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If You Do Nothing Else, Do This Today! (tysm Dawn 4 Including Me)
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If You Want My Love
Ah. Ah. If you want my love you got it. When you need my love you got it. I won't hide it. I won't throw your love away, oo. If you want my love you got it. When you need my love you got it. I won't hide it. I won't throw your love away, oo. Yes, I thought you were a mystery girl, A special girl in this crazy old world. You couldn't see me when I laid eyes on you. 'Cause lonely is only a place. You don't know what it's like... You can't fight it. It's a hole in my heart, in my heart. If you want my love you got it. When you need my love you got it. I won't hide it. I won't throw your love away, oo. You hold the secrets of love in this world. I'm hypnotized by your ev'ry word. A special face, a special voice, A special smile in my life. 'Cause lonely is only a place. You don't know what it's like... You can't fight it. It's a hole in my heart, in my heart. If you want my love you got it. When you need my love you got it. I won't hide it.

If You Do Read This Enjoy !
God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel. They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies. The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles" ------

If You Fall For This, You Are The Catch Of The Day!
I have a standing rule in my house about answering the phone. The phone will not to be answered if the caller ID shows the caller's number beginning with 800, 866 or 877. Because it doesn't matter how many times I register for the do-not call list, the damn credit card companies and politicos keeps calling. Something about insurance to cover my debts if I should have an untimely kidney stone and die or "Vote for me and I will make this country kidney stone free!!" Blah, blah, blah. No. Seriously. There are just some lists that God himself could not shake himself from. One such example is the Special Olympics. They are sneaky bastards because when they call they don't say, "Hello, may I speak with Ms G********?" They say, "Hey, is Marina around? Tell her Tim is calling." And then the main squeeze of the month hands me the phone with an accusatory look in his eyes and mouths the words "Who the hell is TIM?" As soon as I say "Hello?", I hear words that make my wal

If You're Not Popular, It's Important To Examine The Possible Reasons Why.
If you’re not popular, it’s important to examine the possible reasons why. There could be many reasons, of course. Do you suffer from body odor? Do you have acne? Are you particularly over- (or under) weight? Are you the class clown (practice inappropriate humor)? Probably not, since the above are all easily remedied through cosmetic products, diet and exercise, and self-control. If you answered no to the above questions, then your case of unpopularity is more serious. Your unpopularity might be something you brought upon yourself. Suppose you once did something horrible, something that made you unpopular. What can you do about it? Can you ever live it down?

If You Were With Me
The sky is black and moon is full The stars are out and the breeze is cool I’m parked on the cliff overlooking the sea This would be perfect if you were with me I would hold you in my arms so tight And tell you how much I love you tonight I would kiss your lips and ask you to be My wife for life if you were with me But I’m all alone up here tonight And in my opinion this does not seem right But I keep on thinking how happy I’d be With myself and world if you were with me

If You Can't Comment At Least Rate His Pic.please??
HERE IS THE LINK TO HIS PIC. HE NEEDS SOME MAJOR HELP TO GET CAUGHT UP... I KNOW MY FRIENDS ARE GOOD FOR IT.. EVEN IF IT'S JUST A COUPLE COMMENTS AND A RATE.. LOVE YA ALL!!!! READ BLOG:::: http://fubar.com/blog/205482/770746 ♥~BRATT~♥

If You Buy Me A Hh Here's What You'll Get In Return.
Hey everyone, I really want my first Happy Hour, here's what I'm offering for the person who gets if for me. 1. You will be added to my family permantly 2. I will give you my IM and we can chat 3. Will do live stip show on cam plus more 4. Will make you several nsfw salutes 5. Something of your choice

If You Ever Look At Another One Of My Blogs Please View This One!!!!!
I RECEIVED THIS IN AN EMAIL THIS MORNING AND UPON WATCHING IT I WAS IN UTTER SHOCK AND DISBELIEF THAT NOT IS THIS HAPPENING BUT THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING HAS NOT BEEN CAUGHT.

If You Could See Through My Eyes
If You Could See Through My Eyes by LateNiteFantasy© For thousands of years women ask the same question one time or another, "how do I look?" well, to those that matter, this poem will be the answer they seek. Compare'd compare'd so many before, compare'd to women who've passed before. I look indeed, and search them still, by comparison I search and search them still. Though you ask a dozen times ten fold, "why dosth thou behold?" The answer is this, "To search the bleeding earth to see, no such beauty as the beauty of thee." I'll speak it again, to behold your blush. The smile that gives wings to your blush. To know you love me, (I love you, also) To know you'll hold me when my heart speaks true. I'll speak again, all this to you. so open thine ears, and listen clear, my words are true, I hold so dear. "If you could see through my eyes, you'd see love. If you could know what I know, you'd know us. If life was just calling your name as your eyes

If Your A Victim Like Myself....we Need To Stop The Drama And Insanity!
I am sure that a few of you out there have run into those "1" raters and haters here on Fubar. Well I had my run in with a perticular member yesterday and the out come became a personal slander campagain against me! The member will go unnamed, but those of you who where commenting on my opinion question know exactly who this person is! Let me get the rest of you up too speed on this one: I made a MUMM yesterday asking for an opinion on a picture that i altered in Photoshop. The voting criteria was; " am i just creative or a baised military bastard". ( I'll admit! I am baised! I have done 5 combat tours in the middle east!) BUT....no where in my MUMM did i reference, Islam, Mohammad, nor did i slander any religion, race, or color in any direct order. This is the picture I posted: Now because of this picture; one member of fubar posted to my MUMM....calling me various names and slurs because of it. Other members then responded to Her comments. She reported m

If You Don't Read Or Care Then Don't Bother Looking Here
After telling me for a long time how much this guy cared for me and how he's so unhappy with his current situation including the GF. Saying how he could fall in love with me and you know, all the usual BS guys say. Makin me feel good about myself and talking for long hours. He disappears. I go to his profile one day and apparently he was with another woman saying she had his heart and blah blah blah. Somebody who made me think ok not all guys are alike just completely turned the tables. Sure he was in NC and I'm in northwest Georgia. Remember I said NORTHWEST Ga..you'll need that info a in a minute... the chick he was with is in Nashville which is only 3 hours from me. ya know since I'm in NORTHWEST GA. VERY close to the TN border. Only 25 miles from it actually. Yeah anyways...instead of telling me he just abandons me. all of a sudden he pops up from outta nowhere saying sorry blah blah blah he lost his job in March and has no net. NO mention of the gf. NONE. When I bring her up he sk

If You Wondered What Happened To Me
Hi My FUBAR Friends and Family, I just wanted to let you know I'm alive and well, My Hubby and I have been really busy, my son is great and in general all is well.. ALL except My computer with was hit by lightning a few months back i as of yet don't have the $$$$$ to replace it but i hope to soon so for now when I can I'll pop by and say hey I miss you all so much... Stay SEXY DJ Christa

If You Want Me To
The pathway is broken And the signs are unclear And I don't know the reason Why You brought me here But just because You love me The way that You do I'm gonna walk through the valley If You want me to Cause I'm not who I was When I took my first step And I'm clinging to the promise You're not through with me yet So if all of these trials Bring me closer to You Then I will go through the fire If You want me to It may not be the way I would have chosen When You lead me through a world That's not my home But You never said it would be easy You only said I'd never go alone, yeah So when the whole world turns against me And I'm all by myself And I can't hear You answer My cries for help I'll remember the suffering Your love put You through And I will walk through that valley If You want me to

If You Could Only See
Tonic - If You Could Only See If you could only see the way she loves me Then maybe you would understand Why I feel this way about our love And what I must do If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says When she says she loves me Well you got your reasons And you got your lies And you got your manipulations They cut me down to size Sayin you love but you dont You give your love but you wont If you could only see the way she loves me Then maybe you would understand Why I feel this way about our love And what I must do If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says When she says she loves me Seems the road less traveled Shows happiness unraveled And you got to take a little dirt To keep what you love Thats what you gotta do Sayin you love but you dont You give your love but you wont Youre stretching out your arms to something thats just not there Sayin you love where you stand Give your heart when you can If yo

If You Came Back As One Of These Two Animals What Would You Be A Dog Or A Cat?
Good Morning, happy Thursday too. Ok against my better judgment I was not going to do news of the weirder then we…well because it seems like I always showcase the clumsiness or stupidest ones I can find…and normally pick on Florida…but my own fine state is catching up…but today I had to write about this one. Mexico come on…what are you thinking? TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A Mexican donkey has been freed from jail after doing time for acting like a jackass. The Televisa network on Wednesday showed Blacky gobbling food from a bucket after spending three days in a jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances. Blacky was jailed for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside Tuxtla Gutierrez, the capital of the southern state of Chiapas. Officials freed the donkey after its owner paid a fine of $36 and the $115 hospital bill of the men, who suffered bites to the chest and a broken ankle. Authorities say he also must pay $480 to each man for missed wor

If You Only Knew
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for you... if

If You Have Been Tagged... Read My Blog And Then Write Your Own! - Kelly + Jades Game Lol :d
I was tagged by Kelli :) Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself , at the end choose 5 (or more) people to be tagged, list their names and why you tagged them. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "Tag! You're It!" and to go read your blog. You can not tag the person that tagged you so since you can't tag me back let me know when you are done so that I can go read YOUR blog answers! 1. i have always wanted to be famous........ i know its not going to happen... i love the spot light though... LOL you could of guessed that 1. 2. I really want to go to America because i have made some friendships that will last forever...........x 3. my fav colours are colours of the ocean.......... 4. i once was bitten by a spider when i was 10yrs old which almost took my life.. 5. I break a glass everytime i do the dishes... soon im going to have none left! LOL no wonder i have to kee

If You Have Been Tagged... Read My Blog And Then Write Your Own! - Kelly + Jades Game Lol :d
I was tagged by Jade Jade.... ♥ Nate's Munchkin ♥ - OzBadB!tch!...@ fubar :) Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself , at the end choose 5 (or more) people to be tagged, list their names and why you tagged them. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "Tag! You're It!" and to go read your blog. You can not tag the person that tagged you so since you can't tag me back let me know when you are done so that I can go read YOUR blog answers! 1. The first year I was to play hockey and my first time on skates I had broke my collar bone and still played hockey that year after I healed 2. My Favorite actor is Sylvester Stallone 3. I got hit by a car in 6th grade and broke the two twin bones in my leg which were the tibia and fibia if thats the correct spelling lol 4. I never been out of the United States in my Life yet 5. I didn't get my drivers license til I was 22 years

If You Have Been Tagged... Read My Blog And Then Write Your Own! - Kelly + Jades Game Lol :d
I was tagged by Jade Jade.... ♥ Nate's Munchkin ♥ - OzBadB!tch!... @ fubar :) Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself , at the end choose 5 (or more) people to be tagged, list their names and why you tagged them. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "Tag! You're It!" and to go read your blog. You can not tag the person that tagged you so since you can't tag me back let me know when you are done so that I can go read YOUR blog answers! 1 i dont take criticism well 2 i have no tats but really want to get one yet probably will never 3 my last gf cheated on me with 2 of my friends, found out about it one night at a party drunk no one would drive me home, drove myself home got in a high speed pursuit with some cops really pissed off and rolled my dream car going 140. 4 my brother almost died on me scariest time of my life 5 im old fashion and trust what people say

If You're Not Her Friend, You're Missing Out!!
Let's make Ms Taz a fuberlord! Mz Taz! If you don't already have this girl on your friends list, your seriously missing out! She is the sweetest person ever, and a great friend of mine of fubar. She is always out there to help anyone who needs it. Please let's return the favor! fan, rate add her! She always returns the luv! Let's make her fuberlord today!!!!!! Just click her pick above to go to her page. thanks xoxo Addict ♫ Addict4Dramatix ♫ ~FORCE~3~BOMBERS~ {Shadow Leveler} owned by "JP" & luvin it!@ fubar

If You Should Go
A troubled mind in search Of a bright neon bay I swim to shore The only route to take Is perfection itself The stars lead the way As waves make oceans complete Fate is the shell of my beat Oh how I feel all that I need Under my thoughts under my fears Little things I know they're real They make my soul complete Little things and all they bring Are fragments bitter sweet Little things not everything Cause glitter is no goal Simple things are all I need A friend to guide to hold If you should go I find myself alone With no center no home But I won't close my eyes The thing I love the most I'm letting you go But I won't give up hope If you should go

If You Want To Own Bratt Or Her Friends, Now Is The Time
Ok friends. My friends and I are in an auction and WE want you 2 OWN US!! Come make a bid and own ONE or ALL of us=) -------------- STARTING THE 7/8TH OF JUNE BIDDING WILL GO FOR 2 WEEKS LAST DAY FOR BIDDING IS THE 21st OF JUNE ,,,,,,IF U GET WHAT U WANT BEFORE HAND U MAY TAKE THE OFFER AND RUN LOL=) ================ ================ SEXYSCORPIO =) ================ ~BRATT~=) ================ Tiger princess=) ============== Chaotic Princess=) ============== Princessmama=) ============== '☠☭DJ AUSSIE AGE☭☠ØwÑËℜ oƒ Ettamogah Pub' ===================

If You Use Paypal Be Careful
last night someone got my information and made an unauthorized VERY LARGE purchase through my paypal account. the only place i use paypal is on fubar, go figure. soon as u read this go change ur password on paypal and every time you use your account on fubar i suggest u change your password. i am having to deal with all the phone calls, cancelled cards, etc and the fact that now my account is overdrawn. they will return my money but could take several weeks, that is bs, i am a single mom and i need my money. paypal is suppose to be so secure then how in the hell did this happen tell me that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If You Had Me Alone....
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE

If You Love Her, Let Her Go... If She Wants To Go
There is a saying that if you love something, let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be yours. This can be taken a lot of ways, depending on the situation, but let's apply it to relationships and women. If a woman is unhappy, (which I have discovered in my life has never had anything to do with me, but because of the woman's own life), or if she wants to leave me, I wish her well and let her go. I have no need to own or possess a woman or control her like a freak. If she wants to see if her heart beats with another man or wants to explore a new path... I wish her well. They say that if you love a woman, let her go if she wants to go. If she comes back, she is yours. But in reality, she is never yours...she is her own and belongs to existence. Relationships are about interdependence and balance of Yin/Yang - male/female polarity - not about needniness, ownership or control. Some women will get scared and think you are Satan when you talk like this because they hav

If Your A Cooter Hater, You Need To Read This!
I was laying in bed...earlier someone brought up a few things to my attention today...and I couldnt sleep because for starters its shit that needs to be laid to rest. First of all...with the shit that went down between me and a certain person...before you start assuming you need to get your fukn facts straight and do one better...COME TO THE SOURCE! I do have proof of what I was told into believing...on my laptop...I was told a bunch of bullshit lies. I was led to believe things. I was told to hate people. I was told to ban people. And...like a dumbass bitch...I believed this person. Now to say that *I* caused drama is nothing but a fukn bull shit lie. I didnt kno how I was gonna be played...yes I WAS PLAYED! Just like those of you who believed this person. But if you remember right, I never EVER played YOU! I was straight up and honest with everyone and yet *I* am a cause of drama. I knew this person for 2 fukn years...had not fukn clue I would be treated the way I was. N

If You Can Afford Me
If you want me, a cherry on top, the pick of the peck, The crème de la crop. If you want me you better do better than that tonight. Oh, Oh. If you want me, it takes more than a wink, And more than a twink and more than you think. If you want me you're gunna have to break the bank, tonight. Cuz some don't have the patience, some call me high-maintenance But you pay the bill, cuz, that's the deal. If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me. Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost If you can afford me If you want me, I'm not a piece of ass, a one night stand, a storage ship I think you better walk by, tonight Oh, no. If you want me, then stop begging I don't put out for charity If you want me there's no discount price tonight But I don't need your dollar bills I just want something real Cuz, nothing's free, except a lovin' me If you wanna ride, just name your price d

If You Have A Heart Please Read This And Go Show Luv N Support...thanks...for You 1969
Kanan “Dream Catcher” Albert Higginbotham..has been sick for many years. Back on May 13th he finally shared with us Fubarians just a piece of his story....... I’m really sorry I don’t comment as much as I was I’m tryin everyone that knows me knows I try to get to all my friends everyday. I send out over 1000 comments a day. When I can I even make them myself. Well last week I’m a crash test dummy for the Dr. I have end stage liver disease, cirrhosis,but I’m not lettin it get to me I’m tryin so bear with me. I love all of you and the days I can I’m still gonna get these comments out. Its all I have these days thankz all! Kanan Here is a blog I posted right after that…and it was a sticky bully that only a handful of u bothered to re-post…. I spoke with Albert earlier today. The past few days he has been feeling very poorly. He asked me to post a bulletin for him to let his friends know that he just can't be on as much as usual right now. He tries to get up and comment when he ca

If You Dream Of Angels
If You Dream Of Angels by LateNiteFantasy© Within the prison of your days and the restless pacing sleep of night's dungeon, do dreams of angels wrap around your heart; breasts tighten at the thought, one may be out there even now seeking to effect your rescue? Do you then, with hesitant whisper, conjure something more than hope, yet less than prayer? If so, the one who answers, may be of another cloth than you wove into your fairy tale tapestry, emerging stealthily from the shadows to devour those sweet illusions, yet be not surprised to discover, it was those delusions that truly bound you.

If You Want
Saturday, June 28, 2008 If you want If you want to be interesting, be interested. If you want to be heard, listen. If you wish to truly learn, teach. If you would like to be wealthy, be generous. If you desire to be understood, take the time to understand. If you want to have many friends, be friendly. If you want the world to change for the better, make a positive change in yourself. If you long for peace, be peaceful. What you give to life is what life becomes for you. The treasures you accumulate all come from the good things you do. Every day is your opportunity to raise your life to a higher level by giving the best that you have. Whatever it is you desire, give it, be it, support it, and you will enjoy it in great abundance. -- Ralph Marston

If You Want It.....be It.
If you want If you want to be interesting, be interested. If you want to be heard, listen. If you wish to truly learn, teach. If you would like to be wealthy, be generous. If you desire to be understood, take the time to understand. If you want to have many friends, be friendly. If you want the world to change for the better, make a positive change in yourself. If you long for peace, be peaceful. What you give to life is what life becomes for you. The treasures you accumulate all come from the good things you do. Every day is your opportunity to raise your life to a higher level by giving the best that you have. Whatever it is you desire, give it, be it, support it, and you will enjoy it in great abundance. -- Ralph Marston

If You Care What Happens You Will Read This
Well I know some of you who actually care will read this and those who don't will just maybe guess where the hell I have disappeared to....Well about 2 weeks ago I took a trip out of town and took my youngest son to his father and spent time with my oldest. Well I came home and had a very long talk with my hubby. We decided that the best thing since we are so terribly miserable is to get divorced. Something we have been discussing for awhile now but haven't taken those extra few steps towards anything. Well now I am at that turning point in my relationship. He said he would make sure my car is fixed and then we are parting ways. So I just want everyone to bare with me through this and I will be here as much as I can. I hate being away and not having contact with everyone but hey I have to do what I have to at this time. Don't worry I am not upset or depressed...I actually am better and my mind is clear. If you have my cell please feel free to text me...or call after 9pm and weekends...

If You Only Knew
If you only knew I'm hanging by a thread The web I spin for you If you only knew I'd sacrifice my beating Heart before I lose you I still hold onto the letters You returned I swear I've lived and learned It's 4:03 and I can't sleep Without you next to me I Toss and turn like the sea If I drown tonight, bring me Back to life Breathe your breath in me The only thing that I still believe In is you, if you only knew If you only knew How many times I counted All the words that wen't wrong If you only knew How I refuse to let you go, Even when you're gone I don't regret any days I Spent, nights we shared, Or letters that I sent It's 4:03 and I can't sleep Without you next to me I Toss and turn like the sea If I drown tonight, bring me Back to life Breathe your breath in me The only thing that I still believe In is you, if you only knew If you only knew I still hold onto the letters You returned You help me live and learn It's 4:03 and I c

If You Read Blogs, Read Mine....
I am sorry I have not kept intouch with you all on here, yes I really do care and I am here to make life long friends and if it becomes, friends, close friends or more. I would like to hear from you and yes you may rate this blog but I would like to get an e-mail or for those who have my phone number, call me. I know, since I have been home from Europe, I have been working alot and yes I know it sometimes gets in the way of my personal life. Please forgive me and lets become friends again. I want to hear FROM ALL of you and not just those who have kept in contact with me.....Let me know how your doing? Please tell me how we might keep in contact better, i.e. text message, e-mail and or if your comfortable with me, cellphone-text-picture message. Again, lets talk and get to know each other again and lets the days become weeks and months and years in our friendship? I look forward talking to you..... READ and RESPOND back to me! Pete

If You Really Want To Be A Friend?
I am sorry I have not kept intouch with you all on here, yes I really do care and I am here to make life long friends and if it becomes, friends, close friends or more. I would like to hear from you and yes you may rate this blog but I would like to get an e-mail or for those who have my phone number, call me. I know, since I have been home from Europe, I have been working alot and yes I know it sometimes gets in the way of my personal life. Then again when i got home, I rwas really upset that I left some good friends and family behind and the people I knew here in town had either moved on or away or just didnt want to talk to me anymore due to the fact that I did go and live in Europe for awhile. Please forgive me and lets become friends again. I want to hear FROM ALL of you and not just those who have kept in contact with me.....Let me know how your doing? Please tell me how we might keep in contact better, i.e. text message, e-mail and or if your comfortable with me, cellphone-text-

If You Have A One Liner, Send It And Ill Add It.....
Funny one liners! Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. A day without sunshine is like, night. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. All generalizations are false, including this one. All men are idiots, and I married their King. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Assassins do it from behind. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Th

If You Love Country Music
if you love country music check out my friend James Allen's links. He is a true country singer and will bring country music back the way it should be http://www.myspace.com/jamesallencountry www.digitalrodeo.com/jamesallenmusic Make sure you listen to the song "thank god you loved me" it features my buddy Mark the Fiddler. another good one is "cleaning house" if you really love steel guitar you'll love that one

If You Can't See How Fabulous I Am....
That's really your problem, not mine. LMAO...now before the three of you who will read this think i have completely and totally lost it and developed an ego that tops Capt. Kirk's hear me out. I had my shelter group today. One of the kids who was usually really bright and sunny was pretty down in the dumps. i pulled her aside and asked if she wanted to talk. Apparently her "friends" at school didn't want to hang out anymore because she no longer lived in the nice neighborhood or could afford to do the things she used to do with them. I told her that real friends, true friends, would pick her up when she fell and realize that the wonderful person she was didn't change because her circumstances did. In saying that to her, I had a revelation of my own....I seriously need to stop trying to convince people of things. I had to sit for a moment and feel in my spirit what it was that coming to me and what I am left with is: I don't have to convince anyone of anything. I am so si

If You Think This Is Crazy Just Remember Your Just Visiting I Have To Live Here
Come forward, ye all those willing to rot your minds with my insescent rants. For I am the muffin and the weasals are evil. People that live in glass houses should buy that fancy new baboon colon....cause it tastes so much better than mountain dew. and that is why pirates can't be clowns, and jews can't be ninjas. and hey even jesus didn't have to put up with this shit. By the way jesus is my homeboy. let he who has not sinned cast the first bowl of frosted flakes. If a tree falls in the woods do all of the other trees laugh at it? And why is it that despite the fact that i know that it will taste like ass i always have the erge to eat that burnt chip in the bottom of the bag. Hmmm strange. thank you for coming to the show and i would like to say farewell to all of my loyal spaced out monkey ticks. P.S. from this point forward the cancer cells in my brain would like you to refer to me as shitbird the turd twirler

If You Don't Like What You See In The Mirror Or The Makeover
twin holes in my turtleneck about an inch apart as i star in the mirror the sight nearly stops my heart two perfect holes on the left side perfect symmetry why oh why and my oh my where is the rest of me?...

If You See A Naked Lady...
If You See A Naked Lady... PG-Rated One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they stumbled upon a naked woman frolicking in the water. After a few moments one of the boys turned and ran away. Put your ad here! The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked, "It was interesting man, why did you run away?" The other boy replied, "My Mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something turning to stone, so I ran.

If You Don’t Know Learn About It
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If You Want A Laugh Read This!
If you want a laugh then maybe you should this whole blog. Last week I met up with a internet buddy of mine and we decided to have a little fun. Well, on the way home we were both hungry so he decided to stop by Mc Donald’s on Taylor Blvd. You know the rudest Mc Donald’s in the city of Louisville!?! They are pretty darn rude down there. I hate even going down there because they are just so damn hateful. Anyway, we just went thru the drive thru. So we get to the drive thru window and he’s ordering and she repeats our order and he says “Thank You Sir.” She responds back IM not a sir IM a ma’am. I started laughing. He apologized to her. We get to the window and IM still laughing. He apologized once again. She just kinda looked at him. It even kinda looked like a guy. I know I would have been quite embarrassed. I know he was. I was making him mad because I was laughing but I just couldn’t help it. So we drive to the next window and get our food. IM surprised that they did

If You Want Something Real
Hi. thanks for looking at my first blog on Fubar.I don't usually write on here But I thought this might be of interests to some people. As you see in my profile I operate a local website for Delaware County, PA. I have fun with it and it pays bills.. However I am always on the look out for something that can generate income and also be easy and fun to do. Well I found/developed something I think you may want to look at. I wrote a book about it called "Making Money System" it something i have been doing since 2007 and it is so easy and fun to do. If you want are are looking for a way to make some really great money , you want a flexible schedule, you want to work from home and only have a few hours a day/night, or you just want to be able to do something that will actually work! well this may be what you've been searching for You can read more if you like on my site http://www.idelco.com/makingmoney You can start doing this tonight.. its that simple I have my "Fubar"

If You Could What Would You?
Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"

If You Only Knew
"If You Only Knew" If you only knew..... How many times I think of you each day... Wanting to tell you how much you mean to me... If you only knew.... How the little things you say and do.. Brings a smile to my face and tears to my eyes too. If you only knew.... The tears are from the happiness and the joy.. That loving feeling you give every time you say those sweet words to me.. If you only knew.... How much happiness you have brought to my life..... For caring how I feel and feeling how I care... If you only knew.... How I thank you for taking the time to understand and know the real me.. And for digging deep in my soul finding all the secrets I keep. ~ Author Unknown ~ *~©~*~©~*~©~*

If You Ever Lived Or Know Of Nj
f you've ever lived in Jersey...you'll appreciate this!!! New Jersey is a peninsula. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida. New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas. New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky. New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq mi.) than Havana, Cuba. New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US. New Jersey has the highest cost of living. New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance. New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation. New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World." New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (no, not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll. Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions. North Jersey has the most sho

If Your Ever Going To Love Me.
If youre every going to love me love me now, while I can know All the sweet and tender feelings which from real affection flow. Love me now, while I am living; do not wait till I am gone And then chisel it in marble-warm love words in ice cold stone. If youve dear, sweet thoughts about me, why not whisper them to me? Dont you know ..twould make me happy and as glad as glad could be? If you wait till I am sleeping, neer to waken here again, Therell be walls of earth between us and I couldnt hear you then. If you knew someone was thirsting for a drop of water sweet Would you be so slow to bring it? Would you step with laggard feet? There are tender hearts all round us who are thirsting for our love; Why withhold from themwhat nature makes them crave all else above? I wont need your kind caresses when the grass grows oer my face; I wont crave your love and kisses in my last low resting-place. So, then, if you love me any, if its but a little bit, Let me know it now while li

If You But Knew
If you but knew How all my days seem filled with dreams of you, How sometimes in the silent night Your eyes thrill through me with their tender light, How oft I hear your voice when others speak, How you ..mid other forms I seek- Oh, love more real than though such dreams were true If you but knew. Could you but guess How you alone make my happiness, How I am more than willing for your sake To stand alone, give all and nothing take, Nor chafe to think you bound while I am free, Quite free, till death to love you silently, Could you but guess. Could you but learn How when you doubt my truth I sadly yearn To tell you all, to stand for one brief space Unfettered, soul to soul, as face to face, To crown you king, my king, till life shall end, My lover and likewise my truest friend, Would you love me, dearest, as fondly in return, Could you but learn?

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If You Want
If You Want If you want to be interesting, be interested. If you want to be heard, listen. If you wish to truly learn, teach. If you would like to be wealthy, be generous. If you desire to be understood, take the time to understand. If you want to have many friends, be friendly. If you want the world to change for the better, make a positive change in yourself. If you long for peace, be peaceful. What you give to life is what life becomes for you. The treasures you accumulate all come from the good things you do. Every day is your opportunity to raise your life to a higher level by giving the best that you have. Whatever it is you desire, give it, be it, support it, and you will enjoy it in great abundance. -- Ralph Marston

If You Can Afford Me
If you want me, The cherry on top, The pick of the pack, The crème de le crop, If you want me you better do better than that tonight Oh, oh If you want me, It takes more than a wink, More than a drink, More than you think, If you want me you’re gonna have to break the bank tonight ‘Cause some don’t have the patience, Some call me high-maintenance But you pay the bill, ‘Cause that’s the deal, If you wanna ride, Just name your price, And don’t play cheap with your heart, Don’t make a bet if you can’t write the check, For me, for me, Cause I can be bought, But you pay the cost, If you can afford me If you want me, I’m not a piece of ass, A one night stand, A storage shed, I think you better walk by, Tonight, Oh, no If you want me, Then stop begging, I don’t put out, For charity, If you want me, there’s no discount price tonight But I don’t need your dollar bills, I just want something real, Cause nothings free, Except loving me, If y

If You Are Unhappy...
IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY... Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell into a barnyard,almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little bird. The sparrow thought it was the end,but the manure warmed him,and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy,able to breath he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by,on hearing the chirping,investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure,found the chirping bird,and promptly ate him. The moral of the story: 1:Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2:Everyone who gets you out the shit is not necessarily your friend. 3:And if you are warm and happy in a pile of shit,keep your mouth shut.

If Youre Fucking And You Know It
if youre fucking and you know it (sung to if youre happy and you know it) if youre fucking and you know it slap that ass if youre fucking and you know it slap that ass if youre fucking and you know it then your cock will truly show it if youre fucking and you know it slap that ass if youre fucking and you know it scream oh god if youre fucking and you know it scream oh god if youre fucking and you know it then your cunt will truly show it if youre fucking and you know it scream oh god if youre cumming and you know it keep it in if youre cumming and you know it keep it in if youre cumming and you know that creampie will truly show it if youre cumming and you know it keep it in if youre pregnant and you know it scream oh fuck if youre pregnant and you know it scream oh fuck if youre pregnant and you know it you swollen gut by Chris Sweeney

If You Need Me Heres Info
ok for friends family and ppl who like lol if you want me or need to get ahold of me here is how u can do it e-mail shylilly_665@yahoo.com yim shylilly_665 you have better luck there cause i will be off here for awile thanks for looking shy

If You Only Knew...
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for

If You Wanna Laugh, Read Tihs:
I love when people feel the need to do things like this because you don't answer right away: ->NibiruHoax...: actually congratulations on becoming my new blog. because number 1. i can't reply to shouts when i'm mobile. number 2. don't act like you deserve a shout just cause you sent me one. number 3. thank you for the chuckle! NibiruHoax...: NT EVEN SAY ANYTHING BACK TO ME NibiruHoax...: THATS FUCKED UP NibiruHoax...: I HATE SNOBS LIKE YOU....I TRY AND SAY HI YOU ACT LIE YOUR SHIT DONT STINK AND DONT EVEN BOTHER RESPONDING

If You're Ever In My Arms Again
It all came so easy, all the loving you gave me The feelings we shared And I still can remember, how you touched me so tender It told me you cared We had a once in a lifetime But I just couldn't see until it was gone A second once in a lifetime May be too much to ask but i swear from now on If ever you're in my arms again This time I'll love you much better If ever you're in my arms again This time I'll hold you forever This time we'll never end I'm seeing clearly, how I still need you near me I still love you so There's something between us, that won't ever leave us There's no letting go We had a once in a lifetime But I just didn't know it til my life fell apart A second once in a lifetime Isn't too much to ask 'cos I swear from the heart If ever you're in my arms again This time I'll love you much better If ever you're in my arms again This time I'll hold you forever This time we'll never end The best of romances deserve second chances I'll get

If You Love Me,love Me Like This
I Would rather have had one breath of your hair, one kiss of your lips, and one touch of your hand, than eternity without it. I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straight-forwardly without complexities or pride, I love you because I know no other way then this. So close that your hand in mine, is as one. So close that when you close your eyes, I fall asleep, So close that when you cry, I cry, And so close that when you hurt, I hurt. So I thank you. I thank you because, you showed me a side of you, that no one has ever seen! Your words, have given me comfort, your honesty, has filled my heart, and your laughter, has touched my soul. I hold you in my arms, because it is the only place where I find peace. So I will cherish, every breath you take, every beat of your heart, every touch of your hand, and your every word. For you are my heart, my mind, my body, my spirit, and my soul. And I will Love you all of my days, and for all of eternity,

If You Are Feeling Down Read This.
I am one person that has tired from seeing many people frustrated with life or just mad about something and need to vent. Come by my page and you may see some strange blogs or expressive things that only point to how serious I am about moving forward don't be worried I have very professional attitude. I am not letting no one be a wall to block my future. So write a private message so we can discuss what you can do about being more positive today. It may be that a relationship of yours is not going the way you want it.Come see me, I am an un-official non-professional friend counseling for those that need a shoulder to lean on. I want to do this because I like help people it helps me feel like I am part of the solution. Be open as you want, talk only about what you feel comfortable.

If You Have Ripped One Of My Pictures
Please comment this blog and tell me! I want to know where my pictures are at and such. I do not mind that you have ripped them, but PLEASE COMMENT THIS BLOG IF YOU HAVE! And since they are MY pictures, I would like to be able to see where you have them placed! Thank you!!

If You Have A Heart, Plz Repost This
-Turn your sound on too !YOU HAVE NO HEART IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS !December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what Jessica said:"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birthday .London had six fractured ribs, both of her legs were fracture, & her brain was so dam

If Your Going To Give, Don’t Take Away
If your going to give me fortune Don't take away my reasoning If your going to give me success Don't take away my humility If your going to give me humility Don't take away my dignity If your going to give me love Don't take away my harshness completely If your going to give me harshness or coldness Don't take away my love If your going to give me a mistake Don't take away my power to learn If your going to give Don't take away....

If Your A Dork
if your a dork and proud like i is and you want join da dork rangers fam hit me up woot woot for dorks only thingyou ned to know is when a felow dork needs yourhelp you gota help the other dork out woot woot and when you join the dork fam you gota add rate fan all the other dorks in the fam

If Your Lightning Lips Aren't Mine..
I got a pretty sweet lightning bolt tattooed on the inside of my lip. I keep thinking that there's something I'm supposed to do I keep searching but I'll never measure up for you I hate the way that you always have something to say I can bend but I won't break for what you willingly pay Maybe I'm not meant to be all the things you want from me Isn't it enough to just believe what we've got is enough? Maybe I'm not meant to be inside of the dreams you're dreaming I can slowly feel you changing me into something that I'm not I'm getting tired of you playing me like a fool I thought I'd land in the skies when i aimed at you I find myself coming up short every time If you can't see me standing here love then you're blind Open your eyes I feel the pressure in my life, I feel you closing in on me.

If You Forget Me By Pablo Neruda
If You Forget Me I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me. Well, now, if little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you little by little. If suddenly you forget me do not look for me, for I shall already have forgotten you. If you think it long and mad, the wind of banners that passes through my life, and you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots, remember that on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms and my roots will set off to seek another land. But if each day, each hour, you feel that you are destined for me with implacable sweetness, if each day a flower clim

If Your Alone!
"If you're alone I'll be your shadow... If you want to cry I'll be your shoulder... If you want to Hug I'll be your pillow... If you need to be happy I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend I'll just be ME~ :0) YOU'RE IT!!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS N' LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET xoxoxo

If You Haven't Notice,
If you haven't notice, I have been there for you throughout the years,, If you haven't notice, I still feel like I am in the shadows. If you haven't notice, in my eyes there are tears. If you haven't notice, I hung onto every promise. If you haven't notice, it is you that I have missed. If you haven't notice , all the notes I left your way If you haven't notice, it's almost every day. If you haven't notice, everytime I said ,"Hey!" If you haven't notice, the things I have done for you. If you haven''t notice, I have no ideal what else to do.

If You Ever Wondered Who I Am...
[The Basics] First Name: Charlene Date of Birth: 1/29/80 Nicknames: Charlie, Nene, Sweet Pea, Firned, Frick, Croissant.... Where were you born?: Washington, PA Are you Male or Female?: Female What time were you born?: 8:38 pm Astrological Sign: Aquarius Job?: Title Clerk/Accts. Payable Where do you live right now?: At home Eye Color: Mostly green...technically hazel Describe your hair: I swear its brown...and long...and thick Height: 5'3 Righty or lefty?: Righty Heritage/Race/Nationality: Heinz 57 baby! Innie or Outie?: Innie Age: 27 Sexual Orientation: Straight Tattoos: Nope Piercings: Ears [Childhood] Is there anything that was weird about your birth?: Not really, but everyone followed me out of the room and they left my mom there freezing with no blankets! How old were you when you started talking?: Not even a year What was your first word?: dunno...but I could spell my last name before I could say it! Who was your first best friend?: Kiley Stanish How di

If You Allow It..........
Give yourself the power Your power depends on your perspective. And your perspective is yours to choose. If you convince yourself that you're having a bad day, you will indeed experience a frustrating and unproductive day. If you assume that circumstances are allied against you, then you'll encounter great trouble in getting anything done. There is a much more powerful alternative. You can choose to adopt and embrace a perspective that will work for you rather than against you. Think of how you would feel if conditions were perfect, if your actions were highly effective and if everything was going exactly your way. Then, once you imagine how it would feel, go ahead and allow yourself to actually feel that way. How would you act today if you knew you were going to be completely successful? Go ahead and act that way, and the success will come. Put yourself in a position of power by choosing to feel the positive influence and effectiveness that you know is yours. Adopt the

If You Where A Rose
If you where a rose If you where a rose in my hand, Id stop to smell and enjoy the day. Id stop and feel the softness and enjoy the bountifulness of your skin, like that of those rose petals. Id stop and hold the whole of you and enjoy you like a rose that day.

If You Haven't Forgiven Yourself
If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others? Human perfection is an illusion. No one is perfect, nothing is perfect. In art, it is usually the flaw that makes the masterpiece more intriguing. Striving to do our best is what life is all about. The problem lies in the misguided belief that we will not be loved unless we reach the highest levels of achievement. Such beliefs create compulsive behaviors which only sap our energies, getting us nowhere. This notion is so extreme that some people will turn the joy of gardening into an obsession because they are determined to have the most manicured lawn in the neighborhood. These people behave as if mistakes or small imperfections are permanent, irreversible stains on their carefully cultivated images. When we relinquish the neurotic need to be perfect, we are freed of the pressures of sainthood and can learn from our mistakes instead of being destroyed by them. Love what you love with a passion. Perfection i

If You Love Something Let It Go ...
'They' say: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was. First of all, I'd like to discern exactly who it was that came up with this innate morsel of wisdom. Secondly, and perhaps more importantly, I'd like to challenge its veracity and appropriate application. These sorts of sentiments are not entirely obliging to the assurance of a life well lived. They discourage risk taking. They are undoubtedly a way of placating people into accepting their less than satisfying lots in life. Of course, there are volumes to be spoken in support of choosing to play your moments of chance. However, since we have no one to blame but ourselves for our predicaments, and we are the only ones in them, there comes the occasion to promote ones own interests. I think Im there. It's all well and good to abide by niceties, manners and the like, throughout ones life. To be the shy and retiring type who somewhat resignedly, and with good humour

If You Like Metal Or Glam Rock
If you are a fan of metal or glam then please take the time to check out my good friend Chris Laceys book..this man lived in Hollywood and saw it all go down during the greatest years of metal..his story kicks ass..heres the link to his myspace and a sample from the book http://www.myspace.com/deadjailorrockandroll Foreward I’m writing the foreword to the tome of sleaze and peril while locked down in the L.A. county jail. It is dedicated to the legions of men and women who move out here to “Make it”... and somehow miss the mark. It is dedicated to anyone who ever believed in me and all my friends who died in Los Angeles while “starving for their art”. Some overdosed, some died in car crashes, a few got cancer, a few caught AIDS, and the majority Hung themselves. All because it was less painful than to live another day. Having been in as many bands as I have, walking away with absolutely nothing to show for it after putting your heart and soul and years of har

If You Build It, They Still Might Steal It
The justification of past observations was the reason my STP team started building two houses in KV today. Not that we have anything better to do. To date we have treated about twenty patients two who were medevaced by the Army. So patient care actually happens here. Despite that, the past always seems to creep upon me like a bad dream. In this case it's 2/25 Marines. The same marines who, and I stress I have great respect for marines except for their logistics, berthed themselves in a desert in Africa in the middle of summer using cold weather tents designed for below zero temps. Africa, for those who've never had the pleasure, in the middle of summer is like Iraq in the middle of summer. 120 plus degrees. So they wonder why we in the healthcare part of the Navy are treating lots of hyperthermia and dehydration. The same marines who, when it's 40 degrees and rainy, will not allow their troops to set up tents to stay warm and dry then wonder why the corpsman are treating hypothermia

If You Are Mine Friend Please Read
Hey Everyone, I just wanted to let you know that if you were on mine Friends list and if you aren't there anymore it's because I have removed you and added you to mine Family List . For me it's easier to keep up with. Thanks for being mine FuBar Friends. God Bless Hugs SunnyDays

If You Rated During My Auto 11's....
Please rate my Blog and Profile! I would very much appreciate it! I'm working on my messages give me time there are a lot to go through. I'll be sending you Fubucks etc. very quickly if I haven't already! I wanted to say thank you for rating, you all rock! I so appreciate it! I'll be doing more Auto 11's this week and next! Thanks, Vixen!

If You're From Jersey..read This
New Jersey If you've ever lived in Jersey ...you'll appreciate this!!! If not, too bad, read it anyway! New Jersey is a peninsula. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida . New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas. New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky .. New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq MI.) than Havana , Cuba . New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US . New Jersey has the highest cost of living. New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance. New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation. New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World. " New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (no, not Spam): Ta ylor Ham or Pork Roll. Home to the less mysterious but th

If You've Lost Ur Fubux ....... Do This !
FROM STRAWBERRY N CREAM... Heya All Thought I would do this blog as I am being asked by a few how to get fu $ back... I had mine disappear this afternoon and I went to Year Of The Dragon... If you have Fire Fox browser... 1. Go To Tools in the tool bar above 2. Click on 'Clear Private Data' (You have to clear cache, cookies, and temp files) 3. Put checks in all the boxes 4. Click 'Clear Private Data' 5. Close the Browser and RELOG back into Fubar Your fu bucks will be there :D PS: I have had to do this a few times today and each time I have gotten them back. Keep this going folks, I lost mine too and this process works also, u might be able to get them back by goin and rating somebody, I ( jade ) did that and it worked just a few mins. ago

If You Really Care About America
Do NOT Vote for Obama/Biden If you really care about what happens to the United States of America, do NOT vote in the Obama/Biden team. It’s a recipe for disaster.First of all, Obama does NOT have enough experience to be president of the United States. There are things about him that, when considering him to be in a position of leadership authority, make chills run down my spine.Obama has never governed anything - not even a small town, let alone a state. He’s never gone out and tackled corruption and tough issues, and except for the earliest years of his life, has never dwelt among average, blue-collar working class Americans. Sarah Palin has done all these things and more. On that basis alone, I would feel much safer having her at the helm in White House. I believe she is capable and qualified in leadership. And if she really is all that inexperienced - well, if it comes down to that, I would much rather have an inexperienced VP than an inexperienced president.So Obama’s been

If You Say All Love Will Be Returned....do It!!!!
I have been laid off from work now for over 2 months and I have been careful about how much i spend on fubar. I have been rating for hrs a day to maintain rank and continue to level. I have been rating many HH Host that i thought would return the rates, lol. I have helped 2 ppl that have Oracle with what lil bling i had and didn't even get a TY back. So if u want help from me...i want help back! I will tell u right now, i will not bling till i see i have made a fu friend that isnt selfish and willing to rate me as i rate them. If you send me bling...i will send hrs on ur page rating but dont expect me to be able to bling u back. I have given up on the receiving bling packs, blast and HH in exchange of taking care of u the best i can. If you say all love will be returned....DO IT!!!!

If You Want To Leave Me.....
I have been doing a lot of thinking recently and I have decided that this is the best way to handle this. My Friends if you no longer wish to stay with me and the things that i am trying to accomplish then i totally understand and i will still be honored to call you my Friends. Just all that i ask is don't, Please don't give up because you think that i have.....Because i have not...i may have slowed down some...and yes i have thought of given up....but i am no quitter.....not yet anyway!I feel that it is to early to throw the towel in!! And those that are my true friends know exactly what this is all about and if you're truly my friend i hope you will let me know if you are still with me!! I do have some things that are going on in my life and family that i am having to deal with and sometimes i can't be here as much as i would truly like to be but im human and do have problems outside of Fu-bar and i hope you all understand this. okay this is the way that i have chosen to handle

If You Know Me You Will Get This!!!
Im a good , and caring person, i get accused of the most , unrealistic things you would think of, ..but i am still , not that person....if you know me ...you will know i am a caring, and good friend to you . so stick up for me damn it!

If You Love Stevie Nicks ... Don't Miss This Magical Night Tonight ,oct 30 In Bada Bing Beginning At 10pmest!
Join us tonight in Bada Bing for an Enchanted Evening with Stevie Nicks Let your Dreams and Spirit unwind tonight with the amazing Stevie Nicks. Her Lyrics and one of a kind Voice have penetrated our souls for 3 decades. She is the Timeless Belladonna, the Gypsy, the Enchanting Queen and Poet. Come to Bada Bing tonight and feel the captivating yet electrifying spirit of STEVIE. Beginning at 10pm est, Queeny will take you on a journey to the other side of the mirror, her favorite place. We will dance and through time with live and recorded tracks both Solo and with Fleetwood Mac. Also Rare tracks, duets and her covers of other artists. A Glimpse into Stevie's wild heart and her work over the decades. "And the days go by, Like a strand in the Wind, In the Web that is my Own, I Begin Again"

If You Build It They Will Come!
A family that lives on the outskirts of Anchorage, Alaska decided to build a sturdy, colorful playground for their 3 and 4 year old sons. They lined the bottom with smooth-stone gravel all around to avoid knee scrapes and other injuries. They finished building it one Friday evening and were very pleased with the end product. The following morning, the mom was about to wake up the boys and have them go out to play in their new play center. This is what she saw from the upstairs window: This gives a whole new meaning to 'build it and they will come!'

If You Live In Portland...
Then dammit, GO TO THIS FOR ME! I wanna see this movie, and i fucking LOVE 16 Volt. Repo! The Genetic Opera (Lionsgate)From the producers of Saw 2, 3, 4 and 5 comes a rock and roll musical the likes of which have yet to be seen. Being called a mix between "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", "Blade Runner" and "Saw", This big screen musical epic will be the next major cult classic in the history of cinema.An epidemic of organ failures devastates the planet. Panic erupts and scientists feverishly make plans for a massive organ harvest. Out of the tragedy, GeneCo, a multi-billion dollar biotech company, emerges. GeneCo provides organ transplantation for a profit. In addition to financing options, GeneCo reserves the right to implement default remedies, including repossession. For those who can't keep up with their organ payments, collection is the responsibility of "organ repo men", skilled assassins contracted by GeneCo, ordered to recover GeneCo's property by any means necessary.At th

If You Want To Own Me....
Taking bids on being owned.... I have decided to go with being owned but I have to asked to be respected with one request. I will not make any NSFW salutes. Also My real husbands name will stay in my name. Other requests I will be open to. I will speak to who ever owns me before anything is done also about any and all expectations. Final note... Just because you are the highest bidder does not mean you will own me. I expect to be treated with respect and will show you respect as well. Just send me a PM and we will talk if you are interested. Thanks guys!!!

If You Don't Vote, Then Don't Complain About The Government
Ah, the election is upon us again here in the United States, and what a day it does. I was literally glued to the news show that hosted the election numbers coming in from all over the country. At first, it started to look like 2004 all over again, McCain having a pretty fair lead over Obama. But then, in a course of a half hour, Obama took the lead from McCain and literally did not look back for the rest of the night. Then, at 10PM the news came in, Barack Obama has become the next president of the United States. Wow, that was amassing to see it, finally after years of struggle from the civil rights movement and eight years of disillusioned leadership, this country has it’s first African-American president. I was thinking, was that the reason for the change, for this country had to deal with such an incompetent leader that represented this nation as a band hicks and bone headed numbness. Is that what made people change their views so dramatically? Oh well, this was truly an h

If You Like What You See.....
Hey guys thanks for all the comments and adds. If you want to see more of me, naughty pics and videos come check out my other page, it is www rude dot com/bigpainintheass. sign up there and when you do i will give you a pass to my live house cams that are on 24/7, i will be notified when you sign up, cant wait to see you there.

If You're Lost For Words
If you're lost for words.....Become found for actions.... If you're lost in life...Become found with reactions.... Stop searching for who you are...and remember where it started.... You are a flight in motion...Soaring since departed... Words are a puzzle that will never be completed.....? Yours truly.... Jeff Hardy Ours truly....this life

If You Don't Like It, Don't Read It
I used to live in oregon for a while, then I moved back to washington, thatz right, cuz I am originally from washington, but I do have friends here and there, sum in oregon and sum in Idaho, but if you do cum and check out my page on fubar, b sure to drop me a line at: W_manly@live.com, cuz all I want to do is make a few more friends then wut I have now...

If You Don't See Me On...
Doesn't mean I am far away... I have started Writing on a Site called 'webook' and I am in the mist of writing my first Erotic Horror (well not my first, I started years ago writing Erotic Horror and Erotic Fantasies) and even written 'No Holds Bar' downright very Sexual Stories. Thanks to my Ex. I was to chicken to have ever put them up any where until I came upon another Site called Soulcast where I bared my Soul for all to see and I am a Member of FanFiction. FanFiction scared me at first, due to you having to write our own Stories according to other Anime Fandom Stories. Though I haven't written there due to some of the Anime's I knew nothing about, I discover that 'Helsing' is on there, I have a huge crush on Alucard (the English Voice Actor). That I can easily let my Fantasies unfurl for him, letting him deeply drink from my veins on my lovely pale neck. Alucard is Sir Intrega's 'Lap Dog' or is it Him that she serves. For me, it would have to be give and take. Oh, yes Alucard

If You're Not In Love With A Soldier!!!!
If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly gray PT uniforms that require a daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't understand the meaning of the phrase "going to the field" and the weeks you spend away from each other. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can never imagine the hole in your heart when that phone call comes? "Honey, I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas. I don't know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know that I love you - always!" If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't know what it's like to say that final good-bye. You don't know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don't understand fear and you can't possibly understand the sleepless nights of endless crying wondering if you will ever see the love of your life alive again. If you're not in l

If Your Life Was A Movie What Would Your Soundtrack Be? Thanks Mistress Of Wolves!
Body: IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... My results: Opening Credits: It's not over-- Daughtry Waking Up: Animal I have become--Three Days Grace First Day At School: Sugar We're Goin Down--Fallout Boys Falling In Love: Sister Golden Hair--America Fight Song: With A Little Luck--Paul Mcartney and Wings Breaking Up: Creed--Higher Prom: Mother--Danzig Life: Why--Jason Aldean Mental Breakdown:Big Girls Don't Cry--Fergie (haha that was appropriate lol) Driving: A perfect Circle--Puscifier Flashback: New Shoes--Paolo Nutini Getting back together: Push--Matchbox20 Wedding: Thriller--Michael Jackson Birth of Child: I'm A Bitch--Meridi

If You Think You Aren’t Good Enough
MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #4289 Wings Over The Mountains of Life If You Think You Aren’t Good Enough The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember... Noah was a drunk Abraham was too old Isaac was a daydreamer Jacob was a liar Leah was ugly Joseph was abused Moses had a stuttering problem Gideon was afraid Sampson had long hair and was a womanizer Rahab was a prostitute Jeremiah and Timothy were too young David had an affair and was a murderer Elijah was suicidal Isaiah preached naked Jonah ran from God Naomi was a widow Job went bankrupt John the Baptist ate bugs Peter denied Christ The Disciples fell asleep while praying Martha worried about everything The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once Zaccheus was too small Paul was too religious

"if You Ever.."
If you ever need to talk, I'll listen to your every word. If you ever need a piggyback ride, just hop on board. If you ever want to kiss, touch me with your soft lips. If you ever want to cuddle, I'll wrap my arms around your hips. If you ever want to cry, just rest your head on my shoulder. If you ever need warmth, I'll hold you as you get colder. If you ever get scared, I'll fight away your biggest fear. If you ever need me, I'll always be here. (I wrote this to show what kind of guy I am..I'm not making a lie out of this poem..I would really do these given the chance..I just wish some girls can see this to understand me better)

If You Need A Litle Scrawny In Your Life.....
I hardly do thia shit but Im bored,lonely and tired of working my ass off. If you wanna talk,rant,berate,discuss,gripe,or just create general havoc. My number is 775 351 7679.Gimme a call.I miss you all and need my Fubar fix.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say...
then blog about it! I've come to realize that my personal limit for forced nicety and cordiality is two days max! The holiday is over people! Please Leave! I understand I'm bound by contract to endure my in laws' idiosyncrasies but I assure you I was never told nor warned of the magnitude to which they would continuously annoy me personally. I'm seriously thinking of adding an amendment to my marital contract if and when that opportunity becomes available to me! We're going on day four. Not only does my tongue hurt, it has teeth marks! Did I detect the distinct taste of blood? I'm sure I did! Never in my whole life have I even fathomed detesting any individual this much let alone two! I know, I should be the better person here. I should endure for the sake of my kids. Don't get me wrong. I do! In fact, I understand that is their sole reason for being here. It's not me. It's the other family that resides within my home...I get it, but why? Why do I have to be

If You Dont Like The Road Your Walking, Start Paving Another One.
A time comes in my life when I finally got it ... when, in the midst of all my fears & insanity, I stopped dead in my tracks & somewhere the voice inside my head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting & crying or struggling 2 hold on. &, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, my sobs begin 2 subside, I shudder once or twice, I blink back my tears & begin 2 look @ the world through new eyes. This is MY awakening. I realized it's time 2 stop hoping & waiting 4 something 2 change...or 4 happiness, safety & security 2 come galloping over the next horizon. I come 2 terms w/the fact that I am not Cinderella & that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings 4 that matter) & that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with ME...& in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. I have awaken 2 the fact that I am not perfect & that not every1 will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what I am...and that's OK. They R entitled 2 the

If You Read These, You Might Want To Read This First
These stories actually happened....they are my experiences playing a game called Star Wars Galaxies - which I've played since beta and am an active roleplayer in. This journal is the story of one of my characters, Raylene Gothiolc as she finds her way in the universe. All feedback is greatly appreciated and all constructive criticism will be taken to heart. I'm not much good putting words together lol. I hope you enjoy my entries :)

If You Taste It... Don't Waste It!!
Ok fellas and gurlie girls... I need some feedback... and this is Serious! I've been dared to ask (like I needed to be dared, right? ) I have read and heard all the stories about what guys should or shouldn't eat or drink to make their cum taste TASTIE... and for the most part... those stories have been proven Oh Soooo True! BUT... (there is ALWAYS a BUT, right?).... Is there anything that your woman should or should not eat or drink to make her more TASTIE for dessert?

If You Can't Take The Heat...
So, lots of people put lots of photos up for other people to rate, and a bunch of them even go into the top photos stuff making them even more prominent for other people to look at. So how are you going to get pissed and run off rating people badly out of spite and leaving prickish comments just because they didn't like all your photos? If you didn't want them rated or can't take a bad rating or two, your photos don't need to be up there. There'd be no point in ratings if everyone just gave you the max rating, and you'd never really know what anyone actually thought about your pictures. That's like handing out the best picture Oscar to every single movie made over the year from big blockbusters to direct-to-video hack work. It's a rating, some people will like your picture more than others, it happens, it's not a call for revenge. Here's where it gets really fun, though. I go through rating some of the top photos, stop at a couple people and rate their other photos that are

If You Are A Promotor Or Marketer. This Program Is Your Dream That Has Come True.
I have my page automatically sent 24/7 everyday. With this special, Multidomain - Customized Splash page. And it is sent via 237+ different Domains If anybody signs up under my link and orders their own customizable splash page, then I receive 64% Revenue Share. As can you also, as every time a person signs up and pays, then you can too. Receive not only great hits in search engines but also 64% Revenue Share. http://keith.multidomainrotator.com or http://ubieetraining.com/go/keith Please at least take a look and contact me.

If Your Interested In Being With Me
now in order to fill it out correctly, click the link on the top then fill it out and then click the get-r-done button and it gives you a code. copy and paste that code and send it to me in a message so i can read your application. Click here to take this survey: Girlfriend Application. Wats ur name??How old are u??How tall are u??hair color??u got any tattoos??u plan to get any??piercings??do ya drink??smoke??if the moment was rite... would u kiss me??would u mind if i just looked at ya n' smiled??wats ur perfect date???how would u describe ur style of clothes??are u a virgin???would u give me a back massage if i asked for one??would play w/ my hair while i was asleep on ur lap??have u ever cheated on anybody???wat are u doin' in life... work... skool???u like to dance??party??would ya wanna hold handz in public??do u like to watch moviez??do u drive??if not... why not???do u have strict curfew??u like pets??wat race are u??wat is ur best feature??wat do u think is my best featu

If You Just Believe....
Children sleeping, snow is softly falling Dreams are calling, like bells in the distance We were dreamers not so long ago But one by one we all had to grow up When it seems the magic's slipped away We find it all again on Christmas day Believe in what your heart is saying Hear the melody that's playing There's no time to waste There's so much to celebrate Believe in what you feel inside And give your dreams the wings to fly You have everything you need If you just believe Trains move quickly to their journey's end Destinations are where we begin again Ships go sailing far across the sea Trusting starlight to get where they need to be When it seems that we have lost our way We find ourselves again on Christmas day Believe in what your heart is saying Hear the melody that's playing There's no time to waste There's so much to celebrate Believe in what you feel inside And give your dreams the wings to fly You have everything you need If you just believe If

If You're Gone...
I think I've already lost you I think you're already gone I think I'm finally scared now You think I'm weak - I think you're wrong I think you're already leaving Feels like your hand is on the door I thought this place was an empire Now I'm relaxed - I can't be sure and I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm scared - I think too much I know it's wrong it's a problem I'm dealing If you're gone - maybe it's time to come home There's an awful lot of breathing room But I can hardly move If you're gone - baby you need to come home,oh come home There's a little bit of something me In everything in you I bet you're hard to get over I bet the moon just won't shine I bet my hands I can stay here I bet you need - more than you mind and I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm just scared - that I know too much I can't relate and that's a problem I'm

If You Were In My Head You'd Hate/love This Song
You say yes, I say no You say stop and I say go, go, go Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello I say high, you say low You say why, and I say I don't know Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Why, why, why, why, why, why Do you say good bye Goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello Hela, heba helloa Hela, heba helloa

If You're Looking For My Heart.. It's On My Sleeve
Alrighty.. so I'm at work, and extremely bored.. still hungover from the other night..lol go figure, only I could have a 3 day hangover :p Anywho.. with the New Year here it just gets me to thinking, what is 2009 really going to be like? Even when I was little I used to wonder how it would be in the future. Flying cars, robot maids, things like that.. I must admit, I am a little disappointed we still don't have those robot maids.. how cool would that be?? I know Im a dork :p Have a nice weekend all, be good.. but not too good

If Your Curious.
Basics Name:: Kyle Age:: 23 Gender:: male Hair color:: sandy blond Eye color:: green Height:: 6'1" Marital Status:: single. 2008 Have You's Have you had a boyfriend/girlfriend:: yes Got married:: nope Got engaged:: once Got drunk:: duh Smoked:: I quited :) Gone skinny dipping:: once [Boys only] Worn makeup:: if getting my nails did counts then yes. [Boys only] Worn a skirt:: -_- Had sex:: yes Got divorced:: nope Broken the law:: i speed almost every day. Kissed someone of the same gender:: nope Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend:: nope Fallen in love:: several times. Fallen out of love:: it happens. Defied your parents:: few times. Got into a fist fight:: actually yeah :) Been in prison:: nope Got detention:: yes. Learn to drive:: well. Had your heart broken:: yes Kissed someone and regretted it:: no Kissed someone and not meant it:: no Kissed a friend:: yes Had surgery:: no Broken a bone:: yes Gone on vacation:: before i had a job. Disneyl

If You Love Someone.....
Variations on "If you love something, set it free..." THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free. If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours. THE PESSIMIST'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free. If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. THE OPTIMIST'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free. Don't worry, she will come back. THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free. If she ever comes back, ask her why. THE IMPATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free. If she doesn't come back within some time limit, forget her. THE PATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free. If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back. THE PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free. If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again; repeat. THE LAWYER'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free. Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in th

If You Have A Few Min ,me And Some Others Are Trying To Level. We Will R/t/f
I have some friends trying to level and I can't do it on my own, so I am asking my friends if you have a few minutes could you rate a few of their pics and stash for me and we will r/t/f=)!!THANX ALL **WASTNTIME** 296,537 Points to go! WASTNTIME@ fubar **chromedome16**38,349 Points to go! chromedome16@ fubar **Anatomy of a Scorpio** 1,561,911 Points to go! Anatomy of a Scorpio~Back in Pergatory@ fubar ஐ~Dream~ஐ 1,943,533 Points to go! ஐ~Dream~ஐ@ fubar **tjattherock**1,770,289 Points to go! tjattherock ~fu married and owned by bratt@ fubar ♥~Bratt~♥ ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to TJATTHEROCK*FuOwned by Wastntime:)@ fubar (repost of original by '♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to TJATTHEROCK*FuOwned by Wastntime:)' on '2009-01-10 10:06:26')

If You Saw Me In Your Bed
If you woke up one morning and saw me in ur bed wat would u do? 1)go back to sleep 2)slap me 3)cuss me out 4)jus tell me to leave 5)climb on top of me and cuddle 6)have sex with me.....details please? 7)make me breakfast 8)ask my name (lol) 9)call the cops 10)kiss me.

If You Need Me !!!!!!!!!!!!
If ever you need me, I'll be right here, To chase away the sadness, And wipe away a tear. If ever you need me, I'll be two steps behind, To follow in your footsteps, And hear what's on your mind. If ever you need me, You'll never have to fear, That your presence isn't important, And your love isn't dear. If ever you need me, I'll always be around, To bring back the laughter, Where deep in your heart it's found. You'll never have to worry, For I'll always be here, To chase away the sadness, And wipe away a tear. I am here for you!

If You've Ever Wondered What It Would Be Like To Spend And Evening With Me Here You Go
I’ve been burning the candle at both ends for over a month now. Between being very understaffed at work and being the only one in my house that’s not infected with some sort of bug (now who’s laughing at me being a germaphobe?). This is the first weekend in five weeks that I’ve had off and I needed to blow off some steam. Late Thursday night, right before I went to bed, I sent Fonty C a text message telling him how I’d been busting it and that we needed to go out Friday night and have a drink. Upon falling asleep I had one of the craziest dreams that I’ve ever had. I woke from the dream shortly after 1 am and realized what it all meant. The dream was a warning of the shenanigans that would ensue if I went out with Fonty Friday night. Not being one to really buy into the whole "dream the future" type of stuff I blew it off and went back to sleep. Friday rolls around and it’s been nice out for two days now. I was considering putting the battery back into my car so I could drive it

If You're Not...
A friend had this on there page as a picture and I just had to put it in a blog. If you are not in love with a soldier, you can’t know adventure. You don’t know smelly PT uniforms that require a daily washing. You can’t understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor. If you’re not in love with a soldier, you can’t understand the meaning of the phrase “Going to the field” And the weeks you spend away from each other. If you’re not in love with a soldier, you can never imagine the hole in your heart when the call comes “Honey, I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas. I don’t know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know that I love you-always!” If you’re not in love with a soldier, you don’t know what it’s like to say that final good-bye. You don’t know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don’t understand fear and you can’t possible understand the sleepless nights of endless crying wonderin

If You Will Be My Eyes.
If you will be my eyes, I will be you tears Warming your cheeks, calming your fears If you will be my heart, I will be your beat Working all time, to give you your heat If you will be my lips, I will be your kiss Dreaming about, the old time we missed If you will be my wish, I will be your star So I can give you, your hope from far If you will be my love, I will just be me No greater thing, I can offer you to be

If You Ever Go Out To Eat, Read This!
Next time you're out eating at a restaurant, look at your server. Do you think they are really happy to be doing that job? The answer is no, they are not, but it's what we do, and we do it for the money so please help them out. Its a tougher job than you think and you should pay them accordingly! There are SO many people out there flooding the restaurants w/o any knowledge of how to behave or tip. Here is a short guide for the general public to follow. Feel free to print out and store in your wallet and/or purse. 1. CHILDREN "THE LITTLE DEVILS": If you have children, DO NOT let them, open and dump anything on the table (ie; salt, sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you must leave an extra $5 for the server to clean up YOUR CHILD'S mess & to restock the now unusable wasted items. We are neither their babysitter nor their parent. The least you can do is pay us for the extra work. Also make sure you control your kids and don't let them scream or run around the restaurant. Not only is it rude,

If You Are Uk-based, Please Take A Look
The 696 Form compels licensees who wish to hold live music events in 21 London Boroughs to report to the police the names, addresses, aliases and telephone numbers of performers, and most worryingly, the likely ethnicity of their audience. Failure to comply could result in fines or imprisonment. We believe this places unnecessary and frankly Orwellian powers in the hands of the Metropolitan Police, an institution which does not have the best record of racial fairness. The 696 form can only serve to deter the staging of live musical events - a positive form of activity in London and all cities - stifle free expression and quite possible penalise certain genres of music and ethnic audiences. It is an intrusion too far. To sign the petition against form 696, please go to: http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Scrapthe696/

If You Seek Amy?
So I was just reading perezhilton and one of the things he's saying is a lot of radio stations said they were going to ban one of Britney Spears' songs. It's called "If you seek Amy" They changed the name to "If you SEE Amy". Perez says the song doesn't make sense now..I'm not really going to listen to it. Anyway, the "old" title is suppose to say something if you say it "very, very slowly"...I just can't figure it out. Wanna tell me??

If You Like To Read And Like Harry Potter, I Think You'll Like This!
You can read the first book in the Ranger's Apprentice series, The Ruins of Gorlan, for free! Then follow this link: http://www.scribd.com/doc/10330799/Rangers-Apprentice-The-Ruins-of-Gorlan The Ruins of Gorlan is the first book in the series and I devoured it in less than a day of reading! :-) If you like books like J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series or the Pendragon series by D.J. McHale, you will LOVE the Ranger's Apprentice series too! And I'd bet your kids would as well....

If You Were Here...
Another sleepless night All alone But you are in my thoughts How I wish you were here I think of the things we could do The way you make me feel inside, touching every secret part of me, letting the passion inside escape Even if I can't have you here with me right now, I'll wish to hold you in my arms... First we would lay by the fire Look into the eyes of desire You would reach for my hand How this feels so right... If only you were here

If You Want Me This Is The Way It Has To Be
ok listen up and listen good. if you guys out there see my picture and think that you are going to get a piece of ass please keep it moving. i am not in high school anymore and i am 29 and not looking for that. if you actually take the time to look at my profile and actually read it you would know that. face doesn't mean an easy piece of ass. you guys need to grow up and learn how to treat a woman. also my profile says in a relationship for a reason. i have feeling for someone that i am kinda seeing. to be with me you have to treat me like i am the last woman you want to be with. not like another notch in your belt. i want someone i can communicate with, make me feel special everyday, respect me and above all truly love me. i basically almost want a fairy tale. i am so sick of guys who have someone wanting me for their lil play toy. i am not a doll i am a human with feelings. i have the one i want right now. friends is good but i am not going to be your frind with benefits

If You Wanna Contact Me
joshiewrestledabearonce - yim myspace.com/joshuamontanezfucks I IIIIIII 0 IIIIIIII III 0 IIIIIII IIIII IIIII 0 IIIIIIII(figure it out) flauntedhate - aim gallows87@yahoo.com joshiebrown@tmail.com xpeeps....uh oh

If You Knew
If you knew that my love was true what would you finally do? I mean I can whisper my love and dreams to you in your sleep but if it dosen't sink in do I just continue to whisper forever? I guess I will just wait for my heart to break as it always has. I have never left a man. I am always left. When I give myself I give all of myself but never fully never until I realized the reason I never could was because I didn't know you. I have given myself so completely that I don't even understand it. I just want to be where you are or nowhere. I don't want to see men unless you are among them. I don't want to put up with childish bullshit, unless its yours. Fuck I am screwed. I know what I am. I know how I love. I am just waiting for you to destroy my heart and I can try to heal but never will.

If You Try, You Can Make It.
Your Daily Motivation – If You Try, You Can Make It. Tuesday January 27, 2009 IF YOU TRY, YOU CAN MAKE IT. You can't be beaten at anything, until you quit in your own mind. There is no failure except in your not trying. There is no defeat except from within. You have no real insurmountable barrier except your own inherent weakness of purpose. The odds are with you if you keep on trying. Consider yourself on a very long journey. Sustain your personal vision of success until you achieve it. In the end, you can fail only if you don't try. Winning isn't everything, but wanting to is. Success is a road that's paved with perseverance. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team

If You Don't Know Me But Yet Believe Everything Said About Me...
If you are truly a true friend, than you would not let what others tell you about a person base your opinion of that person. If you are a true friend, or a true human being, you will get to know a person YOURSELF and not what others say. Be grown...and don't let your online g/f or friends control your life or your friendships. I have been on this site for well over a year and unfortunately, I have alot more haters than I ever imagined. I don't bother these ppl and I let them be. Most of the hatred stems from me and my bubbly personality and me being able to be friends with men more easily than women. Now we all know how Fubar seems to be the new hook up spot and ppl are falling in love thru the computer more now without even meeting ppl. So when I become friends with a man and they seem to like my honesty and just who I am a person, their "online" lover gets upset and hence becomes my hater and feels the need to make up lies and talk shit about me. That's when I exit left....my hater

If You Want To Keep In Touch Read This......
I have decided to delete this account because This site is full of too much bs and I don't have time for it.You add a male on here and become friends then females from their list decide they want to contact you and start stuff.I don't and never did mess with anyone on here. so if you are on my list and haven't been added to my yahoo and want to keep in touch with me feel free to add me to yahoo for that's the only account I will have,My yahoo id is texas_tornado1978. I met some nice people on here and some a*s's.I hope to here from the ones I did met that was decent.

**if You Love Me (as A Friend Or More) You'll Read The Whole Thing.
**If u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever... 1COURT ORDER!!! You are

If You Are Very Religious Do Not Read.
Forged by the hand of an invisible God. Feared by flesh and blood. We are surrounded by demons. We just cannot see what we have created. Walking among us they feed from our sins, but like me most do not repent. Society dictates our laws. Thinking perhaps prayer will wipe clean our slate, and thus free us of our flaws. They live by a book. A book that is supposed to be written in the image of the all knowing Saint, yet this book was man made. Crafted from the hand of prophets and then later added to by the hands of monks. So many verses. So many chapters. Contradictions phrased in paragraphs going unquestioned for we decree that one must follow without question to accept. We are not to put anything above our savior yet we gather in structures meant to impress. We are to give tribute to this God, yet we are paying for the voice that is to represent him. We are supposed to follow commandments without fault, yet doing so we are being vain and coveting the perfection in which those commandm

If You Rated Me/added Me 2/16
i may not have gotten around to returning some of the love... partially because holy hell there's alot of you lovely people and partially because my damn internet dropped out lol.... please feel free to comment here so i can go back and try to hit you guys up over the next couple days... and no if you post here i won't go "omg a rate whore" ... i'm asking for your help to repay your kindness /huggles sin

If You Are Good Enough For Kari !!!
Alot of you seem to want Kari. Just to let you know she loves me and I trust her 100% as she does me. So hear you go is your chance to find out. If maybe you are her type. Answer all questions send Chris a private message or leave a comment. 1. size? 2. how long can you last? 3. how long did it take you to find this? 4. What would your last girl you were with rate you 1 to 10? 5. DO you think Chris will say yes? 6. Are you respectful? 7. How many times can you cum in a setting? 8. Do you follow directions good? 9. How many times will she cum befor u? If you pass this test a 2nd will be sent to you.

If You Are Still Here...
it is becuase i love you. honestly, and to the ones i deleted please dont take it personal, everyone is welcome on my page because i love talking to everyone. but my life is hell right now so i need to kind of have my little bubble of people who i talk to everyday. and my list lies i do not have 59 friends, i have 24 no drama it will be deleted and i really do love you all sarah

If You Think You Know What This One Is About Take A Guess
Sorrow Pip, plop, drip, and drop It comes from the sky Within your house Even from yourself It is warm and soothing Cold and depressing It is the one most important thing in life Everything needs it. It shows emotions It drops down your face Plush it falls into a pool It comes with happiness But most of the time It comes with sorrow.

If You Havent Been To The Blue Moon Come Join Us We Are A Drame Free Lounge
HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE BLUE MOON WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR WE HAVE THE BEST DJ’S ON FUBAR JOIN THE FUN WE ARE DRAMA FREE! JUST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW SEE YA’LL THERE " MEET OUR DJ’S ÐJ MR§.ßÄÐßÖ¥*Ì†§ÚRÄñGÈL ÐJ ßÄÐßÖ¥ ÐJ KÌÐÐ RÖÇK ÐJ ÇHRÌ§†Ä ÐJ §È×¥ JÈ§§ ÐJ §HÄñÌQÚÄ

If You're Nosey Like Me
so i was surfing online and the news came on, it irked me @ all these felons who are out and about and we never know where. i came across this site and was amazed. now by my address there is no one, near bu yea but right by no..maybe you wanna see too? type ya addy at the very top, see what ya find... http://www.felonspy.com/search.html

If You See
MA TIKKA SHOW SUM LUV AND SCREEN SHOT IT PLEASE - IM SO BUSY LATELY YOU KNOW I MIGHT MISS IT - WILL PAY £5K FU BUCKS TO EACH SCREENIE AS LONG AS IT HAS THE FOLLOWING YOUR NAME DATE TIME (AND NO FAKES, I SMELL YOU COMING!) LUV YOU ALL AND I MEAN YOU ALL NO EXCEPTIONS

If You Want To Know
Military Terms and Abbreviations APACHE LONGBOW – Latest, most sophisticated version of the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter with microwave directed Hellfire anti-tank missiles. ABRAMS – Fully-tracked M-1 Main Battle Tank featuring 120mm smoothbore cannon and three machineguns. BRADLEY – Fully-tracked M2 Infantry Fighting vehicle that carries 12 troops. BUSHMASTER – 23mm chain-gun mounted on Marine Corps LAV-25 LAV-25 – wheeled armored vehicle used by US Marine Corps in place of Bradley. SP – Self-propelled as in artillery. PACK III PATRIOT – Latest, most-sophisticated version of first-line anti-missile/anti-air missile system. RPG –Rocket-Propelled Grenade. Bazooka-like weapon developed by Communist-bloc forces and now used all over the world. Version being encountered is RPG-7V and is designed for anti-tank/anti-armor work. LMG – Light Machine Gun. M-4 – Short carbine version of the M-16A2 rifle. FRAG – Fragmentation hand-grenade. A

If You're Interested
I found a website for breast cancer patients and caregivers to post their stories on. Here is my personal page . This is where I'll be posting my updates so I keep the depressing stuff off fubar as much as possible.

If You Don't Agree, I Don't Care
ok this guy blocked me... he wasn't on my friends list to begin with, rated some of my pics and fanned me and i glanced at his profile, rolled my eyes at his status, rated his page and sent him a shout to explain why i wasn't going to click through his pics... ok seriously, if you like to rate people, good for you! it's great! it's half the way people on here level. it makes people feel loved. if you're doing it for the fucking points and expecting people to fucking rate you back for it... get the fuck outta my page. no really, i'm not going to rate you back JUST BECAUSE you felt like clicking on my fucking pics. i will rate people back that INTEREST me. and typically that means having a mind, a sense of humor and the ability to form a complete sentence. oh right, and fucking talk to me. if i don't talk to you, i'm probably not going to rate you. if i do, consider yourself lucky. no really. and you should consider yourself lucky for all the other fucking rates you've gotten.

If You Don't Care, Don't Read
anyhow, it's just been one of those days. every time i start enjoying something in my life, something else comes crashing in on it. honestly, i thought i wanted to get it all out, but then i realized, you people really don't need that much insight into my life. suffice to say i want to disappear... i want to take someone with me, but i want to disappear from the rest of this shit. anyhow, if you try to talk to me tonight/tomorrow and i completely blow you off, it's not you, it's everyone else. and right now, i refuse to distinguish between friends and everyone else. if you knew me before, you're used to this, if you didn't, might as well get used to it now or walk away. /hugs to the ones worth hugging ~sin

If You Say So~
Scott was always pretty smooth with the women. Even when he was in high school he could get even the most stubborn ones to go along with what he wanted. He always just assumed that he had a persuasive personality. He was soon to find that it was much more than that. Scott had had a steady girlfriend, Susan, for a long time. He was more or less faithful to her, as faithful as anyone can be in college. Every once in a while, another girl would blow him, but what Susan didn't know wouldn't hurt her. She was more than happy with the relationship. Scott excused himself by saying that it would break her heart if she found out. So he never told her. One night, both Scott and Susan went to the same party, but separately. Susan was feeling sick in the morning, so hadn't planned to go, but she felt better by the time the party started, so she went anyway. She knew Scott was there. She didn't mind if he went on his own. She wasn't a very restrictive girlfriend. Once she arrived, she started

If You Ever Do A Blast -- Read This!
After getting 2 days hopelessly behind in response to my BLAST traffic results , I finally got desperate and had to cut to the chase just review some -- in following priority order from top to bottom. All else ignore. I did this via saying "see all" of My Bar Tab and then selecting each category below in turn to check out in the "For Me" area on left of 3 screens. 0. profile comment --- helpful assistance for my errors 1. messages --- from users & about secret admirers. 2. friend requests --- I need some "about me" & "interests" in their profile, or informally done via private messaging me. 3. blog comments 4. profile rated 11 5. became my fan 6. my photo added to favorites --- yikes, I thought this was "hidden" !

If You Need A Little...
If you need a little hand come knocking on my door if you want a little kiss well girl, I can give you four If you want a little sex baby, I’m your man I you need a little talk you know where I am but If you need a little love like for a year or two beauty, I ain’t the right guy Cause forever I’ll be loving you

If You Ask
If you invited me to try and crack your password, you know the one that you use over and over for like every web page you visit, how many guesses would it take before I got it? Let’s see… here is my top 10 list. I can obtain most of this information much easier than you think, then I might just be able to get into your e-mail, computer, or online banking. After all, if I get into one I’ll probably get into all of them. 1. Your partner, child, or pet’s name, possibly followed by a 0 or 1 (because they’re always making you use a number, aren’t they?) 2. The last 4 digits of your social security number. 3. 123 or 1234 or 123456. 4. “password” 5. Your city, or college, football team name. 6. Date of birth - yours, your partner’s or your child’s. 7. “god” 8. “letmein” 9. “money” 10. “love” Statistically speaking that should probably cover about 20% of you. But don’t worry. If I didn’t get it yet it will probably only take a few more minutes before I do…

If You've Got Some Time
It's not often I ask for things on here but this is one of those times. Actually gonna ask for a few things BUT it's all for some really awesome people! This first one unless you HATE laughing, I really can't see why you wouldn't have him on your page. So get to it...fan him, rate him, add him. Don't forget this Friday he'll be running auto 11s. And if you feel like dropping a bling on him he's always looking to add to his koala collection. But seriously if you want someone who is real...you don't need to look any further. ~FAT SONNY~Fu Owned By CynzDreams@ fubar I shouldn't need to tell you WHY you should rate (or re-rate) this beautiful classy woman as often as you can. You should already know why. She's as real as it gets. Not only does she have the outer beauty but she has the inner beauty as well. She truly has a heart of gold and a soul to match it. So go hit up her page and rate (or re-rate her). Ms. Mona Doll ღ Dangerous Curves Member ღ@ fubar

If You Are Interested, Please Raise Your Hand.......or Dont
ok to start things off, this is not a desparate plea to get attention or have someone fall for me. Over the years Ive had a couple girlfriends on fubar (that didnt work out for one reason or another) and several women Ive been interested in. Now given that I have over 500 names on my friends list and 3 of em are male, apparently its assumed by many females that im some kind of player and that i get it from a different source every night. Lets debunk that myth right now. I havent had sex in over 3 years. I have had phone sex a few times (given the time period) which has averaged out to MAYBE once a month. When you factor that ive had phone sex with one girlfriend on here nightly, that shapes down to a whole bunch for a mnoth and a half and maybe 6 times over the rest of that period. I also know I have the pic of my tongue up, but for years I didnt so lets discount that in terms of opinions about me for the time being because it really has no bearing on anyone except NEW fri

If You Are Gunna Rate This Blog, Please, Read It Too...xoxoxo
Sup Juggalos, This Sunday I talked a little bit about the Juggalo House Theory. Some of you may remember reading about how the Fellowship Of Juggalos interprets Juggaloism kind of like a House. Family is our basic building block, our foundation. Coming up out of that foundation are the pillars of Individuality, where as each one of us are Individuals and have the right to interpret the Carnival and Faith as we so choose. Bonding this Individuality together is Acceptance which acts like the walls for our proverbial house. Each one of us must Accept each others differences. Our ability to Individually Accept one another for who we are is what holds up the roof of Unity and Strength. I think every Sunday before the actual sermon I would like to share a little bit about FOJ so that Juggalos can make informed decisions on their own. Also, this Sunday I played a controversial song on the air. I played a little bit of Corporate Avenger. I wanted to make sure that ninjas underst

If You Wanna Catch Me On Cam Or...
If you like metal music... If you want to catch me on cam in Excito Diabolus - send me your yim id in a mail on here so i can add you. DO NOT POST IT in a comment on here. seriously. don't. If you like metal Click here. That's Excito Diabolus, the awesome lounge I'm in allllll the time, with kickass people that are actually worth talking to. IF I ADD YOU: do not send me stupid messages saying you want me. i will block you. this is STRICTLY for me to send out messages for YOUR benefit. This is a PG cam. Do NOT ask for nudity on it. DO NOT disrupt the lounge asking for nudity or making completely inappropriate requests of me. This is for people who just wanna see me enjoying some awesome people and some awesome music. IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THAT: CLOSE THIS BLOG AND MOVE ON. ~Sin.

If You Enjoy Confusing Me...
(unless you live in an area where it's still Standard Time. Then ignore this.) -- ... then by all means, keep writing "est" (or equivalent) when it's actually EDT, Eastern (or equiv.) Daylight Saving Time, and will be for the next few months. Est-ce clair?

If You Wanted A Song Written About You, All You Had To Do Was Ask.
I'm throwing away picturesThat i never should have taken in the first placeAnd it's cold in my apartmentAs i'm changing all the colorsFrom the brightest reds to graysWell it's 3 o'clock on monday morningI'm just hoping you're not seeing her faceI've been getting calls in these hotel roomsLong enough to know that it was herThat took my placeAnd i hope this makes you happy nowThat the flame we had is burning outAnd i hope you like your pictures facing downAs even broken hearts may have their doubtsAnd i'm burning all the lettersHoping that i might forget him and his bad tasteThat he left when he was leaving meAlive but barely breathing as he walkedOut of this placeAnd you dropped the note and we changed keyYou changed yourself and i changed meI really didn't see us singing through thisThen you screamed the bridgeAnd i cried the verseAnd our chorus came out unrehearsedAnd you smiled the whole way through itI guess maybe that's what's worseAnd i hope this makes you happy nowThat the flame

If You Offend Easy..stay Out Wimpy!!!
Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add a few more letters, it actually spells out:"Fuck off and go home all you benefit-stealing, kid-producing, no-English-speaking cocksuckers, and take those hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-fucking, mutton-eating, smelly raghead bastards with you.? How weird is that ?

If You Are Surrounded By Angels
Angels are the guardians of hope and wonder,The Keepers of magic and dreams.Angels watch over you wherever you go,Keeping each day perfectand promising a bright new tomorrow. The motto of all angels is"It is a wonderful life." Wherever there is love,An angel is flying by. Angels help you carry the ball,carry a tune, carry your weightand carry on! Your guardian angel knows you insideand out and loves you just the way you are. Angels keep the world safe for hummingbirdsand butterflies and rainbows in spring.Angels keep it simple and always travel lightAngels love whispering secretsand whistling in the darkWhenever you hear music,an angel is speaking to you. Remember to leave space in your relationshipsso the angels have room to playYour guardian angel helps youfind a place when you feel there is no place to go. Keep a spare angel in your pocketAngels carry high-beam lightsto help you through the darkest hoursWhenever you feel lonely,a special angel drops in for tea. Every time yo

If You Are From Hampton Roads And You Want To Read My Personal Memories About Growing Up In The 757 And You Want To Add To Them
**I am a VERY SENTIMENTAL person and I was thinking about all of my childhood memories of growing up in Hampton Roads. In addition, I have included a lot of my own personal memories. I hope these bring back good thoughts for you too. If you have more to add to the list, I'd love to hear them**Do you remember when...* Northside Park had a skateboard ramp and a dirt bike trail. Also, I used to love to go swim at Northside Pool. I used to wish it had an outdoor pool instead of an inside one.* When Burger King used to be across the street from Northside Park where the Pollards Chicken is now. Sarah and I walked up there to meet a guy named Jimmy who went to high school with me and then we snuck out the backdoor after he poured salt in my shoe ;-)* When McDonald's used to have outdoor play equipment. I used to love to bounce in the big purple Grimace and climb up inside the Hamburglar.* When Waterside first opened and they didn't have any clubs and bars. They used to give out free fudge sam

If You Cant ....
IF YOU CAN'T BE A GOOD EXAMPLE, YOU WILL HAVE TO SERVE AS A HORRIBLE WARNING...... MEET TODAYS HORRIBLE WARNING. I WILL SIMPLY LOAD THE 2 MAILS AND NOT EVEN BOTHER TO MAKE ANY OTHER REFERENCE TO IT AS IT'S SO ... WELL... DUMB LOL MY REPLY............. WITH HIS REPLY........... HAVE A GREAT DAY FU'S AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEMONS AND ANGELS FLOATING ON MY PAGE RIGHT NOW AND IN MY FAMILY, ETC. CHECK THEM OUT, YOU WON'T REGRET IT!

If You Want To Sleep Better...
Are you getting enough sleep? If not, you are not alone: researchers have found that most of us are lacking an adequate amount of sleep. The jangling pace of modern life seems to be wreaking havoc on our sleep patterns, and dragging around after not enough sleep is not only no fun, it can also be a danger when we drive or do our jobs. Here are twelve secrets for getting more good-quality, restful sleep. For instance, do you know what the ideal room-temperature is for sleeping? Or what the perfect nightcap is? Find out, so the Sandman can pay a visit to your bedroom tonight! 1. Create an optimum sleep environment. This includes a mattress that offers ideal support and comfort; a dark room (see below); steady, soothing, low sounds like a whirring fan; and a room temperature of 60 to 65 degrees Fahrenheit, which is optimal for sleep. 2. Don’t miss sleep to get extra work done. Most people shove sleep aside in favor of working more hours with the belief that they&rsq

If You Only Knew - Shinedown
If you only knew I'm hanging by a thread The web I spin for you If you only knew I'd sacrifice my beating Heart before I lose you I still hold onto the letters You returned I swear I've lived and learned [Chorus] It's 4:03 and I can't sleep Without you next to me I Toss and turn like the sea If I drown tonight, bring me Back to life Breathe your breath in me The only thing that I still believe In is you, if you only knew If you only knew How many times I counted All the words that wen't wrong If you only knew How I refuse to let you go, Even when you're gone I don't regret any days I Spent, nights we shared, Or letters that I sent [Chorus] It's 4:03 and I can't sleep Without you next to me I Toss and turn like the sea If I drown tonight, bring me Back to life Breathe your breath in me The only thing that I still believe In is you, if you only knew If you only knew I still hold onto the letters You returned You help me live and learn [Chorus] It's 4:03 and I can't sleep Wit

If You Have This Person On Your Friends List Take Me Off Your List Ty
imikimi - Customize Your World!" alt="" />'''''''''''''""""A CERTAIN PERSON THAT IS BLOCKED """"""""""""""""" HAS GONE TO MY SON'S PAGE AND MY FRIEND'S PAGE THURSDAY SHE DOESN'T KNOW ME OR MY SON OR MY FRIEND . TRASHED ME SAID SHIT ABOUT ME AND IM DONE BEING THE SWEET NICE LADY IM. HOW DARE SHE SHE HAS NO CLUE WHOM IM LET ALONE TALK OUT OF HER ASS. THIS HAS BECOME MY BUSINESS AND I HAVE BECOME THE LAWN MOWER I WILL BRING HER DOWN. FRANKLY I DON'T GIVE A DAMN AND IM SO OVER IT AND MOVED ONNNNNNNNN

If You Have A Heart Please Pass This On
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad,What else could have made My daddy so mad?I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long.When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't homeWhen my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight.I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies barI hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyesIm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words,He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl,He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, 'Im

If Your Going To Do It Then Do It
we all know suicide is not a joke however there are thos who say it to get either a shock out of other people or to make other feel sorry for them and or the most cause of why people do it any more is to get attention most cause of death are not cause by suicide suicide well not take your problems away and there are alot more worser things then death such as brain damage and or being paralyzed or being alive and half your body is gone before you say it think about the people who you will hurt your family friends even your pets if all the people who have committed suicide could come back they would say they wish they never did it hell i have to admit i try a few times my self but i stop doing so becuse i dont want to live being brain damage or the lost of my eyes brain or arms i do value my body and what it can do even tho i wish my life was a bit better then what it is you have to play the cards that you are delt with and do something with them think about

If You Aint Somthing Here Your Nuttin.
I think I'm starting to get how things work. Everyone has there price nobody is who they say they are. It's weird ya know I think I grow older and wiser and I can spot this comming but I seem to fall for it. I'm in a huge rut. Things aint fun anymore and I dunno what in the world I can do to take myself out of this funk that I have been in. Being here is nice but lonly. If you not a hot chick or a semi cute chick hell if your not a chick period you just another person who is just used to get people to fill there fuckin rooms. I dunno what this life has for me but I don't wanna be a seat filler. Meh It's late and I'm to grumpy to deal with people. I may not have to many friends hell I really don't have any friends but I sure could use some. The less I spend on the net the more I can get out my life. Maybe I should just smash my laptop and never sign back on again.~x

If You Live In The State V.a
if you live in marion va or va all together then you know the AEP elc.company plans to go up another 13% but if you vote no they just might no do so PLEASE take a few min to go to this site and click no because I don't know about you but I do not need a higher elc.bill http://www.aepaction.org/ there no age required also if this is sent to a teen tell your foke to sign it and vote also I'm sure they will want to :)

If Your In Or Around Green Bay Wi...
Tonight at The Hideout (The old Doubles).... Playing Live, The Bad Downs. They are the opening band for rockfest so it will be a good show. Drink Specials on tap and rail mixers. Located at 740 N. Memorial Drive Just off Velp & 41hwy. Go past Burger King, on the right hand side NO COVER CHARGE!

If You Care.....................
To those friends of mine who care, I won't be on for a while due to the fact that my son broke his arm in 3 places and needs surgery. He is 8yrs old and his birthday is June 18,please say a prayer for him :)

If You Jump, I'll Jump
Smiles and her laughter its the only thing that I've been waiting for a time regardless of our distance and our hope...grows greater trapped by pretty eyes and letters for all time ...the only thing that I've been waiting for. I hope its something worth the waiting cause its the only thought that I ever feel real thunder storms could never stop me cause there's no one in the world like Emily she's simple yet confusing her sparkling eyes make me weak at my words, they tremble days seem like years in this month of December the winter coldens me for I have yet to sleep and never will I give up trying cause you're everything to me I hope its something worth the waiting its the only thought that I ever feel real thunder storms could never stop me cause there's no one in the world like emily there's no one in the world like Emily

If You Only Knew
If you only knew What it is you do Just how happy You always make me The smile on my face You put it in that place The joy you bring The song I now sing If you really look I am an open book I can't hold out I have to shout The world must know There's something to show My heart pounds, my eyes wide I can no longer hide The love I feel for you The euphoria I never knew I'm content in your arms I love you and all your charms I refuse to stay silent today I have something I must say If you only knew what you do to me Then things wouldn't be like this you see You'd by my husband and I your wife We would then start our own life I have nothing bad to say You'll make me happiest that day I can't begin to explain to you Just what it is you seem to do The power you have over me You would have to be blind not to see My heart flutters at the sound Of your feet as they hit the ground I know you are near I love you is all I can hear My arms stret

If You Love Me...
then you will want to help me!! check out www.mygirlfund.com/Emelia and help me out! i'm trying to make some extra cash money!! If you have a special request, let me know! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT! It is GREATLY appreciated! :-* www.fubar.com/miaaaa

If You Like Our Band, Help Us Win!
We need your help! If you dig our sound please listen to our track Memories Fade at this link: http://adsupport.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=rockthespace.fan&sproutid=KgCVkDKKCEGmsCK3 If you feel like doing more help yourself. Thanks in advance for any love on this. Peace.

If You Only Knew
If you only knew that your memory embraces me like the wind. That my heart doesn’t have enough words to express, because what I feel for you is so immense. If you only knew how every inch of my body yearns for you. How your memories palpitate in my soul when your presence stays, here in my heart. If you only knew, that my love is like a cry that shatters the silence, is the emptiness I feel by having you only in my dreams while my heart pleads for you to be mine. If only you knew how my yearning bleeds out of your eyes when they look at me not knowing that I’m dying to give you all the passion I have inside. Come and surrender your love to me, to calm my pain of not having you, to erase with your caress my lament, so that I may sow a thousand roses in your belly. Come and surrender your love to me, because the substance of my life is in every kiss I have to give, that the world is not enough to contain my love for you. Come and surrender your love to me

If You Want One Let Me Know Which Pic You Want Me To Use Of Yours By Sending Me A Link To It
i am doing a new kind of salute that i am calling Shiny Metal Salute. it is done by taking your pic and using my photo editor's metal effects on it and then adding your screen name .below are some examples of ones that i have already done for people .if you want one ,send me a shout or message with the link to the pic you want me to use and when i am finished with it i will leave it as a profile comment on your page :D

If You're Not In Love With A Soldier...
If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't know adventure. You don't know smelly grey PT uniforms that require daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflage bags flooding the bedroom floor. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't understand the meaning of the phrase "going to the field" and the weeks you spend away from each other. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can never imagine the hole in your heart when that phone call comes: "Honey, I am leaving to go overseas. I don't know how long I will be gone or exactly where I'm going, but I want you to know that I love you-always!". If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't kow what it's like to say that final good-bye. You don't know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don't understand fear and you can't possibly understand the sleepless nights of endless crying, wondering if you will ever see the love of your life alive again. If you're not in love with a so

If You Wanted To Leave This Planet And Could Go See The Universe But Had To Change Bodys Would You?
After hearing and seeing so many things of aliens from other worlds on blogs chat lines tv. Plus having had experiences myself. They all say how cool it would be to travel the galaxies. To go to places that many would never get to see. To be in this spaceship. And I often think these things and agree how great it would be. But I like to make people think by asking strange questions just to hear there answer. My question is if you could leave with the aliens under two conditions. One being you would have to have a alien body. Meaning what most people have called the grays. Little friends from space with large heads and grayish skin big black eyes. That being the body you would need to fly at there speed. Then second question you would never be able to come back and see anyone from this world again. Would you do those two things to travel the galaxies above. They all say no to either of these questions. For me it is different I would do both. It is just funny how into the whole alien thi

If You Change
Dear, if you change, I’ll never choose again; Sweet, if you shrink, I’ll never think of love; Fair, if you fail, I’ll judge all beauty vain; Wise, if too weak, more wits I’ll never prove. Dear, sweet, fair, wise,-change, shrink, nor be not weak; And on my faith, my faith shall never break. Earth with her flowers shall sooner heaven adorn; Heaven her bright stars through, earth’s dim globe shall move; Fire heat shall lose, and frosts of flame be born; Air, made to shine, as black as hell shall prove: Earth, heaven, fire, air, the world transformed shall view, Ere I prove false to faith, or strange to you.

If You Could Only See - Tonic
If you could only see the way she loves meThen maybe you would understandWhy I feel this way about our loveAnd what I must doIf you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she saysWhen she says she loves meWell you got your reasonsAnd you got your liesAnd you got your manipulationsThey cut me down to sizeSayin' you love but you don'tYou give your love but you won'tIf you could only see the way she loves meThen maybe you would understandWhy I feel this way about our loveAnd what I must doIf you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she saysWhen she says she loves meSeems the road less traveledShow's happiness unraveledAnd you got to take a little dirtTo keep what you loveThat's what you gotta doSayin' you love but you don'tYou give your love but you won'tYou're stretching out your arms to something that's just not theresayin you love where you standGive you heart when you canIf you could only see the way she loves meThen maybe you would understandWhy I feel this way about ou

If You Like Women Bound And Gagged...
then you need to go check out my clip posted on clips4sale. www.clips4sale.com/store/31225 Watch Jezebel squirm as Kordelia Devonshire binds and gags her and leaves her alone.More clips are also available ranging from POV BJ, to forced fem, topless cleaning, spanking...and more coming next week.

If You Could Read My Mind--gordon Lightfoot
If you could read my mind love What a tale my thoughts could tell Just like an old time movie bout a ghost from a wishin well In a castle dark or a fortress strong With chains upon my feet You know that ghost is me And I will never be set free As long as Im a ghost that you cant see If I could read your mind love What a tale your thoughts could tell Just like a paperback novel The kind that drugstores sell When you reach the part where the heartaches come The hero would be me But heroes often fail And you wont read that book again Because the endings just too hard to take Id walk away like a movie star Who gets burned in a three way script Enter number two A movie queen to play the scene Of bringing all the good things out in me But for now love, lets be real * I never thought I could act this way * And Ive got to say that I just dont get it I dont know where we went wrong But the feelins gone And I just cant get it back If you could read my mind love What a tale my thoughts could te

If You Want To Be A Daddy's Girl
If you would like to become a Daddy's Girl check out the folder and make a pick like the outher girls and get creative and then you will need to put Daddy's Girl behind your name(if you do a nsfw one ill need two salutes i want a sfw one so every body can see you)nsfw's welcome not a have to.

If You Only Knew
If you only knew I'm hanging by a thread The web I spin for you If you only knew I'd sacrifice my beating Heart before I lose you I still hold onto the letters You returned I swear I've lived and learned [Chorus] It's 4:03 and I can't sleep Without you next to me I Toss and turn like the sea If I drown tonight, bring me Back to life Breathe your breath in me The only thing that I still believe In is you, if you only knew If you only knew How many times I counted All the words that wen't wrong If you only knew How I refuse to let you go, Even when you're gone I don't regret any days I Spent, nights we shared, Or letters that I sent [Chorus] It's 4:03 and I can't sleep Without you next to me I Toss and turn like the sea If I drown tonight, bring me Back to life Breathe your breath in me The only thing that I still believe In is you, if you only knew If you only knew I still hold onto the letters You returned You help me live and learn [Chorus] It's 4:03 and I can't sleep Without you

If You Only Knew By Shinedown
If you only knew I'm hanging by a thread the web I spin for you If you only knew I'd sacrifice my beating heart before I'd lose you I still hold on to the letters you returned I swear I've lived and learned It's 4:03 and I can't sleep without you next to me I toss and turn like teh sea If I drown tonight bring me back to life breath your breath in me the only thing that I still believe in is you if you only knew How many time I counted all the words that went wrong If you only knew how I refuse to let you go even when your gone I don't regret any days we spent nights we shared or letters that I sent It's 4:03 and I can't sleep without you next to me I toss and turn like the sea If I drown tonight bring me back to life breath your breath in me the only thing that I still believe in is you if you only knew I still hold on to the letters you returned you helped me live and learn It's 4:03 and I can't sleep without you next to me I toss and turn like teh sea

If Your In Tn Ur Help Is Needed
Newsletter To The Child Protection Community from Joey Tillman Special Event, Jake Break 4 Kids Estimated attendance 2500 – 5000 Saturday August 29th, 9am - 2pm Alvin Bissell Park Oak Ridge, TN Event Information and Web Links 1. Jake Break 4 Kids website 2. DIRECTIONS - EXPO Map Where to find CPC? #5 Where to find The Child Protection Booth 3. Sponsors 4. EXPO Exhibitors 5. EXPO Schedule This event will be one worth attending if at all possible. For all Child Protection Community member groups, I will be there and you are invited to send by mail or to be picked up at a local print shop, any flyers or other information about your group and effort. We will gladly place selected material included but not limited too contact information, as well as any other literature you may have for display at our table, as always to help spread your message, please call for information on the printer to send your material too. See EXPO MAP link above to see where our booth will be. We realize eve

If You Need Some Fubucks
If any of you are getting low in the fubucks area and need some here's a person paying 15k for 100 pic rates The Polish Sausage [RHFS]@ fubar Here's another person paying 15k oer 100 pic rates while his auto is on CAC517 - OWNED BY CHRISTENE316.EVERYONE SHOW LOVEhttp://b.pcc4.fubar.com/62/79/2439726/tn_2900667495.gif">@ fubar

If You Feel The Need
If you feel the need to let off some steam I suggest you do it on this man: He was my best friend and love of my life and then went off and cheated on me with a stripper... who dates a stripper when you got a sexy nun at home? Stupidity I know... to glorify the stupidity it would only be right to kick their asses! He's a lier and the fact that he and I never met cause he was to much of a pussy to sit there and come to Arizona to meet me after telling me the whole time that he was saving up money to come be with me is a very unkind and stupid thing to do to anyone... who spends 10 months non stop on the phone with someone to just end it all because they pussy out? Immature stupid people thats it... PLAYER! Anywho he called me a stupid bitch... haha pretty funny coming from someone who works at Dunkin Donuts... hello I have my own business! So anyways heres the link: Go rain fire and vent you deserve it! † ✡ S51™ SK8 BOY† Surreal ♌ ~ C51's Hubby/ Co own

If You Ever Need Help Or Want To Join
If you ever need help with anything or want to join a group to help out others beside them helping you out then this is the group to join. They are called Zombie Squad. Please click below and read more about them. http://fubar.com/blog/307578/1058537

If You Get Bored....
Go rate my sister.Yes,she is a bitch,but she is back and I have already rated what little she has. Here is the link:Queen Bitch@ fubar If you dont want to,I dont blame you.I wouldnt either,but she is my sister and I have to act like I care. :D werd

If You Don't Already Know ...
IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW .... DRAGON MISTRESS IS BACK!! NOW GOING BY THE NAME SWEET ENIGMA. AT ONE TIME SHE HAD A VERY BIG FAN/RATE/ADD "TRAIN" GOING ON HERE AND IS NOW STARTING IT BACK UP AGAIN. SWEET ENIGMA IS A "LEGEND" ON FUBAR AND TOP RANKING MEMBER ALSO. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN GAINING MORE RATES, FANS, AND MEETING MORE FRIENDS ... CHECK OUT HER BLOG ON HER NEW TRAIN SHE WILL BE DOING. IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A "TRAIN" BEFORE, YOU WANT TO BE ON IT ASAP AND NOT WAIT. HERE IS THE LINK TO HER BLOG http://fubar.com/blog/310064/1065912 *~*Sweet ENIGMA*~*@ fubar

If You Only Knew - Shinedown
"If You Only Knew" If you only knewI'm hanging by a threadThe web I spin for youIf you only knewI'd sacrifice my beatingHeart before I lose youI still hold onto the lettersYou returnedI swear I've lived and learned [Chorus]It's 4:03 and I can't sleepWithout you next to me IToss and turn like the seaIf I drown tonight, bring meBack to lifeBreathe your breath in meThe only thing that I still believeIn is you, if you only knew If you only knewHow many times I countedAll the words that wen't wrongIf you only knewHow I refuse to let you go,Even when you're goneI don't regret any days ISpent, nights we shared,Or letters that I sent [Chorus]It's 4:03 and I can't sleepWithout you next to me IToss and turn like the seaIf I drown tonight, bring meBack to lifeBreathe your breath in meThe only thing that I still believeIn is you, if you only knew If you only knewI still hold onto the lettersYou returnedYou help me live and learn [Chorus]It's 4:03 and I can't sleepWithout you next to me IToss

"if You Say 1 More Word My Head's Going To Explode"
Guy: I'm going out with Jack on Thursday. Woman: I don't really like Jack. Guy: You're not going. I know you don't like him. Woman: But I want to go. Guy: OK. Then come. Woman: But I really don't like him. Guy: That's why you're not going. Woman: Then why are you going? Guy: Because I like him. Woman: Then I can't go. Guy: You can go. You don't want to. Woman: I don't want you to go. Guy: Why? Woman: Because I can't go....

If You Love Something...
If you love something set it free...I've let you go time after timeYou've always returnedYet you still aren't mineOnce again I set you freeKnowing you won't be coming back to meThis time you are gone for goodI wouldn't keep you here if I couldGoodbye my friend, goodbye my loverThere are things left for you to discoverWhile my heart breaks to see you goMy lips will never let you knowAs you walk away to begin your journeyPlease don't stop to look back at meI want you to go without fear or regretAnd not to see a single tear I've let

If You Are A Moron
Then don't bother wasting your time writing a comment in my blog. It is MY blog..therefore..MY opinions. I really don't care about yours! This is about my day..and how I feel. If I want an opinion..I'll make a mumm...or actually ask for one. So, before you think you are all smart and high and mighty..remember..no one asked. So, you're pretty fucking stupid. :) Now if you just write to talk about what i do...that's great...but i dont care if you want to argue an opinion with me..this isn't about what YOU want. :) Yay..have a nice day.

If You Had One
if you had one with that would come true before you time on earth is gone.what would it be? love? money? peice on earth? what? my wish would be to spend whatever time i have here with people who i careabout and love . you cant have itall so why not have what matters the most.

If Your Interested In Knowing Me More
1. Would you fuck me?2. What positions would u fuck me in?3. Would u suck/LICK me ?4. Would u fuck me hard?5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me?6. Would u let me pull your hair while i fucked you?7. Would u fuck me in the shower?8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me?9. Would u have 3-some, 4-some or more with me?10. What about me makes u want to fuck me?11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked?12. Where would you fuck me?13. Would u fuck me in front of people?14. Would u fuck me again?15. Would u fuck me in the rain?16. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star?17. Would u have phone sex with me?18. Would u cheat on me?19. Would u break my heart?20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go?21. Would you fuck me once and leave me the next day?22. Would u tell me the truth no matter what it is or what you do?23. Would you do kinky things with me even though you haven't tried them before?24. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how I want t

If You Know This Song Right On..if Not Try It
Indian legislation's on the desk of the do right congressman Now he don't know much about the issues so he picks up the phone And asks the advice of the senator out in indian country A darling of the energy companies their ripping off What's left of the reservation I learned the safety rule I don't know who to thank Don't stand between the reservation And the corporate bank They're sending federal tanks It isn't nice but it's reality Bury my heart at wounded knee Deep in the earth I said cover me with pretty lies Bury my heart at wounded knee They got these energy companies Who want to take the land And they got churches by the dozens Trying to guide our hands And turn our mother earth Over to pollution war and greed Well Bury my heart at wounded knee Bury my heart at wounded knee I said deep in the earth Bury my heart at wounded knee Won't you cover me with your pretty lies Bury my heart at wounded knee Bury my heart at wounded knee They got the federal marshalls We get the covert spi

If You Are An Infantryman
(Reprinted without permission from Henderson) If you’re an Infantryman: -Underwear is entirely optional at all times-who wears underwear? -You have pooped in the same bag you ate from. -You put that bag into your Ruck next to your sleeping bag. -You’ve pooped in a hole more than a porta potty -Every time you poop, you tell everyone everything about it. -You go on missions with your fly undone so you can piss while pulling security. -You have no problem running 5 miles drunk. -You have no problem maxing a PT Test drunk. -You have no problems doing a 12-mile road march drunk. -You have no problems but drinking problems, and you don’t think it’s a problem at all. -You would fight for a guy you barely know, as long as he’s an Infantryman. -You’d fight your best friend, even though he’s an Infantryman. -Monday morning formation should be taped and sent in to the Howard Stern Show. -You know someone who has done the following: 1. Pissed themselves

If You Lived This
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's...!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING! We would leave home in the morning

If You Had A Second Chance Of Living Your Life Over
As I grow older, I have been ponding death, and what have I done with my life. Well I feel I have wasted most of it, resenting a drug abusive mother, should have got off my lazy ass and tried to keep a job instead of depending on hubby to support me all these years. Perhaps if I had a job all these years, we might have had a better life and not have to live hand to mouth all the time. I feel I am a waste of a human being, I havent achieve much to be proud of exsept my 3 sons who thank God didnt get mixed up in drugs, or become booze hounds and a hubby who stuck by me for over 33 years and that wasnt easy. We both came so close to ending our relationship and at first it was his meddling mother, then and even now its our financial situation. Now even if I wanted to work m health wouldnt allow it. I am seeking disabilty pension but not sure how that will go So yes I do wish with all that I am, that I could have a second chance at life to do the right things, and fix the stupid

If You Are Reading This....
if you are reading this, whether we do or don't speak often, post a comment of your first memory of you and me. when you've finished, post this paragraph on your own status; you'll be surprised what people remember about you.

If You Missed It...
MysteryQuest: Devil's Island will be airing again at 1:00 am (CST) 11/6 on the History Channel. The show talks about some of the "ghosts" of Alcatraz and the famous escape. My friend Tommy who heads up the San Francisco Ghost Society and his team were out there doing the investigating and got some cool stuff. Please check it out if you didn't. Thankies. :D

If You Love Me Then Leave Me ( Me Vs You)
Me vs. You This how it's going to start off, coming from me to youHow else can I explain its over, it's throughIt hurt once, I hurt twice you're the reason I could never be niceThe more I cried for you the more you lied to meThe more I tried for you the more you sinned for meA lie is a lie but you went over board and tore out my eyes with your continuous liesSo this is how you want to leave us without a friendship what's that for hope? Just my heart been torn apart by an olden day rope.If this is what you want than this is what you'll getJust don't go thinking that I'll forgetThe truth is that I won't and I hope you don'tSo is this how you treat me like I am the meat and you are the predatorWell forget it baby because we are so far from overThis is the beginning of me biting backI hope u enjoy the feeling of blood dripping down your backThis is the knife it lies so close to your spineDon't forget that you were once mineYou left me with nothing but pain, But don't worry I am not going

If Your Alone
If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me. ~Author Unknown

If You Really Want To Know Click Here And Read...
Where to start? Hmmmm I am really not to sure. I do ask that you delete any pics of me on your profile if I made you a salute or you made me a pic. It is a very long story. I don't care to list it here. I have deleted most of my pics on here. My salute and a few feet pics are all that is left. I might even delete my account. I will be deleting my salute soon so if you wish to remove me because of having communications blocked to people without salutes that is fine. I have been slowly pulling myself away from here. Each day my permanent rank goes a lil' lower. Soon it will fade to nothingness I'm sure. I had fun playing the game, but it takes too much time. Those who I am close to already have my e-mail. I doubt I'll be missed here. So hit me up on messenger or via e-mail if you need me. I'll really miss some of you, maybe more than you know.

If You Have/do Use... Please Read Carefully
Vicks Sinex Nasal Spray Recalled for Bacterial Contamination11/20/2009The Procter & Gamble Company announced today it is voluntarily recalling three lots of its Vicks Sinex nasal spray in three countries: the United States, Germany and the United Kingdom.The company said it is taking this precautionary step after finding the bacteria B. cepacia in a small amount of product made at its plant in Gross Gerau, Germany. There have been no reports of illness. However, the bacteria could cause serious infections for individuals with a compromised immune system, or those with chronic lung conditions, such as cystic fibrosis. B. cepacia poses little medical risk to healthy individuals.P&G detected this problem during routine quality control at the plant and promptly took action. The company's analysis to date shows this problem is limited to a single batch of raw material mixture involving three lots of product. These three lots were sold only in the United States, Germany and the United Kingdo

If You Give A Mom A Muffin.....
If You Give a Mom a Muffin If you give a mom a muffin, She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it. So she'll pour herself some. The coffee will get spilled by her three year old. She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks. She'll remember she has to do some laundry. When she puts the laundry in the washer, She'll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer. Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper for tonight. She will get out a pound of hamburger. She'll look for her cookbook. (101 Things To Make With a Pound of Hamburger.) The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail. She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow. She will look for the checkbook. The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two year old. She'll smell something funny. She'll change the two year old. While she is changing the two year old the phone will ring. (Of course!) Her five year old will answer it and hang

If You Can Read This Without Crying I Feel Sorry For You! ! !
Question Entertainment IF YOU CAN READ THIS W/O CRYING, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU? by MoonBeam (PRAY, HOPE, & DON'T WORRY) Posted 9 hours ago 59 answers Read all 82 comments +29 raves Never judge someone.... 'Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me in the Long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention and Open another line, 'said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to... Never judge someone.... 'Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me in the Long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention and Open another line, 'said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw A well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine To accept her credit card. No matter how many times She swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. 'It's one of them welfare card things. Damn people Need to get a job like everyone else,' said the man Standing behind me. The

If You Want To Know More About Me!!
i dnt care what you've heard about me, i know who i am & if your real with me, you will know too. for those who dont know me;ive seen it all, done it all but i guess its just the beginning. my birthday is on may 25th so dnt forget =] ive been living on my own since i was 18. im portuguese & greek.. cant get any better than that!! i feel that im more portuguese cause i was raised mostly around my mom side of the family. i dont need to pretend im something that im not. i work my ass off for everything i have & everything i want..thats how i was raised & thats how i will always be. i love going out, but id rather spend a night with that special person then go out & party every weekend. theres days where i like to just stay home & relax..watch movies, get all cuddly..you know. im probably nothing like what you'd ever expect. dont judge me, cause most likely im not the girl you think i am..im way smarter then you think & i have no problem proving you wrong. once you think you know me; ill p

If You Have Flown
There are no words that can express, the magic of that wilderness. That wilderness way up high, where banks of clouds float softly by and hide the problems of earth below. But then you know, if you have flown. If you have flown, then you know the beauty of the world below. The meadows green, the waters sapphire blue, you've felt that it belonged only to you. And as your ship obeyed your slightest will, you've felt a thrill...if you have flown. To those who sail the sky about, comes peace of mind and understanding love. There is no bitterness in the sky, as gently earth and clouds drift by. All is beautiful, serene. You know exactly what I mean, if you have flown.

If Your Happy And You Know It
If your happy and you know it sleep with me.... If your happy and you know just sleep with me.. If your happy and you know it and you really wanna show it.. If your happy and you know just fuck me!!!

If You Are From Michigan You Will Understand!!
Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan? Read on. (Pretty funny and accurate!!) If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan.

If You Know A Biker
IF U KNOW A BIKER" PLEASE" REPOST!!I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant.But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you stare at my long hair.But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that ha

If You Don't Like What Am Posting..don't Read It
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Don't goDon't goOh whoa, don't go, yeahDon't go, you can't leave me nowOh, oh, whoa don't goIf you leave me nowYou take away the biggest part of me, oh babyOoooh no, woman please don't goOoooh no, I gotta have your lovin'And if you leave me nowYou'll take away the very heart of me, babeDon't break my heart womanOooh no, no baby please don't goOooh no, I want you to stayOh listenA love like ours, this love is hard to findHow could we let it slip away, oh whoaYou see we come too far baby, to leave it all behindLook aroundHow could we end it all this way, don'tWhen tomorrow comes and we both regretThe things that we said, said today babyOh yeah, don't leave meDon't leave me, don't leave me, ooh yeahTry and understand babyOoooh, babyA love like ours, this love is hard to findThey don't have any babyHow could we let it slip away, oh it's slippin' babyI feel it slippin' baby, slippin' awayWe come too far to leave it all behindHow could we end it all todayOh when tomorrow comes and we'll both

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If You Would
If you would smile again at me I think I’d stay forever Just the same yet yesterday you left me Or was it really me that that way? I wish that I could tell you how I feel about us Without so much getting in the way But here and now I love you Here n now I care Here if you’ll listen I’d like to say… If you would say to smile Baby do believe me I would say “I do” till the very end of time! I just wish that I could make you believe me When I say I’d be there along away on down the line. Deep inside our situations Can’t we be free? To go our way again? I think I’d lose a part of me without you! A part of me may be already gone! But if you say you’ll smile at me forever I’ll wait forever for you, until the end of time! I’m here and now what’s there and then Is dead done and gone away Still here I am, Lost within myself Can’t we be again? Whatever future hold I

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