Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks When promises to call he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask ..how big's my behind?..
One who will make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dick head you sent me instead.
Amen
