Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"...
1-What bill do you hate paying the most?
Car payment
2-Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Wolfgang Puck
3-If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
No regrets
4-Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Scott
5-What do you really want to be doing right now?
getting laid
6-What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Nothing
7-How many colleges did you attend?
None
8-Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It was clean and within reach.
9-Gas Prices?
I like to be kissed before having the Gas nozzle stuck up my ass
10-If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Where ever she wants to go, I’m happy right where I am.
11-First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
What’s an Alarm clock
12-Last thought before going to sleep last night?
What woman shall I imagine naked tonight.
13-Favorite style of underwear?
Boxers
14-What errand/chore do you despise?
Taking the cat to the vet
15-If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Nope I do enough favors for friends that I don’t have to volunteer to feel useful.
16-Get up early or sleep in?
Who says I sleep….
17-What is your favorite cartoon character?
Yusuke Urameshi
18-Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
If you’re a guy and you want to know ask me and I’ll email you, if you’re a woman and you want to know ask me and I’ll SHOW you…
19-Have you found real love yet?
no but I have come close before….
20-When did you first start feeling old?
I am old I just don’t feel it.
21-Favorite 80's movie?
Porkys
22-Your favorite lunch meat?
bologna
23-What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
kicked out (no membership there)
24-Beach or lake?
Beach
25-Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Weddings yes… Marriage no…
26-Favorite guilty pleasure?
causing arguments between family members.
27-A Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
If I wouldn’t want anyone to find out then why I would answer this question.
28-What's your drink?
Milk it does my Body Good…
29-Cowboys or Indians?
Indians
30-Cops or Robbers?
robbers (I’m a black guy who is going to believe I’m a cop)
31-Who from high school would you like to run into?
No one
32-What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Power 92
33-Norm or Cliff?
NORM!!!!!!
34-The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
SIMPSONS
35-Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
being to trusting
36-Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I don’t have anyone across from me, I was a bad boy so I have to sit in the corner at work…
37-What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Jet Li
38-Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes
39-Last book you read for real?
Terry Goodkind’s Naked Empire
40-Do you have a teddy bear?
No I am a Teddy Bear
41-Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
inside a Moving Truck
42-Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Francisco
43-Do you go to church?
No I don’t feel like being hit by lightening…
44-At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Working on both actually, I love to multitask…
45-Just how OLD are you?
Ask me that again in a Week….
46-Who was your favorite singer or band in the 80s?
I loved House music
47-Can money buy happiness?
Yes
48-How many jobs have you had?
7
49-Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes
50-Have you ever cheated on anyone?
No
