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THAT Ahole's blog: "Jokes"

created on 11/13/2007  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b154303
There was this Mathmatics Professor, and he was not feelin' well with his mariage. One day, he e-mailed his wife and said, "Dear, you are 54, and there are some things that you just can't provide for me. I hope that you are not mad or offended by this letter, but by the time you read this, I will be in the Ridge Motel with my 18 yr old Student Assistant. I will be home tonight!" When he got to the Hotel, there was a fax there waiting for him that read, "Dear, you too are 54 yrs old, and I just wanted to let you know, that by the time you read this, the 18 yr old plumber that stopped to fix the drain and I are havin' an affair. Since you are such an esteemed Mathematics Professor, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 into 18! Don't wait up!"
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