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Men
the Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Men!!!
A woman at a bar in Panama City on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - They are P*E*

Men!!!
too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. They make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round booty, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be onE as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your...our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, b

Men
What i want. It would be nice to find a guy that isnt an asshole, honest,has a job and a car, drinks but doesnt get wasted every chance he gets, and no drugs please. But most importantly it would be great if he really wanted a relationship,and not just sex. If i wanted just sex i could get it,im not conceited but i know plenty that are willing. But thats not for me, i want someone i can spend time with, get to know and build a relationship, yeah sex is good, but its not everything. Is it that hard to find man like that nowadays?? I'm not saying u have to be perfect bc no one is, and im definitely not, but comeone.

Men
Ok, I was told that if he bothered me by living with me, I was to let him know. He does, I did. I have been alone so long I just can't do it. Now he's all saying he's gonna move to Clovis cause there's nothing here for him. I was the only reason he was staying in Plainview. Fine, but I'm not breaking up! I just don't wanna be fucking married! GOD! Men are so insecure. What the fuck is wrong with 'dating'? Anyway he's not living with me. I can't do it. Maybe never will be able to live with someone. Maybe after my medication, but things are just so crazy in my head right now. Don't you think he could understand that? I am a fucking lunatic.

Men...
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

Men
1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2. Dont make excuses for a man and his behavior. 3. Allow your intuition to save you from heartache. 4. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship. If you have to change who you are then that's not meant to be. 5. Slower IS better. 6. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. 7. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve it, then hell no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 8. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. 9. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. 10. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. 11. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pr

Men!
The past two days I have set back and watch and listen. Looked at all of my male friends, my best friend (which is a male species) and I have wonder, ponder and now I've decided to ask the million dollar question: Where are all the John Wayne's in the world? I have been watching people at the mall, in town, grocery store, the beaches and even Wal-Mart, and have come up with all the men I have seen does not have a clue on how to treat a lady, respect one or even how to be polite to one. And there are females out there that has no respect for theirselves let alone anyone else. What female would have a husband who works and gives her just about all she desires and still have a sugar daddy off the side, don't make no sense. Why jeopardize what you have to have so much material objects in this stupid world. But when I thought all was lost, stopped to put fuel in my truck and out of nowhere's a man, very nice man came over and offer to fuel up my truck for so I wouldn't smell like gasol

Men
Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs. • If she stays with you cuddle with her dont try to have sex with her. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?

Men....
Kaboodlede.licio.usFacebookPopsugarDiggRedditwhat is share?Why doesn't my guy cuddle after sex? Ask a QuestionView the ArchiveRead Ian's Bio Why do men roll over and fall asleep so quickly after sex? Does it mean anything if my guy doesn't cuddle? When it comes to the moments following sex, there are three types of guys: "cuddlers," "snorers," and "up-and-outers." When their hearts are in the right place, most guys start out as cuddlers. In the early stages of infatuation, a potent chemical cocktail is keeping him tuned in and turned on, and he won't be able to keep his hands off of you — before, during, and after sex. But today's cuddler is tomorrow's snorer, especially as he gets more comfy in a relationship, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. In the end, you want a partner who's comfortable with you. Rolling over and falling asleep after sex is more of a man's natural state. His body has just gone through hell to make sure he achieves ejaculation, which basically requir

Men
OK SO THE ULTIMATE QUESTION IS HERE....WHAT IS UP WITH THESE GUYS? I MEAN SERIOUSLY ARE THERE NO REAL MEN OUT THERE THAT WANNA TALK OR DO THEY ALL JUST MAKE THEIR OWN PRESUMPTIONS ABOUT US WOMEN WHEN THEY TALK TO US? AND ISNT THERE ANYTHING CALLED A REAL DATE ANYMORE? OR IS IT JUST FUCKING NOW ADAYS? I MEAN I DONT THINK IM THAT OLD BUT DAMN HAVE THINGS CHANGED THAT MUCH? AND WHY IS IT A MAN DOESNT ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING THEY JUST BACK AWAY? I DONT KNOW MEN ARE MORE CONFUSING THEN WOMEN I THINK IN MY OWN DAMN OPINION. ANY COMMENTS ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING CALLED A MAN AND WHAT IS UP WITH YOU GUYS LET ME KNOW.

Men!!
Why is it that there is no 50-50 in a relationship anymore? Or am I the most hateful biotch to live with? I sure did not see myself miserable so soon in life. And people wonder why I dont want to be married again. Maybe I have too high expectations out of a man. Hell,,keep a job,,weedeat the grass,,,hell ill mow, take out the trash...and occasionally tell me you love me and hold me like there is no tommorrow...Hell im lucky if the trash gets out. Maybe I am just having a bad month..cause im not pmsing right now..lol. I work...cook..clean,,,and any of the above....Or maybe noone is happy anymore and its all a facade?

Men
WHY DO MEN LIKE TO LIE AND THEY ALL FUCKIN JUST WANT 1 THING FROM GIRLS IM NOT SAYING NO NAMES ON HERE BUT I KNOW ONE THAT IS A MAMMAS BOY AND HAS LIED TO ME FROM THE GET GO HE HAS LIED TO ME SO MUCH THE WHOLE TIME WE TALKED HAS BEEN A TOTAL LIE! IS THERE ANY REAL MEN LEFT THAT DONT LIE AND CHEAT!

Men!
Who are men We have spent our whole lives trying to figure this out They have even done studies on it Why keep trying, we understand them like they understand us They love but do not show it well Unless it is a child family or pet They hate and have no trouble showing No matter whom it is towards They fear but think it is weak to show it They are strong and show it at all times They are looked up to and admired by all From their family children and significant others They know this and always feel they need to keep face Be strong for not only them but us as well From the beginning of time men where the dominant one The head of the house the leader Even in this day and age it is still the same Women want to be independent but at the same time We need and want that strong man there with us To hold us support us and kick ass when needed What men don’t understand we like our strong men But there are times when we would like to see The caring side the weak

Men
Why is it im new to this site and because I don't have a salute pic which I justfound out today what that was do men think im fake?? Sorry if I have a since of humor and what some call good looks. Sorry you've been burned but that is your issue not mine. Dont judge me off what others have done to you get a life and get over it. Yes Iknow their is fake people and pic stealers out their happen to be someone that this has happened to. No wonder their is so many lonely souls out their. So sad when people arnt willing to look beyond their own issues And men most women dont fall for the sweetie, sexy, babe comment all the time.

Men!!!!!!
He said - Shall we change positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror ! Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. Q.What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature. Q..Why are blonde jokes so short? A.So men can remember them. QHow many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A.We don't know; it has never happened. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A.. A widow. Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Q.What is the one thing that all men at singles b

The Men.......
I'm not going to lie, I'm bored. That means I am going to do a random blog where I just ramble on and on and hope it makes sense at some point. Let's talk about the men in my life at the moment, and maybe a few from the past. *Name has been changed. Dirty Sally should know who they are though. ~Turtle's Man- This is my 3rd ex-fiance(yes, I've had 3). I was with him for 2 yrs, which has been my logest relationship. You could say we still have some feeling for each other but there is one issue....he lives across the street from me with his pregnant gf. He has on 2 different occasions made his way over here for an early morning visit. This may be the point where some of you think I'm some bf stealing slut. So, not the truth I just have the belief that if a guy is looking elsewhere he's not be properly satisfied at home. I won't purposely sleep with married men though. ~Next would be "MR SEXY Ace Hellraiser"(hehe)-Met him when I was working and we automatically hit it off. A fe

Men
hey, been awhile . . . well Turtles finally over his col. but not before he passed it on to me. so now dayQuill is my new best friend. . . lol. . .well ive had an interesting week. the guy i posted the mumm about came up and we hang out well i was curious if things were as good as they once were.(wink wink) well they werent. andi dont know how to tell him kuze i dont want to hurt his feels kuze were still friends but i dont want to date him. then there has been this man whos been trying to get w/ me but hes married and i told him no. and hes understood. then last night this guy thats only been married for like 6 months. wanted to get something going. it shocked the hell outof me. kuze i work w/ his wife and shes crazy. so i told him no to but it just weird. what is there a sign on my head lonely married men only. all i want is a decent single guy to be fwb kuze after my friend came up for the night it got me thinkin i dont wanta releationship i just want a good romp w/ a SINGLE man.

Men
so if ya red some of my other blogs you would come to know this situation....my husband has left me yet again for my ex best friend....yup the same one he left me for the first time! only this time it is OVER! now we have a son together...i feel sooo stupid for even thinking things could work out....i knew it! deep down inside...i knew...but i was in love....love..y does it have to turn the smartist people into dummies? he knew long before our son was born...he didnt want a family with her...so i was used...now he thinks our son needs to be around her all the time...like hes gonna change her...you cant change someone...they are who they are...you cant change something that doesnt want to change...and according to her shes perfect soooo what is there to change? he came to me a while ago telling me how unhaooy he was and how quilty he felt about everything...and now he wants me to feel sorry for him...he says he wants to be ther for me and help me thru all the pain i feel....how can t

Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it that men do everything in their power to ensure you fall in love with them then when they KNOW you have fallen and fallen hard they back off. They can even go as far as to propose, plan a fubar wedding and back out of both of those. THEN they won't take your calls even when they're international calls. How is it we let them do this to us? I must be really needy to let this happen. But its funny even after all that I still love the man. Who knows what the future will bring I'm HOPING at minimum an email or IM at best a phone call in return

Men !!!
1. Men are like .. Laxatives .. ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .. Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... . Mascara.... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .. Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps.... Fun to look at, but not very

Men
WHY IS IT THAT SOME MEN COME ON HERE AND THINK THEY CAN TALK TO WOMEN ANY WAY THEY WANT . I DONT APPERICATE IT .MAYBE IM A LITTLE PRUDEISH BUT I THINK THEY SHOULD ATLEAST SAY HI IM WHOM EVER .BEFORE THEY START TO ASK YOU IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM .I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PLACE WERE YOU CAN MEET NEW FRIENDS . IVE BEEN LUCKY THAT MY FRIENDS DONT DO THAT.ITS JUST A FEW MEN THAT IVE NEVER TALKED TO .SO THANX TO ALL MY FRIENDS. WHO HAVE RESPECT FOR ME I THANK ALL OF YOU . DARLEE

Men......
what do u do when the one person you love with all your heart dont want you anymore? i have been married 7 months and my husband is leaving me... its just sucks i have done everything i could to keep him and was the best wife i could be..... but i guess it wasnt ment to be.... i hope the man thats ment for me is out there. i guess all i can do is move on and find someone better.....

Men
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commerci als ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like . Popcorn

3 Men
Subject: Three men Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a South Dakota farmer are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The South Dakota farmer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or

Men!
MEN! They are so damn confusing they say one thing and do another. I have 3 important men in my life, no i am not dating 2 of them or anything like that, but they do mean alot to me. the funny thing is only one of them knows how i feel, the other 2 are completely clueless and i kinda wanna keep it that way. Butt damn if they say something the need to mean it and it is driving me insain being bounced around like that.

Men...
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. Two very attractive blonde women from Kentucky named Roxxy and Liz arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. Liz said, 'I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.' With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop the women jumped up and down and squealed... 'YES! YES! WE WON, WE WON!' They hugged each of the dealers and then the girls picked up their winnings and Liz's clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' Moral of the story - Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Men
Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. Men are like place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken. Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get th

Men
Well, Things were getting better with Andrew and I. I thought. I was hella upset about the jessica thing... mainly because, I'm like, how can you just break up with me and ask someone else out in 5 minutes? Hello? Am i not more important than that? So, we had some issues, and then we stayed up all night friday night basically talking about everything. I truly believed that he was going to try to make an effort to, i dunno... love me? Well, I dunno, what happened. Saturday he started talking to jessica. And, during the week he told me he wanted nothing to do with her, and didn't want to talk to her or anything, because of how it hurt me, and the drama, and yadda yadda ya... aannnddd well.. Saturday, he started talking to her again. And I told him it bothered me, and well... what he said was unreal... the things he said to me saturday night, were, shocking. As mean as he was. I was like, WOW, and this is the man I love??? So, I was like, well... WTF? Then Sunday morning he was talking

Men
Men? What is it with men when you tell them that you like them that they run and or they dissapear? Or when you go places with them that they dissappear or they leave with some other chic? Why the fuck do they do this? They say something to you one minute then they are gone? How many times am I going to have to go threw this shit? Why won't my brain listen to my heart? I have walls up for a reason....but with this one piticular guy..... I can't say no....no matter his excuse, my walls just crumble down. What is goikng on with me. Why can't I say no or listen to my brain saying...'You've gone down this road before..It's not worth it.' For those of you that don't know me...You might think that I'm a cold hearted bitch, but I've been hurt trumendously in the past....and not just by ex's but by parental figures as well....For starters my biological father abandoned me and decided that he didn't want to have anything to do with my brother and I but....my step-father as well.....we

Men
I am so sick of men who just want to get into my pants!!!! All they wanna know is if I can turn on my cam or play with them on the phone. I tell them to leave me alone but they keep calling me. I don't wanna hear about how hard they are or how horney they are because I could really give a fuck!!!!! Then I'm also pissed at men who pretend to be my friend because they think that if they are nice they will eventually get some. Listen you stupid fucks!! If a woman is attracted to you she will have you. There is no convincing her, persuading her or blackmailing her either she wants you or not. Real simple. If you are my friend, be my friend don't do it because you think I will have sex with you that's so shitty.

Men
This makes sense... MEN-tal illness MEN-strual cramps MEN-tal breakdown MEN-opause GUY-necologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a (HIS)HYS-terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? I say to that "a-MEN!" I got this from a friend. Feel free to copy if you want.

Men
OMG... So I Was Talking To This Guy On Here And I Really Like Him... But I Got A B/F And He Got All Pissed Off About It. I'm Sorry But I Was Single And I Got The Chance To Get A B/F And I Took It. I Really Like My B/F And I Think I Might Be Falling For Him. And I'm Sorry To The Other Guy But I Hope One Day We Can Be Friends...

Men
Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are

Men
Why Men Have Better Friends Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 closest friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 closest friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.

Men
Why are men such ass holes? Why do they think they can love you day and hate you the next and then you come back the next? Why do women go back again and again. Why all the games? What ever happend to LOVE. HONESTY. TRUST. What happened that in todays world real relationships are rare and precious? And why is it that when you find this person you are supposed to be with they are not ready to be with anyone? Oh I know cause you werent meant to be to begin with.......

Men
This is to the guys who can't accept the good women for who truly they are: **************************************************** I'm sorry that I have morals and did not let you hit it on the first date. I'm sorry that I expected you to open the car door,and pull out my chair like I was raised. I'm sorry that I am actually nice and I didn't treat you like shit. I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home talking to you, instead of at a club. I'm sorry That I am always the one you always need to vent to, but never good enough for you to be with. I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am. I'm sorry that you tell me how much better I am, yet I am not good enough for you. I'm sorry that I'm attracted to your personality instead of your body or your wallet. I'm sorry that I was always the one that listened when you were going throuh drama with you ex, but I was never someone you could really see yourself with. But I'm sorry when I start not b

Men
Wow! Ok I have had alot of issues with men in my life! So many issues I decided to write this little blog. If someone reads this and takes it wrong I am sorry. If you think I am talking about you ask, I will tell you. Types of Men: Asshole,cheaters,psycho,abusive,emotional,crazy,scary, controlling,jealous,wonderful,fun,sexy,perfect! What have I had. I think that I have had all of these. This is why. Asshole: Well for one I think every man I have had in my life has been a asshole more then once. As I see it though I can and will be a bitch so that does not really bother me. Cheaters:out of the men in my life I can only think of one man that was brave enough to cheat on me. I can't stand it! My views on cheating if you feel the need to cheat leave me then do it. If i am not happy enough with you not to cheat I will be out the door before you blink. Psycho: Omg sadly this seems to be the most common man that comes in my life. I am not just saying hey I think the

Men
Ya know what I hate more than anything??? When freaking Adam is upset or annoyed, and then like, ignores me and doesn't talk to me, and gets all pissy with me... hello? I mean, I LOVE HIM... HE LOVES ME>... we're supposed to talk to each other and work stuff out together... but... NOOOOO MEN suck balls like that... they're all like "OHHH i LOVE YOU... but i don't want you in my business".... asssholes... so there's my rant for the day

Men
OK I am annoyed. I realize that I am a bit over the top occasionally...ok a lot but I am honest about my quirks and issues. I am honest about the fact that I am a sexual person. I think sexuality is something that is part of everyone and should be embraced and enjoyed. I have trust issues and I don't like coconut or green. I hug and kiss everyone. I will talk about anything with almost anyone. I don't have a lot of boundaries. I enjoy being friends with men more than woman mostly cause women are pissy, bitchy and weird about things. They are either your best friend forever or they want something from you like your man, your money, your popularity...something. Women are judgey too. Heaven forbid one or the other get more sex or have more male friends than the other cause the second you aren't best friends forever (said it the highest pitched giggle voice you can think of) you are a slut or whore. We (women) are our own worse critics. We judge each other horribly. Then cause we are so ha

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IT ALL STARTS WITH WHATEVER U WANT TO HEAR THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN UR SOMTHERING THEM OR NOT DOING ENOUGH FOR THEM NO MATTER HOW HARD U TRY NO MATTER WHAT U DO IT WONT MATTER THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY TELL U WHAT U WANT TO HEAR THE FIRST COUPLES OF DAYS MONTHS OR YEARS THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL ABOUT THEM I DONT UNDRSTAND BUT MEN IS THE REASON I GIVE UP ON LOVE IT HURTS TO MUCH TO CONTUINE TO GET PLAYED OR JUST PLAIN GETTING HURT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTIN GMY HEART OUT THERE AND GETTING HURT NOT ANY MORE I THREW WITH IT ALL ALL OF IT LOVE DONT EXSITS

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: Men One for the ladies : One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb.

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i think i might go bi i donot know maybe i'm mad but right now all are dogs . they are drive u crazy and i think they said samething about us . they talk to u and say sweet thing to u and maybe i now better . am i easy dart or the biggest sucker world . maybe just go hide and wait for deaf to come and get me . i'm women who mad as hell and she stop crying .

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OK SO MEN ARE SO CONFUSING!!! LIKE THIS ONE GUY FRIEND I HAVE KNOWS THAT I KINDA HAVE FEELING FOR HIM, SO ON PURPOSE HE DOES LITTLE SHIT THAT MAKES ME THINK THAT HE WANTS MORE... BY NO MEANS AM I LOOKING FOR MORE AT THE MOMENT IT JUST MAKES ME CONFUSED THAT HE WOULD DO THAT ON PURPOSE... OK SO MOST OF THE MEN IVE BEEN WITH REALLY TOYED WITH MY HEART AND SHIT SO LIKE IDK WHY I EVEN KEEP GOING BACK TO THE SAME TYPE OF GUYS... HOWEVER THERE IS ONE AT THE MOMENT THAT IM CRUSHIN ON THAT I KNOW WOULD BE DIFFERENT... I JUST DONT THINK HE REALIZES THAT IM RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM...

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IM AT THE POINT IN MY LIFE I THINK IM SERIOUSLY WITHOUT A DOUBT DONE WITH MEN! EITHER THERE CRAZY, POSSESIVE, ABUSIVE, UNPREDICATABLE, ASSHOLE, AND TO PUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE SUICIDAL! I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ME FINDING THESE TYPE OF MEN ALWAYS BUT IT NEVER SHOCKS ME TO SEE THERE TRUE COLORS WHEN THE TABLES GET TURNED! LAST NIGHT MY EX CALLED ME REPEATIVITELY IM TALKING PROBABLY 35 TIMES IN 1-1 1/2 AND LEFT ME CRAZY ASS MESSSAGES LIKE I SEE YOU DONT WANT TO TALK TO ME WELL YOU BETTER ANSWER THE PHONE OR YOU WONT LIKE THE OUTCOME! OR EVER BETTER THIS MAYBE THE LAST TIME YOU HEAR FROM ME SO IF I DO SOMETHING STUPID TO MYSELF YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE THAT HARBOR OVER YOUR HEAD THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, IM NOT HAPPY UNLESS IM WITH YOU, YOUR MINE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! IM MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! I KEEP TELLING HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN IM DONE WITH HIM HES FINALLY ADMITTING THAT HE WAS WRONG AND HE SHOULDNT HAVE TREATED ME THE WAY HE DID BUT WONT

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Ok so i've been dating this guy for two years. He treats me like shit. I ask myself, why do i stay? And the answer always is : because of the kids. I know its not right to do but i feel i don't have the strength to go on. I am sure there is someone better out there, but will i find him? Who is going to want someone that has four kids? He downgrades me, tells me to leave, just an ass....... and yet i stay. I do have bipolar, so i know i can have my own moods, but, this is bullshit! any advice??

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Well i'm no stranger to how the "game" is played but in all fairness when someone you think you love is going around leaving other chicks comments on there page whom live REALLY freakin close is kinda upsetting.Just when you think you found "Mr.right" he is Mr.Wrong in all the wrong places because he has "fantasies" i guess you would say. so im going to ask a question and would like some responses on this....If you love someone you move in with them and can have sex WHENEVER you want would you go and cheat on her? would you talk to other girls sexually? I am wanting some ideas here so help a girl out

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I have always owned up to my mistakes in a relationship, but why is it so much harder for some men to do so? Why is it so hard for some men to be up front and honest? Why do some men want to always take the blame out on the woman for their own mistakes? I would never say that I am perfect because I know I'm not perfect by far. I am however woman enough to say when I am at fault.Can anyone answer any of these questions? Just remember I stated some men not all. Please no rude comments, let's just be logical.

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Soooo.. How is it than men have this ability to make you feel like the dumbest bitch ever born? Shit, maybe I am. But my god! I feel like my IQ is about 67 today. I know better than to put any stock into what men say, but yet I always fall for it. I wish I could learn to not allow myself to be treated the way I am. I let men walk all over me. All they have to do is flash me that smile and I become this co-dependant blubbering mess. Every other aspect of my life I'm quite strong and independant....*le sigh*

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i dont get some men when they tell you they wanna be with you and call themselves morons cause they should have realized long ago but then what the hell..they dont ask you out or say hey lets hook up its just like time froze things dont get worse they get better but nothing ever changes.....why is that?

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At some point in time all men are jerks They meet someone they like And treat them like dirt They say they want to be with them But they never are They say they love them But sometimes they don't mean it I hope I don't turn out like most men And be a jerk like them

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what is it about men wanting to call a woman names when they cant get what they want....is that a control thing?? get a dog if you want to control something... what insecurities are they trying to cover up by trying to control someone?? is that like compensating for a small penis by driving a big truck?? just asking....why is it men feel they need to tell you that they have feelings for you, or even worse pop out with the "L" word just to see naked pics...shit all you have to do is ask me and i will let you see them, there is no shame in my game, and realistically we will never meet....not like one of you will turn out to be my kids teacher...talk about an awkward parent teacher conference...lol...seriously people, there are not alot of real people on these sites...people tell you what they want you to know, or what they think you want to hear...period, point blank...some man might tell you he loves you and at the same time have kiddie porn playing on his tv...let's be real with ea

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Ladies...Men seem to love to have control, well its time we took over. The thing to do is go to the library, check out a Dog Training book. Sounds nutz but men are like dogs...Yes it will interesting, but ladies need to put there men in check ;)

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This makes so much sense whether you are single, dating or married..... If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregn

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Do men really think with their brains or with the thing in their pants.. My conclusion is the thing in their pants and its totally not fair.. I see girls everyday throw them selves at men that they think they can trust they fall in love and what happens men either break up with them because they found a bar whore or they think they are so big and bad and they dont want to feel any emotion.. Just wish there was more men out there that actually admire love and having the great butterfly feeling in their belly when they see or talk to the on ethey love.. But lately it just seems that the thing in their pants just wants one thing and leaves.. anyone got a comment fot this?????

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Why do men feel the need to try and control a woman these days? If the woman doesnt jump at their beck and call they get mad and stop talking to them or they say that they are totally honest and to old for the player games but to find out they are a player themselves.. Well you know what i say about them?? To hell with men... That is the main reason i am raising my son to respect women... In the past 2 days i have had 2 men feed me such a line of shit that it would clog up a sewer system.. but then again these are the same men that want to whine and complain cause they are single.. well wake up stupid fuckers and look at how you treat women... God cant men ever use what they call common sense these days.. And no i am not directing this at ALL MEN cause there are some decent men out there still but the younger men are the ones who want to act like they are players and complain they are single..

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I have been dating for about 2 yrs now and the men or shall i say boys I have come across have been needy, insecure, sensitive, drunks or just plain pathetic. Aren't I supposed to be the one to ask If you think I am attracted or be ms sensitive I mean its nice to have a sensitive guy but when he starts acting a lil too sensitive theres something wrong. I came across another that just wanted to be joined at the hip wanted me to move in in the first week and every phonecall I got was What are you doing?, where are you?, and who are you with? Ummmmm (looks at hands) I did not know I was married and even if I was you do not need to know EVERY step I take or whether or not I am really taking a shit in the bathroom.. Excuse my expression. I just want something simple no drama no questioning like a detective, If I didnt give you a reason for you to think I am cheating Why accuse me of it? Just because your ex's cheated and treated you like shit does not mean I am going to be the

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If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then hell no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it'll get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a whole bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always

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Can someone help me understand why guys bother to get into relationships? I've been in 3 serious relationships and dated my fair share of guys and it seems to me like there is not a single man out there who appreciates a good woman when he has one! How many women reading this do right by their man, and don't get shit in return? And how many of you have been cheated on, or had their heart broken, after you've given someone your ALL? IMHO men seem to want one thing at almost any cost---sex. I mean seriously, at the moment I am in a relationship...I do everything for this man. He has his dinner ready almost every night, I take care of the baby, my older son and many days his kid from a previous relationship, clean up after him , do the yardwork, pay the bills, take the garbage out, hell I even clean out HIS car after he trashes it all week! What do I get in return? You guessed it. A big fat nothing. He thinks that I should be happy with just his paycheck. I shouldn't expect roman

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You know its hard enough for some of us to find a soulmate or even true love. then you got these men who think even after your relationship is over and he has put you thru more pain and heartache he thinks you still want him and will do whatever he says. well let me tell you this when a relationship ends in pure hatred why would you think i would want to talk to you . cause guess what i don't or do i ever want to see you pretend you don't know where i live lose my number and leave me alone. i'm moving on and your not a part of my life anymore and you never will be again. i want to pretend you never existed but with you bothering me i can't just leave me alone and vanish off the planet please i'm begging you cause me to much pain i don't want that anymore i want to be happy deserve to be happy one day i will find a man who can treat me like i should be i bent over backwards for you and what did i get a hand across the face cause i wasn't doing something the right way. ok so now i vented

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You [men] are not our protectors.... If you were, who would there be to protect us from? ~Mary Edwards Walker Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. ~Lupe Velez The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. ~Germaine Greer All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. ~Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895 A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. ~Helen Rowland It takes a woman twenty ye

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So before i used to think that i was doomed to be an old lonely spinster the rest of my life yes im only 18 but im an impatient S.O.B...neways ive decied that im just going after the wrong guys!! my type is the thugged out ghetto white boi who will never amount to nething..all those tats and badd asssss attitidue really turns me on...but i realize that i need me a nice preppy boy bout 21-24 whos got a job and a car whos life is together..im glad i came to this revolation! LET THE HUNT BEGIN!!! lol

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I have found that so far there is not one man in this world that can be trusted. Here is something that was sent to me, Makes sense to me. Cause there is a lot of truth in it. Men treat pussy like gas. They fill up, pull out, & leave! So treat that man like a gas station--Make his ass pre-pay. When I read this, I laughed my ass off, but then I thought about it. When you women read this tell me what you think. Cause It seems to me this is a true statement.

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Why is it that men always feel the need to cheat. i am the type of girl to stand by man no matter what. i have great heart and am a independant womwn. i dont know what to think but if you can answer this question fill me in.

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Why is it that every time a guy talks to a lady online he assumes she is there to talk about sex. I don't get it. I have to get to know the person before I can talk about sex. Don't get me wrong I love sex. But I like to get to know the person before I talk about it and all that jazz. What do you guys think.

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If you all dont think this is funny you have no sense of humor (lol) ______________________________________ 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like . Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12

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YOU KNOW I CAME ON HERE TO HAVE FUN NOT BE PERVED ALL THE TIME IF YOU WANNA PERV SOMEONE ALL THE TIME THEN PERV YOURSELF IM SICK OF BEING DISRESPECTED AND IM TIRED OF MEN THINKING ALL I AM IS A PIECE OF MEAT IF THIS DOESNT STOP I WILL LOCK MY PROFILE AND START CLEANING MY LIST OUT

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See I met this guy and we've been talkin for around 3 months..He tells me he loves me & that I'm the one & only one for him...I truly believe that this guy is my SOUL MATE, and I've told him that...We don't live close to one another so this will be a Long Distance Relationship, but I am willing to put my all into it...I have truly never felt this way about ANYONE...He holds my HEART in his hands... What do you think???

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SO IM NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THIS WHOLE THING THATS GOIN ON WITH ME AND THIS GUY AND I LIKE THE TIMES WE SHARE TOGETHER BUT HE IS ACTING WEIRD AND IM NOT SURE WHATS GOIN ON? HELP ME OUT TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH IT?

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I am so sick of men thinking that I am theirs after one date. I tell you from the start I am not looking for a relationship right now. I just got out of one, and I am going through a divorce. If a relationship blossoms great, but not what I am looking for. I am "DATING" meaning I might go out with you one night, and a few nights later might have a date with someone else....get over it! I never had the chance to date because I married my high school sweetheart. I am having fun and living life to the fullest. If you can't handle that then don't bother talking to me or asking if you can take me out. Until the two of us sit down and decide "okay we are going to be exclusive" and only see each other, than I am going to have fun doing something I really never had the chance to do. For me to commit to someone its going to take more than one date. I am not ready for another relationship....I just haven't found that person yet. I am young and I am gonna have fun. Have a good day!

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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anyt

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I hate them why do we have them when ever i say something its always wrong no matter what i say or do and everyone eles around him is right and is better then me why do i stay i just understand if i am so wrong and i cant get things right then leave me .

Men!!
I don't understand this one. Here I am just having a great day and I find out from my sister that her husband was just caught having sex with her best friend. They have 4 kids and have been married for years and now he's cheating on her with her 27 year old best friend! What is up with men?? Can't they be satisfied with one woman?? I can but hell seems that it's hard to find a good man out there!!! MEN YOU NEED TO BE LOYAL TO YOUR WIVES!!!!

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I was talking to a friend the other day, who has, and found if a man says their not like the rest of them then 99.9% of the time their worse. I know that line works I've had it used on me more then once, and have fallen for it once or twice Here's the thing just because you don't cheat or play the field doesn't mean your better then the rest. Because you can still be just as bad if not worse, because whether or not you look at something one way the other person might not see it that way. Just because in your head you have justified what you have done or what you're doing. In a lot of ways this might not be so true, but even when you aren't like the rest and are as truthful as it gets that truth can hurt, and you might get us to see it you're way for awhile. For once I'd like to see a man realize that what they say and what they do are two different things I've seen way to many men rationalize a situation to the point that they weren't dating some one when they really were, or saying t

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The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX (they don ' t have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and la

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I recently saw a bulletin that has been going around in which one of the questions was, "On a scale of 1 - 10, how much do men confuse you?" Every woman who filled it out said "Way too much" or "10" or "15, lol". I don’t understand why women find men so confusing. Men are simple. It’s women that are complicated! All you have to do is understand how men think. They think on very simple terms, unlike women who make everything WAY more complicated than it usually needs to be. Women are emotional creatures and men, not so much. Almost any woman can make almost any man happy, if she is willing. Men on the other hand do not have it that easy. Women need a zillion and one different and very specific things from a man in order to be happy and each woman’s list is different. Men need three things; feed them, fuck them and stroke their ego. Men have to find a woman that they CAN make happy. Women have to find a man that they are WILLING make happy. Big difference. That ma

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) And my personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart !

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Ever love a man so much that you can't imagine your life without him? Well thats how i feel about mine but I can't seem to live with him either. Fucked up huh? Seems like sometimes he or I do stupid shit to push the other one away. Well after talking to a few friends and family they said "get the fuck out". Not exactly those words but close enough. One even said it waaay differenter but I don't think I would ever repeat in even just blogging it. Anyways I guess I am just tired of all the bull shit. Beyond tired of it actually.

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I WAS AT THE BAR WITH MY CREW LAST NIGHT AND EVERYONE KNOWS US . WE WALKED IN AND TOOK OUR NORMAL SEATS AT THE BAR. I SAT DOWN AND NEXT TO ME WAS THIS GUY AND HE WAS TOTALLY STARING AT ME THE WHOLE NIGHT SO I JUST IGNORED HIM...WELL A FEW MINUITES LATER HE WHISPERS TO ME "MARRIED OR SINGLE U MAKE ME TINGLE" I LAUGHED OF COURSE. HE TOLD ME HE WAS MARRIED AND I WAS HOTTER THAN HIS WIFE....WHO THE FUK DOES THAT I SIMPLY LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID BABY ...GO HOME TO YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO MEN DO THIS AND HE WAS HOT BUT I SO DONT DO THE HOMEWRECKER THING..THATS NOT ME. HE WOULDNT EXEPT THE FACT THAT I DIDNT WANT HIM AND WHEN HE KEPT TRYING TO TOUCH ME I PUSHED HIM. SOME MEN JUST DONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER THESE DAYS

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Hmm.. This is so true. if a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. if he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. allow your intuition to save you from heartache. stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. slower is better. never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. if a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then no, you can't "be friends." a friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. dont settle. if you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. dont stay because you think "it will get better." you'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. the only person you can control in a relationship is you. always have your own set of friends separate from his. maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. if something bothers you, speak up. never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.

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So I've dated a lot of different kinds of men. I was always that girl, that would do everything but have sex with a guy, when I was younger. Part of me wanted to stay young....that and I made a promise to my grandmother on her death bed that I would be married or in love before I had sex for the first time. Mind you that was back when I was 9 and my grandmother was like my mother. She practically raised me so when she died...I always held close the things that she told me. I was a virgin till I was 21. Had that guy that was crazy and funny and sweet but still distant. I paid for everything...he didn't have a job...he had bad anxiety and couldn't work. Blah blah. Then there was my babies father...he's a tool an a half! Enough said! That relationship was going great till he lost his job and had to start working @ a bar. Yea...I wasn't please with that. Then I got pregnant and I was scared...I was 22 and I ran. He followed, like an azz, and wouldn't let me breath. Kept calling an

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WHY CAN MEN TREAT WOMEN LIKE A PIECE OF ASS AND WHEN WE TREAT MEN THAT WAY THEY COMPLAIN? DO U THINK IT DOESNT HURT US WHEN WE WANT TO JUST REALX AND TALK AND ALL WE HEAR IS BLAH BLAH WERES UR CAM, SHOW ME UR TITS.... I LIKE ATTENTION DONT GET ME WRONG BUT ONCE IN A WHILE I WOULD LIKE MEN TO THINK BEFORE THEY ACTUALLY SPEAK......

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I hate the way a man will sit there and tell you that they love you and would never do anything to hurt you. While they are telling you that they go behind your back and do thing that they know are wrong. They want you to do things that they will not do themselves (like quit talking to exs). They go and do it behind yours back. The ex is not the one that is making contact and you know that it is him. I am starting to think that I was better off without a man. I Am pretty much doing it all on my own anyways. I pay all the bills, clean the house, take care of my kids, and all he does is play his game if that is not online them he stays on the pc. He brakes his promises and does not lesson to me when I need him too. If an ex needs him he is right there for her. I have also hear that he told her she is the best he ever had so maybe that is where he belongs and not with me. I am done trying to keep him I am over it. I just love him so much and it kills me when I find out how many time he ha

Men
Anyone that reads this really should take an understanding to my thought. So I view several people throught my time here on the Fu. I noticed that You Fu men are very unaware of what you think is Hott.. And sexy ..Now this doesnt go for everyone But some ..I mean If I were to pick a man off Fu he would definitly have some class and be neat and clean and well clean ...But recently I viewed pics and saw something that was nasty in my eyes ..I mean shave before you raise your Armpits Damn ...And all you men That thought that was sexy ..You need a reality check ! Sick Sick !

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Men by Maya Angelou When I was young, I used to Watch behind the curtains As men walked up and down the street. Wino men, old men. Young men sharp as mustard. See them. Men are always Going somewhere. They knew I was there. Fifteen Years old and starving for them. Under my window, they would pause, Their shoulders high like the Breasts of a young girl, Jacket tails slapping over Those behinds, Men. One day they hold you in the Palms of their hands, gentle, as if you Were the last raw egg in the world. Then They tighten up. Just a little. The First squeeze is nice. A quick hug. Soft into your defenselessness. A little More. The hurt begins. Wrench out a Smile that slides around the fear. When the Air disappears, Your mind pops, exploding fiercely, briefly, Like the head of a kitchen match. Shattered. It is your juice That runs down their legs. Staining their shoes. When the earth rights itself again, And taste tries to return to the tongue, Your body

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Waking up each morning with him on my mind. Random things reminding me of him, an the few moments we shared. I know its best to let him go even though I miss him an will always, just less an less each passing day,his crazy personality forever making me smile. I just hope he knows that im not upset at him an knows that i don't regret anything between us. That I'm sry about the way things happened an how i wish him the best in life.In time i will let him go but for now i still hold him close in memory...

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Men I know that I had said that I wanted a man to finely love me for who I am. For the first time I had thought that I had found him. The question remains that if the one that you are with keeps putting pictures of he ex in the nude on his computer, does he truly love you? That is the question that I have. Why would he keep doing this and saying that he does not know how it keeps getting there when I have deleted it a few times myself. I know from what he has told me that in the beginning he still had strong feelings for her. That if she would have just showed him that she still cared he would have gone back to her. Now he tells me that he is no longer talking to her even when she e-mails him. I don't know what to think because for one reason or another she is brought up at least once a day. How am I suppose to live like this? Should I just keep hoping that one day he will love me that much or that he will no longer want the pictures of her? Should I walk away now before I get

Men!!
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best out of everything they have. Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness and bad days give you experiences. Both days are essential in life. Stop whinning and start being grateful. Love, Peace and Soooouuuulllll. MEN!!! this is primarily for the women but it is still funny. 1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a fina

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A hard man, is good to find, A good drink, is great find, A good time, is what I want to find!!! Hello everyone! I am new to this sight, and just looking to kick it with some new friends. Glad to be here. Lookin for a few good men! And women too, gotta have drinking buddies! So what is on the menu for today? football is over, so what are the boy toys gonna use for an excuse to be at the bar? I don't think woman need an excuse, we belong at the bar!!!!Work up a mighty thirst after all that housework funnnnnn! And if want us to stay sexy, we need liquids. So tell me what your favorite part of this sight is? And tell me how much fun you have mixing it up at fubar! And tell me what kind of drink you like? And tell me boy toys, what are you doing to keep the girls happy?

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I know why men have dicks, it is because they are dicks. Why can't a good loving woman find a true sweet man who wants me for more than just my body? When I have a man he is always sexually satisfied but I am sick of men lying and saying they want more then just using me and disappearing. Jerks, wish I could become a lesbian but I am turned on by men damn the luck. Maybe I will become celibate again.

Men....
sometimes they just don't get it. no matter how hard you try to make things right, the way you try to present an issue to them, they just don't want to listen. GUESS WHAT????? If you actually try to do something our way once in a while you might be surprised at how things work....but OH Never Mind, WE as women are NEVER right and why would we have anything important to say? Pat me on the back babe, when I show you that even the smallest of things can be recognized by the largest of companies! HOME DEPOT.... LOWES.... MENARDS.... GORDON LUMBAR..... CARTER LUMBER.... Look out here comes the biggest BITCH you have ever come across!!

Men
I need advice from my friends, guys as well as ladies. What do you think of a guy you are kind of dating on the internet but have never met in person but he thinks he owns you and tells you to do as he says and to "obey" him. Mind you there are no rings on my finger and we have not met but have been talking since September 19 2008. He does not want me talking to other guys and is upset because im on fubar. we talk on yahoo and he calls, he has seen me on webcam but I have not seen him.

Men
okay here goes "what was i thinking", i have been dating this guy for 5 years now and things havent been the best for a very long time. You see he is an over the road truck driver, and a jerk. he has been cheating on me for years now and i just found out he has a child with a chick that was on his truck with him for awhile! Stupid me i didnt realize it but okay she tells me today that her daughter is one years old and i am dating her father have been for 5 years lol! i must be really stupid to think that everything was getting better for us! Now all i want to know is where and what do i do now!!!

Men
I hate MEN...no not really but yes really I'm so sick of being hurt so sick of being someone's friend and then being tossed out like the trash, I'm not here for YOUR amusement FFS! Some men need to get over themselves....I'm not asking for anything more than honesty and friendship ...is that so damn wrong??????? ok off my soap box now

Men
there is not a decent one among you all. Im fed up of being lied to, and treated like a fucking door mat. Im not here to do as your bidding, nor wait on you hand and foot. I have a life, and its mine. Not yours to control. Im not you physical or emotional punch bag. Im not something you can pick up and use. Why isnt there a bloke who could possibly accept me for who i am? Not try and turn me into his fucking mother...

Men!!
Thought y'all should read this in case you're thinking of installing an electric fence! We have the standard 6ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me; I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. Long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all. Now I'm standing there, I've got the

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I HATE when MEN talk 2 U say they want to see U and when U PUSH IT THEY BLOCK U!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO MEN WHO WANT U TO TALK DIRTY TO THEM AND THEN THEY BLOCK YOU!!!!!!!! WHATS UP WITH THAT????????? BUT WHEN THEY BLOCK U AND KEEP CHECKING U OUT????? I JUST WANTED A FRIEND!!!! SORRY!!!!!!!

Men
I am so fuckin tired of this whole "you are married, so you can't talk to men, you can't talk to guy friends on the phone, etc" Being that women dont want to have ANYTHIN to do with me, I am kinda stuck with men folk as friends. And I love it. I dont have to talk shoes, shopping, kids, childcare, other pointless BS crap that I hate. Yeah, I talk to numerous guys, online and on the phone. I am all alone at work all night, and its nice to talk to someone human. Does it make me a whore? slut? sure, if you want to view me that way. I am pretty sure I dont give a fuck what random strangers think about me, so its all good. Peoples shallowness and stupidity boggle me... Like the dude that posted a mumm about his wife talkin to guys. I guess he assumes that ppl of opposite sex can only talk about how they wanna bang each other? wtf? I am tired of this shit, its old.

Men
It takes a real man to sit here and call a woman a cunt because she rated his photo a 1. Come on did it hurt you? Did it make you bleed? Do you need a person on a computer to tell you that they find you attractive? Well if so then you need to shut your computer off an go find a life!!

Men!
thats it i am going lesbian..there is an advantage to being bisexual....besides seeing the beautiful in all, i get to abstaine from one and still have the other..men are driving me nuts right now...you never know what they are thinking and if you ask they lie to you! ARG!!!!! I give up....i just dont have the patience to play this game.....maybe i am over reacting...i like boys...alot...but i like girls too! but even girls are not easy to talk to...they are always waiting for you to make the first move.....and i am not that kind of girl...i am the one who waits for them...ne hoo...i dont know..............meh....

Men
Why is it when ur with a guy and you break up caues they dont want to be with u anymore. why do they call you and your friends asking where your at and who you with all the time. its like they cant stand for you to be happy.

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I love men, you are God’s greatest gift to women with your broad shoulders to catch our tears with your masculine planes that mold so perfectly with our feminine curves men, you are marvelous creatures friends, lovers, advisors, protectors, clowns your logical rationality perfectly balancing my often emotional femininity I love men, especially those close to my heart!!

Men
There was a buncha guys at the show, huge muscleheads with their shows off. And it made me realize how much I hate meatheads. I doubt there was an ounce of brains in their heads, and I just hate those self absorbed idiots that spend hours at a gym. For some reason, lately I like short dudes too. Maybe I should just fuck em all? gdammit, Im out to Walgreens for milk. What I'm wearing? a bright pink Enforcer shirt, green cut offs, and green flipflops. Mavelous

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Ok so my heart has been broken a couple times now. Beginning to think it isn't the guys I'm dating but something wrong with me. I'm giving up for the moment. Maybe I'm just too broken myself to have a normal relationship?

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The Old Flame I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic". "Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have." She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

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Oh these men in my life, They give me nothing but strife! Married twice I have been, Not making that mistake again. Me?! Walking down that aisle? I find the thought quite vile As a matter of fact, And I say this without much tact... I think I may just begin, A new life as a lesbian!

Men!!!!
http://www.fubar.com/user/3427797 this dude is trying to see how many will block him and he is rude very innappropriate he is lucky I didn't have to get my boyfriend on here but do NOT trust him ladies he'll offer a plane ticket to see him an do something sexually it is rude in my eyes since I have a man and am in a relationship.

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Men think woman are stupid they are living with a female and turn around and try very hard to get another female. the female he lives with is paying for everything, why is he trying to be with me. He says he loves two people and he cant ever have one. He says to me I die if I can have you and i will really die if i cant have you as a friend too. He is imming me and calling me but hello i have my man so why do i want an ass. He tells me he wants to show me his new hair and explain things to me so i go to my computer and then comes on with his gf and asks me why I want to see his cam. So why bother me at all. All you are doing is digging yourself a whole to live in. Just leave me alone and get a life like I told this person this morning grow up and act like a man and stop hollaring at me you. You called me a whore in my lounge but if anyone is a whore its you. I am with a man who has a job, and that treats me like gold. If I wanted a dead beat asshole I would find my baby's dad

Men
One day a household-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," she replied "What does your shirt say?" He yelled back, "OHIO STATE" And they say blondes are dumb. _____________________________________________________________________ A couple lying in bed, the man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you." ______________________________________________________________________ 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ____________________________________________________________________ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor _______________________________________

Men...
I hate all the playaz and haterz. Its really gettin on my nerves, why cant I find a real man thats not a cheater or an asshole? But I dont want a real nice guy thats gonna be a total pussy either. Is there a good medium, where I can find my ideal guy? I like a man with lots of tats, piercings, and a badass, but I want him to be nice and take care of me and be with me all the time. Will I ever be happy?

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I hate you.. reason number 1: shane Shane was a cook in a restaurant at work.. he gave me his number... talked about hanging out.. didn't tell me one thing though... he is married and has a kid reason number 2: Cassedy Cassedy was a barback/bartender at work... he gave me his number... flirted with me daily... even said some very dirty things to me... but anytime i wanted to go do something.. he couldn't... I found out why Tonight at work, we had a new bartender... her name is Jessy.. while talking to her she says " oh look! its my fiancee!!" and points to cassedy... they are getting married in April.. FUCK ALL OF YOU MEN!!!

Men...
men are like dogs ... they get distracted too easily, always sniffing someone elses ass...they'll leave their master as soon as someone shows them something better, they're always touching themselves (the would probably lick themselves if they could!) they beg for everything when they dont get what they want they'll attack you...and they seem to runaway once they see a door open and no one around to hold them back! just thought this was a bit funny.... don't mean to offend anyone

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I am not looking for a man for more then sex at this time in my life. I spent 15 years with a guy who put everyone first and made me feel worthless. I did all I could do to make him happy. nothing I did worked. he told me tp move out after I outed his lover for being a cheating whore. she blamed him and broke up with him. oops my bad. Now i just want a man just to make me feel good for the night. I am being a bit picky. I never had any man i was reallu atracted to befor and am hoping to change that soon. I have ben free from her for a year and have not found anyone iam atrcted to who is artacted to me. Not giving up. I like mostly the long hair bad oy types It really does depend thogh. well wish me luck.

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Men are like. . . Laxatives. . .They irritate the crap out of you.Men are like. . .Bananas. . .The older they get, the less firm they are.Men are like. . .Vacations. . .They never seem to be long enough. Men are like. . .Weather. . .Nothing can be done to change them.Men are like. . .Blenders. . .You need one, but you're not quite sure why.Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .Sweet, smooth and they usually headright for your hips. Men are like. . .Coffee. . .The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep youup all night long.Men are like. . .Commercials. . .You can't believe a word they say.Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .Their clothes are always one half off. Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .They take soooooooo long to mature.Men are like. . .Mascara. . .They usually run at the first sign of emotion.Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .You never know when they're coming, howmany inches you'll get

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The Perfect Man The perfect man is gentlenever cruel or meanhe has a beautiful smileand he keeps his face so clean The perfect man loves childrenand will raise them by your sidehe will be a good fatherand good husband to his bride The perfect man loves cookingcleaning and vaccuuming toohe'lldo anything to conveyhis feelings of love to you The perfect man is sweetwriting poetry from your namehe's a best friend to your motherand kisses away your pain He has never made you cryor hurt you in any way......OH SCREW THIS STUPID POEM............THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY!!!!!!

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I have come to the conclusion that just about every man i have ever dated or been interested in.. they don't know what they want. one day they want one thing.. the next something else.. drinking.. want this.. sober... not anymore etc etc etc damn you all

Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so when i say little to nothing is giving a cold sholder but when you do it its okay when its reverstd and not me this time being quiet its the same thing so if i dont talk is eather having me time sleeping having girl time or being with pareants but when a man does it the woman gets more so worried that anything thats why when we dont hear anything for days we get annoyed and hurt than anything else

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Why do men have be so hard to deal with. I have a male friend. He is really high strung. He and a few of his friends went grocery shopping last thursday. He bought some beer. Well we finally get almost home and another guy who was with me say that this guy was having a hard time carry all this beer. So My other friend offered to put one of the packs of beer in his backpack. And this other guy matt had a cow and thought we were stealing it from him. I want to know why men need to be so high strung.

Men!!
Quote from a friend of mine: Who needs a man when I have my shower head and vibrator, they get the job done quickly or slowly, depending on my mood, and after I have had my orgasm, I can go read a book or watch television without a whiny voice asking for more. lol.......so fucking true...

Men
Looking back at my life I don't ever remember being 'good enough' As a child if I had been good enough, my real father would have wanted to stay & be a part of my life, If I was 'good enough' he wouldn't have left me (which I now know isn't true, but that's a child's reasoning for ya) So, as a result of that logic Ive never felt like I could be myself in relationships with men. If I could be what they wanted, then they wouldnt see how inadequate I really was, & then they would want me, need me, maybe even love that fake me. Because of that Ive put up with a lot of grief in many of my so-called 'relationships' but I put up with it because my need to be wanted and loved out weighted the pain of being alone, and facing myself and my issues. Its always easier to pretend then to face reality! Ive clung to people who I didn't really need in my life, Ive played immature mind games to make myself feel better. I used to feel that if I could take a guy away from another girl, that I was b

Men
The strength of a man isn't the deep tone of his voice It's the gentle words he whispers The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has It's how good of buddies he is with his children The strength of a man isn't how respected he is at work It's how respected he is at home The strength of a man isn't how hard he hits. It's how tender he touches...

Men
Before you wanna be an asshole with your girl,think about this...... While your ignoring her, another guy is giving her attention, While your giving her problems another guy is listening.... While your to busy for her another guy is making time for her, While you make her cry another guy is trying to make her smile again. When your not sure you want her another guy has already figured it out.

Men
I have been writing about the areas in my life that I have learned the hardest. One of those areas is dating and getting married. I have been married two different times. The second marriage will be ending within the next year or so. The only thing I have learned from dating and being married is that there are no good guys out there any more. Men only want a couple of things out of me. One of those things is sex. They will pretend to like me so they can get into my pants. Some of them do stay around after the sex, but others will take off and pretend that they do not know who the hell I am. The second thing that men what out of me is support. I have support two to four guys in my life. Two of those guys where my ex-husband and my current husband. I have supported them with money, food, and my emotional support. My support can go for a certain period of time. I cannot keep on supporting someone when they do not return the support back. I am thinking about staying single

Men!!!
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructorsaid, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especiallybeneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery thatmuch easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfacelike grass or a path. Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both." The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowlyraised his hand."Yes?" said the Instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag...while we walk?" Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

Men And Their Peckers
why do men think of their peckers so highly? i mean they take more pictures of them than they do their kids. when a man has adult pics it usually means one thing..pecker pics! "this is me and my pecker at yellow stone park, he was so happy"..."this is my pecker on his 25th birth day, see he still has a little cake on his face, awww". MEN! GET OVER IT! you are the only ones who like looking at that slimy little one eyed varmit! seen one pecker youve seen em all! (well unless its like 1" hard, then we'd all like a good laugh). i mean if i had something like that attached to my body..something that whispered evil things to me..telling me to poke it in anything round...swiming pool vacuum hose outlets, hot apple pies, sheep, monica lewinski's mouth, id either call a priest or have it surgically removed! the world would be a much better place if men had breasts instead of peckers!

Men Are Like
Laxativies: They irritate the crap outta you. Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are. Weather: Nothing can be done to change them. Blenders: You need one but you're not quite sure why. Chocolate Bars: Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Commercials: You can't believe a word they say. Depeartment Stores: Their clothes are always half off. Government Bonds: They take so long to mature. Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Popcorn: They satisfy you but only for a little while. Snowstorms: You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll last. Parking Spots: All the good ones are taken.

Men Are Like...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now adays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ….Laxatives.... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ….Bananas.... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ....Weather…. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders.... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials.... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ....Department Stores.... Their clothes are always 1/2 off 8. Men are like ....Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara…. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ....Popcorn.... They satisfy

Men Are Such Pussys!
Men are such pussys... you know I am so sick of hearing from men that they want a real woman. Before you claim you want a real woman. Read the definition of one. A woman that’s real is down for whatever. A woman that’s not all about money and being pampered. A woman that can take care of her own business and not have to rely on a man. A woman that is honest and don’t play games. A woman that loves sex and knows how to do more than one position. A woman that is not afraid to get dirty. A woman that’s not afraid to break a nail. A woman that looks good without makeup. A woman that is not a crackhead looking skinny one but has big tits and ass, thick not fat that is AND ESP NOT FAKE. A woman that can prolly drink you under the table. A woman that doesn’t wine about everything. A woman that lets you have boys night out. A woman that don’t cheat on her man and loves to pamper him. A woman that can chill and be one of the guys. Heh. A woman that lets you have the remote and will watch wha

Men And Women
Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes 5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video. 3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler. And the .. 1 thing a man would do is: 1. Finally find that damn G-spot. Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Rub one out for the joy and relief. 8. Get a bj. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5

Men And Their Laws
I apologize in advance for offending anyone since I know these are a bit barbaric, homophobic, and chauvinistic, but several of them are rather amusing... MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

Men A Must!!...post On Fridge!
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some chocolate. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some chocolate What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some chocolate. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a glass of wine with that? Here, have some chocolate. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more chocolate. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Ps

Men And Cyberspace
ok all the ladies who read this i feel your pain now and OMFG. Now for all the men who read this WTF is up with the pushy shit from some guys. Who the hell wants to meet someone from cyberworld that they've own been chatting with for a week. How does that work exactly, is it some kind of kinky thing cause I don't get it and i'm a kinky freak. Then if she doesn't agree to meet they get pushier, what the hell makes you think that's pressuring is going to work now when it didn't work before. Ok OK I know posting pics is fun and I like for people to look, I REPEAT LOOK, at them but damn it doesn't say anywhere on those pics I want you to F*&K me and bug me. I posted those pics cause it's my thing, but I'm not even having a problem on this site and it's way more adult oriented them myspace. sheesh the pics i have on there are nothing compared to here so what is it can anyone tell me if there is Fme embedded in my page somewhere. Really i'm not getting it. I think these sites are a

Men And True Love
Men why do men want a trophy woman to show off with and for his friends to drool over no woman should let a man degrade them and make them feel bad because of there weight or skin tone or if she has a baby.. Men these days just want some woman with a body from hell with big boobs and a big butt on her he can control. Most of my girl friends have been bbw's big beautiful women and I was proud to be with them and I never heard a word about it from my friends either I was with them because I treated them with respect and love and I always will. Men today need to realize everyone needs love no matter what it is soo hard and cold how men treat women these days call them names beat them up even worse kill them how can a man be soo cold hearted?? think about it this goes out to all women and of course Men.. Jay

Men Are Jerks.
I am still trying to figure this one out. Why in the world do men trash talk females. I mean almost all men want/need the love of a female. How in the world can you treat them like trash and then want them? I guess my Mom did not raise me this way at all. Men, Please get to know the females first. It is called RESPECT. I am sure most men would not like to be called little dick, ugly whimpy or any other trash. So why do you find it fun to call females whores, sluts, bitches and tramp? Do you really think they enjoy it? No they do not at all. I know more then likely you will never meet a person from here. But if you are trying to pick someone up or just trying to make a new friend do it the old fashion way. Respect her first and last. If you do not click move on to another lady. You will find out that people do talk to each other on here and if you piss the wrong one off you might as well go to MySpace and say hi to Tom while he is working on it.

Men Are Like.....
THANKS WHISKEYGIRL FOR THIS , ITS GREAT LMAO …Lottery tickets. You have to rub lots of losers to get a gooe one. …Nursery rhymes. Simple, but entertaining around bedtime. …SUVs. Awkward, but handy for carrying stuff. …Pretzels. They’re harder to resist after a few beers. …Bell hops. They usually come loaded with baggage. …TV commercials. They usually last about 30 seconds. …Cheesecase. It’s hard to keep them off your thighs. …Outhouses. You can usually assume they’re full of it. …Foreign films. Confusing, but at least there’s nudity involved. …Little boys. They need to be fed, dressed, and occassionally spanked. …Squirrels. Most of what comes out of their mouths is nuts. …Shag carpet. Too fuzzy, but fun to walk on.

Men And Women Shouldn't Talk
LOL It's been thousands of years now and we STILL don't understand each other. We know of the differences and we insist on getting the other to 'understand' and change. Men want sex all day long for the rest of their lives. Women tend to think that's insensitive and want to 'talk'.. why? I DON'T KNOW. We're both reasonable, yet, we're different. Until women learn to give it up as much as men put up with our need for 'talking'...we should all just shut up. Or simply compromise and talk about sex hahaha Just kidding. Have a nice day.

Men Are Just Happier People.
Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

Men And Women
This is funny, so take time out and read it.. it's good for a laugh If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. ********************** EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $10, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. ********************* MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. ******************** BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, comb, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of it

3 Men & A Little Slut
3 Men & A Little Slut by English Bob © "If you don't like the idea of me being home late again, you can always come along and help me." said Mary with a pout. "You must be kidding!" I responded to my wife, "I'm completely wiped out by the time I finish work, the last thing I want to do is to start helping you with your trade fair exhibition!" We continued our breakfast in comparative silence; the only words spoken being curt requests to pass the coffee or sugar. This was typical of my wife to spring this on me at the last minute. Apart from anything, I had a busy schedule today with meetings backed right up to 6pm. All I wanted to do later was to eat my dinner and fall asleep in front of the TV. The early meal finished, there followed a quick peck of a kiss as we headed for our respective cars for the arduous journey into work. As I negotiated the traffic on my way to the office, I half listened to the radio and half thought about how unreasonable I believed Mary had beco

Men Are Noy Mind Readers
Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 2. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

Men And Women
I'm sorry: that I was raised with enough respect to not to sleep with you when you were drunk; I'm sorry: that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants; I'm sorry: that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised; I'm sorry: that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"; I'm sorry: that I am actually nice, not an asshole; I'm sorry: that I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things; I'm sorry: that I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club; I'm sorry: that I would rather make love to you rather than just f**k you like some random guy; I'm sorry: that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date; I'm sorry: that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, and never said a word when we finally went out (just as friends!!) and you went home with another guy; I'm sorry: t

Men Are Happier
This so explains it all!!!! Men Are Just Happier People ... What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone

Men Are Pigs
So...I met this guy and we started dating...and of course it has only been like 3 weeks but I really really like him. Well, he left to go back home but we decided we were going to keep it up and come next year after my divorce is final I was gonna move down there. Well, his ex wouldn't leave me alone on myspace you know kept sending me messages, etc...I just let it go. Well, then one day I get one that said that he was trying to get back with her and she wanted to know if we were together. I finally wrote her back and said that yes we were together and so on and so forth. Then a couple days later I got an email saying that he had sent her a pic of his dick and lo and behold I found it in the recycle bin on my computer. He had used my digital camera and my computer to send it but even though he deleted it off the camera and off the computer he neglected to delete it out of the recycle bin. Hmmm...so I really started wondering if this bitch was not crazy after all. So, I told her

Men Are Just Happier~
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.? Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all you

Men And Women
- How to IMPRESS a WOMAN - Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. - How to IMPRESS a MAN - Show up naked. Bring beer.

Men At This Age Have The Best Sex Life :p
Men, look forward to your 50th Birthday! The big 5-0 is quite likely to be the dawn of the best sex you'll eva have in your life. That's the word from researchers in Norway and the United States, who have determined that while older men do have more problems with a lower sex drive and impotence, men in the their 50s are more likely to have a better sex life than men in their 30s and just as satisfying as men in their 20s. WHY? A man in his 50s is more adjusted to what he wants out of life and is less concerned about his sexual performance. He's confident and that translates into a spectacular time in bed. For this study, nearly 1,200 men aged between 20 - 79 answered a questionniare by postal mail in which they rated their sexual satisfaction with their sex life. A "4" was a good sex life with good sexual function and no problems; a "0" was a bad sex life with limited or sexual function. Men's sexual satisfaction by age: Men in their 20s: 2.79 Men in their 30s: 2.55 Men in

Men Are Like!
1. Men are like .......Laxatives .... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like .......Bananas ..... ...The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ........Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders .... ....You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ,,Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ......Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like .......Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ......Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .. Fun t

Men And Thier Humor
It seems everywhere I go someone has some dumbass comment or I have to recieve messages from dudes online asking me why I look like a chick when I'm a male and that faggots like me make gurlz go gay. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Lol. Some people see and hear me in public. I'm OBVIOUSLY a male. I am tall, have broad shoulders, a VERY deep voice. Okay, so SOMETIMES I might wear a miniskirt and TONS of makeup and I MIGHT pass for a chick, lol, but some guys approach me THINKING I'm a female and I tell them "No, I'm not. Sorry sweety..." And some ACTUALLY get mad at me! What the fuck? Aaaand some just say 'So?', lol. I HAVE mistaken some men for women, and when that happens, I compliment them. They're doing what they love to do and OBVIOUSLY doing it right. Not that I'm asking for a complimtent, but seriously... It's the year 2006. Grow up. I can't go places dressed the way I do without hearing "You fucking homo" or "Go suck a dick faggot". It's hard. And even HARDER in NYC. And even HARDER in the

Men Are Assholes
WHY IS IT THAT MEN ARE SO FUCKIN SWEET WHEN THEY WANT TO BE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN OVER THE MOST STUPID SHIT THEY TURN INTO AN ASSHOLE I THINK I AM GONNA GO GAY MAN GUYS JUST SUCK U ARE ALL THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT U SAY ITS TRUE UR ALL ASSHOLES ITS JUST A MATTER OF WEATHER OR NOT U LET IT OUT WELL JUST HAD TO BITCH THAT MY MAN IS THE BIGGEST MOST IMATURE ASSHOLE I KNOW FUCKIN DICKHEAD

10 Men And 1 Woman
10 Men and 1 Woman (TOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!) Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a > helicopter, ten men and one woman. > The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, > so they decided that one has to drop off. > Otherwise they are all going to fall. > They were not able to choose that person, but then > the woman made a very touching speech. She said that > she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because > as a woman she was used to giving up everything for > her husband and kids, and for men in general, > without ever getting anything in return. > As soon as she finished her speech, all the men > started clapping their hands...

Men And Women
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. One evening a while back, my ex-girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, things start to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department st

Men And Sex
1) Penis size isn’t a simple measurement. Most men worry about the size of their penis at some point their lives. Sadly, they usually do this with little understanding of what the average penis size is. While some women report that penis size does matter, most people agree that penis size isn’t nearly as important as things like overall sexual interest, sexual technique, and sexual compatibility. All things that have much more to do with the organ between ones ears than the one between ones legs. 2) Men don’t always want to have sex. The stereotype of male sexuality is that men always want sex. This stereotype is so ingrained in men that many act it out, engaging in sex when they don’t really feel like it just because it is expected of them. The fact is that there are many times when men don’t feel like having sex, and this doesn’t always indicate a “problem”. Low libido may be caused by physical or psychological factors, but it can also be a reasonable reaction to life’s stressors.

Men And The Private Pics...
i am so damn tired of men comin to me and asking me to open up the pics...to PLEASE let them rate them and look at them. do they have any decency to come to a female and ask them to see their puss or tits? can they not go to one females page and not be able to see something hidden and not ask to see them? and then there are the guys that have no pic up in their profile, no private pics to "exchange" but yet they still wanna see some goodies....soon im gonna change my name to " NO YOU CAN NOT SEE MY GOODIES" and see how many guys come to me and say something about it! or nice name do u mean it? or why cant i see them? i think im gonna start being like the guys....go to some guys page, see they have blocked pics and ask them straight out if i can see them! and its more white guys than it is black ones...the black guys tell me im good looking or that i have a nice body...and then ask me questions before they throw the whole "let me see your private pics"....grow up boys...if you seen one

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus - Class Assignment
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an actual class assignment: The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add anot her paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when bot

Men Are Men...
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Men Are Like.... (sorry Boys, I Couldnt Resist!!)
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like . Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like . Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10

Men And Women
Difference between Men and Women 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A

Menage A'moi, Terms For Female Masturbation:
Yet another ripped out of my mail Man, I'm a lazy SOB But I still think it's funny 5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitorisauras Romancing th

Men And Their Manhood...
Men are fucking babies.. If you want to sit there and act like a child because you refuse to be fucking honest you can bend over and shove a rusty, broken, jagged, lead pipe up your fucking ass because of you fucking don't what I will do to you will be ten fucking times worse. Then when thats fucking over I will skin your fucking penis, then i will rub salt on it, oh and leaches don't forget the fucking leaches. And when I'm through with that I will cut off your fucking nuts with a pair of rusty scissors and put them on my fucking mantel. So next time you think before you make that final decsion because I fucking promise you the fucking truth no matter how bad it is will save you in the fucking long run I promise you that. xoxo

Men And Their Simplicity
MEN Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your

Men Are Like......
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now-a-days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like .... Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like .... Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ....Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like .... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .... Mascara ....They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men

Men And Blow Jobs....
Funny thing happened to me the last couple of days. I got contacted by someone that was rather local to my area...about an hour away I'd say. Well he's married and was looking for someone that could relieve his tension. Hmmmm now I wonder what in the world that meant! LOL Anyways, I didn't go along with his "need" so now I'm considered a bitch in his book. Ya know what though? I'd rather be a bitch than to do something because some married man put a guilt trip on me that his wife was having "female problems" Men can be such assholes!! Not all mind you...but the majority can be! He actually had the nerve to call me a man hater!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...now that line is truly hilarious!!

Men And Boobs????????
I've always wondered about the attraction men have for women's breasts. What is the big deal, it's just a couple lumps of flesh, of course nowadays it's silicone or saltwater lol. I've discussed this with a few people and have never gotten a satisfactory answer. This seems like a good place to hear what all of you think. I admit I'm as guilty as the next guy, so hit me up with your thoughts, looking forward to it!!!!!!!!! Ok I was serious about this, doesn't anyone have anything remotely intelligent to say?????????

Men Are Easily Amused.. Lol
Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The woman second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their

Men Are Just Happier People:
Men Are Just Happier People: -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Her Wedding dress - $5000. Your Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all y

Men Are Nothing But Asses.........
If im not good enough move on leave me alone and stop my hurt. I have gave you almost a year and a half. and you have gave me nothing but pain. I gave you a child but you dont care. I have you a home and you want to throw it away. What does it take to make you see. I cant love you anymore then i already do. WAKE UP!!!!! If you want to see the women of the world then do it somewhere OTHER then my home. I gave you every part of me and you broke it. you know that i was cracked (emotionally) when we met. So i guess you saw that as an opening to finsh breaking what was left of me. I dont know how much more i can take from you. The broken spots cant be fixed. The man i fell in love with is no where to be found. I miss him and i realize he wont be back. And i cant see "US" coming back either. I hope when you see this you start to think what you just threw away. I hope the next woman treats you like shit like you have me. I also hope that whatever comments are left are harsh an

Men And Women!!!(passthis Along)
It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are female jokes and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I Offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it And men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after Work cocktail with her girlfriends when an Exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, Middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the Woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly Attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring So rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll Do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to Do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one Condition" Flabbergasted, the woman asked what was the condition. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you Want me to do in just three words." The woman c

Men Are Always Two Steps Ahead Of Women!
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very ne

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
College English Assignment Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix. The professor told his class one day, "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been

Men Are Like...
Men Are Like... ...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table. ...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion. ...bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. ...government bonds they take so long to mature. ...copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it. ...lava lamps fun to look at it but not all that bright. ...bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. ...high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. ...curling irons they're always hot and always in your hair. ...mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. ...handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

Men Are Like
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like .......Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ......Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ......Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ....Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like .. Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .... Fun to

Men Are Happier **for The Guys**
Men are Happier Men are just simply happier people, and here is why... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation re

Men Are Like...
Men are like . Laxatives...They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like...Blenders...You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like...Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like...Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word they say. Men are like...Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very

Men Are Still Men....lol
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice, and yelled "Come on, baby... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "Yes! Yes! I Won! I Won!" She hugged each of the dealers, then picked up her winnings, her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching." The moral of the story... Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men... are still men.

Men Are Like...
*NOTE* I do NOT agree with all of these so dont bite my head off lol Men are like Men are like Laxatives -- They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like Bananas -- The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like Vacations -- They never seem to be long enough. Men are like Bank Machines -- Once they withdraw they lose interest. Men are like Weather -- Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders -- You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like Cement -- After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like Coffee -- The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like Commercials -- You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores -- Their clothes are always half off. Men are like Government Bonds -- They take so long to mature. Men are like Horoscopes -- They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men Ahaha
(sorry if you men get offensive i just think its funny ) Men are like ........Laxatives...... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like .......Bananas...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like .......Weather...... Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like .......Blenders...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like .......Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like .......Department Stores...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like .......Government Bonds...... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like .......Mascara....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like .......Popcorn...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like .......Snowstorms...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like

Men Are Like ..
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots .....

Men And Women Please Read
I AM WORTH A LOT In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking, "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to expound... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. "I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life. "He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and m

Men Are Like ........
One of my friend's gave this to me and i want to share it with all of my friends out there. Here it is: MEN ARE LIKE 1. Men are like....laxatives...they irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like...bananas...the older they get the less firm they are. 3. Men are like...weather...nothing can change them. 4. Men are like...blenders..you need one, butyour not quite sure why? 5. Men are like...chocolate bars..sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for the hips. 6. Men are like...commercials...you can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like...department stores...their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like...government bonds...they take sooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like...masacra...they usually run at the first sight of emotion. 10. Men are like...popcorn..they satisfy you, but only for a while. 11. Men are like...snowstorms...you never know when their comming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are l

Men Are Like......
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. _________________________________________________ Men are like.... 1. Men are like .Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3 Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them 4 Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5 Men are like .... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6 Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7 Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8 Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9 Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of

Men Are Men
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived ...and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men.....are men.

Men And Their Idiotic Ways
I just don't understand men. They flirt and play hard to get and once they get what they want, they only call you when they want the booty. They're moody, worse than a woman, then they play at the silent treatment. Damn it, I'm just so fucking tired of it! The particular man I am speaking of is a guy I dated in high school and always had feelings for. He sweeps back into my life after almost 10 years, totally comes on to me, everything gets all hot and heavy and then...says he doesn't think he can give me what I deserve. WHAT THE FUCK? And I of course, know what he's going through with his ex and his infant daughter, so I figure, I can handle this. I still remain friends with him then he says well I can't commit, but maybe we could still...you know. And me being stupid (rilly rilly stupid!!!)says okay because I figure maybe if we act on the extreme chemistry we have (which we do and that annoys the hell out of me given the current situation) he'll see that we are good toge

Men And Women And My Take On Things
My comments are in red Men vs. Women; Handwriting: Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. (Very True with me!) Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the "p" and "g". It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note. Groceries: Women: A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things. Men: A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man Reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the express lane. (Hey when I go grocery shopping, women get envious, because I actually know what I am doing and I can usually

Men Are Such Assholes
ok need a place to vent and this is were. Well there was a certain someone that well ya a connection was starting to be made. however well hell, i go info one thing, and see that a friend of mine is in possible critical condition. and well this certain someone desides that they are going to yell at me on the phone. WTF. This is a friend that might be hurt. And wow they dont care. well fuck you to. your just one of the haters. You should know me enough by now i dont but up with that bull shit. So fuck off!!!

Men And Women And The Differences
Understanding Men and Women The most frequently expressed complaint women have about men is that men don’t listen. Ladies, when you talk to a man about what troubles you, it isn't that he isn't sympathetic or uncaring, but truly they don't always understand a woman and her views. There is nothing wrong in that, women are complicated and see things in varying shades and degrees. There are pinks, blues, reds etc. A man sees things simply....black white and grey. They have a tendency to be bewildered by women and our need for talking. If he offers a solution, we don't like, or offers no solution or suggestion, either way, he has messed up the way the man sees it. Either we A. Reject his answer as ignorant or uncaring and/or get mad B. See no response as meaning he is heartless and being a jerk and get mad. Come on ladies, it's a catch 22 for the guys...give them a break. Whatever they do they live in fear of angering us, they get frustrated and stop trying to please us. Men are unsettl

Men And Women??????
i dont understand men and never will. they can tell you how much they love you and then turn and tell the next chick how sexy they are and how they want them. how is that love? why do women put up with that crap? do we really think we deserve it? that its somehow our fault? then women.....why is it that some women can talk to men on here or anywhere and know that they have a gf/wife and yet they want to talk sex to them. ask them out, get naked for them. basically do anything to ruin the relationship the guy has. do the women not think about the other woman? men dont think about anything else when they are thinking below the belt. yet why is it that people just dont care who they hurt anymore? also how is it that you can be so good to someone and they can still not think twice about hurting you? so what do we do?????

Men And Women On Life In General
Roman; "> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy _____________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ___________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot

Men Are Evil
Wow, so I haven't posted on here forever. So much has happened. I'm done trying to get back together with my ex-fiance Justin. Everything that he's said for the last year or so, has turned out to be a lie, which he told me himself. He was just going to string me along, and wait until the day before I was supposed to go to Nebraska to visit my family to tell me everything. Well, fuck that, and him too. I don't need his drama and bullshit. He's trying his best to hurt and punish me for breaking up with him. He's convinced that I broke up with him for my ex, Dustin, who is my daughter's father. That isn't the case, but I could never convince him of that. Then more recently, one of my other exes, and good friends came to visit me. Aarron as far as I was concerned was to close to perfect when we dated. I was totally in live with him. I never really got over him. Well, that all came to a screaming halt. He came and stayed with me for about a week. The whole time, I thought, he just neede

Men Are Happier
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Graying hair adds attraction. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only

Men Are Like Waffles, Women Are Like Spaghetti
I just heard this on the radio . . . it was in an advertisement for a Christian book club (you know, one of those 4 books for $1 deals with the rest at regular club prices, what everyone does) and I was fighting to come up with a catchy title today, one that makes people stand up -- sorry, Cherei -- and take notice! You all figure this out . . . anyway, today's been a really slow day at work; so far the only customers I've had in the office either couldn't borrow as much as they wanted or just didn't show up! With the new statewide database regarding payday loans, no one person can borrow more than $500, North Dakota's state limit, throughout the state. And that is catching a few people off guard; new procedures always do that. But one customer who found out about that limit the hard way thanked me for calling the other store where he'd had a loan outstanding and having them explain to him what went on there. I wasn't very impressed with the explanation (or the person who gave i

Men And Woman
another blog from dr romello Q&A Q & A biaaaaaaatches... Q: How long should a girl wait to start having sex with her bf, someone they just started dating, or someone you just met...? Answer: Now, it's hard really to put a time table on these... In my opinion, whenever your ready, just let things happen.. you both will know when your ready.. there will be some wet "kitty" (meeeow) involved with some good wood.. haha You could be talking to someone for a while, but never met.. And then have sex with them the first time you do hangout... Then end up dating them for 3yrs or even getting married... Bottom line is, there arent any rules,no times table.. Some people like to wait.. cool, good for them... Others, just are a sexual person.. to each to his own...!!!! it's all about the vibe.. You just have to ask yourself some questions. Is having sex with this person in keeping with my values? If your a freak.. YES.. hahaha Everyone has different values.. just k

Men Are Like
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are l

Men Are Right! You Can't Figure Women Out!
For years I have listened to men say they can't figure out what women want, that they don't understand women. I always figured they were full of shi* cause hell, I knew what I wanted. I've known since I was very young that all I wanted was a woman to spend my life with, to love me as much as I loved her, and to work together to build a simple but loving life. I didn't figure that was too much to ask. Ya know? Well, apparently it is! I have fallen in love exactly twice in my lifetime. The first was killed just hours before I was going to tell her. The second time was 18 years later and she said she loved me too, at the start. A few months later she took it back and everything went to hell! More than 2 years of rollercoastering back and forth, we finally ended even our friendship tonight. She might as well have had someone cut my heart out! This after I had, she knew, put someone else out of my life a short time ago that I had started having feelings for while she was pushing

Men Are Like.....
# Men are like....Animals Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets. # Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. # Men are like....Beer. The first sip is always bitter. No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless, full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough. # Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. # Men are like....Bras. They offer light, medium and complete support. # Men are like....Buses. They come every 15 minutes. # Men are like....Buses. They have spare tires and smell funny. # Men are like....Computers. And a smart woman keeps a backup. # Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. # Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, an

Men Are Liars
OKAY SO RIGHT NOW IM FEELING A LIL HURT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY EXCEPT I HATE MOST MEN RIGHT NOW. THEY LIE TO MUCH IM OVER IT IM BOUDT TO TURN STRIGHT OUT LESBIAN (NOT I LOVE THE DICK TO MUCH) DATS MY DOWN FALL. ANYWAYS I JUST FOUND OUT MY EX HUSBAND GOT HES GIRL PRAGENT SHE ABOUT 7/8 MTHS PREGANT. I JUST NOW GOT TOLD ONLY CUSE HES SISTER TOLD ME I DONT KNOW MAYBE I HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE UPSET MAYBE I DO I JUST WISH HE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THE DAMN TURTH TO BEGIAN WIT I WISH I COULD SAY MORE GOTTA GO LUV YAS MICHELLE

Men Are Like
MEN!! For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives .....They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like...Bananas .....The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ...Weather.....Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ...Blenders.....You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars.....Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ...Commercials .....You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like...Department Stores.....Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ...Government Bonds.....They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like...Mascara.....They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like...Popcorn .....They s

Men Are Like
1. Men are like ....Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like .Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13.

Men Are Like......lol
This is just funny Men are like ... Laxatives ..They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough. Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like ... ; Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men Are Like..... Too Damn Funny
Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap. Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory. Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work. Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV. Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on. Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around. Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell. Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear. Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy. Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare. Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through. Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half

Men Are Like...................
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here 's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,WHY? Because women realize it 's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you 're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can 't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy

Men And Women
I ask, what do you want from us? As a man , do you want us to really help pay bills? Do you really want us to be understanding, with only half the story. How about shopping, you know we don't like shopping when you try every piece of material there is in the mall.... then you ask us how does it look! How does getting out of here before it closes sound? You ask us, how it taste, when you know you put to much or not enough of something in it. Why wait for me to test it, you cooking, see what it taste like before you give it to me!! Why ask for something you'll return later? And if i give you everything you wanted, why don't you know what you want? Do you know what you want from us?

Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit fo

Men Are Just Happier People --
Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress-$5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about t

Men Are Lieing Shit Bags, Most Of Them
if i didnt yell at you today or yesterday this isnt about you. well let me claarify. 85% of men are lieing scum bag peices of shit. while 10 % are gay, and 5 % are decient agai if i didnt yell at you today or yesterday this isnt about you. see im sory but i am down right tired of being lied to and fucked over. it is just everything from the bigest promise to the littelest offer and or thing in general. o im gonna do this tomarrow..... then the complete oppisite to the point of why even bother trying to have faith or trust in some one. at the moment i hate you with a vile disgust. if your smart enough to know who you are wich i know you are even though you dont act it. but i do doubt you will know why i hate you. im not going to say any names but in general this last 4 days men have been pissing me off 24/7 with what they think is a funny comment in reality totaly crushed what little hope and happiness i had in my hart, just being stupid, making a plan not sticking with i

Men And Women
If you want boys to answer this then post "Men ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "Women ONLY" If you want both then "Men and Women" and be completely honest. what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me? 31. if you could

Men Are Like
Have you ever stopped to think whether the inanimate things around us also have genders? Believe it or not, they do! Check out these things we use in our daily lives, who would have though!?! Ziploc bags are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons Are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A tire is male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. A hot air balloon is male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges are female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. A web page is female, because it's always getting hit on. A subway is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. An hourglass is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. A hamme

Men Are Like.......
Men are like....... .....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. .....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. .....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. .....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. .....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. .....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. .....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. .....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. .....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. .....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. .....Handguns. Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot

Men And Womens English
1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Men Are Pigs
...but I love pork. I can't live with you and I can't live without you. Over the last year I've found myself less wanting the "fuck buddy" and wanting a lover. The fuck buddy feels like the "thank you mama" and that's it, where as the lover brings a connection that enhances the sex. I wish that more men would appreciate a connection and understand that connection doesn't mean commitment or the end of "fun", but can let it make an intimate encounter, well, intimate. I've been disappointed that I have to education people on the difference between making love and being in love, the difference between fucking and fucking someone over, the difference between being in the moment and easing a carnal ache, and the difference between being someons fuck buddy and being their lover. For me, the way a to measure someone who is good in bed, is not only how well he made me come but how often I want him to make me come again.

Men At Work - Overkill Lyrics
I cant get to sleep I think about the implications Of diving in too deep And possibly the complications Especially at night I worry over situations I know will be alright Perahaps its just my imagination Day after day it reappears Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear Ghosts appear and fade away Alone between the sheets Only brings exasperation Its time to walk the streets Smell the desperation At least theres pretty lights And though theres little variation It nullifies the night From overkill Day after day it reappears Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear Ghosts appear and fade away I cant get to sleep I think about the implications Of diving in too deep And possibly the complications Especially at night I worry over situations I know will be alright Its just overkill Day after day it reappears Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear Ghosts appear and fade away

Men Are Confusing
Why do guys have to confuse the hell out of me? My boyfriend says he loves me but he dont really show it and hes never around...Ughb sometimes I wonder why I am with him. It is gonna be a long week ahead with work and everything. Hopefully he would change his tune when he gets rid of the other girl thats psycho. I feel bad for him cause she won't leave him alone but hes the one that messed up...so he needs to make up his mind on what he wants to do. Ugh I am so bored. I hate sundays since there is nothing to do. Well my aunt is here so talk later

Men And Me
(Written for a poetry challenge) Men: Sexy Lady, what's your name? What's your sign? Hey, what's your game? Babe, I love you...get undressed... Trust me, girl, you'll be impressed. What's for dinner? Where's my socks? Damn, this ballgame really rocks! What's the matter? Nag, nag, nag! You've become a fucking hag! Me: Your clothes are on the neighbor's roof Your manhood left me unimpressed I've burned your socks and changed the locks, Fuck off, so I can get undressed. © 2006 rhonda lee richoux

Men And Women
- THiNGS WOMEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. - THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consi der themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24%

Men Are Just Happier Creatures
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Graying hair adds attraction. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoe

Men And Women In Pews
Entry for December 29, 2005 Church For Ladies Only? "It says in the book of Proverbs that beauty is fleeting and charm is deceptive. But a woman who fears the Lord, she should be praised." Yes and what about men? I have attended 4 different types of congregations in 3 different parts of the country and the one thing the had in common was it seemed that the cover charge was waived for ladies, or at least that's how it looked. At the 2 a mixed race congregations I attended one just outside of Pittsburgh PA and the other in Norfolk VA, the was a 1.3 to 1.5 to 1 woman to man ratio, but at Black Churches in the South, Chicago, and NYC I have seen 2 to 1, 3 to 1 and even 4 to 1. 4 to 1!!? Now I am a football fan and easily bored so I understand why many people, even those who consider themselves Christian, miss church, but why so many more men than women? Beyond men being less able to sit still, less socially minded, and men seem to find other places to exert thei

Men Are Like..........
for all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn T

Men Are.......oh,yeah!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now-a-days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are likeDepartment Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of

Men And Shopping...lol...thanks Jake
This is so funny, I had to share! This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. & Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring & preferred to get in & get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

Men.. Argh
Happy birthday to me! Yeah so is it asking to much to get a happy birthday from my fiancee on my birthday? I know he is deployed but he read the emails I sent him today..but couldn't even send me a simple.hey hun.. happy bday I'm busy so I'll write you later.. nadda.. and my son is being really clingy today and crying all the time.. I am just really really tired.. I am tempted not even to go out tonight because I just kinda do want to be around people. But I already made plans with my cousin and I always cancel on him when I am stressed out about my fiancee.. grrness.

Men Are So Freaking Disposable.
I feel like except for money and a vibrator women don't need men for squat. I love women. I love all the women I've had an opportunity to chat with on here. So let's start there. I love my wife dearly, and she and I have an incredible relationship, but tonight she let me down big time. And it's not about sex. I went to my psychology class tonight, and the [female] professor decided to talk about abuse, in a class of 8 women, and 2 men, one of which is me. I have been on the receiving end of abuse. Not so much physical, but in the classic sense of being beaten, but in the sense of being demeaned, told I'm not good enough, and sabotage of finances. I won't get into the details unless someone asks, but it took me nineteen years and the demand "that if you want me to stop you'll have to hit me." Of course I didn't, knowing she was using it as a power trap. Anyway. In class the ladies are talking about how bad their past men have been to them, and they were crying, which is e

Men And Mascara
Julie Roberts-Men and Mascara Sunday dress hangin' on the bedroom door; Empty bottle of wine on the hardwood floor. Last night, he said she was the one: Oh, but men an' mascara always run. Did I give my love too soon or wait too long? Did I take it a little too easy, or put it on too strong? She was lookin' for love; he was lookin' for fun. Yeah, men an' mascara always run. She ain't gettin' any younger: It wasn't s'posed to be this way. Starin' in the mirror, With little black rivers runnin' down her face. Tomorrow's gonna be a brand new day: She'll wake up in the mornin' an' wash it all away. Last night, he said she was the one: Oh, but men an' mascara, they always run. Yeah, men an' mascara always run.

Men Are Fucking Pigs
Im sorry but this is getting old. I moved to AZ to be with someone I thought loved me but I was wrong. This person has already torn a hole in my heart and is making that hole bigger. And I know he doesnt care, cause if he did he would be here with me instead of out every single night doing god only knows what. He told me before I moved out here that he loved me and that he had changed, that was...BULL SHIT!! Hes actually treats me worse then before. So I left my friends, family, a good job for this. And the worse part is is that I have no way back. So yeah fucked myself over....

Men And You
Men See You As Playful Men want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that! How Do Men See You?

Men And Life
Here I go, gotta rant on about this subject. I don't get men, they want to talk to you but have other women on the side lol which is so funny please help me understand that one. There jerks who try to play with girls emotions then when there done or they find a girl like me who will not talk nasty or perverted or fall into there game i become the bad person. I am so tired of men and there games. What ever happened to the real men, the men who arent out just for gettin into a girls pants or seeing them naked and its all sweet talk till the girl says no and boom shes a whore a slut and everything else they can call her. And yes for the guys who are gonna read this WOMEN do it to i am not saying they dont. But the fact remains that men do it. I met this one guy on here he is a sweetheart and I dont want him to think he is classified in this but i cant figure him out either. I have to be honest I am tired of being alone, would love to build a realtionship but hey that takes time and n

Men And Life
I love my guy but he is being a pain in the ass.... No matter what I say I am "bitchin" if I refuse to answer cuz I don't feel like arguin "I don't know how to communicate" well i look at this way WHY IN THE HELL DO I WANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH SOMEONE WHO JUST TELLS YOU HOW MUCH OF A FUCK UP YOU ARE AND TELLS YOU EVERY FIVE SECONDS YOU ARE BITCHING I TELL HIM I LOVE HIM IM BITCHING I BREATH I AM AGGERVATING HIM..... SHIT SINCE WHEN DID MEN GET TO BE ALLOWED TO HAVE FUCKIN PMS?????? THATS OUR THING YOU MEN CAN'T BE CREATIVE OR ORIGINAL YOU HAVE TO TAKE OUR THING.....JERKS!! WELL I FEEL BETTER NOW THANKS DIONA

Men Are Like....
Men are like... ....Placemats They only show up when there's food on the table. .....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ....Bike Helmets Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly ...Parking spots The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. ...Copiers You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. .....Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not all that bright. .....Bank accounts Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest ....high heels They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. .....Curling Irons They are always hot, and they are always in your hair. ....Mini skirts If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs. ...Bananas They older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men

The Menace Of A Mother
The Menace Of A Mother Pure exuberance and virtue are the core of your conviction God rest his weary eyes upon you, and beauty was born Innocence exploited, you plow through pestilence Never a thought for yourself or a whimper of want Brought to your knees by a Mother seething in sickness Dagger driven into your unsuspecting heart Selfishly misled by a monster that was to be trusted This creature of comfort stole your faith Only the strength of your brazen love could save you from yourself The very thought of anyone harming you coats my lips with bile My heart is crippled by the menace of your memories Cast me no chance to heal your heart and you will wallow in my heart forever Grant me your faith and I will fill your soul with new memories... Of Positive Love, Passion and Security... Forevermore jskins

Men And Women
How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added Vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower and stand on bathmat. Dry w

Men Are Babies
I gave my cold to my fiancee and he is a baby about it so i have done the motherly thing and babied him but yet he only brought me juice when i was sick lol oh well its all good i am glad to be over it and its funny next time he will listen and not kiss me when i am sick hehehehe

The Mena Coverup
The Mena Coverup "...it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds..." -- Samuel Adams THE MOB PRESIDENT The Mob Helped Clinton get Started In Politics. It is Now Helping Him Escape the Law -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When young Bill Clinton in 1974 made his first run for political office, a crucial $10,000 loan was arranged for him by his uncle, Raymond Clinton. Uncle Raymond has been tied by Clinton biographer Roger Morris to the Hot Springs Mafia. But it was not until 1984, when Clinton was elected for a second term as Governor of Arkansas, that Mob money really started pouring in. "That was the election when the Mob really came into Arkansas politics, the dog-track and racetrack boys, the payoff people who saw a good thing," a former U.S. Attorney told Roger Morris. "It wasn't just Bill Clinton and it went beyond ou

Men And More Men
Am I the only person having a problem with this whole dating thing??? I have had so many coffee dates, dinner dates, brunch, out on boats. Met short men, tall men, skinny, fat men. men with hair, no hair, men retired, still working and The Bad One, married men (didn't know they where married). And I can't click with one, am I being to picky? Is there really a man who can take my breath away with just a kiss or a look? Someone who I can't wait to ______? Was dating this hard when I was younger or have my expectations changed. As you get older do we see men in a different light, have we come to a point in our life that we really don't need them? I really do miss the companionship of a partner. The cuddling , caressing and just the communication and laughter. But lets not forget that men are just a small part of our life, there is so much more out there, just need to grab it and run.

Men Are Like...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They s

Men Are Just Happier People!
Men Are Just Happier People !! What do you expect when: Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Your underwear is $4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. You are unab

Men And Women Are Different
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective. Sex: Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving b

Men Are...
Freakin awesome and freakin confusing! How dare you all say WE are the complicated ones.. just not true. lol (I am pretty simple actually..hehe) Anyhoo.. I am off to bed.. leave me a comment somewhere and I will reply with a better one in the morning.. :P Sweet dreams psychos.. I love ya all!

"men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
Long but very funny & good! Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails

Men And There Lying Cheating Ways
Well.. where to begin?? I have known this man for a 2 years and have been in a serious relationship for the past 1 1/2year, well come to find out i was the only one taking it seriously. things were great as usual,some call it the "honeymoon stage"...then things started going down with girls at work, "DRAMA"...This man and I worked together, and females wernt to fond of that, and then the He said She said games began...I didnt want to deal with it so I had to do something and it was to set these hating ass little girls straight. Come to find out In our 5th month of dating he had a room-mate..It was a fucking female, that i had never seen, nor heard about, nor have I seen any clues around the house, I MEAN ANY!!!! I right away broke up with him, I was shocked, hurt, He then wanted to at least explain why he couldnt tell me, i didnt want to hear it..then a couple weeks went by he begged some more, so i gave him the benifit of the doubt and listend to him...long story short we finally

Men And Women
Men Vs. Women Relationships When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective. Maturity Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely w

Men And Daughter's!
My little sneaky daughter! I just took a shower after walking on the treadmill and got dressed. I am supposed to go out to dinner tonight so I was trying to find some pants that don't look terrible on me and look like I am wearing someone else's clothes! So, I find some pants that look descent on me, they are black. Not too baggy. I am thinking that I will wear these tonight to dinner. So I just walked by where I keep my purses and my new black purse is gone! My daughter told me she thought it should be for her when I bought it. I said NO. It is mine! So last night she tells us that she is staying at a friends house and then they are getting up to go to San Fransisco for the day. Now I can guess where my purse went! I just called her to ask her if she had it and she was being coy. I told her that I wanted to use that purse today and she could have asked! Little sneaky girl! I should be doing laundry but I can't! Why? Because my husband decided to undo my washer and

Men And Women
They say Women are complicated. I say Men are just as complicated. OK, maybe I take that back a little. How relationships are forged is a mystery to me. It appears to me, from my personal experience, that if I act as if I don't care I get the attention from those I want attention from. Yet, if I start to show the softer and gentler side, I hit a brick wall. It makes no sense to me. How do two people manage to take things to another level? Am I just clueless as to how this thing works? Am I supposed to pretend to be a damsel in distress waiting for my knight in shinning armor to come and save the day? But I am not that type of person. I am very independent, but lack the companionship of someone to share things at the end of the day. Sex is Sex and can be acquired nearly anywhere. I know it will be different for each man, but what makes a man take notice enough to want to continue to see someone with goals of other than sex? What is it that makes them think of you and want to see you mor

Men Are Misunderstood
Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we eat with our hands the minute they leave the room or that we use their nail clippers to trim our nose hair. Better for them, better for us. Still, it's annoying that women spend more time and money trying to understand the minds of cats than they do wondering about what makes men tick. Which is why they'll never understand... 1. Our consuming need to own the biggest and most expensive version of just about everything. Our compulsive desire to drive off-road vehicles in cities and use corkscrews that resemble off-shore drilling equipment is well documented. As marketing targets, men are suckers for terms like "professional" or "industrial strength", because inside every man is the germ of every profession he ever imagined himself one day excelling at. Most of these purchases are harmless, little more than childish wish fulfillment played out at a higher testosterone l

Men Are So Oblivious!
OK, that sounds like a chauvinistic statement, but its true!!! I colored my hair last Friday and so far the only person at work to notice and say something is the cashier in the Cafeteria. Including managers, I work with about 10 guys. Not one of them noticed. For the record, I went from a Blondish light brown to a Reddish dark brown, so the difference is rather extreme. Of course I'm betting if a set my hair on fire, no one would still notice until the fire sprinklers went off, lol!!!

Men And Women
First Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others. 6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them. 7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others. Now Women: 1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security. 2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes. 3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear. 4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'An old rag'. 6. Although their cloth

Men Are Pigs
So I keep getting alot of pig headed men straight up asking and begging to see my private folder.... well, I snapped and typed this letter back to a guy....he is no longer on my friends list, and I thought the letter I typed him should be made into a blog. How nice. ----------------------------------- Its very hard to make me mad...I don't give losers on the internet that much credit. Its not my fault half the population on this site doesn't know to read, or even use the whole left side of their brain. What pigs need to realize is, this may be an adult site, but that doesn't mean every woman on here is going to whore themselves out to strangers. Some chicks actually have brains...and things to do in life that are productive.... Now why on earth would I show you my private folder, when I don't even know you, and you have made no attempt what-so-ever to get to know me? Do you think because I'm young...I'm desperate for attention, and stupid? LOL I don't think so.... ---

Men Are Happier.lol
Men are Happier Men are just simply happier people, and here is why... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only

Men And Men Drunk...
Well here goes another friday night out at a club...with really bad "pick up" lines. Could just once, it be possible to meet a good lookin guy with some class, a job, and a since of humor????

Men And Women
1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5.ARGUMENTS A

Men And Boys
K time to vent for a second. I want to let all the men out their know that a lady really does enjoy a nice guy. The thing is these guys come up all nice and start cting like you are dating when you have only known them a few hours and or have never even met them in person only online. Here's the thing, all the things you say and do are really cute IF WE WERE DATING!!!!!! but we aren't in fact I don't even know your real name yet, and knowing your real name wont change anything ok?????? I mean don't get me wrong its all good you flirting or whatever but sending millions of e-mails saying your waiting for me to get online or as soon as i'm online tellin me how long you waited... c'mon. A girl needs space now and then and she needs privacy. You don't need to know every little thing i do every day. I dont want to have to eplain to you that i was afk so long cuz I had to take a massive shit ok??? And I don't need you stalking me and saying you want to fly out and cuddle with me I DON

Men And Tenderness
Why is it so hard for Men to open up? Why do they find it difficult to let their guard down and speak freely and let things happen? What is it that they seek or trigger that makes them let loose? Women seem to take the greater risks when it comes to tenderness. I know I know, we were built that way. Do Men preffer the bitch as opposed to the sweet girl? My personal experience is as long as I am a Bitch and don't give a shit it's great, but let one ounce of tenderness slip and it's like WTF? If Men really preffer the evasive un-emotional connection, why not just get a hooker? I don't mean to stereo type, I really don't and I know some Men feel the same way about Women probablly but I am assuming that the scales tilt more the other way. Ultimately, the thought that I was pondering was what inspires a Man to desire more than Physical relations with a Woman?

Men Are Jerks
just need to vent a little bit.. im wanting to know why men have to be such jerks.. men lately seem to have all kinds of excuses.. they get you all hyped up then drop ya.. they also say they will call ya and they dont or if they do they dont say much.. they dont talk only for just a few minutes.. if you know who im talking about then no hard feelings toward ya.. like i said just needed to let it out...

Men And Their Projects!
Men! Do you all like to have 2-3 projects going on at the same time? Mine does! We are in the middle of redoing our bedroom. We could have just painted the walls, pretty simple but....Peter doesn't like the flat walls so he wants to texture them. Big project that takes time and is quite messy! So now....my husband decides to start having the front of the house painted. He sent over 2 workers today to have them p[rep the house for painting. Does he have all the right tools for this for these 2 guys? No! They are asking me where this is and that is. I have no idea. Peter isn't answering his cell phone. Argh! On one hand it is nice to be able to have this done for us instead of us having to do it but it would be nicer if Peter had all the right tools for these 2 guys! I haven't even picked out the colors I want! I have to make that decision today! Now, that isn't rushing me is it? LMAO!!! We also need to do the front bathroom again. Maybe I should start that

Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be King. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another public loo because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $1000. Morning suit rental $150. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can

Men An Sex
some guy only think with there other head an not the one god gave them that they call a brain why is that? some guys r just flat out sluts why is that? some guys can be called men whores why is that ? most guys r just pigs an only want one thing why is that? ladys could u please help me with this i would like a few answers . ty

Men Are Like
1. Men are like .......Laxatives .... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like .......Bananas ..... ...The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ........Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders .... ....You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ,,Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ......Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like .......Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ......Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .. Fun to

Men Are Truly From Mars!!
GAH! Why is it every man that I meet turns out to be something they're clearly not?!?! For example, I was dating this guy in the Navy who thought that he was quite literally GOD's gift to women. At first his confident/cocky attitude was a turn-on, but my mind quickly changed when I discovered he had been cheating on me. What's worse is he lied to my face when he was busted! You know the whole "wasn't me" Shaggy mentalitly! He totally thought that I was either too desperate or too stupid to figure out what he was up too and would just accept it. WRONG! Anyway's that ended in October and since then I've only met one guy. A total game player! Uh hello McFly, HS ended 15 yrs ago for me.. GROW UP!! Makes me wonder if I will EVER find a decent guy and build a stable relationship with?!?! *sigh* Maybe I'll just become a lesbian!!!

Men Are Confusing!
Ok, do you want to know the truth? Here it is. I have a husband who shows me no love, no affection, no support. I am with him because I cannot lose my daughter. The only way I can be 100% sure that I will always be with my daughter is to remained married to this man who does not love me. I live in a world where super models get all the attention and love. The gorgeous are called "sweet" regardless of what they do for others. It just seems that the more I help others, the more I am stepped on. So, there are my thoughts for the day. I guess being sick doesn't help much. *cough*

Me ..naked Me...
Sometimes the outlines of my body get unnecessarily heavy expectations from myself. when I stand naked in front of the mirror and look and touch myself, you can be happy about its surface, form, formlessness more often. From sensitivity and elegance. From me and from life. From the life the hell take, from the worth. From humanity. I am often merciless to myself. I make myself worthless it even though it would not keep. Where do I compare with myself and why do so? I will know, of course, and open from it, some another time, if it seems. I make myself angry. Also stupid. If I look at myself in the mirror, I know that in me blood flows and the pulsation of my heart has concentrated. There I see Woman. Quite quite the right living woman! wow! If one is cold, then the nipples will be beautifully. Approval. Cold. What about buttocks, would they be however, at best warmed? To my face I am kind and also to my big toes. The pole is wonderful and stomach also. I am not now writing

Men Are From Mars
what strange beings these people called men are....while women tend to be more sympathetic, sensual and compassionate...men think of two things: food and sex.... why is it that men think that any girl online is there for his enjoyment and pleasure? and why is sex so goddamn important to them....i like sex as much as the next person but sometimes i want to cuddle instead....just relax in each others arms....go to sleep on his shoulder without sex being a big deal.... oh well...we live in a sexually rich world and there isn't any changing that fact....

Men Are Never Depressed
Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Weddin g dress $5000 - tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest

Men And Lies
Why is it that a man can say they found the one they are looking for and the one they want, but all its all lies. Do they do it because they think thats what a women wants to hear? Why can't they just be honest and truthful instead of lying. All any women wants is a meaningful relationship with out the lies and bull shit. At least when i women says they care about some one they mean it they dont lie about it. So why do men always lie? Is it to get the womens attention or is it there big freakin ego? I hate liars playes and cheaters. there is nothing worse than that. I would like to hear your comments on this.

Men Are Asses
I ask you , why are men such liars? I wonder if there is a man on this site that does not lie just to break a girls heart. I have been asked for all kinds of things from guys on here,but the worse thing is that i fell for a guys lies and lines and now i am dealing with humiliation. So ladies just a warning, if you come across a guy on here by the name of cowboy3579070 stay away hell run away. He leads women on and when he can't get anything else from them he moves on,but, keeps you on the line till he is sure he has another, so here is another asshole to add the the asshole folder.

Men Are
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ..Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like..Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like.. Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like.. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like.. Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like.. Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like.. Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like.. Popcorn .. They satisfy you,

Men Are Evil
Men are evil little monsters. I have had the shittiest luck with them all my life and give up. The ex left me 4 months ago, then told me a week ago he wanted me back, made a mistake...I said no. Not going through that shit again. Then I meet a wonderful man, and wow hot. Well He told me he was in love with me and then after I said it he went poof! Then my son decides he wants to live with his father. Well he is 13 so I kinda knew it was coming. Then the guy I was going to see for the last month out of town took his wife back...That fucking stung! So as you can see I am down on men at this point in my life and I think I am going to stay that way for a very long time. I think I give to much of me and my heart and that is what is getting me hurt. So well I am off for now...talk to everyone later.

Men Are Like....
A LITTLE HUMOR For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like . Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .. Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .... Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn .. They s

Men And Sex
Why are me so afraid of full fugured men. We love to fuck just like the skinny bitches do. some of do it better and love it. Besides we all have great emotional involement and that makes it better any way. We will do one nite stands too. Its funny, I get hit on by more by skinny guys than big guys. Explain that one. Anywayz I do like to hook up and anyone in the area that might want to message me and maybe bring a friend I am open for new ideas and experementation. Just one time filngs work good for me or whatever!!

Men Are Assholes
ok so apparently me and my x fiancee were trying to work out our problems and trying to start a new relationship. you kno getting to kno eachother all over again. but he was saying stuff on his myspace that had nothin to do with me but about him and a differant girl and her x bf. i am so sick of men and their lies. so enless there is a guy that convince me that not all men are ass holes and complete liars and jerks i am completely over and done with men for good.cause right now bein a lesbian looks damn good to me.so if you want to convince me that men are not complete ass holes get a hold of me

Men And Women Of The Military
I am writting this blog to reach the mass of haters that are out there. Everytime I hear someone talking down about the military, it really pisses me off. First off let me say nobody wants to goto war. You can ask all the men and women in the military and 95% would say they don't want to goto war, but you know what they are there because they answered the call of duty when all you haters were hiding behind mommys apron. I am so tired of people saying the military has it so easy. Well let me tell you trying to get so badly needed sleep in a hole just big enough to cover you body and not really wanting to sleep because of not knowing if you are going to wake up with a bullet in you. I don't call that easy. I know some of you have no idea what is like to be on the fronline of war, so if you don't know, don't talk smack about something you have no idea about. And last but not least the men and women that join the military for one reason. Its not because they are war junkies or just want to

Men And Weman
*when she walks away from you mad follow her *when she stare's at your mouth kiss her *when she pushes you or hit's you grab her and dont let her go *when she starts cursing at you kiss her and tell her you love her *when shes quiet ask her whats wrong *when she ignore's you give her your attention *when she pulls away pull her back *when you see her at her worst tell her she's beautiful *when you see her start to cry just hold her and dont say a word *when you see her walking sneak up and hug her waist from behind *when shes scared protect her *when she lays her head om your shoulder tilt her head up and kiss her *when she steals your favorite hat let her keep it and sleep with it for a night *when she tease's you tease her back and make her laugh *when she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay *when she looks at you with doubt back your self up *when she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understan

Men Are Happier
Men are just simply happier people, and here is why... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. Yo

Men Are Like.....
Men are like.... For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ....Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .......Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popco

Men An How They Treat Us Women
I AM SO SICK OF THE MEN IN THIS WORLD TREATING US WOMEN LIKE A FUCKING TROPHY...YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP HERE ON FUBAR OR EVEN IN REAL LIFE...YOU THINK CAN JUST SAY AN DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT TO US PUT US WOMEN ON DISPLAY AS SOME SORT OF FUCKING TROPHY...WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU GUYS WHO THINK YOUR GODS GIFT TO WOMEN YOU AIN'T SHIT...YOU ARE A NOBODY....IM SICK OF HEARING THE SAME EXCUSES...THE PICKUP LINES GET THE FUCK OVER IT THERE ARE NO GOOD MEN LEFT IN THIS WORLD THEY THINK OF ONLY THEMSELVES AN WHAT THERE NEEDS ARE....YOU MEN OUT THERE ON THIS SITE DONT STOP TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR WOMAN...OR WOMEN IN GENERAL YOU ACT LIKE THEY ARE YOUR FUCKING WORLD AN YOU TELL THEM ALL THE WONDERFUL SWEET THINGS YOU THINK THEY WANT TO HEAR AND YOU FUCKERS TURN AROUND AN SHIT ON THEM...WELL IM TIRED OF IT...TAKE A FUCKIN HIKE GROW THE HELL UP YOU STUPID FUCK TARDS QUIT THINKING WITH YOUR DICKS AN START USING YOUR BRAINS...OH WAIT MOST MEN DON'T HAVE A FUCKIN BRAIN..

Men And There Damn Two Edge Swords
I CANT UNDERSTAND A WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE IN THAT SEEMS TO DICTATE THAT A FEMALE MUST ABIDE BY A SET OF RULES AND A MALE A TOTALY DIFFRENT SET IF ITS ALLRIGHT FOR A MAN TO GO WITHOUT A SHIRT THAN WHY NOT THE WOMAN...IF A MAN CAN BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A LAST FLING BEFORE A WEDDING THAN WHY IN THE NAME OF ZEUS IS IT CONCIDERED CHEATING IF ONLY THE WOMAN HAS "ONE LAST FLING" ( NOT SAYING THAT I EVER WOULD) BUT I AM SAYING THAT IT IS CONCIDERED NORMAL FOR A MAN TO "SOW HIS WILD OATS" BEFORE HE TIES THE KNOTT BUT LET THE WOMAN TRY SUCH A STUNT AND SHE IS CALLED A WHORE HAS HER ENGAGEMENT BROKE ( MAYBE EVEN HER KNECK) AND IS SHUNNED AND CALLED CHEATER BEFORE THE WORLD ...THE MAN ON THE OTHER HAD IS ENCOURAGED ,ACCEPPTED,AND MADE FEEL LIKE A DOG IF HE DOSENT DO IT!!!!! SOME ONE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE MAKE ME UNDERSTAND THIS RULE...BECAUSE FOR ME CHEATING IS CHEATING ANY WAY THAT YOU PUT IT! IF YOU HAVE MADE A COMMITMENT TO EACH OTHER BY MARRIGE,DATING OR ENGAGEMENT THAN YOU ARE NOT AVALIBLE!....A

Men And Women!!!
1. A man will pay double for a item he needs. A woman will pay half as much for a item that she doedn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new

~men Are Like..~
**************Men Are Like...******************* ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. ... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. ... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. ... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. ... Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. ... Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. ... Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. ... Curling Irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. ... Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature. ... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. ... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ... Parking Spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extre

Men Are Studs... Women Are Sluts
Have you ever been pissed about the fact that your brother or sister got away with shit your parents would bust your chops for? It pissed you off didn't it? Why should they get to do stuff you weren't allowed to do? The reason, is that your parents were assholes and applied a double standard. Well guess what, life is an asshole too, and if you are a lady, you are on the short end of a HUGE double standard. How come those jerk offs at bars can sleep with as many girls as they want and get nothing but pats on their backs from their buddies and even more girls to bang in the long run? How come if a girl does the same thing, she is hated by other girls and never taken seriously by guys? It sucks doesn't it? Well boo hoo for you because guess what ladies...its mostly your fucking fault There are real reasons for this double standard, and here they are. -Sex is a bigger deal to women than it is to men: The first time a woman has sex with a guy she feels like it is the start of so

Men And Women
I stole this from a friend and figured it would be appreciated!! From a guys point of view...... I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the da

Men And Woman
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hur

Men And Their Ego's
most men want some one to be with that will take care of them all the time. well guess what that dose not mean that we set at home 24/7 rasieing ur child cooking and cleaning and be at ur every bek-in-call. U can also get up off ur asses and help out. It is hard now a day to find some one that is kind hearted and will be there no matter what happens. And when we want to go out with our girl friends to have a nite out on the town, dont be askin where we're goin what time we'll be back and who's goin to be there. Ur not our daddy's! And no guys most girls r not high maintance! We just want some one to luv us for who we r not what we look like. U dont judge a book by its cover. But maybe im just old fashion. What do u think ?

Men And Dating
Found on another site and wondered is these were true. Men’s Top Ten Favorite Conversation Topics 1. Sex 2. Romantic fantasies 3. Hobbies/interests in general 4. Hopes and aspirations 5. Music 6. Dreams 7. Movies 8. Entertainment 9. Vacations 10. Travel Men’s Top Ten Least Favorite Conversation Topics 1. Past relationships 2. Other dates 3. Celebrities 4. Religion 5. Politics 6. Antiques 7. Money 8. Fashion 9. Gardening 10. Marriage Men’s Top Ten Date Picks 1. Taking a romantic walk 2. Restaurant 3. Park 4. Cook dinner at home 5. Coffee shop 6. Scenic car ride 7. Stay in and rent a movie 8. Bowling or Playing Pool 9. Live music 10. Comedy Club Top Ten Restaurant Types for a Date 1. Casual dinner 2. Pub 3. Retro bar with live music 4. French cuisine 5. Ethnic 6. Pizza place 7. Western 8. Salad bar 9. Sushi bar 10. Family dinner Men’s Top Ten Favorite Ways to Have Someone Flirt with Them 1. Displays concern for him

Men And Women
ok so if you've answer that question how about this one is it fair if your a marry man and you want to have sex with another woman is that fair or is that wrong,but i say if thats wrong then why is it not wrong for woman to have sex with another if one of them is married is that fair for the man if he want to have sex with another woman so who is going to win your and plz

Men And Drama
I am sitting here debating, I just answered my BF's cell phone (which I shouldn't of) and it was the ex he dated before he got with me. SO I called her back and she said my BF gave her his name and told her he was single. So I am sitting here, RIGHT NOW, debating how I want to handle this. Because if I go off, it's not going to pretty.

Men: Are You Too Needy?
10 Signs You're Being Needy By David Wygant Special to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Apr 21, 2008 RATING THIS ARTICLE Average (604 votes) Rate it: Sign in to rate! Read all 10 comments TOOLS Email Article Printable View Add to del.icio.us Add to Digg In my ten years of coaching men and women on the perils of dating and relationships, the one journey women tell me they never want to go on again is meeting and hanging out with the "needy and clingy" man. Nothing turns women off more than a guy who is really needy. Nothing turns women off more than a guy who is really needy. Now, I can practically hear men's voices protesting from everywhere, saying "But David, there are a lot of needy women too!" This article is not about them... it's about you. Below are ten signs that you are being needy. Remember you are trying to attract women, not turn them off. So if you suffer from any of these signs of neediness, you need to immediately stop those act

Men Are Pointless!
I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF I OFFEND ANY DECENT MEN WHO MIGHT READ THIS.... WHY IS IT WHEN A WOMAN IS AWAY FROM HER MAN FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME, HE IMMEDIATELY STARTS BEING SUSPICIOUS. EVERY BITCH (men and women) COME CRAWLING FROM THE SEWER TO PLANT LITTLE BITS OF FALSE INFO THAT TURN AN AMAZING RELATIONSHIP INTO A JOKE. I AM FINISHED DEFENDING MYSELF FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T EVEN DO. WITHOUT GOING INTO SPECIFICS, MY CHARACTER WAS QUESTIONED ON 4-25-08 AND 4-26-08 (friday and saturday). ON FRIDAY, I SHREDDED PAPER FOR THE FIRST SERGEANT UNTIL 7PM AND SATURDAY I WAS ON THE BEACH AND WENT TO THE GAY BAR. I HAVE THE SUNBURN TO PROVE IT! NOW, SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE OVER YAHOO WHILE I'M OBVIOUSLY NOWHERE NEAR MY COMPUTER!?!?! IF YOU CAN FIGURE THIS OUT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. MY RELATIONSHIP IS RUINED, MY HEART IS BROKEN AND WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME JUST SIGNED THEIR OWN DEATH WARRANT. IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO IT WAS, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN A

Men Are Like...
Men are like.... 1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Me

Men And Sex
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock) You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know...... it never happened) C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Men Are Like...
1. Men are like .. Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very

Men Are Fucking Full Of Shit.
What the fuck did I do wrong in my previous lives where I wound up stuck with a fucking PIECE OF SHIT as my son's father? WTF. First he lets his fucking cunt girlfriend ruin my son's 1st birthday party, and then he winds up DEFENDING her over it, telling me how "sorry" she was for doing it. Good, let her be sorry... let her cry all fucking day over making a little one year old boy cry and wonder why his daddy only comes to see him for 15 minutes at a time. Fuck them both. He wonders why I don't want to let my son go to his house and be around that fucking psycho. Are you kidding me? No fucking way, not after ruining his birthday. Oh but she won't let him come to my house and visit his son without calling up and starting a bunch of shit 15 minutes after he gets here. This is the 2nd time in a row this bitch has done something like this. I don't know. Then he wants to accuse me of "not letting him see him". FUCK. OFF. So when I turn around and ask him when he can tak

Men Are Like A Pack Of Cards
Men are like a pack of Cards: A "heart" to love them A "diamond" to marry them A "club" to smack them and A "spade" to bury the body... I've often been asked, "what do you old boys do now that you're retired?" Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, margaritas, scotch and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"

Men And Women
The other night I was talking to someone about men. This chick said that she hates American men. I guess the bitch has never been to Russia, where men are either a) mafia apes b) drunks c) wife beaters d) arrogant douches. I have been to over 15 countries, and it is fair to say that American men are the best looking in general and have the best sense of humor. I would rather talk to a hick from TN than someone from France. But chances are a French guy wouldnt be interested in a female in a first place...SO overall, American men are much preffered to men from other countries. *I do have a soft spot in my heart for Finns I don't have the same feelings about American women though. In my opinion, most are arrogant, self righteous, and spoiled. Most American women I have encountered are both cockteases and prudes. I guess its OK to look like you would fuck for a dollar, but cringe if a guy without a fat wallet talks to you. Also, most American women are too materialistic. In E

Men And Their Friggin Ways..grrrr
Why is it that men havet to be lil punk asses sometimes. Im so f@@king frustrated.grrrrrrrr. Someones confused so they just run off..What the fuck ever. WHERE THE HELL ARE THE REAL MEN AT? By the way Jimmy sucks ass.

Men And Women
Men and women each contain within them both hardness and softness. Men hide their soft sides, while women conceal their hardness. But it is only by reaching a balance between the two that we can become our true selves. - Me

Men Are Confusing
i don't get men. They act like they want u but won't commit. Then u got men who are clingy whiney and needy who won't leave u alone. Honestly i would rather have a guy that hardly gave me affection then a guy who smothers me. Can't they just meet somewhere in the middle? I mean come on girls meet in the middle. I just don't understand. I went from a guy who showed very little affection except in the bedroom to a guy who is clingy and sissyfied. I tried to tell him but he just whines its so annoying. Let me know any females opinion on this if you agree disagree or what u prefer

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus...
but we both live here on Earth. I am a male and sometimes think as one...thinking it would be nice if we all starting thinking more non-gender wise and deal with people as the wonderful human beings they are...just an offbeat thought.

Men Are Dogs!! (wrote By Me!!)
MEN ARE DOGS!! You walk by the pet shop (the pound) & think he's soooo cute, i'll take him home, he looks innocent, RIGHT?? WRONG!! As soon as you get him home he's marking his territory- You know those sexy boots your ex bought you: chewed up.. You take him to the vet but he convinces you he's got all his shots.. You can't get him to stop barking all night long, yet he naps all day.. He never wants to play when you want to & hey isn't he the one who's supposed to be doing the fetching.. He always wants his meal at the same time, served in his "special" bowl & not that dry either, he only eats the expensive wet food.. When you go out & leave him alone you never know what kind of mess your going to come home to & what things of yours he's been through, & ruined.. He never wants to wear his collar or tags.. When you take him for a walk, he's always looking at everyone who walks by, but if anyone even glances your way he begins to growl & wants to bite.. When you have a friend

Men And Women
Men and Women ( a little bit mature) Category: Writing and Poetry Why can’t men and women get along a lot better, I knew a couple that married at 18 and spent 70 years together, and they said it was due to a beautiful love letter. There are couples that can read each others thoughts every day, Even their non verbal communications let them have their say. So it’s possible to to have a lifetime of love, As long as you treat each other with a feathery glove. Let’s not go into why relationships work or end up in divorce, Because we are wired differently and male and female minds take their own course. And I am not going to touch relationships that end in battery, Verbally berating is not a cute form of flattery. But lets discuss reasons that makes our brains go bust, And why some never find love before their bones turn to dust. One aspect is moving to quickly from the first touch of lust to the wedding date,

Men And Women
Men and Women - A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs. - A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need. - A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. - A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. - A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot. - To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. - Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. - Women somehow deteriorate overnight. - A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. - A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does. - Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die. - Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same

Men Are Stupid, Stupid, Creatures
Fresh from the shower, a friend of mine's wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to him that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it was not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, he told her, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?', she asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years', he replied. Puzzled, she stopped rubbing and asked, 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' My friend is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid, man.

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus??
We all know about the theory that MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS but after careful research we have come to conclusion the facts are not true. We now know the truth and want to share it with all of you. WOMEN ARE FROM MARS AND MEN ARE FROM PEENUS. We have found the leader of Planet Peenus and he has confirmed our findings. As usual please rate all the pictures in the folder and then rate/fan/add all the residents of Planet Peenus. If the resident is already on your friends list please leave a comment telling them you are moving to Planet Peenus where all the fun is. Our Leader has made the official drink of Planet Peenus Vodka & Red Bull so please make sure Our Leader has his share. A drunk leader is a happy leader. Click on the link below to visit Planet Peenus. WOMEN ARE FROM MARS MEN ARE FROM PEENUS

09/26/08 - Men At Work - I Come From A Land Down Under (vegemite Edition)
SONG VERSION BELOW I Come From A Land Down Under - Men At Work LYRICS BELOW Traveling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said, Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover. Buying bread from a man in brussels He was six foot four and full of muscles I said, do you speak-a my language? He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich And he said, I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover. Lying in a den in bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty? And he said, Oh! do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah) Where women glow and

Men At This Age Have The Best Sex Lives
Men, look forward to your 50th Birthday! The big 5-0 is quite likely to be the dawn of the best sex you'll eva have in your life. That's the word from researchers in Norway and the United States, who have determined that while older men do have more problems with a lower sex drive and impotence, men in the their 50s are more likely to have a better sex life than men in their 30s and just as satisfying as men in their 20s. WHY? A man in his 50s is more adjusted to what he wants out of life and is less concerned about his sexual performance. He's confident and that translates into a spectacular time in bed. For this study, nearly 1,200 men aged between 20 - 79 answered a questionniare by postal mail in which they rated their sexual satisfaction with their sex life. A "4" was a good sex life with good sexual function and no problems; a "0" was a bad sex life with limited or sexual function. Men's sexual satisfaction by age: Men in their 20s: 2.79 Men in their 30s: 2.55 Men in

Men And Women's Interpertations
1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?(they don 't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?(don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are

Men And Their Games
I hate when men have to play games with me. I had one that wanted me to take my NSFW pics down because he was jealous of the other guys that saw them. Then he turned into a royal asshole because I did not want a relationship with him after I told him I needed time. I was not playing any games with anyone, but he insisted I was. Thanks Eddie. Then, I tell a friend how I feel about him. I can understand saying lets just stay friends,ok. But he had to lie to me. And its apparent now that I was a piece of ass because thats the only times I saw him. So Im done with games. Go play them somewhere else.

Men Are Confusing
Hey ladies! Do you ever get told women are confusing, well men are just as confusing if not more. They say they want one thing and when we give it to them, guess what that was not really what they wanted. They say and you agree to a booty call, but then they are trying to put rules to the booty call. Who the hell has rules if you are a booty call. The only rule I can even think of for a booty call is wear a hat. Then they say I want a relationship, but then when you want it, we happen to have forced them into a relationship. Men need to quit PMS'ng and leave that to us ladies. Don't get me wrong I love men, but hell, can't they just be truthful. Tell us what you want and quit playing games. But if you are going to play games, be prepared to lose.

Men Are Like....
For all those men who say, 'Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.' Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips 6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature 9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion 10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while 11. Men are like S

Men And Women
In another life, I get hit for advice on the daily. I always hear the same problem, too. 'My husband isn't romantic.' 'My wife doesn't fuck me.' Well, do you have sex regularly? 'Yes, twice a week.' What kind of sex is it? 'Um, well, he...uh...goes down there, and um, kisses it, and then I assume the missionary position and we climax together.' How long does it take when he gets in the missionary? 'Um, a couple minutes.' Okay, how long did it take when he was giving you oral sex? '...ten or fifteen minutes, I guess' Sometimes I hear this without the oral sex, too. At least 70% of the time, it's women receiving and not giving as much. And before anybody gets big nipples and says 'I'm the exception', if you're the exception, then obviously this does not apply to you, so ignore this portion and give me some examples of dicks and pussy that would be insulting. For the ladies it does apply to (and you know who you are) stop being selfish in the Felatio region; branch out, but

Men And Women In The Service!!
To the Men and Women that fight for our Country This is for you.. Albums for each branch of service.. I am collecting Men and Women of each branch of Service and placing them in their right full folders to be honored and admired by the masses.. Air Force Army Marines Navy All pics submitted will be ripped so that the link is easily accessible to your profile. If interested in being a part of this, just PM me with the following info.. *Link to pic you would like ripped in to album, should be in uniform. *Branch of Service. *Time served. *Where are you currently stationed? (If you would like known) Albums will be closed until I get some links inserted in the albums so please be patient.. Thank you to all those stationed here at home and abroad for what you do no matter the duties you perform, they are all appreciated. MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~

Men Are Like..
1. Men are like ........ Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .. Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ...... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking S

Men And Women
we all know men are visual creatures. we're hardwired that way. one gauge of mans emotional maturity and stability is where he goes after he sees something that he likes. does he try to get to know the person behind the pretty face? does he try and touch her mind to see if they are compatible. does she laugh his jokes. does her heart reach out to him when he stumbles over a word. (i know i am jumping back and forth on this, but thats the way my mind is working right now.) does she smile when he makes a goofy face. does she feel the need to try and get physically closer to him when they are just sitting and talking. does she call and say i just needed to hear ur voice. if the man has explored who the woman is, after he has been initially attracted to her because of her physical attributes, if he has smelled the sweetness of her soul, if he has seen the brilliance of her mind, if he has been overwhelmed by the warmness of her heart, if he has explored and touched her mind, spirit and hea

Men Are So Bitchy........
You know you here men all the time referring to us women as bitches, saying that all we do is bitch. But come on and gimmie a fucking break. All my fucking husband does is bitch all the time. I get so sick of hearing it. Its always something I swear I think men have periods. Its like can't you just be fucking happy for one fucking day. Then you go to talk to them and its like literally talking to the wall.....

Men And Women
The difference between men and women is virtually nothing. The only reason we think there is a difference is because men don't talk and women talk to much. Both are searching for the same thing. That love to last a life time. Those who say they aren't are the ones that have been disappointed with past relationships or figure they will never find it anyway so why bother. If you finally give up looking for that love of your life, you take the attitude that it doesn't matter and it's not what you want anyway because than your not to disappointed when it doesn't happen. If you want to find someone that you will love the rest of your life, and they will in turn love you the rest of their lives, the key is stop looking for a certain person. There really are no match made in heaven. God doesn't sit there with a pencil and say let's see, Ken would be a perfect match for Barbie. (or if he does, he sure has a peculiar way of going about it) I have heard women say that they just

Men And Women (a Friend Wrote This)
Many people have questioned preference my in women. Wondering what is it that like, what catches my eye and what turns me on. Well although that sounds like a easy answer, its not. It is as perplex as understanding how the pyramids were constructed. I am attracted to several things depending on the woman. There is nothing more attractive than confidence, personality and intelligence. A woman with a strong mind is a great thing. And even greater than that is a woman with a strong mind and nice curves. Some people may say that looks is not everything and physical attraction is superficial. I say; maybe thats right for what motivates them. But as for me, I have to have a woman that is pleasing to my eye. I want to be attractive to that woman when she is sleep, when she is just waking up and on her worst day. Now that doesn't mean she has to be what america has deemed as being pretty but she has to be what I like. It's not just about the size of her backsi

Men Are Like...
1. Men are like... Laxatives~ They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like... Bananas~ The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like... Weather~ Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like... Blenders~ You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like... Chocolate Bars~ Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like... Commercials~ You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like... Department Stores~ Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like... Government Bonds~ They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like... Mascara~ They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like... Popcorn~ They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like... Snowstorms~ You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like... Lava Lamps~ fun to look at, but not very bright 13. Men are like... Coffee~The best ones a

Men And Sh!ts
this is more of a question right now than a blog... why is it that guys wait until we are in a hurry to leave, are like 2 minutes from walking out the door. then it HITS them... they have to shit? *bangs head*

Men And How They Respond To Women!
Ok i want to try and understand somethings here. what is it about most men and these so called boundary issues? Why do most men act like its so wrong t have us up under them lol. Why can we as women not be able to show full affection to our men? Why be in a relationship if you dont want to be affectionate sometimes. i love a Man who knows how to be a Man and yet still be sensitive when i need it. or if i need a hug after i had a bad day or bad news, or maybe even a back massage. it would be so nice to be rubbed down. I dont understand why as a woman im practically being forced not act like one. is it only because of the sex or maybe the looks that covers it all? Or, is it that most men should just be alone. if the main thing that keeps you happy goes into your pants pocket, then maybe i misjudged my whole relationship! PLEASE HELP TO UNDERSTAND THIS COMMENTS PLEASE

Men And Women Dating
After long thoughts and considerations for both sexes, I have come up with some practical ideas for dating. For the most part some men and women believe that attraction by appearance is chemistry, but it is not. It is actually, lust. Yes, I said, lust. But my question is this. How many times during the day does anyone feel this kind of "chemistry" as we call it? Satisfaction is hard to fulfill if the desire is not supported appropriately. Who is the right person for you or for me? There is no such person as Mr. Right or Ms. Right. You have to consider paring up with someone who brings balance to your life. The exchange is 100% to 100%. The 50/50 cliche is unacceptable and presents only half of a person's effort. When last I checked 50% was an F on the grading scale. My thing is this, before you go attaching yourself to someone, consider your intents, motives and overall agenda. Why?, is the question in every case. Remember, chemistry is lust, not a way of expressing actual interest in

Men Are Just Happier People
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument.

Men Are Like........
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4.. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Men And Women Of Chemisty
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol. Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Often un

Men Are Like ?
“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.” “Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks “A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him “No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry” Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot “The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs” Laughin.......sorry the devil made me do it hahahahahhahah

Men And Shopping
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips toWal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring andpreferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the localWal-Mart:Dear Mrs. Samsel,Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite acommotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have beenforced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillancecameras.1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people'scarts when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to thewomen's restroom.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her

Men Are Just Happier People
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS

Men And Their Weird Lists
So I just got home from a night out for my friend's birthday (was a disaster...long story) and before we got there she was explaining to her boyfriend's friends hwat we looked like, and apparently when she describe me as 'Chinese' to the guys they were all like 'Yeaaaaa!!!' Her exact words were...to put it bluntly: 'They all want to f**& you'. I was like...'excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?'. How rude. Apprently it's something they've always wanted to do...sleep with a Chinese/Asian girl. :\ Mumm within a blog. Is that slightly racist or not? Weirdo's.

Men Are Freaking Slobs
Men Are Freaking Slobs If detergent commercials have taught us anything, it's that the female nose is so highly evolved that it can pick out the stench of sweaty gym socks from a thousand paces. And once she has the scent in her delicate nostrils, a real woman cannot rest until the malodorous insult has been found, eliminated and replaced with a Linen Tides Breezy Cotton Fluff-n-Fresh (Now With Real Strawberries!) scent. Their men, meanwhile, can wear the same sweat-stained T-shirt for a week, and will let garbage pile up in the kitchen until somebody calls the health department. But that's loco right? It's like saying women were predisposed toward cleaning up after men or something, which is totally whack. She LIVES for this shit. What Science Says: Women really are better sniffers than men. This is despite there being no physical differences between the male and female nose or the number of receptors they have. Not only are women better at detecting smells, but studies have

Men And Women
Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. ... Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked! Now Men .... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the heck out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner With.

Men And Women
QUOTABLE QUOTES Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last. -Remy de Gourmant (French writer) A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks. A woman loses hers after four kisses. -H.L. Mencken When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. -Warren Farrell (Psychologist) Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. -B. Johnson Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? -Carrie Snow I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a

Men Are Assholes
EVER WONDER WHY WOMEN WHO HAVE HAD A BAD RELATIONSHIP WITH SOME LOSER, ALWAYS MAKE THIS QUOTE "all men are assholes" but what they dont relize they all knew what they were getting into before they even got involved......but i do agree, there are some assholes, but dont put ALL in the same group

Men And Women That Cheat Or Lies About Everything
You know alot of people come on here to sit back and relax and just take the pressure off of themselves. But others are just on here to see how much attention they can get or how many men and women they can con ..Most con others into sending them money or even just buying them things then they dont want nothing to do with them.. come on people thats called USING others..I'm on here to make friends, level up and sometimes play a game of solitaire..I'm not in here to use others , cheat on men or lie to people..If you have to lie to people go to site where they have a liars club.. Some say I love you to you.. well most of those don't even know what love is..They dont like themselves very much so their on here to make some others not like themselves much either..well I'm a strong person and I will survive the heartaches ive endured and I will move on and I know there are true honest people out there looking for the same things I am looking for..and if your intuition ever tells you somethin

*menace* Five Finger Death Punch
OH YEAH, FUCK IT! YEAH!I've got a killer's bloodRunning deep inside my veins (Down in my veins)Don't expect you to understandI was born without a name (Your name)I see right through youYour opinions are a fucking joke (*laughs*)I'll crucify you on a silver spoonI hope you choke!I'm tired of trying to please the worldThat spins around me.This time I'm doing it for meAnd me alone.I don't need anyoneDon't think I ever did.Not trying to be selfishJust doing what I know...I'm a MENACE! (RIGHT?!)I'll break the fuck awaySwear to god that I don't care (I swear to Christ)I'll die a lonely death'Cause I know that life ain't fair (Ain't fair at all)I can't pretend that I am someone that I

Men And Their Twig And Berries
I am just as naughty as anyone I have ever found....but seriously....if I have never talked to you....the last thing I want to see is your dick. Someone checks out my profile, I go for a visit to theirs. Take a gander at their pics and bam! Cock shots. Like really? Just out there for the world to see. It's rather pathetic. At least leave something to the imagination. If I have already uncovered the package without the buildup.....boring!!! To top it...most dicks look the same. Some are smaller, some are bigger, some are wider, and some are just plain pitiful..but the basic form is always the same. I'm not going to look at your dick and say oh damn, that makes me want to touch myself. And any girl who tells you that....is probably lying to you. Haha. May sound silly, but what makes me want to touch myself...seduce my mind. No hey baby...no hey sexy...or any of that shit. Fuck, if I want to be talked to like a prostitute, I'd put myself on the street corner and charge idiots f

Men And There Double Stanards
I WONDER SOMTIMES AT THE STUPIDITY OF A DOUBLE BLADED KNIFE IN WHICH SOCIOTY DECIDES TO JUDGE PEOPLE ....WILL SOMEONE EXPLAINE THE RULES OF DICTATE THAT SAYS IF A MAN TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT THAN HE IS A "SEXY SUM BITCH" BUT IF A WOMAN DARE SHOW EVEN A HINT OF BREAST OR CLEAVEGE THAN SHE IS CALLED SLUT,WHORE,TRAMP,TROLLOP AND FLOZZIE AMONG OTHER NAMES, WHY IS IT THAT A MAN CAN SLEEP WITH NUMROUS FEMALES AND BE CALLED A FUKKIN STUD WHILE IF FENALES SLEEP WITH A CERTIAN NUMBER OF MEN WE ARE AGAIN LABLED WHORE...SOME ONE EXPLAIN THIS SYSTEM TO ME HOW IS THIS FAIR HES A STUD MUFFIN AND IM A SLUT THOUGH HE BEDDED 3 TIMES THE PEOPLE I DID....HUMMMMM.MAKES A PERSON WONDER ...WHY IS IT THAT A MAN CAN PLANT THE SEED AFTER DOING THE DEED THE WOMAN CARRIES THE CHILD FOR NINE MONTHS GOES THREW THE PAIN AND AGONY OF CHILD BIRTH AND THE MAN TAKES HALF AND ALOT OF TIMES ALL THE CREDIT ...WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE ...YOU DIPED YOUR DICK IN ME SMILED WHILE YOU WAS DOING IT ...I DIDNT GET SHIT EXCEPT STREACH

Men Being Abused
On another site that I have a blog, a man that lives in Spain that has bantered with me for years on various blogs that I have written responded with the following remark to a recent blog: Abuse is not always in physical form. Mental abuse can be just as bad, or worse, if you ask me. There is no question that many women subject their men to mental abuse. It just is not reported on the same basis as physical abuse. Have a nice weekend and upcoming week. Wherein, I responded with the following: True, Arne, abuse isn't just in physical form. Men can suffer the physical and mental abuses from their intimate partner (whether that partner be a man or woman) just as easily as women can suffer the same physical and mental abuses from their intimate partner (whether that partner be a man or woman). Abuse really knows no boundaries; but, we know this much for sure -- abuse cannot be tolerated by anyone and everyone who is subjected to it should and can find help to overcome the de

Men Bashing! Lmao
Too funny!!! >One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- >shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to >me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" >"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" >He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma." >And they say blondes are dumb... >------------------------------------- > >A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the >happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." >------------------------------------- > > >"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out >of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I >mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your >money," she replied. >------------------------------------- >Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? >A: A rumor >-----------------------------------------------------

Men Beware
I am so irratated with men right now that I'm warning you to watch what you say to me....I'm pissed off at my ex for how irresonsible he is and how much hell he is putting me thru and most of all his children. I am sick of the bullshit and the lies and the manipulation. I am sick of the excuses. And then I guess because I want to take sexy pictures of me and post them on my page guys assume that I am the type of girl to get on here and cybor. I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!! I HAVE FEELINGS!!! I guess it takes too much effort and time to read a persons profile and find out what a person is about before asking to see a persons PRIVATE!! pics or sending a shoutout about what they want to do to my body. That is why I didn't want to talk yesterday and I am to the point that I am ready to delete my account if people can't grow up!!! I don't like to be rude but what else can I do? I do like the attention I get here on cherry tap and I like to hear the positive things guys think about me

Men Bashing
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. > Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, > > "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" > > "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" > > He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." > > And they say blondes are dumb... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, > > "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." > > The woman replies, "I'll miss you ..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, > > "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" > > "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Men Beware
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that

Men..be Careful With Your Secretary
Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone " Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "T

Men,boys, Pervs
I think its funny when guys come on here trying to hit on girls in fact i find it to be pathetic.. You see hi sweetie your so sexy or hot or lets meet i'll show you a good time, nice boobs,ass OH baby ect....Guys you really think thats a turn on ,maybe to a porn star but I even doubt that and girls what do you think that wants to make you give those guys your number maybe I'm old fashioned but I don't any girl is going to jump in bed with you cause you tell her she's sexy or has nice boobs. What ever happen to being a gentleman and wooing the lady of your dreams......feel free to comment

Men Blow Big Goat Balls
why is that a man says that he loves you but what he really means is that all i want to do if fuck you and then leave you to wonder what did i do wrong was it me was i really that bad will he ever call me......why do tey do that i hate it....they think that because they are men they can have what ever they want and get away with it.......i dont need men no matter how much they think i need them...i really dont...........i mean yes it is nice to be held sometimes but i dont need the pain that they causei am done with this shit......and the next guy that hurts me in any way shape or form i am going to take a dull rusty chease grater to his nuts.....i am just a little pissed if you didnt notice......any way that is besides the point men get your hopes up thinking that you can trust men again but you caint

Men Blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to all the guys who read this but right now I'm so not happy! Why is it men can think they can control someones life. I mean come one my ex tries to control my life and now my best friend is dealing with shit she shouldn't my god she just found out that the man she has been dating is cheating on her and she is 5 months pregnant with his child how could someone who supposedly loves someone do that. Control them and tell them that they love them and then turn around and cheat on them and think it's all a big joke omg you get someone pregnant you deal with it you don't cheat on them. Sorry im ranting but im so mad right now and i can't do anything about it other then sit her and be with her cause i don't want her alone. and it sucks cause im trying to move on with my life and we are both dealing with the same thing

Men & Breast Cancer
My sister in law.. my brother's wife called me this morning and told me my brother has breast cancer.. Yes.. men do get it and every man should be checked.. my brother found his in time.. but it can be fatal in men like it is in women.. so pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee get checked.. Now he has to go through chemo/radiation for it.. What is male breast cancer? Men possess a small amount of nonfunctioning breast tissue (breast tissue that cannot produce milk) that is concentrated in the area directly behind the nipple on the chest wall. Like breast cancer in women, cancer of the male breast is the uncontrolled growth of the cells of this breast tissue. Breast tissue in both young boys and girls consists of tubular structures known as ducts. At puberty, a girl's ovaries produce female hormones (estrogen) that cause the ducts to grow and milk glands (lobules) to develop at the ends of the ducts. The amount of fat and connective tissue in the breast also increases as girls reach pubert

Men, Boys & Guys Who In General Suck
Why is it when you meet aguy you get all excited thinking this could really go somewhere , and after a couple days of talking they turn out to be jerks why do guys always do that, ugh. I mean all i want to do is meet a great guy who I could possible settle down with and instead I meet or chat or finding these douch bag men who all they can think about is the breasts or the sex or if they are getting any tonight from you, so when you meet aguy d o you go with gut instinct or do you blow them off assuming they are ike every guy already out there? Do guys know there is more out there about a female then sex,now don't get me wrong sex is great but damn i want more then sex, i want to end my sleepless lonely nights, and wake up to have someone to eat breakfast with and make dinner for and be waiting there at night to get physical why is this so freaking hard ?????? Not to mention I am funny down to earth im not conceaded arrogant a gold digger or any of that and yet i still meet th

Men Blame Adam!!!
while sitting on a rock looking over the land in front of him, he lets out a sigh..."what is it Adam, why so bummed?" he hears from above... "Well " he says "you gave me all this (pointing around)which I am grateful for, but I have no one to share it with...and I guess i'm lonely" there was a moment of silience,and then hears...."hmmmm Adam,I see your point there and do understand, so I came up with some ideas" "I think I will create you a mate", the voice says... "to be beautiful, intelligent, gracious and loving"...Adam smiles... "Plus I think she will be great mother and a good cook" Adam smile widens..."She will keep the house spotless and make it into a home, and always be kind" And then the voice says"if we put our heads together we could come with some other options too" Adam is excited and jumping for joy, when he stops and ask...so whats this gotta cost me he asked the voice?....the voice answers back...not much,just an arm and a leg....Adam stands there with a puzzling look,s

Men Cant Win
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.. If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you are a wimp. If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If yo

Men Confuse Me
you know what i dont get , why men cant make a simple decision .and when they do make a decison its wrong or they change their mind and go back to the usual " i dont know what i want to do" i would rather someone say i never want to see you again then say i dont knwo why do guys do this?