Hey FuBarBarians:
How aren't you doing? I am not unwell thank you kindly. Where we last left on in my rants and tirades about the things I would do if I were the president ( barring all logic about how I am unqualified and far too independent to get enough votes) For this edition I'd like to address certain things that really should be done in spite of what I would do as president.
First off as I am sure the few that read these previous blogs would know. I do not like either candidate ( But Obama is less scary in my opinion, and McCain will do anything to get into office, so that is why he should never make it there.
Rather than put my name in the hat ( despite my laundry list of things I put in the two previous Presidential blogs on how to fix our economy) I think we should examine what a president needs to be and who should fill those shoes.
1) The President is the head of the Executive branch..There for it has to be a successful Executive.
That being said lets look at Executives instead of politicians. Why not look at people Like Warren Buffet, Or Bill Gates. Alan Greenspan comes to mind and he was treasurer of the FED. he was both a successful executive and successful politician.
2) The President has to be a publicly respected Icon...someone who will lead us!
Ok so we know that executives are all well and good..vbut it has to be a famous ( not infamous) Executive. Someone who Is smart and popular...Ownsa there own business that is a sucess but is also notshy of the public Eye. ..i give you ...DREW
BERRYMORE!
She is a CEO for Flower productions as well as a few of its related interests ( i.e. Clothing companies, Charities, independent film as well as her own company, music etc, ETC) Besides she is is a Woman and has more experience than Sarrah Palin...Forget that she is an actress and played lots of ditsy roles...Forget that she was an alcoholic and drug addict before many of us had our first drink or even first kiss...Forget ..WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING. The problem we have is we can not look past anything. We know there is a man behind the curtain and that the face on tv scaring us is fake. (besides I am sure she is not a tough negotiator)
So even using my logic Maybe we need to look inward instead of outward. One thing I think we need rather than a President is An Efficiency Expert...You know the guy. The reason many of us are out of work now. Corporations hire them to "TRIM THE FAT" We are a Cooperation..Why not hire one as head of not only Immigration and Deportation, but also to look at Government agencies and Departments.
The Efficiency Expert can Not only fix our leaky borders, but also cut out tax wasting jobs and offices that were set up by the liberals, but also help to combine offices that are doing what they should be doing already. I do not think we should close down all of the liberal offices of departmentalized government, but I think we need them to become bigger and less of them to help out the way they were intended to be ran. Not to be ran as a an easy job giving out tax dollars to those with out qualifications whilst keeping some in their own pocket.
Just a Thought!
