For women voters:
>>> Here we are already discussing the future President of theUnited
>>> States in the Year 2008.
>>>Well, I have my own candidate; and I'm sure that once you know who I'm
>>>voting for, you will also agree.
>>>
>>>For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the
>>>best solution:
>>>It is probably time we have a woman as President.
>>>My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all
>>>the answers to our problems.
>>>
>>>PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!
>>>
>>> Very eloquently put...........don't you think?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I
>>>have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......
>>>
>>>Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an
>>>incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
>>>
>>>Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower.
>>>I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
>>>
>>>Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do
>>>what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or
>>>wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
>>>
>>>Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking
>>>somebody in the butt twice."
>>>
>>>Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works
>>>much better if the salt accomp anies a Margarita."
>>>
>>>
>>>"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
>>>
>>>
>>>The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
>>>urinating and attend funerals.
>>>
>>>The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
>>>bucket.
>>>
>>>To err is human, to forgive: highly unlikely.
>>>
>>>
>>>Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies
>>>running around with tattoos and pierced navels?
>>>
>>>
>>>Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a
>>>Porsche than a Kia.
>>>
>>>After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be
>>>dead.
>>>
>>>
>>>If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five
>>>minutes, nothing will happen, but you'll rob them of some much- needed
>>>laughter.
>>>
>>>There's no one better for the job.
>>>MAXINE HAS MY VOTE
