One of my friend's gave this to me and i want to share it with all of my friends out there. Here it is:
MEN ARE LIKE
1. Men are like....laxatives...they irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like...bananas...the older they get the less firm they are.
3. Men are like...weather...nothing can change them.
4. Men are like...blenders..you need one, butyour not quite sure why?
5. Men are like...chocolate bars..sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for the hips.
6. Men are like...commercials...you can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like...department stores...their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like...government bonds...they take sooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like...masacra...they usually run at the first sight of emotion.
10. Men are like...popcorn..they satisfy you, but only for a while.
11. Men are like...snowstorms...you never know when their comming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like...lava lamps...fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like...parking spots.. all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
