Fubar Blog Posts 2

Matchbox Twenty - How Far We've Come
I'm waking up at the start of the end of the world, but its feeling just like every other morning before, Now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it's gone, The cars are moving like a half a mile an hour and I and started staring at the passengers who're waving goodbye can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time? chorus: But I believe the world is burning to the ground oh well I guess we're gonna find out let's see how far we've come let's see how far we've come Well I, believe, it all, is coming to an end oh well, I guess, we're gonna pretend, let's see how far we've come let's see how far we've come I think it turned ten o'clock but I don't really know then I can't remember caring for an hour or so started crying and I couldn't stop myself I started running but there's no where to run to I sat down on the street, took a look at myself said where you going man you know the world is headed for hell say all goodbyes if you've got

Match.com Commercial
* i in no way am affiliated with match.com* (Scene opens at a bar. The music is loud lights are flashin music is whalin away and our three charactors are having to scream their introductions) Brad: "Hi i'm brad, i am a pices who tends to impregnate women and leave them. I may tell you i love you from time to time and reveal small parts of my past and makeshift goals for the future… but that is really just to make sure that, after i move in with you you dont kick me out because we are "Connected" Kim: Oh hi i am kim, i am neurotic and quite clingy when we break up i will more than likely fake a pregnancy and sleep with all your friends while telling mine you physically abused me… Oh and this is my friend amy Brad 'Hi amy" Amy: Hi brad.. Oh kim. i am planning on getting really drunk one night and sleeping with brad, but never telling you about it Kim: Cool i figured it is allowed considering all the times I slept with your father in highschool

Matchbox 20 - Bent
If I fall along the way Pick me up and dust me off And if I get too tired to make it Be my breath so I can walk If I need some other love Give me more than I can stand And when my smile gets old and faded Wait around I'll smile again Shouldn't be so complicated Just hold me and then Just hold me again Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent If I couldn't sleep could you sleep Could you paint me better off Could you sympathize with my needs I know you think I need a lot I started out clean but I'm jaded Just phoning it in Just breaking the skin Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent Start bending me It's never enough I feel all your pieces Start bending me Keep bending me until I'm completely broken in Shouldn't be so

Matchbox Twenty - Bak 2 Gud
IZ NOTHIN, IZ SO NORMAL U JUS STAND THAR I CUD SAY SO MUTCH BUT I DOAN GO THAR CUZ I DOAN WANTS 2 I WUZ THINKIN IF U WUZ LONELY MAYBE WE CUD LEEF HER AN NO WAN WUD KNOE AT LEAST NOT 2 TEH POINT DAT WE WUD FINKZ SO EVRYONE HER, KNOWS EVRYONE HER IZ THINKIN BOUT SOMEBODY ELSE IZ BEST IF WE ALL KEEP IT UNDR R HEADZ I COULDNT TELL, IF ANYONE HER WUZ FEELIN TEH WAI I DOEZ BUT IM LONELY NAO, AN I DOAN KNOE HOW 2 GIT IT BAK 2 GUD DIS DOAN MEEN DAT, U OWN ME DIS AINT NO GUD, IN FACT IZ FUNNY AS HELL BUT THINGS WERKD OUT JUS LIEK U WANTD 2 IF U C ME OUT U DOAN KNOE ME TRY 2 TURN UR HEAD, TRY 2 GIMIE SUM ROOM 2 FIGURE OUT JUS WUT IM GOIN 2 DO AN EVRYONE HER, HATEZ EVRYONE HER 4 DOIN JUS LIEK THEY DO IZ BEST IF WE ALL KEEP DIS QUIET INSTEAD AN I COULDNT TELL, Y EVRYONE HER WUZ DOIN ME LIEK THEY DO BUT IM SRY NAO, AN I DOAN KNOE HOW 2 GIT IT BAK 2 GUD EVRYONE HER, IZ WONDERIN WUT IZ LIEK 2 BE WIF SOMEBODY ELSE EVRYONE HEERS 2 BLAME, EVRYONE HER GETS CAUGHT UP IN

A Match Made In Heaven
A conservative American woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback and they end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare herself. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman, but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

Matchbox 20 "bent"
If I fall along the way Pick me up and dust me off And if I get too tired to make it Be my breath so I can walk If I need some other love Give me more than I can stand And when my smile gets old and faded Wait around I'll smile again Shouldn't be so complicated Just hold me and then Just hold me again Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent If I couldn't sleep could you sleep Could you paint me better off Could you sympathize with my needs I know you think I need a lot I started out clean but I'm jaded Just phoning it in Just breaking the skin Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent Start bending me It's never enough I feel all your pieces Start bending me Keep bending me until I'm compl

Matches
Would you make out with me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] Hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No I look like.. [] A player [] a wife/husband [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser [] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you rather...? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [] Yes [] No

11/05/08 - Matchbox 20 - Unwell
SONG VERSION BELOW unwell - match box 20 VIDEO VERSION BELOW Unwell - Matchbox 20 LYRICS BELOW All day staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something Hold on Feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown And I don't know why [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be........me I'm talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train And I know, I know they've all been talking about me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow, I've lost my mind [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a l

Matchbox Twenty - If Your Gone (maybe Its Time U Come Home)
SONG VERSION BELOW 05-matchbox_twenty_if_youre_gone.mp3 - Matchbox 20 LYRICS BELOW I think I've already lost you I think you're already gone I think I'm finally scared now You think I'm weak, I think you're wrong I think you're already leaving Feels like your hand is on the door I thought this place was an empire Now I'm relaxed, I can't be sure I think you're so mean I think we should try I think I could need this in my life I think I'm scared I think too much I know it's wrong, it's a problem I'm dealing If you're gone, maybe it's time to come home There's an awful lot of breathing room but I can hardly move If you're gone, baby you need to come home, oh come home There's a little bit of something me in everything in you I bet you're hard to get over I bet the room just won't shine I bet my hands I can stay here I bet you need - more than you mind I think you're so mean I think we should try I think I could need this in my life I thin

Matchmakers Are Perhaps Only Good For Starting Fires.
I’m supposed to go on a date with someone I met through a professional matchmaking service. As with most dating services, it’s free for women. And as with most free things, you get what you pay for.Michelle, the matchmaker, called to tell me about my match a few weeks ago. She gushed, describing him as a really great guy, and said she thought we would have a lot in common. “He bought a plane, because he really likes to travel.”I like to travel. But owning a plane? Is that really necessary?It turns out he also owns a chain of gas stations, so fuel economy is the least of his concerns. And, as it turns out, the bulk of his concern rests with finding a good television station. While we talked on the phone, getting to know one another, he flipped channels, telling mewhat was on television. I explained to him that this was the first time in years that I actually have a television. And that I have turned it on precisely once. To see if it worked. It does. I even vow

Matchmaker - Choosing The Right Matchmaker
Matchmaker - Choosing the Right MatchmakerBy Allan Tane With so many people offering help in helping you build relationships, it can get tricky when it comes to choosing the right kind of a matchmaker. Hence, you need to know all your options before you come to a final decision regarding the matchmaker that will work out for you. Only once you have done your research and chosen the right one will you be happy about your decision. Firstly, there are the sleuths of traditional matchmakers that have mushroomed all over the city. These local matchmakers are pretty efficient, and depending on their coverage, they might even have extensive options for you to choose from. In fact, if you look at it from a historical viewpoint, you will observe that the local matchmakers have a very high success rate that cannot be easily matched by anyone else, regardless of their operating medium or coverage. Before technology made its breakthrough in the world of dating, these matchmakers were already b

Match.com...too Funny!
Hi Aryes517 I work in the marketing department for Match.com and wanted to present an opportunity to you that we think you would be great for. Do you want to be filmed on a first date with someone you are interested in meeting from Match.com? These dates are light, fun and truly illustrate how exciting it can be when you give Match.com a try. So, if you're feeling spontaneous, we want to hear from you! To see examples of First Dates we've recently filmed, visit www.youtube.com/matchusa If you're interested in participating, please let me know ASAP so that I can give you more information involving next steps. Also, please send the following to be considered: 1. A recent picture of yourself 2. Phone number to reach you 3. First and last name Thanks! Lauren Filipski Match.com Marketing

Matching Skills For Different Type Of Women
People said that "not more than three kinds of body color match clothing", this statement is not comprehensive. If you prefer, you can wear more than one hundred kinds of colors, as long as you know how to put these color coordinated together. It can’t be understood as only one color, one kind of fabric or a style, but to coordinate the whole body of all the various different colors, fabric so that make them have significant relevance, thus producing a concentrated feeling. This requires that the wearer shouldn’t ignore the details of the options, including shoes, hats, jewelry, bags, tables, coats, socks and other colors with upside down causing disharmony resulting scattering. Only with the clearly style, focused picture, is comfortable, coordinated and beautiful. Get rid of black color of your body because they are not a color, and check how many of the rest of the colors and check whether these remaining a correlation between colors (special pay attention to bags, s

Mate And Me
good moaning everybody! lol today is still gray... raining a lil bit :) what can i say? i love it!!!! lol it makes me kinda.. grrr :D you know ;) well, work is being quiet, not much to do, appart from installing everything back to my desktop computer (remember yesteday i did a format and installed w2k3 server) i have some more work to do but i'll be around here :) right now i'm drinking mate, here is a pic of it that i found on the net :D i uploaded pics, and few of my new sandals, lol i love them!!! :D and someone very lucky saw me on cam last night wearing them mwahahaha... ahhh i'm enjoying this again :) and i'm loving it... yesterday night i promised to post new pics, and i only uploaded few, so tonight i'll post few more but for the ones that still didn't see my new ones (the ones of the kisses, etc) then stop by now now now now!!!:D:D:D:D lots of love! Maria ps. i love those teddies!

Mate Match - Wbam F Radio / Chicago
If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then there's something wrong with you... Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the Windy City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match? Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.

Mates Of Eternal Destiny .. Pt 1 & 2
Mates of Eternal Destiny... Pt1 There stood a man... known to many as a predatorial monster... To all others the master. He stood forth as the mighty one and lord to all. None could defeat him in any kind of form they faced him in. There was a woman... seen a sweet and kind... She stood forth as a great warrior and mother. What was it that made this man and woman alike, Was seen in the mystery of Darkness and Light. Many if not all feared this man. As much alike they as well feared this woman. Those who did not know of what to come, were going to meet another as brave as he. What was about to come of this was future domination, none could even fathom. Mayham and destruction. Massacistic sexual desires. Fearless sedutive motives. A top his world he stood alone... with many who wished to follow. The Lord and Master of his Domain. A top her world she stood alone... with many who desired to follow. The Lady and Lethal Mistress of her domain. Soon th

Mates Of Eternal Destiny .. Pt. 3 & 4
Mates of Eternal Destiny...Pt.3 The beginning was to come once the King and Queen became as one... Bringing with them was a force to be reckoned with with such furocious passion. What they shared, every last being begged for. What they stood for, each and every last mortal prayed would not be. Looking to his Queen with such pride that he finally completed what was intended to be.. Looking back to her King with rage and fury... a very devious grin played upon her lucious lips. Time stopped... froze. Became what they controlled, destroying the entire human race. Their power was unstoppable. They were death defying creatures of darkness... With only thing in mind aside of how they felt for each other... Expression of emotions created such an erotic sensation deep with their souls. Once two seperate souls.. roaming the lands alone... in search for the same thing. Once to feel as if no one could ever come into their domain and placing themselves where they found each other

Material
Figured I'd try some of my material on here. Realization Okay, everyone has those memories from childhood, when they just couldn't take their parents anymore. It maybe brief, but you just can't stand them for that moment. Man my moment was with my mom. My mom and her damn peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches. I always had to fix them. Come on you remember this, your parents all of a sudden lose the ability to move once you become 10! They ask you to get the remote when it's right at their feet! Anyway, My mom had this thing for peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches, It was crazy cause she always wanted them a certain way...more peanut butter than jelly. She complained everytime I did it, But it's cool, you're 10 so your ulitmate goal in life then is to please your mom. So one night I'm in the kitchen makin her a sandwich. I'm all proud cause this time I was going to make it fuckin' perfect! So I get out the peanut butter, and a big ass spatula so I can make sure I layer the

Mates Of The Soul (to Toyboy)
I found a friend Who knew everything I felt he knew my every weakness And the problems I've been dealt he understood my wonders And listened to my dreams he listened to how I felt about life And knew what it all means Not once did he interrupt me Or tell me I was wrong he understood what I was going through And promised he'd stay long I reached out to this friend To show him that i care To pull him close and let him know How much I need him there I went to hold his hand To pull him a bit nearer And realized that this perfect friend I found Was nothing but the best

Mateing
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

Mate Math
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must lov

Materbation
She stared in through the bedroom window at his naked body and the huge erection between his legs. It was long and hard as his hand stroked up and down in a slow rhythmic motion. He held a magazine in his other hand and was gazing at it intently. Probably thinking of having one of the sluts in the magazine sucking his cock or fucking him doggie style, she thought. She'd never seen such a big cock, and she'd never had she seen a man jack off before. She continued to stare...fixated on his cock as it became more swollen as he stroked faster. His balls were tight against his body and he was now stroking very fast. He laid the magazine down on the bed and she could see the beautiful woman whose picture he had been staring at...She had big full breasts and long blonde hair...her butt was in the air in one pose and she was standing in the other. He started to moan - and his stroking was furious now, up and down his hand went pulling the skin on his big dick and

Mateo
For my Mateo The sadness will ease You will find your dreams Open your eyes And you will see What you truly mean to me You are always in my prayers I worry about you the most Your smile is fading A lot is changing It's what life is Constant disaray You will battle it well Put a smile on your face Get your ass in gear no pitty parties You're a man Who understands What life has given you Don't wallow in your self Find the silver linning Lean on me if you need I'll always be here for you I love you like no other You are my favorite brother So quit your pissing and moaning Cuz it Thizz what it iz!

Maternity Clothes Already???
March 5th- (About 7 weeks) I got out of the shower today and started getting dressed. Low and behold my jeans are very tight! Im already cramping I dont need to not be able to breathe, so I went into the closet and dug out the maternity jeans. I have smaller ones for when you first start showing and then the huge ones for when you look like a beach whale. So I am a little concerned that Im gaining enough weight in the second month to need bigger jeans. I dont look pregnant in regular clothes but when I put on maternity clothes I do. So I guess im sticking with maternity because Id rather look pregnant than fat. My worries about the weight gain are minimal now because I remembered that not only is this my 3rd child in 3 years which my body isnt fully healed so it stretches back out faster, but I also have gestational diabetes which makes me gain weight off of water. If I can handle the 102 lb I gained form Isabelle and almost lose most of it before getting pregnant with Joe im confident

Materialism
Is it just me or has the world gotten more materialistic and all people think about is money? I'm always hearing, "Hey Timmy you still owe me $20" or "When are you gonna repay me that $10" or "You still have my tools you borrowed 5 years ago". Man, what is with people?

Materialistic
Materialistic One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!" The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

Materialism
Yah, I do the whole reppitition thing. I say the same thing over again using different words and examples for several pages. If people don't quite get it by the end of the paper, they probably ain't going to. America’s Materialism- Crafted by the socially acceptable prejudice against the “ have-nots “ An American child’s first words are generally object words. They learn the names of things, rather than descriptions of them, or actions people take. A psychology teacher I had asked the class why children first learned object words before they learned other words. My answer was that it was because we live in a materialistic society. The “ real “ answer was that we emphasize these important words at the enc of sentences with our voices. The question I didn’t ask, ( because it’s a brutal process trying to ask this teacher questions ) is why do we emphasize object words at the end of our sentences instead of descriptive words, or action words when talking to children??

Maternal Love; Life; Death
THE BEARER OF LIFE, A SOURCE OF STRENGTH, THE BOOGEYMAN VANQUISHER, THE BOO-BOO MENDER, YOUR ABSOLUTE #1 PUBLIC DEFENDER, YOU ARE HER BABY NOW AND FOREVER, SHE RAISED YOU TO KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG, SHE LIFTED YOU UP WHEN YOU WEREN'T STRONG. SHE IS THE WIND IN YOUR SAILS, PUSHING YOU TO GO FURTHER AND FURTHER, SHE IS YOUR #1 FAN, FRIEND, HERO, YOUR MOTHER. THIS POEM IS WRITTEN FOR ALL MOTHERS. IT IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF: Mrs. Catherine Bailey Parsons 1921-2005 May Your Soul Rest In Eternal Peace.

Maternal Retard
Today one of my assistants brought in his 3 month old son to work. This is the first time that I had seen the baby and the first time that I had held a baby in my arms in probably 4 years. It was definitely a strange feeling. I was a little scared. I had to ask my assistant if I was holding the baby right. It was at that moment I realized… I’m 33 and I’m embarrassed that I had to ask how to hold a baby. Oh my god. There was a point in my life where holding a child was natural to me. My friends had kids and I had spent plenty of time around babies. Now my friend’s kids are driving. Did I miss the fucking boat here? How do you not know how to hold a baby??? What the fuck is wrong with me? Am I some kind of maternal retard? I mean the dogs not dead so I must have some kind of ability to take care of something/someone. Right?

Material
how many times must i say it you never listen.. i can only ask so much.. i know its my fault... the blame game at its best. ripped into pieces and melted on the hot summer sidewalk. i saw your expression. i wasnt surprised. walk away as quick as you can dont worry about me im not looking back. you dont comprehend but i dont care ill get the last laugh keep standing there. still in time you wont last , on my own two feet fuck your past. like a stranger off the street, weve never met.. id like to live with no regrets. with your smirk and your smile trying to irritate me your trying to get under my skin.. it doesnt phase me. as i turn to walk away the touch on my hand.. its so cold , and lifeless. i understand

Mate For Life
Did you know that eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was OK but all the dove would say is 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!' Well, this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was great but all the loon would say is, 'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. Th

Material Is Nothin
Life is not a race To see who wins To see Who gets first place So many people are busy Going here and there They take no time to notice The beauty That is out there Places to go and people to see Always Running so it seems A job to do And bills to pay No time To enjoy the day Material Things are what your after But is there happiness There In the things you own Do you find comfort there No time to enjoy A Family meal No time to sit and talk Life moves to fast for Any of this No time to enjoy the sunshine Or even the rain You day passes by in a blur Because your busy again You get up And start again No time once again For family or Friends Money to make Big fancy cars And houses to buy You have your goals Set to high Sure those things are nice But love Is so much nicer A car cant hug you Or calm your fears A house is lonely With no one else Living there Stop and smell the roses

'mate Match'
One of my Aussie friends sent this to me and I thought I'd share a laff with u. Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?' Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.' DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're

Maternity And Newborn Photography
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Materialistic...yep..that's Me :s
Your Expression Number is 8 Driven and ambitious, you have the potential to reach great things. You're both good with money and good at getting things done quickly. You are an excellent leader and a great judge of character. Full of energy and confidence, you undertake projects that seem impossible. Dependable and determined, you are able to understand the bigger picture. Even if you are not in a position of power right now, it will fall to you. At times, you can be very materialistic - and obsessed with status and power. While this isn't always a bad thing, you sometimes take it to the extreme. In order to be truly happy, you must balance the material and spiritual in your life. What's Your Expression Number?

Material: A Flamenco And Etude Opus 2
The flamenco, for the most part is completed...the etude is coming good...I have been wanting to record a little of the flamenco and put it up as a preview...upon completing both, I may have enough for a pre-demo...

Maternity Leave From Fu
Ok so I dont know exactly how to tell you this without just being blunt and straight to the point. I'm getting emotionally exhausted and Im finding it harder and harder to stay on this site for that long. Its not that I don't love you all, because I do. I just cant seem to keep up with everyone. I feel a little like im failing you all because im not trying as hard to ask you how lite goes. I think its my time to take Mat leave from the fu, Ill drop in occasionally but like usual ill be a little flaky and just take off. Even writing this blog seems kind of daunting to me.. im seriously dragging my ass as i write it... kind of like scooting Well most of you know how to get a hold of me... tell witchie she will tell me... LMAO shes going to kill me for that. Honestly ill probably drop in every day but meh i doubt ill be here for long during those visits.. I love you all and i want to thank you for being such good friends. Putting up with the crazy that is me and reading some insa

Maternity Care
Just One Hospital Unbelievable! Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas, Texas is a fairly famous institution and for a variety of reasons: 1. John F. Kennedy died there in 1963; 2. Lee Harvey Oswald died there shortly after; 3. Jack Ruby, who killed Oswald, died there a few years later. On the flip side, Parkland is also home to the second busiest maternity ward in the country with almost 16,000 new babies arriving each year. (That's almost 44 per day-every day)! A recent patient survey indicated that 70 percent of the women who gave birth at

Maternity Wedding Ceremony Gown Get Trendy
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Mater Task8
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Life from a strictly mathematical viewpoint..., it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are g iving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E ! 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowl

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Mathematics From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kiss ing wi ll take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowl

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, a

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 1 8 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W -O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T -T-I -T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Att

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42 ; For I was hungry , you gave me no food. I was thirsty , you gave me no drink. 43 ; I was a stranger and you did not take me in, naked and you did not clothe me. sick and in prision , and you did not visit me. 44 ; then they also will answer him saying,Lord when did we see you hungry or thirsty,or a stranger or naked, or sick in prison and did not minister to you.? 45 ;Then He will answere them,assuredly I say in to you in as much as you did not do it to the least of one of these,you did not do it to me. 46 ; and theses will go away into the everlasting punishment,but the rightiousness eternal life :Amen!

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22 ; ; And whatever things you ask in prayer, beliving you will recieve ; 27 ; Jesus sad to them, neither will I tell you by what authority, I do these things; 22 ; 2 ;The kingdom of heaven is like a certain king who arranged a marraige to his Son, 3 ; And sent out his servants who were invited to the wedding and they were not willing to come. 4 ; Again He sent out the servants,saying tell those who are invited. , See,I have prepared my dinner, my oxen and my fatted cattle are killed, and all things are ready . Come to the wedding. 5 ; But they made light of it went their ways, one to his own farm, another to his business 6; And the rest seige is servants and, treated them spitefully and killed them. 7; But the King heard about it and He was furous ; and He sent out his armies, destroyed those muderers,and burned up their city ; 8 ; Then He said to the servants the wedding is ready, those who were invited were not worthy. 9 ; Theref

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10: And the Gospel must be preached to all the nations. 11 ;But when they arrest and deliver you up, do not worry before hand, or premeditate what you will speek. but what ever is given you in that hour , speek that, for it is not you who speek but the Holy Spirit. 12 ; Now brother will betray brother to death, and father his child; and children will rise up against parent and cause then to be put to death. 13 ; And you will be hated by all for My name sake, But he who endures to the end shall be saved. 14 ; So when you see abomination Of desolation spoken by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not,( let the reader undersatnd) then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains.

A Mathematical Viewpoint
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Math Question 3
Melanie buys 2.75 pounds of turkey, 3.5 pounds of Ham, 2.25 pounds of roast beef, and 0.75 pounds of bologna. How many total pounds of meat did Melanie buy? A)10.75 pounds B) 9.75 pounds C) 11.25 pounds D) 9.25 pounds

Math Grade
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today." His father replies, "What happened?" The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked me, 'What's 3 times 2', and I said '6.'" The father replies, "Well, that's correct." The boy says, "I know. Then she asked me, 'What's 2 times 3.'" The father then replies, "Well, what the fuck is the difference?" The boys says, "Well that's what I said!"

Math Teacher & Student
Maths Teacher : If you have 12 choclates and you give 5 to Jenny, 3 to Estell and 4 to Mira then what will u get???? ..... ....... ........ ......... Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!! .....EmOn

Math
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In short, everything They could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up t

The Math Of Life..
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you c

Mathematical Conundrum
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here��s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S��K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = a whopping 118%!!!! So one can then conclude with mathematical

Math Lesson
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today." His father replies, "What happened?" The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked me, 'What's 3 times 2', and I said '6.'" The father replies, "Well, that's correct." The boy says, "I know. Then she asked me, 'What's 2 times 3.'" The father then replies, "Well, what the fuck is the difference?" The boys says, "Well that's what I said!"

The Mathematician
There was this Mathmatics Professor, and he was not feelin' well with his mariage. One day, he e-mailed his wife and said, "Dear, you are 54, and there are some things that you just can't provide for me. I hope that you are not mad or offended by this letter, but by the time you read this, I will be in the Ridge Motel with my 18 yr old Student Assistant. I will be home tonight!" When he got to the Hotel, there was a fax there waiting for him that read, "Dear, you too are 54 yrs old, and I just wanted to let you know, that by the time you read this, the 18 yr old plumber that stopped to fix the drain and I are havin' an affair. Since you are such an esteemed Mathematics Professor, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 into 18! Don't wait up!"

Mathematical Veiwpoint
From a strickly mathematical viewpoint what equals 100%. what does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wounder about those people who say they are giving more than a 100%? How about achieving 101%? what equals 100%? in life? If abcdefghIJklmnopqrstuvwxyzis represented as 123456789 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 . THEN HARDWORK 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98% And KNOWLEDGE 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% But ATTITUDE 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% And Look how far the Love of God will take you .. LOVE OF GOD 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+6+7+15+4=101% So where is yours?

Math
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None", replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married? "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking!"

Math
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Kn

Math :)???
the manager of a firm was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.'

Math
1. Teaching math In 1958 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching math In 1968 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Math In 1978 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? 4. Teaching Math In 1988 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 & his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Math In 1998 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish & inconsiderate & cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our wood- lands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering

Math Solutions~~
A young man tutored his sweetheart maths, he thought of it as his mission, he kissed her once then once again and said "There, that's addition!" She took it upon herself to return the pleasant action, she kissed once and once again, smiled and said "and that's subtraction!" Now she'd learned the basics without too much complication, they kissed each other once, then twice, and said "that must be multiplication!" Meanwhile the young lady's father had this 'lesson' in his vision, he kicked that boy ten foot out the door and said "Then that is long division!"

Math Problem
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge wi

A Math One
My mom called me up today to ask me this There are 7 girls on a bus. Each girl has 7 backpacks. In each backpack is 7 female cats (momma cats) and each momma cat has 7 kittens. How many legs are on the bus? And for every smartass who will retort "none...there are no legs on buses.." the rest of us will know you just can't answer the question.

Math Tric:))
1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first six digits of your mobile number *(skip first zero)* 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer? Let me know the Answer, either correct or not

Math Problems
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 > yrs. experience. > Here is a little something someone sent me that is > indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out > Loud. > > This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like > this: > > What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more > than 100% ? We have all been to those meetings where someone > wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What > makes up 100% in life? > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help > you answer these questions: > > If: > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z > > is represented as: > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 > 24 25 26. > > Then: > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% > > > and > > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% > > But , > A-T-T-I-T-U-

Math Is Not Even Applicable. (1/25/08)
So I ran across the quintessential morning mumm, something about sex and swinging. Apparently, and I did not even know this, three people can somehow equal two couples. Anyway, our resident mathematics and swinging expert is really upset with me. **Name changed to protect ego** Learn2Math: Read the mumm before you comment it syas"three or more" ->Learn2Math: How could three ever be two couples? Learn2Math: READ IT it says three OR MORE ->Learn2Math: Yes, or, which means three is an option. Explain to me how three people are two couples? Learn2Math: yeah it also says USUALLY two couples it also can be a couple and a single which is three ->Learn2Math: See, now you're adding things. Just admit you're wrong and we can all go about our lives. Learn2Math: Look dumb ass read it again i did not add anything try some english comprehension ->Learn2Math: Sure you didn't. Look, I know this sort of humiliation is difficult to deal with, but at least it's only on the internet, righ

Math Quiz For The Ed Staff
MATH QUIZ FOR EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT STAFF Written by Myka Clark, published in JEN Volume 21, Number 4, August 1995 1. You are assisting a primary nurse with charcoal administration down an orogastric tube. The room measures eight feet by twelve feet. The patient starts to retch before the tube is pulled. Knowing that charcoal can spew out of a tube in a five foot radius (even with a thumb over the opening) and the stretcher is two feet wide, how many feet per second do you have to back up to get less charcoal on you than the primary nurse? 2. Doctor A picks up a chart out of the rack. S/he finds that it is a repeat patient with abdominal pain. Doctor A puts the chart back. Doctor B picks up the chart five minutes later and also returns it to the rack. Doctor A leaves the nurses' station heading south at three miles per hour. Doctor B leaves the nurses station for the doctors' lounge at five miles per hour. How long before the patient is at equal distance from Doctor A and Doc

Mathematical Equation For Love?
So, James packs my lunch in the morning. We're both on diets, and one of the ways that I'm working on it is to have food to eat that's not fast food... all day, every day. We also have this ongoing argument about who loves who more. I say I win. Well, in my lunch box today, there was a note card with this written on it: The equation and proof that I

Math Teacher Part One~
It was just like any other day for 20 year old Jason. He woke up, got dressed, went down for breakfast. Just before he got downstairs he heard his parents yelling again and his dad leave for work. His mom was sitting at the table drinking coffee and as he ate he asked her what was wrong...she said "Nothing...you know your father...when he is late he gets cranky". Jason shrugged and finished breakfast.On his way to the local university, Jason was just sort of daydreaming, not really paying attention to anything when he decided to cross the street...well, he should have paid a bit more attention because he walked right in front of a car coming down the road. Well the car almost stopped in time, just throwing Jason back a little bit...just enough to make him fall down. He got up and told the driver he was ok and apologized for daydreaming and walked away.When he was almost to school, he felt kinda weird, his head did not hurt even though he did hit it on the pavement, but it was kinda num

Math Teacher Part Two~
Brent blinked a couple times and finally came to his senses. He could not believe what he just saw. "You have to let me fuck her! You just HAVE to!". Jason looked at him and said "No way! She can suck you off, but *I* am fucking her." The went over to her, and Jason made her aware of their presence, but assured her it was ok. Brent sat himself on the edge of the desk, facing the black board. Jason sat in her chair so she could ride him as she sucked his friends cock. Both men were so excited that in no time at all they were ready to cum, and before they could, Mrs. C asked if they would do something for her...She assumed her previous position, lying on her desk, both boys standing over her. She had a cock in each hand, jerking fast. Each young man was pinching a nipple...She kept telling them to cum on her...cum on her big udders...cover her with young cum...well, that did it for the boys, and at almost the same time, they began to spray her with cum...they got cum from her belly to he

Mathematics .... Lol
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit that will put you over the top.

Math
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:what makes 100% what does it mean to give MORE than 100%? ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? we have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? what makes up 1005 in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:A BC DEFGH I J K L M N O P Q R S T U VW X Y Z1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26Than:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%And:K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=103%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T-2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%AND,look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%So one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close,and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over t

Math + Logic
Some Math +Logic: Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19

Math Trivia
Do you know that SEX can tell what your age is? Just do a simple Math.. How many times would you like to have sex in a week? (choose 1-9) Multiply your number by 2: plus 5: multiply it by 50 add 1758 then subtract your birthyear.. now you'll have a 3-digit number The first is the number of times you would like to have sex and the last 2 digits is your age.. :)

Math Heads Riddle
Slip Shodd was bragging about the ranch he had purchased, when Charles Pompuss commented that it was probably just a piddly little two horse farm. Slip thrust out his chest and replied, "My ranch, I'll have you know, has all horses but two, all cows but two and all sheep but two." How many animals does Slip own? as you were

Math
Hello! hari senin gua ngerjain ukk math yaAllah jujur ya itu gak susah susah banget malah biasa aja tapi gatau dah ntar nilai gua berapa-_-hhh banyak yg salah tau ya pgnya lumayan banyak terus essaynya salah 1 aaa pusing dah gua kalo bakalan remed terusnya biologi nilai gua kurang gua disuruh bikin daur ulang.oh feel like shit. udah tau gua gak bisa tapi ya mau gimana lagi namanya nilai yaudahlah dadaah

Mathematical Proof For Christianity Is Irrefutable
Some people won't accept proof for the Bible even when it is irrefutable. Man, by nature, is not very good at accepting the evidence which God has laid out for us. The bias against God and against the supernatural is so strong that even irrefutable evidence is viewed with suspicion and doubt. But,It is impossible that Christianity is not God's revelation of truth to man. Simply impossible. The math proves it beyond question. It doesn't take faith to believe that one plus one equals two, and it doesn't take faith to identify the religion which has mathematical certainty in its corner. God didn't have to give us mathematical proof of His existence, but He did it anyway. God didn't have to give us proof of Christianity, but He chose to do so. And God didn't have to give us proof of His love for us, but that is exactly what He did. The proof is irrefutable. I live in Texas. Imagine someone covering this entire state in silver dollars 6 feet deep. Then mark one coin and bury it anywhere

Mating Season
Subject: Mating Season > > Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods.All > of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small > cave."Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened > closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!" He then > tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. > The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all > about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, it > is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler > 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, > it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us." > Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the > cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, > there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He > also tore off his clothes and ran

Mating Season
in the words of the owl from bambi..everyone is freakin twitterpated. that's quite possibly the grossest/weirdest word ever. rawr! love is in the air at millersville and it fills my lungs and boy oh boy does it make me choke. maybe even gag sometimes. i'm hungry and sleepy. it's beautiful outside. stroll through the woods? picnic in a field? dinner on the beach? stargazing on a blanket? not for me. maybe some of you folks will be lucky enough. i'm not usually moody or pissed off...but idk. i just am, now. or lately. idk. discontent or discouraged or disappointed is a better way of phrasing it, i guess. whatev. i'm outtt

Mating Calls
So the other day I'm walking from my car to the mall, where I now work. I see Kim pull up, and she screams out the window, "Move out of the way, bitch!" I laugh, until the car behind her, which is occupied by two beaners, drives by. The passenger starts screaming what I'm assuming are obscenities at me en espanol. I stood there like a deer in headlights because I was 1. trying to translate and 2. completely in awe at the stupidity of the situation. I remember thinking, 'Did he just call me a puto?' Then I thought, 'No, he would have said puta, the feminine form.' So I remember being quite urked about this as I'm so offended when any asshole shouts something at me from a moving vehicle and thinks it's cute, but this time I was even more pissed because I couldn't translate and have time to think of some whitty Spanish comeback. Today: I hear the sound of some guy not really whistling but making that loud hissy air-blowing sound that guys do to get a girl's attention as if to attract

The Mating Call
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front said, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace

Mating Season
Indian Mating Season > > > > Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking > >through the woods. > > All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the > >mouth of a small cave. > > "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and > >listened > > Closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! > >Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. > > > > The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian > >what it was all about "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian > >replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see > >cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get > >an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for > >us." > > > > Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran > >up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" > >Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep > >inside. >

Matisyahu Won't Accept My Friend Request On Myspace--damn
THE LETTER I WROTE TO MATISYAHU ON MYSPACE--ME AND HIM WERE COMPARED MILLIONS OF TIMES--AND NOW HE'S BECOME WAY TOO BIG wow Ad'on Miller--what a change from the gentleman who played the Downtown 2 weeks before me 2 years ago--yeah--that was the peak of my career--for you it was just the start--your playing whatever and i'm playing late night open mic's on mondays-to a crowd of 5-7 drunken men-SOMETIMES HUNDREDS OF MILES FROM HOMEand you want to know something---i'll take that any day over what you got--you probably won't even get this cause you admitted you only check your myspace page out occassionally and your myspace webmaster will intercept this. 2 years ago--you requested my friendship -the day after i finished up arrangements for my show at the downtown-no you won't even accept my friendship request--that's just not right Mr. Matis---sorry

Mating
Hi again ive got 2 dogs both labs and both very good inbreed but i can't get them to mate and the bitch will be back in season this month i need to make them do the do has anyone got a clue how i can get them to do the do

Mating Currency?
96.4% of you will read this and think "WTF??" and really....who cares? But there is the Glorious 3.6% that will say "Hmmmm". So I kind of wanted to have my words marked because, I think I am on a path of internalizing the meaning of "Mating currency". We shall see if I was correct. Currency: a: Something (as coins, treasury notes, and banknotes) that is in circulation as a medium of exchange b: a common article for bartering c: a medium of verbal or intellectual expression Mating: DUH! (But for those who must.......) a: either member of a couple and especially a married couple b: either member of a breeding pair of animals When I hear the term "Mating currency"; things like...dating, flowers, engagement, jewelry, friendship, trust, honesty, committment... blah! blah! blah! comes to mind. But then again, so does the energy and connection between two people. I'm kind of confused so as we know, there is no method to my madness. I investigate my thoughts with no dir

Mating Rituals In The X
Today within the usually pleasant land of XHMH we saw the rare Djus Psychous preparing to reprocreate. The Djus Psychous is a strong yet quiet being and today we had a glimpse to how the Djus Psychous mates within his own familiar habitat. This has seemingly never been caught on camera before... He spots his pray, a pretty female just walking into his territory, immediately he starts making noises to please her. He shows her his wares and proves his dominance above the other males in the habitat... He gets her on his own, showing her interest and trying to put her under his spell... As he prepares to show of his delicate masculine features he starts to woe her with his charms, luring her into a false sense of security until she is under his spell and he may club her over the head and drag her back to his cave, where there, he will continue in his efforts of world domination by reproducing and creating more Djus Psychous.

Mating
Mommy Longlegs A father watched His young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled As he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears Formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of Nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and Stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had Captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders Mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question He replied, 'No dear, both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then Took her foot and stomped them flat, saying, "Well, we're not having A

Matisyahu Lyrics To "jerusalem"
Jerusalem, if I forget you, fire not gonna come from my tongue. Jerusalem, if I forget you, let my right hand forget what it's supposed to do. In the ancient days, we will return with no delay Picking up the bounty and the spoils on our way We've been traveling from state to state And them don't understand what they say 3,000 years with no place to be And they want me to give up my milk and honey Don't you see, it's not about the land or the sea Not the country but the dwelling of his majesty Jerusalem, if I forget you, fire not gonna come from my tongue. Jerusalem, if I forget you, let my right hand forget what it's supposed to do. Jerusalem, if I forget you, fire not gonna come from my tongue. Jerusalem, if I forget you, let my right hand forget what it's supposed to do. Rebuild the temple and the crown of glory Years gone by, about sixty Burn in the oven in this century And the gas tried to choke, but it couldn't choke me I will not lie down, I will n

Matisyahu Lyrics To "indestructable"
Fear nobody but His Majesty, My spirit, you retrieved, For you I wait silently, It seems that you believe in me Fear nobody but His Majesty, My spirit, you retrieved, For you I wait silently, It seems that you believe in me Indestructable digging through the rubble Bubblin we don't need no more trouble That bahella-scope vision, hot hot fiction Like im running a muck upon a rhythm Stay on the plan so you don't lose the vision Stay sizzling Peter pan I'm from a land hip like this From the city feeling it Ya breathing in, ya put on your glasses and ya see through it Fear nobody but His Majesty, (fear no one) My spirit, you retrieved, For you I wait silently, (his majesty) It seems that you believe in me Fear nobody but His Majesty, (fear no one) My spirit, you retrieved, For you I wait silently, (his majesty) It seems that you believe in me Some of them run-run-running like rats on a wheel Try feel fine, ha no deal Who is their ticket for a meal? Th

Matisyahu Lyrics To "time Of Your Song"
The world is moving to the song I hear, Who's that singing, wind is rushing in my ear, Mind gushing memories almost lost everything, Felony and fellows running in my dream, We were in the van where the hits were driving, Saw myself In the highlands at age 13 And I'm asking questions to the present day me, Moving backwards down the hill see we were posting. Moonlight illuminate my night and my days sunray make the people say And a vision something's missing so they're screaming out loud Keep my feet on ground and my head in the clouds. I'm the arrow, you're my bow, shoot me forth and I will go And I know and I go and I go get up and go Make me feel its for real tell me what you know. I don't need to glorify, Ate the apple of the tree and tried to lie, In the garden ill remember That's when I started to sing I said death brings life into uncertain things, Cut some slack for me Sun setting autumn breeze Sound is moving like a chorus Keep hearing that melody, Che

Matisyahu Lyrics To "fire Of Heaven / Altar Of Earth"
Fire descends from on High In the shape of a lion Burn the sacrifice of Pride And ride on to Mount Zion Fire descends from on High In the shape of a lion Burn the sacrifice of Pride And ride on to Mount Zion Rub me the wrong way Taking the highway Rubbing sticks together But your fire's man-made Capitalize on hot air, soar like an airplane Yearn to rise in the sky quick high Like cocaine, false pride is suicide But you've got nothing to gain Babylon's buildings raise like flames Drowning in their champagne Explosive! Pull the pin in the hand grenade Soul stain blowing up in your own domain Fire crackers ooh and ahh But they never maintain Fires burning Flames are dancing Don't burn the house down Heavenly fire only resides On an altar made from the ground Fire descends from on High In the shape of a lion Burn the sacrifice of pride And ride on to mount Zion Fire descends from on High In the shape of a lion Burn the sacrifice of pride And rid

Matmoo@ Cherrytap
A missionary is sent into the deepest, darkest part of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read and write, and preaching to them about the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin: Thou must not commit adultery or fornication! One day, the wife of one of the tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent to talk with the missionary. "You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here, a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in our village. Even Stevie Wonder could see what's been going on!" The missionary replies, "No, no. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See the flock of white sheep, and yet amongst them, one of them is black. Nature does this on occasion." "Tell you what," the chief

Ma/tom Kelly
Ma Kelly: The Lower East Side. This really sucks. Ma Kelly: Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it! Ma Kelly: I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom! Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya. Lil: Awww, what's that Mom Kelley? Ma Kelly: I go both ways. Lil: Oh. Ma Kelly: I love em', but one day I'm gonna knock em' on his ass. [Ma Kelly is pouring drinks for everybody] Tommy Kelly: Mom, it's prohibition! Ma Kelly: Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some fag choir boy! Ma Kelly: With a father like "Killer" Kelly, it's a wonder neither of you turned out to be a piece 'o shit criminal! D.A. Burr: (On Johnny Dangerously's payroll) Why don't you ease into the job, by taking a vacation? Tommy Kelly: But what about crime? D.A. Burr: Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back! Tommy Ke

The Matrix
Ever wondered if life is really like the matrix ever feel like this isnt real sometimes i do and i am the one to free u all lol (sorrry was playing the matrix path of neo on ps2 tonight lol) no seriously do ya?

The Matrix
Why can't I have what I want? Because I want what I cannot have? Someone said I should change the things I want. Fuck that. Thats giving up. I could give up as easily with a razor blade. If I wanted death I'm sure that would be denied me as well. I'm being kept alive for a reason. Don't know what that reason is. Will it lead to something worth while or just more suffering. Whatever it is I don't believe its specifically for my benefit though for someones benefit. Are those in control benevolent, omnipotent? Or are those terms meaningless and alien to them all together.Who are they? You'll likely never know. This is the/a Matrix.

Matrix-style Virtual Worlds 'a Few Years Away'
Matrix-style virtual worlds 'a few years away' * 15:59 03 April 2008 * NewScientist.com news service * Colin Barras Are supercomputers on the verge of creating Matrix-style simulated realities? Michael McGuigan at Brookhaven National Laboratory in Upton, New York, thinks so. He says that virtual worlds realistic enough to be mistaken for the real thing are just a few years away. In 1950, Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science, proposed the ultimate test of artificial intelligence – a human judge engaging in a three-way conversation with a machine and another human should be unable to reliably distinguish man from machine. A variant on this "Turing Test" is the "Graphics Turing Test", the twist being that a human judge viewing and interacting with an artificially generated world should be unable to reliably distinguish it from reality. "By interaction we mean you could control an object – rotate it, for example – and it would render in real-time," McGui

The Matrix Unloaded
“And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write unto these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest.” I am just a little surprised that the LORD didn’t obliterate Moses as well due to what He refers to opening the thirty-fourth chapter of Exodus. If you’ll remember, Moses destroyed the original tablets when he came down from mount Sinai and saw the children of Israel worshiping the molten calf, claiming it as their God Who brought them out of Egypt. But Moses stood in the way of the LORD obliterating the children of Israel by calling His reputation into account – why deliver Your people from slavery if You’re only going to destroy them in the wilderness, that was his argument – and, at least the way I’m reading the story, won the LORD’s respect. So Moses by himself was the one called back into the full presence of God (His glory from the previous chapter

The Matrix
The disaster of manufactured consent in the Matrix Jon RappoportInfowars.comMarch 16, 2013 This article may seem to be about abstract theory, but it isn’t. It’s about how populations are viewed by psychological-operations specialists. More importantly, it’s about how people are led to accept substitutes for their own highest ideals. The substitutes look like the real thing, but they’re actually very well drawn cartoons. The most successful long-terms psyops are aimed at getting people to accept “good things, wonderful things.” Except, it turns out that these things magically evaporate and leave populations in the lurch. Imagine for a moment that every crisis we now find ourselves in, every form of pollution and poisoning and every war and every mass destruction of life…was preceded and precipitated by…a psyop that looked like a golden destiny of fulfillment. Okay. Let

Matsuzaka's Revenge (hardly)
Not a good outing for the Red Sox import yesterday, underscored by the circus that will follow him wherever he goes this year. His hittable cheese was witnessed by: ---Stephen King ---Peter Gammons (feverishly working up ways to spin the bad outing, I am sure) ---Patriots emmisaries ---a crew from NBC Nightly News ---most of Japan So, Matsuzaka, what say you to your part in the carnage? "'I thought I'd take the opportunity to experiment a little bit,' Matsuzaka said calmly through translator Masa Hoshino. 'See where they're going to hit the ball, see where they wouldn't hit it. The third and fourth inning, I was definitely experimenting....The fact that they hit a couple of home runs off me is not something I'm terribly worked up about. There will be times I get hit and they score runs against me. Speaking psychologically, I'm not overly concerned about that." Oh. That's um, pretty damn level-headed. I will take that as an early indication he will be able to handle the

Matsushita, Or Will Abandon The Smart Phone Business
Japanese electronics giant Matsushita's "downsizing" has a new action plan. On Tuesday, Panasonic android 4.1 phones has informed the Japanese operator NTT DoCoMo, which will cease from this autumn as NTT DoCoMo supply of new smart phones. This is considered the rejection to the Panasonic smartphone "burden" of a signal. In July this year, Panasonic mobile phone business department official said in an interview that the company Q2 mobile phone sales have plummeted due to NTT Docomo has adopted a new marketing strategy to sell more discounts due to Sony and Samsung smart phones . Previously, NTT Docomo has said publicly that this summer will focus on selling Sony Xperia and Samsung Galaxy S4 Panasonic released by the end of July this year, a quarterly filing, the company's weakness in the yen exchange rate movements and corporate pension plan adjustments, net profit reached 107.8 billion yen, but the industry that this figure mostly by "downsizing" to complete, the company

Matter.
I feel like destroying something beautiful. I feel like reaching out a helping hand. I feel like stepping on someones feelings. I feel like loving someone. I feel like being numb. I feel alive. I feel cold. I feel like a machine. I feel like a paradox. I feel like I've known you for years. I feel like a stranger to myself. I feel like I don't want to feel anymore. I have goosebumps. I want to fuck. I want to sleep for a thousand years. I want this life to be over, so I can start the next. I feel like I'm losing it. I feel lucid, and perfectly fine. I feel like I'm watching myself through the eyes of someone else. I feel blind. I feel pretty. Oh so pretty.

Matters Of The Heart - Poem
Reading this poem today; seems pretty powerful. What do you think???? ************************************************* Matters of the Heart In matters of romance and self-control, I know that I must exercise restraint, and though temptation seldom takes it's toll, I know I'm human - not a cold, dead saint, when I'm confronted with some dark deep eyes that whisper secrets, my resolve grows faint. A rock, I tremble, much to my surprise as sparks are flying where no sparks should be, I feel a churning somewhere deep inside unfolding romance in a soft spring breeze, surrendering as passion mounts yet higher, emotions whirl with luscious fantasies. Just once to feel the freedom with the fire, raw feelings that I sinfully indulge, to lose myself in tender, wild desire. I manage not to lose my loyal soul In matters of romance and self-control. by Eileen M. D'Angelo

Matt
I can't believe how much I love my boyfriend. We have only been dating for just over 2 weeks but I can't help it. I have never felt this way about someone before. If I am not with him, I am thinking about him.. I know, two weeks isn't a long time but I really think it is love. What do you all think???

Matt Olson
Two Years Ago I went to my friends Wake It Messd Me Up Bad Know One Gets You Ready For Death But It Cums At You Like A Mack Turck I dont Know WhenIll Be Ok I Still Think I See Him This Could Only Happen With A Good Friend A Best Friend

Matty's Favourite
SMART My dad gave me one dollar bill 'Cause i'm his smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters 'Cause two is more than one! And then I took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes- I guess he don't know That three is more than two! Just then, along came old blind Bates And just cause he can't see He gave me four nickels for my three dimes And four is more than three! And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs Down at the seed-feed store And fool gave me five pennies for them, And five is more than four! And then I went and showed my dad, And he got red in the cheeks And closed his eyes and shook his head- Too proud of me to speak!

Matt's Mayo Diet
Me: I've been entirely way to hungry lately. Me: that shall stop... Me: tomorrow. Matt: yes, i have a trick to help with that Matt: imagine two really old people having sex covered in mayonaise Me: ok that's just wrong Matt: hungry?

A Matter Of Perspective
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. And every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one-hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color of the rainbow. Grand old t

Mattenheimer Needs Contest Help
OK Friends and Family A friend on my list needs your help. He is in a contest that ends March 31st and needs all the help he can get with comment bombing. He will reciprocate with adds, fans, ratings etc ... whatever you want ... just let him know I sent you and what you want. He is true to his word and has been very good to me ... I'm sure you would LOVE to have him on your friends list! Here's the LINK http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=282448&i=1768501492

Matt Serra Wins Ufc Welterweight Title
Serra scored a shocking first-round knockout win over a heavily-favored Georges St. Pierre in the main event of UFC 69 Saturday in Houston. "Joe, I'm really hungry, man," Serra said to UFC interviewer Joe Rogan after the win. "I was wondering if you and Dana had some humble pie in the back?" Serra, considered a major underdog, was reportedly disappointed with Rogan and UFC president Dana White portraying Serra as having little chance of beating St. Pierre. With a flurry of fists, Serra erased all doubt, and followed through on the title shot he earned by winning the fourth season of The Ultimate Fighter reality series. The former champion was gracious in defeat, calling Serra the better fighter and making no excuses for his loss. "I'm very sad right now, but I'm gonna have to come back, you know, stronger next time," St. Pierre told the Houston crowd. The two stood for the entire fight, before Serra caught St. Pierre with a right hook that put him off balance. Serra

Matt's Online Adventures: Vol.2
[Talk]mody10000000000 speaks to All : PLZ TEAM[11:33] [Talk]mody10000000000 speaks to All : PLZ TEAM[11:33] [Talk]Sheol speaks to All : I'm going to rape your eyesocket.[11:33] BR-Tastic!

A Matter Of Trust
A Matter Of Trust - Billy Joel The Bridge Original Release: 1986 Some love is just a lie of the heart The cold remains of what began with a passionate start And they may not want it to end But it will, it's just a question of when I've lived long enough to have learned The closer you get to the fire the more you get burned But that won't happen to us Because it's always been a matter of trust I know you're an emotional girl It took a lot for you to not lose your faith in this world I can't offer you proof But you're gonna face a moment of truth It's hard when you're always afraid You just recover when another belief is betrayed So break my heart if you must It's a matter of trust You can't go the distance With too much resistance I know you have doubts But for God's sake don't shut me out This time you've got nothing to lose You can take it, you can leave it Whatever you choose I won't hold back anything And I'll walk away a fool or a king Some lov

A Matter Of Great Concern
Why a Jew can grow his beard in order to practice his faith But when Muslim does the same, he is an extremist and terrorist! Why a nun can be covered from head to toe in order to devote herself to God But when Muslim girl does the same she oppressed When a western women stays at home to look after her house and kids she is respected because of sacrificing herself and doing good for the household? But when a Muslim woman does so by her will, they say, "she needs to be liberated"! Any girl can go to university wearing what she wills and have her rights and freedom? But when Muslim girl wears a Hijab they prevent her from entering her university! When a child dedicates himself to a subject he has potential. But when he dedicates himself to Islam he is hopeless! When a Jew kills someone religion is not mentioned, but when Muslim is charged with a crime, it is Islam that goes to trial! When someo

Matthew Thomas Page
"Matthew Thomas Page" 7/17/1987 - 10/29/2003 Happy Birthday Matt!! You would be 20yrs old today...I never stop thinking about you and I miss you more each day that passes.I love you & miss you son, play sweet with the Angels! Love your MoM, SaTiVa "We are born into this life unknowing of the things that lie ahead of us. Take each day as it comes and learn from your mistakes. Never be afraid to ask for advice,who knows the person you would think to be the one not to give you advice will be the one to give you the best. Learn from mistakes and tell others so that they may learn from you. :) Live, Love & be Happy!! The greatest joys are the ones we take for granted. TLE2000" (written by Matt's mom in 2000)

Matthew Davis...
Matthew Davis...He's Been My Boyfriend Since I'd Say The 24th Of June. Let Me Just Tell You All Right Now That I Freakin Love Him With Like...All My Heart. I Never REALLY Got Love. I Always Thought If You Loved Someone And Wanted To Hold Onto Them You Had To Do Certain Things And Act A Certain Way To Keep Them Loving You. Not With Boyfriend, He's Super Sweet, Kind, Sexi, Considerate...Well You Get it. I Like That I can Fully Be Myself And He Doesn't Get Angry With Me When I Act Like A Princess...And God Knows I Take My Princessness VERY Seriousely. He's Patient And Doesn't Trip When i Can't Make It Online Or We Dont Talk For A Day Or Two...Even Tho I'm TOTALLY Hypacritical Cuz I Bitch If I Go 12 Hours Without An Online Message From Him...I'm Insane And He Digs It. I LOVE YOU MATTHEW DAVIS My Brick Tamlin You Rock My World You Sexi WeatherMan...:::Wraps Arms Around You And Gives You The Biggest Kiss I Can Muster Up::: Youre Super Super Tastey My Love! ♥

Matt Skiba (singer Of Alkaline Trio) - Good Fucking Bye
So you broke down Trying to leave town I broke down crying on your return You left me feeling hopeful I'll never see your face again You made for a bad lover's liver You stole all the covers and busted my head You made me such an ass hole I wish we'd never met I'm tired of being bored I'm through with the headaches And hiding my hands that tremble like earthquakes Under the table under the daytime sky Good fucking bye And when you lose hope It's hard to cope Watching the tyranny with sober eyes At daybreak and sunset All hours in between are spent murdering time You made for a bad lover's liver You sold all the covers and fucked up my head You made me such an ass hole I wish we'd never met I'm tired of being bored I'm through with the headaches at night And my hands they tremble like earthquakes Under the table under the daytime sky Good fucking bye Good fucking bye Good fucking bye

The Matter Of Me, Psychiatrists Give It The Definition Of Being A Fucking Prick
you ever feel like flipping off a box of kittens? hell i know i do and ive done it. Goes along with sitting on the beach sneaking sips of vodka out of a water bottle next to an AA meeting. Or maybe peeing in the airvents of some ass holes car after writing the dictionary definition word for word of the word "reserved" on his windshield, they put up the sign for a reason. And you call ME the asshole. Maybe even taking a girl to a bar while she sports a REALLY short dress, gettn her drunk and encouraging people to throw quarters at her while she plays electronic golf and watching her pick them up while never knowing where all that change was coming from. You call me a prick, i call that laundry money motherfucker. Perhaps even going to an AA meeting buzzed and standing up to recite the opening words to "under the bridge" by the chilipeppers and people tearing up at the trauma you must of endured and all the while you got the one other asshole in the back laughing his ass off and furtheri

Matt
Now this one is a bit long and is being posted simply because he tried so hard to ask me for nude pics in the most round about way. Yes, the idiots are getting just that much more determined. Matt: hey there dear, remember me? Me: I have about four friends named Matt... sorry Matt: lol, www.vampirefreaks.com/[edited] Matt: to help jog memory Me: Ah yes, sorry about that. Matt: no need to apologise Matt: anyone do you remember me asking if you would like me to photoshop some pictures for you? Me: yes Matt: interested? Me: in? Matt: me editing some pics for you Me: I thought the conversation went along the lines of you asking me for photos of me when I already had some posted and I got the impression you wanted nudes of me. Matt: i honestly cant remember, but yes, i do quite alot of work with nudity so it isnt a problem, otherwise it was just good conversation etc etc Me: Okay, I guess I'm confused then. I thought when you originally contacted me t

Matthew 18; Verse 7 ;uless You Come Unto Me As Little Children>>>
18 ; verse 2 ; Assuredly, I say to you, unless you are converted and become as little children ,you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven. 4 ;Therefore who ever humbles himself as a little child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. 5 ;Who so ever receives one little child like this in My Name receives Me. 6;But who so ever causes one of these little ones who belive in me to sin, it would be better for him ;if a millstone were hung aroung his neck. And he drowned in the depth of sea. 7 ;Woe to the world because of offences ! For offences must come, but woe to that man who offences come. Allehejuea !!!! Amen !! God Almighty . Our saviour Reign..Forever and Forever..

Matthew 14:22-36
22And straightway Jesus constrained his disciples to get into a ship, and to go before him unto the other side, while he sent the multitudes away. 23And when he had sent the multitudes away, he went up into a mountain apart to pray: and when the evening was come, he was there alone. 24But the ship was now in the midst of the sea, tossed with waves: for the wind was contrary. 25And in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went unto them, walking on the sea. 26And when the disciples saw him walking on the sea, they were troubled, saying, It is a spirit; and they cried out for fear. 27But straightway Jesus spake unto them, saying, Be of good cheer; it is I; be not afraid. 28And Peter answered him and said, Lord, if it be thou, bid me come unto thee on the water. 29And he said, Come. And when Peter was come down out of the ship, he walked on the water, to go to Jesus. 30But when he saw the wind boisterous, he was afraid; and beginning t

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Matters Of The Heart
My heart is heavy...Can I talk to you...tell you how I feel..This fear I feel is real...I this emotional wreck, fearless, caged, locked up, and not willing to be set free..as real as it can be...do you understand that it's hard for me...to trust someone...with what's left of my heart...It's been abused...torn apart....I'll attempt to start with words because I can't find all the pieces...don't know if I ever will...I need some patience...and one of strong will...to help me through the panic...of trully letting go ...can you show me what it's like...to never doubt love's presence...can you guide me to that place of existence...that safe haven...shear essence..of trust... acceptance...teach me not to feel fearful of being loved just because...it threatens to overtake me...I want to be able to hear your voice... forget about keeping my guard up....I don't know if that's a wise choice but i'll take that risk...even upon seeing your face a visual reminder of...feeling my heart speed up a bi

Matty Is Home
i WAS ABOUT TO SIT DOWN AT MY COMPUTER AND BEG YOU ALL TO HELP ..... IT HAD BEN 20 HOURS SINCE I'D HEARD MY BOYS LOUD ANS SASSY MOUTH.... THEN IN THE LOCK I HEARD A KEY AND IN THE DOOR HE BURST...THE DEADLY SILENCE WAS BROKEN AND HE ONCE AGAIN DID BITCH WTF YOU DOIN UP ... I COLD AND TIRED AND DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU FUSS.... SO I'M SITTING AT THE COMPUTER THANKING ALL MY LOVELY FRIENDS TTHANK YOU FOR YOUR PRAYERS THAT BROUGHT HIM SAFELY HOME....TO THOSE OF YOUR WHO SAW MY STRESS AND REACHED OUT ACROSS THE MILES I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PUT INTO WORDS THE LOVE I FEEL TODAY... EVEN THOUGH HE CURSED ME MY HEART WAS FILLED WITH JOY THE MOMENT I LOOKED INTO HIS TEAR STEAKED FACE AND FELT HIS WARM EMBRACE....MY MATT IS HOME SAFELY CRABBY AS BEFORE HE STILL WILL HAVE TO FACE THE MUSIC FOR HIS ACTIONS THAT IS FOR SURE... BUT FIRST i THINK I WILL LET HIM SLEEP AND REST HIS TIRED BONES...HE WAS REPORTED MISSING AND THE POLICE WERE ALL OUT LOOKING FOR THIS DARK AND SOLEMN BOY... THEY SOON WILL BE

Matters Of The Heart
From season one of the Shield (FX) As Assistant Chief of Police Ben Gilroy explains to Detective Vic Mackey why he's cheating on and planning on leaving his wife of twenty years, he strains for words. "The heart wants what the heart wants, Vic," Ben says. But old cynical Vic cuts to the chase, diagnosing his old buddy's real problem. "The heart wants what the DICK WANTS." LOL... disclaimer: this is in no way a vote of approval of cheating or divorce...just an attempt to brighten your Friday, and maybe help the ladies to see through a player....

Matter Of Photos...
So I've calmed down. Lifesez is cool. And tells me that people are douche's all the time on here about that stuff. In the end, my friends are still missing out on a few pictures...that I moved to family only, which I really really really would like to share with everyone. Please don't ask for me to add you to the family folder. If I dig you enough, and think you're a cool cat, you'll get added eventually. It sucks, but this is the way we have to do it because people...are dumb. Goodnite all. Sorry for my irate post earlier requesting you all to write essays like some professor ;) The Friends Only folder is back! xo

Matt-somewhat B/f
Ok. I was somewhat dating this guy and he was to be back in town today. He came in 2 days ago. He called me to say hi and see what I was doing, but my phone was dead. I got the voicemail last night. I am not sure what to do about him. We broke up because things weren't working out somewhat. I care about him and all, but he doesn't seem to get it. There for the longest time while he was out of town I had to call or text him to see how he was. He did call me a few times. He's a truck driver, so I do expect him to not call me all the time. He just pissed me off by promising that he would call and text me and then wouldn't do either. I am so confused on what to do. I think I might have to make a MUMM for that one. He wants me to come over tonight so we can talk about things. He says he cares about me and all, but I am not sure. He is wanting to get back together and take it from there, but I do not know. I am so unsure of this. Perhaps he does care, but if he doesn't, I am just setting my

A Matter Of Grip
Lao-Tzu wrote in his book The Tao Te Ching, "Things come and a Master lets them; things go and a Master lets them". Seems pretty good advice to me. I have had strong Buddhist leanings for a long time. Part of the core of Buddhism that appeals to me so much is the idea of releasing; the idea of letting go of the things that drag you down, that make you your lesser self. So why is it that so many people think that holding a person's hand is the same thing as taking possession of their soul? Why is it that just by talking to someone, sharing experiences with someone, they feel like they have the right somehow to own you? Would we all be happier with the freedom to spend time with someone we care about, but still have the freedom to watch a sunset by ourselves without having to worry about the other person taking offense? Holding hands with someone CAN be among the most sublime of experiences, depending on the grip. E.

A Matter Of Choice
The Law Of Attraction One of the most wonderful abilities we have is the ability to make choices. We can choose to think positive thoughts or negative thoughts. Likewise, we can make an effort to ensure all our actions contribute to positive outcomes or we can convince ourselves that negative outcomes are inevitable. Such choices can then have a profound affect on your life, for they are the seeds you sow in the universe. Your words and deeds, even the thoughts kept hidden in your mind, contribute to your experience by attracting similar words, deeds, and thoughts because of the Law of Attraction. It is a natural law, as easy to understand as "like begets like" or "what you sow, so shall you reap." It means that what you give to the universe will come back to you, giving you a huge measure of control over the direction and quality of your own life. If you are patient, you will no doubt be able to see the Law of Attraction at work in your own life. To give a simple example, a smil

Matt Poulton (really Old)
The day I met you Was a long, sorrowful day. I was down and You picked me back up. You made me smile, You made me laugh. The following days Were sad and lonely. You werent there And I was sad. I needed you And I missed you. As time passed, I found someone I could confide in. I got to know you And you got to know me. You made me smile, You made me laugh. More time passed. We grew together. Our feelings grew. I had somebody. You admitted to me your feelings. I was scared of what I knew was inevitable. Now I am alone And I know your feelings are true. Im no longer afraid to shout: I love you Matt Poulton! The warm fuzzies Tell me you're the one I want and need.

Matt Damon
So matt damon is peoples sexiest man alive.... On the one hand... FINALLY the world knows what i've known since i was 16 On the other hand Now i gotto get a baseball bat to beat all the bitches that are gonna be stalkin my man

Matters Of The Heart.
Matter of the heart, Are hard to define. Is it because the heart is changing all the time? Are those who are truly in love, Experts of the heavens above? Or do they understand that there is growth and change, For two people whom care. Did they make some kind of pack, To stay together no matter what? Do they know how to define those matters of the heart, Or are they just wise? My heart confuses me, It sometimes scares me. I can not define, What my heart holds inside. All I know is this, It doesn't understand love. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

A Matter Of History
It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower found the victims of the death camps, he ordered all possible photographs to be taken and for the German people from the surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead. He did this he said, in words to this effect; "Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the track of history some ******* will get up and say that this never happened. “ "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" Edmund Burke IN MEMORIAL This week, the UK removed the Holocaust from it's school curriculum because it "offended" the Muslim population because they say it never occurred. This is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easy each country is giving into it. It is now more than 60 years since the 2nd. World War in Europe ended. This e

Matt
It's pretty obvious that Mateo was really named Matt- but because of the generic layout of his name, he decided the Musings of Mateo would seem much deeper than he actually he is and perhaps people would love to read whatever wisdom he could pollute the pond of the world that he could spew from a pretty unreliable mouth. So this blog attached to the societal nipple of Fubar might receive the attention of a few eyes to entertain and maybe impress from time to time. Know what time it is to lay down the hand. Until that time, here are the Musings of Matt.

Matthew 17:20
He replied, "Because you have so little faith. I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there' and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you."

Matthew Murray 'dragon
12/12/07 Dear Readers: Finally one of my readers sent me the exact age of Matthew Murray who went on a rampage in a missionary training center Christians a few days ago. The young gunman was identified as Matthew Murray, 24 was born in 1983 and as mentioned in my last newsletter "Dragon Rampage" the serial killer is a part of the "Death Wish" generation. Five people - including Murray - were killed, and five others wounded Sunday in the two eruptions of violence 12 hours and 65 miles apart. The first attack took place at Youth With a Mission, a training center for missionaries in the Denver suburb of Arvada; the other occurred at the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, where Murray was shot by a security guard, though investigators said he may have died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Matthew was home-schooled and in what a friend said he was also a deeply religious Christian household. Murray was born with a Dragon's Tail (past lives/negative) in th

Matthew Paris
for those who are confused, my friend was wrongfully taken from this world do to a horrible car crash back in march. final court date was today... well the verdict is in my opinion is out right bull shit! 18 months for dui/manslaughter! 10 years w/ 9 suspended for manslaughter and 12 for the dui w/ a few suspended! i'm outraged! i mean what is this country coming to. lil kim got a worse sentence (in my opinion) then that for lying to the police. she got 366 days! the time dosn't match the crimes!! come on america! your fucking up!! justice has failed not only matthew but also everyone he left behind! i can only hope he fucks up when he gets released and gose right back in for the rest of his time and also become someones bitch!! now thats justice!!! so if u read this do me a favor... light some candles and send some love to the ones you have lost and not forgotten. they're still with you! with love, nicky

Matters Of The Heart
Today, I finally realized something about myself. I have closed down on love alot because of how bad I had bee hurt in past relationships. I had built a wall around me and my heart. I never wanted to let another soul in because it hurt so bad when they leave. I couldn't take that inda pain anymore. Too me, love had started hurting so bad that I closed down. I never wanted to love again. The pain in my heart I couldn't bear anymore. I alway excepted someone to hurt me so, I wanted to hurt them first before they hurt me. That was no way to live. You can't take out on someone what somebody else has done to you. It's hard to love once your heart has been shattered in a million pieces and you don't know which way to turn. Because he said, "I love you and I will never leave you. I will always be there". I started to believe there is no forever. How can you tell someone you love them and leave them? Love is giving someone the ability to hurt you but, trusting them not to. Love is a w

Matthew
Im sure there are questions abt the massive amounts of comments between Matthew and myself that is because he is the LOVE OF MY LIFE... Soon we will be happy together, I cannot wait for that day! The day our girls become sisters and know what it is like to have a happy home one that isnt perfect but a lot happier and cheerier than what they have apart! Thank you Matthew for being patient and loving me!

A Matter Of Perspective
Mathematics can be a confusing thing, especially when it extends past the everyday use of ‘addition’ and ‘subtraction’, and even that can be a challenge for some of us (me included at times.). But occasionally it can put things into complete perspective. For instance, if you’re anything like me you are totally involved in your own life. Most of us think that we are the centre of the Universe … and in a way we are … we are at least the centre of our OWN universe! When it comes to the REAL Universe however, I have always had difficulty grasping the true nature of where we stand in it, especially with respect to time and distance. I mean, billions of years leave me just as isolated and perplexed as billions of light years. Time and distances of the Universe have always left me feeling - well, somewhat miniscule. So today I used mathematics in an attempt to bring our existence into focus. I made a few simple assumptions, like the average human will live for 65 yrs and that t

Matt
on Feb 02 2007 I lost my son Matt in Ramadi Iraq at the tender age of 18 from that day my life seemed to be spinning like a mini cooper on black Ice I went through the firsts ( first bithday of his first turkey day first christmas 1 year death 1 year buried ) now I am moving onward and hopfully upward going through a varied style seeing I've been here in Ct for 7 years now ( 2008 makes it 7 ) and losing a relationship of 5 years during the same year as my son new year new beginnings comming from Montana and being here as long as I have I still see problems adjusting to the differences between the 2 but I will dealk as best I can thus the debate about do I change and adjust or stay the same thank you for the votes. To be continued

Matters Of The Heart
... Es bonita, su novia? they asked, and he told them that she was very beautiful, and that she had blue eyes which they could scarcely believe but he told them also that her father was a rich hacendado while he himself was very poor and they heard this in silence and were greatly cast down at his prospects. The older of the girls said that if his novia truly loved him she would marry him no matter what but the boy was not so encouraging and he said that even in families of the rich a girl could not go against the wishes of her father. The girl said that the grandmother must be consulted because she was very important in these matters and that he must take her presents and try to win her to his side for without her help little could be expected. She said all the world knew this to be true (McCarthy 1992:243).

The Matt Blog
I'm sure you've noticed all the references to SSG Matt Maupin on my page. If you are from Cincinnati, then you already know the story. If you have no idea what the hell I am talking about, then let me clue you in. Matt was an Army soldier serving in Iraq as a part of a transportation company when his unit was ambushed back in '04. For several weeks, he was listed as MIA. His captors released a video of him surrounded by armed men who demanded the withdrawal of troops in exchange for the safe return of Matt. Well, obiously that never happened and his status was officially changed to captured. Several weeks later, the government found an online video that was being circulated of the murder of Maupin. I am not even going to describe what was supposedly found on this video because it is just a completely barbaric and grotesque thing to do to another living being. The Army stated that because the video quality was so poor, they could not confirm that this was genuine. Four years have now

Matthew's 50 Favorite Music Videos Of All-time
A couple years ago I decided to use my free time that I had to compile and formulate a list of my favorite music videos I have ever seen. Granted there are a great number of them out there and this isn't my full list of 200 that can be seen as a playlist on my YouTube page (where I made the original). I hope you enjoy what I have done here, as this has taken me quite some time to pull off. I would also like to note that where you see the video as a link as opposed to the embedded video is because Universal and Sony are fascists and don't allow embedding. 50. Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees You know you wish you shopped at this grocery story. I love Thom Yorke's hair, he looks like such a little Briton boy! 49. Ludicris - Southern Hospitality Nothing has gotten more annoying than suburban white kids trying to tell me what good hip-hop is. This song is my argument because it is lyrically adept and features beats only the Neptunes can create so well. This is one of a sho

Mattoon Il Show Date
As of right now I will be featuring for Paul Frisbee who I have worked with numerous times in the past...he is hillarious, and has been on the BOB and TOM show. we will be in Mattoon, IL Saturday May, 17th...at JeLeNiz Martini Bar...we are looking at doing 2 shows that night and as far as I know it is a done deal...the show will be MC'd by my good friend Otto from Indianapolis. I'll update as soon as I know more....you can also link up to me on myspace under bonebomb or on yahoo instant messenger under thebone369 and send me a request to be put on my comedy friends list. Tim

Matter And Form
Now I know in my final days that I should have shown her in bolder ways the simple fact that she set my soul ablaze Day in and out her quietly prays that she will met his eyes with a loving gaze trickery and deceit are the games she plays yet by her side he loyally stays does she know its with his heart she plays? Spending his time in the shifting maze he must discover the secret of where her heart lays the highest cost is one he gladly pays

Matters Of The Heart!
Dayum when it rains it pours. Got a phonecall my dad needs bypass surgery and the hard-headed ol fart wants to wait til June to have it done. I am torn, I just spoke with the doctor and he is stressing how much my dad needs this surgery and the likelyhood that he will have another heart attack. I just can't seem to get thru to the old man this needs to be done now. He has over 80% blockage in 3 of the main arteries in his heart and he wants to wait til June to have this done? WTF! Any advice on how to handle this would be greatly appreciated

The Matt I Remembered Intimate Details♥
Taking the time to go into the past into the stars you were special to me what did I do to be denied and left alone? I thought what we had was strong I guess I am a naive bitch and I am wrong I'll bleed out for you, cut my wrist throw myself away; forget you and realize you were never mine it was a moment in the past, a moment in time when you kissed me don't forget it was you who had it set..you were anxious but it was lovely yet...don't you remember what I wearing when you reached for me? I had clothes on but you wanted them off..I told you no we might get caught. you shrugged your shoulders and pushed me on the fridge kissing...kissing it lead to your bulge...a word you taught me I'll never forget.. boner..yes it was strong firmly against MY THROBBING PUSSY..HOW YOU WANTED IT IN...but I wasn't ready..you told me you were a freak..and you were coming in. I was yours and this was my sin. I was so wet...and ready for you...never happened because were caught.. w

Matty Colaboration
a suicidal flirt and a nightmare klown looking for some fun on the cemetary grounds and as we walk along pissing on the graves we spot a little goth girl who wants to be our slave this stupid little bitch calling out to satan looking for some evil that she might awaken just the kind of toy we need for some games to play the thrill begins to grow as we close in on our prey she tears off her clothes and to heaven points her dagger i come out right in front and from behind you grab her hey little bitch did you call my name no matter really because you will be in our little game from the darkness comes my friend with a swift attack she does not realize what the fuck until shes on her back bind her wrists as i tape her mouth and with a razor blade we head down south spread her legs so the fun can begin give that vertical smile a horizontal grin oh sweet moans in muffled agony but little slut you called for what is happening with a quick slice i take h

A Matter Of (physical) Love
At night we go to bed together And cuddle warm and snug My arms are wrapped around you As you I hold and hug We usually lay the same way With my front against your back My cock against your buttocks Just nestling in the crack… My mind it starts to wander And begins those thoughts of lust Will she be my lover tonight? I’ll ask, I know I must I try and phrase it original So it doesn’t sound routine Cos you think I just want sex And that’s not what I mean I want your love so physical I can’t deny that’s true But it wouldn’t be just sex sex sex It never has been with you I love to be inside you Pushing my cock hard in Feeling your juice and warmth Physical passionate loving I feel your body tense As your climax does get near I want to come with you then Cos I truly love you dear It does make us both feel good When we achieve a great climax We feel a release of tension We find it easier to relax We lay and bask in the afterglow That physica

Mattering......
As i sat this afternoon counting the minutes so that i could walk from my office to my apartment I lazily watched my friends Red, Lou, his girl Sandy and several others fishing off the end of our dock here at the Thames. It made me smile to myself at the simplicity of life here on the river. I will never be rich monetarily of this I am most sure. My boss and several here on the Fu have money to burn on things I'll never even concieve of possessing. But that is really all they are arent they? Each day im the proud reciever of smiles, hugs, warm wishes, breakfast (yes breakfast), banter, sexual innuendo, free lobsters, sea bass, scallops and crab cakes and so much love and friendship that it can be overwhelming at times. As the boss and the other "have's" of this world run around trying to find money for their overspent budgets, decide between gucci and mark jacob's, figure out what overpriced vacation they are gonna take this month and whether to buy the "beamer" or the merc

Matthew 24.
** Before you read this, keep in mind, this is a choice to read.. not an imposition.. i posted this as a warning to those who have chosen to sleep on their faith.. cuz its time to wake the fuck up, keep in mind the concept of "gnashing of teeth".. that's all I'm going to say about it. This is Matthew 24.. a chapter I'd like to call "Wake the fuck up" haha. Signs of the End of the Age 1Jesus left the temple and was walking away when his disciples came up to him to call his attention to its buildings. 2"Do you see all these things?" he asked. "I tell you the truth, not one stone here will be left on another; every one will be thrown down." 3As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. "Tell us," they said, "when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?" 4Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. 5For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,[a]' and will deceive m

Mattel Might Be Starting A Race War...
Well once again and this time from a source not often referred to as playing the race card is Mattel. Their new Black Sorority Barbie. Couldn’t it just have been black and not named Black Sorority Barbie? How about Sorority Barbie, what is wrong with that? That way you don’t stereotype the doll as being of one race for one race. You know…I was not a Barbie Doll kid growing up however Jess & Jax were. Mandy was just the one who tortured and maimed the dolls. I mean those dolls look like they spent 12 years in the nuclear reactor tank being fed sludge and toxic waist after she was through with them. One time Mandy I think she was about 6 asked if she could have my razor…oh yeah I am going to hand over a razor to a 6 year old…So I bit I said…”No” I always reacted first then thought second…saying no then asking…” Why do you want my Razor for? …” Knowing she was way to young to shave her legs but figured she wanted to copy the girls, and I was never one to take the blade out and give it to

Matter
People on the sidewalks Rushing here and there I can tell they're alive 'Cause I watch them die inside Does it bother you? 'Cause it doesn't really matter to me. See it all the time Fallen angels hiding in disuguise You know the world is fucked When even angels lie Does it bother you? 'Cause it really doesn't matter to me. So let the flowers die Let the bridges burn Life's left us here alone But it's something we have earned DOES IT BOTHER YOU? 'CAUSE IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.

[matters Of Perfection 1]
I love that excitement I get when I'm researching and inventing a new recipe. It's very similar to "I've read your work and I think you're brilliant" or "that poem really spoke to me". It's not QUITE as good as someone saying I love you, starting a new relationship, or a great passionate fuck, *scratches his head* But I do love working hard, seeing the results flourish, and expressing myself. And yes, cooking, art, and sex satisfy all aforementioned stimuli. Would I trade my art, cookery, or my self for a great or even mediocre relationship right about now? Well in a great relationship I shouldn't have to. I know exactly how I want this stew to taste, and I have a pretty good idea on how to get it there. Yes, my work has been moody, despondent and unfathomabley one dimensional lately. That's what happens when you've been 9 months out of a 9 month relationship without being able to presently calculate a dateable partner. God she would HAVE to be perfect.

[matters Of Perfection 2]
Let's explore that taboo while I'm on the subject, and still in the mood. Who is perfect, by my standards. She would have to be clever but prudent. A well timed joke as opposed to an achilles thrashing snipe is always appreciated. She must have that wild vein of mystique, passion and sveldt allure I've NEVER been able to resist, and let's face it, shewhomustnotbenamed had that in SPADES. She dripped exotic promise. Like the eyes of a panther piercing you in the night. Sensible, negotiating, we're back to prudence here but in another field. Rational logical, but not frigid. Education and professional drive is a MUST along with a willingness to experience the bizzare, frightening, and spicey in all things culinary and boujiour (spellcheck). I need an equal, not a child, not a toy, and not a heinous bitch-goddess center of the universe. Someone who can keep up, and wind down. Gives great massages, takes great massages, understands Kafka, can take a compliment. A reader, a leader, and not

[matters Of Perfection 3]
Now where in GOD's name do I meet this woman? I met 3 women who were single in college, in my program and who were remotely attractive. 2 of them had the same last name as me. So... that kinda made me take a few showers after bugging out for 20 minutes upon finding out. I guess its hard to meet women with astronomical standards, an unaproachable regality (being an elitist PRICK) and not having the willingness nor social skills to make friends even. I may have my degree. I may have my god given talents, and a job designed to help others, but christ- me and people, it just doesn't work. That's not true. I can't go a month without someone admitting they're attracted to me, and when I worked I was probably in an 80% acceptance group. I'm quiet and helpful even if I get overwhelmed or downtrodden. People do tend to like me if they ever bother to crack my walls. But I don't exactly make that easy for them. *shrugs* I'm that dog you picked up from the shelter who used to get beat by his owner

[matters Of Perfection 4]
So here I am sitting in my empty house, half drunk on rum I SWORE I wouldn't drink alone, singing "unforgettable" to the glow of this TV screen and a cheap scented candle. I'm single. That's what's different about this week. I used to think of myself as... recently cheated on, damaged goods, recovering from an abusive relationship any other litany of excuses, but... the truth is I'm single. Just like I'm not "recently graduated" I'm unemployed. It's a tough reality to face. So is cracking the bottle you were saving for someone special... who doesn't feel a special way about you. I'm hanging that one up kids. At least she gave me some good ideas, and was there for a good laugh or some good insight once in a while. My brother and I play a game called Go, and he beats me all the time. He says "the key to my strategy, that you're not grasping, is knowing when to give up a fight, cut your losses." I hate doing that, and I thought it was utter heresy to do so regarding my heart.

Matters Of Salvation. Book One
Herein lies the testimony of a broken heart. Kindred to only a few, faceless billions. Father of unborn sons. Witness to a thousand lost dreams. Herein lies the words of a pariah marked and ostracized by family and society for the sin of wrath, and the tragic falter of hubris. For fighting the good fight fighting the bad fight fighting the only fight and still losing. Losing a piece of himself with each passing hour. Here is not a man of the cloth, the sword, or the coin. Here is not a man, but a shade. Offering a new covenant to imaginary phantasms, and a fraternity of calloused judgemental infadels. Here is a man of ideals and furious poetry left lovingly as an archive of sand in a gale. Herein lies the wounds of a mind left too long in solitude.

Matters Of Salvation. Book Two
I will build you a castle of words. Walls of poetry and prose. Ramparts of pregnant promises. I will chase the dreams of errant romantics down. Like glowbats in fields of soy. Until I am grey with the dust of lesser men's lives. I will find a new life at the edge of madness. One foot and the next Good thing my favorite place is in your sigh, or a willful freefall. See you at the bottom. Where I left your smile. Where I found my way.

Matt Hardy Like And Dislikes
Matt has beaten The Undertaker two straight times. Matt Hardy was the Fear Factor Champion. Matt has wrestled in 44 states. Matt was the MVP of the '99 No Mercy Ladder Match. Matt was the longest-lasting Smackdown! superstar in the 2003 Royal Rumble. Matt is the star of the Hardy Boyz book, Exist 2 Inspire. Matt has a valuable Spider-Man comic book collection. Matt is appearing in his fourth Wrestlemania. (during Wrestlemania XIX) Matt loves Mongolian Barbecue. Matt has never locked his keys in his car. Matt thinks sweet potatoes are delicious. Matt usually exceeds the speed limit. Matt is annoyed by snow and ice. Matt defeated Kidman and Rey Mysterio on consecutive pay-per-views. Matt's favorite sushi is freshwater eel Matt loves corduroy clothing. Matt digs tortilla soup. Matt thinks he is a sexy beast. Matt thinks that text messaging is very efficient. Matt is a huge fan of Arizona. Matt always pays cash

Matthew 26:17-30
17) Now on the first day of Unleavened Bread the disciples came to Jesus, saying, "Where will you have us prepare for you to eat the passover?" 18) He said, " Go into the city to a certain one, and say to him, `The Teacher says, My time is at hand; I will keep the passover at your house with my disciples.'" 19) And the disciples did as Jesus had directed them, and they prepared the passover. 20) When it was evening, he sat at table with the twelve disciples; 21) and as they were eating, he said, " Truly, I say to you, one of you will betray me." 22) And they were very sorrowful, and began to say to him one after another, "Is it I, Lord?" 23) He answered, " He who has dipped his hand in the dish with me, will betray me. 24) The Son of man goes as it is written of him, but woe to that man by whom the Son of man is betrayed! It would have been better for that man if he had not been born." 25) Judas, who betrayed him, said, "Is it I, Master?" He said to him, " You have said so. " 26) Now a

A Matter Of Lots
I had to have been 16. Maybe 17. Let's just say it was 17 and move on. I remember seeing her. Dusty, rusty, tucked away in the handbuilt barn belonging to my uncle. A ratty, heavy tarp haphazardly covering the hood of the car with various peices of engine debris scattered on it. I look at the lines, strong but unassuming. She had been a lovely electric blue at some point in time, but that point in time was not one anyone around could easily remember. Now she looked...rough. I later found out she was a 1967 Ford Mustang coupe. I fell in love right away. I loved every part of her, and would often sneak and sit in her seat, feeling the aged wood of the steering wheel in my hand and imagining what she and I could do together if she were ever mine. My uncle had paid the astronomical sum of $1,000 for her, and being 17 and working at a convenience store making $80 a week on a good week, the sum of $1,000 might as well have been a million to me; but that did not stop me from dream

Matters Above World Of Warcraft
Who at present the whole world is the biggest Chinese blog search engine? Reporter inputs the related keyword in the abide search to inquire World of Warcraft Power Leveling, “guest net” the name heaves in sight unceasingly. Starts from September 18, the guest net just issued the first dayC its including Chinese blog article quantity namely becomes the whole world first. But all these, are only Guangdong Business school big four student Chen Xiao work start. In blog (Blog) has as if become Internet's new favorite. It is reported that world average every 5.8 seconds will produce at present a new blog World of Warcraft Power Leveling. The Chinese surfer population is only inferior to US blog quantity grows day by day. Chen Xiao saw has many people to start to write the blog, inside the blog has many individual most recent discoveries, the what one has learned from study, the emotion experience and so on some selection content which 11 found with difficulty in the pan-search

The Mattress
So there I was, driving myself to work. Hands at ten and two, head on a swivel, observing all the rules of the road. Safety first. And as I'm watching the rest of traffic just to make sure they are being as safe as I am, I see something so ridiculous that I couldn't even make it up. There was a family, in a mini-van, who had apparently purchased a new mattress and box spring. Most people might tie the set to the roof of the vehicle, using some kind of rope or perhaps bungee cords, but not these folks. They couldn't be bothered by trying to tie who knows how many knots or listening to common sense. What they decided to do was open the sliding passenger door, stand up, and hold the mattress to the top of the van. I was half tempted to set my own well-being aside, and ram my vehicle into theirs just so that these morons couldn't reproduce.

Matt Nathanson - Come On Get Higher
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Matt Damon Is A Hater Too
It always amazes me when people born here in this great country try to tear it down. A country where Matt Damon has made millions of dollars acting in movies then turns around and blames America for the ills of the world. I would love to see him go to any other country with nothing and achieve the wealth and fame he did here. It would never happen. Be thankful you were born here Mr. Damon. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/03/11/new-matt-damon-movie-green-zone-called-appallingly-anti-american/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+foxnews%252Fentertainment+%2528Text+-+Entertainment%2529 BlastFM broadcasts 24/7 without censorship because of American freedom. Listen for yourself. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Matter Of Time
Now in each others minds,Can our Hearts be opened to.My mind now wonders how long,Till my heart belongs to you. With each passing day,The need grows more strong.To have your heart with mine,I know it wont be long. So my little beauty,Now its just a matter of time.Till I hold your heart,And can truely call you mine.

Matters Of The Heart.
Wouldn't life be easy if when broken, all it took was some super glue or tape to fix it and it would be just like new? If our wounds would heal easily without scars? And if those scars wouldn't clog our hearts with unnecessary prejudices and knock off our rose colored lenses and replace them with eyes of disenchantment. Wouldn't it be easy? If pain was that simple to be rid of? Blink and be washed away with yesterday's meal floating in the porcelain tank, back into the ocean with its brethren. Wouldn't that be something... if we could say goodbye to pain like a disengaged stranger walking the plank.If we were all empathetic with the people that are in our lives and took care of each other with mutual love and respect, maybe this world would definitely be a better place. I suppose it's a far-reaching goal to sit here and hope for compassion from a world that is irrevocably cruel and unforgiving. Life would not be life without an uphill battle. Would we appreciate the "have-s" without ha

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Matt Hardy's Wwe Release Lamented: A Diehard Fan Refutes The Beliefs Of The Iwc
Matt Hardy's WWE Release Lamented: A Diehard Fan Refutes the Beliefs of the IWC Photo courtesy of WWE.com On Friday, Oct. 15, 2010, Matt Hardy was future endeavored by the WWE. The news may come as a shocker to no one, but for myself and many other diehard Matt Hardy fans, it’s a hard pill to swallow. I’ve watched Matt Hardy grow as a performer since the first time he graced my television in 1998, and 12 years later, he’s only strengthened my fanhood to the point where no other athlete in the history of sports will take a billing before him. Say what you will, but Matt Hardy is my favorite wrestler, and conceivably there isn’t a thing he could do to change that. The purpose of this article, however, is not to kiss Matt Hardy’s rear end (An article serving that purpose will be coming later). The purpose here is to debunk the misconceptions about Matt Hardy spewed by the IWC Elite, who fabricated them into the

Matters Of The Hart
This roller coaster they call life , the roller coaster they call love, it take's you to the top, sometimes slow, sometimes fast as fast can be. Such a powerful thing, the human mind is combined with the hart and the emotions of every day, so powerful it has driven some to insanity from the slightest level to the most extreme. It controls you, wields you to do things you would not, possibly even should not, it makes you a fool and a idiot and the best you can be all at the same time. It is a self given challenge, to be able to give and receive what you long for the most of all. The worst comes when the mind and the hart, have a deference in reasoning. It can destroy you. Your hart tells you to wait, to have hope, even when some one has turned there back on you, it does not see it as a lost idea, it see's it as a road block that can be over come while your head tells you to walk away from the idea... Love, the greatest and worst feeling in the world.

Matthew's Awareness
I was standing against the bench seat, resting my upper body against the railing as gazing far into the night.The tears began to slowly fall, some held back for monthsand the release of all that had been hidden away soothed.The only light there was that of the moon and that from inside the patio door as Matthew approached. He movedtoward me after becoming aware I was there. He knewas he spoke...."Mom, don't worry, sometimes life justisn't fair" and he continued...you know I recall readingin one of your books that even a child at 6 months isafraid of being left behind." The smile came as thewarmth of more tears fell and I knew somehow he knew

Matters Of The World That Get Me Thinking
I've been doing some thinking on the state of affairs that the world has brought it self to. You've got almost every damn country in the mid-east at war with themselves or their neighbors. You got the earth quake and nuclear reactors and tsunami in Japan. Then there's is China with its massive over population problem ( what? so they don't make condoms for asians?). In the southern part of the world (both Africa and South America) poverty and disease run so rampid that no amount of medicine, vaccines, food, or international aid will help as much as we would hope. Oh boy!!! We helped a half of a percent of the population overcome their misfortunes. Now don't get me wrong, I am all for helping and doing my part to make things a little easier, but there is only so much we can do. Which brings me to our own part of the world... America. I love our country. I love the people in it. The diverse social attitudes that can be found in this wonderful land are astounding to say the least. To thi

Matter Of Time - Foo Fighters
Lets change the subject to someone elseYou know lately i've been subject to changeNormally i reel in the strangeHang over, I'm olderYou're one to talk, the heart is a clockJust like a bomb it keeps on ticking awayCounting down to detonateYou will need an army to summon meIt doesn't matter much to meIf it doesn't matter much to you (you)It doesn't matter much to meIf it doesn't matter much to youIt's just a matter of time (before, before)It's just a matter of time (before, before)And though i hate to rewind (before, before)It's just a matter of timeMy past is getting us nowhere fastI was never one for taking things slowNowhere seems like somewhere to goCome over and overDoing my time for line after lineWhen will I learn to sing these crimes to myself?Prisoners to share a cell withI'm holdingStill holdingHolding it wellIt doesn't matter much to meIf it doesn't matter much to you (you)It doesn't matter much to meIf it doesn't matter much to youIt's just a matter of time (before, before)It

Matty's Platform When Running For President
1. everyone will now pay taxes on everything they consume, 10% not just eating, but using in general, you buy a car , 10 % tax, u buy a home 10 % tax, no exceptions. all other taxes, income, capital gains, death tax, property tax are now null and void. Tax "loopholes" are now also null and void. If expendatures by the governemt exceed the tax money taken in, all areas, with no exception, of the government will be cut until the budget is balanced. States may add 2% state consumption tax and counties and cities may each add a 1% consumption tax. Making no one's tax being more than 14 % addition to what they actually consume. Considering most tax payers now will keep 30-50 % more of what they make under this policy everyone should be able to afford this regardless of how much they make. Since food and water is the most essential thing to living it will be taxed at HALF the rate across the board, as all other items. 2. marriage will no longer be recognized by the state, religions will b

Matthew Culver True Life Story
everyday my heart always broken because my life is not easy no more alot of bad things been happend to me i try to hang myself i almost did everyday im depressed but i try to keep my head up high and try to moved on with my life there alot of people hate my guts i know everyone hate me on all poetry too i dont got no heart i cry everyday because im depressed if you feel my pain tears coming out of your eyes if you love me post comments

A Mature Horny Woman
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Maturing..
It's been quite awhile since I last took the time to sit and think long enough to spew out my thoughts and feelings to all of you that actually take the time to read this. My life has been pretty uneventful the last few months, so I spared you the boring details. I've been thinking a lot lately about the way my life has been going this past year. I've loved and lost, I've made new friends and I've lost some of the old friends that have had a deep impact on who I've become in my adult life. There is one thing that remains the same through all of this though and that is this, I always tell those who I hold dear how much I love and cherish them always. I decided after seeing the video for "What Hurts The Most" by Rascal Flatts just how important it is to tell those you love how much they mean to you always because tomorrow is NOT promised to us, it's a gift that each and everyone of us should be thankful for. I mean what do you really have to lose by letting it be known how much you care

Mature?
You Are Somewhat Mature You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart. While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later. Are You Immature?

Maturity Sickness
Testing myself, pushing the limits. How much farther can I go? Today's a good day, but tomorrow won't be so.. wonderful. I failed again. It's because of radiation; too much can kill you. I'm too young, this small body has no idea what to do. Is this worth it? Are you? I never thought I'd be where I am today. What happened to story time and play? Step up, and face the monster, this world. Kindergarten was so much fun, wouldn't it be nice to go back? The times we had, that were carefree, lacking pressure: the ticking nuisance of expectations. Youth awaiting suicide. Assessing life and its worth. Oh, how meaningless.

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Maturity + Mental
So I went to the doctor today Changed my meds for depression and anxiety. And told my doctor about my last incident of SI'ing. I am now going to start counseling.:-)I'm proud of myself for no longer hiding my problem and taking the initiative to be treated. Got my phone bill paid today, and got a book of stamps. Now I just need to finish signing papers for all zachs docs and shit and send it all back off.I still need to go get dinner..

Maturity Goes A Long Ways With Me....
Maturity is the ability to control anger and settle differences without violence or destruction. Maturity is patience. It is the willingness to pass up immediate pleasure in favor of the long-term gain. Maturity is perseverance, the ability to sweat out a project or a situation in spite of heavy opposition and discouraging set-backs. Maturity is the capacity to face unpleasantness and frustration, discomfort and defeat, without complaint or collapse. Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say, "I was wrong." And, when right, the mature person need not experience the satisfaction of saying, "I told you so." Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it. The immature spend their lives exploring endless possibilities; then they do nothing. Maturity means dependability, keeping one's word, coming through in a crisis. The immature are masters of the alibi. They are the confused and the disorganized. Their lives are a maze of broken promises, former friends, unfin

Mature Survey
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"... 1-What bill do you hate paying the most? Car payment 2-Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? Wolfgang Puck 3-If you could go back and change one thing what would it be? No regrets 4-Name of your first grade teacher? Mrs. Scott 5-What do you really want to be doing right now? getting laid 6-What did you want to be when you were growing up? Nothing 7-How many colleges did you attend? None 8-Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? It was clean and within reach. 9-Gas Prices? I like to be kissed before having the Gas nozzle stuck up my ass 10-If you could move anywhere and take someone with you? Where ever she wants to go, I’m happy right where I am. 11-First thought when the alarm w

The Mature
The mature love is not lesser in intensity. It is only quiet. He is not lesser in extension. More he is defined, colored is poem. He does not lack of demonstrations: he offers the truth of the feeling. He does not need demanded presences: he extends yourself with the significant absences. The mature love has and wants problems, yes, as everything. But it lives of the problems of the happiness. Problems of the happiness are laborious forms to construct to the good and the pleasure. Problems of the misfortune do not interest the mature love. In the happiness it is the meeting of skins, being with the taste of the mouth and of I smell it, is the anticipated understanding, knowing before, the gift, the emotion lived in set, the quiet speeches of the perception, the pleasure to coexist, the spirit and meat balance. The mature love is the relation and valuation best of the other with the safe part of each person. It lives of whom he did not die exactly having been stops later. He lives of th

Maturity..for I Finally Feel As Though I've Reached It!!
July 12th, 2006 I’ve matured Naturally, like a breeze of fresh air That developed into a strong wind, And then again, Into a vast storm. But gracefully,more like a vision That developed into an dream, And then again, Into a divine inspiration. Gradually, like a newborn That developed into a child, And then after a while, Into an adult. With perseverance, humility, and great buoyancy, With experience, devotion, and authority. Even when times of uncertainty appear, I’ve been able to gain the essentials in life that have taught me to stride forward and conquer any new fear. I’ve grown, I’ve learned, I’ve lived And I’ve Matured. By DaShae Johnea Davis

Mature? Lady?
>An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... >Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? > >Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. > >Older Woman: Oh, I see. > >Officer: Can I see your license please? > >Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. > >Officer: Don't have one? > >Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. > >Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. > >Older Woman: I can't do that. > >Officer: Why not? > >Older Woman: I stole this car. > >Officer: Stole it? > >Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. > >Officer: You what? > >Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. > >The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. >Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. > >Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please

The Maturity Of Some People...
It's amazing and unbelieve at the measures that some people go through just to be a shit disturber. For the last few days I've been harassed, talked down to and talked shit about but a real 'mature' person. The endless limits that this person goes through to cause ripples between me and someone that I really do care about. Who is this person?? What hurts the most is that this person whom I do care about feels or felt that I had something to do with this. I'm very sensitive when it comes to people that I care about. I know all this is just the net and just senseless drama, but enough is enough. I'm down because that the person I care about thinks what he thinks. I mean I don't care for this person for nothing. I don't call him every morning on my way to work. I don't sit there and be close to being late for work because I talk to him. I wouldn't care if I didn't take the time to call him during my breaks or text him here and there to let him know I've missed him. Why would I do

Maturity
Maturity is the ability to control anger and settle differences without violence. Maturity is patience. It is the willingness to pass up immediate pleasure in favor of a long-term gain. Maturity is perseverance, the ability to sweat out a project or a situation in spite of heavy opposition and discouraging setbacks. Maturity is the capacity to face unpleasantness and frustration, discomfort and defeat, without complaint or collapse. Maturity is being big enough to say, “I was wrong,” and, when right, the mature person need not experience the satisfaction of saying, “I told you so.” Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it. The immature spend their lives exploring endless possibilities and then do nothing. Maturity means dependability, keeping one’s word and coming through in a crisis. The immature are masters of the alibi. They are the confused and the conflicted. Their lives are a maze of broken promises, former friends, unfinished busine

Maturing Goodbyesby
Maturing Goodbyesby Grievances awarded to the sugary goodbye Pushing away life from the seams False accusations taken too far Ending the means of all thats known Forgetting the feeling of regret Pulsations overwhelm combinations Corrupting minds retrieve ideas Raining pain surrenders all costs Determination at best, strongest links Giving away shared opportunity Crackling voices silently heard Freedom reigning within lonliness Turning to what we are capable of Surviving storms of hectic chaos Maturing into concerned individuals

A Mature Pussy
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Maturing
compare maturing to the painting of a canvas. Ones life experiences to the brushstrokes of an artist. When a canvas is new, it is without beauty or character void of the sketches , the formation of visions and thoughts and the brushstrokes, that will make it the thing of beauty that the artist envisions……. the priceless and timeless painting that those with the ability to “see” will appreciate and view in reverence ………and so it is with life…..each day, month, year that goes by….brushstroke by brushstroke, layer upon layer, you gain beauty and character…….with each one of lifes experiences you gain depth……as lifes artist creates it’s masterpiece…..one never to be recreated, though possibly copied…..a one of a kind ……you have submitted to life and it has formed, shaped, corrected and directed you into the creature of beauty that you are …….And so W/we

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Mature Lady (erotic Fiction)
One night I was working a late shift at a truck stop I used to work at. There was a mature woman named, Katherine, cat for short. I was about to get off from work, then she asked for a ride home she told me she didn’t live to far the truck stop. So I agreed to take her home. She told me her son lived with her and might not be home yet and ask me to wait with her because she lived in the middle of nowhere I said fine. I got her home, and as she had said her son was not home yet so I walked her up to her door , she open it and we went in. I sat on her couch. She brought me glass of tea and cements to have a conversation. While waiting she told me that her son usually gets in late. And she wanted to get me alone, when she first laid eyes on me she was a mature 50,s lady with short brown hair skinny but had a nice ass on her. She got up without any notice and went to her bedroom. Came back in a black nightie barely up to her top of her legs, very sexy, I told her. She smiled at me. S

Mature Toy Susie
Everybody should take a look at my Toy Susie, she is a very interesting and submissive female that has the pleasure and priviledge to apply for a position as slavegirl in training. she does know how to present herself as well usable toy and enrichment in every form. for sure she is a clean girl. also a nice asshole and a clean cunt!!! but what would a Toy be without her toys????? and she does know how to use them!!! and i prefer it when her asshole is stuffed. she is a lovely toy. soon you will read and see more of this enlighting subj

Matzoh Chicken Turnovers
Matzoh Chicken Turnovers Passover begins after sundown tonight. If you'd like to try something new for this year's seder, these chicken turnovers are sure to please. Round out your meal with other great recipes from the links below. Servings: 10 turnovers Ingredients: * 5 matzohs * 1 large chopped onion * 2 tablespoons oil (for sauteing the onion) * 1 1/2 cups ground chicken * 3 eggs * 2 tablespoons matzoh meal * Salt and pepper * Oil or margarine for frying the turnovers Directions: Sprinkle the matzoh with water and wrap in a clean, damp towel. Let stand for 10 minutes. Saute the onion in oil until golden. Add the chicken and cook for 10 minutes. Remove from the heat. Beat 2 of the eggs lightly. Add them and the matzoh meal to the chicken and onions and season to taste. Cut each matzoh in half. Near the narrow edge of each half, put a tablespoon of the chicken mixture and roll the matzoh carefully. Beat the third egg.

Mauberly
My cat and I are the same creature. We're both short, we both have pretty hair, we both like to snack a lot, and we both feel the same way about other people. We don't really like them. I got my cat when she was about a year old. She belonged to a friend named Grant. Grant found her when she was a kitten and named her Mo, thinking she was a boy. He'd rescued her from a life of prostitution on the streets, only to fail to properly take care of her inside. I met Mo at his house one night, at an after-bar party. She was tearing around, a little puff-ball of needle-like claws, her erect tail bobbing about. I scooped her up, held her, cooed over her, then she scratched me and ran off. Months later, I ran into Grant at a bar and we had a drink together. His girlfriend had moved in, and she hated the cat, wanted to get a new kitten instead. He said he was getting rid of Mo, either by dumping her outside or taking her to the pound. I pleaded with him not to. He asked me, very matt

Maude And Claude
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida. They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. Despite their age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course, and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts... Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentle." Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."

Mauk
I am a nurse. I am a very giving person and have a huge heart. I care a lot about people and treat people with respect . I work long hours during the week and love to have fun on the weekends. I love to play golf and enjoy the sun. I Like to attend sportings events as well as going to concerts. I Like to cook as much as going out for a nice dinner!! My family, a mix of Sicilian and Norwegian, has opened up the fascination I have with culture and the enjoyment of all that is different in life. I live close to my sisters and their families, seeing them often with my 15 year old daughter; With them there is much laughter, telling of stories, solving of problems and celebrating life... And good food. hostgator coupon hostgator coupon hostmonster review hostican review easycgi review

Maumee Homes
Welcome To Toledo and Northwest Ohio!! Maumee homes Hi, I'm Rick Turner. My site has been optimized to search for all Toledo foreclosures & new homes actively listed by Realtors in the Toledo area. Listed here you'll find new homes for sale in Toledo, Perrysburg homes for sale, Sylvania homes, Maumee real estate, Holland homes for sale, Oregon homes, Rossford homes for sale, Waterville, Monclova, Whitehouse, and all of Northwest Ohio!Are you looking to relocate into or out of our area? Let my 17 years of full time experience go to work for YOU! From distressed home owners looking for expert advice about Short Sales to Asset Management Companies looking for a local expert with the experience with Broker Price Opinions and Property Preservation I can help you with Toledo property for investment, foreclosures, new homes, & more! Are you a parent looking to purchase rental property for students attending UT? As an active investor with these types of properties I have assisted dozens o

Maury
So I'm just watching some daytime drama while I'm getting ready to leave for my interview and there was a young girl on Maury who's baby's father denied that he was. She is now 19 but was 17 when she got pregnant and the entire time she was yelling she was throwing accusations around saying "he got me pregnant" "its his fault i'm a mom" People really have a hard time accepting any responsibility for anything anymore. Like he raped her! Whatever...She made her bed and its her fault too.

Maverick By Ricardo Semler
I was told about this guy a while back and never heard of him, was telling a guy who I know what I wanted to do, so he suggested I read this book, so I found and it and read it in one night, another book I couldnt put down. I actually wrote to him a while back and was fairly over the moon when he wrote back. MAVERICK: The Success Behind the World's Most Unusual Workplace Laurie D. T. Mann (Ricardo Semler, Warner Books, 1993 $22.95, probably in paperback) Ricardo Semler is the son of a wealthy Brazilian industrialist who was not accepted at Harvard University. So his father made him the CEO of Semco. Maverick tells the story of the revolutionary changes Ricardo Semler made in Semco. Semco was a traditionally structured industrial pump manufacturer. Founder Antonio Curt Semler retired in 1980, giving the company to his son Ricardo, who was only 21. Young Semler proceeded to fire most of the top managers in an effort to perform emergency surgery on the foundering company.

Maverick
So I am on the phone bitching @ HP for a out of warranty unit... the " guy " on line says his name is " Maverick " and he is OBVIOUSLY not from this country ...ie " over there " ... why do they try and use names that are SOOO fake to sound " American " ... anyone know anyone named Maverick except James Garner ? " heirs your sign " for lake of a better catch phrase Oh and FYi... the funniest part is I work on a helpdesk so I know all the tricks of the trade on trying to get things done or get the caller off the phone so these bishs have no clue what they are in for when I am talking to them.

Maverick Money Makers
Mack Michaels, the founder of Maverick Money Makers, has been able to help people with little to no start-up capital earn six-figure incomes within 12 months of starting their programs. Today, Mack Michaels is a very successful Internet marketer with a 7 figure annual income to back it up. However, he started out just like every average newbie marketer. Broke and out of a job, he had to find a way to provide for his family. Just like most of us, he hopped online and started buying every gurus’ make-money product, but that just made him poorer by the day. Having tried everything, he finally decided to do the wise thing and focused on just one system that he believes should work. The Maverick Money Makers system is based on it. Maverick Money Makers Maverick Money Makers review

Maverick Money Makers
“What about the Cons?” Hmm... I found it really hard to find a flaw in this system. It gives you exactly what Mack Michaels promises to deliver to you. The only 'con', if I want to nitpick, is the fact that you have to put in a few hours initially to make sure that you're completely set up and then a few hours a week to ensure that your income is flowing. But ask yourself this - is that few hours of work too taxing for you, given that it can surely guarantee you results and profits? Maverick Money Makers Maverick Money Makers review

Mavel-less Comics
What if Stan Lee hadn’t chased his dream…? Superman could be stuck in a wheel chair, leaving Clark Kent awkward and alone. Wonder Woman isn’t so extraordinary if she forgets where she parked her jet. Spiderman might be arachnophobic, giving Pete the chance to get married and have a degree. Batman is afraid of the dark. Leaving Gotham in turmoil, since Bruce Wayne sleeps with the light on. Aquaman is left drowning since he never learned how to swim. The Hulk isn’t so incredible when Banner is a teacher at the local high school. Flash wont be a spectacle for coming in second place.

Mavericks' Carlisle Questions Odom's Desire
Lamar Odom has yet to fit in with the Dallas Mavericks, but to have a legitimate shot at repeating as NBA champions they'll need him to — and quickly- mulberry bags . "(Owner) Mark (Cuban) asks a fundamental question with anybody in our franchise: 'Are they in or are they not in?' Our fans want to know that Lamar's in. Our players want to know that Lamar's in. It's not about how many points he's scoring or rebounds. Those things are a factor. Our fans, our players want to see the guy playing like his pants are on fire and we haven't seen that so far and that's got to change- mulberry sale . Odom, a versatile 6-10 forward, is averaging 7.7 points, 4.5 rebounds, 1.7 assists and shooting 35.7% from the field in 21.4 minutes, all career lows. He hasn't had a double-double in backing up Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki, who has missed time because of right knee and back injuries. While Odom is playing for the Legends on Saturday, the Mavericks will be playing a home game vs. the Utah Jazz-

Maw Poll!!!
As some of you may know i'm doing a most attractive woman on fubar poll,breaking close to 100 women down to 10,therefore becoming a top 10 poll Feel free to tune in and pick your top 3 or join(ladies) The Poll Will Be starting Today At 3Pm Eastern Time Ladies interested in seeing where they'd rank in this (assuming you're not already on the list )feel free to enter Guys if you have a Lady in mind not on the list already be sure to send them over This is not a contest therefore i'll be asking for members opinion on the top 3 Ladys(which will be represented in a rate Here are most of the ladies entered so far

Max And Maxine Battle On...lol
Men strike back!(Hey!! They gotta dream)LOL...Oh How witty!! hahaha How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------ --------- --------- -------

Maxed Out!!!
I Have Maxed Out my Daily comment Rates.. for my level.. So I can not rate any pics or send any more comments only can rate profiles.. So Don't be upset if I dont rate your pic or leave you a comment for today.. Thanks

Maxforce Cockroach Gel Item Choice Tips
The roach hit problem is for actual. It impacts many home entrepreneurs all over the globe. Actually, the same bugs can increase in your car if it is distressing. You must try not to keep meals scraps, calming on the car seats, floor and other locations. Create sure the same caution in your home to keep the undesirable unwanted pests away. Never thoughts if you have a roach hit problem. You could buy gel, fumigations, and dusts off off to get rid of the problem. For those who fear doing it independently, selecting removing experts is another option. The MaxForce roach gel is one of the best solutions you have. It comes in different variations and each product functions in a different way. One of the best kinds is the FC roach attract gel, which only cost you $28.93 at Amazon. The primary element in this product is the Fipronil, which is only 0.01%. The product comes in a sixty-gram tube and it is effective to all kinds of undesirable unwanted pests. The Fipronil content is able to elim

Max Hardcore This Saturday, Eros Day Marathon On Drsusanblock.tv & Phone Sex Therapy Right Now
Newsletter Of The Dr Susan Block Institute This Saturday Night, January 14th on The Dr. Susan Block Show MAX HARD TIME FOR MAX HARDCORE The true test of our First Amendment right to ‘Freedom of Speech’ is: Does it defend speech that is distasteful? JOIN US IN STUDIO BECOME A STUDIO MEMBER WATCH THE LIVE SHOW

Maximus
You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him. Maximus75%Batman, the Dark Knight63%Captain Jack Sparrow58%The Amazing Spider-Man54%Neo, the "One"54%William Wallace50%Indiana Jones50%The Terminator46%Lara Croft46%James Bond, Agent 007

Maxine's Living Will
Maxine's Living Will I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______ Glass of wine ______ Margarita ______ Martini ______ Cold Beer ______ Chicken fried steak and cream gravy ______ Mexican food ______ French fries ______ Pizza ______ Bowl of ice cream ______ Cup of tea ______ Chocolate ______ Sex, it should be presumed that I'd rather be dead. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Maxine On Border Patrol!!!
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this >>country >> lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild >>animals >> attacking humans in Florida. >> Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result >>is a >> win-win-win situation: >> + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border >> + Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans >> + Put the Florida alligators in the moat. >> >> Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Maxine Humor
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead . Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead . Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

Maxine's Living Will! (hee Hee)
I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine chocolate Margarita chocolate Martini Cold Beer chocolate Chicken fried steak cream gravy chocolate Mexican food chocolate French fries chocolate Pizza chocolate ice cream cup of tea chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Maxine On Border Control
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida . Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation: + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border + Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans + Put the Florida alligators in the moat. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Maxine For President
For women voters: >>> Here we are already discussing the future President of theUnited >>> States in the Year 2008. >>>Well, I have my own candidate; and I'm sure that once you know who I'm >>>voting for, you will also agree. >>> >>>For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the >>>best solution: >>>It is probably time we have a woman as President. >>>My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all >>>the answers to our problems. >>> >>>PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment... >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT! >>> >>> Very eloquently put...........don't you think? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I >>>have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... >>> >>>Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an >>>incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." >>> >>>Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key

Maxine Living Will
GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE! MAXINE'S LIVING WILL I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine chocolate Margarita chocolate Martini Cold Beer chocolate Chicken fried steak cream gravy chocolate Mexican food chocolate French fries chocolate Pizza chocolate ice cream cup of tea chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Maxine's Living Will...
I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: * Glass of wine chocolate Margarita chocolate Martini Cold Beer chocolate sex Chicken fried steak cream gravy chocolate Mexican food chocolate French fries chocolate Pizza chocolate ice cream cup of tea chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate * It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Maxineisms For Life....
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue. 5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If s/he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing her/him again. 6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. 7. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? 8. My reality check bounced. 9. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. 10. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier. 11. You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. 12. Do not meddle in the affairs of drag

Maxine Quotes
Here is another round of some of the famous quotes from Maxine: 1.Driver Safety: I can't use the cell phone in the car because I have to keep my hands free for making gestures. 2.Housework: I do my housework in the nude because it gives me the incenitive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. 3.Lawn Care: The key to a nice looking lawn is a good mower.I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. 4. The Perfect Man: All I am looking for is a man who'll do what I want,when I want,for as long as I want,then go away.OR wait nearby like a Dust Buster,charged up and ready when needed. 5.Technology Revolution: My idea of re-booting is kicking somebody in the butt twice. 6.Aging: Take every birthday with a grain of salt.This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita. 7.Fine Print: Never read it.There ain't no way you are going to like it. 8.Human Err: To forgive,HIGHLY UNLIKELY.!! 9.And More....Money can't buy happiness,but somwhow it;s more comfo

Maxine And Her 5 New Boyfriends!
I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life! Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer. P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him: "Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where I am in the parlour, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself: "Now, what am I here after?"

Maxi Pads
AN OPEN LETTER TO: Mr. JAMES THATCHER BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE CORPORATION Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core (tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will a

Maxine
When life seems really tough, consider the possibility that you're just a big wuss. My brain's not on vacation anymore... but it does seem to be considering an early retirement. I have an 8 to 5 job. Unfortunately, it comes with a 10 to 2 paycheck. I applied for a loan, but the bank had zero percent interest. In life, there's no free lunch. Unless you crash an outdoor wedding reception- then there's free cake and booze, too. Reach for the stars! It keeps your chest from sagging. Snowmen and real men have a lot in common. For one thing, it would take some kind of magic hat to get either of them off their asses. If men are from Mars, we need to find the bozo who supplied them with spaceships. Looking for a hot date? Pick any date in August. They don't get much hotter than that. I'm what they call a "natural woman, " which just means "not rich enough to get implants." Men are only good for one thing, but then you have to feed them be

Maxi Pads Letter
This is (supposedly) an actual letter sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your "Always" maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently

Maximus Of Jerusalem
Maximus Bishop of Jerusalem. ------------ [a.d. 185-196.] He was a noted character among Christians, according to Eusebius; living, according to Jerome, under Commodus and Severus. He wrote on the inveterate question concerning the Origin of Evil; and the fragment here translated, as given by Eusebius, is also textually cited by Origen against the Marcionites,1 if that Dialogue be his. The reader will not fail to recollect that liberal citations out of this work are also to be found in Methodius, On Free-Will.2 But all who desire fuller information on the subject will be gratified by the learned prolegomena and notes of Routh, to which I refer them.3 Whether Maximus was the bishop of Jerusalem (a.d. 185) mentioned by Eusebius as presiding in that See in the sixth year of Commodus, seems to be uncertain. From the Book Concerning Matter, or in Defence of the Proposition that Matter is Created, and is Not the Cause of Evil.1 "That there cannot exist two uncreated substances at

Maxine Vs Martha
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!" Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator

Maxine
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.

Maximum Voltage Gotta Love Them For Real On That Note
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Maximum Overdrive
Maximum overdrive 1986 Stephen king screenplay Get ready for the ultimate battle of man vs. bloodthirsty machine in this terrifying Stephen King classic! For three horrifying, the Earth passes through the tail of a mysterious comet. The skies glow an eerie green as humanity waits to see what the fallout will be. But what they imagine is nothing like the nightmare they find - the comet's magnetic fields cause all the machines on Earth to suddenly come to life and terrorize their human creators in a horrific killing spree. Now, it's up to a small group of people trapped in a desolate truck stop to defeat the killer machines - or be killed by them. Stephen King's work brings chills to my skin. The Truck with the gremlin face haunted my dreams when i was younger. This R rated movie has some cheesy special effects, but more than makes up for it in imagination. The AC DC soundtrack also gives a hint to the time the movie was made, and fits well. subtle little things make this

Maxine Sez: Time To Take Down The Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table . everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the

Maxine On Immigration
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ... Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes! Think about this one: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each

Maxine On Border Security
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes! Think about this one: 1. Cows 2..The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give

Maxine
Maxine for President Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president. She was right on with this one! Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes! Think about this one: 1. Cows 2..The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And

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SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.. ( SEX AND CALORIES ) Sex is like math..You add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you don't multiply..!! Having nice sex burns 358 calories,while having rough sex [ make it hurt ],burns 543 calories. *Taking off clothes....with consent....12 calories. without consent....187 calories. *Taking off her bra or his underwear....With 2 hands..8 calories..With 1 hand..12 calories..With mouth..85 calories. *Put on protection....Hard...6 calories...Soft...315 calories. *Foreplay....Looking for target..8 calories..Finding G spot..92 calories..I don't F***ing care...0 calories. *Entry....Holding him/her..12 calories..On the floor..8 calories. *Different Positions....Missionary..358 calories..Doggy..316 calories..69 Lying..286 calories..69 standing..512 calories..Italian Hanger..912 calories. *Orgasm....Real..112 calories..Faking..315 calories. *After "O"....Lying in

Maxine's Thoughts About Thongs
MONDAY'S SUBJECT..( THONGS ) Would you like a thong..?? ( LOL )..The depth of the thong was suited to the human body for obvious reasons...duh.Thongs can be a pain-although believe it or not,they don't torment me personally too much.It just feels like something is up my butt all the time...lol.The thong has touched off a raging debate in the scientific community.Oh Yeah??.A thong is something that you just have to get used too.Apparently,not everyone enjoys thongs as much as other's do.I can't find my thong right now,but can summarize it.Am I too old for thongs?.Hell No..!!..Thongs can be learning opportunities and can be good practice for dealing with life's setbacks.Thongs don't oppress me,they just irritate a little.Thongs usually symbolize an obstacle,i.e.,a struggle against personal conflict,but with eventual success.Although thongs can be pondered,they are better to be worn...LOL.A thong is not so much a matter of position as disposition.SOOOOO.....Where is your thong????.....