"IF" is a "VERY" big word
If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.
If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.
If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.
If you are not big enough to lose you are too small to win.
If you are not enjoying your work, you should either change your attitude, or change your job. (Leo Tolstoy)
If you are not fired with enthusiasm, then you will be fired with enthusiasm. (Vince Lombardi)
If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. (Chinese Proverb)
If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right.
If you begin to understand what you are without trying to change it, then what you are undergoes a transformation. (Jiddu Krishnamurti 1895-1986)
If you believe everything you read, don't read (chinese proverb)
If you came and you found a strange man teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it. (Jerome Singer)
If you can't control the wind, adjust your sail.
If you can't convince them, confuse them. (Harry S. Truman)
If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.
If you can't say something nice, become a reporter.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. (Dale Carnegie)
If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles in the backside, you wouldn't be able to sit down for two weeks.
If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice!
