "The Holy Grail of current exoplanet research is the detection of a rocky, Earth-like planet in the 'habitable zone,'" said Michel Mayor, an astrophysicist at Geneva University in Switzerland. An American expert called the discovery of the tiny planet "extraordinary." Gliese 581 e is only 1.9 times the size of Earth — while previous planets found outside our solar system are closer to the size of massive Jupiter, which NASA says could swallow more than 1,000 Earths. Gliese 581 e sits close to the nearest star, making it too hot to support life. Still, M

I Finally Found My Love
Out of nowhere u came into my life and just swept me off my feet!! Everytime i see ur face my heart soars when you talk 2 me my heart melts i have never felt so beautiful and loved... I never imagined i could love someone so much,or feel so loved and happy the feeling u give to me is like nothing i have ever felt befor and i promise 2 always love and cherish u for always

I Fine
I find myself alone in life, saddened as I walk along but I raise my head up high, knowing I must be strong and resist the company of one that's not right for me although the sweet relief from loneliness it would be for in the end it could only mean pain for them and I I never wanted to be the reason that another must cry A moment in the sunshine is not worth a year of rain if you will but wait,the right one will cure the pain

If I Never See You Again
IDK if you thought about it - I had not - but how would you feel if one of your online friends/family died suddenly & unexpectedly? I found out this morning when I learned one of my Facebook Zoomates had died in her sleep - no one on fubar you'd know. But my point is, if I don't say it - just an online friend doesn't describe how I truly feel about the people I talk with daily, who live in my laptop. I'm selfish & you're supposed to be here when I come here Dammit! I won't get to say good-bye to my lost friend. I know she loved me as I loved her like family.

I Finished The First Vlog
I guess its just mainly in my own head. Sometimes it seems like eveything I do is never good enough. You, I guess, on that you can make up your own mind. Tinkering is posted. I hope you don't mind. I am not trying to disgust anyone or drive them to hating me. I have my dreams and I know happiness. Enjoy your life. It means alot to me that everyone is doing good.

I Finally Found You .....
Never thought that I would find The one who'd steal my heart Someone who I could give my love Right from the very startIt seemed like there was nothing leftAll hope was gone from me I'd never find that special guy... It wasn't meant to be But then one day, to my surprise Inside my world you came And from that moment, I knew that I'd never be the same I've found who I have longed forAnd I thank God we're together I love you more each coming dayMy heart is yours forever

I Find You...
I find you in my arms I never have to look so hard again I walked in darkness Not knowing the way My heart was darkening But then you came my way You brought lightness You brought hope You brought love And washed away my despair You took me out From where I was not supposed to be You made all my fears go away Now you are a presence A beacon shining bright for me And now I will forever more No longer be led astray I find you in my arms I never have to look so hard again I find you in my arms I never have to look so hard again I find you...

If I Only Had One Friend Left By Krista Marie Mitchell
Everyone needs somebody to tell their secrets to. Someone who understands them, someone who's just like you. When no one seems to care, you always stick right by my side; When my world gets dark and confusing, I can count on you for my guide. We've experienced so much together, but we always make it through, Out of everybody in the world, I'm glad God gave me you. I know sometimes we argue over a stupid joke or lie, But no matter what, I can always be sure our friendship will never die. You've been there for me through thick and thin and have helped me through it all. When I have a problem or need your help, all I have to do is call. With you, my world is a better place and with you, my world is true; If I only had one friend left, I'd want it... to be you.

If I Only Knew
Lovingly you smile at me so intensively making me fill lucky to be alive You fill me with joy and happiness filling me with pride just to have you by my side Your whisper's are like a love song stringing me along Me never knowing, never seeing your intention was only to do me wrong, In your eye's I could never have known just exactly what you intended for me..... A broken heart and word's filled with lie's as you gazed into my eye's a false love is what you implanted in me is this the game you meant to play, is this all along how you intended it to be I ask myself why could'int you have been honest with me but I wonder if I would of said it aloud would you have reacted really negatively You were more to me then a lover you were my best friend and now with what you've done to me I fill our friendship has to end Unbelievably I trusted you and you seen that in your heart Did you Orchestrate this whole thing just to break my heart apart A piece of me will always miss

If I Only Knew
I have a story to tell Of hopes and dreams and plans And how one day they ended Almost as quickly as they began. The pain and grief I feel today Is much more than I can take I prayed..Please dear Lord Can't this be a horrible mistake? Part of me is missing Emptiness I could never fill I asked the Lord the question How could this be your will? He said " will you trust me, For I know what has to be You haven't really lost her Becuase she is with me." When I laid down on my pillow And drifted miles and miles away I asked him one more question Why was I to stay? He spoke to me so softly As tears ran down my face And told me not to worry "She's in my secret place." If I only knew What I know today I'd ask the God of heaven Why does it have to be today? Thank you heavenly Father Though I am in pain Because you so blessed me With My Jazmyn Rayn.

If I Owe You A Morph..
I am sorry that I have not completed all the request for the morphs I have a lot to do. And My computer that has the software on it seems to be having some Issues. I believe I will that the computer problems resolved today. Pls give me time and I will get them done.. Again, I am sorry for the delay and hope to be back on track very very soon. Gh0st

If I Only
If I only had words that held enough value to them to explain to you how I feel about you. This is the best way I can portray my feelings and have them truly mean something because it's from the heart. What I feel for you is impossible to put into words, I wouldn?t be able to put enough emphasis in the words "love" or "care." I couldn?t even begin to describe to you what it feels like to be this in LOVE with you, my world is turned around and upside-down. I think of you when I can?t see you, I listen for you when I can't hear you. I close my eyes, feel your smile taking every dream I ever had, and turning it into reality. I would give you the world in your hand if only you didn?t already hold my heart. I would do ANYTHING to make you happy! When I see you close to me I get lost in your eyes such beauty and honesty, I hang on your every word as your voice carries to my ears and makes a mark on my soul. I can feel your hands

If I Only Had A Dog
i watched each paw pad down the snow swept yard heard each pant for pee and danced each dance for thee yes... thee. I longed for kisses wet nosed and lush by fireside long tongue lapping up my salty tears for me yes... me I walked with you each night until then on again each morning this is my love for thee yes... thee.

If I Only Had A Brain Re-written By Me From The Wizard Of Oz
I could while away the hours,masturbating in the shower relieving my sexual pain My dickhead id be whackin while my balls were a flappin If she'd only give me brain Id lick on her nipple fiddle with her clit a little Making her orgasmically insane With the thought she'll be thinkin I dont care if her pussies stinkin If she'd only give me brain Oh,I could help her with the daily chores Go shopping with her at the grocery store I could do things she'd never thought id do before I would not just be cummin Id appreciate the luvin And all there is to gain I would do it doggystyle, get on top for a while IF she'd only give me brain.

If I Offended You
I wanted to apologize if I offended anyone with a bulletin I reposted. If you have talked to me at all on here you know that I repost ALL military bulletins. If I am asked to repost something and you take offense by it then I am sorry.

"if I Only Ask " 4 U Sharon
My Friend loved this poem If I Only Ask "Would you My Brave Knight ; Slay a fire breathing dragon for me tonight ? Would you ride up on your white steed trample my enemies in the ground for their evil deeds ? Would you lasso the stars ride the moon to remove my sorrowful frown ? Would you make love to me in a bed of forget-me-not set my body on fire with passion and desire ? Lay spent in each other's embrace would you kiss me again make my pulse race ? Would you hold me in your arms shield me from harm ? When we grow old and gray can you say " I Love You " everyday ? If I laid near death would you give me your last breath ? Would you pray to God above to save me My Love ? Would you lay your heart next to mine through Eternity and time ? Would you hold my hand when we are called to God's Promise Land ? Would you kiss me My Soul Mate; when we walk through the Heavenly Gate? These

If I Only Had The Cash...
Figures...I finally get the chance to test for a professional fire/rescue company in Virginia, and not only do I lack the gas money to get there, but my brakes are fairly well shot. So even if I had the gas money, I wouldn't be able to make it with the way my brakes are. I applied to the company about a month ago and just finally heard from them, and it would just figure that the day I got the letter inviting me to test would be the same day that my brake lines blows out on me. It's my luck...I should probably just accept it as such, but I refuse. One of these days, I WILL make it down to test, and hopefully it's soon so I don't lose the chance.

If I Only Knew
If I Only Knew that this would be the day, the day we would have to look back and remember the laughter and the tears. If I Only Knew, that this would be the day that you would spread your wings. If i Only knew that this would be the day the angels would come to call to take you home. If I Only Knew I'd be saying goodbye, I would have spent more time building up memories. I have enough memories, of the days we did spend. If I Only Knew, this would be the last walk we would ever take. If I Only Knew this would be the last time that I would say I Love You My friend I would have taken more time to be by your side. If I only Knew this would be our last walk in the rain. If I Only Knew. I am going to miss you. If I Only Knew

If I Only Had Big Bucks !
WHAT TO DO IF I HAD BUG BUCKS -- LIKE IF THAT WERE POSSIBLE ! Q: And If you had a million dollars how would you spend it..? A: I would need 5 million at least to make it interesting. I discussed this previously with somebody, but perhaps not with you. would set aside some for kids and grandkids, not purchase a new home but purchase a new car ( to get the tax break lol ), buy one of those RV travel vehicles and go visit Carlsbad Caverns/California huge forests/DisneyWorld, and just joshing put the rest under my mattress or better still dig a hidden cellar vault and put it in there. The banks are not paying much for people to put money into their savings or purchase CDs and also only $100,000 is guaranteed by FDIC government institution not to be lost upon bankruptcy so that would be a lot of different banks to have to find to spread so much money around places to keep it safe in banks.

If I Only Knew The Reason
If only i did know the reasons i love him sobut each time I heard his voice emotions overflowsOh, my heart, although you're not here with meEvery breathe i breath it tightens knowing that we were meant to be and it's clear, i know you agreedIf only you could see what you means to meLooking at the rainbow right after the rainthat kisses the sky and comforts her heart from all her cries. You're my light that brightens my days,In so many mystical ways.If only you were here with me to set my emotions freebut our love conquers all distance no matter how far we are. Looking at myself, somehow it's you that i seeClosing my eyes, i saw you smiling back at meconfidently feeling comforted that i'll never be alone, ever...

If I Only Had The Dosh!! Gawd, I Need A Benefit For Me Bfr The Earthquake Hits Here Lol
RADIOHEAD TO PLAY HAITI BENEFIT AT HENRY FONDA THEATRE ON SUN. JAN. 24 January 21st, 2010 · 1 Comment Radiohead will play a surprise show at the Henry Fonda Theater this Sunday and are auctioning off tickets starting tonight at 8 PM to “raise as much money as possible” for Oxfam Haiti. More details From the band themselves: We’re doing a show this Sunday (24th January) to raise funds for the relief effort in Haiti. The venue is The Music Box Theatre at The Fonda in Los Angeles, doors at 7pm. All proceeds are going to the Oxfam Haiti relief fund. We’re trying to raise as much money as possible, so tickets will be sold by auction at this site from 8pm tonight until 11am Saturday (PST):http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09004434FC1C86AC We’re in the middle of recording at the moment, so you’ll be catching us on the fly…. but if you’re up for it, then we are too. Just to clarify times for ticket sales Auction starts Thursday 21st

If I Only Knew
If I Only Knew Looking out , on an open field hoping to catch a glance, wishing you were just over the horizon, and maybe give me one more chance. I wish I knew then, what I know now and that I was wrong, I don't know how I let it go this far and how I let it go on for so long. Why does it have to hurt so bad, to use the love you once had, and if it's possible to go back to the day when all that you loved simply got up and just walked away. I wish I knew then, what I know now, and that is to never play with someones heart If I knew that in the first place, today we would'nt be apart. If I could've done something in the first place, I should've done it from the start, instead of offering you empty promises I should've offered you my Heart.

If I Perserve...god Will Open Doors.
God wants to make my life easier. He want to assist me, to promote me, to give me advantages. He wants me to have perferential treamtent. But if I am going to experience more of God's favour, I must live more "favour- minded." It means I am expecting God's special help, and I am releasing my faith, knowing God wants to assist me. I am a child of the Most High God! My Father created the whole universe. He has crowned me with favor, therefore, I can expect preferential treamtent. I can expect people to go out of their way to want to help me. In not not in anyway EVER be arrogant, thinking that I am better than somebody else, that everybody owes me aliving or ought to bow down to me. But as God's child I can live with confidence and boldness, expecting good things. I can expect preferential treamtent, not becasue WHO I am, but becasue of WHOSE I am. I expect people to help me becasue of who my Fa

If I Promise You Forever
If I promise you forever, Will it bring you comfort for awhile? Stop all the tears you cry And cause your soul to smile Will it allow your heart to sing a ballad A long forgotten song… Of passion and dreams, unforeseen To help your body and spirit be strong Will the memories of all our days Help to get you through… All the time while we're apart Oh, how I long to be with you Will the words I speak into the night Find your waiting ear… To tell you how my love has grown With each passing year Fear not my force to conquer the days That would tear others apart… I have the power of my love, my strength Held deep within my heart Times may come when tears may fall You know I cannot lie… But true love survives the toughest of all We still stand under the same blue sky Our hearts, our souls, our essence, our love Will keep us close together… As we face the years with our heads held high Would you keep my love, If I promise you forever.

If I... [- Poem -]
If I cried everytime you broke my heart I would have an ocean of tears If I saved the blood from the wrist I slit I would drown in my own blood If I let my fears of heart break take me over I would be in abandonment till my last gasping breath If I became numb everytime your words broke my heart I would have never felt a single emotion in my entire existence If I could make you experience the pain you create in me you would yearn to end your being in this world If I thought of a way to attempt get back at you everyime you made me mad those thoughts would consume my mind If I believed everything you told me I would be trapped in a never ending fairytale

If I Promised You Forever Chances Are I Lied
Ill be everything you want . THe girl of your dreams, The one that takes your breath away , Everytime you see her , Ill stay for a week , maybe two , maybe three, Then one day youll wake , and reach , and keep reaching. Youll search for a letter , A hint , my things. Something to indicate it wasnt just a dream, The panties on the floor, The ciggs on the night table, Youll fight to remember my face , But in the end you wont be able, Nothing against you , Thats just the real me, Nothing last forever , In the end I always leave . Youll say this is the last time , Youll never take me back , But Ill show up at your door , And will is what youll lack , Youll hope this time will be diffrent , That this time I will stay , But Ill be gone while your still sleeping , Brfore dawns light breaks the day .

If I Ruled The World!
I doubt I'd be liked more like feared. I have a dark sadistic side that could possibly come out if I get absolute power over the world. I would live in a secluded forress on some island with a supreme vantage point to everywhere in the world. I would run the world not blaintently but mostly behind the scenes. I would pop up every now and then, but mostly stay to my own watching and waiting for somebody to fuck up. I would have covert specially trained operatives in every country to spy and monitor. Privacy would be a thing of the past. I would have mansions and castles in every country and on every island. There will be a flat tax for the whole world. I would take full advantage of all creature comforts and indulgances life has to offer. Delicacies from all over the world, a different woman in my bed every day, the power to change the value of currency when it doesn't please me. Everything in life that would make me happy until the next thing comes along, my fantasies fullfilled

If I Reached
If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ? If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ? If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ? If i capture ur heart , will u love me ?? ============ ========= ========= No shadows 2 depress u only joys 2 surround u many friends 2 luv u God himself 2 bless u These r my wishes 4 u, for today, tommorrow & everyday ============ ========= ========= C.L.I.C.K. means : C= cant live without u L= love u I= i miss u C= care about u K= kiss from my heart 2 u So whenever u miss me just say CLICK. ============ ========= ========= Don't go for looks, they can deceive Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for sum1 who makes u smile becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.. ============ ========= ========= As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, Day & Night my thought r of U.. ============ ====

If I Ruled The World
If I ruled the world. Everyday would be the first day of Spring. Every heart would have a new song to sing. And we'd sing of the joy. Every morning would bring. If I ruled the world. Every man would be as free as a bird. Every voice would be a voice to be heard. Take my word. We would treasure each day that occurred. My world. Would be a beautiful place. Where we can weave such beautiful dreams. My world. Would wear a smile on it's face. Like the man in the moon has. When the moon beats. If I ruled the world. Every man would say the world was his friend. There would be happiness that no man could end. No my friend. Not if I ruled the world. Every head would be held up high. There'd be sunshine in everyone's sky. When I rule the world. anmz

If I Really Cared
If i really cared i would show u that i did, If i wanted to hear you damm mouth i would of asked you for it. Im tired of your games Im tired of your mouth. I wont sit here no more and deal with your god damm drama. I have pushed and pushed myself more than i ever have for anyone or anything in this world. So take whatever you want and do what the fuck you want because im not the lil person u thought i was. I do stand on my feet and i do make it be known that im who i say i am and i do as i want. Either u take me as i am and like it or take ur self and leave my world because i dont need it nor ur drama whinny god damm ass. I love who i want and will always love whom i want you cant take that or anything away from me. I hope one day u will see that u are the one that fucked up and that you have lost something that did and would do anything for you. Dreams are big and full of gold, weather you take it on and hold onto it tight is all in your hands. Dreams are always for seen with many

If I Read The Perfect Poem
IF I read the perfect poem Eric Ethan If I read the perfect poem to people it would be of laughter and hope I f I read the perfect poem it would be of love and caring If read the perfect poem it would where people where they can relate. If I read the perfect poem it would be not of sorrow and depression If I read the perfect poem it would be world of joy and happiness in your heart. If I read the perfect poem it would be to special friend that needs full of joy and hope. If I read the perfect poem It would be for a friend that has got hurt and read it to them to tell them if that there is hope and faith and lot of love out there for people that is lost in love or a broken heart. If I read the perfect poem it would be with music of sweet medleys and read to a friend that can₼t leave the house cause they are battling a sickness.

If I Ruled The Universe
If I Ruled the Universe First, I'd make everyone dress up like pirates or ninjas (because pirates and ninjas rule so much), and I'd have robots do everything (except for the work my slaves do; they'll be doing something pointless like trying to save the whales or something to that effect to keep them busy). Then I'd put all nuclear waste in Alabama (since the water there is already contaminated; how else can you explain all the birth defects? Inbreeding? Oh wait.. nevermind). Then I'd pass a law that made it mandatory for everyone to vote for me in every election (so I'd always win, bwahaha). They could, however, vote for someone else, as long as I knew who it was so I could bribe them ahead of time. Every once in a while I might fix the votes so it looked like it was a close election, but then I'd always win (because I'd pass a law saying so) to give people false hopes. Next, I'd take all the toys and candy in the world and put it in my pure ivory palace (I don't know what

If I Ran This Gosh Darn Country.
* Welfare would be limited to an 18 month lifetime "award" of aid. (If after 18 months, you can't seem to get your "hot mess" of a life together, why should the taxpayers have to do it for you?) * Each month, before you are given your welfare check, you are required to submit to AND pass a drug test. Thats fair right? Afterall, why should the taxpayers have to absorb the cost of you taking some coke to the head, or smokin' the ganja? If you don't partake in controlled substances....then it's no big deal. *Each individual collecting welfare will have to provide a monthly statement of employment search efforts, that account for at least 36 hours of time spend searching per month, to be verified by the individuals Case worker (Before a check will be cut). The hope is that it becomes too many "hoops" to jump through and the individual actually figures out that working is a whole lot easier. I know, I know....the bleeding hearts will pump their fists at me and scream that welfa

If I Said, I Loved You....
would you go or stay???? Why is it that some people don't seem to want to be loved???? When someone tells you that they love you, do you see that as a sign of commitment? or, when you do say, "I love you", should that be taken as a sign of commitment? Can someone not love someone without loving them in the sense of a girlfriend/boyfriend and a future life/marriage partner???? Just curious... TxRose

If I Say It Once, If I Say It Twice...
Well, I don't know if I've said it twice... If you're in the US, eligible to vote, haven't already voted in this election, ... etc. etc.- please. Vote tomorrow. May be apocryphal, but I remember a story of a person who sat out an election- in which they were a candidate. And lost. By one vote.

If I Saidyou Had A Beautiful Body (would You Hold It Against Me?)
If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me If I swore you were an angel Would you treat me like the devil tonight If I were dying of thirst Would your flowing love come quench me If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me Now we can talk all night about the weather Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast I could ask a lot of crazy questions Or I could ask what I really want to know If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me If I swore you were an angel Would you treat me like the devil tonight If I were dying of thirst Would your flowing love come quench me If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me Now rain can fall so soft against the window The sun can shine so bright up in the sky But daddy always told me, 'Don't make small talk' He said, 'Come on out and say what's on your mind' If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me If I swore you w

"if" Is A "very" Big Word
"IF" is a "VERY" big word If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time. If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got. If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances. If you are not big enough to lose you are too small to win. If you are not enjoying your work, you should either change your attitude, or change your job. (Leo Tolstoy) If you are not fired with enthusiasm, then you will be fired with enthusiasm. (Vince Lombardi) If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate. If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. (Chinese Proverb) If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right. If you begin to understand what you are without trying to change it, then what you are undergoes a transformation. (Jiddu Krishnamurti 1895-1986

If I Say Im Sorry
If i told you i was sorry, for all the things i've done For every time i let you down, for everytime i run. Would it make a difference, If i said i don't know why. I do the stupied things i do, that sometimes make you cry. If i told you i was sorry, If i said i was wrong. Would it fill this space between us, thats been there for so long. The reason may not matter now, perhaps they never will. The words won't justify the deeds, of the story i would tell. If i told you i was sorry' what difference would it make, but perhaps it's all that i can give, and hope that you will take. So when i tell you that i'm sorry, please belive it's true. Because right now it's all i have, from me to give to you..

If I Should
If I should die tonight in my sleep No one would miss me, no one would care, And if I should slit my wrists with a knife There'd be a party, a gala, a fair. If tomorrow the world were to end And I were to die With my hand on my heart I would say, "Fuck you world and have a nice day." No one cares about the child gone wrong, The little kid sat in the corner I still hurt and I feel pain Even more than you could ever imagine. But one day I hope to find someone To love me and treat me like gold Until the day that happens I struggle through life getting old. __done by (christine)

I Fish
Subject: I Fish I Fish A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade; listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

If I Should Die
If I should die tonight in my sleep No one would miss me, no one would care, And if I should slit my wrists with a knife There'd be a party, a gala, a fair. If tomorrow the world were to end And I were to die With my hand on my heart I would say, "Fuck you world and have a nice day." No one cares about the child gone wrong, The little kid sat in the corner I still hurt and I feel pain Even more than you could ever imagine. But one day I hope to find someone To love me and treat me like gold Until the day that happens I struggle through life getting old. __done by (christine)

If I Said
If I Said by BlueWolf If I said "I Love You" A million times Sang it in song Or wrote it in rhyme If I spelled it in smoke Way up high in the sky Or whispered it to you In a soft breeze that floats by If I shouted it from The middle of the street If I told every person That I happen to meet If I went to the beach And carved it in sand If I so lovingly told you By the gentle touch of my hand And if I told you Without saying a word In such a way that Only your heart heard If I said "I love you" A million times Would you feel it In the lonely tears I cry............

If I Show You Myself, Will You Turn Away?
This is me. I am a hard worker, but a procrastinator at the same time. I believe that everyone has some good inside of them though I think some people are really misguided. I would do anything for my family because they have never left me like some of my friends have. I believe in love, yet I don’t believe that I’ll ever find it again because I don’t feel like I’m worth it. I’m a person who would jump in front of a bullet for anyone, even if they were a stranger. I care too much for my own good. I’ve been called goth, punk, emo, prep. . .and quite honestly, what is the point in a label? I could care less for them. In fact, if you ask me what music I listen to, I will list bands. . .not labels. I hate judgmental people. I’m shy. I love making people laugh. Anything that I fear, I also am in awe about. I wish I were thinner and prettier so I could model. I think tattoo’s are beautiful. I have been taken advantage of and could have been raped if my friend didn’t come to

If I Say
if i say im here, would you stay? or would you laugh, and walk away? if i say, you are the one. would you believe, and fix whats been done? if i say, your my heart. what would happen, would we fall apart? if i say, i think i care. could you promise, youd be there? if i say, i cannot cry. would you help, or not even try? if i say, my world is you. would you except, or be confused? what would you do, if i say. you are the one i want, for the rest of my days? if you are her then let me know we'll chat laugh and get to know each other and see....

If I Should Die Before You Wake
This is a great video. Made by a soldier currently serving in Iraq. If this does not get a lot of comments I will be shocked and deeply saddened http://www.flashdemo.net/gallery/wake/index.htm

If I Said Goodbye
If I said goodbye today would you remember me tomorrow. If I said goodbye today would you love me tomorrow. If I said goodbye today would you forget I existed. If I said goodbye today would all the memories be forgotten and put in box in a dark closet some where. If I said goodbye today would you miss me and want me to come back. or would you rather me stay gone. If I said goodbye today would you still love me tomorrow

If I Should Die
If I should die, And you should live, And time should gurgle on, And morn should beam, And noon should burn, As it has usual done; If birds should build as early, And bees as bustling go, -- One might depart at option From enterprise below! 'T is sweet to know that stocks will stand When we with daisies lie, That commerce will continue, And trades as briskly fly. It makes the parting tranquil And keeps the soul serene, That gentlemen so sprightly Conduct the pleasing scene!

If I See
if i see clouds and you see sky if i say low and you say high if i go left and you go right how are we one and struggle this fight opposites attract is what they say but is there too much to make one stay when does compromise become losing yourself placing your wants up on top of a shelf to make the other happy to just make them smile do you have to become them and lose you for awhile all the give and the take to make it seem right when is it cool and when should you fight no matter the changes the look that you see i can change what iam but not who ill be DONE BY CHRISTINE .

If I Say Goodbye
If I say goodbye remember that i will be back, If I say goodbye remember that i still care. If I say goodbye i hope you never forget me. If I say goodbye know that you are always in my heart. If I say goodbye know that i will miss you. The tears will fall and i will be heart broken, but i know in my heart that i will return someday. If I say goodbye know that i will never forget you. and when i return i hope you all will still be here. If I say goodbye know it is just for alittle awhile, even though to me it will be an eternity. If I say goodbye i know it wont be easy to walk away without the tears falling. I just pray that when i return that you will be here with open arms. If I say goodbye know that i will always remember you and you will never be that far away cause in my heart you will be close. If I say goodbye know that it was because of you that i made it this far. If I say goodbye know that this is breaking my heart. If I say goodbye know that i

If I Seem Distant Lately...
Hello to my awesome peeps! I am sorry I haven\'t had much Fu time lately. I just put my house back on the market, and have been very preoccupied with that. I just wanted to take a minute to say to all my awesome friends,\"Thank you for always showing me the love you do!\" I don\'t always get a chance to comment back when I would like to, but it\'s great knowing you are thinking of me. I just had to put this info here so you know why I have been quiet lately,lol. Hopefully, things will get to normal again soon enough. The responses I\'m getting from potential buyers is better than I anticipated! Hopefully , it will go quickly. Thanks again all, and I\'m sorry for seeming so neglectful and had to say thanks again for understanding, and for the amazing amout of love you always show! Hope to catch up soon!

If I Should Lose Your Love
This is another Tracy and Wolf story Her straining eyes could barely make out the still form at the bottom of the cliff, its arms and legs twisted into impossible positions like those of a broken doll. Beside his unconscious form she could see the two young boys he had been searching for, scared and hungry. They appeared to be throwing stones at something she could not see in the thick forest not far from where Wolf lay. With a cry she started down the face of the cliff, crawling, sliding, jumping and climbing, doing things that no sane person would ever think of doing, but at that moment she was not sane. That was her man down there, and he was hurt, and there was no time to waste. Amidst a clatter of falling stones and rocks he landed on her hands and knees beside Wolf, startling the two small boys so much that one burst into tears. For three days they had stayed with Wolf, defending him from wild animals by throwing rocks as they came near. They had been living off the dr

If I Said Goodbye
If I said goodbye, would you tell me to stay? If I got lost, would you show me the way? If I cried, would you wipe them away? If I said goodbye, would you just let me walk away? If I need a hug, would you give me a hug? If I wanted to give up, would you say don't give up I am here for you? If i said goodbye, would it really matter to you? If I need a friend, would you be there? If I need a shoulder to cry on, would you stick around? If I said goodbye today, would you beg me to stay? If I decided today to walk away, would you let me? If I called on you for advice, would you help me if you could? If I said goodbye, would you want me to go? If I said goodbye

If I Stalked You
Wait?! Stalking? Is browsing profiles on this frivolous site considered stalking? I presume that stalking is being done by other ways, fake pages and faceless profiles. So to make it clear.... if I didn't want you to know that I have visited your page in order to stalk you darling fubarians... I would have made a fake profile, like so many others have done in the past. Cheers, KF

If I Should Die Tomorrow
if i should die tomorrow i would die a very wealthy person rich in the thought of you as my friend but i would not pass my riches onto just anyone but to someone who is worthy of such wealth a person who was once like you a man with a broken soul who let me see after two yrs there was a wealth of a man i was once like you but a person came into my life who showed me that even a broken soul can be a whole person with gentle hands kind words they mended me as i did you if i should die tomorrow dont mourn my passing rejoice to the heavens for having known me for it is what i did pass the riches you gave me onto yet another broken soul if i should die tomorrow&n

If I Say So
If I say I love you,Would you say you love me too?IF I say I miss you,Would you say you miss me too? If we ever got together,Would it be forever?I know that you say you love me,But is it really true? I just want to tell you,That I love you too

"if I Should Go "
Love leave me like the night the gently passing day we would not know but for that night when it has slipped away Go quietly a dream when done should leave no trace that it has lived except a gleam across the dream's face.......

If I Told You...by Crystal R. Hinson
If I told you I loved you, would you push me away? Or would you let me fall into your arms, where, forever, I would stay? If I told you I needed you, would you feel the same? Could you let me need you everyday, forever and eternally? If I told you I hated you, would you believe the words I say? Would you turn your back on me and leave me alone to pray? If I told you I was crying, would you be right by my side, to put your arms around my shoulders until the feelings pass me by? If I told you everything, could you still feel the same? Now that you know exactly who I am, would you still be mine to claim? If I told you...

If I Told You...
by Crystal R. Hinson If I told you I loved you, would you push me away? Or would you let me fall into your arms, where, forever, I would stay? If I told you I needed you, would you feel the same? Could you let me need you everyday, forever and eternally? If I told you I hated you, would you believe the words I say? Would you turn your back on me and leave me alone to pray? If I told you I was crying, would you be right by my side, to put your arms around my shoulders until the feelings pass me by? If I told you everything, could you still feel the same? Now that you know exactly who I am, would you still be mine to claim? If I told you...

If I Told You...
If I told you I loved you, would you push me away? Or would you let me fall into your arms, where, forever, I would stay? If I told you I needed you, would you feel the same? Could you let me need you everyday, forever and eternally? If I told you I hated you, would you believe the words I say? Would you turn your back on me and leave me alone to pray? If I told you I was crying, would you be right by my side, to put your arms around my shoulders until the feelings pass me by? If I told you everything, could you still feel the same? Now that you know exactly who I am, would you still be mine to claim? If I told you... my point to this is that we should all ask our next partner those questions before we give them our hearts:( specially if its fragile! I trusted another with my heart once not long ago, He mishandled it... dropped it and broke it... fortunately, not irreparably so. I picked it up and took it home and now im hiding it away for

If It Were A Man..........
September 14, 2006 If it were a man.......... If it were me a man who owed child support you damn well know I'd be in trouble.But here it is a woman who has 2 different fathers and a 3rd father on the way for 4 different kids and because she is fucked up in the head with bipolar and what ever else she has my children suffer .I mean they cant do as much as we used to do.Not that I am insensetive to her having another child but plz come on fertile myrtyle get spayed ,you have 3 kids that you dont take care of ,and havent since you met me .In my opinion I wish Jenniffer and katelyns biological dad would jst go away I dont need there money and the kids dont need there bullshit .The kids want me to be there dad and thats what i am going to do.Yea I follow all the rules and do what I am supposed to and I get the shit end of the stick .I should go back to the way I was ?should i destroy the girls and walk out of there lives?No I cant, like before I will get a call at 3:00am from the polic

If It Was Gonna Be, It Would Have Been!
Why do some people decide to talk about threesums or other couples during sex? Talk about me, tell me what you like about me, my body, the way I'm sexin' you, anything that we are doin at that time. It's a turn off. Like your not really that into me. Why are you so concerned about other things at that time? If I wanted to do that with you, it would already be goin' down or talk about before hand.

If It Is???
...because if it's love, you will know.... ...because if it's love, life will show you... ...because if it's love, you can look past the shallows.... ...because if it's love, you will endure pain.... ...because if it's love, vulnerability will be your guide.... ...because if it's love, honesty is the rule.... ...because if it's love, the past will be a mold.... ...because if it's love, mutual respect is a work in progress.... ...because if it's love, detachment is possible.... ...because if it's love, there will be no butterflies.... ...because if it's love, 15 minute arguments are common... ...because if it's love, it may not be forever.... ...because if it's love, it's worth it...today...and tomorrow.

If It Wasen't For Angels
Do you believe in Angels? Or how about love at frist site? I have always thought that my three daughters were my Angels sent from Heaven, But now I know they arn't the only Angels watching over me... I believe in Angels and love at first sight for the fact that at the time Aron came into my life I needed the extra hand to hold me up, even if it was over the phone for the first 2 months he was allways just a call away. And the first time I met him, I knew if I ever got the chance I would take him home with me. Then all do reality, he called me the night I was having a bad night at work and asked me what I was makin for dinner. So the Gods must have had Aron right where we would meet at the perfect time and made us fall in love within just a few weeks, Neither one of us had love one our minds at the time, but unfortionaly we didn't have a choice in the matter destany had allready figured out our fate for us. So if it wasn't for Angels or some higher power I would have never been a

If I Told You I Love You
If I told you I love you what would you say ? Would you tell me you felt the same or would you just walk away? For now I know my Heart has been yours all along. Still I have tried to move past it and tired to be strong. Every time I see you it fills me with joy. Then im filled with sadness cause I know you will never be my boy. I wrote this poem to tell you how I feel. To get these things off my mind and to be real.

If I Take My Heart Back
If I take my heart back, how would you feel? If I released you back into the world, what would you do? If I said, "I cannot any more.", would you be sad? If I admitted fear, would you relieve me? If I felt I will lose you, would you even care? If I lost you, would you come back? I feel as if I'm going to lose a battle against something I cannot control. It's as if I am working towards nothing. At the end of it all, I shall be the one to cry, as I have tonight. My pain will become me and I will become my pain. At the end of the day, I will have lost. And, there's nothing I can do about it.

If It Were Not For You
I know that i would never be, The person i am today, If you were not in love with me, In your very special way. The feeling i get when i'm with you, Takes me to heights untold. And all the love thats in my heart, Comes forth for you to hold. Just little things you do to me, Like the warm touch of your hand. Lets me know immediatley, That you love and understand. You always know just what to say, To make me feel alive. It's the little things you do each day, That keeps our love alive. The gentle hugs you give to me, The way you stroke my hair. Shows all the love you hold for me, And how much you really care. When we walk you hold my hand, For all the world to see. But when you put your hand in mine, Theres only you and me. You rescued me when i was down, And thought my life was through. I wouldnt feel so alive today, If it were not for you!

If It Feels Like It's Too Good To Be True..it Probably Is!!
Nothing worthwhile or of value comes easy. If something seems to good to be true, too easy....it probably is!! You only appreciate the things you have to earn, work on, something that gives you a challenge. You appreciate and feel satisfaction in the SUccess of gaining your GOAL, Prize..whatever it is you are after. I think the same applies to relationships between men and women!! SO ladies....don't be too EASY to get!!! Trust me...you will hurt less in the end.!! If they REALLY want you...they will work for you and EARN you!!!

If I Tried 2
I can't change how the feelings will be shown Don't blame you, you're nervous on your own propose the worst and i'm the first in line despite the rest, It's not a bad sign that you mean the world to me... and the city and my soul disagree last time round fast, I'll see you on the way down life's a funny thing when you can't bring yourself to face it if you want to now i'll shake here, for your sake dear I was raised and I was born here I couldn't leave California if I tried to Can't say now where I'm gonna go When I figure it out, you'll be the first to know. Do you understand that it's out of these hands of mine Despite our plans I've got to draw the line And you still mean the world to me... the city and my soul disagree last time round fast, I'll see you on the way down life's a funny thing when you can't bring yourself to face it if you want to now i'll shake here, for your sake dear I was raised and I was born here I couldn't leave California if I tr

If It Isnt One Thing Its Another
I found out my dr. is going to put me on oxygen. I have asthma and COPD. I get so out of breath from just walking. I will be 30 next month and some days I feel like Im 90. I have 2 kids. I am so scared that I wont be around to see them grow up.It bothers me that Im only going on 30 and already need oxygen. And way other than that things are great. I hope everyone had a great Valentines day and that you got lots of goodies. I got mine the day after hehehe a 1 ct diamond ring!

If It Was Alwayz About Life N Death
Crucifixion of an Angel She remains defiant in the face of death Nailed to the cross Accused of treachery and witchcraft She was only true to her soul She had a taste for adventure She could bewitch and beguile She was fantastic company A party animal who also had a sensitive side She loved romantic trips to Paris and Rome She liked expensive clothes Her lovers would spend all their money on her But that was enough to keep her close She always felt the need to move Always uncomfortable in one single place A thirst for excitement which had to be quenched Many of her partners became paupers A few even took their lives She was an explosive personality Once you had spent an even in her company Your life would never be the same And now she has been judged by her former lovers Found guilty of being a witch An old crime in a modern setting I kneel at her feet and beg her to forgive us all "Your beauty corrupted our souls Such beauty only belongs in heaven Return t

If I Told You This Was Killing Me, Would You Stop?
Would you? Because it's killing me. Stop calling me. Stop bitching at me because I won't go out with you. Just fucking stop it. And you, stop making me love you. Stop being adorable. And Caitlin. Stop being a sucker for a sweet talker. Why don't you make up your mind? Listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done. RAWR. I'm in love with you. and I'll never be able to stop. I wish I could be with you. So fucking bad. I don't care what you do anymore. I just care about what you think of me. What you want from me. I just hope I'm that girl that you can't ever get out of you head. I hope I'm the girl you think about before you go to bed. I hope I'm in that cigarette that you breathe. I hope whenever you're loving some other girl, it's always me you think of first. I hope I haunt you. I hope you love me just as badly as I love you.

If It's Not One Thing, It's Another...
Well, yesterday was rather eventful for me. Hubby woke up with pain in his stomach again, and after being promoted by the 'evil mother-in-law' (my mother) to either go back to the ER or call the Dentist and see if he could be seen pronto - had a 4pm visit with the dentist to follow up with his discharge Saturday. They put him on a different antibiotic, one that was signifantly stronger and that he would only have to take for two weeks - and sent him home. He brought the new prescription back and asked me to fill it, which I didn't object to. I finished watching the last few minutes of my show and left hubby with m-i-l and the kids. He also asked me to pick up some yogurt while I was out, so I did. But the prescription was $202 to fill (with only $214 in the bank)!! So after some talking with the pharmacy tech (have I mentioned that I love the Rite-Aid staff??) they agreed to fill half of the script and treat it as a refill order. But I'd have to come back at 7pm to get it. ~grumble gr

If It Isn't One Thing It's Another......
So things have finally started slowing down with work and life. I'm all set to go blasing away with pic comments and what happens? No cable internet! Arrrrgh! I am connect through my wireless card on my laptop, but have any of you tried to surf effectively on cherry with one of those things. Takes forever with some of the pages people have on here. Well, I should have the cable back on in a week when my brother pays the bill. Just keep being patient. I promise I will be back with comments soon.

If It Wasn't Friday...
If it wasn't Friday I think I would go postal on a few clients today. First, we have a major client that we do tons of work for. They are always late paying, and we always have to call and ask them to please pay. At this point January and Febuary invoices were past due, and the March one will be by the end of next week. They had asked for my business partner to come down next week and spend the whole week at their offices and work with them from there. No problem if they pay the invoices, and are prepared to pay for his hotel and meals. They said they would have the oustanding invoices sent out overnight. They only paid January. Another one keeps sending me these changes. I'm fine with making changes. But when they go against what looks good, I will tell them it isn't going to look professional. Every day this week she is adding more and more to clutter it up. I even told her yesterday nothing more can fit there... and what do I get.... MORE!! Some people drive me nuts

If I Told You, What Would You Do?
I rarely say, "I love you." But, if I did… IF I were the type Inclined to such emotional eruptions And vocal expression. . . What would I say to you? Would you be mad at me? Would anything change? I would probably say It’s been a long time since I’ve been in love Or since I even thought I loved. So long, in fact, I’m not sure I know what love is, anymore - Or if I ever really knew. But, if I even thought I loved someone, I think it would be you. I may not say it and you may not want to hear it, but I prefer showing and sharing with you. No expectations or regret, just your company and time with you is more than I've ever asked for. I just wanted to say thanks.

If I Tell You
If I’ve said I love you a thousand times, It could never be enough. My life is now more complete, Then I had ever hoped for. With you as my friend, This world no longer holds any fears. With you by my side, Any dream would pale in the light. Your shining eyes, that beautiful smile, Brings more joy and peace than I have ever known. The feel of you wrapped safe in my arms, Oh how I have loved those times, more than you can ever know. If I tell you I love you a million times, It would be a million times too few. For this love that I feel for you, Can never be more than any man has felt before. I wish you could know my heart, the way you make me feel, Just by being you, thank you for all that you have done. by INXS421 04/07/07

If It Occurs Natually, There Can't Be Any Other Explanation
sometimes people get lung cancer who don't smoke — Wednesday, April 18, 2007 so we can't really prove that smoking causes lungcancer? So, I was a sheep a few days ago. They said everyone send this letter to your congressmen and stuff. I didn't even read the letter. That was stupid. After the I read the letter that I sent, I thought, - that was stupid fucking letter. Why the hell did I do that? But ohwell. Everyone makes mistaqkes I suppose. I got a response to it. Adam Hampton >> Dear Elected Official, I am very concerned about the failure of most elected officials to take action to solve the serious problems facing our state, nation, and world. I urge you to STEP IT UP. Become informed. Then take effective action. That's why you were elected. It's your responsibility. We are already experiencing serious consequences of climate change caused by the burning of coal, oil, and gas. Those consequences are becoming worse, with catastrophic cli

If It Pleases Him
If it pleases Him to have me kneel before Him I will kneel reverently. If it pleases Him to bind me I will gladly offer my arms to Him. If it pleases Him to touch me I will allow myself to be touched. If it pleases Him to teach me I will learn all that I can. If it pleases Him to discipline me I will accept it without a sound. If it pleases Him to allow me to serve Him I will serve Him with loyalty and devotion.

If It Didn't Happen, Then Why Can I Remember It?
If It Didn't Happen, Then Why Can I Remember It? Demons fill the night, lauging light and the light burns in my head. Screaming out to me calling me, from the dead. Symphony of pain, yet again, and blood spatters angry red, against the pristine white skin of the lamb. Things born inside of me, fuzzy dream? Visions from the deepest hell, hazy memory? but blood leaves stains, rotting smells. This room smells of sweat and fear, i was here, look around and things remind never dig too deep, afraid of what i will find. Echoes bouncing down the halls, and off of walls. but begging cries fall on deaf ears. Too real to be dreams. and lucid dream state ever nears.

If It Looks Like Rain Then It Most Likely Is
One love, one glance, if everyone could just get that second chance. Divine, so fine, your lips upon mine Slowly determining, what my heart is burning for. These words, you will see, will mean everything . I hate with my heart, and i love with my hands but once id like, to stop and take a stand So hard i feel, when my mind is on you. So blind, i cant see, anything anymore. You know, i cant, stop what im doing, And i care, so much, when i stare back into your eyes Even if i cant tell you how i feel I can make you feel things thats not even real. These choices ive made, reflect on my tommorow and i dont want you to give me any sorrow. I want just for once, to let go of my thoughts so many years i have fought, and i have fought.....and yet im still fighting Tell me what i need, and i will do what i can No promises would i ever make, but no promise is never withheld. I cant give you me, i can give you whats left If you dont want wha

If It Feels Like She Is Stil Here... Did She Really Ever Leave?
She’s been gone for more than 3 hours, but I can still feel her all over my body. I can feel the smooth skin on her neck still tingling against my lips and her hair on the side of my face. The smell of her sweat mixed with mine. An echo etched into my soul.It's strange to have her be but three feet from me and feel a million miles away, and then have her be so far from my sight and have everything that makes her wanted so deep inside my body. Her perfume in my lungs, the sound of her breath in my ear, and the muscles of my body still sore and tense the way only a lover can make them.Were it up to me, the world would be a smaller, more simple place. A place of small quiet nests and cafes hidden from the rest of the world by its own bustling activity. A place of tall trees and cool grass to lie in, naked and warm in the sun, caressing each others bodies into levels of pleasure to be felt only by each other and viewed only by birds.Late at night, I visit these places. She may be somewhere

If It Wasn't For The Innocents
"If it wasn't for the innocents" Sitting here in fear that the darkness is to powerful, how much longer can it be held at bay. It’s so close to taking over. The battle is exhausting. How much more do I have left to give.... The battle must rage on, there are innocents that must be forever protected. So now I must battle I must fight even though Im completely exhausted. Can’t even pick up My arms anymore but I must move forward. The darkness that is knockin at the door is threatening to break thru, oh god give the strength to keep it all away, and to protect those who don’t deserve it. Oh God give me the strength....... If it wasn’t for the innocents would it be worth the fight would it be worth the stress, worth the grey hairs, the pain? If it wasn’t for the innocents would I have givin up a long time ago? Oh God give me the strength…….

If I Tell You....
Here is one of the Poems that i actually wrote myself!! IF I TELL YOU.... If I tell you I love you… Will you believe me?? If I tell you I care… Will you trust me?? If I tell you to be here for ever… Will you run away?? For all the questions I have asked…. I still get no answers Like I am alone No one to run to, No one who cares So I ask again If I tell you I love you… Will you believe me?? If I tell you I care… Will you trust me?? If I tell you to be here for ever… Will you run away? I still sit here alone, hurt and wanting some answers… But you run away A mind filled with words, a heart filled with love And a soul empty because you will not tell me My heart longing for those special words that say you CARE!! Wondering how we have love so strong But yet untold... A friendship so close but so far apart Months have past now and I ask the same questions… And still getting the same answers… Where

If I Told You......
If I told you I loved you, would you push me away? Or would you let me fall into your arms, where, forever, I would stay? If I told you I needed you, would you feel the same? Could you let me need you everyday, forever and eternally? If I told you I hated you, would you believe the words I say? Would you turn your back on me and leave me alone to pray? If I told you I was crying, would you be right by my side, to put your arms around my shoulders until the feelings pass me by? If I told you everything, could you still feel the same? Now that you know exactly who I am, would you still be mine to claim? If I told you... by Crystal R. Hinson

If It Were You, Wouldnt You Want The Help??
Graphixs@ fubar This is one special guy who helps everyone. If you don't know him yet, your missing out. Girls hit him up, guys don't be skurred, he's cool peeps! Please do what you can to show him some FU-love. He is only around 42K out from hitting level 19 so anything you can do is appreciated! Thanks and much love to you, Sonya xoxox

If It Aint Broke Don't Fix It
i know this is a little late but i wanted to get my 2cents in... i like the name CherryTap better than Fubar. i joined cause i liked the name, cherrytap was a "friendly" name. Fubar is just...well..blucky. i want CherryTap back!!

If I Tolded You
If I Told You.by Chandellx0 If i told you i loved you you wouldn't care you care about her and don't see whats right there if i told you i loved you you couldn't see all the things that we could be if i told you i loved you you wouldn't hear because all you talk about is how you love her if i told you i loved you i would just hurt my self because you love her and i stand by watching you flirt with her if i told you i loved you well i wouldn't because you don't love me

If It Wasn't For Alcohol....
Good Morning. Opening weekend of the NFL, for those that care that is…and it also starts the season off for those wonderful commercials again, for those that care. I loved Burger Kings spicy chicken sandwich commercial. Where the rooster is learning to control the force of his kick with a Zen Master. It’s too funny for words…you will have to look it up or perhaps view it. Very funny! This weekend also opens up the mass quantities of alcohol being consumed while watching games. You know, if it weren’t for alcohol the police would all be flocked around diners and donut shops…I know stereo typing at its’ best. But, here are a couple of News Briefs taken from happenings recently. If Not for Alcohol, Could Newspapers Exist? Alexander Ocampo, 27, was arrested in Hilton Head Island, S.C., in July for DUI and for continuing to drive on even after his car had briefly spun out of control, oblivious of the fact that his passenger had been ejected through his open window. (The passenger survive

If It Weren't For Bad News...there Would Be No News At All
My gosh, does it seem like now days that the storms do more damage then in the past? Humberto, and who named that one? Fidel? No big deal…Good Morning to all those who have power in Texas and to those who don’t I truly hope it will be restored soon. Sitting water and 85 – 100 temps with no power to speak of means humid, nasty air. Hurricanes have no weakness except to destroy things in their path. You know, modern as we are today with Doppler radar forecasting guru’s and enough warning so people could move to Alaska, we still have people who stay in harms way and think, hope is more like it that the storm will not get them. It will pass by them without any effect… Yeah I know, people do not wish to leave their possessions. I understand that. I also understand you can’t take everything you own with you…I guess it is a catch 22. You know…I have heard that saying many times before and have used it myself and I truly have no idea what the hell it means other then you are damned if you do a

If It Were Not Silent....
(I always mark NSFW because I never know if I'm going to end up either swearing ridiculously or talking about sex. Eh, better safe than deleted, right?) Right now it's September, or at least I think it is... I'm never sure because my days run into blurs of weeks and months lately. I haven't known the exact date for well over a month and that's okay with me. August sucks. Period, plain, and simple. Sucks wild, hairy goat ass. In the fucking first week of August I have many anniversaries that I cannot avoid, even with an alcohol induced week long haze. August 2nd - the anniversary of my wedding. August 3rd - the anniversary of my divorce (6 years later). August 9th - The anniversary of my mom's death. Peppered in between are some birthdays and other crap that I can't quite remember right now, but you get the gist of it. No matter what, August sucks for me. The depression I feel in the beginning of the month trickles down into the remaining weeks and makes me thank God when it's ov

If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
This weekend was a full one for birthdays around Minot of people I know! My nephew Mathew hit double digits yesterday (he's 10 now), a baby at Bethany Lutheran named Mayli, the daughter of one of Martha's fellow choir members, turned one year old Saturday, and one of the oldest -- heck, he may be THE oldest, I'm not sure -- men at our church, Olger, celebrated his 95th birthday that day too! Take my word for it, Olger's still pretty spry and busy for his age; he operated a bakery before he retired and, in addition to still making fabulous caramel rolls, he's also a dancer known for his stamina! I can only hope I'm that able and outgoing by 2066 when I'm ninety-five! Our kids are getting bigger every day, it seems; when we had Sarah and Jeffrey at the WIC office this past Friday, our one and a half year old weighed in at twenty-five and a half pounds while Jeffrey at two and a half months weighed fifteen pounds and nine ounces. Jeffrey's a quarter-inch over two feet tall while Sarah'

If It Was Just For Alittle While
If i could make you smile just for alittle while, If i could make you laugh even if it is just for alittle while, I know i did my job as a friend. If i could give you a hug to say that it will be ok i would even if it were just for a short time. If i could take away your pain wipe away your tears even if it was just for a day I would, cause then i know i did my job as a friend. If i could bring happiness even for a day I would cause that is what friends do. If i could just for alittle while change your life i would. Being your friend is what i want to be friendships are special if i can be your friend forever i will. If i can make you smile just for alittle while even if i was just for a short time If i could wipe away your tears take the pain away even if it is just for alittle while i know i did my job as a friend If i can be there just for a day to do the things that friends do i would be there in a heart beat. Even if it was just for alittle awhile.

If It Could Happen
If it could happen By Eric Ethan If there was one moment in time to share with my special friend to decorate the Christmas tree together. Wrapping presents for every one Putting the lights up on the trees The neatest ornaments that hold memories to our hearts and put them around the tree to make it look like colorful artful tree. I put a angel up there to shine bright through the holidays and watching over you to hold you strong and safe through the holidays and the newest year. Sit down and treat our selves to egg nog laugh and talk more and share things to geather. Lets turn on the lights out side and inside to bring in the cheer to one and all with smiles on their face. Lets sit down and look the tree while the fire gazed through the night I said one more thing, We got our coats on and walk outside and made a snowman and snow girl hugging each with snow stature saying special friends forever The end

If I.... Thanks Darlin
If I could find the words to say That would take the breath in you away I'd recite them to you every hour, every day And make any sacrafice, Any price I'd pay If I could write the perfect song That would heal all your wounds, right any wrong I'd compose a symphony with harmonics by the throng And sing my confession of love to you all day long If I could make you feel inspired That would fill you with hope when you were stuck in the mire I'd lift you up 'till you were heaven higher And bring you back down with earthly desire If I could show you at a glance That would prove my love is without circumstance I'd show you how you gave me the chance And share my soul and our lovers dance If I could show you how you make me feel That your touch makes my senses reel I'd pledge my cherished devotion with kises sealed And love you with a passion that would make you kneel If I could have the change again That would start our lives where our love began I'd love you n

If I Told You
If i told you i needed you. what would you say if i told you i wanted you, what would you say if i told i loved you what would you say if i told you i yearn for your touch? would you hold me if i held you in my arms, and shed one loan tear would you be there to comfort me if i was weak? would you be my strength? if i offered my hand, would you take it? and walk with me? if i told you i loved you would you say...I love you too?

If It's Not One Thing It's Another
just when i thought things were getting better i've got to go see a neurologist. i went to the hospital for some simple leg pain and upon examination the dr. realized i have less feeling on my left side. he thinks it's possible that i've had a stroke and never knew it. so now i gotta go for further testing january 3rd. i've also got hematuria which is just a fancy medical term for blood in my urine. oh well i guess shit happens.

If It Weren't For You
If it weren't for you By DJ Shimmer If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be stronger. I wouldn't have my guard up.. I would have grew fonder. Thank you for taking that away from me. And letting my eyes see what I refused to believe. You left yourself open, for me to let go. You weren't strong enough... But my heart was, though. If I was utterly mistaken, for what I have said. You would have contacted me.. But you let me go, instead. If it weren't for you, I would still be holding on. To something that wasn't even there anymore. Something that, for months, was gone. You've made it quite impossible to ever trust again. In time, I may find the right person, out there. But then again, no one understands. No one's ever loved me, for me. I thought you were the only one. You told me never to worry about things. And I was right, all along. I was always told to go with my gut feelings. I never did listen to myself. I refused to believe you were like everyone else. An

If It Applies
I'D LIKE THIS BACK IF IT APPLIES > A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. > She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. > Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. > She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! > "And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said w

If It Didn't The It Wouldn't Be Worth The Gain.
It takes strength It takes strength to do what must be done when the work is unpleasant and uncomfortable. It takes strength to persist in the face of obstacles, when it would be much easier to simply give up. It takes strength to be polite to someone when that person has been rude to you. It takes strength to be truthful when a lie would be more convenient. It takes strength to build for the future. It takes strength to resist temptations and distractions. It takes strength to do what is right. It takes strength to make an effort when it would be easier to make up an excuse. It takes strength to do all these things. And all the while, these are the very things that build even more strength. Be truthful, do what you know is right, put forth effort when it is called for, persist, and the more you do so, the more easily you'll be able to do so. Exercise your strength, and you'll surely grow stronger, more capable, and successful in each endeavor. -- Ralph Marston

If It All Ended Tomorrow....
Most of you know the recent loss I've endured and how fitting I found a song that really makes you think. Listen to it, Soak up the words and let me here what you would do if it all ended tomorrow. Pacey's Answers; I would hold my son and tell him how much I love him. Tell him daddy tried his best and tell him how much I am proud of him and tell him to never give up and keep fighting. I would call each friend I ever made and tell them I love them. I would write a letter to my family and friends, explaining my life, my choices, and wait for the end to come with no regrets!~ This is a very serious issue for me and damn it dont comment bullshit, or I promise I will unleash a wrath of hell like you have never seen. Please respect my intentions here and comment with an open heart~

If I Told You I Was In Love With You
if i told you i was in love with you would you tell me i was crazy? if i told you i was in love with you would you love me back? if i told you i was in love with you what would you do? if you told me you were in love with me i wouldn't say you are crazy if you told me you were in love with me i would love you back if we were in love would we get married? if we were in love would we get our own place? if we were to fall in love what would happen?

If It Matters...
20 LOVE QUESTIONS [01] Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to? nope [02] Have u ever been given roses? yes [04] How many times have you honestly fallen deeply in love: once [05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? soulmate.... idk [06] What's your current problem? would take too long to say [07] Have you ever had your heart broken? yes [08] Had a Long Distance Relationship? sort of [09] Do you believe in this saying - What goes around comes around? sometimes [10] Do you want to get married? one day... [11] How many kids do you want to have? at least one [12] Whats your favorite color(s)? black, blue,red, camo lol, [13] Who was the last person you held hands with? ........ alallaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jfsidjfaidf [14] Do you believe in love at first sight? no that would be lust [15] Would you kiss the last person you kissed? idk [17] Do you still love your ex? no, i never loved him [18] Do you know someone who lik

If I Take These Pills.......
If I take these pills, will the pain go away? If my heart stops beating, will it finally stop hurting? A million times I've looked at that bottle sitting there and a million times I had a reason to walk right past and not take them. So what stops me now? What stops me after having had my heart ripped out and stomped on? Did you finally get what it is you wanted? Are you finally happy now? I hope so. I hope one of us got what they wanted out of life, cuz it sure as shit ain't me. So drink some tequila, take the pills and smoke a blunt. Sounds like a fitting end for this ran over bitch!!

If I Told U...
If I told u that I wanted 2 see u, If I told u that I'd always keep you, what would you say. Tell me how you would feel If told you that I had feelings for you- would it be so wrong to say whats on my mind-I'm sorry I had too...I know where friends, but what if my feelings have changed- But I don't want to hurt you. If I told you that I'd always keep you, I know that were just friends, but what If I decide to bring something in....Do you think we would lose a good friendship, I don't want to choose between two precious things. If I told you that...If I told you...If I told you that my feelings are beginning, If I told you that I want to see you,If I told you that I dig you're conversation,and style...If I told you that....

If I Told You...
If I told you that I wanted you, would you believe me? Would you take my hand and guide me to the other place? I long to listen and hear your voice guiding me under your spell. Creating me as you would have me, and needing me even more. Shall I lose myself in the dark mist of the night...will you find me there? Will I come to you willingly and place myself at your feet? Can I learn trust by you, will you guide me through all the terriors we will feel and the desires we will need? Shall I come to you or shall you come to me?

If I Told U
IF I..... IF I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVED YOU WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME? IF I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED YOU FOREVER WOULD YOU WANT THE SAME? IF I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I HATE GAMES WOULD YOU RUN IT ON ME? IF I CRIED RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU WOULD YOU WIPE MY TEAR'S AWAY? IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN TRUST ME WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR ALL? IF I TOLD YOU THAT I AM AS REAL AS IT GET'S WOULD YOU QUESTION IT? IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU MAKE ME THE MOST HAPPEST PERSON WOULD YOU SMILE FOR THAT? IF I GRAB YOUR HAND WOULD YOU HOLD MY HAND BACK? IF I KISSED YOU WOULD YOU KISS ME BACK? **ALL THESE THINGS I WHAT MAKES ME THE PERSON THAT I AM AND EITHER YOU CAN TAKE ME THE WAY I AM OR DON'T TAKE ME AT ALL...I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TO MUCH PAIN CAUSED BY GETTING INTO RELATIONSHIP THAT TURN OUT BAD AND CAN NEVER SEEM TO MEET THAT RIGHT PERSON AND IF I DO HE IS NOT ON THE ISLAND AND THAT IS THE PART THAT SUCK BAD**

If I Told You This Was Killing Me...
Watch your mouth hold your tongue boy because you're running out of breath running out of time before every careless word that you utter renders you utterly useless. now you're drowning in your own saliva trying to speak yourself to the top of your empty world well keep on talking just keep on rambling you've got your mouth full listen here's the pleasant part you and i we fell apart. listen here's the pleasant part you and i we fell apart. why can't you make up your mind? why can't you make up your mind? shut your mouth burn your bridges throw your words like an attack and stab me in the wait a second wait a second what's that i just heard Never mind, it's obviously worthless.. now you're standing on your soapbox yelling from the rooftops everything you say is a lie. a lie a lie. lie lie Yeah! listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done. listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done. why can't you make up your min

If Its Not 1 Thing Its Another
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If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It
If it's not broken then don't fix it If life seems to hard, then make it easy only you control your daily outcomes If it's raining outside...play in it, kiss in it...enjoy the day don't waste it If your having a bad hair day, wear a hat or just sport it who really cares that every strand is not in place? If you going to cry make it good, cry for loved ones for new babys for weddings and deaths cry for love and for friends and maybe just because but whatever it may be make it good and make it your own. If your gonna love, then love with every ounce of you heart and soul, hold on tight and learn to let go sometimes. smile at his/her jokes and tell them their amazing, let them see your natural self and let them tickle and play with you, but always always be yourself no one whats to fall for someone who's fake. If your going to do it Do it right... and I mean this about life... make things count and don't regret your past....everything is a life lesson and you etheir le

If It Wasnt For You Mom
If it wasnt for you mom, i wouldnt be here to share life, if it wasnt for you mom, i wouldnt be here to say thank you for never giving up on me. you are my friend, my inspiration to help me get through the good and the bad times in my life. if it wasnt for you. Love from your son, Cleon

If It Ain't Right Then Could It Be Wrong?
Just around the corner 120 days Addict name Carlton, help! I am facing a critical time in my life, because I have been faced with some situations that are not stressful or amusing, the disease is disguising itself as thoughts of my actions I been making. I do not want to believe my theory is normal. I think it is more severe then I can manifest. My thought pattern sometimes sets up a prototype of mis-advice blue prints. At the same time, I recognize it is the notorious disease weaving me in this web. I cannot ignore it, because it is not taking a backseat to anything I try. Instead, I have offered not the backseat, but the bus stop bench to my meetings, suggestions from those who care about my recovery, and I might well say the high power’s guidance. The guidance happens to be my step-work I started and stopped building links to farther my recovery. Here I am so wrapped up in my snowstorm until I am constantly trying to ignore the disease is trying to arrest, sentence and execute my

If I Told You!
If I told you I love You Would you tell me you love me too If I told you my heart belongs to you Would you take it and treat it good If I told you I can't stand being without you Would you come to me and take care of me If I told you, you are the only one for me Would you tell me I am the only one for you If I closed my eyes and wished you here with me Would you be there when I open my eyes If I told you, you make me happier than I have ever been Would you tell me I make you happier than you have ever been If I told you, you are what keeps me going Would you make sure that I never stopped If I told you I long to hear your voice Would you call me to ease my longing If I told you I dream of you being in my arms Would you come to me and let me hold you If I told you I wanted you to make love to me Would you make love to me and take me places I have never been If I told you I think of you from morning till night Would you tell me you think of me from morning till night

If Its You And Me
I can't back down. I need to step up and tell you how I feel. there is a lot of people, but nobody makes me feel loved like you do. something about you that makes me smile. I can't keep my eyes off of you. everything you do is very sweet. you are so beautiful. I cant keep my eyes off you. you are inside my head. if it's you and me. I would be the happiest man in the world. there is nothing I wouldn't do for you. there is a lot of people but you are the only one I want. there are so many things I want to tell you but I just don't know how to say it. I don't know why I cant keep my eyes off of you. everything you do is beautiful. if it was you and me. I would spoil you forever. there is a lot of people but you are the only one I want in my arms. you have my heart now. do you want my soul? you are so beautiful. everything about you is beautiful. if its you and me. I would love you forever

If It's Not One Thing It's Another!
My son which is 15 hasn't been able to use the restroom in 8 days, you know number 2 I took him to the doctors an he gave him this shit called colace? Said for me to also get some mineral oil to take by mouth also up the ya know and that hasn't really helped him at all, doctor said he may think that there is a blockage but we're going to try everytning before going through a surgery... I have been trying to get a hold of a doc today however the shit won't answer the phone & I need to know what to do in this case because my son is do to go back tommorrow, school that is... Anyways please give some prayers for him an lets just hope he'll be able to go sometime soon...

If It Wasnt For Bad Luck....
.... I wouldnt have any luck at all...The past few weeks have been nothing but HELL for me...on Easter sunday, i find my uncle in my bathroom dieing..then last week my best friend shot and killed himself, a few days ago was the 2 year anniversary of my ex's death, and now today, my other uncle is in the hospital on life support from over dosing...i dont know what to do anymore, i feel as if im in a huge crowd, screaming at the top of my lungs and no one even bothers to look up...aside from all that, we are still having money issues cause we had to pay for an unexpected funeral, and now we are going to have to do it AGAIN...everyone i care about isnt here, and everyone i have lost is gone. i need help, i need advice, i need someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be ok, that all the bad stuff is over with... i cant handle it much more, the stress is eating at me little by little till there is nothing left...BAH......

If It Makes You Feel Better
go on, take a breather go on dig it deeper take another step towards that ledge again go 'head, sniff your life away go 'head, call it an early day I dont care what you say poster child for immaturity you cant tell which direction youre going one day to the next In the midst of your pissing and moaning I make this request Cut yourself till you bleed whine and moan 'bout your needs it makes no mind to me if it makes you feel better I wont let you cross that line I wont let you take what's mine fuck yourself up on your own time sleep it off then do it again Yes, girl, I love you but I dotn like what you do to yourself its not fucking normal anyway

If It Was Today
If you are thinking it is today do you want it to be today? If you think it is today, would you change what you do today? If it was to be today would it make a difference? If you knew you had today ~ what would it mean to you?

If It Kills Me...
Well, all I really want to do is love you A kind much closer than friends use But I still can't say it after all we've been through And all I really want from you is to feel me As the feeling inside keeps building And I will find a way to you if it kills me, if it kills me Well, how long can I go on like this, wishing to kiss you Before I rightly explode And this double life I lead isn't healthy for me, in fact it makes me nervous If I get caught I could be risking it all Well, baby there's a lot that I miss in case I'm wrong All I really want to do is love you A kind much closer than friends use But I still can't say it after all we've been through Lyrics...if it kills me...Jason mraz... And all I really want from you is to feel me As the feeling inside keeps building And I will find a way to you if it kills me, if it kills me If I should be so bold, I'd ask you to hold my heart in your hand Tell you from the start how I've longed to be your man But I n

If I Tell You
If I tell you to sleep with open eyesWill you still dream of me dyingHold my hands and kiss my headWill you still hear me cryingLook at the dividing line in airSeparating my skin from your skinDrowning my soul in your aromaRepeatedly imagining our sweet sinIf I ask you to be on your knees foreverWill you pray till we meet on the other sideKeep your hands and knees foldedWrap in my memories within your mindI have chased horizon, kissed sunYet craving for a touch from youWith angels all around, I walk aloneWondering if your sky is still blue

If It Walks Like A Duck...
I treat everyone with respect and rarely say anything to anyone... I'm a loner. But I've been watching some of the fighting and crying on here and find it amusing. If you take pictures of yourself in revealing clothes and suggestive positions solely to get more rates, etc. You're a piece of meat! Or at least that's what you're representing yourself as. So don't be surprised when the dogs come looking for supper. You can gripe all you want, about the people that send inappropriate messages, but if you are begging for love, you have to take all that comes your way. Grow some thicker skin and learn to deal ppl... it's a game. Keep your personal info. to yourself, and you can walk away at any time. P.S. If you live in a small town, (easy to pinpoint people) Don't put your real name where the crazies can literally go to google and see what your front door looks like. Especially when you have a kid. I've been a chat mod. for years and I've learned one thing... creepy old men

If I Told You...
IfI told you I loved you, would you push me away? Or would you let me fall into you arms, where, forever, I would stay? If I told you I needed you, would you feel the same? Could you let me need you everyday, forever and eternally? If I told you I hated you, would you believe the words i say? Would you turn your back on me and leave me alone to pray? If i told you I was crying, would you be right by my side, to put your arms over my shoulders until the feelings pass me by? If i told you everything, could you still feel the same? Now that you know exactly who i am , would you still be mine to claim? If I told you........

If I Told You
if i told you if i told you i wanted to kiss you , what would you do ? if i told you i wanted to hugyou , would you jump for joy like an excited lil boy? if i told you you were mine ... would you want to stay for the end time of time .. ? swear you me be mine too? be excited just to be with me ... happy to cuddle and sleep ... someone who realised they wanted to be my partner , and not try to make thier house slave , as tempting as that is ... i'll pass

If Its Only Fubar?
IF IT IS ONLY FUBAR... THEN WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE GETTING UPSET...THEY HAVE REAL LIFE SO STOP N REALIZE THAT WHEN U SAY IT IS ONLY FUBAR THEN FORGET FUBAR N GET ON WITH UR LIFE... YOU DON'T NEED FUBAR AS SOME OF US OTHERS THAT DO...DO UR DOG GROOMING OR UR OTHER STUFF DONT BLAME FUBAR CUZ U CAN'T ACCESS IT FROM UR PHONE OR U GET FRUSTRATED WITH LIFE...DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON THE PEOPLE THAT ENJOY MEETING PEOPLE ON FUBAR OR ENJOY THE SITE IN GENERAL...IT'S A PLACE TO MEET FRIENDS, N I FOR ONE ENJOY THE SITE AND THE PEOPLE ON IT...SO WHEN U SAY IT IS ONLY FUBAR N U DON'T LIKE THE DRAMA FIND ANOTHER SITE DON'T TRASH THIS ONE..

If Its Kinky I Love It
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If I Told You
Do you know what you would do, what the hell would you do if I told you... Baby we have come a long far way, and darlin I owe you in more than one way. You stand so tall and proud, I am jealous, I even want to shout it out loud. But I am not sure I can stay, so the shadows is the secluded way. I have my dellusions, my only company, sometimes I want to be one of the many. To be locked away with other insanities, should I break the law or tease?? You already know you don't have to seem crazy, to get anywhere with the original me. I have accepted this way, and that is why I drive many away. Don't wish to waste their time, because I know they will never be mine. When you said you wanted me, my door opened with your key. Do you know what you would do, what the hell would you do

If It Makes You All Better
If it helps you then run with it, If you really want to know, but I do give a shit. If hurt and pain make you grin, then it may be genetic reason but then again. You just have issues like some do, Not everyone will die for me or you. I chose to believe that there are some that care, I may not ever meet them, but they are out there somewhere. There is someone besides me, that loves nature, they can see beauty that is real and pure. They wake thankful they are alive, they know they're fortunate, they realise that not everyone can see the candle is lit. Out of all the people alive there are just a few, that may think and feel just like me or you. Out of everyone is the country that you live in, a few would give their life and not see it as a sin. In the city where you reside there might be one, who knows why your story isn't all done. If it makes you all better then think you are tough, look at me, I know life can be endlessly rough. be the teacher to everyone

If It Wasn't For Fu , She Found Me !
If it wasn't for fu-land we would have never met , its sooooo magical on the night she found me , i was just hanging out in the lounge and that if nothing happened i was gonna take some time off , i had seen her once before but in a different lounge and went back looking for her but she changed her nick name so i wasn't really looking for anyone but was very interested in meeting her again then some people came and went but for some reason i couldnt get her off my mind , some passed on and i thought she's gone , so i was on and off for some time then one night everything changed again and she came into a lounge i was music consultant in but didn't know it was her till much later , anyway i was on my cam when she came into that lounge and she says hi to everyone , and was star struck by me , and i thought yeah right , (in my head i thgouht love at first site , never happens ) wow i was soooooooo wrong it was really true and she really was , (still is) so on that first saturd

If I've Missed You..
I'm sorry if I miss commenting to come people some days, I end up getting lost on where I am up to in saying hello. Or I get completely side tracked when that certain someone logs in and say's Hi. I know I often say I'm going to look at things or view something, or say hi, give gifts, rate, fan and what not. Just try not to be too hard on me if I do miss dropping by. I'm attempting to, and I guess that counts. ~ Em

If I've Added You To My Family Here...
If I've added you to my Fubar family it's because I want to be sure to show Fu-love to you and your profile on a regular basis. I try to show Fu-love to all my friends regularly, but the ones I add to my Fubar family are special to me for what they've said and posted during my time here at Fubar! Hugs to ALL my Fu-friends!!

If I Was A Super Hero I'd Be...
Your results:You are Hulk Hulk 100% Green Lantern 100% Iron Man 100% The Flash 80% Spider-Man 60% Catwoman 50% Batman 40% Supergirl 40% Wonder Woman 40% Robin 30% Superman 20% You are a wanderer withamazing strength. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

If I Were To Die Tomorrow...
If I were to die tomorrow, will the heavens shed a tear such pouring silver daggers drag upon the surface here would there be a melody to touch the faint of hearts would its tune be filled with gloom from the moment that it starts would you weep those unshed tears and think of me time to time or would you soon forget me with the next ringing of the chime will the memories that we shared be lost within the sea or will you gather all those pieces, you had of you and me I'd hope you won't forget me or the many things we shared but i hope you'll have the courage to move on, and not be scared For if i were to die tomorrow please remember this my love that if our love was meant to be then we'll meet again in the stars above... Author Tesa

If I Was Only..
If I was only.. by Morten Kalland If I was only a rose, you could pick me, smell me, enjoy the sight of me. If I was only a dog, you could pet me, cuddle me, play with me. If I was only chocolates on your table, you could eat me, enjoy the taste of me, still your hunger with me. If I was only water in the brook, you could hear me, let me pour through your fingers, or still your thirst with me. If I was only the sun, I could warm your skin, brighten your day, and warm your soul. If I was only the wind, I could play with your hair, dry your wet skin, and blow gently over you a warm summerday. If I was only the moon, I could light up the night for you, guard you while you slept, or smile down at you from a starlit sky. If I was no more than a straw in the meadow, you could pick me, put me in your hair, and become beautiful with me. Still, I am none of these, I am only the man that loves you, wants to caress you, kiss

If I Were....
If I were a woman, I'd be all like "AGH! WHAT THE HELL? WHEN DID I BECOME A WOMAN? AGH!" Then a little later I'd be all like "Hmm.... I have nice boobs." And then later in therapy I'd be all like "I have issues, doctor. And by the way my eyes are up here, you perv."

If I Was Your Girlfriend?
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick...what would you do? 8.)After we had sex...what would you do?(dont have to answer it) 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when went out ? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gave y

If I Was Your Girlfriend!
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)Would you care for me? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would u tell me? 11.)Would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what i wore when we go out ? 14.)Would you go to the Club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? 18.)Would u give me your myspace password? 19.)If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? 20.)If i said i loved you would you say it bac

If I Were A Stripper Lol
Stripped Ease A slow seduction the dance does begin Music and beat the drive of sweet sin Strip off my shirt it hit’s the floor Listen to the screams calling for more Grind to the beat hot sweat beads Lock eyes with women, fulfill their needs Tell them with a look their sexy I can tell Watch them in trance fall under my spell Strip off pants as I slide past the pole Set off the fires that consume the soul Crawl on the stage and touch me they do Lust gone wild my desires renew Song of lust and woman in love Into my g string dollars they shove All for the glance of a package they seek My gift of the moment was to make it less bleak By R. Thomas Dinsmore

If I Would Have Known
this was my 1st poen that was published When I found out that I was on your mind .it broke my heart ,in that very good way .it made me wish that I knew before .it made my heart jump and fall .it makes me think what might have been .it makes my mind wonder what it was you thought about me If I would have only known ..that you cared ..that you wanted to hold me ..that I was on you mind ..that longed for my touch Than I would have run to you with my arms wide open If you knew what I though about you .it would have made you happy .it would have made life better for the both of us .it would have been magic .it would have been so right If you would have only known ..that I though u where cute as hell ..that I wanted to be in your arms ..that I thought about you often ..that I thought that you where what my life was missing Well I guess that we know now but its to late to fix, but we did learn not to wait to long

If I Was Your Girlfriend.....
"If I was your G/F" how many times a day would you kiss me? how many times a day would you fuck me? would we fuck everyday? how many times a day would you just want to hold me? would you take me places? would you love me? if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? would you take me anywhere special? If I was sick... what would you do? If one a my friends tried to get with you what would you do? would u tell me? would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? Would you care about what i wore when we out ? Would you go to the Club with me? If your friend tried to get at me what would you do? If someone tried to fight with me infront of you what would you do? If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? If i cheated on you would you take me back? If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? If i said i loved you would you say it back?

If I Was Ur Gf??
1.)how many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)how many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)would you take me places? 4.)would you love me? 5.)if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? 6.)would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)after we had sex...what would you do? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)would u tell me? 11.)would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what i wore when we go out ? 14.)Would you go to the Club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? 18.)Would u give me your myspace password? 19.)If i gave you mine would you read all my mail

"if I Was Your Girlfriend
how many times a day would you kiss me? how many times a day would you just want to hold me? would you take me places? would you love me? if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? would you take me anywhere special? If I was sick... what would you do? If one a my friends tried to get with you what would you do? would u tell me? would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? Would you care about what i wore when we out ? Would you go to the Club with me? If your friend tried to get at me what would you do? If someone tried to fight with me infront of you what would you do? If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? If i cheated on you would you take me back? Would u give me your myspace password? If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? If i said i loved you would you say it back? if you dont repost this you will not be in a rela

If I Were...
If I were a month, I'd be: May If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday If I were a time of day, I'd be: Dusk If I were a planet, I'd be: Jupiter If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Dolphin If I were a direction, I'd be: West If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A leather couch. If I were a sin, I'd be: Pride If I were a historical figure, I'd be: William Wallace If I were a liquid, I'd be: Water If I were a tree, I'd be: Cedar If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: Converse Chuck Taylor's If I were a bird, I'd be: Scarlett Macaw If I were a tool, I'd be: A Hammer If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: A Tulip If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: HOT If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Mynotaur If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A Harmonica If I were an animal, I'd be: A Meerkat If I were a color, I'd be: Blue If I were an emotion, I'd be: Depression If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A cucumber. ;) If I were a sound

If I Were With You
If I Were With You I would take you away to a magic place I would stop all your hurt and pain I would end the loneliness and longing If I were with you I could fight the strongest foe I could leap from the highest cliff I could sprint to the ends of the earth If I were with you I want to make you the happiest alive I want to give you the world I want you to love me the way I love you If I were with you

If I Was A Card Board Cutt Out
I belong to a great family of Aunts. Both my father and mother had only sisters to share with us. Two each. The four women are all different in their ways, from appetite to style, from humor to humility. But one thing they all have in common is that they all suffer from "favorite aunt" syndrome. And I don't use suffer lightly. Every time I go home, there seems to be some small kitchen sized war waged from one aunt on another about whom I love more, vice versa, and which aunt will get the honor of house-sitting next time I hit the road. The judging is determined by the Aunt force itself as they factor in which one of us remembered who's birthday and who received what, from fruit cake to phone calls, who keeps up with the websites and who knows the songs better, who changed who's diapers and who remembers the names of ex-girlfriends, etc. I remain quiet and let them duke it out as I myself judge the event always scoring it a tie. Maybe that's the problem in the kitchen. Everyone is forev

If I Were Lucky
If I Were Lucky By Avis Drucker If I were lucky in this lifetime, I would learn the art of letting go. I would start with the bathroom scale, that little square joy buster. Gone! Next would be my watch, keeper of rigid rituals and joyless appointments. Gone! Perfection, next big hit. Let the housework pile up and invite lots of friends over. Just put the vacuum cleaner in the middle of the living room and leave it there for six months. Next, get rid of that worry dance I do. The health of my husband, the safety of my children, not enough money, what people think, being alone, not being alone, terrorists, tax collectors, termites . . . get a grip! Let it go. I would travel the world and take lots of black and white photos of all the wonderful faces. I would sit on the beach with my friends and eat junky hot dogs. I would take long walks with my husband through the village to the lighthouse. Sometimes I would sit quietly on m

If I Was Your Girl
01. How many times a day would you kiss me? 02. How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 03. Would you let me take you places? 04. Would you love me? 05. If we went out on a date would you let me pay for it? 06. Would you let me take you somewhere's special? 07. If I was sick... what would you do? 08. If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 09. If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10. Would you tell me? 11. Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12. Would you bow it out 4 me? 13. Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14. Would you go to the club with me? 15. If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16. If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17. If a girl/boy tried to talk or dance with me at the club what would you do? 18. Would you give me your myspace password? 19. If I gave you

If I Were
REVISED---If i were a CD what would ur veiw be of me A) comedy - cause i am funny in my own way B) classical- cause i am easy going and nice to listen to C) where ever u see me as ur friend (in a cd form tell me what u think honestly) D) would u listen to me as a cd more often in what ever music catagory REMEMBER COMMENTS ONLY

If I Was Your Boy Friend
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.) How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.) Would you take me places? 4.) Would you love me? idk where number five is . 6.) Would you take me anywhere special? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? and idk where number eight is . 9.) If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.) Would you think about the past? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Whats my best physica

If I Was Your Girlfriend..
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.) How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.) Would you take me places? 4.) Would you love me? idk where number five is . 6.) Would you take me anywhere special? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? and idk where number eight is . 9.) If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.) Would you think about the past? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If someone tried to fight with me in front of you wat would you do? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Whats my best physical

If I Was In Your Bed
IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED.....!!!! =)If you woke up n da middle of da night and saw me in your bed what would u do? Give me your opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) jus tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) fuck me so good... details please! 7) give me head 8) make me breakfast 9) ask me my name (lol) 10) call the cops 11) make love to me until we get tired 12) say damm u look good_ howd u get here?

If I Was A 'sex In The City' Gal......
You scored as Charlotte York. You're Charlotte York! You dream of the Cinderlla ending, in a package deal with Prince(ss) Charming. You've had your ups and downs with (wo)men, but you haven't lost hope yet, (that gal) is out there. You're stronger than most people think, and you're always there for your friends, even when you're a wreck. You tend to get a little materilistic, but that doesn't stop you from being one of the most down to earth people.Charlotte York67%Samantha Jones47%Carrie Bradshaw33%Miranda Hobbs20%Which of the 4 Sex & the City Gals are YOU?created with QuizFarm.com

If I Wait
If you wait for me..Then ill come for you...Altho ill travel far,ill always hold a place 4 u in my heart.if u think of me,if you miss me 1 silly while.Then ill return 2 u and fill that space in ur heart.Ill find my way back 2 u,if you'll be waiting...If you dream of me like i dream of you,in a place thats warm and dark,in a place where i can hear the beating of your heart...I longed 4 you ,and i have desired.To see your face and smileto be with you were ever it may be..Please say you'll be waiting.........

If I Was Your Girl
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.) Would you hold me? 3.) Would you take me places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do I look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have I ever made you smile? 23.) Want to spend the night with me? 24.)

"if I Was Your Boyfriend"
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.) Would you hold me? 3.) Would you take me places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do I look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have I ever made you smile? 23.) Want to spend the night with me? 24.)

If I Was Fire
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I was fire and you were a feather Could you dance on my fingers, could we be together? Or would my kiss end you the moment we touched? for a delicate feather, would a flame be too much? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If I Was Your Woman......
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.) Would you hold me? 3.) Would you take me places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do I look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have I ever made you smile? 23.) Want to spend the night with me? 24.)

If I Was Your Woman?
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.) Would you hold me? 3.) Would you take me places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do I look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have I ever made you smile? 23.) Want to spend the night with me? 24.)

If I Was Your One And Only?
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gave you mine w

If I Were All Yours
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gave you mine w

If I Was Yours...
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gave you mine w

If I Was Asked To Make You A Morph Please Read!!
ok i have noticed the folder i was putting your morphs in was located in a private folder. how i did that im not sure but if you could not get your morph they are now in the fold called "made for other you should have no problem getting them now. and those of you that have yours already how did you get them some just rated one i had in there and im not sure how or why it was letting select people in. but anywho problem solved have a good day if you need anything eles hit me up

If I Were Yours
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gav

If I Was Your And Yous Only?
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gav

If I Was Your Boyfriend
.) How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.) Would you hold me? 3.) Would you let me take you places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have i ever made you smile? 23.) Want to spend the n

If I Was Your Man
.) How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.) Would you hold me? 3.) Would you let me take you places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have i ever made you smile? 23.) Want to spend the n

If I Was Yours Amuse Me
TO EVERYONE WHO DID THIS THANKS YOU DONT HAVE TO REDO IT MUAHHHH 1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your mys

If I Was Yours.....
If I Was Yours... 1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gave you mine woul

If I Wrote A Blast...
If I wrote a blast, it would say something profound and witty, a thought for the ages for everyone to see because you have NO CHOICE but to read my damn thoughts...and so, if I were to compose a blast, it would say something like this: Rise against those that make you feel small. You can only be yourself, so celebrate it... We are the ones that will open your mind... leave the weak and the haunted behind. And simply leave it at that. Let people decide whether they want to rate words of wisdom. And if anyone steals that shit, I will know, and I will leave you angry comments. Lol, probably not, but I will be super pissed. *sigh* Enough word vomit for today.

If I Was To Die
If I was to die would you even care would you cry if I was to die what would you say about it would you miss me if I was to die would you forgive me for the things I have done if I was to die would you still love my family would you still love me if I was to die would you miss me would you say things if I was to die would you love the things I have done would you forgive me for the things I didn't do right if I was to die would you love the choices I have made or would you hate me for them if I was to die would you cry would you even care that I was gone when I die what will you do? by Melissa Dumler

If I Was A Hitman...
Knee BenderPeople Iced:Twenty FiveCar Bombs Planted:SevenFavorite WeaponSwitch-BladeArms Broken:Thirty FourEyes Gouged:EightTongues Cut Off:FiveBiggest Enemy:The BullGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

If I Was Your Boyfriend
1.) How many times a day would you hug me? 2.) Would you let me hold you? 3.) Would u come with me to places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, who's side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have i ever made you smile? 23.) Would u sp

If I Was Your Boyfriend
How many times a day would you hug me? > > > 2.) Would you let me hold you? > > > 3.) Would u come with me to places? > > > 4.) Would you love me? > > > 6.) Would you lie to me? > > > 7.) If I was sick what would you do? > > > 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? > > > 10.) Want to have a future with me? > > > 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? > > > 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? > > > 13.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? > > > 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? > > > 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? > > > 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, who's side would you be on? > > > 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? > > > 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? > > > 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? > > > 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? > > > 21.) How do you feel about me? > > > 2

If I Was Your Girlfriend
.) How many times a day would you hug me? > > > 2.) Would you let me hold you? > > > 3.) Would u come with me to places? > > > 4.) Would you love me? > > > 6.) Would you lie to me? > > > 7.) If I was sick what would you do? > > > 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? > > > 10.) Want to have a future with me? > > > 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? > > > 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? > > > 13.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? > > > 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? > > > 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? > > > 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, who's side would you be on? > > > 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? > > > 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? > > > 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? > > > 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? > > > 21.) How do you feel about me? > >

If I Were Given 3 Wishes
If I were given 3 wishes, I would first ask to wake up in your arms every day for the rest of my life. I want to breathe in the same air you breathe, when you awake to a new day. My second wish would be that I never disappoint you, or break your heart again. I only want to love you like no one ever has before. My third wish - it really is very simple - is that you would only tell me if you want any of these same things I want. If you still love me, and want me & you together to get through life & be one of the Happiest Couples on earth .Ones Others Look at and envy Because they want the same Kind of love. One word from you and I am sure this can be done, because I still love you as much as I did 3 months ago. It doesn't fade. I will always love you this much I'm sure of. I wouldn't ask for diamonds, gold or a million dollars. None of that could make me as happy as I would be to just have you in my life once again Forever & A Day!

If I Was Your Boyfriend
How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19

If I Was Gone Today
If I was gone this day, Would my thought even cross your mind? Would you miss anything about me, Or just live a lie. If I was gone today, Would the world be a brighter place? Would everything seem the same, Or would lives truely be shattered in this ungodly race? If I was to die today, Would you even care? (c.)(4/2007)

If I Was Ur Girlfriend
1.) How many times a day would you hug me? 2.) Would you let me hold you? 3.) Would u come with me to places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, who's side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have i ever made you smile? 23.) Would u spend the night with m

If I Was Your Girlfriend
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your CT password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19.

"(if) I Wouldn't Mind "
if it would thunderstorm all day i wouldnt mind if the soldiers would lay their guns down and cry if the politicians decided not to lie if the criminals would repent to be free if we would forgive them and breed for love and treat children like God's gift if a man would be a man a woman be a woman and not make the jury or government see them as nothing else if we would love because there's nothing else to gain if we stopped giving our mothers pain and embrace our fathers guidance again if we'd eat in as a family turn off the tv turn on our loves and become famished for God and knowledge and the innocence and imagination of a child if it would thunderstorm all day i wouldnt mind whumanbard, ncpv, 2006

If I Wrote You A Love Poem
If I wrote you a love poem, would your whole heart give way? Would your mind turn to mush, would you beg me to stay? If I told you I loved you, would this charm you awake? Would you reach out to me, would this cause you to ache? And what would you do if my words were untrue? If you read them and saw that they weren’t meant for you? Would it give rise to anger or sorrow so deep? Would your eyes fill with tears, would your heart start to weep? No sense does it make that you’d question my love For you know, without doubt, that it comes from above All my thoughts and my dreams are about you, my dear And the words that I write make that perfectly clear So, please take from these words that I lay down today Hold them and keep them and tuck them away I write them for you, they’re my soul’s work of art They’re yours for the keeping; they were sent from my heart.

If I Was Your Girlfriend....
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want me to hold you? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)Would u let me take you anywhere special? 6.)If I was sick... what would you do? 7.)If we had ...what would you do afterwards? 8.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 9.)Would you tell me? 10.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 11.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 12.)Would you go to the club with me? 13.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 14.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 15.)If a guy/gurl tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 16.)Would you give me your myspace password? 17.)If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 18.)If I said I loved you would you say it back? 19.) How good do i look from 1-10? 20.)Ho

If I Waited
If I waited, I would have missed my opportunities that I have gained. If I waited, I would be missing out on a new life If I waited, you wouldnt come to me when you're "ready." Youre timing has always been way off darling, we both know this. So I come to you, because time is not on our side this time, and I cant wait. If you waited until you were ready, I will be 1500 miles away, and nothing will get solved. If I waited for you, nothing would ever get said. If you waited until you were ready, I will be past the point of waiting for you, and wouldnt want anything to do with my life here, which includes you. If I waited to say the things I have to, they would never get said, because you're waiting. Waiting and time isnt on our side this time. There is no more future for you and I, we both know this, but we cant wait anymore to talk, and say what we have to, and what we feel. If we waited, youd be where I was last year, and I would be where you were the entire time we were t

If I Was Your Vampire, Marilyn Manson
6am Christmas morning No shadows No reflections here Lying cheek to cheek In your cold embrace So soft and so tragic As a slaughterhouse You press the knife against your heart And say that ‘I love you so much you must kill me now’ If I was your vampire Certain as the moon Instead of killing time We’ll have each other Until the sun If I was your vampire Death waits for no one Hold my hands across your face Because I think Our time has come Digging your smile apart With my spade-tongue The hole is where the heart is We built this tomb together And I won’t fill it alone Beyond the pale Everything is black No turning back If I was your vampire Certain as the moon Instead of killing time We’ll have each other Until the sun If I was your vampire Death waits for no one Hold my hands across your face Because I think Our time has come Blood-stained sheets In the shape of your heart This is where it starts Thi

If I Was Gone Tomorrow
If I Was Gone Tomorrow If I was to leave tomorrow to never return would you miss me. Would your heart be hurt and tears in your eyes cause you didn't get to say or do things with me;if I were to leave tomorrow could you move on with life without me being here to wipe away your tears,if I was to leave tomorrow and not return I love you and will see you again on the other side. Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson ( ThunderWarrior)

If I Was A Union Worker's Spouse, I'd Beat The F*ck Out Of Them
Strikers have new gripe--no sex 1 hour, 54 minutes ago South African workers striking over pay and benefits have a new complaint -- they no longer have the energy for sex. Monroe Mkalipi, a regional chairman of the powerful COSATU federations of trade unions, complained that work conditions are so tough workers can't perform in the bedroom. "The harshness that we have in all our workplaces is so severe to such a point that when you get home at night it becomes a problem expanding our families," the SAPA news agency quoted him as saying. Public sector workers are negotiating with the government to increase pay for the first time since 2004.

If I Was In Your Bed
If you woke up one morning and found me there, in your bed, what would u do? (Better tell the truth.) 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Do me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol What would you really do to/with me? (and if you don't like this, you already know: Bite Me!) Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back

If I... Will You...
If I love you forever will you let me, If I promise to never will you trust me, If they judge me tommrow will you stand beside me, If I go blind will you give your hand to guide me, If I dont understand will you teach me, If I become lost will you try to reach for me, If I love you forever will you love me?

If I Were To Write A Suicide Note
If I were to write a suicide note This is what it would say To everyone who will read this I’m sorry I’m going away I’m sorry to all those out there That think they know and care About all my little problems That I’m never gonna share I’m sorry to my friends Who stood by me all the way Who picked me up and held my hand When life around my strayed I’m sorry to my best friend With so much innocence in her eyes Who I know will be gutted When she hears that I have died I’m sorry to you all Every single one That I’m going to hurt you By choosing this outcome I’m sorry to my mate You’ve been gone too long That I never turned to you And I know that I’ve done wrong I’m sorry to my gorgeous father For words so bitter and untrue Everything I ever wrote Should never have been aimed at you I’m sorry to my amazing mother This was never your fault You did everything right by me Nothing could have changed this result I’m sorry to the aid A father figur

If I Was Your Boyfriend
1 .) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19.) How good do i look from 1-10? answe

If I Was Your Vampire...
I'd suk you dry. I would tear into your porcelin flesh and savor your warmth as it drained slowly from your brittle form. Silently you'd die and no one would hear you cry. The truth of it is you're the vampire slowly draining my life force with your lies. Your hate Your saddness Your love It all drains. Now there is little left to sustain my own emotions. Take as you please it's your life, I have no say in what you do. Although everything you do affects me. I'll find a stake and drive it through your heart or at least where it would be er you had one. I'll set myself free from your hypnotic gaze, and live the last of my days.

If I Was Your Boyfriend
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want me to hold you? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)Would u let me take you anywhere special? 6.)If I was sick... what would you do? 7.)If we had ...what would you do afterwards? 8.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 9.)Would you tell me? 10.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 11.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 12.)Would you go to the club with me? 13.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 14.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 15.)If a guy/gurl tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 16.)Would you give me your myspace password? 17.)If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 18.)If I said I loved you would you say it back? 19.) How good do i look from 1-10? 20.)Ho

If I Was President
Well for all u people like me u would love it. There would be no wars. I fucking hate war. I mean I have had alot of people die couse the fucking president wont get them out of there. I mean I love wut there doing for our country but I am sick of hearing familys loosign a loved one. It makes me sick.

If I Was To Die....
Murdered in cold blood, would you miss me? If I was the one you heard on the radio knowing the description of the car I was in and the area I was at, would you wonder if it was me? I want to take a gun and blow my brains out of my skull, what are you going to do? I'm sick and sadistic, people keep fuckin with my emotions my blood will rest in their hands to live with the guilt that they did this to me. No this is not a suicide note, but it is how I feel! I Often wonder what people would think of me when i'm gone.

If I Was To Die.....
Murdered in cold blood, would you miss me? If I was the one you heard on the radio knowing the description of the car I was in and the area I was at, would you wonder if it was me? I want to take a gun and blow my brains out of my skull, what are you going to do? I'm sick and sadistic, people keep fuckin with my emotions my blood will rest in their hands to live with the guilt that they did this to me. No this is not a suicide note, but it is how I feel! I Often wonder what people would think of me when i'm gone.

If I Was Your Vampire
6 A.M. Christmas morning. No shadows, no reflections here. Lying cheek to cheek in your cold embrace. So soft and so tragic as a slaughterhouse. You press the knife against your heart. And say, "I love you, so much you must kill me now." I Love you, so much you must kill me now. If I was your vampire, certain as the moon, instead of killing time, we'll have each other until the sun. If I was your vampire, death waits for no one. Hold my hands across your face, because I think our time has come. Digging your smile apart with my spade-tounge. The hole is where the heart is. We built this tomb together, and I won't fill it alone. Beyond the pale everything is black, no turning black. If I was your vampire, death waits for no one. Hold my hands across your face, because I think our time has come. Blood-stained sheets in the shape of your heart, this is where it starts... Blood-stained sheets in the shape of your heart, this is where it st

If I Won The Lottery
I'd run wild in the streets and dye my hair. I'd get so drunk I'd pass out in a strangers bathroom. I'd visit all the places I always said I wanted to see- and meet new people. I'd get a tattoo and pierce my nipples I'd buy a really cool car and the best doctors for my children I'd go to a baseball game and drink beer from a plastic cup, even though I hate beer. I'd drive my new 4 x 4 up and down the streets in the West Hills, revving the engine, just to piss off the rich people who stupidly live there. I'd donate to the childrens hospitals. I'd sponser a child. I'd kiss a stranger I'd sit in the rain I'd sit in the park and gaze at the sky, just to see how many people I could get to look up. I'd see a comedian live and laugh so hard I pee my pants. I'd take my best friend shopping. I'd dance naked in the moonlight. I'd give money to a homeless man, but tell him it won't make him happy. and thats just the first day...

If I Were A Bird
If I were a bird, I would be able to fly, Over the mountains, across the blue sky. A feather falls, drifting slowly to the ground, Falling forever, and landing without a sound. It does nothing, but lie in the heat of the sun, It's color is fading, it's purpose is done. Oh! It was just a feather, miss it, I would not, If I were a Bird, I would still have lots. I seen it in a dream, in the dark of the night, It seemed so real, and oh how it felt so right. A bird above the mountains, beautiful and free, I dreamt that this Bird- - - -was ME!!! done by christine .

If I Was Your Juggalette
1.) Would you mind the face paint on your inner thighs/all over you? 2.) Would you give me some neden/would you give me that popsicle? 3.) What would you mix your faygo with? 4.) Would you love my scrubby ways? 5.) Would you lie to me or be brutally honest? . 6.) If I was sick what would you do to make me feel better? 7.) Would I be "THE ONLY ONE"? 8.) Would you go to the Gathering with me? 9.) Could you put up with my Bad Mental Health? 10.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 11.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? 12.) Would you hang out with me AND my crew? 13.) If your homies tried to get with me what would you do? 14.) Would you ride on some haters with me? 15.) Would you give me your myspace password? 16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 17.) If I was watching wrestling/nascar, would you watch it with me? 18.) How fresh am I from 1-10? 19.) Would you wear my hatchetgear? 20.) Would you braid

If I Woke Up Tomorrow
If I Woke Up Tomorrow by BlueWolf © If I woke up tomorrow And the world was upside down If the sky was green the grass was blue And nothing made a sound If the sun slept through the day And the stars fell from the sky If the deserts became oceans And the oceans all ran dry If the clouds were made of stone And the earth was made of glass If music had no melody And the future was the past If the mountains turned to wax And melted with the dawn If flowers were all grey And nature’s beauty gone If I woke up tomorrow And everything was new I'd still be sure of one thing Sure that I loved you...............

If I Was Your Man Lyrics
If I Was Your Man, Girl Girl Im So Tired Of Things I Just Wanna Settle Down I Swear To You Ive Changed Baby I Aint Buggin Out I Kno I Put You Through Hell You Deserve To Be With Someone Else But I Gotta Be Straight Up (Straight Up) Girl I Just Wanna Kiss And Make Up (Make Up) Oo We've Been Through A Lot Of Things How Do You Throw That Away You Were The Heart Of Me Cant Believe You Let It Break Tell Me Why You Wont Let Him Go You Can Say What You Want But I Kno Baby No More Lies Ima Keep It Real This Time Help Me Understand What Im Saying And Get Through Why Cant I Be Your Man When Id Give Up The World For You Girl Ill Do The Best I Can Love You Forever That's What Ill Do If I Was Your Man Lyrics If I Was Your Man Got Rid Of Everything That I Knew Was Hurting You My Hustling The Streets Gave That Up For You Too Don't Want Nothing Else In The Way I Just Wanna Make Sure That You'll Stay Baby No More Lies Ima Do It Right

If I Were
If I were a tree, I would be: the one that covers all the lost-lovers in graveyards If I were a stone, I would be: a carnelian, blood red If I were a bird, I would be: a raven If I were an insect, I would be: a ladybug If I were a fruit, I would be: a strawberry If I were a flower, I would be: a lily If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a fall day; light sun with a calm breeze If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a mermaid with baby pink hair and a turquoise tail If I were a musical instrument, I would be: white & black piano keys If I were a kind of profession,I would be: a photographer… everything IS beautiful If I were an animal, I would be: a rabbit with fluffy brown fur If I were anything in the world, I would be: a bridge, a black ink pen, rain clouds, crystal glasses, peach beer, broken tombstones, a thunderstorm If I were a color, I would be: blue-black; like the night sky If I were a fragrance, I would be: something with the scent of a winter day; clean

If I Was A Beer Bottle
When thinking about a beer you think about hanging out with friends and just enjoying a cold one. Some think of a hard day at work and laying around the house and just drinking a few. Some just can't get enough. For me when I think of a beer I think of me being the beer and it has to be a long neck beer bottle. 1. When you take me out of the fridge I am filled to the top while your mouth is watering and your eyes are gazing over me. 2. I would be nice and cold so when I am placed in your hands you would warm my long neck with the grip of your fingers. 3. As my foam rises as you place your lips against my bottle till I am empty. Then you get another one its like a never ending love. 4. Then some girls ok guys too try to see how far my long neck can fit into their mouth. Which excites me. yet I can't show it 5. Then there is those crazy drunk nights where I am placed in places you would never dream of and you wounder why I would want to be a beer bottle ..

If I Wrote The Greatest Love Poem
If I wrote the Greatest Love Poem Eric Ethan If I wrote the greatest Love poem it would be love from the heart not from the book. If I wrote the greatest Love poem it would be passion of love with the greatest kiss. IF I wrote the greatest Love Poem It would be of dreams of far away places to enjoy that no one heard of . If I wrote the greatest Love poem it would be of hearts that flutter like butterflies flying in mid air. If I wrote the greatest love poem it would be of the greatest hugs that last forever. If I wrote a love poem it would be to take that person hand and fly at night looking at the bright stars. If I wrote the greatest love poem it would be the tales of the greatest kiss to make that person dance in mid air. If I wrote the greatest love poem it would a great ending holding that person hand and walking in the sun set feeling love in the heart. The End

If I Were To Die Today
If i were to die today, what would you say how would you feel if i were keeled keeled by my rage that has been caged held deep inside, my feelings i try to hide as i begin to cry i die slowly inside Foolishly i try to hide it in buh its a demon built from within stupidly I told myself that i could win buh now its come to the surface agian I lie to myself so much its a sin as the demon laughs and gives an evil grin They all tell me ill be ok "Give it some time, you'll see" they say but to this day my feelings, they wont wont go away all my thoughts, their going astray im feeling so desprete, i begin to prey I beg the lord to forgive all my sins to make me a better person again to show me the light, and let me in to let all our problems come to an end But the lord see's no more faith in me hes turned a deaf ear to me covered my eyes so i couldn see the beauty siting right in front of me He said if i wanted to be free i had to prove it to him, i had to bl

If I Were~ A Poem Comment From A Friend That I Just Loved!
If I were If I were a memory I'd hold you there forever Reminding you of the good times we shared together If I were a smile on your face I would stay Never to let sadness chase me too far away If I were a teardrop I'd roll gently down from your eyes Not to burn much but to mend your sweet cries If I were a hand I'd want you to hold me in your own Carry me through life .. even when I'm grown If I were feet I would stay inline with you So I could be with you in all that you do If I were a shadow I would always follow We'd face things together in all the tomorrows If I were pain I'd stay far away from the start To make sure you never felt me or I never broke your heart If I were a song I'd be a sweet sound to your ears To keep up your hopes and carry you through the years If I were strength I'd give you my all I'd hold you high and never let your fall If I were your heart I'd be steady and true I'd be there in every beat; staying strong for you

If I Was Yours
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How good do i look from 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel about me? answer: 20.) Have i ever made you smile? answer: 21.) Want to spend the night

If I Was
If I was God . . . I'll take you to my paradise If I was a flower . . . I'd bloom for you at every sunrise If I was the moon . . . I'd glow your path and make it bright If I was water . . . I'd quench your thirst and bathe you right If I was the sun . . . I'd keep you warm and make you shine If I was a poet . . . I'd write you lines that makes you rhyme If I was teddy . . . I'd bear your nights and hold you tight If I was a demon . . . I'd take your soul and make you my angel If I was a king . . . I'd give you my kingdom and make you my queen. But . . . Since I am me, and only me, I can only give you my loving heart, admire you at all times and hope you were mine.

If I Was Your Pet.......
what kind of pet would i be and why? 1. dog 2. cat 3. fish 4. iguana 5. snake 6. spider 7. guinea pig 8. horse 9. cow 10. cock (oops i ment rooster hehehe) 11. goat 12. bird 13. or a pet rock hehehe

If I Was In Your Bed
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops Repost with the title 'If I Was In Your Bed' and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back!!

If I Was
IF U WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND I WAS IN YOUR BED WHAT WOULD U DO ? (1) GO BACK TO SLEEP (2) SLAP ME (3) CUSS ME OUT (4) JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE ( 5 ) PUSH ME OFF THE BED (6) CLIMB ON TOP OF ME AND CUDDLE (7) FUCK ME (8) MAKE ME BREAKFAST (9) ASK ME MY NAME (10) CALL THE COPS 6

If I Were In Your Bed
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops Repost with the title 'If I Was In Your Bed' and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back!!

If I Were A Lesbian....
If I were a lesbian.... or if I even had a chance,being straight, at being with any one of these women,this would be my top 10 list: Top 10 Women I'd "Do" : Linda Carter from Wonder Woman 1974 Pam Grier aka Foxy Brown Aishwarya Rai Jennifer Connelly Scarlett Johanssen Heidi Klum Drew Barrymore Jessica Alba Kate Beckinsale Salma Hayek *also worth mentioning are Sandra Bullock,J-lo,Keri Russell(longhaired Keri),Halle Berry,and Demi Moore. *edited to add Charlize Theron as an honorable mention,and Angelina Jolie..well,for fucks sake..she's on everyone's list. Top 10 Women I Would NOT "Do" Even If Their Vajayjay's Were Made Out Strawberry Mentos Or PEZ Candies : Keira Knightley Christina Aguilera Britney Spears Christina Applegate Helen Hunt Sharon Stone Paris Hilton Tara Reid Claire Danes Lindsay Lohan(Ewww.Just EWWWW.) Now I realize that most of you guys out there would "do" the majority on my "wouldn't do" list.And that's because you all are whores.*win

If I Was Your Girlfriend.....
If I Was Your girlfriend 1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you hug me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me?? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say

If I Was Urs
IF I WAS UR GIRL WOULD U CHARISH ME LOVE ME MAKE ME URS HOLD MY HAND KISS ME TOUCH ME HOLD MY HAND WHEN I NEED IT TELL ME U WILL BE THERE TILL THE END AND NEVER LET ME GO TAKE ALL MY STRESS AWAY AND DO ME LIKE NO OTHER OFF VERSE NOT MEANT TO MATCH UP

If I Was In Ur Bed
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops

If I Was In Your Bed
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back make sure you repost this

If I Were A Car.....
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things, even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it - Almost every time I sneeze, or cough.... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

If I Was In Your Bed....
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back make sure you repost this.....

If I Were On Ebay
just something i thought i would write up..just for giggles here is what my ad would be if i were to sell myself on e-bay.. ~~NIPSY FOR SALE~~ PRICE-NOT THE HIGHEST BIDDER, THE ONE WITH THE MOST TO OFFER TERMS-LIFELONG CONTRACT, NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES PRODUCT- A RARE FIND, AN HONEST, LOVING, CARING INDIVIDUAL WHO LOVES TO COOK, THE OUTDOORS, READING, AND CUDDLING..COMES WITH 3 BUILT IN CHILDREN OF HER OWN. CAN TAKE CARE OF MOST IMPOSSIBLE SITUATIONS.THIS PRODUCT IS A HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER ITEM.. THIS OFFER IS FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY..SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.. PICTURES AVAILABLE, NO NUDES..SORRY.. PRODUCT WAS SLIGHTLY USED, BUT HAS SINCE BEEN REVAMPED. TERMS-DELIVERY AND SHIPPING ARE NEGOTIABLE

"if I Was Your Girlfriend
ody: 1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you call me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back? answer: 16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How much do you like me 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel abou

If I Were Santa
IF I WERE SANTA, I'D - If I were a rockin' Santa, You know what I'd do? I'd dump the silly gifts That are given to you. I'd deliver some things Just inside your front door -- Things you have lost, But treasured before. I'd give you back all Your maidenly vigor, And to go along with it, A neat, tiny figure; Then restore the old color That once graced your hair Before rinses and bleaches Took residence there. I'd bring back the shape With which you were gifted, So things now suspended Need not be uplifted. I'd draw in your tummy And smooth down your back Till you'd be a dream In those tight fitting slacks! I'd remove all your wrinkles And leave only one chin, So you wouldn't spend hours Rubbing grease on your skin. You'd never have flashes Or queer dizzy spells, And you wouldn't hear noises Like ringing of bells. No sore aching feet, And no corns on your toes No searching for spectacles When they're right on your nose. Not a shot

I F I Was A Poet
If I were a poet, I would wrap you in my words, Roll you off my tongue with my soothing voice, Meet your every desire with the motion of my pen, Making your heart race every now and then If I were a poet, you would be my only passion, My inspiration in a world that, to me, is gone; If I were a poet, with you as my one and only love, I would lower to my knees daily and thank the lord above; And if I were truly a poet, I would swim through your deep oceans, Speak of all the wonders I see in the calming darkness of your eyes, And if I could find the words to describe my feelings for you, I could tell of the way my passion strongly flows - so true.

" If I Was In Your Bed"
> If you woke up one morning & saw me in your bed wat would you do? > > > 1) Go Back To Sleep > 2) Slap Me > 3) Cuss Me Out > 4) Tell Me To Leave > 5) Climb On Top Of Me & Cuddle > 6) Have Sex With Me (Details please ; ] ) > 7) Make Me Breakfast > 8) Ask My Name > 9) Call The Cops > 10) Kiss Me > > Repost with the title ''IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!'' an see how many people want you in their bed.

If I Were Ole Santa
If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do; I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you, and deliver some things just inside your front door, things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor, and to go along with it, a neat tiny figure. Then restore the old color that once graced your hair, before rinses and bleaches took residence there. I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted, so things now suspended need not be uplifted. I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back until you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks. I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin, so you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin. You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells and you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells. No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes; no searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose. Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny from a doctor who thinks you'r

If I Was Your Girl....
1.) how many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you hug me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me?? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19.) Ho

If I Was Ur Guy
1.) how many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you hug me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me?? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19.) Ho

If I Was Ur Girl???
1.) how many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you hug me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me?? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19.) Ho

If I Was Your Girlfriend -prince
If I was your girlfriend Would U remember 2 tell me all the things U forgot When I was your man? Hey, when I was your man If I was your best friend Would U let me take care of U and do all the things That only a best friend can Only best friends can If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend Would U let me dress U I mean, help U pick out your clothes Before we go out Not that you're helpless But sometimes, sometimes Those are the things that bein' in love's about If I was your one and only friend Would U run 2 me if somebody hurt U Even if that somebody was me? Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be Please If I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriend Would U let me wash your hair Could I make U breakfast sometime Or then, could we just hang out, I mean Could we go 2 a movie and cry together Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine If I was your girlfriend Baby can I dress U I

If I Was Your Girlfriend
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you call me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back? answer: 16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How much do you like me 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel about me?

If I Was Your Gf
how many times a day would you kiss me? how many times a day would you fuck me? would we fuck everyday? how many times a day would you just want to hold me? would you take me places? would you love me? if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? would you take me anywhere special? If I was sick... what would you do? If one a my friends tried to get with you what would you do? would u tell me? would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? Would you care about what i wore when we out ? Would you go to the Club with me? If your friend tried to get at me what would you do? If someone tried to fight with me infront of you what would you do? If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? If i cheated on you would you take me back? Would u give me your myspace password? If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? If i said i loved you would

"if I Was Your Boyfriend"
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you call me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back? answer: 16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How much do you like me 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel about me?

If I Was Your G/f
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you call me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back? answer: 16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How much do you like me 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel about me?

If I Was Your Girlfriend....
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you call me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back? answer: 16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How much do you like me 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel about me?

If I Was Her Lover
I If I were her lover, I'd wade through the clover Over the fields before The gate that leads to her door; Over the meadows, To wait, 'mid the shadows, The shadows that circle her door, For the heart of my heart and more. And there in the clover Close by her, Over and over I'd sigh her: "Your eyes are as brown As the Night's, looking down On waters that sleep With the moon in their deep" . . . If I were her lover to sigh her. II If I were her lover, I'd wade through the clover Over the fields before The lane that leads to her door; I'd wait, 'mid the thickets, Or there by the pickets, White pickets that fence in her door, For the life of my life and more. I'd lean in the clover— The crisper For the dews that are over— And whisper: "Your lips are as rare As the dewberries there, As ripe and as red, On the honey-dew fed" . . . If I were her lover to whisper. III If I were her lover, I'd wade throug

If I Were Her Lover...
If I were her lover, I'd wade through the clover Over the fields before The gate that leads to her door; Over the meadows, To wait, 'mid the shadows, The shadows that circle her door, For the heart of my heart and more. And there in the clover Close by her, Over and over I'd sigh her: "Your eyes are as brown As the Night's, looking down On waters that sleep With the moon in their deep" . . . If I were her lover to sigh her. ...MJC

"if I Was Your Girlfriend" By Nicole Wray
[Chorus] If I was your girlfriend Imagine what you could see now I wanna take my clothes off Cause you got my body hot I'm ready to freak ya [2x] [Verse 1] No, I dont care what they say Don't even mean a thing, baby Don't care what they do Long as you know i want you It's so hard for me To stand back and let you get away Now that you know how i feel for you boy You can set my body free [Break] Take me baby I'll lite your fire I will be your only desire Take me baby I'll lite your fire I will be your number one supplier [Chorus (2x)] [Verse 2] You make me feel so good Won't you come close Take my heart away Don't get misunderstood And think im not ready for you baby See a girl like me I never throw my feelings on tha table But now that you know how i feel for you boy You can set my body free [Break] [Chorus (2x)] I said it before I'll tell you again Have you wishin' I was your girlfriend Ready or not If you wanna win I'll h

If I Was..................................
If i was him would you love me If i did what he did would you stay If i loved like him would u rather lay with me What is it what did i do But all i know is that if i was him That it will all come true But all i know that is Iam going to be true and And you can leave with his crew Iam me and thats how its going to be DAMMIT The one and only Big P But I wonder why i still love you

If I Were President........
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? ....... IF I WERE PRESIDENT........ 'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start b

If I Wrote You A Love Poem
by LateNiteFantasy© If I wrote you a love poem, would your whole heart give way? Would your mind turn to mush, would you beg me to stay? If I told you I loved you, would this charm you awake? Would you reach out to me, would this cause you to ache? And what would you do if my words were untrue? If you read them and saw that they weren’t meant for you? Would it give rise to anger or sorrow so deep? Would your eyes fill with tears, would your heart start to weep? No sense does it make that you’d question my love For you know, without doubt, that it comes from above All my thoughts and my dreams are about you, my dear And the words that I write make that perfectly clear So, please take from these words that I lay down today Hold them and keep them and tuck them away I write them for you, they’re my soul’s work of art They’re yours for the keeping; they were sent from my heart. MY ANSWER: YOU WRITE THE POEM AND MY HEART MELTS.MY TEARS WOULD CRY FOR YOU TO

If I Was Gone
IF I WAS GONE ON A HEART BEAT WOULD YOU REMEBER ME THE WAY OR WOULD YOU REMEBER ME DIFFERENTLY.. WOULD YOU REMEBER THE WAY I TREATED YOU? WOULD YOU REMEBER THE WAY I TALKED TO YOU? WOULD YOU REMEBER THE CONVERSATION THAT WE SHARED? WOULD YOU REMEBER ALL THE GOOD TIMES THAT WE HAD? OR WOULD YOU FORGET ME LIKE I NEVER MENT ANYTHING TO YOU?????...

If I Were Earth
Each tear that fell from crushed moons of your face, stabbed me, broke and split into a thousand pains. But I held out my arms, and not one did I miss, no, not one pain. And if I don't let you soak into me and bring me up, if I don't let you seep deep into me and teach me, then you can cry in the morning to the sun, and tell him to rise up and burn me away.

If I Were...
I sit here in these mums on here and I watch the political drama happen, half of the people who write them haven't a clue what the hell they are talking about and the ones who do get over shadowed by the nonsense! Politics is a listen with your ear and eyes business and it would seem few people listen with their eyes as well as they do with their ears. religion and health care get overshadowed by pettiness within the parties. Religion takes a back seat to money and the money grubbers keep raising gas prices. So if I were president as of today... Gotta play to find out

If I Was Ur Gurl!!!
if i was your girl this is the girl i would be to you I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and i will have fun because it means i am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when i find someone i like i want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once i let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss..

If I Worked Mafia Collections...
If I worked Mafia collections I would purposefully stutter while making threats of bodily harm if the money wasn't repaid. Stutter badly. Incomprehensibly. Then when people would look at me questioningly, I would yell, "What? You heard me. Did I stutter?"

If I Was In Your Bed
if you woke up one mornin and saw me in your bed wat would u do? 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) jus tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) have sex with me .... details please! 7) make me breakfast 8) ask me my name (lol) 9) call the cops 10) kiss on me Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!!

If I Was In Your Bed!
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops or 11) None of the above!

"if I Were You..........."
This phrase should just be deleted from any known language and any other "languages" yet to be discovered. I understand that everyone has an opinion and is unfortunately entitled to it. No need to badger me with what you would do in a situation "if you were me". You are not me so shut the fuck up about how you would do things so much better and differently than my twisted thoughts on an idea or project I have in mind. So fortunate that you can't be tried for any mental images you get in your head.LOL. Everytime I hear this statement at a start of a sentence all I can picture is my fist going through the back of someone's head and have to bite my tongue almost off and try not to cover my ears in hopes that the blood flowing out of them doesn't become to noticeable. I could go on and on about these four words that send me straight into an almost uncontrollable rage but I won't. Just know that I will listen to just about anything that comes out of someone's mouth...intellligent or oth

If I Were A Pimp
IF I WERE A PIMP PEOPLE WOULD KNOW MY NAME IF I WAS A PIMP ALL U FKERS NO MY GAME IF I WAS A PIMP I WOULD BE I-DOO-LIZED CAUSE AS A PIMP I'LL BE SPECIALIZED ANYWAY-I DONT REALLY LIKE THE NAME FU-GEE OR WHATEVER LEVEL IM ON. I GOT LIKE 8K POINTS TO GO TO BE A PIMP I ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT WHEN I AM A PIMP ALL CHARITY WELCOME SHAMEFUL BUT SERIOUSLY- A LITTLE HELP HERE? jIMMYT

If I Were The President???
Greetings and Salutations My dear FuBarbarians! Welcome to my first blog of many more to come. I get asked all the time "Who should be our next president?' I say Really I do not care so much anymore and here is why? I can not stand either candidate, and neither of them impress me. In fact the scare the living piss out of me for the most part. Between Old McCain's anger management problems and closet liberal agenda, and Obama's ties to a racist church and his own dubious religious leanings,lack of patriotism, and lack of experience...I swear I wish I had some "VIABLE" third option. Alas since there is none..I'd rather ponder for a bit what I could do if I was at the helm of this sinking ship. First I would do away with the archaic and sad convention known as the Electoral College and reinstate the convention of one man=one vote. A more fair and balanced system and also a system that would likely get more people to vote and give third party candidates a fighting chance. Seco

If I Were The President Part Deux
Greetings and Salutations yet again my fellow FuBarbarians. It is I the NorseViking back for more ponderings on our political landscape as it were. One thing I know I would like to see happen immediately is that Id like to see banks give intensives beyond the high yield of 8% interest to get more of us to consider savings accounts. Furthermore, I think that credit companies need to quit being so greedy and lower there interest rates so that more people will actually make payments and actually sign up for credit. I know many people will say what about all the credit risks out there...You mean all the people who are made credit risks because of greedy credit and loans... One issue I would really like to see happen is Fast food place and all restraints to be mandated to star recycling and compost operations. If all the fast food places been doing composting instead of throwing away food refuse in just the last 20 years...We would not be having hunger issues in our world today. N

If I Were To Fall In Love
If I were to fall in love, It would have to be with you. Your eyes, your smile, The way you laugh, The things you say and do. Take me to the places, My heart never knew. So, if I were to fall in love, It would have to be with you. If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you, For you bring things into my life, So beautiful and new. Love, so soft and warm beside me, That I know it’s true, If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you. I was looking for an answer. I was looking for a way. To keep the magic that you bring, To each and every day. To live our lives together, As only lovers do. It started with a feeling, And every day it grew, So, when I knew I was in love, It had to be with you.

If I Was President The Third
Hey FuBarBarians: How aren't you doing? I am not unwell thank you kindly. Where we last left on in my rants and tirades about the things I would do if I were the president ( barring all logic about how I am unqualified and far too independent to get enough votes) For this edition I'd like to address certain things that really should be done in spite of what I would do as president. First off as I am sure the few that read these previous blogs would know. I do not like either candidate ( But Obama is less scary in my opinion, and McCain will do anything to get into office, so that is why he should never make it there. Rather than put my name in the hat ( despite my laundry list of things I put in the two previous Presidential blogs on how to fix our economy) I think we should examine what a president needs to be and who should fill those shoes. 1) The President is the head of the Executive branch..There for it has to be a successful Executive. That being said lets look

If I Was Your Girl ..the Things I'd Do To You...
Janet Jackson - If if i was your girl... Sittin' over here Starin' in your face With lust in my eyes Sure don't give a damn and Ya don't know That I've been dreamin' of ya in my fantasy Never once you looked at me, Don't even realize that I'm wantin' you To fulfill my needs Think what you want Let your mind free Run free to a place that no one dares to How many nights I've laid in bed excited over you I've closed my eyes and thought of us, A hundred different ways I've gotten there so many times I wonder how 'bout you Day and night, night and day All I've got to say is Chorus: If I was your girl Oh the things I'll do to you I'd make you call out my name I'd ask who it belongs to If I was your women, The things I'd do to you But I'm not, so I can't, Then I won't But, if I was your girl Allow me some time to play with your mind And you'll get there again and again

If I Were A Boy...
[Verse] If I were a boy Even just for a day I’d roll outta bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted then go Drink beer with the guys And chase after girls I’d kick it with who I wanted And I’d never get confronted for it. Cause they’d stick up for me. [Chorus] If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I’d be a better man. I’d listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted Cause he’s taken you for granted And everything you had got destroyed [Verse] If I were a boy I would turn off my phone Tell evveryone it’s broken So they’d think that I was sleepin’ alone I’d put myself first And make the rules as I go Cause I know that she’d be faithful Waitin’ for me to come home (to come home) [Chorus] If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I’d be a better man. I’d listen to

If I Were A Boy By Beyonce.
This shit is so true for me right now.. If I were a boy Even just for a day Id roll out of bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted and go Drink beer with the guys And chase after girls Id kick with who I wanted And I'd never get confonted for it Cause theyd stick up for me. [Chorus] If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear Id be a better man. Id listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted Cause hes taken you for granted And everything you had got destroyed [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/Mj4o ] If I were a boy I would just turn off my phone Tell everyone it's broken So they think that I was sleeping alone Id put myself first And make the rules as I go Cause I know that shed be faithful Waitin for me to come home [Chorus] Its a little too late for you to come back Say it's just a mistake Think Id forgive you like that If you thought

If I Was A Goddess I Would Be...
Hera, Queen of the Gods, patroness of married women, and wife to the prodigiously unfaithful Zeus, was a remarkably faithful wife in contrast to the infidelities of her husband. Over and over, Zeus would sneak around and cheat on her, and over and over, Hera would try and thwart his amorously clandestine plans. After reading several accounts of this relationship, you get the impression that the whole thing was a big game to these two. Unfortunately, the mortal women that Zeus was so attracted to usually didn't find the game very much fun, especially once Hera found them out. For while Hera could be noble and generous, she was no one to mess with. Her temper was infamous. After all, this Greek Goddess saw to it that Troy was destroyed and that every last Trojan was wiped out of existence, simply because Paris thought Aphrodite was hotter than she. Even Artemis, Queen of Animals, Mistress of Wild Beasts and of the whole of wild nature, is said to have appeared like a frightened pigeo

If I Were A Boy
If I Were A Boy - BeyonceIf I were a boy Even just for a day I’d roll out of bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted and go Drink beer with the guys And chase after girls I’d kick it with who I wanted And I’d never get confronted for it Because they’d stick up for me If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I’d be a better man I’d listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted Cause he’s taken you for granted And everything you had got destroyed If I were a boy I would turn off my phone Tell everyone its broken So they think that I was sleeping alone I’d put myself first And make the rules as I go Cause I know that she’d be faithful Waiting for me to come home (to come home) If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I’d be a better man I’d listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you

If I Was Yours
If I was yours what would you do? Would you love me forever? Would you be true? Would you hold me all night? Would you dance under the moon? Would you scare away the nightmares? Would you laugh at my jokes? would you Keep me forever? Or would you leave when your through? Would you help me to live? Would you help me to love? What would you do? If I was yours?

If I, Will You?
How do I tell you, what do I say? If I speak the words, will you walk away? If I tell you everything that's in my heart Will it all end or will it all start? If I bare my soul to you, if I give you all I am Will you open your heart's door or will I hear it slam? If I tell you my innermost want, my deepest desire Will you embrace it, or say it won't transpire? If I reach to touch you, to caress your skin Will you pull away, or favor me with a grin? If I brush your lips with a kiss and stroke your hair Will you want more, or softly swear? If I say it's you with whom I want to spend my life Will you say yes or will "no" cut me like a knife? If I tell you I love you what will you do Will you say you love me or bid me adieu? How do I tell you, what do I say? If I speak the words, will you walk away?

If I Was The Water Of Your Bath
I wish I could be the water of you bath I would surround you with mellow warmth liquid lovelike a frolicking/childish wave on the sandy shoreI would dash and break upon the firmness of your bodyengulf and moisten the places I dream of If I were the water of your bath I would memorize each and every muscle and being liquid I would take your shapemold myself to your every curveyour every indentationI would roll on/over/and off your satin skin If I were the water of your bath I would send part of meto gather in the recess of your navel there my temperature would rise to match yoursand like plants of the sea I would move your body hairsin and out with the tide created by your movementsplayfully i would slosh against your thighs and become very intimate with your nature If I were the water of your bathi would cleanse you as my ancestors the nile & congocleansed your ancestorsbut even more when you leave me and pull the plugI would defy the natural order of things and stay and waitfor your

If I Were A Boy Ft. Phil Simon
This is my favorite video by them.. Mainly because, I ADORE, Phil, lol. Keep in mind, most of their music is done, in the washroom! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFtRxThRoA0 I guess I can not post the video here.. lol.. but, trust me, take a look.

If I Were Sadness In Human Form
If Sadness were a human being, it would be me. I would greet you with a weighted smile. I would listen to your woes, for no woes shock me. I would touch your heart, and steer you away from the pain, from me and what I reflect. I would lift you up as I sank further down. I would save you from the very thing that makes into me. For if I were sadness, I would warn you. I know the feeling in my core and it is despair and I would flag you down. “Do not approach me, for I am too much”, I would warn you. Spare yourself. I would not make a very efficient reaper for I wouldn’t take one soul. Rather I would plead, stay away, take a different road, put that glass down, make a different decision. I am glad that I am not Sadness in human form. I am glad I am not the Reaper. Because I wouldn’t dare spread to you what I am, what I feel, what drags me down.

If I Was Your Woman
everyday i'm with you I love you more, my heart longs to see you, until its sore, and did you know, that when you finally arrive- its not til then, that i feel alive. because without you, there is no me. kinda like without fish, there is no sea (haha lame i know =) ) i can't wait til the day that we are one just like the sky is with the sun (i really suck at this....) but with every time our eyes meet you become another part of me,and our love is so sweet- and so deep, that i dont ever wanna be without you, even in our sleep, dont you see, whenever im with you, my eyes glow and gleam because life with you..its more than a dream, i cant even consider it reality because in a life with you in it, there is no gravity, nothing can pull me down, nothing can pull us to the ground we'll always be together, and thats from the bottom of my heart, we are the only people that can tear us apart, so please don't ever leave me cause i wont ever leave you and you, and everyone else knows that its true

If I Wanted To Hear Shit, I'd Just Fart!
I was reminded today that some people will say anything to be liked by everyone. I wonder what it is like living life with no backbone or balls.Its a fact. People lie. Everyone lies. I lie, you lie, we lie, they lie... Even the weather channel lies. No one knows the truth. If your religious, you lie, if your atheist you lie, if you say there is no religion you lie, if you say there is something you lie... If you say you love someone and don't stay with em forever, you lied. If you tell someone something and end up doing something else, you still lied. Say your kidding, you lied yet again. Say your the shit... lies. Your broke. Lie! Your tired! Lie! Sick? Lie! Lie! Lie! Money is time. Lie! Want to make you mine. Lie! Lieeeeeeee. You think you got it? LIAR!The point? Everyone lies. Don't believe anyone. People lie to themselves constantly. Thus, the compulsive liars.... Which we all have to a certain degree. If you deny that, your lying to yourself. Everyone has lied to themself about so

If I Were You
I'm always the shoulder, the comfort in a certain way.. they call me their soulmate I'm always the little brother, the one they can always talk to a buddy, a soundboard, but never THAT guy.... I'm always the smooth one, easy in every way I'm the cool one, do everything for kicks yet never THE guy.. I wish i was you Just one time to be you To be with a woman on time Not be the pillow but the sheets she holds tight Just wish one day to be the wine and not the beer to be that hot dress and not the hoodie But i just wanted to be you one day not to be myself that i was everything that you are not the lonely one but the group i not the incase but the if was not the honey but the bee not the teddybear but the macho Ahhhhhh To be you one time...

If I Were To Fall In Love
if i were to fall in love it would have to be with you your eyes,your smile the way you laugh the things you say and do you take me to places my heart never knew so, if i were to fall in love it would have to be with you. if i were to give my heart it would have to be to you for you bring things into my life so beautiful and new love so soft and warm beside me that i know it's true if i were to give my heart it would have to be to you. i was looking for an answer i was looking for a way to keep the magic that you bring to each and every day to live our lives together it started with a feeling and everyday it grew so when i knew i was in love it had to be with you

If I Was Your Girl
If I Was Your Girl If I was your girl I would tell you I love you Every morning Every night At the end of every phone call And every fight. If I was your girl I would hide notes Of encouragement, And expressing my love, In places fun to find them, Like your wallet, car, or lunch. If I was your girl I would love you like no other, Spoil you with kindness, Share with you laughter, And shower you with friendship. If I was your girl You would be smothered In kisses and hugs, Held onto every chance I got, And drowning in love and affection. If I was your girl And if I was your wife, You would have this and more for the rest of our life. But I'm not. Heather McLaughlin 11/09

If I Were To Fall In Love
If I were to fall in love, It would have to be with you. Your eyes, your smile, The way you laugh, The things you say and do. Take me to the places, My heart never knew. So, if I were to fall in love, It would have to be with you. If I were to give you my heart, It would have to be to you, For bring things into my life, So beautiful and new. Love, so soft and warm beside me, That I know it's true, If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you. I was looking for an answer. I was looking for a way. To keep the magic that you bring, TO each and every day. To live our lives together, As only lovers do. It started with a feeling, And every day it grew, So,when I knew I was in love, It had to be with you.

If I Were To Come To You ........
If I were to come to you in the middle of the night offering you my bodywould you accept it If I were to come to youin the middle of the dayoffering you kisses would you accept it If I were to come to you in your dreams promises of unfulfilled dark taboo desireswould you take it drowning in those that you long for but havent tastedIf I were to come to youin your hour of darkest needoffering my throatwould you bite it If I were to come to youright now and offer youall of this would you turn awaycower from all you want hiding behind that mask called normal would you run to me tasting that forbidden fruit called Tamitha Lynn

If I Was
If I was a better manWould fellow men take me to their hearts?If I was a stronger manCarrying the weight of popular demandTell mewould that alarm her?I'd never harm her at all.If I was a soldiercaptive arms I'd lay before her.If I was a sailorseven oceans I'd sail to her.If I was a wiser manWould other men reach out and touch me?If I was a kinder manDishing out love for a hungry worldTell me would that appease her? I want to please her again.If I was a painterI'd paint a world that couldn't taint her.If I was a leaderOn food of love from above I

If I Was Magic
If I were you and you were me I would no longer feel lonely, and you would be experiencing pain that you didn't know could possibly be. I might have a life then and know happiness, but I don't feel you would like my torrid mess. I have been truthful and I know not everyone everywhere is, and that is sad living shouldn't be determined from hit or miss. I would like to give what I get and more, but alas I often find a closed and bolted door. I like writing very much and it is very often how I reach out to hopefully touch. Your heart and maybe even your mind. I guess that could sound sick. If anyone took the time with me I know they might not like what they find. It is just easier this way, to let you in a little on my life day by day. If I was magic, no one would go hungry. If I was magic, no one would die lonely. If I was magic, all of the world would know love is universal. Love isn't color based or only weaved for only those that have been chased. Every soul means the wo

If I Were A Rich Man - Fiddler On The Roof Song
"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.But it's no great honor either!So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"If I were a rich man,Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.If I were a wealthy man.I wouldn't have to work hard.Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.If I were a biddy biddy rich,Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,Right in the middle of the town.A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.There would be one long staircase just going up,And one even longer coming down,And one more leading nowhere, just for show.I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducksFor the town to see and hear.And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack"Would land like a trumpet on the ear,As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."If I were a rich man,Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle

If I Was To Love Let It Be Well
I f I was to think it would be of inner peace If I was to Dream it would be that all was well If I was to talk let my words have weight If I was to love let it be well If I was to hold you let you feel comfort If I was to scold you let it be Wise If I have to leave you let time be short If I have to raise you let it be high Scott lee baker

If I Was Never Shy!
10th grade:As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called “best friend”. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said “thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. 11th grade:The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn’t want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said “thanks

If I Were To Fall In Love
If i were to fall in love, It would have to be with you Your eyes, your smile the way you laugh the things you say and do, takes me to the place my heart never knew so, if i were to fall in love it would have to be with you, If i were to give my heart i would have to be to you, for you bring things in to my life so beautiful and new love, so soft and warm beside me that i know it's true if i were to give my heart it would have to be you i was looking for an answer i was looking for a way to keep the magic that you bring to each and every day to live our lives togeher as only lovers do It started with a feeling and every day it grew so, when i knew i was in love, it had to be with you

I Fixed It!
okay so the other day when i was mad i tried to self highlight my hair, i of course no NOTHING about doing this lol. so i screwed it up and it didnt come out right... haha no surprise there. so today i went and had a professional stylist fix it, looks so much better. yay now im half red half blonde lol.

I Fixed My Computer!þ
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems... I have fixed my computer... and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!

Ifixit "tira A Roupa" Do Iphone 5: Veja As Fotos
Todo bom gadget passa pela mãos do pessoal do iFixit, que desmonta o aparelho aos poucos revelando todos os seus componentes internos. Dessa vez, foi a vez do iPhone 5. Segundo o iFixit, muita coisa mudou na montagem desde o iPhone 4S, como o conector menor. Para retirar a tela, foi necessário um acessório de sucção. A boa notícia é que eles está mais fácil de ser desmontado, e repor uma tela quebrada está mais fácil do que nunca (assistências técnicas, comemorem!). No que diz respeito aos componentes, a bateria do iPhone 5 é uma 3.8V/5.45Wh de 1434mAh enquanto o iPhone 4S é um 3.7V/5.3Wh de 1432mAh. O processador é usa arquitetura SoC A6 desenvolvido pela Apple- iphone 5 lançamento. O modem é o Qualcomm LTE MDM9615M. Caso você decida desmontar seu próprio iPhone, eis uma dica valiosa: não faça isso. Mas se for fazer de qualquer maneira, não se esqueça de desconectar o fio da bateria para eliminar o risco de, sem querer, soltar uma carga que pode danificar os comp

If Jealousy,...
IF JEALOUSY MAKES ME A BITCH THEN SO BE IT. WHY AM I JEALOUS???BECAUSE"I LOVE YOU" SHE ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU, AND DOESN'T KNOW WHERE OR WHAT LOVE IS, I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER THAT WAY, AND I KNOW YOU HAVE A BIG HEART, I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO HOLD YOU, AND PROTECT YOU,... JEALOUSY I WILL ADMIT, YOU CAN HAVE FEMALE FRIENDS, I AM NOT THAT KIND OF JEALOUS, AND I UNDERSTAND IF SOMEONE GOT JEALOUS OVER ME, BECAUSE THEY CARE SO MUCH& DON'T WANT TO SEE ME HURT, AND IF IT HAD NOT BEEN FOR A CLOSE FRIENDS JEALOUSY, I MAY HAVE NOT KNOWN THEY LOVED ME. "JEALOUSY IS A COMPLIMENT." AND IS NOT ALWAYS WRONG.

If Jesus Was A Drive-thru Cashier
I have to confess, my youngest daughter wrote this. She works in a fast-food restaurant and has an odd sense of humor. She makes me laugh hysterically. This might be blaspheming, but I'm prolly gonna end up in Hell anyway... ah the things i think about... Jesus: Hello, welcome to Eternal Damnation, may I take your order today? Customer: Ya hold on a second would ya? Jesus: Go ahead and order whenever you're ready. (two minutes tick by) Customer: Do you have any specials? Jesus: Today we have the Devil in Georgia meal on sale, which includes a picture of the Charlie Daniels Band. Customer: Uhhhhh.... (silence) Customer: I'll take two of those. But can I have one with Angel Food Cake? Jesus: That will be an extra 29 cents. Is that ok? Customer: Shit... Yeah... I guess. And I want one of those thingies... with chicken? Jesus: Are you referring to the Acts of Job side order? Customer: No... the other thing. With cheese and stuff like that.

If Just For A....
If just for one day Can I be your girl? I swear I’ll make it up to you I’ll be your entire world If just for one day Can you hold me tight? Fool me into believing That everything’s alright? If just for one second Can you show me a true kiss? I’ve never felt so welcome I know I’d treasure this If just for a mere moment Can I be the one you see? I’m tired of feeling so transparent Cloaked with invisibility If just for a lifetime Can you show me security? Can you introduce me to a lifetime Of painless purity? If just for a weekend Could you take me away? I promise I’ll leave Whenever you say But if just for a second I felt that you were mine The eternity of pain of which I’m bound Would really be quite fine.

If Just For A Moment
I was going to type a mumm, then I decided against it. That would be like I wanted to be liked. Not many people do like me. It is their choice. I give them the freedom they believe they need. Like me if you wish, you can hate me if you desire to. I am discusted by myself, so I don't think anyone should like me. I have deleted alot of my mumms. I am sorry if I took up too much space on the internet. I didn't mean to.... I know, I am fat and ugly. Go ahead and laugh, its your right to act how you wish. I have met some really nice people here. Some people on here have been everything but nice... I know, Fubar isn't like real life. I receive more trash talk in real life. I don't need this!! Hopefully, my days will get better. I am not that sure. Should of just stayed out of everybody elses life. If just for a moment, think of the possibility that everyone has a heart, some of us are just more willing to share the truest of love.

If Kisses Were Water........
If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. "worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 u r really loved.

If Kisses Were Water
If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. "worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am not one of them.

I F**k Like A Beast
ANIMAL (FUCK LIKE A BEAST) (Lawless) I got pictures of naked ladies Lying on their beds I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion Starts a-Swelling inside my head I'm making artificial lovers for free I start to howl I'm in heat I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy I fuck like a Beast I come round, round i come feel your love Tie you down, down i come steal your love I come round, round i come feel your love Tie you down, down i come steal your love I'm on the prowl and i watch you closely I lie waiting for you I'm the wolf with the sheepsskins clothing I lick my chops and your tasting good I do whatever i want to, to ya I'll nail your ass to the sheets A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya I fuck like a beast I come round, round i come feel your love Tie you down, down i come steal your love I come round, round i come feel your love Tie you down, down i come steal your love Come ride, savage seduction Ride, ride, ride

I Fkn Love You Dee!!
We go together like peanutbutter and jelly! We have had our ups and down, but we have made it through them all! We went through alot together and im happy to say that we stuck together! I fkn love you dee! add this great gal! she is worth it! fan, rate, add her! FknCrazy*** OWNER OF CLUB NAUGHTY N NICE ***~Happily Fu-Owned by ~~Dene aka Lone Wolf™~~@ fubar

I Fkn Love You Guys!
As Random As I Am So Are My PimpOuts! Go Show Theses Great People Love! I Am So Happy That I Meet Each And Everyone Of Them! So Will You! My Dear Dear Husband! The Best Guy I Know! DJ BEETLE JUICE~~OWNER OF BEETLES AFTER MIDNIGHT LOUNGE@ fubar My Brother-In-Law, One Of The Funniest Men I Know! Sweetest Too! J+A+B=ME~{D.J. Bitch Boy}~Co-Owner of Beetles After Midnight@ fubar My Little Ninja Jenny, OMG She Stalks Me And I Love It! "Frozen Trinket" FAR Club Member-Fu-Owned by Phillbilly Member of The Real Deal Family@ fubar

If Knowledge Were Food
If knowledge were food I'd probably be a beggar, one of those cats wearing a hand-me-down Carhart jacket and oil-stained jeans holding a sign: "Will work for food." If not a beggar maybe I'd just be an obese bastard. I wonder, how many Americans would be malnourished zombies? How many of us would just be walking around with scrawny legs, big stomachs, bulging eyes, just used to starving? Not me, though. I'd eat everything I could get my hands on. But I'd probably be one of those Jenny Craig kind of folks calorie-counting every meal. The table of contents would be an equivalent to nutritional facts. Obesity would mean you were rich! Fat would be acceptable; that would make a lot of Americans happy. Snacks for me would be chewing on The Economist or Adbusters magazine— I'd pick my teeth with tabloids and refresh my breath with poetry chapbooks, and hope that when I burp, it will smell just like it tastes going down. If knowledge were

If Life Was Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you lose your car keys, click on "find". "Help" with the chores is just a click away. You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash. We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately. To feel like a new person, click on "refresh". Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse. To undo a mistake, click on "back". Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update". If you don't like clea

If Life Happens To Deliver A Situation
If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege. Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years. Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in re! turn. Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children. Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk. Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine. Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity. Should you find y

If Life Was A Dream
If life was a dream You'd be here with me Laughing, hand in hand Smiling for all to see If life was a dream Together we'd grow old Still making future plans Forgetting years stole. If life was a dream Sun would never fade alone Darkness simply surrenders To love you have shown If life was a dream No tear would fall from eyes No prayer will go unheard True love could never die If life was a dream I'd be back in your arms Kissing your sweet lips Safe from all life's harms If life was a dream I'd never feel alone Pain would not exist For you would be home If life was a dream No plans would be betrayed Love will shower everywhere No need to be afraid If life was a dream Why would I need to sleep? When I have you by my side And your heart to keep

If Life Were A Shoe...
IF LIFE WERE A SHOE... I have a tiny little heart... I've given it mostly away... I've saved just enough for myself... I don't need much... Just a taste... My name was stolen from the start... Or maybe just borrowed for a while... Always looked at like I was someone else... But at least she was pretty... It was never mine anyways... I need to sort through my faces... There are so many I haven't used in years... And some that need breaking in... Where do I begin... Seems fitting to begin at the beginning... I'm always tripping on my laces... That is if life were a shoe... I'm still deciding if it fits me... At least it looks good... I'm just rambling anyways... Lucy~

If Life’s Not Meant To Be Perfect, Then We’re Essentially Meant To Make Mistakes
I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THIS AND DECIDED TO BLOG ON IT!!! I AM ALWAYS GETTING MYSELF INTO TROUBLE, I FIND THAT SOME OF IT COULD BE PREVENTED IF I HAD TAKEN THE ADVICE OF SOMEONE ELSE WHO TOLD ME BEFORE MAKING MY MISTAKE. THE THING WITH ME IS THAT, I FEEL THAT MY MISTAKES ARE MINE TO MAKE. THERE'S RISKS ASSOCIATED WITH MOST THINGS, LIFE ISN'T MEANT TO BE PERFECT SO YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE MISTAKES. IM JUST ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO JUST HAS TO SEE THINGS FOR THEMSELVES. IT IS TRUE THAT THERE HAVE BEEN PLENTY OF TIMES WHERE I WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT BETTER OFF LISTENING TO SOMEONE ELSE, BUT IN THE END I CHOPPED IT UP TO BEING A LEARNING EXPERIENCE. I DONT KNOW HOW OTHERS FEEL ABOUT THIS, BUT I FEEL THAT I CAN'T ALWAYS GO OFF OF SOMEONE ELSE'S WORD. MY LIFE IS MY OWN, I WANT TO MAKE MY OWN MISTAKES, LEARN FROM THEM AND PROCEED. I CAN UNDERSTAND THE ARGUMENT OF LISTENING TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN THROUGH IT BEFORE, I REALLY CAN.......BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY IM GONNA WANT TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF. I

If Like Were Like Computer
if life Were Like A Computer: - You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. - You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! - You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. - You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. - You could click on "find" (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys. - To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! - If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start a new life!

If Life Had Lips
If life had lips It would probably speak fast Because it couldn't explain all the trials we have had If life had lips They would probably be bitten From stopping the revelations of secrets hidden If life had lips They would be afraid to talk To tell is in detail who death is out to stalk If life had lips They would probably stutter Or produce lies smooth as butter If life had lips I would like to know its true theorem Well now that I think about life having lips ... I probably wouldn't want to hear them ...

If Life It Self Had A Song?
Would it go something like this? Friends all tried to warn me But I held my head up high All the time they warned me But I only passed them by They all tried to tell me But I guess I didn't care I turned my back and Left them standing there All the burning bridges that have fallen after me All the lonely feelings and the burning memories Everyone I left behind each time I closed the door Burning bridges lost forevermore Joey tried to help me find a job A while ago When I finally got it I didn't want to go The party Mary gave for me When I just walked away Now there's nothing left for me to say All the burning bridges that have fallen after me All the lonely feelings and the burning memories Everyone I left behind each time I closed the door Burning bridges lost forevermore Years have passed and I keep thinking What a fool I've been I look back into the past and Think of way back then I know that I lost everything I thought I that could win

"if Life Could Be Better"
If life could be better, which it should since I thought it over many days and nights sober, itching and wishing I re-arrange with the past time I've been given, am not saying my life be different but, maybe without all this neglect I felt, I been one hella' of a child, only if I known what I know now, I say too much to myself deep down like if it made a difference, between my eyes only lords knows Vince, and even then I think I'd been the same, so isolated driven insain, too complex, too hard to explain, to go nineteen years in the making, it be crazy to go back this soon when I never had a revalation, in this time and age am just waiting, so who knows maybe my lifes just like yours, and who am i too judge, death might be behind them close doors, but we ain't knowing, we blind to see where lifes going, the reason why I stay alive, blowing, is my intellectual intentions, my memories I kept that kept on coming...........so who can you blame living life in the fast lane, need help, fame

If Life Was Like An Hour Glass
If life was like an hour glass,watching time slowly slip away.Wonder what I would doto occupy my day?Watch and weep as time comes near,with head buried in my hands.Or enjoy every momentjust as god had planned?Ride a horse, play the drums,chase a butterfly or two.Give my mother precious hugs,uhm what else could I do?Show my friends they are dear,dance under starry skies.Watch a sunsets orange-red glow,get lost in my lovers eyes.If only I could plan aheadhow my last days would be spent.I'd cuddle close in your armstill my spirit was heaven sent.

If Lies Were True
Everyday I fight for something with everything I am My heart, my dreams have brought me to this moment that I swear you won't forget All I neeed is just one chance give me one chance I'll burn this city down Do you know how it feels to have nothing I swear I'll show you how there's always something left to prove another song to write for you and I'll give everything until I find that I have nothing left All I need is just one chance ' give me one chance I'll burn this city down do you know how it feels to have nothing I swear I'll show you how I have given up everything for you, for you take what you want, take what you need before this life starts killing me do you know how it feels to be broken, battered and torn and still fight (still fight) still fight for who you are? All I need is just one chance give me one chance I'll burn this city down do you know how it feels to have nothing I swear I'll show you how

If Love Only......
If love only knew how scared I was, How unsure of my happiness I could be. If love only knew how strange it seemed, That someone like you would be perfect for me If I was to say to the one who I met That love conquered all, surely I'd set A precedent bound by the thickness of fate And eventually love would slap me straight The pain that I feel is shadowed by nothing It is open, a wound which bleeds And like a man tethered to a bottle My world revolves around you Forgive me dear lady, my sadness consumes The shallow man, whose love you once knew Forgive me dear lady, your heart is released And with one final breath, if love only knew My heart, it has failed me, my mind faltered too To the faintest of glimpses I look for you Somehow you surround me in all that I do My heart is your victim, my love hurt you too If love only knew what it is that I'd do To remember the joy that we shared without sadness For what good is memory lest you have more to make And

If Love Wasn't Love
If Love Wasn't Love by Avry Johnson What if Love wasn't Love, but Love was lust... And all things known to loyalty were betrayed by trust? Have passion become misery, sorrow or grief, Things to which we have in, now valued disbelief. If misery truly Loved company, then how could it hurt? Togetherness and happiness... taken for more than they're worth. What if Love wasn't Love, but Love was lust? Surely all we know and stand for wouldn't mean much.

If Loving U Is Wrong I Dont Want To Be Right
I never knew what love was before I met you, But nevertheless I thank God for you. Sometimes I question and sometimes ask why, And at this point I realized you were mine. No matter what you say or do, I know there is no other girl who could fill my shoes. I pledge my love to you, and you alone, To hell with if others see or know. They try to test us and tear us apart, Not knowing we were each others hearts. We both have grown, this much is true, And babyboy I do love you. No matter what, I'll stay by your side, And when things get tough I'll do my best and try. No matter what they say or do, I promise to God, that I'll only trust you.

If Love Never Find Me
I hide my composure well, A girl out of control. I hide behind this innocent face, A Lonely and Lost soul. Letting only few near me, And fewer into my heart. For me love is a deceitful stranger One who cares for no one, But loves to leave you scarred. It definitely teaches you a lesson, A lesson shortly taught, Because after a while you end up back where you have started. Empty, Lonely, sad, and broken-hearted. "You'll find that special one, someday," This is what they always say, Sure, I may find him but who is to say He will be looking for me that day. So if love never find me, I'd save a lot of pain. Although I think, Is there anything to gain? Without a love by my side I'd still be the same, Lost, Lonely, and Broken-hearted Without you to cause me my pain.

If Looking Thru My Stashes >>look In News The Lord Is There >>> He Is My News
Most of my Lord pictures and words are under NEWS-- In my Stashes, so if you want to see or read or rate.. look there for those >>>>>Amen Our God is News To us all..........Listen and hear and read and Learn thy Great word of God today >> Hugs diana

If Love
If love was a ship It would sail on an ocean of tears Filled with joy and sails of fears If love was nothing but a word There would never be anyone crying No wars fought with no one dying If love was a flower It's fragrance would be sweet desire With petals of soft crimson fire If love was a savior It would conquer all and deliver grace To every member of the human race If love was merely a kiss It would be filled with pasion And always stay in fashion If love was a hug Nothing would feel more secure Or as clean so white so pure If love was a blanket That I could curl up in And smile from within If love was a dream so perfect and not fake Leave me be, I would never want to wake

If Love Had
IF LOVE HAD A FACE IT WOULD BE YOU'RS. IF LOVE HAD A NAME IT WOULD BE ANTONIO. IF I COULD SHOW YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU LOVE ME... IT WOULD BE A FEELING THAT WOULD TAKE YOUR EVERY BREATH. FOR WHEN YOU WALK IN THE ROOM YOU FILL IT, WITH JUST ONE LOOK YOU MAKE KNEES GO WEAK. THE LOVE YOU GIVE TO ME MAKES ME MELT...

If Love
If Love by LateNiteFantasy© If Love... If love were a feeling It would pass through a heart Like wind through the trees Like a river through the hills But love is not a feeling It is a revelation Love is not a changing season It is a rock It is constant; unwavering. We will always feel love Yet love might not always Be pointed in one direction. Sometimes it moves from Object to object like the Hands of a clock Always moving from Minute to minute; hour to hour. If love were a game We'd all be pieces On the grand chessboard of the heart. Some would be pawns to carry out Cupid's bidding Some kings and queens To rule in each other's hearts. Others would be bishops and rooks To place their love in the Faith of gods unseen. Then some, Knights, Warriors who fight for love's sake Knowing full well that The act of love may lead To chaos in the heart. But love is not a game It is real; and there Are real winners and real Losers. Tears are very

If Love
by LateNiteFantasy© If Love... If love were a feeling It would pass through a heart Like wind through the trees Like a river through the hills But love is not a feeling It is a revelation Love is not a changing season It is a rock It is constant; unwavering. We will always feel love Yet love might not always Be pointed in one direction. Sometimes it moves from Object to object like the Hands of a clock Always moving from Minute to minute; hour to hour. If love were a game We'd all be pieces On the grand chessboard of the heart. Some would be pawns to carry out Cupid's bidding Some kings and queens To rule in each other's hearts. Others would be bishops and rooks To place their love in the Faith of gods unseen. Then some, Knights, Warriors who fight for love's sake Knowing full well that The act of love may lead To chaos in the heart. But love is not a game It is real; and there Are real winners and real Losers. Tears are very Real an

If Loving U
IF LOVING YOU IS A CHALLENGE, I WILL FACE IT. IF ITS A GIFT, I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT IT. IF ITS A SONG, I WILL SING IT WITH ALL MY SOUL IF ITS A PROMISE, I WILL KEEP IT. IF ITS A GOAL, I WILL DEFINITLY ACHIVEMENT IT.

If Love Is A Crime Arrest Me
my heart is open but my legs are not if you give your love to me, then ill give my greatest love to you...i love the man that love travel...an adventurous man that can take me to the place where ive never seen before...

If Love.......
If love.... Current mood: depressed If love was a place, It'd be in your arms. Away from evil and fear, Away from any harm. If love were a tear, i'd never cry again. Unless it was joy or happiness, of a change: now since then. If love was a sunset, it'd be the most beatiful of any red. It would easily take your breath away, and that would be enough said. If love was a song, i would sing for all time. In the sweetest of any melody, and the prettiest of any chime. If love was a book, it would never end. The pages would always turn, and be dedicated to my best friend. If love was a dream, then i guess mine came true. Nightmares are forgotten, now that i've got you. If love can be seen in your eyes, then I guess thats how I know. That forever can be seen in you, through your eyes into your soul

If Love
IF LOVE COULD REALLY WIPE AWAY, EVERY SINGLE TEAR SO THEN WHY DOES IT HURT THE MOST, WHEN THE ONE I LOVE IS HERE. IF LOVE COULD EVER EASE THE PAIN, THAT IM FEELING DEEP INSIDE. SO WHY DOES THE PAIN INCREASE, WITH THESE FEELINGS I SEEM TO HIDE. IF LOVE COULD EVER KEEP ME SAFE, FROM HARM ALL AROUND. SO THEN WHY AM I BEING HARMED, AND KICKED ONTO THE GROUND. IF LOVE COULD EVER MAKE ME SMILE, AND MAKE ME SO HAPPY. SO THEN WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING, AND FAILING TO BELIEVE. IF LOVE COULD EVER BE WRONG, BELIEVE ME I KNOW IT'S NOT COS LOVE IS THE ONLY THING, THAT KICKS ME OUTTA MY SOCKS. Something old I found and thought I would share.

If Logging In Through Fb How To Unlink And Beable To Log In Using The Fubar Home Page
This is how to make it so that you can log in using the fubar homepage instead of facebook. Step 1: Go to My then Settings. Step 2: Click the privacy and sharing tab then click remove next to facebook link. Step 3: Click the Logout button in fubar. Step 4: On the Fubar login page click forgot password since because you signed up through facebook you didnt have a password to login with. Step 5: Enter your email address that is tied into facebook when you created your fubar account with the facebook link and enter the bouncer code. Step 6: Go to your email and click the link to reset your password. Step 7: Enter your new password and click submit.

If Loving You Is Wrong , I Don't Wanna Be Right !!
I've come to the conclusion that loving someone is a hell of a lot better than hating. Love & Hate are the same coin , you flip a coin and pray for the right side to come up. A persons looks don't mean anything , when you are in love that person is beautiful to you , your heart see's what the eyes don't . And when the Love isn't returned your heart bleeds , and you wonder why you're not good enough but you hold on to the dream that someday that person will want you. And as long as there is a ray of hope ....... just keep on dreaming. His smile will light up the night sky , and also be your sun-shine at noon. Just hearing his voice will either make you angry or lift your heart so far in the clouds that you'd swear you could fly. And you wonder why ........why did I fall for you ??? But it is alright cause loving you makes me feel complete so I will continue to keep on loving you.

"i Fly"
I fly to a far away place Where I don't think And everything and everyone Disappears I really think Sometimes Someone should clip my wings So I can stay grounded Sit in reality Reality That thing that makes you Grown up Stresses you Breaks you I can't fly Not like before Clipped my wings too much Face the music bitch The song is over. Wake Up.

If Marriages
if a marriage isnt for love of another person (that person being the one ur getting married to, of course) then how do you know its over? i mean really over. yep, arranged marriage. be it arranged by ur parents or circumstance or u urselves. hmm, maybe dad shouldve thought of this before hehe. granting the fact that many factors make a marriage work and i do mean work, love or at the very least like and common interests should be part of it, isn't it? they say some marry for love, others for money, still others for companionship and some for the convenience of just being part of a permanent couple. i wonder which of theses id be force to be married for. im too old to marry for money (lugi sila he he he), companionship? who'd want to marry a (b)witch? love, umm pass my time. permanent coupling, nope! they say in india arranged marriages are sometimes based on the fact that the families are close, thats all.not even keeping the treasures intact. yeah, greed i can relate to. ap

If Making Friends Were Only So Easy...
You know, after sitting here and watching the waves of people scroll by, I was struck with a thought. Wouldn't be great if all you had to do to make new friends was to simply point and click. Just think, you wouldn't have to worry about being embarrassed....the stinging pain of rejection is calmly dulled by the coldness of this Cyber reality. It seems that tis way of meeting new people does take the fun out of trial and error. This may be the rambling of a silly old man with apparently too much time on his hands, but venting crazy notions I guess provides it's own theraputic release. Hopefully, once you make the cyber connections.....just maybe you can end up with really good friends.

If Making Money In Your Business Isn’t Easy, You Ain’t Doing It Right…
http://www.empowernetwork.com/kevin6821/blog/if-making-money-in-your-business-isn%E2%80%99t-easy-you-ain%E2%80%99t-doing-it-right%E2%80%A6/ click to learn more Ok… …this might sound a bit ‘off‘ from what a lot of people are saying, but I PROMISE you, that what I’m saying here is not only true, but when you really get it – I don’t think you’ll ever struggle to have money in your life again.

If Men Got Pregnant
If Men Got Pregnant 1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem. 2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay. 3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective. 6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 7. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes. 9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute. 10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm

If Men Ruled The World
1)Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. 2)Birth control would come in ale or lager. 3)Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. 4)On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too. 5)St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month. 6)Garbage would take itself out. 7)Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history. 8)The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle". 9)Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps". 10)Tanks would be far easier to rent. 11)Two words..."Ally McNaked". 12)When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would a

If Men Were To Rewrite "the Rules"
If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules" Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. Rule # 3 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. Rule # 4 It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. Rule # 5 Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? Rule # 6 Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. Rule # 7 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both. Rule # 8 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commerc

If Men Truly Ruled The World.. *eyeroll*
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier: A smack on the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. 2. Birth control would come in Ale or Lager. 3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. 4. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too. 5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month. 6. Garbage would take itself out. 7. Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history. 8. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle". 9. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps". 10. Tanks would be far easier to rent. 11. Two words..."Ally McNaked". 12. When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart aleck answer you

If Men Wrote Advice Columns
Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys A: This is perfectly natura

If Men Got Pregnant..
1. Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay. 2. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. 5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. 6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. 9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. 10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. 11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. 12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. 13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. 14. Women would rule the world.

If Men Were To Rewrite "the Rules
Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. Rule # 3 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. Rule # 4 It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. Rule # 5 Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? Rule # 6 Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. Rule # 7 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both. Rule # 8 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs. Rule # 9 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. Rule # 10 When we're turning the wheel and the car

If Men Got Pregnant
Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. Breifcases would be used as diaper bags. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. Women would rule the world.

If Men Were In Charge Of Planning Weddings
1. There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" Party. 2. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue-jean cutoffs and halter-tops. 3. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors. 4. Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit that "forsaking all others" part. 5. The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '69 Camaro or some other Chevy with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley! 6. Big, slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of Best Man. 7. Tailgate receptions. 8. Instead of a sit-down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza, and plenty of barbecue. 9. The "bride's father pays" tradition could stay. 10. All dance-floor songs would be by Iggy and the Stooges, Ted Nugent, the Smashing Pumpkins, 2Pac, and Sir Mix-A-Lot.

If Men Wrote Advice Columns (read Carefully)
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A. Obviously your husband can not get enough of you! Knowing that there is one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A: This is perfectly na

If Men And Women Swapped Genitals
If Men and Women Swapped Genitals Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch / shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eye and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. And the number one thing women would do if they woke up with a penis: 1. Repeat number 9.

If Men Wrote Advice Columns....
If men wrote advice columns, they'd read like this... Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk

If Men Wrote Advice Columns
If men wrote advice columns Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day. Then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

If Men Got Pregnant...
1. Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. 2. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. 5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. 6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. 9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. 10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. 11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. 12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. 13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. 14. Women would rule the world.

If Men Wrote Advice Columns...
If men wrote advice columns………… Q: My husband wants a threesome with me and my best friend. A: Obviously, your husband can’t get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college room-mates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal, while you think about it. Q My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it! Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally self-less. This shows he loves you. The best thing you can do is thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out w

If Men Wrote Advice Columns
Q: My Husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me . A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the best next thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together . Why not get some of your old college roomates involved too? If you are still apprehensive , maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it . Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him . A: Do it . Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin . Interesting, men know this . His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. this shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal . Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys . A: This is perfectl