Guy: I'm going out with Jack on Thursday.
Woman: I don't really like Jack.
Guy: You're not going. I know you don't like him.
Woman: But I want to go.
Guy: OK. Then come.
Woman: But I really don't like him.
Guy: That's why you're not going.
Woman: Then why are you going?
Guy: Because I like him.
Woman: Then I can't go.
Guy: You can go. You don't want to.
Woman: I don't want you to go.
Guy: Why?
Woman: Because I can't go....